James Bonding - Bonus: Die Another Day Commentary

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

Taran Killam joins the Matts to celebrate Brosnan’s last outing as Bond. The Matt’s might need some convincing but Taran is the ultimate Die Another Day ambassador and that deserves respect. Hoste...d on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Matt and Matt and, Matt and, James Bonding podcast. Welcome to James Bonding. My name is Matt. My name is also Matt. And look, we do commentaries, but we don't do them this especially. This isn't a special commentary. Yeah. This is un-especial. It sounded like I said this isn't, and I don't want to downplay this. It is an especially special commentary.
Starting point is 00:00:28 There we go. We have a guest. That's right. And a guest that I didn't even think about it until this moment, we might be having to have an intervention with. Yeah. This might be part of it. Oh, no. That's how we're starting this.
Starting point is 00:00:41 No, I'm kidding. This is Taryn Killen. Taryn Killam of TV film and podcast. And I am, I won't say I'm an apologist. I'm a genuine enjoyer of Die Another Day. I only have positive memories of this film and going like, because, this came after the world is not enough. And the line, I guess Christmas does come more than once a year.
Starting point is 00:01:07 I was like, well, everything's out. That's true. You've got to go bolder than that. You're not going to come back from that. You're not going to write the ship when you've established that tone. And this movie matches and surpasses the lunacy absurdity of Bond in the best way, in sort of a very Roger Moore way. So I'm actually surprised that you, Mr. Gourley, don't enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:01:34 Now, hold on, because I've said on this podcast before that this is, for me, the most rewatchable Brosnan. And I really actually, of the Brosnan's, do enjoy it for that very reason, because it knows what it is. Yes. And where the other ones, and now, you can make a good case that Golden Eyes just a real good movie. The other two, they don't know what they're doing. Because they don't know what they want. They don't know where they are.
Starting point is 00:01:58 You're so wrong. Like, you love tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow and every day. This is the least rewatchable of Braznor. Oh, come on. Opus. More than the world is not enough. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:08 I like the world is not enough more than I like this movie. Okay, okay. So we've clearly got Mama Bear, Papa Bear, and Baby Bear here. And I think this movie's just right. Well, I think it's a little too soft, but I'll sleep in it. And with it. Look, I have a bad back. I need a firm mattress.
Starting point is 00:02:25 I understand. That's why we're the perfect trio to handle this movie. And I've been looking forward to this like you can't believe, especially like the summer Cuba parts because it's getting to be summer and it just feels right. Did you, Matt, see this in the theater? Yes. Okay. I absolutely did. And then I think the last time I have seen it was when it became available to rent.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Wow. So it's been a minute. It's been a minute. I am open to the idea that I could. Yes. Well, you won't be right away because I think the first half of this movie is really pretty solid. Yeah. Fairly soft.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Fairly soft. I mean, it does go hard off the rails. It really does. Here's what I remember. I mean, I know that our first disagreement probably will be the opening song. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:11 To this day, I'll listen to it and I'm like, that's a jamming tune. It's a jamming tune. I can't get on that train with you, but I will support your trip. The percussion of those bamboo sticks. Never been said as a,
Starting point is 00:03:25 as a, like, argument for something. not even in the studio when they made that where they like the bamboo. No, because I think someone was working outside. And Madonna's Die Another Day are songs that I can always run to. Do you have you run to this song?
Starting point is 00:03:41 Yeah. Oh my God. A hundred times. This is a die another day body. This is what you get. Pretty good. We should do it's better than I know. Before and then after.
Starting point is 00:03:52 I, uh, clearly you're doing something right where I'm running to like all time high and I just take a nap. I find that actually I can run to weirdly skyfall I can run to. Yeah, that's good. Because it can get you over the hill. Sure. It's a build. It's a good build.
Starting point is 00:04:07 I used to do a thing called Wilkabout, like a walkabout, and I would put on random Wilco music. And if it was fast, I would run. If it was slow, I would walk. But I bet you could do that with the bond canon of songs, too. Oh, without a doubt. And I would just pray for those walkers. I love the walkers.
Starting point is 00:04:22 You know what, Matt, if you happen to, God forbid, this is never going to happen. but if you happen to get into some sort of accident where you're pedestrian get hit by a car, you're crippled. We will raise money for you with Wilk about. God willing. That sounds like a blessing to me. Matt Gurley and he will Wilk about. All I want is an excuse to not move and just be a brain in a box. No, no, no. We'll lull you're into the pool with one of those chairs with the chair lift. It's going to be great.
Starting point is 00:04:47 So it's Dying another day, 2003 or two, two, two. Okay, 2002, lovers, not experts. Yeah. And it's maybe. I saw this movie five times in the theater. Seriously? Yeah. I was just excited to have another bond in my life. Jeez.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Yeah, I feel that there are iconic things in this. I feel like at the time, Hallie Berry was a huge get. Right. And there was talking about a spinoff of jinks. Invisible car for me is still, still does it. Because the eight-year-old boy in me, and I was like, and then imagine I'm invisible. Like, that's what this is.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Were you eight years old in 2002? No, God, no. No, I'm saying there wasn't, there was in the 20, old body that witnessed this in the theaters, there was an eight-year-old boy who was like, I just wanted to point out that timeline. Well, look, in the 19-year-old body that witnessed this, I knew what I was watching wasn't great, but I still enjoyed it. I don't disagree with that.
Starting point is 00:05:41 And the 29-year-old body of me, I was going, what, what's going on here? What is that happening to my... What are all these young people behind me enjoying this? Also, like, I could launch my own Fast and Furious podcast because I love those movies. You're not wrong. They know what they are as well. And so as the henchman, you know, coming off of Fassafiris. Right off hot off the heels.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Hot off the heels of Fassafirer. And a diamond face and blue. I'm like everything, every visual presentation of this is true. Like even Halliberry as the Bond Girl, her visual presentation is always out of the park. It's otherworldly. Like she's stunning. Worst haircut of Hallibur's career. Really?
Starting point is 00:06:19 Yeah. Has she had a different one? I don't know. I think some of those X-Men wigs were. That's true. Listen, did you know, sorry, but RERWIG was, did you know about our Fast and the Furious podcast idea?
Starting point is 00:06:30 We've never really seen the franchise and we were going to watch them all and fast while watching them all. So we can't eat until we finish them all. I've heard about this. And this will never happen because it just sounds miserable. Because you're cowards? Yeah, I think.
Starting point is 00:06:44 I think the longer. Because the longer time. Family. The longer we go without doing it, it's going to be now two more hours this summer. that you won't be able to eat for. You're right. So you better do it now.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Is that Hobbs and dobs? Hobbs and dobs. On the cob. Hobbs and dubs. All right, let's do this because we got a lot to talk about. This movie is well over two hours. Buckle up. Call your friends and hold your calls.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Tell them to hold your calls. And here's what we do. We play up the MGM lion. You're going to hear the first roar and then pause it after the first roar. And then we'll count you into the second roar. And that's how we know we're all synced as a family. So, uh, pause this, go grab your blu-rays, your digital versions, whatever you have. Okay. So here is the first meow of the little big kitty.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Pause everyone. Pause everyone. Yeah. Um, and then Matt, you'll count us in. You'll say three, two, one, and then play. And then I'll hit play and we'll all be together. Three, two, one, play. There it is. There it is. There it is. Here we go. All right, guys. Notorious gun belt seat. I love this, too. Gunbelt? Just, just, like, you guys are anti-Brosnan.
Starting point is 00:08:05 It shot me. I'm not. You're not. Goarly is. He's slender. He's handsome. His own hair. Sure.
Starting point is 00:08:12 What more could you want? Yeah. No, I don't got no complaints. His own chest hair. All right. I already like it. North Korea. Still today's enemy.
Starting point is 00:08:21 This was ahead of the curve. I mean, that's true. Do you know what I mean? still the world's enemy today. How do I get rid of this menu that's sitting up here? I don't know. You at home might have it. Whatever, we're leaving it. Now, all I'll say is like, we're surfing, we're on the wave. There wasn't a great reveal. You know what I mean? We just cut to and like, yeah, of course he's already surfing.
Starting point is 00:08:39 You could have maybe had a moment of how we got here. But surfing. Yeah, I would have liked to have seen them, uh, halo jump down. Something like that. Even like a cool gadget subterine, sub, sub, aquatic gadget that like jet skied them into the way. Here's what it is, ready? Yes. It's a helicopter where they're standing on the props. Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:57 And then someone hits a button and then each of the props becomes the surfboard. There it is. Here's what it is. They parachute onto the beach and don't have to surf. No, because. Oh, yeah. Oh, someone who doesn't think radar is going to happen. Yeah, come on the beach.
Starting point is 00:09:08 They have the big iron crosses on the beach. Because look at this set. You're right. You don't want to get all that. Look at these swells. You're going to turn down these swells. That's easy 15 feet. Are they all double O's, do we think?
Starting point is 00:09:23 They must be. Or is there like one single-o who has to have permit to kill? Also, is North Korea known for its surfing? No. Neither are our greatest export. Our Brits. There is that Back to the Future poster, Surf Vietnam in part two in the alley. Anyway, forget it.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Oh, I love it. Not a great reveal when your cheeks are pushed up against your face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That music cues off. The color correction. Okay, so this movie is so 2002, and I'll tell you a little bit of my feelings on it. The color correction, which was sort of newish at the time that you could do this in digital editing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:58 And the... This is cool. This movie also makes use of the trend of speed ramping. Oh, that's right. Which drives me crazy. Yeah. And yet it's... Surfboard gadgets for days, you guys.
Starting point is 00:10:10 This is... Everything is cool. Yeah. Everything is fun. Okay, but like once he puts that up, he no longer has a knife. Exactly. Why not just make... He doesn't need it.
Starting point is 00:10:19 Why not just make... What did he need that knife for? His... His arms are more deadly than knives. He doesn't need it in the water, man. He needs it on land. This is the symbolism of Brosnan, right? He'll take what is deadly and give it away because he doesn't need it because he's deadly enough on his own. You came hard and I respect that.
Starting point is 00:10:38 This is a long tradition of... Got him. He needs the sunglasses to complete the look. And there they are. Not one line of dialogue. No. That is real filmmaking. I like this outfit.
Starting point is 00:10:50 That's good hair. That's good hair. Yeah. I like his outfit because I don't think I'd have the courage to wear all browns. Yeah. But now maybe I will. Yeah, those are good. You know, it feels like nice watch.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Good watch. Is that this one? Yeah, it sure is, pal. Sure is. Enjoy it. You can, you can, he took the crown out, though, so it's probably not waterproof anymore. Do I have the option to do this? And also, oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:11:17 I love this setup to one, again, visually a great henchman. Yeah, it is a great henchman. I'll give you that. Colonel Tansun Moon's HQ demilitarized zone, spelled with an S because it's British. Are they going for a slight joke there with Tansun Moon? Have to be. Have to be.
Starting point is 00:11:37 I would definitely say yes. Open the bag. It's got to be sand, right? It's a human. What? This guy must be very mad. To lecture me. Now put him in the sandbox.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Oh, my God. I'm remembering. now. I'm remembering what happens. This movie's great. You guys are crazy. This is a throwback to the whole blow-fell surgery thing. It certainly is. Oh, my God. You guys are out of your mind. But you're certainly right. Yeah. Now, was that, that one, the, the facial surgery, uh, uh, Sean Connery, was that his return? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. See? We just did that. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we just did that. Okay. I'd like to say we did that on purpose, but we didn't. But, No.
Starting point is 00:12:22 Transmitting. Handsome. Yeah, I know, Zal's super good looking. So good looking. Fast and furious fame. What if he was sending that to a service that would just rate his looks and it came back 10 out of 10? Hot or not. Hot.
Starting point is 00:12:39 That's weird. He'll do. He's got nine out of ten and I got ten out of ten. Dang. Well, I will say this about Brosnan when you're talking about the looks, too. He was gorgeous. Why do I not hear any dialogue? I can't hear his dialogue.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Like, oh, is that me? No. No, it's the audio setting I have on this thing, which I could change. We don't know what they're saying, but I'll also argue you don't really need to know. Can you put on... Subtitles, so we come for Fast and the Furious, all these awesome cars. Yeah. Hang on.
Starting point is 00:13:09 I was going to say that Brosnan looked amazing in Golden Eye, but he also ages incredibly well. Yeah. He looks just as good now. I love that we're hearing. In The Furious was such a great movie. Guys, you're seeing Hovercraft pull in. We're hopefully all sunk to backup. Yes.
Starting point is 00:13:32 We now have to listen to the worst part of this movie, which is the score. Oh, you think the score is pretty bad? I mean, it's David Arnold. It might be a little dated in its arrangement, but... Look. So, look, this is such a great set piece. Yeah. Hovercrafts over landmine? That's so fun.
Starting point is 00:13:50 Yeah, I'm, look, it's like a tank. It's a tank fight. It's a tank fight over like lava. Yeah, I like this. Yeah, but it's also very slow. Like these, these, if you're looking at essentially what you're looking at is a, is a, is a race, uh, of fans. Uh-huh. Who has the most powerful window fan?
Starting point is 00:14:12 Fans. Before I landed on what you meant, I'm like, a species, species race of like fans like people who enjoy things. What? but that does exist now. There is a race of fans. But now I see you mean like a competition of like spinning. Who can go fast with their fan.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Race of fans and the planet. Nope, just came back. Oh, no. He's only a seven out of ten. It's an Erickson, a Sony Erickson. That's weird that they would have a Sony product in this movie. I don't understand. Toby Stevens is so great right now as that role.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Yeah. I mean, it's really like, people say, Tropic Thunder, Robert Johnny Jr., that was fantastic. Yeah. I would say Toby Stevens as Colonel Moon. Is this the first time diamonds have factored into a plot since? Diamonds are forever?
Starting point is 00:14:59 Hmm. Yes. No. No. The diamonds in living daylights that they hide in the ice for the opium. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Right. Yes.
