James Bonding - James Bonding AMA

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

In this episode of James Bonding, Matt and Matt brave something more diabolical than Le Chiffre’s little tugboat and rope, the message boards of Reddit! Join the boys as they do a verbal response to... the James Bonding AMA. Will your question be answered? Probably, I think we got to almost all of them.This episode is brought to you by Duke Cannon (www.dukecannon.com code: BONDING). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Duke Cannon partners with active duty military to develop superior quality grooming goods for hardworking men, like their big-ass break of soap and premium hair, beard, and shaving goods. In addition, a portion of Duke Cannon's proceeds directly support veteran causes. Visit Duke Cannon right now and get 15% off your first order with the promo code bonding. And get free shipping on orders over $35. Matt and, Matt and, Mad, Mad, Jay Bonding Podcast. Hey everybody, welcome to James Bonding. I'm Matt. And guess what? You'll never believe this, but I too am a Matt.
Starting point is 00:00:40 Oh, I'm shocked. Nothing's changed. It feels very much the same. I'm just a little bit more, Matt, than I used to be. Oh, how does it feel? Not great. I'm also trying to figure out whose mic is what. Guys, I'm very kerfuffled.
Starting point is 00:00:55 You're joining us today for the live AMA Reddit, James Bonding, Ask Me Anything. That's right. it's live to tape. You sound like both our dads if they were asked to describe what we were doing. Well, I'm not sure. I understand. The live Reddit AMA to tape. The point is, I don't have a point.
Starting point is 00:01:17 The point is where, you know, podcast is coming back. We're promoting it by popping over to the Earwolf subreddit if you are ever browsing the Reddits. And you're like, man, I want to talk about podcasts. I like podcasts. guess what? The Earwolf subreddit, which is a R-slash-earwolf, is the place to go to talk about all your Earwolf podcasts. That's right. And if you don't want to go on Reddit, like a lot of sane people don't, you can come to this podcast and we are going to read the questions and answer them both verbally and with the written word. We figured we'd killed nine birds with five stones. This is exciting. I've done a couple AMAs.
Starting point is 00:02:02 the past, Matt. The whole premise here is that people are allowed to literally ask us anything. Yeah, we don't have to answer everything, but you can ask us anything. I'll try to give an answer to everything I see. I've got one to go here. Like, we also, don't forget, we now have to, we also type this answer too. I just did. Oh, good. And in fact, I'm even just saving it right now. This is from resident Bo Weevil. Hi, Matt. I love your podcast and can't wait for more James Bonding. I'm sure you'll get lots of questions about who you would cast his bond after Craig leaves, but I was wondering who you think should take over the role of Blofeld now that Christoph Waltz is apparently done with the franchise. And you know who I choose?
Starting point is 00:02:39 Who do you choose? Charles Dance. Oh, that's interesting. Bring him back. He was a minor henchman and for your eyes only. God, he's so good in Game of Thrones. He'd be amazing. He is also fantastic in the indie, not the, I'm sorry, the The Last Action Hero. Oh, yeah, oh yeah. And Golden Child. support your casting of Charles dance, but I would also, for your consideration, like to introduce an American actor to the franchise. Who's that? Paul Giamatti.
Starting point is 00:03:12 As Blofeld? The way that you said that makes me realize it's a bad choice, but I'm sticking with... I think Felix Lider may be like, like Seas Linder kind of... I think that's not a good Felix Leiter. Well, it ain't a good Blofeld, my friend. Could you imagine you? You need to write this on the...
Starting point is 00:03:27 You have to type this as well. I don't know where to write it. it's one of the Again, our dads are are running this podcast right now. That's right. Okay. Are you still resistant to the idea of
Starting point is 00:03:42 Brosnan making an appearance on the show? He seems like he'd get along with you guys. To that, I answer, of course I'm not really resistant. I'd just be shamed and embarrassed about some of our representation of him and his work on this show. The man seems like a wonderful man.
Starting point is 00:03:58 I'd love to have him. I wish we had Emily here to be typing this while we were talking. Yeah. That would have been smart. We're not the smartest Bond fans in the world, but we are the best lovers. Pitched this idea of making a podcast. 14 seconds ago. Yeah, that's right. Are you saying that I did a bad thing? No, I think you did a good thing, but it's going to be hard to multitask. Um, that's true. Although if you're, some of, we could have one person type for both of us. That's true. Who would that be? It's, uh, up to you. I have, three keyboards in front of me, so I'm happy to do it.
Starting point is 00:04:34 I also live in a writer's room where I can type and talk and listen all the same time. Well, let's just see how we do here. Hey, guys, would you ever cross over with how did this get made again? Pierce, Brosden, Roger Moore, and Sean Connery, all have some movies that would fit, I think. Really looking forward to season three. It feels great to have you guys back. I would love to cover Never Too Young to Die. You got to say who asked this question.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Oh, that's right. That's man with hobbies. and before that was the Iceman 2288. I'd love to do Never Too Young to Die with Laysenby and Stamos. Never Too Young to Die as a movie
Starting point is 00:05:19 I just found out about during the Honor Majesty Secret Service commentary which you will have heard or are going to hear and it's an exciting prospect I personally love How Did This Get Made? I think it's one of the finest Good Time podcasts out there.
Starting point is 00:05:40 I placed a trailer of Never Too Young to Die On my post. I'm posting as Go Super Eco, by the way. And I am posting as Matt Myra. Yeah. You slash Matt Myra. I would love How Did This Get Made crossover with James Bonning.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I would also another crossover I would like to do and I haven't talked to Weiger about this but a doughboy's James Bonding crossover with the foods of James Bond. Oh, let's do this. We should go to... The fanciest of restaurants we can find.
Starting point is 00:06:11 He doesn't really... Like Bond isn't really an L.A. restaurant guy. That's right. It's too bad where like not in London and we'd go to Dukes or something or... But there's got to be somewhere here that's... Well, there's Fleming's Steakhouse in Pasadena. Well, there you go.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Yeah. Ian Fleming's Steakhouse. I'd say, well, like a T-bone or fillet? I would also like to do, I mean, the live, the live view to a kill we did was so much fun. Oh, it was great. And I love the energy of a live podcast. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:43 But I'd also, I also would be open to crossing over in a studio. However it happens. Pangolene asks, as Americans, how important to you is Bond's Britishness? What does his Britishness add to your enjoy? his Britishness is paramount it seems like I might be the one the times from now I am a hunter and a pecker you have to tell me that question again because that I wasn't I was just listening to your his Britishness he sounded like a Dalek his Britishness is paramount as Americans How important to you is Bond's Britishness?
