James Bonding - Bonus: James Bonding Cocktail Party Podcast Part 2

Episode Date: August 28, 2024

LICENSE TO DRINK! It’s the James Bonding Cocktail Party Podcast Part 2: Craig Ormiston and Eddy Colloton from License to Drink, join the Matts and many of our season 2 guests for a series of 007- ­themed cocktails and kinship. Enjoy drop-­ins by James Bladon, Bobak Ferdowsi, Kevin Porter, Dani Price, Daniel Michicoff, Mark McConville, Kristian Bruun, Jeff Crocker, Mike Simses, and Emily Schmemily. Drink along with Matt and Matt as they descend into drunkenness and the quality of the episode lessens sip by sip! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi listeners, this is Matt Gourley, and welcome to the James Bonding Cocktail Hours, Part 2. Wow, what a treat. As you can hear at the end of the last episode, which was free, we were getting a little slashed. As you will hear as we move it into this episode, which is behind the paywall, we're going to get a lot slashed, so much so that I challenge you to make it through this. If you do, you'll hear us say that there are some hashtags at the end that you can tweet the individual participants. This thing was recorded in September of 2018. As I record this now, it's March of 2019, so there's no way in hell they're going to remember what hashtags they said, why they said it, and where this was from in the first place.

So I encourage you to definitely tweet at these people the specific hashtags that they requested. Won't that be fun? Also, we kept talking like this was going to come out in January. It doesn't. It comes out in April. And it was recorded in September. So there's tons of Brett Kavanaugh. Navajo talk, which is I know what you come to a podcast for.

Stale Supreme Court Justice Confirmation discussion. We talk about this not being edited or being edited, but I sat down and I edited a little bit, but you're not missing anything of substance. There's lots of drinking, lots of eating. If you don't like chewing noises, that's another reason I challenge you to make it through to the end of this thing. But we had a good time and I hope we do this again. Thanks for listening.

Actually, make that decision yourself. You're an adult. You make the decision of whether you want to listen to this. I can't force you to, nor would I. But we had a good time recording it. Thanks for listening. Mad and James Bonding podcast. I'm...

Where's this pizza? I'm... Do you guys remember what the subject of this podcast is? I think it was to have pizza. It was Big Mamaing. I have a James Bond question. Oh, thank God. Leave it to your guest.

Bring it back. Here we go. So, we were, you know, watching some of that. There's title sequences playing outside. Yeah. I was watching these. And I'm starting to, you know, I'm realizing as I watch it and I love it, the, the whole individual movies are not particularly great in James Bond.

Just so you're all. But somehow the cumulative works. Like a stout. Yeah. And it's, there is a scientific term? Do you think, here's a question. I don't know. I don't believe that is.

Yeah. But do you believe that as we add on. to it. It continues to improve. Like the fact that we've just... Oh, is it raising the bar and muddy in the water? That's a great question. Or is it am I adding too many toppings to the vegetarian pizza. A great analogy. Raised the bar.

Wait, say it again? Daniel Craig's era has raised the bar. Not every movie. Sure. But I think it's been a net game. Hey, Kevin T. Porter! Boop, blah, blah, blah, blah. We harmonized there?

What was the other? Yeah, I don't know what that was. It was just excited drunk people. We'll take your question off the year. Oh, do I take you off? Is that works? Oh, no. Oh, my goodness. Have you...

Cutthroat. This is cutthroat. There can be only four. Yeah, this is really intense. Kevin Porter, of course, our guest on from Russia with Love season two. Oh, yeah. Episode 93. Unforgivable.

Wow. Unforgettable. For the amount of editing Matt had to do for stuff we said. Look, it was a good time. I had a great time in there. And... Everybody's talking about it. Look.

That was where we came up with the support group for podcasters. It lit up Reddit that week. I'll tell you that much. I think we met at a film of screening. Backyard screaming. Here. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Right outside. Good to see. Nice to see you. I've never made it. You've never made it. I've never made it to. Matt. Why is that?

Well, look, I tend to think I'm not welcome. You wonder why you're not invited to JPL. No, I understand why I'm not invited. Matt and I are just work buddies. Oh, I love it. I love it. This is really not a good use of your talent. No, it's not.

It feels like a waste. He's going to go land those in the sink. Help yourself to a pack of Moonraker trading. Oh, we're trying to give these away. He's using it as a coaster. We're trying to give these away and no one is taking them. It's Moonraker that's famously the best James Bond. Yeah, of course.

It's really where all the talents came together for one. Many people are saying. I would call it a mega picture. It is a megaphic picture. Wait, I know we talked about this when we did Moon Raker, but I need a refresher course. What does the Raker? Moon Raker refers to what?

Well, I think the raking. It's space gardening. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's a moon raker. I don't know if you've been on the moon surface, James, like myself. Hold on, you can do. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Have you ever, are you familiar with the Japanese Zen gardening situation?

Of course. Yeah, where you want to just take this moon dust and put it in nice lines? I always want that. I always want that. Well, that's what Moonraker does. Moonraker takes... Wait, is that what this gathering's about, guys? Yeah, I wanted to.

We're taking every title and breaking it down. What's the next... The most druggy... No. Okay. Moonraker is some sexual term that Brett Kavanaugh has made into it. Is that true? That was in his yearbook quote.

He was Moonwaker. Yeah. Class of 84. We're all boofing moonrakers. Way to boofing the skis in the Moonraker while the devil's triangle was... Renata. Listen. When does this come out,

by the way? We can laugh about it because it's January. Really? Oh, no. No. So this is... I am not party to this. Very out of date.

But listen, Moonraker is the space shuttle in Moonraker, but it was also the rocket in the novel. But also, we've covered this before, Moonraker itself is... Hold on, hold on.

It's like a flag or something, right? At the top of... What are you talking about? I'm talking about flags, James, you're talking crazy. There are smugglers from Wiltshire, England, right? What? Yes.

Oh, it was like under cover of the moon? Like, the moon to light their way? They would take cheese out of Wales. This name refers to a folk story set in the time when smuggling was a significant industry in rural England, with Wiltshire lying on the smuggler's secret routes between the South Coast and customers in the center of the county, center spelled R.E. The story goes that some local people had hidden contraband barrels of French brandy. from customs officers in a village pond.

While trying to retrieve it at night, they were caught by the revenue men, Revenue, if you want to go Shakespeare, but explain themselves by pointing to the moon's reflection and saying they were trying to rake in a round cheese. The Revenue men thinking they were simple yokels, laughed at them and went on their way. But as the stories go,

it was the moonrakers who had the last laugh in the words of Wiltshire Shepard William Little, who recounted the story to writer John Young Ackerman. Zoh, the exciseman, as axed in the question, add his grin at him, but they had a good laugh at E when I'm got the wholesome stuff. Matt, I think you should look this up on the internet because I don't think that's true. That was just off the top of the dome for Matt. That was pretty impressive, but I feel like he got some words wrong.

I mean, I have my eyes closed and I'm in a salient bag. Oh, boy. Have we talked Fukuagua yet? But we'd like to hear... I would like to hear your thoughts. Fugua. Well, I don't... I think it's...

I feel like there's still a decent chance he could get fired. Thank you for agreeing with me, Kevin T. Porter. King of this podcast. Thank you. I believe in the producers. I believe in Carrie Fuggan. I do not... I have so little confidence in Michael G. Wilson as a human being.

I don't think he's running much anymore. I think they got... It's not true, man. I'm running a lot of things. Yeah, I'm just saying. I just don't know if you look real close, I'm in the background. You know, they should make Dana Carvey in charge of the James Bond franchise because he would chop the broccoli out of the industry. I don't think the broccoli is the problem?

