JAR Media Posdact - 2 Birds, SEVERAL Stones - Brocast #9
Episode Date: June 3, 2024https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter...: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:52 Housekeeping 13:20 Call of Duty Black Ops 6 is Here and Alex Melts Down 17:32 Gushing About Furiosa 35:14 Mid Break 36:56 Question Segment: Jordan Peterson Writes in About Deadpool 6 41:02 Old Man Wearing Something Unusual 43:00 More Man 46:37 Album Experiences 55:11 Jim's Guru lifestyle 1:09:39 Rishi in the Rain
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That loiter is so fire
No, it's...
Her choo-choo, motherfucker.
Yeah.
Those bloody fucks over at corporate.
Those fucking bloodies over at corporate.
Always getting bloody, always getting bloody.
With their memos, with their faxes, with all of it.
Their bureaucracy.
The bureaucracies.
All of them.
it, weighing it down. Maybe something should do someone about it.
Here, here. Here, here.
When in Rome?
Or when in gay Paris?
Never in gay Paris.
I can bloody drink to that.
Why does it always sound so goofy to just say bloody?
bloody if you put bloody in
like really unnecessarily
I think it implies a
a slight misunderstanding
of the English language
is that what you take away from it
yeah because there's
there's that video of the two guys arguing
they're like road ridge
oh the classic you fucking bloody
you fucking bloody
that's one of the best videos ever
yeah rocks
yeah because it like it
it it
it proves that it
doesn't matter it doesn't matter what like the words themselves it's like as long as it's just
like the intention is that yeah how you say it yeah yeah so like they're getting it wrong but
they're using it right it's the thought that counts it's the emotion that yeah yeah and it's
100% emotion well speaking of 100% emotion good afternoon morning evening or night ladies
and gentlemen to one and welcome to broadcast nine as I count it
one, three, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Nine.
I'm your host Alex, joined by Jim.
Nine.
And before we get too deep into the show,
just got to make sure we shout out those patrons over at the journal media.
Patreon.
Or those patrons over at Patreon.
Yeah?
Hmm.
Huh?
Um, we'll get their names read out in the first or second week of each month.
We're recording this.
Is this the, oh, it's actually the first today.
So we won't do it this one.
We'll do it in the next one.
Mm-hmm.
But yeah, get your,
goofy names read
if you're a debiterer above
get access to the JAR Media group chat too
which gave us a couple of suggestions
for this episode
and you also make the audio versions
of the show possible
and just the show possible to be honest
which is always awesome
always fresh
hmm
you're not very awesome stuff to talk about
but not too much before we get into that housekeeping
when we round out
those conversations from the previous episode
and there was some
tantalizing stuff in there
some thought-provoking
what's a good word
epic
epicness
a thought-provoking
provoking epicness sort of
swashing over the comments
well
the Robert de Giorno
8690
can get started here
it's very
funny hearing them talk about the
YouTuber cameos in Smiling Friends
now with the nostalgia critic cameo
last night so obviously this was
left about a week ago
do you know about this
in season two of Smiling Friends there is
a nostalgia critic
cameo which is awesome
of course that rocks
and a long running like only plays
like gag
yeah that belongs
and on that note
there was this weird tweet
going around that was like
I don't know if they're like a big nostalgia
critic fan or what but it was like
yeah it was a screenshot
of the frame of
the critic in Smiling Friends
and the tweet
was something like
yeah I bet the Sardonicast guys are
reeling now
I bet they're upset
I was just like well
did they think you were beefing with
the critic
and it's like what
but like the
The running gag is a reference to the only play is critic stuff.
I don't...
Right.
I don't know.
It's just weird.
Is this because of his The Wall stuff?
What does Sardonicast have to do with the nostalgia critic?
I guess...
I know Rouse made a few videos on like, you know, those team-up movies with Angry Joe
and the whole channel and some crew and that lot.
So I guess that counts as a slight.
I guess our wall video.
um yeah
Adam and I were in the
the fair use stuff
we bet we were both on channel also
yeah yeah yeah
so maybe that's what they're referring to
I don't I don't know what
the way people
view these things
is like
it's quite like charged
yeah they're just
I think maybe ever since the end
of the the Kendrick Drake
beef people are just looking for it elsewhere
you know
So I guess you better get that pen working
Cream Jerry Cream has a conspiracy
To kind of manifest
Did anyone ever notice that the fake teacher jarling
And the evil jarling have similar Reddit names
Fake teacher jarling Chris P. Bacon
And the evil jarling Chris Peacock
Pretty suspicious if you ask me
Is there any truth of this or is this pure conspiracy
Hey
correlation isn't causation
Apart from sometimes when you want it to be
But you know what they say
Two in the bush equals four in the hand
Is this four in the hand or two in the bush
Depends which angle you're looking at it from
Or is this a two bird type thing
Two bird double stone
You know birds so big you probably need one stone each
That's kind of what I'm
I'm thinking, you know, big birds, like emus even, cassowaries.
Yeah, you'd definitely need a stone each, maybe even, maybe even two, multiple stones each.
Yeah.
So it's what?
Maybe two birds, multiple stones.
Two birds, at least four stones.
Two burns, at least four stones.
Let's just simplify that to multiple, you know, because you might need more than four.
Should we say several?
Because multiple is good, yeah.
Yeah.
That implies a handful.
Two birds, several stones.
Well, several means anything more than like two
It doesn't mean literally more than seven
No
It means two or more, yeah
Two or more
It could be three things
And so you say I've got a couple
I've got a couple of
And then anything above
Yeah, several
I have several
Hmm
I guess I'd never thought about that
Yeah, it's quite irritating
It's very irritating
Because I always assumed it was to do with seven
But it's not
It's nothing to do with seven
We briefly mentioned
last episode how it's kind of standard practice in like a lot of American service jobs that
you're not allowed to sit down and Jack 3136 wrote in saying this I work in a card factory
the shop not a factory that makes cards in Essex we can't sit outside of lunch breaks and being
an understaffed shop I often can't sit on my lunch break either it's a 1.5 mile walk to work which
is around 25 minutes and I work from 845 a.m. to 5.45 p.m.
So I'm up at 5.30 a.m. standing for 9 hours plus 15 minutes of walking, three miles total.
So for most days of the week, I'm on my feet for 10 hours a day.
So it ain't just America, huh?
Hmm. That highlights some important aspects.
I'll say it highlights plenty of important aspects.
Yeah.
But as always, it depends. The angle on which you view it.
Well, yeah. I think the one thing to say is that, hey, at least you,
you're going to be, like, pretty healthy.
Mm.
You know?
The silver lining.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
On my, on my Robo watch, it tracks how long I stand everything.
I've got, like, my daily requirement is 12 hours of standing.
So I try to stand a lot in the day.