Starting point is 00:07:30 What does his Britishness add to your enjoyment? Hmm. You know, I think that's the flavor of it, right? That's the flavor of the franchise. I think his Britishness, if you were to remove that, it would never feel like James Bond again. Yeah, you're right. I think that is the one thing I would be most resistant to in a casting situation.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Yeah, people are always talking about gender. gender and race. No, it's fine. You get me someone with a good accent. Deal breaker to me is he's got to be British. He's got to be British. He's got to be a little bit posh and sudy. We'll take British Scottish or Australian.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Yeah. Well, whatever it is, they have to end up being British by the time it gets to the screen. Exactly. Yeah. Like if there is somebody out there who is an American who does an amazing British accent, well, I'm still trying to answer the how does this get made one. Oh, boy. This is, we're sacrificing the air.
Starting point is 00:08:28 for the podcast. Well, I think that both the AMA listeners and the, wait, Reddit users and the people asking in the AMA are also listeners. So we're covering them here as well. Yeah. What are your personal favorite? This is from Paul Not Storm. Oh. Hey, Paul Not Storm. Is it actual Paul? Hey, dudes. I can call you that because we're such good friends, right? What are your personal favorite non-bond film roles played by Connery Moore, Brosnan, and Craig? egg. Ooh, Connery, I might go, hmm, I think I'll go untouchables or when you watch it in France. Untu, Chablet. Here's, I'm going to, I'm going to reply to this right now, Matt. So you just talk, talk to me. Tell me what you think.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Hmm. I'm going to go for more wild geese or cannonball run. He's not doing what I'm asking him to do. What am I supposed to do? You're just talking and I'm answering for you. Oh, you're typing? Yeah, I'm going to type it all. I'm going to... Oh, I've already got half of it. Let's do it on the next one.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Okay. Brosnan, I'm going to go, Thomas Crown Affair. That is a good answer. It's not the answer. What is the answer? Mrs. Doubtfire. No. Why is you just eliminating that as an answer?
Starting point is 00:09:45 Are you typing my answer? Because I will type my own answer over here. You better, yeah. Craig, oh, this is a tough one. Tide. Munich with Girl with the Dragon tattoo. Sure.
Starting point is 00:10:02 I like that movie a lot. I like, so Craig for me, it's layer cake. Yeah, I watched that recently. And wrote to Perdition. Oh, I forgot about that. That makes you not a great fan of Daniel Craig, whereas I'm the best fan of Daniel Craig.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I didn't know it was a contest. It was, he's listening. Daniel, come on out. Wait. Yeah, go ahead. Blood flart. Blood, blood, blood, flood. That's, is that someone's username?
Starting point is 00:10:38 Yeah. It's a great username because it's like Paul Blart. I guess. Mall flirt. For someone who ain't seen a bond tape, which is a good one to start with? Chromatic order or Brosnan first. Well, chromatic order is interesting. So you have to start with Casino Royale because it starts in black and white and it goes into color.
Starting point is 00:10:56 My favorite, by the way, Roger. Roger Moore. Roll, Spice World. Oh, yeah, that is a good one. I think that my answers are probably ridiculous. So we're answering flarts question here. Yeah. I can't find flart.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Oh, blood fart. Where's my head at? Hey, we're handling this pretty well, I have to say. I disagree. I think you're handling it. I'm not. Oh, should I enable dictation and we could just talk to the computer and see? Oh, that would be a mess, but hilarious.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Oh, blood flarts back again. Matt, why didn't you just go into Matt's house when you live streamed on Instagram the other day? He could have been dead or being held captive by a villain with a laser beam pointed between his legs. As a matter of fact, I did go in his house. As a matter of fact, I did go in his house. and I was worried I'd be mixed up in a true crime. Oh yeah, you don't want to be interviewed by police. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:07 You want to avoid that if at all possible. So if you suspect that a loved one is in danger or it might be already, the crime has already happened, it's best not to go near them. Yeah. Listen, shitty screen name, but great questions. Blood Flard is back again. Are there any Bond films you're getting tired of watching for the pod.
Starting point is 00:12:26 That is an excellent question. And the answer to that is Thunderball, Thunderball, Thunderball. Really? Yeah. Good question. Dr. Noe is sometimes a little dry for me. Thunderball, I guess I'm responding to myself here. Thunderball makes me sleepy.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Blood Flard is just abusing this AMA. I can't. Blood Flore can do it every once. He's a Reddit user. I can't stress how boring I find a lot of Thunderball. Yeah. You know, when we watch Thunderball for, let's say we're doing the old format, not a commentary, guess what?
Starting point is 00:13:10 Those underwater scenes are real skimmable for me. That's true. It's true. Junior juror asks, seeing as how this is Daniel Craig's last bond, what's your pitch for his ending? I actually, I think maybe he either dies or retires. Really? Yeah, because they can't continue his storyline on it.
Starting point is 00:13:31 I feel like they gave him such a good beginning. I'd like to see him have an actual resolution. I mean, I don't want a resolution. Well, I don't think he needs one. Well, I mean, I'd like the end of a movie. but uh meaning i'd like the movie to resolve itself but the character itself should never be resolved if you ask myself well yeah flarty might have but more probably geared towards uh right towards you uh would you oh would you like this is uh d captain p would you like to see an r rated bond what would
Starting point is 00:14:13 your dream be your dream bond movie um i would and and not for boobies but for grit, realism, and maybe some harrowing spai violent harrowing boobies. I would say that as far as an R-rated
Starting point is 00:14:44 is concerned, I think that if it's done in a way that makes sense, like I don't need an ultra-violent James Bond movie. I don't need an ultra-violent James Bond movie. I don't need a super bloody James Bond movie Um type it Matt You gotta be typing this
Starting point is 00:15:02 I'm still talking to you I'm also worried about our listeners Because you're jumping around You're not telling me Who's a question where I'm just looking at you for this And then I have to search for words Cause You gotta keep up Matt
Starting point is 00:15:13 I mean frankly when I got over here You were barely awake You just broken your foot In fairness to you And the listeners I worked until 1 a.m. last night And it was a long, long week I'm worried about you man
Starting point is 00:15:25 I'm worried about me too. Here's a great question. Yeah, from? Jaynard's 007. What is your Desert Island Bond trilogy? Must be three consecutive movies, i.e. Octopus, he, video, kill, living daylights.
Starting point is 00:15:37 That is a great question. Now, can I answer that without taking a week to think about it? Three consecutive movie trilogy? For me, it's diamonds are forever, Honor Majesty's Secret Service, and live and let die. That's the three, because I get three different, I get a variety of bonds. It's, yeah, so I'm going to actually type that out. out. Diamonds of Forever is super campy, right?
Starting point is 00:16:00 It's insane. You're in Vegas, my favorite place on the planet. Honor Magic's Secret Service has the most emotionally resonant storyline for Mr. James Bond. Yeah. And I like the, you know, we all like the movie. And live and let die has, quite frankly, some of the most enjoyable Roger Moore action on the screen. That's right. So I think that is the window right there.
Starting point is 00:16:28 It's the only place you're going to get three consecutive movies with three different bonds. That's for sure. And if I'm on a desert island, I want flavors, you know? Yeah, that's true. I think just for sake of argument, I'll go Casino Royale Quantum of Salas, Skyfall. What are you grimacing for? You're just giving yourself that one delicious flavor of Craig. I know, but I'm an independent human being.