So what is the problem, truly? I think it's, I think it's, honestly. Okay, enjoy your Walter PPPK break. I will talk to, quite frankly, I'll talk to two of my favorite human beings on the planet. Can I have a water spacer, please? I can't leave. I don't need a water spacer. I got some sort of pizza spacer coming.

There's some pizza coming, Kevin. I hope you're ready. Oh, lovely. I hope you're into some Zah. Love it. Yeah. I had so much the other night. It's what people who say skis say for beer.

Oh, pizza. I like Zah more than I like skis. That's for me. Nice. I'm with you, buddy. I'm with you. We got a white coming. We got a veggie coming.

We got a pepperoni. Did you guys watch maniac? Did you guys get into it? Here's the thing. This, this, this, I've never seen anything. he's done. Okay. Not true detective. You did not watch, uh, what's the, Jane Eyre? Is that him? Sure. I don't know. He did a movie and I think it was Jane Eyre and that's the last movie he's done. Did you? And he did maniac? Yeah. Yeah. He did all of maniac. Wow. Here's the, I always worry.

An auteur comes in to a franchise that's established and you have an Edgar Wright on your hands. But they must have, but they already did that, right? With Boyle? Yeah, but I think they're doing it again. They melted the boil off. It's like no one heard them when they said the stove's hot. They touched it. And they're like, oh, it's very hot. And then we're like, let's get this bigger stove. So it doesn't feel like Lord and Miller to Howard. It feels more like Lord and Miller to another similar autour. I do wonder what the Lord and Miller solo would have been like.

Maybe it would have been more interesting. I think it would have been very comic and lighthearted sort of more of an improvised feel. Yeah, yeah. Right? You see a little bit of it. I think there's one joke in there that's theirs. That made it. I think at least.

At least one, maybe more. Is this the Thunderball water? Thank you. Thunderball underwater water. I need this spacer. I think Matt wanted some of it. I'm putting it down for MG. Are you?

Is any of this going to get edited down? It will. Some of it will. Not at all. Not if I have anything to do it and I don't. It's really up to. Wow. What a thing.

It's up to your hired editor. Yeah. Yeah, I'm hiring a gun. Who is it? in a hired gun. Yeah. Probably to call in Aristotle. So far there's no editing needed.

None needed. Do you make this an annual event? I mean, if you seem to be having a good enough time. But when Haroldson, when he uses the blasters and then he goes, ow my fingers. I think that's Lord Miller. Interesting. That doesn't feel like a Howard. Yeah.

That's my argument for it. Matthew Gorley? We're talking about what Lord and Miller and what's not from Solo, a Star Wars story? Oh, I think very little is Lord and Miller. Yeah. But I think that one joke could be. Which one? The all my fingies joke.

Does he say fingies? He doesn't say finges. I said fingeys. That would be good. That would be classic Lord Miller. Classic Lord Miller. My fingies. I don't want to brag, but Barack Obama just emailed me.

Whatever, it's cool. What? Did he say he needs you? No, he said, hey, Matthew. You wants money? Is it one of those thirsty? Like, hey, I need you now more than ever, Matt. Oh, he doesn't need my help.

This is so weird. I don't. I should probably help me. Oh, boy. Well, Hillary, Clinton asked me to go forward with her together. No. Oh, yes.

What? This is... Are you guys going steady? We are a who's not of politics. Fine not. Paula. By her DMs. That would be the equivalent, right?

But her DM! iPhone looks like a pocket square. It does. That's the benefit of having the teeny tiny SE. Oh. Because it still fits in there. I've had this case for many a year. Yeah.

I'm happy with it. Let's talk about your resistance to a new iPhone. Sure. What is it? Is it that it's... Two words. Headphone Jack. Two words.

Oh, gee, headphone jack. Yeah. Let's talk about your walk with Bond. Okay. How's it going? Well, how many James Bond movies do you think I've seen since the last time we've recorded? I've got to go on a limb and say also zero.

Yeah, that's zero. How many have you ever seen? I saw Skyfall. I saw Specter. I saw the one we watch from Russia with Love. The one we watched. I saw Casino Royale. Okay.

All right. So four. That's four for 25. I'm not seen. quantum of solids. I have to say pound for pound, you're doing pretty well. Yeah.

Those are some good ones. There's a good. I'm surprised that those didn't drive you towards more. Yeah. Because those are the best. Those are really the best we have. Well, I think that's why,

right? So why would I like, you don't want to push your luck? I've had the cream of the crop. Why would I want to go through the bottom of the barrel? I'd love to hear a Kevin T. Thank you. I'd love to hear Kevin T.

T. Porter's views on a view to a kill or diamonds or forever. I'd like to see where you. you come down on some of these outliers. Are they, which one is the most like the current Mission Impossible franchise? Like which era of Bond? Oh, it would be current. Okay.

So I should watch those. Wait, current? No. What's talking about it? Wait, no. It's not current. Let's be 100% clear. The current Mission Impossible movies are basically the Roger Moore era updated and done well.

They are lighthearted, romps. Well, look, you're talking to someone who is never Ethan hunted. Yeah. You've never seen one? Well, here's the situation. Is this a Scientology thing? I watched a one, two, three, and I never went to, I never had a ghost protocol called on me. That's where it comes alive.

Exactly. You've seen these like kindling, these little biscuits in the oven that haven't even risen yet, and then suddenly there's a feast. You've tasted the dough. Have you eaten the cookies? Speaking of dough and cookies, I would like to say that Maisha is very close with our pizza. Myisha? Myisha. Should we buy it?

Yeah. Oh. What is this? Juleips. These have got to be gold. Oh, thank you, boss. These are like, Bwa,

Bwa! Wow. I didn't know we had bottle service on this podcast. It's incredible. It is not just bottle services. Wow. Eddie, this is...

No, Kevin. Good to meet you, bud. Whoa. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, my God. Appreciate it. Gorgeous. They're very cold.

What a dream of a day, right? I trust these are. 100% lead. These cups. Okay. All right, let's talk about what we got here. Okay, guys. What we're looking at right now is something I would maybe have in Kentucky.

You said just smell that, and I instinctively smelled the microphone. No, don't smell the microphone. I did smell it. And it's fine. All right, this is an Operation Grand Slam. Appling, and you have not seen Goldfinger. Not yet? That's a classic.

I haven't seen anything gold. I haven't seen the eye. I played Golden Eye. You may have overheard. Elijah Craig's small batch bourbon. Old granddad, 114. What is that? It's like James Ponds go two bourbon in the books.

So you're mixing two bourbons? Yep. I love it. Wait, were the books branded content for that bourbon? Yeah, they were, Ian Fleming got a stipend. Appleton 12-year, rare blend rums, and cane sugar. The end of that novel says hashtag ad. Close. Okay, I'll leave that.

Look at these are gorgeous. These These cups, you've got paper, straws. Let me take a picture. What would you say? A bounty of mint. Describe the, it's a julip cup. Yeah, they're julep tins. Yep.

Julip tins? Yep. So if there's enough crushed ice in there, they'll, like, freeze out on the outside. They are. They have. It's such a nice design. There's such a, what would you call that pattern on the side of this? Guys, Maish is arriving soon. If anyone wants to accept the postmates's delit's delist. every of all the pizza situation.

I will tip her generously on the app. Whoa, that is a strong mint jule. Yeah, you feeling it? I don't think I've ever had a mint julep that, with that much kick. It's delicious. Yeah, when we were talking about what we wanted our men jolip to be, we knew that it needed to be more of a kick in the face. It needed to be a real grand slam.

Like a horse at the derby has, like, bucked and kicked you right in the face. Or a bad guy kicking James. James Bond in the face. To bring it back to the subject of our... vague and not specific, and I still don't think you've seen gold for it. Like, claw? Is that a guy? Mr. Claw?

