JAR Media Posdact - 2 Birds, SEVERAL Stones - Brocast #9

Episode Date: June 3, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter...: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:52 Housekeeping 13:20 Call of Duty Black Ops 6 is Here and Alex Melts Down 17:32 Gushing About Furiosa 35:14 Mid Break 36:56 Question Segment: Jordan Peterson Writes in About Deadpool 6 41:02 Old Man Wearing Something Unusual 43:00 More Man 46:37 Album Experiences 55:11 Jim's Guru lifestyle 1:09:39 Rishi in the Rain

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Starting point is 00:00:00 That loiter is so fire No, it's... Her choo-choo, motherfucker. Yeah. Those bloody fucks over at corporate. Those fucking bloodies over at corporate. Always getting bloody, always getting bloody. With their memos, with their faxes, with all of it.
Starting point is 00:00:26 Their bureaucracy. The bureaucracies. All of them. it, weighing it down. Maybe something should do someone about it. Here, here. Here, here. When in Rome? Or when in gay Paris? Never in gay Paris.
Starting point is 00:00:51 I can bloody drink to that. Why does it always sound so goofy to just say bloody? bloody if you put bloody in like really unnecessarily I think it implies a a slight misunderstanding of the English language is that what you take away from it
Starting point is 00:01:11 yeah because there's there's that video of the two guys arguing they're like road ridge oh the classic you fucking bloody you fucking bloody that's one of the best videos ever yeah rocks yeah because it like it
Starting point is 00:01:26 it it it proves that it doesn't matter it doesn't matter what like the words themselves it's like as long as it's just like the intention is that yeah how you say it yeah yeah so like they're getting it wrong but they're using it right it's the thought that counts it's the emotion that yeah yeah and it's 100% emotion well speaking of 100% emotion good afternoon morning evening or night ladies and gentlemen to one and welcome to broadcast nine as I count it one, three, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Starting point is 00:02:02 Nine. I'm your host Alex, joined by Jim. Nine. And before we get too deep into the show, just got to make sure we shout out those patrons over at the journal media. Patreon. Or those patrons over at Patreon. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:02:14 Hmm. Huh? Um, we'll get their names read out in the first or second week of each month. We're recording this. Is this the, oh, it's actually the first today. So we won't do it this one. We'll do it in the next one. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:02:27 But yeah, get your, goofy names read if you're a debiterer above get access to the JAR Media group chat too which gave us a couple of suggestions for this episode and you also make the audio versions of the show possible
Starting point is 00:02:41 and just the show possible to be honest which is always awesome always fresh hmm you're not very awesome stuff to talk about but not too much before we get into that housekeeping when we round out those conversations from the previous episode
Starting point is 00:02:56 and there was some tantalizing stuff in there some thought-provoking what's a good word epic epicness a thought-provoking provoking epicness sort of
Starting point is 00:03:14 swashing over the comments well the Robert de Giorno 8690 can get started here it's very funny hearing them talk about the YouTuber cameos in Smiling Friends
Starting point is 00:03:31 now with the nostalgia critic cameo last night so obviously this was left about a week ago do you know about this in season two of Smiling Friends there is a nostalgia critic cameo which is awesome of course that rocks
Starting point is 00:03:47 and a long running like only plays like gag yeah that belongs and on that note there was this weird tweet going around that was like I don't know if they're like a big nostalgia critic fan or what but it was like
Starting point is 00:04:02 yeah it was a screenshot of the frame of the critic in Smiling Friends and the tweet was something like yeah I bet the Sardonicast guys are reeling now I bet they're upset
Starting point is 00:04:17 I was just like well did they think you were beefing with the critic and it's like what but like the The running gag is a reference to the only play is critic stuff. I don't... Right.
Starting point is 00:04:35 I don't know. It's just weird. Is this because of his The Wall stuff? What does Sardonicast have to do with the nostalgia critic? I guess... I know Rouse made a few videos on like, you know, those team-up movies with Angry Joe and the whole channel and some crew and that lot. So I guess that counts as a slight.
Starting point is 00:04:55 I guess our wall video. um yeah Adam and I were in the the fair use stuff we bet we were both on channel also yeah yeah yeah so maybe that's what they're referring to I don't I don't know what
Starting point is 00:05:09 the way people view these things is like it's quite like charged yeah they're just I think maybe ever since the end of the the Kendrick Drake beef people are just looking for it elsewhere
Starting point is 00:05:24 you know So I guess you better get that pen working Cream Jerry Cream has a conspiracy To kind of manifest Did anyone ever notice that the fake teacher jarling And the evil jarling have similar Reddit names Fake teacher jarling Chris P. Bacon And the evil jarling Chris Peacock
Starting point is 00:05:49 Pretty suspicious if you ask me Is there any truth of this or is this pure conspiracy Hey correlation isn't causation Apart from sometimes when you want it to be But you know what they say Two in the bush equals four in the hand Is this four in the hand or two in the bush
Starting point is 00:06:12 Depends which angle you're looking at it from Or is this a two bird type thing Two bird double stone You know birds so big you probably need one stone each That's kind of what I'm I'm thinking, you know, big birds, like emus even, cassowaries. Yeah, you'd definitely need a stone each, maybe even, maybe even two, multiple stones each. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:35 So it's what? Maybe two birds, multiple stones. Two birds, at least four stones. Two burns, at least four stones. Let's just simplify that to multiple, you know, because you might need more than four. Should we say several? Because multiple is good, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:52 That implies a handful. Two birds, several stones. Well, several means anything more than like two It doesn't mean literally more than seven No It means two or more, yeah Two or more It could be three things
Starting point is 00:07:05 And so you say I've got a couple I've got a couple of And then anything above Yeah, several I have several Hmm I guess I'd never thought about that Yeah, it's quite irritating
Starting point is 00:07:17 It's very irritating Because I always assumed it was to do with seven But it's not It's nothing to do with seven We briefly mentioned last episode how it's kind of standard practice in like a lot of American service jobs that you're not allowed to sit down and Jack 3136 wrote in saying this I work in a card factory the shop not a factory that makes cards in Essex we can't sit outside of lunch breaks and being
Starting point is 00:07:43 an understaffed shop I often can't sit on my lunch break either it's a 1.5 mile walk to work which is around 25 minutes and I work from 845 a.m. to 5.45 p.m. So I'm up at 5.30 a.m. standing for 9 hours plus 15 minutes of walking, three miles total. So for most days of the week, I'm on my feet for 10 hours a day. So it ain't just America, huh? Hmm. That highlights some important aspects. I'll say it highlights plenty of important aspects. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:16 But as always, it depends. The angle on which you view it. Well, yeah. I think the one thing to say is that, hey, at least you, you're going to be, like, pretty healthy. Mm. You know? The silver lining. Yeah. You know?
Starting point is 00:08:30 Yeah. You know? Yeah. On my, on my Robo watch, it tracks how long I stand everything. I've got, like, my daily requirement is 12 hours of standing. So I try to stand a lot in the day. Damn, damn straight. But, yeah, I don't think it's something you should want to do, not be forced to do.
