James Bonding - Bonus: Licence To Kill Commentary

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

The Matt’s take on Dalton’s last Bond film and talk you all the way through it. Head blow-ups, cocaine gasoline, exploding toothpaste! What more could a commentary want? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and Matt and James Bonding Podcast Myra goarly, gorely And it's Matt And it's Matt And before we even get started By introducing ourselves again Yes

We thought we'd add this quick little tidbit of good news Great news in fact We had it wrong This is not the season finale episode Instead of 20 There's 24 episodes to this season Because that's how many Bond movies Are currently in existence

That's right Doesn't mean we're going to get to them all this season but it just means there'll be another season. And it just means that you've got four more weeks of James Bonding to enjoy. So keep that in mind as we enter the license revoking period of James Bond in a movie I like to call snoozerrama with cocaine. And enjoy us introducing ourselves again. Here we go. Welcome to James Bonding.

Guess what? My name is Matt. Guess what? My name is also, Matt? Come on. I can't believe it. I would never have guessed either of those things. We'll leave you to figure out which one of us is Matt Goreley and which one of us is Matt

Myra, but it doesn't matter. The funnier one is goarly. No. The end. You're coughing about it because of the truths. You made me choke on the irony. You choke on truth. Well, look, it's summer.

Everyone's out there. You've had a great, you're hopefully having a great Fourth of July. You know, maybe you're having a third of July. It's up to you. It's actually going to be the second of July. Yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying maybe they're not. not listening to it immediately, Matt.

That's right. The important thing is, let's celebrate America's birthday with Britain's greatest spy. Although this movie's all over the United States. That's right. All over the American continent, Matt. It's probably the one, this and Diamonds are Forever are maybe the two most American Bond movies, not just because of where they're set, but also just because of their style.

This was the height of 80s action films. You've got Michael Kamen as composer. It just feels really American. Yeah, I always thought it was Michael Gambon that was the composer. but, you know, it turns out. Michael Gambon was the composer, but... The actor, Michael Bond? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was once up for James Bond. What? Let's give it to him. Yeah, and Michael came in. Some sort of time-traveling draft is needed to make that a reality. Why don't I harken you back to last week's episode where I don't even need to look at the poll to know that Taryn Killam is killing it. Oh, good.

Yeah. I haven't seen the poll, but I respect everybody's votes. Yeah. I think you and I are doing much the same as last time. I don't know. Bring it up the rear? but I do believe Karen is crushing it. Good.

Karen Tillam and Karen Gillen. Karen Gillum. Karen Gillen is crushing it. The choice for someone in that craft. I believe she was my money penny. That's right. Matt, when did you first see License to Kill? For me, it was in the summer of 89.

What a year for movies. Batman, Last Crusade, Ghostbusters 2. I was eating Taco Bell every day, swimming, and then Bond comes out late in the summer. And, man, I was... happy. Let's just also remember Karate Kid 3. Whoa, that's the one with Swillery Hank.

No, no, no. That's the next Karate Kid kid is the one with Hillary Swank. Crotikid 3 is the one with Sato. Bruce Sato? And the Typhoon. Oh, okay. And Ralph Macho falling in love. Oh, and all of us falling in love with Ralph Machio all over again.

Sato. Miyagi fights, remember? Yeah. Yeah. Miyagi fights by not fighting. That's the beauty of me, Agi. I'll tell you who fights by fighting everyone in this movie. And with that, I say we get to it. Anything else we need to report? Come see townland, July 9th. We played our medley last time. Uh, that's at the lyric Hyperion. Go to Event Bright and get townland tickets. Anything for you, Matt? Uh, I would say also get townland tickets. Matt. And then

while you're at it, head over to macgurly.com. Oh, stop. I can't. I mean, if you're thinking of a summer treat for yourself, why not, uh, finally get the that wall filled up with the beautiful, beautiful James von theme park art. Well, while you're at it, listen to a little Star Trek the next conversation with Matt Meyer and Andy Secunda. I mean, you could, but honestly, it's more of this, but less of it. Less bond. All right, it's 1989's license to kill. The way we do this, if you've done this before, you know, is that we'll play the first roar of the MGM lion, and then everybody pauses. We pause it, you pause it, and then we'll cue you into the second roar. It's a beautiful system. Leo.

The MGM lion. That's right. So I'm going to set that up right now. Listen up. I hear a little echo of myself. Fancy. Okay, there you have it. Is this official?

Like, I wonder if there are other, you don't have to have me on there. There you go. I wonder if there are other versions of the movie that have a different MGM lion playing. But the timing of the roar should be exactly the same. Well, we're going to be.

going to do this now. You count it in this time, Matt. Yeah, I'm going to say on play, Matt, okay? Three, two, one, play. I hope you're ready. I hope you're ready for some United Artists. The old UA title. An MGM United Artist, Communications Group title. So, fresh off the heels of the living daylights. And now Michael Kamen going straight in for the timpany drums there. That's a thick heel. That might be the thickest heel I've ever seen on a James Bond. gun barrel sequence. Man, he looks good. Don't you think?

I think this movie is right up there with my least favorites. Really? I'm excited to watch it with you and tell you a little bit of why. First of all, spy plane. Great.

But James Bond better be jumping out of it. That's what I'm thinking at home. Well, not yet. And it's not happening right now. Well, it will. I have to sit and deal with these dumb-dums. It will. Just show me James Bond.

Come on, Matt. I want to open a James Bond movie with James Bond. He's in it. We got two hours and 13 minutes. I know, but like, I feel like tomorrow and ever die would open with a shot of Pierce Brosman. I don't actually know if it does. You got him in the gun barrel.

There's a little Michael G. Wilson. Now, Matt, correct me if I'm wrong, but this is my favorite part of true lies. This is before true lies. This bridge. This bridge is my favorite part of true lies. Yeah. This is pre. There's your bond.

That's a big old miniature when they blow that up in true lies. Yeah, I know. It's incredible. So look at this. You've got Sharkey, who's essentially Coral the third. You've got Felix from Live and Let Die, which had Coral Jr. There's a lot of tying together. Plus, I think they mentioned Theresa Bond in this, at least that he was married once.

Yes, they do. That's worth something. Also, on my wedding day, I see a Coast Guard ship coming in and it's saying, follow me. I'm like, they must not be talking to me. Now, Dalton and David Hedison are both tall guys. I've seen David Hedison speak. Yeah. But Sharkey here, he's got a good few inches on them.

He must be huge. He's got to be, what, 6'4? Is he a former NFL player? I don't know. He strikes me as like he used to be an offensive alignment for the Oakland Raiders. I think he used to be the teacher in Red Dawn. Like, it's shot, isn't he? I think so.

Of course, we all remember that when Chris Hemsworth is in Red Dawn. Yeah, of course. The Korean one. That used to be the Chinese one. changed it because they couldn't sell it. There he is. There's my man, my dinner date with Davy. That should be its own movie.

Yeah. I don't care to relive that. What if we just did an audio play of that? Little little Benicio del Toro. Lil Toro? Yeah. Benicio del Torito. Oh, I like what you did there.

Benicito del Torito. Okay. Here's the deal with Sharkey. Former NFL player. Okay, real quick, though, is that whip shaped like a sword or a cross or something? What's going on there? It's probably shaped like the atomic structure of cocaine. Now this is a wedding.

You got Terry from Three's Company. Come in knock on a door. The teacher from Red Dawn. And then some guy. It's, you know, James Bond ends up in the American South. more than almost any other place in America in these movies. Well, because I think you want him to be dressed, um, casual in America. I don't know. I just want him a little more cosmopolitan, you know?

It's time to get him back to New York or, I still don't know what he'd do in L.A. Maybe Palm Springs. He was a defensive tackle for the Chicago Bears. Oh, really? Yeah. I'll be damned. So that's your Frank McCray update. brought to you by license to kill

David has to he's got his hand on the trigger of that M16 he's got a real he's a real good physical actor he does a lot of big gestures I bet he's a theater guy now he's holding correctly has his finger off the trigger safeties are off no wonder those guys are scared

that guy on the left looks like rust from European vacation no Sanchez I love how these drug dealers are like we need a car that is easily repairable very mobile. They end up with a

1943 cheap wrangler. A little enough fact about that suit. There were duplicates made for the other groomsmen. What do you, well, of course, Jesus.

Okay, this is why this movie is also so American. Bond's using a bretta, which was huge after diehard. And these guys have got their, you know, their Mac, Levens.

It's just, this movie's just sweating American. Do you think anyone out there is worried about Lyme disease? I mean, they're just running headlong into that bush. Did you see Felix's little physical lilt? His little a, forget it? Did you like his ass or get it? Oh, forget it. He's really, sentes.

I mean, look, I get the whole thing of like, we want to take him in alive, but that's pretty great. Davy's... It's a good salute. I'll say this about Davy. He's a good actor. He's having a good time. I mean, in this kind of thing.

