James Bonding - Mission Briefing #3

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

A special mission briefing about James Bonding from the Matts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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That was fucking awesome. Yeah. That was really... That delighted me. That was... You're hearing the first reaction to that, me hearing that. He sent that to me out of the blue. That lovable guy, Paul.

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It is. We're back. We are here. And not only we energized, we're about to get a little bit more energized. Well, one of us anyway is because I'm eating a meal from 1910 and Matt's eating one from 2033. Mine is pure lemon leaf iced tea and a cheese stick. Yeah, sure. Why don't you tell them what kind of cheese?

You got to... It's bored and pepper jack, casso, blanco, corn, ha, and... haplino. And I am enjoying a power crunch protein energy bar. It's original peanut butter cream. Guys, I'm going to tell you, it's got only 5 grams of sugar and 13 grams of protein in here with only 10 carbs. So it's really good for low carbage.

And also drinking a rock star zero carb. No carbs in that whatsoever. And I'm about to down a five-hour energy lemon lemon. So let me get this straight. As I'm watching right now, is just downing an energy drink five hours. You just got all five hour in one goal. And now you're going to add another 2.5 with that monster drink. You don't even know.

This could have 12 hours. We're not sure. The human physiology can only take eight hours of energy. Well, I feel like when James Bond gets on that traction machine and Thunderball, that's how I feel like I can take it. Yeah. I feel like I can take it. I think it's going to be more like a class. Maria Brandauer on the electronic nuclear missile game.

Yeah, welcome back to James Bonding. We've been off for, I'm going to say, maybe two months, right? Oh, six years. It feels like, let me take a bite of my Limburger cheese. Yeah, go for it. It feels like 20 years, but we were supposed to record a couple of weekends ago, and then Matt had to go sell Volkswagen. I'm sorry.

Which we understand. It's a fine vehicle over there at Volkswagen. Many different ones. Many. You've got your TIG one. You've got your J-Wong. You've got your Passat TDI clean diesel. Oh, I'm going to get a pretty good gas mileage on that, right?

Oh, yeah. Do you know how good? Of course I do. All right. Well, thanks for keeping it to yourself. I don't want everyone to get excited and run out. Well, I don't want to spoil the commercials. Oh, of course.

That's really... It's good that you don't spoil the commercials, which I've never seen with sound. But a visual confirmation that they exist because chances are if you're out and about, There's a TV on in a bar or restaurant. You'll see Matt Gurley pop up. Yeah. I guess they buy a lot of time during sports. Yeah, apparently.

And whatever my dad watches, because he sees it a lot. So that would probably be 24 sports, definitely sports. Do you think he yells? He certainly texts me every time. Hey, check it out. He texts me every time. My boys are. I was out to dinner with my girlfriend's family, and it came on in a restaurant,

and they just lit up the place. They made everybody watch, and it was really embarrassing. That's terrible. Yeah. And yesterday I was filming another one where I was telling you this. We did like close to 28 miles of figure eights in a car and I have never been more sick in my life. I didn't throw up, but I just felt miserable. I still can't turn my head to decide without feeling weird. You didn't throw up, but you wanted to throw up. Yeah. I, uh, yesterday, was it yesterday? I don't remember the days of the week anymore. I'm very busy. I'm doing a lot of stuff. Uh, I wish we could just be doing James Bondings constantly, but some scheduling, uh, doesn't work. out so on and so forth but I uh I went to California Adventure on Sunday he used to work there yeah I know yeah and I just I just told everybody about it I was like well listen guys I do this James Bond podcast and Matt gorely used to work in there when it was a soap opera themed restaurant I was there with my girlfriend dory and my friend uh Julia and uh her uh fiance Mike and

boy did I spin a yarn they were like so what happened I Well, you're having dinner, and then all of a sudden you're in a soap opera. And it goes a little something. And you got up and did it. I sure did. The Muppets 3D, I'm happy to report, holds up. Does it really? I didn't realize it was still there.

Oh, it sure is. It's not going anywhere. Why would it? There was upwards of 20 people in that theater when I went in? Yeah. Well, that's more than used to be in the park when it happened. Do you, when, I don't know why we're, I always talk about Disneyland with you. Should we just do a Disneyland podcast?

Oh, God. Call it Disney Landing. Head to Disney Landing for all your Disneyland needs. Careful. That's like the old story where will no one bring me the rid of this Thomas Beckett and they kill him? You know, someone's going to make us. Oh, my God. But, yeah, so we thought we couldn't do Man with Golden Gun.

We have it scheduled again to record. We're going to be recording it in less than, in less time than it takes to have a 401K. mature. What he means to say is July 12th. We are recording it on July 12th. Something else is happening on July 12th. Yes, something we'd like you to join us for. Yeah.

In Los Angeles, if you're in Los Angeles area, they do this fun thing over at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery called Cinesbia, or Cinespia. I haven't quite landed on where we're going with that. What do you say? Boy, when I see it written, I say Cinespia, but when I want to say it, I want to say Cinespia. Yeah, it's interesting.

Is it, is it a reference to something? Cinema. Yeah, yeah, I've got that far. So I'm going to say synespia. Sinespia. That's where I'm going to land on it. I'm going to say sinisvia. Find out if we're wrong on July 12th where they will be screening Goldfinger.

That's right. Yeah, Goldfinger. Outside in Los Angeles, it'll be a wonderful evening. We're going to have a picnic. Bring your own food. We're not providing food for you. Why don't we try to get there as early as possible and stake a good claim? Yeah, I want to go up front.

Okay. I want to get up close. We'll tweet where our general vicinity is. Yeah. And come join us. Come, come gather around. Yeah. We'll work out some sort of Goldfinger drinking game.

Uh-huh. And we'll just pound some good old-fashioned booze. We should make Allie and Georgia come. And make us booze. Yeah. Oh, we should. I don't think that they want to see that movie again. It feels like they don't.

But I just went, so have you ever been? Yes. I had never been until... Oh, it's in a graveyard. Did you mention that? Oh, yeah, Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Yeah, that's the best part. I mean, it's in an area where they have yet to sell graves.

Well, yeah, but you're surrounded by it on three sides and then a mausoleum on the fourth, I think. Three sides? No, it's mausoleum, cemetery, mausoleum, crematory. Oh. The crematory is that building, that industrial-looking building to the left. All right. Yeah. Okay.

It's a good time. Yeah. Mel Blank is buried there. Jack Lemon. Alfalfa? Alphalfa's there. He's got this hunting dog on the tombstone. I didn't know Jack Lemon was buried there.

Is Douglas, I think Douglas Fairbanks Jr. is buried there too. Jack Lemmon's tombstone. A little bit of trivia for you. What do you think it says on there? Mamie. Nope. It just says Jack Lemon Inn. Dot, dot, dot.

Oh, that's brilliant. I was there one time in the day with some friends and it was really creepy. We were just looking at celebrities. graves and then I swear to God there wasn't a person to be seen and then we all turn around and there was just a kid sitting in a tree going sometimes my mommy drops me off here while she looks around what and we were like well you're a ghost absolutely you're a ghost oh there's no question about it you saw a day ghost yeah I don't believe in ghosts but I believed in him I don't I don't believe in Beatles I just believe in me yeah but yeah so we'll be at

It's a synespia, Sinisbia, July 12th for James Bond's gold finger. It's the fourth picture in the installments. What are you saying? Fourth picture. What do you mean? Third picture, friend. Oh, but didn't it come out in the fourth? I always think it's the fourth one.

Why do I think it's the fourth one always? I used to think it was the second. I always, because in my brain, four and then five, in my brain five is always Thunderball. And it's not. No, five is you only live twice. God. It's all right. If we're not here...

We're still out of practice. No, but we're... We got each other's back. I appreciate you. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you. Thank you.