No, that's... You're thinking of James Bond Jr. the cartoon. Or I'm thinking of Inspector Gadget. D-de-lil-lip. Okay, so I will... I'll ask if I watch another one, what should my next one be? Well, I love the ones you've seen. This is a great question.

I've also seen Dr. No. So I've seen five. All right, all right. I think you've deserved... You're at the point. where you're ready for something a little goofy. I think so too.

So I say diamonds are forever or you do a killer or even die another day. Die another, the Madonna one? Interesting. I know she's not in it.

The Madonna one? She is in it. Is she? Hi, guys, no. Hi. There's apparently pizza here. I ordered it. It's here.

Everyone, enjoy the pizza. It's pizza time. And some mozzarella sticks and some other. I don't remember what else. I was a little Not paying too much attention What would James Bond's favorite pizza be?

It'd probably be one with It'd just be meat. Meat? Just meat. No cheese. Meat and vodka. The man's diet is not. It's just meat on bread.

Refined. It's a big boy. Whoa. You'll mitch a cup with a 90-inch pizza. We're bringing it. We're bringing it. Okay. You let them know I bought it.

Oh, it's great job. You bought the pizza off? I'm sure it goes on the counter facing this way or else Margar will. have into it. Now, Margo is a very specific. Not the table, she'll eat it. All right, maybe we do a, maybe we do a pizza break.

Let's do a pizza break. You're saying the podcast will stop. I'm saying it's a pizza break. How about you guys go on break? I'll fill a buster. You can do whatever you need to, Kevin. Whatever you need to do. Why don't you talk about Mayslesles' Emmy sweep?

Oh, boy. We could. How weird is it that she's a top dog now? And by the way, as I yelled to Dory when she was announced as the winner, I yelled how bigs her hat? We're talking about the marvelous Mrs. Maisel. Oh, I haven't seen it. My God, pay attention.

Amy Sherman Palladino is a genius. She gave us the Gilmore girls. Thanks so much for having me on, guys. I appreciate it. Guys, this is the best. James, I'm happy to be here. Thanks so much for having us. Oh, it's my pleasure.

Guys, welcome. And this is the most fun I've ever had on any James Bond podcast. Oh, well, that's... I don't mean yours. I mean other James Bond podcast. Really? It's the most fun I've ever had.

I do James Bond radio sometimes. I do James Bond radio. You've been on Kish Pod? Kish Pod. I mean, that's for real men. That's for real men who know how to make Kish, guys. By the way, I've just looked at the towboard. We've raised over $217,000.

Wow. And we should be... This, by the way, to date, is the most expensive episode of James Bonding ever produced. That's right. Wow. Because of the Spanish Florentine? The sheer number of Zah and skis. I don't think they're...

are any schemes here. Not to mention the devil's triangle. I'm going to keep mentioning it until it becomes relevant again. People who are listening to this in January. It'll never go out of style. I just drop the licorice all over. And you know what? You picked it right back up and you ate it because you're resilient. Resilient, Matt. Yeah. This is, no, I just want to have a cracker there, Matt, because the pizza. Not good? No, it's good. I'm just saying it's not in here now. is out there? No, I'm good.

Thank you. We've got some time between the three of us now. I just hope the people like the pizza. Listen to them out there. They're going crazy. There's a party. Is this unprecedented that there's like a podcast going? It really is like this is maybe what I imagine like Playboy after dark was.

Whereas like a party. And we're really essentially broadcasting the party where there are a bunch of people. How many people would you say about another 15 people out there? Yeah. I mean, it's really... Fifteen hundred. Yeah. Well, okay, that's your lying.

I just want to be real with our audience. There's 400 people up there. I just want to say, I don't believe you. What don't you believe? I think you're, you know, this is... I have misplaced my mint julep and I'm sad, but... You know what? Hey, Matt, take mine.

I took one sip of that, and I know already it's way too much. That's the strongest mint julep I have ever tasted. I'm within my mental capacity enough to say I can't drink that. I go to my tulips to get away from other drinks. Yeah. And this time, the jig is up. I've been found out. I've been caught.

Yeah, it's... I don't know what's more... It's more enjoyable here. The beverage, the food, the company, the subject matter. The sun coming in? Like, it's a beautiful day? The sun whispering in through Matt's beautiful windows that have... Really, they're the only things in this house that haven't been replaced.

have you replaced these? No. Thank God. Some of them were. I broke one. Oh, no. When I was renovating the room with your elbow. Accidentally stick a hammer through it.

One of these windows? You broke? The one behind you. You accidentally had a long ladder you were carrying out. Oh. And then you shattered every one on the way out. One of that one or the one below it. Okay.

I think the most important thing to remember here is that all of these people are here to celebrate the man, the myth, and the legend. James Bond. Donald O'n. Orphan. He's the reason for the season. Skier. Scholar. Scholar.

He went to private school. He went to Eaton. Yeah. He went to Oxford. Yeah. I mean, those are pretty good schools, man. I don't know if you're familiar with popular culture, but that's what that tells me. That's right up there with Cal State Long Beach, my alma mater.

Look, it's a Fullerton situation, really. Are you Fullerton? No. Where did you go to school? I went to many schools. spent the most time at the Art Institute of New England. Let me think about it. The Art Institute of New England.

Yeah. I was there. A-I-N-E. Yeah. They used to call it. A-N. Yeah. What was your...

A-E-S-E-S-O-E-S-E-S-E-S-DU-S. Digital Media Production, my friend. Digital Media production. It was all ones and zeros. Oh, it was... Ladies' gentlemen, Mr. Daniel Michikoff, you all know him. Dale, welcome back. Hello, Daniel.

Daylights episode. Living Daylights. Yeah. Daniel, feels like we can't... James? We can't have you on here unless there's 45 other people around and quite frankly I'm glad to have you. Oh, thanks for having me back, everybody.

Around all these 45 people. Is that what you're trying to say? I can't hear a little, it's crazy. But I like it because it adds like a background murmur. Yeah. And as Mr. Bladen has pointed out, it's like Playboy After Dark. Yeah. It does feel like that before night.

Yeah. Daniel, first of all, Playboy After Dark before night. Take one of those Moonraker card things as a gift for coming today. Oh, nice. And second of all, where? are you in your walk with bond I've backslend a little bit how do you mean

come clean we forgive you I have had moments wow I think it's our it's our job let's hear you know when you're well alright

you know when you start feeling guilt that you haven't been spending time of bond yes how long has it been since your last bond film well it's actually been recent I put up a projector screen in my...

Say three hailberries. Halliberry. No, you pray to John Barry. Hallibaries. Hallibaries. Hallibaries. Anything else? Father John Misty?

I'm like Q in four your eyes only when he's the... You say three Hallie berries and a dead father. And then I'm forgiven? Yeah. Okay, dead father. I already said the hell of berries.

So I was set up the screen, set up a projector and I put on actually you like this method a lot of casino scenes I went through the Black Panther casino scene and it made me think of it's like kind of a carbon copy of or an exact copy of

Skyfall the oh the Macau's the Macau scenes sure so I went in that and watched that and then I started just kind of popping into other bonds and watching the scenes I liked only which I kind of enjoy it instead of just having the completest.

You know, that's interesting that you say that. I've recently started purchasing movies digitally. Me too. On your Amazon's. On Amazon? On Amazon, yeah, I'm a prime... As opposed to purchasing a Blu-ray. As opposed to having to get up, Mark, come on in.

You're welcome to sit. Have a window bench seat. Mark McCondon. These gentlemen. Star of such Instagrams as Beck, Paris, London. Maru, the Japanese cat that sticks its head in a box. Super Ego Zone. Mark McCombo, welcome to the show.