Excuse me. I'll pardon all the notes. Matt, I just want to say, thank you so much for giving me your chair, but you look uncomfortable now. No, no, I just want to put my feet up. Yeah, there we go. That's better.

Now, I had to talk Matt into this movie today, because we were going to do View to a Kill, but we thought we'd save that for a free episode. And I just feel like, It's like the start of summer. I was in the mood for this movie today for some reason. Well, I think the reason's all over. Look at that blue sky.

Yeah. Some light cloud coverage. Yep. Some very confused agents. The teacher from Red Dawn. This is a great shot, though. And a good use of the music, too, right? Yes.

I think any time you can put a James Bond on the outside of a plane, it requires this kind of music. He's really doing that stunt. I mean, not right there. at that shot from below. Do you, um... He's flying. Let me ask you this. You think Hedison's gloves there are his wedding gloves?

Yes, definitely. You know, more weddings need to happen in this high fashion. You know, the high style of top hats and shit. I feel like it's... So... Of the 80s? Yeah. This is the long-tail situation that's happening on their shirt, on their coats?

Yeah. What do you think is going through James Bond's head here? I'm one hell of a badass. And nobody better steal this in a third Batman movie. I think he's thinking, okay, I've got one year from today to get a gift. I think he just gave him the greatest gift. Who's sending people home? I mean, someone out there I just heard was saying,

why is he shaking his hats like a maniac? And she can see him? That's a weird echoing. yelp that's our boss that's what they were thinking but their eyes said it there's so many diehard parallels

in this movie too those two actors Robert Davy and that agent who were together as Johnson and Johnson and all those altar boys yeah which one of them is Catholic you think you mean

oh probably she is yeah sure now come on I don't mind this little joke here. Oh, it's great. We mentioned this, I think, last time that how everybody's dressed in like light blue, light gray in this whole movie. I'm just remembering, too, that there's this whole ninja subplot to this movie. It's fucking crazy.

I mean, it's like what will stick, you know? Let's throw everything on the wall. Morris Bender's last title sequence. I would say he went out with a whimper. Yeah. I don't love this song. Although it has his signature Naked Lady with a gun.

Shooting at everything. Just spraying around like a sprinkler. And, you know, I forgot about the fictional country in this that has its own casino. It's Smith City. Robert Brown making his final appearance as M. That's right.

Rayfer Johnson. That's a good name. I was going to ask if that was Rayfer Johnson. I remember he was an athlete and he lit the flame, I believe, of the 1984 Olympics. Well, he's also lighting the flame of our hearts right now. You got to believe it. You don't care for this song, ma'am?

I don't hate it, but I don't absolutely love it. This sounds like something I would call into Delilah to dedicate to somebody. It's very specific to a three-year period. Yeah, I think you're right. Are they getting shot? What is he saying here? Or it's almost like they're lining up to be the bullets of the guy. There's some serious...

Twirling. In this one. I mean, it seems like a missed opportunity to line it. You should have lined up the O's with the boobs. True. I don't know what you're thinking, Bender. Now, I think this woman is the ninja woman. I mean, she is dancing with a king-sized sheep.

And she and David Hedison were at a screening I saw of this at the Alex Theater in Glendale. Yeah. And I think we said hello to her after. And that's all I remember. And then I woke up here. Did you each talk about your dinners with Adavi? Everybody in this cast was forced to have a dinner with Davy. John Glenn, of course, first man to over the earth.

Right? second man to directed James Bond movie in the 80s No, first In the 80s He did For Your Eyes Only Oh nice Who did Octopussy

Glenn? Oh man, Glenn just crushed the 80s, huh? Oh yeah, he was All the 80s No one else directed a Bond movie in the 80s So he's the only one to own a decade of Bond Yeah, I think so Yeah

That's pretty good I think that's honestly a remarkable feat. Yeah. Do you think these two guys were like just talking diehard stories left and right in this other guy, Killifer? No. No. Look, I'm so, I'm so, I think they didn't because they probably were like, while they were shooting this, it was going to be coming out. And they didn't know if it would be a hit or not.

What year did die hard come out? 88, right? Was it? Oh, yeah. Probably. But I bet they're like, we just shot this movie. It was amazing. Matt, right now I would pay a thousand dollars for one of those tears.

That's how much I want cake right now. Do you want cake? I don't have any cake, but... Seems like a weird kiss. I'm just saying. Somewhere I was listening to someone and they talk about how this, the cinematography on this film is just kind of flat like a TV show. And that is a bit of a problem.

That's very true. It's not very beautiful to look at. I think the budget is showing on this movie that this is the first time the budget was kind of really raked back. Oh, is that true? Yeah. Did Living DailySan do well? I think it did okay, but this one sure didn't. And what do you think that is, a virtue of people not understanding CD-ROM technology, or?

They don't have air conditioning in this place? This is the Hemingway House, right? Sanchez hasn't been out of his home base. Is this the last? Who did Hedison's makeup? Someone who also paints ventriloquist dummies? He's the Joker. It's very funny.

This is the last movie that Bond smokes in, right? Other than a cigarette. No. Yeah, okay. I'll allow it. But yes. But like a straight-up cigarette. Sometimes he uses cigarette lighters as a magic tricks to punch people in the face

in great movies. tomorrow never does. He's got a Jimmy Dean quality of that guy. But not nearly as enjoyable. No. I love that that tray handles laser discs. Also, I like that James Bond picks up that photo like, this is where you put all your secret discs.

That went so easily into that frame, it feels like it was made to hide CD-ROMs. Oh, Sharky. Way to go. It's not that funny. I love watching the extras on that. Killefer. I mean, that should be your first clue

that this guy might not be all all he's cracked up to be. Are you really Colombian? I've never heard that before. Who's yelling no more questions? Yeah. What does the cop care? I mean, I know what you're thinking of viewers at home.

This is an excessive amount of people to be transporting a person. Yeah. But you're going to see that it's not enough. That's right. This guy's in the pool with his suit, opening some champagne. Here's the old guy with the beard.

I love this guy. Time traveling Michael G. Wilson. I like the two bearded people I've seen so far. Everybody's in the same three colors. It's a wedding. You can't wear black. But nobody coordinates like this. I've sought that lighter out.

It's more expensive than you'd think. How much is it? Like 800 to 1,200 to 1,200. my God. Because it's like sterling silver. Right. You know? And then I'd have to get it carved.

Or engraved, rather. How many people have done that? Honestly, they're all listening. Yeah. Or they don't know this podcast exists. I mean, why would you have so much paint on the butt of your gun? I was just going to say his poor gun was bleeding before he hit him. Pretty good stunt though.

Come on. I mean, are we having fun or what? Holy shit. I like that Matt doesn't know if he's having fun. I also don't know if... It's right. It's back there. That scared me.

I thought we weren't recording. Keep it back down on the bottom. How'd that change? I don't know how that changed. We're just having... This is some good underwater stuff, you know? It's summer. Because it's quick.

You know, not as long as, say, a thunderball underwater sequence. Yeah. It's some, some time. Not as slow because there's like a ticking clock on the scene. I mean, why wouldn't they just fill that tank that they give the FBI agent with poison? You know what I mean? save yourself $2 million right there. Yeah, why did it, why not kill him now?

Yeah, exactly. Is there some reason they change on it? I mean, maybe he's honorable, and that's what we're trying to express here. He does say that. When's the last time? Like, there hasn't been any good scuba stuff since what? Since this? The last movie with great scuba stuff?

Yeah. I mean, the last good submarine action was Titanic. So, I mean... What do you mean, submarine? Oh, with the bookends? Yeah, yeah. No, but like, I mean, like, I mean, like, like a scuba sequence.

There's no, is there any in Brosnan? Yes. What? Tomorrow never dies. They go check for the missile on the boat. Right. And I would describe that as probably flawless scuba scene.

So the answer to question, man, is, yeah. You can't talk over that tender moment. They can mute us. She threw it anyway. Did I say something wrong? Guys, if you need to pause your movies, go back to hear the tender moment feel free. Yeah.

There's the Tracy reference. I talked over it. But again, this is a commentary, so you really shouldn't be worried about that. Why does James Bond peel out of there? Wouldn't you if you had a big-ass rear-wheel drive American car? Well, if I'd been insulted about my dead wife, sure. Oh, no.

I mean, it's wrong, completely wrong part of his body he grabbed. I know. He just hit him in the shoulder blade. Oh, my God. Every time I watch this, I forget he's, the one in this movie. Anthony Zerby. Look at that costume, though.

It's perfect. See, if a glass eye, what is going on there? It moves, but it doesn't, something's not working. The eyelid? Who can't finger you? There was a guy out there. He sort of had a lazy eye. I couldn't tell, but you want him.

If there was any doubt whether or not this guy liked boats, just take a look at his shirt, because it's got boats on it. That's just good costume design. They were talking about Killefer like that and he was just in the next room. By the way, I wonder if it was like, we need to also get this guy's size because we're going to have to have a suit ready for him once he makes the deal. Benicio is tall too. He's the collector.