Damn, damn straight.
But, yeah, I don't think it's something you should want to do, not be forced to do.
Are you?
I'm not defending card factory here.
The factories of cards or the shop that sells cards and other partying supplies.
What do you think?
This is Moon Pig?
You think this is a...
Moon Pig, they probably sit because it's all online.
Hmm.
Someone's got to be sending those cards to Mama.
To Papa?
To Grandma.
To Grandpapa?
Great Grandmama?
Grand-grand-papa?
I've got that hardcore portrait now
of great-grandma
A portrait?
Have you not seen it?
I don't think so
From the
chaotic trip to Wales
It was one of the things
That was given to me by a grandfather
It's like an ancient photograph
Not literally ancient, just an old one
How do we get here?
What are we doing?
I don't know
What are we doing?
Well, I guess for this one bro
I'm going to need you to double up
and hold this guy okay just for a moment because I go read this one I'm gonna say
the name I was re-watching old jar videos and it made me sad because Alex was so
hot before he got all fat oh you talk to your mother with our mouth anyway
now's the time where we normally have a snack break um give me a second
I've got to get another angle too.
Okay, this is gonna be hardcore.
Right, ready?
Maybe make it a bit ASMR for the family.
Snakes right here.
Ready?
Sorry if I make a mess, guys.
Normally we edit this out.
Don't worry, I'll edit it out.
Mmm.
These are good. You ever had these?
What are they?
Oh no, it looks like a mix, but I try that one.
They look like a little pasta.
Mmm, we do look like pasta, they kind of taste that pasta, they're real good.
Hmm.
Hang on.
Oh, it's like a little snack mix.
Mmm, no, look at it.
These ones look like wagon wheels, look.
Have one of these.
Oh, a wagon wheel one?
Are they all the same flavor, or do they vary?
They kind of have the same flavor, but they got different textures.
That's kind of the fun of it, you know?
Mm.
Hold on, nearly done.
Oh, a whole chunk of cigar.
chunk of cigar just fell into my mouth while eating that one.
That's quite...
I just love these wheels.
Yeah, the wheels are good.
Do you like the Penae Pasta type?
I like to drink chocolate milk through them.
I'm sorry, audio listeners, this must be horrible, but...
It's kind of a new thing we've introduced, a little snack break.
These are the pastas, Jim was on a bit.
Pene pasta type.
This would be the last one.
Yeah, I drink chocolate milk through these guys.
I'm going to hook a brother up with one more.
Okay, I'll give you one.
That's fair.
What do you want?
Wacking wheel. Do you want a panay pasta?
I haven't had one of these.
Oh.
What about one of these?
Yeah, that looks more like some sort of nut.
Looks like a flower or a seed or something.
Mm.
Hell yeah.
Mm, I really needed that.
Cheers.
Let me just smoke on this Stokey for a second.
Well, was I? What were we talking about?
Snacks?
I love snacks.
Yeah, I like snacks.
See, I often, um...
I don't have breakfast.
I don't have lunch. I just have snacks.
You know?
I don't even have dinner. I only snack.
Yeah.
Because everyone's like, oh, snacking's bad for you.
Well, what if it's all I do?
You know?
You know?
do it. You know, sheep do it. They eat grass.
Well, yeah, they never stop. That's all they do.
All they do is snack.
Mm-hmm. And you're telling me that in nature, it's
unhealthy to snack. Exactly.
In nature.
All throughout nature, everything is snacking.
Wherever they can.
Well, you know what, bro?
Yeah. Speaking of snacks.
Yeah.
I just...
Something happened to me this morning.
that just made me
kind of stop for a minute
and just feel like
I needed to just
just chill
you know
do you have any clue what I mean
no look
I was listening to some
it was like a podcast
they were talking about like
this latest
I can't even remember what they call it
where PlayStation they talk about
all these releases and games or whatever
before that
there was a reference to the new call of duty
right? Call of Duty Blackop 6
Yeah
On this podcast I was listening to
They were like talking about
The new Call of Duty blackop six
And all I was thinking about
In my mind was like
This shit is like a parody of itself
Yeah
It makes me think of like
You know back to the future too
We sent to the future
And they're playing like Jaws 9 or whatever
Yeah
Yeah
And it's like how absurd this reality is
Yeah
It's like the 16th Call of Duty
Blackop 6
If not more
Yeah
It's just like
Can we
Can we just agree
As a collective
Just to like
Put the brakes on for a minute
You know
This isn't even about
Call the Duty
This is about more than that
It's just like
As a culture
Can we just like
Put the brakes on
Just have a Stoge
And just relax
Well you're not excited
Well of course
I got my pre-order in
But you know what I mean
Yeah
Um, no, I'm pretty hyped.
You're hyped?
Yeah.
You're on the crack train.
Maggie Thatcher was in it.
What?
She was in the trailer.
She was in like the reveal for the reveal trailer.
Like a zombie's character.
They released a trailer for the trailer and a clip of it was Maggie Thatcher being like,
I'm a bad person.
Everybody just want to lay it out there.
Is she a zombie's boss?
No, she's just like a person in the campaign.
Which is going to be fire, yeah.
I can't remember.
It's been a very long time since I watched or played.
the original black ops
I remember like in zombies you could play as Nixon
right
Nixon Kennedy McNamara and
Castro
those are the four
but what about any actual campaign of it
did they have any of these
was Nixon in it
you aim a cold war wasn't it
you aim a pistol at Kennedy's head
at one point
it's so out of pocket
and it's kind of implied that Mason
maybe killed him
you know the other guy was just
the full guy.
Right.
Hmm.
But that,
I guess,
didn't.
I know,
I know the reality is that,
like,
they were just going to keep
making them forever
until they stopped making money.
And that's just how everything works.
But why was it,
what was it about Caller Duty Black Op 6
that stood out to me in that way
that was just like,
let's just take a breath,
you know?
Can we just put a pause on it
and, like, play catch up,
you know?
I got lots of Caller Jutis to get to.
Yeah.
I'm just out of the loop.
Like,
I think it's because
they put a number on this one.
You know,
because the previous Black Ups
was Black Ops Cold War.
Which was technically Black Ops, what,
five?
I guess.
That's what I'm trying to work out
because I don't know what Black Ops...
Black Ups 4 was...
Was that the one without a campaign?
And Black Ups 3 was the one with like the...
I honestly, I lost...
I stopped paying attention
MW3, I think.
no no the one with the dog
ghosts yeah see I can't even
keep it straight when I'm like
yeah I think most people
kind of stop paying attention though
but um
you say that but they sell it millions and millions and millions
of copies yeah but nobody pays attention
you know
it's just like going through the motions
it's just like the new issue of playboy
you just get it you know
yeah you just can't help but get it
yeah because you're reading it for the articles
yeah
you've given up on the interesting
human beings.
