JAR Media Posdact - 5 Years of Freshie - Corncast 24

Episode Date: January 11, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:02 Housekeeping 05:14 The Questioning Begins 05:44 James' Channel & The Tank 07:53 Thoughts on 100 Gecs 08:50 Memechat 2020 15:59 Lego Love 17:36 UK Supermarkets Ranked 24:49 Is Scrat From Ice Age a Dibby? 28:06 Thoughts on CoD Cold War 32:31 Thoughts on Street art/graffiti 34:40 Mid Break + Patron Names 45:33 Dennis HBO 48:58 Thoughts on Mad Max 55:08 Lego Paisley 56:07 Ghostwriters 1:00:02 Which Character Would You Punch in the FACE 1:01:37 Deep Passion for Food 1:04:40 Killer Cros or Gorilla Grodd funnier? 1:07:58 When was the last time you guys fell over? 1:12:35 The Only Latvian Jarling. 1:16:05 What Happened To James' Trampoline 1:16:47 Morality of Sport Hunting 1:19:57 Sausage Party Roleplay 1:21:17 Thoughts on Final Fantasy games (mostly 13) 1:32:16 You wake up in the body of Argy...

That wakes. Don't laugh. Do you see that meme of, like, people trying to figure out what cigarettes that Joker is smoking and... Yes. And Joker. It was on like, uh, smoking or our cigarettes and it was like posts and screenshots. What's, what's six? Is he smoking?

How is there a Reddit for smoking? It's your Reddit for everything, man. Everyone that smokes feels like the Joker. It's the main reason to start smoking. That's why people say smoking is cool. Yeah, that's because they want to look like the Joker. They want to look like Jared Lessor. Yeah.

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and Jens, and welcome to Corncast number 24. I'm your host Alex, joined it as always by Tyler Durdent. Good afternoon. The pisser dictator, Jim. Yeah, we're scared. And little pimp, Reuben. Hello.

Uh, God, what do I say next? Thanks to the Patreon for supporting us and keeping the show rolling and the audio version possible and get your name shouted out in the middle section we promised last episode we'd do a kind of big question a big Q&A basically a classic Q&A we got millions of questions I don't know if you guys said anything you wanted to bring up first before we just shoot right into this aside from housekeeping actually I got a couple things but what do you reckon no no no let's just get right on with the Let's do some housekeeping then.

Dissa Pick posted in the subreddit that this episode will actually be the JARCast five-year anniversary, which is pretty fucked up. Yeah, provided that the Mingers adhere to the regular schedule for the next Corncast, it would be uploaded on the 11th of January. This will perfectly align with the airing of the very first Jowcast uploaded on the 11th of January 2016. and they compiled like an attendance sheet like a Google Doc sheet thing that has like blocking of all the details

for all the episodes which is interesting to look at ill-assed kind of sick happy anniversary I didn't get you guys anything yeah oh oh I uh I'm giving you my attendance I'm still

here is my gift to you I'm still here nice treasure planet brilliant brilliant one I love that movie morph morph the classic original Morty in a way The original divby of Morty actually

Charlie O'Neill left a comment on the last episode Good episode but I miss Alex Rubin James and Jim These Rick and Morty follower Rick follower and Little Pimp are okay but nothing beats the old cast unsubbed then resubbed then unsubbed twice I think a lot of people can

sort of empathise with that philosophy yeah I'm just gonna say from the beginning we designed jar to be a you know just to have hundreds of people as hosts so we can just sub out whoever we need at the time you know one night we might need Tyler Dutton the other night we might need

the halo follower yeah yeah it's contextual Hello, following. And I'm sure we're going to whip out some freshies in the future, aren't we, Jim? Oh, without a doubt. Let's end the section with a bit of a concern from Auntie Cholos Asian Queen. Please read out the full patron names again during the mid break. I always laugh my ass off at the names, and if people don't want to sit through them, they could just skip them so I don't see the issue.

so this is something we've been bouncing back and forth on whether to read the whole thing but my whole thing is just I don't like reading once it's like a dead joke if it's like a really long name and you've got to keep reading the really long name it just stops being funny to everyone involved that that's the that's my main concern I don't know about you guys yeah no I agree it doesn't do justice to the original funny jokes that are in there you know yeah yeah but yeah as they say like I mean that's what the time codes are for

they're in the description or on the YouTube thing so it's very easy to skip if you don't like that segment but I don't know something we're still thinking about you know we're listening over here on the corn we're just trying our sweetest

okay that's it I've had enough why don't we just jump into the questions because there are quite a few they're quite a fucking few to be honest because it's two weeks worth of different threads here so let's fucking do it Let's fucking do it.

Let's do it right now. Let's fucking do it. I'm only going to start there if James confirms that he's ready for this. I'm ready. Sounds resolute. Sounds like the kind of thing Tyler would say. Max 09 Willow 24 is going to start us off. Any updates on James' YouTube channel.

Also, any Christmas tank updates. Okay. I will admit the Christmas tank will not be made for at least another two years I have

I have reason so you're saying on the seventh year anniversary yeah I mean could you stop there please and go on Twitter and you just get a yellow

sort of background and put some black text on it right just saying why you're apologising to all your fans for yet another delay that's what you need to do make a 20 minute

apology video and upload it we'll upload it to JAR yeah that too what other ones are that you can do just trying to think you know because no it's so it would if i did build in two years time it would be six years since i got it that it took me to begin to build it because it's been a long time because we got it on the not the first quingness but the second because the number one was obviously on the floor number two was on the check and then obviously on the floor so it's just because you

I don't know if anyone has actually tried to build like that type of model that air fix kind of model it's not something you can get out one day and do process on because you know you're using glue paints and whatnot it's something you kind of need to set up constantly where you can yeah if you want it to look good yeah and that's thing I don't I want to do it justice I want it to look good so and I just don't live in a house where that's possible to leave something like that out

24 7. Like I'm building Lego at the moment and I can just... Yeah, have you finished the dodge yet? No, I've got one stage to go and I'm going to probably do it tomorrow because I can just like make it when I find time because it's Lego. So it will be a while

until the tank... Simple and clean. Yeah, and it will be a while to a YouTube channel. It's still in the works. Yeah, I feel like any plan like that's just been delayed for a while. Thanks, COVID. Right, you love a one, two, three, is one for us.

Thoughts on 100 gecks, if any of you have listened to them. I personally started listening to them ironically, but then it kind of grew on me, and now I actually kind of like it. It's hard to explain. Does anyone here listen to it? I haven't, so I have no one said to this. But I don't like, I don't like them really. What is the genre even?

I don't even know how you would, I guess it's just electronic, some description, some sort of alternative electronic. Okay. Jim, James, anything? Do you even know what we're talking about? I know of them. I've never listened or just happened to listen to any of them. I have no clear what the music is. I actually always forget that is it 100 geeks or a thousand geeks? Because the album is one or the other.

