JAR Media Posdact - A Certain Trending Frog - JARCast Episode 264

Episode Date: March 7, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 07:42 Housekeeping 18:22 James & Jim Anecdote 28:38 The Mullet Question 34:13 Argy Injury 39:28 Jim Talks About Elden Ring 52:10 Reddit Questions 52:28 Alex Confirms a Theory 54:39 Car Park Conundrum 58:41 Winter Cold Showers 59:36 James has the chance to eradicate 1 meme 1:05:39 The Green M&M 1:08:26 A Nice Moment 1:10:52 Patron Segment

Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Jarmie Jop podcast. This is, this is, this is episode 264, and it's going to be a crazy one today, it's going to be a little bit off, it's going to be a little bit loony. You don't get to start a cast like that Fuck Today I'm joined by the two worst Fucking influences in my life We've got The divine Alex

And the non-divine Jamie Fuck you You're not hovering on your fucking legs, are you? Sorry, I'm just trying to Can you When you edit the cast Can you like blow out the what you're sitting on

so it just looks like you're just crouched hovering I could blur it out or I could put something even funnier like a certain trending frog

from the early 2000 We got one we got one That's like the third time I've done that It might be There's a certain Trending

We said What is that referencing, I mean? I don't know what this one. You watched me and fuck with it earlier. In there? What? I don't know what. I have no idea.

You do, you do. You were there. I can't remember that. I don't remember. Oh, my mouth was so full. I'm gonna have to look at this because I'm completely of what this is. I'm gonna find it in there.

What are you looking for in there? A trending frog. Fuck off! Fuck off! fuck that is that really the payoff there yes that's what the trending frog is what else would have been that's why it tickled me it's it's so not funny that i don't know that caused you never were tickled but crazy frog in the same way to be fair no i did have his CD though what i did you actually yes i'd go outside of the the CD player and with speakers and i'd outside like this is and I would play Crazy Fogg

because it was like I'm running around outside and Crazy Fog would be playing That's some golden imagery I think someone has smashed it up as well Was it just the one song? No, I don't know, a whole album, though? Was it like remixes of the one song now? No, had a whole album.

Really? Yeah. But someone smashed on a CD player. Because they fucking heard like this. If I had like this, if I'd like, like a neighbour and their kid like every day, every weekend after school, or every evening after school. Blasting it from their jukebox. It would be just you're getting worn down and that is going to get smashed.

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Play on the fire on this episode. Oh, do you want to play with water? Wee! No. If there any, James should be banned from sharp objects and especially fire. Hand me that. Do you want me to show you something cool? No.

No, I'm serious. No. No. Well, Jim, help me here Why? How? Because I wanted to show you something cool, but James has hugged in the candle. Why?

What's the cool thing about this fire? Well, he's going to show us. That's the whole point. Look how burn he is. What's fire, bro? No. Watch this, ready? Wow.

Now hold your finger at the top. You want me to burn myself? Oh. Wow. at all. Donkey, you're on fire. He's stolen the heat source. It's cold, the window's open.

It's actually quite chilly, and Alex is now... Okay, have it back. Right, this is the Jogast where we talk about subjects sometimes and various fire hazards. Maybe you can set your hair on fire for real. No, no! That's referencing an old one

where James did do that, but it wasn't on camera. Yeah, James just lit his hair on fire Do you not find fire Fascinating Yeah, but it's scary I don't I'm not scared of fire That's all

There's nothing about You don't watch enough of those Like fire safety videos When you're in primary school I don't think I watched any fire safety videos Do you remember those Like the scariest Most horrifying like

Yeah like when When the smoke fucking fills up Then you just go to sleep And you're just fucking sausageed you know Yeah, I was always just like, okay, I'll lay down on the floor Then you're fine Go to sleep

No, isn't, if you're If your house is on fire And you're on the... Just lie down, you'll be fine Don't worry about it, don't get out of there, just fucking lie down Have a nap Have you not considered your plan of attack If your house were to catch fire

Yeah, I probably leave Yeah, but you've got to get down the stairs By laying on the floor What if the staircase is on fire? That's why you need the backup ladder. One of those, you know, like tree house ladders, basically. Have you got a ladder on your top floor? Well, no, I need to, don't I?

No, this is why you just carry a fire extinguisher around of you everywhere. Wherever you go, have a fire extinguisher. But you've got to have one for every occasion and every type of fire. See, what we can around, fire extinguels with you. Yeah, but that's also how you get strength.