Starting point is 00:15:11 But their whole thing is like, oh, no. Oh, no, they know. Oh, no. And who is Bond supposed to be? Who is the guy? Guy? Diamond dealer Dale. Diamond dealer Dale.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Former lead singer Van Halel. Oh, dang. I bet he'll do it, you know. Look it though. Brasman, he gets too serious
Starting point is 00:15:34 for how goofy he gets. How dare you? I love it. It's full commitment. He's committed. No, it's melodrama. He never feels not committed.
Starting point is 00:15:41 I'm so torn here because I have to defend my boy Pierce and hate the movie. Sure. This is really a test for you. Yeah. It's very, very, very hard. I'm fine. It's so nice that the father cares. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:55 That's really what this movie's about. Hello father. Hello father. Hello, mother. Here we are. North Carolina. Kill the spy, but not in front of me. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Love it. What are you, like, worried about having to clean up the blood here? Classic. Classic. Also, like, I love it. And then they don't. And, oh, no, here they go. He has to hide.
Starting point is 00:16:18 his hovercraft from his dad. This is also the second cold open of a Brosnan film with an arms deal. You know where everything is. Yeah. Boom. I love that zoom. I love a snap zoom.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Sure. Yeah, but also I think, by the way, it's funny you say that, Matt, because I was just going to, I was going to say that I think that besides Craig, I think Brosnan has the best run of the bond.
Starting point is 00:16:42 He act runs. He's not really running. Matt, he's acting. Have you never seen him in Malibu just running? No. Me either. But I imagine it's just like that. He actually lives in Hawaii, I believe. Yeah, he does on Kauai is the best island. So he gets it. I'm a Maui guy. I'm a Maui guy. No, Kauai guys, because of Jurassic Park. I mean, we'd all be Lanai guys if they'd have us. You know what I've been? I've got to tell you, pretty boring. Lanai, no, Lanai has the cat sanctuary.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Hundreds and hundreds of cats walking around in a confined area. It's amazing. That's your fucking silly. point, man? Yes. Whose isn't it? I don't know. People with cat allergies. Yeah, well, they can go screw.
Starting point is 00:17:24 I gotta say, it doesn't feel too slow. That gun's too big. That's a cool looking gun. That's eight guns. Yeah. Yeah, I just, you know, he's got to be out of ammo. It just physically wouldn't be possible. No, they just, they listed off all the web, they said enough ammunition for a small war.
Starting point is 00:17:39 This is good. I like this. It looks cool. It looks cool. It's so good. You don't have to convince me. I'm here. It's Matt.
Starting point is 00:17:46 I worry. I don't care for. hiring that they're... You don't care for it. You really don't even see it now. They just... Oh, come on. That looks good.
Starting point is 00:17:54 That's awesome. Yeah, that's good. A carbide... Why did that blow up? Why did that blow up? Why did that concrete blow up? Because there's... I think he means...
Starting point is 00:18:02 Because of gas. Why did that styroform house blow up? Because of gas. Now, Terran's right. Terran's right. They're storing gas in those bricks. There's a good 50-kilover. I mean, look at this.
Starting point is 00:18:12 I mean, you're shooting a 50-cal at a man only protected by his hair, quaff. Look, that the freaking flameters. This is Austin Powers level, like, escalation of weapons. Yes. Yes. But it's payoff. Like, the next button will be tiny nuclear warhead. Look at that sign.
Starting point is 00:18:29 That's not a real sign. No. But I do love this setting. Look at, boom. I mean, it's very... That's so cool. By the way, you're telling me that landmine wasn't cleared, the one you can see. Oof.
Starting point is 00:18:43 Again, I wish these weren't full of instead of air gas. that's that's probably why they're exploding yeah but how do you they have some gas how do you operate the fan it's not all electrical yeah no but there was so much green screen yeah green screen you know what's interesting about this movie is a lot of the green screen a lot of the green screen in this movie looks very green bad because of the color correction yeah it must be it's just real blurry around the edges yeah cool yeah that's cool yeah that's cool yeah that's cool I will say this, maybe the score is not as bad as I remember because this part's pretty good. Oh, I love what is this.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Okay. Taryn, here's the first thing I love about this movie when he hangs on the bell. Yeah. I love that part. This is very reminiscent of the tank chase in Last Crusade. Yes. Yeah, except not nearly as good. Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:37 On the side of the thing. Because the tank tray, the Last Crusade I love is my favorite Indiana Jones movie. I said it out loud. Save it for Indiana Jones. I will. Jones and for Jones? Oh, yeah, that's what we do. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:19:59 I'm surprised, by the way, that that wasn't subtle. Into a water and that's a sweet miniature. Come on, that is a really good miniature. Oh, come on. That is just... I like this. That's great. Where's his one-liner?
Starting point is 00:20:14 His outfit's great. He's wearing a leather jacket under another jacket. You got to say that. Well, that's for... Come on. saved by the bell Dale the diamond dealer really That's his style
Starting point is 00:20:24 Yeah That's a good outfit It is I'd like that outfit That's it is Indiana Jonesy Yeah It's very Oh no
Starting point is 00:20:33 Look at all these metal Oh my god I forgot about the John McCain aspect of this whole thing Oh I was wondering That's the new POW We just say John McCain
Starting point is 00:20:43 Yeah Where they kept them long enough To put a really fake beard on them Oh MIAs There's good beard in this There's bad No
Starting point is 00:20:49 Taryn You have a good beard. You know the difference. Yeah, that's a good beard. What are you doing to yourself right now? You were blessed with such a good beard. You don't notice the bad beard. Maybe I'm accepting of all beers.
Starting point is 00:21:00 I know that this is probably your hiatus beard right now that you've got going on here. Yes. Any chance you go to the first table we can go, I think we're keeping it. Yes. It happened for season. If you're a fan of single parents and listening to this, then you know that my character Will Cooper suddenly had a beard for probably like the middle third. of it just because after Christmas
Starting point is 00:21:22 I showed up with a beard and everybody liked it and they said keep it. Oh my God. And then eventually ABC said no way. Don't keep it. Wow. Oh, God. Oh, so good. Okay. So tell us this this we're here. The strings. The percussion. It's updated. It's classic at the same time. We're moving forward. Uh-huh. You're, I love the I love the edit in it too of like there's they're taking air out. Right.
Starting point is 00:21:44 So the clip. Yeah. I don't know. That keeps me on suspense. That keeps me that keeps like I'm, I don't know. No. You're literally the only person I know that likes this. I love it. I'm listening to it right now, and it feels just as good as it did the first day. But I've got things like that. Many people know I love the second season of True Detective.
Starting point is 00:22:02 I love Godfather 3. Okay. Wow. A lot of people don't. I'm trying to think, what is my sort of that thing? I'll tell you. Tomorrow never dies, right? To you?
Starting point is 00:22:11 Yeah, tomorrow never dies. I guess. But like, here's my problem with that. I can't. I don't understand the life of me. I can analyze this. analyze this. I think that's, you know, Madonna being like,
Starting point is 00:22:24 Bond is really, what a crazy mind you must have to be a secret agent. Yeah. But I just think, I think the effort to push forward to advance to modernize with the techno edge while still honoring... Nothing? No, I think that there's a classical feel to it. I think you keep it with the strings.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I think, I don't know. I think I find it. very hype. I think it's hype. Okay. I like the ice and fire people. You're hype beast. It's hype. It's hype. It's hype. Hype life. Living that hype life. The visuals are pretty cool. This is a rare one that tells a story within the time. Yes. It really has to like convey a lot of information. Yeah. Vic Armstrong, he was the double for Indiana Jones in the movies. Oh, wow. So the fire here is what? Is internal fire to get back to work? That's a good question. is fire of his loins. Is this, is the torture? Oh, sure. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:30 Okay. The burning inside, the burning of post-op. Guess I'll die. Another day. It probably helps that. Because I've never really been a Madonna fan. Okay. So going into.
Starting point is 00:23:52 I am a Madonna fan. Yeah, I was sort of a point against it. There are no longer 80s music icons who are, either alive or not in jail. Oh, good point. You know, there are few. She's left last standing. That's true.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I guess she'll die another decade. Another day. Another decade. There's their boys. Purvis and Wade. These two. Complicated relationship. We don't understand it.
Starting point is 00:24:22 We can't understand what they do and what they don't do. We know they did this. That's true. And Lee Tamer. It's also like, Lee Tamahori. Like I went to middle school with like, oh yeah, that's a terrible beard. Well, it's not a beard. It's like it's not, he lathered his face in glue and fell into a bird's nest.
Starting point is 00:24:46 He looks like he should be in like the Count of Monte Cristo. No, he should be. Which, why hasn't that been done really well? It's a great story, huh? That's a, yeah. James Bladen's favorite, favorite book. And he's, he bemoans the fact that it's never been done well. Yeah. Can you push Margo off?
Starting point is 00:25:04 She got in there. She did it. She got to the red velvet. She got some red velvet. Taryn brought us beautiful donuts. This guy shows up nowhere without beautiful donut. Yeah. Can you push her up there? Sorry, man. I don't feel good about it. So I just, I'll, I've just been ruminating. But I, like, middle school dances, which are the first dances, the first sort of social engagements that, like, sexually charged activities. Yeah. To me, it was Ace of Bass. It was Real McCoy.
Starting point is 00:25:36 I can get on board. It was C&C music fact. So I think there's something about die another day in the techno pumping pure moods. Sure. Jock jams. Yeah. That just, it just works for me. I go like, yeah, because I also, for my bond themes, I want to get pumped up.
Starting point is 00:25:54 I don't like it. I know you guys love, nobody does it better. That is so disappointing to me. I don't understand it. the road on that one. Matt loves it. But I like all-time high so I can't talk. I think I would argue, and I have argued, and I'll continue to argue, that I think that nobody does it better. It's the best of the songs. Best
Starting point is 00:26:11 Written. It's a fine song. It's a fine song. No, no, no, no. You just think it's good. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, weird. You backed off that real quick. I don't understand why it's not your favorite. It's so enjoyable. It's up there. It's up. It's top 10 for me. Easily. But I like, I like a hype. I don't love Casino Royal, obviously one of the best Bond films. I don't love the opening song. You know my name. Yeah. It's growing on me.
Starting point is 00:26:36 It is. Yeah. As the slot machine play has increased, you know. Sure, sure. I'm like, I guess the song ain't so bad when I'm winning money. Yeah. But you guys don't like Jack White's. No. The Jack White, Alicia Keys one is a little. I don't like that song and I don't like him. Oh, yeah. I can separate the art from the artists. I can't. Thank you. As can I. Which is why I think the Cosby show is still, never mind. Oh, boy. Happy Father's Day from America's dad. Get to go.
Starting point is 00:27:03 Bad Facebook book. I don't care what Felicia Rashad did. I still like the show. All right. So how many years has this been now? It's supposedly... 16 months or something. Was it that long?
Starting point is 00:27:16 I thought it was longer. Yeah, I mean, look how long his hair is. I, you know, it would take me probably 17 years to grow up. I'm going to guess this is probably like 17 years. That sounds right. you know what's interesting about it is like the miranda frost character i love her sure i think you you you'll find that when you rewatch maybe you don't okay um sorry i'm not holding what but like what a great actress too like in terms of fond girls to go on to she's fantastic uh illustrious
Starting point is 00:27:47 careers yeah to you know yeah it's her and j and seymour yeah yeah it's pretty much uh now they have a green fomka if she doesn't fomka's worked yeah but and earned a why do I think if Fomka is having a career pre-bond I guess she really didn't she was just on that episode of Star Trek I enjoyed but to me she was always Fomka Jansen um but what I was love I love what makes the mix I know yeah what and what doesn't yeah yeah we heard the man of the PA clearly I always forget my why does he have why does he have holes
Starting point is 00:28:26 and then another shirt underneath the holes. It's like a double-lined reversible PE shirt. Is that a thing? Oh, cool. Grade school we had. That's pretty good. Purple on one side. I mean, middle school.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Okay, so this I don't remember. I'm excited to find out why diamond face then goes bald and blue-eyed. Well, you know, you've got the next few stages of Cuba. Yes. But if Miranda Frost doesn't join up with Moon, this release never happens. How about, how about this? Right, exactly.
Starting point is 00:29:02 And how about this pro-British propaganda where Zau clearly treated well, still has access to his barber? Yep. And Bond. Looks great. Didn't get a buy. In a very clean outfit. It's so sad to me how, like, he waves at his friend Robinson and then, and then get stabbed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:27 By the people he loves. Yeah. So much drama. Nothing goes right for Bond here. I will say, this movie caused me to purchase an electric razor. Oh, is that true? The same one that he uses in this, the Norelco Spectra. Yeah, sure was.
Starting point is 00:29:44 But that's a Braveheart moment, like when Braveheart's walk into Robert the Bruce, and then he's taken by the... This movie shares a lot of similarities with Braveheart. This is the Braveheart of the Bonds. Scorpion Venom. Yeah. Cool. Even though the one before had the late.
Starting point is 00:30:00 from Braveheart. Yes. Yeah. I love how they decide that the liver not being good means it's definitely James Bond. He's the only person that drinks out of all. I didn't know the glass was there when I first saw this movie and I got so sad about it. Oh. I was like, why can't he just touch him?
Starting point is 00:30:20 Look at that chest. Look at that chest. I mean, it is prominent. And I'm talking Judy Dent. You aren't real. You want, you are you Dame Judy drenched right now? You know me. they really wanted to torture him
Starting point is 00:30:33 he should have been completely nude when he takes that off and he's just looking just a sloppy dong and he goes right up to the glass and just pudges it on there his dick hits the glass first but it cuts it like a diamond if they really wanted to torture him it should have just shaved his chest with a not great razor so the stub would be itching right that'd be terrible what's the price letting zou go? The irony is that Brosden has an amazing real beard.
