I've Had It - Who Gives a Zuck?

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

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So are we supposed to start the podcast? Ready, one, two, three. Patriots, gay, triots, they triots, black triots, brown triots. And any way, fuck, fuck the whole thing up. All right, let me start it over. Start a patriots, gay, triots, they treatets, black triots, brown triots. And anybody who doesn't support fascism, we love you. And all of the triple Trumpers can do wet pumps.

Fuck off. I mean, I'm off my game. intro. And you're never off your game. And you didn't even make fun of my clap that almost missed. So you are off your game. It's a new me. It's a new me. New me. All right. Pumice, what have you had it with? Okay. I am a slave to the things that I, I'm just, I always buy the same thing. I buy the same brand of pretzel. I buy the same lipstick. I buy the same vape. That's just, I'm not super like, I'm going to go out and try new things. That's not a creature of habit. creature of habit. That's what I was looking for. Okay, of late. My vapes missing in action. You can't find him. They're out of stock everywhere. My dog food. The dog food store is not carrying it anymore. My lipstick that I've worn forever and ever and ever out of stock. I feel like it's a Donald Trump experience. They're coming for your dog food, your lipstick, your vapes, like everything is fucked up.

And I'm so, I've had it with not being able to find the pretzels that I like. I mean, come on. This shouldn't be that hard. There's these Trader Joe pretzels. And Trader Joe's is just out of stock? They're just out. And I've gotten on their website and they're not, they don't say out of stock. They're just not on there.

So I just, I feel like. Do you want me to go to the Trader Joe's in New York and see if I can secure you some and mail you trench coat. Do you know how many times I have cussed you for running around in your 55 degree trench, you know, trench? And I'm still hot in Oklahoma. Sweating my ass off. It's infuriating that it's still so fucking hot, but there's no such thing as climate change. But yes, I would love for you to go and see if they just... I'll do that after we film. I'd be happy, I'd be happy to step out in the 60 degree weather and my trench coat, maybe take cha cha and tubby and just because you can take your dogs into the store in New York and go get you these pretzels because maybe that's one thing we can

fix pumps. Maybe. I hope that would be really take a pick of what they're supposed to be and send it to me. Okay. All right. But I'm out. Okay. Speaking of like sweating and it being hot. Okay. I've had it with Josh Welch trying to force a sweater. So you know how people will put on Instagram like chasing summer. I've done this before. Like I'm in Mexico and November and I've posted chasing summer. I've jumped on that bandwagon, you know, had it with me for doing that. But you know, people are like chasing summer. Josh is chasing fall at all times. And the biggest conversation that I've been having with him post ear issue after we got through all of the ear stuff is the sweater issue. And Josh loves wearing a sweater. And we've talked about this on the podcast before. And he loves to

force a sweater. And I often say, you know, you're forcing the sweater. It's summer. He didn't care. He doesn't care. So last weekend, we went to Los Angeles for our youngest son's parent, parents weekend at the University of Southern California. And it was particularly hot in Los Angeles. I'm talking high 80s. All right. That is hot for there. That weather was available on our smart devices, the weather forecast. well in advance of our packing to go. And Josh often finds himself in a situation where we are going to a summer destination or a place that has warm weather, whether it be unusually warm or or right on par for being worn. Despite the advanced warning of what the temperatures are going to be,

this MF or always throws some sweaters in the suitcase. And in doing that, then we have to, you know, he narrates everything. Right. Do you think I'll be able to wear a sweater? And he starts, what are you going to wear? Do you think that you can wear a sweater? I'm like, I'm not going to wear a sweater. So I'm not going to wear a sweater. So we still, we're going through, like now we're on our hundredth conversation, because even when it's 88 during the day in L.A., when it drops down to 70 at night, it's kind of a crisp 70, California. There's a crispness to it. So he's talking about how he and Roman ended up going to the Fontaine's D.C. concert one night, big band that they love at the Hollywood Cemetery. And Josh was talking about if he was going to wear

a sweater to the Fontaine's DC concert. And I had to go through about a 20 minute back and forth with him about it. And then he says to me, you know, I have this problem with some of these sweaters where I'm getting deodorant on them. And I said, are you like putting it on and the deodorant, it's an error in putting them on and you're not, you know, stretching out the bottom to go around the armpit. And he's like, no, I'm sweating. And then I'm seeing like a sweat mark. And so what do you do to avoid this? And I said, Josh, the fundamental thing I do to avoid sweating in a sweater is wearing my sweaters when it's cold. I don't wear sweaters in 80 degree weather. And that's just right out of the gates the number one way that I avoid sweating in a sweater. That's my top advice for you.

