JAR Media Posdact - 6 INCHES

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 10:46 Housekeeping 34:50 Ayn Rand CBT 47:47 Mid Break 49:37 Question Segment: 15% GONE 59:53 Tape the Chase 1:01:11 Soreen Lover has snapped 1:07:39 Venomized CBT 1:08:13 Cringey Brit Voices in Watch Dogs Legion 1:10:28 Nice Calming Memories 1:26:27 Coke AI Ad Drama 1:31:50 An Attempt at Trick 1:34:33 Patron Names #BroCastS6E2

Yeah. This is the kind of thing that I like to take drugs to. It's so lame. Yeah. This is the type of beat I like to take drugs to. I don't enjoy drugs, I take them. And they take me. I don't do drugs, I take them.

I don't enjoy drugs. They just sort of control. Have you ever actually considered the fact that coffee's a drug in the end? Have you ever even realised that beer is its own drug of a type? What do you mean by that? Quantify that in ways extreme. Beer, vodka, peach shnaps. Beer, drug, yes. Vodka, not tonic.

Vodka medication. Health tonic. Yeah. Vodka needed. Vodka needed. Vodka prescribed. My doctor said I need to drink more vodka. My doctor said I need more cigars to keep me calm.

My doctor prescribed me calmness drugs. I love calmness drugs like vodka. And... I guess someone got upset because you said that word an episode or two ago and I like just took the audio out. Right. Because the word means different things depending on the country. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was like, why's the big deal, brother?

Well, they were upset that I said it. No, they were upset that it was taken out. Oh, right. Yeah, but it can be flagged. Yeah, it gets flagged. Yeah. That's the main reason, I think. Or Samsung.

Oh, that's how I say. Who cares? Words aren't even real. Nothing's real. When you have enough vodkas. I don't know what, mate. When I'm too many vokas, I cannot string. I say, no, no, no. What's you mean you make this out of tasters? It's got to be healthy. It's made her fucking vegetables. From the ground.

It comes from the ground. I'll tell you what comes from the fucking ground. Moles. Moles? Yeah. Like the bug? Like the mammal. Are they mammals?

Yeah. Cool say they were. I thought they were big bugs. They're blind. I can't see shit. I'm going back in. I'm sniffing it. All I do is smell.

I'm using my little pink nose to feel. I've got a star-shaped nose type thing. Have you seen the ones with weird stars? Yeah, that's the most, isn't it? That's how they navigate. They go. Oh, I think the dirt's bringing me in this direction. Yeah.

Hmm. It smells like dirt. Everywhere. Well done, mole. Fucking idiot. And then the feel is like, I sense worm. Chase worm through dirt. Yeah.

Dig! Now! I love moles! I love worms! I'm kind of like a mole... no, a worm as a human. You... You are quite wormy. Yeah, a wormy fucking... Bats. ...fucking nasty worm. You're a vicious worm.

You know, you cut me in half and there's just two of me suddenly. Yeah, what the hell? Uh-oh. Uh-oh, which one do you consider still to be the true one? Hmm. Randy or me? yeah one being two beings that's what's crazy is that jarlings don't know that there have been secret randy episodes yeah yeah yeah whenever you get a bit too overstemmed it's just like yeah time to hop out andy need you again hello randy come on your worm

come on my better half come on half of the same creature Half of a creach, don't reach Don't preach Eat a peach Learn a thing or two Get teach Learn a thing or two Or four

Okay Whatever man Yeah, fuck that Ready to see something cool Nah Audio is on gonna be able to enjoy this Oh, should we? Do you actually understand what I'm going from in my tech hellscape?

You realize what's going on in this modern world? Yes. Hang on, let me just scan the room for enemies. Ah, yes, the chemical makeup of all sorts I see. The chemical concoction of everything I see now and understand it. Hold on. Don't understand it anymore. I must have been fun for audio.

Yeah, that was the coolest bit. I've got, look, I'm going to, I had an awesome idea. I've actually got to take this out, though. So speaking of good afternoon, morning, evening or good night, that leads me to say good afternoon, morning, evening or good night or good night or just night. Night. Have a bad night. No, good, afternoon, morning, evening or night. Like, the good is already there.

Bad afternoon evening. Yeah, that's like Shadow Realm. Hmm. A little wormy, wriggle. You can call me Shadow the Hedgehog and I got a big cock. You can call me Knuckles. My cock is small. I'm silver. I've got a medium-sized cock. I'm Sonic. I'm slightly above average.

I'm Tails. I got nothing. I'm Tails. I've just got a front. asshole all I have is asshole I have two assholes from one of the back yeah so this is the the number one sonic asshole podcast no it's definitely not there's definitely a big one yeah yeah for sure with the biggest asshole podcast though yeah asshole because the the thing we used to be the number one podcast in has been usurped or at least retired we can't really talk about it anymore That's a whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, move on, move on.

You'll have to move on from that one. Go, go, yeah, yeah. But, um, I'm Alex joined by Jim. Woo! Welcome to Brokast season six, episode two. Really? Yeah. What the?

Season five was all like, had a thematic through line. I don't know, the beginning, middle and end. Now, I don't know. I feel like season six might be a bit longer. Like, just go on, like, just kind of go on and on. I think, yeah, I think we're in for a slog. Yeah. I think mid-January, this one's going to go till.

If not longer. Yeah, longer, actually, February. Mid-February. Yeah. And then maybe a shorter season seven. Like, we've already done the one-season episode joke, haven't we? Have we? That's why we're already on season six.

Oops. Oopsie daisy. I love categorizing it into seasons. Just it tastes whenever you fancy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Arbitrarily

I feel like Season Episode 2 is like a good place to be there There's a good There's a good like Feeling to episode 2 Yeah episode 2 is like You know

It's kind of like The salad days Hey you're doing a number 1 Or number 2 Hey I'm doing number 3 over here What's that a poo And we at the same time dude No it's all three holes

Three He's got blood sick Piss shit the lot Yeah um well before we get too deep into the show into any more substance um substance is the uh

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you can leave suggestions and we'll get into those right now with housekeeping actually where we round conversations from the previous week or so who um mr junkins um can start us off here saying have you seen the new jar lightsaber's website content drop some seriously interesting stuff at play here so i showed you this earlier yeah yeah you're gonna put that video here i think i'll put it on the patreon actually

is it okay it won't fit for the pod you know yeah yeah yeah it's a bit too breezy fresh and easy But everyone should visit jarlightsabers.com. It's what it sounds like. It's, it's, you know, it offers unique products. It's, you know, it gets clicks, man. It's, um, yeah. And if, if you want to support the show and, um, the Star Wars, um, the Star Wars IP. The continued love the Star Wars.

Yeah, then head over to jarlightsabers.com. Um, subscribe. So, a couple here from the John Media Group chat. The GMGC. You're kidding! Sounds like politics. Where did that come from? The fucking JMGC?