Starting point is 00:31:08 Yes. You know? Right. I think they probably were like, it's time. They didn't want to shoot this stuff first. They should have. You know he would have been into it. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:17 Methody for Bond. He, I mean, look at those eyes. What would his casino royale have been like? You say not good. Me? Yeah. No. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:31:29 I mean, it depends on the director, right? If he would have teamed him down a little bit. Let's present. let's say it was Martin Campbell. Well, I'm listening. All right. I mean, you can't beat Craig, though. Are we talking one or the other?
Starting point is 00:31:40 I don't think it's the same movie. No. You know, it's not going to be the beginning of Bond, I don't think. I think it'd be more like where it sort of is in the Fleming novelizations. Yeah. Just going to be a lot of him talking about roulette. Now, for your birthday, Taryn, I got you a card that was the novelization of this book. Yes.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Yes. It is prominently featured. They sell this as a novelization. Isn't that great? I should have read it. Well, you want to just, you know, it's good, though, to be, like, in the head of Bond and, like, know what emotions he's going through. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You think it's in first person?
Starting point is 00:32:18 Oh, God, that'd be amazing. This, by the way. As I laid the surfboard down and removed the secret compartment to retrieve the knife satellite. I had never seen swelight. Saddle knife. Since the north shore of Hawaii in 70 years. This, by the way, I think, is in the movie. This movie is his worst British accent.
Starting point is 00:32:39 It slips into Irish so much in this film. Well, it's sort of like, you know, you've done four and you kind of put those writers in. It's also like, why not let him just be Irish. I don't know, do an Irish accent. This is where Connery be Scottish. This is where the movie really takes a hit for me. Okay. When he does this slows his heart rate bullshit.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Oh, you don't think he can do that? No. So they rescind his double-o status. He's no longer an agent. Batman can do it. It just feels like Batman. You don't think that Bruce Wayne... You don't want more Batman in your Bond?
Starting point is 00:33:12 And James Bond share similar... I got enough Batman in my bond. Explain. Well, a lot of the... Gadsets. Skyfall kind of was very dark nighty. Hmm. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:33:26 But look, when I want to slow my heart right down, I think of these things, too. And Batman steals a lot from Bond, too. the little plane getting pulled up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Inception from Honor Majesty's. That was when his shirt ripped, by the way. Right there, yeah. And now he has this crazy beard.
Starting point is 00:33:47 So he's been in that shirt for... This is ridiculous. And so quickly. He does it so quickly. Well, I think we're just the time cut. Why are we to believe a human can do this? But humans can do that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:58 You can't... You can meditate and drop your heart rate. Well, and I'll say there's a guy. A guy who's on the Daily Show who said like through by through breathing, through breathing controlling your breath and you can submerge yourself in like freezing waters and stay there for, he can sit in frozen ice water for 30 minutes and it doesn't affect his body because of his controlled breathing. Who's this? There's a guy on the daily show. So it's legit. Tony Robbins.
Starting point is 00:34:26 That's Tony Robbins. I like that. I don't mind that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I love this part where he swims to, where does he go? To his fancy Hong Kong. He swims to the back of the backdrop. This is when I love this movie. Yes.
Starting point is 00:34:39 The three feet to the back of the backdrop? He swims to the black with white lights bleeding through. My favorite part of this movie is when he goes to this hotel and just gets tailored and has like that little. It feels very bonding. Honestly, my favorite part too. As I was saying, when you ride on Donut Break, um, This is what caused me to buy in a RELCO Spectra. Is that a shaper?
Starting point is 00:35:04 It's the razor he uses in the building. Why is that shot so slow over the rope and the knot? I don't know. Also, why is the Yacht Club for Hong Kong so far away from Hong Kong? And why is it mostly in English? Yeah. Well, it was an imperial power. I'm just saying most of their signs are like that.
Starting point is 00:35:23 I love, look at him go. Look at him go. Not only in pajamas soaking wet. People chattering. My goodness. He could have waited to dry up, but he doesn't. No, Ty, dear me. I didn't catch any of this stuff.
Starting point is 00:35:36 That's some wonderful walla. Yeah. Hong Kong's our turf now bond. Or even luggage, sir. That's his old contact right behind him. Here he comes. I love it. Boom.
Starting point is 00:35:49 And he knew him from the back. Yeah. Open the presidential suite is what you want to hear. Anytime you walk into a hotel lobby. Is this code? I don't think it's code. No, it's just, he's just, I think he's literally talking about the specials. Great.
Starting point is 00:36:07 For the night. Been busy, have we, Mr. Bond? Just surviving. Look at this. Brioni. Filetheye. Follinger. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:36:22 And shirts and citrus. What? There it is. Oh, yeah. But see, I don't think of him as an electric razor guy, you know? More than surviving, just surviving, I would have loved shirts. All the shirts. Shirts. Package shirts.
Starting point is 00:36:42 Like, he's going to have to have those, like, oh, dang. Ironed, because they're going to be all folded up. I mean, he's a beautiful man. What is her name, peaceful Knights of Desire? Yes. Fountain. Fountains of desire.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Peaceful fountains of desire. That is, yeah. He gets right to work. I love this James Bond guy. I'm a sys. Oh, dang. She, I feel like she could have gotten out of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:11 Oh. He didn't want to just open the door to what is obviously his closet he has access to. There's a robe hanging in it, some extra fucking pillows. His luggage is like, you were paying attention. Open the door. That's a risky move to put that there. That's an open the door. In front of the bathroom.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Why do he open the door? I love that China is so happy to send him off to get to go to Cuba. But again, this is after Denise Richards. Yeah. And because I'm like, yeah, this is the field. They're still on game. Interesting. This for me, I mean, this was the big deal of this movie.
Starting point is 00:37:52 It was the 20th Bond movie. So it was Bond 20. It was a big hullabaloo. Oh, yeah. What was it, the 40th anniversary? Yeah, I guess so. And they really were trying to, I mean, they do do some interesting things in this movie where they sort of acknowledge the entire past of Bond in the Q scene.
Starting point is 00:38:11 with like props galore which i thought was very cool he's affected he's letting me in emotionally well he's shaking he's forcing he's emotionally binsed nonsense overtaking us emotionally look at that fucking full winzer on that brianitae beautiful dimple nice dimple never trust a man in a winzer 40 dollars in a plane ticket oh that's not a windsor wait on no on his oh no that's not a windsor what is that then it's a thick tie with just a cool regular i love this yeah i thought the fast and furious did it better sure i agree working on their cars as someone who's half uh cuban i feel like all of this is insulting because it looks like porto rico as someone who's not at all cuban i find this insult
Starting point is 00:39:11 Again, another thing I like about the movie, him activating the sleeper agent who's making, because he goes looking for delectados. Yeah. Delectaros. We have made Delectados for 30 years. Yeah. In 30 years. I was so close to know again.
Starting point is 00:39:33 I love the background noise. Yeah. Why can't we know what he's saying? How old do we think Pierce is here? The actor? Yes. Oh. 53.
Starting point is 00:39:45 No. in this movie he's probably he's probably late 40s yeah because you got to think if he was if he was like being circled for the Dalton years he had to have been over 30 at that point right we're like 30 so then this is 12 years so he's like probably in the mid 40s this guy's pretty good in your caram bay mathis mode yeah i wish he had more to do yeah than just give him information and send him on his way to the rest of I love a good cigar, guys. Delectaros. I miss my people.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Pierce, though, he, his expressions is smarmy, though, sometimes, don't you think? What do you mean? Not more so than more. More is king's smarm. But, yeah, but he's with a knowing eye where Pierce is asking you to actually believe it, where Roger Moore is saying, aren't we having fun? Here's what I'll say, and this is my American ignorance, but Pierce encapsulates British arrogance very well.
Starting point is 00:40:51 But it feels like... The stiff upper lip and all that. He's like, he's like king of stiff upper lip. It feels like he's doing it like the way Donald Trump thinks you should do rich. Mm. It's like a poor man's version. I mean, it's a now untouchable. I just don't.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Yeah, Donald Trump sucks. That's right. If you ever want anyone to agree with you. This movie's Donald Trump, Terran. I hate it. Boy, casino royal sure is Obama. It's a blemish on our nation's history.
Starting point is 00:41:24 The Russians did die another day. The Russians funded another day. Yeah, cool. It appears when he's standing, he leads with his lower ribcage. Yeah, I'd say it's in his belly.
Starting point is 00:41:40 He does kick his hip out. Yeah. And he's sort of, it's like he has a magnet on his pelvis. Yes. on the left side of his pelvis and he's drawn towards it. Do you see? Yes, Birds of the West Indies by James Bond.
Starting point is 00:41:53 Again, this movie, 40th anniversary, they're trying to really acknowledge everything that came before it. Yeah. To it somewhat to its detriment. I like the set design here. I will say there's a really, there's a nice, like, sort of palette of treasure hunty, Indiana Jonesy. I would watch this Indiana Jones movie.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Yeah. I believe that shot was in the trailer. He also, it's nice to see Bond with a revolver. You don't get that very... I can use a fast car. You got a Cuban. I can go zowl. It doesn't have a top.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Man, I should get just a little bit of gadgets. And this is still Tracy Chapman singing this song. That would you like that? Or I'd take that. Fast car instead of Tracy. Chapman's fast car. Uh-huh. But I got a fast car.
Starting point is 00:42:50 He's not an agent because Qia Zamb got mad. So he slowed down his heart rate. Managed to swim all the way to the yacht club. So he's gone rogue here. I forgot to mention. Yeah. Which is just the 900th time, it feels like he does this in a row.
Starting point is 00:43:07 I always forget about this South African guy here. Not me. South African Ray Leota? Yeah, really. He's just there to find chantics. I know this does work for me it does look like a pharmaceutical commercial I had a real problem
Starting point is 00:43:24 oh he's shooting guys nuts off then I took Chantix Ask you doctor It worked Nut shooting is right for you That guy I didn't shoot his nuts off Thanks to Chantix I mean
Starting point is 00:43:39 Is that a What is he doing here? Is that okay here we go So see You love Daniel Craig I feel that Daniel Craig is stealing this moment But this is stolen from Ursula and says you.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Yes. That's right. I bet Daniel Craig literally probably just saw this part, never saw the Ursula and when he did that when he got out of the water. Yeah. But I don't mind this. I like this. This is a good homage because of the knife.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Listen to the knife. And there's, you know, there are. Again, if she had the storm, if she had the X2 storm wig, you'd be out of sight. I mean, look at, she's the perfect specimen. She's quite lovely. You kind of wish she had big flippers on. And a huge sun hat. And a strip of zinc down her nose.
Starting point is 00:44:28 And that inner tube. I'm an agent. I'm not an idiot. I got to protect against the sun. I hate how he says mojito. Mojito. Mojito. Why do you hate how he says it?
Starting point is 00:44:42 Because he's so good at it? No, because he's just always putting a little too much, pardon the pun, English on everything. Like, if he would, if he would, a little less is more with Brosnan and you rarely get it, you know? I think there are takes sitting on the floor that we could assemble a great bond movie that you would love. Probably. Do you think he ramps up to this or ramps down to this? This is pre, what was the Academy Award? Monsters Ball?
Starting point is 00:45:12 Monsters Ball, this is pre-monster's Ball, right? Wasn't it the same year? No, it was the, I think she was hot off of that. Oh, wow. pre swordfish post cat woman pre swordfish this is not post cat woman isn't it I think that's later I'm pretty sure
Starting point is 00:45:30 wasn't monsters ball and catwoman the same year I think this in monsters ball were the same year well there's only one way to find out and that is to not look oh okay but I can look imagine blowing cigar smoke in a woman's face today did you guys imagine it Johnwick chapter three
Starting point is 00:45:48 not yet I'd like to I have not seen A. John Woodrow? I heard about the... About her with the dogs? Yeah, and how they trained the dogs. The dogs are amazing. The only way they could do it was to train the dogs from infancy with her, right?
Starting point is 00:46:01 Or something, right? Or like, she got into the dog training thing. She was the one that dogs were trained with rather than with a double. Oh, interesting. It's a good thing. I will say, like, I've reached old man status because I was like, this is too violent for me. I kind of felt that with the second one. It wasn't even that it was violent, but it just was so repetitive that I just got, like, got desensitized.
Starting point is 00:46:25 I'll be curious to hear what you think. Guys, our timeline is so askew. It's so off. Yeah. This is post-sortfish. This is post-sortfish. This is post-sort-fish. Wow.
Starting point is 00:46:38 This is also the only time you see. This is post-sword fish, post-monster ball. Post-monster's ball. Post-monster's ball. How far post? One year, post. it's one year post swordfish one year post monsters ball okay but it is uh two years before catwoman so taren you're correct there yeah catwoman came i was yeah yeah later but let's all remember that
Starting point is 00:47:04 this is actually post monsters ball is madness because that's like it's post bullworth as well where did she get that fruit probably the forget about a guy think it about it about it a weird seduction. Yeah. Is it seduction or is it mutual respect? Just mutual respect. Because if she's jinx, she must know who James Bond is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:35 Right. And like, I don't get why she doesn't involve him in this, in her little scheme. This is so hilarious because this is like 2002's version of being like, see, he's not misogynistic. Bond's the one who gets left, but it's still so awful. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So dated.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Also, I like that James Bond had this big thing. He was supposed to do that day, but overslept. Yeah. Oh, man. It's taking those binoculars with him everywhere he goes. Those are provided by the hotel. He has to bring the back to Delictados, man. Cut.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Can we fix the collar? No? Okay. I like this. I like how she doesn't care. She sits up on the pillows, smoking in bed, which is a very dangerous thing. Ashing into her coffee. So what was that guy going there for to get?
