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This is Seth Abramson.
I'm the author of Proof of Collusion
and you're listening to Mueller, she wrote.
So to be clear, Mr. Trump has no financial relationships
with any Russian oligarchs.
That's what he said.
I mean, that's what I said.
That's obviously what our position is.
I'm not aware of any of those activities.
I have been called a surrogate at a time or two in that campaign, and I didn't have
and I have communications with the Russians.
What do I have to get involved with Putin for?
I have nothing to do with Putin.
I've never spoken to him.
I don't know anything about a mother than he will respect me.
Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing.
So, it is political.
You're a communist.
No, Mr. Green.
Communism is just a red herring.
Like all members of the oldest professional and capitalist. Thank you.
Thank you.
Seriously, one of the most beautiful, wonderful cities.
I got to tour the shop of one of my heroes today, Adam Savage, who is going to be joining
us later.
And of course, we also have Stephanie Miller with us today. Who is a fantastic human being?
But as you know, I'm your host, A.G.
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I can see each and every one of your bright shiny faces.
Lovely.
How are you guys?
I'm good.
Great.
Yeah.
San Francisco is fantastic.
Yes.
Amazing city.
I did weird experience though.
I hopped in a new bird.
This is like my first SF.
Is that okay to say?
Yeah.
Okay. Not San Fran.
Roll.
Frisco?
It's a mob now.
We'll take a poll.
Yeah, that was great.
Anything but San Fran is what I hear, right?
I told him you guys would go, right.
Well, back down in San Dag, everyone's talking about San
Fran, but I got into the love of Dego.
Yeah, they do love that.
It's because they like saying hard at the end of it.
Dego hard.
Everyone's saying hard.
Is that a final?
Yeah, yeah.
It's a brilliant ego. Dego, ego. It's cute. It's cute. Stranger final? Yeah, yeah. So you know, it's a brilliant ego.
Dago, ego.
It's cute.
It's cute.
Stranger things.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Yeah.
But I got on this Uber.
And first question that I asked, he's like, what are you
here for?
I said, we're here for podcasts.
It's like, cool.
What podcast?
He said, Mueller, she wrote.
And he goes, oh, Mueller.
Cool.
Mueller, she wrote what's that of us about?
Like the Mueller investigation.
He's like, oh, OK.
You think he's going to jail? I was like, Trump? And he goes, no, Mueller. Cool, Mueller sure was, what's that about? Like the Mueller investigation, he's like, oh, okay, you think he's going to jail?
I was like, Trump and he goes, no, Mueller.
I was like, I looked at his phone, it's like a 20 minute drive,
that just had to come back.
I saw long drive after.
I know.
And then he just goes like, well, I disagree.
And those. I've had interesting Uber experiences well, I disagree. And those.
I've had interesting Uber experiences too.
I wrote in a Tesla.
I mean, my girlfriend, we're in a Tesla front Uber.
Is that common in San Francisco?
Oh, just that.
OK, well, that was really cool.
Yeah.
No political commentary.
So five stars all the way.
That was, yeah.
I can't believe he said mold.
I know.
And then that's the first time I've heard this story.
Yeah.
And then he's like informed by Fox News'
so he knows words that relate to what's happening.
But they're all funneled through a shit funnel.
That's just like, it's so wrong.
And so he's like, yeah, all of a molar.
He brings Ray into it.
He says, Ray, he needs to go to jail. He says, Brennan brings Ray into it. He says, Ray needs to go to jail.
He says, Brad, he needs to go to jail.
Come, we need to go to jail.
The most conservative Republican mother fuckers
on the planet.
He says, life-long Democrats, they all are.
I don't know.
I still have a plan on Earth.
He wants everyone to go to jail.
Like that scene from Austin Powers, where he's like,
everybody leave except you.
Yeah, you're
Everyone yeah, yeah, pinchman holding wrench. Yeah, we're having fuck you fuck you fuck you
That's more like it. That's actually pretty spot on. Yeah, yeah, I'm half-baked right now. Yeah
Yes, I'm a living it. Yes. Yes
Yeah, talk to your Uber drivers, I guess
Yeah, yeah, see and see what them. guess. Yeah, see, and tip them.
Yeah, tip your servers, your bartenders, yes, yes.
Hell yeah.
Let's hear for the independent.
What an awesome venue.
Absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Seriously, one of the coolest venues that we've had.
So I really love it here.
But you really need to hear, there's another Uber story
that our additional panelist is going to tell you about.
And I want to welcome her now, you guys,
to complete our panel.
The host of the Stephanie Miller Show on Serious XM 127,
comedian all around incredibly human being, please welcome
Stephanie Miller.
This is my first song. This is my fight song.
Take back my life song.
Who been more than you saw.
I don't know.
I was just wondering, I was just wondering, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. This is my play song. Oh, T.
I like song.
Who the more I can song.
Oh, I'm not proud of what you're gonna do.
You're gonna get me to.
I hope you know that.
Hi, A.G.
Hi, Stephanie.
How are you?
Well, I'm fucking trashed.
How are you, San Francisco?
So I think that you need to tell them about your Uber experience on the way over here.
Oh my gosh.
Thank you for asking.
Okay, so I just came from North Carolina
taking care of my 96-year-old mom,
who has Alzheimer's, who is a Fox News watching
Trump voting Republican.
Oh, I can't believe that.
Who said to me, while I was there,
oh, he's the most popular president in my lifetime.
Oh!
He's trying to do so many good things.
So that's how it started this week.
And then, I got, OK, so the uber on the way here,
he was like, what?
Republican, Democrats are just as corrupt as fuck
and Republicans, I hate all of them.
I'm like, all right, I'm gonna fuck you up
and you're not gonna get a tip.
And he's like, you know what fuck you?
I was like, you know what fuck you?
All right, tell me your story.
It's a good way to start off.
I'm gonna be able to be able to be able to be able to
have a really good conversation, AG,
because he was like, you know, they all fucked us,
because of Uber and Lyft and they all fucked us.
And I said,
how do we fix that?
I bet Elizabeth Warren hasn't planned for that.
How do we help you?
I said, how do we fix it?
He said, okay, if you know there's an app here in San Francisco, right?
It's called What's the App where you can call a taxi.
He said, they have an app here.
I said, all right, I said, let's get apps for you guys.
You can live on a playing field.
You could peep with Uber and left.
And then I gave him a $1,000 tip on you.
And.
But we had a conversation.
We need to have a conversation in America.
I like that.
I like that.
How do we level the playing field for you, union people? How do we do it?
And that was the conversation.
Well, I think conversations are important.
Yeah, you know what it made me realize that that story, though,
is that the same way Elizabeth Warren has a plan for everything,
we should have an app for everything.
We should solve all of our racism.
There's an app for that now.
Yeah.
I just feel like it would would be easier more accessible.
What would that app look like? You just open it up and just says don't fucking say that?
Yeah. That would actually, yeah, that would be pretty spot-on.
Yeah, if you're opening this app, don't say what you were gonna say. You've already lost.
Yeah. Hi.
So just go, just have an app.
It's like a magic eight ball saying,
can I say this about women or can I say this about people?
I don't really like answer is always no.
Yeah, yeah.
Definitely an app to convince you not to be racist.
Not like eight-chan or something.
Yeah, yeah, very different, very different.
Is there ever a time it's okay to call a woman a cunt?
No, no.
You don't need an app for that.
Yeah. Or an eight ball. You know, woman a cunt. No, no, you don't need an app for that. Yeah.
Or an eight ball.
Yeah, I think just no.
Yeah, yeah.
It's always no.
Always no.
The answer is always no.
There's a weird trend though with conservative Uber drivers
in this city specifically.
Which is which.
He was a Jill Stein voter, which I almost strangled for.
Oh, I see.
All right.
Besides taking the wrong term on market,
but if he voted for Jill Stein,
that means he supports Putin and therefore a Republican.
But we didn't know at the time, that's true.
I didn't vote for her,
but I think a lot of her followers didn't know.
She gave me a lot of that.
No, they didn't, right?
They didn't know.
But I really didn't like her orange juice logo.
It just looked like it was for orange juice.
Google it right now, Jill Stein's logo.
You'll be like, oh, yeah, Orange Juice.
I don't know why.
Well, I think that's a legitimate conversation.
Don't you?
I mean, not just how Trump is fucking the farmers
with this ridiculous trade war, but when you get in a cab
with a guy whose business has been ruined by Uber and Lyft,
and he's a lip-row and he wants to have a conversation.
He's pissed.
You go, okay, how do we level the playing field for you guys? And I think that that's a legitimate
conversation, don't you? And go, okay, how do we get an app so you can compete rather
than just trying to blow up Uber and lift and get rid of them entirely?
Well, yeah, when you start having the conversations about, it's not, you know, us versus them,
it's us versus the rich people. And we have to think about that how we can level the playing
field for all of us, whether we're
Republicans or Democrats, because these motherfuckers
are picking our pockets and running away with our money.
Yeah.
There are some nice rich people, though.
There are.
They're out there.
They're the minority.
Of course, because they're fucking living it up, dude.
There just a good set smile right. I don't know that well, but their course because they're fucking living it up, dude. They're just a fat smile or anything.
I don't know that well, but their lives are amazing.
Everything's great.
I assume they're nice people.
Well, Stephanie, we're very glad that you made it.
Well, in your e-mail.
I may get knife to death on the way home, or it may cost you $2,000.
But listen, either way, A.J., sorry, you buy me a bottle of wine will be even yeah, yeah, the patreon money goes directly to tipping roober drivers
All right guys, it is time to kick off this's hard for me to say I'm sorry.
Uh, Father Jeff.
Shut the fuck up!
Oh!
Thank you.
Alright, so applauding the sound clip I love it.
Do you guys, is this what you're like at home when you're listening?
Just like, yeah!
Dear, dear, dear, dear, shut the fuck up!
I like hot notes, still cracks me up, hot notes.
Oh yeah, I love the monotone, that's my favorite part.
I can't get over that shit.
It brings it all together, yeah.
Hot notes.
So first I have a correction about the entire corrections segment.
You may have noticed in the last few episodes of Mullershi Road, we've only had like one
or two corrections and I've been like really it was about the cow not being, there's
only female cow.
Like how do I not have a zillion corrections?
I'm not a fucking lawyer and I'm up here talking law.
As it turned out, I'm also a shitty at technology and email.
Our email for corrections was broken.
So I fixed it and I found all your corrections.
It was broken.
So the show will be five hours long.
Thank you for being here.
So buckle up.
Most of them were pleased to not fucking have Stephanie Miller
as your guest.
Yeah.
We're from here.
Nope, didn't get that one.
They love you.
So first, oil doesn't come from dinosaurs.
Oil and natural gas is derived from a series of mass extinctions 372 and 358 million years ago due to a particularly severe plankton blooms.
Thank you Sarah Carmichael.
Yes.
So, wait.
Yeah, did we say that oil came from dinosaurs?
I always thought they did.
I said that.
I just learned they didn't.
So what she's saying is there's a concoction of animals.
It's not just dinosaurs.
It's also non-dinosaurus.
Severe plankton blooms.
372 and 350.
OK, what I'm imagining you were imagining
is some sort of global liquidation of dinosaurs that resulted
in oil.
Is that not what you're saying?
Oh my god.
Are we next?
Apparently not.
No.
And I thought, because I'm a fan of the movie Airplane,
where he says, first, the Earth Cool, then the dinosaurs came,
but they turned big and fat and died and turned into oil,
and then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes-Benzes.
Yeah, yeah.
The land before time.
I saw that same movie, yeah. Is that wrong? No. Apparently, yeah, the land before time. I saw that same movie. Is that wrong?
No.
Apparently, it's plankton blooms.
We didn't fucking have Google that we just believed airplane when it came.
And when I say we, I have a mouse in my pocket.
It was probably just me.
Danny Brenner wants us to note that chameleons do not change color based on their surroundings.