Yeah. Doesn't that sound... The funding of the GMGC is just not appropriate. All right. I want to see the invoices go into the JMGC. I want it. audited now. The

J.M.G.C. Declared their annual and bi-annual and quarterly profits and delegations. Bo, blah, yeah, yeah. Oh, damn.

Fuck this country. Well, Ted Ryan said, it's my graduation today, boys. Can I, Ted, get a shout-out. Nice one, Ted. Although when Ted says today It's gonna be a different day than when this actually goes up, so Sorry, Ted

Um, Isaac said, tell Jamie I said hi Okay I'll do an impression of him saying hi Ha Ha! Leave me alone Roughly run said talk about whatever you like It's quite nice

Okay Um Finally we don't have to talk about Sonic anymore I started a new Dark Souls play-through. Cleric? Cheeky cleric. I went straight for the Zvi-Hander. So you're a new.

But? What? What? No, because I... Hello, I'm a cleric. What the fuck you talk about? Clerics... Hello, I'm clerical.

One of the most challenging ways to play. You're saying it's a hard mode within a hard mode? It's like the hardest mode there could be. I'm not going to use a shield. I'm going to use the Zvi-Hander, and I'm going to get lightning spear. And I'm going to get lightning spear. going to declare my taxes for the lightning spear and the Zvihander. Here, here, here, here, here.

All of my wealth is not hidden abroad in untraceable banks in the Cayman Islands. I don't live off just bank loans with no interest that I don't ever have to pay back using the equity within the funds of my stock shares and, and the geo- The JMGC, the GMGC, um, inside a trading, um, thank you. And that's huge news, actually, is that John Media is going public. We are in badly. Finally, finally, go in public on the stock market. I see the money. Money, money, money, money.

Um, so it's like, I know it might sound like a bummer, but like we're going to have to be, you know, we've got. it's a two-way street you know you invest in us yeah you buy the stocks we return that investment in droves easily yeah and we become slaves to whatever the shareholders wish yeah porny month every month it's the only way to keep it up the the the fucking 10 cent and the Saudi government are like, Pony month never ends. Yes, our Lord. Yeah, bro.

You have a fiduciary responsibility to Porni from Men in Black International. Please let us free. We're just innocent little songbirds. It was just meant to be one month. One month becomes two. Two months becomes six. Six months becomes year.

Maybe that one month shouldn't have. been so profitable then okay shallie camille comes no it's turning into it stop yeah stop it's actually it's weird it's kind of like you don't think it don't say it don't think it don't say yeah yeah yeah man yeah yeah yeah yeah i really feel like the the the core Structural DNA of the cast has been fundamentally forever changed from the events of October. Yeah, in like a multitude of various causations and effectations. The damage four episodes or healing, honestly. Yeah.

Things are perhaps as they should be. So, you know, it's like when you're on the stock market, market, it's like an acronym. It'd be like PWMY. Yeah. Ha ha. The New Jar Media

stocks are trending upwards with an incredibly huge fourth quarter based on a small enjoyable character of sorts. They've just become the second most expensive stocks just after Tesla.

We got Elon Musk buys us out. Yeah. You're mine. How the fuck do we get there? He'd be like I invented Pawnee. I invented Pawnee. He was my inspiration to get to Mars.

That's how he sounds, right? Yeah. I kind of invented Pawnee the way I am, the way I come up with all these kind of inventions. Kind of like Wallace from Wallace and Grammy type of. That's my Elon Musk. and not so keen on immigrants lad I invented a deporter lad

it teleports them to the cheese moon lad um what jeem house has the last one from the job media group chat before we go into just the normal regulars as a follow-up to what you guys consider a gamer game in last step how do you feel about the whole sims slash Stardue Valley slash Animal Crossing Don't Count Thing

As a lady that likes a little gamey Game every now and then I found that men seem to separate these three Because of their primarily female audience Which I find stupid and icky Because there's still video games At the end of the day. Thought? It's tricky because like

Angry Birds isn't like a Like a game Why not? It's not like a game You're not a gamer if you play Angry Birds But Angry Birds is a game I think Sims is Sims counts

I think all three of those do Stardu Valley does What was the third one? Animal Crossing Um No just because it's kind of cringe Yeah if like Pokemon is a fucking video game

So is Pokemon has Beasts battling Do you remember the scene? Oh I'm capturing Yeah You capture Animal Crossing has so much capturing

Yeah but no battling You can't catch a fish I think that's I think it's cool Because I think people are obsessed Like they won't play a game Unless it has a gun or a ball in it. A ball?

Yeah. Like a basketball. Like a football. Oh, hello, football. You know, or a car, maybe. Wheels. Yeah. Valid.

Like, these are getting like trucking simulator. Yeah, legendary. That's a gamer-ass game. Farming simulator. That's as hardcore as it gets. Yeah. People, like, farmers will work like 19 hours a day. And then for the rest of the day, play a farming simulator and go out and just

graft again. Yeah. They're putting in hours. It's training of sorts. Yeah. If Destiny's a video game, then... No, Destiny, you're not a gamer if you play Destiny. You're a fucking ass.

You're a... You're a vermin. You're a societal leech. If you play Destiny. You're a cultural leech. You're a culture vulture. You're some sort of vulture. you're like a human vulture

oh dear um what was I saying I don't know you're saying something kind of bad those those animal crossing is cringe and not cool

actually no I disagree no it's cool I like the do-do because um villager in smash claps true true he's throwing

his ass and animal crossing stages as well good Yeah Although the Animal Crossing race in Mario Kart is kind of mad Really? I don't remember it that well I've definitely played it It kind of sucks, like

There's just nothing crazy going on Because like Animal Crossing is boring No, it's cute You played it for like three hours and got bored Well yeah, but What's wrong with that? Doesn't mean it's not a game It is a game I've played animal crossing longer than I played

I'm gonna beat this out of wilds no that's crazy how long did you play animal crossing maybe like 15 hours huh are you actually going to beat that yeah I don't want to get like killed no you oh my god that's crazy

that's insane would you have anything more on the gamer thing for I can move on or are you just going to trap us into this um toxic discussion. Um, well it sort of depends if a game has primarily women

then you don't remember right. Right. Uh uh, A-E-U-E-O Did you just do all the vowels? A-E-O-A-O A-E-I-E-O. A-E-I-E-O.

See, English is easy if you actually listen. Yeah. What you're talking? about um well let's do some comments then why what do you not want to yeah i'm gonna call you a slur if you keep this shit up go on say it um biorno pizza can start this one off then i was sorry to hear about your guys guys's loss and alex's shitty evening i remember i found out my dad had relapsed while i was at a party worst vibe ever and anxiety is what they call the post blackout blues i remember one time i blacked out and started

crying in a bar. Not a fun time. Not fun. Not fun. And thank you for your thoughts. Yeah, thanks. I don't even know if I had anxiety, really. Yeah, you did. Did I? What was I doing?