I mean, right out of the gates, the number one way to eliminate sweating in a sweater is don't wear sweaters when it's hot. He absorbed that and he accepted that. And then we realized he was kind of using the wrong deodorant. And so we worked through all of that. Really, it was a function of the deodorant, not wearing sweaters when it's hot at the end of the day? He did acknowledge that wearing sweaters, forcing a sweater, a forced sweater could be problematic with exacerbating. any form of sweating that maybe the deodorant didn't cover. But the conversations that I have to have with this man about a sweater,

it's constant. And the only thing that I can liken it to is when he had the ear problem. When we spoke about the ear all the time, when he had the ear surgery, forced ear surgery. You see a theme here, forced sweater. Remember when he was talking to the boat driver in Italy about his ear who spoke zero English. Yeah.

Because he was just so desperate for somebody. Well, and he had a captive audience. He would just listen and listen and listen without ever responding or disagreeing. Here's my thing. I hate to defend Josh because I know I've seen him when it's 90 degrees in July for 100 degrees. And he's got a sweater on. Like, I feel you on that. But when you live in Oklahoma where it's 108 degrees, 82 and 70 at night, fills on.

almost chilly. It really, I mean, it really does. It does it to me. 82 at night feels chilly. I always walk outside with that humidity and I'm like, oh, let me just tell you. I mean, it has been like 82 at night when I take the dogs out. 80. I am just like, oh my gosh, it's almost cold because you walk out and it's 108 and you're like, fucking I'm going to burn up. So I kind of have a little sympathy for that because you're going to California. It's great. sweater weather. And I have found, okay, so one day last week, it was rainy and I was going to the gym and it was like, okay, it's going to be like low 80s in my head. Josh Welch popped in and I thought, I could take a sweater and put it on. But then I realized, no, you really can't. But when I

walk my dog super early in the morning, I will wear like, instead of like shorts or a skirt or something, I will wear long pants if it's like 79 because that is chilly to me nowadays. For all of those parents out there with teenagers, we know you're already trying to keep a million different things under control. Cash app is here to help make sure your teens money and their spending isn't adding to that craziness. We need to start teaching kids to manage money and teach them about responsibilities surrounding money in their teens. And that's why I'm happy to introduce you to Cash App. Cash App has a card available to teens 13 to 17 with sponsorship by an eligible parent or guardian. Every transaction triggers a real-time notification

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bank partners, prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, member FDIC, Cash App Visa, debit flex cards issued by Sutton Bank, member FDIC, and Bank N.A. pursuant to a license from Visa USA, Inc. see terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton Debit Flex card, and Bank Corps Debit Flex card. Savings provided by Cash app, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit Cash.app slash legal slash podcast for full. disclosures. I appreciate you trying to defend Josh. I do. I appreciate it. And I think, you know, y'all have known each other longer than you and I have known each other. And I dig that kind of loyalty. But it needs to be dismantled because there was a lot of propaganda in that. And let me just point you to

the Wimbledon tournament, July 22. July of 2022, July, Josh and I go to Wimbledon. were big tennis people, huge tennis people. Josh, huge sweater guy, right? It's distinctly summer. It's distinctly a summer tournament. It's July, J-U-L-L-Y. The day before we go to Wimbledon, we go to the Ralph Lauren store. And Josh finds this gorgeous, gorgeous cable-knit sweater, white, Wimbledon White. And it was a great, great sweater. He said, do you like this sweater? And I said, I love the sweater. I'll be goddamned. The next day, he puts that sweater on. And we, and it is the force to be all forces. It is the end all be all force. There's no planet wherein this particular day at Wimbledon, I believe it was 89 degrees. The forecast was right on. It had been predicted 10 days prior.

There's no planet that a rational person would think, I'm going to wear a sweater. A thick cable. This is not, I know that you're trying to apply. Oh, he's looking at an 80 degree and thinking, oh, I might be cold. That's not what this is. This is a skirting of the system. This is a skirting of mother nature. This is a forced situation.

that I'm forced to talk about. Now all of our listeners are forced to hear about the forced sweaters. It's force on top of force, on top of force. It's trickling down a force is what it is. Let me ask you this, though, and I have not noticed this. Josh, I mean, I know you were saying that he sweats in his armpit, but he's not, even if he's hot, he's not like dripping sweat. He's not like a super sweater.

You're not a sweater at all. I'm the super sweater. Like if that were me, it would be my hair would be wet. I would have it dripping down my face. But he's not an overall sweater, right? No, he really isn't. I mean, we exercise together when we are in the same city. And we really train hard. And he's not like a major massive sweater. Now, if we play tennis for a long time outside, we're both drenched. But I'll tell you what, he knows when you're playing tennis outside. He knows you can't force a sweater there. He's dressed appropriately and dry fit clothes. So he does have it in him, you know. He does know.

Yeah, he just loves his sweaters. It's just like his wooby. He does look super cute in sweaters, though. He does. He does. He's, so he's like to come full circle on this, Josh has always hashtag chasing fall. Yeah.

