James Bonding - James Bonding Fantasy Film Draft 2

Episode Date: August 7, 2024

The James Bonding Fantasy Film Draft is back! And this time it's serious. Six contenders, six Bonds, and six films. Matt and Matt are joined by Taran Killam, James Bladon, Dani Price, and Shannon Locke. Mark McConville is your moderator, once more. Vote for your favorite at the link below!https://www.mattgourley.com/james-bonding-survey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt and, Matt and, James Bonding podcast. Welcome to James Bonding. My name is Matt Goreley. My name is Matt Myra, and we are back with a brand new fantasy James Bond draft. The listeners spoke. Some listeners texted us. Other listeners just wanted to be a part of the fun one more time. And we teased this.

A six-person battle royal James Bond film fantasy draft of the stars. For the gods. Buy us and for us. I'll buy it. All right. Now listen, this is a big day because we've all been working. We've all been prepping.

We're going to go through our, what do you call, I guess, our team managers? What would that be? What? Well, I'm sports lingo, yeah. Oh, a team owner. It's a team owner. We're all individual cubby broccoli. Yeah.

And Barbara Broccoli's here. So let's go around the room. No Saltzmans or Wilson's. No. So obviously Matt and I are partaking in this. Yes, we will each have our own team. If the draft gets bigger next year, we'll probably have to be co-owners. But I don't see how it can with six bonds.

It's perfect with six people, you know? Yeah, but go 12 people, two people to a team. I'm just saying. Wow. Do we have enough microphones? It's already complicated enough today, Matt. Let's start with the lovely woman to your right. Shannon, tell us about yourself.

Hi, I'm Shannon Locke. I sing in Matt's band. Well, it's your band too. Okay, I guess it's my band too. Yeah. Now, this is a secret band. It's an old band of mine that we've dusted off. Sorry, I'm blowing up our spot on the podcast.

Because I think what we'll do is we'll play a spot on James Bonding where we sing our bond song. And Matt, can you play the sax part to all time high on guitar? Yeah, I could do. Honestly, I could do that. So. I also thought you were asking me if I could play the saxon. part to all time high, to which my answer was, get me an alto sacks, and I'll see what I can do.

Do you play sacks? I used to. Oh, my God. Now, we have to do this. Well, to be continued in some form. Okay. And Shannon, you work at Earwolf as well. Yes, I do.

I work at Earwolf. I do all the social media and marketing and community and stuff. So Earwolf is me, basically. That's right. Well, I'd like to apologize for our last couple of episodes, Nafus, where people tweeted about technical difficulties. It's totally fine. They can deal.

So speaking of that secret band, which we will emerge soon with a gig, it's at Townland Band on Instagram and Twitter. It's a secret account. But if you follow it, you can watch us practice on Instagram live sometimes. That's what the secret followers are to do. All right. And next up to your right, you know or you love her, frequent and favorite guests of James Ponding. James Ponding? James Ponding.

There's something. James Pondering. Danny Price is back. Hello. Hi, Danny. Longtime listener. Yeah. And long time guest.

Are you excited? I am so excited that my hands are sweating. You know, that's appropriate, I have to say. If you're not a little nervous about this, you're not doing it right. That's true. I just need to keep reminding myself that the stakes for this are so low. I'm not going to go. It's public opinion.

Okay. Okay. It's the highest stakes there are. I was trying to drive the anxiety down. But sure. Danny, everything rides on this. Okay. Since we've introduced Shannon and Danny, how much time and there is no, you're not being

held to account, but how much time have you and thought have you put into this thus far? Like for me, I've put about 45 minutes in. Okay. I've done a lot of research. Nice. Because that kind of helps with anxiety. The more research you do, the less scary it can be. So I've got all my picks.

You've got backups. Yeah, this is my D&D binder. So we're, uh, this is great. Uh, I am personally not too familiar with these movies. I had never seen one pre-Dainiel Craig before y'all started the podcast. And then I started renting them and watching them occasionally. I usually fall asleep in the middle. They're very long.

You're not alone. Um, so I did a lot of refreshing this weekend, skimmed through like 15 movies, watched some YouTube compilations, watched three whole movies I'd never seen before. Oh my God. So I just wanted, because I wanted to, like, hang with you guys. So I tried my hardest. May I ask? To know something.

Which three movies you watched this weekend? The ones I hadn't seen before. I watched, um, the second, they all run together. The second Timothy Dalton won. Oh, license to kill. Bad choice. I saw Dr. No for the first time. Okay.

Great. And I watched a Brosnan, the one with Michelle Yo. The best choice there is. Tomorrow Never Dies, everybody. It's a great movie. It's a great film. Thank you for a great movie. You may actually, actually, there's a case to be made for.

sometimes the less you know the better because you might inadvertently find some new avenue that we're all looking at the minutia of. Right. So you may not be. I feel like my strategy is honestly like I will be trying to redeem characters that I feel like got a bad. I like that. I like that a bad show of it. Yeah. Because like we're making a new movie. So I feel like my picks are redemption based. I love it. See, everybody's got an angle. Next up, you know him. You love him. He's a regular guests of this program. He was here for the first fantasy draft, or it was just the three of us, and might I add, a real close runner-up, didn't win, but real close. Thank you, Matt. That was very rude. This is James Bladen. He can't bring himself to say it because it was too

close for comfort in that last draft. Although, so it was like, just if you weren't aware of the We should do it too close for comfort draft. Mr. Rush. But I think it was like, it was close to like 36, 37 percent neck and neck between Matt Gorley and I. Yeah. And you did prevail. Oh, I'm joking because we have literally the same percentage at the end, right?

Same percentage, but it still showed you winning. I'm not saying you monkeyed with the numbers. Oh. But you did have means and emotive. Wow. So it was rigged. It was rigged. Okay, well, that's right.

I'll see you on the playing field today. No, no. It was all in good fun. That was fun, but I think now it's really stepping it up and up. So I was just the Ralph Nader of that poll. You were just muddy of the waters there. Yeah. Absolutely.

You're the Jill. What's her name? Stein. Stine. Yeah. All right. Well, all kidding aside, all seriousness aside. James, it is always good to have you here.

It wouldn't be right if you weren't here. I understand you didn't do any preparation. That's not true. I don't know who told you that. I did about 30 minutes of preparation. Okay. That's pretty soon. Yeah.

Yeah. But I think my 30 minutes for me is like about, I don't know, 15 minutes for you guys because I have to look everything up. You know what I mean? I can't. I mean, I can only recall a few off the top of my head, but I don't know all the Felix lighters, all the. That's understandable. You know, ally, mentors, characters, all those. So it was, I didn't get that much done in 30 minutes is what I'm trying to say. Well, I'm glad you're here. Excuses. It's great to be here. Okay. And next, first time guest on James Bonding. This is very exciting. Long time coming, I think. Taryn Killem. Thank you for having me, Matt and Matt.

We are glad you're here. Now, you, I know, have been real serious about this. I spun the fuck out, really. I lost my goddamn mind. Just because it, you're right. Like, I've been listening to the podcast since its first debut. And so a fan of your guys, a fan of the podcast, a huge fan of James Bond, a huge fan of sports fantasy drafts,

a huge fan of fantasy in general. This is your wheelhouse. It's like the VIN diagram is a circle. For this, yeah. It's just a straight line. It's literally just everything overlaps. The profile version of a circle. I've been thinking about it.

I've been telling, I've been explaining it to my daughters. They've now seen, I think, four full Bond films. What did you watch? I had to My four nine-year-old child, her first exposure to James Bond

is now Timothy Dalton. So that's her bond now. She's like, I like, I like, that was the first one I felt in love with. Okay.

So he, I mean, the spoiler, he's maybe my least favorite, but love them all for different reasons. Taking notes. This is going to, yeah,

yeah, yeah. So it was fascinating for that. It's really affected my life. And not in, all positive ways, but I'm ready to really crumble before you, and it's an honor to have that opportunity. Thank you. This is an esteemed group of competitors. I feel like this is going to be really something. Who knows how long this will go? We might need to call our others and say we're

spending the night. It may be a two-part episode. We'll find out. But all of this is being taken into account by the capable moderator hands of the past moderator. Mark McConville. Mark, what are your thoughts on how you're going to handle this today? How are you going to come out of the gate? We'll cover the rules. How are you feeling? Is it an auspicious day?

Is it a great game day? Should I shut up? I feel good, Matt, and I feel like it's going to be a marathon and not a sprint. I think this is going to be a grueling adventure into reshaping the Bond universe. Appropriately, you got to treat it like the Boston Marathon. You know, you run 20 miles, then you get to Heartbreak Hill, guys. I already can see some things going on too in this in that there are categories that you will be picking from competitors,

team owners, that have limited resource. And maybe there's some chicanery that can go on within that. Yeah. Now, maybe what we should do is... Let's go over the steps. It's such a rare thing to have a commissioner who's not a team owner. Oh, is that?

Yeah, that is very rare. And I do appreciate you. I appreciate this role, honestly, Matt and Matt, because I am so not well-versed in the James Bond universe. But you're well-versed in drafts. I am, yes, yeah. I am a fantasy sports man. So I enjoy the framework. And then what goes into these little boxes on my little chart, I just go, oh, yeah, okay.

So, so Dalton's bad. Got it. Okay. Matt Mark and Taryn, you're the three that are really familiar with sports draft. Is anybody else? Because I was not at all. Sports? Yeah.

So. It's like day and day without dice. We were sent by a listener after our first draft episode, a worksheet. And I will say this thing. No joke is what probably like 11 pages. 11 pages, right? Aaron Whitlow sent us this wonderfully thoughtful whole outline on Cat, categories, options. I took it and expanded it a little. Because some things... The 11-page document

was expanded. Some things were unrepresented. Like, there wasn't, for instance, like on some bond girls, some were left out, some allies and mentors. So I wanted a selection from at least every movie whenever possible in there and toyed a little bit with the flex passes. We'll go over how we're going to order this, but flex pass. The flex charge. The flex charge. choices. For instance, categories like M and Q, where M, you only have five M's, including the Never Say Never Again M, Edward Fox. That means one pick will be a wild card where you can choose from outside the Bond universe for an M. Same thing with two cues, same thing with a money penny. And then there's an entire category like we did last time, a flex. And that includes... Talk about that,

because I feel like there needs to be a distinction between these... Yeah, wild cards. Flex cues and flex M's and then this wild card category. So this is its own category at the end, the last category we will choose is a flex category where we get to add one more element, and there are five to choose from, henchmen, secondary bond girl or femme fatale, ally mentor, gadget, and song that isn't a title song. You can add that to just like beef up your movie selection, especially if by that time you have a plot summary and you really need some element in there that matters. Okay, so here is my first question. Because the synopsis, I feel, is where you can really win it or lose it.

Because I feel like everybody's team is going to be impressive in similar degrees, but it's the sell of it, right? Especially for the online poll at the end. Those five categories we must stick to, but we can't flex. So my question is, what about choosing a director as a flex option? Or is that something that can just be included in a synopsis? at the end as sort of a gimmy, because I feel like that, in listening to the first draft, I was like, that's an element that really would affect.

Do you guys want to add director to the flex category? I was thinking that, too. I was going to use that as my flex. Yeah, same. Okay, great. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then let's add director to that category. This is just, commish.

I don't know. I got to go to the commissioner. Oh, you don't like that? I think it's fine. All right. The commissioner says it's fine. Okay. No, see, I listen to the commissioner.

But I do understand the distinction between, from the remaining henchmen, the remaining allies, the remaining gadgets, you must pick a flex to add rather than you must pick from the universe. You can't pick from the outside universe for those? Well, on this

sheet, it says, according to the rules, it says, you must pick one extra thing from henchmen. So you're saying, if you've got to have Julie Andrews in your James Bond movie, you can pick Julie Andrews. Not a bad pick. Not a bad pick. I feel like we should be as a last

Bonds? Do you do a flex bond in your flex category? Oh. No. But I'm also saying. Here's what I'm saying. I found the limit. That it should be you have to choose one of these six categories, including director, but you can

pull from outside the bond universe. That would be my recommendation. What do you guys think? So you can just put whatever the hell you want into your movie in the flex spot. As long as it's one of those six categories listed. But, okay. Outside the universe that has. that applies to those categories.

But gadget, you couldn't choose. Well, there's some, you know, all respect to Aaron and appreciated work of Mr. Goreley, there's some kind of egregious omissions in this list to me. Yeah, I agree. So. But the rules say in the gadget category that you can argue for a gadget that is not on the list,

as long as everyone agrees that it is a habit. I see. Okay, yeah, right, right. Right. I didn't know if that applied only to the flex pick or to the gadget, because the gadget says, pick from the list, right?

Each category that has a list says pick from the list. You're arguing the list is not comprehensive. Some of the lists might not be comprehensive. There are some darlings who are left out of the cold. And I would argue the more options the better. But it's like, you know, at Thunderball, the rebreather is chosen on the list versus the Jetpack. Come on.

That was my fault. That there was no Thunderball gadget. Oh, how dare you? But I think I forgot about the jet pack. So, I mean, it's literally the poster, bro. I don't know why you would forget about that. I know. I have to go.

you know when you get a really big win on the thunderball slap machine jetbacks fly up i don't understand stop this guy all right um so then then we decided for that flex category it's one of the six categories but you can pull from anywhere that i say yes to that person what am i Darren taren agrees to that you guys reading options no we're not reading your sheet you paranoid man you're all old we can't see do you want to go over the categories yeah it's right run them down. You've got, you need to pick, everyone will pick a James Bond, a Bond girl, a villain, a henchman, an M, a Q, a Moneypenny, a secondary Bond Girl slash Femfital, any reason

to go over that? Do you want to, do you want to, she can, this can be a villain or a, and then, or, like an ill-stated love interest. Or a woman who plays with it, that dies. She can be a good guy or a bad guy, or a good girl or a bad girl. Yeah. All right. American intelligence agent.

Those are mostly your Felix Liders with an occasional Wade or CIA guy. With an occasional Michael Madsen. Yeah. Thrown in for spin-off potential. It never had. I'm hearing rumors about him being a number one pick. First round. First rounder, Michael Madsen.

What? Ally Mentor. Yeah, that's your caram base. Yes. Your Columbo's. Yeah. Here I am in Mathis. Yeah.

Okay. A car? A gadget. A theme song artist. Now, this is something we should cover because it's written strangely, Aaron had it as just the artist. I think we go song. Yes.

So it still says theme song artists on there, but it's listed as song. So you choose the song, even though the title is different. So you're stuck with Rita Coolidge. So if you say Goldfinger is your song, but Goldfinger is not your villain or involved in your film at all, it's okay. It's more like you're going for the time. I think the vibe is. For categories one through 13, there are lists. Yes.

Which might be worth posting for if and when people so that people can kind of play along. That's right. Or even when we get to that category, Mark, you can just do a quick read of them. Oh, sure. Let's just say, in a fantasy draft, we're all not going to be picking the same category in the same order. True. Right. Oh, right. That's true. But then 14 has six subcategories in it that are open to outside of the Bond universe. Yeah. Right. We can just say those right now. And just sorry, just for clarification, I told you you would regret this. Just for clarification. It's literally the first text I said you're going to regret this. I don't at all. henchmen secondary bond girl slash femme fatal ally slash mentor gadget song that isn't a title song and director are the flex categories the subcategories in the flex category yes now categories one through uh headline categories one through 13 have a list and we're saying you cannot pitch someone you feel

was left out that does qualify for that category i'm okay with that if you yeah i'm okay with okay we need just a majority vote thank you thank you for anything off the list we can I'll just like agree. Okay, great. So we just do a majority vote. Well, it would be, yeah, that's great. I'm ready to drive. I'm ready to trust.