Remember when we said komey was blending into the curtains and we went komey, komey, komey,
komey, komey, komey, komey.
Komey, yeah.
They changed based on their mood.
So instead of referring to komey blending into blue curtains as a chameleon, perhaps we
should compare him, this person says, Danny Brenner, to an octopus, which does change base on its surroundings.
Thank you, Danny Brenner.
What, they're always in the same surrounding.
It's always water.
I'm gonna compare this to that woman
that just took a fucking selfie
with an octopus on her face
and then got stunned, ironically, by a fucking octopus.
I'm gonna compare this to James Comey saying Hillary was careless with her emails and then
just fucking getting the same thing just happened to him.
He got stung by the same fucking octopus in his face.
To be fair, it wasn't classified, but that's okay.
That's okay.
They're like a mood ring, right?
That's crazy.
Yeah, it's like a mood ring, but it's chameleon.
So, thank you, Danny Brenner.
Rachel McCoy?
I'm going to your face.
Say.
No.
Rachel McCoy.
I'm done.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah.
OK, sorry.
Am I the adult supervision tonight?
I just need to know. Because they're young enough to meet my daughter, so you know
We're in trouble. I shut them the fuck up. I will you know where in trouble and stuff Miller is our
Okay, Rachel McCoy wants to make sure we know it's okay to shame people for getting DUIs
to make sure we know it's okay to shame people for getting DUIs. Okay, I have a roommate that just had a DUIs, so that's mostly was for him, but yeah, I agree.
I just feel bad. Sorry, I said that. I said it. I said it. Yeah.
Because basically the new press secretary has had two in the past five years, and then,
and then, you know, two DUIs, and then I think we said, but no, you know, no DUIs.
No, we should shame, yet that's true. I was being too nice.
That's why, yeah.
She said, wasn't for my psychotic union cab driver.
I would have had at least two on the way here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
However, when I heard Matt Gates was a designated driver,
I knew there was a problem.
God, yeah.
Maybe in the raw future.
It was like getting together driving people?
Terrifying.
Maybe in future administrations, Matt gates can become an Uber driver. Oh
We can dream
Because he's not gonna have a fucking job
His license plate will just be some non-fell a version of milkshake. Yeah, I was gonna say some Uber drivers have water in their car
He's gonna have warm milkshakes. Yeah, ready to go
My Matt gates brings all the boys to the yard.
Andrea Rouse, who has loved us since we were pronouncing it
Mueller, wants us to know the age of consent in the UK
of 16.
It's 14 in Austria, Germany, Portugal, and Italy, 15 in France
to check Republic Denmark and Greece.
Why didn't did Epstein have the states in those places?
Maybe.
Right?
Wouldn't that be like, that would make more sense logically?
Yeah, why didn't you just do that?
That is a moral comment of any kind.
Yeah, let's raise it.
Let's just digistically.
We should raise Epstein.
Yeah, 25. And pedophiles around the world are like, I know where I need to summer home now. of any kind. Let's raise it. Logistically. We should raise that. We should raise it.
25.
And pedophiles around the world are like, I know where I need to summer home now.
Yeah.
Gross.
Greg Rogers wants to make sure we know that Trump isn't pushing an income tax reduction.
He's pushing a payroll tax reduction.
So, okay.
Is that real?
Is he really doing that or just saying that?
He's just saying it.
Alright, because if he were real, that would actually be interesting, right?
He said it before 2018 too and then it never came to fruition and it's actually proof
that his fucking tax bill that was supposed to help the middle class didn't do shit for
the middle class.
Oh, no.
Otherwise, he wouldn't need to do this.
Yeah, the napkin bill.
They wrote it on the napkin, the tax bill.
Yeah, I was so impressed.
I didn't know they could do shit.
And just seeing them so quickly write a tax bill
and just like really fight for it, I was like, damn.
Like, I will never underestimate them.
They just don't care anymore.
Yeah, I feel like the Republicans have had that shit
like hiding in a desk for like 20 years.
Oh, you can do it now.
Yeah, all of those things have been done before.
You don't need to fucking napkin just like read the internet and that's like they did the same,
they did so much of the same shit like trickle down bullshit.
Yeah, trickle town, but that's a lot of shit.
Can I speak as Jordan's Republican mom right now?
Yes, yes.
I feel like the tax cut is not going to love her to get that nose ring out of her nose and ever find a proper man
To take care of her
We're roasting each other now. I love your face when you do that voice
But Jordan Jordan has a proper man. She does Jordan Jordan's doing pretty good proper. Yeah
Proper proper man. Yeah, I know that a proper man. Proper man. Yeah.
Yeah.
That was a full-of-shit character.
I loved it, though.
And I think you should bring it back in the next segment.
When we talk about Alan Kinsky, and he
wants us to know the debate is not over religion
versus race for Jews.
Jews are not a race, he says.
Some Jews are of Ashkenazi descent and generally
pass his white.
But other Jews are from the Mediterranean
and Arab lands and they do not, nor do Ethiopian Jews from India, whether by birth or conversion,
there are Jews of all colors, but being Jewish is not a race.
Okay, all right.
That's what he said.
Yeah, I'm fine with that.
I'm not Jewish, so I'll take that person's word for it.
If someone is Jewish and they consider themselves to be part of a race I won't dispute that but sure if that makes them feel better
I just also wanted to point out how much Jews have in common with like black people
So let's like just being oppressed I think but if it's you know, but totally right yeah
Yeah, yeah, or like any minority really
But yeah, if they would rather be called a religion or a community instead of a race. That's fine
Yeah, it's still stands. Yeah, same. It still stands, yeah.
Same, see.
I'm mostly just reading what he said.
For sure, I'm gentle as fuck.
I can't eat gifeltifish.
I don't even know what's going on.
Although I went to a satir and I think as a joke,
they give me gifeltifish.
I ate it to be kind and then I vomited. Ray Everett says the Pritzkers are the family behind
high-at hotels and the Marriott is their own family.
So I don't know where I got Pritzkers or for Marriott,
but they're not.
Guys, still, no legal corrections.
That's it. Those are all the corrections.
One of these days I'm going to go to Vermont and take the bar That's it. Those are all the corrections. Cheers.
One of these days I'm going to go to Vermont and take the bar just for the hell of it. I'm sorry.
Ju Seidbar, my dad was a prosecutor at Nernberg.
Thank you.
What do I win?
Yeah, yeah.
And he has a history with this city.
My dad was nominated to be Vice President of the United States at the Cow Palace here in
San Francisco in 1964.
Yes, yay, go water.
You're the one.
It's you.
But we were talking about this backstage that like, you know, I didn't know. I went to Catholic school my entire life.
Talking about being in, you think?
Okay.
Really?
Represent?
Yeah.
It's talking about being in your bubble, but my best friend, my freshman year, right, was, you know, Joel Stein.
And he was like, I'm Jewish,
I was like, well, what is that?
A race or a religion, he's like, are you kidding?
It's a fair question, I would say.
And I thought, people don't learn racism until we teach them.
I didn't, and my parents, Republican country club,
didn't allow Jews or blacks, but I didn't know that
when I was growing up.
No, I went to Catholic school too.
I was fascinated by, there was like three or four people
who didn't have to go to Mass every Thursday in the gym,
and I was like, why don't they have to go to church?
Like, oh, they're Jewish.
I'm like, what is that?
What is that?
Can I be that?
I want to be that.
Yeah, I was raised by atheists.
I had no idea what Jewish was. Yeah, I was raised by atheists. I had no idea what Jewish was.
Like, yeah, it's all news to me.
Yeah, there's so many different flavors.
But you know what I've noticed about religion
is that there's always a common denominator.
Like that Jesus guy keeps coming up, right?
I think there might be some truth in all of them,
but there's a lot of bullshit, too.
Yeah, Triggered down bullshit, or just throw it back, yeah.
It's been exploited, but yeah.
I think every religion has their Jesus.
I have a son of God born to a virgin.
The story seems to repeat itself,
but for a good cause, I just think that, yeah,
obviously a different podcast will talk about
all the reasons it's wrong, but yeah.
Yeah, that's the big thing.
Yeah, Julie, as an atheist, don't you feel like
when Trump looked to the sky and said,
I'm the chosen one, that if there was a fucking God
There would have been a god damn thunderbolt
So you think with no casualties Mar-a-Lago would just be wiped off the earth today with the hurt
Yeah, he's the second coming, my ass.
If he's anything, he's the Antichrist in this story.
And I'm excited for the rapture because it's free shoes for atheists.
We will have a shoe party.
I like shoes.
Is that explicitly laid out in the contract?
Yeah.
Everyone else.
Oh, then we get the shoes?
Yeah.
No, it's just a byproduct of the reality. Yeah, a, then we get the shoes? Oh, then we get the shoes? Yeah.
No, it's just a byproduct of the reality.
Yeah, like a natural disaster.
You start looting, picking up shoes.
Do Republicans wear lubricants?
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. I don't even know. my childhood, my father was a prosecutor at Nernberg to Trump saying there's not
season charlots, Villa, very fine people. No, they're not fucking very fine people.
And Antifa, aren't we all anti-fascists? We're all our fathers and grandfathers
anti-fascists.
Sorry, go ahead. I'm sorry, it means anti-first amendments.
Everyone knows that.
Tommy Lawrence pants are made in China.
And that's the new story of this week.
I told everybody last week, I'm like, this is Alexa Industries, they fucking,
they're shit's made in China, it's 95% polyester,
and all of a sudden daily basis like,
oh my God, her pants are made in China.
Well, yeah, you listen.
Thanks.
Bitch, can I call her a cunt?
What?
What?
All right, 25% of the crowd says yes.
We're the cunt panel. Say what? I don't need to be at for that, right? What? What? 25% of the crowd says yes. We're the content panel.
Say what?
I don't need to be out for that, right?
What?
I mean, it counts a word for a reason, right?
We can at least say that.
So I think anyone that's a con can be a con.
A dude can be a con.
If they're a con, whatever it means to you, deep down.
I like the word con myself.
I like to see you empty-con.
It feels good, right? Yeah. Yeah, ever since boys on the side.
Like, he can loop her.
It's just some words.
Yeah.
Let's get everybody and tell them.
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Are you ready for just the facts?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're just saying. Jalisa. Yes. This week, the Department of Justice Inspector General released its report on whose handling
of the memos he wrote about his interactions with Trump.
Memos?
Comey memos?
Yeah, you got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If he's our homie, that's to be determined, so, right?
Yeah, TBD on the homie, that's to be determined. Yeah, TBD on the homie.
I don't know yet.
At first, he was totally our homie.
And then it was like, is he our homie?
Do we still send those stickers out?
Huh?
Do you still send the homies my homies?
We got some on the back.
If you want to call me, it's my homie sticker.
My girlfriend's doing merch.
Yes, they had a chance.
Yeah, if I was sticker that, we don't know if it would
be that.
If you're on the side, you can just cut the sticker in half and take it. Yeah
Maybe someday
I think about me. I feel no office. I G report and we can fucking find out if Komi is our home
You're not here. So I think is irony just fuck Carmen and a dirty alley and through a way that
Condom that's what happens.
When they ruled that Komi was careless,
but didn't break the law.
Oh, I get the condom reference now.
That took me a minute.
OK, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm with you now, yeah, yeah.
So yes, Inspector General Horowitz finished his investigation
into what Donald Trump referred to as leaks,
but when anyone else would call whistle blowing this week.
Saying Komi, taking the memos out of the FBI offices
to his home and putting them in a safe was reckless.
The Inspector General is not recommending criminal charges
and I can't help but think about when Komi called Clinton's
private server reckless, but that he wouldn't prosecute her.
There are differences though, like I said.
Komi's memos were not classified.
They were confidential and that's even a stretch.
And Horowitz said Comey took them home without permission
from the FBI, but Comey was the fucking director
of the FBI.
Who do you get permission from other than yourself?
That's how Trump feels though, so it's tricky.
It's tricky.