Yeah, he's always chasing fall. He loves the fall. I do too. I do too. There's something so great about a seasonal change. All right, welcome to I've had it. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie.

She is the head beaver in charge. Head beaver. Oh, my God, I forgot. I am the head fever in charge. You know what we were talking about earlier? This is just, I'm just going to have Kylie get in here. So we were talking about earlier. We were filming an IHIP news.

For those of you that are new here, this is our fun podcast, Tuesdays, Thursdays, longer format. But daily we have IHIP news where we talk about the news of the day. And it was brought to our attention on Elon Musk's free speech website, formerly known as Twitter, now called X, that there are rumors swirling all over that. place that Candace Owens is a big old lesie. Now, I don't know if it's true or not, but we found a tweet from that guy, Milos, Janopoulos, and I guess he was whistleblowing on this long before

the newest poster was, and he referred to her as a rug muncher. Phubbs and I just, we die at shit like that. But we used to, like, back in the day, if you're Chin X, our language that we use to describe. shit. I mean, it was like, if somebody was a lesbian, and be like, yeah, that rug muncher. Yeah. That was just like, that was just, it wasn't even a thing. Now I feel like it's such a slur. I agree. But I do still, no, and lesies, you know, y'all are my favorite.

Out of all the letters, lesbians are my favorite. I want lesbian presidents. I want lesbian CEOs. I want, I'm ready to usher in the matriarchy. And I want the lesbians to be at the top of that matriarchy. And then the straits can pursue below the lesbians. But I have to say, the rug muncher is hilarious. It's hilarious. And we should just say it without thinking about it. Are we being bigots?

I think that as a lesbian, maybe I can bring this back. Right. It's probably better coming from a lesbian than a straight. I could start throwing this around. Rug munchers. Yeah. Rug munchers. Okay, let me tell you this.

I didn't say this on IHIP News because it's pretty graphic. But there's a trend in Candice Owens. posting. Okay, so on these four alleged accounts that are her lesbian dating accounts and her Candace Owens now stuff, she's constantly talking about, instead of saying like lesbian sex or d, it's always licking vaginas. It's very graphic. I actually have this screenshot. We didn't cover this because we cover very serious topics on IHIP news. But this is from her alleged dating profile. I'm a college student interested in meeting up and fucking I like to lick. There's a lot of that.

And I'm sure anyone will enjoy. They kind of, in that way, I was like, hmm, that's just weird. Okay. I have a question. So is that if, if, let's say hypothetically, that Pumps wanted to get on a lesbian hookup site. Is that the language that is used in lesbian circles, I like to lick, I don't find that appealing, to be honest. Yeah. Do you see, I mean, I guess you've never been on a lesbian dating site because you've had the same girlfriend forever.

Have you? Yeah, I mean, I've just been on dating sites for the lesbian side. Okay. Did you see this type of terminology? Does it say licking vaginas and vaginas on vagina? Most people, it's not so sexual, right? That's what I'm saying. I just found that to be a through line because it showed some of her posts from this

alleged account versus her real posts. And they're... So you're saying she's talking about licking in her just like her front facing persona. And her front facing persona, she says something derogatory like, you shouldn't be talking about vaginas rubbing vaginas. And I just was like, well, that's, it's kind of weird the way you said it, especially coupled with the shit that I was reading. I don't know. Maybe I'm just reading into things. But I thought that was a three line. I think it's worth us keeping an eye on. What else do we have going on? We'll keep you advised.

Yeah. And we've got Trump doing all his crazy shit, but that's kind of gotten boring it's so bad. It's just so predictable. I mean, he's the most boring, crazy person there is right now because it's the exact same plot every day. I can't even laugh. I can't even. He is so painfully boring and painfully unoriginal right now. I mean, lame dementia deck.

All right, Kylie, what's next up? Where some see heroes and other see egos. Bloomberg sees the era of billionaire athletes. While others follow the noise, we follow the money. Learn more at Bloomberg.com. Okay, I've got a one-star review, and luckily it's been a while since I've seen one of these come through. One Star titled A Waste of Electricity and Time, and they write, worthless. What I appreciate about this post so much is that they took the quote, time.

to post it. And the electric. That they wasted their both, they wasted both their electricity and their time to call us worthless. What I love about the one-star reviews is they have the same energy

as a five-star review. Yeah. But the fact that they did it in spite takes more energy. I agree. So I really appreciate. I appreciate that he used both electricity and time.

All right, Kylie, what's next? Okay, I also have more Gen Z submissions from when we call it. Oh, I love it. Doc advice, their STD results. So if we want to play a couple of those. Yeah, I do. Okay, here's the first one.

Hi, Jen Pumps, Kylie and Seth. I'm Vanessa. I was born on November 30th, 2001, Sagittarius. So I am a Gen Z. And in 2023, 24, I did test positive for chlamydia and got it taken care of, for your example.