Well, I don't know that. Commissioner, Commissioner can veto, right? But I probably won't. Yeah. Trades. We can't do trades. My American intelligence agent is Ryan Sandberg. Ryan's Dan Fouts.

All right. So we are doing never say never again. Correct. It's in there a lot. Okay. Out of necessity. We should have brought the shoes. Actually.

I should have brought the shoes and then whoever picked something from Never Say Never Again should have worn them for the duration of the podcast. Next one. Talk about Never say never again. There's notation in these lists of. Yes. I know, but that was in there from Aaron and then Matt decided, right? Well, I did because it added an extra MQ.

Yeah, totally. And but also there's an omission. So on American ally, add a number 10, and that is Bernie Casey as Felix Lider. I like that. There's no way you can have John Terry in there and not Bernie Casey. I mean, it's just like having eggs without bacon. Yeah.

Very true. So then we've also figured out a way to a draft order. So we should probably go and figure that out, right? Do you want to take us through that moment? It's according to this document, draft orders determined by proximity of participants' birthday to October 5th, the day of the London premiere of Dr. No. I object.

Price's right rules are in effect, meaning October 4th would be closest to October 5th, but October 6th would be farthest away. Yeah, Halloween guy. Right? No, but I haven't feel like I'm further back than most. So I don't know. Let's do birthday math and figure out the order that will be drafted. I truly don't understand.

Well, look, I don't know how it's... I'll start it off. August 5th. That's pretty close. February 16. You're not closer. December 30th. Closer of Van Shannon.

So so far it's... Matt. August what? Fifth. Fifth. Okay. Let's do this. Can anyone beat August 5th?

Anyone closer to October... May 23rd for me. So you're... Taryn? I am April 1st. Yes. That's coming up. real soon like tomorrow

tomorrow yeah yeah oh happy birthday thank you very much make it about what a wonderful what a wonderful birthday gift why don't we wait till halfway through the draft when it's actually April 1st

to wish him a happy day and James you're May 10 10 so so far the two hosts of the podcast get to pick first and second and they determined how we did not I did not this is for Mara

this is for Mara okay great it's a neutral so it may make sense it makes sense it makes sense It makes sense. So Matt, Myra is closest. Right. So Myra, it goes,

Myra, Gorely, James, Taryn, Shannon, Danny. Is that right? Win's your birthday?

May 10th. Okay. Yeah. Well, hang on. That is correct? Well, here's my question. Run it down again.

August 5th, May 23rd, May 10th, April 1st, February 16th, December 30th. But here's the question. You want to flip it? Is it,

are we going? This is annoying. to most people, including myself. We're looking at it as a 12-month calendar, obviously, Gregorian. We are... Oh, my God. Here's... So, look, I'm just going to say, for the benefit of the room, I've pulled out a calendar here.

So we have October... October 5th is here, right? So, yes, I am closest, but if you swing back... If you swing back the other way... It's Price's right rules. Yeah. But it's always going to be... Okay.

Without going over. Without going over. I appreciate that. Thank you guys. But you were proposing just now to flip it. Well, I was proposing to just go closest in number of days. But then that would be too much math. Let's go with what we have.

All right. So, Matt, please review the order that you wrote down because I didn't write it down. Okay. Number one, Matt Myra. Number two, yours truly. Number three, James Bladen. Does not seem fair. Number four, Taryn Killen.

Number five, Shannon Locke. Number six, Danny Price. And as last time, we're doing a snake draft, which means we'll do picks one through six, which we'll go Matt Myra, Mac, Gourley, James, Terran, Shannon, Danny. Then Danny will get a second pick and we'll go back the opposite way. Danny, Shannon, Terran, James, Matt Gora, and Matt Myra. Cool.

Everyone understand the snake draft. It'll just, it's a serpentine draft going back and forth. And by the time you're hearing this, there will theoretically be a Twitter post, probably an Instagram post. What was that? That was my hat against me. The invasion. Oh.

Oh, and the invasion. With a link to a poll for the six options that should have the title and the person that created it, the team owner. Everybody's heart is pounding right now. I can feel it. It's in the room. This is tense. Yeah.

Any last wisdom from the three people in this room that have done this before? Or are you going to keep your cards close to the vest? Well, I would just say that there's some gamesmanship to this. So remember that when you're picking. There is a little bit of like, well, maybe I don't necessarily want this person, but it would prevent this other person from having a better movie than me. Yeah, there was also some scarcity that will not be here this time. Yeah.

Like last time, for example, because there were three people in the draft, Once two bonds had been chosen, I had nothing to do. There was no reason to pick a bond until the end because that slot had been filled. So if you're drafting six, if you're, if you're Danny, you might not, maybe you don't worry about bonds. But maybe you just have to have Julie Andrews in your movie and you put her in the first round. Is her publicist working with you?

Julie Andrews, but only in the opening montage. Yeah. She gets killed. Just her just dancing, just her dancing in silhouette. We're just projecting clips of the movie onto her body. This is like 1983 when Octopussy and Never Say Never Again came out, but then there are four other Bond films coming out. All in a summer, man, this is living, guys.

If we were in Hawaii, that would be the only way to top this in Hawaii. Okay. No, he's right. Imagine we're all on a beach drinking body ties. Why would we be at Ian Fleming's Golden? my estate. Okay, that's fine too. I just, I just, okay, just love you guys. Any more questions? Any more questions before we get started? Ladies and gentlemen, yes, you have a question.

Minute, minute, minute for per pick, and we're being strict to the clock, yeah? Oh, yeah, I think, we haven't talked about. I do think we need to sort of run a, run a little clock on it just so. Okay, so, Mark, can you handle that? Yeah, I can do that. Okay. Cool. You got to stop watch. I got three world clocks behind. Yeah, I have a watch. on two, so I think we'll be just fine. Well, without any further ado, I think it's time to start the 2019 James Bonding, six-person fantasy draft

sponsored by Julie Andrews. First pick of the draft, Mr. Matt Myra, Matt, you have a minute, go ahead. Well, look, guys, I'm gonna start this with the good foundation. I'm taking a quarterback first in this draft. And the man leading the charge for my team is going to be Mr. Sean Connery.

Mr. Sean Connery, off the board, he will never say never again. I too am taking... Oh, Matt Gourle, you're on the clock. That's all right, a quarterback pick with Daniel Craig. Ooh. District of Columbia himself. Two bonds off the board. All right.

we'll go over to James, Jimmy Blades, Bladen, you're on the clock. Thank you, Mark. I'm thinking this less as a sports team, but as a film. So I'm casting mine. I don't know about you guys. And I'm, of course, going to go with Roger Moore as the star of my film. Yet to be titled. Yeah.

All right. Three bonds in a row off the board. We've got to run. on bonds going on. I just want to say this is the happiest I've ever. Taryn, Tilling, we go to you. All right.

Your pick number four in the first round. I yield the rest of my time to Taryn. Thank you. Mr. Senator. Thank you, Mr. Bladen. I will be picking my bond, and I'll also be announcing the intention

of my film. Wow. In that he was, he's my number two seed, because my number one was chosen. That's good. No, so it's very high. And I am really going to, I'm really going to give this guy the opportunity to play in a darker, more grounded sort of real bond. The bond that probably would be released now was released literally a film after him.

So I am choosing Pierce Brosnan as my bond. Pierce Brosnan. He was also ranked too for me. Thank you. Letting him. All right. Very cool. Very cool.

for me. Can we know who you number one was? Mr. Connery. Mr. Connery has one. We go to Shannon. Okay. Pick five. It's really not too important to me to grab one of these other two bonds.

Yeah. That's a good strategy. Very cool. The most important thing to me in my movie, I will be taking my bond girl pick and I would like pussy galore. Ooh. Nice. Strong. Strong pick.

All right. Shannon has taken our first... That's a Bond Girl. Yes. Okay. Just making sure for all the listeners at home. That's not a gadget. It's a Bond Girl.

I'm sure it's a gadget. I own a couple. Danny, we come to you. You have two picks. So I'll give you two minutes on the clock. Okay. That's right. All right.

So a lot of bonds got picked. I think my movie can work with pretty much. any of these bonds, so I'm not going to pick mine right now. I'm going to pick... I have two things that I cannot live without for this, so I'm going to go ahead and pick my henchman, which is Red Grant. Good choice.

That is a... That's a good pick. Personal, favorite. Strong, strong pick. And then I'm also going to pick, just because if somebody else gets it, I will cry. I'm going to pick my Felix,

and that's Jeffrey Wright. Oh, you guys. You've got two good picks. Friking bold. Sure did. That's the beauty. That's an American intelligence agent pick off the board. One down.

One down, who cares left? But I didn't want to wait on it. No, for sure. You got to pick your heart. I mean, if you're looking at categories that don't have a ton of folk in it, that's a very smart, smart. Yes, you've taken advantage of scarcity. And also, I would say, you're not getting him on, you know, you're, what, you're 12 picks later. I don't know that you're going to get them 12

picks later. You've got to think about that when you're making these picks. That's good advice. A bunch of picks are going to go by. So get them like in. Shannon, we go to you. You have pussy galore and that's it. So let's fill out this movie. I'm also going to go with a scarce category just because I want what I want. So I'm going to pick my money penny and I would like Naomi Harris.

Wow. Okay. Excellent. Excellent. Look, I'm not, so far, I'm really appreciating the time you're all putting in. And the picks you're making are wise. Taryn, we come to you. Oh, boy. All right.

It's a good looking sheet, by the way. I'm just kind of peeking over my mind. Thank you very much. Thank you. You mean pics-wise? No, I'm just saying aesthetically, I like the organization. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're dealing with a grid here.

Oh, shit. Guys, calm down. That looks like. You're embarrassing me. It's almost my birthday. Calm down. All right. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. All right. Yeah, because you kind of need. to go where you don't have as much confidence that the things will be around. So I think I am going to choose a car next. Diverse picks here, guys. Diverse picks. And I am going to choose the Aston Martin V8. The advantage.

Oh, you motherfucker, that's my number one pick. Is it with the laser with the laser slicer from? Living Daylights. That's an awesome car. Thank you. We just did the commentary for that yesterday and I have my eye on it. Sorry, I'm really sorry to come into your house and do this to you. It's your birthday.

That you get one. So, yeah, so I'm going to go with that car just because I think like it's such an impressive thing, slicing a car, and I think that there's a, that hasn't been fully explored. Yeah, there's more to do. Yeah, there's more to do. There's more ways to slice that car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. James Bladen, we go to you, you're on the clock.

You have one minute to make your second selection. Okay. Please don't take the whole minute. I mean, you can, I guess, but your time has started. He's confident. He's just going to take 58 seconds. I'm just going to stare down, Mark, and then call it out at second 59. You're 15 seconds in.

This pressure doesn't bother me at all, because I've already got Roger Moore in my film. Uh-huh. Are you picking him again? Yeah. Can I? Like spot? Evil twins.

He's also my... Blowfeld gets flat. 30 seconds in. Can I have that time put back on my clock? Reclaiming my time. They're joking around time. Okay. Oh, you get 20 seconds left.

This is still a big category, but I'd still want to... Like, I'm tempted to go scarce, but I'm not. I'm going to go with... Ten seconds. would you shut up? Goldfinger. As a villain? As a villain.

It's really expecting a bigger reaction. Oh, that's amazing. What a big. It was just delayed. That's a solid foundation for a film. You have your hero, you have your villain. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, Matt Gorley, your pick is up.

I'm going Ernst Stavro Blofeld, namely Tully Savalas. Beautiful. Wow. Excellent pick as well. Okay. All right, Matt. Matt Meyer is going to have two picks here. You're on the clock. All righty, everybody.

Come on, if I can just get my next one, I'm going to feel real good. He's going to feel great. How great. Well, you better hope he doesn't steal it. That's the plan. Now I have to get inside McRolely's head and ruin my own movie. This early? Yep.

No. So, look, I just want to say that so far everybody has taken my one and two picks on a lot of of different things. The worst pick so far has been James. Goldfinger I had ranked 7th. I'm just letting you know. Roger Moore, facing up against Goldfinger, does intrigue me, though.

Yes. Thank you, Matt Gourley. I mean, I can't wait for them to play golf together. See, now that intrigues me. You're joking. Now, we're not saying, remember in the first one, we said the actual movie that we were talking about them from? Yeah, yeah.

Obviously, we didn't say who are bonds, movies were but is that okay? It's not necessary this time. Okay but on the pitch you might want to yeah. Describe it with that okay well look I think just for our bonds it's a reasonable expectation so I will just say that my Sean Connery is from Russia with loves to Sean Connery. Wonderful thank you. Sounds familiar. How much time do I have left? Oh very little. Yeah Mark you're not calling it out now this time. So here's what I'm doing guys I'm going to a category that only has six and I am taking Rafe

Einz I blended those together Rayfe Annes and that's an M That is an M Got it Is an M off the board I'm so happy right now

Guess what I have a flex pick I can take another one Two Ms are better than one It's happened in movies before I know Especially when they got peanuts inside The Russian nesting doll

Of British intelligence There's another M Okay, guys, I'm going to, I'm going to go for something that you might not expect. And that is a henchman pick. Ladies and gentlemen, Nickknack is off the board. Whoa, Connery versus Nicknack. Uh-huh. I'm in.

I'll just say, those of you who listened last time, may recall that something seems real familiar about these picks. I believe I was Sean Connery with Nicknack In the ballroom In the library with the rope Yeah We're back to Matt Goerley A very happy and giddy Matt Goreley Because I think we know who

I think I know where this picks going Matt You're on the clock I'm choosing an M And I'm invoking a flex option Oh exciting So early Current day Diana Rigg as M

Oh damn Wow So does that mean nobody else can have an M wildcard Because like Yeah And that doesn't take Dianne-Rig off the ball. Wait, it should. That should.

That's what that means. Well, because you should have to pick from existing M's. That's fair. That is fair and it is draft shattering. Because my thought was, it completely changes everything. If people for me. If that's like not worrying about my flexes because I was like, oh, no one's going to take my flex. That's it.

There's two Q flexes though. So. Yes. Now scarcity has become. This changes. so much. Yeah, I don't have a problem with that. There was nothing in the rules that said you had to wait on the flex, right?

Right. The Q-Flex, there's nothing in the rules that said, once the others are chosen, the two schmows left with those have to make do. This is my one way of thinking ahead of trying to do something. It's so exciting that we've come to our first. There's nothing in the rules moment, which is always the most dramatic moment in a sports movie. That deserves a donut. There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't play basketball.

nothing in the rules it says this kid with a broken arm can't pitch for the ex. All right. Is it me? It's James Bladen and then Terran,

you're on death. Okay, thank you. You're on the clock. I think it's CBS Sports that does. You're on the clock. I'm on the clock. Okay.

World's fresh is donuts. Goarly's having a solitatory donut after that. He's so proud of that pick. I have a celibacy donut. That was a man. Surely smart. That was smart to do that.

I appreciate that. That was good. I'm looking again at the Bond Girl category. I'm looking at the back of James's wallet phone, and I just have to say, he has two visa cards. This guy is... Why do you think I'm... I'm showing it your way. I want to intimidate you.

Nature Conservancy Visa card. It's everywhere you want to be. And one other place. I... You know, I hesitate to choose someone that I chose last time. But, God, I love her so much. And you just reminded me of her.

I'm going to go again with Diana Rigg as Tracy Bond. Excellent. Because I just think she's fantastic. Love her so much. We can do that. This is okay. Diana Rigg is not off the... Correct.

No, no, yeah. You know, she just booked two movies. That's like you've got two Mod Adamses too. So that's a Bond girl. Yeah. Bond girl, yes. Let me just take that off the board here. here.

Look-dokey. Taryn, we come to you. All right. I, too, we'll choose a bond girl. I'm tempted to take my number one seed. But again... I'd go number 12.