But there's no rule book here about how Comey should respond to him asking him to lift the cloud and go easy on Flynn.
Yeah, and I sympathize with him, obviously, more than Trump, but yeah, this is a very gray area here.
Yeah, and Comey testified back in 2017 that he shared two of those seven memos with a friend of his and asked him to share the information with reporters in hopes that a special counsel would be appointed.
That's why he did it and he testified to that.
He's told everybody it wasn't like, you know, he was like, you'll never know how they
got the information.
How are we in such like a distorted reality where someone is like, I am the top intelligence
official arguably and there's something sketchy going on.
So I'm going to do some shit so an investigation gets open and everyone's like, that's awful.
Not allowed. That's so fucking crazy. So I'm gonna do some shit so an investigation gets open and everyone's like that's awful not allowed
That's so fucking crazy basically what Komi did is he said how can I do this without breaking the law
And so we did it and it worked and he didn't break the law according to prosecutors in this DOJ
Believe me they wanted to fucking prosecute him
Oh, yeah, yeah, the difference is he was revealing massive
obstruction of justice and Lawlessness with this president and you know
The problem is there was no there there with Hillary's emails. There was never any fucking there there
Even like you know intelligence professionals were like okay. There were two emails in it up with a small C
Which is not cut by the way for you to
Filthy potty mouths over there. But you know so that she was not careless even that was
you know and the fact that like so now he's getting the exact same treatment for
something that is literally revealing treason and corruption and, you know, obstruction of justice on a massive scale.
A something, is how this both sides do it fucking media stuff.
Fucks us every time.
Totally, totally.
Woo!
Jordan!
Jordan, this week the House Judiciary subpoenaed another witness in their obstruction of justice investigation this guy famously had to leave the White House
because it came out that he physically abused both of his ex wives name him
yeah that's a Rob Porter yeah
ding ding ding ding
Rob Porter makes a go ahead does he have he wears wife beaters right that's
he's a bit question I feel like in my brand I have a false Go ahead. Does he have, he wears wife beaters, right? That's something that we talked about.
He beaters white.
Sorry, this is a legitimate question.
I feel like if my brand have a false name,
whatever shirt he's wearing, he has a wife beater.
And I don't know if that actually happened or not.
Yeah, no matter what shirt he's wearing,
it's technically a wife beater.
Right, yeah, that, okay.
But I think he did, yeah, I think you're right.
Yeah, you're thinking with a handker.
Yeah, he's a rapper the answer, grubber.
This is a weird thing for my brain to make up
and like punish itself with, is that image?
But maybe.
So I feel like it actually happened.
I don't know, I'll look for a source.
And he and Hope's here anyway.
Hope's here, right?
He takes bait it, right?
Yeah, he fucked Hope X for sure.
Oh, well, are she fuck him?
Hey.
I don't know which is more feminist.
I'm sorry.
But it happened, that way, no. If he punched her, I mean technically that which is more feminist. But it happened.
That way no.
If he punched her, I mean technically that's punching a Nazi.
If it's consensual punching, I mean.
I'm sorry.
I'll be out to help.
I wish he's a Nazi sympathizer, but if he's herself a Nazi?
Can I just be a buzz-killed cock-blocker on this whole conversation?
Because wife- white feeding domestic violence
is also the true line in every single one of these mass shooters, misogyny, domestic violence,
every single one of them.
Patriot of women, yeah, it is.
Despite partisan whatever.
And so it's actually like not a funny thing, the degree of misogyny going on.
It's a big part of white supremacism.
Yeah, it's a cell culture. Yeah, you're right.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's toxic masculinity.
So yes, my little paragraph is Rob Porter makes a stunning debut in the Mueller Report volume
2 section 2 in the evidence regarding Trump asking sessions to unrecus himself and asking Porter,
if Rachel Brand would be amenable to firing Mueller.
Like he has in the past, Rob Porter did not listen
to the president because he knew
that what he was asking to do was tan him
out to obstruction of justice.
The judiciary committee has also subpoenaed
Corey Lewandowski and Rick Dearborn,
both witnesses to Trump's hair-brained idea
to curtail Mueller's investigation by telling Lewandowski and Rick Deerborn both witnesses to Trump's hair-brained idea to curtail Mueller's
investigation by telling Lewandowski to deliver a message to Jeff Sessions to limit election
interference investigations to future elections only.
Lewandowski asked minority report with Tom Cruise.
Lewandowski thought that was so insane that he asked his friend Rick Deerborn to do it
for him. And Rick Deerborn to do it for him.
And Rick Deerborn said, oh yeah, I totally did that bro and no one ever did.
So, Steph, who recently listed a 100 square foot farm in a financial disclosure form so
he could tell his constituents that he's a real farmer.
Are we farming?
They're moving, right? Yeah.
I'm sorry, did you say moo?
As in Devonuniz.
Yes, Stephanie, Devonuniz put his new farm on his financial disclosure forms.
If you recall, Nunez was taken to task by Democrats
for putting farmer next to his name on the ballot
because he hadn't seen a farm in like two decades.
So this week, I guess, to silence his critics,
he listed that he now is the proud owner of a farm.
But the trouble is it's worth less than $15,000
makes zero profit, produces nothing
and is less than 100 square feet.
Wow.
I said it on the pod before I eat it.
Don't you hope that Robert Nierro comes back to paint Mueller to go.
Nunez, I have cow teets.
Can you milk my teets?
Can you milk my teets?
Can you, Devin?
Yeah.
He looks like him too, right?
I can see that.
Yeah, I was just saying.
Can you milk me?
If he wants to make a profit, just grow one wheat plant on that little square
Yeah, like he probably just got that so he can have like a cover up for the kickbacks
He's getting and just call them subsidies. Yeah, so for sure. It's what he's gonna do
Yeah, I bet I bet you anything you'll apply for a farm subsidy, right?
But my underscored food farm
subsidy, right? But my underscore foot farm. Yeah, tiny little cows and like tiny chickens.
I can see it. They called it such a tiny farm. It's like Stonehenge in Spinal Town.
But Devon, that's what you drew on the napkin.
Well, it's like this being.
It's just sitting in the end style with one of those play school.
The cows is moo. I feel like this being. He's just sitting in the end style with one of those play school,
the couses move.
Mm.
That was my favorite game girl,
but I love that toy.
I love that thing too.
Jelisa, prosecutors have told Judge Emmett Sullivan
they're ready to move forward with sentencing whom.
Um, Michael Flynn?
Yes.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck that guy.
Lawyers told Emmett Sullivan Friday they're ready to sentence in either late October or
early November, but Flynn's new lawyers say they're nowhere near ready for sentencing.
And this is interesting.
Sidney Powell, Creeps on a mission, Crazy Bitch.
She says they need to wait until Burman, who's handpicked by Trump,
doing the investigation into the investigation,
we need to wait until he's done to see what he comes up with.
Almost as if Trump is engineering a fake investigation
to conclude that Flynn was improperly investigated
before he's even sentenced.
Sidney Powell also said that she still hasn't been able
to review classified information regarding the recordings of the phone calls between Flynn and Kissley Act,
along with other documents she didn't specify, but says the government hasn't given her the clearance she needs to review these things.
Prosecutors have told Judge Sullivan there's nothing to fucking review that's classified.
Right.
There's no relevant classified evidence in this case.
And it seems weird to me that Powell is looking into the Kislyak calls and trying to prove
Flynn's innocence, but he's actually just being charged with none of that.
He's being charged with lying to the FBI about having the calls in the first place.
And he pleaded guilty to that.
And he hasn't withdrawn his guilty plea.
But the government says he's done cooperating.
We're ready to sentence him.
They even pulled him off the B. Jean-Key on trial, changing him from a cooperating witness
to an unindicted co-conspirator.
So I hope Sullivan takes the prosecutor's sentencing recommendation, though the Berman
investigation report into the investigation is due out before the recommended sentencing
time frame.
So we'll see what happens.
A status hearing has been scheduled for September 10th.
Damn.
It takes time to do a full 180 turn, you know. That's what they should, because that's what he's doing effectively, right?
Yeah, yeah.
We've powled, I imagine that's, that takes a lot of coordination to, to do that, right?
Pop quiz, pop quiz everybody.
Pop quiz, who said arguably you sold your country out
Yeah, that's all of them. Yeah, yeah, that was so sad. Are you sure you want it? He also did you guys said that to him right initially arguably you sold your country out
And he also asked the prosecutors if they looked into trees and did you guys look into trees and
at all the trees
Traces At all the trusses? The trusses!
And he pointed to the flag and the flag was like, yeah, fuck you Flynn!
Remember that?
And then Trump hugged it and we all freaked out.
Yeah.
Trump grabbed the flag by the pussy.
It's gross.
Yeah, yeah, very aggressive.
What is the pussy of the flag?
I mean, I like the boss.
This is what it's called.
He just grabbed that. He's a bunch of them. The pussy of the flag. I mean, I like this. It's the besty-roce. This is what it's called. Who's this crap?
That's a nice bunch of them.
The pussy of the flag.
A lot of options there.
I think it's between the 10th and 11th stripes.
I was gonna say, I was gonna pick a star, but yeah.
I'm surprised that's not in the flag code.
Something about the pussy. You think it would be.
Yeah, all the massaging in American history.
I think they'd find a pussy on the flag code.
The flag code does say it, she'll never touch anything beneath it.
So I'm not sure how Trump can touch it at all.
Except the pussy of the flag.
But it's one of those.
You like that?
You like that?
Scary reaction.
Yes.
Recently, the House Ways and Means Committee
filed a motion for a summary judgment
in their lawsuit to get Trump's tax returns
from the Treasury and the IRS. Did the judge approve or deny this motion?
They denied it.
Yes, this motherfucker McFadden.
Yeah, okay.
I'm a little angry.
That's a legal term.
So, the judge denied the motion saying it may be appropriate to expedite
this matter but not now. What that's what expedite means you fuck face time is
limited. Yeah if Amazon Prime said yeah yeah we'll do it but it's not now. Yeah it
wouldn't be expedited. According to my wormhole watch. So the committee has not
justified its request apparently to bypass the motion to dismiss
and
They can't skip ahead to the summary judgment
Indeed by the time the summary judgment is appropriate this case might look very different the judge says there may be new case law new facts and new parties really new parties
But we don't we just it's this is so dumb
These factors also counsel for denying the committee's
motion for summary judgment now to allow it to refile
based on the latest legal and factual landscape,
rather than holding the current motion in a band.
Man, the judge also said that Trump is planning on filing
a motion to dismiss the entire lawsuit that will raise
significant threshold issues about the court's authority
to resolve such an inter-branch conflict.
And further, the requirement of a court to assure itself of its jurisdiction to hear a case
before proceeding to the merits is inflexible and without exception, and then he cited some
dumb case.
So, the court wants to hear Trump's motion to dismiss before it makes a judgment.
I think these are bullshit excuses because the committee will clearly win on the merits.
It's an obvious case, and I find it curious. This is a judge by the way that was appointed by Trump after serving on the Trump transition team
Yet did not recuse himself from this case
Sketch or not right there's the snakes yeah
I'm going to expedite this into the next century or until the DeLorean arrives at the clock tower with Michael J. Fox
Where we're going we don't need
This is bullshit. I call it boss. Yeah
A side from him sounding sketchy most definitely do you think it's possible that he's like I just need to hear his motion
Just so he shuts up when we do this. No, I mean mean, I don't think it's a setback.
The merits are the merits.
And this is an open and closed case.
Open and shut case.
But if he does somehow find in favor of or doesn't
kick it back to the lower court, then I'll be like,
you need to recuse yourself and go die.
Right.
But if it goes as the Democrats wanted to go,
and as it probably is going to go and probably should go
Then Trump is going to come out if he was if this team wasn't allowed to come out and file that motion and
That actually be considered at all then he would just complain about that constantly and have a reason to de legitimize what they do
He would but I don't think that the lawyers for the House Committee
Houseways and means would have asked for a summary
Decision if they didn't think that it would hold up.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Even under Trump's like, me, because Trump's going to wind up.