Exactly. And if once you're strong, you can just walk through the fire and you're fine. Speaking of walking through fire, let's clean up. That was fucking the smoothest one yet. That's my goal. I try to make them as smooth as possible so you don't even notice. Seameless. Let's do the housekeeping.

Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Clean up some of the conversations from last episode, some of the nonsense that was left over. Robert de Giorno gets going James going from trashing people eating things with ketchup to how he puts ketchup on pizza is possibly the most iconic James thing Have these people not eating a shit pizza You kind of got to put ketchup on it

Jake Gibbard says As someone with a partner who lives in Chippenham I can attest that cock really is that good We suggest you try cock if you can Well, we haven't even tried cock, so we can't suggest... Oh, I've tried cock. When? You were cock without us?

I had cock without you. When? A few weeks ago. No, you didn't. I did. No, you're lying. No, in the morning. No, you didn't.

They're not even open in the morning. I had cock, that's what I'm saying. In reference to this whole, like... This whole conversation of, like, spiking burritos and poisoning people. Oh, this is still going? The poison food, Sarker. Yeah, there's one more that I wanted to throw out there, just because this is quite a unique one, I feel like, from Blunderbust 13.

I think the best way to spike your burritos for thieves would be with hormones. I'm waiting until someone gets all sorts of issues from excess hormone intake for a long period of time. No, I think that's the most evil. Because that's long-term damage, not just shitting yourself or being sick. that's yeah that's that's that's

messing messing with your body a bit that's evil you're fucking evil yeah I'd say that's good why don't we spike a burrito

with antidepressants yeah you know you know snag some ketamine and just sneak it into the fucking burrito

no you know what I think James kind of finished this debate with the laxative thing yeah that's immediate there's hope

No, there's, someone, someone had a better solution, which is stick the hottest shit in it. Because then it's not, you could just say, that's going to make them shit themselves if they're not used to heat. And you can just be like, oh, I like my shit hot. Yeah. Some of that regret. Chuck that in a brew, too. Yeah. Like a fuck ton.

Yeah. Yeah. He's one bite and he's burning. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And there's no way he's hiding it. You'll see in it. And exactly.

So you know who's done it. And there's actually no harm and there's no way to connect it back to you. As a malicious... Yeah, you just say, I like coffee, what do you mean? Exactly. It's not that hot. Yeah. So basically, if you're going to make lunch for work, make it as hot as possible.

Yeah, that's step one. Just increase your spice tolerance to an absurd level. So you're protected. Yeah, you'll never have your lunch on. LG Grail left a comment. Nicely addressing last episode's name of a mice bee. He says, I meant mince beef. I'm French and have dyslexia, but it's an honour to have a cast named after one of my typos in spelling mistakes.

Well, try harder next time. No, I'm with you on this. No, I think it's okay to make spelling mistakes. I make them all the time. Yeah, it's cool. Oh, yeah. Bullying dyslexic people. I was more hung up on the French bit.

I was just bullying a French person for a second. Yeah, we're British, James. We're all used to a bit of xenophobia around here. Oh, yes, Hooper left one, an angry one. Saying you dislike fish and chips, as a coastal Devonian, I immediately said, fuck off at my screen. I can understand if you guys don't have fresh fish, though. Swiddard's life is harder than I thought.

Yeah, you're just privileged. You're just privileged of good privilege. That's like saying, um, uh, that's like saying some applicable metaphor. Would you eat like, like a fat, battered maggot and chips? Like a fat maggot.

What's the point of a question like this? Yeah. What is the question? Um, well, would you eat it? No. No, but what, why, why are you asking this? well you're asking my thought process of how we got there yeah um

why are you saying that we have maggots in swindon well i was thinking i was taking the idea of being kind of you're saying you know trapped in the middle of a country i was imagining like what if you're like stuck in like a jungle right no i don't think you've got to go as far as maggots to find something in a local area to batter and eat

we literally well there's like fucking birds and snakes and spiders but they're hard to get yeah a nice yeah a giant fucking juicy maggot is easy to get protein full of that kind of juice

and gunge that you love yeah like no do you know what I I'm just going to go outside and find a cow in the jungle we're not in a jungle the cows no not cows the jungles have potatoes just naturally dry no then where they're getting the chips

that's my question they need something else like coconut sort of or something. Yeah, Alex is... What grows in jungles? I guess they got jungle chips, don't they? Oh. Sweet potato.