Starting point is 00:48:40 I think he's going to get the chantics removed from his face. Okay. That's a handsome guard, by the way. The oregano island. Oh, I was going to say it's all organic. We make our own prison bars here. Island of Oregon's? I suppose, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:00 that was some punch yeah well you know you're taught early on in my six training where to punch that guy back of the throat this just looks so much like a set though yes lighting and everything yes well I feel like this is like just look at the walls this is a redress they I feel like they just redress the um the courtyard they sword fight in that's a pretty funny distraction yeah it is good I like this whole sequence. Yeah. This is when Broson's at his best, when you're goofing around a bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:37 His goofabouts? His goof-bats? His grape-grabbs. I like a good Brosnan goof-a-bought. Grape grabs? Grabs and goof-abouts with Pierce Brosdon coming soon to see-so. Season 5. Now, Fidel.
Starting point is 00:49:55 It would be funny if he just, instead of pressing it, he just threw grapes at the wall. I'll see anything What's the point of a security camera? A Sony security camera? My God. Nah, six foot four should be high enough. Sony. Our cameras can be unplugged.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Oh, wait. Oh, there's a... Yeah. But how much better would be if it was throwing grapes? And then he hit that. Great. Pretty awesome. And it goes into this fucking disco DNA room.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Dino DNA. This is straight out of man with a golden gun here. This is crazy. I would love a sort of honky-talk version of the Dino the Day theme. I think I'd like it then. I'm gonna like up. Yes, I know.
Starting point is 00:50:41 How's this? Sigmund Freud. Who's that? Orphins run away. It's people that won't be missed. People that die. Bastards and broken thing, cripples, bastards and broken
Starting point is 00:50:58 things. Came with wrong. She seems to be really bothered by this, even though she's an agent who's probably been through a lot anyway. How many little tinker toys are they going to have throughout this place? Well, this guy obviously spends a lot of his money at Amazon. One question. Who does your stained glass? Uh-oh.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Do you think she worked that up in the morning on the way to the boat? She was like, what am I going to say to him? Yeah, I appreciate it after artists or appreciate it after they die. And I'll kill them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'll do. Yeah, yeah. I won't kill him unless he touches my shoulders. I have to burn this check.
Starting point is 00:51:38 The government told me to. A big pet peeve of mine are actors who don't get enough training for gun use. And blank like a crazy person. And throwing a gun, thrusting a gun forward like that. And there's a little bit of it in John Wick too where you can tell like Keanu is a master. And she just needed maybe three or four more weeks. Just a little bit. It's a little bit.
Starting point is 00:52:02 She spent so much time with the dogs. Yeah, right. The dogs are amazing. Yeah. Oh, my goodness. That's his old friend bridge guy. But they're doing all this work, but they keep the diamonds in. Again, I think that that they're going to take.
Starting point is 00:52:20 In phase five, they extract them for payment. I want to get the actor who put future Zal that never gets to happen. He has to be like on a Nickelodeon show back then or something. The sloopadoops about a. group of musician Just pull the trigger. This looks like something they'd sell in the catalogs and airplanes. Yeah, that's a sharper image.
Starting point is 00:52:45 What do you think it's more? Does it promote hair growth or skin smoothness? Everything. You all know how much that hurts. Would that hurt? Would that, would you feel that? I don't know. Well, I don't think it could get past that little, the little valve.
Starting point is 00:52:59 Yeah. Yeah, I agree. This does feel like a move that they found on the day. Yeah. It's like, well, how are you hurting him? he's like, I don't want to, I don't want to touch him. I don't want to. Or the makeup artist is like, we'd really appreciate it if he doesn't grab his throat.
Starting point is 00:53:12 It just took us three hours to get him to look like this. What if I squeeze the bag? Maybe he should have pulled a diamond out or pressed it in. That's fun. Oh, well, oh, this is. Speed ramping. Speed ramping for no reason. That should have been his pee.
Starting point is 00:53:32 That should have been his pee. That was a good move. That's cool. That's a cool move. I mean, when you're in that kind of shape, come on. Of course you drive a Honda S-2000. Do you like this music, man?
Starting point is 00:53:50 Yeah, it's not bad. Again, I think I was very wrong about the score. I think if we were watching another movie like this with only the score, like another Daniel, another Brosnan one, I think we'd find this one isn't nearly as bad as I thought it was. Yeah. He still doesn't know, huh? He's still not onto her that she's a secret agent?
Starting point is 00:54:13 Oh, not that window. No! That was Tiffany Glass. Oh, come on. Do you see that acting when he hits the ground? Well, I like that Jinks doesn't extend him the courtesy of don't go into that room. I just put a bomb in that file cabinet. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:32 He's really trying to put it together. What? Cool gun. Cool gun. Is it? Too heavy for her. Exactly. With the silence around there, it's like insane.
Starting point is 00:54:46 She's like 5'4? Yeah. Is she that short? She's tinia. You could have gotten in just as fast. without pulling that guy out. What a bad guy. It's also like at this point, why do you have the silencer on it? Just fucking... Yes. We got to go. Move it, move it. Here's another jump the shark He's very wet in this movie. Yeah. Yeah. Again, steady yourself and just pull the trigger.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like it's moving. It's not like the four feet you're moving forward is going to help the shot. Don't tell James had to do her job. Oh, it'd be. saying this to Bond as well. This moment. It is crazy that she has these powers where she can turn into a CG creature. This is kind of like a Robocop falling out of the, when the OCP guy falls backwards and his arms are super long. There's no way anyone can survive that.
Starting point is 00:55:56 Oh. I wonder who our boat guys are. Wait, are they? I just realized for the first time that maybe, yeah, I guess they are waiting. for her, but there's a moment where it's just like, who's that lady dropping from the heavens? Let's pick her up. I like that better.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Yeah, me too. That should have been how it goes. What am I going to do with this bullet that he kept on his neck? Oh, thank God. It has these diamonds in it, which will lead me right to him. Why do you have a bullet die? Why? Why do you have that?
Starting point is 00:56:27 You don't? Exactly. It's just like, why would he have a necklace full of his diamonds? Because it's pamp. Could just put it in his butt. Or, like, also, what if he had, like, I don't know, an actual diamond necklace? Too weird, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:48 He's like, no, no, it's not good enough. I need to put it in a bullet. That'll look real manly. What is? Is it... That's the Gustav Gray's laser-drainer. I know, but is it... It's just on a facet?
Starting point is 00:56:58 It looks like it's on metal in there. Oh, no, no, no. Just on the corner of the diamonds. Don't you know this? Okay. Conflict diamonds. Hmm. So much cigar.
Starting point is 00:57:12 this movie. I forgot about that. Yeah. It was the cigar time, that's for sure. I love that Moneypenny listens to her fucking carpet's calls. Look at that shirt she's wearing. Fucking Madsen. Look at that. I love it. Football, an eagle.
Starting point is 00:57:34 Oh, my God. The American flag. Why don't they have an apple pie? And an Oscar? And a moon rock? he's got an MTV moon man could you imagine if we got that spinoff and had to deal with Michael Madsen in the Emerald. London calling everybody.
Starting point is 00:57:57 That's so weird that there's a like needle drop. You rarely get that in these movies. Very true. Yeah, I was lucky. Even his even his drinking is harsh. King of diamonds. And still in the outfit we're about to meet him in.
Starting point is 00:58:18 He's in his fencing garb. I'm like we got a props needs to pull you to the side. Now the Union Jack parachute referencing. Does he? Nobody does it better? Doesn't he? Or did I just imagine it? You got it.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Right. Boy, this guy might not be as good as we were previously led to believe score. This music is very Barry. John Barry. Manilow. Look at those Ray bands. She loves it. I love the way his pinky was up on that.
Starting point is 00:59:13 I know, he's so delicately holding those. He plays Bond in all the radio dramas. Is that true? Yeah. Oh, cool. I mean, he's so British-looking. I know. It's out of control.
Starting point is 00:59:34 He looks so British, he should be a member of the royal family. Yeah. He's got that kind of complexion. I was supposed to say you're the most British-looking man in the world. Is that true? Oh, mother. How do you mean? Is it true you don't sleep?
Starting point is 00:59:56 How do you mean? What is sleep? The sun never sets on the British Empire. How can one go to sleep when the sun never's yet? One can't. One must stay awake, always vigilant, like St. Andrew. Now, here we go. Guys, it's the part.
Starting point is 01:00:17 She earned it. She earned it. Well, she's... There's something I like about how melancholy she plays it. Madonna? Yeah, but she's also... She's only about 70% of the way of convincing me. You know, look at those arms.
Starting point is 01:00:40 I think she's good, Madonna. I feel like she's a little nervous or something. There's a little self-consciousness. Her whole life is self-consciousness. That's for sure. When you're constantly worried about how you look. When you're just a normal girl from Detroit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:55 You know, you never leave that behind. Now you're in a James Bond movie. But there is something good about her performance where you feel like she, you know, obviously they had a past and she kind of still loves him but is putting up a tough exterior. Like kind of like Terry Hatcher. Wait. Come on. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:01:15 I wish we hadn't seen Rosamond in the previous scene. I wish that was her reveal. Yeah. you're right. Are you saying that this fencing teacher was supposed to have had a previous relationship with Bond? I think so. Isn't that just presumed?
Starting point is 01:01:29 I thought I'd never got that in my entire, ever in my, any of my viewings. Don't they introduce each other? Don't they introduce themselves to each other in this? No, doesn't he say like, what's her name in this? Verity. DeMonna. Demona. Fencee.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Ferity. DeMah. No, I think there's a, I mean, obviously, whenever the. there's a beautiful woman, there's an implication that they have or will do. A female is on screen, James Bond has slept in the world of James Bond. Canonically, they've had a previous relationship. Yes, if they've met before. I love it.
Starting point is 01:02:06 Yeah. He's like, oh my God, this totally worked. My face is different. My face is for sure different. Did I say that out loud? On young high is he out, Mr. Bond. I'm sorry. Hello.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Hallio. Verdi. It doesn't like cockfights. I dig it. I dig it. See, that to me. Oh, I don't hate that line either. It's the most.
Starting point is 01:02:35 It's fine on me. What I don't care for is this movie as a whole. I like this. How much variety have we already received? It's true. I mean, yes, there's been a lot happening. I'm still enjoying the movie at this point. It has not yet turned, but it will.
Starting point is 01:02:51 If I was at a resort that offered each of the things that were seen in this movie so far I'd be like, I'm never leaving. This is the perfect place. You never got to run out of activities. I just want to walk around in a fencing costume. I think Bond fencing is very on game. Yeah, I do too. Oh, I think the idea of the scene is...
Starting point is 01:03:06 You should have fenced into the opening sequence rather than surf. But this is what this movie is... It's trying to update, right? It's trying to fold in newer generations. And that's why you have your surfing. That's where you have your... Surfing is not. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:03:21 What is that bringing in, Dick Dale? No, no, not this way. Not that way. Not with C4 boards. Not at night. Night surfing. Day for night surfing. So he has, he, at the clinic, do you think he got super eyes also?
Starting point is 01:03:41 Yeah, really? Or he read that, he read that, he read the G.J on there. He's so British that he's incredibly good looking, but still kind of has, uh, dodgy teeth. He's incredibly good looking, but not. That's how you get to be super British. Yeah. It's like, I think I want to, no? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Maybe. I'm sorry if you're British and listening. Why do they have wires hooked up to them? That's to get the point system, so it goes buzz buzz. Oh, I didn't know that wasn't wireless. This changes everything. Not back then. Before the famous invention of wireless fencing gear.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Bluetooth fencing apps. Now, there's some good sword kickery in this, right? I like that he's a villain that. just can't help but let his ego get the best of them too. Like good old classic ball. That's a good sword kick. That was amazing. That was a good sword kick.
Starting point is 01:04:35 Probably only one take because he's Pierce Brasen. Yeah. He probably said, I'm only doing one take. It's amazing. Some shots, Pierce Brasin looks incredibly fit. Yes.
Starting point is 01:04:45 And other shots he looks like a dad. Yeah. They definitely strategically put him in the thermal. It's like a man about time. Man about time. And then dad. Well, next to Toby's team. You need to fit you for your fencing thermal.
Starting point is 01:05:00 Your Mormon underwear. Couldn't he like, he's probably like, can I just have a white chino? I'll look better in those pants. Oh, man, it's really, without the sound effects, you can see how not punching they are. Do you think they added that sweat to his back, or is that just through the takes? I think it got there on the day, because look at how much sweatier the front of him is now. It's also one of the most homoerotic fights in Bond. That's in the Huntington Library.
Starting point is 01:05:27 that painting. Oh, wow. Here in Pasadena. Are you telling me that the Huntington Library also has fencing? Let's go fencing. They're doing an amazing restoration on that painting right now, and so rather than take it down and put it in a lab, they're restoring it right there in the gallery and you can walk up and watch it.
Starting point is 01:05:49 Very cool that the library is doing that because that's a place to learn. Yeah. It's worth going to. He's bleeding out of his nose right now, isn't he? Oh, right there after that. we've gotten we've gotten after that non-hit you've gotten point break you've gotten Indiana Jones you're getting Earl Flynn Robin Hood you're getting everything in this movie in the sword fight you get you get Robin Hood into three musketeers into Braveheart with these swords yeah Michael D Wilson look I'm not complaining I love this part I'm just saying careful what you're wishing for I I feel personally overall thus far yeah yeah I'm just speaking for myself personally.
Starting point is 01:06:29 It's holding up for you. I've given very poor commentary because I'm just enjoying it. That's okay. So are the other people. Boom. No, this is about the last moment in the movie that starts to work. So many broken swords. Now, Frost does this because she knows that they need Bond alive for some reason.
Starting point is 01:06:49 I guess he wouldn't be good for him to murder. Here's my first, here's all my first admittance to flaw. I don't know what. The planner plot is. I don't know what it's going on. I can't fault this movie. After diamonds are forever. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:04 Every movie makes sense. Yeah, that's true. We did have a hard time with that. He, because his, he's just trying to get Zout. That's all he wants. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Yeah. And then, but Gustav Graves is trying to get, um, moonbeam. We don't know that yet though, in intention. He's trying to get the Nintendo glove.