Starting point is 00:08:54 Are you? I'm not defending card factory here. The factories of cards or the shop that sells cards and other partying supplies. What do you think? This is Moon Pig? You think this is a... Moon Pig, they probably sit because it's all online. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:09:13 Someone's got to be sending those cards to Mama. To Papa? To Grandma. To Grandpapa? Great Grandmama? Grand-grand-papa? I've got that hardcore portrait now of great-grandma
Starting point is 00:09:29 A portrait? Have you not seen it? I don't think so From the chaotic trip to Wales It was one of the things That was given to me by a grandfather It's like an ancient photograph
Starting point is 00:09:42 Not literally ancient, just an old one How do we get here? What are we doing? I don't know What are we doing? Well, I guess for this one bro I'm going to need you to double up and hold this guy okay just for a moment because I go read this one I'm gonna say
Starting point is 00:10:02 the name I was re-watching old jar videos and it made me sad because Alex was so hot before he got all fat oh you talk to your mother with our mouth anyway now's the time where we normally have a snack break um give me a second I've got to get another angle too. Okay, this is gonna be hardcore. Right, ready? Maybe make it a bit ASMR for the family. Snakes right here.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Ready? Sorry if I make a mess, guys. Normally we edit this out. Don't worry, I'll edit it out. Mmm. These are good. You ever had these? What are they? Oh no, it looks like a mix, but I try that one.
Starting point is 00:10:55 They look like a little pasta. Mmm, we do look like pasta, they kind of taste that pasta, they're real good. Hmm. Hang on. Oh, it's like a little snack mix. Mmm, no, look at it. These ones look like wagon wheels, look. Have one of these.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Oh, a wagon wheel one? Are they all the same flavor, or do they vary? They kind of have the same flavor, but they got different textures. That's kind of the fun of it, you know? Mm. Hold on, nearly done. Oh, a whole chunk of cigar. chunk of cigar just fell into my mouth while eating that one.
Starting point is 00:11:24 That's quite... I just love these wheels. Yeah, the wheels are good. Do you like the Penae Pasta type? I like to drink chocolate milk through them. I'm sorry, audio listeners, this must be horrible, but... It's kind of a new thing we've introduced, a little snack break. These are the pastas, Jim was on a bit.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Pene pasta type. This would be the last one. Yeah, I drink chocolate milk through these guys. I'm going to hook a brother up with one more. Okay, I'll give you one. That's fair. What do you want? Wacking wheel. Do you want a panay pasta?
Starting point is 00:11:53 I haven't had one of these. Oh. What about one of these? Yeah, that looks more like some sort of nut. Looks like a flower or a seed or something. Mm. Hell yeah. Mm, I really needed that.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Cheers. Let me just smoke on this Stokey for a second. Well, was I? What were we talking about? Snacks? I love snacks. Yeah, I like snacks. See, I often, um... I don't have breakfast.
Starting point is 00:12:37 I don't have lunch. I just have snacks. You know? I don't even have dinner. I only snack. Yeah. Because everyone's like, oh, snacking's bad for you. Well, what if it's all I do? You know? You know?
Starting point is 00:12:51 do it. You know, sheep do it. They eat grass. Well, yeah, they never stop. That's all they do. All they do is snack. Mm-hmm. And you're telling me that in nature, it's unhealthy to snack. Exactly. In nature. All throughout nature, everything is snacking. Wherever they can.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Well, you know what, bro? Yeah. Speaking of snacks. Yeah. I just... Something happened to me this morning. that just made me kind of stop for a minute and just feel like
Starting point is 00:13:24 I needed to just just chill you know do you have any clue what I mean no look I was listening to some it was like a podcast they were talking about like
Starting point is 00:13:35 this latest I can't even remember what they call it where PlayStation they talk about all these releases and games or whatever before that there was a reference to the new call of duty right? Call of Duty Blackop 6 Yeah
Starting point is 00:13:51 On this podcast I was listening to They were like talking about The new Call of Duty blackop six And all I was thinking about In my mind was like This shit is like a parody of itself Yeah It makes me think of like
Starting point is 00:14:06 You know back to the future too We sent to the future And they're playing like Jaws 9 or whatever Yeah Yeah And it's like how absurd this reality is Yeah It's like the 16th Call of Duty
Starting point is 00:14:17 Blackop 6 If not more Yeah It's just like Can we Can we just agree As a collective Just to like
Starting point is 00:14:27 Put the brakes on for a minute You know This isn't even about Call the Duty This is about more than that It's just like As a culture Can we just like
Starting point is 00:14:36 Put the brakes on Just have a Stoge And just relax Well you're not excited Well of course I got my pre-order in But you know what I mean Yeah
Starting point is 00:14:47 Um, no, I'm pretty hyped. You're hyped? Yeah. You're on the crack train. Maggie Thatcher was in it. What? She was in the trailer. She was in like the reveal for the reveal trailer.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Like a zombie's character. They released a trailer for the trailer and a clip of it was Maggie Thatcher being like, I'm a bad person. Everybody just want to lay it out there. Is she a zombie's boss? No, she's just like a person in the campaign. Which is going to be fire, yeah. I can't remember.
Starting point is 00:15:14 It's been a very long time since I watched or played. the original black ops I remember like in zombies you could play as Nixon right Nixon Kennedy McNamara and Castro those are the four but what about any actual campaign of it
Starting point is 00:15:32 did they have any of these was Nixon in it you aim a cold war wasn't it you aim a pistol at Kennedy's head at one point it's so out of pocket and it's kind of implied that Mason maybe killed him
Starting point is 00:15:43 you know the other guy was just the full guy. Right. Hmm. But that, I guess, didn't. I know,
Starting point is 00:15:52 I know the reality is that, like, they were just going to keep making them forever until they stopped making money. And that's just how everything works. But why was it, what was it about Caller Duty Black Op 6
Starting point is 00:16:05 that stood out to me in that way that was just like, let's just take a breath, you know? Can we just put a pause on it and, like, play catch up, you know? I got lots of Caller Jutis to get to.
Starting point is 00:16:16 Yeah. I'm just out of the loop. Like, I think it's because they put a number on this one. You know, because the previous Black Ups was Black Ops Cold War.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Which was technically Black Ops, what, five? I guess. That's what I'm trying to work out because I don't know what Black Ops... Black Ups 4 was... Was that the one without a campaign? And Black Ups 3 was the one with like the...
Starting point is 00:16:41 I honestly, I lost... I stopped paying attention MW3, I think. no no the one with the dog ghosts yeah see I can't even keep it straight when I'm like yeah I think most people kind of stop paying attention though
Starting point is 00:16:56 but um you say that but they sell it millions and millions and millions of copies yeah but nobody pays attention you know it's just like going through the motions it's just like the new issue of playboy you just get it you know yeah you just can't help but get it
Starting point is 00:17:11 yeah because you're reading it for the articles yeah you've given up on the interesting human beings. Yeah, yeah. They're interesting human beings. Of Playboy. BM.