And the artist is obviously the opposite. I think it's 100. Yeah. At least according to this question, it's 100 geeks. When I've heard it talked about, that's what I've heard, I think. Rice bowl downhill says What's been your meme of the year I guess of 2020

This would have been from This suggestion thread So we'll throw it over to Jim You're kind of the The meme lord of a jar So take it away Lord I prefer

I prefer meme chatter myself But Meme What's like the cringiest one you could say Fissionada The 2000s The meme meme legend

I feel like you for every year you need a meme that suits the year you know so if it's a shit year you need a shit meme so the answer is the cake meme someone made a cake that looked like a fucking apple or something

and then everyone started thinking there were cakes and it's like yeah it's cringy as fuck and it just gives me like gamer portal flashbacks I don't want I don't want to be reminded of that shit

Oh, was that what it turned into The cake is a lie Yeah, of course That's just what Yeah, I remember that, but I feel like it It genuinely lasted like 24 hours And then everyone forgot about it

No, I told about it No, dude, it had a life Way longer than it deserved What, how can you get out of that Though, it's so simple Well, yeah, exactly the premise is this thing that doesn't look like a cake is a cake and that's the joke

so it was just like tricking people again and again but punchlines like that stopped working after a time because it's just like oh it's not cake I wonder if it's going to be yeah it's either a cake sure I don't have a single meme from 2020 so someone else throw one out there I just don't follow any of it I just miss all of it

I liked is the testing your eyesight meme That was a nice one I think this year England has dominated a lot of memes Or that may be just In terms of being the butt of the joke Yeah

I've seen a lot of those Yeah We certainly have been the butt of the joke Yeah a lot of anti-British Stuff Some of them funny Some of them tie some Yeah

Yeah some of them I really ties some it's just like... I don't like being British either, right? I like making fun of the UK. Leave me alone. Yeah, it deserves to be mocked, but at least try, you know? Yeah.

Like, someone was so fucking lazy, like, the teen crumpet bullshit. Like, find something... Find a fresh angle to take, at least. Do you want to know how weak the meme game was of 2020? Okay, go on. One of the... Number 13 in this list of memes.

So this is the 13th best meme of 2020. Is Ariana Grande eating? Fuck me. That's the meme. Yeah, that's the meme. Was that like, was this like on Facebook? I don't, what is the meme? It's like a reaction image?

She was wearing an oversized sweatshirt with long sleeves. Yeah. And she was eating. That sounds like something she would do. She definitely would wear. an oversized sweatshirt up with long sleeves yeah fucking hell it was dire wasn't it jesus christ i thought there was gonna be more like it was a bit messy you know like throw another one out version uh fleetwood mac yeah that's true yeah yeah the guy on a skateboard

listening to uh fleetwood muck oh yeah yeah yeah yeah you see that one didn't go on for very long See, I only fine with it because it was brief Yeah, and like You know Oh no, we're forgetting something We've all been there We're forgetting the worst meme of them all Tiger King

Oh god Was that last year? Yes, that was last year That was just as well Yeah, it was everyone went on about The fucking ages What were the memes that came This is what I don't understand though

Is it? It was just any reference Or was it just everyone was talking about it People were talking about it And if you could make a reference to it, some description, people would, you know. Wasn't it Carol Baskin was the meme? Carol Baskin, yeah, it was a wild, Carol Baskin. Terrible.

Ooh, I didn't even watch it because I didn't even think it's even like a very good fucking documentary. I watched it. It was, it was all right. It was fine. But the Louis Theroux with him was probably better from, like, years ago. It was just like, that was early lockdown. It was just like the thing everyone attached themselves to. because we're all like had Netflix and had nothing else to do.

Well, that's another thing is just like lockdown memes in general and COVID memes and stuff. Yeah. Pretty bottom of the barrel shit. Yeah, of course, of course. There was the marriage story memes. They fit, they're constant. That's true.

Oh yeah, that was one that annoyed me. Because it was kind of if, if I remember correctly, it was kind of implying that the movie was bad or something. Like the way it was being. memed, when it's actually a pretty good movie. It's a very good film. But yeah, obviously all the political memes too. Yes.

Been a lot of those right now. Yeah, of course. What is your answer then for your meme of the year? Did you give one? I can't fucking remember. As soon as you start talking about memes, I just go blank. James does like

Da Vinci. Dvinkie Dvinky? Can you explain that to people like me? I don't know what you're talking about. This is it. This is the issue of memes. Two nice young men who aren't very

bright just said some silly things. They didn't know who Da Vinci was and they said Da Vinci? Oh right. So it's very similar to 21 then, isn't it? That's like the same 21 is better than you? Yeah, one is much better.

Yeah. Unless you're James, in which case you love Da Vinci. No, I... It's hard to say which means I like. I just like dog memes. That's it. Well, yeah, that's the thing.

I feel like there's so many options when it comes to memes. Like, my personal favorite ones are just like Halo memes that just are always relevant. I think your favorite meme depends on what like subculture...

Yeah, what's... your niche what's your meme what's your meme community what are you yeah it really is that what do you lull at jesus god right we got to start talking about this anyway vasteri says not a question i'd just like to thank alix for reigniting my love for lego hadn't touched my childhood lego in years but after watching his lego room tour i went and got myself the creator restaurant set which I'd always wanted and when it arrived

I felt rationally happy assembling stuff piece by piece is really meditative for me now I'm getting some extra pieces to make little fantasy scenes for my bookshelf so if Alex sees this cheers for that there are a few Lego ones in here actually

yeah shout out to the baby Yoda set I've built that the other day it's really actually good really good I sent Jim a picture of it can see how kind of sick it is I bet I bet it would make me throw up if I saw it. I would throw up immediately if I saw it.

No, that would be the... If you saw the normal Yoda set, that would make you throw up. That thing is fucked. Have you seen it, Rubin? No, I'm going to look for it, then no. Well, I'll post a picture on the group chat. Yoda, let go. His eyes.

So he's got... Is this someone what delights it? Oh yeah, yeah, I'm saying. It's fucked. That's so horrible. It's almost like really good, and then it's really not. Yeah, it also bothers me that his default is holding a lightsaber. I wish it was like a cane, you know,

because then it pleases everyone and not just the prequelers, as they like to be known as. Chuffer McDonald says, Hi, gamers, MumsNet question for you. major UK supermarkets ranked best to worst major UK supermarkets ranked best to worst okay so where should we start at worst because it's more interesting than just saying best

I think we should start at worst fuck what is the worst the worst surely it's like ASDA I'd put ASDA yeah yeah no no no no no no no it's your reasoning for it not being at the bottom oh yeah they do these

uh no they're ignoring It's Friday's range. And they do a brownie pudding that is actually quite nice. That doesn't make the whole thing. You have to think of it more broad than that. You have to think about it as like if you're getting all of your essentials.

Not just brownies. It is just all the essential stuff you'd buy frozen. It's not like Iston specific. So it's just stuff you'd buy in Sainsbury. It really doesn't make a difference. They have worse. They have their own brown stuff. No, we have to review this on

own brand and we've got to... The only reason you could stick Iceland at the bottom is we filmed cooking Rubin too with Iceland food and nobody ever saw it for a reason. That's all the... I've still got the clips of that somewhere.

Don't. Don't. Don't. I don't see it. I didn't think we ever made that. I did. Because I got moody. No, I've got all the footage. I just never edited it.

Oh, that was cooking of Rubin too, wasn't it? Yeah, is that when we dressed James F and he got angry and he just sat in the corner? Yeah, yeah, because it was the... Yeah, he just sat there the whole time. The Toad in the Hole,

or the Iceland toad in the hole. I have a picture of that toad in the hole, actually. Do you want it? I still got that picture. Yeah, fuck it. Right, hang on. So we all agree, Iceland's at the box. Yeah, for sure.

Definitely. I like Az's own brand stuff, especially the pizzas. They can be quite nice. Um... Um... Um... Then what?

Tesco's is the best. No, we weren't. We're meant to get to the best, you dick. Oh, for God. No, if you're going to buy Mbrands, surely it's like M&S or something. Well, no, we don't... No, I'm not doing it just on that. There's also, like, value for money, things like that, which is why I...

We're meant to get there. James, you just, you just jumped to the... Okay, okay. I'm sulking now. I'm going to sulk. You know, I'm going to say Morrison's is as the... Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say Morrison's is next. Yeah.

no, there's no Morrison's actually near us There's one in Chippinam, isn't it? Yeah, I thought there was one... It's not near us. It's like, it's in the weird end of Chippinum. Weird end. The whole end of Chippinham's the weird end.