They just break the wings of beetles. They're crunchy. I think you haven't thought this through at all, have you? No. And the reason I ask why you're asking this question is because a question, like, should require thought or not knowing the answer to the question when you ask it. if you ask a question you already know the answer to you're just fucking wasting time

no but i don't know the answer because i feel like you don't know the answer would you yeah fuck off i fucking no imagine it it's like just been battered it's fresh it was freshly plucked from the ground freshly fucking so why do you close it now it's fucking freezing and there's a huge spider there it's fucking cold bro you don't you don't take your fleece off and then open the window you just take your fleece off and then you'll be colder Oh, I'm a bit of cold, I better turn the heating off and take hot fucking... Can we just like stick to one thing or so? Um, yeah, so I know you guys would eat bugs or whatever, and fish and no, no, no, no, no, you said we would eat bugs because you've always been too scared to.

Yeah, we've eaten scorpion. Yeah, you never ate, you were too, you didn't know shit. Oh, baby scorpion, baby tasty! Scorpions are actually an arachnid, um... If this episode, if this episode gets more than a hundred like, Alex is eating a scorpion. It's your turn? Nah.

Yeah, why not? I'll eat a grub. A juicy grub, not a dried grub. Yeah, but only if I can do that thing where you have like a tiny knife and a tiny fork and you go like... No, you've just got to put it in your mouth. Pick up with your hands and put it in your mouth.

I gave my fucking... Wait, what, a little grub? No, no, just the knife and fork out to be tiny. Oh, okay. But it can be a big grub. Yeah, if you can find one. Yeah, but you got to eat all of it. That wasn't part of the deal. We didn't eat all the scorpion.

Yes, we'd be fine. We didn't eat the whole scorpion. I ate the legs. It sucked some of the salt water out of its fucking stinger. I tried some of the paste, the scorpion paste. The scorpion paste was bad, but you've never, you don't even know that experience. The scorpion shell, not too bad. The scorpion shell was delicious and I would have it again.

Okay. Find me scorpion cells and shells and I will eat them. Scorpion crisps. If we can find some of those. Hmm. Send to the PO box. costumes, we'll eat the whole bag. Unedited. Yeah, but you need to eat stuff.

It's the only jar arc you haven't done. It's insane. I've seen a few things. Yeah, nothing that's worth eating. You just eat baby stuff. Literal baby food. Yeah, a few weeks ago.

I've got a couple more here. If we go into topics. Hindu Frap says, didn't James say that the worst takeaway he's ever had was a place called Chico Land. I want to hear more about this place. That's not the worst thing I had. That's the worst thing we had.

But someone actually replied to it, saying, it's a place in Chippenham, but sadly doesn't exist anymore. I went with my friend once and made the smart decision not to get anything. He had some chicken nuggets, some chicken nugget thing, which looked like some kind of love crafty and organic cardboard. Genuinely, some of the most mind-meltingly vile food I've ever seen. So we should probably explain what Chico Land. is because it's not, it's not

that one. It's not in Chipponham. No, but the thing is, Chico Land is a universal British thing. It's like a generic, like, chicken place. It's just Chico Land. You get it everywhere in England. You go to Birmingham, you're going to run into a few Chico lands. But the one we had was in

another town that is quite far out of the way. It's a shit town as well. It's not Swindon. It's not Chippenham. It's just shit. But it was like a minimum order of like $35.000. It's a straight out of back that's like a lot of chicken yeah that's stupid and it was like 35 pound like five pound delivery so we probably spent like 40 to 50 pound on this chicken order

it's actually making me want to vomit it we we got like every chicken imaginable we got we got the wings we got the thighs we got you know all the chicken all the varieties and it was shit it was fucking every single part of that chicken was awful because it was just dry it was either dry or wet and the The chips were just soggy. It was awful. And obviously, ever since, you've never gone back. But, so if you are in the UK, just don't go to Chickoland.

Unless it's like 3am and you've got no choice. Yeah. Topics. Topics, we don't have any of this episode. Head over to the Reddit section. Oh no, we should get it out of the way because it's going to be like a 40-minute discussion, Jamie talk about Eldon Wing.

They did that to me. Can we talk about the bullshit you pulled just quickly in Sainsbury's? Hmm. That was awful. Me and James were in Sainsbury's right. Okay, so we've got to start this story off where every Jast story starts and that's we were

going to McDonald's. Yeah, we went to McDonald's and then post-McDonnells I needed to buy dinner. Actually, this was the KFC day. no it wasn't yeah no the far was the kFC day because it was like an hour okay the day after sorry the day after the mcdonald's trip

the day after we went to kFC and went into sainsbury once again as we usually do yep to purchase some goodies and whatnot that we felt as though we required and um because we had just eaten kFC james was finding himself somewhat flamboyant

and we just looked at the The Krispy Kreme Donuts. Yeah, so we walked into the, you can, you, what you can do is save this video if you're near Chippenum. And as you listen to this, well-play. Yeah, yeah. So we end to saying, if you took a while, we headed for the Krispy Kreme section and the meal deal section.