Starting point is 00:17:26 I kind of want to just, I've got no natural segue to this, but I did want to talk to you about Furiosa. Because we, in the gap of us last recording, we saw it in IMEX. We did. On the same day,
Starting point is 00:17:42 we recorded the three hour long Red Dead 2 as they say So that's in the works It's recorded now It's going to take me a while to put together Some other stuff I've got going on But I've got like the intro down
Starting point is 00:17:58 I showed you that I think it's going to be a nice video I think it's going to be a nice juicy video I think it's going to be nice I think it's yeah That's the word to describe it nice It's a little bit nice Pleasant
Starting point is 00:18:12 A little bit juicy It's going to be nice Just put your headphones in you sit down for three hours and you just unwind yeah you kind of like bugs bunny sit in a hammock and get all twisted up type thing but speaking of unwinding it's kind of like the opposite sort of feeling to furioso which is a non-stop action romp in the craziest Aussie universe known as mad max um it's a it's a jar I guess meme at this point
Starting point is 00:18:47 like how much you love specifically the Mad Max films George Miller in general it's been 10 years since Fury Road what did you think I initially felt conflicted
Starting point is 00:19:04 because it wasn't at all what I was expecting I was so happy to experience that yeah little did I know that was that was the perfect thing because if the movie just tried to replicate what, um, Fury Road didn't even seem like that was even on the board at all. Like, let's outdo Fury Road. It seemed like, no, let's enrich Fury Road. Yeah. Yeah. I, it, I'm going to be honest, it, it blew my mind. Like, I, I wasn't as
Starting point is 00:19:36 moment to moment into it as I was Fury Road. I wasn't, um, bouncing in the cinema seat, like, with just overwhelmed with pure hype what are they going to do next well yeah well to be honest bro i kind of was at certain points yeah like no spoilers but there's it there's an action sequence towards the middle of the movie which i thought was incredible yeah 15 months long um it's straight up 15 minutes long um and i thought that was like yes you haven't done that kind of thing yet you're exploring like a different space like almost literally straight up this
Starting point is 00:20:17 this rocks yeah and it kind of felt like we we took Fury Road to a certain point this is like one area where like I could do the same thing yeah
Starting point is 00:20:35 and just flash it out in a different way and yeah that moment I was like ooh boy but I feel like the film itself had set me up to not expect more of that type of thrill it was giving me
Starting point is 00:20:55 like different satisfying yeah because it's way more ambitious with a plot and it's like spread over years and years whereas the Fury Road plot is extremely linear you know yeah whereas I feel like
Starting point is 00:21:10 if you're going into this film expecting like Anya Taylor Joy being furious her story for a lot of it a big like chunk of the movie is following a different character
Starting point is 00:21:30 basically she's like a long for the ride yeah and he he likes to he's kind of like Denisville nerve where he doesn't really like dialogue that much so we try and write things or structure things in a way where it can just lean on the visual storytelling,
Starting point is 00:21:46 which is, you know, the unique thing about filmmaking. So the Furiosa character, I need Taylor Joy, and the kid who's in it for like the first hour or whatever. Yeah, or even like the first half of the whole movie. It's pretty much a silent protagonist. She'll speak here and there when absolutely necessary, but yeah, I love that choice. I feel like it's a...
Starting point is 00:22:12 You could watch the movie with, like, dialogue turned off and still know what is happening. Yeah. And some people might hear that as a negative, but I think it's wholly a positive, especially with, like, the, what they're actually juggling, the, the post-apocalyptic politics. Yeah. And the fact that it's all thought through, and to me, it felt. like it perfectly worked with Fury Road. Uh-huh. Like going to,
Starting point is 00:22:48 you're quite, you're more familiar, I should say, with Fury Road, where they're talking about Gastown. They're talking about, what's the gun one, bullet?
Starting point is 00:22:56 Bullet Farm. Bullet farm. Um, and I really loved how they, like, visually explore these settings. Yeah. Um,
Starting point is 00:23:07 and use them as like, they're like forts. There's the, you know, the kind of Trojan horse. scene and all this kind of stuff going on um just building up the well building uh the motor of oil and the flamethrower cannons and like the i don't just riding that line of like this is cartoonish and silly but there's something mythic about it yeah it feels mythic and historic it and like it's
Starting point is 00:23:32 not supposed to be this ain't like a star wars thing where they've got a crew of like people who are like no the law in this thing said that this cannot be this way it's kind of just like well whatever we need it for this movie is just how it works now like mad max the framing is mad everyone's mad there's unreliable narrators there is this mythic feeling yeah that i think a lot of people forget the end of fury road when it's it's got like some quote and it's the first history man like this this is a story being told the movie we're seeing may not be how actually went down. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:24:11 But this... It's like been passed down vocally through generations. This is how they're telling it. And when you look at all of the Mad Max movies through that lens. Yeah. Because they all work that way.
Starting point is 00:24:23 Yeah. Whereas this movie feels more like a much broader telling of history. Yeah. You know, because the span of the movie isn't like a couple days. No. The average Mad Max movie is like just Max experiencing something for a few days.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Whereas this is like a year's long saga where there's like power dynamics and shifting political aspects. Yeah, it almost turns into like, you know, like royal like Renaissance warring type. Yeah. And to avoid spoilers,
Starting point is 00:25:03 I guess we won't go into too much detail because I think like if you enjoyed Fury Road you need to go and see this movie because it's already like suffering in the box office you need to support this movie not that surprising to me but yeah I'm just happy selfishly I'm happy we got it I'm glad we got it um I do think the trailers did a really bad job yeah it was badly advertised and that's I think part of what I loved about it was I don't know my I wasn't really going into it expecting a Fury Road. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:25:40 It was an interesting, like, lack of expectation, but also, like, well, it's still George Miller writing and directing. But, like, when I was buying the ticket and stuff, it was like, I don't feel hyped to see this. Yeah. And then when the film began, I was like, hold up, come on. You're showing this now? Oh, no, this is really cool, though.
Starting point is 00:25:58 This is a lot of thought put into this. This is clearly planned out. And apparently it was, all of it was actually written out. Alongside Fury Road. Yeah, yeah. and like the game that came out was all like part of this like contract where the game was supposed to have
Starting point is 00:26:15 George Miller like involved a bit more but he was just so busy with his stuff so they based a bunch of like pre-production work and like comic books and stuff they'd made and like put into that game hence why there's this crossover of like certain characters show up and these names and references to things yeah there's a moment
Starting point is 00:26:34 where a character straight up from the video game is in it and which I didn't notice but
Starting point is 00:26:42 I immediately was like that that really seems like this thing but I feel like he wouldn't pay respect to the video game this much
Starting point is 00:26:53 but it it was all created in the same time but have you seen the stuff about the video game lately?
Starting point is 00:27:04 what do you mean by that George Miller in an in an interview he's a bit sour isn't it yeah well because he they used all this stuff without his involvement really is and so he was kind of annoyed that
Starting point is 00:27:17 it kind of robbed some of the things he wanted in films that are in the game right which I get from his yeah it is his baby yeah but he also said he wants kajima to make a madmax game
Starting point is 00:27:31 oh wow I don't know if that could was I'm thinking about that, like, I was talking to you about it outside of recording or whatever, we're like, I kind of want to play that game. I don't care about like the punchy Arkham nonsense, but like the car stuff looked really cool and the like goblin guy in the back and the, uh... Yeah, yeah. The car combat look really cool. Even the melee combat is like good. That game is good.