I don't think he liked it. His face changed completely. No retail fish. I want all the signs from Bond movies. I think when you're selling fish, it's always good to make sure you get it from a reputable source. Yeah. Not one of these guys that may or may not feed CIA agents to sharks. Is it established?

It's sharks, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Honeymo. The guy that's holding him on the left seems like Elvis's older brother from Quantum of Salas. I will allow it. Shared universe. I mean, oh my God, you're totally right.

I wonder who came up with this, this, oh, I guess it would be in Fleming. Yeah. I was going to say this, this method of. You don't see how it's done. Counter-waiting. He just, his pawn just finds him that way. They know it's sharks, but they don't, the scene isn't in the book. Isn't this guy in more?

Did you even scratch the scratch ticket I got you for being at the wedding? Six million. Oh my God. I'm sorry. I did this. Here's my question regarding the characterization. If he's such an honorable drug dealer, drug lord, if you will, I feel like he should game respect a game situation. We're like, ah, you got me, but I got out. See you later. That should be what happens. It shouldn't be like avenged. I've never known a bad guy or a drug villain to do that. Look at these two. do with their tennis. Everybody's got tennis rackets.

Well, I mean, they're not even the same part. You land in Key West. You're of course playing tennis. What is, Jesus. That's a quality suit right there. I like that. That's actually kind of a timeless cut, too.

Yeah. Pan Am. I love that he's the first class check-in. Mm-hmm. That guy on the right wants to beat him up, huh? You don't think it was the big drug dealer I just helped arrest, do you? What if he gets all the way back there?

And it's like, oh, no, Sanchez is still in custody. We've got Pablo Escobar. Oh, cool. Who brought him in? You missed your flight. He's getting promoted. What? No, no, yeah, you never want to see your door left open. Never.

Especially when there's a CD-ROM at stake. Honeymoon. Walter. Those are some long pants, almost touching the ground. Della. Why does she have her little present? That's a bit much to kill her, huh? This movie is dark.

It's very dark. It starts off not great. I don't know why you think of summer fun when you think of murdered brides. You're learning a little bit about it? And half grooms. He must have dragged that shotgun across the floor. This is the scene that shuts us up. Oh, I want this exact prop. The David Edison?

Yes, the fat-feet and David Edison. So good. I mean, if they just had a conversation, they would have seen there were two sides to everything. Maybe they wouldn't have disagreed. But in the book... Hello, 80s phone. In the book, this happens, but he doesn't have a wife that's killed. Yeah. You want to make it extra dark in the movie for the 80s, you know?

That's right. Whereas lethal weapon starts with... Oh, yeah. Mertad and Hick jumping off the Mster Tile place. No, it starts with that girl killing herself. Oh, that's right. The poplopless girl. Who's this asshole?

That's a Florida chainsaw expert. How proudy of himself. Phil Husky. Phil Husky of honor. Well, jails is in the state of Oregon. Pretty good, huh? I did rehearse that.

I can't let Sharkey hear this. Ooh, I like that. Being addressed as commander. Yeah. Forget about it. Canada? We're going to Canada? Maple syrup.

By the way, thank God we didn't see the other places. How boring would that have been? I know. This is the last place. How many places do you think they went to? seven more than seven 40 they've been at this for months same suit changed clothes i love it why is he still there i know where is he going to go i don't know i mean feel like he'd have probably

pretty good hotel room at that casino it's a gray white is he just making that up or did he think of it on his little walk from the car i think he thinks of it on his walk from the car it's like Jurassic park life finds a way but they're all female Spad, no expense. Where's the shark hunter won? Mr. Goodbye. Okay. You're related to Mrs. Goodnight?

Mr. Goodbye would be a good villain's henchman's name. Better than Mr. Kill, that's for sure. Mr. Goodbye. Where are they going? I'm taking the shark hunter out for a spin. Hold my calls. What are they doing? It's a weird way to hold up three fingers.

He would have stayed alive in the cellar in in glorious pastor. Why does this place give him the creeps? Does he not like being around fish? He lived on an island. Yeah. Typical great white behavior at theme parks. Your name is sharky.

Now, a question for you. Yeah. Is that shark enclosed underneath or is that just a shark that happens to be around? I think it happens to be around. It's like, a shark they feed like a stray cat. What do they name them? Pepper.

My first horse in Red Dead was pepper. Really? Yeah. I can't remember if I have this right, but in the book, I know this happens in the book, but I can't remember if it's too Milton Crest, but that's when Bonn puts a puffer fish down his throat or the girl does. That's cool. I was surprised they didn't use that in this movie. They probably were like, we can't show it in there.

inside. Maybe they'll do it in Bond 25 since it's down on Jamaica. Finally, the thing we always wanted. Oh, no, you can't let that hit the red. If it hits the red, all the cocaine goes bad. Well, cocaine starts on fire. Do you think he's looking for Felix's legs? They've got to be in here somewhere. What if he found him? Or the bloody shotgun. Sucker! Weird of him to say that. The word is the worst little insert. will they eat it? Nothing's going to happen. He'll just be in worms. I guess there were maggots, right? Crops? I don't know. Yeah, maggots. Oh, no. That was, that was my favorite fish tank.

Didn't get at any point. Anybody said I'm getting too old for the shit and they had to cut it. Are you, B. Kaya. This looks like they slightly redressed this for the cocaine factory. structurally. I could be way off. I'm just trying to look for money-saving techniques. I think it's all over the place here. Because that's why they shot Mexico because it was cheaper, right?

This is a cartoon. Yeah. It's a gritty cartoon. It really is. Dalton does look like I imagine Bond, though. Maybe more than anybody. I can see that. The way Fleming describes him,

He's just kind of... I don't know how Dalton's just... He does look most like that artist rendering. Yeah. Nice job, Shucky. Whoa. Okay. I'll give you $10,000 of it.

I can give you $400. This is pretty bad ass, though. This is also very Fleming. And the book, he's always like getting money and giving it away because he just doesn't think he's going to live long. He just doesn't. care. Money doesn't motivate him.

Yeah, I think that that's sort of always clear in the, in the, whenever there's money, is that the only take? I like this. But he's going to say like, you know, like when he wins all the money at the, at the casino in Octopussy and then he throws it on the streets. Yeah. He's like, he doesn't care because he's got that unlimited expense account. Right.

Every James Bond post-credit sequence should, should be him, sitting at the MI6 accountant's office while they go through what he spent during the movie. I'm showing $1,700 for shoes? Well, yes, I went to a different locale. I needed different shoes. Are were these all wedding guests? Because they're all wearing the same damn color palette, except for that guy. I think on Key West, everyone's a wedding guest, you know?

Yeah. Background beard's pretty good. No, actually, it's not on the books. We don't have a shark eating law. That's pretty specific. No, we don't. Don't be silly, James. Why is that guy smiling?

Oh, kiddies. Like, they're all little kids. Do you think that's supposed to be a blow-filled mislead? I don't know. I think so, the way they shot it? Really? Yeah. I think it's clear we've already met our villain.

You're right. No James Bond movie. He has more than one villain. Yeah. Honestly, that's a lot of cats. This is 100%. This is meant to be a fucking Or that maybe you're supposed to think it's Hemingway.

I never died. I'm so grateful you can see me. Not many can. You have to help free my ghosts from this place. I blew my head off with a shotgun, and apparently you can't get into each he'd double heaven sticks without your head. I need you to find it. It's inside some of these cats.

I disagreed with something that shot. me. I got to remember that for one of my books. You read me? You read me? I have to Walthor B.K. I'm so sorry. Oh, go for it. Oh, I've never seen M so upset with Bond. Oh, just crank it real hard. Okay. Which way? The way of normal door hub goes? To the right, I think. Here, I'll do it. It was locked. Got it. Just having a little, just doing some door talk. All right. We got the first of many, not the first, but of all the bond rogues, this is going to start off a big one. Although, does it happen in Golden Eye? I'm left to one to this on my own.

I don't think so, but of the modern bond, the second half, where it is very prevalent to bond to go rogue. I feel like this is the one that really sets the precedent from which we never really return. Hmm Well, listener, it's just you and me Watching this movie and it's like Imagine, I don't know, we're cuddling or something Hi That's some pretty sweet wallpaper

That wallpaper was a guest at the wedding He is Boracho Look at that cable knit But only twice down his shirt Also, that's not even wallpaper, it's just fabric This is the things I talk about when I'm left to my own devices He's drunk, right? I mean, we're being a lot.

honest. That was pure Foster Brooks. You missed some Anthony Zerby drunk acting that was like Foster Brooks. He goes, you better stuck up. That's not a phrase we use much anymore. I'd like to bring that back.

Let's see what we can do. I'll tell you who's stuck up. This fucking captain. Yeah. Look at him the way he's so perfect. Does he, does the captain know all this nefarious shits? No, he's just the captain. This is a good gadget. Why do I never remember this gadget when we're thinking of gadgets?