Hey, it's good to be back. It's good to be back, everybody, on Bond Radio K-99. K-O-O-7. Stay tuned for Disneyland. We've got Ms. Money, Benny, and the booth offering support, but no real opinion because this is sexist radio drive time. Yeah, so we couldn't... We couldn't bring you a real regular episode, so we thought we'd do a mission brief,

because the kids seem to respond to those because it just sounds like you guys just want to hear something. Maybe not nothing all the time. Matt's still working away on his cheese. I've been polite and I'm not eating on a podcast. Downstairs, there's some stuff going on. Right now I'm looking in the Hollywood Forever Cemetery to see if there's any James Bond-related graves.

Because if there is, we'll meet over there. Could there be? There could be, absolutely. Hollywood Forever Cemetery. And I'm going to type James Bond in. I know I'm probably just going to get James Bonn Iver, but let's see. Peter Lorry

was the first actor to play a Bond villain, obviously. That's pretty good. He's buried at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Let's see, let's see, let's see. That's all I got so far, guys. Alfalfa was a great henchman. He was really just Spanky's Felix Light

Yes. Richard Maybom. What? Richard Maybom was buried at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. I'll be doomed. Born in New York City, he was best known for his adaptations of Ian Fleming's James Bond spy novels. He was a playwright in Broadway. He made his film debut with We Went to College in 1936, followed by They Gave him a Gun.

From 1962 to 1989, he was the screenwriter for 13 James Bond films. Whoa. So, folks, is there a James Bond really? grave at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. You're goddamn right there is. Is it anywhere near where they show the movies? It is in row A number 76. Oh, those are good seats.

Wow, that's kind of cool. Is anyone else excited by that? I guess just me. You know what? Maybe we should go in earlier in the day, pay our respects. Well, we are recording that day. Yeah, we are. We could just make a day of it.

Yeah, we might just make a day of a fun, sad day. we go visit graves maybe touch some stones should we leave is he Jewish you think we should leave a rock on his too yeah yeah yeah probably and then just like a kiss it with some lipstick like they do to Oscar Wilde Jim Morrison's grave should we ever yeah you think Oscar Wilde's enjoying lipstick I feel like he's not you don't if anyone true come on tusha too shay so since we've been gone

by Kelly Clarkson is our favorite song yeah but there has been some James Bond news and we're here to report on it just because we have nothing else to talk about. But interesting article I said to you earlier in the day, I don't know if you actually read it or anything. Honey, I have it right here on the IA. I.O. Phone. Well, perhaps some of the biggest complaints we hear about Daniel Craig's James Bond is a lot like the complaints people say about Chris Nolan's Batman. And that is that there's a, there's no, there's no funny ha-ha. It's a little too serious.

Daniel Craig wants to bring some of that James Bond irony back. Did you read that full article? See, I don't know that you got it right, friend. I read the full article that you sent me. I'm so glad you read it because I didn't. Thank God. In the end, it comes around to saying what they interpret his quote as is saying. Well, we can interpret it ourselves.

More like a casino royale style. Because he's saying he wants some of that irony in there, but he's not good at the kind of quips and one lines. Yeah, but he doesn't have to do it. Yeah. He doesn't have to provide it. I'm with him. I don't think he should. I feel like Ray Fines is very funny.

Yeah, very dry. He would do that well. Here's the quote. Hopefully we'll reclaim some of the old irony and make sure it doesn't become pastiche. I can't do schstick. I'm not very good at it unless it's kind of suddenly makes sense. Does that make sense? I sometimes wish I hammed it up more, but I just can't do it very well, so I don't do it.

I thought Casino Royale was the perfect tone. Perfect balance. Skyfall got a little... It's the perfect movie. Yeah. Wait, what do you mean when you say Skyfall got sticky? Well, you know how I had a problem with one of those last lines of, I got in, what did he say? I got in deep water, what did he say?

Right after knifing some... I just fell into some frozen water. It's slam all the way up here. That old pun. Yeah. Oh, Bonn, you're all wet. What does he say? I got into some water.

It was a great time. Thanks for not dying yet. God, we are so out of just... What was the last time you popped in a James Bond movie? Well, I'll tell you this. I have yet to tell you this. So, they're restoring the James Bond movies for 4K now. Oh, boy

Hold on, you don't have to buy them And I'll tell you why Oh boy Through a friend I got invited to a screening Of the final mastering sessions Of them in a private screening room Excuse me

Yeah I don't This is like a Do do do do do do do do do do do do Hey Matt Guess what? Well, I'll tell you what I've been told I can come to more

So I was going to surprise you Oh is this the surprise? Yeah Well I don't have a date yet For the next one Because they haven't sent them to me So I saw a living Daylights in 4K restoration.

It was the one they were doing. But it's amazing because there's these three or four people in there that are telling you everything about the process they're doing and they're working on it. But they're not releasing them in 4K because they said that 8K is so quickly around the corner they're not even going to bother. This is for France. For some reason, France

wants to broadcast them in 4K. But they're not going to release hard media releases of that until it's 8K. That's him eating this time, not me. Although I'll say it's more pleasant to hear crunch than a So

Is France paying for all 23 of them to get... I'm sure they're going to use them elsewhere, but they just said that that's where they were going. I feel like I have better questions for these people than you did. Why? Why start this way?

Here's the answer. You didn't even know what my questions are. I'm going to ask you a question. I'm going to ask you a question. Is that color blue? It's so vibrant. What? Is it...

Here's a question that I would ask them. Is it easier to get a 4K is it just up reszing? Is it a matter of upresing? What are they doing? How are they getting 4,000 lines of resolution? What I believe is

they're not upresing their Blu-ray versions of it. They're taking again from the from the negative. And they're going to have to do that with 8K because apparently in Japan they're already just watching 8K things around town.

Japan's so good at everything. It's just all you have to do is not be able to form a military and you can do all kinds of weird shit. That sounds like a good trade-off. We're going to get political sometimes here on James Bonding, ladies and gentlemen. Well, as you know, they are no longer allowed to have a military because of that whole war that happened earlier. Yeah. Which I believe was the French, French and Indian War. There are no, no, Red Sox were head to nothing. Good to know.

So anyway, I'm really curious to where they're going with this new James Bonding. movie as far as the rumors of Penelope Cruz playing the new villain not villain but Bond woman question on that is do you think they're going to go with someone we know I don't know I think the only

substantiated rumors are that they're looking for a Scandinavian woman and an English woman and they've been screen testing Scandinavian women have you seen that news no I haven't seen that news where have you been you're just sending me the like fanboy rumors I'm just sending you whatever I can send you go to commanderbond dot net

Oh, your source for all James Bond news. Commander Bond. Dot net. Should we just buy them the dot com? I think could they not squeeze that out? Does someone that squatting on that? What's happening? I just typed in dot com.

This domain may be for sale. Click here to require. Guys, let's do a Kickstarter for them to raise the monies to buy the dot com. Here we are, Commander bond. dot net. Yeah, just go to... Happy 1006. We did just miss Ian Fleming's

106 birthday. Oh, I have an announcement as well. Oh, no. I'll be doing dead authors as Ian Fleming. And you know what's best? I'm having a powder blue Terrycloth

play suit made for me. A short pant, one piece short sleeve swimming play suit. It's called a play suit, apparently. It's currently being made for me. Let me get you the date on this. I feel like this is something, again, I should have known about. I've done Ian Fleming for Dead Authors before, but it was a double author night the way he used to do it, and the recording didn't turn out that well.

Well, I don't want a double-offy night. I'm coming back. I want a single author night. Ladies and gentlemen, on September 5th, I'll be doing Ian Fleming for the Dead Authors podcast at UCB with Paula Tompkins. Paul books that far out. He does, yeah. He wanted to get it all done. Wow.

I was going to do it. this month but I didn't have the deal made the uh... the play suit I think we both wanted to wait for the play suit you're both right there should be uh... like bond twenty four segment or chai a little like a like a like a thing i can click on yeah like bond 24 news but they've been screen tested in scandinavian ladies left and right well listen

kate omar died former bond girl and dynasty actress She was 74 years old. What bond girl was she? That's a great question. Hey, do we want to answer some questions on this round? Because I can put it out to Twitter. They're not going to help us at all.