Yeah, yeah.
They're interesting human beings.
Of Playboy.
BM.
I kind of want to just, I've got no
natural segue to this, but
I did want to talk to you about
Furiosa.
Because we, in the
gap of us last recording,
we saw it in IMEX.
We did. On the same day,
we recorded the three
hour long
Red Dead 2 as they say
So that's in the works
It's recorded now
It's going to take me a while to put together
Some other stuff I've got going on
But I've got like the intro down
I showed you that
I think it's going to be a nice video
I think it's going to be a nice juicy video
I think it's going to be nice
I think it's yeah
That's the word to describe it nice
It's a little bit nice
Pleasant
A little bit juicy
It's going to be nice
Just put your headphones in you sit down
for three hours and you just unwind yeah you kind of like bugs bunny sit in a hammock and
get all twisted up type thing but speaking of unwinding it's kind of like the opposite sort of
feeling to furioso which is a non-stop action romp in the craziest Aussie universe known as
mad max um it's a it's a jar
I guess meme at this point
like how much you love specifically
the Mad Max films
George Miller
in general
it's been 10 years since Fury Road
what did you think
I
initially felt conflicted
because it wasn't
at all what I was expecting
I was so happy to experience that
yeah little did I know
that was that was the
perfect thing because if the movie just tried to replicate what, um, Fury Road didn't even seem like
that was even on the board at all. Like, let's outdo Fury Road. It seemed like, no, let's enrich
Fury Road. Yeah. Yeah. I, it, I'm going to be honest, it, it blew my mind. Like, I, I wasn't as
moment to moment into it as I was Fury Road. I wasn't, um, bouncing in the cinema seat, like,
with just overwhelmed with pure hype what are they going to do next well yeah well to be
honest bro i kind of was at certain points
yeah like no spoilers but there's it there's an action sequence towards the middle of the
movie which i thought was incredible yeah 15 months long um it's straight up 15 minutes long um
and i thought that was like yes you haven't done that kind of thing yet you're exploring like a different
space like almost literally
straight up this
this rocks
yeah and it kind of felt like
we
we took
Fury Road to a certain point
this is like one area
where like I could do the same thing
yeah
and just flash it out in a different way
and yeah that moment I was like
ooh boy
but I feel like the film itself
had set me up to
not expect more of
that type of thrill
it was giving me
like different satisfying
yeah because it's way more ambitious
with a plot and it's like spread over years and years
whereas the Fury Road
plot is extremely linear
you know
yeah
whereas I feel like
if you're going into this film
expecting
like Anya Taylor
Joy
being furious
her story for a lot of it
a big like chunk of the movie
is following a different character
basically
she's like a long for the ride
yeah and he
he likes to he's kind of like
Denisville nerve where he doesn't really like
dialogue that much so
we try and write things or structure things in a way
where it can just lean on the visual storytelling,
which is, you know, the unique thing about filmmaking.
So the Furiosa character, I need Taylor Joy,
and the kid who's in it for like the first hour or whatever.
Yeah, or even like the first half of the whole movie.
It's pretty much a silent protagonist.
She'll speak here and there when absolutely necessary,
but yeah, I love that choice.
I feel like it's a...
You could watch the movie with, like, dialogue turned off and still know what is happening.
Yeah.
And some people might hear that as a negative, but I think it's wholly a positive, especially with, like, the, what they're actually juggling, the, the post-apocalyptic politics.
Yeah.
And the fact that it's all thought through, and to me, it felt.
like it perfectly worked with Fury Road.
Uh-huh.
Like going to,
you're quite,
you're more familiar,
I should say,
with Fury Road,
where they're talking about Gastown.
They're talking about,
what's the gun one,
bullet?
Bullet Farm.
Bullet farm.
Um,
and I really loved how they,
like,
visually explore these settings.
Yeah.
Um,
and use them as like,
they're like forts.
There's the,
you know,
the kind of Trojan horse.
scene and all this kind of stuff going on um just building up the well building uh the motor of oil
and the flamethrower cannons and like the i don't just riding that line of like this is cartoonish
and silly but there's something mythic about it yeah it feels mythic and historic it and like it's
not supposed to be this ain't like a star wars thing where they've got a crew of like people who are
like no the law in this thing said that this cannot be this way it's kind of just like
well whatever we need it for this movie is just how it works now like mad max the framing is
mad everyone's mad there's unreliable narrators there is this mythic feeling yeah that i think a lot
of people forget the end of fury road when it's it's got like some quote and it's the
first history man like this this is a story being told the movie we're seeing may not be how
actually went down.
Exactly.
But this...
It's like been passed down
vocally through generations.
This is how they're telling it.
And when you look at all of the Mad Max movies
through that lens.
Yeah.
Because they all work that way.
Yeah.
Whereas this movie feels more like a much broader telling of history.
Yeah.
You know, because the span of the movie
isn't like a couple days.
No.
The average Mad Max movie is like just Max experiencing something
for a few days.
Whereas this is like a year's long saga
where there's like power dynamics
and shifting political aspects.
Yeah, it almost turns into like,
you know, like royal
like Renaissance warring type.
Yeah.
And to avoid spoilers,
I guess we won't go into too much detail
because I think like
if you enjoyed Fury Road you need to go and see this movie because it's already like suffering in the box office
you need to support this movie not that surprising to me but yeah I'm just happy selfishly I'm happy
we got it I'm glad we got it um I do think the trailers did a really bad job yeah it was badly advertised
and that's I think part of what I loved about it was I don't know my I wasn't really going into it
expecting a Fury Road.
I don't know.
It was an interesting, like, lack of expectation, but also, like, well, it's still
George Miller writing and directing.
But, like, when I was buying the ticket and stuff, it was like, I don't feel
hyped to see this.
Yeah.
And then when the film began, I was like, hold up, come on.
You're showing this now?
Oh, no, this is really cool, though.
This is a lot of thought put into this.
This is clearly planned out.
And apparently it was, all of it was actually written out.
Alongside Fury Road.
Yeah, yeah.
and like the game that came out
was all like part of this like contract
where the game was supposed to have
George Miller like
involved a bit more but he was just so busy
with his stuff so they based a bunch of
like pre-production work and like comic books and stuff
they'd made and like put into that game
hence why there's this crossover of like certain characters
show up and these names and references to things
yeah there's a moment
where
a character
straight up
from the video game
is in it
and
which I didn't notice
but
I immediately was like
that
that really seems like
this thing
but I feel like
he wouldn't
pay respect to the video game
this much
but it
it was all created
in the same
time
but have you
seen the stuff
about the video game
lately?
what do you mean by that
George Miller in an in an interview
he's a bit sour isn't it
yeah
well because he
they used all this stuff
without his involvement really is
and so he was kind of annoyed that
it kind of robbed some of the things he wanted
in films that are in the game
right which I get
from his yeah
it is his baby
yeah
but he also said he wants
kajima to make a madmax game
oh wow
I don't know if that could was
I'm thinking about that, like, I was talking to you about it outside of recording or whatever, we're like, I kind of want to play that game.