You think go down to 12? It's a bold move. But God damn, I respected. Why would you not take your number one seed? Because the way I seeded things were sort of in a very linear way. Like, if I got my number one seed bond, here is the number one bond girl for that bond. Oh, okay.

And then number two. Not to take away from the time, we can pause, but that's the thinking. Like, do you stick to your picks or do you adapt a little to the way it's going? And I think the- I said, Joy of the draft is the fluidity. Matt, what you said last draft about a collective tone made sense to me. Yeah, which only came up after words.

But that's okay. Whatever. Did not? It came up right at the top. It came up in the middle of the draft. And I'm like, well, what have I done to myself? Yeah, yeah. Ruined everything.

I will say I have not thought of a title or a synopsis based on I want to build it off of my picks. Synopsis is hard even with that. It's the scariest and worst part of it. Maybe we should take the break when we have all our picks. We get like a 15 minute writing exercise. Yeah, seriously. Here's a free Bond synopsis for anyone who wants it. Bond faces his most personal foe yet.

Ghost Road. It goes road. Yeah. Done. All right. Sorry. This time it's personal. So time back on.

We're good. As my primary bond girl, I am taking Madeline Swan, Leah Sadeau from Specter. Interesting. Bone choice. I just feel like a scientist that's agreeing with everyone's findings. I know. I really want to see these movies. I concur.

Shannon, we come to you. Okay. Shannon currently has a bond girl and a money penny. did it all the time. You did it again. Money. I don't know why. Someone in the movie says it that way. I think maybe super ego like M might say money penny. Yeah, I think that's maybe what it is. Monipenny. There it is. Um, okay, this might be a weird pick at this point, but I feel like there are categories where I only like know one person. So I think I have to take them. So I'm going to do Ally, our American Intelligence agent. And I would like Jodon Baker as Jack Wade. I love it. Let me just say that Joe Don Baker rated correctly, but I love him.

He played a villain? A villain? Brad Whitaker, the worst villain name. Brad Whitaker. Wax, the best wax figure collection of dictators. I mean, I really. Brad Whitaker, that's like a guy who lives across the whole freshman year. That's what I said.

It's a college dude. By the way, I would, of all the bond. props, etc. to have the hardest time explaining to my wife that I've got a Joe Don Baker Hitler in my house. But quite frankly, if it's available,

I'll take it. That's like, so, it's almost worse than having an actual Hitler. It's like, it's only half Hitler. It's Joe Don't worry about it. Danny, we go to you. You have two picks now.

And whenever you're ready, fire away. Okay. I'm going to do my am. Feel free. I'm good. And I'm going to go with Judy Dench. Duty Jensh.

She's perfect. She's a dam, you know. That's wonderful. And then the fourth round begins with your fourth pick. I will go ahead and do my bond. He's no longer my favorite bond,

but he's still the one I think is the hottest, Timothy Dalton. Nice. I had a feeling. I'm glad that he found his home with you. I'm good with it. Very good looking If you like Cat people

He was my second Flex choice Did you say Cat people? Cat people I thought he said half people No no I was like

I don't know what that means Cat people Cat people My second flex choice for M He's like a Panther Oh He was your second flex choice for M That's interesting to know

Yeah as if somebody Was gonna steal Diana I had a flex Helen Muren Oh yeah Very nice Everyone should have a flex Helen Mier Got a couple in the back seat of my car.

See, that's more than more people next draft. I feel like you do an all flex draft. You can't pick in anybody. You're on board. You're in. Thank you for giving us the idea. You're participating. Okay.

Beautiful thing. Shannon, we go to you. It's your pick here in the fourth round. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, I will do a villain. I think it's time to pick a villain. And I'm going to go with, No, there's a timer.

Shit. It's okay. It's okay. You got plenty of time. Okay, I would like to have, oh, I don't know how to say his name, but Sean Bean in GoldenEye. Alex Trevelyan. Alec Trevely. I really like a best friend betrayal.

006. I really like that as a lot voice. Yeah. Off the board. Alec Trevelyan. The late grade. In the movie. He's still with us personally.

All right. And that, I just personally, that's good casting right there. It's really good. Sean Bean in your thing. Yeah. Put Sean Bean in your thing. Put some Sean Bean in your thing. Taryn, we come to you.

Round four. Thank you, Commissioner. We are running low on M's. So I think I'm going to have to dig in my heels there, much to Matt Myra's chagrin. I can see from across the room. And I will be choosing my third seed, the classic, the first, Mr. Bernard Lee. Very nice. Smart.

Smart. Good pick. Boy, oh, boy. Just update for everybody out there listening. Edward Fox, still available. I love Edward Fox. Robert Brown, still available. Wild card pick, obviously.

James, take that into account as you make your fourth round pick. You're on the clock. You have 59 seconds. Thank you, Mark. 57. I'm looking at the hench person category. 49. And you know, guys...

Guys, what's me? I'm going to get donuts. This broke apart. They're all stuck together. Smile with me. You know, some things just seem to go together. Soup and sandwich. Me and donuts? Yeah.

Donuts and bonnet making noises. Drafting. And I think that also goes for Roger Moore and Jaws. Oh. Smart. Excellent. Smart. Kyle.

Keel. Keele. feel. So just, so I'm clear as the villain, not your flex as you're adding a shark. That is correct. Bruce, the super intelligent shark. He's my henchman, not my

villain. Goldfinger is my villain. Oh, henchman, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes. You know, speaking of Robert Shaw, as I take him everywhere I go. Matt Gourley, we come to you. I am thrilled to have my number one seed pick of Bond Girl, Vesper Lind. Congratulations.

We get a lot of agreement with that. Great pick, Matt. Thank you. I'm going to take Vesper off my board here. And if, sorry, for the interjection, if someone is picked in their true category, they're no longer available for the flex position, correct? No, no.

We let Diana Rig go in both. Great. Well, that's a different character. Yeah. I don't know, commissioner. Oh, interesting. Yes, I believe the spirit of this is that you are choosing from remaining.

Right. Yes. Folk. So, for instance, you couldn't take Bernard Lee and put him in a different as Bond. As Bond. Well, I mean, the Diana Rigged situation, right? That we just had.

You could. You could. Yeah, you could do that. I think you could. But you couldn't flex in Sean Connery. No. Because he's already in your movie. As Bond. Yeah.

Yeah. Unless you're doing a thing where Blofeld has gotten plastic surgery to look like James Bond. I'm just saying. It's happened before. We'll do it again. He'll do it again. Matt Myro. we come to you, have two picks closing out the fourth round and starting the fifth.

All right. As I close out the fourth round, I just would like to thank you all for participating. But I'm sorry about your loss because I'm going to win right now. There's a bug in front of me. Could be attracted by the donut. All right. So, again, I'm looking for categories where we don't have a huge number of picks available to us. Hmm.

Here's what I'm going to do. This might sound crazy. But I'm going to use a wild card flex for Q. And ladies and gentlemen, I'm taking Martin Freeman as my Q. Good pick. Really great.

I mean, just think about him in there with a Sean Connery, with a young Sean Connery. I am. And quite frankly, lightly frazzled, over some... Are you kidding me?

The looks he will give to camera. And then we'll pan out and reveal it's a monitor from some sort of a spy gadget he's built. I think his cue would be kind of an asshole. Yeah. I can see it. Well, I mean, that's how you're seeing it, but I've written it differently.

Oh, okay. I'll be... We will go with your vision. My spec will be at the door on the way out. Please grab it. It's 400 pages. Matt Murray, you get a second pick here to start around five. I sure do.

So look, we are in a situation. I thought you were going to say, we are in a golden age. We are in the golden age of fantasy drafts. I recommend the warm donut I broke a piece off of if you're going for a donut. I'm just saying it's delicious. Who brought the donuts, by the way? Because I have to say thank you. Taryn, thank you.

But Matt provided donuts as well. I don't care for his donuts. I'm not talking about his donuts. his donuts right now. I haven't tried his donuts. Mark, you seem confused by the donuts. Mark brought donut holes, too. Are you kidding me? What a donut festival.

This is the happiest day of my life. Credit where credits do. These were made by my wife. Oh, no number one donut. Taryn dead to me. Okay. So, let me just very quickly. Boy, oh boy, this is tough. Time's ticking.

I understand, I understand. How much time you got left? Well, I don't know, because he has the second... He has two picks in one round, so it's really two minutes. So here's what I'm doing. I'm taking... I'm taking a song. I'm taking...

Live and Let Die. All McCartney and Wings. George Martin, producing. Off the board. All right. Thank you all for listening. I appreciate. it. I love that pick.

Thank you. Because Paul's my favorite beetle and I'm not afraid of that anymore. You don't have to be afraid of it. The answer is George. The answer is George. George is mine too, but I still put Paul above John. I'm Paul with a bullet. Yeah, I agree with the Paul above John.

Well, we'll do our fantasy Beatles draft. I'm taking Stu Sutcliffe for base. No one saw it coming. I got Astrid as photographer. That episode would be 10 minutes long. Yeah, but it'd be fun. All right.

Matt Gourley. I will invoke another flex pick for Q. Oh, shit. Shut. Richard E. Grant. Ooh. Hang on. Yeah.

Because I used a flex pick for Q. There was another available. There's two. Oh, right. So now whoever has not picked a Q must choose from the list. Now, Richard E. Grant, of course, from... A lot of things. Can you please forgive me?

He's in the new Star Wars. But if you don't know him, look him up, he's the perfect cue. I just bought a ticket to your movie. Oh, I love it. He's one of my favorite actors. So great. He's in Briefly in Game of Thrones. He was the villain in Hudson Hawk.

With Nail and I, of course, L.A. story. He's worth looking up if you don't know. It's great. It's great. He loved as a child. I can't remember it's Spice World. It's not Spice World. Oh, he might be in Spice.

It's probably is. Yeah. Roger Moore is in that as well. I remember him being in like something. You can love Spice World beyond childhood. Oh, no, totally. I definitely do. I got made fun of on the how did this get made many, many years ago for defending Spice World.

It's, it is a genuinely funny movie. Yes, it is. They didn't get it. Good cameos. I would say that also about Hard Day's Night and Help, they're both very funny movies. Yeah. Saw Spice World in the theater twice. Yeah.

You're not wrong. Very nice. Baby's riff after they've crashed the bus. It still makes me laugh every time. Her little flirtatious plea to the police. So great. Such a funny, good move. It's great.

Spice World. Rent it on DVD or Blu-ray. We can do a Spice World commentary track. James Bladen, we come to you and the clock is ticking. Go. Marked. Now, this may have already, I may have not marked this down. For Q, what's been used for Q's?

Two wild card, two flex. That's it. So really you could pick... Okay, I'm gonna pick Desmond Luella as my cue. Thank goodness. No, I mean... Oh, dang! Terran, you're on the clock.

I, too, am going to pick a cue. Run on the cues here. But I would love to voice my wild card flex picks if I may, just for fun. I had a wild card Steve Coogan. Very nice. And a wild card Richard Aeote. So did I! Oh!

No! That's inspired. That was the one I was going to, yeah. Here are my other picks. Babs are you listening? Real quick. Little Finger from Game of Thrones. Oh, sure.

Jim Seymour, I know that's a crazy. Is cute? Yeah, as a crazy picture. But she's this kind of like elder scientist. Yeah. Maisie Williams, who plays artist. That's fun. That's really fun.

Daisy Ridley. And one I'm not going to mention because it's, uh... It looks like a pen. I was going to do a knife. Toby Jones. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's fun. That's really great.

All the good British character. But I will be selecting for my turn, Ben Wishaw. Yeah. My number one seed. That's the right move. Thank you. Thank you and God be with you. God be with us all.

This is really shaping up to be exciting. Janet, I have a donut in my mouth and it's your turn. I need a moment because I was going to pick Ben Wishaw. That was where I was going. This is the closest I've ever gotten to understanding church. Guys, do we do a Bible fantasy draft? What do you mean fantasy? Jesus.

There's no fantasy. We cast the Bible. Okay, I think I'm going to go ahead and do a secondary bond girl. Secondary bond girl. And I would like to pick Naomi from the spy who loved me. Oh, nice. She has a helicopter. Yes.

Has anybody else I chose her last time Chosen from that yet? No, it's the first one. Okay. Yes, that's the first Femfetal off the board. Pick of the litter.

Yeah, and lick at a pitter. Oh, this is James Bonding. Danny, we go to you. Okay. Does he do that on Super Ego? Because Pistol Shrooms.

Has he MoneyPenny gotten a wild card pick? No, are you doing it? I think I'm going to. Now just so, oh yeah, Yeah, go ahead. This is the first time I'm having something taken.

Yeah. Doesn't feel good. Okay. I don't know if anyone, I'm going to do a wild card money penny. I don't know if anyone's going to think this is exciting, but it's very exciting for me. Rebecca Hall. Oh, nice. She seems, she's so beautiful.

She's so beautiful. She's kind of like, I think she looks a little bit like Vesper. But she also looks like someone that would maybe work in an office. She kind of got a lowest Maxwell feel about her. She's very pretty. She's very, like, smart. And so I think that could be kind of cool. Especially if she looks a little bit like Eva Green, like that maybe like Bond like kind of complicated.

You know, just watched Iron Man 3 not a day ago. She's good. She's very good. Rebecca Hall. Yeah, she's the deceitful. She's in the town. She's in. Oh, yeah, I know her from the town.

She's fantastic. She's cool. She's great. Can I tell you that's my next pick? And I was going to do wildcard money penny. I had three children. choices. Olivia Coleman.

That was my... That was my other cue. That was a good, she be good cute. We all want Olivia Coleman in our movie. Yeah, she's so hot right now. Egritt from Game of Thrones. Olivia's legendary. Oh, yeah.

I'm not... But my top pick for money penny. But it doesn't look good. It was Jody Cummer Eve from killing Eve. Oh. I had a fun story hanging out on set with her husband, makes friends with the producers, Rachel Weiss as a money penny.

I had that idea, too. Oh, God. I'm not hearing a lot of Julie Andrews. I still think Rachel Vise should be the Bond girl for Craig. Super fun. All right, Danny, you're going to start out. Now I have to say my money penny. A secret of Tracy Bond that isn't Tracy Bond until she is.

Exactly. So for MoneyPenny, my pick was going to be a 1978's Connie Booth from Faulty Towers. Oh, wow. That's good. Yeah, that's good. Thank you. Speaking of Faulty Tower. I'm going to go ahead and pick my cue

and pick John Cleese. Beautiful. Can't go wrong. Can't go wrong with John Cleese. You know, just by virtue of how short the list is, I just want to say for the record, Alec McCowan, I think, is great. He's really good.

I think he's a positive, a good choice for, it looks like it's going to be. Where am I going to work with that? So now we're on to Shannon, and I feel like. Because we have... Shannon has yet to pick a cue. The only person is wrong-down.

So you have to... Right. So you're in a really beautiful spot. It's not worth using a piece early for something that's chosen for me. So I'll just let it be. It's like husbands and wives in countries that do that. I'm going to do henchmen.

They picked for you. I'm going to do henchmen and I would like May Day from a view to a kid. Nice. That is a solid. A good one. Solid pick. That category is a little weird because I kept thinking she was going to be the secondary bond girl, femme fatale.

A lot of my secondary bond girls, I couldn't find them on the list, and then I looked and they were in henchmen. Well, that's Maddie. I just like a bond girl that can kill you. Speaking of henchmen, you're in the clear here, Taryn for henchmen. Yeah. Everyone else has chosen a henchmen. Oh, is that true now? This is, this is.

Gory. Gory is not. You haven't? No. Oh. What don't I have? No, you haven't. You're right.