Yeah, you were like, Oh my God. Oh, my God, I can't stop smiling. Yee! Oh, this smile won't leave my face. E! Is that what it is? I turned Joker. The next day rolls around.

You were the guy on that train. Brucey. I'm absolute joker. What does he do? Yeah, so not fun time. Oh, oh. I got to do some beeping for this one, but snaky snare. Says, don't cry because it's over.

Smile because it was perfectly done. Jane Cotton 1623 says no November And the Bog King 666 says He lingers and looms heavy Over this one And this one, dude I think it's going to take at least the same amount of episodes

That he was present for him to be late Yeah And it's going to be a process Yeah, yeah One Moa Fix says You're a cinephile, I watch Family Guy From the new Tame and Pallet album Sounds like something Jim would say to Alex in the cast.

Do you know about this? No. I mentioned Tame and Pallor's latest album. It's called Deadbeat. Which is your favorite Tame and Pallor album, I believe. I believe so, yeah. Osee in my mind with Dracula. I did a good joke when I put on Dracula and I was like,

yeah, Tame Pallas made this fire song for the new Hotel Transylvania. Yeah. And you're like, oh, they've made a new one, have they? And I was like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's straight and believe it. it because like and that's the best song in the album yeah yeah i was like i could picture him doing like an overly animated dance to that song and like it fits yeah and like he did a song for bobby and a bunch of shit yeah yeah yeah uh and the song sounds like that like it's uh i don't

know. In the end my name is pa- yeah I think of a beep in yeah do you know what I mean though like it sounds corny like I think it's intentionally corny

um yeah it's like a Halloween song yeah I don't know it's nice production yeah but um that line you're a cinephile I watch family guys from one of the other songs

on the album nice which people have really latched onto us to like why it's awful but it's more it's more just like the concept of the album isn't like interesting or cohesive and it's just kind of dull I like Dracula

and I like the opening song and that's all I really give a shit's about on it which is unfortunate because he hasn't released anything since 2020 um wow an album anyway yeah he's done a lot of the justice stuff was awesome um he's done yeah a bunch of good co-labs but as someone who's like a long time

tame impala fan I think it's his first, like, actually bad album. Damn. Which is, you know, he had a really good run, I guess. Still not impossible for him to release interesting stuff. It's just a shame. Yeah, I think... This is drumming, too.

It's all like electronic drums now, which I don't have anything about... Plug in. Anything against in concept, but it's like, man, you're a really good drummer. Why are you doing that? I feel like it should almost be the other way around. you know

but like as you get more and more resources and yeah you build up your skills that you'd go the other direction perhaps yeah yeah yeah like what duff punk did where they you know they do a score for a movie it teaches them how to use like an orchestra and integrate like an orchestra

into RAM and cut it off so well I can't really do shit now just leave it there my question is why is he Australian that is the kind of biggest issue I have with him Like, I just... Like, once I found that out, it's like...

Oh, so... You're pretending? And let alone when you find out that it's just one guy. It's like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really? Are you for real? Um, what, has he got, like, 10 arms?

Yeah. What is he, some kind of octopus Australian in it? Well, they got lots of them down there, I guess. No, they got jelly fingles. No, they got octopoe. The most poisonous, dangerous... Hang on, let me put my sleeve up properly. No, you're thinking of jellyfish.

No, they have the Portuguese man of war. They have the most poisonous octopus in the world in Australia. It's a little guy, got little rings. What did I do? They're saying that they don't have the most poisonous octopus in the goddamn world. They got the most poisonous Portuguese man of war jellyfish. Why not both? Now you're cooking.

Everything is the most poisonous like verse. like version of that thing in that country we've got the most poisonous rat the most poisonous goonsack hmm i drink that poison true pick your poison i pick the goon i pick the goon i pick the goon i pick the goon i pick the goon backwards is noog yeah what's the most complacent word you can just reverse easily in your mind. On a matter pier. Okay, go. They are not so many

how the fuck did you do that? I don't know. Um, well, Fred Joe 100 says heartbreaking. The day they're not allowed to talk about redacted. The episode gets shorter by about half an hour. He really was the lifeblood of the cast. Yeah, yeah, we got

nothing to say any. It's like, yeah, when you've when you reach such highs, how can you even recover? from being so mole below we were the moles below and redacted showed us a new way of seeing we've been forced

underground in a whole new world with just a handful of redacted we'll start we'll start redacted

again in the name of binkies and the diapers and the lies I love this is this one's good like we may not have redacted but we've got we've got binkies and we've got dipe I love shortening dipe

I love diaper shortened to dip dived up yeah I'm double dived up for this I'm double-dye toughin this bitch You're like You do you like do the The pat for your keys And your wallet

You do the binky pat on the back And the diaper pack on the front You got that the wrong way around Binkies go in the front No no no It's like in your pocket like ready to go Like that emergency bink Yeah yeah

You got to do like a grundle pat for the dip You got a spare of bink I can suck Oh shit I love my bink at home I always carry a spare I hope you're typed up double typed up with my binkie

Why haven't Workplaces Enforced dipes yet Because like them Well Amazon kind of do Yeah Yeah What was that sound? I just heard

Just a small friend running around in the background But HR Z 7214 said I'm eating a Tesco meal deal while watching this How do you know? It better have been the Christmas variant New flavors We got new flavor binkie and We got double dapped duck triple cheese

We got Binkid turkey dip Oh we're missing him bad Yeah We need him We're floundering Twisting in the wind Do you ever feel

Like a plastic bag Do da do do do do Looking for F Gary Gary to start again Well Deboose 6353 says Sad to see Alex and Jim have lost touch With real gamers

And only play soul slop what's a real gamer you fucking loser um a real game you mean like angry bears too i've got angry bears too on my phone phone what would they say what is a real game i guess so now not even souls games are allowed to be games anymore yeah what's the like current one what is it about what's it called nice there's a new one even the one by the finals people um It's an extraction shooter... Oh, with the robots that go... Yeah, they come down and they go perfectly...

Yeah, that game looks fun. I'd play that game if I had a PC. I'd play that game if you had like swords and shields and dragons, and it was made by Frum Software. Ark Raiders. Arc Raiders. It's got the shitters name. Hi, I'm an Ark Raider. Um, you got a pack for me to unlock? Yo, I just got the golden dip.

I got the platinum bink, dude. Yo, we need to extract. I just got the platinum bink. Yeah, fucking loser. Go play your extraction. Your extraction slop. Extraction slop isn't game a game. It is GamerGate. It's GamerGate.

Tia. I only play real games like fucking binky part four. story fucking telltale made the story with the double dipe I like the CD project read um double dipe sort of I was crying when the diaper fell out of the bink this is like just turning someone on in a way that I'm getting uncomfortable yeah I was so close

rewind um so I guess because October was kind of hijacked by a certain someone Who? Um Um I'm like, uh, yeah, I'm like, uh, yeah, I'm like, what's like the naked woman from, um, that Metal Gear 5? Silence, silence, uh, Bing, type. Uh, quiet.