Yeah, no matter what happens.
Exactly.
I think it's going to hold up.
But just in the effort to get into shut up for five seconds, maybe they could just let
him fucking...
Yeah, he might remember what it was like to work with him on the transition team and be like like I just got to shut this fucker up for five minutes and maybe he maybe who knows yeah
It's why the most played drop on my show is shut the fuck up Donnie
Yeah, shut the fuck off for five minutes. Hey, can I ask a quick question?
I know I'm not getting off track
But do you think Democrats are on the right path legally with all of this
Going towards impeachment and what we need right path legally with all of this going towards impeachment
and what we need tax returns, Deutsche Bank, all of it?
Yes, I would have liked to have seen an impeachment inquiry open sooner so that it could have been
expedited faster.
I think that they're slow rolling it so that it politically happens right in the middle
of the election season, and I don't think that it's correct to do anything like that for
political reasons.
But I think you're going to find out the only way to remove him is by voting him out.
Unless we see this Deutsche Bank shit and he got some co-signers like Derapasca and we
find out that, I don't know, Justin Kennedy signed off on him.
We could see Republicans flipping in the Senate. But don't you think like Sarah Kenziore says the contours
of the Lawrence O'Donnell story are true?
They are.
Yeah, they are.
I agree with you.
Now I have a question for you.
Who's lawyers met with the US Attorney and DC Jesse Lu
and the Deputy Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen this week
indicating he might be indicted for lack of candor.
I was on vacation drinking with my mom watching Fox News till I got here so I'm going to
super hot former actor.
It's over to Jalisa.
Okay.
I'm going to do a lifeline from the audience.
There you have it.
Wrong.
No, I'm kidding.
Yeah, and I actually reached out to him
and he has a message for you.
Because I was like, dude, don't make a deal.
I said him my fucking legal advice, right?
The fucking former acting director of the FBI, Annie McCabe.
I'm like, look, I know what they're trying to do.
They're trying to get you to drop your lawsuit for wrongful termination
Don't make a deal dude. Stand strong. You got a good case. You got a good case in both things
And I'm like should I explain why I think he has a good case or does he already just think I'm foolish it and
He emailed me back
We chat
He's married AG. Wow.
Did you tell him you were a Nigerian princess?
Hey Jill.
No, she's the sweetheart too.
He says, AG, you and your listeners and your fans,
you're all awesome.
Understand one thing, there will be no deal.
If I am charged, if I am charged, I will fight.
I have done nothing wrong and I will fight forever.
I have done nothing wrong and I will fight forever. I can't tell you how much it means to Jill and I, hmmm.
To have your support.
You man-thieving whore.
Right?
So there is the home wrecking, husband stealing whore.
But please can think, I'm kidding.
He says your analysis, as always, is spot on.
Keep us in your thoughts.
We need it.
And then he says things are going to get worse
before they get better for all of us.
But we will prevail.
We will.
We will.
We will. We will. I love that. for all of us, but we will prevail. Woo! Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
I love that.
They're great.
They're awesome.
They're incredible people.
They really are.
And I stand by my consensus that your husband's leaving horror.
It's okay.
We still got time.
It's a long show.
Adam Savage isn't even up here yet.
Yeah, yeah. That is long as Hamilton now, but it's... that was a long show.
It was so good, Hamilton. Your Hamilton is awesome.
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Speaking of McBabe, are you guys ready to play the fantasy indictment league?
Oh, yes!
I'm gonna be a dick!
No, it is gonna be okay.
Cunning dick.
A diner!
Cunning dick!
I'm gonna be a diner!
The candy's gonna be okay.
Just calm down.
I can't calm down, I'm gonna be a dick!
Today, Jordan, gonna be dead. I can't come down, I'm gonna be dead.
Today, Jordan, you go first.
Okay.
Tom Barrick, dude, hurry up.
Yeah.
Every week, I'm gonna say his name until it happens.
Yeah, it's gonna happen.
And I feel terrible for this, but my cave.
Oh.
I don't even know how many points he's worth.
Yeah, I mean he's priceless in my heart, right?
He is priceless in my heart.
But I feel-
I don't feel right about putting him on there.
I'm gonna go with- I love you, but I think-
You know what? I'm gonna take Pecker.
Oh yeah.
Cholista.
Yeah, I'm gonna go with Jizzizz Lane because what the fuck, man?
Yeah.
I know it's Gillane or whatever we call it, Jizz Lane.
Right, right.
Works.
I just legit.
I'm a visitor in this strange land.
I don't even understand what we're playing.
It's OK.
It's OK.
We're going to file through our fantasy indictment
picks real quick, and then I want your thoughts on them.
Yay, it's George.
We pick who we think is going to get arrested, just kidding.
Not arrested.
That was more before we were put in the big names on there, like DTJ and stuff.
That didn't help explain anything.
I guess it's pretty self-explanatory.
The fantasy in Diving League.
It didn't warrant anything else.
Yeah, no, it's a fantasy for who we want to be in jail. That's what you're saying. Right, right, right, the fantasy in Diamond League. It didn't warrant anything else. Okay.
No, it's a fantasy for who we want to be in jail.
That's what you're saying.
Yes, yes, yes, definitely.
Right.
There's just more drama.
Yeah, yes.
I guess we're kind of pessimists in that.
Yes.
All right.
Troop inaugural.
Doubling down.
Yes.
All right, I'm going to go with,
what are we guessing, fantasy in Diamond League?
Is that what we're doing?
Yeah.
Maybe this isn't an indictment, but I think that, I that Don Jr. is going to be the victim of one of those elephants turning on him and killing him while before he shoots it.
Which is kind of a fantasy and Diamond League.
I think getting trampled by an elephant is an indictment of sorts.
I feel like his rifle is going to slip out of his hand because it was fucking hair gel, and he is.
It is.
Ooh, putting that on.
That's all he needs.
That's all he needs.
That's all he needs.
That's all he needs.
Does he know he's a type of dude that will just have pictures
on elephants just all over his photo books?
All right.
I'm gonna go with Brody.
Elliot Brody.
I think he's going down. Jalisa? Yeah, I'm gonna go with broity, Elliot Broity. I think he's going down.
Jalisa?
Yeah, I'm gonna go with a fucking underwear dude,
Alan Dershwitz.
Yeah, yeah.
Underwear dude.
Yeah, I kept my underwear on.
He famously said, I kept my underwear on.
We're close to his spawns.
Okay, no, I'm not gonna lie.
I went to Mexico and I had a naked massage,
but it was above board. I feel like there are places where you do it in his normal, but Jeffrey Ep no, I'm not gonna lie. I went to Mexico and I had a naked massage, but it was above board.
I feel like there were places where you do it
in it's normal, but Jeffrey Epstein's house
was not one of those places.
So, to have to say I kept my underwear on
at Jeffrey Epstein's house, that's problematic.
I think, Mexico though, great place.
I recommended Highland.
Yeah.
Jordan, who you got?
Did you say, you didn't say AMI yet, right?
Not yet. Okay, AMI yet, right? Not yet.
OK, AMI.
AMI?
I swooped to that.
I'm going to take, I already did that.
I think George Nader is going to be brought up
on more child trafficking.
Yeah, yeah.
Jalisa?
Let's see.
I will do Brody.
I did already.
Oh, damn it.
Similar gross reasons. Yeah, I was thinking that.. I did already. Oh, damn it, similar gross reasons.
Yeah, I was thinking that.
Can I just say Eric is going to fall
under the same fucking elephant?
Because he's a dumb fuck with the same amount of hair gel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Eric Trump.
It's just like, yeah, he's always on the heels of Donald Trump.
That's interesting.
You know what?
I'm just trying to be cool.
I'm going to go with the assistant of Trump's that just left.
The one that said the comments about Tiffany.
What's her name?
What's her house?
That's an interesting name.
Yeah, however you spell that.
What's her house?
Nice.
Yeah, I'm curious what she knows.
What's her house?
Yeah, yeah.
Sure, it's gonna get...
But just because she works so closely with him
and they might try the immunity thing,
but they'll still like subpoena her
and then they'll reject it,
and then she might come back later.
So I'm hoping like,
who picks, they'll bring her back.
Who picks?
That's an interesting name, too.
Jordan.
Soriano.
All right, Soriano.
Nice.
Good one.
I'm going to go with Wolkhoff.
Remind me who that is again? Anoguro, bitch. $20, $20,000,000,000. Malay is French. Yeah, good one. I'm gonna go with a walkoff Remind me who that is again a inaugural bitch twenty six million dollars
Malay is French. Yeah, yeah, Stephanie. She was the one who said we're gonna get odd it in. It's gonna be scary
We can't do that
Yeah, I think hope Hicks is gonna flip because they're gonna take her flat iron and also her brow fill person
We're gonna take her flat iron and also her brow fill person. These are her flat iron figures.
And Maleficent is not gonna fucking be able to handle this shit.
Yeah, yeah.
This struggle is not an orange is the new black bitch, man.
Chalisa?
Yes, um, who did I just have in my, oh, this is a throwback, Eric Prince.
Nice.
Yeah, right, yeah, yeah.
Jordan.
Oh, yeah.
Jordan.
Oh, yeah.
Jordan.
Jordan.
Oh, yeah.
Mississippi Rose, won't you keep up?
OK.
Sorry.
Sorry, I'm old.
Oh, black water.
Who's with me?
They know it.
They know it.
They know it.
I'm going to play that fucking, neat, romantic, neat,
man, beneath a moment.
I have no idea what happened.
It made me a lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
Should I get some spoon?
A lot of spoon.
A lot of spoon.
A lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
A lot of hands.
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Yeah.
You got to.
They're like grandma, time to go back to the home.
Yeah, like a mellow pussy ride.
I like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, bluegrass.
A bluegrass pussy ride.
I like that.
All right, we got one more pick.
Okay.
Here you go.
I'm up for a pussy ride, I was up for tonight in San Francisco.
I will do a... I was gonna say Rando.
Yeah.
Yeah, just a random.
You gotta go Egor's to specific.
I'm not that... I was gonna say Balsy.
Oh, I'm not that pussy.
Yeah, there you go.
We're changing the name.
Because there are four people that are coping
with the spirit of Epstein.
If you can name any of them, you can have them.
OK.
Jisalene Maxwell.
Yeah, we got her.
Yeah, we're talking about the maid, the lieutenant,
the killer, Groff, yes, and Robson, or something like that.
Any admins, like the YMCA.
I'm sorry.
Have a two cameras, mis-melt functioning.
That seems plausible. I'm going. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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I will go with, honestly, whoever was around for those shrieks, the person who reported the shrieks
from Epstein's cell the morning he died.
I don't know who that is.
I couldn't find the source in NBC,
but they did like put it out there.
Like, could that be a random related to Epstein?
But not Igor, because that's a different,
that's his driver, I know that guy.
He did actually have a driver named Igor.
I just want to see who else might pop up,
because I just find it very...
So Epstein, prison rando.
There you go, a prison rando.
You know what I think she's implying?
You know what she's implying, Aichi?
That it was mud, she wrote.
That's right.
Was it murder?
It all comes full circle. We plan this.
Yeah, wait, can I do this poll here?
Sorry, I didn't tell you about this before.
And here we go.
Who does believe that he was murdered?
Interesting.
Who does it?
Who not murdered?
Who thinks you committed suicide?
The number of people put it in my hand.
That's so interesting.
Thank you for participating in this.
I was on the fence, but when I found out that he wrote that will
and hid all of his money in his trust two days before the apparent died by suicide,
that was like the big fuck you to his victims,
and I feel like that he's more involved in it.
Maybe who are those two?
How do two cameras malfunction?
How do two fucking cameras malfunction?
Yes.
If it's murder,
sadly we will never find out
because William Barr is in charge of the debauching of the
downstairs.
For now, I'm not giving up.
40 years from now, man.
Another reason to vote.
That's true.