My document is wrong. That's all right. I mean, there's a chance if you repeat yourself, one of mine is in trouble. Otherwise, I'm in the clear and I feel okay about that. I even chose last. Oh, come on. I thought I chose May Day. No.

No. No. You picked your faves. I gave you the wrong. You're sick. Okay, great. Yeah. Pleasure doing business with you.

And that way it frees up. That sort of like a backroom trade. Whoa. Guys. Table talk going on. That is interesting. Find them. All right.

it's on me now. It's very telling how quickly wild cards have gone because the more I thought about that, the more excited I got about it. And I think there's a lot of like minds happening right now. I just respect you all, I think, is my point. I'm doing a thing where I'm trying not to double up too much generationally.

Yes. Where I'm trying to vary it. But I feel okay with every bond, there's a money penny. And for them to remain together, I'm going to choose Samantha Bond as my money penny, my number one seed. That's value. That's deep draft value right there. I'm so happy about it.

You have no idea. Mark. James, you're on the clock. Who's been chosen money penny-wise? That's what I was going to ask. Lois Maxwell, Carolyn Bliss, and Pamela Salem are still on the board. Asshole. Who do we have?

Money-pennie! Who of the money pennies? I just said it. you were bantering. I'm sorry. Can you please repeat yourself? And you are on the clock. Lois Maxwell,

Carolyn Bliss. These have been chosen. Camilla Salem have not been chosen. Lois Maxwell, please. There we go. Nice. Well, since this is a scarce commodity, I'm going Caroline Bliss for Moneypenny then.

I like her anyway. She's cute. Yeah. I can't believe that that wild card was taken. That would have cemented mine, I think. With a money penny. Same with Matt. I'll just say it.

Myra, we go to you. Yeah, well, my money penny's chosen for me, so I can skip the heck out of there. You are free to move about the country. If you want to. Rome around the world. Rome around the world. By the way, there's a B-52 slot machine. A lot of fun.

There's also a B-52 bomber outside if you listen around. Well, that's the beauty of Pasadena. It's close to airfield. Sunday is big for an air show though, isn't it? It is a big day for Christian air show. Accidental death. Super ego, season six. Seriously.

Christian air show. The Blue Angels. Christian Air Show is there. Just the hovercraft going across water. Will you write that down? True angels. I love that. Christian Air Show.

It's got to happen. It probably is happening right now while we're sitting here. somewhere else in the world. It's literally happening. Okay. Well, look, I mean, we're getting into it. We're getting into it now. This is where movies are made.

This is where teams are assembled. Here's my situation, guys. I just want to, I'm going to talk openly and honestly. The categories I've yet to pick from tend to be categories with a large number of available options. So that means I have to then start to pick from the heart. Okay? So that...

Pick from the part. Pick from the heart. This is James Bonding. And the part. We'll be right back. And that is why I am choosing for my ally slash mentor, everybody. Toot, Toot. It's the Coltrain.

That's right. Valentin Sikovsky off the board. Hey. Enjoy having. You can have him. him. He gets added Hagrid value

though. I was thinking about added Hagrid value. I mean, what I love about... Was where you were dead after that one I was? You talk about an arc. Talk about an arc for an ally.

He has one over two movies. Well, speaking of the number two, you have two picks. Thank you. You're a piece of shit. I'm Mark McConville. Segwomen. I was a segwomen.

On a day. Damn I did riot. All right. Now, let's talk about it. Here's where we're going. I'm heading over to Bond Girl Town. Please join me. Heading down to Bon Girl Town.

There's ladies over there. But I would say, bring your own water, because there's not enough where I'm going. Camille. Whoa. Is my Bond Girl. From Quantum of Sons? Yes, because I want Sean Connery to be in a movie with a woman he will not sleep with. Because she's 80 years.

younger than him? No, I told you it's time-traveling Sean Connery. I know, no. We got him from 1960. All of these are sandwiched in the same generation. And I love that she has her own motivations that have nothing to do with James Bond. And I think, quite frankly, she is just the bee's knees. Okay.

So she is off the board, guys. All right. All right, Matt Goreley, you're on the clock. I'm going to make a selection in round seven. Theme song. I'm taking skyfall. Nice. Mm.

No one cares. Really? Apparently not. It's a great song. Probably could have saved that one. I thought it gave me that deal. Love a song. Good hook.

Love a doll. Wow, I can't believe you took that. That was my numbers. Thank you guys. Thanks. You know what's so funny about that? I just show everybody. I have ranked everything, but I didn't even bother with those two.

Because you didn't see them? Well, I knew they were there, but I just kept looking at that main list and I just was like going through that. And then I was like, man, page breaks was absolutely influential. in decision making. That may have been our first kicker taken midway through this. I agree. What do you mean?

Fantasy football, you can wait until the end to take a kicker. Nobody had Skyfall on their list? Why did I waste that pick? I thought that would be a hotter commodity. You listeners out there, you appreciate it. That's the one I chose last time,

not to keep bringing that up, but I think... Really? Living your past glory, my bed. But I think this is embarrassing how you guys keep picking these things. No, no. James, this goarly, blade, and revenge sort of thing is really beautiful.

That's the synopsis of my film. No, I will say, that's a great song. Yeah. And Skyfall buttresses is my overall selection, so I don't regret it, even though I do want you all to leave. James Blade, you're out of the clock. Keep this train rolling. I don't know at this point.

Why don't you pick a song? It's pretty good thing to do it. Nice. Everybody wants it Yeah Everybody wants it Yeah Yeah

God Okay I'm gonna try to bring us up Into the 2000s here With the car choice Of I'm gonna go with

The Aston Martin DBS V12 Damn it From Casino Royale Give them some muscle Quantum I mean It really launches quantum

You know In such a nice way Yeah I think so too Thank you Teran Yes One of the best car chase Has ever committed to film.

Cost one life. Oh, boy. There we go. Speaking of one life, you have one pick to make right out. Tared kill him. Not great. Okay. I've done better.

At the risk of angering our commissioner, I too am going to pick a song. No, that doesn't make me angry. I'm going to pick Monty Norman's Doctor No theme. Very smart. Thank you. It just, it fits in everywhere.

It's in every film. It's what you want to hear. It's what I want to hear. Yeah. And that's my pick. Shannon, we come on over to you. It's bottom of the seventh round. Okay, I want to pick an M because I don't want to,

I want to box someone out for once because I've been boxed out of all the other categories. So I don't know about either of these guys. It just Google image searched them. So I'm going to pick Edward Fox based on his pouty face. Oh, it's a good pick. It's a good pick. He's so stuffed. Too many free radicals.

I'm to eliminate free radicals. Danny, we come to you to close out the seventh round. Okay. I feel like I should be picking villain, but I also think my top three villains, I don't think anyone's going to take them. So I think I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait.

I'm going to do Ally Mentor and pick Carambe. Excellent, excellent choice. I would hang out with him. Oh, me too. All day. That's such a good choice. He's one of my all-time faves. All-time faves.

And speaking of all-time, you have all the time that one minute allows you to make your next. We are officially halfway? No. End of the eighth round will be halfway because there's 16 picks. Got it. Do you want to take it? No. I want to wait for the end of it.

Okay. All right, Danny, we start the eighth round. Okay. Okay, I'm going to wait on a villain. Okay. I'm going to do Bon Girl and I'm going to do Natalia. Excellent pick. Personal Fave.

Excellent pick. Personal Fave. There are 16 categories, correct? I believe 14. 14. But who's counting? Just me. I think it is 14.

Oh, then I have it wrong. I had 16. Let's finish this round. We'll take it. We started the round. Now we can't just start. We can't. Danny.

Uncuth. hell of a film you got going. Shannon, we come to you. I'm going to do my car now. And I would like the BMW 750IL from tomorrow never dies because... You know what? I'll tell you what I'll throw in the other BMW as well. Oh, geez. Whoa. Oh, my gosh.

There's two other BMWs. You want the clear coding on that? I just like it's a great kick. I like it's a sidekick controller that it comes with and that that thing is like a sonic screwdriver. Yeah. Like blow doors. Yeah. That's right.

It's like a gadget and a car. Correct. That is correct. The Sony Erickson fold. It's great. I really wanted one. Taryn, we're back around to you. Okay. I think I'm going to finish the first half here with a big choice.

I'm going to choose my villain officially. Although no one on my list has been chosen, but I do get to take my number one seed, and I will be taking Dr. Kananga, Yafet Koto, as my bond villain. I hope he dies the same way. Can hang it off the board. That balloon has exploded. Jimmy Blades, we go to you.

Okay. Now, I don't believe this choice has been made, but please correct me, Mark, if it has. I would like to go to the M category and choose Dame Judy Dench. It has been chosen. Off the board. I was out of the room probably. There's really only one choice. Danny has, I think.

What's the choice? Robert Brown is the only M that is left. But don't. Then I forget that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Forget that. Don't, no, no, no, no. No, actually, you know what?

Robert Brits. You did say it out loud, so it does. Okay. So let's move to, I've got Fonnie Penny Penny. Secondary Bond Girl, perhaps. Let me look, really. Okay, I'll go with Thunderballs, Fiona,

Vosna. That's a good pick. Fiona Volpe. Damn. That's a femme fatale, yes. Yes. Secondary about femme fatale. It's okay.

We can adapt. Yeah. I got lots of options there. Damn. Well, will it be your option that you choose right now with this pick, Matt Gourley in the eighth round? Go ahead. No. As you said it, I was circling it.

I'm going to choose my car, and that's the Aston Martin DBS from On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Very good choice. Excellent choice again. Very excellent choice. Freshly caught today, sir. Oh, thank you. Jerome. And closing out this round, Matt.

All right. Look, I'm going to have to head over to Car Town as well. Come on down to Car Town. Cars a town for me. And it looks like as much as I do like a Z8, honestly, but I just feel like it's not James Bond unless he's...

Why am I walking diagonally? I think we're going to have to put Sean Connery inside of the Aston Martin DB5. Wait, that has not been taken? The original Aston Martin? A correct. Correct. No takesie backsies,

Matt. No. Yeah, that was 14 on my list. You know what's funny is I ranked them. I ranked the DB5 from Goldfinger at number four, but I ranked the DB5 from Skyfall at number eight. I don't understand. Oh, you took the Skyfall DB5? No, I took the DBS.

Casino Royale. The car that does 14 flips. I actually stand by my pick. I think that DBS is a very Daniel Craig car. I stand by your pick, too. Matt, that car is one of my favorites ever. I chose it last time, so I like that car. Don't get me wrong.

All right. We're true at all. That's a great car pick, Matt. Great. Let's take a break. We're back. If that sounded stilted and false, it's because we had a little break in the recording on accident.

But we did actually take a break. And before we resume our picks, should we talk about how we're all feeling? Yeah, I'll start. I feel great. I think it's going well I think everybody's making good choices They're within the time

Now let's throw it to people Who actually have made selections Taryn, why don't we start with you? We'll go around with porn All right I'm feeling pretty strong I'm feeling optimistic for the second half Where a lot of deep cuts can happen

Because the categories now have much longer lists too Yeah You know it was a real sprint off the finish line to get your bond and your M's and Q's and what have you. But I like how seemingly little overlap there is. I'm heartened by that. I'm surprised. And, yeah.

And a little surprised, yeah. Yeah. I agree with Taryn. I think that we're going to have a lot of good films here today. I mean, we're all winners. We're all winners. I think it should be less a poll at the end and more of like just a congratulations that all the listeners can.

Or a film festival. where we get to actually see these things. Yeah. Because I'm looking over my list, it's hard to remember what everyone else has, but I feel pretty good about it. It's an interesting strategy to try to, you know, whether you should be trying to take from different eras, whether you should be matching up people who have been matched before or not.

Or, you know, so I'm not sure we really know the science of all that yet. It's a new science. So we're all working together. We are all the, the, you know, Can't think of a scientist. A single scientist. That one. Danny?

Tyco Brohi? I think I feel pretty good. I've got most of the things that I've wanted. I think I got my must-haves. So I'm good. I think I have had to shuffle some of my later picks. And what's interesting to me is that I'm a lot of my rosters coming from the 90s and 2000s, which I didn't expect.

A lot of my backups were from the 70s and the 80s. So it's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Some real surprises. Shanty? Yeah, I feel good. Like I said earlier, the whole having to make a plot for this part is stressing me out the most.

So I had a few ideas, like, based around some characters and I've been able to get those characters. So I'm feeling slightly calmer about having to put a movie together at the end. Good. And I do suggest that once we have our picks, we take a 15-minute break. Everybody takes a corner. You write out your synopsis and type of it. A walk, you know, really get in touch with your thoughts. Yeah, I've rented six isolation float booths.

I'd just cruise over to the Norton Simon. Joe Rogan didn't have all those. Maddie? Look, I'm honestly surprised by my picks in that I've gotten a lot of the ones I wanted. Yeah, me too. I've had to be a little bit. There's some two-stepping I had to do around a couple others that got taken. I think we're in a room of people who,

enjoy the same things about James Bond. And that, obviously, honestly, my one and two picks went. And a lot of, that didn't go to me. Because I had, I picked first twice. So, look, we're going to, we're going to make this movie. And it's going to be great. I only need about $164 million for the budget. I'm feeling about a smaller film.

Yeah, 64 of that is my fee. It's a 400-page script. So. I'm feeling very good. I feel like, you know, how much. important cohesion is for me to feel like this all exist in the same movies. So even when I've had to pick from different eras, I feel like I've been able to pick elements that would fit well within this whole piece. I think I'm glad that I didn't do a plot synopsis or title until I had my picks because that I think will inform that heavily. I've got my eye on a couple of things that

I'm really looking for. And if I can get one or two of those, I think I want to see this movie. Okay. Well, with that, I think we should start round nine. And after further review, there are 14 rounds and not 16, as I previously thought. So we have one, two, three, four, five, six more rounds to make our picks. Let's start with Matt Myra. Yeah. Round nine.

Let's do it. Ooh, some applause. We're back in it, everybody. Yes. This round sponsored by John. Julie Andrews. Julie Andrews. The other white meet.

Star of Aquaman. Oh, that's right. Is she in Aquaman? She's a dinosaur. She's a dinosaur. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Naturally. Voice of the...

I didn't see it, town. You didn't see it? I was busy watching Iron Man 3 again. You'll have more fun. You have more fun than you think. You'd have more fun than you think. I'm sorry. They got it.

Tamara, Nicole, at the end? I like how. She showed up and she showed up on the pier. And I got me. Every, by the way, every, every DC movie since Batman v. Superman has been pitched to me as you'll have more fun than you think. Not that it's great, but you'll have more fun than you think.

Very excited about Suicide Squad with the James Gunn situation. And coming back for Guardians. All right, that's been your... What do you think about this? What do you think about this? Suicide Squad 2, Guardians 3 crossover. Into it! Warner Brothers, are you listening?

Is it going to happen? All Disney has to do is shell out more money for another studio. We've got the Marvel and Sony. Where I got the matter of the precedence has been set? You guys keep talking, will I plot away? You heard it here first. Well, I plot away. Mago Robbie will be in Guardians 3.

You know, it's true. He'll find an actor who he jives with and he'll throw him in the next thing. I like it. I like it. Is Matt being timed for this? He is. Oh, I didn't realize. You're on the clock.

Ter. Sorry. Kind of ruined it. You've been nerd railed. Not again. Okay. Look, I have a henchman. Obviously, Q, Money, Penny is chosen for me.

Ally Mentor. Got it. Now it's time for me to choose my American intelligent agents. My Felix Lider. Or Damien Falco. Here's what I'm doing, guys. I'm going to pull from... I'm going to take David Hediston.

I'm going to take David Hediston. Worth the weight. Here's the... Here's the... I think it was. I'm taking David Hediston, but I'm taking license to kills David Hedison. A little more...