James continues onwards, but then suddenly stops in his tracks directly in front of me. Like, points his ass at me and, like, pushes out of fire. With vigor? With vigor. Well, with vigor. and he pushes out of fart And James was expecting this to be A normal James fart

Which is next to asylum But this thing reverberates through the aisles of Sainsbury's What time in the day? Oh, this was not late This wasn't late It was like 8pm No, it was like 6 No

It would have been more like 7 Because we left at 6 Well, what was the enemy density like? Well, this is the thing Because James post Shart Essentially just bolted

straight to the toilet no he didn't go to the toilet but he got out of there because he knew it was loud I didn't really I didn't think it was going to be loud so I did it I kind of lifted my leg a little bit

did it and then instantly realized as soon as it started that it was no go and it was a proper loud and then James bolted he like fast walked away was there anyone in the immediate

vicinity who saw there was this woman directly in front of both of us who faced James Fart like she turned around turned around like in the most shocked way and it made me and i was obviously stood there alone at this point and i'm just stood there like oh like i've been i've been left in the green mist no because because she turns around like shocked and upon seeing someone

where that sounded come from she turned immediately back around she didn't want to stay yeah what what do you do in that situation it's like a it's a societal breakdown when yeah we do that in front of people that we don't know. Yeah, because of course you're going to react. You hear an alerting kind of noise like that. You're going to spin. You're going to see what... You don't have a choice. Your monkey brain turns on and you're like, I need to

know where this came from. But then you're in a modern supermarket. Mm-hmm. And it's reset. I don't want to interact with Fart Person. Yeah. So I'm going to go back to shopping. Yeah, in fact, interacting with Fart Person is actually probably danger. Yeah.

Yeah. Absolutely. but then anyway no big deal but the more embarrassing part to me was walking around Sainsbury's trying to find James all the while like I'm pissing myself with laughter

I found this shit so funny as soon as I did it I walked off and I was fucking dying of that I was I found it so funny so it's kind of zipping between I was just like crying and I have no idea where Jamie's gongster is just like

one get out of it but like you know when you're not supposed to laugh yeah it makes it 100 times funny yeah and you're holding it in and you're like sort of jolting your faces yeah makes you look deranged yeah and and just every now and again like a bit of laughter comes out that you can't hold in yeah yeah i felt like uh i felt like walking phoenix joker walking around stsries against your will sort of thing yeah yeah and then we met at the other crispy yeah we sort of locked eyes from a cross Sainsprees and we start walking to each other like trying to be stone-faced both of us and then like the second of smirk cracks out it just broke us down it was funny laughing for like five

minutes straight it was funny that's been one of the pros of like the whole like mask business right being in shops and wearing a mask and you ever do that you're like someone pisses you off in a shop and you just like whisper under your breath under that mask fuck you how are they gonna know see no I'm gonna say no I'm gonna say that that makes you a pussy off what I'm not saying it to a 70 year old woman who's annoyed me that's pussy oh no because it's just like my thing here is that I never get angry at someone in the supermarket I'm just like whatever why what if they're a cun I that I've never experienced cunts in supermarket really

because I never go and experience so many with the guy with this son who called me a puffed her. Yeah, you've probably experienced more assholes. Yeah, I don't know, it must just be my face or something. Yeah. But that's a little. Also, just side note, today me and James went to McDonald's again. We both ordered McMuffins, took out the cheese, put in bacon.

Yeah, because you can only buy, from McDonald's, the breakfast menu, you can only buy like a sausage and egg, a bacon and egg, or like a... just egg right yeah you can't actually like have all three yeah so i don't want cheese with egg sorry but i don't so i took the cheese out put bacon in instead because that's a triple cheese fucking slice of cheese isn't it yeah yeah yeah and it's nasty so anyway we get our food and they've in the egg mcmuffins they forgot the egg in both yeah they forgot the eggs in both our mcmuffins so we just got bacon and we just got fucking Just like a bacon fucking bat.

Just like a dry bat. No banjo to it whatsoever. Yeah. But at least they remember to not put the cheese in, I guess. But the wrapping says sausage and egg macmuffin. The fucking wrapping says that. So how could they be wrapping it in the egg fucking wrapping and not realize there's a fucking egg in it?