Because he's rogue. So where did he get it? From, I think, Sharkey. He killed the Manterey and just strapped it to him. He skinned it. He built this. While he was tying flies, he also was making Manterey boats. Scuba, what would you call this?

Underwater Squirrel suit. Thank you. Pretty good trick. Wouldn't they feel that? I mean, I think that boat's pretty big, right? Oh, it's that submarine he's tying himself to. Maybe they would feel it, man. This movie's now no good.

I know, I ruined it. Excuse me, it's the middle of the day. I'm tired. What is going on with you? This is your summer movie. I know. You say this movie exemplifies summer more than any of the ones that we haven't watched. yet. Well, no, Thunderball, but I don't have the energy for...

No one has the energy for Thunderball. Any others that are particularly... Summary? I think of Casino Royale is a summer movie. Yeah. I think of Dr. Noe is a summer movie for me also. Live and Let Die. And then it's hard to say when Goldfinger takes place. Is it during the Kentucky Derby? So it's probably like May. Is it?

Maybe I'm just thinking because he's drinking mint juleps at a horse farm. It must be the Kentucky Derby. I don't know. This is a great place to put people. Yeah. A body vault. What was so funny? What was so funny?

You got to be kidding me. That's the funniest thing you've ever said. I got to tell Frank. Where's Frank? Frank. Frank, you got to hear this. Where are you, man? What is that guy doing?

Sleeping. I don't know. Oh. There is a weird history of James Bond sneaking around yachts. Yeah, maybe that's what he's really into. Tell me, Mr. Bond, what's your favorite activity? Yat sneaking? I like yacht sneaking.

I guess I understand the, like, Spanish guitar in this, but I don't, it just doesn't feel Bondian, you know? It also doesn't make sense. This soundtrack sounds more like diehard than Bond. Oh, that's interesting. Same composer. I'm going to listen for it. He's pretty scary there.

Well, I mean, he's gone rogue. I'm going to have to strip search you to be sure. Why are you such a creep? A little drunk, you know, well, that's not the way to think about it. There's a good beard, that guy. No. I always forget about this.

Two sharks and a shark. Sharky. That's what they're all laughing about. Oh, you think that got back to the boat? That's what he was laughing at when he's looking for Frank. This movie's so mean to everybody we love. Yeah. Which is Sharkey and Felix's wife.

M flew to Florida. That's something. Why does he... Why didn't have a light on it? Was that a flare? That was a weird cut, right? Yeah, there was a little edit there. I wish it went through him and punctured the tank

and he had a whole other thing to worry about. Me? But I thought I was helping. I have a gun. And I have a cabin? He might be the shipmate of the month in which you get a cabin. I mean, it does seem like a lot of people

do working on that one boat. Yeah. They got a lot going on. That boat seats what? I mean, sales 12. I don't understand. Seats 100. Boy, this is real slow.

What? This underwater stuff. All underwater stuff is so slow to me. You're going to get some Bond theme in a minute. You're going to get some fun airplanes skiing. I do like airplane skiing. You're not wrong. Joystick?

It's like playing Tron. Now, that guy's just, is that just a regular, he's there to pick up the monies? Yeah, give them the heroin. Tell them we don't want this. It's wit. Even the money's baby blue. So it might great opportunity, by the way, for James Bond to have stolen one of those blue diving outfits and put a goggle on and walk around freely.

Yeah. Milton Crust is wearing red and white candy striped pants. That stuck out at me just now. Yeah. And this little cable knit. It's not quite a sweater. It's not quite a shirt. What is that?

It really should have a forward and backward facing camera. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to like tell the WaveCrest Sentinel that it's wrong, but I think it's wrong. I think it should have a camera on the front and back. Those panels sure came off easy. Someone's very angry at our cocaine. Cicane. Post-credit sequence for this.

Some hopped-up fish talking to each other about how they're going to take over everything. It's like the cocaine shrimp. This is interestingly slow. If you think about where we are story-wise and how long the movie's been on. Like there hasn't been a single ninja yet. There hasn't been one ninja or toothpaste explosive. Right. Is Moneypenny in this movie?

even got into itthmus. Oh my god. Do they know how much it cost to replace that hose? I don't know. I think Money Penny is not in this movie. That seems crazy. Unless it's not some sort of movie, like some sort of video phone. Maybe.

That doesn't happen. There's also that like Miami Bar and Grill roadhouse that they go to. Yes, but you get some great high-wasted jeans. Yeah. Here we go. Pretty badass. come on. That's amazing.

Did you know that in an interview during the filming in September of 1988, Dalton denied media claims that his bond was not allowed to have much sex due to the AIDS epidemic at the time. However, in a 2007 interview, he admitted that that was true. Interesting. That's delightful. Would you hold under that door or let it go? I like a lung.

I would hold onto it, hoping it would work a sort of parachute. Yeah. Like, slow me down just enough to live. Right. This is the least commercially successful James Bond movie in the United States. Yeah, that's right. Lethal Weapon 2 came out that summer as well, I think. Do you know why the budget restraints were placed on this film, Matt?

Why? Because they were still paying the interest on the overspending from Moonraker. What? Yes. But that movie made so much money. The youngest actor to play a villain in a Bond movie is 21. year old Benicio del Toro in this film. Henschman, huh?

But has there been anyone younger since? No, I think we'd have to have like a 20 or a 19 year old, which just seems crazy. We talked about that in our fantasy draft because Taryn had Millie Bobby Brown and I was thinking about Barry Keough. Back to Hemingway. Oh, I'm so glad you've come. You must choose wisely. Same here.

That was like when Maglites were new. Those were hot shit. The big maglites with the D batteries were the shit. No, I'm just saying like they were the shit. Yeah. But now, you know, my favorite flashlight brand meant surefire. Really? Yeah.

They were expensive, though. And they started making knockoffs. So what is this thing? Do you think there's any, this bit of trivia? Do you think there's any chance of this bit of trivia is true? Ready? Yeah. Robert Davy was taken by several thugs while on vacationed in South America to an

actual drug lord no the man enjoyed his portrayal of a drug lord no there was some like safe funny version of that that he's probably twisted into that story and tells i'm surprised he didn't tell me that one although we didn't talk much about bond all he wanted to do was talk politics and this was pre-trump he's a huge trump guy even then that seems a very foresight this place is so 80s action movie. Whoa. Jesus Christ. Stop. Sorry, everybody. Sorry. That was my alarm for the plot to start moving again.

They like lifeline. What does she get? I missed it. That's interesting shoulder holster. Facing up. This other guy. He used all the hair gel. She's wearing a wiser.

wig, you know. Yeah, definitely. Budweiser with a lime? I was really going to pay. Why do you do that to me? This is where my wallet is. Does this exist in films anymore? The roadhouse. I know. I was just wondering. It should. What a way to pull that knife out. Yeah. You know, the point of having a switchblade is to be quick and sneaky with it, not to reveal it to everyone and lunge slowly. Love that pantsuit. by that lady there, kicking butt. Yep. These are not wedding guests. That jacket's very short.

It's almost like a like a like a like a like a like a bullfighter. Yeah. So far best mall in the movie is that. I forgot about this. It just feels like a Bert Reynolds movie. I forgot about this. Hooper or Smoking the Bandit. Honestly, I'd be happy to be watching Smoking the Bandit right now.

Love that movie so much. I love that she is not, she just doesn't stop. She's just such a professional. Yeah. That's ridiculous. What if she has a special CIA issued shell? Yeah, the size of a... Designed for that.

Designed for that. What if it's actually like a necklace made of pellets that comes out that blows a perfect hole in anything? Just cuts it out. I got to say with the wildness of that roadhouse, I feel like the, um, the whole place wouldn't stop for that shotgun. I don't know. Although actually once they saw the hole it blew in the wall They were probably like she must have some super special shells And why are you acting like it wasn't?

This Keff Lars is great Now I end up liking her as a bong girl But here she feels a little Denise Richardsy Oh that's the ADR I like her I think she's already much better than Denise Richards' performance She talks like Hans Solo Solo never works

I can make it back to shore in 12 parsecs. Or you just got a boat with low gas. What are they didn't hip, if you'll want? You got me. Is it that obvious? They miss them. You have the best calves in the business. They're gone now.

Matt, this is clearly on a sound stage. Yeah, no kidding. Why are we ADRing it still? That's a good question. It may not actually be a sound stage. I don't know. That's a tough one. Well, look, if they're having budget restrictions, I'm going to say, let's put this on a soundstage.

Cubby, I could have saved you about 40 grand. That has to be a sound stage. There's no way. They wouldn't waste the time. Oh, I bet it's because whatever fan they're running. That's what they're doing. Can't they just put the fan further back? I know.

This turned on a dime. This turned on a dime. He doesn't want to wipe the blood off his lip before he makes out with her. She just let one rip. I mean, this is the 80s, the Aedes. Still at a soundstage. They're at the Paramount Tank. Soundstage.