Starting point is 00:16:54 They are still blue eyes. So I get it. Yeah. I need... But then are you going to be, like, bored by looking at his eyes and then looking to the ocean on his island, and you're like, oh, it's the same color. That's true. I like the... Yeah, so I like the variety of tones that were, you know, 68 to 72.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Yeah. Okay. Let's see here. Oh, I like this one. This is from Naliak, Matt. Mm-hmm. What location that Bond has never visited should he go to in the next film? I just answered that.
Starting point is 00:17:33 You did? Yeah. When? While you were talking. Oh. Oh, you typed it while I was talking? Oh, cool. What was it?
Starting point is 00:17:39 For me, for some weird reason, I would love to see him go to Canada. He's never been. That's exactly the right answer. I would love to see him go to like Vancouver. Yeah, or like Banff or something. He's gone in the books, right? Like he goes over the border And I think is it for yours only to forget
Starting point is 00:17:57 But I'd also love him really to do something in L.A. significant. I was just going to say, I'm typing right now. I would like to see him go to Hollywood. Interesting. Like Hollywood specifically to deal with something that's happening with these big studios. Ah, can you imagine that'd be the worst bond film I don't make? Oh my God. I want him to come to Pasadena.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Old Pasadena, some mansion he has to crawl through. That would be the best. Or some, yeah. I mean, L.A. is like one of the least bond cities there is. He arrived in L.A. at the Los Angeles International Airport. So, do you count that? He's been there twice. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Diamonds are forever and Moonraker. Right. Moon Raker's mansion is somehow in Southern California. And he had it moved from France. Well, piece by piece. Right. The idea of a Canadian bond is nice because, oh, you know, it would be cool. is if he had to go to someone's la like layer in like moab
Starting point is 00:18:57 like some desert some high desert yeah yeah also I'd like him you know what forget it Canada's the right answer because I would like to see him deal with some royal mounted police yeah that'd be pretty great and and put the bare naked ladies in there G. Laysenby 1969 asks hello Mats If in 1997, Sony had gone ahead with their planned rival Bond series,
Starting point is 00:19:27 who would you have liked to see, think they would have cast in the roles of Bond, MQ, etc. Also, who would have directed and done the theme song? 97. So that's what, Tomorrow Never Dies era kind of? Or is closer to the world's tomorrow never dies. So what are you looking at there? Clive Owen is exactly the correct answer to them. And that's a good bond.
Starting point is 00:19:50 Yeah, although I believe, I remember correctly, Liam Neeson was who they were bantering about at that point in time. Oh, you don't seem to like that. You don't like his particular set of skills. I do. I like him in his action movies, but he sneered at that stuff and then he, now he's slumming. He's embracing. He's embracing, but it's gone beyond embracing, don't you think? Look, he's got a lot of time on his hands. Yeah. And his time is now taken up by action and adventure. What says Bond more than action and adventure? I want Roger Moore as M in that one.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Yeah. So 1997 Roger Moore. So that's Spice World Moore. Dalton. Dalton as M. Oh, that's interesting. Who's Q in that world? Back then, 97.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Alan coming. That's almost sort of where my head was that. I was thinking like you, Lori. Oh, he'd be good. Yeah, yeah. He'd be a good M. Yeah. Although, was he too young at that point?
Starting point is 00:20:53 Who would have directed? Honestly, like if we're completely honest, John Wu. Like what they would have done? Yeah, gross. Like a John Wu or a... Gross. Or a, dare I say, Michael Bay. Fresh off the rock.
Starting point is 00:21:13 I say, you know, give it to Danny Boyle back then. All right, so back then Danny Boyle, congratulations. you've been hired. I hope you stay on the project. And who does the theme song? For 1997, the theme song is probably done by... I'm going with Pooh-Fleaders. Portishead.
Starting point is 00:21:33 All right. Just, this is more who I want. Oh, you know what, though? In 1997, it would have been given to, like, blur. I'd handle that. Oasis. Oh, okay. I love it.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Wait. You know what? Maybe they just would have called the film Champagne Supernova. Okay. And, uh, yeah. That would have been, that would have been the whole, the whole kitten caboodle, because they would have just based it. They would have written the entire movie based on that song.
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Starting point is 00:23:24 Mad and. James Bondi Podcasts. For Krifmunt, Kriffmunt asks, you've pointed out many times that Bond films will often feature activities that are popular at the time, whether that's skiing, surfing,
Starting point is 00:23:37 Texas Hold'em, etc. What do you think or hope the next cool leisure activity we see will be? Esports match fixing, racing through an urban environment on electric scooters? That's it. MLM schemes, more nefarious than usual.
Starting point is 00:23:50 Thanks for your time. the show and can't wait to start listening again. I'll tell you what, you know what I've been watching exclusively on YouTube? Tidying up. Nope. Marble Olympics. Explain that to me. I can't. Okay. It's just Olympics for marbles. You never see a human. They treat it like it's a real thing, like it's a professional production with graphics and a color commentator that doesn't make a joke out of it, and it's compelling. Yep. But is it true, hang on. I guess my question is, is it conceived as a bit, or is it people who are genuine marble experts? Neither. It's not a bit, and there's no experts. It's just marbles. Like, people aren't doing
Starting point is 00:24:39 thumb. You never see a human. They come out of a little electronic gate and go down beach pass or in the snow for the snow Olympics underwater sometimes. They do relays. They're down ramps. it's so soothing. I don't know why. I guess like some people love ASMR for whatever reason. Your description of this is very confusing to me in the sense that I can't even imagine what you're talking about. Yeah. So I'm going to have to look at that at some point.
Starting point is 00:25:03 I want to post a link. All right, Matt. Let's see. Next question. Would you guys go on the YouTube show Hot Ones? That's from Bloods Lard again. I'm going to answer this for both of us. Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:19 I love a spicy, spicy. but I hate wings. Oh. Would you? Yeah, I'm not good with spices, but I would certainly go on it because it's a very fun show. I'm going to answer for both of us. M. M.
Starting point is 00:25:35 He says he is not good with spices. And Matt M. says he is not good with chicken wings. But we would both go on it. Yeah, that's right. Let's see, what should I post? Jellies Marlboro One, Sand Marble Riley, 20, Race 1, Race 2 qualifiers.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Are you... Oh, you're finding the perfect one to show everybody. Yeah. I don't know if it's the perfect one, but we'll see what we can do. I know Deep Roy, 69. I hope this is the real Deep Roy. I know at least Gorely is a fan... Why the 69 for Deep Row?