Starting point is 00:27:59 There's just a... I would have done a few things differently, but I'd like... I could talk about that for ages. Yeah. But the, the Avalanche, like, head guy got sour about George Miller's comments. And I remember hearing that Warner Bros had been,
Starting point is 00:28:15 like, a huge problem for Avalanche. They just are a huge problem. Yeah. Especially in the video game industry. Oh, yeah. They're terrible. What they did to the Arkham team recently. And Lord of the Rings.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Yeah. Shadow of War and stuff. Yeah. awful yeah like they they wanted um and the this could be incorrect but i remember hearing around the time it was coming out warner bros were pushing for max in the mad max game to be an american actor that's right yeah absurd they wanted an america and and it was avalanche that were like no he needs to be australian yeah like he has to be it it's it's it's literally point otherwise yeah like that's that's one of the things i love about it so much it has to
Starting point is 00:29:02 have that Aussie identity that you're not going to scam us anymore all this stuff like all this this certain way of um phrasing things of the kind of cartoonish way they'd speak slightly exaggerated yeah it's like very quotable in the same way kind of Fury Road is yeah and um I do want to shout out going back to Furiosa um Chris Hamsworth what the hell man a great surprise one awesome villain really fleshed out arc super satisfying and yeah
Starting point is 00:29:34 we're just a fleshed out character I may be jumping the gun but it may be the best villain a George Miller Mad Max story he's ever heard yeah he's of it um
Starting point is 00:29:50 yeah maybe slightly less iconic just visually but in terms of actual character work and like yeah I just feel like it's going to be one of those kind of Blade Runner 2049
Starting point is 00:30:08 like cult classic type films I think it's going to sit well I think people are just going to consider it a companion piece yeah enriches it it totally does
Starting point is 00:30:21 yeah I can't wait to see it again yeah I'm planning on seeing it again next weekend I think. And I think it's already been announced towards the end of June that's coming out on digital
Starting point is 00:30:32 so I'll be able to chuck on that action seen in the middle whenever I want. I'd happily do like a marathon watching Furiosa straight into that would be a cool. The movie kind of ends in a way that just leads straight into Fury Road. So yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:47 And shout out to the are they called the History Men? Is that what they're actually called? These like Oracle like, they're like Wikipedia. people and there's like working with Chris Hemsworth he's like covered in tattoos of like history
Starting point is 00:31:07 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and Chris Hemsworth who's like a dumb ass asks for like oh what does what does this thing mean and the history man like those concepts and can explain words yeah yeah I thought that was really cool yeah the just the appreciation for history all around yeah it's it's a it's a unique world because it's it's flashed out but it makes no sense yeah because the the timeline is that like max was alive with his family during like the decline of society yeah but the way everyone's behaving in fury road and furiosa it's like it's been 100 200 years yeah since like the old life is just
Starting point is 00:31:55 just got on history. So it doesn't really make sense, but it doesn't matter. Like, they make it so believable and everything else is so thoroughly flesh out. It's got such a unique tone that makes the suspension of disbelief, like... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Just not matter to me in ways that it might in other movies, if they are slightly more self-serious or, like, use green. screen in a different way there is just this kind of exaggerated nature to it it's like yeah maybe the short here or there is a bit too like green screen you're insane but there is something of it is mad like that's the whole idea yeah like is this even like real is this yeah everything is so manic you you feel like mad max like you're you're going nuts yeah and it's just so much like fun there are
Starting point is 00:32:50 stakes there's violence but there's like this comedic thing going on um um You can tell he's worked in animation as well with these penguin movies. Yeah. Just with like the way the depth of field is used and like maximizing. I mentioned this on in the Sardonicars review, but just says that shot early on with a motorbike chase and someone crashes. And then it cuts and it like shows his legs protruding from the sand. And it's like in this cartoonish way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:19 You're just maximizing like the fun of this. You were just having so much fun. Everyone is having fun, even though they're apparently horrifying to, like, make. And, like, Ania Taylor Joy recently is like, yeah, it was horrifying, but, like, everyone really gets it, you know? They know the tone, they know what George is going for, they believe in him, and it shows. Yeah, I was quite surprised. I wasn't expecting it to be that good. Yeah, I definitely wasn't.
Starting point is 00:33:47 The chariot bikes, the... Yeah, that's one of the... With a rig with all these gadgets and it's just so sick. Yeah, so... So I didn't know how they could, like, outdo the monster truck, a Morton Joe's monster truck from... And they don't is the thing. I feel like...
Starting point is 00:34:02 They don't even... They're just scratching a different itch. Yeah, they just go to a different, like, alley. Mm-hmm. And they're just like, like, let's see what's down here. Yeah, yeah. And then he's got, like, ten motorbikes, and he's riding him like a chariot. It's so sick.
Starting point is 00:34:13 Yeah. Yeah, hell yeah. Make sure you see it. Well, you see it on a big screen if you can before it goes, because this might be the last... Mad Max film to be honest he's getting these 80 years old making these damn things same age as our grandpa
Starting point is 00:34:28 like making these yeah who can barely walk with this guy he's like yeah going to the Aussie desert and making this stuff it's admirable
Starting point is 00:34:36 I'd like to see one more I want to see a Mad Max movie like a sand off I would love that too um because I don't think anyone else could do it no of course not oh that would be so sad
Starting point is 00:34:50 someone else making him it will happen I bet you it's going to happen in our lifetime. In our lifetime, perhaps. Yeah. I just don't know how many more he has in him. And how many more times they're going to be willing to give him like $150 million to make another one of these. But, yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:12 We'll see after these messages. Yeah. Life can be a dick sometimes. So get your dick from out your hand. And don't be a dick. Wear a dick Dick the Head T-shirts available now Check the description below
Starting point is 00:35:25 Yeah I was watching V-sauce the other day Did you know spaghetti Is plural Spaghetti I Spaghettio is a single one Spaghetti You're lying
Starting point is 00:35:39 It's true You're lying I know you're lying When you're done strangling him Let me have a guy This is what you're you get? I'm sorry, sometimes just evil can come out when they're right mixture, you know? Yeah, everyone's capable. I think everyone is capable. Never forget that. Yeah, that's why you got
Starting point is 00:36:01 to treat everyone with love and respect. You're going to treat everyone with love and respect. Otherwise, Dobby might get waterboarded. Yeah, or straight up drowned. Yeah, when you waterboard, Dobby just a little bit too far, you know? You can't die from waterboarding there, right? You could. How? You can't breathe. Right? You can't, it's like simulating drowning. Mm.
Starting point is 00:36:25 That's why it works. So I don't know why all these people are making such a big deal about it. Wow, I didn't know that fact about it. Yeah. Just being cowards in the end. Just being little babies. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:37 Oh, I was forced to give information. You know? Maybe you shouldn't have had the information. Welcome to the second half of the car, so we head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit where any bloody blighter can go and leave any bloody query. I won't argue.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Just like Seneck Docky, 239, who's got a big one, and I'm gonna be honest, I didn't read the whole thing through, so this might be crazy. Bear with me. Hey guys, while eagerly anticipating Deadpool and Wolverine, like many other jailings, I felt an inexplorable obligation to re-examine Free Guy, and was stuck anew by the brilliance of the sequence where Guy battles dude. A veritable tour de force of modern cinema. The incorporation of Marbles Captain America's shield, a Star Wars lightsaber, and the Hulk's arm, is not mere fan service, but a profound commentary on the omnipresence and integration of contemporary mythologies within our cultural consciousness. Create a sublime pastiche that blends high octane action with the intertextuality defining our media landscape.