A little wisps of gray on there. Distinguished. Mr. Matt Gourley, you are on the clock. I'm starting an actual stopwatch. Just a little bit more sharky. A little more sharky. Ally Mentor, and I'm taking Milos Colombo from Four Your Eyes Only. Yeah, I mean, come on.

He is not only the fiddler on the roof, but he is. Topol. He's great. He is. He's the riddler on the foo. Now we're talking. You're listening to James Bonding Radio. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. I'm going to... It'll be this! Man, what's a foof? Wait, what's a foof? Oh, there we go. Okay. James, you're on the clock.

Go ahead. Mark, who do we have as American intelligence agents? Who's left? This is a great question for the room because I'm not really tracking who's left. Happy to inform. Okay.

Who's taken? Can I ask you that? Well, no, I'll just tell you. I can tell you who is available. Please. Michael Madsen, who played Damien Falco and die another day. Let me just say my pick.

That might be quicker and see if it's correct me. Oh, boy. Maybe it's not quicker. You never know. Go ahead. Jack Lord. He's available. You got it.

That was quicker. Okay. I was going to say him last. Were you? Yeah, because I was on the other page. Oh, okay. Jack Lord is my AI. Yeah.

His giant. His lady glasses? Gender neutral glasses. They're pretty gender-specific. I'm being kind. They are binary glasses, my friend. I think the Pacific. I think the Pacific Ocean is decidedly female.

Taryn, we go to you, round nine. I will select a hench person, and I will be selecting odd job. Yeah. Yeah. I better get on that. Get on up. All right. Very good.

Shannon, we go to you. Oh, God. I will do. ally mentor and I'm just going to do a classic and take quarrel from Dr. No. You're not wrong. Nice choice. Great choice. That lady swipes a light bulb on his face and he doesn't even flinch.

Good point. I mean, that's something right. We're not going to get anything out of her. Shannon, this is the highest compliment I can pay someone, but you have screwed me over more in this draft than anyone else. Wow. Congratulations. We're on, we're on the same. Kindred spirits.

I like it. Coral is kind of superstitious, though, so watch out. Right. Yeah. He's a freedom of dragon. There's a dragon. Yeah. Danny.

Okay. I think I have to go fill in now. Oh, my goodness. Sorry, this is a difficult. I get it. It's a big decision. A lot of your movie is going to hinge on this. I'm tempted.

I think I would like it. I don't think anyone else would like it. And this movie isn't just for me. Oh. I almost want to go goose up Graves because I think he's underrated. I think... He's a good villain. Toby Stevens is amazing.

No, no, he's correctly rated as I have him on here at 22. Wow. I say you defy. Wow. But Colonel Moon much higher. Mark, huh? Just for some calibration there. You don't have no idea what I mean.

I'm going to pass on Gustav Graves. Whoa, I didn't need to steer you clear. I'm between two. I'm going to go with Lesheaf. Nice. That's an excellent. I can't. Wonderful.

It's a better pick. I'm not going to lie. You made a good decision in the draft room. He's great. That concludes round nine of the March 2019, James Bonding, fantasy draft, six-person draft extravaganza, brought to you by Julie Andrews brand hot nuts. Round 10 begins. Danny, go ahead.

Woo. All right. I'm going to go my skin. Each bag of nuts made with a spoonful of sugar. Wow. That was well thought out. Good job. He's doubting it. Okay, I'm going to do Secondary Bond Girl slash Femfetal and do Miranda Frost. Great one.

She's gorgeous. Good, big. She's a good actress. She's very good pick. Rosemann Pike. Real good. Should have been an actual lead bond girl at some point. You know, would have been nice to see.

So you're saying you're getting bond girl value in the femme fatale category. Yeah, that's a smart buy. That's a two for one. That's a twofer. Shannon, we come to you, round ten. I'm going to go for a gadget, and I would like to put out onto the table the first... Can I have this? Yeah, can I have this gadget that is not on the list?

And can I have the Thunderball Jetpack as a gadget? I mean, look, I was under the impression that it was in my trunk of my vehicle. I'm good with that. It's literally. Rising tide raises all boats. Yeah, I vote yes. I'd be a hypocrite if I said no. That's all I'd be a hypocrite if I said no.

Congratulations. Congratulations. I really like you forward to seeing your movie. Okay, thank you. We're going to see your movie. Wow. Thunderball Jetpack. Gosh.

Gone. Taryn, we go to you. Oh, boy. You know, I, I, I, I know I said it started out going dark and gritty. But now I feel that's still possible. I feel like there's a tone element to that. But I do think it is also going to be exotic.

Yeah. Sorry. Where are we going? I'm making the first exotic Bond film. We've never been in history. No, I think it's a little bit more grander than I first pictured in my mind. But I'm okay with that. Um, what am I saying?

I don't know what I'm saying. Where to go. Exotic locale. I mean, yeah, those are all kind of freebies, right? The locale? Yeah, you can throw it into your synopsis, yeah. All right. It really should have been another round we had, but.

I, uh, I don't know what to do anymore. I am just going to pick my secondary bond girl. Yeah. And I'm choosing Lupe Lamora. That's a goodie. Talisa Soto. That's very good. Thank you.

She has very good eyebrows. That's the note I have for her. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Let me just quickly ask the ally mentor situation. I believe only Quarral and Sikovsky have been picked. Am I correct?

No, there's four off of them. Colombo. Thank God. Maybe, oh, because I picked so early. And I just did not write. All right, James Bladen. All right. I'm going to go to that category that Matt just brought up the ally mentor category.

And I'm looking at Sheriff J.W. Pepp. Bladen. Let me explain. But you got a Roger Moore. That's like pairing a fine wine and a fish. He was unranked. A cheese maybe. Yeah.

He checks the box of lawman. A real stinking. cheese. Racist buffoon. Oh, dang, man. And he also helps us with our product placement

for skull. That's good. And Tommy Bahamas shirts. Have a dip with J.W. Tip. You some kind of doomsday.

Hate other races and your own teeth. Try a little J.L.I. Mentor is for you. What about eventually your lower jaw? Why not try? Julian Andrew's dip.

Don't fucking take my bit, man. Take it. No, run with it. I stole it. Matt, it's your pick. Me? Yeah. Brought to you by Julian Andrews. I'm doing American intelligence agent, and I'm going Bernie Casey from Never Say Never Again.

I love this guy. I like that one a lot, man. That's a very good pick. Thank you. Is Bernie Casey, the production company that produced the Cosby Show? you're thinking of, Marcy, Carson.

That's, Carcy Warner, Tom Warner, owner of the Red Sox. Got it. Matt Meyer, we go to you. You get a little bit of everything

on James Bonding, don't you? Okay, guys, I'm going to gadget town. Population? Come on with me. And I'm choosing off the list here. What I actually find to be

one of the better gadgets in the entirety of the franchise, something that is functional in two ways. That's what I like in a gadget. I like a gadget that is something, but is also a deadly weapon. And I am taking the ballpoint pen grenade from Golden Eye. Three clicks to arm, Danny.

Three clicks. Gotta count the clicks. That concludes round 10 of the James Bonding draft. I can't believe it. We're getting close to the end here, guys. Matt, you have another pick? We are snaking around. Yeah, I got all my choices made.

I'm just deciding what. Yeah, he thinks it's him, but we'll let him talk. and then I'll take it. Go ahead, Matt. What are we saying? I'm done. Go ahead. Matt Myra, we go to you.

Yeah. Looks like I don't have many spots to fill on this roster at this point. But I believe secondary bond girl is where I must be taken next. And I am, I am. going to take someone from a later picture. Severine from Skyfall is off the board, everybody. Well, you just made my choice for me for, because I had it down to two for a secondary bond girl femme fatale,

which I guess I might as well choose now. One, two, three, four. You don't have to. Yeah, Matt, you're actually... You're okay. I've given this service to others. This is a category where everyone else has made a selection and you haven't.

Your choice. And I will save it. So you have a couple open categories. Great. Great, great, great. Oh, boy. There's a real fork on the road for me here. Instead...

Miles to go before he sleeps. I will do henchmen. And I think I'm going to go with a pick that probably no one would take. But I think fits my movie well. This is also a category where everyone else is picked. I'm going to wait on that. But there's not...

What do you have left? Matt has henchman left? Femm. secondary bond girl, gadget and flex. Then I'm going to do a flex, and I'm going to take a secondary bond girl and choose Jody, Cumber, Eve, from killing Eve for my secondary bond girl.

She could kill you. Yeah. If you haven't seen that show. If you have seen that show, you know what I'm talking about. Is there anything else there that I would have wanted? Wait, hold one second. Well, your time is up. That's true.

There are no takesies backseys. that's in the charter of the league. And James? I'm good with that. Oh, is it me again? It's time to take these, uh, a choice from your list. Sometimes, sometimes I get whist away by James's profile and hair. Let's just take a minute to enjoy it.

Handsome man. I mean, it's just like, he was going to be my flex-on. Yeah. My flex-on. The initials work. Right. Yeah. Um, James B.

Oh, my, thank you, Matt. That's very nice of you to say. You could get so many monogrammed things that James Bond also has. Does James Bond have a middle name? He does Stilly James Blaine, we go to you Let's have your pick

Okay, I want to talk gadgetry And by that I mean just me talking about it I know what you got I gotta know he's gonna with a Vitamix That's weird Flexing in a Vitamix It can make peanut butter It can make serve sorbet

You know what you think you know what I'm gonna choose? Maybe I don't know because I feel Unfortunately I feel tied to last time and I feel like I can't redo my choices because it's... You can't. I've done a couple of reviews.

Yeah, you don't have to just steer clear. So if you'd like to... But I don't want to let my... I don't want to keep my audience guessing. But you got to go what's best for this movie, right? Yeah. What's going to... Yeah, but I'm not...

We haven't finished the script yet, so I'm not totally sure... You're like every other Bond movie. What he's going to need. Yeah. Okay, well, if that's the case... I'm just going to choose the one that I think is the best. I chose it last time,

but it was... It's worth repeating. Yeah. It's this Rolex Submariner. I knew it. With the magnet and this, the little saw blade. Said it once before, but it bears repeating now. It sure does.

I love how you don't have to specify a film on a Rolex Submariner, but you did. I did. And I'm into it. Yeah. Taryn, we come to you. All right. This is round 11 in case we've lost track of that. Thank you.

Yep. You got it. Speaking towards making the best movie possible, the best version of a Bond movie possible. I'm going to option my flex choice for director. Oh, interesting. And I am going to choose Stephen Spielberg. He finally gets a swing. Who has always wanted to direct a Bond film.

He was on my list. Who has, you know, how many incredible films under his belt. And if anything's going to sort of like, just six, six. Thank you. That's right. And like 40. Oh, that's right. Aaron did that category too for us, didn't you?

And I just feel like that's going to. wake the sleeping dragon and really make him apply himself as as the autour he is in a way we haven't seen before look let's good choice let's wake up Spielberg he wanted to do it waking Spielberg that's what he wanted to do before making Raiders right correct that's what he's looking for he's like that's my dream is to do James Bond and they wrote and then George Lucas in Hawaii something equally great said how about we do another classic yeah yeah so what is stopping that from happening what did stop it from happening well I mean

isn't now Spielberg is still making things he can't get a film made no yeah

without just wanting to do it so all he has to do is say I'd like to do it but I think the franchise as it stands now I think they think that Spielberg

is sort of missed his window do you think they feel that he would put too much of a Spielberg imprint on it or do you feel like I feel if he said he wanted to do it they would have him in a second

now I think he's and Carrie Fukinawa, I think putting your imprint on it now is not an issue. Doesn't matter. Yeah. Although Danny Boyle, what happened? I think it's really his, like, I see it as his midlife crisis. He's like, what have I done?

And it's, and it's the old baseball glove he finds in the attic. And he's like, oh, yeah, this is what made me happy. And he, and he, like, has the second life. He oils it up. He just oils it up. He puts rubber bands around it, puts it under his pillow. He goes by the park and all the local kids are playing. He's like, hey, mind if I join?

And they go, spiel. Let Phil. And he plays the greatest game he's ever played in his life. And he finds his smile at the end of it. Exactly. There you are, Stevie. It's me, Julian. You know, speaking of...

Speaking of Spielberg, I will say there's just for funsies, if you want to watch Spielberg for a minute, be a very enjoyable person. There's a video on YouTube of him touring some... I think an Entertainment Weekly reporter around the universal lot in a golf cart. Yes, great. That is good. I've seen that.

Yeah, it's good. All right, enough of that shit. Shannon, it's your pick. I'm going to do my flex pick, but I'm going to take from an existing, like, paper thing instead of pulling out of nowhere. So I'm going to get another, an additional secondary bond girl.

Wait, here's a quick question. Can you flex pick from a list if that list isn't dried up yet? What do you mean? You should be able to. And that is taken off the options for the actual thing. Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. So I would like Corinne Dufour from Moonraker because she also has a helicopter. I like. Oh, you do. Yeah. You really. Good choice.

Xenia on a top. I feel like a lot of her movie is going to be happening in the air. It is. Location saving. Pussy galore has a plethora. I think you see where I might be going with this. Your is going to take place in the future when we all go to work and play in our private helicopters. Go to work.

It's promising. I'm going to play, honey. Or her villain is going to create like a 50-time earthquake and there's no longer land and everybody has to live in flying vehicles. I love it. That sounds good. That are supplied by him. He becomes the number one helicopter dealer.

That's right. I have not paid attention to what cars got taken since cars is like one of my last picks. You actually don't have to choose a car if you don't want to. Made in the tow truck is. still available. Mader the tow truck is still available. And chite, chady, chady, bian, bion. I think I'll pass.

I'm also surprised that the, speaking of cars, the Bentley is not listed on here, is it? It should have been. Which one is that? Doctor No, sorry, from Russia with Love, the green Bentley. Oh, right. Which is from the book. And has a phone in it.

What is the, there's a card from a view to a kill, right? It's like a weird looking, There's a Rolls Roy. There's a Rolls Rice. I think that's the one I'm thinking of. Can I have that? You can, yeah. If you don't mind breathing the air from the tire

to save your own life. I think I will. Is that the one? I'm going to take that one. Okay, Rolls Rice. Nice. All right. Danny, you're up again.

Okay. I'm going to take the gadget. We're going Gage here. I don't think anyone's taking this gadget. I don't need that tire air. because I have a rebreather. That's a good one. That's a good one.

The Jedi also have a rebreather. That's right. Prequel Phantom Manor. Shannon, you're up. Okay. I'm doing theme song. Wise. And this is harder than I thought

because a lot of these theme songs are very, very good. But I think I'm going to go with License to Kill by Gladys Knight because she's very hot right now. She was on Masked Singer. That was my song. That was my pick.

Really? You're kidding me. Both of you. The lyrics in that song, not so great, but the sound of it, it is like dark and sexy. I mean, it's great in the vocal. You're just saying, you're right now just telling me that Bernie Topin does no contributions to Elephant John's work. Because the words aren't important to you. I'm not saying that.

I'm saying I see why it's not a lot of people's favorite. I dig. Hey, listen, I'm a Die Another Day fan. That's right. No. No. I love it. No.

Why don't you put your money where your mouth is. I put Die Another Day and another. way to die on my top six. Have you chosen song? I chose the James Bond theme. That's right. That's right. In your face. Sigmund, it is your pick.

It's on to me. All right. I'm going to choose ally mentor. And I am going to choose Albert Finney. Kincaid. Excellent choice. Excellent choice. Emma. Maybe I should take one.

No, that's good. good, yeah, that's good. Wonderful. Rest in peace. Emma. Emma. Like all, James. She had her own.

The father of God. Emma. James Blaine. He jumped up little shit. Oh, my God. What was that voice you were doing that? It's Albert Finney. It wasn't, it wasn't mad doing a voice.