I just wanted to, update you guys on the socks situation. I think you're right on board with the lacy little socks that Jen's son's girlfriends are wearing 100%. You can wear those with a flat or a Mary Jane or a loafer. And then what everybody else seems to be wearing, or at least what I deem acceptable,

is just your average, I can't bend. I may be 24, but I have the legs of an 85 girl just a crew sock I love a crew sock short crew sock with a sneaker you're right on track no shows are completely lame now so I first of all want to talk about how grateful I am that you are a Chlamydia survivor yes and that you are also highlighting survivors of chlamydia and removing shame and normalizing yes so kudos to you on that number two thank you so much for the tips on this. And I just want to say, the little crew socks, that's what we wore all the time.

Yeah, all the time. Until we were bullied by millennials. And then we had to go no show. And right now, as I'm sitting here, I'm doing a no show. I mean, look at this. She can bend, by the way, her legs. Yeah, the no show. Here I go. I wear the no show every day to the gym. I do. I wear it. I don't, I don't. I need to go. I need to go sock shopping. I need a Gen Z to take me sock shopping. I know my youngest son and his girlfriend are coming to New York for fall break. When we finish recording this, I'm going to text the girlfriend and just SOS. I need- That's a great idea.

I need guidance. I am out in the ocean swimming and I need somebody to throw me a buoy and you are my buoy and take me shopping. Who else? What other Gen Zers do we have? Okay, we've got a Gatriate next. Hello, Jen, Pumps, Kylie, Seth, Ryan, all the I've had it, eye hipsters. My name's Emerson.

I am currently finishing out my contract working on a cruise ship that is run by a cartoon mouse as a dancer. And, oh, yes, I'm a Gemini, and I am Gen Z. So I wanted to give a little sock demonstration. This is my little sock storage container. Let's see, we got black ankle length. We got blue ankle length. We got white no-shows. we got, oh, a singular white no show.

Don't we all? We all have that. Oh, these are mismatched. Mitch matched blacks. Singular black, no show. And one more white. I think these are kind of matched like you could get by, you know? I do my best here.

Oh, yes, and STD results. I did get chlamydia earlier. But received treatment from the medical center on board. And, you know, when you live on a cruise ship, you got to do what you got to do. I just love the podcast, love the show. You guys have really got to me through the past nine months living that seat. I just adorable. I'm just so excited about everything that I just saw.

I agree. A survivor that was led by the brave leadership of our own crab survivor, the star of our show, Pumps, who normalized saying, yeah, I'm a crab survivor. I got it. I had crabs. I had shit crawling all over my pubs. It's awful. I combed them all out.

I didn't shave it off. How many times did it take for you to get those crap? Like three. It wasn't just a one and done. Three treatments. But what I particularly like about Emerson, Emerson had a little, its own little packing case. And the variety.

It goes back to you, pumps. Variety is the spice of life, you know. You know, you're, you're, you're a creature of habit with all these pretzels and stuff, but maybe you need variety. We need variety in socks. I need variety. Here's the thing on the cruise sock. I thought I bought some cruise socks, like the short cruise socks. We were the long ones. Like back in the day, they were like halfway up the shin. Were yours, Jennifer? No. No. Mine were like. My little cheerleading socks that would wear with our A6, they were up about this high. And so I was a brink bobcat cheerleading.

go bobcats and we had a little white sock that didn't go up too high I would say about I mean the size of a sport cock you know not a jumbo donkey dong but a sport penis height and then it would have these two red stripes around the top of it yeah yeah yeah yeah and then a paw like two paw marks for the bobcats and then as I progressed through school then I was a Westmore Jaguar in high school and we were still able, and our colors were red, black, and silver. And we would have both black, white, with the black circles, with the paws in between the two lines. And the paws were critical, you know, because it was like, you know, we're on the prowl. Yeah, we, well, I went to a suburban

school district outside of Oklahoma City called More Public Schools. Fun fact about more schools. every school's mascot is a cat of the cat family feline feline family so like our our rival at westmore high school was more high school and we had the more war and they were the more lions and they also use the paws and so yeah i would say we had a mid-size mid-size not too low not you know like an inch out of the ankle not too high like the dorky ones that older generations that before us were like pumps. But for me, you know, it was about this big. Yeah, mine were sport cop in high school size. That was about right. They were higher in junior high, but that would make sense with the age difference. Yeah, it's a pretty big age difference.

Huh? Pretty big age difference. It's really not that big. Jen, I've got to, there's a trend for you to look out for. Right now it's crew about length. You call it sportcock. Sport cop link. And it's slouchy. So they kind of... I used to do the slouch. So I remember the slouch. I do too. Slouchy sock. Yeah, we used to wear it.