Oh, here's where you get... Miniature buses and people. Oh, there's Moneypenny. Thank God. Lover's not experts. He's a grammar Nazi. That's a thick, thick lenses. Look at this glass.

Why is Q their man in his? He's not He, she puts She sends Q Okay I mean if they're Electing presidents Based on moustaches

They chose correctly Yeah Tom Seller wouldn't emigrate Come on You know I was second place In the presidential elections Which makes me of course Vese president

But they still keep me Dejob I was not in the elections Where did that money come from? The drug bust. All right, but I'll need $600. Good question. It's 89.

South of the border. Which border? Pick one. Yeah, south of the border. He doesn't even live in the States. South of the border, do you think he's referring to the roadside attraction that's just past Georgia? What's that? South of the border?

I don't know, though. It's a great thing. You start driving south if you're heading to Florida from, say, anywhere in the northeast, right? I think 1,200 miles out, you see your first billboard for it. It's coming south of the border, 1,200 miles, 600 miles, 300 miles, so on and so forth. And then you get there and it's just a... You missed it. It's a truck stop with a large statue slash sign.

He needed it. A card for that? It's America's favorite highway oasis, man, south of the border. And that's the giant sign. Oh, wow. Makes me want a burrito. I wouldn't eat one from south of the border. Time for me, PPK.

All right. You got this? Enjoy yourself. Yep, this is clearly filmed inside of the Los Angeles Electric Company. What a double take. That would be, I mean, I'd put a pigeon. and above that double take. Guys, I don't remember how much he deposited.

Two million dollar line of casino. Oh, this is... Apparently, Wayne Newton sent a letter to the bond producers saying, I really want to be in a bond movie. And this is the role they gave him. And quite frankly, it's the weirdest thing ever. He's establishing the price of cocaine. through Jesus? Or, I mean, it's unclear what he worships.

You know, the maggots and crests lab in Key West were really white plastic fishing grubs. I think that was pretty clear to all of us. Oh my God. You know, that, now when we're talking beards, honestly, I think that that iguana is the MVP of this movie. I don't, again, understand. Why he can't pick up the phone and call. It just doesn't make any sense.

I'm back. He's playing so many hands of blackjack, Matt. Well, he's got to do it. Here, is I brought you some water and a power bar to get us to this. Thanks, pal. I always forget about this secondary henchman guy. We all always forget about everything in this movie. No.

You know, the president, by the way, Pedro, Hector Lopez. The son of Pedro. grow. Yeah. From Russia with Love. Wait. He's the son of Karam Bay, right? Yeah.

Now, at this point, has he not, he hasn't seen James Bond? Sanchez? Yeah. He has, but not probably in a way he'd recognize him. Gotcha. I love it. Split and eights against, what does he have an eight? I love it.

That's exactly right. Boom. stay bust by the way I just wanted to say for the record we just saw him

lose about three times that much so the gulp from the pit boss is ridiculous I was at I was in Palm Springs

yesterday and we went through casino aquacaliente or morongo I can't remember but they had the diamonds

of forever slot machine which was like an analog slot machine yeah I like that one you too I didn't play some clips if you hit some bonuses

That was kind of fun. Goes fast. I think you read Aquacliante downtown. Do you know that Eric Clapton and Vic Flick were asked to write and perform the title song? Apparently they re-recorded and made a video of a new version of the James Bond theme with the guitar riff played by Flick. However, the theme was rejected by the producers. That's crazy.

And then it doesn't exist anymore for some reason. Oh my God. General Pushkin was almost in this. What? Why? Well. As the same character? Yes.

but he was filming Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade. The scheduling conflicted. Who? John Reis Davies. Oh, I was thinking General Georgie, Kostov. Who would he have played? Pushkin. But I bet they probably, like, turned somebody else's role into that, like, Q or something?

Oh, that kind of would have been fucking great if it was Pushkin coming. I mean, then it would have been a fucking Indiana Jones movie. I think that Bond would care so much if Bushkin got half eaten by a shark Or that he'd be invited to the wedding Yeah, who would he have been? Maybe that Maybe that guy that like with the ninjas

Her acting's a little stilted unfortunately, huh? I don't know if it's I think any time there's ADR happening in these movies It just makes the acting that much worse Yeah first bond girl to drink his vodka martini. Man, a martini sounds good right now. You're not wrong about that.

Listen to the score, too. But isn't that, wasn't that dietic music? I don't know. Look at that guy. Oh, he's got a scar too. Well, give me more of that guy. Scarpine. Well, we decided instead to give you more of numbers guy.

A guy I used to do comedy sports improv with. His name is Anthony Stark, by the, boy Tony Stark he's got to be loving that now such a strange choice with way newton but i just really kind of like it i want that book secrets of cone power revealed i mean it's like a think about a pyramid right now round out the edges okay i've done it you've got common power yep that's Elvis i know it is it's his father it's his father yeah because where was he Bolivia, right? Yeah.

Migrated over to Bolivia from Missis. It is his father, yeah. Thousand percent. Now, if he had a flashbang on the hilt of that thing, he could take everybody out right now. Strange haircut they give him on this one, because these hair slicked back, but not on the sides. Who's this? Dalton. I think that's just what they do for his hair line at this point.

I think it's very thinning on top. But the side's, though. Like, slick them back a little. so far out on the sides. It looks like he's wearing a colonial viper helmet. Now, there's a reference you can take to the bank. I took it to the bank. They were also confused.

And they said, I'm sorry, you actually owe us money. Let's see. Carrie Lowell is the only long order alumnist to appear in a James Bond film. That seems... That's crazy. That seems not possible. Ice tea? What was Ian?

You're thinking of when Bond drank iced tea in Goldfinger. She's married to Richard Gere, right? He hates iced tea Because he hates regular tea I gotta assume he also hates ice tea It's mud water There they are

So we only get Michael G. Wilson's voice in this movie? Yeah, in the beginning Well, that's disappointing He could have been a guest at a wedding I know He could have been a former presidential candidate Yeah, he would have won Who does he think it is?

I'm so confused by that move was it is it that she had it made to like it's not going to be any more or less comfortable to do action in well yes she'd have more leg room to run i thought it was flowy at the bottom it was also tight okay yeah i'll allow it now it's long again no it's not isn't it well i think it's just below it's a different no way yeah that was above the knee wasn't it oh look at that don't do that to Desmond. I'm thinking of building a fishing boat for my

retirement. I wish they'd seated it here. I wonder if this would have been Pushkin. If it was, that would have been great. But also so Indiana Jones look.

Look, it's clearly already been used. It's all charged. Well, he has to reuse some of the stuff because Bond always destroys his stuff. Yeah. See, it's above the knee.

That's fun. Are these his smallest hands? Yeah, they may be. Oh, no. They got big again. Those are in the white. I mean, look at. His finger is the width of two Timothy Dalton fingers, and Timothy Dalton is six

foot three. Desmond Llewellyn is wearing Desmond Llewellyn gloves. We should sell those. I know. Like Holcans? We should just paint a pair of Hulcans flesh color. I know. It's an x-ray, right?

isn't that what it is? Yeah. It is odd because there's no way it would look like that. Like, am I mistaken or were those skeletons expressive? They were both shocked skeletons. He goes for the softer bed. I like that. I know.

I like that little bit of business John Glenn gave Q. Or do you think Desmond Lewellyn came up with that on the day? I bet neither. Dalton. Now, gentlemen, I could have told you all the price here instead of having some sort of elaborate TV show where you're all told the price and agree to it or not. I know. Thanks for being here. Michael G. Wilson could have been either of those ladies and dresses.

Could have been at a roulette table. This is a post office, by the way. I did look that up. Oh, really? Where? In Mexico? Oh, wow. God, I wish he was successful in this attempt because the movie would be a lot.

over. Come on. This is a James Bond movie in a podcast you've chosen to do. You've got, you've got, wait, you can't, you can't put this on me. You're the one who wanted summer fun, and we're stuck watching these guys fucking throw trays of shrimp around.

Come on. I'm going to be this way on tomorrow never does. You're going to be much worse. Yeah. At least I'm looking up trivia about this movie to make it somewhat interesting. That's true. To myself.

This is such diehard music. Not this. I don't hear, you know, I don't hear the diehard influence. I keep saying it. But again, I don't know that I could even place the diehard theme, unless it had lyrics that went like. There isn't that much of a theme, but then there's the ninth symphony of Beethoven,

the ode to joy that they use a lot. Not in this, but I like that. A rope sheathing. cummer bun. That guy's in so much stuff. Yeah. But the guy to the left of him, the more interesting guy with the afro in the mustache, in nothing.

Not so much. In nothing but this. But I want him to be in more things. Yeah. Look at that. He grabs the boo with that statue. That's your Glenn for you. Yeah.

Oh, and speaking of Glenn. There they are. What a weird trademark. Better, by the way, than the, the Bond's double take when Pam comes in with a haircut. which you missed because you were PPPing. Yeah. Was worse than the pigeons, I think. Less believable.