Starting point is 00:37:38 The choreography and visual storytelling are meticulously executed, each movement imbued with layered significance, transforming a simple fight scene into an evocative tabloor that will be dissected and revered in film studies for years to come. The artistic purpose of the Captain America Shield, representing protection and resilience, contrast with the offensive prowess symbolized by the Star Wars lightsaber and the primal force and rage that often underlies the quest for justice embodied by the hulks arm. The juxtaposition of defense, aggression, and unrestrained fergaret nature of Guy's character revolution, balancing his inherent benevolence with a necessity of confronting and adversary's head-on. This sophisticated interplay of well-known symbols not only serves as a clever, clever narrative device, but also enriches the thematic depth, demonstrating how these contemporary mythologies can be re-contextualized to explore new dimensions of storytelling and character development. And the culmination of the erudite humour, fervent character development and a thralling spectacle that define the movie. Up to this point, this scene is not merely a cinematic spectacle, but a profound exploration of narrative and symbolic convergence, elevating free guy into the echelons of the most essential landmark moments in film history.
Starting point is 00:38:21 A feat to the directors like Ruchio Visconti and Masaki Kobayashi would apostasize as a worthy accretion to their polymathic legacies. Thanks for the comment, Jay Peterson. Yeah, nice one. I would just say agreed except for the parts where I don't really agree. I'd say to even approach this comment, you'd have to really break down what, what is meant by accretion. What do you really mean by the word depot? What do you mean by the word guy? Because if we follow through with that prosthesis...
Starting point is 00:39:08 And if we're going there, what do we mean by the word what? what is what where do you even begin with the word what beyond that when you say what is what there's a question mark where does the question mark originate well you have to look back to the Aztecs
Starting point is 00:39:28 right and even before then what is defined by letters which begin with W where does W come from and W is derived from double two U's. Thank you. Two U's or is it two Vs?
Starting point is 00:39:48 Two U's. So it looks like two Vs but double U implies it comes from you So where does you come from? Anyway, next question I would say it comes from Ryan Reynolds's brain By his gin By his gin That's my answer
Starting point is 00:40:08 What's his gin? Aviation gin Aviation gin Yeah let's just say jarmedia we support aviation gin sponsored in spirit yeah not financially hey in spirit by aviation gin kind of like the cool aviator sunglasses that make us all go yes we're top gun or yes we agree with toxic masculinity mm did you just say the TM word trademark yeah beep it yeah don't worry it's beeped just like this word I'm going to say. Yummy.
Starting point is 00:40:47 Been a long time since I whipped that one out. Jesus. It's just one of those evenings. I just really felt like ripping it out. Yeah, sometimes you just like, I've been, I've been this way inclined for too long. Well, speaking about being this way inclined for too long. No Hajj wrote in with this. Bear badger, absolutely bizarre anecdote to tell.
Starting point is 00:41:08 I was on a walk by my house the other day and on my way home, I saw a a 50 to 70 year old looking man wearing more or less full hiking attire. However, I was completely shocked and bewildered to see that he was wearing a Halo Nightfall T-shirt. It was the same design as the main poster slash cover of the show. What should I think about this? What could this man's story possibly be? I had no idea there were even Halo Nightfall fans, let alone elderly English Halo
Starting point is 00:41:36 Nightfall fans. I don't think I've ever seen someone wearing Halo merch in this country, so I'm shocked. that this was my first experience. So for those you don't know, Halo Nightfall was terrible. It was awful. It was like a, I think it was packed in
Starting point is 00:41:53 with Halo 5. It was like a TV show that you had to watch through the Halo channel. It was pre-Halo 5. Was it? Yeah. Are you sure it wasn't launched at the same time? I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:42:05 That's the one was locked, right? You watched it through the Halo channel. That's all I remember. It doesn't exist. I wouldn't have started it if it came out at the same time. It might have been a Master Chief Collection thing. Yeah. It was like in the buildup. You watched
Starting point is 00:42:19 it through the Hilo Channel which no longer exists. It sucked. It was about like a bunch of soldiers being stranded on a moon where hunter worms were trying to get them. That was the plot. And the answer to this question is that this guy might be homeless and
Starting point is 00:42:36 got it for free. Either homeless has a grandson who doesn't want his garbage anymore or this guy collects Halo loot crates Maybe use the job media We know for a fact he didn't
Starting point is 00:42:52 Um Well Dude Oh my god Bix bite hollow says Subjah I've just started listening again After a year long break
Starting point is 00:43:05 So I'm probably a bit out of the loop But the car seems to be good still Enjoying the broadcast Anyways, my question is regarding the up-down album. On Rate Your Music.com, it was listed, and like the jarmedia takes over letterboxed incident, it was number one on satire-slush plundafonics slash novelty for a while. It still has a good score. Is Alex planning on officially releasing the album on Band Camp or anything like that someday?
Starting point is 00:43:30 Will we hear anything else from the Great Man, Man, Bo Man Cheers? Well, I've got one for you right now. This instant Right now That's just come to my head Right Okay Poo
Starting point is 00:43:45 Dash we Dash fart Two second track Like an interlude No I'm thinking about making a whole album Of just interludes They're the best part
Starting point is 00:44:00 Yeah Screw it Yeah you cut out the guff Cut out the guff Cut out the guff And go straight to the interlude Yeah No more waffle
Starting point is 00:44:08 Just the Mets me succinct just like just the sinew the tendons call the album tendons tendons tendons premises interlude interlude yeah the whole album you have to release an album then the interlude album and then an album with no interludes with no interludes yeah the first album has interludes second album only interludes third album no interlude the third album is one long interlude
Starting point is 00:44:38 like an hour long interlude between the interlude like after the interlude album so no first album just interludes like 10 interludes oh okay second album just the normal album no interludes
Starting point is 00:44:51 third album an hour long interlude the end just wrap it up yeah I might have to cut that because that's too good of an idea yeah
Starting point is 00:45:02 beep it keep it and just beep it yeah I think I will keep people can read my lips do you remember that show Read my lips. I don't remember read my lips. What was it?
Starting point is 00:45:12 Like a dog? No, it was like a dog. Basil Brush. No, like a cartoon dog. Read my lips. Like a puppet. No. Cartoon dog.
Starting point is 00:45:22 Oh, that weird French show. Was it French? Yeah. Read my lips. Oh, you're... A talking dog. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, read my lips.
Starting point is 00:45:31 No, it was watch my chops. Watch my chops. Yes. Yeah, you got it. Yeah. Fuck. Dude. I haven't thought.
Starting point is 00:45:39 I've watched my chops in 20 years. Yeah, no one's thought about watch my chops in a hundred years. There's like a weird underground scene of French animated shows. There was Watch My Chops, you know, Johnny Thunder? No, what was it called?
Starting point is 00:45:54 That was Lego. No, no, no, yeah, I'm getting mixed up. What was it called? It was like... That was Canadian, the Johnny Test. Johnny Test, yeah, or French Canadian, you know. Yeah, bling, bling, bling, boy. Bling, Johnny Test. And Mr. Black and Mr. White
Starting point is 00:46:07 and Mr. White was black and Mr. Black was white. Did that, was that actually? Yes. Yeah. That's hilarious. That's like a side fight bag. Yeah. Well, that's a joke in Red Dead 2 as well.