I don't care about like the punchy Arkham nonsense, but like the car stuff looked really cool and the like goblin guy in the back and the, uh...
Yeah, yeah.
The car combat look really cool.
Even the melee combat is like good.
That game is good.
There's just a...
I would have done a few things differently, but I'd like...
I could talk about that for ages.
Yeah.
But the,
the Avalanche, like, head guy
got sour about George Miller's comments.
And I remember hearing that Warner Bros had been,
like, a huge problem for Avalanche.
They just are a huge problem.
Yeah.
Especially in the video game industry.
Oh, yeah.
They're terrible.
What they did to the Arkham team recently.
And Lord of the Rings.
Yeah.
Shadow of War and stuff.
Yeah.
awful yeah like they they wanted um and the this could be incorrect but i remember hearing
around the time it was coming out warner bros were pushing for max in the mad max game
to be an american actor that's right yeah absurd they wanted an america and and it was avalanche
that were like no he needs to be australian yeah like he has to be it it's it's
it's literally point otherwise yeah like that's that's one of the things i love about it so much it has to
have that Aussie identity that you're not going to scam us anymore all this stuff like all this
this certain way of um phrasing things of the kind of cartoonish way they'd speak slightly exaggerated
yeah it's like very quotable in the same way kind of Fury Road is yeah and um I do want to shout
out going back to Furiosa um Chris Hamsworth what the hell man a great surprise one awesome villain
really fleshed out arc
super satisfying
and
yeah
we're just a fleshed out character
I
may be jumping the gun
but it may be
the best villain
a George Miller Mad Max
story he's ever heard
yeah he's of it um
yeah
maybe slightly less
iconic
just visually
but in terms of actual character work
and like yeah
I just feel like it's going to be one of those
kind of Blade Runner 2049
like cult classic
type films
I think it's going to sit well
I think people are just going to consider it
a companion piece
yeah
enriches it
it totally does
yeah I can't wait to see it again
yeah I'm planning on seeing it
again
next weekend
I think.
And I think it's already been announced
towards the end of June
that's coming out on digital
so I'll be able to chuck on that
action seen in the middle whenever I want.
I'd happily do like a marathon
watching Furiosa straight into
that would be a cool.
The movie kind of ends in a way
that just leads straight into Fury Road.
So yeah.
And shout out to the
are they called the History Men?
Is that what they're actually called?
These like Oracle
like, they're like Wikipedia.
people
and there's like working with Chris Hemsworth
he's like covered in tattoos of like history
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and Chris Hemsworth who's like a dumb ass
asks for like oh what does what does this thing mean and the history man
like those concepts and can explain words yeah yeah I thought that was really
cool yeah the just the appreciation for history all around
yeah it's it's a it's a unique world because it's it's flashed out but it makes no sense yeah
because the the timeline is that like max was alive with his family during like the decline of
society yeah but the way everyone's behaving in fury road and furiosa it's like it's been
100 200 years yeah since like the old life is just
just got on history.
So it doesn't really make sense,
but it doesn't matter.
Like, they make it so believable
and everything else is so thoroughly flesh out.
It's got such a unique tone
that makes the suspension of disbelief, like...
Yeah.
Just not matter to me in ways that it might in other movies,
if they are slightly more self-serious
or, like, use green.
screen in a different way there is just this kind of exaggerated nature to it
it's like yeah maybe the short here or there is a bit too like green screen you're
insane but there is something of it is mad like that's the whole idea yeah
like is this even like real is this yeah everything is so manic you you feel like
mad max like you're you're going nuts yeah and it's just so much like fun there are
stakes there's violence but there's like this comedic thing going on um um
You can tell he's worked in animation as well with these penguin movies.
Yeah.
Just with like the way the depth of field is used and like maximizing.
I mentioned this on in the Sardonicars review, but just says that shot early on with a motorbike chase and someone crashes.
And then it cuts and it like shows his legs protruding from the sand.
And it's like in this cartoonish way.
Yeah.
You're just maximizing like the fun of this.
You were just having so much fun.
Everyone is having fun, even though they're apparently horrifying to, like, make.
And, like, Ania Taylor Joy recently is like, yeah, it was horrifying, but, like, everyone really gets it, you know?
They know the tone, they know what George is going for, they believe in him, and it shows.
Yeah, I was quite surprised.
I wasn't expecting it to be that good.
Yeah, I definitely wasn't.
The chariot bikes, the...
Yeah, that's one of the...
With a rig with all these gadgets and it's just so sick.
Yeah, so...
So I didn't know how they could, like, outdo the monster truck,
a Morton Joe's monster truck from...
And they don't is the thing.
I feel like...
They don't even...
They're just scratching a different itch.
Yeah, they just go to a different, like, alley.
Mm-hmm.
And they're just like, like, let's see what's down here.
Yeah, yeah.
And then he's got, like, ten motorbikes, and he's riding him like a chariot.
It's so sick.
Yeah.
Yeah, hell yeah.
Make sure you see it.
Well, you see it on a big screen if you can before it goes,
because this might be the last...
Mad Max film to be honest
he's getting these 80 years old
making these damn things same age as our grandpa
like making these
yeah
who can barely walk with this guy
he's like
yeah
going to the Aussie desert
and making this stuff
it's admirable
I'd like to see one more
I want to see a Mad Max movie
like a sand off
I would love that too
um
because I don't think anyone else could do it
no of course not
oh that would be so sad
someone else making him
it will happen
I bet you it's going to happen in our lifetime.
In our lifetime, perhaps.
Yeah.
I just don't know how many more he has in him.
And how many more times they're going to be willing to give him like $150 million to make another one of these.
But, yeah.
We'll see after these messages.
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I was watching V-sauce the other day
Did you know spaghetti
Is plural
Spaghetti I
Spaghettio is a single one
Spaghetti
You're lying
It's true
You're lying
I know you're lying
When you're done strangling him
Let me have a guy
This is what you're
you get? I'm sorry, sometimes just evil can come out when they're right mixture, you know?
Yeah, everyone's capable. I think everyone is capable. Never forget that. Yeah, that's why you got
to treat everyone with love and respect. You're going to treat everyone with love and respect. Otherwise,
Dobby might get waterboarded. Yeah, or straight up drowned. Yeah, when you waterboard,
Dobby just a little bit too far, you know? You can't die from waterboarding there, right?
You could. How? You can't breathe.
Right?
You can't, it's like
simulating drowning.