It's very far. It's like the whole hemisphere. Yeah. They all love his presentation. They clapped about it. Again, do you think Q was like so proud of himself when he named those lark cigarettes?

Yeah. That's a pretty good gadget. It is. It is a very good gadget. Doesn't need those lights. Again, I need more from the Afro-Asian gentleman. That guy could have been pushing. I mean, it's an interesting sort of character to put in, right?

This number crunching Wall Streety type guy. But it just feels the Sanchez, the Sanchez organization is so hodgepodgey feeling to me. Yeah. It's like a po-pery of action movies. Yeah. Well, I think that's exactly. We need a this guy. We needed that guy.

Again, let's look at this guy with the curly hair. That's the number one guy. He looks like he looks like he was designed by Jim Henson. I love them. I want to take them home. I want them on a t-shirt. I want an animatronic of him and Disney. Do you think if James Bond ever came under the umbrella of Disney

that they would build a James Bond attraction? Yeah, I'm sure they would because that's all they do now. That's all they've ever done is build attractions based on their IP. Is that being one of these weirdos who thinks it's a new thing? Yeah, but they... Sorry, have you ever ridden Peter Pan? Guess what? It was an IP.

I know, but it was there. They're now just swallowing franchises to make theme park shitlands out of them. Shit lands. Shit lands. That girl looks 14. Which one? In the powder blue. I missed it.

What if you opened that door outside has some fun? And all of those women were actual clowns. Making balloon animal swords for these guys. Maybe a pirate hat. Or let's have some fun and it was just an arcade. Let's have some fun. Let's have some fun. And it's just a pop a shot in a ski ball.

So why do you can be my record? Why do you hide that gun as a camera when you're going to pack it with what's clearly a barrel in a scope? Well, it's also, I mean, would it have been more like, yeah, wouldn't it have been more interesting if it was. I mean, that's a scope. It's a scope as a scope as a scope. But also it's like you, I feel like you have the scope built into the camera. Like you could have just used the lens mirror system of the camera to be the scope. But again, I'm not.

Not Q? Uh-huh. It's not my branch. As we all know, my branch is snacks. This kind of reminds me so much of the Megatron transformer with all its attachments. Pretty good. But then when I'm dead, I will not care about being the president. Damn it, he's got us.

The logic loophole continues. What is she doing? I like how James Bond and I was like, I should probably kill her. first, right? Just blew the... Oh, these fucking ninjas. That's why the movie's so long. It's the ninjas.

They ruined his plan here. This is too many 80s things in one movie. Did he just say, say cheese in Japanese? Seemed like it. I think he did. This is really dumb. What? I love this British guy, though.

Those are, by the way, just tuxedo thieves. They know a good one on this. They see one. Go steal tuxedos. This guy. I think this must have been Pushkin, who Pushkin was going to be. That works. I like it.

But I do love this actor. Oh, not this guy. There's like a British guy that comes in. This guy. Is he in the Empire Strikes Back that guy? He just looks like he would be. I've got to look him up. He seems familiar.

I have it right here. Now here's the question. What the hell is his name? Yeah. He's so... Charles Gray. Does he look like Hawkins? He looks like a Hawkins.

Let me see. Well, no, sorry, the... I'm just looking at the names. Oh, he's dead now. Wait. Where are they from Hong Kong? Yeah. And they're ninjas?

Yeah. Hmm. I see. I wouldn't worry. about it. They didn't. Exactly. What movie are we watching?

Hi. This is where I go. Like, what movie is this? Oh, that's right. And she gets like monster squibbed. It's also too brightly lit for some of the violence in this movie, you know? It's almost like if a Disney film went rogue. It's all such a, um, it's so 80s.

I mean, I guess like some of the, uh, no. Yeah, I know. My alcacizer. A little aggressive, but I did like the hearing, the shells hit the floor. Yeah. Do you find out who that guy is? No, I'm still looking. He's not named at all in the movie.

Let me see. In an unprecedented move, we're both doing them on IMTP. He might be. I mean, look, I think that that scene, that shot right there, they got to the set, Glenn walked around. saw that thing. It was like, that's freaky. Let's make a thing of it. Yeah. Look how creepy Killefer looks now.

He looks like a very like, he looks like a fit David Byrne. Oh, that's right. He's in Heartbreak Ridge. Yeah, he does look like David Byrne. Everett McGill. Hmm. Let me see if I can find this guy. No, he's not Heller. Heller's the guy that's with Sanchez now. It's Christopher Neem. Oh, yeah, Fallon. And he was in Ghostbusters. He's in the prestige, the mummy.

The only question is, was he in? Vampire Strikes Back. Let me look. No. I don't think so. He was in killer net. He did a lot of Star Wars video games. Jag.

Did he do a lot of Star Wars video games? Yeah. Maybe that's where I'm remembering him from. And something where he looks like a road warrior. Oh, that's road warrior. Star Wars Old Republic. I don't know. Anyway.

Now we're talking summer, my friend. Here we go. Are you ready for the summer? Ready for the sun? Are you ready for the good times? Good times. How gray was Dobby's hair at this point, do you think? Looks very, very colored.

How old is he? Do you think? I'd say he's 40. Um. Hang on. Look at his neck. Yeah, I mean, he looks at least 40, maybe 43 even. No, he's 38.

Huh. Well, I've got more gray than him and I'm 35, so. But I had more gray than that when I was 38. He's definitely dying his hair for sure. Again, my favorite thing in a Bond movie is genuinely friendly. villain. Yeah. Yeah.

In a pink shirt. Yeah. Bond and a funicular just doesn't feel right. I love it. Like, your own angel's flight? I mean, it's just like... This whole set. This whole location doesn't...

I don't know. That's Heller. You done it again, Franz Chaz. I don't know how you do it. Every time I come here with information, you already have it. What am I doing?

Guess what number I'm thinking of? 007. How do you? God damn it. And I don't know why you won't do that at parties. You just do that for me, huh? It makes me feel special. Well, I just can't let everyone know how good I am at it.

I sure do appreciate it, boss. Look at that white TV. I like it. I really like her. That line. He told you to stay. You're asking for big trouble. You'll never make it.

Here's some trivia for you. Was there a writer's strike while this was being written? Oh, the answer is yes. the writers on this movie. I did a good job today. She likes me. Finally. I will tell my wife, we don't have to worry.

So she was not allowed to go to the motor, to the boat. I guess not. But she's just going shopping. Oh boy, he is going to get it. Yeah, she probably just killed that man. BSS pirate. Pirata. Talk about a winner of a wet t-shirt contest.

He's just doing a cross- puzzle he needs he's got his crossword glasses I don't believe her even though I've seen this my only sin is I'm introducing more plot points into this movie well you know I think when you're

I don't know what are we an hour and 20 into this movie how long into this movie if it says 40 minutes I'm going to cry hour 30 okay we're an hour and a half into the movie and you're now they are now introducing a G plot a G plot

G plot All Bond movies have a G plot It's weird to see Bond with Stubble Yeah When he's not drinking a scorpion tequila Yeah In the book he's like

Shaves four times a day Shows eight times a day You would too if you had that much guilt Yeah Look at that neck That's the neck of a 36 year old Yeah how old is Dalton in this? He's 36

I have no idea I'm just guessing. Don't worry, Q. I was going to kill her, but now everything's fine. Don't worry about it. He's 43 in this. Well, let me just tell you. He looks great. Yeah, he does.

Oh, my God, I forgot about the wave crest. Oh, yeah, his head's got to blow up still. Good God. Wait, what's happening here? She has wave crest. She has a wave crest outfit? I mean, did they just go to a patchmaker? Like, what has that?

He's got the harbor master. Oh, that's what it is. Okay. Thing. They clearly beat some harbor master up because their clothes are too big, right? Yeah, yeah. And these guys have never seen a female harbor master. Ew.

What accent is that? Q's driving a boat and a car in this movie. That's big. I mean, he designs so many cars and boats. You'd think he could probably drive it pretty well. Why is Heller a military guy? What is happening? He's a military guy in his own private army, just like, what's his face from the movie that I forget the name of right now.

Quantum of Salas? No. Oh, God. Oh, Bradwicker? Yeah. I only know him is Wade. What is that? Like a folded note?

It says turn left. I don't know. I guess it is on how to get down to the. little... Now what you're going to want to do is walk 16 steps, port. She's like, which side's port?

Why does he dive like that with a little pointy hands at his head? Well, to break the water in front of him. Such a dainty dive. Shut open. Not close and open. It would be funny if she looked at the paper again

and then hit open. Wait, when I'm supposed to do? Count to five, four, five. And I'll be right there. I guess my question is, is if you're going to do that, what James Bond did, you know, with that tiny dive, etc., would you have worn a swimsuit?

Did he know he was going to? I feel like he knew he was going in, right? Plus, he's got a whole thing he can change into here. Right. Now, if I remember correctly, Matt, again, I might not be remembering, but Bond has told him that the wavecress guy has been stealing from him. Yes. And he's making sure that it happens by taking that money out and putting it into the thing.