There was this store called Units. And it was one size fits all and they were in the mall. And they had like a pants, skirt, a type of top, sleeveless top, long sleeve. And they had these belts that you put on with them. And I remember wearing units and y'all have to look at it. Look up Units 1980s trend. and I had my mother and I would go to the mall and we had just a shit ton of units and you could mix and match them and all of this stuff and I would wear the slouchy socks with my units outfit and

I thought when I had on the unit stuff I am H-O-T-S-H-H-H-I-T-Xclamation point bold neon underlined I couldn't get enough of the units I love it. Did you do the different units belts? So like you'd wear unit shirts and a unit skirt and then use like five or six or three or four different colored unit belts. So it's just. Yeah. There we go.

There's units. Yeah. Those are units. And I was not afraid at all to put on a slaggy sock. I don't think I would wear like three belts at one time. My mother was of the, my mother is of the school of thought if you've got it flunted. So she would think that me having too many belts on at one time would not be figure enhancing. So, yeah, but see, yeah, see the girl where the belt is units.

And I remember you'd go into the stores. I remember exactly what it looked like. And everything was folded in these like plastic containers and it was all one size. But then you put the belt on and it just anybody could wear it. Did you guys do matching? Were you like in junior high, my girlfriends and I would match on purpose. Oh, for sure. We twinned all the time.

I think even first day of school junior high would. roll out like what are going to wear and we're going to wear the same thing. Yep. And you know one thing that I feel bad about the kids, the Gen Zs, the act of note writing and the origami in which we used to fold a note and pass it. And all of the like you'd write the note like deer pumps, Mrs. Jones is being such a bitch today. Her class is so boring. But Timmy's sitting next to me and he smells really yummy today. And then you draw like a nose or something with it and then we'd put on our notes would put scratch and sniff stickers and then you'd fold them a certain way and we all knew how to fold like this origami style note and then you'd find

your friend in the hallway and you'd pass the note and then you'd open it and hide it clandestinely under your book and then you know write a response and you'd find your friend again and the active note writing was so good and then there was always some big you know snafu where a note got lost or a note was shared that shouldn't be shared that said some really nasty things, just great stuff out of the Ares. Yeah, that's right. It was exciting to write notes because there was always the chance it could get caught. Like the teacher could pick it because we would do it in class.

And when the teachers confiscated notes, that was the worst. But I mean, you kind of lived in fear of it. So it edged up the excitement of no passing in class for me. Yeah. Yeah. I love the, I love the Jim Ziers with the socks. Keep them coming. I actually you know what let's open this up a little bit I want next up next round

millennials millennial listeners where are you guys on the socks y'all are the ones that bullied us out of the crew sock and into the no show and then what happens and y'all were the young shiny new generation hot no wrinkles etc now you know life's coming at you pretty hard yeah because it does gravity's coming you know tits are not as perky and you know we're probably got some shit that needs to be Botoxed etc and now you have the young shiny Gen Zers coming and bullying you about the no show socks and so let's just I want kind of a generational feedback I want to I want to do a little check-in with the Millennials okay you heard all okay

and you can send those flood at Kylie Josie on Instagram all right I have a story that I would like to share with the class today. Mark Zuckerberg. I just want to remind everybody, this is a young man who is one of the richest men in the world who walked on to Joe Rogan's podcast, and he said, he's so great that masculinity's back because when Joe Biden was president, he felt like he had been neutered. And it takes a special, fragile footing on masculinity for an 80-year-old, quote-unquote, sleepy, Joe Biden to make you feel neutered. I mean, that Joe Biden emasculated you.

But nonetheless, of course, the New York Times wants to immediately provide cover for Zuckerberg, much like they did, Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. Here is this new profile in the New York Times, pop this up. Mark Zuckerberg is trying something on. And I just want to say, nobody cares. Exactly. But we're going to cover it because it is insane. the capitulation and the ass kissing of our institutions, whether they be government institutions

or our great media institutions, you know, the paper of record, if you will, kissing Mark Zuckerberg, a complete total piece of shit that knows that his product gets kids addicted and won't let his kids use it. All right, put up the next one. Mark says, I think if I started wearing suits to work, people would freak out. In an exclusive interview with the New York Times, Mark Zuckerberg, met as CEO, talked for the first time about his style evolution. The profile opens by glazing over his evolution from gray hoodies to boxy t-shirts. Zuckerberg's fashion sense, or lack of it, has been well documented.