Yeah, quiet. I'm like quiet when it comes to that guy. Like, I want to, I want to say, but I can't. Oh. That was such a random. What way of you get in there? Um, well, speaking of roundabouts, I want to do a deep dive breakdown on your favorite roundabout in the United Kingdom.

Um, I'm going to say, ah, that money was my phone. What the fuck? Um, I actually do have something. So you actually. Something real. Something real controversial, actually. We're finally doing it. Because the month had been high.

yet we haven't done a CBT in a while. A cringe or a base or a tough or a tuff or a diaper or a bink. CBTDB. So if you don't know, if you're new because you join during special month, it stands for cringe-based tough where we'll take an artist, a philosopher, a writer, a Dave Bluntz. Anybody who has quotes. Yeah. Philosopher, renowned writer.

Academic. Dave Blunt. We'll do fucking anyone. Yeah. We'll take them. We'll take usually about 10 quotes of theirs. And Jim has to not only give it a ranking of cringe-based or tough, based on his beliefs around the quote. how it feels about it.

But he also doesn't know who it is. Mm. So twists can happen, reveals can be unleashed. Um, so are you ready? Is this, this time, is it one person? This is one person. 10 quotes, one person, you don't know who it is. Uh-huh.

Um, are you ready? I know the rules. I'm ready when you are. Okay. Quote one from mystery. My happiness is not the means. means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose. We do it again. My happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose.

Based. Mm-hmm. I like that. You enjoy that one. Yeah. I've got no zero idea who it is. I don't think you're actually going to know. Maybe On the last one The very last one But next up is

Anyone who fights for the future Lives in it today Ooh Read it again Anyone who fights for the future Lives in it Today I feel like I

For me The jury's out on that Yeah I personally don't love that one I can't I I'll say tough because I like the sentiment I want it to be right

I like it in theory yeah but I don't know if it is yeah that's complicated one so what did you give it sorry a tough yeah it's definitely not cringe yeah happiness

is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values say that again happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values. Okay.

I'll give that based. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. If you don't know, the thing to do, sorry, let me reemphasize the way that said.

If you don't know, the thing to do is not to get scared, but to learn. Based. Base, base, base, base. Base, base. Mega fucking base. Mm-hmm.

The right to agree with others is not a problem in any society. It is the right to disagree that is crucial. How does that hit you? Read it down. The right to agree with others is not a problem in any society. It is the right to disagree that is crucial. How does that wash over you? it's it's layered sorry

I'm really thinking about this one oh that's fine I'm considering allowed um do you want to put a pause on it and come back round to it or what do you reckon

I'm really because I'm almost leaning towards cringe a little bit With that one. It's like, um... It's kind of cringially true. Hmm. I'm just going to give it a flat cringe, I think.

Sure. That one. Sure. I'm fine with giving that a cringe. Never think of pain or danger or enemies a moment longer than is necessary to fight them. Okay, read that again. Never think of pain or danger or enemies a moment longer. then is necessary to fight them.

Read it again. Never think of pain or danger or enemies a moment longer than is necessary to fight. Okay, that's base, that's cool. I like that. No, actually tough. That one's tough. That's tough as fuck, actually.

If any civilization is to survive, it is the morality of altruism that men have to reject. Read it again If any civilisation is to survive It is the morality of altruism That men have to reject Cringe

Like Was that number 10? That's what it gets interesting, no Okay There's three more Yeah, go on You're getting some idea, have any clue? That one is a bit of a clue, actually.

Yeah, I'm getting a bit of randian belief there. The question isn't who is going to let me. It's who is going to stop me. The question. The question isn't who is going to let me. It's who is going to stop me. Yeah, I mean, the thing is kind of true. yes based

it's fairly similar to the never think of pain or danger or enemies a moment longer than is necessary to fight yeah similar sort of a creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve not by the desire to beat others hmm that's tough that's tough yeah it's pretty tough and last

and perhaps least depending on your point of view an individualist is a man who says I will not run anyone's life nor let anyone run mine I will not rule nor be ruled I will not be a master nor a slave I will not sacrifice anyone

to myself do you want that again an individualist is a man who says I will not run anyone's life nor let anyone run mine I will not rule nor be ruled I will not be a master nor a slave

I will not sacrifice anyone to myself cringe do you know why is it einrand that's your guess that's my guess as to who it is you're correct

yeah I thought whipped out some iron rand for you I'm annoyed how good some of those are like I got a credit where credit's due I mean she's no doubt an interesting character yeah I don't know about the philosophy but um

yeah I this is also the first uh woman on CB2 really yeah well done ein the corgi yeah that's what I always think yeah interesting awful politics um

awful philosophy um not grounded in any reality um yeah i like i like her ideas about like creativity and stuff that's cool i love the um the one about create being creative is isn't about competition but just wanting to achieve yeah that's a really cool quote like credit where credits due um yeah i don't really understand her problem with altruism though i guess her yeah her philosophy was that there is no it was always selfish to be altruistic um it's a very like black and white like was it's like just so liberally um it's very sort of didactic and um

but like it just like the best the most moral things you can do is just generate money. Like, that was her belief. Which is interesting when she's talking about, like, creativity. Yeah. Unless she's defining what it means to achieve through, I guess, something material. Yeah, if that's the only, like, avenue that she sees it as. Yeah.

And, I mean, all in all, I think her beliefs kind of influence, like, the, Thatcher and Reagan politics so and bioshock yeah we got bioshock out of it so worth yeah because I thought you might get it with the I will not be a mustin or a slave

yeah yeah because I yeah a slave obeys I did make that link and the one when I looked at you that's when I first thought Einrand yeah well you said it The altruism one.

The Randian. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Indeed. Yeah.

Good choice. Good choice. Good choice. I wonder if anybody else in the listening got that. I think a lot of Americans will because I think a lot of Americans study her in school. Really? Yeah. Yeah.

That's fucking crazy. Jesus Christ. Well, I think it's like something wrong with studying her as a person. It's more like how it's framed, I guess. like yeah I'm just assuming isn't the idea you learn

like all of like all the perspectives as many as possible right um you want to be a rounded person because the meme is like you're like 13

you learn about einrand and then you become like a hyper libertarian because you also find weed at the same time why come I just have this all the time.

Why do I ever have to do anything else? No, that's crazy to me, to be just like giving time. Giving time. Yeah. So like a work, you know. It's like some crackpot, like.

I know it's very, very famous. Like Atlas shrugged and all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like for, like like not in a good way you know yeah i don't know i think it's interesting interesting interesting figure i've i recently like uh listen to like a video essay that kind of goes over a lot of the plot of atlas shrugged yeah and it's crazy fucking everything references it yeah but it's crazy it's like yeah i don't think the the the

philosophy in it is crazy, like batshit insane. I think that's part of why it's interesting to study, right? Or like, talk about anyway. Maybe. They're coming out in the 50s.