Actually depressing. It's dire, man. It's dire. Yeah. Like, what animal do you think could make burgers better than humans? More reliably. Pigs. you're gonna explain what you mean by that

pigs are sloppy so they'd make the sloppiest burger a top of five guys sloppy burger they've smashed that out I was thinking like you've evolved into like humans yeah I don't understand the question

are we talking about the minds of these animals or the actual body okay I guess we have to commit now yeah so you can still go James is the one where you take the brain of a pig and like a sloppy pig controlling a human because I see those hooves

they're not going to work very well late well the only thing they can use is their mouth and that's uncernatory I think I was telling you some pig facts earlier a pig brained human would make a sloppy burger a sloppy Joe a sloppy Joe isn't a burger my friend

imagine the burger a human being with the The flies brain would make The flies brain Yeah it would just be McDonald It would just be a fucking triple sheet I love shit No I'm thinking

sugary They'd be like What They'd be like apple sauce in there No flies love shit Yeah they love sugar Yeah shit You remember in the fly

When he's having a tea And he just keeps putting sugar in He's like hmm I love this Oh fruit fly Yeah Yeah In the fly Does he turn into a fruit fly

Or just a fly man No, he turns into a A normal fly Yeah Flies like sugar Shut the fuck up Horses would make Good to roast dinner

Go on They like apples Apple sauce That's it That's what I've got So, like, would a cow's, like, roast in there'd just be, like, a plate of grass? No, no. No, that's the worst.

That's the worst. Well, fucked hypothetical. Yeah, if you took the brain of an animal, we put it in a human. Not it, make a meal for you. Right. Um, you had a top of it. you had a topic didn't you gym i got a topic james is a topic we all have topics yeah who wants to begin uh me all right um um

this is this is like a community centered topic right it's not so i need community engagement okay there's no community here to engage what member of the community am i um nothing can i be like a form can i be like a former administrator of the community no no because used to be the because it's regarding both of you So it's like a vote sort of thing Before I get into it I'd like you guys to both verbally Agree that you're accepting

Entrance into this communal contract I need to know what the subject is before I agree No No, I can well No you already agree You've already told me you agreed Okay

I agree I guess You agree Okay James Yeah if you say I agree a wedding then I've agreed. Yeah, you have agreed. Yeah, then I've agreed. Okay, so it's up to the jarlings now.

If you want to see these two lads with mullets, we need to... Oh, fuck. Oh, is this? We need to hear your input. We need you in the comments. We need a majority of people. So... Like, feel free to be against it if you are against it.

So... There's not a beard situation. So, obviously, many years ago, we did... I decided on the beard through a job. vote and it's stuck so now we call on you again for your support

in the mullet the mullet me and Alex to grow what this stem from was I was saying yeah I would never have a mullet because I don't think it would suit me and I would feel embarrassed because I don't think it would suit me

and James was like what do you mean so what are you you scared of what other people think Q you? Is that why you're not doing it? I was like, no, I just don't think a mullet would look very good on me. Which I agree. And then James was like, and then I said, why don't you rock a mullet then? If it's such an awesome idea. And James said, yes, I would if you do. So, I basically want to test you guys as a fortitude. Commitment to the cause. Yeah. I didn't believe

Because you're acting very much Like you will But I already know Alex doesn't want to But you Yeah I'm anti from the get-go You're acting very confident here So this is To be fair

When we were talking about this mullet The iconography Was we were just looking at fuse And so I was imagining Fuse's haircut on me Even with the grey That's what I'd go for No but this is

This is the crucial element that they're in certain cities it's trendy to have a certain type of mullet depending on one mullet um i don't know if it yeah it does work on a certain type of person but here's my i don't think either of us are that type of person to start with also we have quite strange hair we don't have the normal like boy hair or whatever like grows down you can cut it the certain way i don't think people have realized but me now it's actually have the way our hair grows is actually identical. We have the hair growing on the exact same parts of

the head, which is the side here. It's more like wool or something. Yeah. It's dense and grows up. Yeah, and it grows up. So our hair grows the exact same way and it just has the same... It's quite similar. It's weirdly similar. But that's also why both of us doing it at the same time kind of works.