Yeah, we'll fuck that place. We just live in the weird end of, like, Wiltshire. So, yeah, you got, you got Morrisons. You know, I've been in a Morrisons, and while I sort of like their sort of weird kind of European approach to the where everything's weird and flat and open. I wouldn't want to fucking shop there regularly.

It was kind of a nightmare in the way it was in. So... It's just middling, you know? It's exactly where it belongs, right in the middle. Then what you got? Sainsbury's? Yeah, they took a tumble, you know? For me, Sainsbury's a few years ago, would have been at the top.

Sainsbury's now, no, they're way down there. They gutted their Mieldoo range as well. That thing sucks now. now. You can't get a meal deal for three. You can only get garbage if you want the fucking meal. Yeah, it's a terrible meal deal. It's not a deal. No, the meal deal is important. It's just a meal. Yeah, it's just a shit fucking meal. I, above Sainsbury's personally, I would probably put co-op.

Oh, co-op, no, co-op. I forgot about as. Co-op's below. Yeah, co-op's, ASDA, then Morrisons, then Sainsbury's. No, not co-op. I said it wrong. Whatever. Co-op Morris Ends. So what? Okay, Lidl. This is getting too hard because Lidl are pretty fucking sick, man.

Now we're in a range of just they're all good at specific things. Lidl and Aldi are really good for the value and for how good it is. There you go. Tesco has all the best qualities of the more. It's the best all-round shop. It does. But if you want really good quality stuff, you've got wait shows and MS. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. if I was going to get some specific high quality item and I could choose between M&S or waitros I'd go to M&S because you go into an M&S and it's like do you even sell normal food I don't think you do they only sell like luxury items

waiters on the other hand they sell normal food and stuff but they also sell branded items at like a million percent of the price they are in Tesco yeah I was going to say it's pointless getting anything branded from like a waitros like MNS is like a treat

if like I really fancy something specific I will buy it once a month maybe like Percy Pig Oh shit Americans Those of you that don't understand this Because you'll have no concept Fuck you

I'm not going to explain it Google it There you go I don't even know where to start It's just you know Is there only Americans That don't have these stores Okay so ASDA is actually a part of Walmart

So I'll say that Asda Walmart That's why shit Yeah so I can at least give you that I can at least give that to anyone who's American And if you're actually not from America, but you're just also not from England either.

I don't know, man. Well, we could talk about Ingo Dose. Yeah, just use your noggin and try and work it out. I don't know. Well, New Zealanders have the warehouse, which would be at the top if we had that here. I want to look at this. Warehouse.

The warehouse. The warehouse. Everyone gets her bargain. Is it in a really Kiwi accent that song? Is that a song? Is that actually a jingle? would have been it is a jingle though yeah it stuck with me all that time the power of advertising jesus christ one of the first things that appears when you search the warehouse underneath their website is lego then toys and baby yeah they're like they're like

woolworths i think i was gonna say they do which is another which is like another dead yeah the moment i saw them i was like that looks like a woolworthy type thing you know definitely can you imagine like an american listen it's like what the fuck's the warehouse it's where you get your baby in New Zealand. You had toys and babies. Yeah, because they have Safeway in America, which we used to have here. Yeah, we did.

Or something. Yeah. Or it like changed, I don't know. It definitely used to be a thing. They didn't it change into co-op? I think Morrison has replaced all of their stores with Morrison stores. Yeah. Okay. All right. Egy Erica one has one for us, unless you can think of any more fucking supermarkets.

I'm going to Jumbo, Continente, Pingo, Dota. No, stop Googling them. I've got Googling them. I know those supermarkets, and that's a waiting. There's just not English. Edgierica says, is Scrap from Ice Age a dibby? Discuss. Who's Scrap?

Scrat. Scrat. Who's Scrat? The little ferret thing that sets the whole plot in motion. He's like the definition of Dibby. He has the... original dibby he's one of the original divvies yeah yeah I think it's obvious he's a fucking dibby yeah without doubt you just wanted us to talk about it you just

wanted to us to ignore that's a dibby no no it's because there's actually a bit of like discussion in the jar media subreddit where like there's a sect of people who believe that like they vehemently believe that he's not a dibby for some reason he's such a dibby though just spada with that one no he's furious he's I would say he's almost as dibby he does sound really fucking angry uh he he's such a tippy though i'd say he's almost as bad as like a minion i think he's like genuinely like purely created so the film had some marketability marketability aside from like who's the guy like what the voices like the willy mammoth in that fucking movie it's like the thing that gets

the kids in was it because all the advertising like with some of the john lecuzama is the he's Yeah, it's, uh, the, the, the, the, saber tooth. Well, is he the saber tooth? No, no, no, no, John Ligizano is the, Sid the Sloth. Oh, right. Yeah. Ray Romano is, uh, thank you. Dennis Leary is, um, is, is, is the saber tooth.

But yeah, the scrap, he's, he's a unique one because the whole movie only already happens because of him as well, right? I might be thinking of the second one where there's like a huge, that's the second one. thing that falls down? Yeah, he makes that happen with his funny nut. What made you see those movies as a good? Happiness. They came out in like 2002? No, the answer is him. You wanted to watch it because of him. Therefore,

Dibby. That isn't actually one of the Dibby guidelines. I think he is a small Dibby thing that they, you know, is a marketing thing, which is one of the here's a harder question though the baby that's in it that freaky ass fucking baby

oh is that a dibby it wears like the same thing baby Yoda wears yeah it's in like a potato it's a dibby it's a dibby

I don't know maybe it falls into his own thing because it's a baby it's a human baby and I think maybe because it's human that changes it

I think it's a dibby McGuffin it's a MacGuffin how many human dibs are there though well don't people get, have babies because it's a dibby. They want the dibby stage

of babies. That's why they have them. No, but in actual dibbys, dibby status dibbies, not just like you know, calling babies dibbies, how many dibbies are there who are humans? Jamie from drama. I need to like make a list.

I think it does that. I think it is a dibby. Even though it is like a pot device one as well. It doesn't have to be that way. But I think it is a debut. It's cute. It's designed to be cute. You know.

Lewis B-789 says, Hey, Mingers, I've been wondering James's and the rest of the cast's thoughts on the newest Call of Duty game, that being Cold War. I recently got the game for Christmas and it felt like the campaign, multiplayer and zombies were all extremely good,

but I'd like to know a true gamer's opinion, Game On Ladd. I can give you an opinion. I've played quite a bit of it now, enough to say. I don't really think it's great I thought the campaign was evidently it was evident to me

that it was rushed the campaign a few reasons for that yeah I guess I'll work through that quickly before I get into others the story isn't very good it feels the game is much too short there are these puzzle elements

because you're like a spy or whatever like a Cold War spy operative type so obviously they try to you know make you feel a bit like a spy you do some puzzle solving i guess work out what this and this and how they relate and it's just like a totally contrived nonsense how you arrive at these answers to the like you have to look up a guide really i think and people will be like i didn't get good and shut up uh you have to look up a guide uh it's rubbish um the multiplayer it's don't eat the game kind of feels good but i don't really like a lot of their maps in uh i don't yeah i don't care for the maps i guess i just prefer

and modern morpho was doing in that regard. Zombies are cool, though. Give you that. About the campaign, he's got some cool ideas. Ultimately, too short in the story, particularly the ending. Utter, utter, utter, utter bollocks.