They forgot we existed. I forgot we existed. That's not true. I mentioned today that we were recording and they let up. Upwards of no people responded. That's not true, friend. I haven't been on Twitter all day. Is that weird?

No, it's healthy. I appreciate your enthusiasm. Kate O'Mara, I don't know what movie you were in. I'm going to look it up right now. I call her late O'Mara, getting the same results. 1939 in Lancaster Lecture. She was in a lot of Doctor Who. 19 episodes of Dynasty.

But we don't know what... Bon grow up. Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond. So she must have been in, you only live twice. Right? Yeah. Oh, she's not the hell good. Brandt girl, is she?

I don't care for this. Hey, I've got something else that goes way back to the early inception of our podcast. Go. Wonderful listener, Luke Hayward, sent in the final, what I consider to be the final word on the pronunciation of man. And I'll tell you why. Yes, go ahead. Okay, this is the...

One second. This is the Cambridge Dictionary. Okay. And it has... So far I'm on board. The written and oral pronunciation of the U.K. and U.S. versions of the word ma'am. M-A-A-A-A-M. Here is the United States pronunciation.

Yes. go. Is this still up? Oh. Sorry. Here we go. Mam. Okay? Ma'am. Very clear, right? I did it. I did it. I nailed it. I nailed that. Here we go. UK. I got the part.

Mom. Mam. Mom. I don't like it. It's solved. Nope. Honey. Not solved. Not solved. What are you talking about? Listen to that again. Play it again. Play it again. It's ma'am and mom. Listen, here's ma'am. ma'am

here's mom mom now here's how I would spell that m a l-m that's fine okay follow up from Matt myra they're not saying

mom no but even in the movie they're not exactly saying mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom no and that's too negligible

person to person this solves it for me the English people are right it's their way of saying it I know it's their word, they invented a language and, you know. Also, listen to the definition. Yes, please. In Britain, used to

address the queen or a woman of high rank in particular organizations such as the Army or the police. You can't get any more clear. In the past, when talking to a woman of higher social class, mom. Fine.

There. I will relent. Wait, what was that? Next order of business. What is that website? What is that website? Matt goarly.com. Oh, that's not a great source. It's not a great source for anything. Hold on.

It is Cambridge Dictionaries. All right. Sounds official. Is there Matt goarly.com? Yeah, but it's not anything. It's old. I'm going to take a look right now, Mattgoorley.com.

A friend set it up for me for my birthday and I've never done a thing. Sites and flux? Hey, listen, at least you own it. Have you ever seen what happens when you go to Matt Myra.com? Is it someone sniped it when you were done? Check this out. Ready? Matt Myra.com. You just hit enter right here.

It brings you to a Google search of cat pizza. How is that? Yeah, someone bought the domain and then rerouted it to that. Just to screw with you? I don't hate that. Well, no, why would you? But don't you want your own domain? One day when you run for office?

I don't care. I don't do anything with mine either. I feel like I said as a joke on the Nerdist podcast once that Matt Myra.com should just go to a Google search of cat pizza. And then someone did it. Or, I never said that, and this person's a genius. Either way. Either way, they're a genius.

All right, what were you looking up? Would you eat this? Cat pizza? I just showed Matt Gourley. Fuck yeah, pizzacats.com has a great collection of cat pizza. And, oh, my God. Oh, my God. This is the best website I've ever seen in my life.

Fuck yeah, Pizza Cat. Yes. It's an entire website dedicated to cat-shaped pizza and really just, oh my God, cat nip pizza, guys. I'm delighted. Oh, my James Bond money clip broke. Oh, man. Or I got a new one on the way. Don't worry.

Don't worry. I got a new one on the way. That's good. We send me a link to that thing. I want to get one of those, too. Sure. I will. Whitney Reynolds on Twitter asks, where does one commission a powder blue Terry Cloth play suit?

Wait, how did she know that? I just, I just, oh, I've tweeted about it before that I was having it made. Oh, I should really follow you on Twitter. What's your name? You do. You do. You follow me in real life, too. You do.

From your girlfriend's really talented sister. What? That's where you get? Oh, from your girlfriends. Yeah, well, I got the, there's a pattern on Etsy. a vintage pattern. For a play suit. Yeah.

In fact, Google Powder Blue Men's Play suit. Powder Blue Men's Play Suit. It just goes to a bunch of Google images of me eating pizza. I'm very excited about this.

Oh my God. Of course. You know, you have James right there. I put in Etsy in that too. I'm going to have to type Etsy in here. I mean, I don't understand why you're not like just,

buying one. You need it to be Terry Cloth. I get it. Yeah, and they're not readily available. Popular items for Powder Blue on Etsy. I'm going to just click. I'm clicking. That's probably it.

I'm clicking. It'll show up. Summer jumpsuit. Nope, there's a lot of lady stuff here. A lot of lady stuff. A lot of lady stuff. A lot of lady stuff. Lots of lady stuff.

Go back and go to that first link. Go back and go to the first link, which is going to bring me to Powder Blue items. Yeah. So you think it's going to be here. Well, to type in the search bar, Men's PlaySuit. Really? The title alone.

Men's Play suit. Yeah. Here it is. Nothing. Well, I guess because I bought it. You bought the one pattern? They couldn't make it a one downloadable pattern. You buy it on.

Oh, there it is. There it is. That's the one. Plus size. Any size. Vintage. Yeah. Oh, my God.

It's going to be great. Oh, my God. Here we go. Ready? I'm going to read this to you. I found a gorgeous out-of-print, out-of-copyright vintage pattern book from the 1950s. It's just too beautiful not to share.

I agree. So this is just a pattern. It's a drafting system. Once you own this, you can draft yourself a pattern in any size from 20-inch bust to 69 bust. Whether you want the garment for a doll or a plus-sized person, you'll be able to make it work.

you just bought something that is for a doll and you're going to put it on well I'm a doll isn't that what Ken's wearing in in Toy Story 3 the Ken doll? I've never seen Toy Story 3 well you should it's great I've heard that anyone else can you back me up on this heart though

yep he thumbs up I'm gonna have thumbs up I'm into that we got more questions coming in I just saw one come in Amazing Steve writes, Band Bond commentaries found. Any thoughts? Heard them already?

I did listen to. Oh, yeah. I'd listen to Dr. No. And I didn't find it that different than the regular commissioned ones. I know that there's supposed to be some juicy bits in there. I think Peter Hunt says something like

Connery could fuck any girl in the bar or something like that. He's not surprising anybody. But I didn't get any real new information out of them. No new nuggets? No. Best Blowfeld. Luke 94 wants to know.

Donald Pleasance. Yeah, both Tally Savalas is pretty good, too. You know, I was watching Game of Thrones, and I thought how good. I've chosen who my favorite, my new Blofeld would be.

Charles Dancant. Peter Dinklet? Oh. Fine. No, Charles Dance. He's so good. Dance. Magic dance.

What are your favorite John Barry scores, asks Andrew Rostan, both for Bond and for other movies. Oh. I love Honor Magic. see Secret Service and Vuey Yeah, you do. And I love the squatter

of the black hole. Yeah. Yep. Armaged Secret Service is probably the best. It's so good. Um... Single worst moment in the entire series. That's a good question.

That comes from Jesse Howard. Single worst moment. It's not that hard to answer. Wow, let me think of those Brosnan. There's two. There's two moments I'm thinking of, and they're both in Pierce Brosman movies, but they're both in different

Pierce Brosman movies. Hmm. Well, the... I want to see where you land on this. I think I'm with you on one. The Christmas line is probably it. Yeah.

But I think there's some pretty bad moments in the others, too. What's yours? The one I'm thinking of is the moment of the CG, Pierce Brosnan surfing his way down in Galatia. I think he really nailed it with both of those.

Those are, those are atrocious moments. Yeah, I can't, I'd be hard pressed to think of anything worse than those. The slide whistle on the... Well, let's talk about, okay, let's pull it, let's pull it back. Let's go to every single bond, the worst moments. Oh, great idea. Roger Moore.