Starting point is 00:26:16 I'm so fascinated by screen names. Is this a fan of Deep Roy? Is it actually Deep Roy? Why the 69? That implies a sexual... connotation to Deep Roy? Interesting. I know at least Gourley is a fan of Carrie Fukunaga's previous work.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Who would you like to see him bring over from a past project into the Bonverse, and who would they play, besides Idris Elba? Hmm. Good one. Woody Haralded? Oh, I know. The guy who plays the Yellow King in True Detective Season 1.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Childress, the Yellow King of Carcosa. Um, Yellow King of Carcosa, ladies and gentlemen. And True Detective, season one. Season three in full effect, at the time of this recording, clearly connected to season one if you're looking deep enough. Yeah. How do you think about that? I would like Woody Harrelson to play a witless bartender who helps James Bondo?
Starting point is 00:27:27 Yeah, why not? He could be a good Felix Lider, would be? Kind of like a... Wasn't Felix from Texas? I think in the books he is actually. Where am I getting that? Or does he go to work? I think he's a Texan.
Starting point is 00:27:42 I don't know. I have to look at the spelling of Woody Harrelson. That's crazy. So yeah, so Woody Harrelson is a Felix Lider who is undercover as a bartender. That would be awesome. So I'm typing that all out right now And everyone go check out this Reddit AMA Will Live in Infamy on the Earwolf Reddit page
Starting point is 00:28:07 Mm-hmm Ooh has James Bond's never been to Boston I'd like him to go to some sort of To help the United States and England He is looking to stop someone who wants to reignite A history buff who's looking to reignite The Revolutionary War Oh
Starting point is 00:28:26 The Boston Tea Party Texas would be good too if he has to go fight. The Alamo? Just some idiot Texan. Any chance that Goyley could get Conan on James Bonding since he produces Conan's podcast? This is from Blood Flirt again. That is highly unlikely. Is it really?
Starting point is 00:28:52 Because I could... You don't think that could happen. No, I don't think so. I wouldn't ask him. Oh, so you don't mind if you're not asking him. You're going to ask? I could ask. I could put an ask in.
Starting point is 00:29:04 To Conan? Yeah. He's not going to do it. No. No, I think he's not going to do it. This is an interesting. I know because he had to go Duke podcasts to promote his new podcast. And he hated it?
Starting point is 00:29:15 Yeah, most of them, he really didn't like him. Well, I just think like, yeah, when you're going into a situation, you're not like, what is the show, what am I doing? Yeah. But if it's very clear and it's like, this is the movie we're talking about. Right. Do you like any of these movies? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Come on, I don't know. Look, I'm not going to jeopardize Matt's working relationship with Conan by asking around them. That's my boss you're talking about. I can't do that. That's right. Hey, I know you guys can't hear this at the time, but let's get some more juicy questions going on here, huh? These are pretty straightforward. Let's get some...
Starting point is 00:29:45 Let's get some juice. Yeah. How about some gossip? Do you think that we might be helped by a little music betting? Yeah. I'm going to see what I can do here, Bill. Ready? Here we go.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Ooh. Oh, grand Sabo says, Hey Matt and Matt, I believe that's us. Do you think you'll ever do an episode of the show that focuses on the Bond video games?
Starting point is 00:30:04 Thanks for the great podcast. We've been teasing that for years, literally years. Yes, that's very true. And I would very much like that to happen at some point, but it's the kind of thing we're like, it might take...
Starting point is 00:30:22 It's the tech setup for me. Yeah, that's the whole thing. It's going to be different. like, I'd have to, like, run this all over to Gorley's house, and we'd have to, uh, we'd have to, like, figure out how to get a hold of some of these games that I'd like to play with him. Like Nightfire and, um, for instance, the PlayStation version of this. Yeah. Matt, do you know of any good collections? This is not a question from Reddit. This is a question from Matt to Matt. Good collections of James Bond scores. Like, uh, like I said, like a, like a, like a, like a. real soundtrack. Like, so if I were to put that record on that from Russia with Love record right there, it would have the scores on it.
Starting point is 00:31:03 But often when I try to find it on streaming services, I can't. Hmm. I don't. There must be, though. Because usually it's just compilations of, you know what I mean? Yeah. Compilations of the songs. Right, that's a good question.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Well, I've made some in my own, you know, iTunes. I think that's just the best way to go. I can bet it with this. This is nice. The more recent movies, they've released some of these David Arnold scores. Yeah. So, all right, Matt. Has anyone answered the call for a more salacious question?
Starting point is 00:31:42 Well, no, because no one can hear this at the time. Hi, Matt Goreley. This is Professor Dune. Will Margo get her own podcast? Will it be called I Was There Mew? Did you, did producing Conan have anything to do with you scaling back your other podcast work? You're the best keep fucking. keep being fucking wonderful. A lot of people have asked me that. Did I stop? I was there too and
Starting point is 00:32:02 pistol shrimps radio because of Conan. That didn't happen. I actually had plans to scale those back anyway and then Conan came in to fill the void and it's a good thing I did scale those back because it would have been a lot to handle. Let me write that. It's tough 12, 13 hours a day and then doing three podcasts on the weekend. Yeah. Yeah. It is. I mean it's a and it's like sometimes it's just a thing where, and I even know this person was asking you, but just speaking of someone who does a bunch of things and then the podcasts, it's
Starting point is 00:32:32 hard, but you also feel an obligation to the people who listen to put it out. That's right. And I wanted them to be good, not just keep going. Wait, that I don't understand. This is a great score. Favorite piece of bond
Starting point is 00:32:53 memorabilia. Do you think Dirty Dan 92 means that we own or that exists in the world? Dirty Dan? What? This is Dirty Dan 92 asking. What is y'all's favorite piece of bond memorabilia? Well, for you, I think my favorite is your shoes. Matt and I, they don't know about those shoes yet, do they?
Starting point is 00:33:15 Oh, I guess they do if they watch the Instagram live stream. So Matt and I both agree it's the pair of Sean Connery shoes that I own. That's right. Specifically the left one. Never say never again, even though it's non-canon. My favorite bond memorabilia? Hmm. Well, gosh, I mean, you've gotten me some nice little things.
Starting point is 00:33:50 Mm-hmm. I still have to get your set, your box set thing of James Bond, live and let die tarot cards is still safe. sitting over here. With the booklet that came with it. Carlos Liao, when he was on, I was there too, gave me a deck of casino royal cards from the set. I mean, that's hard to top, right?
Starting point is 00:34:10 That's pretty good. A friend Michael Simsey's bought me the sheet music to all-time high. That's cool. A friend of the show, Terran Killam, got me a Goldfinger, James Bond doll, one of those nice, you know, where he's in the three-piece suit. That's in my office. That is up on the top shelf there, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:29 That's a great one. in my head I was imagining that he got you Goldfinger when he's dressed in disguise in the military uniform at the end of the movie. That would have been spectacular. I will say someone, I saw it, I can't find it right now, but someone asked about James Bonding the Star Warsing and Indiana Jonesing,
Starting point is 00:34:53 and I have to say that we, there are full, that's actually the first question up here. That is fully, the plan at some point. The beauty of those movies is they're timeless. Do we do them as... I think it would be a separate thing. It would be a separate series.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Yeah. But I think it would be James Bonding presents Indiana Jonesing. Yeah. And Star Warsing. So are we talking just the Skywalker installments or are we talking all the other? Oh, I think Star Warsing has to encompass everything. Because I've never seen... I've never seen Solo.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Okay. But I think we'd have to include it. Yeah. And then the big question would be, and this is the kind of thing we'd ask, the audience or each other, would be, do we go in release order? Or do we go in chronological order? I think we have to go release order. We're talking 11 episodes, 11 movies. Of Star Wars.