Mm.
That's why it works.
So I don't know why all these people
are making such a big deal about it.
Wow, I didn't know that fact about it.
Yeah.
Just being cowards in the end.
Just being little babies.
Yeah.
Oh, I was forced to give information.
You know?
Maybe you shouldn't have had the information.
Welcome to the second half of the car,
so we head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit
where any bloody blighter can go and leave any
bloody query.
I won't argue.
Just like Seneck Docky, 239, who's got a big one, and I'm gonna be honest, I didn't read the whole thing through, so this might be crazy.
Bear with me.
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Thanks for the comment, Jay Peterson.
Yeah, nice one.
I would just say agreed except for the parts where I don't really agree.
I'd say to even approach this comment, you'd have to really break down what, what is meant by accretion.
What do you really mean by the word depot?
What do you mean by the word guy?
Because if we follow through with that prosthesis...
And if we're going there, what do we mean by the word what?
what is what
where do you even begin with the word what
beyond that
when you say what is what
there's a question mark
where does the question mark
originate well you have to look back to the Aztecs
right and even before then
what is defined by letters
which begin with W
where does W come from
and
W is derived from double
two U's. Thank you.
Two U's or is it two Vs?
Two U's. So it looks like two Vs
but double U implies it comes from you
So where does you come from?
Anyway, next question
I would say it comes from Ryan Reynolds's brain
By his gin
By his gin
That's my answer
What's his gin? Aviation gin
Aviation gin
Yeah
let's just say jarmedia we support aviation gin sponsored in spirit yeah not financially hey in spirit
by aviation gin kind of like the cool aviator sunglasses that make us all go yes we're top gun or yes we agree with
toxic masculinity mm did you just say the TM word trademark yeah beep it yeah don't worry it's beeped just like this
word I'm going to say.
Yummy.
Been a long time since I whipped that one out.
Jesus.
It's just one of those evenings.
I just really felt like ripping it out.
Yeah, sometimes you just like, I've been, I've been this way inclined for too long.
Well, speaking about being this way inclined for too long.
No Hajj wrote in with this.
Bear badger, absolutely bizarre anecdote to tell.
I was on a walk by my house the other day and on my way home, I saw a
a 50 to 70 year old looking man wearing more or less full hiking attire.
However, I was completely shocked and bewildered to see that he was wearing a Halo Nightfall
T-shirt.
It was the same design as the main poster slash cover of the show.
What should I think about this?
What could this man's story possibly be?
I had no idea there were even Halo Nightfall fans, let alone elderly English Halo
Nightfall fans.
I don't think I've ever seen someone wearing Halo merch in this country, so I'm shocked.
that this was my first experience.
So for those you don't know,
Halo Nightfall was terrible.
It was awful.
It was like a,
I think it was packed in
with Halo 5.
It was like a TV show
that you had to watch through the Halo channel.
It was pre-Halo 5.
Was it?
Yeah.
Are you sure it wasn't launched at the same time?
I'm pretty sure.
That's the one was locked, right?
You watched it through the Halo channel.
That's all I remember.
It doesn't exist.
I wouldn't have started it if it came out
at the same time. It might have been a Master Chief
Collection thing. Yeah.
It was like in the buildup. You watched
it through the Hilo Channel which no longer exists.
It sucked. It was about
like a bunch of soldiers being stranded
on a moon where hunter worms were trying
to get them. That was the plot.
And the answer to this question
is that this guy
might be homeless and
got it for free. Either homeless
has a grandson who doesn't want
his garbage anymore
or this guy collects
Halo loot crates
Maybe use the job
media
We know for a fact he didn't
Um
Well
Dude
Oh my god
Bix bite hollow says
Subjah
I've just started listening again
After a year long break
So I'm probably a bit out of the loop
But the car seems to be good still
Enjoying the broadcast
Anyways, my question is regarding the up-down album.
On Rate Your Music.com, it was listed, and like the jarmedia takes over letterboxed incident,
it was number one on satire-slush plundafonics slash novelty for a while.
It still has a good score.
Is Alex planning on officially releasing the album on Band Camp or anything like that someday?
Will we hear anything else from the Great Man, Man, Bo Man Cheers?
Well, I've got one for you right now.
This instant
Right now
That's just come to my head
Right
Okay
Poo
Dash we
Dash fart
Two second track
Like an interlude
No
I'm thinking about making a whole album
Of just interludes
They're the best part
Yeah
Screw it
Yeah you cut out the guff
Cut out the guff
Cut out the guff
And go straight to the interlude
Yeah
No more waffle
Just the Mets
me succinct just like just the sinew
the tendons call the album tendons
tendons tendons premises interlude
interlude yeah the whole album you have to release an album
then the interlude album and then an album with no interludes
with no interludes yeah the first album has interludes second album only
interludes third album no interlude the third album is one long interlude
like an hour long interlude
between the interlude
like after the interlude album
so no first album
just interludes like 10
interludes oh okay
second album just the normal album
no interludes
third album
an hour long interlude
the end
just wrap it up
yeah
I might have to cut that
because that's too good of an idea
yeah
beep it
keep it and just beep it
yeah I think I will keep
people can read my lips
do you remember that show
Read my lips.
I don't remember read my lips.
What was it?
Like a dog?
No, it was like a dog.
Basil Brush.
No, like a cartoon dog.
Read my lips.
Like a puppet.
No.
Cartoon dog.
Oh, that weird French show.
Was it French?
Yeah.
Read my lips.
Oh, you're...
A talking dog.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, read my lips.
No, it was watch my chops.
Watch my chops.
Yes.
Yeah, you got it.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Dude.
I haven't thought.
I've watched my chops in 20 years.
Yeah, no one's thought about
watch my chops in a hundred years.
There's like a weird
underground scene
of French animated shows.
There was Watch My Chops, you know, Johnny
Thunder? No, what was it called?
That was Lego. No, no, no, yeah, I'm getting
mixed up. What was it called? It was like...
That was Canadian, the Johnny Test.
Johnny Test, yeah,
or French Canadian, you know.
Yeah, bling, bling, bling, boy.
Bling, Johnny Test.
And Mr. Black and Mr. White
and Mr. White was black and Mr. Black was white.
Did that, was that actually?
Yes.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
That's like a side fight bag.
Yeah.
Well, that's a joke in Red Dead 2 as well.
There's a side quest with Mr. Black and Mr. White or whatever.
And they're the inverse races.
And you've got to pick up, you've got to rip off wanted posters in roads.
Oh.
Oh, is it really?
Yeah, yeah.
That's a classic joke, I suppose.
Pretty funny.
Originated in Johnny Test.
Bling, bling, bling, boy.
Miniature Rani.
Long time Jarlings says, howdy Jail?
Just a request for some recommendations.