Worst and best. Oh, I like, I like where your head's at right now. Okay. Do you want to start in order? So why don't we start... Okay, so let's go back to the Connery times. Okay. And let's start with Sean Connery.

Worst moment in a Sean Connery, James Bond movie. The thing that immediately comes to my... The most cringy moment for me. Oh, go ahead. Is Asian Sean Connery. I'm in the same movie. Okay. Cringy...

The cringiest moment for me is Tanaka. Tiger Tanaka. Yeah. Saying that in Japan, men come first. Bond in Japan, men come first, Mr. Bond. And women come second and sometimes not at all. Does he say that?

I might have tagged it in my head. Yeah, these are just off the top of our heads. But if I, that's what I'd have to say is when he's waiting to get married and he's all slouched over. I'm going to go ahead and play the Tanaka's house scene, which is exactly what I'm talking about. and I believe it's what you're talking about as well. Well, I mean, he does get all... Same idea.

Yeah. This video uploaded by somebody who wasn't counting on advertising revenue. I remember... ...four hundred and eight views. Watching Goldfinger get sucked out of the plane as a kid going, that looks really ridiculous. That's how it would happen. I know, but... Consider my house yours, including all of my possessions, actually.

All his possessions. I remember liking you only live twice more than I had thought I would. Now you take your first civilized bath. Really? Well, I like the plumbing. So about vaginas. Rule number one is never do anything for yourself. When someone else can do it for you.

Even your dialogue. Rule number two, in Japan, men always come first. Women come second. I might just retire to here. I'm that sexist. I might just retire to hear. All right, best moment in a Connery? Best moment in a Connery movie has to be...

I know it. Oh, interesting. I know mine. Oh, now you get me double-thinking here. Any Bond movie ever. Okay, okay. Hang on. I'm running in my brain right now to find the best moment, the best moment.

It's very simple. It's very simple. You're so confident and how simple it is. It's everything. All right. All right. It's his first Bond, James Bond, when they reveal his face. Oh, of course.

That's got to be great. But what's the best Bondian moment? I mean, that's obviously the Bondian moment. All right. Like the time when he does something that you're like, oh, yeah, that's James Bond. For me, it's again in Dr. No. It's the whole scene at the house of that girl where he's waiting for... Oh, playing solitary and then he kills.

He's playing for solitary drinking vodka and cold blood of murders. I like the helicopter shot scene from You Only Live Twice, the big fight on the rooftop. Oh, that is really cool. Yeah. That is a really cool scene. All right. So we have our worst and best for Connery. We're moving on to Mr. George Lazyzenby.

Not a ton to choose from. Cringiest moment in that, worst moment in that movie has got to be This Never Happened to the other fellow. I'm with you. Yeah, I'm with you on that. Best moment in that. There's so many.

I think, I think, his performance at the end when Tracy does. I dare not me. I don't know. Or when he kicks his feet up and starts to, reading the playboy while that safe's getting cracked that's pretty good boy best moment for him

I like that whole ski sequence the ski sequence is great I'll go at that the racist dinner is pretty cringy too yeah yeah that's pretty bad I'll just call it the racist dinner please do because it's extraordinarily racist and dinner yeah

it might be lunch actually yeah it's not to say I think it's dinner all right so let's Connery comes back for one we still encompassed everything. Don't worry about that. Now we're on to our favorite James Bond. Roger Moore.

People's James Bond. I know the worst moment is the double take in Moonraker from the pigeons. Oh, for me, it's Cananga blowing up like a balloon. Really? Yeah. I mean, that's comical and ridiculous. Yeah, but it's not intended. No, here's the thing, though.

Here's the thing, though. Here's the thing, though. You're saying the pigeons aren't comical? I'm saying the pigeons are worse. The pigeons are more. egregious. It's more egregious in a movie to make birds have a double take. It's more egregious for birds to get so confused by a gondola, they can't tell that it's on land or water. They're birds. Pigeons, the stupidest bird, I think. I don't know. Maybe pigeons are super smart,

and I don't know. The point is, a bird is not going to do a double take, and that's ridiculous. Now, when you look at the cananga blowing up like a balloon and exploding everywhere, it's more ridiculous. I think it's less ridiculous. I think it's somehow less ridiculous. It's physically possible for a bird to do a double-tick. No, it is not. It is not physically possible for a man to blow up like a rubber balloon.

You are wrong right now. No, I'm not. If you... I'm not saying that a bird has the mental capacity to understand comic timing. They can physically move their head like that. James Bonding fans, we need you to come to Twitter. Yeah. Okay?

Yeah. Here's what we need you to do. Yeah. I want to see some votes. Tag Matt Goreley. myself and I want you to vote with the hashtag hashtag

Bond Pigeon hashtag bond blowup are those bad hashtags hashtag Should we just say hashtag pigeon hashtag Kamanga? There's got to be a lot of pigeons One hashtag. No, there has to be two hashtags

we've got to collect the votes. We can count the hashtags. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Right, right. Okay, good. Yeah. So, yeah, how about hashtag pigeon double take? Hashtag pigeon double take?

And hashtag cananga balloon. Cananga balloon? Yeah. All right. Hashtag pigeon double take. Hashtag cananga balloon. Make sure to get your spelling right. Yeah.

Please, well, you're going to tag our names in it anyway. Yeah. I hope. And we're going to vote, and we'll have the results on July 12th. Okay, that's exciting. We're going to have the results. Which do you think is a more ridiculous moment in the movie? Do you think it's a pigeon doing a double take at a gondola on the street or a man exploding like a balloon?

And it's interesting to note that both of them needed camera tricks to make it work. Because didn't they reverse the pigeon's head? But also the Cananga thing, they had to zoom in because it looked so ridiculous. That's why it gets grainyer, the closer to him popping. I did not know that. I think that they took a shot of the wide shot and went, this is, we got to. get away from this as soon as we can. Zoom hard in. Zoom hard

in. We gotta get away. So anyway. How are they gonna 4K that? Vote and then just vote for Canangabaloon. Canangabaloon. Now, let's talk about this. Someone has gone ahead and collected the 40 best James Bond quotes from Roger Moore. Oh. My name's Bob.

James Bob. Pretty good. I see? Are you? Yes. View to a kill. And I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest. That's not really close.

I'm not going to count that as a cloth. Sprayed a fire hose. This is bullshit. Oh. Well, there's the best Roger Moore moment right there. Absolutely. Yeah. When that Union Jack opens up, holy shit.

Forget about it. There was not a dry eye in the house. Yeah. Everyone cried for England. Yeah. You could make a case that Roger Moore kissing is a cumulative worst bond moment. You don't find his kissing to me. We have.

weirdly have answered the question who we think is the best James Bond kissing. He's the worst, and he's one of my favorite bonds. But there's something very cryptkeeper about when he kisses that he's just... Well, there's something very acty about when Pierce Brosnan kisses. Oh, I'm with you there. Connery's a natural. He's a natural kisser. Yeah, of course he is.

You know, but I think I really just want like... You can feel the stubble. I want, I want Daniel Craig to kiss me. You know? Oh, sure. I'm afraid of blazing be. I don't want to know. I don't want to be where those have been.

You know what I mean? There's just something about Roger Moore that I feel like if he's using his tongue, it's to push her away. By the way, license to pun. James Bond quotes. I have to click on this. All right, sure. We'll start off. I have to click on this.

Just because it's the title really got me. You're doing a good job there person on Internet. Well, that's not even a pun. Licensed to pun. You're right. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not able to, hang on, I got to search this, because some reason I'm not able to, uh, that's our best moment. We both agree on the best moment for Roger Moore. All right, while you're doing that, let's move on to, and then let's talk to Timothy Dalton. Dalton, okay, Slim Pickens here, too. Oh, I know my best moment. I know the best moment already. Worst moment,

worst moment has to be from, uh, from license to kill. And I think it's, it's probably, When he has to fight a ninja for no reason. Yeah, that's tough to argue. Pretty ridiculous. Isn't there not some ridiculous thing he used to do that? Well, I mean, of course, there's the pressure chamber. Oh, it always comes down to balloony people. Balloonie people.