Starting point is 00:36:01 And then Indiana Jones. Zing would just be four. I'm sorry, but we've got to include that fourth one. Yeah. Oh, no, that's all right. Temple of Doom I'm talking about. The fourth, the fourth temple of doom. Well, yeah, good, right, that.
Starting point is 00:36:17 I'm doing it. We didn't respond. Indiana Jonesing would have to include our dear friend, Paul Rust. Yeah, that's right. What version of Skyvall is playing? This is some cover that's playing from an Apple music compilation that I'm going to turn off in a second. Yeah, that's interesting.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Okay, so let's continue on. In the wind. Dustlined asks, given all the TV reboot spin-offs of franchises that are happening right now, if there ever were a spinoff TV show set in the Bond universe, what would be your pitch for it? Which characters other than 007 would you want to follow? Well, I think it would probably be a money-penny thing, but frankly, I'd like to see a Felix Lider show.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Like a Felix Lider. CIA American James Bond show sounds great. Actually later when he's working for the Pinkertons and he's got like a missing leg. Think about that. That'd be awesome. He's got a fake leg and a hook hand. The Pinkertons.
Starting point is 00:37:19 They are our main adversaries in Red Dead Redemption. The Pinkertons? Yeah. Really? Who should we pitch it to? Should we call Barbara? Yeah, let's call her. Let's get on.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Michael G. Wilson, how would you like to have a cameo once a week? That's how we start it. Yeah. I'm listening. What do you think? I could just say things like, hey, it's Bill Pinkerton. Oh, I love this music.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Bill Pinkerton. Let's see. Scrolling, scrolling. Who would you like to play the henchman who falls out of a plane doing the Gobinda Necro scream at the end of, in the next Craig movie? Oh, that's funny. What? Who would you like to be the henchman that falls out of the plane in the next Craig movie? You know how you have your, you know, bond on a plane without a parachute dangerous situation.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Someone has to fall off it and scream very funnily. Well, there you go. There's your Paul Giamatti right there. You think I don't buy him as a henchman. I don't think he's the type to get his hands dirty. Figured it out. Smitty Hildebrand. Now there's a screen name.
Starting point is 00:38:35 Oh, yeah. Hello, I'm Smitty Hildebrand of the Chesterfield Hildebran. Thanks for doing this, guys. What do you all think of the recent news of moving the release date of Bond 25 from February 2020 to April 2020? You've heard this, right? I'm all for more time. I'm all for giving them the time to make the movie good.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Assuming that they're doing that for that reason and it's not because they're like, we're fucked, you know, or like there's a major problem, but that they're going like, let's give ourselves a mess of a squeeze. They're also probably looking at that release window and they're like, okay, there's no Marvel movie that month. Let's do it. Yeah. It will be interesting when this movie finally, when we start to get more information about it.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Yeah. Whatever gives us the best film, I say. The best Daniel Craig Swan Song. Would you like Daniel Craig to do something in Long Beach with the old spruce goose? Remember the spruce goose used to be there? Where did it go? Why do I feel like it's in England or Texas or Australia? Seems I'm going to look up the location of the current spruce goose.
Starting point is 00:39:46 While you do that... Like, it'd be so funny if he had to escape in the spruce goose. Yeah. Jane Ard's 007 asks, Is it weird that I cried when I saw the icebox diamond's heart from living daylights at the International Spy Museum? It was just such a specific prop. I say not weird at all.
Starting point is 00:40:06 It just means you're human. You know what? He's right. And have a heart. You recognize a heart when you see one. What film is this music from? This is Casino Reale. Oh.
Starting point is 00:40:31 Do you not care for it? No, I'm just curious. Do you like it more now that you know what it's from? Hmm. Yeah. I do. I was thinking he was dying another day. Base Reddit red.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Base Reddit Red. Mm-hmm. Each Bond actor takes over one film earlier, rank their debuts in this alternate universe or just say your favorite. Whoa. That's interesting. So, except for what Connery takes the climax CBS. Let's flip it.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Let's say that that goes around the horn and he's Specter. Oh, geez. You know what I mean? This is a first one would be a specter. This is a good question. This could be a full episode. Should we say this could be a full? Reply to him.
Starting point is 00:41:14 This could be if we love this question. Yeah. This could be a full episode. In fact, it will be a full episode. Keep your feet refreshed. Yeah. And stay tuned. Nice.
Starting point is 00:41:32 Ceblo 90 says, love the podcast. Y'all are great. But this must all culminate with having Pierce Brosnan on the show. When will you have the mayor of Malibu, Pierce Brosnan on the show? Well, first of all... That is a fucking great title. No.
Starting point is 00:41:44 For him. Val Kilmer's the mayor of Malibu, because he calls his house Valibu. I can't argue with that logic. I thought Courtney Love was because she had that song Malibu. I have that on first-hand intelligence that. I've heard him say that.
Starting point is 00:42:06 That's amazing. I love that you have heard that. Do you think Hull would have ever had a... God, I hope not. That song, I like Malibu, by the way. I don't think is this it This is Malibu This sounds like garage band
Starting point is 00:42:26 Royalty Free music Oh I could totally see how it does Yeah especially that guitar fit Acoustic guitar tone that's in it Yeah Like when that high That e rang out That low E
Starting point is 00:42:36 Oh I do If I have to pick a whole song This one's not bad Baron IO Or I zero Mm-hmm Or Baroni I guess zero Will you guys cover the live TV
Starting point is 00:42:48 TV version Of Casino Royale this season? I think we'd like to... Can we get a hold of it? Is it like available to see anywhere? Oh yeah, I'm sure it is. Well, there we go. It's on the Casino Royale 67 DVD.
Starting point is 00:43:03 He's shaking his head. He's not happy about this. Hey guys, what are your unironically favorite outfits in all the films? I'm going to say... Unironically, what does that mean? In the sense of like, we love all of it. Listen to the O-H-M-S... on our Magic Secret Service
Starting point is 00:43:21 Commentary because we talk about that Yeah Here's a question for us from It's Carrie Dane I think it's a very good question Especially for you Matt Who has taken
Starting point is 00:43:36 The Desert Island You've gone with three Craig films Uh huh Maybe not the best call you're right Which Craig scene Evoked the strongest emotion for you Ready? I'm gonna
Starting point is 00:43:45 These are the choices you have Okay Are you reading it? No Okay The choices for us are Bond cradling a drowning Vesper. Bond cradling a shot Mathis before loading him into the dumpster.