Starting point is 01:07:25 Yes. I think you're thinking of the wizard. Okay. He's trying to get the power glove that's built by the spinal task manager. Let me tell you, Miranda Frost can pull off a pantsuit, as well as Bond can pull off a cashmere shirt. He's 22 or something. A little baby. This guy's back?
Starting point is 01:07:51 I don't know that he was ever. This is also has this like false progressionism of like let's have the dreadheaded black guy come in. Well, that guy feels like an absolute. insider, like, popular British TV show we don't know about where this guy goes to hotels and yixes them. Yeah, but it also feels like, of course, the, like, urban guys like, this place is too stuffy for us anyway. You know, it just feels like they're throwing a bone. Well, it was either him or a newsy. I feel like this, this was taken into skyfall.
Starting point is 01:08:26 Yeah, definitely. Right? Yeah. Ooh, are they in the same place, you think? Yes. Nice. It's canon. Yes.
Starting point is 01:08:34 Thank you. Hi. Been waiting. Took the tube. This trade's never coming. Pretty uncrowded day on the tube, isn't it? Could you believe it's five o'clock? You want to see my boy, Tiles?
Starting point is 01:09:02 I'm angry. I like it. I like he's giving her the guff. Now you want my help? You bad M. Judy Dinch's M does burn Bond a lot. All the time. She's ready.
Starting point is 01:09:15 She's ruthless. Over and over. Like, Bond's in an abusive relationship, basically. Yeah. Well, I mean, she's just getting him back for all the abusive relationships he started over the years. Okay. How long has this been abandoned because there was a Phillips ad back there? Phillips is in Phillips Norelco?
Starting point is 01:09:31 Yeah. Interesting. Phillips has been around since surfing. Yes. and there's an old bank there they invented that screwdriver where there bank teller stands back there yeah I like by the way that the
Starting point is 01:09:47 secret M location the secret MI6 location has displays yeah there's bank with weird shooting drawn bank tellers that's a goal shot that is a good lens I don't care for it
Starting point is 01:10:05 yeah it's a little I, but I kind of like that they did that. It's, I guess I just am alone. Oh, man. Get used to it because Zau got away, but he left all these diamonds. And can you believe he was wearing him around his neck and a bullet? And I thought to take that bullet at that exact moment, because I thought that might lead me to him. It's really ridiculous.
Starting point is 01:10:31 I like that she said we there. And here we go. The scene that I wish was a. in the movie and not a stupid VR thing. Enjoy this and really enjoy the way he cleans his walther. Pops the clip. Heads out this scene. I loved and hated that it was a fucking bullshit.
Starting point is 01:11:12 The holster, the sleeves rolled up. Cool look. Yeah, he's in his office late one night, cleaning his walther. Him and Robinson are going to take it down. Money, Penny's dead. He doesn't react, though. He's too good. and being an agent.
Starting point is 01:11:30 Matt is answering the door. We took his glasses off and looked like a wild scientist. Look at this. I mean, just the way he's going around here. And it is interesting how it does come out, turn out to be a video game situation, because he's playing it like he's played the level before the way he was shooting up.
Starting point is 01:11:48 But, man, I'd watch a buddy movie with these two. Right. Oh, no. And then, of course, I don't even like the sound effect of it stopping. No, no, no, no. And John Cleese popping through. I...
Starting point is 01:12:25 Any scenes with echo, we get a little bit of the dialogue. I'm so sad he's missing this part. Look at this. This is so cool. I know the alligator and the other movies. The only live twice. There's the, oh, the fucking identograph is back there. Right.
Starting point is 01:12:39 That they, yes. From, from Christopher Walken, right? Yeah. No, from the, for your eyes only. Oh. Thunderball, of course. You got to surprise some radiation detecting devices up there. You've got these smells the shoe, which I think is a bad move.
Starting point is 01:12:56 Yeah. Just as like as far as an acting choice is concerned. Yeah, don't care for that. Why do that? Why do we need to do that? Stinky. I mean, even Cleese handles the gun better than. Yes, it's true.
Starting point is 01:13:11 Do you think like there are, cool. Do you think there are people who now it's their job? That's a good gadget. Yes, I agree. That's a good gadget. High frequency with the, like a real ring thing. The jet from octopus who's back there. What I miss?
Starting point is 01:13:31 You missed literally all the nods the previous movies and him getting his watch and him saying it's your 20th watch, I believe. Yes. Oh, yeah. And here it is. I love it. I never had a problem with the invisible car. I did. I will say.
Starting point is 01:13:49 It's like, I don't have a problem with this. and because like you know you fucking watch the Avengers is that there's a fucking aircraft carrier that's a good effect that's a decent it's also sort of a nod to silly walks it totally is it totally is that's a brilliant observation yeah it works this is Pierce Brosnan's only Astid Martin oh wow tiny cameras how does it work tiny cameras this is one one step too far i love it no it's right just perfect it's the perfect perfect it is i don't i don't like that he uh destroys the manual i don't like that he does this no
Starting point is 01:14:36 that's fun i love it and he finally nobody likes to read the instructions that's relatable everybody's in now but people who love surfing are into bond now people who love madonna are into Bond now. Anyone who doesn't like reading instructions, they're now on board with Bond. She wrote that in prose as the most important Bond fiction. It was actually sort of, if you had read the first letter of each page, it put together
Starting point is 01:15:02 a secret message for Bond. I love you. Please don't break this. That has a name, doesn't it, when you do that? Yeah, probably. Forget what it is. Someone will say. But that was the first, he finally acknowledged
Starting point is 01:15:17 John Cleese as Q. He finally called him Q. Sad. And then we got, he got replaced. And she is by nobody and Ben Wischaw. Personal assistant. But she's a plant. Oh, publicist.
Starting point is 01:15:32 She's working for MI6, but as we'll see, that's not all there is to the story. I love the brain report she has on the next page. Did you see that? An outline of her brain. Yeah. Says here, your brain's pretty big. I've got a drawing of it, see. Rosamond Pike has a very impressive hairline where it's, I mean, it's really...
Starting point is 01:15:53 Oh, it could be her eyebrows. We don't know. Yes. Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm jealous. Me too. It's, I mean, in a very beautiful, alluring way, the best version of Teen Wolf.
Starting point is 01:16:06 Positively chrome magnin. Here we, now just that's cool to look at. Yeah, but why are we going around it like this? I didn't do that. Terran. Why did you speed brah? Terran, get off the remote, bro. I like blue ice.
Starting point is 01:16:24 Look, they got Epcot. They do. Yeah, and Sydney Opera. Come on. Sydney Ice House. It's cool. And this car can turn invisible. Everything right now is cool.
Starting point is 01:16:33 Like, I don't know. An ice palace? Come on. Ice hotels are still very hip. Yeah, I'm fine with that. I'd like to visit an ice hotel. It's... Oh, this guy.
Starting point is 01:16:44 Do you know what his name is, Taryn? In real life? No, a character name. No. Mr. Kill. Oh, cool. Anybody with the first syllable of their surname is Kill is got to be okay. Mr. Kill.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Kill him. That's cool. That's a rocket ski. I'm Mr. Villain. Mr. Kill. Yeah, what is that? It's cool. Technically.
Starting point is 01:17:08 A ski car? Yes. Ski rocket car. It's only from the Last Jedi. It's only there to go fast. That's all it does. It's a crate mono ski. It looks like something that would be hung up.
Starting point is 01:17:19 from the ceiling of the Museum of Science. This guy's amazing. I love this guy. I'm on board. I'm on board. He's like the son of the guy from View to a Kill. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:28 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hans Gruber was putting together a team. He's the one guy he didn't take. Oh, that's sad. So he went with Gustav Graves. But he lived. Yeah. Not for a long.
Starting point is 01:17:37 This is a great, this is a set that should be a set. This is a great set. Yeah, I like you walk in and you go, wow. Wow. This doesn't look like ice. It built it. I love it. Yeah, what is that jacket?
Starting point is 01:17:48 Why is it kind of blue? There's no reason for it to be blue. Well, ice is blue, right? No, guys, whatever. We're going to roll. I forget he never sleeps. That's so funny. Well, he's got that dream mask.
Starting point is 01:18:02 Come on. I like how somehow that's a side effect to DNA replacement. Yeah. We forgot the chromosome that makes you sleep. Look, as she is dressed like my stepmom. I'm very into it. Love the way your stepmom dresses. Look at a turtleneck guy back there.
Starting point is 01:18:23 Mr. Kill is clearly not a nice person. No. It's in the name. He'll hurt you. There it is. They made a special edition Thunderbird guys. A Diner the Day, 007 edition Thunderbird you could get.
Starting point is 01:18:36 What color is that? It's like rust. Coral. It's coral. Yeah. I should go? I know more about the Thunderbird than I want to. The problem is,
Starting point is 01:18:46 that the ice in this castle either looks plastic or plaster. Yeah, also like, he's his breath, you don't see his breath ever. If you need me, I'll be shopping in the Lane Bryant. Like, they just were like, let's just put fog machines on the floor. I think it'll look good and we'll put fire everywhere. It's great, great utmost. Liam Gallagher here is a caring. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:19:09 Things have not gone well in Oasis. Since he got kicked out. Mojito. Oh, we're getting old. He's too smarmy. He's just too... He just went cross-out. He just knows it.
Starting point is 01:19:26 He just knows it. This is the height of his smartly. I'm sorry. You put a man who looks like that in a tuxedo and ask him not to be smarmy? Impossible. Well, Craig did it. Connery did it. I think I would argue that Pierce Brasen is objectively the most handsome James Bond. Yeah, I wouldn't disagree with that.
Starting point is 01:19:42 Which is why he's so smarming. When you're the most handsome of the James Bond, how would you walk around? He's too pretty. Oh, I'm sorry. The Sith Lord's coming. This is crazy. This is crazy. It looks like riffraff.
Starting point is 01:19:56 He's looking for his chiber crystal. From a horror show. What is it? It's a bit of a time. It's a bit of a dream mask. When I need a fast nap and nothing. Let's do the DNA replacement again. Dope.
Starting point is 01:20:15 What is that called? Why can't I think of it? What? Rocky Horror Picture Show. Rocking Horror Picture Show. It's, visually this is just a great James Bond film. Also, they really do do kind of a homoerotic thing here, right? Like, are they suggesting these two?
Starting point is 01:20:29 What's going out with his face? Like, that smile is insane. It's amazing. It's insane. I love it. Do you think he's playing someone who doesn't know how to use his face? Yeah. But, like, aren't there, like, cuts and scars all over his face that weren't there previously?
Starting point is 01:20:44 I don't know. Well, that's the thing is that he interrupted his thing because it'll get rid of that scar, right? Sure. Sure, sure. This is the first time he's seeing those diamonds and he just goes, what happened to you? Like, I would be like, is this a choice? He's now a blonde alb. He's now a bald albino.
Starting point is 01:21:00 That's probably what happened to you. No, but he didn't know about the diamonds. Well, how to get word to him to go convert his face? How does, how is this guy so on board already now? I don't know. Come on. Space and Technology magazine. I am not a subscriber.
Starting point is 01:21:17 So let me ask you guys this. She's good. She's great. When you are a bond in your last Bond movie, and no, you may not know it's your last Bond movie, is it a mistake to have the villain significantly younger than you? Because it kind of ages you because we're about to see that with Bond 25. No. Rami Malik is going to be significantly younger than Daniel Craig.
Starting point is 01:21:37 It's going to make Daniel Craig look all that much older. Oh, are you kidding me? I think it would have been great if Sean Connery had like a genius kid to go up against, like Clint Howard and Star Trek. Yeah, he never did. You know what I mean? But Roger Moore did with Christopher Walken. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:51 Oh, I never, Christopher Rockin never really read as significantly younger to me. Well, I guess it's just also that Bond was so much older in that one, 57. I mean, part of, part of Bond's lore is always about antiquation, right? Like, is he too old school? Is it become that, I mean, almost immediately it felt like, certainly by Roger Moore, it was already like,
Starting point is 01:22:13 your ways of doing things are defunct. Right. And so, I don't know. It doesn't bother me. Only during Connery that your ways of doing things Are the way we do things. Are appropriate. Yes. Slap her again.
Starting point is 01:22:23 They might even be a little ahead of the time. Yeah. So they're making space popcorn? It looks like a jiffy. Jiffy pop. He's selling it as... He's selling it as a light. He's selling it as a big light.
Starting point is 01:22:42 Oh, this is the plot from Real Genius. Yeah. This is crazy. This is about... He's selling it as a light. He's selling it as a light. that fills up maybe three football fields. So it's a satellite that does the job of two lights dance.
Starting point is 01:23:00 Would this even really, why would you want, you need nighttime just as much as you need daytime? Well, look, in the darkest parts of the world, though, like talk about winter in Finland, you know? But it would melt all the ice. He's the reason for global warming. Maybe that is true. Maybe Icarus is just still up there.
Starting point is 01:23:17 Yeah. Aw, it's night again. wouldn't you want to keep it on for like an hour and a half just to show that like let's enjoy a daytime party even though it's night what if the original script had a cold open where moon junior was like he wanted his dad to see him like like read me read me a book to sleep and he wouldn't he's like dad don't turn off the light and because he was afraid of the dark yeah that's pretty great uh-huh This whole motivation. Save it for the draft when you need a new... When you need a new... His henchman was named Nightlight. Nightlight.
Starting point is 01:23:56 Glow worm. Glow worm. Nightlight. Come here. I like it. Glow worm, night light. Glow stick. It all goes back to our fathers. I like that for no reason that fence has ice sculpted into it.
Starting point is 01:24:10 That's a cool key. That's a cool key. I want that key. Look at that briefcase. They got that film. They shot this on film. Did they? I suppose this is like watching Predator.
Starting point is 01:24:25 Yes. Except not as enjoyable. This does have three lasers. This has the, I guess, yeah, sure, that's the Chekhov's gun. We set up his hand. So we need it cut off. You get Predator. You get 30 days of night.