Rubber people. Why is there more than one balloony person in the series of well-reveered movies? Yeah. Oh, here, I was going to ask you a question. as a as a as a friend and an ally yeah i've been looking at this poster yeah from russia with love yeah it's the a style so what it is it's the uh it's the one it's the one with all the red uh the pictures i'll actually show it to you right now yeah yeah uh should i buy it is first printing or what i believe it is a first uh first printing i will uh show it to you

How much they want for it? $9.50. $9.50. $9.50. Come again. Lucy. No, there's this place that advertises movie posters at Senesbia. While I was waiting, I was like.

A little slideshow before it. Yeah. I was like, well, maybe I should take a look. I'll do a quick search for some James Bond posters. And this one came up, and I was like, ooh, this is a nice treat. I have those black and white prints you texted me about, remember? Oh, they're so good. The Daniel Craig series.

Everybody, go to Etsy and type in James Bond. There's a shit ton of really cool stuff. But there's a particularly a series of prints of James Bond, specifically the Daniel Craig-era movies of Skyfall, Casino Royale, and Quadra of Salas. And they're just really cool. They're silhouettes. They're black silhouettes. Yeah, but they're just well done.

My brother bought him for me. Your brother's a good guy. Yeah. Too bad he's my sister. What? I had to look this up. But anyway, let's... Timothy Dalton, best and worst.

Man, I'm having trouble with this. Did you... Do you think that... I don't understand why you're not with me on this? On what? On him fighting a ninja. I think I'm with you. I feel like there's something sillier that I'm forgetting.

Man fighting a ninja? I think I'm going to have to... Although crest blowing up in the pressure chamber isn't as bad as Kananga, and at least makes sense. I think my favorite moment is either the sniper sequence in living daylights. Yes, that's my favorite moment, too, is when he says, when he's in the car and he says, It must have scared the living daylights out of her.

But I also like the fight at the back of the C-130 plane over Afghanistan. Oh, sure. Back when he's helping Al-Qaeda? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's okay because they don't like ISIS, so we're back to buddies now. What is the worst, though? Doesn't he have a bad line?

Oh, doesn't he have a bad... Oh, I can... Oh, I think it may be the... It's not necessarily the worst. Just weird. Are we talking the movies or the actor? It's anything in the movies. It's anything in the movie, yeah.

Have a nice honeymoon. Oh, okay. Germo, uh, germo. Not Germo. Benicio. Del Toro. Yeah. I had the wrong del Toro.

Oh, no, I know what it is. It's when Pam Bouvier is ordering a reluctant martini for him and license to kill, and she goes, shaken. Not stirred, but she just, she doesn't know that she's making a jerk off motion. Timothy Bolton talks, Tocke's, Timothy Bolton. I'm going to shoot myself on the face for saying that. Oh, is this from the documentary? This is, uh, this is from something in 2012. He gets, like, really passionate in this, and I love it.

He's sort of gone a little nutty in it. We're going to play a clip of, uh, of Timothy Dalton after this wonderful, uh, what looks like a Margarita Restaurant Commercial finishes playing That's got to be a thing, right? Margarita Restaurant Try our new margarita sliders

Margaritas Welcome to Margaritas Hey, you want a margaritas Timothy Dalton on James Bond Oh, there it is right there Yeah, that is kind of ridiculous Yeah, I'm kind of on board with you Yeah

But There's the bullet ricochet Is making the Bond theme music I can hear that's pretty bad. Well, we have about a minute that I do want to ask you, because it is the 500-pound elephant in the room, is we're coming up with 50th year of James Bond. It's actually passed, I think.

Yeah, I know. Actually, a few months ago, but the celebration continues. You see them. And the new one's coming out. I don't know when you're releasing this, but the new one's coming out pretty soon. I believe it's terrific. Well, it must be...

I love them. rewarding it must be it must be fun to be part of this friends if you're listening to this doubt well you know i'd look this up on you too it's it's it's special to be part of something that's lasted 50 years says the man who's also that's the best that's the best that's the best adult moment when he's skiing with no sure skis yeah for sure see he's in james von and he's in doctor who yeah because james ma's a time lord you touched on about the disney thing of always trying to do a sequel better. And I think that's one of the reasons why

Covey Broccoli, who is passed away now, but was the original producer of the Bond series with Harry Salzeman, and then became the sole producer in partnership with MGM. And his family is still in pretty much in control anyway of the

movies. They have always strived to make them striven, I suppose the word. It's not striven. I mean, I did correct you. Not simply to exploit the name or the history. They've always tried to make them as good as they can possibly be. And I think that's why that's to be applauded. And I respect that enormously.

And I like them very much. They're terrific people. Ooh. And hip, hip, hurrah. 50 years. It's great. It's a long time? Yeah.

Wow. I enjoyed seeing a wild-haired Timothy Dalton just letting it grow. Letting what's left of it grow. Uh, license to pun. Uh, what do you think the first pun in this is going to be? Uh, pardon me, thinks that may be the Christmas one, but... Do you think they're going to start in order, or do you think they're going to start just with the wackiest?

If they start in order, what's the first one, uh, he... The labor funeral. My friend's just dead. Wait for a funeral. Isn't it? Oh, no, that's Thunderball, yeah. Well, what, when he passes the, when he knocks out the chauffeur, kills the chauffeur, and hands him off?

Yeah. Oh, you're right. Way for a funeral. All right. Yeah. Sorry. I quit. You can't,

quit. They're starting with Thunderball. From where I'm standing. You have a nasty habit of surviving. Why can't you just be a good boy and die? These aren't puns.

These are just witticisms. Such a big pot. That's a pun. That's a pun. I'm devastated. What would I ever do without you?

As far as I can remember, James, you've never had me. You two do make a charming couple, though. You're both, let's see, expression. Damage goods. Right of my friend, sister's one out. It's just dead. That's a great...

Oh, this is a great Roger Marlon. You missed Mr. Bond. Did I? Oh. The mission. Killer. She means nothing to me. Shoot him.

That's nothing. That doesn't... It means nothing to me. I've had enough of this game. All right. This is a 71. 71. Just for the record, I want to point out, this is 71A.

Yeah. He had gone 71B and then 71A. Why isn't it? Just do 101. You can't sleep is the name of this fellow. And let's see what else he's got on here. He's got best movie trailers, and it seems to be all... This poor guy lives in an old refrigerator.

He can't sleep. That's the point. All right, I got a good question before we move on. DeBrasnan. Yeah. From Michael Reinhardt. Story-wise, if you could redo one James Bond movie, which would you remake to be contemporary? So let's say Daniel Craig is in any one of the classic movies updated to fit him.

Oh, you're just changing the question. I don't think so. Story-wise, if you could redo one James Bond movie? Story-wise. Which would you remit? I'm assuming I can have the same actors in it. I can see a contemporary James Bond movie with the same actors with Connery. Current-day Connery?

No. We've got a time machine. We can't go back and update the story, Matt Gourley. Come on, because this could be done. You're being a balloon right now. You're being a balloon person. You're being a pigeon double take. It's got to be Daniel Craig, or at least a new bond.

I believe we've touched on this before then, haven't we? Do we say, on Her Majesty's Secret Service? I believe we both did. I think we did. Yeah. And we'll say it again. I'll say it right to fuck right now. Okay.

On the Magic's Secret Service. Alex J. Lampwick says, we noticed that Matt Gourley was bond. His signature drink would be of a valence. Orange Refresher, what would Matt Mirrors be? By the way, I get so many tweets. Why did you say Mira? Oh, sorry.

I wasn't talking about you. That's the way they spelled it. Yeah. I know it's Matt Myra. I think he means you. I get so many tweets and Instagram tags. I see so many Orange Valencia. People tagging you with the Orange Valencia.