What are some of Jarre's favorite album experiences?
I'm talking about those front to back albums that tell a great story
will set a unique and powerful tone like Kid A from Radiohead or the Downward Spiral
by Nine Inch Nail's Bear Bet and Much Love.
What comes to mind?
What immediately jumps into your head?
Uh, obvious.
Huh?
T-Pab.
That is the obvious, yeah.
The, um
We've both been listening to that
Deangelo record.
I think I've been listening to a different one.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
He seems like to have a few kind of reliable.
Yeah.
You could just stick on an album of his
and be, like, just chill.
Mm-hmm.
Is Kid A considered, like, better than him,
Rambors?
So that's like my one.
Um, it's not.
It's not.
It's straight up not.
um it's like stranger
in rainbows
which one
no kiddo
yeah there's definitely stranger
yeah stranger um
I think
I get confused between
kid A and amnesiac
because I
I've listened to them
like together
in the same space of time so they merge
yeah
but kid A I think might have
my favorite
song
of Radiohead
Radiohead's discography of all time
Which?
I think I mentioned it on the last one, if not the one before that
How to Disappear Completely
Yeah, that's a very good song.
Awesome song.
But albums, more obvious ones,
The Dark Side of the Moon.
Mm-hmm.
uh
the first
oh god
dire straits
their first album
is that the blue one
no
because that's another one though
yeah i would consider on that level
whichever that just search dire straits look at their albums
whichever the blue one is like down to the water line
yeah that first song like
yeah yeah you know but it just keeps going
um fire banger
album. Yeah. And albums
that have no skips are just like
Yeah. Hell yeah. Um, by
David Bowie. Ziggie.
Fuck.
Uh,
which is like fascination.
My,
my favorite Bowie album
is, um,
um, I'm blanking hard.
For me, it's like... My brain's really bad for this
sort of shit. Any, yeah, mine is too.
Um, the, any 70s
Bowie, I would say.
Crazy monsters and super creeps.
That, that is my favorite Bowie album.
Really?
It's, yeah, it's phenomenal.
It's like fashion and ashes to ashes.
It's no game.
Ziky's Safe.
Damn.
Hunky Dory.
Which is the, like...
Aladdin's Sane is, like, ridiculously good.
Yeah, station to station, too.
Station to station.
just consistent young Americans that's what I was trying to think young Americans yeah I'm big on that one I do escape across the universe but I just have this thing about Beatles covers I just can't do it um I've got I've been reminded now um and this doesn't like relate what loosely relates to the question but I want to shout out this song um that you'd been listening to recently algorithm by childish Gambina I just want to talk to about it because I haven't
I haven't had a song's lyrics specifically connect to me.
Yeah.
In a way that's like, you were just saying what I've been thinking.
Yeah, and this is stuff he wrote ages again.
Yeah, it's like 2020 album, right?
And it's like a...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, and he's like finally finished it.
Yeah.
And I'm not the biggest childish Gambino.
No, I've never really properly delved into his stuff.
Like I like Redburn and stuff, but who doesn't?
The obvious stuff, yeah, yeah.
And this is America
But I've never really been able to sit through one of his albums
Which kind of applies here
Because in his latest album
It's called like Alta Vista or something
The second song, algorithm
I reached that song in the album
And I was like, I'm just gonna rinse this
It broke
One often has like Ariana Grande and...
Yeah, and I started listening to that and it was like...
It was fine, but it wasn't the same.
I ain't feeling right to me.
But algorithm, god damn.
I was saying to you the other day, like, it feels like...
I know for a fact, Childish Gambino was influenced heavily by...
Yusers.
He loved Kanye.
Yeah.
And specifically, like, there's interviews.
of him talking about Yeezers, like
he, it's, it's kind of
like a punk rock move
by Kanye to just be like, fuck you,
I'm not gonna do what you expect.
It's like industrial, it was heavy.
Yeah, and the first song on
Yeezers, to be fair, like it has
snippets of classic Kanye
like using a
sample, yeah, yeah, and then it
kind of jolts back to this industrial
like thumping sound.
I love industrial stuff, I think it's
yeah, it really grips me.
Um, but Yeezer's, uh, I think, I think just lyrically, goes to places that's like, there's one that's like insane.
It's, I can't hold my liquor, but these holes can't handle me as in. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I've shared a few times with users. Yeah, I, I still listen to it sometimes and I'm like, this, this slapping at the moment, but I can't listen to it all the time.
As algorithm, yeah, fire.
Yeah, erically, um, hits the nail on the head.
Just what he's talking about.
Like, um, supercomputer status walking along the streets, everyone is an addict, stumbling
concrete.
What was the motivation, constant communication?
We're obviously talking about the Pandora's box of the internet and technology.
And it's like, we've just made ourselves guinea pigs.
Yeah.
That's exactly what he's talking about.
What was the motivation, constant communication, everyone want to get chose like Moses.
As in like, getting noticed in the algorithm.
Yeah.
Whatever your thing.
And that kind of baked in ego, you sort of have to have to like want to get noticed in the first place.
I love the line that's like we all want to live forever, but we're all going to die.
And like trying to live forever through your input.
into like social media yeah yeah being noticed i thought also you sell your daughter on that data
stream go finally make a hit now um it's just so applicable yeah um with all these like weird like
like we talk about what's he called like ryan's toy reviews and it's like yeah yeah yeah exactly
what's happening man like all this like weird kids content on ticot and all this weird like
abusive yeah the guy getting his um kid to pretend to be dead in his swimming pool like
Humans don't understand
Humans will sell a lie
Humans got to survive
We know we go and die
Nothing can live forever
You know we're going to try
Yeah
Mm-hmm
Which is exactly that
Potent man
But also it just sounds
Funky
Which is the double entendre
Of like algorithm
And rhythm
Being in the word
Yeah
And it being this really like
Everybody
Move your body
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Good-ass song.
It was a good-ass song.
I've been rinsing that lately.
Nothing to do with that question that may want to talk to you about that.
But, seeing as we're kind of talking about this, this one from past confusion 3-2-3-4 makes sense.
We need the breakdown on Jamie's guru lifestyle of not using social media.
Which ones does he use?
Which ones does he not use using this life-changing adventure?
And which ones should us followers still use?
use, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Letterbox, Spotify, Reddit, TikTok, WhatsApp, Deviant Art, Twitch, Discord gaming, console accounts.
Even more places I forgot to mention, we need to know, as collective, what he still uses, what he no longer and what he never, so use, so use aspiring apprentices, can't follow in the right path.
God, I can't read her now.
I, uh, I, I, I, I, I don't do these things to be followed in doing these things.
Mm-hmm.
Um.
But what do you use?
You use you.
Well, I kind of don't want to say because like, like, do, do use the ones you want, you actually want to use and don't use the ones that you feel like you shouldn't?