Mark, where are you in your Walk with Bond? My Walk with Bond? Pretty much the same place I've been in a long time. Of course, you're an octopusy man. You're also... I appeared on the octopusy episode. You're one of the few strong enough to survive the entire octopus. Star Wars Minute crossover.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. What else? Did you do any others? I recently watched Skyfall. Why? Just it was on. And I was like, let's, let's dive into this.

Uh, 0.05% of Skyfall. Ah, this is, which point zero. The Macau scene. The Macau scene. We just talked about it. This is probably more of percent, five percent. That's cool. What'd you think of it?

Yeah, how'd you come down on it? I, uh, I thought it was the last Bond film. You thought it was Spector? No, I just forgot that Spector also came out. Oh, I understand. At the end of Skyfall, I was like, yeah, what's next? For James Bond, not realizing. You had a nest.

I went through a dark period in my walk with Bond where I forgot Quantum of Salas came out. Come on. That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could see that. Completely forgot the plot. It's the only one I've ever completely could not remember a second of the movie. Oh, my God. I know.

I know, but I found Bond again. How are you guys enjoying James' plate of crackers? It's great. There's a big plate of just, are those writs crack? No, those are club. No, these are a butter club. This is a delicious cracker. I got these today at Trader J's.

Oh, so they're not club. They're off-club brand. They're off-brand. They're off-branded club crackers. They're on-brand. Wait, Trader Joe sells club crackers in a green box. No, no, no. They're on brand for Matt.

That's it. That's where we're at. They're on brand for you. Have you guys watched Maniac? No, but we've been talking about Carrie Fukenaga. Yeah, yeah, I just watched the first episode. Is it good? I like it.

I want to watch that and I will. So what's his name again? This is the Netflix program? Wait, put another crack in your mouth. Yeah, eat more crackers. while you're doing the show. It's a wonderful idea. You know,

people who are home, they want to hear drunk people eating. That's all anyone wants to hear. This is like for ASMR people. Are you adding a lisp to your voice? It's like,

for ASMR people who want to step it up a notch. You know? Step it up a scotch, more like it. Now we're talking. Are there moments James Bond's like just mowing down some food? You know, he really, I think the most aggressively I see him eat is in Casino Royale.

That's right. We've talked about this. Oh, after the, yeah. After the poker game, he's like speaking while chewing, which you rarely see with James Bond. Is there any episodes of James episodes? Are there any times in the films where he's just got to throw on some sweats and catch up on his Netflix? Yeah, Specter. Look, you know, he does wear sweats when he's back.

in Skyfall. You know? Oh, hello. Oh my God, it's Christian Brew! Woo! Come on in, you get yourself a drink. Okay. Get a drink.

Do that. Cycle through it every time you feel. Yep. Got it. The important thing is you make yourself in a home, and at some point... Off or on, and also, please have a slice of pizza. I ordered three pizzas.

I'm ready for. Well, it sounds like you're in. There's no Canadian. Bagan, he's going to be so disappointed. From the, uh, which episode was, which movie was the... Christian Brun and I, and you and we talked about, um... We'll find out. I feel like it was a Craig movie.

He was, he, he did a cragher? I feel like he did a cragher? I don't think so. Didn't he? We'll find out when he comes in. What? I don't know. So, look, it's seven drinks in.

James looks great. Uh, the only dressed up person besides the bartender. here, by the way. Thank you, Daniel. Someone had to bring a little class into the situation here. I thought about it. These guys... Look, I'm wearing my Skyfall Adidas.

These are, of course, in the sweats scene. Yep. Where he's got the sweats on. He's got these Adidas bezels in this exact color. I'm wearing a moon raker yellow jumpsuit. Well, me... You're lying. But what size?

Short pants. Yeah. Tank top. I am also wearing my glasses are the... sunglasses that James Bond wears in Specter when they arrive in the desert. Hello, Kevin T. Porter. Top of squad on the old winter bench. I was just discussing the James Bond items that I am wearing.

Only two. I'm wearing clothing. Yep. But I'm also wearing British socks with little beefeaters and union jacks that I bought in Japan. I'm wearing my gray shirt. Jones leotard from the karate scenes. It looks great. It looks gray.

It looks gray. It looks red? No, great. Oh, great. Sorry, I can't hear. There's 45 people here. We all know Jeff Crocker from the Living Daylights episode. Oh, hello, America.

There are seven people in the room right now. America, you asked for it, and we decided not to deliver it. I told them I have extra microphones, and we've said no to that. Well, we only have so many inputs. I could split them. But it could split them up We could also add them to another Zoom You already taken down that Vesper Jeff

He left Jeff It's so good It's so good Is it the best Vesper you've ever had in your life It is right? Yes thank you I like this underneath the mango tree

Oh of course Well look you know anytime I think of Jamaica I think of that particular drink It's good Since I had it earlier today Now you have 40 minutes ago That Vesper is not like a martini You're used to talking about

Matt just adjusted the Mike with his foot. What could that possibly mean? Well, when you drink a martini normally, it's like, oh, nobody really likes this, right? Wait, what? No one says that, Matt. No one really likes martini. What? I do. I love it. Matt's right.

People don't like martinis. No, James, no. No, James, I think people do like martini. No, it's an emperous new clothes thing. No, no, no. A true Vesper and you go like, this is a martini. This is what people are. That is a martini.

It's a vest for a martini. But not, when you ask for a martini in a store, they don't... What store? The container store? Do they say, sir? When you go to a martini store and they give you just their... A martini store or the martini store? Look, I think Matt's inventing things.

He's had many drinks. It's teeny. But would you guys, if I started a martini store, would you patronize that? Yeah, probably. I mean, look, I take... Most of the time, that's called a bar. No, I'm talking to martini store. I'd take a Saturday.

Walk me through the martini store, Matt. Okay, welcome. I'll one. Welcome to Matt Tini. What can I expect to experience here? Can I give you a seat? I'd love one. Here, take this home with you.

This is a seat. Oh, you get to take this home with me? It's free seat night here at the martini store. Great, but I'm here for what you sell. Sir, could I get a beverage? Certainly. Have you two met? Hmm?

Yeah, we know each out. Rick. Pinbocker, this is Babyface. Yeah, it's me. baby face. Yeah, I know. We're familiar with each other. Babyface, I love your work on the soundtrack with Eric Clapton. Yeah, oh, thank you. My father's eyes. Change the world, no. If my father's eyes was on Pilgrim, I'm a big Eric

Clapton plan. Thank you, baby face. Babyface still worked on that. Different podcast, guys. Listen, you guys have a seat here. Okay, the one that you gave me or a different one? Just the one, if you wouldn't mind sharing. You got it. I'm okay with that. Now, what type of martini? Would you like a Captain Crunch? Just a standard martini? Wait, a Captain Crunch Martini?

Yeah. What's in it? All berries. Whoops. Oops. There's been an explosion at the berry factory. Millions of people are dead, but there's all berries and we put a whoops on the box, so it's fine. Now, look. You got anything else besides that?

I'm going to give you the party martini, which is really just a martini trough, and everybody just goes up to it with a straw. Great. How much does that cost? And whether you suck or spit it back in is up to you. Great. How much do I owe you? $4. $4?

I've got a $4 bill. Will you take it? I'll take a $4. How do you stay in business? I don't. It's a pop-up. I got a question. Who's that guy in the corner, the dark corner?

That's my friend, Dark William. Does he always wear a really fancy suit and look like he was just on an adventure? Yeah, he's a haberdasher's victim of adventure supplies. It looks like Daniel Craig. Brutely beaten by many Haberdashers. Yeah. He tried to bring it. I don't know how all you people got in here

because this is invite only. Did you get the password? That's a terrible way to run a store, Matt. I told you from the beginning. You can't have a martini store that's invite only. You're never going to sell anything. Sure, but if I'm selling these puppies for $4 a piece. Yeah, but you're giving away chairs.