Oh, we have a friend named Tara who works at Starbucks, and she now brings them the power. packets to me regularly. Oh, really? You're just loving it. All right. So what would your signature drink be? My signature drink would probably be a five-hour engine with a chaser, rock star, zero car.

Bottoms up, friend. I got to add some podcasts. No, really, my Starbucks drink, which I believe he's asking for, is a nice venti americano with too sweet and low. Okay. No milk. All right. Nice and dark. Okay, so on to Brosnan.

We know the worst moment. Yeah, we have both of them. Yeah. The best moment. Oh, boy. Oh, God. Oh, boy. The best moment in a...

Oh, I know what it is. I might probably say the tank sequence from Golden League. That's really cool. My moment is not even a real moment, but I enjoyed it so much. I enjoyed seeing it so much. The part and die another day. I can't believe I'm saying this. When he was in that virtual reality training place.

And do you think that Moneypenny is dead? and he's him and Robinson are going through killing people. I enjoyed that. Because had that been, because the first time I saw the movie, I didn't know that that wasn't going to happen. I thought that was awesome. And then they ruined it.

Okay. By making a virtual reality. Yeah. Oh, no, you know what I'll say? The Dam sequence at the opening of Golden Eye is really good. That's a hell of an opening. I believe that that dam is in The Edge of Tomorrow. Really?

Yeah. Is that a good movie? Yes. It's a great movie. It's a really good movie. All right, before we move on to Daniel Craig, Chris Climick says, dreading the All-Moor finale, you guys, I've tried. We watched three mores for Jane.

That's not a question. Three mores. Lamenting. All right. All right, let's move on. Oh, rate the gun barrels. That's a good question. But before we rate the gun barrels, we got to jump to Dana Craig.

Best moment. Daniel Craig, who we think is, we, here's how we can say this. Dale Craig is this podcast's best James Bond. Our favorite is Roger Moore. You keep saying that for me. It is. Daniel Craig is my favorite. No, he can't be your favorite.

Yes, he can't. You can't have the new guy be your favorite. He's three movies in, he's earned his stripes. He's new. He's been in more. He's in the 2000s. He's in the 2000s, Matt. The 2001 through 10, we're in a second decade.

He spanned two decades. He's done three movies. Two decades, three movies. You know what that is? that's a lazy bond. What are you talking about? He's done more than two of the other bonds that I could technically claim as my favorite.

Yeah, but they did one in like three years. One and then, you know, I'm just saying per movie. Yeah, but you'd be fine if I said Lasonby was my favorite bond and he's only done one movie? I wouldn't be fine. I'd have a problem with that. What I wanted you to agree with me. That's what I want to say.

Honey, look. I know my favorite moment, hands down. You do? Yeah, I'm trying to think of my worst. Yeah, I got my favorite moment. All right. Okay, I'll go my favorite moment first, and then you'll give you your worst moment first. Oh, okay.

My favorite moment is the park horse inn in Casino Royale, where he is running to chase the bomb maker. Okay. My least favorite moment is whatever that quip is, he says after he throws the knife. Like, I got into some deep water or whatever that hell that thing is. I think we agreed that it's sorry I was in, I felt through some ice and I ended up underwater pretty far. It also might be face replacement, CG and skyfall. face replacement CG in Skyfall Is your face replacement CG as good as your wig dar?

So far Yeah It's just it's not as it's not as a It's not as refined yet Well no it's just These circumstances are less What's the word I'm looking for? Like they don't occur as much

You don't see it as much Unless it's really good Your wigdar is amazing It's tremendous It's the best in the business No one in here is wearing a wig I can tell you that right Actually one person is

I'm not gonna say who It could be me Could be one of you Do you know that up until very recently I did not know that the Jewish Orthodox women were wearing wigs. I just thought that all their hair was so shiny. Yeah, no idea. Yeah.

They had no idea I wasn't allowed to see their hair. Full denim skirts. Full denim skirts. Yeah. On the treadmill. All right, your best moment. Mine is the parkour sequence, but more specifically, the minute the bomber throws the gun in him, he catches it without flinching and throws it back at him.

That was the moment I knew I was in love. That's funny, because my, if we're going to break down the parkour scene, it's when he goes through the wall. Yeah, that's good, too. Yeah. That, that double header of those two things happening probably within the same two minutes. Yeah. Come on. Can you remember being in the theater? Just going, what's happened? What has, happened? Yeah. I've gone from Die Another Day to this. Oh, Die Another Day is such a piece of shit. Oh, man. I remember that day. I remember that day, too. Yeah. It gave us the

greatest theme song of all time. Die another day. and I suppose my worst moment in those movies God, he doesn't have many No, he doesn't have many It could be the movie though Yeah, in the movie I think it is Quantum of Solis

The whole movie No, I like Quantum of Solis I think my least favorite part Oh, well I don't know if I can say I feel like he is a little too haphazard with his, with his Walther in Skyfall when they're in the dragon pit. Yeah.

I feel like he should go get it back. Okay. That's my only grids. That's a tiny nitpick. That's pretty good. That says a lot about that series. What would you do if you briefly ended up in an elevator with Ava Green? This is from wheel pairs.

Oh, my God. I'd faint and pee my pants. I would just say, Hey, great job. I would say. Hi. Could I, could you, do you want, oh, your floor's here? Your floor is here.

Bye. In my brain, you had just delivered flooring. The Scandinavian carpet tiles. I forgot you were in an elevator. Here's your little modular carpet tiles. Hope you make a fine little burberry job. Okay, bye. Why have you left already?

What am I going to do with the tiles? These connect. They're real durable. I'm the other guy with you. This is my friend Matt, which is coincidentally my name. Don't worry about it. We get it all the time back at the office. Yeah.

Do you want us to know? Okay. So you just, you got to sign for this, though. Did she sign for it? I didn't see. Remember when you wore that red dress? Oh, my God. It was gray.

It was great. It was great. Did you see her in the New Sin City? I haven't seen it yet. No, I saw a poster of her. her boobies look good. Oh, she's right here. We're talking about her.

She was on your nerdist podcast. How did that go? I don't even, I remember it's scheduled. I don't know if it happened. I have no idea. I literally have no idea. Oh, here's a good question. Yes.

Chris Dibble. Dibble. If they do another Honor Her Majesty Secret Service with Craig, who should play Tracy and her father? Oh, oh. That's a goody. That is a great one. Antonio Banderer should be the father.

Get out of my life. And Melanie Griffith should play Tracy. Dude, you're in my head. For realzies. I like that Emily Blunt. Emily Blunt's great. I wish you could just bring her a greenback. She is great.

Emily Blunt's great. Emily Blunt might be a great answer. That might be the best answer. And you know who plays her father? Who? Tilda Swinton. Brayette of Tarth. I don't know.

just get Charles Dance back in a Bond movie. What about Garcia? Andy Garcia would be a great dad. That'd be real good. Yeah. I'm not crazy. No, I'm in for that. Well, then let's recast that whole movie.

Let's put Charles Dance as Blofeld. I know you want, who do you want? You wanted Peter Dinklage. Right. Or, uh, or, uh, or, well, I wanted Phillipsy Moore off. It's not going to happen. Well, then it goes to mine. What goes to Paul Giamond?

No. How about Irma Bunt? That was her name, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I might just stick Kate Mulgrew as her orange and new black character and just throw her in there. That'd be pretty awesome. Now, see, in the book, Irma Bunt and Blofeld, if I'm not mistaken, were married. Wow.

And Bond kills both of them, I think, with his bare hands. So you've got to believe that Charles Dance is going to be married to this woman. Yeah, who do you want? How do you want that? Hey, may I? Yeah. Till de Swinton. That was a serious answer.

Yes. That was a serious answer. That would be amazing. Right? That would be amazing. She would make a great Bond villain. Of course she would. Make her the new Blofeld.