But yeah. I guess we'll see after these messages for a little bit more burps out of my mouth that sound like I wasn't expecting that. Yeah.

So what he saw what he say? By Tim Sticker Today. Yeah. Okay. Fine. What? I just edited out that really intense argument we had about Randian beliefs. What?

That was vile. That's what I think of iron, you fucking cow. Welcome to the second half of the cast. We'll be answered questions from the Jiam Media subreddit. I didn't mean cow in a misogynistic way. How did you mean it? I meant it in you stupid libertarian cow. Like...

But non-gendered. Non-gendered cow. Male cow. A cow with tits. Like from barnyard. No, the one from by... Yeah. He's got all of it.

He's got, yeah. The trans cow. Yeah. I'm Barnyard Cow. I'm a trans icon. If you got this far, comment. I love Ayn Rand. No, don't comment that.

Oh. Okay, if you got this far, comment, I disagree with the politics and philosophy of Ayn Rand. Yeah, yeah. You can customize it to whatever your personal beliefs are, I guess. Yeah, so then we can ban the people who... Yeah, we know. The wrong opinions.

Yeah, we know who to bear, we know who to track. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, well, there's a Randian going this way. Red sun, a Randian's red, Atlas shrugged last night. Um, well, I guess, uh, denton, Kramer says, if you had to cut off 15% of your mass, which parts of your body would you lose? hands hands I reckon um

leg shit I'd get rid of like fat first like that actual disposable stuff that's true if I got like 15% body fat

yeah just get rid of all my fat so I'm just like yeah and then you can just eat loads of gummies and get it back yeah Easy.

Why did you try crafting a question that's actually a challenge? Yeah, yeah. The thing is, we can always worm our way out because we have the IQ. We have, I'd say together we've got an IQ probably. Genius level intellect. A combined IQ, I reckon. Like together it must be like 130 or something crazy. Yeah, yeah.

Like 150, I reckon. I could get to between us. I just cut off my hair and that's like 15% of my mass. I'd cut my balls off. Your big swollen fucking 15% balls. Yeah, my toes. And that's like me done. I got one swollen toe.

My feet like that much as toe. I'm talking like six inches or so. You call about six inches. six inches, you've been lied to, my friend. Oh, Christ, I've been lied to. I thought that ruler looked weird. I guess I don't know what. I'm going to be honest, I don't understand measurements.

Weights, heights, succumbfry. What the fuck do you mean? Like, on a fundamental base level, I can't, conceptualise them. You can't like conceptualise like a distance. Yeah. I don't know what like three miles is. Yeah, I yeah, me too. Yeah, I've got no fucking idea.

I don't know what like three feet is. I could I can work out three feet. Because in my head I'm like more it's like three feet's right? Yeah. One, two, three. Yeah. But that works. yeah i thought it's like it's the circumference of a horse's head i mean you sort of stretch it out

and and then you divide by three and then you do pythagorize theorem of uh a square plus b squared equal c squared who who the fuck figured that out if i find out who figured that huh pith they knew him as you're pith you figure out that theorem yet no i'm still You're working on it. Nerd. Nobody's ever going to know who you are of Pithe. Someday they'll know. And they'll say they'll call me by my full name as well.

Whatever, Pice. Loser. He dies hundreds of years later. Nights are found. Pythegoras' theorem. Better known as Pith. His ghost is like, I'm not, I'm not joking.

I can't conceptualise three miles. I can't. What is, uh, four stone? What do you know? Four stone? What's five kilograms? What's five milliliters? A bit.

Wait, you can conceptualise a liter. Okay, that's the one I can do. Yeah, a pint. Come on. I can do a pint because... Yeah, pint's easy. That's like just... Hang on, you shut off to me. It's left of your pint here, you fucking knob.

You know? There's three inches off that pint. Yeah. I saw you. You take five sips, pipe. There's six inches off this. That's not six inches, mate. That's like two centimetre.

You've been lied to, friend. You've been lied too, fam. So I've actually got a small cock. What, am I like tails the hedgehog? I was told A squared plus B squared equals big cut. Big C squared. nice bloody nice is Pythagoras's theorem

specifically with right angle triangles A squared plus B squared always equals C square Today class we're going to learn about a triangle guy Do you know Do you actually know why triangles are so fucking important

Because Pith was like Bing! I got it is that way my god it uh yeah i understand it now they were like sonic characters yeah yeah

and then thousands of years later the most well-known guy on the planet is like an Italian guy who goes eh let alone burp guy yeah yeah um

So how do we get there? What am I talking about? Like, how I don't understand anything, anything. You don't know, like, yeah. Measurements of anything. You understand pint and litre. I could, like, tell you the weight of a car in pints. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

That bus is like fucking 5,000 pints. He's right. What's Alex? theorem what's your how many pints things were yeah how did yeah but what's like the it's like p squared plus g squared

equals point circumference divided by height equals pint if it rhymes is true generally that's as a general rule as a general grievous kind of rule oh

I say what you did there General Grievous weighs like 200 pints That much Is he that big? He's a cyborg dude Do you want to hear my General Grievous impression?

Yeah This is mine Usi edition to my Osi collection Motherfucker This will make a fine Fucking addition to fuck I fucking love General Grievers, man

Yeah, general good character, good character I'm Count Duku I have a medium size I'm Duku I've got a full six incher Duku you might want to double check I know a six incher when I see one

Do it. Do it, Newt, Gunray. You're packing hate Newt. Jaja Binks. I'm Jaja Binks, and I've got a very large peat. That's actually like a concept I can grapple. Yeah. Jar Jha Jha's Willie.

Jada Jada big peen. Jada is packing big peepen. I don't know. I feel like he weirdly has like it's half giant, half tiny. In like some weird like Eldritch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, literally, like, depending on the angle, it, like, changes. Yeah.

That makes so much sense. But I just feel like he's kind of Greek, Greek, like, big cock. Greek? Yeah. They love tiny cocks. Yeah, but, like, they thought dumdums had big cox. Pythagoras, your cock is simply enormous. You're so stupid and ugly.

Yeah, pipe. Tiny little pipe peen. It's not... I'm sick of having a huge cock. This is the laugh. Everyone finds me grotesque. Do you think, like, hot dudes in Greek times were like, I'm never going to get anyone with this giant cock and rock hard abs.

I think it's turkey and get cock reduction surgery. Yeah. Yeah. Can you go to Turkey and get big penis surgery? I thought it was just like hair plugs and teeth. Yeah, it was just kind of equating it to the hair thing. Did you know they do do surgery to make penises bigger? Do it really?

Yeah. They just like stretch it in a mangle. No, no. Like, you know, because micro penises are a real thing. Yeah. But like it's limited in like everywhere because it, like, otherwise everyone would get it. Like, it's just not a service. It's like a controlled substance type thing.