Starting point is 00:43:58 Oh, too bad this music isn't more evocative of emotion. Okay. I get what you're saying, and I, for once, agree with you about Tomorrow Never Dies. Put on Skyfall. Sure. I'm going to do that, because that actually lends to the next part of this is M. cradling a shot M inside the church. I'm going to go Vesper, but M is a quick runner up, a real close runner up.
Starting point is 00:44:31 What about you? And are you typing this? I'm happy to type it. I was also trying to cue music, but which I will do right now. Okay, here we go. We're going to have to listen to the score, guys. So Matt G, you say that it is Vesper with a close second of, M. And I think
Starting point is 00:44:54 that the reality of it is that I think the strongest emotional resonance is Mathis. Because I think that Craig is acting in a way that he Bond sees himself in the situation as dispensable. That's good. In that moment.
Starting point is 00:45:11 So, and I think that there's a lot going through his head at that point. I also think that he's, you know, a little jealous of Mathis when he shows up and Mathis has an annoyed, a wife he's annoyed, buy he's like how did this guy have time for a family right um uh it's carrie d asks danny snow will she be back this season love getting a bond knowledgeable woman's insight and i'm
Starting point is 00:45:37 replying to that 100% yes on our end what we need to do is ask her for the next time we do the bond fantasy pick she would be great for that yeah so in the season opener you will know this by this I'd like to get her, because we need to, like, expand it to make it really, uh... We need six people. We need six people. I think we should get her, Taryn. Yeah. And probably...
Starting point is 00:46:02 It'd be really funny to have your dad on. My dad? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He would just pick... I feel like your dad would just wind up picking Goldfinger. As, like, he would figure out a way to get that to be everything. My dad is a big Bond fan, but I don't think he knows enough of the minutia to, uh...
Starting point is 00:46:19 Uh... You think shear probably? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I look forward to that episode so much because that first episode was so fun. You were so, I loved it. I loved it. I've said this already, but Matt was so not sure it was happening, but as soon as he got the gist of it, way on board. Like, loved what was happening.
Starting point is 00:46:48 Now he sort of almost understands fantasy sports. Almost. Yeah. Okay. You keep going. Yeah, sure. Walter PPP. All right, he's taking a Walter PPP.K break, everybody.
Starting point is 00:47:01 So for this bit, I'm going to be typing Matt's answer. And I'm going to write my own answer to it's Carrie D. I think it's Mathis, guys. In the moment, he sees himself in Mathis. He's dispensable. Let's see here. What do we got next, guys? I'm just sad we didn't get a cameo from Secunda as he was leaving.
Starting point is 00:47:49 That could happen today. They usually schedule bonding and trek back to back. How would you slowly kill Bond if you ever caught him in your lair? That's an interesting question. I'd probably have detailed medical records and find out if he has any allergies. And then slowly, like say Bond is somehow allergic to peanut butter, I would slowly feed him peanut butter. Although maybe that builds up a time. tolerance.
Starting point is 00:48:29 Well, I'd just let him continue in his own habits of smoking and drinking. Either cirrhosis or emphysema will get him. That's true. Allergies, I can't type. I'm answering for you on that one. Oh, you are? Yeah. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Because I don't know how to spell emphysema or cirrhosis. I know cirrhosis is tricky, and I can't remember. Let's see. Do you know what this means? Rereal Saber. Okay. which is a spoonerism for cereal. You know what?
Starting point is 00:49:18 Matt's discovering things on the internet. You don't get to ask. Stuck in traffic, asks DJ Mammo. Maybe they don't know that we're answering. That was 34 minutes ago. That's true. Yeah, maybe they don't know I'm go super ego. Oh.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Yeah. That's all right. Oh, that's interesting. thing. Here's a good question. I'm going to write a new post to go up for the comments here and write that answering his super ego. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:53 And I am answering as Matt Meyer. Right. Blood Flart, again, man, he's MVP of these questions. Yeah. What's your favorite spy technique from the Bond films? Mine is when Connery puts a hair on something in his room to see if anyone opens while he's gone. That may be mine as well. Because it's one of the few times that he does something that I feel like is actually a spy technique.
Starting point is 00:50:15 rather than like a gadget-based thing. Sorry. Guys, we are not the best at multi-typing. Pangolin, this isn't to question, but I was staying in a fancy hotel in Dubrovnik about a decade ago. Humble brag. And Roger Moore was staying there, and he came out into the terrace to drink cocktails in the balmy evening air,
Starting point is 00:50:42 and it was exactly what you wanted from the man. That's amazing. Let's see. Here's a good one. Let's hear it. Reluctant Pirate Game says, So there's a standard batch of characters that are constantly recast, rebooted, Bond, MQ, etc. Are there some other characters that you'd like to see brought into the present movies?
Starting point is 00:51:09 And if so, who would you want to see play them? Like a quarrel or something like that? Like, who are some of his allies that? Colombo, I'd love to see Colombo come back. Who would play? him. You know, I mean, how old is Tevia himself? Could he come back? Could he come back? He's so goddamn lot. Who would be a good? Colombo. That is an interesting question. I know there's someone on the tip of my... Because that age range is at the time. Like, who's got that joie de vivre,
Starting point is 00:51:55 that he's just got a lust for life that is engaging. What am I thinking of? It's almost like you'd want the same person that plays the most interesting man in the world in those commercials. The young or the old one? Both. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:13 That is a good fucking question. It has to be someone like who's just oozes confidence but doesn't know he's oozing it. Yeah. And can grow a hell of a mustache. Right. and eat pistachios all movie long. I'd get Robert Clark,
Starting point is 00:52:41 Roger Clark, the guy who played fucking Arthur in Red Dead Redemption too. I mean, that guy was great. I don't know what that is. I know. I know. I'm sorry. It's okay. James Bladen knows. Yeah, he sure does.
Starting point is 00:52:55 All right, let's see. Trying to find some new questions. Hey, Matt and Matt. This is from Peter Axe. Hey, Matt and Matt. Do you think the Bond franchise will ever dip its toes back into the supernatural a la live and let die? Would you even want the films to do so? Did we fully establish whether or not it is existing in the...
Starting point is 00:53:19 Yeah, I think it is by almost like, without even trying. Like, I don't even think it's really trying to say that, but doesn't even realize that it is. Like, they're just, I think, like, let's put a cool tag on there. But by the implication of Baron Sandman being on the front of that train, he's supernatural or a twin. Antwans. Yeah, I don't mind James Bond dealing with some forces he doesn't understand, but it has to be, oh, we've just arrived at the new MI6, according to the music sting. Oh, yeah. Um, um, Arnold Schwarzenegering.