Has there been a male, like a female lead villain? Well, kind of. And the world is not enough. Sophie Marceau. She's been the closest. No. She's the mastermind. Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah. Don't just always say no without thinking. Well, here's my, here's hashtag Cananga Balin. hashtag double pigeon pigeon you've already forgotten it don't remember it you don't need to look at

kids go back hash pack hashback it's hashtag canangabaloon hashtag double take pigeon double take pigeon no it's not oh isn't it

oh there's no way to remember oh there's no pigeon double take either one will work it's hashtag either one will work that's a dream cast though Tilda Swinton

Charles Dance I was dance. Emily Blunt, Daniel Craig, Dan Craig. Broccoli, I know you're listening. Andy Garcia. What other roles you got? Who's Hillary Bray? We got the M, we got Money Penny, we got Q. Hillary Bray,

we got time for someone real stuffy in English. Who's that going to be? Oh, let me ask you this. Is in our movie? Ray Fines, is he M? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's, you got to take the cast you're giving, and I got no complaints. That's good stuff. Well, I just didn't know if we're going to

be like, oh, let's just throw your attention there for fun. Oh, God, and we can... Who's Ruby? She's got to be English. Like, that character's from northern England. It doesn't have to be, but... Um... Lily Allen. Get out of here.

Get out of town. Do you know her brothers in Game of Thrones? Yeah, too. All right. A new band. Hashtag Canangabaloon. Listen, if you agree with Matt Gourley, please, uh... Hashtagued Pidge and Double-Take.

Text canangabaloon, too. Ask your parents' permission before you dial kids. Service charge regular rates apply. Also text message rates apply. Hashtag Pigeon Double Takedake for free. You can do hashtag Pigeon Double Takedek for free. Hashtagia is going to cost you. No, it's not true.

It is true. It's going to pay. You can't. No. You don't know that. You don't know that. If you text that, it'll donate to your favorite charity. What?

It knows your charity. It knows your charity. It's charity intuitive. I want to know the rest. Who's Hillary Bray? It's got to be Clive Owen. He's getting a little, like, he's of a distinguished age now in a good way. Or.

Because he would have been a good bond. Or. Yeah. Conferth. Oh, yeah. Right? Yeah. That's way more like, that's way more like.

Why don't they make this movie? That's a way more. Professor-y, sort of like nerdy. Let's do Ruby, because that's the only other major character in there, right? Yeah. Well, I'm looking at the cast list right now. So, up top, we have Dale Craig is James Bond. Yeah.

We have, who do we agree? Emily Blunt. Emily Blunt's going to be Tracy. We have Blofeld is... Charles Dance. No exceptions. Gabriel Ferezzi is going to be Andy Garcia. Irma Blunt is going to be.

played by Tilda Switten in a brilliant stroke of Matt Meyer casting. Yeah, yeah. Money Penny, of course, is going to be our current Money Penny. Hillary Bray, we're going to give to Colin for. Should we call him now and tell him that he's got it? M is, of course, our current M. Campbell? Who's Campbell?

Campbell? Is he the Butler? No, I think, is he the blonde-headed, like, lackey that helps him out? It just died, I think, actually. Campbell has no lines that are clickable. I don't think he has any lines either. Yeah, we got to do that guy. You know who I'm talking about the guy with the bleached hair that helps and put the equipment in the crane that carries it up to that?

Oh, yes. Oh, okay, okay. I got it. Who? Jeremy Renner. Do you think he'd take apart that small with no lines? We're casting it right now. All right.

We just did it. Okay. We're going to get his hair a little blonder. Gosh. Q, we have Grunther. Oh, Grunther is the... No, wait, is Grunther the guy we're talking about?

Did we just cast Grunter? Oh, maybe. What's his real name? His real name is... Is Uri Brinchio. No, I think he may be that guy with the glasses that's... They're, like, ski henchmen, you know?

Raphael. Played by Terrence Mountain. No. We just got to do Ruby now. Yeah, I think we did it. But we haven't done Ruby. That would be Meg Ryan 20 years ago. Sure.

She looks just like her. Ruby, Ruby, Ruby. She's got to be whimsical. She must have a certain amount of whimsy. Oh, hello, Ian. I'm only stopping in for a second. I left my chest to feel. Oh, well, oh, here in the scold case.

That's initialed. That's a trap if I've ever seen one. Nice tribe, Matthew. Mira. Oh, no, Ian, no, you said it wrong. You said it wrong. But the British, here's a fact for you. Yes, Mom.

The British are the only people, the only country I've ever been to, where across the board, whenever anybody read my name, they said it correctly. Oh, what, I'm a gentleman of letters. Let me see it written. Matthew Myra. So you know that I know what I'm talking about, right? Right? Yes, Ian.

Yes. Hashtag canangabloon. What? No. Goodbye. Goodbye. I must be a way. What about the pigeon double tape?

I'm flying. I'm flying. Do you see any pigeons? Are they looking twice at you? No. Matt, you just missed. Sir Ian Fleming. No way.

Yeah. Come on. Yeah. I just... I gave promoted into Knighthood already while you were gone. I didn't even leave the room. I took off my glasses and was rubbing my eyes. Yeah.

Well, like 20 seconds. I didn't see you. I just saw Ian Fleming. I don't even... You got up. You got up. And he was right here. And he also said, by the way, for the record...

And I'll listen to this. He went away screaming hashtag Pid and Double Takedek. It was incredible. Really? Yes. That seems like a huge lie. It's not. You wouldn't know, though, because you weren't here.

All right. I also feel like Ian Fleming for you is like a vampire reflection. You listen back to the podcast and you don't hear it. Yeah. I don't know what you guys are talking about. I know he's dead. Oh, God, we're having so much fun here. Yeah, I think we just cast the movie Ruby.

Was played by Angela Scholar. Who's she going to be? She's got, who's someone fun? Who's fun these days? Who's got a good time going on? Oh, oh, okay. All right. All right, all right, all right.

I'm going to say, you're pretty good at this. I'm going to leave this, too. you. Oh, I know who I want. Who playing her? Heather and Campbell. You don't know Heather? She's great. What is she in? She's around town. Oh, oh. Oh, yeah. She's a writer? Yeah. I don't know. You don't know? I think we've got to name someone that people just know off the top of their heads. Chris and Shaw. I'm into that. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good. Okay. Yeah. We did it. Here's a good question. All the bonds get into a battle royale. Who wins? who dies first, Dino Hall.

Who dies first? Oh, who dies first? Timothy Dalton dies last. No, Roger Moore dies first. Okay, well, Roger Moore dies first. Wait, are they the age they are now? No, I think, let's say that they're at their prime. Everybody's in their prime?

Yes. You think Roger Moore dies first? He's the slowest motherfucker on the planet. Of course he dies first. He dies first. I think Brosnan dies second. Brasden dies second. I will back you up.

No, I'm not going to back you up. I'm going to say Lasonby dies second. Brosnan, I feel like, Brosnan's James Bond, here's where I'm going. Here's where I'm going with this, though. Listen, listen to me. Yeah.

I feel like Brosnan's James Bond sort of sits back. He sits back and lets it go. All right, but I still think Laysenby takes Dalton. But as he sits back and a fatal blow is dealt to our Timothy Dalton, George Lazybe is left with Sean Connery and Daniel Craig and a cowering. Yeah. Pierce Brosnan. I think Connery makes a V-line for Brosman

and just brutally beats him to death of his hands. I would say it's Lazyz-B gets the most pissed at Braznan and goes over and kills him. But I think both then Connery and Craig go, we should take care of this guy. This guy's a... They team up.

Yeah, he's an X factor. We got to kill him and they kill him. It's like a late 80s Royal Rumble where you're like, like, oh my God, we got to take care of the Ultimate Warrior together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then I think Craig and Connery just kicked this shit out of each other until they're both like backs against the wall seated down, just laughing with each other, coughing up blood. Yeah. And they die. Of all the age. But yeah, because it can never be solved.