Anyone else played it, or is it just Ruben? Yeah, I got it just recently. I think I like it a bit more than Reuben, but again, basically everything he said. The saddest thing is that I think Treyarch are a better dev team. than infinity ward but they clearly just didn't have the time to make like a better cod plus all this COVID shit like a year or something

um well originally it was sledgehammer making the game and then Treyarch had one year to basically make it ready for release and that year was 2020 there are so many company credits attached to that game it's when it's opening it's like oh my god how many fucking people were yeah how many studios were involved i was i was immediately like that's not a good sign no it's really not but I mean considering that it only had like shorter than the all the recent cards in terms of development time and it being 2020 like they did a pretty good job I like yeah I think I don't I want to like it is the

trouble I just sort of prefer modern warfare I think that's more what it is for me and I've always preferred modern warfare to a yeah I've always I've heard Modern Warfare over Black Ops. I was trying to say, I kept on it to say Cod, but it is Cod. Yeah, the thing with the story is less insulting, I think, as well. Like, morally, I think modern warfare morally is, it tries to be grey, but it's like dark as so, you know. You might as well be playing as the villains. That's so fucking morally bankrupt.

I found it a lot more exciting at least and it's just not so short the story feels like it has a bit of room to room and here's this and now we're here and then we're going to wrap up into this Black Ops is just like it's like six missions six actual

sort of missions like well maybe because a couple of them extend into other ones a little bit but they're very short missions a lot of the time so it's more like eight real missions I think and then eight sort of just like, you know in Halo 5 the bits where you hang around in the camp,

like eight of those, filling it in. Jesus. God, yeah, that does sound bad. I didn't get it, and I haven't played it yet, and I probably won't. Just from what I've seen and what I've heard about it, I'm probably, I'm just going to skip it and then look forward to Modern Warfare 2.

Two. Modern Warfare 2. Sorry, the delay. The delay on the 2. kind of threw me for a moment necessary though necessary yeah it was funny that was comedic

comedic effect there all right spooky one has one for us thoughts on street art slash graffiti I think there's a difference between street art and tagging like if someone is actually

but there's also a difference between like good tagging and bad tagging there right like you can do it you can do like a clever cool looking loads of effort tag or like a rush yeah yeah basically like there's a difference between like a Banksy and someone who's just like there's a crude signature just sprayed cunt somewhere that's my tag well I do kind of like that sometimes when you get the train into London you see some

interesting um like anti-tory stuff on there that's quite funny Really good street art Kind of adds to like the The atmosphere of some like places Yeah There's really beautiful ones Like I've seen But then there's

Because it's humans leaving their mark On their environment Which is Yeah Pretty essential sort of aspect Of human beings over You know Yeah

We've left markings of stuff All the time Yeah I'm of the other camp I think all walls Should be Blank and grey I might be misremembering this But I think

I don't know if you remember this gym But when we lived on Jersey Island There was like a skate park And I think there was like a designated Like graffiti wall Where like just anyone could Leave their mark on it So it was like a really cool

Just like hundreds of layers of them So that looked awesome Yeah I can't remember that Until the fire nation came and they destroyed it. Okay, we'll do some more after these messages. Life can be a dick sometimes. So get your dick from out your hand. And don't be a dick, wear a dick.

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So take it away. The Wizard Spoon is going to get this section rolling. Hello, you piss baby mong lords. What are your thoughts on the controversy with Warner Bros and Dennis Villeneuve? I know Denis Valneuve, where Villeneuve is threatening to sue WB because they want to release his new film, the new Dune adaptation, directly to streaming. Fuck, I can't speak. Villeneuve thinks that if it goes directly to streaming, it will kill his franchise plans.

So this has been a thing. cropping up ever since COVID and everything. Nolan's had his take and Denise come in too. I appreciate Dennis's very honest take, which is like, you're going to fuck up my money plan. Whereas Chris Nolan was just a bitch

and I wasn't interested in whatever he had to say. Do you think it will kill it? How successful was Blade Runner 2049? Not very. Yeah, I didn't think it was that. It was like a huge hit or anything. He's not Chris Nolan.

liked and all that but yeah yeah of course yeah it was like a huge hit in terms of like critics and like fan response and everything but it's not like the white it's not you know the dark night you know anything like that um or like a marvel movie or something but yeah i'm really excited for this but i i don't know if it will take anything away putting it straight on streaming because he can still if anything i think it's more likely that loads of people will watch it and just by like yeah just by merit of metrics alone Warner Bros should see how many people watched it and yeah, okay, do another.

And surely, wait, is WB stuff on HBO, like HBO streaming? I'm not sure, maybe. I think it is because that's where Wonder Woman is and that's WB. So we don't have that streaming service yet in the UK, which is annoying. But hopefully by the time Dune comes out, if it is put on streaming. But what are the options? It's either just delay it indefinitely, which they won't want to do, or put it on streaming

yeah I don't know because in one way it makes the idea of HBO Max or whatever it's called more alluring because then it's kind of like it's exclusive to the platform you know other companies of like the new Pixar movie and stuff

I know it's different way broader appeal but it's like it would be like that adult one I'm hyped for that movie but I do see the fears but I feel like that the franchise plan was already up in the air like the movie very well could have been a dud either which way yeah

yeah so i i don't know when it comes to that it was never a movie that i i looked at and was immediately like oh yeah that will do well if i'm more interesting because of the director yeah well yeah but loads of people most people don't well not most but there's still be a lot people who just don't care it's just a movie and if it doesn't grab them then they won't go and watch it for whatever reason yeah as far as profitability is concerned like it's like a science fiction book

those of people love that they've tried to it it's like infamous for how hard it is to adapt to me so David Lynch tried it yeah like it was that 2000 or the 90s or something I think it might be in the 80s maybe it was the early 90s I haven't actually seen it yeah I remember seeing it

about that one charity shops that pretty much sums it up okay Lucie Tuxin says Sorry if this has been asked before But I'm a fairly new To the loyal Jarmy Joined around episode 120

Don't be new I remember Jamie talking a little bit about Mad Max and think that he likes it If so, what does he think about the Mad Max games And movies Games Might as well touch base on this again I mean

Yeah I don't know what he means by games I guess they've been more than one I mean the last one was that When did it come out like 2015-16 something like that yeah it was around that time yeah um yeah well obviously i've only played the one game but i do like that game it does suffer from the very like far cry inspired of the time like open world generic sort of stuff but the fact that it's in the madmax world does make it a lot better and the car combat you don't really yeah yeah you don't see a lot of

combat like that in games anymore i feel like it was a big thing a few years back uh what's that like twisted metal type stuff oh yeah yeah yeah like the the the story and stuff is pretty worthless in the game but i i did a great time seem like the kind of game that could have had like a really good sequel or something they'd like it's right yeah yeah yeah up a bit because didn't it have like Batman Arkham combat or something weird like that? Yeah it did and yet another trope at the time

it was basically just like that Lord of the Rings game yeah yeah yeah which was just like an Arkham game in ways yeah an Arkham game crossed with Assassin's Creed apart from

the protagonist at Mad Max isn't a fucking nobody just like Aragorn rip-off I fucking hate the protagonist in those games This is a tangent but I started playing the sequel To that Lord of the Rings game Yeah same

And it's a good game But I don't want to play it purely because the protagonist It's so bad It is so fucking bad Yeah he's just Troy Baker Yorn Playing Aragorn but worse yawn yeah it's so fucking boring it's Troy Baker

mm-hmm yeah that immediately turns me away from it I can already tell how sick I'd get of a boring character being voiced by Troy Baker doing his boring voice mm-hmm not to say that Troy Baker has a boring voice but he has a boring voice that he can do well when you've heard it so many times it's like yeah you can't see past the actor at that point yeah that's the issue but um going back to mad max the movies it honestly this might sound exaggeratory but i think it might be my favorite franchise of all time really yeah i guess because of thunderdome right mostly well i i kind of like thunderdome i have only seen it once and

it was a while ago but like i think it's overblown how bad that movie is but like one and two pretty sick and then Fury Road obviously holy shit one of the best action movies just like ever yeah hopefully the sequels come through sounds like someone hasn't watched Men in Black recently but bad third movies though

rewatching Return of the Jedi like the other night I really don't like that movie I really don't yeah it's got one of fucking bad does it slip into Like, how close does it get to being with the prequels in terms of where you'd position it? Does it get close? It's not as bad as the prequels because it has the Luke stuff, but...