No, we don't vote for Attorney General, but we definitely vote for the president who
picks the Attorney General.
If we get his fucking ass out of the Department of Justice, we can...
Yeah.
...restort the word justice to the Department of Justice.
I don't know if it's ever really been justice, but I see what you're saying.
Yeah.
All right, guys, that's how we play the fantasy indictment, League.
And now...
It's time for the interview, and I couldn't be more excited about our guest today,
self-described, obsessive maker of things.
Host of Discovery's Savage Builds, author and former co-host of Mythbusters, please welcome Adam Savage. She glided to get a place to sit. Oh, wait.
Hello.
Hello.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
All of our guests picked their own walk-up music,
once you didn't know.
Yeah.
And that was perfect.
Thank you for suggesting that.
Absolutely.
We've had some really fun ones, too.
When we had Asha Rangapa on former FBI counterintelligence,
she came up to somebody's watching me.
Oh, it feels like.
By Rockwell?
Somebody's watching me.
Yes, Michael Jackson on the course.
She's like paranoid as an FBI agent.
Is that what it was about?
Richard Painter, who wrote the book on government ethics,
we just need to impeach him.
When he had, him and his guy, so Minneapolis,
amazing dude, he came up to policy of truth.
It was like an oral textbook, audio.
So good.
And Renato Marriotti came up to,
was it, was it breaking the law?
No, I fought the law on the law one.
That's what he could not do.
I would love to see a podcast
just about like political activists
like favorite music, like, or political, like, people.
She has to walk up here.
Just what keeps them going
before they protest with their cute little picket signs.
Yeah, I just want to...
Oh, yeah, yeah, I might do it.
My mini projects.
Yeah, I'll get around to it.
All right, so there you.
So the main reason that I thought
that you would be a perfect fit for this interview,
other than being a fucking gem in this town, a treasure,
is because I feel like you and Bob Mueller
might have a similar approach to projects.
I've watched your TED talk on your build of the replica of the Maltese Falcon.
And not only was I amazed by your attention to detail, but your investigative techniques
as well.
And not only would you find the correct details, but you would spend time ruling out any incorrect
details and follow each thread to its conclusion so that everything was tied up and a knot
before you move forward. And you and I spoke briefly before tonight. And I think we agree with
parallels regarding Mueller's work product, the Mueller report, except for one glaring
difference. In your pursuit of the perfect multi-falken, I felt like the goal was to have
a fucking falcon at the end of it. A conclusion, right?
And I think that that's what you were saying bothered you most
about what Mueller, there was no ending.
He didn't have an ending.
OK, I'm not sure the point of my exercise is the end.
No, no, but at least there is an end.
Well, there will be, there was a falcon as part of the process.
There will be another one.
There might be another one after that.
But with, yeah, there is this aspect to what I find pleasurable is the attack on something
incredibly complex and the putting of all those parts of that complexity into my head until they start to make sense
And then there's a certain point at which I hold the whole thing in my head
And that's when it's really a deeply pleasurable experience
Like on the multi-spalk and I've now sculpted it twice each time. It took me about two weeks.
But there's literally not a feather,
there's not a tiny piece of the topology
that isn't in here somewhere.
And that's what I seek.
And we were talking about, like, that's
exactly what those guys were doing.
And I can't even imagine the depth of the complexity
of what they were managing.
But I also feel like they're getting similar kinds of pleasure that I do out of the same exercise.
Yeah, definitely.
Like I'm sure there's some late night thing that I found the receipt and somebody goes,
oh, right, they're sculpting, they're kind of sculpting out justice, right?
Like all those little things are like implanted in their brain.
Yeah, they're all like, dude, I got a law boner.
Justice boner, justice boner, yeah.
But to be able to hold the Malte's Falcon,
it's to me like the idea that we really wish
that maybe Mueller would have said,
yeah, that amounts to obstruction of justice.
Oh, but this is the thing I found most surprising
about Mueller's testimony.
Nerd, nerd. Yeah. Oh, but this is the thing I found most surprising about Mueller's test for murder. Nerd!
Nerd!
Safe space for nerd!
Guilty, guilty, proudly guilty.
By the way, I'm gonna make that exact noise when we're like, ah, we found the two Russian
oligorks that sounded like, oh!
It's exactly what the other cave people said to the first guy with fire.
Fire nerd.
He was like, eat my shorts, thermonuclear war.
It sounds like a Gary Larson cartoon.
Yeah, a bag fire nerd.
Everything in my head.
So I watched Mueller testify and I thought,
this motherfucker is never going to say crime.
He is never, but it's because in his, what I feel is an antiquated idea of justice, he's
holding to an ideal.
I might not agree with it, but at least I can see it, which is a lot more than I can say
for any other conservatives, quote unquote, currently running this shit show.
And I could see myself getting into a fine political discussion with Mueller, and we might
not agree on anything, but at least it would be intellectually stimulating because there
would be thought behind it rather than vinality, and I don't know, just a desire to be a bunch
of shipper.
Yeah, and so I did this video.
If you Google Muller She Wrote pizza,
you'll be able to find it.
Because I take a pizza, I cut it into 15 slices,
which was hard, by the way.
And we talk about the Mueller report, which is 500 pages,
but it's really such a narrow scope, right?
When you, it's so meaty and so in depth,
but it was a really very narrow scope.
So in narrow, in fact, he handed off 15 investigations,
14 investigations plus his 15 other total
investigations to other agencies,
or mostly the FBI and Department of Justice.
So that's the pizza.
And then there's 20 to 30 congressional investigations
all with their own slices of pizza.
And I've got these pizza boxes stacked up over here.
And then you pay on back.
And there's 40 pizza boxes over here,
which is the potential counterintelligence investigation.
And all the Mueller report shows us,
and his entire testimony is one bite of one slice of pizza,
because the Mueller report is just a summary of hundreds of thousands of
pieces of information. And so that's kind of the scope of this. And I wanted to
ask you just because of watching your TED Talks and watching your builds, how do
you process and manage so much information as it comes into your brain. I mean,
I get you picture it all in there at once and you're like, yeah.
Understand, I work with many, many more smaller
and trivial pieces of information.
But I think the process is similar.
And it was actually one of the most rewarding things
about doing Mythbusters, which was every week,
every new episode, I had to imbibe and understand
information from a discipline I didn't formally know about.
It might be learning about the viscosity of liquids,
which should be a science called tribology.
For instance.
Wow, I thought that was different.
Yeah.
Tribology.
Tribology.
Yeah.
And the thing that was interesting about doing that
was I would read, read, read, read, read, read.
And sometimes I would ask to get a, I would ask my crew to get a professor or somebody
on the phone that I could speak to.
But with every one of these processes, so I'd go in and study viscosity and I called, I found
out there was an international association of tribologists.
There's a president.
His phone number is right there.
So I called him.
This is like the old George Carlin joke.
He's like any activity engaged in
by more than four people in this country
has got a fucking magazine devoted to it.
Totally, totally.
Oh, I love this.
He's called it magazines.
His card is a pussy magnet for sure.
Picking, skeet shooting, backpacking.
So I called the president
of the International Association
of Trabalogists and I said, do you have an analog way for me
to show the audience the viscosity of your fluid?
I was thinking it could be like a cone
with a specific size hole and I time how long the liquid comes out.
And he got, what I can only describe is incredibly angry.
And he didn't yell at me, but I was frustrating him.
And when we unpacked it, but I was frustrating him.
And when we unpacked it, I did the unpacking.
It turned out that my question was not even wrong.
That viscosity is not of value that you can
ascribe to a liquid.
It is a description of a relationship between that liquid
and its environment and its temperature
and the other things adjacent to it.
And this is actually turns out to be true of most of science
that it's not about absolute values,
it's about these relationships.
But what I learned from that was a brand new structure
for the episode that we were making.
And so this is a long story, basically the explicating
that when I take information and start putting it in my head
and really start gathering it to understand it
and I keep following the lines that are interesting to me. At a certain point, some little mail tag goes off in my head and goes,
Dwiik, and my head says, what about this thing I haven't read about? And in general, I've found that when I feel that question,
it turns out that I have something to contribute at that point. Because all of a sudden, I now have a point of view.
Yeah, it's like you're picking up a torch
and you're doing something with it, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's simply, look, expertise is nothing but someone
that knows more about one inventory than you do.
Totally.
We are Carlos Castaneda, I mean, you know,
he may be a charlatan, but it's wonderful allegory.
Castaneda's teacher, Don Juan, said,
we are beings of inventory, which I find super devastating
and also invigorating.
Have you ever, oh, sorry.
Is that when he did his thing where he went to the cave
and went through his inventory?
And is that what he was talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, exactly.
And.
Don't you feel like Donald Trump's administration
is the death of expertise?
Oh, to be sure. Not only the death, but like the drowning in a the death of expertise. Oh, to be sure, not only the death,
but the drowning in a toilet death of expertise.
Yeah, drowning in a swamp.
Like a Tony soprano death of expertise.
That's great for now.
And a misogyny has a hand in this, too.
I've noticed, because I am actually an expert
in a couple of things, not proudly walking around like,
I know about nuclear reactors. But I am an expert in a couple of things, not, you know, like proudly walking around like, I know about nuclear reactors, you know.
But I am an expert in some things, but there's a lot of times where I don't get treated as
an expert.
And I don't know if it's because I'm a female or identify as a woman, but I do get condescended
to quite a bit about things that I'm actually an expert in.
Is it EG?
Is it more condescending or is it patronizing or do you not know the difference?
I like that. Oh my god. Can I steal that?
That should be a bumper singer. They're probably already is but yeah, I think massage
I need a shirt that says that. Yes, yes.
Massage, I imagine, would be a part of that.
And then even speaking back to what you were saying,
though, it's just about the idea of everything
that we're an expert about, it's just information
that's already been out there and we're taking it
and just adding this new spin.
Like a comic takes a set up that's
been done a thousand times and they'll
add their own punchline and it's a brand new Joe.
That same thing applies and imagine in every field.
Well, and I was radicalized by Trump by reading Noam Chomsky.
And one of the things I loved about Chomsky
is as a scientist in addition to being a political activist,
he says, don't take my word for it.
Go do the counting of the New York Times column inches yourself.
I made these numbers, but you could come up with your own graph.
Totally.
So you dealt with milk cancers. That what you're saying
Just a little bit. I'm fortunate that doesn't always work because I've tried this myself
I mean like look
Yes, I do a whole Mueller podcast don't take my word for it go read the Mueller report or go look at the court documents
This is information from court doctors like yeah bullshit and it shit. And it's fake news, man, you know.
And then you're like, yeah, they, because,
because off, yeah, they should do their own research
and they'd probably feel a lot better.
And some of them think they do do their own research,
but it's like the religion thing.
If you're not looking at different sources
and you're getting different perspectives,
you're not gonna get the truth.
But I think this is plausible deniability.
I think they don't want to know the truth.
No, they totally, they absolutely don't.
It doesn't matter to them.
Yeah, right.
Well, and it forces them to go back and restructure
how they've been thinking about everything this whole time,
which honestly just sounds like a lot of work.
Some people do it, so they don't want to do it.
Some people do it, but you're right.
It's a lot of work.
But anything that's worth doing is usually a lot of work.
Look, I read that.
I read Chomsky when I I was 18 and he said,
count your own column inches and it's only this last year that I've
just realized the scales have fallen from my eyes and it relative to New
York Times is a pot of boiling water and we're all frogs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've read some questionable articles.
Yeah, they have a mixed bag of reporters is what counts.
This bag is such a generous way to put it.
Ah, actually, I will say that reporters are by and large the best in the world
It's their op-edge page that is shitting the bed every day. Yeah, they shout on friends this week
What was that about you hear that what's that destroyed friends somebody wrote an op-ed?
I think in the New York Times hopefully I'm sourcing a right one of those papers and one of those
BLA papers talk about how friends actually sucks
Okay, well thanks for the hard-hitting issues right also a different podcast One of those papers. And one of those failing papers. We need to talk about how friends actually suck. So, okay.