Yeah, yeah. Because it's like too powerful, you know. We need to keep people with little penises. Because if, like, if all the reform voters had, like, average or larger penises, then, um, they wouldn't feel the need. Is that why everyone drives a Ranger over? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not compensating for my fucking tiny fuck.

You think fucking Jeremy Clarkson has an average-sized penis. He's packing a fucking little finger. Little finger? I feel like he's got, like, uh, Um, no, I'm just not going to go there. Um, well, something hype has happened. The sharing. The sharing.

The sharing is caring and sparing today. The sharing is caring and wearing. I don't understand this word. The sharing and warrior. Bear bear fellas, not a question, but I just wanted to flex that my boyfriend and I were able to attend a taping for the legendary show, the chase. It was the Christmas special which we were told is airing on Christmas Day

and I won't spoil much but yes we did see The Beast They've got evidence too Like that picture is them on the set Yo Let's go, that's so hype How do you gain access to that? Should we try and get on the chase? All right time to deface the baser

I want to go up against Joe Pascuali Oh shit he is a chaser now hello if he fucking beat me on the chase I'd throttle him I'd climb up I'd be the one chasing

I'll tell you what get back here Joe you little cunt when I come out oh god fuck off get back here you bastard

when I come out I want to go against Joe Pascuali on the chase when I come out will you call me Jolly Joe fucking Fisquale

before Yeah, um, I'm gonna leave this one to you as far as if you want to address him or her. Hell you. Soaring lovers like the creature of the week. Um, soaring lovers made a disc track, a jar disc track. Do you want to hear it?

I guess. You don't sound convinced. No, I'll hear it, I'll hear it. Do you want me to read the question first? Okay. Yeah, I have a suggestion. Why don't you take accountability for what you did? All the unnecessary hardship you put us sorenas through.

And still, after everything, not only are you unwilling to make things right by dropping the Sorin tier list. You can't even muster the common decency to spin my dope-as disc track. Sort it out. Okay. Yeah, play it. You want it? You've got, um... If you can't take it, you choose when it stops, okay?

I haven't heard this, so I don't know what we're in for. This is Return of Soorine's Revenge Unleashed. Official Jal Media Discrack. It's better not be fucking copyright claim. Oh, I'm gonna be able to turn your back on. You're on your back on the marks. Well, I'm not having it. It's like a lonesome potential now.

I'm feeling ravenous. Oh! But now you're as if you've never even tried, Soaring. You can't. If you had a bunch of butter on today, you'd scream, oh God, the flame are too much. Sourine is a perfect. You'll never be your age. You had a swirling like green, masking a love to the moon.

Perhaps you thought you're just learning, well you're nothing but it churned. I'm running back. You can take me later because I'm doing your favor. Patti cake, paddy cake. Sorry man Make me a little Like who need you can

I'll take it to the kids Who are storming in Japan And they'll be super grateful Inecoop schlam To trade our community for a little extra pain All there's nobody left To budge in your soul in this day You didn't even try to make us stay

It's no wonder why baby Rick got taken away Oh my god That's cold That's cold That's cold Look, I'm truly sorry they had to say it But you need a wake-up call now I won't know it

The story community has open arms If you're willing to change But if you can't find it in your heart It's really like It's the like Bain kind of voice Like intentional I think that's like creative License you know

It's stylistic like choice No it's cold It's cold, it's cold It's cold Yeah and like the The kind of hazy like production is

I'm really liking it actually I love that stylistic choice I want to hear like it kind of sounds like radio broadcast that's fire I like that and there's actually I just went on his channel Sorin Lover a month ago he uploaded a video called

a message for the hosts of the JAR Media podcast if he's got like hostages normally the hosts of a certain podcast that proclaims to be the number one showering podcast in the world Oh, but.

The sub-podcast is more interconnected to so much it mentioned the nation's day of life multiple episodes in succession. Two, this leaves me

with two possibilities. Two. If I asked what you are with hand in your true feelings in order to a blood What you're saying, gosh?

Steaming out for the poor for second what you're This is going to be the jarling that kills me. Yeah, this is genuinely scary. Yeah, this is a scary-out's video. This is like Ridler. Oh, I'm sorry to be curious.

I remember I'm in the way of watching the record. So, I will give you one last chance to prove me wrong and to redeem yourselves. you are simple you won't taste saline in the cast and then you would create a saline tier list obsessed with this idea of a tier list we're not done when i stepped peacefully back into my own domain never to the tone if you do not comply however i know i have no other choice than to declare war on the John Nation your chance and raised the love for a fish now right I will declare war on the John Nation and then shortly after that he uploaded then war you shall have give us a chance

Jesus dude it's just scared you're scaring us man yeah I don't like it anymore then war you shall like what is this video because it's like it is a video it's like a mask or something what are these it's got like a eyebrow what's going on yes it's genuinely frightening but distrake was pretty pretty dope this track was fire we're not doing any soaring shit though block him I still think it's final afternoon I don't give a fuck um right I'm fucking unsettled now

I'm scared horror was supposed to stop yeah first small dog then Sonic EXE and now this this one's feeling a little bit

even more real than the others speaking of being real slickerick man says suggestion for a new type of CBT venomized CBT you read out the quotes as normal

except you replace I with we and me with us thoughts awesome awesome idea that's a great idea yeah that's a fucking excellent idea can we do a venom Tom Hardy Venom

CBT at some point that's a good idea um curious you what you think of this one from med cross um because it's just so specific you guys need to play watchdogs legion just to see the ridiculous way

Ubisoft portrays British people. The game's depiction of Brits is borderline offensive. It's like every conversation between two Londoners ends up being about the Queen, Buckingham Palace or playing darts. Some of the expressions are so exaggerated as well. Something like

fuck mate, what are you a lot saying? That's Albion's a bloody wanker who turns London into rubbish. I don't know. I was playing this shit and remembered you guys. You put like an example. I'll just do one I've seen a few bits and bobs from this game so there was something about they used like AI to like randomly yeah yeah but this was a very weird one um yeah some of it's like pitch shifted and stuff yeah but like it just like contextually is like what look you ain't giving it all up you're fighting to protect what's yours you hear me welcome to the resistance blood

Boom, cuz look at me, blood, I could go bloody pro if I wanted to, you know. Boss man out here, cuz. Jesus Christ. You know what about a fan? Hey, so I guess we're dead sick. You know what this reminds me of? What? You seen that video, it's like, um, undercover cop on like Snapchat, trying to buy drugs.

Yeah. Yeah. Welcome to the resistance, blood. Yeah, he's a knock. He's knock as fuck. Welcome to the resistors, blood. Lame. Wow.

God. They're games, man. The fuck is with them. Yeah, Eberself fucking suck. British culture is like that, though. Yeah, it was actually very accurate. Yeah. We'll see you after these messages, blood.