Like, is the start of the prequels there, in terms of just, like, lazy filmmaking? Yeah, because apparently the behind the scenes of it is that George was kind of sick of making Star Wars movies and he had like a plan for three more movies that weren't like the prequel. or anything, like, it was going to be, like, the whole Palpatine story was going to be its own three-movie thing, and the villain of episode six was supposed to be Boba-Fert, which makes so much sense with the way he's, like, built up in episode five. Yeah, yeah, I always found that weird. The way they just, yeah, it is really weird, and that would have been awesome.

If it was, like, a Jabba's Palace, like, thing with Boba-Fet being built up, they could have done so much with that, but I guess he wanted to be done with it, but whatever. Here's a controversial take Thunderdame is better than Return of the Jedi Now you're just saying Inflammatory things The CG bullshit

No genuinely Like Return of the Jedi may peak higher But Dude you ain't No people that do I'm sorry the EWalk shit I can't with that It's actually so fucking bad

It's so fucking bad It's not cool it's fucking lame whereas Mel Gibson fucking like driving a train or something going mental at the end that shit's awesome

the Thunderdame scene where he's on like a bungee court and he's jumping around this dude with some disabilities or something Jesus it just sounds like a real movie Mel Gibson just saw like jumping around

and he's doing with disabilities or something he's jumping around attacking a man with mental disabilities. I've never actually seen Thunderdame, I've seen one and two. From what I've said, do you not want, do you still not want to watch it? Well, man, I'm very intrigued now. Look, I'm clean, living baby has a quick one. Thoughts on Lego set 60291 having a Paisley.

I'm looking at a picture now and it's, they've done it. They've made a Lego Golden Retriever, which is kind of kind of awesome. I might have to bricklink one of these bad boys. What was it? Lego set, what was it? 60291. How do you make buying Lego sound like an arms deal? What do you think, Reuben, have you found it?

It's like in a bucket. Yeah, yeah, it's a little dog in a bucket. Oh, there's a picture of it not in the bucket. Oh yeah, that's quite good, isn't it? quite good isn't it yeah I just need a corgi one and then everything can come together maybe they'll do like a Queen's Palace set or some shit maybe when she dies Jesus that's dark a poopie 43 is an interesting one for us hey mingers this year I've been really getting into Kanye and recently I listened to yay I like the

album overall but I found out violent crimes was ghostwritten which completely destroyed the album for me, because that song was so personal, and I don't think I could ever listen to it again. My question for you guys is, what's your opinion on ghostwriters? Do you think that you can get past them? Because a huge defense of them is that the artist is still telling the ghost writer what they want the song to be about, and the ghost writer is just putting it into lyrics. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. That is surprising considering what that song is about. that's the one about like his daughters

because that whole album is him like like realizing some of the weird shit and this weird attitude to women I guess because that's what that song is about like changing that ever since getting having a daughter but if it's if it's ghostwritten that is fucking weird yeah I just sort of damage it particularly something like that but um I don't know really

because I don't know if I give a shit I think is basically it I don't know if I give a shit yeah if it's still like a good song I guess he actually tweeted it out in 2018 partisan Fontaine wrote the violent crimes versus

I changed two lines he wrote the entire song though I don't know the ghost in the industry yeah it's it's what's it what was that beef where like the rappers were making fun of each other is it Kendrick making fun of Drake or something oh is it allegedly it was Drake that it was

well no I think it was sort of Kendrick was making fun of somebody and recently Drake had been being made fun of for having ghost writers right his best project ever which was um what was it called if you're reading this is too late which is his best project. Oh really? Is that like confirmed or is it what kind of remit? I don't know if it's confirmed or not. I really can't remember. I just I just remember that being a talking point. And then that same year, Gendrick made fun of ghost racers.

So. But hasn't Kanye made fun of ghost writers before? I know. Probably. Might be getting confused. He said a lot of shit over the years. Half of which contradicts the other at this point. James, you even there?

You haven't said anything for a while. It's hard to have a thing on ghostwriters, really. But is it ghostwriting if you just said it? Like, I thought the idea of a ghostwriter is when you sort of try to take credit for something that you didn't write. Well, yeah, because that's, I mean, I think it's just sort of bad, because, like, Kanye, we already know as, like, an exceptional artist. I guess you have to take it on a case-by-case thing, Drake isn't like a hugely talented, a writer of songs or juicer or really like anything in that capacity.

I mean, he's like a pop star, whatever, that's fine and shit. So when his like sort of best rap project ever, if you're reading this, it's too late, it's just sort of revealed, oh yeah, actually he didn't really do a lot of it, really. It just sort of doesn't look. It doesn't really look that good. It makes me a bit like, I don't, I'll still enjoy whatever like. You know, if there's a Drake song that comes out and I like the Drake song, I'm fine with liking a Drake song. I don't care. But I don't like, I would never hold him in the same esteem as someone like Kanye.

Yeah, yeah. You can still enjoy it. It just does diminish it a bit, doesn't it? Okay. Oil underscore Hollick says, which fictional character would you punch square in the face and why? Mine would be Micah Bell. Um.

Punch Batman, just to say I punched Batman I wouldn't do that because I'd break every bone in my body Fictional characters R-slash atheism I'd punch Jesus I don't fucking know Yeah I'm struggling to think of it There isn't like a meme joke one

Captain Del Rio Of the internet of the infinity yeah fuck it that's my final answer I'm fine with that you got one Jim I'm struggling to think

of fictional characters is there not like a mad max naughty that you want to punch or something one of the children from Thunderdame um

maybe uh helicopter go no I was gonna say maybe the like gyrocopter go he's a bit of a can I thought it was nice What about

James, James, wouldn't you want to get Slap Jaja or something? No I'd want to have a beer with Jarjo I'd fucking slap Bilbo though Give Bilbo a slap would you? Yeah

I'd give Legolas a slap if you know what I'm saying Ha ha ha ha Meg Egg Lego 1 says Hey Mingers I was wondering whether any of you guys Have a deep passionate love for a certain food. For example, one of my closest friends absolutely adores ice and constantly eats it. That's not a food. To the point where her mum banned her from it because she ate too much

and vomited up pure water. Thoughts on this? Lots of love. It's not food. Yeah, it's ice. But you're already on thin ice with your concept to begin with, so. My dogs love ice. Dogs love ice. Skidding it around and shit, aren't they? Chewing it, a bit of fun. Pacey just likes eating it as if it's like an actual treat. Well... Not the brightest, doggie.

I like a lot of food. Oh, James, there's one answer for you. Yeah, those are one off here. It's bread. Thank you. Casper's. Bread and Casper's. No, Casper's shit. What was that bread shit you were tweeting about? Was it a tweet?

Something about bread? Yeah We were talking about it here Oh, bread He was just coming out All sorts of nonsense about bread What was it he said Okay

I was an explosion of flavour Yeah Yeah Oh no I was talking about Chris Oh no Yeah that I thought me There's so many bread stories recently

Bread has Bread is an explosion of flavor in your mouth. When you get that really fresh bread with that really nice butter and it's like, boom, you transport to the fucking cream dimension and it's

lovely. Cream dimension? Yeah, why the cream dimension? Cream. I fucking love bread. Nobody loves bread more than me. I've just never fucking heard someone describe bread as an explosion of flavor.