Starting point is 01:24:46 You get every genre, genre, genre film. You get Hoth. You get Empire Strikes Back. That bow tie's a little big. I love it. This is so great. I don't think that boat ties too big. I like that he's got a little gray in the hair.
Starting point is 01:25:07 Did you see how he was smoking that cigarette between the ring and pinky and then switch it to the... Vlad. I mean, Vlad's just so good. That hair. Vlad rules. What does he want this for? He looks like a, like a caridine brother that got underbaked. He looks like a...
Starting point is 01:25:29 Oh shit, we took this one out too soon. We got any left? Just two. Who's, uh, who's Golm? Who's the actor? Andy Circus. Circus. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:39 Andy Circus. He looks like a circus. Oh, yeah. For that guy. By the way, I just, I just want to say what a, find it Pierce. Find that lighting. What a terrible, terrible weapon that the villain wants design for himself. You have to physically be in arm's reach of your opponent.
Starting point is 01:26:01 to shock them with your glove. You don't get it. I don't. Intruder alert. They're never going to find me. Oh, no. Miranda.
Starting point is 01:26:24 Good. Good. Cool. Yes. Her name's Frost. They're in ice. Don't you get it? He's frigid.
Starting point is 01:26:33 I think I'll give a shout out to the cinematography of this in this film. Like, it's lit well, right? No? No, it's not lit well because of the color correcting they do. Why is the lens so fucking fuzzy right now? That's post-production. Why is the lens so fuzzy? I'm talking about on set.
Starting point is 01:26:46 On the shot that you're looking at right now, why is it so out of focus? Because it's soft focus for their love. For her. Oh, is that what it is? It is. Seriously, I agree. They do that for all those type of things. Octopus is shot entirely in soft focus.
Starting point is 01:26:59 I think that's what I love about it. the whole movie. Well, that was in Mod Adams Contrax. The whole movie is a hot tub. That's good kissing. Well, I mean, look, if you got your hands on Pierce Brosden at his peak. I can't wait to watch Octopus. It would have been 10 years before this. I want to watch Octopus from a hot tub. Jenks. I think you can do it. Buy me a Coke.
Starting point is 01:27:20 They got a gun more her size. Yeah. What is she Batman? The silencer is insane, though. Yeah. She's in the Millennium Dolm. All right. All right, cool.
Starting point is 01:27:36 I got a laser sight on there. And then she just finds, who is it, Stephen Baldwin and Scott Kahnhoosphere? A biodrome. Polyshore. Polyshore and Stephen Baldwin. Pretty cool, right? I didn't wear a bra. I did.
Starting point is 01:27:51 A hair braw. Is she just like I have to distract him right now because he was close to beating us? Or like, what's her move here? Yeah, I forget. I buy that. I forget. I don't know that it's ever explicitly said. Keep him occupied. Occupational hazard. She does look like she's 17.
Starting point is 01:28:15 Yeah. It's like for your eyes only if he pursued the figure skater. Look at him acting, though. Yeah. You don't believe it? You don't believe he's in an ice swan? I stop. Stop laying under me, swan. Hey, it's a living. That's what the swan says. The camera.
Starting point is 01:28:38 you got a better idea I'm all wings I'm all beak look at this thing this is one of the worst props in bond Does he surprise her or is he literally needing it You get a little lawnmower man You get a little bit of everything
Starting point is 01:28:53 Pull the trigger Pull the trigger That is crazy That's a crazy effect That did not age well The outfit worked That Emperor Palpatine's Electricity a little better
Starting point is 01:29:04 Now young jinx You will die Be careful life. Take it like a bullet type. She looks like she's in high school. Rose and Pike nailed it. She is very young. But she nailed it.
Starting point is 01:29:15 She did everything right. She's great. She's great. She's 50 in this. She has Benjamin Button disease. She plays older than she is. Yeah. Because she's kind of such a good actor.
Starting point is 01:29:25 Yes. Kind of, not kind of. Definitely. Yeah. That's a cool looking villain. Yeah. But like what is he, what else is he got going on for? This is the worst.
Starting point is 01:29:35 What more do you need? Yeah. That's stupid. That's stupid. What am I watching? That's like bad trailer stuff. That's crazy. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:29:47 That's literally like a filter on Snapchat. Yeah, I know. I know. This whole movie is a Snapchat movie. Oh my God. Did he just put that on her breast? Not cool. That was weird.
Starting point is 01:30:01 She's 23 at this. Rosamund Pike. Wow. How old's Brosnan in this? I was distracted by Rosam Pike with the bangs, which I apparently enjoy. Pierce Brosnan in this film. Let's see. Yep.
Starting point is 01:30:27 Cool. Cool. Gadgett. Like, you couldn't ask for more gadgets. It's a good gadget. You shouldn't. You shouldn't ask for more gadgets. That may be the problem.
Starting point is 01:30:38 This looks like a Joel Schumacher set. Yeah. This is where this movie becomes a Joel Schuberg. He is 49. 49 in this. God bless. God, I should look that good at 46. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:53 Throwback. Great car placement. You know, this is back when Ford owned Jaguar and Aston Martin. That's why we got a Thunderbird of Jaguar and Anaston Martin. Walk into a bar. Walk into a Bond.
Starting point is 01:31:06 Oh, a Volvo. I didn't notice that before. Walk into a Bond. Look at this. I've got an updated rib-breather. Doesn't need it. Got it from Quagon, Jan. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:15 there's always a big of fish there's always a rebreather little chilly yeah not for him though doesn't seem to have an issue at all dumps his rebreather that's how he looked that good when you're 49 do you think that he dumped it
Starting point is 01:31:33 because when he came up in this he didn't have it and they only thought of it later that's interesting well you mentioned that pop color the continuity kept with that it did it did or they just did one take of the whole scene carobina yeah yeah well kind of feels like it he knows that's that's jenks's clip she always uses the red clocking mountain climbing clip
Starting point is 01:31:59 it's trademark grunting i've set this on super slow oh this you mean why do mr kill oh boy too many lasers he accidentally hit the button Too many lasers. Oh, my God. It's like the disco setting on the machine that one programmer thought would be very funny to have. You get a little, also deadly. You get entrapment. That's what they're thinking is like, all I care about Bond 20 is we top entrapment.
Starting point is 01:32:33 We can't have, we can't have Sean Connery outdoing us still. Yeah. In the laser game. Yeah, really. I mean, Mr. Kill with the lasers in the tech room. I'm going to be half the girl I used to be. be he gets in the crane on she gets that factory i yeah i mean what is that room for laser cutting what scaffolding no lasers for diamonds no for ice oh even cooler oh so like it's got a pre-programmed in it swan
Starting point is 01:33:08 so you can make more swan beds it's like a c and c machine pretty gruesome death for a bond movie but it could have just killed bond it's a pretty gruesome death for a bond movie yeah wow cool His breath was on fire He got little mouthy Got any other bright ideas Um We're on the same side She blew her cover right then
Starting point is 01:33:48 Hello You never want a secret agent saying hello Hello Hello I'm a secret agent The expensive acne I understand subtlety Good sweater
Starting point is 01:34:14 I'm piecing it together I like that sweater Yeah. That's a very Irish sweater. Yeah. Kiel's going to give him a hand. That's very funny. Oh, I forgot about this.
Starting point is 01:34:25 This is gruesome. I like also, by the way, that she seems to start it at his elbow. Yeah. And then she just throws a hand away. Do you get to, oh, they didn't really show it. Someone's going to find that hand later. Or it gets taken by one of the ice rats. They have a full ecosystem here.
Starting point is 01:34:44 There could be an ice rat. This is very Ken Adams. That's a great, great layer. Hi. Hello. Secret agent calling. Maybe you heard of me. My watch shoots laces.
Starting point is 01:35:04 Are you sweeping? How'd you like to sleep forever? Pugh, phew. To get a little script critical, structure critical, the reveal of this is never great. We know about it way before. for it's pretty obvious as soon as Zau's getting his thing. And then
Starting point is 01:35:24 Bond figuring it out is not a big realization. It's just kind of like right. I wish that a bad version to reference Harry Potter is like the flick of the tongue. You know what I mean? When Matt I Moody's
Starting point is 01:35:40 the reveal, the little subtle character tick, I wish that was kept secret a little bit more. He just casually mentions it when he and Zauer reunited. You almost don't even need that scene. That's true. Right.
Starting point is 01:35:53 Right. You just sort of, if Zau just showed up, it would be more interesting. Yeah. Yeah. I agree, but I disagree. Okay. That, uh, because I think Michael G. Wilson probably was like, how, we should tell them. Where's his cameo in this one?
Starting point is 01:36:10 I forget. I think it was in the sword fencing. Oh. And I thought it was, unless there was another older man or looked like him. But this is, this is a good, a good. reveal. Yeah, it's a good. What? What? Yeah. Oh, so good. We have the same gun. And I took your bullets. But I love you. Yeah, good look. Now that I have this British nose. Right on the old nose. Just like my upper lip is not. He would know it wasn't loaded. It would be so much lighter. She put lead in it. Oh. Okay. She put ice bullets in it. I do like how quick bond was going to be to just blow her head off.
Starting point is 01:36:51 Mm-hmm. He's had enough of them. The pants and boots, I was going to say, he's very, like, weighted. Yeah. That's my favorite. That's my favorite Shrek character. Pants and boots. Pants and boots.
Starting point is 01:37:03 Pants and boots. Even her sex. Have you had it? Try some of her sex. Coldest weapon of all. Her brain's good, too. I even sent a drawing to M. Bam.
Starting point is 01:37:20 So this woman with knives. She looks so confused and locked. Walking around a hotel with knives on her belt. She's just looking and yelling James. Is James around? Look at that guy. Yeah. Hello.
Starting point is 01:37:35 Here if you need me, boss. I don't know how to do anything you need. I can't find the door. Can I set this gun down? It's pretty heavy. Huge. Huge. Not the ring, though.
Starting point is 01:37:50 She didn't know about that. She's not a double O. Sparkling personality. I like a little bit of a reach. Well, punchline. See, he gives it back. This film goes crazy with the one-liners when they're in the plane. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:38:07 That's cool. Because it was set up for us. That's cool. In a way that's fun. Whoa. I like it in just the stereo extremes. Yeah. Look at his run.
Starting point is 01:38:20 Come on. He thinks he's Terminator. Kill him quietly, too. There's so much press there, you know. His run is horrible. Well, I don't agree. I think when he's running at the camera, it's not great. You're right.
Starting point is 01:38:31 I don't mind it. It's like he's doing work out. I don't mind a little exertion. I forgot that he does this. This is fun. That's not him. Nope. It's not even another human.
Starting point is 01:38:45 The old cowboy switch. The old cowboy switch. A different race, gender, and time. He's going for the rocket car. I like it. We've got it. I like it. God, this is where it all goes wrong.
Starting point is 01:38:58 He leads with his elbows when he runs. Oh, shit. Matt, I've completely forgot about this part of the movie. Why did we speed ramp to that? No matter. I'll just use the sun to kill him. Is he, his character has changed? Is it because he's tired?
Starting point is 01:39:17 Why does it? Yeah, I think so. Is it because he's let down the character of Gustav Graves and he's just playing. He's playing Mao now. Moon Jr. Not Mao. Moon Unit Jr. Hi guys, guess what?
Starting point is 01:39:32 I love this. This is the scale. It's the gold finger laser moment. Yeah. On a bigger scale. Did they need, did that need diamonds? Grander scale. Yeah, probably.
Starting point is 01:39:45 That's probably why I became a diamond. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, that looks cool. But it's all going to be undone. This does not look cool. By the way, this is the fire. This is what they're talking. This is the.
Starting point is 01:39:56 Oh, yeah. from the beginning. It's a perfect movie. Perfect movie. That's what we were waiting for. It's officially a perfect movie. He's hurt driving. He's doing his hurt acting while driving. He's doing his hurt acting while driving.
Starting point is 01:40:20 He, boss. He beats your time. Boss. Half time. Have time. Read the room, buddy. Yeah, really. Hey, a bond. Turn.
Starting point is 01:40:31 this thing doesn't have steering i forgot this is great it just goes in a straight line no it's not great you're gonna see this is so why why wouldn't why wouldn't the thing burn that grappling hook um somebody doesn't understand sun lasers i guess i don't oh my god what is this just wait just wait for the fucking kite surfing it's gonna be great more surfing you like surfing earlier this is great this is how will you like it now possible, right, with the helicopters and the... This is great. Everything's working.
Starting point is 01:41:09 Everything except... Where's the sunlight? This movie. Yeah, why did they decide... He decided to stop it right when it got to bond. What's it doing there? It would just launch that cliff off. I guess it's gonna...
Starting point is 01:41:24 Well, it's gonna melt it, you know? Look at this. He's just trying to figure out how to get away. Don't mind it. Don't know what it means, but... I can't go left-see-rights with this glove yet. yet. Sea levels,
Starting point is 01:41:42 great. Moon, sea levels. Great. Yep. Yep. Nope. Yep. Nope.
Starting point is 01:41:49 Yep. Yep. Global warming. It's topical. It's, they've done it. They've done it again. That's back when you could joke about that kind of.
Starting point is 01:42:04 We all stand like this now. Yes. Cool. Oh, God. No. No. Cool. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:42:15 It's crazy. Oh, my God. It looks like the mirror on a boys room. Oh, it's so good. It's so good. Oh, God. That's old school. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:42:30 I love it. Oh, my God. Oh, a ramp. The worst part doesn't even happen yet. This is so great. It's this one shot. Oh, God, right here. Oh, God, he's too close to me.
Starting point is 01:42:41 Oh, and then it's purely practical. Awesome. You're right. It is awesome. It is awesome. And we're back on a set. Yeah. Did he leave Pinewood at all?