We had just. And my Tony Coitus. He did his Tony Coitus. I've never heard your Tony Coitus. Tony Coitus. Tony Coitus. Curtis. Tom,

Cudius. It really sounds like you're saying Tony Coytus. Yeah, that's what I'm saying about. What was the word Tony Curtis was saying yesterday during the

commentary track for Living Daylights that I couldn't tell what he was saying? I don't know that he could have told you what he was saying. I'm going to love him and cut him and hug him and squeeze him. James Bladen?

Yes. Please make it choice. All right. Bert Larr? It's Bert Larr. It's Bert Larr and Alcovitch. Dorothy. All right.

I'm going to go, I want to honor our John Barry, who is a real team player. Danny's slamming her fist down. I mean, when you hear that, you know you're making a good pick. And I'm going to go with him for his theme song to honor Her Majesty's Secret Service. I almost did it, but I didn't want to repeat either. But what? I almost chose that, but I felt like I didn't want to repeat last time either.

Oh, because that was yours from last. It's a good one. Thank you. So that's, you're going to be hearing that at the top of my movie after the cold open. So that was your flex pick? No, that was the song. That was the theme song artist. Oh, right.

Goldfinger, I'm sorry. Goldfinger was your villain, not the song. Correct. Yes. Correct. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha.

It'd be pretty balsy to pick the song, Goldfinger, in your number two. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not, though. Yeah. Matt Gourley, let's find out what your pick is in the 12th round. Oh, man. This is really going to make a choice.

for me. Make a choice. Make a choice. Make a choice. I'm going to go gadget. Go-go gadget arms? I'm going to choose third nipple. Wow.

It's listed as fake nipple on here, right? Well, it's both fake and third. Fake and third. If you have two already. Well, fake nipple, yeah, because I may use it differently. We'll see. Hey, Matt. Yeah?

This is for the non-bond fans. What one's that in? That's in a man with a golden gun and scare Munga has a superfluous papilloma? Sure. And what purpose does it serve? It should, then Bond puts a fake one on so he can disguise himself as Scaramonga.

Got it. Yeah. So really only purposeful in the, in that one situation. No one knows what he looks like. The only thing they know is that he has an expert nipple. Okay. I thought it was because someone was like feeling him in the dark. Nothing like that.

No. Okay. Matt Meyer, we come to you. No. All right, guys. Oh, boy. It's villain time. It's villain time, children.

Now, let me talk about my rankings here. Talking about rankings. My 1-2 and my 1-2 are still available, which is good for me. But the way the rest of the draft has gone, I'm going to have to do some adjusting. and I am taking

Max Zorin with you to a kill Sean Connery v. Max Zorin who doesn't buy a ticket to that movie most of you but it's okay I'd love to see you yeah yeah

thank you Matt Miro back to you as we start the 13th round second to last round here yeah and look my team is essentially filled out nothing but gravy here. Because Moneypenny's chosen for me.

All I have left is flex. Let me ask a following question to the commissioner. You got it. When choosing a flex, I can pull a flex from any category, correct? Or do I have to choose a director? No, it seems like you can choose from the category lists. The subcategories of the flex. Yeah, you have to choose from the subcategories.

Yeah. So you can have an extra henchment. An extra secondary, an extra ally, extra gadget, extra song. You know, if you had your one and two villains that were still on there, this is the time to take that second. A villain team up. It's unheard of. You can also add.

Not a Batman movie. Not in living daylights. You can also add someone from the world, you know, like for instance. Like Julie Andrews is still available. Yeah. She's sponsoring this whole thing. I had the hound from Game of Thrones as a henchman. Oscar Isaac is an ally mentor,

Pedro Pascall or Olivia Coleman. Also, Ian McShane, he would have been good. Oh, nice. Great. Great. I should have done that. A Gary Oldman villain. Yeah.

So my flex. A Gary Newman. A Randy Newman song. Gary Coleman. My flex. He's still that double agent. He's doing lots of stuff. You got a gun for me.

I'll tell you, courage. He's deep undercover. That is his. ratchet go in the cute to get a fancy new

gadget you want Randy Newman I'm giving that was a hard sell but I'm passing

I'm going to take a I'm going to take another henchman for my flex pick and I'm

choosing from the available hench people and I'm taking Xenia on a top

mm mm that was that matchup with connery is a beautiful matchup yeah fomka yonson with what he's sort of with a squeeze said in the in the past to finally see him get the back of the hand to the face oh he should yeah gawirley yeah suddenly very sullen matt goerley will make a pick here yeah in the unluckiest he's like a kid opening the last christmas present yeah it's over and he's looking he's looking he's looking at the box going well it's not this box is too small to be what i actually want.

I will go secondary Bond Girl Fam Patel and I will choose Andrea Anders, Mod Adams. Lovely. James Bladen. I'm going to exercise my flex pick.

I'm going to, as Terran dead, I'm going to do a director because I think that adds a lot to a film. I think it's something that, well, frankly, a lot of you are overlooking. the role of the director I think maybe your Felix is going to have less impact

than the director shaping the entire film With that in mind I'd like to stretch this out a little longer I'd like to say For my flex directing I'm very excited to have him Stanley Kubrick will be directing my James Bond film Wow Roger Moore's in your Stanley Kubrick film

So it's just like Dr. Strange We've coaxed him out of death death. He had to convince him. He must have got a great deal. Yeah. I can be alive again, but I'm not so sure I want to. Yeah, no, we recorded him, and he's agreed, so we're thrilled.

Wow. That's curious to see how you're going to make that. Kubrick, yeah. Kubrick, I know you want to stay dead, but I got two words for you. Jack Lord. Not that long. Who else did you have? I had Christopher Nolan.

I was thinking. And I had Denny Deline Ube. Oh, yeah, I would like him to do one. Yeah. He was on a short list for a while. I kind of wish it would have happened. Yeah, it would have been, you know. Taryn here out.

Oh, boy. We've come to the gadget portion of my draft. I was very sad to see the Jetpack go, my number one dream. And I didn't even know if it was going to be an option. So I'm happy for you. It's my point. It's really great. Also, it was very, very sort of disheartened,

but now excited about the idea of a ghetto blast. Yes. Oh. Ghetto blaster. It's called a ghetto blaster. It makes me really happy. This is what I got to know first. The golden gun.

Does that qualify as a gadget? Well, I think because it's being used by the opposition, I tend to take it off the board. Again, I'm in. I want to see what you're all going to do with your ideas. So I got no problem with that. Yes. Does Bond ever use it?

No. No. No. He never gets his hands on it. In Taryn's movie. But he would. Yeah. These movies are designed to turn the franchise on its head. Yeah. Now Mark Geddon. It seems like the room might be split. Do you want to vote all those in favor?

I'll allow it. Golden Gun. Okay. We are voted. There it is. I will take the Golden Gun. I, you know. One shot kill, you know what I mean?

You know what he uses it? Yeah. N-64. N-64. N-64. That's right. well yeah yeah million dollars a bullet

everybody gets it I got Spielberg directing you don't think we got the budget gold bullets he charges I should never got a shot I care Shannon it's time

you either choose to have my things chosen for me your cue or your bond yeah this you can kind of relax yeah so yeah my cue has to be

Alec McCowan so there's that okay I don't know who that is he's pretty great wow he's pretty good I think that's how his agent told him he got the job

You're the last choice, so there's that. They went out to everybody. You're in the package. You start next Monday. He started next Monday. He actually, there's that. He goes by. He's very good.

He doesn't even go by Q. He goes by Algernon. Yeah. Ooh, does he have Algernon? Does he have flowers? For himself? Is he getting dumber again? No, like flowers.

I think we're catching him on the way out. You can make that part of your plot. Like there's a dumb. Does that mean? My M and my Q are from the same, from Never Say Never Again. Because that's what I, okay. That's nice. Okay.

Well, that's something. I made you this thing, but I don't remember how it works. Let's go bang. Danny, we go to you. Your final two picks of the draft. Oh, my. You got a theme song and a flex. I can't wait.

Okay. Might I suggest two theme songs? No? Well, you've gotten suggested. I'm going to go one theme song. Okay. I'm going to do. Uh, golden eye

Tina Turner Written by Dolly Pardon The Edge and Bono I saw that in the credits Stumble out a bed And a satellite in the sky Very good

And then this is our final round Everybody last round Stumble through a sub and stumble through a laser There's a dam and a bunch Well it's golden eye What a way I just did that Make a villain.

What a way to make a villain. Danny, we go to your flex position here. That's it, right? It's the only slot you haven't filled. Yes, I'm going to do a flex. I'm going to get... I kind of want to argue that for an ally, you could have the Komodo dragon from Skyfall.

Because if you think about it, listen, he eats the other guy and not bond. I know, but like, I'd go send you. That's kind of an ally. It is, it is. And if your, your bond is, um, Timothy Dalton? Yes.

Same era as the beast bastard. Who's gonna take a bite at a TimiD? There's the same amount of charisma on both. Oh. Wow. Maybe I really fucking love Komoto dragons, guys. Do you? Whoa.

No, I don't. Now, Danny, I would just make an argument that I think you can put a Komoto dragon in your plot synopsis and you don't have to waste. Without having this. Then I will do that. Okay. But, okay, then I will...

We open on a commoto dragon. And we watch it for two hours. I'd watch it. Okay, I'm going to flex. I'm going to do a second henchman, and I'm going to do necrose. Good one. Yeah.

That guy. Always a good playlist around, too, you know? He was high up there for me. That safe house scene, he goes, like... The Bladen house. He pretends to be... A runner, he pretends to be the milkman. A balloon guy?

He pretends to be an EMT. Yeah, he, and everything that happens in that scene, he, like, takes it and uses it. He's really, he's really scary. That's called the Bladen House. He kills people with a Wadden House. It is called the Bladenhouse. You're right. He's the Fletch of...

It's spelled differently. B-L-A-Y-D-E-N. He's very, like, yeah, he's sort of like androgynous, too, in a very alluring way. So now I got two henchmen. Okay, guys, next time you watch the movie. Next time you all watch the movie. I want you to ask me if his apology to the milkman when he's running by him and bumps him is genuine. It is kind of a Mona Lisa smile question.

We watched it yesterday and we couldn't decide. Genuine in that it happened for real. He was truly sorry. No, no. Not that it happened as a character. Sorry, sorry, sorry. That the character himself didn't mean to do that. Okay.

And apologized, thusly meaning that Negris is a really sweet guy when he's not doing his job. It's just really good at that covers him to do what he does. Just take a little, I don't know. Is he the baby driver of Bond? He might be. He might be. Mine is the Subaru.

They should get a Subaru for the, for a Bond car. That would be good. Anyway, Shannon, we go to you. Okay. I think we all know what's coming. Yes, finishing out my movie, My Bond is Australian model, George Lays and Bee. How do you feel about it?

I think it's okay. Yeah. I think it's okay. I feel like I'm going to make it, I'm going to make it work. Like James Bond is James Bond, but I also have a lot of other people in here like I'm gonna make a good movie don't worry about it

I won't Lasonby is very good at action I think Yeah Lasonby could be good That's my fourth seed He's not bad I think better than most All right I'll take that yeah

He's my number three Okay Yeah throws a punch better than half hour Punch taker Roger Moore He does take a while He does take a while He really does have about a 30 second punch

Where he's just leaning back He's kind of It's real casual Could you just freeze? I check my watch before I throw And can you guys please stop putting down Roger Moore? Terran, we go to you I love my channel

The patron bond of this podcast Like way too Catty uncle of the bonds He always looks like he just farted and thinks it's hilarious Oh He may have Did I just foof Do you smell a raspberry?

Would you like to? Pull here. Taryn, let's choose your American intelligence agent has left. That's it for you? Yeah. And I'm going to go with Michael Matson Damien. Whoa. Really?

Yeah. Good luck getting him on to set. Well, he's working for Spielberg. You know what I mean? He is? Now he is. Yeah, he's got a flex director. Oh, right.

Oh. Spoil. I just mean like getting him out of bed. You got weirdly too excited about the prospect of Spielberg and Michael Manson really working together that you forgot the premise of the podcast. Well, he's the new indie. That's your dream. James Bladen, we come to you.

I think all I've got left is M. Correct. And who is it? It's a default. Is it Robert Brown? Is it Robert Brown? Is that the only remaining one? I guess my first choice.

Take Robert Brown. There's no bad M choices, to be honest. No. Yeah. Maybe some are better than others, but. Bobby Brown. That reminds me, just like a question for when we're finished.

Some of these movies don't have M Money Penny Q moments in them. So do we have to use our picks and our plot? They could just be background actors. Just wondering. Deaths like early deaths, opening sequence deaths.

Oh, now it becomes a event. Not that I want to kill mine. I'm just saying. M& Money Penny at high tea. Bide into a macron and then right The only reason

Bond is safe is because he had that jetpack exactly Matt Goreley you're gonna you pick a henchman here buddy

I got a henchman coming now it's not one of the more well-known henchmen but I think it fits well

into my film I really like him as a henchman Jim the guy who fixes stoplights uh huh henchman Jim

I'm going with Emil Leopold Loak for your eyes on yeah I mean those glasses yeah octagonal glasses yeah

first villain we ever saw a computer generated that's right on the what is it called that's on the gadget list the facial what is it called Identigraph Identic graph Identic graph Matt Meyer closing it out here at the end of the draft

Final pick Mr. Irrelevant It's my money penny I had to take last Miss Irrelevant And it's never say never against Pamela Salem Is my money penny Not bad Good old Pam Salem Well there it is our pick

are in, should we take 15 minutes, scatter, write up our synopsies and titles? Now, I believe the rules in this thing is that you can only choose a title with words from previous titles. Which is a really insane wrinkle if you think about it. I have like 16 written down my husband and I made ourselves cry laughing writing them out. You can obviously use articles and small words to I don't know. No, no. Like the and end? Well, the you get you got in the. The. And you've got 2A. You've got

Yeah. Enough. I love it. All right. So we're going to take a small break. Is there anything else we need to cover before we do this? Julie Andrews was left on the board. What else was left on the board?

Anything that people are going, oh man, I could have taken it. What are some, no honey rider? Solitaire. Solitaire is my number one. If I'd gotten Connery, I would have done solitaire. Octopussy, I think, was a surprise, too, a little bit. I had a plenty of, Tule.

Nobody took a Plenio Tule. Plenio Tull was ranked three for me. Scaramunga? No one took Scaramunga. He was originally my number one. Silva. No one took Silva. Silva was two for me.

Fran Sanchez was three. My runner-up Henschman was Renard. No one took Jim the stoplight. No, Jim, Jim, Hinchman, Jim. For villains, I was thinking about taking Elliot Carver because I feel like that plot in the future, like in this time period. Always relevant. Always relevant.

Thank you. Thank you. I really like Topekaardem as a film. Yeah, he's Raoul. Oh, yeah, it's okay. Yeah, yeah. DJ from Octopus. Saunders.

I had, I had Domino Durville high ranked for, for Bonn girls. And Mary Goodnight. Yeah. I'm in the, I may be in the minority. Here's my surprise, I think, for the, for. Jinks. Those are all good.

Jinks is terrible. I had a jinks. I had a jinks in there. I'm going to break up a fifth. I'm gonna think I know one chose the briefcase for the gadget I was on my list which I almost did too

but I went nipple because I wanted to kind of throw myself a curveball to see how that fits in this movie I just want to say the most I think the biggest surprises for me were in the henchman category Teehee Mr. I almost chose Teeh

so Barron Summetti not on that list that's a little crazy it was now I switched him out for Teehe because I feel like Tee was more of a But you could have flexed them in. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's not.