People are so funny to me. People who love bread will know what I mean. It's not an excellent bread. Nothing. Yeah, it's just a lot. No, no, no, no, no. I've never ever eaten anything that's hit me the same way fresh bread does. I can't fucking get enough of it.

It completely changes the game. If you go to a fucking fancy restaurant, the fucking main meal doesn't matter to you. It's the fucking start of breadwin. It's straight out of the oven. It's warm. You cut it up and it's just... the kneltz in your mouth yeah oh yes it's incredible i love it so much bread and butter just bread and butter just it changed it's so good it's so good

anyone else have an answer i'm happy to just move on yeah let's go let's go fuck you got me thinking about wed okay actually my answer would be uh uh uh ice Mr. O K-K-S-M-Gur says Killer Croc versus Gorilla Grod No mind-control helmet Who wins? Also, who's funnier? Gar-Grode-Rot is funnier. Arkham-Killer-Crock, it would be, like,

I really feel could beat anything, you know, I'm sort of surprised Batman gets away of it against Arkham-Killer-Krook. Yeah, true. Do we agree that Gorilla-Grod is funnier than Killer-Crock? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. I don't know, I, I feel like it's closer than you're giving, giving it credit. Well, if you think about Suicide Squad, Kill a Crook.

That's not funny, that's just the piss me off, you know. They've ruined Killer Crook. But have you seen, Guerrilla Grodd is in like an episode of that, uh, CW Flash show. And in the season he first showed up, they like, they like spent all of the season's budget on like the guerrilla Grod episode and it's fucking hilarious. So Gorilla Grod is funny. He's inherently way funnier and the fact he's a Flash character as well. It's just stupid.

Yeah, he's like the Flash of nemesis. Like why is a gorilla? Yeah, the antithesis of speed is a gorilla. Yeah. What? Yeah, I feel like if you do boil it down to... Yeah, if you boil it down to the superhero and their arch nemesis, that's, like, important. You know, if the villain is cool, it kind of implies that there's some kind of dynamic there.

But if it's a fucking giant gorilla, like, it's just, it's just dumb. There's no, there's no, they don't, like, I'm not sure why they're like, yeah, that's, those are equivalents. No, but to be fair, I'm, I'm thinking now. Spider-Man, right? One of his arch-nemesis is a goblin, a giant goblin. You don't think, Spider-Man's interesting because his villains are stupid.

Yeah, exactly. Guerrilla's are like a thing, you know? Goblins aren't a thing. Spider-Man's not a thing. Also, he's got Docok. He's got Venom. But, like, octopus, you know? Venom, I think, is stupid. Like, octopus, animal.

scorpion animal vulture animal goblin animal what I seem to say I don't know enough about the character is he like wear a Halloween costume or something

why does he or does he actually mutate to have a face of a goblin do you remember him in spider verse he's like a giant goblin yeah but that that movie has some unique designs though but he genuinely turns into a goblin what about hobgoblin

yeah hobgoblin is just green goblin's sun goddammit if you just remove yourself from this shit it's hilariously stupid yeah uh okay marmite as yum says when was the last time you guys fell over uh quite initially on a regular basis I nearly fell over the other day when it was really icy on the pavement I'm clumsy I fall over often

I can't help it do you have any specific memories of it I fall over a fair amount actually especially when I'm on dog walks going through muddy places nothing too funny that's like that's rough to wane I'm talking like flat toane will you fall over?

Yes. I can't think of... No, the only one I can think of is it's from like sometime last year or the year before last. I don't know because obviously COVID means there's only a very small window in which I could have been at the pub,

so I don't know. I was at the pub on a chair and I was pretty pissed up and I leaned over too far and I fell off the chair. Weehe. That was it. Fortunately, the pub was really busy and shit, so it didn't matter.

People weren't paying any attention. I just got back up and carried on my merry way. So, yeah. Jim, have you got a funny fallover story? The main one I remember is years and years ago, when we were all much younger lads, we were in one of the forests we used to just go and do things, I guess. Don't sit it like that And Sharon

It's just out in the forest Doing things That is what we do they And I was trying to kick a brunt Well there was this whole tree That was like so close to falling over We were like We have to make the tree fall over

And I was like You know I'm gonna kick it I'm gonna like high kick above my head And my fucking the leg that was kicking just took my entire body with it. So I just went sideways and fucking

splattered on the ground. And it was like the one time you weren't filming us on your iPod. So it was all for nothing. All for nothing. Yeah, and we never even were the ones that knock that tree down. Someone else did. So there were other people

going out into those words to do things. Yeah, no, I've... Yeah, no, I've wandered back there a few times, just out of like nostalgia and interest and I found like all sorts of weird shit in that exact same area like the laughing gas canisters sound loads of those

it is kind of a fucking creepy area it is a creepy place yeah fuck that we just loved going there we just went there like every weekend yeah remember when we try and tame the balls where the balls were there yeah

try and rodeo y-ha poaching a bull's testicles while hiding behind the finest fence in the world was not my brightest idea at least alex at least i did what you stayed with me like no i did no it was alex no it was me because reuben and alex ran away because they were too scared i'm not interested yeah i'm not interested in being fucking flat and by a bull but i just wanted to be able to get james's dog tags if the worst were to happen what would you take from his body as like his head

the trophy oh my god no his shorts the ones he's probably wearing right now I ain't got shorts I ain't got shorts on I still have those shorts Oh my wait wait stop

One they What's the green shorts The shorts I still use They're like a completely ripped bottom They don't even of what shorts? I miss what you said. Yeah.

No, but they're not... Oh, the cream ones, yeah. Yeah, because I walked into Tesco's wearing them and I didn't realize and my entire bottom was on show because they're fucked. It's just hanging out. I don't have a picture of it.

I have a picture of James wearing some, like, gray sort of jogger shorts. Yeah. No, I still... No, those... I still got those shorts because they're... Work shorts, but no, yeah, you can continue, reminiscing.

Paul Specter has one. Hey Jar, I'd like to start by claiming that I'm the only Latvian Jarling. If anyone would like to challenge that claim, please go ahead. What I wanted to inquire is, however, about the extent of your knowledge of the Baltic states, or if you can even name them. As an inhabitant of one of the three myself, I can definitely say that there isn't much representation of us in popular media. The best example I can think of is the car sequence. set in Estonia and Tenet.

There was a long portion of my life that I hated living here because of that exact reason, but now I've come to appreciate my fairly unique culture and history. Maybe you guys can come and visit some time after the pandemic is finally over. We're pretty cheap out here.

So I guess my point is which Madagascar characters is each of the Baltic states. There are only three though. See, there's a thing. I guess there's someone's going to have to share. I'm actually planning to go to Latvia. I want to go to

Riga. Riga looks like a beautiful city and I was going to go there and I'm going to go there. So I will be in that part of the world at some point. But the actual question, there's Latvia, there's Lithuania. I don't know if that's Baltic, but I know it's in that area.

I'd like to think in Macedonia, but I can't confirm that. I just know that it's a country. I googled it, so I just know the answers. Yeah, so there's obviously Labia, which you've already mentioned, there's... What are the Baltic regions of Europe,

who've been? I know this, I've got the three... You were right with Latvia and Lithuania, and the last one is Estonia. I googled it just immediately, because I don't know them, but... Yeah, me neither. I've got no fucking clue. Geography sucks.

I know them because of drifting. Of course. Drifting permeates all cultures, somehow. It brings every... everyone together. No, they, it generally does look like a really beautiful part of the world. Like, damn, it looks fucking gorgeous. Surely someone's ever been to South Swindon?