It's crazy too because this place has got to be about 25,000 square feet. I told you from the start. I said, no, no, no. Do not take over the Westfield Century City container store. I said, don't do it. I said too late. Steven Spielberg's dive wasn't happening. We got a great deal on the lease.

Look, all I'm saying is this is a financial mistake and quite frankly I'm worried about. I hate to be rude, but I paid a lot for this bachelor party and no service. Oh, you booked a... My boys and I are sitting over there in the corner. Let me give you bottle service. I'll personally make sure that you're danced to.

You said that four hours ago. You can't make sure... We're not licensed. It's two things that distinguished gentleman likes. A fine martini and the echo of a 25,000 square foot warehouse. Okay? Let's do this. Welcome to the martini store.

My name's ma'am. Ma'am or mum? Good question. Do you guys remember the museum store or the museum company? Where you can buy your own museum? Yes. We have enough room for four museums in this space. Actually museums or museum stores?

Was there a museum? The museum store? Uh-huh. What would actually be sold? Did you not have a- No. A museum store? Yeah, yeah.

It was a real thing. It was like owned by the same people that owned the nature company, right? It must have been. It may not have been, but it had the same vibe. Did you need a necktie with like Monet on it? Or Escher. Did you need like a mall store? A manufactured rain stick.

Yeah. All right. Hang on. Okay. Yes, I'm in. I'm on board. I'll go to the nature company all the time. They had a clock that every hour chirped a different bird call.

Oh, I've seen those clocks weirdly. So what you're. So what you're. So what you're. telling me, okay, is there was a store that would just sell, it would be like nationally branded museum piece. It's like a museum gift shop in your local mom. It's like a museum gift shop anywhere.

It belongs in a museum. Thank you, Professor Jones. Did you guys get that? I sure did, Kevin. Indiana. You didn't have music. Let it go. Museum company and nature company.

No, I didn't. You know, you know, see, I spent a lot of, you know, see, I spent a lot of, a lot of time at the Museum of Science in Boston, which was actually in Cambridge. But that's a real museum. But it was like that had all of those accoutrements. Did you have the Bombay Company? Do you guys remember that?

Where you could buy your own Bombay? Okay, take it easy. Bombay Company was like fake Indian imports. They were like mahogany, chests and lamps. Are you going to edit this out? Yes, luckily.

I'm going to edit it in twice. Play it twice. Well, this was recorded later. This was recorded later. to make the podcast good. These are punch-ups. If you are listening to this still, God bless you. Anyway, you were talking about the Dr. Bombay Company.

No, not Dr. Bombay. The Vinny Boombots Company? Mini-Bomba-Bots. Mini-Bomb-Bots. I couldn't finish a whole one. I'll take a mini. So does anybody have any others? What, mall stores?

Chicos? Eddie Bauer. Let's talk Eddie Bauer. Oh, my God. Eddie Bauer braided leather watch. Sure, yeah, yeah. My parents had an Eddie Bauer or Ford Explorer.

Where are you going, Kevin? We're talking about... Don't leave you. I'm getting a mozzarella stick. Eddie Bauer, let me tell you, that's how I first ruined my credit. You know, I was 17 years old. I could see you go into town.

Sure, I just went up and I applied... I applied for an Eddie Bauer credit card for the Eddie Bauer store. Got a $400 limit, and quite frankly, I never paid it back. Oh, my God. Oh, hold on. We've got... Guys, there's plenty of bench over here.

So hop on in. For Danny, you're welcome. And Christian. Now listen, last time Danny was on the show, she was Danny Snow, but now she's Danny Price. Congratulations. Yes. I have a new name because I'm married now. So it's an all new me.

That's right. I'm a new person. Oh, you should just be the person you were that your husband married. Otherwise, it's not going to work out. Okay. You're a different person. I've changed. Ever since we got married, she has changed.

Jonathan Price, of course, has a similar sounding last name, not spelled the same. He's the star of the greatest James Bond movie of all time. Tomorrow Never Dies. I'm sorry. I don't believe that you're... No, no, no. Did you see one of the Gibson's guys? Bruin it on out of here, because I am dealing with the greatest movie ever made.

Tomorrow Never Dies, of course. Stompah! Did you even look at the things that were sent to you? There's one of them is a Tomorrow Never Dies coaster set. Oh, I saw that it was a Heineken coaster set, and I just thought it was the branding for a more recent. All tomorrow never dies. Well, quite frankly. You received so many gifts that you refuse to open them all?

Christian, of course I do. I don't know how it was on Orphan Dark, but over here. Orphan Dark? Throwing shade and you don't even mean. Guys, I didn't even mean to do that. Point is, we've hired some of the edits. It just came in from Winnipeg. Yeah, my first flight had mechanical issues, and they had to start the plane, this tiny old plane, United, with the door open.

They said we need an external source to start the engine because of power failure. What do you mean like a back-to-the-feature lightning strikes? Yeah, something like that. And they're like, you have to have the door open. It's going to be loud, but don't worry, this is perfectly normal. And once the plane has started, it'll be fine. And that made us feel really good. Do you think that you died and this is your heaven?

This is my heaven right now. Yeah, the pizza was great. I've got a great cocktail in my hand. And then, oh, look at that terrible Jonathan Price. Nice. Guys, I'm very excited about these coasters. Let me now go through them. I saw that they were Heineken coasters with the gun barrel around it,

and I just assumed it was a more recent movie. I forgot how long the relationship is between the Broccoli, Wilson's, and Heineken. Now, obviously, it lasts at least 25 years. Here we go, guys. We're looking at a BMW RC 2000 being ridden across the rooftops.

It's a great motorcycle, one of the best I've ever seen in my life. How many motorcycles do you think you've seen? In your life? Six or seven. Let's go around the room with that. Here, of course, we have the heroin-addicted freedom fighter who decides to work for Jonathan Price for no reason. Also, the heroin is just seen in the safe and not mentioned. He also can throw cards at an unworldly pace.

That's Ricky Ray. That's Ricky Jay. I thought maybe Gambit was in the movie. No, it's not Gambit. It's the real Gambit. Ricky Jay, I watch the Netflix doc. Okay, everybody. here we have a plane flying away. This would be white knight.

He's white knight, correct? In the movie, he's white knight. White Knight to write Rook. Robinson calls him that. This is when he's brushing up on a little Danish at Oxford. That means he's fucking the Danish professor. Ladies and gentlemen, Pierce Brosnan. That's how you learn.

Yes. Danny and Christian, where are you? I'm not done with my Tomorrow and Ever Dies Coasters. We'll edit it. If we have to. Oh, it is not, my friend. It's like a movie. It goes on and on.

Guys, I don't know if you can see in the background there. A lot of Heineken kegs. Heineken kegs in the background there. I wish you could hide this in the stealth boat from... Thank you for knowing that it had one of... I wish that whole movie was in a stealth boat. Well, I'll tell you who's not in the stealth boat. Swave leather jacketed Pierce Brosnan.

Oh, God. Is that a turtleneck? Yeah, he's wearing a turtleneck under the leather jacket. Look, Turtleneck, ask, whatever. Michelle, you know. Michelle Yo. We have Pierce Brosnan in flight. That's what I'm going to call this one.

Pierce Brousin in flight. Wait, is this one of the crazy occasions? Michelle Yo, I believe she is in the future. You have an escorting Pierce Brosnan? Yes. And then, of course, we have the greatest villain ever to grace the Bond franchise. I'm not so sure about that.