Oh. Oh my god What have you found Um Oh yeah I have to do this one from jumping cacti Hello boys Here comes another thank you message and question

But you guys deserve it I've been listening to the cast since 2020 Which has brought me from high school in Australia Until today Where I've just been accepted into medical school It replaced Fallout New Vegas As probably the most consistent piece of media In my life

I've had far too many fond memories to count, but I think the moment I realized I'd be sticking around for a lot longer was during my final high school exams, procrastinating on one of the hottest days of the year by lying on a cold, tiled floor covered in sweat, laughing my fucking ass off, hearing Jim talking about the piss's profound ability to attract keying from anyone and everyone. It kept me laughing, thinking, and joke stealing through 6 a.m. bar shift closes, road trips, and sleepless nights. My life was turned completely upside down. in the best way possible by an exchange to Toronto in 2024. Decision I made almost entirely of Alex's TIF travel stories

that encouraged me to apply for a scholarship to finance it. I decided to pick up and move to Scotland, after to keep the momentum going, so I've since had the pleasure of finally connecting a lot of the cultural references, such as you guys single-handedly keeping Casper's in business, getting laughed at by Spoon's employees for the mere act of deciding to eat there.

They're a lot nicer in Scotland, and the wonders of Sorin. If I haven't made the decision to leave Australia for Toronto, I don't know if I would have fallen in love for the first time, met some of the greatest and most bonkers friends that I hope to spend the rest of my life, or simply learn to challenge myself in the ways I have. As the cherry on top, listening to this podcast so consistently has really helped my memory of the past, and especially the last year and half, I can pick up episodes and all these other hyper-specific memories come flooding back. It hasn't all been good, of course, I can say with confidence that I've had some of the worst moments of my life since leaving, but even in moments of getting robbed, feeling so anxious that I've touched with myself, or that everything is falling apart.

The cast has always helped ground me, and at the very least, help a day calmed down. So thank you, and bear bear. My question is, well, some of your favourite memories of media helping you smile and laugh during your formative years or stressful times. Also, as a tip for anyone, you can get the train from London to Glasgow. for 35 pounds with Avanti Superfair if you book more than 10 days in advance this country has my heart and more people should see it love that yeah you went from like the hottest place in the world to the fucking cult yeah yeah i need to get to Scotland there got a medical school jarling yeah yeah g-g awesome awesome stuff do you have any like

favorite memories of media helping you smile and laugh um Hmm Smiling a lot Halo Wallace and Gromit Mm I'm thinking specifically like custom games in Halo

Yeah Yeah that's a shout That's a big one Yeah Um A big one for me is Like

thinking way like back was the the the Superman cartoon VHS I had mm I loved that yeah I love like I got memories of like studying like how Superman would fly in it like how he had his hands yeah yeah there's this one shot where his hands are out like flat instead of in fists and I was like oh so he does that sometimes and I'm like yeah right so when I'm playing when I'm like dressed up as super yeah yeah gotta remember that yeah i can do that sometimes instead like it just like shit like that i loved that fucking vhs um i was more of a mask of the phantasm kind of dude yeah that's a good ass movie actually holds up i watched it it's an awesome fucking movie i

watched it um semi recently yes far yeah um and just the animated show in general both superman and batman um I've always been like a podcast listener Yeah Like early day podcasts Like those early like IGM podcasts And stuff like that Um

Was really my foray That sort of thing Because people always talk about like I just saw something horrible Of my comfort character Um Where I don't really have like Comfort characters

Um I would say like comfort shows maybe or... Yeah. Like, Spider-Man. Spider-Man 2.

Yeah. That's, yeah. Core memory for me is leaving the cinema after seeing Spider-Man 2 and saying, that's the best movie I've ever seen. I think a relatively new piece of comfort media for me is the Snyder song. I feel like I could be having the worst day ever. And just chuck that guy on and it's like, I'm going to smile. yeah yeah yeah

you can't help it music is a shout there like all of demon days um the the beatles like number one like best of album thing um the like red with the yellow one

sergeant pepper for me yeah uh uh ziggie stardust for me Like when I hit 18 I got really into Or maybe it was a The all the

After Bowie died All the bionical shit Yeah shit Yeah All the bionical adverts The bionical movie Paraka rap Yeah

Yeah But that movie Mask of Light Yeah Yeah Tuckua Tuckua Let's play Palopo

Yeah You look like a stupid Pomeratoran awesome movie classic it's a classic oh yeah I saw it like a month ago

um Atlas shrugged um um Bioshock Genuinely Bioshock for me Thus your comfort character in distress

Andrew Ryan I just saw porn of Andrew Ryan I don't like seeing that of my comfort character. I just smacked Andrew Ryan on the head with a fucking golf club. I fucking hate it when my comfort character

gets smacked with the golf club. Yeah, Joel getting his fucking prank blasted. I don't like it when my apocalyptic horror character gets clopped off.

Yeah. I hate it when my genocidal maniac protagonist character gets killed. the moment when the moment when Nathan Drake's butt plug falls out of his trouser leg is funny

that's a funny moment I love that moment oh I was laughing Do you know what it's for me actually though What Walking with dinosaurs Oh of course Do you remember it at all?

I never really was like fast Do you never ever watch it? Do you not remember the I'd like watch it, but I was like, do you remember the episode with those little, like, dog things? Yeah, kind of. And it's all narrated by, um, that British, like, stage actor. He's in, like, Eldorado. What the fuck is... Oh!

Big mustache man. Has he got a mustache? Big mustache man. He's like the detective and Dex Dogtective. No. Kenneth Branagh. Yeah, he's the detective. He's not...

He's not Dex Dogtective. That's fucking. um two and a half men oh you're talking like orion express shit that's not dex dogtective that's fucking fucking know what i meant i didn't know what you meant i thought you were talking about fucking food fight oh i thought you were talking about gau on the fucking on the river nile

enough vodka to fill the nile have you seen that famous no she's like um and enough champagne to fill the nile You know the way she... She's so bad.

She sucks. Calel, no. Callel, no. She's just like... Fucking sucks. She's so bad in Snow White, do you? Oh yeah, she's... I'm the most evilest witch you've ever seen.

By the way. Misa Wanawanga. The prequals. Star Wars. Yeah. No, Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars is the key one, man.

Oh, Luke. Skywalker. That was my guy. For me, all of them, every... It's Yoda. Shut up. Yoda's my comfort character. Don't be a dick. Yody, you're the perfect height to suck my balls, breath. Oh, that's comforting Yoda. Keep suck.

Hmm. Me so want a Yoda. Me have big balls. Six inch you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I like it when Baby Yoda sucked off the Mandalorian. Yeah, six and you all. Hey, I'm 54 years old. I'm a 50 year old baby.