Starting point is 00:54:06 Oh, God, we should do that. Arnold Schwarzenegging. Well, you know, you want to just shit on this movie. Yeah, I think that's what it should be. going to happen. I don't see any other way around it. Um, look, Terminator 2. Can't shit on that. Eraser? Never mind. End of days. Oh, end of days. Here's another one about the sport thing that also asks, this is from
Starting point is 00:54:33 Young Rick Flair 10. Also, can we get Secunda cast as a henchman in one of the films, please? The public demands. He'd make a good, I think Andrew would make a good... Like Elvis and Quantum Shales. Yeah. Like a good, like, sort of not the main henchman, but the side henchman? Yeah. He'd be very good at that, I think. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Oh, Matt. Here's a good one. We've each been given non-speaking roles in the next James Bond movie. What is our ideal role? I want Hillary Bray. Oh, non-speaking rules? Non-speaking. Well, that guy who's the artist for Hillary Bray.
Starting point is 00:55:12 I'd like to be an MI6 desk jockey. Really? Yes. Like someone that's in a suit outside the... I'd like to be in that in that bay of like six desks that were outside of M's office in Skyfall. Not Skyfall in Specter. Yeah. I'd like to be like not even a secondary, but like a tertiary henchman who's just wearing a turtleneck and follows the bad guy around until I get killed.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Yeah. Matt, Mr. Gourle, you have regular contact with Stutz Tillman? What's his favorite Bond film? Well, listen up, friend. I'll tell you. My favorite Bond film is... catch him while you can. He's a pilot, and he goes after gals, and he really gets him, and tune in Friday nights for movies.
Starting point is 00:56:00 Wow, that was a very quick drive-by. Yeah, he's gone. I'm glad we were recording by the window. He was all kinds of wrong. In a suit at a desk. Sorry, I'm still answering the previous question from... J. Nard's 007.
Starting point is 00:56:25 It's very important that I'm at a bullpen desk. I don't want to have any responsibilities. What's a bullpen desk? Like in the bullpen. Like there's a bunch of different desks there. It's not like... Like all the president's men.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Yeah, I don't want to be like... Moneypenny. That's too much responsibility for my not speaking role. Yeah. Is this music going into the recording? Yeah. It doesn't have to.
Starting point is 00:56:52 No, that's fine. I like it. I'm just wondering if people are getting the enjoyment of working. getting. I can make sure to keep it real low if you'd like. No, I like it. It's up to you, man.
Starting point is 00:56:59 No, I like it. I think people that listening to people type would like something to hear besides typing while they're not talking. I think that's smart. Okay, let's see. What are some other? Ooh, which renowned director, this is from Man with Hobbies again, which renowned director would you most have wanted to direct a Bond film in their prime?
Starting point is 00:57:20 Werner Herzog, Stanley Kubrick, Ingmar Bergman, or Frederico Fuline? I gotta go Kubrick. Can you imagine like what he did with the Shining? Hmm. I would love it. His take.
Starting point is 00:57:33 What would that look like? I don't know, but it would be so different. But you run the risk of getting eyes wide shut Kubrick. Not in a Bond film. That's a good question though. Felini,
Starting point is 00:57:47 Kubrick. Say that again? Bergman or Herzog. If he had adapted a Fleming novel? I'd like that. I'd like a Werner-Hertzog weirdness. What novel would he...
Starting point is 00:58:05 Oh, man. Like, diamonds or forever is a really dark one. What novel would... Kubrick? Kubrick... Oh, I feel like Kubrick... Had been given the keys to Casino Royale in the 1970s? It would have been fucking amazing, I think. I've said this before, but that's heaven.
Starting point is 00:58:24 When you go in a screening room and there's all the Bond novels in... films that Kubrick has made. That would be incredible. I just got so sad that that doesn't exist. Well, not yet. When we reach the afterlife, pal. If there's some AI that could make that one day? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:58:51 You know what I think we would both, if we were, if we had to be in the scene together in our non-speaking roles, I think we would, here's, I'm going to, I don't want to speak for you, Matt, but if we had to be in the scene together, I think we would like to be but I'm going to speak for you. We would like to be outside at a El Fresco dining situation.
Starting point is 00:59:17 What is this story? That Bond runs through. Our non-speaking role if we had to be in the scene together. We're seated with Michael G. Wilson. Yes. That would be our role. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Yeah. Or like Bond runs through like a fancy spot and we're giving Michael G. Wilson a massage. You're working the toes. I'm up on the shoulders. What's a way to write...
Starting point is 00:59:49 It's Carrie D again. What's a way to write Diana Rig back into a Bond film? After Her Lenno Tyrell run on Game of Thrones, I am Jonzing for more. That would be amazing. She would be an amazing villain. Or like a carom-bay-type ally. Oh, Catam Bay.
Starting point is 01:00:13 obviously she had some secrets about her sister Judy Dench oh yes I'm gonna write that Matt just suggested she's Dame Judy Drenches sister we are Dame Judy drenched on this podcast
Starting point is 01:00:36 she's do you know what I have over there man looking at a VM oh you're gonna keep typing and then I'll talk to you about that in a second She's Judy Densh's sister she's M sister she's yeah I think she's M sister who
Starting point is 01:00:49 has some secrets that have been unearthed about Judy Dench. Good idea. See, now there's a movie right there. Yeah. I mean, come on. We've gotten to a lot of these questions. I love it. I'm just glad people are asking.
Starting point is 01:01:06 I was worried that they wouldn't ask nothing. Really? Look at this. Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird says, if you could choose the front man of any band to be a bond villain, who would you choose? Front man of any band. Do they have the characteristics of that front man? Yes, and I would say that the rest of the band are the henchmen.
Starting point is 01:01:32 Holy shit. Greta Van Fleet. I'd love to see that. That's interesting. And the black smoke raises. It's the New AIDS crisis. Because he's got a twin, you know, who's in the band. It'd be interesting, a henchman twin.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Let me think about this one. This is a good question. Who's like an imposing lead singer? Judas Priest. Rob Halford? Yeah. Wow. I feel like it's got to be some international band, but it can't be like YouTube.
Starting point is 01:02:14 Oh, fuck. It's 1977 Queen. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You know, the science guy is Brian May. Yep. And you have the fucking Freddie Mercury as the villain? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:26 Ugh. The cape alone would be worth the trip. Okay. I've also got, and I need to amend one of my answers. Okay. Reddit amendment. Reddit amendment. Proceed.
Starting point is 01:02:41 I don't know where it is, but which Bond villain would you like to see, which actor would you like to see Blowfeld? Yeah. Continue Blofeld. I got it. Who is it? Christopher. walking. Bring him back. I'm happiest in the saddle.
Starting point is 01:03:01 That's interesting. That's interesting because of his age. Yeah. I'm happy. I'm feeling glad. I got such a hard. You think De Niro could pull it off? No. I think De Niro was a quick no. Yeah, he's too De Niro, you know, like he just I don't think he can, I don't think he has the range. For one thing, you want Blofeld to kind of feel European. Kelsey Grammar, it is. From trial. Tall guy with hair.