Starting point is 01:42:57 No. He's been in there for years, locked up. Nice kick. Good face kick. Miranda exclaims. And Anna begins. He did you. Counting Crow's reference for you.
Starting point is 01:43:12 It begins to change her alliance. What is this conversation? Hey, look, that's Mitchell on the right. From Kwanisolas. Was it? Give me my phone. I got to check it. Look just like him.
Starting point is 01:43:33 This is a big, big fine. That's a gloft. This is a gloft if I ever heard one. Gorley's lookout for this. First one of the movie. Not to be confused with an electrical gloved. That's right. The least practical weapon.
Starting point is 01:43:51 been sued will be victorious what victory you're looking for i yeah doesn't track like ultimately it seems like he's doing a good thing where he wants to destroy all the minds yeah speaking of solace did you guys watch chernoble yeah it's it's next on my docket because everybody says that it's wonderful so good and the guy who plays the kind of the the bad guy in the reactor plant is guy haines in quantum of solace uh okay Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that him? Let's see.
Starting point is 01:44:32 Let's see. Come on. Come on. Come on. Be him. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. So cool.
Starting point is 01:44:42 He's, he, well, remember Mitchell is also in Casino Royale. I don't remember. He's the guy that Bond shoots right in the head in Venice. He walks right up to him. He's in Die Another Day. That's him. He's a stuntman. Gloff.
Starting point is 01:44:58 Mitchell is all over the place. He's the new Shane Rimmer, guys. Tell your friends. All right. Finally, clear instructions. Love Out has a digital map of the ice hotel. So good. Mitchell's the through line here.
Starting point is 01:45:16 He was in quantum all the way back then. He should have known. Whoops. They're totally going to see that. Shoot. Wait a minute. If Mitchell is working for the bad guys in Casino Royale, I don't know. I'm just having my own thing.
Starting point is 01:45:29 I love it. Please. Save it for the fantasy draft. Okay. Are you saying he goes from bad guy to bad guy? It's a bad guy. He's a career henchman. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:41 This is cool. Yeah, except when it's not cool. You point that out right now. There is a shot, overhead shot of the criss-crossing tracks in the ice that is awesome. This is so car commercial. This is so speed rampy. It's out of control, this whole race. Oh, but it's also.
Starting point is 01:46:02 The making of this sequence is interesting to watch, which you can do on your Blurray. Where's the shot I'm talking about? There's a shot I love. It'd be funny if Jinks didn't know what to do, so she just started trying to breathe hot air onto the door. Time. To melt it. And they just keep cutting back to her, and she's just made a millimeter of progress. these uh both cars both of these cars were on display at the uh peterson otto museum for a long time and i saw them in
Starting point is 01:46:38 washington dc at the spy thing you know the spy thing very familiar i mean she's just trying she's using an ice sculpture to break some ice upper body strength it's a pretty big plane oh big old jet oh my god i forgot how much of the end of this movie happens on this plane i know that's when it gets really bad. Oh my God. I love this full complement of missiles he has. The arsenal of both of these vehicles is wonderful. Yeah. It is too much. An ejector seat tops this back over. This is ridiculous. This is... I like it. No. Yes. I like that. Yes. I like that. I remember seeing that blue my... I cheered for that. That's just an American. That was such a great move. It's British. Yeah. Now these, yes.
Starting point is 01:47:35 I love his full compliments of bullshit. Guys. Those look cool. I need a big logo right here. In terms of Bond Spectacle, I don't know which movie has more of this kind of thing. I mean, this is as over the top as it got. Yeah. It's the most CG it ever got.
Starting point is 01:47:56 Moon-raker-y sort of... This is a shot. The overhead, I think. Yeah, I love that. That was not as amazing. as I remember, though. Pretty brief. Maybe I'm thinking of something else.
Starting point is 01:48:12 Made quite an impact, though. Gustav Graves on the bed spread. Imagine if that was solid ice, that table. It's an ice conga drum. It'd be so heavy. They fly away. Yes. Dang.
Starting point is 01:48:28 Dang. I love that the wipers are on because of Aston Martin, they're automatic. It's a good day to be on set. I do love the ice spikes that come out of the tires. that's where she's trying to just she's just mad at that sign she just hates it at least she's feeling cold
Starting point is 01:48:52 yeah that's true she probably doesn't have the breathing control the bond does we know that no one does so it's all hollow ice yeah I guess I gotta be honest with you Zau's an idiot for having a convertible yeah
Starting point is 01:49:20 this is actually the original ending of Titanic and Superman they got revenge on the iceberg Yeah. Rose spent her life building a satellite to melt the iceberg. This is for you, Jack. You guys were having some fun. Oh, shit. He's not going to know what didn't hit him. What? Where's the engine?
Starting point is 01:50:10 Are you John Wayne asking about Native Americans? Where's the engine? I saw I'm coming. in here. It's the knife boot. It's the knife boot on a bigger scale. That's right. It's so good.
Starting point is 01:50:27 It's a really important movie. I don't need traction anymore. I'm no longer on ice. I can't believe this hasn't gone into the Library of Congress. We can only take one James Bond movie. It's this one. Have they gotten to this on a good kill right here? Yes.
Starting point is 01:50:43 Good kill. Yes. And then the blood fountain. Yes. He gets killed behind the chandeliers. And it comes out in front of the... Milky blood. Yeah, because he got him in the dick.
Starting point is 01:50:57 That's dick blood. Milky, milky, dick blood. Why is there a museum in their airplane? Why is there curtains for the wind? It's also like, it's a museum built entirely to Korean culture that... He clearly has the Gustav Graves diamond logo, giantly emblazoned in there. Yeah. That's a tell.
Starting point is 01:51:21 It's very strange. Oh, man, I forgot that the agitator once again comes into play. Oh, so good. A double-use gadget? How often has that happened? Yeah, look. She's in the knot seat ejector seat. Double-use gadget.
Starting point is 01:51:45 Oh, I love it. Oh, Brooklyn headlights. Don't need this slow motion. Oh, that was interesting. It's very silly. Just do it. Yeah. Take her into the hot spring.
Starting point is 01:52:01 Drowner again. He's getting flashbacks right now of Vesper. Yeah. Because this is the same James Bond, obviously. He's been through all of it. Oh, wait. Has he not been through it yet? No. It's not the same James Bond.
Starting point is 01:52:18 Look, the timeline goes, Casino Royale, the rest of them then Skyfall. Yep. No, no. Taron agrees. Yes. Hallibary also agrees. Yes. No.
Starting point is 01:52:34 I had a shit. I like that. I like that. Oh, I don't know if that's appropriate. She's already back alive. You don't need to keep giving her air. Oh, right. It goes some,
Starting point is 01:52:46 we're going to the U.S. Command bunker. Wait. In South Korea. They have to go from Iceland. This is a Korean bunker. Well, that's the whole thing. They're a North Korean army.
Starting point is 01:52:56 They're going to destroy the right? The suits were delivered. He's going back to his father. He's going to usurp. his father. He's going to have the most powerful weapon in the world. But Bond and Jinks got there? Wouldn't they have already landed in North Korea? Yeah, maybe he like wanted to spend the day at his favorite chicken place. Buzzing people. Flaming people.
Starting point is 01:53:16 Flam on. The way the world works is that Greenland connects all the other countries. That's right. And that's why they named it Greenland. Yeah, they just go over. Yeah. Instead of around. Oh boy. This is the worst design command center of a Bond movie. Look at him. Look at his shirt is a mess. Do you think he said, like, I'll be in it, but I only wear my reservoir dog's costume. That's in every movie.
Starting point is 01:53:42 Because I haven't taken it off since. You know, I cut a guy's ear off. I also need a lot of interior pockets for tiny bottles of liquor. That's right. I don't do lines sober, just so you know. I only drink when I drink. He's still using, like, the 90s gel with a G in a big tub for his hair. Part of my contract writer is I got to have a five-gallon container of debt.
Starting point is 01:54:08 I use electric blue. There's a little forehold. I want Joe Osborne on the radio at all times. Because I'm still wondering what would happen if God was one of us. And I'm not saying he's not. I just don't know. I just am not sure if I'm not him. That's right.
Starting point is 01:54:27 You can't prove a negative. So call me Lord. Lord Madsen. no one will work with me anymore. This is the last major film I did. Not even Virginia. Twerentino had me back, but then he thought better of it. Has,
Starting point is 01:54:45 has, like, contract negotiations and speculative franchise planning ever worked? Like, ever worked when they're like, before this movie's out, we're already going to sign them to the next film? Has that ever been successful? Well, it wasn't Downey signed to, like, three when he signed the contract? I guess that counts, right? No, but he was already doing Iron Man, right? No, no, but I mean, like, when he signed the Iron Man contract. But here's the thing is that they didn't announce or go into development.
Starting point is 01:55:11 But you're talking about spin-offs. Maybe that's a good. Yes, I am. Spinoff's a different thing. Well, it's like those long- The bad version is the monster movie, the Universal try to launch. Oh, yeah. Like that.
Starting point is 01:55:22 The extended Monster, Universal Monsters universe with Russell Pro and Cruz. Why did they need those? It is, I think that is what I mean, a spin-off from a franchise. Yeah, pre-negotiated. There's got to be something. Something that works. You know, it's funny, too, because, like, that was Terrence Howard's deal with Ironman was that he would then do War Machine.
Starting point is 01:55:42 Right. Oh. But he pissed everybody off. And then he was like, well, I need more money now that you guys made this much money. And they were like, okay, see ya. We got Don Cheetle waiting in the world. Bye. I bet the new Avengers, like all that Scarlet Witch and everybody had to sign
Starting point is 01:55:56 spin-off deals, Black Widow probably at some point. Oh, for sure. Get right some free Disney tickets into there. Cool. Oh my God. He just melted us. There he is. I tried to tell you, I've seen Armageddon.
Starting point is 01:56:17 He just melted our, there was our most fireproof missile yet. It's made of ice. It's also like a commentary on like Reagan era America and Star Wars and all that. This is a commentary? You think they're doing social commentary? I know they are. Madsen is clearly George W. Bush. Yes.
Starting point is 01:56:40 Just like Billy Bob Thornton in Love Actually. Yes. And Armageddon. Just take the shot, dumb, dumb, take the bloody shot. Oh, no, I could... A car, car! Game on!
Starting point is 01:56:59 Shit. Did you bring your clippers? That's going to take a while. Me too. I'm going to breathe on it. How many do you need? Five, six? How big should the hole be?
Starting point is 01:57:08 Gosh, if only we had a little. watch laser right now. No. What do you mean no? You can't... They clearly look at him run. You can't clearly... You're telling me that's a bad run.
Starting point is 01:57:20 You're telling me that's a bad cinema run. It's good. He's got symmetrical arms. That was a great run. They are perfectly parallel to each other. We can't all be Robert Patrick running after Arnold's trying to be. Okay, we can't.
Starting point is 01:57:35 It's not going to work if we all tried that run. look it it's me holding of my hat isn't that funny isn't that funny god this is great this is awesome that looks like Robicop and Wally had a baby Mustang Sally
Starting point is 01:57:55 oh Ferrari yeah it's okay different horse different horse sorry I didn't know pretty cool right hello Oh, no, he's going to be real mad when he finds out his son's still alive. I have turned out that the one in the wheelchair would be the future king. Hi, Daddy.
Starting point is 01:58:30 That's so funny. What is going on now? He's looking at him like, oh, that is my son. No. Well, the eyes, you know, anyone can tell. Yeah, those blue eyes that he never had. you didn't like the way I would beat up all of our friends in that bag or I had to hide those hovercrafts from you all the time
Starting point is 01:58:56 oh look at the pain in his face wait you know that exact quote you must be him it is a really funny looking suit oh god it's like got steady cam arm elbows even at the time it looks like Rupert Graves or what's his name is embarrassed. It looks like a joke gadget from a Bill and Ted film. Yeah. It looks like, this is a future massage suit. Right. I did not see on Halliberry's left hip. She has fan, she has her throwing knives fully fanned out. Oh my God. And why does, um,
Starting point is 01:59:33 Brosnan has a fur collar and she doesn't. Well, I mean, someone like, some people like form of her function. Yeah. That face is not your face. You are bronze? Your brain is my son's brain. Is this a brain transplant? What if it was a brain transplant movie? I'd be more into it. Yeah, that's fun.
Starting point is 02:00:03 Like Robocop 2. Freaky Friday. Bon, Freaky Friday. I don't remember Robocop 2. Is it a brain transplant thing? Well, it's just like, you know, when they put cane, the... It was directed by Erfine Kersh. Irvin.
Starting point is 02:00:16 I like to get in in the second of every franchise. I went and saw a Q&A with him at Arklight for Empire. It was one of the most splendid evenings I've ever spent. Are you going to eat your popping corn? This is a serious. And look, and he activates. That's what I like about this, about this weapon is that it gets activated. Well, so does the Golden Eye Tadlet.
Starting point is 02:00:39 Come on. I love Golden Eye too. I'm pro-Brosnin. Well, and if you look at Tomorrow Ever Dies, the big weapon there, obviously, is broadcast rights. And throughout the movie, he's a lot of the movie. broadcasting. So, he's really using his weapon of information. Okay.
Starting point is 02:00:56 I mean, I remember that Michelle Yao motorcycle sequences as being pretty incredible, right? Social media has never been used in a Bond film, has it? Not yet. Oh, no. But I've rewritten the newest one. This mask is a mistake. Yeah, it looks like a dentist. This is the worst part of Die Another Day.
Starting point is 02:01:12 Well, it looks like he's making a clock. It does. Yeah. Don't move. Like, it would only be cool in a Guy Ritchie film and it's, like some weird knife throw villain henchman who's like are you looking for something right she should pick up her knife from that guy's throat are you looking for guns yeah i got guns i've got a whole crate of them right here shut up don't tell him sorry hang on i can't read
Starting point is 02:01:43 the serial number yet let me put these down they call me blinky you know why why i like pacman they call me stinky you know Why? Why? I just wet myself. Daddy don't. Look at Vlad. He panicked.