Well, we're going to take a 15 minute, Julie. No, no, no, no, we're going to list everybody not picked from the list. And, uh, Sir Godfrey Tibbet also, I thought we'd go, but didn't go. No, you'll keep recording during this 15 minutes, right? The Vanquish V-12, it's an invisible car. I know. That is just like, is it too far fetched for everybody? Yeah.

I would have done it if I had Connor. Yeah. I was going to take that car that the lotus that turns into a boat. Yeah, that's a good one. That's the best. How did no one take that? I don't know. It was taken last time.

I took it last time. I did kind of try to keep it fresh. Yeah. All right. But that car is amazing. Thanks everybody. When next you hear us, we'll be pitching our films. Okay.

Fitching our films. This is James Bonding the podcast. Leave me along. Matt and. Matt and. Matt and. Man. The following is a public service announcement about

trains. You know, Matt, I work in Culver City. I don't know if you're familiar with Culver City, California. A lot of trains? There's a lot of trains, commuter rail specifically, that cross directly in my path to work when I'm heading down Bagley. Well, Matt, it can be a little frustrating, especially if you're in a hurry or running late. Well, I'm always in a hurry. At a railway crossing, waiting for a train. Yeah, so sometimes I think to myself, should I just try to go through this thing? I don't see the train. Well, you can feel a bit tempted to try and sneak across the tracks, but don't do it. You're right. I should never do it. Because trains are going a lot faster than you expect them to be.

And guys, guess what? They can't stop like a car. Even if the engineer hits the brakes right away, it can take a train over a mile to stop. And by that time, what used to be your car is just a crushed hunk of metal. And what used to be you is encased in a crushed hunk of metal and the blood has gone out of you. like those crushed VW bugs in Skyfall. The point is, you can't now, you can't know how quickly the train will arrive. The train can't stop even if it sees you in the result. Well, quite frankly, it is a disaster.

And that's why this is a public service announcement to say if the signals are on, the train is on its way. And you just need to remember one thing. Stop. Because trains can't. This is really been a helpful ad for even myself. ever done a PSA, but you know, it kind of fits because from Russia with love, live and let die, spy who love me, skyfall, skyfall, that we're just about to do.

GoldenEye, there's a runaway train. There's a, there's a, there's a train that was built by the Russians that, uh, quite frankly, even if it wanted to stop, it probably couldn't. That's right. So be careful, watch for trains and enjoy this episode. Just stop. The, the signals off for a reason, guys. Back to the show.

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Mad and! We're back! Oh my God. Look, I just have to say a few... Oh, my God! A few things. I wrote so hard and so fast. It's been closer to a half hour.

First of all, we were allotted 15 minutes. The commissioner tried to call time. I don't have an office. Iron fist. Then we were begged by Taryn to go till two. It is now 206. Matt Goreley was writing, still writing, until the very end. And I wrapped things up and said, I haven't done enough.

There's a real divide here. Some of the people who, and you'll, I think, we'll find out who. This is insane too. Went and really did a lot of soul searching and writing and. And, you know, I mean, if you've done the artist way, it looks a lot like morning pages, which is dumping. I got my 10 done. Stream of Consciousness is onto the page. I literally, what I thought I was doing, and I thought we were all doing, because we said synopsis, I thought we were sort of writing the elevator pitch or back of the DVD box.

We probably did, I just think your brain works faster than us. Yeah, well, I think you guys. It's a 12-set DVD. You guys wrote the back of seven laser discs. I have two full pages of handwriting. What is the best thing to do is to go in draft order? In reverse draft order? Let's do it.

Or do you want to go in draft order? Reverse draft order is just that okay with everybody? Yeah, it's fine, because mine is so meaningless. Also, why don't I play everybody's chosen theme song? Oh, you're going to do it. Okay. Oh, okay. I was ready to play.

All right. So, Matt, I guess then first we'll need the Golden Eye theme. How long will it take you to find that? Well, let me just open iTunes. Because I can do it now. You're just going to... No, I'm just saying, are you going to open it up

and it's in your first playlist or is it in your second playlist? It's in my zero playlist. Or do we trust you to post at it? And can you play this? Yeah, let's post at it. It'd be nice to be... Get that done, are we?

Inspired by the music as it plays. Oh, it's true. I do it. Let's do it by phone because that way don't have to have the monitor. Yeah. Okay, Danny. Oh, am I reading it?

Okay, it's a little loud, but I'll deal with it. It's too loud, let me take it down. Yeah, maybe turn it down just a bit. Yeah, okay. So my movie is called A View to a Golden Casino. Whoa. Story of my life. Timothy Dalton is our handsome bond.

He reports to M's office. M in this instance is played by Judy Dench. He has a nice little back and forth with the witty Rebecca Hall Moneypenny. She's great. She's perfect. He walks into M's office when who should be there, but Felix Lider, played by Jeffrey Wright. You'll see why Felix was so important in my movie. M informs Bond that MI6 and the CIA are working together to stop an assassination plot of a world leader.

Bond takes no objection. He's met Felix before. He likes him, but he stiffens when M makes it clear that neither Bond nor Felix outrank each other on this assignment. That's right. It's a buddy cop. It's a Bondi cop. Yeah. So the world leader.

Crash bondiard. The world leader that Bond and Felix are assigned to protect has been invited to the grand opening of an opulent new entirely gold casino. I'm talking walls. So cool. Floors. The bar. The curtains. The dishes.

Trump Tower. Everything is gold. Ew. You ruined it. But yeah. It's beautiful. It's a spectacle. I can see the poster now.

Everything's gold. Here is a brief but stirring. road trip sequence, whereas in Bond and Felix discovered that their mission protocol is quite different, which causes tension in their partnership. They rendezvous with Q, played by John Cleese, who outfits them with some gadgets. They meet up with Karen Bay, who has time traveled into this newer movie, who introduces them to two female digital security agents, Natalia Simeoniva and Miranda Frost. Natalia and Miranda have been setting up security for their mission at the Golden Casino

and shared that they suspect that hotel owner Le Schief may be in on the assassination plot. Natalia has been tracking the movements of two of Lechief's employees, their names, Grant, Red Grant, and Necrose. Two blonde hulking brothers. They go good together. A tank that packs a punch, the other a master of manipulation and infiltration. Wow, those are two good henchmen. That's a lethal mystery. It's a good duo.

So Bond, Felix, and Talia and Miranda try to stay one step ahead of Grant and Necros. But it all comes to ahead when Bond and Felix go a hand-to-hand combat with the deadly assassins. During this battle, Bond and Felix demonstrate a complete trust in each other's abilities. And Grant and Necros realize they may not be as unstoppable of a duo as they thought.

When our heroes have our henchmen on the ropes, Miranda Frost turns on them because guess what? Why? She's the sister. of Grant and Nekro. She's been working with them the whole time. It's a family affair. Natalia outwits and overcomes Miranda, killing her.

Grant and Nekros turn on each other in an attempt to escape, and Bond and Felix take them down with teamwork and friendship. Friendship. This all proves that real blood doesn't guarantee a real brotherhood, but trust can. Oh, my gosh. LaSheaf is taken into custody. He wasn't in this movie very much, but he looked cool. Their mission is complete and congratulates Bond and Felix on their excellent work,

and the two men part ways uncertain if they'll ever work together again, but now with the full knowledge that if they do, they'll have each other's backs. Wow. That's beautiful. Wow. Still good about it. Still good about it. Yeah, you should.

Full plot and then like thematic like intention underneath. That was incredible. don't feel good about going like I do too I don't want to follow that at all that was a view to a golden casino Shannon you're next okay

yeah I have a much more loosey-goosey elevator pitch what was your song my song is I went with license to kill you got it

do I have to say the title first no no can I say the title you can say it's in whatever order you'd like Okay. I'm imagining a lot of people closing with the tech. Yeah, this movie's called. Okay.

Casino the. All right. So we open and like, so I have Eve, like the new Moneypenny where she's kind of a spy too. So her and Bond are on some kind of rogue mission. Nobody else knows about it except the two of them. They're having a fight in big city, let's say like Seoul Korea. And May Day is there and they're using the remote control car. and then like Bond foils her and the car flies into the river and he stands confidently in the crosswalk.

It feels real great about himself and then Korean drama style. He gets hit by a car and now he has amnesia and he doesn't remember that he's James Bond. There's precedent for that in the novel. Yes. So now Moneypenny is the only person who knows what's going on and she's got to like keep this all together. Okay. Then in my opening titles it's very important to me. I don't like that in all the opening titles there are naked women and fully clothed men. And so in my opening titles, there will be Shadow Dong, just to make sure it is even. That's the title.

Well, Shadow Dog. If that was in my list, I would choose it. Shadow Dawn. Beautiful. Okay. So. The villain's name. I need you to infiltrate Shadow Dogg.

A world terrorist organization. Yes. I want it. Okay. I'm Matthias Shadowdong. So there is a shady organization. We don't know who's running it, but they have an evil plan. they're going to flood the world

and force everybody up into a sky city in Biocococ Infinite or whatever. Sure. Okay. Bond always has to be trapped in a machine at the beginning. So like for the sake of the training for his fly stuff, he goes in one of those I fly skydive things. Like they have that city walk. But like someone turns it up too high and stuck on the ceiling, right?

Spikes come out. Uh-huh. But very moonraker. down. Yeah. And then at some point, uh, Alex shows up and he's like best friends with Bond, but Bond doesn't remember anything. So they have to do like a funny sitcom.

Like he's wearing an EP, earpiece and like Money Penny and Q are like frantically you know, Googling. Yes, so that he can finish his like date. Okay. Then. Okay, this part is important to me. So pussy galore is there. She's got her champagne squadron and they're like helping with this with the sky city

stuff. but the part where she has to be like turned with sex, I think that we should reclaim her original book status and she should get to be the lesbian that she is. So instead of banging Bond and changing her mind, she's going to bang Money Penny and change her mind. And now I have a progressive movie. Called Shadowdoll.

And they use a toy called Shadowdoll. Oh, that's perfect. Okay. And then at some point, MoneyPenny has to call Jack Wade for help. And it's very important to me that he has a montage where he shows his many horrible shirts, like the dinosaur shirt and the bucket hat. Maybe he dresses bond up

and we get like a montage of them putting on ugly Hawaiian shirts. Where, I'm sorry, where is the movie taking place? Right now it's like been in the sky. I don't know. I guess we need to be. I get it, I get it, I get it. I need some kind of airfield at some point. I'm not sure.

Okay. I'm just wondering what, if maybe Jack Wade shows up thinking he's dressing for the sky and he wears an astronaut suit? Okay, good. I like that too. A floral astronaut. A floral astronaut.

Or just literally like a shirt with the sky and clouds and all you see is his floating head. Oh my God. Oh my God. Some new tech. Don't do that. No, no, it's just my shirt, Jimmy. And then to get these girls in here,

while Moneypenny is like doing her thing with Pussy Galora and turning her, she leaves like Bond alone and of course he doesn't remember anything. And then this hot girl, Corinne shows up and she's like, do want me teach you how to fly a helicopter? But like that's all just like a ruse. they can bang too so that it's equal for everybody and Bond still gets to be Bond.

And then maybe she dies somehow. And then they go to the Bahamas because Quarrel found them, the island from Firefest, because it has a landing strip. So they can use it. And then Naomi is there and Bond now only knows how to fly a helicopter so we can use that to impress her and they can bond over helicopter stuff. The sky layer is hella sweet. there's like clouds it ends with a jet pack fight in the sky jet pack fight

and the title of my movie is 007 gun spy colon secret man I love it I also compliment this amnesia plot line with your bond where you were forced into

a lazy and be so he can Lazyzineby as bond it's like he does I feel like you're lessening demand on what many consider to be the worst Spawn? Sure. Hey, hey, hey.

But he'll have to learn to be himself. And there'll be a fun, like, fish out of water thing. Yeah, I think that's always fun. So, yeah, Guns Spy, Secret Man. Shadow. A.k.a. Shadow Dawn. Yeah. Shadow dog.

Working time. That's great. Taryn, we go to you. What's your song, Taryn? Taryn, what was your song? Give me a light, bouncy Monty Norman, please. You got it. In the key of G.

Here we. go. Albert R. Broccoli and Harry Saltzman in association with Steven Spielbert present a

Steven Spielberg film James Bond in No Secret Dies Forever Ooh, good title After a harrowing opening sequence through the casinos

on the Mandovi River in India James Bond is informed by NSA chief Damian Falco that the fate of the world is at stake Bond

It's big is all Damian can get out before he's beheaded by a bowler hat Cut to opening sequence of silhouette landmasses erupting in the South Pacific All landmasses being parts of the female body And male body

I'll make the addendum Objectify equally A large shipment of plutonium entrusted to the British government is hijacked under the watch Of three double-O agents who are killed Led by M in the field M Bernard Lee is held accountable, stripped of his title

and imprisoned. Bond makes it his personal mission to track down the plutonium. His only lead is witness and French psychologist Madeline Swan, Ria Sadoe. After Moneypenny, Samantha Bond, and Q, Ben Wishaw,

equipped Bond with proper credentials and gadgets and promise to keep an eye on M. Bond heads to the French Alps to apprehend Swan and narrowly escapes an attack from henchman odd job, Harold Sakata, with the aid of former lover, Lupe Lamora,

to Lisa Soto. An ex-drug lord girlfriend turned defector, turned witness protection protectee, turned vigilante agent. Don't worry, I'm going back. You're going to get more. Oh, shoot. Ask me too. Wait, he can't talk until the music's back. Swan informs Bond, Ann Lomorah, that one of the plutonium hijackers who had been killed had an Indonesian passport.

Bond recruits an old mentor, Kincaid, Albert Finney, to sail them off from. the coast of Indonesia, where he discovers an enemy from the past. When Damien said it was big, he meant literally. Mr. Big. Dr. Cananga himself had faked his own death using an automaton to ludicrously explode, and now leads an army of automaton's. He's been secretly amassing a large cache of plutonium to erupt a dormant volcano under the Pacific and create a new continent of which Mr. Big will rule over.

Will Bond stop him in time? Or, unlike the secrets of his past, will Bond die forever? No secrets die forever. A Stephen Spielberg film. Nice. Wow. Well done. Amblin.

Thank you. Thank you. You know what I mean? Wow. I like it. Can't wait for the young kid that has to team up with Bond also because it's a Spielberg. Right, right, right.

Right. There's a bicycle chase. Oh, shoot. How did I skip that part? What? Oh, I skipped a part. I don't know how I did that. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, right there.

I see. Sorry. Jumping back in. They escape odd job using the V8 Ashton Martin with side lasers. And as they're driving down through the French Alps, the side lasers cut down all the timber, creating a timber avalanche. Whoa. That they barely escape from. Tim Bavalanche.

Timberlands. Yep. Timberlant. Timble Lanch. Love his records. Great producer. Great producer. The end.

Beautiful. Yeah. Actual applause is happening now. Wow. Mr. James Bladen. James. Could you cue me up a little bit of Honor Majesty's Secret Service theme by Jonathan Barry? Big John Barry?

Big John Barry. Hoist up the John B sound. You get a little bit of that, too. Ladies, gentlemen, the most powerful nuclear rocket engine has been hijacked. Who's behind it? Dr. Oric Goldfinger. That's right, he's gotten his doctorate. He applied himself.