To rock the mullet, you need that... It needs to be straight at the back, the hair going down. But as soon as any weight goes into my hair it curls so I just feel like I'd look ridiculous I this is what I haven't considered

is the way our hair will adapt to it because my hair is awful my hair like my hair today looks so white but normally it's like fucking everywhere you gotta think about these things like if you Google

if you find like some good pictures of like mullets that would be like yeah and then you've got to like caveat hang on is this actually like a good idea for me or is this a model who's had like a professional

haircut and then has like a bunch of products in their hair and then looks really good from this angle for a photograph. Wait so you're saying there are mullets that look good? Yeah I've seen people with mullets and it's looked fine on them with their kind of

modern city boy look I can think of one I need to look what mullet is I forgot but and there's another thing that always bothers me is that when I was in secondary school there was someone in my year who would always say that I had a mullet and it would always bug me because I never even had anything close to a mullet but it was just like he would repeat it all the time but it was like I'd straight up don't help that's not what a mullet is

like I just have longer hair and that just stayed interesting so you actually have a long running thing against yeah and then compounding on top of that the funny pictures of our dad from like the 80s and early 90s rocking a mullet yeah with the double denim and everything he actually the reason he had that was because he thought it would make him

look tough when he visited America different times man yeah now what do we need to wear to look tough when you go to America um What would they be scared of?

I support Femboys. Fucky Christ. Yeah. Anything else on this topic then? Yeah. See what the jarlings think. Hey? Yeah, we can just back out.

I knew it. You looked up on mallets are and you're like, you look at you're like, see, fuck, you've doubled down. We're fucked. no I'll be fine I have a long growing hair at the back of my head anyway

so whatever just get me some scissors now and we can go down James just shows up next week in a perfect fuse from Apex Legends fucking cosplay It's just perfect

Down to the robot arm Yeah He's the fucking engineered A robot arm Yeah You just put together at work Um Should I talk about

Argy injury Yep So, bad news, Argi's passed away. He's not here anymore. Jesus. I'll tell you what has passed away. His fucking cruciate ligament

in his back right legament. Cruciate ligament. Yeah. It's like an MMP. MMP. Pushing P? Pushing P. The pushing P ligament.

The pushing P ligament. He's had that replaced. So, yeah, basically, so what happened? About a month ago, I was walking our girl. my corgi and my golden retriever Paisley and I was using one of those ball chuckers

Yeah I was with you actually Yeah you were with me So you saw it all And it's weird That day I was just like You know what I'm gonna go for a walk Yeah

Yeah so we're just in a field Or whatever Just throwing that ball around Because Argi just straight up Can't compete with the Goal and retriever You've got to like

Holder Throw the ball Especially for him So he has a chance Yeah he's small He's a corgi He's got tiny legs Pushes himself

tries to keep up with a two-year-old go-in retriever who's just like an actual athlete in terms of like speed and strength and legs that aren't like tiny. So, yeah, I guess he like fucked up his leg chasing a ball. He must have like spun on the spot and like just, we heard him make a noise.

He went like, yeah, but that was the weird thing because he didn't yell. No, he didn't make any of it. It was more of like a going, oh something. Yeah. An equivalent kind of.

a noise like that. Yeah, like when you get hit in Eldonring. When you jump off a building, you fall up, and you crack a little. Yeah. No, the joint didn't make a noise. It wasn't like a crunk. So, yeah, that was like a month ago. He's been to the vet a bunch of times.

He had to go to a specialist. That's why it's, like, taken so long. He went to a specialist the other day. Had to go to surgery. For on his cruciate ligament. And now he's like a little chicken leg. um i'll put a picture on screen of what his like leg looks like right now but i've described it to james as like it looks like the rock's neck muscle that's what his leg looks like right now i didn't realize

underneath corgi is just it's just a tube muscle basically like bulging muscle um he's turned he's a turned dog yeah yeah yeah and there's me thinking he was getting all fat we should shave his tummy and see if he's got a six-pack probably does as well yeah weird dogs um expensive dogs yep cruciate ligament make sure you check you if you have dog insurance make sure you check if that one's covered jesus christ this damn dog it's i swear to christ have you have you spent more on your car or me on argi that's a stupid question actually it depends how much our argi's managing Managitis situation.

Yeah. Bro, we're talking... Because for that meningitis, he was uninsured at the time. We had to go to a specialist in Bath. I think that was like 3...4K. So, including my car, I'm far ahead of Argi. What do you mean including? Including my car and everything I've done to it.