From the laxity of his early California days to the gray Brunello Cuccinelli teas he upgraded to during Facebook's growth. But his damascene dressing moment happened during COVID in Hawaii. He started experimenting with, quote, fun shorts that no one could see on Zoom. Then friends introduced him to MMA, which led to the boxer fits. Fighters wear a lot of oversized clothes, he said, a kind of reverse flex. Everyone knows, I'm in really good shape. So I don't need to show my muscles. Not online. how the scruffy clothes of a boy genius entrepreneur were a flex. But when Zuckerberg finally went public with his new duds, it was a surprise to everyone. The story continues by infantilizing the fifth richest person in the world. Fashion-wise, he seems to be experiencing a sort of delayed

adolescence. This is stuff we did in college or in high school, said the designer, Mike Amiri, who helped Zuckerberg design his first high-fashioned t-shirt in 2020. with Ote-Zuck-Ate-Neil embroidered across the front, Latin for all Zuck or all nothing. You're figuring out, am I a baggy fit guy? Am I a vintage type? Who am I, Mary said. It's just that Zuckerberg is doing this in his 40s with unlimited resources. But ultimately, Zuckerberg can't stop himself from sounding like a psychopath.

Let's talk this stuff. Zuckerberg makes most of his purchases on Instagram occasionally browsing before bed because he finds it calming. I don't think there's ever, I don't think he's ever been in a store, Chan joked. I think that's his wife. When he first started shopping on the app, he used his personal email, credit card, and home address for shopping. Lately, Zuckerberg has come to appreciate pillows and collared shirts as a compromise between the anti-suit tech world and the reality of having to, meet with world leaders his plan he said is to find the 20 polo collared shirts that i like best that's like a fun thing to do right he says each of these things lend themselves to like fun

explorations especially because he continued you start buying some shirts and then you get a lot more ads for shirts and then you're like okay these are better shirts than the ones i bought yesterday. The algorithmic shopping experience he describes as the kind of often is the kind often criticized for hooking users. But when asked if his new interactions with the app have made him think differently about it, he said, I'm not sure. And gazed off to space, then he said, no. Oh my God. Okay. These fucking billionaires, we do not hate them enough. We do not hate them enough. Mark Zuckerberg at 40 and multi-billion, hundreds of billions of dollars lately discovered he likes shirts. Fuck off. Right. All right, let's get on to the people that trolled him

in the comment section of the New York Times. Alice 2B music posts. What gifts did his PR team bestow on the times for this? Add revenue perhaps? We couldn't care less about this billionaire's style evolution. O'D Brick writes, of all the fashionable, cool, caring people in the world at New York style strokes the ego of the billionaire literally no one wants to read about. And as set studio rides, I think he'd look great in an orange suit with shackles. And that last one is exactly where I want everybody's head to be. Because this is a guy who has no conviction, who feels like an 82-year-old Joe Biden neutered him, who's just now discovered the joy of picking out clothes for himself. Really? We have this infant child that's getting all of our kids addicted to all of their shitty apps.

I hate him. We do not hate these people enough. Advertising on Spotify puts your brand in the moments where Gen Z fandom takes shape. They're 35% of our audience and spend two hours building rituals and shaping culture with every stream. Download the Culture Next Report to discover trends and insights that will inspire your next campaign. Here's the thing. When I was reading this, okay, a couple things jumped out to me. Number one is MMA friends. That's a tell.

His house has a vintage U.S. flag and a big eagle on the wall. That's a tell. Like all these things you think, these weird patriotic deal. And then here's the thing that just made me incensed. He says, I don't care if people like me. I just want people to understand me. Shut the fuck up. Why, if you're one of the richest people in the world, you're fucking, you just sold a $1.7 billion lawsuit.

You've got all these lawsuits. You've got these purve glasses. You're doing all this crazy shit. Why do you care if somebody understands you or not? And I think this is kind of a offensive attack. before that new social reckoning comes out with Jeremy Strong portraying Mark Zuckerberg. Because I think from what I've read, it's kind of a takedown piece. So I think it's probably like, we have to write something positive about Mark Zuckerberg.

But it's so bad. His pitiful fashion choices are the only thing we can think of. Here's what I, he wants people to understand him. And I just want to share with the listener how I have come to understand him. initially he made a website to objectify women to rate them and hotness. I believe that was the initially what Facebook was, right, Kylie? And then it evolves into something that parts of it could be like you're connecting with old friends, et cetera.

And so he trucks along, whatever. The whole situation was saying that Joe Biden neutered you. And you said that out loud on tape on the most listened to podcast in the country for some reason, dipshit Joe Rogan, but whatever. And then you run cover for your buddy Elon Musk, who somebody made, Alex Gibney, made a four-hour takedown of what a piece of shit, deadbeat, loser Elon Musk is. And they want to run ads on meta. And you choose not to. And you choose to go to the White House and kiss Donald Trump's ass when you have enough money that you don't have to do that. So here's what I understand about you.