Right. And then Scarface James Franco. Mm-hmm. Ska-Franco? Ska-Franco. I think there's a piece of paper that tells us what everything is. Let me look for it. Now, the plan is just get off the boat, right?

Why is everything beaten up in there? Oh, because they... They hit the thing. Yeah. He's so drunk that no one's believing his story. Yep. Lay off the hard sauce, everybody. Hey, are you else?

was his father? No, I am. Are you James Franco's father? Yes. This is so weird. It is a great dummy head blow up though. Yeah. Hey, look at this.

It's a... It shows you they've come a long way since Canangip alone. They could have just put some black instruction paper on here. I never would have seen it. He's so sweaty. I don't believe that anything. Everything's yellow and pink right now. Who?

What? I guess this... is like five years after Miami Vice and they're just thinking like, yeah, that'd be cool. This thing is so Miami Vicey. Well, it is, but it's also so, I mean, that's just, that just was Florida, that, that area at that time. Good hiding job. This is a pretty good twist.

Yeah. So you do love this movie. Guys, he tricked me into loving this movie. I love it now. he's so mad about it that he's going to ruin the money with all the brain guts no he's going to have a londert oh that's right thank you no anything but blowing up my head

Anthony Zerby's perfect for this part because he already looks like he's slightly being depressurized I also love just I don't think that that beeps like that I've just decided that guy he just knows as if they've done this before they probably did it on the Shark Hunter 1. Yeah, that's right. Why does it sound like a teapot?

Why does it sound like a teapot? That does look pretty good. I mean, it's definitely a balloon, but... Frontside just kind of reminds me of Michael Myers. Because he's so calm and cool? Yeah, and just kind of looks like a scary mask face, and it kind of moves slow. Gives me chills.

He's actually wearing a T.J. Hooker mask. No one will ever suspect me now. I know. I have this hat on. Let's go to that plane. Have you seen the size of my hands? I think they're down today. You haven't lived until you've gotten that massage from Uncle Kew.

He's going to love this. I'm going to give him $20,000 right now. That chair looks not. comfortable. No. Look at all the scars Dalton has. Well, I mean, he's James Bond. Yeah, but like, usually they're not that brutal. He's right. This is all coming together nicely. You do tricks too, huh? Okay. I like it. Let me get Heller in here. He'll love this. He'll love it. Do it again. I know you're not supposed to do tricks twice, but do it for me. What? What? Yeah. Why would he just spit his nail. And he must have barely just got there.

Just by the skin of his teeth, you know. James, I'm also in pajamas now. With the Chinese. Yeah, all of them. He's just having dinner on Chinese state television. To us. I know. She's from Indianapolis.

She looks like the mother of Contro of Salas. Oh, really? A lady. What's her name? God damn it. Camille? Yeah. Ogo Kery Lincol?

So she's Camille's mother. Yeah. Elvis's father is in this. This movie's very connected. Yeah. Oh, they should, I wish Mathis was in this. James is in danger. Some tests just came back.

He has massive emphysema and cirrhosis. He's only not died because the two of sort of are stronger than life. His blood is nicotine and tar. Yeah. I don't know I don't know I've been weird even when I saw it

Look at the size of those meat hooks Yes I suppose it is Hey At least he's trying to make her feel better You know this whole thing would go Swimmingly If not for Benicio del Toro or a ninja

Question Did he bring the radio Yeah And insert it into a broom Or did he bring a broom That also has a radio on his flight Why does she just have a walkie-talkie And he has a broom

Well he has to be on the outside looking in, you know. She should have a little whisk broom. Well, there's a Hertz over there. Yeah. She's going to take the old XPilocks. Oh my God. The old bagel, flying bagel.

The extreme bagel in locks. Seems dangerous. Yeah. Look how sweaty, everybody is. Father and son. It's a hot summer movie. Why are the camels and elephants in this place? You know, he's just going for some, what's called Miami Ecclectic.

But they're not in Miami. I mean, they're in Isma City. There's your guy again. This is exactly what it was like when they were scouting Tokyo Disneyland. I wonder what that thing is now, if it's still this, whatever it is. I mean, what was it? A concrete factory? I can't be.

What? I don't know. I mean, this is not it. Could I have one for my eyebrows? I'm Timothy Dalton. I mean, look at the rock work right there. there. If you're going to do a foreground miniature bless you, bless you.

That is a flawless foreground miniature. That's amazing. I guess right there. Yeah. Look, I buy it. Still. So good. Do you say miniature or miniature?

I say miniature. What do you say? I guess I say miniature, but I like to say diamond instead of diamond. And diaper. bricks of cocaine. This is an interesting plot point that, like, they're asking you to just believe you can dissolve cocaine and gasoline and then reform it.

I mean, I really thought Q was going to be holding a broom back there. What is happening? I'm still confused by the price-setting Professor Joe aspect of this. I think... Or the need for it. Well, I think it's an ongoing thing. so they don't want to have to meet again. Yeah, but couldn't you just pick up the phone?

I don't know. Didn't want. There he is. Do you think that guy on the left is Wayne Newton's stunt double? Maybe. Sure. My dick is shaped like a cone. But backwards.

It's really a megaphone. It's so weird that they're drinking gasoline. If I shave my beard. I would win the president. Oh. He's so delighted by it. This guy. Do you think that scientist just thinks he's doing science presentation for students?

There's no idea that he's making cocaine. It's quite an operation here. Yeah. I would not be mad at that bed. If I went home and all of a sudden in my bedroom. Santa sleigh? I'd be like, all right. It looks comfy.

looks cozy I like to hang my feet off the end of a bed Oh you don't like to put your feet up No I do He's so good He's never been not good And anything I've seen him

And that being this and Vegas vacation Yeah And Ford Fairling That's one of a kind We only printed one Is this Beethoven as well or Mozart Hard to say that's Michael

Kaman can't get enough see I love that you can't tell if he's serious or not I think he is I love it that's Frank their chief chemist and I ought to do it

do you think he like shot his wad too quickly there you mean what do you mean I think he should have revealed himself just when they walked out of this room he should have just tipped

but he should have off the bridge well I don't still don't think this movie is good so far what this movie's still not good come on i mean we saw honeymoon great line you know the way he says it's probably my favorite part of the movie my second favorite part is uh the roadhouse scene i guess really i admit i might have some nostalgia for this that looks blue that looks that looked like that looked like java the hut was

never in this movie to begin with Where's he going? He's going to find Heller. Oh, where's Heller going? No, where's... Like, the money guy just ran. He's going to find Heller. He said, go find Heller.

But he saw Heller leave, and then he just bolted. I don't know. Okay. So we're saying it's like a shin situation. That's where I do it. He knows about the stingers. Hey, I got to go. My son needs me.

He's in a different movie. You're talking about the little audio things I put the end of my podcast before the commotion? No, no, no, no. He's talking about the things you paint on the back of a headstock after a break. No, no, no, he's talking about a little bee's pokey butt. No, no, no, he's talking about the Corvette. Oh.

Again, ridiculous knife movement. But you know what? Part of the mechanism, right? Yeah, but you don't have to hold it straight out. I know. For a beat. I feel like that was Glenn going like. I know.

That guy was just gliding. Now, this is just plain, mean to do this to James Bond. She appears in a way. Does he think he sees a ghost? And that's what he's had, like, delighted by? I don't know. She had four bullets in that thing? No, you could see the shell sticking out of it.

Oh, it jammed. It jammed. I mean, but also, like, cocaine is directly, entering his bloodstream, so it's got to feel pretty good. Yeah, that's true. Um, missed opportunity? What? For a one-liner? Uh, well avoided. I bet there probably was one there. Do you think she was like, yeah, bloody machine is right. He sure didn't get high. He got low erred into a cocaine chopper. His blood is all over the machine. I'll hit the button now. Hey, are we going to talk about how I got my scar? The audience wants to know.

and you've never asked, which, you know, kind of, kind of sucks because I've been with you for 14 years, man. Also, like, one weekend I didn't have it, and then I showed up on Monday, and I had it. Like, and I had a big bandage on my face. You never asked. Jesus. You want to know how I got this scar. No, I don't really care. They're moving furniture out?

What are they doing? Well, all the furniture's made of cocaine, right? That's right. It's like hollow full of cocaine. But it's weird. The cocaine's made of, my... Oh, no. That is like a horror movie.

This all feels like reshoots the red lights. PG-13. I love how he had that case built to have a space for an Uzi also. It's not an Uzi, man. It's a Mac 11. What was it? Well, I didn't see it, but it might be one of those mini-housies. Okay.

I don't know. You're the gun expert. I'll get back to you. You're the gun lover and expert. I'll tell you right now. Is that a humanoid bear running? What was that statue? I want it.

It's a Maserati, right? I don't know. I believe it's a Maserati. Their love of old Jeeps continues. Let's get out of here. Slowly. Bless you. I mean, by the way, I think they're clear of the explosion.