Yeah. He's legal. I bet there must be like Star Wars lore about that shit Like breaking it down by race Like Yeah George Lucas even though he doesn't have it anymore He's still working that shit out Yeah

Assoca was actually fully developed by the time she was five Yeah No Oh my god Really George Yes that's like poetry really fuck bray

yeah he went a few a bit too far in some places um subalba actually has about six inches the suburb and race kind of mates for life they all have

equally sized six six you might want to double check that george oh god um yeah how did that drastic park oh bro sure just dinosaurs yeah dinosaur shit for you um yeah i got to say um the like early kind of funny podcast um like yeah like seminal yeah that one yeah when they were just in like a spare bedroom yeah when it was in like a studio and shit

yeah before they got the TV in the floor we got a TV on the fucking floor yeah we bought a fucking building in every wall is TVs bro

whoa that's crazy you can put like stats on it and like gifts hell hell no you got gifts on the floor man When I was a kid, I used to sit and I would dream that I could have gifts on the floor. We have JIFs on the floor. Hi, I'm Greg Miller, and I've got five GIFs on the floor.

I think you'll find these are custom-made graphics you'll find. We don't use GIFs, too low quality. SpongeBob. Bro. your parents Michael Moore Pogo books Yeah

For real Quentin Blake Nah cringe What the fuck is wrong with you No I'm just I'm raised bait I love failure

Parents But I hate Quentin Blake I don't love Failure your parents I hate that show I always did It was like

Fuck there is Where's SpongeBob gone Bring Blank I want to see Danny Phantom Kill Timmy Turner Yeah

Because Danny Phantom Kind of cool Yeah I fuck with Danny Phantom He's gonna catch them all with baby Yoda and Danny Phantom Danny Phantom's playing Pokemon and catching them all in Danny Phantom

Pokemon. Pokemon, the Pokemon movie when fucking Pikachu's beating the shit out of himself. If I search Danny Phantom with a lightsaber, do you think there'll be a result? Well, it doesn't matter because you can just AI generate one. Danny Phantom. I am Danny Phantom.

Danny Phantom is actually the one who taught quigon gin become a forced ghost yeah there's not just like one result there's like thousands Danny Fentim as a Jedi Oh and his mom

Mom with a double saber Hee Nice Denny Fentim is a Jedi That might be thumbnail material. Danny Bentham as a Jedi. That's how I generated.

It's not. It's deviant art. It's not, bro. It is. Trust. No, it was uploaded in 2001. No, I've got an awesome eye for AI Jan. My name's AI Jan. It was uploaded this year. That's crazy that was uploaded this year.

Yeah, buy fucking AI. Hey, it's fucking Scooby Doo as a Jedi, bro. Holy shit, fucking Shaggy Doo's got his fucking balls out, dude. fucking balls out dude his six inch balls are hanging brother re he he ha ha ha ha six inches rick rinkish um james gun if you're ever doing another um scooby do film scooby d yeah and i think i think it'll be really funny if james gun um cast Donald Trump as Scrappy do

have some subtle commentaries I could see it just being like a story with just Donald Trump and Scooby did solving mysteries and they're working together yeah finding the ghost of Obama in the White House

I need you to win against the Boba Scooby Rick's Wringes Rick's Wringes Rieh Hacking out I need the credits I need six inches where's baby Yoda here it's 50 years young

um fuck me all right let's wind the shit down with two more first from c not whitey what's up jar was wondering what you think about the Coca-Cola Christmas ad being AI generated again this year and what your thoughts are in them saying the genie's out the bottle and you're not going to put it back in in response to the backlash they also boasted about using fewer uh i guess people to make this ad than the one from last year which gives me bad feelings about the future of entertainment going forward i don't think i can flipping take this anymore bear bear ads on entertainment they are all right by like watching them

I do I it makes me want to gamble lots makes me want to lose my money because I've been like I've been watching TV for the first time in like you fucking forever because I I watched the British Bake Off right

you fucking twat is British Bake Off not on BBC used to be got sold so now it's on whatever has like adverts. Yeah, the rest. And then it's just like every advert is like Oh, you'd like a fucking drink, wouldn't you?

You fucking pussy. Go on. Have a fucking sip of that fucking poison. Then the next advert. Oh, if that drink ain't enough for you, don't you want to just invest a little bit in Fibingo? Don't you want a little bit of like spin? Spin and watch the colours and you might win your life.

Don't gamble too much. Just don't be silly. Don't be a twat. it's all up to you be responsible head over to bingo for the scientifically most addictive games possibly play i'm actually i'm going to bleep all of the specific names because i don't want to

direct anyone towards those fucking evil companies um but there's one that like before when it goes back to the show it's like this voice of this guy going oh Mr.

Oh shit Oh Mr. It's like the most of annoying Yeah yeah yeah But that's the that's the ad game though right Where it's like it actually helps for it to be annoying Yeah because it like worms its way in Yeah it's got to be like sound bitey like

Uh huh Yeah so I mean Adverts are fucking evil shit But there's nothing more cringe when they're like trying to do that and it's like you're not even succeeding in being like catch your earwormy yeah it's like oh my god they're always doing like cg donkeys and shit dancing cg animals dancing yeah it would be like a cg goat and he's like oh head over to fucking gouted gambling it's proper goaded and then it like twarks or something yeah and you're like this

isn't it he goes like six seven goat fucking gamble yeah yeah Roll six or seven times and get six or seven gambles for three. I'm gambling goat. Oh. Yeah. And it's just like, it's just highly concentrated cringe and they like change the advert in like a couple weeks because they like no one's resonating with it. They paid like 10 million quid for it. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, their numbers go down. People don't resonate with it. It's so hard. We were sure fire convinced by the goat one We thought that was fucking fire No, it's genuinely fucked up Yeah, it's genuinely fucked up So like, if an adverts made by

I guess it's just You really let me down Coca-Cola Yeah, I don't think they're known for their like They're a fucking mega corporation You know? And guess what? This has been happening since the fucking industrial Revolution, son

what goat gambling adverts yeah ever since ever since the invention of goats ever since we started farming goats people have been priced out and things get more efficient and

the the working populace just gets poorer sounds woke man you sound woke nowadays you sound like the woke goat why don't you go gamble and be cool woke goat I'm going to gamble things

I'm going to gamble all my things gambling is fun I mean yeah it's based yeah right it's you know Drake does it Adam Ross does it yeah yeah all the cool people

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Anita Max Wien I need to Max Wien I need to Max Wien Um Right So let's end this on These two By CMA 7 who says

Hey there Hey there Just wondering if you guys could remind me What the fictional town that the television program parks and recreation is set in thanks um i've never watched that cringe um i know it but i'm refusing to say it really go on your phone and google it hey syri in the television show parks and recreation what town is it based in have you seen it actually have it actually have it yeah i've seen it you understand why i can't say it yeah

no i'm on the same page i need to max wean and uh rumham says i'm bloody fuming that we can't talk about the p word anymore over the course of a month me to the point where I say perfectly done on a regular basis and now it's banned speech are you taking the piss no I mean as a free speech

podcast as an apolitical free speech podcast with fundamental uh tenets of belief that we hold deer and i mean i'm just going to announce it now jim and i are going on trigonometry next week um jim's going to debate constant and kissing and it's going to get fucking heated what

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