Applied online. Phoenix University. Stanley Kubrick presents the new movie, the Doctor Man who Only loved Day. He hates tonight. His plan. His plan To use a very powerful nuclear rocket Affix it on top of his

Secret Temple in the Maldives Turn it on and stop the Earth's rotation So that his secret layer will constantly be in the daylight Amazing Very plausible James Bond Played by the fart-smelling Roger Moore Smart selling

Summon to the office of Robert Brown Everyone's favorite M after flirting with the sultry Lois Maxwell as Moneypenny. There, Desmond Llewellyn gives him a Rolex submariner, which has a few secrets up its sleeve. Even as it's up a sleeve. As it is up, Roger Moore's supple sleeve. He then, upon getting his marching orders from M,

drives his Aston Martin DBSSV, as... B-12 drives it to Istanbul where the girly bespeckled Jack Lord playing Felix Lider informs him that his contact

Fiona Volpe is a nightclub entertainer there in Istanbul and she knows the whereabouts of Mr. Dr. Goldfinger, please. Mr. Dr. Goldfiger. After enjoying her sultry act,

Bond retreats to her dressing room But there is intercepted by Jaws Now working for Dr. Goldfinger He's pinned to a costume rack He uses his magnetic Rolex watch To pull Jaws' teeth toward him Oh, I like it

And he knocks him out with a karate chop to the neck That's all he can do He just kind of has to hold out the hand, I guess That's right And the force of Jaws' body knocks himself out That's very good, thank you. I want you on my team. Back at the fancy hotel,

Bond walks into his hotel room and finds Tracy, played by young Diana Rig, waiting in his bed for him. She informs him that she too wants to kill Dr. Goldfinger because he was responsible for her father's death. They agree to travel together, and they parachute into a tiny village on the island of Maldives, where the ancient Aztec temple,

now inhabited by Dr. Goldfinger, sits. As they parachute in, they land on the top of a sightseeing bus, now operated by the whimsical J.W. Pepper. What in the hell is going on? After questioning him, they find out from him that a damn cult leader is on the top. Why does he sound like Cosby? Colt leader.

Colt leader. on top of that ancient Aztec temple. I don't know what the hell he's up to. Boy. Bond and Tracy then infiltrate the temple. Bond is tied up, but Tracy kills Goldfinger with a riding crop. A poisoned riding crop. Nice.

Bond uses his watch again to get himself out of the bonds in which he's tied. And he goes to turn off the rocket that is now dangerously close to stopping the rotation. of the earth, but Jaws intervenes one more time. The earth is slowing, but he pushes Jaws into the nuclear fusion reactor, powering the rocket, which starts a chain reaction explosion. Tracy and Bond escape as the temple blows up. And that's the end. It is with that title one more time.

The title of The Doctor Man Who Only Loved Day. Yes. That's it. Very nice. We got a geography problem. That or Aztecs have gone. Well, they were doing so well in South America, they opened another one in the Maldives. It's a franchise.

All right. Oh, my God. All right. Next up, it's Matt Goreley's pitch. Give me a little skyfall, if you will. This is the end. Cold open. An island off the coast of South Africa.

Bond is seduced by Andrea Anders. They find themselves having a torrid. trist in a tropical climate. When their love affair is interrupted by black ops agents who come in and try to kill Bond just before escaping the danger, Bond and Andrea are parted. He notices she has an octopus tattoo on her lower butt.

Like sub cleft? Is that like on the cheek? Is it a below cheek? Top of the thigh? Top of her leg. You guys see the movie. See the movie. It's being made.

See the movie. opening titles we get back to the movie M is called Bond is called to M's office M of course played by current day Diana Rigg Daniel Craig is James Bond M dispatches Bond on a mission

her old ally from the criminal underground Colombo has run into some trouble even though he's not on the up and up they have worked together as allies of convenience, and his daughter, Vesper Lynn, played by Ava Green, has been kidnapped. Has been kidnapped.

Bond decides to help him on this very personal mission and goes to look for Colombo. On his way out, he has a little flirtation with Moneypenny played by Carolyn Bliss, and is given the Aston Martin DBS from Honor Majesty Secret Service by a very finicky and curmudgeony Richard E. Grant Oscar nominee. Bond meets

with Columbo, played by Topol, of course, from Fiddler on the roof. They immediately have a wonderful rapport and a mentor-alli relationship is soundly formed. He learns that Colombo

suspects Blofeld of having kidnapped his daughter. And Bond says, yes, I've heard of this Blofeld character, but nobody knows what he looks like. That's true. But everyone knows he has a third nipple. And a ring with an octopus symbol on it. Interesting, says Bond.

Then Bond knows that Blofeld is involved in the international community and goes to a climate summit where Blofeld himself appears and introduces himself and presents an atmospheric spraying solution that will cure climate change. People say, how do we know your Blofeld? And he presents his third nipple right there on the floor. Bond chases or follows Blofeld on the sly. Then he realizes he's got a tale himself. It's none other than the henchman, Emil Leopold Locke. Before Bond can keep track of Blochelhoffeld, Loak chases him down and they get into a horrible fight on a road.

and who shows up to save the day but Felix Leiter played by Bernie Casey he kills Loque saves Bond and they have a high five Damn shut on a high five Bond's only trail now is Andrea Anders and he follows her to an alpine layer

where doing his reconnaissance and stealth work realizes that this alpine layer is inhabited by Blofeld played by a young tellyne Savalus. Andrew Anders played by young Mod Adams. Vesper Lynn, the kidnapped daughter of Colombo, is

played by Ava Green, and another young woman named Irma Bunt played by Jody Comer from Killing Eve. He learns that these three duo are a kidnapped and brainwashed trio of women called the Furies, Beauty, brains, and Braun.

Anders is the beauty, Lind is the brains, and Bunt is the brawn. Bond sneaks into Andrea's chamber and they have real sex Five She is conflicted Doesn't know what to do She knows that she is supposed to be working for Blofeld

But has fallen for Bond Bond after they really do it Goes out into the layer And decides to look around Only for the dawn to break To find that Andrea Anders Has been killed Bond is caught

he is strapped to a chair with a real big chain Vesper enters the room and because she's the brain decides to interrogate Bond but their chemistry is undeniable she is now conflicted they fall deeply in loved their matched wits she doesn't know whether to turn him in

he doesn't know whether to give up because they love each other so much already you can't even believe it you're watching this movie and not even questioning how quick it happens Blofeld comes in and reveals that he intends to hasten climate change with his atmospheric machine and he's bought up vast swaths of alpine and mountain real estate throughout the globe. When Vesper proves reluctant to actually break Bond, Irma Bunt, the brawn, comes in and breaks Bond's arm and spirit. He's all but finished.

Blofeld is all but in control and about to release his climate-changing machine when Vesper has a change of heart and helps him escape. They run off this alpine cliff, and Irma Bunt and Blofeldt are in pursuit. They escape a little bit and have a romantic scene, Vesper and Bond, and solidify their love. They get word to Colombo, and he's flying into help,

just when Blofelt and Irma Bunt come upon them. Then all this climaxes on a cliffside struggle on a rope bridge over a giant alpine gorge. Blowfelt and Irma Bunt on one side, side, Bond and Vesper in the middle. Columbo on the other side. Bond and Blowfelt struggle. And in the struggle, Bond

pulls off his shirt and pulls off his nipple. He's not the real blowfell? Irma Bunt is enraged. Columbo reveals he has a third nipple and has orchestrated this entire thing. He's

the actual blowfelt. Irma Bunt enraged takes Vesper hostage. Vesper feels guilt and horrible. And rather than make Bond decide, she loves him so much, she plummets both she and Irma Bunt over the bridge. And also, Irma Bunt killed Bollfeld.

Bond killed Blofeld. Bond killed Blofeld. Then Vesper takes Irma and her over the bridge and Bond, in a last act, shoots a bullet into the mountain. and avalanche falls on Colombo burying him to death. The bridge collapses and Bond hangs on.

Climes up and walks away down the island. Absolutely heartbroken. In the 25th Eon production Bond adventure, never love again. Wow. I mean, that was a journey and I'm... I gotta give it up for you, Matt.

Well, I gotta say, I feel better. A third nipple on his lower butt? It might be. I feel... What's your song, Matt? It'd be Living Let Die. Paul McCartney and Wings, and look... You didn't do this much writing.

Gravity might save the day here. You let me know when you're ready? Cue it up, Taryn. It's the back of the DVD, everybody. You're browsing. You're in Blockbuster video. The year is 1999, but it's also 2019. You pick it up, you go, oh, I don't know this one.

You see that Sean Connery's in it. You read the back, and it says, James Bond's closest ally, Felix Leiter, has gone missing while on assignment in Bolivia. Oh, that's good. And when every smart device on the planet begins to turn on their owners, Bond and Bolivian intelligence agent Camille must use their wits to uncover the truth. Silicon Valley computer magnet, Max Zoren,

appears to be at the center and Bond must span the globe to find him from Monterey Bay to Dubai. This is the view from tomorrow. Wow. Mustard.

You're right. Rent it. iPad drops. No, I'm buying. I'm buying. I'm buying. H.D. Buy in HD.

Whoa. 1399. So what can listeners do now? Now? Can I head to Twitter? I would end it. shoes. Yeah.

All downhill from here, guys. Not getting any better than this. That's right. They can go to the James Bonding Pod. Is that our Twitter handle? Probably. Or is it Bond James Bond? I'll look it up.

But they should head there to vote. Yeah, or our Instagram, too. If you don't know where they are by now, I'm sure you can find them. If you made it this far into this five-part podcast, you for sure. You for sure. It's James Bonding Pod on Twitter. And just to recap. cap those titles Danny Price is a view to a golden casino Shannon Locke gun spy secret agent man

a.k.a. Shadowdong. It's just secret man. Oh secret man. Sorry. Secret man. Taryn kill him. No secret dies forever. James Bladen, the doctor man who only loved day. Matt Gorell never love again. Matt Myra, the view from tomorrow. Solid. Wow. Wow. Really. A lot to chew on out there. This episode won't be out for a couple of weeks, so we won't even know who holds this. Let me just ask James, in your movie, does at any point James Bond suggest moving to Finland and then the south of Australia so that you could just be in daylight all the time anyway?

There's still some night, I think, every few months. Yeah, you just got to be able to. It's not enough. I'm just saying move to the other hemisphere at that point. I forgot to mention that, yeah, that there's a flashback where Goldfinger as a child is forced to sleep with the lights off. and therefore that's where he developed. Yeah, I get it. I get it.

You have to attach that on. I still have the lights on out of fear of gremlins. Wow, guys, I have to say, to a person, wonderful work, wonderful job. I really feel like we've done the world a solid. Now they have these wonderful pictures to think about. I think, you know, part of me really thinks that we should get whatever, whatever movie wins, I think I should My buddy is a wonderful painter

And I should probably have him do a hoops. Oh wow That'd be amazing Yeah and if you want to contribute any fan art to any of these Send them to us I want shadow dong How big are the shadow dogs? Just big as your mind can make them

I think it's bond James bonding at gmail.com Bond James bonding at gmail.com If you want to send any artwork or questions, comments, or queries. And otherwise, we will tweet out the links to where you can vote, Matt and I, on our personal accounts. I'm at Matt Meyer, M-A-T-M-A-R-A, and he is Matt Goorley, at Matt Goreley, M-A-T-G-O-U-R-L-E-Y. You can find us there, and we'll get the James Bond Twitter account to post it as well.

I'd like to also say that by now, hopefully if you go to Matt Goorley.com, the Thunderball aquatic extravaganza print should be available. I've been having some trouble getting it posted, but by then it should be ready to go, check it out. Could you imagine if the copyright problem you were running up against on this

was six flags over Sarasota, Florida? It might be. It might be. Ladies and gentlemen, it's a water stunt spectacular. Matt has outdone himself again, I have to say, you go get this print. You've got everything from a man-eating shark to a

jetpack flying around. The Disco Volante. There's an Aston Martin DVD. There's nothing you can see anywhere else. The Pian Dog is in there if you look good, too. I look real good. You do. You look good with that.

Largo holding his shotgun and a martini, toasting to his foe, James Bond. All available in the Thunderball Stuntz, Aquatic extravaganza. Go to MacGorelli.com. Pick up a copy. Now let's find out where we can find all of you. And if you have anything that you want to mention, Shannon? Okay, great. I have a podcast. It's called Ask Me About K-pop. K-pop is my favorite thing in the whole world. So my best friend and I have an evangelical K-pop podcast where if you don't know anything about it, we will teach you everything you need to know. And if you are a K-pop fan, we provide a great place to talk about that with people. It's available wherever you get podcasts at AMA K-Pop pod on most social media. And if you want to follow me, I'm at Shanikdotes 16 on Twitter and Instagram like anecdotes.

an S-H. Die Another Day would be a great companion Bond film for your podcast because it's very Korea-based. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. There's also a girls' generation music video from a couple years ago for a song called Hoot. That is James Bondi themed. It's like a spy-themed music video.

So maybe people, that can be your gateway into K-pop people who are listening to this. How nice. Danny. Hi. I'm on Instagram, The Daily Hobbits. I also have a podcast where I review a, as many British TV shows as I can. I've done everything.

I haven't done a James Bond yet. Have you done bargain hunt? No. That's my favorite. It's an afternoon show. Bakeoffs great. Great British Bake-off. Bargain Hunt, cash in the attic.

These are my two favorites. If you ever need to review those, give me a call. It is called the Anglo Files, Files with an F. That's fantastic. Very nice. It's great name. Jimmy Blades. Let's see.

I'm on Twitter as James Bladen, B-L-A-D-O-N. and promoting, well, we have a show that is going to be in July. If anybody is in the area in Philly, it will be July, I believe, 19th is the improv show in Philly. And then the 20th and 21st will be in Brooklyn at the Bell House. That's some superego shows. Super Ego shows. I love it. Yeah.

So if you're in the area or if you're not, fly in, parachute in. People do. They do. They do. It's crazy. But we love it. And yeah, that's it. Thanks for having me.

Okay. Tea dog. Hey, I'm Taryn Killam. I can find me on. Leave your tea dog. Oh, sorry. My Twitter and Instagram handles are under construction, I guess. So give that time.

Thank you so much for having me. This has just been a joy. I'm a little drained. I'm genuinely sad. Or like melancholy. I'm genuinely melancholy now. No, no, just look forward. Just look forward to the next one.

Just, all right, I'll do that. That's what you have to do. Will you guys all, you're all invited back for the wild card round? Oh, sure. We'll close the season out with that. This was very fun. I would love it. Yes.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm, I'm going to use some of my time for some of my alternate titles that I came up with. Oh, yeah, I had a few of those myself. Tomorrow you kill twice. Love it, love it. Yeah. Her diamond gun. Oh, that's nice.

Another Majesty's spy. Oh. And then, no, I'll leave it at that. Those are my faves. And this is so fun. And also, I'm on a TV show called Single Parents. And it's wonderful. Thank you.

And it's doing very well. People enjoy it. I enjoy making it. So it's sort of the perfect concoction. You know, where we're at 20th? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Only straight shot from Pico. That's pretty far. That's pretty far. Thank you, Marky. I'm at Mark McCobill on Twitter. And also on Instagram. And that's it. See them in July with these two.

Come to those shows in Philadelphia and Brooklyn. Matt Goreley. Where can people find you? You want to talk about that check that's in your weird pile of paper? Oh, sorry. People can find me at Matt Goreley on Instagram and Twitter. And, of course, Matt goarly.com, where whatever is going on, the latest. podcast and or artwork.

The latest prints are available there. You can't miss it. I think that's it for this. How about you, Matt? Yeah, I mean, look, by the time, when is this going up? Do we know? In a couple of weeks. By the time you hear this, I could be a father.

Who knows? Oh, that's right. It's exciting because we're banking up episodes for Matt. Just like I banked up sperm to make the baby. Hey, oh, there we go. Shadow Dong. My Ray ShadowDong. You guys are my best friends.

Hang on, we haven't picked the name yet. Shadow Dong Myra. Not bad. Just see when he comes out if it casts a shadow. Are you a Shadow Dong? What's the sundial say? And thank you to Aaron Whitlow for providing this wonderful worksheet. And thank you for listening because James Bonding will return.

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