Starting point is 00:46:18 There's a side quest with Mr. Black and Mr. White or whatever. And they're the inverse races. And you've got to pick up, you've got to rip off wanted posters in roads. Oh. Oh, is it really? Yeah, yeah. That's a classic joke, I suppose. Pretty funny.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Originated in Johnny Test. Bling, bling, bling, boy. Miniature Rani. Long time Jarlings says, howdy Jail? Just a request for some recommendations. What are some of Jarre's favorite album experiences? I'm talking about those front to back albums that tell a great story will set a unique and powerful tone like Kid A from Radiohead or the Downward Spiral
Starting point is 00:46:53 by Nine Inch Nail's Bear Bet and Much Love. What comes to mind? What immediately jumps into your head? Uh, obvious. Huh? T-Pab. That is the obvious, yeah. The, um
Starting point is 00:47:09 We've both been listening to that Deangelo record. I think I've been listening to a different one. Oh, really? Yeah. He seems like to have a few kind of reliable. Yeah. You could just stick on an album of his
Starting point is 00:47:24 and be, like, just chill. Mm-hmm. Is Kid A considered, like, better than him, Rambors? So that's like my one. Um, it's not. It's not. It's straight up not.
Starting point is 00:47:37 um it's like stranger in rainbows which one no kiddo yeah there's definitely stranger yeah stranger um I think I get confused between
Starting point is 00:47:53 kid A and amnesiac because I I've listened to them like together in the same space of time so they merge yeah but kid A I think might have my favorite
Starting point is 00:48:06 song of Radiohead Radiohead's discography of all time Which? I think I mentioned it on the last one, if not the one before that How to Disappear Completely Yeah, that's a very good song. Awesome song.
Starting point is 00:48:28 But albums, more obvious ones, The Dark Side of the Moon. Mm-hmm. uh the first oh god dire straits their first album
Starting point is 00:48:45 is that the blue one no because that's another one though yeah i would consider on that level whichever that just search dire straits look at their albums whichever the blue one is like down to the water line yeah that first song like yeah yeah you know but it just keeps going
Starting point is 00:49:01 um fire banger album. Yeah. And albums that have no skips are just like Yeah. Hell yeah. Um, by David Bowie. Ziggie. Fuck. Uh, which is like fascination.
Starting point is 00:49:17 My, my favorite Bowie album is, um, um, I'm blanking hard. For me, it's like... My brain's really bad for this sort of shit. Any, yeah, mine is too. Um, the, any 70s Bowie, I would say.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Crazy monsters and super creeps. That, that is my favorite Bowie album. Really? It's, yeah, it's phenomenal. It's like fashion and ashes to ashes. It's no game. Ziky's Safe. Damn.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Hunky Dory. Which is the, like... Aladdin's Sane is, like, ridiculously good. Yeah, station to station, too. Station to station. just consistent young Americans that's what I was trying to think young Americans yeah I'm big on that one I do escape across the universe but I just have this thing about Beatles covers I just can't do it um I've got I've been reminded now um and this doesn't like relate what loosely relates to the question but I want to shout out this song um that you'd been listening to recently algorithm by childish Gambina I just want to talk to about it because I haven't I haven't had a song's lyrics specifically connect to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:36 In a way that's like, you were just saying what I've been thinking. Yeah, and this is stuff he wrote ages again. Yeah, it's like 2020 album, right? And it's like a... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and he's like finally finished it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:51 And I'm not the biggest childish Gambino. No, I've never really properly delved into his stuff. Like I like Redburn and stuff, but who doesn't? The obvious stuff, yeah, yeah. And this is America But I've never really been able to sit through one of his albums Which kind of applies here Because in his latest album
Starting point is 00:51:13 It's called like Alta Vista or something The second song, algorithm I reached that song in the album And I was like, I'm just gonna rinse this It broke One often has like Ariana Grande and... Yeah, and I started listening to that and it was like... It was fine, but it wasn't the same.
Starting point is 00:51:38 I ain't feeling right to me. But algorithm, god damn. I was saying to you the other day, like, it feels like... I know for a fact, Childish Gambino was influenced heavily by... Yusers. He loved Kanye. Yeah. And specifically, like, there's interviews.
Starting point is 00:51:59 of him talking about Yeezers, like he, it's, it's kind of like a punk rock move by Kanye to just be like, fuck you, I'm not gonna do what you expect. It's like industrial, it was heavy. Yeah, and the first song on Yeezers, to be fair, like it has
Starting point is 00:52:15 snippets of classic Kanye like using a sample, yeah, yeah, and then it kind of jolts back to this industrial like thumping sound. I love industrial stuff, I think it's yeah, it really grips me. Um, but Yeezer's, uh, I think, I think just lyrically, goes to places that's like, there's one that's like insane.
Starting point is 00:52:38 It's, I can't hold my liquor, but these holes can't handle me as in. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I've shared a few times with users. Yeah, I, I still listen to it sometimes and I'm like, this, this slapping at the moment, but I can't listen to it all the time. As algorithm, yeah, fire. Yeah, erically, um, hits the nail on the head. Just what he's talking about. Like, um, supercomputer status walking along the streets, everyone is an addict, stumbling concrete. What was the motivation, constant communication? We're obviously talking about the Pandora's box of the internet and technology.
Starting point is 00:53:22 And it's like, we've just made ourselves guinea pigs. Yeah. That's exactly what he's talking about. What was the motivation, constant communication, everyone want to get chose like Moses. As in like, getting noticed in the algorithm. Yeah. Whatever your thing. And that kind of baked in ego, you sort of have to have to like want to get noticed in the first place.
Starting point is 00:53:44 I love the line that's like we all want to live forever, but we're all going to die. And like trying to live forever through your input. into like social media yeah yeah being noticed i thought also you sell your daughter on that data stream go finally make a hit now um it's just so applicable yeah um with all these like weird like like we talk about what's he called like ryan's toy reviews and it's like yeah yeah yeah exactly what's happening man like all this like weird kids content on ticot and all this weird like abusive yeah the guy getting his um kid to pretend to be dead in his swimming pool like Humans don't understand
Starting point is 00:54:32 Humans will sell a lie Humans got to survive We know we go and die Nothing can live forever You know we're going to try Yeah Mm-hmm Which is exactly that
Starting point is 00:54:43 Potent man But also it just sounds Funky Which is the double entendre Of like algorithm And rhythm Being in the word Yeah
Starting point is 00:54:54 And it being this really like Everybody Move your body Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Good-ass song. It was a good-ass song. I've been rinsing that lately.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Nothing to do with that question that may want to talk to you about that. But, seeing as we're kind of talking about this, this one from past confusion 3-2-3-4 makes sense. We need the breakdown on Jamie's guru lifestyle of not using social media. Which ones does he use? Which ones does he not use using this life-changing adventure? And which ones should us followers still use? use, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Letterbox, Spotify, Reddit, TikTok, WhatsApp, Deviant Art, Twitch, Discord gaming, console accounts. Even more places I forgot to mention, we need to know, as collective, what he still uses, what he no longer and what he never, so use, so use aspiring apprentices, can't follow in the right path.