Starting point is 01:03:34 Yeah. Asks favorite non-bond spy fiction. Le Carre, Mission Impossible, etc. For me, Le Carre, by a long shot. I've been eating that up. Even though I'll start some of those books and not finish it. The honorable school boy sits on my nightstand. But I watched, I've been digging through some of these old series, thanks to Stephen Glander, posted them all up on Plex.
Starting point is 01:04:03 And they are some deep cuts, man. I watched the Diane Keaton little drummer girl movie the other day, too. Pretty good. By rumpa bum bum. Yeah. The miniseries was good, too. Hmm. Okay.
Starting point is 01:04:16 Also, it auto-corrected Le Carre to Le Carpe by a long shot. La Carte, damn. leaving in that auto correct. What is one, I guess I should look at for other questions and not ask you questions personally. That's okay. No, we have people we need to discuss, to answer here. Do you think there's any chance? Did we read this one from G. Lazy's and B-1969?
Starting point is 01:04:48 What? Producers run out, are rushing out. Bond 26 for 2022 in the 60th anniversary? What if they were, I mean, this would be news to everybody, but what if they were making a movie so big, they split it in half?
Starting point is 01:05:04 Like an Avengers end game situation. Or Harry Potter and the double prince or whatever. Yeah, the double prince was probably the best one. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's a good question. I was like, this prince is good, but you add that second prince. Holy shit, double prince.
Starting point is 01:05:18 They're shooting it all as one. Yeah. What if they were doing that That would be great to be a good way to get Craig for two more. Give them slap a big price tag on it. Maybe that's why they're extending it. I mean, this is more of a pipe dream. This is all a pipe dream. Again, lovers and not experts.
Starting point is 01:05:34 There's some small evidence for it. Oh, yeah? Well, they're extending it. They extended it twice. Yeah. The deadline. I thought it was just that the script was a mess. Probably.
Starting point is 01:05:43 Yeah. But you could, I mean, it could be. I wonder how many pages that script is. Fukenaga is no stranger to long form narrative. That's very true. True detective. He's also no stranger to getting, doing exactly what he wants to be doing. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:05:57 Which I think could be causing some problems on the producing end. And so maybe you get Madeline Swan, this is just three minutes. You get Madeline Swan for the first movie and she's killed at the end, Allah, Honor Majesty's Secret Service. And then he gets to resolve it. And they go into the novel version of You Only Live Twice, where he strangles, Blofeld in a Death Garden. Do you think they'd call it Yolet? Yolt? Just for the kids?
Starting point is 01:06:21 They might. Hashtag yolt. Yolt. I like that idea, by the way. Yeah. Of course, we all know the classic example of the films being back to back is Back to the Future 2 and 3. Count Critic asks Gourley. Myra 2, of course, if he's watching.
Starting point is 01:06:38 How are you finding True Detective Season 3? Also, I thought I'd let you know. I've tagged both your names with not quite powder, but cornflower blue. What does that mean? In the post, you can choose a highlight color. Oh, nice. I am really enjoying True Detective season three, and I'm loving that there's some real Easter eggs
Starting point is 01:07:00 that are hinting to the connection of season one. And they're more than just Easter eggs. I mean, they're showing up. I think it is something that I might never get to, well, that's not true. You've got to see the first season. I've never seen it. I've never seen true detective, nor have I seen two, season two or three. You know, I had a dream where I, last night, that I worked on an entire season of scrubs I forgot about.
Starting point is 01:07:29 I've been having work dreams like a maniac. It's unsettling, man. I just want a break. I have a baby coming very soon. That's right. Congratulations again. I'm very confused by life right now. Time is a flat circle.
Starting point is 01:07:49 What is the most expensive item of? Bond merchandise you own slash covet Covet Well I don't I don't think I own Any expensive You got those shoes I got those shoes I don't Those were a gift
Starting point is 01:08:03 I don't know how much they cost Covet I'd love to have that plaque For the Universal Exports Plaque from Honor Majesty Secret Service And the sad thing is I bet nobody has that I probably just went in some storage place
Starting point is 01:08:16 I disagree You think someone's got I feel like the Bond franchise people Were very good about that kind of thing Like, think of all the props that are still around. Think about that scene in Dynar the Day where they're in Kew's lab and it's everything from the previous movies sitting there. That's interesting, though. That would be a great thing to have.
Starting point is 01:08:34 Also, a thing I think we could probably find a way to make one for you. Oh, that's true. God, that would be great outside your garage. I know. That's because we may turn the garage into a podcast studio and it should be called either Hildebrand erides. Oh, why would you do? not here de brand here de brand rarities no hildebrand rarities hildebrand gorleys that's pretty good um this is a from underscore pangolin asking us that
Starting point is 01:09:10 question uh i mean it's probably my watch probably my skyfall watch what what of the most expensive question did you oh yeah yeah and i would covet the most i think i would covet the most i think I would covet. I guess if I could have any piece of bond memorabil, I'd take Daniel Craig. Sure. The DB 10. The Daniel Craig 10. I would take the DB 10.
Starting point is 01:09:33 Which one is that? That's the one from Spector that they only made 10-0 specifically for the movie. Well, again, it's, I'm guessing in my brain it's like bond merchandise, right? So it has to be something that was specifically made to be sold or given or whatever. Gotcha. So I think that that would be the answer to that. Yeah. I guess that we've pretty much done it, huh?
Starting point is 01:09:55 We did it. I mean, we're scheduled for an hour. We went an hour five. Yep. Well, this is us. It was great. Thank you guys for participating in this. It was really good to talk to you.
Starting point is 01:10:07 We're excited about being back. I'm excited about, I have people coming up to me and saying, hey, my so-and-so, my girlfriend, is excited that Dan Bonding is coming back. And it's just very sweet. I think it's very nice. I didn't know we were so loved. Yes. I agree, and it is good to be back.
Starting point is 01:10:25 And now we're going to end this podcast to do the commentary for the living daylights. Oh, what a treat for everybody involved. It is the first of the Timothy Dalton's. James Bonding will return. James Bonding Podcasts. Hey, this is Arnie Necamp from the Improv Fantasy podcast. Hello from the Magic Tavern. I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical land of food,
Starting point is 01:10:51 and I started a podcast. Season three has just begun with a brand new adventure to defeat the Dark Lord. If you're a new listener or you've fallen behind season three is a great jumping on point. And we've got great guests like Justin McElroy. I sound like a fancy college professor. Hate Nats. Rachel Bloom. You all see my collection of men corpses and one woman.
Starting point is 01:11:14 Felicia Day and Colton Dunn. You've seen me have intercourse with a variety of species. It's a bummer. Andy Daly. You have the members of Genesis listed. But Phil Collins has crossed out and then circled it crossed out again. Yes, I have killed Phil Collins twice. Thomas Middle Ditch.
Starting point is 01:11:29 Jesus, I mean, Jarzos. Ruler of the eighth circle. And that's just the beginning. Season 3, A Fellow from the Magic Tavern is out now. Listen in Stitcher, Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.

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