It's Jonathan Price. I'm sorry, is he Tully Savales? I didn't think so. No, no, no, he's not. He's Elliot Carver. I don't know if you're familiar with his plan. It's to start World War III in order to get what, everyone that's right exclusive broadcast rights in china for 100 years nobody can do anything for

a hundred years the stupidest that's the stupidest fucking thing yeah and i love it thank you all for being here christian danny thanks for making it from canada yeah dan i'm glad united got the uh triple a people in there to start that plane but i missed my second flight because there's no direct flights from l.a to Winnipeg, so I missed my second flight and then I had a three-hour, unexpected layover in Denver. Now, were you in Winnipeg for work, or is that where you're from? I was there for work. I'm not from there. That's where. That's snowed yesterday. It's snowed in Winnipeg yesterday. It's September. That's how much fun it was. But it's January when you're hearing this, so the snow in Winnipeg is appropriate. Too appropriate. Where are you in your walk with Bond?

Right now, I am at once a month on a Friday night. put one on. Oh, Friday night. Whoa. You are closer to bond than any of us right now. If you have social anxiety, on Friday night, you don't want to go out with people. You want to be in your house. That's a testament to us all being here today, you know?

It's kind of hard. Yeah. The introverts dream is... A thousand percent, if I did not host this podcast, I would not be here. No. A thousand percent. That's my... My guarantee.

A minute I sent out the internet. That's why I'm admiring guarantee. Yeah. What was your latest Vaughn movie, Janie? That you guys did on a Friday night. Should I lie? No, no.

Say the truth. Okay, it was a view to a kill. Why would that be a liar among friends? The mountains of the world. This is the place for view to a kill, Frandom.

Wait. I have a random. Is that random fandom? No, it's friend dresser. Fendrecher Fendrish. Yes. So please talk about the nanny and her appearance in Spinal Tap.

Well, she's also with Timothy Dalton in that movie. Thank you. Where are you in your walk with Bond? You know what? I think the last film I watched was Diamonds Are Forever for this podcast. That's what it was. Yeah.

So it's pretty sad. I'm overdue. It's time for me to watch maybe one of the few that I've never watched like Octopussy. I've never made it through. Don't watch it. I've never made it through.

What are you talking about don't watch? I've only made it halfway through it. I've only made it halfway through it. All of them. Yeah. It's a tough one. I do have to watch them. Every James Bond movie.

Yeah, yeah. I've lied this whole time. I've never seen one. I've seen every Johnny English movie. Superior. That might be the only one. I think that's the only one I haven't seen. Well, if, okay, but then I don't have a prescription in it.

Do you want to wear the same sunglasses that James Bond wears the Specter? Wow. I think he wears these in. That is. He wears this in the next one. Do we have a winner? Do we have a winner? Yeah, double it up. No, give mine back.

Those are mine. What a great visual bit for this show. That's the beauty of editing, Kevin. If you've made it to this point in the podcast, will you please tweet at us, hashtag riding the grave? Is this the finale of it? of the show? Is this your last?

Weirdly, it's like the second or third episode of the season. Yeah. This is a finale of our lives. Riding the Grave. Yeah, let's talk about that. Thank you, Mark. But riding with no G. Oh, no. It's time for drink number five.

Here we go. Here we go. Oh, this is. Oh, my God. Coming in hot. What do we got here? This is. Man number one.

Oh, it's in a coop glass. Band number two. All right. Let's let Craig on Mike here. Look at this. This is like primordial. Ouse. Look at the...

You're feeling that? I'm good. Danny, what did you... Have you had anything yet? I had a Vesper, and it was so smooth. It was good, huh? Who's empty-handed? I'm excited about this.

He's round five. Whoa. Oh, okay. This is a new... This, hang on. This smells like Parmesan cheese. This is crazy. This smells like an Italian dinner like I went to a high-end svaros. The nicest pizza you can get.

Whoa, this is a revolution. What is this? It's savory. Did Bucca DeBapo himself? No. Billiam? Is this Debepo in question? It's a family style. I don't even know where to begin with this one. It's like salad. It's like salad. I'm drinking salad.

Okay, I'm definitely smelling the hollered. There are now 14 people in this room. This is our dream. What is the drink? Hang on, I'm telling you with my tongue. I'm telling you with my tongue. Okay, so. Do you want a hint?

Vermute. Vermute? No. This is the, this is a medium dry vodka martini, shaking that stir? Well, it's more of a dirty. Well, it wasn't medium. What is in it that it's giving it this like savory, sort of cheesy situation? There's two things that we did to this. We tried just a straight vodka.

There's two ounces of vodka in that. And that would just by itself be okay if it was a really good vodka, but really painful. If it's not. And it's gone. Holy shit, Matt. What happened? Are you a really good? aware that you just ran around the block

and came back? I certainly feel. This is 2015. Yes, we're going to do it. Hillary! The Time Travelers Martini. Wait, what? Wait, so this is...

It's in the olive. You motherfuckers in the olive. You motherfuckers in the olive. This is olive oil, parmesan cheese. And a bit of nail spaghetti. There is? Yeah, so it's a, it's a

process called fat washing. I'm right here, guys. What's it called? So there's a process called fat washing when you want to get an olive I just call it a shower. Like an oil or a fat into a beverage. You can't infuse it the normal way. You can't just put it on your counter.

You can't do it. So what you have to do is you have to kind of shake it up and you throw in your freezer overnight. And so all the fats freeze to the top. So when you throw in oil. Wait, you have to have a freezer to do this stuff? So fancy. I'm not ready to...

You scoop off the bat. You call it an ice box. Oh, I'm back on board. An ice box. Is this based on the salads that people eat at the top of the Eiffel Tower in a view to a kill? So, what is the olive filled with? It tastes like a little bit of a like a Parmesan. Blue cheese.

Blue cheese situation. Look at it. If we're going to dirty. No, no, I just, honestly, I drank it in one sip and then I ate the olive in one bite. I think we made you the biggest one, too. And look, that's how God made me also. Wow. That olive.

Yeah. So, I mean, neither Craig and I are big friends. That olive. Yeah, we're vodka martini is not our fan. We just don't really care for them. All right? I mean, the goal was to try and get this to a place that we liked and still have it be a vodka martini. I see.

So, yeah, so this one's a little bit of, yes. Look, what I have to say here is that this, This martini, while I think he just wanted a casual picture, guys. He's going to acknowledge him. He's looking for some sort of candid situation. Bobbick is outside taking photos from the outside. It's a delicious... He's outside taking pictures from the outside.

Have you tried it? It's not as easy as you think. What, uh, did you guys have a card for this one? Yeah, coming in. I would love to read it. Thank you so much. Okay. This is, oh, this is the living daylight. Vodka martini shaken, not stirred. Olive oil washed, stolich naya vodka. Maureen Blanc, Miro Vermeux,

Mirro, Vermeux, Mirro, Sorvino, Extra Cicco, Brian, Blue Cheese, Olives. Bond drinks the fabled vodka martini in 16 of the films, is that right? Since it's the only drink

as we see in the Dalton take the movie and talk about it. What? Did you say Del Taco take the movie? Taco Bell Taco right now. Remember when he goes to Del Taco Bill?

It's the original one in Bakersfield. And there's a picture. There's a picture of the cello case. Oh, the cello case. God bless it. Better than any snowboard you can get.

This is... Thank you. This is quite a regular. You know, that movie wouldn't have existed without us, guys. What? Living Daylights.

This is really... Please. I'm clean. I dropped, I dropped fatty bun. Matt, I think it was dry about a minute ago. Your groin smells like Caesar salad now. Just everybody be quiet for 30 seconds. I apologize for my co-host, and I would just like you all to sign an affidavit. It says nothing like this happened.