But I don't know, I guess Latvia would be, I'd probably say Alex. Lithuania, maybe... Oh. Melvin. And Estonia would be... be um Gloria so no Marty

and he's free what is Marty at the woods is his name is his name is his name Melvin is that what he's called I actually can't remember

like I don't I don't know right I don't know characters yeah James knows seeing him show up yeah no

including knows it better than me but seeing seeing Melvin show up in Band of Brothers was like a real fuck you moment he's in Band of Brothers brothers?

Yeah. Is he my from friends? Yes. Yeah. He's just smacked in the box. Who is? Him. Him.

In the story he's like disrespected. Melvin? Yes. Yeah, they don't like him in the story, yeah. I respect. Another weird thing is that Michael Fassbender is in it, but he's like, I guess he wasn't a big actor at the time. So he's just like a side guy.

Yeah. And Tom Hardy as well. Did he notice James McAvoy's appearance? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's another one. Just every big British actor, I guess. Kylo Who has one. What happened to James' trampoline from last year's Cringmuss?

Yeah, James, do you want to explain what happened to that one? I swear we did. No, I think I either edited it out or... Should we do the next question? Purposefully... Yeah, sure. I'm only... It's only going to come out if James says it, because I'm not going to say it.

I'm not saying it. It's make up a tragic story about what happened with it. Like something went wrong that we just can't talk about. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think. Well, this is a question to you, guys, not to anyone else. Let's do a couple more then. I hate Blue 55, says, has one about hunting. Not long ago, there was a discussion on the morality of sport hunting.

The general consensus among the group was there. any hunting that was for fun rather than resource should be considered a moral. I enjoyed the passion you demonstrated, but think there's more to this discussion that may provoke new perspectives. I'm not the most educated on the entire situation, but there are apparently many exotic animal ranches in Texas, animals like zebra and gazelle, are thriving and continent. They would never originally be able to. The ranchers use big game hunting as a form of business, where they allow hunters to come

and kill the predetermined animal. the money received from the hunter goes towards expanding the business which also implies conservation efforts for the animals apparently some animals have been brought back from the brink of extinction because of the profit the ranchers receive from allowing

big game hunting what are your thoughts on the morality of this process could you consider it more equal to or less moral than normal big game hunting well to start this we have been hunting recently shut up

it's not I what if like an I don't know if like the unintended consequences that you happen to be

yeah like that's not the goal is it yeah I mean maybe if we still kind of fucked up

didn't push animals to the brink of extinction in the first place it's kind of crazy how that works you know just not

doing that how they get in the profits are they bringing in like whatever animals exotic animals letting someone

kill one to then and they make money off of it so they can then conserve more or they could just not kill them and then they'd expand anyway because they mate why do you need to kill no because supply and demand

it's a business out of animal slaughter so what is it's rich people want to be richer they want to make profit of killing animals well yeah they're not doing it for conservation they're doing it so people have a place they can go to kill a zebra if they want to

you can't remove that from the concept yeah I feel like there's still it's sure you could argue that it's in what it's I don't know it's in the pursuit of something good but the reason that that pursuit is even occurring is probably because

of something immoral that humans did anyway so just play the hunter yeah yeah just play the hunter all of the wild it's like just as good yeah speaking of um of Louis Theroux there's a good episode where he goes to

I can't remember what country he goes to but it is one of these places that a lot of Americans go to so they can kill like rare animals when can we start going to America to kill animals rare Americans oh guys I bagged me in Obama oh oh damn can't kill Obama I don't want to kill Obama I'm sorry I didn't mean it. Joseph Zed Khan has a role play. Oh, no.

I don't, I... The problem with roleplays like this is I really don't know how you're supposed to enact it in any way. And really the joke is just reading the concept, which is what I'd do. A sausage party type world where food is sentient. Alex is chalmay and super noodle. Jim is a can of Heinz baked beans, reduced sugar. James is himself, the human wanting to mix these two foods together. Ruben is Randy Newman, singing a song about what it's like to be eaten with your best buddy.

Yeah. You know, yeah, we can move on. There's only two left here. I'm just going to leave it alone then. I just wanted to read it because I thought the imagery was funny enough on its own, you know? People don't understand imagery. They don't get it. Should we get a big budget and under payloads of animators to make this movie for us then? food fight too or whatever the fuck

the longer the more time that passes the more I despise sausage party yeah somehow talk about fucking awful metaphors where it's like you're not even trying to hide this in anything clever it's so fucking overt god damn it

glitch time fail has up an ultimate one dear jar I have heard you all occasionally discuss Final Fancy 13 on past episodes I recently got into the Final Fantasy series and I want to know do you consider Final Fantasy 13 a good game

I know that some hate it and some love it also have you played any other Final Fantasy games cheers My My favourite Final Fantasy is Final Fantasy It's the only one you played No that's not true Because I played

15 No wait what's the one that I remember 15 because it's the one of all the nice boys in the car I thought 15 was the MMO no that's 14 no that's 14 you fool I've played first first what's first is it 12 or 13 13 13 is the one you've played I've played the PSV, PSP one, which is Class 0. Oh shit, what was that called? That's right.

Type 0, type 0. Type 0, I've played that one, the HD remaster that came with episode Disgay, or episode discay came with that one. I never finished it, because it was a PSP game in their shit. I still have my disc copy of that. Okay, I'll admit. I've never finished a Final Fantasy, but I've played three of them. oh dear

they're not good games oh shut up thank you don't say that fanci 13 is full of boring I like that game a lot I like Final Fantasy 13 a lot

I like it's uninspired it is totally boring lame and uninspired the direction sucks yeah and the story doesn't make any sense in fact it's totally incomprehensible that you can go out of your to sort of, you can read the

definition in the little codex of everything they're referring to and you still will not have any, you won't be any closer to knowing why anything's happening. You think you know for a bit. You know, I've been asked when I've been playing that game again, so what's happening? And I'd be like, well, I can say what's happening. You know, this group is that group and that group.

I don't know why any of it's happening, though. I've no fucking idea to this date. And I played that game. The Seath? Well, you become a Seat. You're a C. And then you become a seet if you fail your task. Yeah, and there's some other bullshit as well, I think. It might be the worst story I've ever experienced in a game.

I think it's that bad. I can't follow it. I can't. I don't know what's going on. I remember just thinking, oh, this must be just too clever for me when I was like 13 and first played it or whatever. But no, it's just complete fucking nonsense. I'd probably recommend it for like what the game,

because you know people say oh it gets good eventually i think it starts to get sort of good like chapter three which takes you like what four hours i don't know i think playing it for the first time you might be um you might just sort of be takes you know like oh cool environments and you can probably get through on that alone i mean it sounds that you've got some patience if you're willing to try other final fantasy games because like you finished one you finished one of them that's pretty good yeah talking about fucking awful main characters and games lightning is such a fucking bad character it's like part of her design is that she has no personality or something it's one of those right um yeah it's uh it does have something good there

which kind of in the sequel the second one what's a cool final fantasy 13 2 yeah like it just get straight to the combat system yeah it has like a decent gameplay mechanics basically They do have some very, like, nice environments, and a variety of environments. Yeah, because I think that... It's good music, for sure. There's definitely production value. Yeah, it's got really good music. Yeah, it has very high production value.

It's just... The actual, like, gameplay systems take so fucking long to get going. But it is a fundamentally good combat system at its heart. It's just the way it's implemented is so fucked in that game. But I have a lot of love for the game. So I don't even... enough, I'm a good... If you could get it for like five pounds,

give it a go and then refund it or something if you don't like it, yeah, fuck it, why not? Jim, you played it a bit, didn't you? I actually did, I had a bit of a neo experience with it where I played it for like half an hour and I was late. Half an hour's not enough for that game, you need at least 12.