Um, I'm not doing it because it's like universally the right thing.
I do it because I feel like it's the best thing for me.
So, fuck you.
You know.
So YouTube.
Yeah, use YouTube and WhatsApp
Mine is, yeah
But I don't
I don't see it as like
If you use Instagram
You're a fucking little worm
You're a worm who waste your life
It's like I still waste my life on YouTube
But like
The
The grip that
Like Instagram had on me
The grip I know TikTok would
Yeah
Because that algorithm is like
Perfect huh
Yeah
yeah um yeah i and twitter when i when i found myself like looking at the people spewing their opinions out
and the hatred i felt i was like this doesn't help me at all yeah because like it what i can argue
with them which will just set both of us more securely in our perspectives um i can do nothing
and just get annoyed by it.
Or I can not see it.
And then no one suffers.
Yeah.
Twitter's the one.
I feel like
I would need to kick to improve my life.
But I can't do it.
I feel like especially now,
because everything I hear about it is anecdotal.
Dead body is gone.
Yeah.
It sounds.
like a hellscape.
That's what, yeah.
Until like a week ago,
something just changed in the algorithm
and then for me it's just like
kind of genuinely funny memes.
But even then, that's just,
it's just brain rot, you know?
You don't need it.
Yeah.
The interesting thing with the algorithm
is that it shows you more
of what you already pay attention to.
Yeah.
So, intentional or not,
like for me on YouTube shorts,
So I found that I kept getting like Christian and Islamic videos, like appealing to Christians.
What were you looking at?
Why was it?
I wasn't looking up anything, but when like the odd Christian debate or like Islam debate would come up, I'd watch the whole thing.
So then it was like, oh, then it thinks you want.
Oh, this guy likes, this guy, he's a Muslim.
Or this guy, he's a Christian.
This guy is a Christian Muslim
So it just started showing me both
Both sides
And I was like
It got to a point
Because I do find like those discussions interesting
But then it gets to a point where
Like the stuff you're seeing
Is like
Is so extreme
That can even happen though
When it's not even something religious
Like gym content
Yeah yeah
Yeah
You start seeing crazy stuff
Yeah
And it's like trying to sell you some...
Oh yeah, it's always trying to sell you.
Products and...
That's actually the thing that stops TikTok from being addictive to me
because every three scrolls is an ad.
And they're so good at making the content...
The ads look like content.
Yeah.
Well, YouTube has started doing this thing
where it doesn't show that it's an ad
until like a few seconds in.
Yeah.
And a lot of ads know this.
So they make it look like,
oh, this is just one of those videos.
where someone like approaches someone on the street it's like an evolution of the attempt at the don't skip this ad thing that used to be a big mainstream yeah yeah remember that it's much smarter now yeah yeah it's way more like let's just make this look real let's make it look like it's actually a video it's genuine kind of freaky because uh I think advertisement is evil hmm I think the the concept is heinous and I think the the way
it's moving is like advertisement is the difference between an advert and just content and reality to a point is blurring yeah yeah like uh you can't even buy tv now without there being an ad module like built in it's like just another way to deliver ads to you yeah and everything is about ads because now like uh prime has ads unless you pay more yeah um
Which I'm not going to fucking do.
Yeah.
They're, they're everywhere.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that genuinely works as a...
Just a way for...
to put me off.
Every now, like...
As long as I'm not...
If I don't open the TikTok app, I'm good.
You know?
Once you've opened it,
it just...
Oh, half an hour's gone.
Yeah.
Sorry.
And I will only open it maybe if I'm like on the toilet or something.
That's one I can put my hand up and say I don't really have an issue with.
Unlike YouTube or I just feel like, I don't know.
Have we just psychologically just changed to the point where I just feel like I always need constant simulation.
I always need music.
I always need a podcast.
I always need something.
like do you play music in the in the shower or the bath or like when do you actually like stop like take a second like you're walking somewhere you're not listening to music you're not listening to it when was the last time you've actively not done that and is there any is there necessarily anything inherently wrong with that I don't think there's something inherently wrong
with it but I do think it's a problem to need it
but how do you find that line
if it's not a problem then what's the line of like when is it too much
it's probably too much
but then what we're supposed to do we're like going back to the
Gambino song about like we are guinea pigs we've just opened
this Pandora's box of like the most addictive
entertainment source ever created
fueled by ads
Yeah
Like
You can't really
You can't go unabomber mode really
I mean you can
You could but like who's actually doing that
You don't have to do the like bombing bit
But yeah you could
But like it's such an inconvenience
I don't know what the out is
Well, it's like, it's a regular occurrence now when you go to, especially in cities, you sit down in a restaurant, it's like, yeah, the menu's on your phone.
Just scan this QR code.
That's fine.
It's more, like, do you have those moments when you're scrolling through, whichever thing you scroll through, the Infinite Scroll, the Doom Scroll, and, like, you go back to not having consciousness?
it's just like pure lizard brain like it's pure you're only experiencing that thing and then
you come back and you're like i i haven't thought for yeah 20 minutes you're just like
distract and then you're like oh shit you're in the goon zone yeah yeah that's the goon zone
i do you have a rule though where um i just made this like rule in my head where
the second you get pissed off you close it um so that that actually
does help.
You're scrolling, scrolling, you're starting the
doom scroll, it's starting to begin. The bowler's
been pushed off the hill and it's starting to roll.
Yeah. Then as long as you have
that fortitude, the second you get pissed off now.
You're not going to play
me right now. Yeah.
You're not going to play you. I'm going to close this.
Yeah.
I don't know, man. It's crazy.
Because, man, I had this
moment the other day. I was walking pastily.
And I don't know if like kids are off school right now or whatever, but they're like kids playing in playground.
They all had their phones out making TikToks.
They must have been five, six years old.
And there was this like mad little boy who reminded me of, I'm going to say a name of like a kiddie that's going to trigger a memory for you.
Nathaniel.
He was Nathaniel vibes, like giving off this crazy.
energy and he like he shouted something so insane I had to write it down because I was just
like so taken aback like in the moment like he said yeah I don't need to get my phone it was
I'm gonna he screamed and he wasn't being serious he's five years old he was like I'm gonna kill
you and then he screamed I'm gonna chop you up into sushi me um I was like what my sushi
it's like a Japanese dish right
like
like sushi
yeah
I was like what
is he just like really middle class
yeah
how does he know what sushi me
I didn't even know what sushi me is
yeah
but there was
oh it makes me sound so old
but like
seeing a five year old with an iPhone
and he was like filming like a leaf
moving in the wind or whatever
I was just like
your brain is
fucking fried and I know it
like
you didn't have a chance
you've just been handed a brick of
cocaine
yeah
yeah and from that perspective
I kind of understand
my parents
our parents
like
trepidation with video games
because it was like this
but what was extra fucked about
that situation was that
the generational
divide in the way technology suddenly
appeared
where we actually understood the technology
better than our parents
so they didn't even know what rules to enforce
because they didn't even know what the technology was capable of
but we did
yeah
so how is someone who doesn't understand
it supposed to enforce how
younger people are supposed to engage
with it
yeah because now
there's like a problem with
literacy
with technology
where people don't know
how to use it. We were in the lucky era
where like we were taught
these sort of ICT skills
because of phones and smartphones
and tablet design where
everything is supposed to be
extremely simplified,
easy to use
those types of skills like how to install
programs, how to code
anything, how to just set up
the basic PC or whatever.