And that Matt's crotch is dry. Don't write about it in your year, though. You're good. You're good, buddy. You got all the skis off, pal. You know what I love? There has been an abundance of Kavanaugh references on this podcast from all of us. It's all we're thinking about.

In January, we'll probably seem quaint. Yeah. As all will be right by then. Yeah, everything. It's going to work itself out when, you know, we're all in handmade dresses. Handsmaid stresses. Okay. Thank you.

Guys, what would James Bond? write in his yearbook. Oh, nice. He'd probably write Pussy Galore, question mark. Are you supposed to write in your own yearbook? Because I did it wrong. No.

You get other people to sign your yearbook. I only wrote in the own book. What did Jim's Sondry said in your yearbook. It's his senior quote. Yeah, I got it wrong. He'd probably say math class was so fun. Don't ever

change C.U. over the summer. Can we do something? No, this is like what he'd write to everyone. I would like to go around the room and address the listeners one at a time and say, if you've made it this far, address each listener? Tweet at me this thing because there are five people listening at this point. So, Matt, let's start with you. Look, I just, first of all, want to say, I'm sorry.

For everything you've been through, the last, I don't know, seven hours, how long has this podcast been? Well, we're 217 on the second segment So a hearty thank you I appreciate what you're doing And keep listening And if this is on Stitcher Premium I would ask Stitcher for your money back Kevin

Behind the payload Wait wait but you have to ask them to tweet at you So hashtag I would like a hashtag Stop Talking Okay And then Kevin and then say your Twitter.

Oh, say my handle? Yeah. And what I want people to specifically tweet it me. Anybody that's made it this far, to prove that. Oh, oh, sure, sure. Well, I'm at Kevin T. Porter, and if you're still listening, please tweet at me hashtag Paddington 007. Nice. Daniel Michikoff.

Daniel Mitchikov tweet at me at Tijuana Panthers. Really? Yeah. That's his fan. Really? Yeah. You don't listen? You listen?

That's my band. That's a hell of a band. It's a great band. Kevin, I don't know if you know this, but it's my favorite band. There you go. But you sold 45 million records. Yeah. What's your hashtag deep dog?

None of them were his. Hashtag recipe. I want some new recipes to follow. Wait, what? Hashted recipe. I want some new recipes to follow. Okay, that's it. Jimmy Blades.

All right. I don't need that, Mike, Daniel. I'll use this one. I'm going to give you listeners more credit than Matt Goreley, because I think there's more than five. I think there's up to seven people listening at this point. I'd like you to hashtag, you were right at James Bladen at Twitter. Is that the right thing you say?

You're close. If you don't get seven, what happens? And if you do get seven, what happens? You mean if I don't get seven people? Seven people have the hashtag. this at you. I will unfollow myself. I don't know that you can do that, but okay, thanks.

No, I will, I vow to do that. And if it is more than seven, I vow to follow myself. Deal. Okay. All right. Mark. Mark? This is Mark McCombiel.

I'm at Mark McConville. I would like you to tweet me a picture of some blueberries with the hashtag Strawberries. Nice. I love it. Very specific. Jobs Crocker. That was so efficient.

This is Jeff Crocker at Jeff Crocker. Please tweet at me, hashtag Brosnan was a smear job. Nice. Yes. Eddie? How dare you? This is Eddie Colleton at Eddie Colleton.

Hashtagg how do you spell Colleton? Nice. Oh, it's a math problem. You have to spell it, right? I'm Danny, and I don't remember. my Twitter name. I changed it once I got married and I don't know what it is. How about if people find you, that's their thing.

I found her. Hang on, hang on. I think it's Danny, D-A-N-I-Price-0-0-7. Oh, nice. I also believe it's that. A social media manager of the show. That is correct. Thank you.

Thank you, S. I can't keep track of these things. Okay. But do you have anything you want them to say to you or just to find you? Just to acknowledge that they're telling. Just say, what up? What up? You can say prices right.

Price is right. Hashtag Price is Right. Wait, hang on. That's the full thing should be. Hashtag Price is Right. 100 years, China. Oh, God. Dave, Jonathan Price was right.

That's the best thing to bargain for in a James Bond movie as a villain. Okay. Let's go. No. And then we got Michael. All right. It's at Mr. Christian Brune. Because if you, at Christian Brune, you're going to get some Danish guy.

But you got two U's in that name Like a vacuum Two use like a vacuum My hashtag is Hashtag Lazy and B was the best bond Come at me, bro Nice All right, Emily

Come on I'm at very cool Emily And She is the coolest Emily You're very good looking and cool And we're proud of you We love you

What's the character Living on that I love it Michael, you have not yet been on, Mike. Oh, that's true. No, come on over. Michael Simsey's is a dear friend, and he has not been on the show,

but whatever the spirit of James Bonding is, you embody. So enjoy taking... Toxic masculinity? No. That's James Bond. Kevin, you take that kind of guff to Gilmore guys. I can't do any more. Michael, where can they find you to what's your hashtag?

I love that show. I thought the spirit of James Bond, because I feel at the moment too addled by Vespers to settle on something that's really good as a hashtag. So at Mike Sims' hashtag Adled by Vespers. Nice. Now, Mike was the first guy to ever as a gift give me the proper ingredients for a Vesper martini, and it was delicious. But we have yet to hear from Craig of license to drink. He doesn't have Twitter. He doesn't?

No. He's dead to us. What's his ice cream space? All right. So, you can tweet him through the Instagram. Through the Instagram? What's his Instagram? Go to Twitter.com slash Instagram slash Craig.

Matt, should we wrap this up? I don't know. I mean, I feel like there's another cocktail coming. Well, taste it first. This is a real party right now. Look, let's just go around the room and say quickly who our favorite M's were. What? That's an impossible question. I know.

I know, because they're all fantastic minus the other one. Oh, I was asking, let's all go around and say who our favorite M's were. I couldn't answer that. I thought you said hym's were. That is also an impossible question. When recently, I've discovered it's Liam. Yeah, I'm a Liam guy myself. Thank you.

Liam is the handsome one. The Hunger Games versus the Thor. Harpo Hemp's. Oh, they're not being names. Yeah. Yeah, we are. We are. But look, you got your, you got your Ray Fines, you got your Judy Denches, you got your Bernard Lee.

Bernard Lee. It's got a big earned. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You've also got an Edward Fox and John Houston from Casino Real 67. Well, yeah, that's a fist pump worth having. That wasn't a fist pump. That was a cha-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ing.

Wait, so. Let's describe it. Yeah. Because I feel like you're on a salon machine here. You're like a slah machine. This is a lazy. That's the dog pound. That's you elbowing the person behind.

Yeah. That's you. That's you in your first taekwondo class. We've got one more drink and then we'll open up. I'm so excited about the last drink and the more pizza. I'm going to take a lift from here. to my bedroom. That's the second time I've used that joke today.

First time I heard it though, so it's okay. Really? Yeah. You ran out of the ground floor of that one. It's a good one. Wait, let's go to, what's the list of M's? So we're all clear. Well, first.

Bernardley. Huh? Bernardley, yeah. Yeah. Then, uh, then it would be John Houston from 67 Casino Real. then Robert Brown from not spy who loved me but man with the golden...

No, no, no, it's post-optopussy. Moonraker. No, no, I'm Moonraker. Yeah, Moonraker's too early. It's Octopussy. Moonraker's Robert Brown's last one, and he's not in... No, Bernard Lee's last one.

Is Moonreaker. Yes. But Robert Brown doesn't show up in the one after, which is what? For your eyes only. Yes. You said octopacy. Yeah.

Octopacy. Then Edward. Edward R. Marrow. What's his name? Fox. The guy I love. Fox.