Starting point is 02:02:03 I love Vlad. Vlad? Vlad is the unsung hero of this film. All right. Just give me a minute. Yep. May I want to stand back. It's going to be a bad one.
Starting point is 02:02:13 I recommend you. Don't also use the bathroom. I'm going to go fuel the plane for a couple of hours. I don't know why I have a southern accent. All pilots do? She is just. like otherworldly stunning. I love that she puts a seabelt on.
Starting point is 02:02:29 Safety first. Safety first. Unless we're in a helicopter falling out of a plan. I mean, look, his father has a point. You don't want to cause a war that you maybe can't win. He was killed by that guy hanging from the bell. And turned into a statue. Oh, it's so bad.
Starting point is 02:02:56 The force goes. It's so bad. Yeah. Yes, hug mode worked. It worked. I finally got the hug for my father. If we did that cold open where he was in the dark and he's like, didn't hug him goodbye, didn't it?
Starting point is 02:03:13 And he goes, lights out, daddy. I'm telling you. Why did he shoot him when they have that weapon? Actually, that's what the question those two double-hook each other. Yeah. What? This is not a good use of resource. Talk about overkill.
Starting point is 02:03:28 This is a waste of a time. That's a good bond pun. He has a hole in him going. out. By the way, where's Mr. Kill? I've got your medal. Whoopsie. Daddy always said I wasn't made from the same medal. No! Come back, Vlad! He's probably fine, right? Yeah. Not bad. Who thought it would be a good idea to put all this glass in here? I mean, really, that would sort of, I think it would pin them back. Yes. Against the... Yes. The... Yes. The,
Starting point is 02:04:19 back wall. It's taking in so much air, like right there. Yep. Yum, yum, yum. What are all these papers from? His meticulous files. He actually got a copy of Vyasted Martin's manual. He's writing a screenplay.
Starting point is 02:04:40 My only copy, handwritten. This is where my dad hugged me. It's about a boy who never sleeps. It's his live journal. You caught me while I was dressing sexy. Right in the middle of my sexy dress session. I was doing flapper bikini sword class. Two Madonna songs.
Starting point is 02:05:09 Oh, no, if he hits this thing, it's all over for James. That's crazy. Oh, he cares. That's what that tells me is he cares. Take after take after take for caring. That's cool. Nice. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 02:05:32 She's going to turn the point. playing into the beam. Yeah. That's fun. Lee Tamerai. Great shot. Way to get that shot for some reason. I don't like what shots are overly.
Starting point is 02:05:45 Nice polish on the blade. Pused. Yeah. Smudge free. This is cool. What am I watching? I feel like they should be leaving. What should I do?
Starting point is 02:05:57 Yeah. If the ceiling dust is falling wherever you are. That's cool. That is cool. What am I supposed to be reacting to? My wig. Oh. Thank God they mounted the head of Colonel Moon.
Starting point is 02:06:21 Yeah. So perfectly. They fused it. It's part of the actual fuselage. Oh, those are leather, too. Yeah. I thought they were sad. Dang.
Starting point is 02:06:34 And it's just one? She gets a, if I remember correctly, she gets killed by the art of war. Yeah. Cool. If she, if she, if she, if she, if she picked. up her other one, she'd have a third blade to throw. Yeah. Shoulders out, ladies.
Starting point is 02:06:57 Thank God they happened to fight in the sword room. Yes. Right behind the cockpit. Ow. No fair. I completely, oh yeah, he gets shredded, right? Essentially. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:07:18 I love him going in for like he's trying to fistfight him. Ugh, this, you don't need this. Speed ramping is unnecessary. That cut was silly. Yeah. Everybody just seems tired. A lot of kicking happening here. They probably shot this last.
Starting point is 02:07:38 I will say in this secret, like Bond doesn't feel super as heroic in this sequence. No. He sure doesn't. I get... Father, please! Wee! Good flip. Nice flip.
Starting point is 02:07:57 Turn to that. Second one, not really necessary. Yeah. I can read your every move, she says. Boom. Did you see that one? Oh, it's like a... Read this.
Starting point is 02:08:06 Doesn't you... Oh, I'm sad. Unnecessary. Why is her nose bleeding? How does death work? God, Brosnake, come on. You're saying he's underacting now? His sex face and his electrocution face are the same.
Starting point is 02:08:25 Lower teeth out. Yours should be too, pal. Otherwise, you're doing it rough. I just have sex with batteries. I forgot they got to have this calm moment while they flew past a beam that blew up the ground. This could, this could be highly ranked for least favorite Bond outfit. Yeah. Especially for the finale, you know.
Starting point is 02:08:50 It's decidedly unbondy. Oh yeah, that's very true. Cammo jumper. I'm just like, not feeling. It's a villain outfit, too. Villain is just so silly, but. I love it. Is he about to be on it?
Starting point is 02:09:02 Securing his crotch with the parachute. I've used parachutes many times in this movie already. I know how they work. No. I wasn't pretty. I wasn't going out that way. I was going up above. I was going upstairs.
Starting point is 02:09:24 I have to go before the edge ends. Why would you do this to me? Bye Z's. Time to face gravity. That's not even a punch. That's not a thing. That's not a thing. It's not a thing.
Starting point is 02:09:37 Maybe time to face the gravity of what you're doing might work. Yeah. I better light up. Nice thing in the script. Picked a bad day to quit smoker. Looks like you've got to jet. Fuf, my gel's even gone.
Starting point is 02:09:54 Do I have dandruff? Don't worry. It's a candy cigarette. It's caramel now. That's what happens when you burn sugar. Oh, it makes me sad. I know. She should have lived.
Starting point is 02:10:08 No, I loved her. I thought she was very good at being broke her heart. It's just one liner after one longer, though. I don't mind it. Looks like we're going down together. I think I broke her heart. Time to face gravity. Not yet.
Starting point is 02:10:22 God, restrain yourself. Get the back open. See, that's one. That's another one. They had plenty of time to step down those stairs. Yeah. Get the back open for my butt. Oh, he's got to know.
Starting point is 02:10:41 You've got to throw the third switch up in the second. Switch down. Yep, third switch up. That's crazy. Look, I think when a plane is falling apart in the sky, the logical thing is to take a helicopter. Yeah. That is sort of the cornerstone of a big budget summer film is like, how many fancy cars can you just needlessly destroy? Yeah. Oh, they are buckling up. That's nice.
Starting point is 02:11:17 Yeah. I am curious to know if this is possible. I'm sure it's not. To cold start a helicopter in the sky? Yeah. I think it is. If an engine cuts. Seriously?
Starting point is 02:11:30 If an engine cuts, I believe it is. But again, I'm not a pilot. Yet. Anybody out there know that? Bill Burr, where you at? Bill Burr, you fly helicopters now. Oh, shit. We're out of gas.
Starting point is 02:11:55 Why didn't we just use the 900 parachutes that were probably around? I don't know. More one-liners. This seemed like a better way to go. Okay. She's always about the money, this jinks. I'd like to see the script and see how many times come on is written. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:12:27 Nice. Yeah. Great. That's fun. Ferrari's nose down is pretty fun. Is that guy have a shovel because he's already trying to dig it out? Free Ferrari. Going down together.
Starting point is 02:12:46 Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. This is the first bond film to end with a 69. Yeah. Except for Honor Majesty's Secret Service. Which ended in 69, not with a 69.
Starting point is 02:13:03 Oh, I forgot about this little button. File closed. Board clacking. Frost. I love the CD ROMs they were making for four years. So good. We have four years of files that are. just its CD-ROMs.
Starting point is 02:13:25 Great tie. Doesn't really match his suit, but I like it. Brits use too much real estate for light switches and outlet plugs. I agree with that statement also. It is a little, it's so clunky when you get over there and you're like, wait, this is how you plug in a ceiling fan? Wait, I suppose you wouldn't plug in a ceiling fan, but you know what I mean? Is it over-engineered?
Starting point is 02:13:54 Their voltage is different, too. Do you think that the, that the broccoli's and everybody were like, this will be a big moment that James and Money Penny finally. They should have put this in the trailer. I would have been way on board with seeing this. Look at those blinds. It's a huge one because it's the only one we watch silently. I know.
Starting point is 02:14:24 We were really in rapture. What is he fixing? That's fine. I like that he's totally like. Cool. So wait. So that's a program that exists in there? It's rather hard, isn't it?
Starting point is 02:14:41 I think she may be reprogram. it a little bit, you know. I think Moneypenny's got skills we don't really see. Hold on a second. Awesome. Unnecessary but fun. You know, I say keep it. Sure. What do you got to lose? The post credit scene for me would have been Cleese waking up from that same exact thing.
Starting point is 02:15:00 Or no. Cleese, that was Cleese's. That was just that. He's not involved. Yeah. This music's good. I know of a hut we can stay. I'll just fly over to it.
Starting point is 02:15:14 No, they use the diamonds to buy. buy a prefab hut. They just keep commuting in the helicopter. This is the worst. Don't pull out. You see, it's a perfect fit. They're all the same exact size. We went through this. They would make such a handsome baby. Jeez. That's got to be so uncomfortable.
Starting point is 02:15:40 Yeah. To be sleeping on diamonds? Yeah. Yeah. Probably. I do like that they let him go gray a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. The last time we see him in this role.
Starting point is 02:15:58 I still don't really get her thing. No one does. I think we're supposed to get a lot of it, I think, in the Jinks movie. Yeah, right. Chuklin. His last line, as James Bond is especially when I'm bad. And it also doesn't say James Bond will return. Really?
Starting point is 02:16:21 Not at the end? I don't know. Nothing in the credits. It should say it right there. Colin Salmon. Taryn, how did this hold up for you? Better than I thought it was going to. Really?
Starting point is 02:16:30 Yes. Yeah. Wow. I walked in here thinking, oh, I'm really going to be put in my place and I'm going to be embarrassed for it. But I'm like, the plane scene is a, and that's actually a kind of common complaint I have for a lot of Bonn films is that I feel the bigger set pieces are placed in the center of the film. And then the de de mouin always tends to be a little more intimate. And I don't know that I love that. Interesting. But aside from that, the plain sequence of it all and the, the lunacy. As soon as power glove armor comes in, like that's definitely a dip, but it's also happening concurrently with ICE car chase, and I just
Starting point is 02:17:11 stand by it. I stand by a car chase. So you say this, the song to this movie's in your top ten, would you think this movie's in your top ten James Bond movies? No. Okay, that's... But it's your favorite Brosman. No. Oh, what is your favorite? Goldenye. But this is two. It probably goes,
Starting point is 02:17:27 Gold Nye, this, Tomorrow Never Dies, World is not enough. I'm close. I'd go golden eye. This world is not enough tomorrow never dies. I mean, I think you're just saying that to be in character right now, Matt. Probably. It's not. It's great. It's a great movie. Tomorrow Never Dies. No, it's not. Well, look, we have the whole set right here. We're still set up for it. Here comes another commentary.
Starting point is 02:17:48 One more time. Keep it going. We're doing all 24 films today. Yeah. Matt, how did it fare on your rewatch? Fun to watch it with you guys. Yeah, you may, I will say this. You made it feel good. Oh, good.
Starting point is 02:18:03 Oh, that's nice. They're glad. It was certainly, I think, oh, God, I think had Matt and I had to slog through this ourselves. Yeah. I don't think it would have been nearly as entertaining, Karen. Okay. So I think you were a welcome addition to the movie that already has too much stuff. But I think all of my problems with the movie still exist.
Starting point is 02:18:18 Mm-hmm. But there are like four or five things in there, I think, are really enjoyably cool. But they're not enough to get me past that Gustav Graves character. Oh, it's the character. It's the whole character you don't like. It's the character in the setting. I don't love the Isotel because I don't think they did a good job with it. I am pro Ice Hotel.
Starting point is 02:18:40 I have no problem with an old Golden Age Hollywood set. I don't mind a set looking like a set if it's grand. Not in this movie, I don't. I agree. I mean, listen. Wasn't grand enough for me. It is. The main titles provided by Specter, Johnny Frankl for Specter.
Starting point is 02:19:00 Spector is doing all those deep picks now. I'll say the movie kind of didn't get worse or better for me. It is as I remembered it. I enjoy watching it because it's a bonkers ride. But I can't say it's great. But I think it's going to get better with time like Vue to a Kill does because it's going to age so awkwardly. It's going to be a really entertaining watch. I would say its biggest flaw is that it is in a very surface shallow way trying to be progressive and is actually.
Starting point is 02:19:29 Yeah. in those attempts sort of more dated and offensive than anything. The brazen years really suffer from that. Your villain is literally whitewashed. You're whitewashing like in the most physical, literal way. Right. And I think that Rosamond and Madonna save it from being fully misogynistic. Dirty Vegas remix.
Starting point is 02:19:52 Dirty Vegas. That's why we're listening to you right now. Yeah. The Dirty Vegas Reef-So. Now it should say James Bond will return. otherwise. It just says we don't know? It just says guys comma, we don't know.
Starting point is 02:20:05 It says we may have fucked it up this time. So we'll understand if you don't. We'll be back with someone. Yeah. That's what the movie studio is saying. Speaking of we'll be back, we will be back. Yeah. Taryn, anything that you need to say to the people?
Starting point is 02:20:21 I mean, you're going to be back in two weeks with us. Yeah. Yeah. For the big, very excited about that. Season finale draft. Stressed about that a little bit. a little bit, but very excited. We've got a lot of stuff to figure out before we get to that draft.
Starting point is 02:20:32 That's right. Yeah. Oh, boy. No, I'll just say to you, gentlemen, thank you for having me. Always. Huge fan. Always. We love having you.
Starting point is 02:20:39 This was a joy. Yeah. Thank you. Thanks for letting me watch a perfect bond film. Did we? Matt? Yes. James bonding will return.

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