Well, thanks for the hard-hitting issues.
Right.
Also, a different podcast.
But yeah, friends is fine.
I just think that's a good point to how they're all bad.
They're sometimes garbage.
It's, I will point out that we've been recently rewatching friends.
And the early seasons of friends are hugely problematic.
Oh, yeah.
Like every third episode has a gay panic plot.
I think that it, yeah, you're right.
It's an easy target.
And I'll be honest, I haven't even seen most of friends.
I was just surprised that that was an off-bed in the New York
time.
Yeah, that was mostly my thing.
But yeah, you're right.
There are just better things you can probably do
with that source of power.
And we did actually have a challenge on our podcast
because we're talking about 80s movies.
And oh, they're bad with the bad with political.
The whole third act of trading places.
Yes, or a long duck dong.
All of John Hughes movies.
No, yeah.
You're right.
Some of the panties.
But you know, be true at the end of the Trump administration
is that it was the dukes
Take my girlfriend home. She's drunk. Do what you want whether you know just 16 candles
revenge of the nerd crazy. Oh the panty raid. Yeah, oh and the oh
Cute meat cute. That's a rate. Yeah, that's totally a rate. Oh, seriously. Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.
A dark rate.
I love when someone described Joe and Mika
is when Mitu works out.
Whoa, that's kind of hilarious.
I feel so bad.
Joe and Mika are from morning Joe, because they're married.
So I can't wait to show you.
Yeah, yelling at me in the morning.
But doesn't trading places sum up the entire fucking Republican party?
It's like your brother's having a heart attack.
Fuck him!
Turn those machines back on.
That's my money!
Completely.
And when Donna Michi says the N word in the bathroom at the end,
it is freshly shocking.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
Every time.
Every time.
So we challenged our listeners.
Give me a clean 80s movie.
Give me a clean 80s movie.
No one's come up with one yet.
Somebody came close with back to the future,
but the pecker would think.
And the referatics.
I think the kiss to his mom.
I think say anything is pretty.
There's no problematic aspect of say anything.
Say anything.
Lloyd Doppler is a good dude. Lloyd Doppler is a good dude.
Lloyd Doppler is a good dude.
That's all of us outside Barack Obama's house right now
with the boom box.
In your eyes, I see the doorway.
In your eyes.
So much that.
With your tattoo, you're like the Obama tattoo.
So a Silicon Valley billionaire threw a party here in the city a few years ago,
and it was an 80s-themed party, and I went as Lloyd Dobbler.
And I will say, as a cosplayer, my Lord, my Lloyd Dobbler costume killed,
except that everyone else went for huge shoulders and big hair.
So at the party, I was literally Lloyd Dobler.
I didn't last long.
Actually, I left and I ran into somebody who was at the party a few days later.
And then we're like, you left early. Did you leave before back?
And I was like, you're kidding.
He's like, no, no, no, back performed for a hundred people.
Oh, man. That's like no no no, back performed for a hundred people.
That's crazy. She'll leave.
He doesn't show up to the show.
Let's do it.
She wants to show up too.
And then he just goes and does this.
100 man.
Yeah.
Let's do a mashup before we leave.
Barack Obama in your eyes.
The light.
The heat.
I feel the heat in your eyes.
Who's going to prison?
Eric Prince.
Oh, black water, keep on rolling.
Mississippi rules, what's it?
In forma?
Just me?
We're just not talking about it.
We're just not talking about it.
We're just not talking about it.
Let's start a man, man.
Fuck it, let's just do it.
There's a deep callback.
I appreciate the full spectrum callback.
I had one other question for you.
I wanted to ask you about what I have been perceiving and I've always thought Trump was batshit. the full spectrum callback. I had one other question for you.
I wanted to ask you about what I have been perceiving,
and I've always thought Trump was batshit crazy,
but it seems really specifically getting more pointed
in the past month or so.
It's just really declining mental fitness.
Have you noticed this?
Am I?
Is it me?
It's hard for me to trust anything these days
because I so want him to deteriorate.
I so wish deterioration upon him.
But I wish just enough deterioration
that he recognizes it's happening.
I want him to suffer.
Yeah.
He needs it.
I just want to look what I really mean.
And I don't wish suffering on specific human beings,
but I want there to be karma in this case.
I want him to be giving a quick interview
to the news reporters in front of a helicopter
and then just like, shit his pants.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would be perfect. No, no, no, no, no. But imagine then just like shit his pants. Yeah, that would be perfect.
No, no, no, no, but imagine that he shits his pants
but doesn't find out about it until it's on the front page
of the New York Times the next day.
No, I started reading the op-ed again.
I think the same thing. Like why is there any other story
that he is clearly insane and sweating in an aderol like like, aaze that is just, and I like Aderol,
but he's ruining it from me.
No, I bet they, I also think they have
some special presidential Aderol for him.
They got it, yeah, very special back in the air.
Like, I drop, so you know, the drip is back.
We have a whole ad called Aderol 45.
I don't know if you guys have heard it or not.
Seriously, our history, A.G.,
ask not what you can do for your country, right?
Yeah.
That's what your country can do for you.
We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.
I am the chosen one.
There are literally rewriting historical quotes, right?
Like the one from the Statue of Liberty?
Yeah, yeah.
It's really easy.
Oh, right.
That his spokesman explained that that meant for white people. But yeah. It's really right that his spokesman explained that that meant for white people.
But yeah, they're telling you how they really feel.
And I just feel like we're in denial because we're like, they can't be that bad, right?
Right.
All 45.
And we're using inside thoughts.
Adderall 45, when your white power needs a little blue powder.
Nice. My friend, my friend Tom says that Adderall is a very dangerous drug that should only be or needs a little blue powder. That was nice.
My friend Tom says that Adderol is a very dangerous drug that should only be taken recreationally.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
It's pretty much a metaphor.
I think it's pretty much a metaphor.
It's pretty much a metaphor.
It's pretty much a metaphor.
I think it's pretty much a metaphor.
It's pretty much a metaphor.
It's pretty much a metaphor.
It's pretty much a metaphor.
It's pretty much a metaphor.
It's pretty much a metaphor.
It's pretty much a metaphor.
It's pretty much a metaphor.
It's pretty much a metaphor. It's pretty much a metaphor. It's pretty much a metaphor. It's pretty much a metaphor. It's pretty much a metaphor. feet on the wrong way and to be the best. Okay.
Worst to live by.
And so if you go to Iowa.
Dude, that Melania Justin Trudeau moment.
Oh.
Oh.
It's hot.
Yeah, I've never seen her look so happy.
Right.
I do feel bad about encouraging infidelity, but in this case, it's like, just divorce
some, right?
What does he have on her?
Why?
She isn't...
Well, there we go.
Yeah, what does she have on him?
That's interesting.
I will sucks the boutine out of you until you all dry.
Poutine, really?
I know, right?
Interesting.
Don't ruin boutoutine for me.
I was...
That would be a tragedy.
Yeah.
Poutine is a key way to say Poutine too.
I like that.
Yeah.
I will suck the Poutine out of you.
I will suck the Poutine out of you
on such a chest of field until you are dry.
Yes.
This is what we're going to be.
On the best, eh?
Be best.
What's that about?
I like this.
I like this.
I like this.
I like this.
Dude.
That image is never leaving my head.
Are you craving?
I'm just there.
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We've got about 15 or 20 minutes
and we have a microphone and we can answer probably I would say
10 maybe maybe 10 questions so if you want to ask any of us a question or all of
us a question jump right here in line until you get about 10 deep and then and
then go to the barns dad have a. Oh, the music is nice.
Oh, yeah, we have a song for questions.
That's the mood, right?
Wait, this is new.
This is definitely a new song.
I don't know what this is.
Jason.
Oh, I like it.
Oh.
He's going to go live.
Nice.
Oh, 1985.
She's so confused.
She's like, when does it end?
Such a good year. She's so confused. She's like, when does it end?
It's not your good year.
I get so lost, so sometimes
please, pause.
And this emptiness fills my heart
when I want to. I saw this tour in Madison Square Garden. I come back to the place you are
All my instincts, they return
You can run for some
Just give with us
Without a mortgage
But now I'm the kind
I reach out for me inside
In your eyes, the light the heat
I am complete in your eyes
See the door in your eyes The thousand churches You're gonna have to go back to the beach. You're gonna have to go back to the beach. You're gonna have to go back to the beach.
You're gonna have to go back to the beach.
You're gonna have to go back to the beach.
You're gonna have to go back to the beach.
You're gonna have to go back to the beach.
You're gonna have to go back to the beach.
You're gonna have to go back to the beach.
You're gonna have to go back to the beach.
You're gonna have to go back to the beach.
You're gonna have to go back to the beach.
You're gonna have to go back to the beach. You're gonna have to go back to the beach. You're gonna have to go back to the beach. You're gonna have to go back to me. I feel like you could almost do a conga.
To do it.
Exactly.
That's a nice intermission.
Thank you.
That was interesting.
Yeah.
That was nice.
Interpret of dance.
But it's definitely.
We all shared that moment together.
Yeah.
OK.
OK.
Hello.
How are you?
Hi.
Hello.
Is this on?
OK.
So weirdly, Robert Mueller was here.
I saw him on Tuesday, I swear to God.
And I wondered if it was like a weird thing.
I was with a friend who's actually a Republican
and she agreed that it was Robert Mueller.
We made up a story of where he was probably going.
He was at Perry's for about 20 minutes.
He had a soda drink, his wife did not have a soda drink. Oh, and with him. He was with him. Yeah where he was probably going. He was at Perry's for about 20 minutes. He had a soda drink.
His wife did not have a soda drink.
Oh, Anne was with him.
Yes, she was with him.
That's how we confirmed that I was not apparently
listening to too many podcasts.
We didn't have for that.
What do you, Mueller watch?
Yeah.
Seriously, I was like, what is, what,
dude, Bob, are you here?
No, that's, no, that's, Bob. So that's what I was like, what is Bob are you here? No, that's Bob
So that's what I wanted to do. Do you have does anyone have any idea what he was doing here?
Space beans are super space beans or anything and I'll take it off the air
Probably can take in a fucking break, you know? Yeah, or to convince Pelosi to get her shit together
convinced Pelosi to get her shit together. Yeah.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
Maybe he has the same t-shirt.
I'm not sure how much longer my liver can take of Donald Trump.
Maybe he was here in wine country.
He used to live here.
Oh, OK.
That makes sense.
Yeah, yeah. I can see that.
I take your question.
Yes.
Thank you so much for that.
Yes, thank you.
Hi.
Hello.
So in the intro to your show, part of it is the audio clip from Clue,
Communist of Red Herring, World's Most Profession.
I guess I'm just curious, like, because I think it lands with people
different ways, and what is the creative process behind why that was put in there?
Good question!
Yeah, yeah!
So, A.G. gave me a star really quick.
This is Cody, who is a good friend of mine from college.
Hey Cody!
Hey!
He and Andy, who is another person who is also here
from college, a very great friend.
Shout out.
Yeah, so thank you for coming.
Thank you guys.
I was just gonna say,
I'm definitely, she's gonna go into it for sure
because it was her idea.
But when she told me to make the clip,
she specifically said, put clue in there,
no matter what else you put in there,
make sure the clue references in there.
So all the other clips were unplanned in terms of
like the chronological order of it.
Some people think it was all planned, but that one in particular you wanted. So I'm also curious.
I never really knew why. I like it. First of all, Ms. Scarlett is awesome.
But second of all, a lot of times when we talk about the Russian investigation, people are like,
oh, McCarthyism, you hate Russians, you're against Russians, and I always would be like, oh, McCarthyism. You hate Russians, you're against Russians.
And I always would be like, no, this isn't about communism
at all.
This is about way different kinds of corruption.
And so that just fits so perfectly.
And also, I like the oldest profession.
I'm a capitalist.
She's a whore.
And that's what I think Republicans are.