You personify this lie that we think, if you're really rich, you're liberated. You're completely liberated. And I see you as a man who is in shackles, in shackles to Donald Trump. Because we here at IHip News will never have hundreds of billions of dollars. We'll never have a billion dollars ever. And we are freer and richer than you. Because if Donald Trump asked me to come to the White House, I would tell that fat fuck to go fuck himself from top, to bottom, to left, to right, to fuck himself in the mouth, to fuck himself in the ears,

to fuck himself in the ass that I want no part of anything to do with that piece of shit, full stop, period. And here you have all of this money that you could have easily done that. And you chose to go play patty cake with the biggest dipshit evil buffoon on the planet. So that's what I understand about you. It's not what you say in your New York Times article about discovering shopping. It's about what your actions show me who you are. Your actions show me that you are a disconnected piece of shit that thinks that the New York Times can sanewash your depravity by talking about the fact that at 40 you discovered it's nice to buy different clothes.

I mean, this is not unique. This is not original. These billionaires are the worst. The next president, in my opinion, needs to. erect a museum called the anti-fascist museum. And in the stone, I want people's name, funders of fascism, collaborators with fascism. And I want Mark Zuckerberg's name there. I want his wife's name there. I want all of these billionaires that did this because elites prop up an oligarch. Elites prop up the fascist. Donald Trump would not be this powerful and acting this unhaphing.

hinged without this many industry titans bending the knee to him. So what I think about Mark Zuckerberg is he is neutered. He is a neutered, no ball, teeny weeny, bad dresser piece of shit. And I will always think that. And nothing will ever change my opinion of that, ever. I don't care what happens because I think we're going to win the midterms. I think we're going to get the White House back. That goose is cooked for me. It is as cooked as it can be. But you know, here's the thing. I hate saying this, but I believe it. I think that you're right. But I think the 2008 president, let's say by the grace of the world, it's a Democrat.

I don't think a Democratic president will tell all these billionaires to fuck off. I don't. I think they'll just play. You know, you're probably right. The Democratic Party that we've had, fuck. No, they won't. Absolutely. I mean, I wish we would get somebody that would just say, fuck you and your money.

go build your bunker. The only thing I'm going to talk to you about big boys, the taxes you're going to pay and how you need to raise the wages for your employees. Those are the two conversations I'm willing to have with you. I do think a president should sit down and talk to them and talk to them about being good people, being good members of society. You want to talk about being an American? Then pay your fucking people great wages.

Give them great benefits. Be a philanthropist for God's sake. Do something besides all this jujitsu bunker building bullshit crap that you do. because everybody hates your guts. If I was present, I'm trying to help you, buddy. I'm trying to help you. Be innovative in the sense that you come out and you say, as a billionaire,

I'm gonna do something that is looked down upon. I'm actually gonna, every single employee that I have right now, I'm gonna double their income and guess what, I'm still a fucking billionaire. All the taxes y'all want me to pay, guess what? I'm gonna pay every single one of those. Gladly, I'm gonna go to the IRS offices myself, write the check in person.

person to show that after that I will still be a billionaire. And so, I mean, no, well, the Democratic Chuck Schumer or Hakeem are going to do any shit like that. No, they're like, hey, what kind of donations can you give to us? And we'll, you know, we'll keep the DSA away from you because, you know, we don't want you to be shackled with any undue taxes. You're a victim of all of this, you know, so I mean, I don't know. We'll see. We'll see what In reading that article, though, I did, the whole time I was like, because it was long. I mean, it was a pretty long article. I was just like, why is the New York Times?

Like, what is the point of this whole thing? What is the point? So I would love to know why that's just to sanewash him. It's PR shit. All of its PR propaganda to sanewash all of the shit and provide cover and institutions folding. And the New York Times is one of them that is not a consistent resistance paper. is folding them. If you want to do an article on any of these people, do it on their greed, do it on how they play victim. Do an article and ask him about, did you really feel neutered?

Joe Biden, the 82-year-old man, genuinely make you feel like your nuts were twisted off your body, Mark? And I know that sounds funny, but I point-blight would ask him that without even laughing at all. Did Joe Biden, you feel like your nuts were twisted off, stuck in a drawer somewhere, and now they're reattached and bigger. You feel like a big boy now, that Donald Trump, who's an adjudicated rapist who's covering up for pedophiles and you go sit down for dinner with him?

What do you think about pedophilia, Mark? That's what needs to be asked to these people by the New York Times. So all of this is just providing cover, providing propaganda, because they're real questions that need to be asked to these billionaires, real questions and why they support the human rights violations.

Mark, how do you feel about the fact that the United States government shot Renee Good in the face with her black lab in the backseat of the car three times. And then the guy called her a fucking bitch. And then the United States government called her a terrorist, Mark. How do you feel about that? Do you regret your $1 million to the inauguration? Do you regret going to the Xi Jinping circle jerk dinner the other night?