By far, I... Oh, right, like the base price. Yes, the base price of the car and the things I've done. What was the base price of it? Three thousand pound for my car. Bro, I think over Argi's lifetime. but then you're buying him well put it this route I've spent

nearly a few thousand pound on wheels but I just spent three grand on his surgery then you've got the 1,000 pound coilovers then you've got the 600 pound interior stuff and then you've got the under ceiling that's a thousand pound I'm close to 10k on my car wedding I've owned it four months

yeah but I reckon I've probably passed 10k on argue hmm I reckon it's surprisingly close with those two things plus food That's different because I'm Actually James is spending a lot

Yeah Your monthly costs will be way higher than a Oh yeah My monthly cost fucking more Fuggies costs And I can't even get the good fuel I reckon it would be surprisingly equal though Yeah but in saying that

James has only owned the car for like Four months Yeah Yeah there's in context of Argue's what six seven He's going to be six this month I've owned my car four months So times the amount are spent on it by, what, 16?

I mean, yeah, they're not like equivalent items. It's just more kind of interesting to compare. One's a dog and one's a material thing like an item. Yeah, but one's actually useful. Yeah. Damn. I mean, he's actually my emotional support animal. I was talking about, ugly.

Oh. Yeah, I know. My car's not useful. What was your topic, James? my topic is um elden wing i've been playing some elden wing recently and um yeah it's quite shit don't buy it i think we covered out quite nicely yeah do you actually want to mention it at all now that you've actually played it no well i'll just want to hear about it people want to hear about it yeah people are gonna want to hear last week what your thoughts were i purposefully

didn't ask the question because i knew you hadn't played it uh Yeah, it's cool. It's like Dark Souls 2. It's just really good. It's like the best of everything combined. What they've done is just grow it. And I'm like 10 hours in, maybe more. But it doesn't seem like a case of like, yeah, on paper, that's like an awesome idea.

No, it's like... It's like execution, in premise and fucking all of it. It... When I was... I was kind of... not excited for the game and worried about it because it was open world i thought it was either going to be like a sorry like a half measure open world yeah yeah or just shit like like it'll have the cool dark souls castles and shit but the open world won't be that much but it's like

no they once again they've just shown how basically from soft is the only people that can do this no one no one can even get it as good as Dark Souls 1 when it comes to making

Souls likes yeah and FromSoft have now done it one two three

four their streak is getting pretty silly six times there's actually a ridiculous streak of the names they're on now

the only dip they have was Dark Souls 2 which has all these caveats and different director Yeah, but yeah, they've done it again, home run.

It feels like a big step for them specifically, and I don't know what they're going to do from here. It seems I haven't like jumped in yet, but by the way people seem to be talking about it, it seems like not only just a step for them, but one of those kind of full stop, like, oh, like, that's how you do it type things. Yeah. Like, reminding everyone, like, that you can push open world design in a different way that isn't, like, like, we were just talking about Horizon Zero Dawn last episode. It's fine. It's a polished game, it's well made, but it's hand-holdy, it's different. Yeah.

It's following a trend more so. And that's the thing, like, what, what it feels like is that FromSoft are willing to put effort into shit that they know not everyone is going to see. and not even not everyone's going to see it but the majority of people probably won't but it's it's that willingness to like put the power in the hands of the person who's engaging with it to take it as far as

they want to go instead of you just being carrot on a stick fucking lead everywhere yeah and it honestly I don't know why more people don't like or more devs don't switch onto this Because, like, what's one of the best-selling games of all time, Minecraft?

That, like, doesn't direct you at all. Yeah. Like, children play it, and it's because it's just, like, open world, just fucking go. You know? It's because, yeah, everyone, like, it's always simplified into its, like, base. Like, Minecraft is just survival game. Yeah.

Whereas, like, I guess, the expectation for action RPG, it's, like, a little bit different the way it settles. Mm. Yeah, seems really cool. I don't know if I've seen a game really be talked about quite like this, maybe since like Red Dead 2 even. Yeah, well, honestly, to me, so far, this game is better than Red Dead 2, and I fucking love Red Dead 2. Yeah, I do that. And...

Because they get the game part. Yeah, it's the thing. it just seems perfect for me and the thing is if you don't like Souls likes I don't think this game would change your opinion what about someone like me then who I've never been that interested in the Souls games but I loved Sekaru I loved the like simplicity of it and yeah and I wasn't really about builds and that short sort of shit

this is more about like more of a classical RPG you've made You're making a build, you're committing to a play style. I'd say that it's not so much about committing, but it's, it is really that, like, there's so many ways to play. You've got to learn a play style, yeah. You've got to figure out. But you can choose, you can choose the switch, like, at any point, really. Like, you might struggle for a bit. Yeah.