Yeah. At this point. Really? I love it. I love it. He lives by his own honor code. Please take this golf card as a show of my gratitude for letting me park my plane on your land.

You're safe. What is that, Matt? Is that a real place? I think so. And look it up. Yeah. The old XP locks. You don't like this tanker sequence?

This is the most 80s thing of the movie, I think. Yeah, that's for sure. It's also super American, big rigs. I believe that is a mini Uzi. I appreciate your acknowledgement. Where's the bond theme and the bullet hits? Has that happened yet? That sounds like a dog.

Yeah, it sure does. That's the second time someone's been fended off with a fire extinguisher in a bond movie. It's the Olympa Tech Meditation Institute. The Otomi Ceremonial Center is in Toluca, Mexico. Is it still there? Yes. Should we go? Yeah.

We should. Oh, do you think we can rent Villa Arabesque? Turns out we can. What's, Sanchez's house? Where's that? Mexico? It's in Acapoco. Oh, my God.

Pina perrido. Do you know when that structure was built? When? 1980. The house? No, the meditation. The meditation center. Oh, my God.

That feels right. this of course is just off the uh... uh... Apple Valley freeway in cities you're not going to believe this but there's a very handsome man next to me

forgive me if I don't talk as much I just like it. I get it I get it I love the way those axles just rip out of the bottom of those trucks oh no the bus is never going to believe this he should have picked up that reflector that's just like his assin Martin

Did you see that Bond 25? He's got Dalton's Aston Martin. No, I didn't see that. Yeah, he's driving it. They've shown, there's footage of him driving. It's same license plate number and everything. Leads a little more credence to my theory. Oh, no, it actually doesn't.

No, it does. Because they're just like, this is just a nod, because there's no way that makes any sense. I disagree. But he knows how to do this because of his time in Las Vegas. Yeah, that's true. You know what I mean? These guys are terrified of the tanker.

How did you know how to do it, Las Vegas? Pretty good stunt. I mean, how do you do that? That's incredible. You drive a tanker on its side. That's amazing. Do they think they got the same guys? Yeah.

The same stuntsman from Vegas. Do you think I was like, check my book. I think those guys' names are in there. Even the fucking. bullet ricochet sounds are terrible. Come on. That's pure cocaine. She dropped on them.

Look at she was flying at underwater. That's how blue the sky was, Matt. It's summer. Enjoy it. It's summer. Yeah, I told you. I mean, the sheer genius of this timing. This is a good stunt.

I like this. All of it. Is that the first shit in a Bond movie? No. I don't think. so. I think goldfinger said it a bunch. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. He said, no, Mr. Bond, I expect you to shit.

And they just, that's why they had to dump him. Yeah, he just kept saying every other word. He's like yelling like it's his money. He's like Alex P. Keaton. Yeah. Well, I step on his hand to take that. I don't understand. Whatever. I mean, now that he doesn't have to carry the load of that gas, guess who's going to be super

fast. That's right. Little Jimmy B. These guys. These guys, the four amigosos. I love them. What happened to Franco's dad? Scarface. That's a good question.

He was in the car with Sanchez. Yeah, he's right there, right? No, that's not him. Is that him driving the truck? Maybe. That wasn't supposed to happen. That was a huge explosion. That was a lot of gas.

I'll tell you what, though. If I was at some sort of Backlott studio tour and that happened? Oh, I'd be like, I got my price of emission right here. You'd feel the warmth. Size of that gas pedal. This is the only thing I don't like about that this thing is the wheelie. Now, I'm no truckman, but those are rear-wheel drive? I don't know.

I'm not a truckman either. They can't be. What does she have on the front of that? Doesn't she launch something? No. She had crop dusting stuff. Wait, oh yeah, okay. He knows that that she was bonnet.

I thought it was just now crazy and shooting at everything. That's, these trucks, by the way, he was probably not mad about the cocaine. He was mad about how much they spent on these trucks. Yeah. They have this cruise control and all that rear-wheel drive power. You mean Trubin Lodge? Yes. Yeah.

But doesn't he need to use those stingers to blow up an American airliner? With some ninjas? I don't know. This stunt. I love this. No, wait. Is it this one? No, that's the one that comes back later.

I mean, look, you replaced that tanker truck with a Nazi. era tank. Uh-huh. You got yourself an Indiana Jones movie. Damn right. Oh, there's James Franco's dad. And Elvis, right?

Oh, no, they're not going to make it. Oh, that's a good stunt. Was that Elvis Sr. And... Yeah, I think we lost them both. Oh, my God. It's a tragic day on the set of places to kill. Now, this trail of fire he's making,

is it just to get rid of the cocaine or because he thinks it's pretty cool? Can it be both? I mean, he's got to know he's blowing it up regardless. I think he just thinks it looks cool. Whoa, that's dangerous. I don't think it hit it. But now you're telling me it did hit it?

Also, like, he wasted the Stinger missile because that's a fucking Sessna. You could just shoot it. That thing's still flying. Oh, that hose is mad. There is a lot of good cause and effect in this. It feels Spielberg-y. The mechanics of the chase

at the end of this movie are very sound. Yeah. And I appreciate that and I like it for that. Yeah. There's about an hour of this movie I'd cut out.

If this was a cool hour in 13 minutes, oh boy, I would be on board. What if that then transformed into a large robot? That agreed to help Jake's pod. Pam,

Whitwiki. I am Optimus Bride. James. Cocaine is the all spark. I'll say it is. There's a reason where they are... Oh, boy. I mean, I feel like we're missing an explosion.

How was it going to happen? If only there was something to tie in the movie that started six hours ago with the end of the movie. No. You know, it's not a stunt double. It's actually Timothy Dalton that does this. this dance away from the explosion. Clearly. Oh my God, Benisa Littoro made it.

Where'd the machete come from? Good question. He must always be packing it. Classic kid and wind. Decent explosion sound. Yeah. Is this the most disheveled bonds ever been? No.

I think he's even, I think he's more disheveled at the, um, when he's, uh, getting his nuts hit in the real hard. No, I mean, just like dirty. and torn up clothes. Maybe. Although I feel like in quantum, weirdly, there's, there's, there's, the, yeah, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, in Dr. No, he gets pretty, or gold finger. Well, in Dr. No, when he's escaping, yeah. Now we have to settle this love triangle, man.

He seems like he's in pretty good spirits. I'm called. They're still working on reanimating my wife, but, uh, uh, The iguana, by the way, should have been in more scenes. Yeah. That's so funny. You know, I once... I once stopped a madman who filled a satellite with those.

Also, who the fuck is throwing this party? The thank God Sanchez's dead party? All this men. It's like the EWRIC celebration. I'll tell you who it is. It's the guy who let her go on the boat. Yeah. He's just excited.

He's not going to die. Yeah. Oh, no. I love that he can go back. back to her and she's fine with it, but he was just making out with her. That was just a kiss. That was a friendly kiss. That's how we greet each other, man. I wear that. You have a tuxedo. But then suddenly, she's going to be the first lady. This is weird, tonely, too. I'll tell you what's not weird, the fact that you and I could be drinking at that bar in no

time. Yeah. Should we do that move? Yes. You get in that dress and I'll jump down and All right, but the whole time we're there, you're calling me El Presente, and I'm introducing you as my uncle. Do you want to see what my bowtie can do? Look at the size of those glasses compared to his hands. That's ridiculous. Those are fucking Brandy goblets. I can't stand this song. Weird that they never...

Not weird. This is also part of the trivia I read. They, uh... Does that thing blink? Did they wink at us? Yes. And do you think they put the eyelash on it? That's my question. That's literally my question. Does it blink it at the real one?

We follow this back up. This is the only movie, man. Where the title song, the name of the title song, is not said in the movie up to this point. They never say license to kill? They never say license to kill. Are you sure about that? Well, I'm just reporting on the trivia I read. Oh, I see. Okay. So. Well, there you have.

it. This was a, this charted the song. Yeah, this was on the radio. A lot. Look at this smoking warning. Wow. Oh, that's very nice, Cubby. You know what? Something we also forgot to mention, this is not the season finale. We had it wrong. Did we tell them last time it was?

Yeah, we did on the draft. Oh, guys, we were way wrong. Yeah, we've got so many more. Another four episodes after this. We had it wrong. And you can trust us to get things wrong. That's what we're here for. Question for you. Should we just do a little quick thing for the top to help people? Yeah, maybe.

I love the, in your brain, you just went through the process of like, I'm going to slap that to the top. I know. All right, well, we better say goodbye and get to it. So this gets to you. If you're listening to this, it got to you. Thank you to Galcoe International for providing all of our gun holsters. And James Bonding. Sheila Goldfinger. Jewelry by Sheila Goldfinger.

What? Hmm. I mean, look. Gladys Knight, you have a license. Dirty Love. That must be the song from the Roadhouse. Patty LaBelle, crushing it right now. Diane Warren wrote this.

Holy shit. That makes sense. I didn't know that. James Bonding will return. Not the end of the season. James Bonding podcast.