Yeah, it gets good after the first 20 hours, bro. Yeah, I swear. But like, is it just the characters the cut scenes are so obnoxious like you said the story is just complete bullshit

it's the thing is I'm fine with like a I'm fine with a bullshit story but it's a bullshit story with like an ego and I can't be dealing with that I can't deal with it so yeah I just I did the first boss and

it just wasn't fun ever and I play 15 as well and 15 was bad I did yeah I had another experience where I did this like cave thing and

it wasn't fun and then I finished the cave thing left the cave and then we're just attacked by crabs and one of them like downed me and I just thought to myself wait I haven't had fun

for a single second that I've been playing this. Why am I still playing this? So I just... Yeah, that's another game I've sailed on more... I think it wasn't ready. And I think it's, like, supposed to be good now or something. Like, you can play as every party member.

It's like a bunch of new shit you can do. But, like, I've already done everything in the game. Like, I don't want to go through it all again. But I had some good ideas, and it was definitely better than 13, probably, but... Yeah, I'd give it that. I think if you're going to play... Again, the story sucks. Yeah.

You probably know what you're getting into with them. The story is complete cut. Well, no, that's not fair. Not with your RPGs, but 13 and 15 of awful stories. Is Sean Bean in 15? Or is that just the movie? I think it's just the movie. I forgot about that because the day one patch for 15 had like silent, like,

instrumental, like, cutscenes from that movie. They weren't allowed to put it in their own game. What? Yeah. Yeah. Weren't allowed to have their own movie in their own game. Wow. I guess they didn't have the voice actors, like, clearance or whatever.

Yeah, use their likeness or whatever in any capacity. So it just makes it more confusing, if anything. These, like, really high production cut scenes. Oh, the movie's really fucking bad. Aaron Paul's in it. Yeah, it's the main character. Yeah, it's the main character. Yeah, it really felt like they were so close with 15.

It's like, man, if you just re, if you really, structured the story a little bit because I remember when the moment the story like crumbled under itself was when like you find out that like the main character's dad dies like from a newspaper headline or something and everyone was just like what

yeah yeah it's all really like detached and fucking weird it's like playing weird like coy sort of instrumental music that's like and they're like kicking around and it's like

what his dad just died does he not care yeah like that was a weird thing with that game was like half of the music was like some of the best final fantasy music yeah really good but the other half was like so fucking bad what's that fucking kind me like 50% hate you 50% fuck you yeah people don't love you 50% fuck you to be fair to that one though I thought the uh the characters in the party were like way way more interesting and likable yeah yeah 13 Much better than 13. Yeah, 13.

No, not a single one of them was good. SARS was the only, like, sympathetic one. Yeah. There was a bit of a problem that I found with 15 with, like, the weird, like, art direction. Ah, because it was dated, isn't it? It was quite a clash. It was dated, and you're in, like, a normal Final Fantasy kind of environment, but driving a car around with all these, like,

scene guys like yeah yeah it was fucking really weird it was it was a boy band road trip yeah it was a boy band road trip but yeah just weighed down by the fucking typical final fancy horse shit um as far as the other final fantasy games i've played i played the whole final fantasy 13 trilogy on the expert on that on that whole thing even lightning returns had like a time limit I like you know I stopped at that point I played 13 I played 13 loads and I played 132 and then

just lightning returns I don't even know why the fuck you bought it I was like why I think I was like really into like RPGs and JRP's and stuff like that at the time but unlike the 360 there really wasn't that much choice you know but my favorite one's probably 12

mostly for like nostalgia I guess but replaying it the last year or something I it's more consistent with like the art style stuff and the characters with the you know and the mix of like the way crystals are like what technology's based around and like energy and shit like that it was before it went like a bit too far for me I've also played someone on DS3 I think and um fuck the one where that starts with whether in like mex or some shit it's like a Game Boy one played that one too and there was a Final Fantasy 12 DS like spin-off game which I quite liked it was really fucking hard

way too hard it was the typical just JLPG random difficulty spike at a certain point yeah a lot of it's like really outdated design now I think that's where like 15 crumbles

because if 15 came out like a few years before if 15 came out when 13 did it probably would be like considered really good yeah I don't know okay let's end on this one then from cindarian monkey you wake up in the body of Agile the Corgi how do you communicate to the rest of the cast that you are a man not beast Jim how do you communicate that you are both man and beast that's a little preface I guess I would I know I'd do I'd start

doing like you know like in the cats and dogs movies when they like turn to CG and start doing like cringy dances and stuff like that I just do one of those and you'd instantly know I think I do a gangnam style or something but if you're limited by I can imagine a reuben just dabbing as a dog and then you instantly know

surely you've got to be limited by like real dog laws no you're only limited as much as the cats and dogs CG cats and dogs are which is they're not limited they can do whatever they want

I think that's those are the rules Okay then I would Argy in a human body would be a great villain Yeah Argy in a human body Swap story goes

No no no no no no no no no no Yeah if Argy was put in a human body Imagine the carnage He just He didn't even know what to do Like would he know how to speak You know with it You know what happens when a brain

From another creature is put into the body Or something it's not familiar with. He'd be like a bender in that episode of Futurama. Just party too hard, get fat and die. What would you do, James? To show you that I am me inside Argi? Yeah. I was, I don't know.

Like, what, because I could sit in the kitchen just stare at bread. Like, but that could just be popping. Like, well, I don't know what. Well, I don't know what it's possible. You're too dog-like as a human to be able to... Yeah, sorry, man. He's just trapped in the dog forever. We're in dog purgatory.

Well, to be honest, that'd be pretty decent of Argy. Get to eat some poop sometimes, maybe you have some bit of chicken. Yeah, seems like a good life. Eat bread, then eat your own shit. Yes, the bread... Eat your bread shit. Alex, did you mention that on the cast yet? I can't remember if I did.

Pretty foul. It's a relatively new behaviour where once, if you fed him something particularly delicious the night or two before, I guess their sniffers are so good. He can smell like what's left of it. So he goes in for round two. Like a rabbit. It's disgusting.

He takes a fishy shit. And loves the smell of it, so he just starts eating. I saw him go into the garden, start shitting, and, like, turn around on the spot while still shitting and begin eating. Oh, my God. He never did this before getting meningitis, though, so I just blame it on that. He had about 10 minutes of life before getting meningitis. I don't even have you can like there's not much

comparison, not much room he's always been a shit eater, a shit eater if you will. Yeah, it's like folks eat they're sick, they'll like be sick and then just eat it. Like, but eating their shit.

While they're still shitting. Yeah, that's different. I like he's just shit obsessed. He loves rolling in it as well. He like Like, bathing in shit and then eating his own. But loads of dogs roll in shit. You can't hold that against dog.

Well, apparently it's quite normal for dogs to eat their own shit. This is a prissy, fussy boy. Imagine it. Imagine, like, you just had, like, a kowie or, like, a kebab. You're doing a shit, and you know you're getting this shit. So you never look at it and think, oh, yummy. We are human, my. That's a delicacy for a dog there.

Yeah, but that's, you know, that's, that's nature. Yeah, and eat us eating our own shit is like toxic to us, so. Surely, yeah, yeah. Because it's shit at the end of the day. No, no. No, dude, think about the shit they eat, like, literally, like, they eat all sorts of nonsense in their tummy. They just have different makeup. They can eat just garbage.

They're just built different. All right, dogs are built different. They legit are. They got strong tum-tum. Another thing he started doing. is um once he gets out into the garden and knows he's in the poo town he's like he's so stubborn like he won't come in if you're like come on come back in even if it's like minus three outside he stays out there so he can eat the shit he's got an addiction to

eating shit my strange addiction I eat my own shit fuck uh well we got through them guys That's all we got in terms of questions. Anyone want to wrap this up? Go on James. Send us away. Come on, Tyler. Thank you for watching this episode of the drama media podcast.

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