Fox. No. No. No. No. There's a Robert Brown. Do come along, Bond. I'm talking never say never again.

Oh, yeah. That's an Ed Fox, I believe. Edward Fox. Are we counting never saying that? We do on this show, mostly because we like material. And then. Because we have to justify reasons for podcasts. I mean, it's not like, there's only like 26.

There's only like 26 movies. James, duty, jinch. Wow. Dudey jim. I've never heard anything like that in my life. Dame Judy, dupy, dupy, jens. The forgotten, the forgotten dooby brother, James. And Ralph Fines.

Just treat you. Ralph. And then Ray Fines. Yeah, I look, I think you, You gotta go probably, it's either a toss-up between Bernard Lee and Dame Judy Dench because they just were so pivotal in their moves. Yeah, but Raph's doesn't, he doesn't have the, he doesn't have the gravitas of, uh... He's not only here to get there. But what about...

Thousand percent. Have you guys talked about the Mile High Club with the Ray Fines? What? Yeah, there's some... There was an article of, uh, uh, a flight attendant that got fired for. we're going for it with Riffines. That sounds vaguely familiar.

And she was like, she, she's, that's what she said. It's worth it. She said it's worth it's worth losing a job. I have to, I'd be remiss to not bring that up, right?

I felt a little weird. I mean, you're, you're banging Baltimore on the side. I also aim and get from Schindler's list. Okay. That's a magical experience. He's also the Nazi from that movie.

He is the red tray. Yes, the Virgin Dragon too. Did you have the hair lip reaction? Yes. Yes. And it was still kind of cool. Oh, yeah. That man, that man will turn my brown eyes blue.

You know what I'm saying? I mean... It's very so simple. Look, have you lately, have you taken a look at these chestnut babies? Yours? Yeah. Yes. You have?

We're looking right now. What's it like? They're good. But they're not blue. No. But for brown eyes, you could do worse, right? Now we're talking the third class of eye colors. Is Amanda home? I feel insane.

She's in Mexico. No. What? Yeah. That's why you're having this party. It's like the reverse of a girlfriend in Canada is a wife in Mexico. I swear. I swear I have a wife in Mexico.

Why don't you have a mic? What's that? Why do you not have a mic? We all have a mic. Oh. Wait a minute. Is this? They're trying to kill Matt.

Is this an Americano? Guys, you're all here. You patted me on the back like you poor China. This smells like an old-fashioned. I'm enjoying this. I'm enjoying this. And it also has some things that are in a Nogroni. Oh, that's good.

This one is a difficult one to give. This is a holiday drink if I've ever lived. Not my holidays. I don't know what we're. I don't think that there's a holiday in the movie it's inspired by. No. Okay, but I'm just saying today's a holiday. Today is a holiday.

It's dark. It's dark. Yeah, what are we talking? Is this bourbons? It's, there is rye whiskey. Rye whiskey. That's fighting whiskey. It's inspired by the different locales that are featured in this, both the novel and the film.

We're going to tell you the spirits, and if you can come up with them. Okay, let's do that. All right, so get on the, you two go over there, get on the mic. Craig and Eddie from license to drink. So, yeah, we'll tell you. spirits and you're going to guess. So spirit number one, we had rye. Hang on, hang on.

Spirit number one. Spirit number two is called Bechkarovka. What? No. Is this a Brosnan film? No. Thank God. Bishkarovia is from the Czech Republic.

Czech Republic. Yeah. Okay. Is this based on the 90s movie The Saint? I rewatched that recently, actually. He doesn't hold up. It's cartoonish. The guy who plays the like energy guy with the beard, that's every Russian in every movie.

Owned some cafe in Santa Monica and I went one time and just happened upon it and he's just in there making delis. He's just producing deli. Yeah. Stainless steel. Stainless steel delicatessons. Rye whiskey, Czechoslovakian something. Yeah. Betzkarovka, I believe.

Betzcarova. What else? This one might give it away. The Amaro that's in there is called Montenegro. I knew a Casino-Royal. When the minute you said Czechoslovakia. Oh, what a way to end. See, I wasn't going to land there because of the Vesper. I just assumed that was our cast in a royal drink.

So we do three drinks for our movie. This is the one that we kind of play. This is called The Bitches Dead. Written House 100 Rye. That's the line he delivers in the film. Montenegro O'Marro. No, Kevin, I'm just word just reading it. He's a damaged man.

Orange. I just say the B word is dead. Okay, done. The B word is dead. I have to tell you, I just did one of my last episodes of I was there too. And I had, Matt, have I told you this? No, please, continue, Matt.

There was a long kind of debate about you. Matt is reaching for a deck of cards. By the way, before you listen to I was there, too, you should listen to the first. I was there. Okay, continue. This is a pack of, I was there in a house. It's like I'm going to stop and appreciate it.

It is, joke. The description. This is from the set. Uh-huh. The shoot of Casino Royale. Oh, cool. And I was there, too. One of the last episodes I had was the, the croupier who calls the poker game and I was

there too. And he said that he gave me these from the set of Casino Royale. And he told me that his whole character motivation was that he was gay and he was in love with Daniel Craig, but put off by how arrogant he was. And if you watch his scenes, he is looking at him with like a little smile and then he kind of like turns to a grimace. And it's amazing to rewatch the scenes with those moments. Carlos Lial is his name. And he was great.

Carlos, that's an amazing addition to the James Bond lore. Now, Matt This here, the bitch is dead Of course, delivered to Dame Judy Dench Dame Judy drench No, Dame Judy drenched That's how we

That's how we described Like when we're like hot and bothered We are Dame Judy drenched James, I've noticed you've stopped talking Like you are abstaining I'm trying to read the room And there's a lot of people in the room right now Oh, we can't read anymore.

It's like we're all part of this jam session. And I've got to hang back and, you know, melded. You're the music between the notes. That's right. My silence is definitely. I mean, I don't know how many times I've said, James, don't bring a French horn to the jam session. We're never going to have a spot for it.

All right, Matt. No, I was just going to, I was going to just say that this has been a lot of, it's been, it has gone better. than I thought it would. This has exceeded my expectations. Craig and Eddie. That's what I'll say. You guys deserve to be knighted.

Let's hear it for Craig and Eddie of licensed to drink. Do you have a URL or anything? Yes. Licensed to drink.com spelled the English way. License L-I-C-O. I shouldn't be spelling. Two Cs. No asses.

L-I-C-C-C. What? No, no. I made a lot of Brits mad at me when I spelled that the American way when that episode came out. Oh, really? Yeah. Now, we should say, too, Emily, you take a lot of the heat for us

as the social media manager because it is a, James Bond listener is a discerning listener, and they have their views. They do? They're wonderful people. Yeah, they are. You don't have to lie. I love all of you.

We did it? Let's make this an annual event, and by that, I mean monthly. All right, annual it is, everyone. No, this was, I can't believe we did it. Cheers to you. Cheers unto you. We are now six years into this motherfucker. This is not long enough, pal.

Here we go. To six more years. And maybe to six more James Bonds. There we go. Cheers, everybody. Cheers, I'd like to thank you all by name. Six more years. Six more years.

Six more years. And then we'll wrap it up. Senator James Bonding. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Let's predict right now. In the next six years, how many more James Bond movies will we have? My guess? 0.5.

Exactly. I think we'll have two more James Bond movies in the next six years. 10. I'm going to start cranking them out. Wouldn't that be amazing? They should open up like Star Wars films. No! No! No!

Yes. Stop it! No! No! New directors. No! Yeah, let's do an anthology. Oh, this is just. Like the ABCs of death, but it's James Bond themed.

Student films. Q at college. All right, I'd watch that. This is Matt Goreley, and I'm Matt Myra, saying James Bonding will return.