He dies just a little bit soon. There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. That's what happens. That's a, that's a, that's a, we gave you an hour and a half episode. almost how long was this episode hour 14 oh we should probably wrap it up we gotta wrap it up the kids are already bored with us okay do you want to do that last rate the gun barrels

yeah rate the gun barrels then we'll close this up sure worst gun barrel off the top of my head I'm gonna say it's the guy that isn't even Sean Connery yeah so we've probably got seven gun barrels really yeah

yeah I got the guy with the hat I guess Oh, no, the worst one is the time the bullet flies at us in die another day. Yeah. The hands down the worst. There's a mega gift of all.

Now, how do you feel about the blood dripping down and Cassina Royal? It's more of a, it's less of like a wavy blood, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's not my favorite. Okay, I'm going to say his turn, his turn and shoot is the best. Okay? Yeah. The other thing, too, if you watch Daniel Craig's, I think it's his corner. want him a solace gum barrel at the end.

If you watch it long enough, he walks away. There's got to be a YouTube super cut of these, right? Yeah. Let's do that, and then you guys can watch it along. Everybody pause. Go look up the YouTube supercut of James Bond and the gun burl series. Now we're going 262 to 2000. Oh, this is exciting.

Guys, part of World Cup, just really think Spain's going to go all the way this year. Full screen that, bitch. Well, I don't know if this is exactly. what we want. Because why is it seven and a half minutes long? Oh, is it?

It's probably... Oh, it's the cold opens. Oh, no, here we go. All right, so, right now we're watching... He's the lowest man in the world. It's so pretty cool. Yeah. He does a...

He doesn't turn. He jumps. Fleming. Duncan. From Russia would love. Here we go. I love this movie so much. It's getting solidify.

Same walking dead. Man. Yep, same jumping. He kind of whips the bullet at you, like he's slinging it out of the game. He's got one of those, you know, those things that I didn't know the name of. A highlight thing? Yeah. I don't know.

64. Goldfinger. Still is his walking. Is that Connery? No. Conner doesn't do it until you only live with twice, I believe. I think it's Thunderball, isn't it? Well, one of us is going to be wrong.

Yeah. Hashtag. Thunderball. Just remember everybody. if you like James Bond, vote hashtag Pigeon Devil Pig. That's Connery, right? That's Connery. So now you can trust me.

Oh, and that's a turn. That's a turn. A pivot? He's almost into a lunge. I like how you can hear the difference in the recorded James Bond theme. I mean, do a different one every time. Oh, yeah. It's very dark.

Yeah, real dark. Contrast. Turn. Same pivot, same footage, though. But it's black and white. Yeah. Yeah, it is. It is black and white.

Guys, we're learning a lot about each other. It's good that we did this. Kind of about pigeons that may or may not do double tapes. They're the worst. Hashtag pigeon double tape. Okay, ladies and be. Listen to the, like, the tempo's different. Yeah, corn out of mine.

This one's swankier. Boom, boom. Oh, you got a harpsichord? Okay, he's just like nothing going on. He might as well be whistling. And then, oh, that's pretty sharp. Yeah, that's pretty sharp. Yeah, he takes a full knee, ladies of time.

I'd love to know how many takes they had to do for each. one to get the right one. Probably one. No way. That's how good he is. Diamonds are forever. Diamonds are forever. They've used the same one, but they've added their reflective gun barrel situation here. They've added a shine, a sheen,

if you will. Okay. You know they weren't going to get Connery in for a new gun barrel sequence on that. All right, Roger Moore's first one. I love this, like, kind of discoy. You hear a wah pedal back there? Oh, with an arm. He's holding his arm. Yeah, that's interesting.

Every one of them has their own little unique take. It just occurred to me we're now going to watch about 15 more of these. Well, as long as you're calm. It's fine. This is the same one. Same one. Yeah. He holds his arm.

He's got to redo it at some point, right? Because the fashion alone is going to change. This could be the most infuriating segment in podcast history. I don't know. Or the best. Yeah. I think if they're watching along with it, with us and they should be but it's stunning to me i i would not have realized that had i not heard

them oh that is a new one full on bell bottom yeah full on bell bottom and he double the cut of his tucks is different he's now holding a gun with two hands the first time for that ladies gentlemen you saw it here first two-handed gun hold from roger moore opening up under water of course submarines are going to go into a big moon breaker he just comes out in a space suit i would not like i wouldn't that's the same one i would not have really guessed or noticed that they're so different. The James Bond themes are so different with this gun barrel. It's really interesting to me.

Same one. Oh, but an extra disco tune. Bill Conti. Oh, I forgot. They did a call back to On the Magic Secret Service. They can't use it for Octopus. They do. do.

They might as well go all the way to Vue de Kill. Yeah, because when the bonds are late in their tenure, they're like, I'm not redoing that. Yeah, you're like, get someone else. You can go, fuck yourself. Get the guy in the hat.

View to a Killed, 1985. Does he redo it? Yes. No, I don't think so. I think it's just contrasted different. No, that's the same one. Same exact one, you're right.

I love it. Oh, I got to watch this movie again. I bet you have seen this Bond movie the most. View to a Kill. I am very excited now. I don't remember Dalton's being good. Dolly Dolphin. Looks good in the tux.

Okay. He's the one you most know something's about to happen because he's hiding the gun. Too obviously. Too wide a stance. Too wide a stance on his. Both he and Lazenbier are like might as well be whistlingling. Like nothing's going to happen here. I'm not going to shoot you.

Don't worry. I haven't got a gun. His is the same. Same. Somehow a different color. It's a good shoe but it's not. natural, you know it's coming. It's a wide stance too. Yeah.

Oh. Oh, God. Yep, this is the worst sound. Yeah. Oh, that is pretty good. Yeah, you got a hand. That is pretty good. He just fucking drops his shoulder and kills you. Yeah, he's good. He's good. It's a good one. I wonder if his change. I like that a lot. I like that a lot. Ah, that's a good sounding. Same one, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Gunshot has an echo. Yeah. The gunshot has an echo that wasn't there previously. The gun barrel does some movements. I really like that. Don't care for this.

Here we are. The World is Not Enough. 1999. Same. Same. Do you think it's in their contract? You only have to do this once? Good question. Not necessarily. Look for the glasses.

Here we are. Dino today. This is what the bullet is going to fly. at our face. Same one. Yeah. Boy. Oh.

Listen, I like that they tried something different. Cassina Royals coming up. Cassie and a royal. Cassie and a royal. Different language. We'll take it. Oh, come on. This is an actual gun barrel looking.

This is the only one where it's motivated by the story. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. Thanks for watching. Oh, we don't get quantum? Google the quantum gun barrel, because you got to see that. That's the one where you're back away.

What a tease. What a cock tease that was. Quantum gun barrel. I know, we'll do Skyfall, too, because it's got that 50th anniversary logo. Quantum gun barrel, here we are. Full screen, man. Watch closely. He does walk away.

That's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's real brutish, though. He's walking like a thug. He's the winner, but for Casino Royale. Yeah, I agree. I'm going to just real quick look up at the Skyfall Gun Barrel sequence, and we'll have a final message for you here.

I have to hand it to that Brosnan one, though. I'd put that maybe second. Gun Barrel. All right, here we are. The official Skyfall Gun Barrel, which I believe they put after the movie, correct? Yeah, it's about time. They better have that through the beginning.

Full screen. got to do? What do I got to do to see it? Just to be you. Ellen is pretty good because it slows down. He's really taking his time. James Bond will return. You know what? James Bonding will return. That's right, with the man with the golden gun. I really wish that music had kept going and it didn't. Should we talk about who our guests are? Yes, let's talk about who our guests. We're going to have Jeff Davis. From Harmantown, Greg Proops and Jeff Davis will be in. That's what's taking so long, too, is Yeah, we're getting everybody schedules because a lot of us are out of town and in town and half out of town and in town and then it's a lot of fun.

But come to Sinespia at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery on July 12th. Get your tickets now. And I think before we go, let me just say one last thing. And Matt, you don't need to sound off on this at all. And that is hashtag canangga balloon. Okay, good night. Good night. Hashtag.

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