Because nobody really gives a fuck about what you wear. We all care why you run cover for this criminal regime. And that would be real journalism. But what we're seeing are all of our institutions fall. all the time. So this puff piece, nobody wants. And in fact, I would argue it makes everybody hate Mark Zuckerberg more than they did before. I really hated him. And the New York Times just showed me I didn't hate him enough. I've got more to give. Don't be a pussy. I was an underachiever in my hatred. Okay. Let's move along to our next story. And I just want to say

the reason we're talking about this stuff is because this podcast i've had it i think it's important that we document for the permanent record this shit that that the new york times and so many people are running cover for morally bankrupt billionaires that act like they're neutered victims i mean it's it's insanity okay let's move along some couples pumps are trying a new method to keep the piece at home pop this up on the rocks couples turn to food divorce to save relationship welcome to the era of the food divorce where otherwise happy couples eat separately even when living in the same house younger generations are driving the shift ditching traditional breakfast lunch and dinner for solo snacking on the run to survive packed schedules and tight budgets post-pandemic

mismatched work shifts, meal prep burnout, strict diets, and the explosion of GLP1 medications like OZMPIC have only amplified the divide. Studies show the burden of meal planning falls disproportionately on one partner, turning dinner into a breeding ground for resentment. On the flip side, a food divorce can derail intimacy, especially for the two-thirds of U.S. adults who view food as their main love language. Okay, so the love language thing goes all through me, but that's a different. That's not what we're talking about. I just, I don't know. I think if you want to eat separately, I'm a terrible person to ask. I like being alone. I was objectively terrible at marriage. So to me, I'm like, if you're hungry, you want to eat, I don't know why we have to do everything

together. I mean, I do think a couple, you know, if you want to have meals together, great. but if it always falls on one person, that would piss me off too. So I don't know. It's just hard for me to relate to this. You're the happy married person. What do you think? Well, when we're not discussing the four sweater situation, we do a little bit of both of these things.

I think it's a mixture. We don't eat every meal when we're together. We don't eat every meal together. And then sometimes when we do, like we'll go to a restaurant. And then he'll say, do you want to split something? And I'll say, sure. And then we choose what we're going to split. And then Josh has a million modifications.

And I immediately get resentful. So my new thing when I'm dining with Josh, because I don't cook. So I never have. I'm not a person that cooks food. And so when we go to eat now, I'm such a kind. I'm just going to say that from the onset. Okay. I understand.

What y'all see in me, I get it. Full blah. Guilty as charged. But now I go and I will sit down at the restaurant. Roman and Josh and I went to a restaurant recently and the gal come, the waitress comes up and I looked at her and I said, I'll have the cheeseburger exactly the way the chef. You are exactly the way the chef wants it to be prepared. And I looked over at Josh and I looked over at Roman. And so she said, great, that makes it easy because it was some kind of like special burger with a special sauce. And I just, I looked at it and I knew it was going to be a minefield for Josh.

I just knew it was going to be a minefield. And so I just out of spite and sheer cuntiness, I was like, I have the cheeseburger burger exactly the way it's presented. She said, how would you like it cook? And I go, however the chef would like to cook. You are torturing him on purpose. Uh-huh. So then we get over to Josh and it's, well, I want the cheeseburger.

But I don't want this. I don't want that. I want this on the side. So I think that the whole idea of this article highlights the problems that people feel once they get into a relationship. The reality is some meals you have together and some meals you do eat separately. This idea that's thrust upon us that we have to have every meal together sit down as a family is not sustainable. Let me just tell you why for a multitude of reasons. Let's say that you don't have kids.

Somebody works late. Another person didn't get to have that big of a lunch. You need to take care of yourself. And if you live together, of course, you need to be able to say, I defer to whenever you need to eat. And there are going to be certain nights that are date nights and or, you know, co-mingling of food. But as it advances to when you have children, their activities are so overwhelming.

These kids are signed up for so much shit. that this idea that young trad wives, I assume, think, oh, we have to sit down and eat every meal together as a family. It's just not realistic. And so I think almost the way it's framed is this idea that society projects what marriage is gonna be like, what family is gonna be like. And it's this togetherness and this tidy unit of unity at all times.

And it's just simply not that. Sometimes you, sometimes your kids drive you fucking crazy. Sometimes you hate your husband gut. Sometimes you love all of them. Sometimes you eat together. Sometimes you don't. Don't make a big thing about it. If you are able to say, okay, on this night is when we're going to do a big group meal, do it.

And everybody else eat which you kill the rest of the time. Do that. So I think kind of the framing of this is what leaves people once they get married is like, oh, this is a lot harder than what I realized. I thought we were supposed to do all this together. And really, it's unrealistic. I thought we were supposed to do all this together. And I thought we were supposed to enjoy it. and I was supposed to love it.

And what's wrong with me that I don't want to do this all the time? I completely agree. And I think everything you kind of have to, you know, do your own thing. I think when you try to micromanage people, that's when you get in trouble. I completely agree. I think that I do enjoy despite Josh's ordering the special requests side of this, none of that. it is exhausting but I do enjoy eating with him I do enjoy when we go out or if we get takeout at home I enjoy it but I also enjoy sometimes just eating by myself

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