Starting point is 00:55:49 God, I can't read her now. I, uh, I, I, I, I, I don't do these things to be followed in doing these things. Mm-hmm. Um. But what do you use? You use you. Well, I kind of don't want to say because like, like, do, do use the ones you want, you actually want to use and don't use the ones that you feel like you shouldn't? Um, I'm not doing it because it's like universally the right thing.
Starting point is 00:56:18 I do it because I feel like it's the best thing for me. So, fuck you. You know. So YouTube. Yeah, use YouTube and WhatsApp Mine is, yeah But I don't I don't see it as like
Starting point is 00:56:38 If you use Instagram You're a fucking little worm You're a worm who waste your life It's like I still waste my life on YouTube But like The The grip that Like Instagram had on me
Starting point is 00:56:51 The grip I know TikTok would Yeah Because that algorithm is like Perfect huh Yeah yeah um yeah i and twitter when i when i found myself like looking at the people spewing their opinions out and the hatred i felt i was like this doesn't help me at all yeah because like it what i can argue with them which will just set both of us more securely in our perspectives um i can do nothing
Starting point is 00:57:27 and just get annoyed by it. Or I can not see it. And then no one suffers. Yeah. Twitter's the one. I feel like I would need to kick to improve my life. But I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:57:48 I feel like especially now, because everything I hear about it is anecdotal. Dead body is gone. Yeah. It sounds. like a hellscape. That's what, yeah. Until like a week ago,
Starting point is 00:58:00 something just changed in the algorithm and then for me it's just like kind of genuinely funny memes. But even then, that's just, it's just brain rot, you know? You don't need it. Yeah. The interesting thing with the algorithm
Starting point is 00:58:14 is that it shows you more of what you already pay attention to. Yeah. So, intentional or not, like for me on YouTube shorts, So I found that I kept getting like Christian and Islamic videos, like appealing to Christians. What were you looking at? Why was it?
Starting point is 00:58:40 I wasn't looking up anything, but when like the odd Christian debate or like Islam debate would come up, I'd watch the whole thing. So then it was like, oh, then it thinks you want. Oh, this guy likes, this guy, he's a Muslim. Or this guy, he's a Christian. This guy is a Christian Muslim So it just started showing me both Both sides And I was like
Starting point is 00:59:02 It got to a point Because I do find like those discussions interesting But then it gets to a point where Like the stuff you're seeing Is like Is so extreme That can even happen though When it's not even something religious
Starting point is 00:59:19 Like gym content Yeah yeah Yeah You start seeing crazy stuff Yeah And it's like trying to sell you some... Oh yeah, it's always trying to sell you. Products and...
Starting point is 00:59:30 That's actually the thing that stops TikTok from being addictive to me because every three scrolls is an ad. And they're so good at making the content... The ads look like content. Yeah. Well, YouTube has started doing this thing where it doesn't show that it's an ad until like a few seconds in.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Yeah. And a lot of ads know this. So they make it look like, oh, this is just one of those videos. where someone like approaches someone on the street it's like an evolution of the attempt at the don't skip this ad thing that used to be a big mainstream yeah yeah remember that it's much smarter now yeah yeah it's way more like let's just make this look real let's make it look like it's actually a video it's genuine kind of freaky because uh I think advertisement is evil hmm I think the the concept is heinous and I think the the way it's moving is like advertisement is the difference between an advert and just content and reality to a point is blurring yeah yeah like uh you can't even buy tv now without there being an ad module like built in it's like just another way to deliver ads to you yeah and everything is about ads because now like uh prime has ads unless you pay more yeah um Which I'm not going to fucking do. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:59 They're, they're everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. But that genuinely works as a... Just a way for... to put me off. Every now, like... As long as I'm not...
Starting point is 01:01:17 If I don't open the TikTok app, I'm good. You know? Once you've opened it, it just... Oh, half an hour's gone. Yeah. Sorry. And I will only open it maybe if I'm like on the toilet or something.
Starting point is 01:01:36 That's one I can put my hand up and say I don't really have an issue with. Unlike YouTube or I just feel like, I don't know. Have we just psychologically just changed to the point where I just feel like I always need constant simulation. I always need music. I always need a podcast. I always need something. like do you play music in the in the shower or the bath or like when do you actually like stop like take a second like you're walking somewhere you're not listening to music you're not listening to it when was the last time you've actively not done that and is there any is there necessarily anything inherently wrong with that I don't think there's something inherently wrong with it but I do think it's a problem to need it
Starting point is 01:02:29 but how do you find that line if it's not a problem then what's the line of like when is it too much it's probably too much but then what we're supposed to do we're like going back to the Gambino song about like we are guinea pigs we've just opened this Pandora's box of like the most addictive entertainment source ever created fueled by ads
Starting point is 01:02:56 Yeah Like You can't really You can't go unabomber mode really I mean you can You could but like who's actually doing that You don't have to do the like bombing bit But yeah you could
Starting point is 01:03:16 But like it's such an inconvenience I don't know what the out is Well, it's like, it's a regular occurrence now when you go to, especially in cities, you sit down in a restaurant, it's like, yeah, the menu's on your phone. Just scan this QR code. That's fine. It's more, like, do you have those moments when you're scrolling through, whichever thing you scroll through, the Infinite Scroll, the Doom Scroll, and, like, you go back to not having consciousness? it's just like pure lizard brain like it's pure you're only experiencing that thing and then you come back and you're like i i haven't thought for yeah 20 minutes you're just like
Starting point is 01:04:04 distract and then you're like oh shit you're in the goon zone yeah yeah that's the goon zone i do you have a rule though where um i just made this like rule in my head where the second you get pissed off you close it um so that that actually does help. You're scrolling, scrolling, you're starting the doom scroll, it's starting to begin. The bowler's been pushed off the hill and it's starting to roll. Yeah. Then as long as you have
Starting point is 01:04:31 that fortitude, the second you get pissed off now. You're not going to play me right now. Yeah. You're not going to play you. I'm going to close this. Yeah. I don't know, man. It's crazy. Because, man, I had this moment the other day. I was walking pastily.
Starting point is 01:04:51 And I don't know if like kids are off school right now or whatever, but they're like kids playing in playground. They all had their phones out making TikToks. They must have been five, six years old. And there was this like mad little boy who reminded me of, I'm going to say a name of like a kiddie that's going to trigger a memory for you. Nathaniel. He was Nathaniel vibes, like giving off this crazy. energy and he like he shouted something so insane I had to write it down because I was just like so taken aback like in the moment like he said yeah I don't need to get my phone it was
Starting point is 01:05:34 I'm gonna he screamed and he wasn't being serious he's five years old he was like I'm gonna kill you and then he screamed I'm gonna chop you up into sushi me um I was like what my sushi it's like a Japanese dish right like like sushi yeah I was like what is he just like really middle class
Starting point is 01:06:03 yeah how does he know what sushi me I didn't even know what sushi me is yeah but there was oh it makes me sound so old but like seeing a five year old with an iPhone
Starting point is 01:06:17 and he was like filming like a leaf moving in the wind or whatever I was just like your brain is fucking fried and I know it like you didn't have a chance you've just been handed a brick of
Starting point is 01:06:31 cocaine yeah yeah and from that perspective I kind of understand my parents our parents like trepidation with video games
Starting point is 01:06:48 because it was like this but what was extra fucked about that situation was that the generational divide in the way technology suddenly appeared where we actually understood the technology better than our parents
Starting point is 01:07:03 so they didn't even know what rules to enforce because they didn't even know what the technology was capable of but we did yeah so how is someone who doesn't understand it supposed to enforce how younger people are supposed to engage with it
Starting point is 01:07:18 yeah because now there's like a problem with literacy with technology where people don't know how to use it. We were in the lucky era where like we were taught these sort of ICT skills
Starting point is 01:07:35 because of phones and smartphones and tablet design where everything is supposed to be extremely simplified, easy to use those types of skills like how to install programs, how to code anything, how to just set up
Starting point is 01:07:51 the basic PC or whatever. Yeah. It's kind of dying. Yeah. Yeah. The, the counter to that is like, it's just fucking Google it. Like, but Google's kind of like ruin now.