And not the good kind.
I like that.
Because fuckfossed access to. But, you know, and I the good times. I like that. Because fuckfost, assessor.
But, you know, and I just felt it would just fit perfectly
with capitalist, Republican assholes who are trying to steer
you away from what the real problem with Russia is.
Some people thought it was a stormy Daniel's reference,
too.
They thought that was like the feminist spin on it,
but that could just be like a part of it now.
Like, so much of it was just like a coincidental like thing.
Like all the other clips that are being so relevant, but when we looked them up,
it was just like, oh, that seems like it might be important, you know?
Like, but now they're all like super important clips and then that one in
particular resonated with people with this dormitorial thing, which also we
didn't know what happened. So it was just like a happy coincidence.
Yeah, but I like that that was your idea too about it.
You did such a good job on that too, Julie.
So that was like your first go round.
And it's like a shame and true.
Oh, thank you.
Seriously, thank you.
So good.
Yeah, totally.
And thank you, Cody.
My spot is in.
By the way, OG, I have friends from college here too,
but they're in the cemetery now.
Ha, ha, ha.
I love Mythbusters, by the way.
Yeah. Thank you.
Hi.
Hi.
I'm wondering if you could talk about the origin story of Mueller, she wrote.
Like, you've talked about how you've all been comics in San Diego, but what specifically
drew you three together?
Yeah, I can tell exactly what happened.
I was watching, it was probably, I guess in October,
a few months after Mueller had been appointed.
They were re-showing an old, I think, 2013 or 2006,
one of those two years, I can't remember which one,
documentary from MSNBC called
All the Presidents Menry Visited.
And it was a documentary, an interview-style documentary
with like Maddo and Matthews and O'Donnell,
and they were talking about the Watergate investigation
because it was the anniversary of Watergate
when they made that documentary.
And I remember seeing it and it clicked in my head.
I said, holy shit, in 20 or 30 years,
they're going to be making a documentary
about the Mueller investigation,
and I wanna get in on that shit.
And because I just, I felt in my bones,
and in my heart of hearts that this is probably
the most massive historical investigation
in history of our country, it is going to test,
and it still is testing the bounds
on our strength of our justice system,
whether that can hold up or not.
And so I also decided that I wanted to do it from a female perspective because I think
that women have a different view of justice.
I think we view justice with a more empathetic and sympathetic eye. And justice is depicted as a woman.
And there's reasons for that.
And so is liberty.
And so I really wanted to be from a female
or people who identify as female perspective.
And I also wanted it to be funny,
because if we don't laugh our way through this, we will cry.
So there's just happened.
Can you can confirm?
Yeah.
There just happened to be two of the best working female comedians in San Diego that I had
worked with before, so I called them up.
Thank you, Eugene.
And that week Rick Gates and Paul Manafort were indicted, and I said we have to do it this
week.
We have to start it this week.
Yeah, yeah.
I had two weeks to learn how to edit, basically.
Oh no, two days, not two weeks.
That would have been better.
But no, this was good.
It was like, you were so ready.
You saw the whole vision and you knew it would be so important.
And we were just like, yeah, we're comics.
We want to be on a podcast.
But it's cool, like, the seeing the community that's been
built, everything that's come from just the idea of like,
oh, I want to be a part of this.
And here's how I do things, too.
A little, maybe maybe contradictory but sort of
the same in different ways. And I have a tattoo of this, a blackbird on my leg with mechanical
wings. And it's a Ray Bradbury quote who said, we have to jump off cliffs and build our wings
on the way down. And that's pretty much how I live my life. So I said, oh, they're
indicted. You podcast now. and we did it that week.
Yeah, one weekend. Yeah. If my memories correct, too, we were only supposed to be guests
on that first show. I was going to be a co-host, but I don't think that it doesn't even make
a difference because it ended up being the perfect combination. But yeah, I think you were
going to be a guest. And the chemistry was just like so perfect.
No, but like, I honestly responded to a Facebook post
A.G. put out saying I need a co-host and someone
to do tech and I was like I'll learn how to do those things.
Yeah.
And I just I really appreciate that opportunity.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
I love you guys so much.
It definitely took off more than they were expecting it to.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
This is what you're going to do.
Can I just say I was don't know if I was in the running,
but I live in LA and there was no one available
to drive Miss Daisy.
And I think it worked out perfectly,
because I love these girls.
Yeah.
Thank you.
There's this thing when you're young,
and you think that you're embarking on a project
when you're young, and you think,
all I need is all the right information,
and then I can proceed.
And when you're older, you know,
you never have enough information to proceed.
No.
You just move forward.
You're never ready.
Never.
You've got to do it when you have the courage to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And my dad, who's he's passed away a long time ago,
he taught me a very important lesson in life.
He says, the only things you will regret
at the end of your life are things you did not do.
And so I've always been like,
well let's just do that shit.
And then sometimes it works out,
sometimes it doesn't.
I think it worked out this time.
So.
Thanks for the question.
Thank you.
I feel the same as you.
The first time I heard this, I was like,
oh my god, smart, funny, potty mouth whores.
I love them so much.
Women after my own heart.
Thank you.
We love you, Stephanie. Thank you. We love you, Steph.
Thank you.
It's because of women like you.
So old. They've been doing it for so long.
We're able to.
Thank you for.
Thank you for joining the shoulders.
Thank you for joining Mollershie Rout with the Cripkeeper tonight.
Thank you for joining us. She wrote with the Cripkeeper tonight.
I couldn't help it.
I got my mom this birthday card and it said, you know, I love going to take like the trip
we took to the majestic red woods.
It must have been so exciting when you planted them or something like that.
She's like, fuck you.
I have to say. And she's like, fuck you. Hi, I'm sorry.
So what I started listening to the podcast,
there was like every week was really exciting
all this new information would come out.
It would be like, these guys are going to get indicted any week now.
It just has to happen, right?
But it just hasn't happened.
Yeah, so I'm wondering how you keep your enthusiasm
and avoid, you know, descending into a state of perpetual nihilistic despair.
Well, I think we've been pretty good about reminding everybody that the arc of the universe is long, but it bends towards justice and justice, the wheels of justice grind slow, but
they grind fine, and that it just takes a long fucking time.
And you know, it was set up by the framers that went on purpose so that this shit like this couldn't happen. But I do think that you know we're in an
age now where we take in so much more data and more information that we've ever
would be able to take in in previous generations lifetimes in just one day we
take in in more data. So I think we're used to we need to get this done that. Why
isn't this just done now?
Yeah, instant gratification. Hamilton didn't prepare for that. It's very new because
it's got a really big bay for them. I can't idea. But I love history and I love plays, so I
appreciate that. But racially speaking, that was cray. Okay. I will say this though. I truly do
believe that, yeah, that justice grinds slowly and these things will work out. I just feel like we really have to hang on, right?
It's sad, but these things, they take so long
that only looking back, can we make sense of it?
Right now, we're in a very fast,
pastime technologically and just politically.
So if we make it fast, climate change,
then we'll look back and we'll be like, hey, that was crazy.
Can I just say, sir, that sometimes Justice
bends like my college boyfriend's penis to the left?
He had parent-itis.
You know I'm saying, sir, and it's the last time
I've seen a penis, but it took a while,
but it bent to the left, and we got there eventually.
Amazing.
Well, I'll get there together.
Yes.
I do feel like from a cognitive perspective, personally, there's still news that comes out almost
every day that adds some detail or shifts some perspective.
So it's not like we're sitting around kind of just like with nothing to talk about.
So I think that helps too.
And then if there isn't a big news day, then we get to go more into the actual, you know,
details of cool implications or something or like back in history what this looked like in similar ways and how you just more I guess, you know, deep things.
So it's it's always something I think that keeps us busy.
For sure.
Thanks for your question.
Yeah.
Hello.
Hello.
Okay, so there are a lot of things going on with a lot of things.
And I just see if you can.
Could you be less general, please?
Yeah.
I would like to ask a question by talking to you
and not asking you a question.
OK, so there are a lot of storylines
in this Trump Russia shipbird miasma.
Which three do you think would make
the best Shakespearean tragedies?
Ooh.
Good question.
Or, you know, which are the first three that come to mind?
Probably more like Epstein stuff comes to mind.
Okay, that's not exactly Trump Russia, so if he's, I'm just thinking of the...
That's the Shakespeare story.
I think in clearly on the Atrix.
Yeah, I feel like the Cohen payments to Stormy Daniels might be more like Shakespearean, right?
Yeah, I don't know. It just seems like very dramatic, love, I guess love wasn't a part of it, you know, like, but just yeah, the idea of the romance,
yeah, in Melania, like what her take on that would be like she didn't say a word about it, you know,
this is some juicy shit, so yeah, I wonder. They didn't teach Shakespearean theater at USC theater,
sorry, I don't know. I think that Eric and John Jr. could be good comic relief.
Oh yeah, just thinking of all stuff here.
Like the grave diggers from, you know, like, very, you know, the police.
Yeah, it's hard to find the way.
Wait, that's actually what they are now.
Right, they aren't.
I'm staffing almost.
Yeah.
Whatever is the biggest betrayal in all of this,
probably has yet to come.
That'll be the big Shakespearean plot I bet.
Whoever gets stabbed with poison on the tip or something,
like, yeah, that'll be the one.
Maybe that's the United States.
It's when the Deutsche Bank stuff comes out
and we all know all about Trump's ties to Russia,
leaving Putin with nothing to hold leverage over him.
So Putin releases all the information he has on Trump and everybody goes
Womp, womp, and goes home. Yeah, yeah
But you should write that play. I don't know if you're into that. Yeah, that's a fun show. That's the thing
I don't know which one to write. Yeah, I would say just start with all of them and see which one gives you the most
Content it can go a lot of different places if that's why we do this podcast a fuck fest
It's just there's so much to it. I do feel like at least in Shakespearean plays,
when it comes back around, you've learned something about the human condition and you
walk away feeling like you've gained something. Right, right. Not with any of these stories.
But Shakespeare would have absolutely included the p-tap scene. Yes! Out, out damn spot out. Thank you for that question.
All right, we got time for probably I would say three more questions. Hi.
Hi, I just want to thank Stephanie for being here. She's fantastic. You're one of my big fan. I'm a big fan of yours.
And I literally have nowhere else to be.
That's fair.
Just call me later.
Yeah.
Where did you say?
We're things out.
No.
Wow.
I just want to say, what do you think
there are next potential candidate would be to beat the son
of a bitch.
We got to get him.
Literally anyone else.
Yeah, literally anybody.
But what do you think has the best?
Someone said on my radio today, Joe Biden with an open head wound on fire is better than Donald Trump.
That's how I would use my brain.
And I tell you, but realistically, you know, I mean, who is your top pick right now?
I think I'm not going to say it. I love my cop. I love my list of the war. And I tell you. But realistically, you know, I mean, who is your top pick? Great.
I love my list with Warren.
I love my comment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I, you know what?
I had quite a wardrobe choice tonight because I was going to wear my women 2020 because
fuck this shit t-shirt.
Trump grabbed my country spelled C-U-N-T-R-Y, which Mrs. Martin Sheen made me.
But I just, people that are resonating with me are Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris.
I will vote blue no matter who.
I mean, I think we are in a crisis, we are in an existential crisis,
we have to vote blue no matter who. we cannot do Russia's work for them,
by dividing ourselves, by...
We can't take four more years of this kind of thing.
No, we won't.
I can't take four more fucking days.
Do you understand my liver?
I want to know, who's here?
Would you just vote for someone that would just shut the fuck up for two minutes?
Just shut the fuck up, stop tweeting, stop being on TV in front of the helicopter with
your goddamn flapping Garfield anus lips.
Just shut the fuck up, oh my god.
Yeah. I would like to outsource my rage to Stephanie.
I am his rage translator.
Yeah, I like that.
This is why I agreed to do this because I can swear to shut off your cock sucking mother
fucking go my god.
Nice, yes, yes.