Yeah.
It's kind of dying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The, the counter to that is like,
it's just fucking Google it.
Like, but Google's kind of like ruin now.
It's just Cora.
Have you noticed that?
Cora.
It's this weird, it's kind of like Yahoo!
Um,
because they've got such good search engine optimization.
Whenever you search anything,
it's always,
which is Kora threads.
Which is just like random people
just like contributing in
these questions.
The people who actually like contribute
and answer stuff
in forums. They're saints.
They're genuine.
Or are they psychos? Because I remember
I used to like Yahoo! Answers and there was some
psychos. No, I mean the people who like
get the answer. You know when you have a PC
problem and you're like searching
forum, forum, forum, forum. And then there's
like the guy who's figured it out
and not only has he figured it out
but he's found that
question and answered it
but there is nothing worse
than when you have a specific like PC
or software problem I know what you're gonna say
find the thread where the question's been asked
but there's no responses
no when there are like 10 responses
and they're all like yeah me too
why are you even saying that
the question's been asked
you add nothing by doing that
yeah yeah
but yeah those people you figure out
god bless them
yeah they are a type of saint
the help at the
hamburger helpers out there
you know what I'm saying
yeah
well I save this one till last bro
um
because I don't
I don't like just making the show
point to see political
because it's not really that funny normally
this is a little bit funny
uh John Frome's poopie
can take us away
Thoughts on the Tories wanting to have mandatory military service unless you're rich and can pay a fine
I often think Australia is a shithole but then I hear of some
truly nightmarish news come out of either the UK or USA and I think it's not so bad
So it was a couple weeks ago now like Rishi came out our Prime Minister
Rishy Sunaq came out in the rain
And announced just out of the blue that
I guess there's going to be a general election on an independence day.
Yeah, yeah.
How funny is that?
Awesome, embarrassing, like, in the loop moment of Rishi out there in the rain.
His probably like $2,000, $2,000 suit getting, like, drenched.
No one comes out with an umbrella to help him.
Someone starts blasting some song from the 90s.
Things can only get better.
The song's called.
it's just like
oh this is a sitcom shit right here
and then if that's not enough
in and of itself
dropping this idea that like
yep we're going to bring back the National Service
if we win
oh you know what you changed my mind
with that
like what
yeah
I feel um
are they like trying to
sandbag themselves
maybe they're doubling down on that
old person vote because
they're going to be like
yeah young people should die
you know
yeah like what I've got to lose I'm past the
the age yeah like I
it's not going to happen to me
you know so I'll vote for them
I'm probably safe yeah and and like I just
hate young people
because like yeah you gotta hate people
protect what's yours yeah and then
blame them eating avocados for it
yeah yeah they need toughening up
stay tofu and
yeah so go and invade somewhere and die
that'll teach you
yeah
that would do it
that would sort of it
yeah
so it's gonna be a crazy year
yeah so we
we might be enlisted in some
war
no I just say I got a boo boo boo
my brain boo boo is a bit sore
I can't do it
yeah sorry
what's a good out brain booby no i i feel like if stuff gets serious enough they'll be like fuck
your brain booby hmm brain booboo beside you gotta go yeah you'll just meet you know cut your leg off
or something apparently that was a thing when they started um like getting people for the
the ukraine war like russia oh yeah the videos of like
Russians, like, breaking his legs.
Like, the most searched thing was, like, how to break your leg.
Yeah, yeah.
On Google.
That's dark.
Yeah.
So we got that.
We got...
It's just going to be quite a challenged year, it feels like.
Yeah, I think...
I don't want to be too doomer, but I feel like some big thing is on the horizon.
Yeah.
I don't know if I...
Like touch wood.
I don't know if I really want to...
want to go to America um for like a year or so yeah just like it's stuff's popping off in
America there's stuff in um everywhere else uh well like France and America have both
said they'll send ground troops into Ukraine if Russia pushes beyond certain points and
it's like okay so that kind of becomes a big deal and then they like that like that
That could just go, and to be honest, if, even if the Tories don't get in,
I could see, like, national service being a thing either way.
Yeah, it would be interesting to see how that plays out if it's even, like,
because, like, you know, it's different to World War I, you know, where it's like,
Oh, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go, like, do our country proud, Governor.
Yeah, the way you could kind of control the.
message, you know.
Yeah, whereas all it takes is one dude out there
with an iPhone. Yeah, no
just no one believes anything anymore.
Yeah, yeah. But also the reality
of, like, the brutality
of war, especially
like modern war. Oh, look, there's, there's like
a fucking flying robot in the sky.
There's a robot dog
with a tarot. Yeah,
the robot dog,
flame throw of a fucking machine gun.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess Black Ups too, back to the Black Ops topic, like the walking tanks and stuff, might be real.
I see, yeah, just lean into Black Ups 6, put the horse blinders on and just bloody goon.
Yeah, make the most of it while you can.
I'm going to be gooning on destiny in a few days time, now I'm gone, you know.
I might, um, hmm, what can I gain?
Red Dead Mods
Yeah
Someone even messaged me
I think it was this morning
While I was doing a poop
And they were like
Come on man
I got a suggestion for this video
But also come on man
Like destiny's never gonna change
Just stop dude
I replied
I was just like man
I'm just sunken cause fallacy
I can't
I can't stop now
Yeah
You're the most sunken of all
I'm in the sunken place
That's what destiny
he's like at this point, you know, just so I'm there.
Let me go.
Well, bro, any final uplifting little moments
before we wrap this guy up?
Yeah, stick around when you want to hear us review Black Ops 6.
We're going to stay on top of the new schedule regarding Call of Duty.
We're going to be chasing the reveal stream and the reveal date,
and we're going to be chasing the drop date,
and we're going to be checking out what's happening with Warzone.
they're dropping any leaks, any little deets, any small little easter eggs.
Maggie T, expansion pack.
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
So stick around, like, comment, subscribe.
If you've got any sick Red Dead mods, leave it in a comment.
That's my new thing.
Yeah, I mean, just stay real, fams.
Stay real.
grab a club
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beat up
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