Starting point is 01:08:07 It's just Cora. Have you noticed that? Cora. It's this weird, it's kind of like Yahoo! Um, because they've got such good search engine optimization. Whenever you search anything, it's always,
Starting point is 01:08:21 which is Kora threads. Which is just like random people just like contributing in these questions. The people who actually like contribute and answer stuff in forums. They're saints. They're genuine.
Starting point is 01:08:39 Or are they psychos? Because I remember I used to like Yahoo! Answers and there was some psychos. No, I mean the people who like get the answer. You know when you have a PC problem and you're like searching forum, forum, forum, forum. And then there's like the guy who's figured it out and not only has he figured it out
Starting point is 01:08:55 but he's found that question and answered it but there is nothing worse than when you have a specific like PC or software problem I know what you're gonna say find the thread where the question's been asked but there's no responses no when there are like 10 responses
Starting point is 01:09:11 and they're all like yeah me too why are you even saying that the question's been asked you add nothing by doing that yeah yeah but yeah those people you figure out god bless them yeah they are a type of saint
Starting point is 01:09:27 the help at the hamburger helpers out there you know what I'm saying yeah well I save this one till last bro um because I don't I don't like just making the show
Starting point is 01:09:40 point to see political because it's not really that funny normally this is a little bit funny uh John Frome's poopie can take us away Thoughts on the Tories wanting to have mandatory military service unless you're rich and can pay a fine I often think Australia is a shithole but then I hear of some truly nightmarish news come out of either the UK or USA and I think it's not so bad
Starting point is 01:10:04 So it was a couple weeks ago now like Rishi came out our Prime Minister Rishy Sunaq came out in the rain And announced just out of the blue that I guess there's going to be a general election on an independence day. Yeah, yeah. How funny is that? Awesome, embarrassing, like, in the loop moment of Rishi out there in the rain. His probably like $2,000, $2,000 suit getting, like, drenched.
Starting point is 01:10:39 No one comes out with an umbrella to help him. Someone starts blasting some song from the 90s. Things can only get better. The song's called. it's just like oh this is a sitcom shit right here and then if that's not enough in and of itself
Starting point is 01:10:56 dropping this idea that like yep we're going to bring back the National Service if we win oh you know what you changed my mind with that like what yeah I feel um
Starting point is 01:11:14 are they like trying to sandbag themselves maybe they're doubling down on that old person vote because they're going to be like yeah young people should die you know yeah like what I've got to lose I'm past the
Starting point is 01:11:28 the age yeah like I it's not going to happen to me you know so I'll vote for them I'm probably safe yeah and and like I just hate young people because like yeah you gotta hate people protect what's yours yeah and then blame them eating avocados for it
Starting point is 01:11:46 yeah yeah they need toughening up stay tofu and yeah so go and invade somewhere and die that'll teach you yeah that would do it that would sort of it yeah
Starting point is 01:12:01 so it's gonna be a crazy year yeah so we we might be enlisted in some war no I just say I got a boo boo boo my brain boo boo is a bit sore I can't do it yeah sorry
Starting point is 01:12:17 what's a good out brain booby no i i feel like if stuff gets serious enough they'll be like fuck your brain booby hmm brain booboo beside you gotta go yeah you'll just meet you know cut your leg off or something apparently that was a thing when they started um like getting people for the the ukraine war like russia oh yeah the videos of like Russians, like, breaking his legs. Like, the most searched thing was, like, how to break your leg. Yeah, yeah. On Google.
Starting point is 01:12:54 That's dark. Yeah. So we got that. We got... It's just going to be quite a challenged year, it feels like. Yeah, I think... I don't want to be too doomer, but I feel like some big thing is on the horizon. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:15 I don't know if I... Like touch wood. I don't know if I really want to... want to go to America um for like a year or so yeah just like it's stuff's popping off in America there's stuff in um everywhere else uh well like France and America have both said they'll send ground troops into Ukraine if Russia pushes beyond certain points and it's like okay so that kind of becomes a big deal and then they like that like that That could just go, and to be honest, if, even if the Tories don't get in,
Starting point is 01:13:54 I could see, like, national service being a thing either way. Yeah, it would be interesting to see how that plays out if it's even, like, because, like, you know, it's different to World War I, you know, where it's like, Oh, let's go. Let's go. Let's go, like, do our country proud, Governor. Yeah, the way you could kind of control the. message, you know.
Starting point is 01:14:19 Yeah, whereas all it takes is one dude out there with an iPhone. Yeah, no just no one believes anything anymore. Yeah, yeah. But also the reality of, like, the brutality of war, especially like modern war. Oh, look, there's, there's like a fucking flying robot in the sky.
Starting point is 01:14:36 There's a robot dog with a tarot. Yeah, the robot dog, flame throw of a fucking machine gun. Yeah. Yeah, I guess Black Ups too, back to the Black Ops topic, like the walking tanks and stuff, might be real. I see, yeah, just lean into Black Ups 6, put the horse blinders on and just bloody goon. Yeah, make the most of it while you can.
Starting point is 01:15:07 I'm going to be gooning on destiny in a few days time, now I'm gone, you know. I might, um, hmm, what can I gain? Red Dead Mods Yeah Someone even messaged me I think it was this morning While I was doing a poop And they were like
Starting point is 01:15:27 Come on man I got a suggestion for this video But also come on man Like destiny's never gonna change Just stop dude I replied I was just like man I'm just sunken cause fallacy
Starting point is 01:15:38 I can't I can't stop now Yeah You're the most sunken of all I'm in the sunken place That's what destiny he's like at this point, you know, just so I'm there. Let me go.
Starting point is 01:15:54 Well, bro, any final uplifting little moments before we wrap this guy up? Yeah, stick around when you want to hear us review Black Ops 6. We're going to stay on top of the new schedule regarding Call of Duty. We're going to be chasing the reveal stream and the reveal date, and we're going to be chasing the drop date, and we're going to be checking out what's happening with Warzone. they're dropping any leaks, any little deets, any small little easter eggs.
Starting point is 01:16:22 Maggie T, expansion pack. Yep. Mm-hmm. So stick around, like, comment, subscribe. If you've got any sick Red Dead mods, leave it in a comment. That's my new thing. Yeah, I mean, just stay real, fams. Stay real.
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