Safe space.
I know, right?
Give it a feel.
Thank you for your question, yeah.
Thank you.
And if we don't get to talk to you guys,
I think we'll be hanging out after the show somewhere.
So yeah, if we can't chat now, we'll make it happen.
But I'm sorry.
Hi.
Hi.
I just can't help but think, what is it going to take?
What is it going to take to get him out of
there? Obviously, it's demented. And I, you know, I have this picture that he's like being
babysat by his daughter. And he thinks it's his, I don't know, some beauty contestant
or something. And he plants a sloppy one on her. I don't even know if that will get rid
of him. No, it's up to us.
It's up to us.
Like we've been saying, we are the mullers we've been
waiting for.
We are our own mullers.
We have to take it into our own hands
and we have to vote them out.
I don't even think there's much.
I can't even picture a scenario.
Even if we find out the Deutsche Bank document show
that he was co-signed by oligarchs.
I don't think that would even flip the senators, the Republican senators.
Because I was thinking for a while, if he defied a Supreme Court order,
like when he was going to put the citizenship question on the 2020 census,
when the scotus had told him not to, he didn't quite go there.
But I thought, if that doesn't, if that one act of defying
a Supreme Court order does not get the Republicans in Congress to turn on him, nothing ever will.
And I don't, I honestly don't even know that that will.
He's going to have to fuck with their money, right? Like threaten their livelihood.
So, yeah.
Which he kind of needs to be democracy improv artists. You guys are improv artists. We have
to be yes and, right? Yes, impeachment and vote him out.
Yes, and indict him after he gets out of office.
Yes, and then Satan shoves his fiery hot tongue up his ass
and hell.
Yes.
He might like that, I never know.
I also, I actually will say, I have stopped
the kind of tweeting of, can you believe this asshole tweeting?
Right.
Because we don't need to,
I don't need to pay more attention to these assholes.
I'm paying attention to people who are part of the solution
and promoting those messages.
Yeah, wonderful.
Yeah.
I also saw, I saw a footage of him at a rally.
It was a few weeks ago and it was on Fox News, obviously.
And there was
He has a moment in his speech where he says something like you like we will be the elite whatever But he says the word elite and the crowd noticeably just like quiet and stops kind of clapping because it's entirely
Antithetical to his bullshit facade of being anti-altheid right so I think
Over time if he lets his true self come through
like that in enough moments, then maybe that will finally
be enough for the base to just be like,
oh, actually, maybe this guy's not who he said he was
this whole time.
Right, Sam being like that.
I remember being young once too.
You're so idealistic.
That's so important.
Right? But we outnumber those motherfuckers by quite a bit. You're so idealistic. That's so important.
But we outnumber those motherfuckers by quite a bit.
We have to show up in numbers too big to manipulate.
We're not only battling Republicans, we're battling Russians,
we're battling terrible, the worst voter suppression I've ever seen.
Voter suppression is the biggest issue.
We have to...
A more of an uphill battle than they do and we just have to show
up and show out and turn out and do it and get your friends to do it too.
It's just, it's the way, it's the way.
Right.
The light in the way.
Yeah, definitely that, but so you don't think there's anything that he could ever do.
Well, I was going to call him, he's not.
Oh, no, there is not.
He could be like, you know what?
Here I am.
I'm shooting Jim Acosta on Fifth Avenue while I am fucking a bald eagle in the mouth
And Nancy Reagan's corpse is flating me. What do you think of that?
I believe Mitch McConnell would pull out a dossier on the bald eagle. I he deserved it
I want to do it. I want to do it. No, honestly on full friends full frontal
I think the new San B show she said that if his base finds out that he's not really racist, they're gonna be like, I'm done
Like if he lets it slip that he actually doesn't hate brown people or something
They're just gonna be out of there. Yeah, or like if you I don't know he fucking he
Throughout his whole past has supported Democrats because they controlled a lot of the stuff that he was trying to get through
So it's like air work with but he's an opportunist, right, but, but I wonder if it's at all possible because I've
talked to them and I'd say, what about this, like Roy Moore, which is not Trump, but a similar,
just fucking ridiculous thing to support. And they were like, it's fine if Roy Moore
even did those things because the person he's running against is like aapproach, what am I trying to say here, is pro-choice and it's worth it.
There's some sort of cost-benefit analysis. So I feel like there's got to be some amount of cost
for them, some amount of cost for them. I don't know if it's going to happen or if it can even get to
that point. Well, evangelicals in the family have said, it's the wolf, it's the bad guy.
We don't care how flawed they are. They're in there doing the Lord's work and that is what we care about.
And so that's just how it's always going to be.
There is no number of pool boys that Jerry Fallwell could currently be fucking is what you're saying.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm more than one.
Pool men.
Pool, thank you. I'm fortunately sometimes it's pool boys.
So that's just the same.
Just the beach.
Yeah.
Yeah, well now it's a fitness trainer too.
So he's just keeping him, he's stacking him up.
Anyway, thank you for your question.
Sure.
Yeah, we can still, we can get these last two in for sure.
All right, so first of all, you all fucking rock, right?
Do they rock?
They're amazing.
Thank you.
Thank you for what you do.
And you kind of set me up.
You talked about showing up, and you
talked about whether Trump hates brown people.
And so I want to know what you all are doing tomorrow at noon.
Oh, nothing so far.
Because there's demonstrations the last day
of 30 days of actions to close the camps.
And to Chingala Migra, SFI's,
630 Sansa Mavino from noon till 1 p.m.
I will be wearing my women in 2020.
Chris fuck this shit, sure.
I will be singing, so come and be there.
And we love you.
Where is that again?
Sorry, can you use 630 Sansaam Street at Washington?
Okay, if I go to SF ice office, there we go.
Yes, yes, thank you so much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I knew.
Yes, please.
630 sandsome street at Washington, New.
We should all just go together, wouldn't that be cool?
Yeah.
Hi, this is a guy who has to be the last question.
I just also want to say don't show up on Hawthorne Street.
The address for ICE is actually San Son.
People do show up there.
Oh, thank you.
It can be a thing.
Yeah, I just want to say.
Nice of Boris Johnson to come tonight, everybody.
Thank you.
I have better hair.
Can you say, can you say,
or not, or not.
Thank you, no. Thank you. That's it.
Thank you.
Marvelous.
OK, A.G., this is directed more towards you,
but also, if anybody else wants to chime in,
that would be fantastic.
You consistently say trust in the system.
Maybe I'm a Miss, a trust in the system.
Trust that justice will be done.
Maybe I'm a Miss and throw it, maybe it's because I'm English,
but I don't. And I'd love to hear more about why you actually believe that
at the end of this given the alleged probable legalities of President Trump himself that
he will be imprisoned. I mean I think that would be the idea of outcome. I've given the
things that have gone on. It's the man who is, I would say definitely a racist, probably a rapist,
quite possibly a pedophile, and all the other things
that he is engendered.
So that's my question.
Mm-mm.
All on you now, A.G.
Well, basically, a boils down to this.
If our justice system does not hold,
our American experiment will have failed.
And that's why I, while it might get worse,
but not everybody.
While it might get worse, before it gets better,
I think that we, we, not the Department of
Justice, not the system itself, we will ensure that it works or will work.
And I just want to add quickly, I personally would never want to live in a world where
we're at like a civil war or something, but I also feel like the American experiment was fucked from the start.
So maybe if we can tweak it in a way where it's like, okay, there are some things that I
totally think are great about it and then obviously others are very wrong.
We have to address that there.
There are fundamental flaws that if we just try to fix it as is, it still won't help the
people that are being impressed.
Correct.
And that's part of the beauty of the system is that it's amenable.
Some of it we need to fucking amend it, right?
We need to.
We need to.
And that's, guys, that's up to us.
No one's going to do that for us.
I agree.
Can I say real quick, if you listen to my show here
on Real Talk, AM, I'm not done here on the show,
it's just going on, I have media.
I got in trouble for saying cock on your radio.
Listen, we have all the same people on AG. We have Jill Weinbanks, Florida Watergate prosecutor,
Lawrence Tribe, Harvard Perceptor, Malcolm Nance.
I have, you know, and I gotta say,
they all say the same thing you do,
AG, that they are hopeful, you know,
that a lot, all of the legal experts I have on all the,
you know, and maybe we're just hopeful optimists
and we're happy, clappy or whatever, but we really believe in this American experiment
and that we will, and I know we have to overcome Russia and voter suppression.
Ration.
Ration.
Ration.
Ration.
Ration.
Ration.
Ration.
Ration.
Ration.
Ration. Ration. That's a key shirt. General Ratfuckery, there's more of us than the rest of them.
I believe that.
And we have to flood the zone, and we
have to take back these levers of power
so that we can change all those things
that we're talking about.
And we can do this.
Aegee is right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right.
All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I believe children all the future.
No, I'm not doing that one.
Nope.
Thank you for taking one more question.
This is for anyone on the stage.
Do you think Joe Walsh's announcement hurts or helps?
That is a good question.
Joe, did everybody hear that?
OK.
Yeah.
Basically, do we think Joe Walsh's announcement hurts
or helps Trump's chances at re-election?
Yes.
Yeah.
All I know is that when he announced it,
I felt upset with myself that I did not see that coming,
like that.
And I wonder if any, because he's been, I mean,
I fucking like his tweets all the time.
Like, and now ever since he's announced that he's running, I don't anymore, which maybe is telling about
how, like, my reaction to that question, because it doesn't, he's like, he came from like T-party
republicanism. So I can't imagine, unless he's gonna come out and say all of those things that I,
that I was talking about before were insane and I've
since come to see how that can manifest and how detrimentally awful that is, I will not
promote those things anymore, but I don't think he's going to, right?
So yeah.
I don't even feel like that's how dark things have gotten in Donald Trump's America.
We're like, I don't know, maybe this deadbeat dad fucking racist reality show, douche whistle will hurt the other reality show racist douche whistle.
Okay.
And I think it will actually hurt him.
And here's why because I think what could happen is what happened to Democrats in 2016
in that you've got a bunch of people who will want to vote for Walsh,
he won't get the nomination.
They'll be pissy about it and take their philosophical votes and go home
and not show up to the polls. and that will lose some Trump votes.
Yeah!
That's a no way of slam on anyone who did that.
Or he's going to lean more into his tea party fundamental principles that are more marketable,
I guess, than some of the shit Trump does, which is like an awful outcome as well.
Is there any chance, Snooki or the situation are running?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, anyone else who's out there slamming Trump
on a daily basis, fine, have added.
I don't give you just your shit bird
throwing shit at another shithead.
Yeah, Chrissy Tegan would be great.
I'm really pleased with the number of times
shit bird has been set on stage tonight.
It's one of my favorite.
It's so little time, so many Shitbirds.
Yeah, first time I heard it was tonight.
I knew we'd have to bring back eight shit too.
I like eight shit.
Eight shit, yeah, eight shit's good.
Yeah, it's going up shit.
All right guys, thank you so much for your question.
One last thing before we get out of here,
and I just want to do this with you guys real quick.
Alright, so I want you guys over here, your section one.
You guys are the middle, you guys are over here on the right, you know, the instance.
And here's what we're going to do.
I need you to just sing this note for me. Fuck, fuck, keep going. Fuck, loud enough. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Do we have balcony people?
All right.
Now I need you guys to go.
Fucked on the count of three.
One, two, three.
Beautiful.
All right.
We got to go soprano up there, guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fucked.
Yeah, yeah.
Who's it going to be?
Oh, who's fucked this week?
Yeah.
Yeah, Trump is always fucked.
We're also fucked.
I know that's looming in fruit, but I feel like we need this morale.
It used to be Manafort, see?
And then we had this whole ringtone because I have friends who, this voices of our city choir,
which choir of homeless people in San Diego recorded a four-part, you know, fuck,
Harmony for us. It's called Manafort is dot, dot, dot, you can get it.
And all of the proceeds for that ringtone go toward voices of our city choir.
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