But one of the reasons I actually stuck to Sekaro is one of the things I've been hearing a lot about Eldham Ring is that the way, like, Sechro is they're kind of like two, like, like early paths you can go on so if you get stuck on one of the paths on like a boss or a mini boss that you're stuck on you can go down the other path so you're not just like a standstill at a boss and you just stop playing but it sounds like Elder Ring is that

taken to the extreme where it's not just like two strands like you really have freedom to do whatever you want well because it's not like as well when you in Dark Souls 1 especially because you didn't have first travel and stuff if you got halfway through like a difficult level just getting out again was

a fucking nightmare. Whereas in Eldon Ring it's just like okay you can leave and just roam for hours and do these little dungeons that there is genuinely so much stuff in this game and I keep finding more and more unique stuff

and that you never get used to it. You were complimenting the variety earlier and we've just been talking about games like Halo Infant or whatever yeah yeah. It's like repetition but you're saying about the enemy variety and just like but just variety in like what you find the ways

you interact with stuff is the second you think you've like got a grasp of the scope of but of what to expect when you reach like a point like you see a building off in the distance when you get there

like half of the time it's going to be just something you you couldn't have predicted okay and I assume it has all the like classical like shortcut stuff and the scary enemies and NPCs and shit yeah yeah a lot of the time when I've been like dissuaded from pursuing a certain area it's been because I've been like scared from the design and the location like all the tension from that instead of actually how hard it is and it's co-op right

um how does it work it's co-op like dark souls was so you got like place down a thing yeah put like a password on it but there there are ways of making the game way easier because I mean co-op secro didn't have

there are sort of a like summoning type system isn't there yeah you kind of have like from what I understand there you can you can only use those for bosses I haven't found a way to use them outside of bosses that makes sense all my thoughts are kind of jumbled at the minute

because I've only had like three three or four sessions of actually playing the game yeah and we're talking about 80 hour plus possibly yeah and I've just had like huge sessions yeah yeah it's early days early thoughts yeah and that breadth is honestly

what has put me off jumping in quite yet because I know once that landslide starts like it's just going to be game over yeah no it's it's far more addictive than any of the other souls games really yeah because it's just that constant like new stimuli you know you'd never know what you're gonna find yeah because it was the challenge of secro that i found quite addictive yeah but that's part of the two it always feels like it's like your fault when you fuck up yeah still there as well i i've i thought i got really good at Sekiro and

I think because of that going back to a game like Dark Souls 3 which mixes it up a bit from Dark Souls 3 it's made me struggle more to understand the combat of the program yeah yeah so but the game is

really hard that's one of the main reasons I say it probably won't win you over if you don't like Souls games yeah it's an interesting conversation because it like it seems to it's simultaneously

true and not true I have found about like the way people would talk about the difficulty in secretary. It's definitely difficult. It is hard and it's like a different type of difficulty to like an average game but it is achievable and I always feel like I like know

what they want from me but the limitations come from like me and what I'm able to deliver. Yeah most of the time. But again, that's... With Eldon Ring, it's alleviated so much by summoning and just the ability to go and grind, basically. Yeah. But yeah, it's good as hell.

I was a little bit worried at first. You're not digging here at first. What? It's really similar. It feels similar to Dark Souls 3. And looks quite similar in places. Yeah. And not that that's an inherently bad thing,

but with Sekiro being such like a step away from what they got used to doing, I was kind of expecting more of that from Aldermere, but it's more of a return and refinement of what they have been doing up until that point. Yeah. Because it's going back to the fancy aesthetic. Yeah, yeah.

So kind of Japanese, like... I was remember when the first trailer come out that it was going for like a Nordic thing was that it was like that's kind of what it looked like in short trailers but it that there's

there's way less of an emphasis on that Nordic it is still there but what's the um I forgot I was going to ask now it feels

it feels it it feels like it could be a Dark Souls game in the terms of like the world and everything yeah it's not that far off like especially the first castle you go to is like the way this place looks it could

just be darks like yeah yeah I remember what I was going to ask now um like the cutscenes in the georgia are martin link have you noticed anything with that because like so sacro was a bit more sort of cutscene heavy a bit more dialogue heavy than those yeah original souls games well I'd read before playing the game that it's this was before the the game was out in an interview that there was going to be like more story more like Sekiro, but it

doesn't seem that way at all. Okay. And what I've played, it's like, it's... Have you seen any cutscenes? Are they like introducing bosses? I've had two cutscenes since like the intro of the game and that's after playing

for over 10 hours. I've had two cutscenes and it's just like a boss jumping down and then just saying some like jargon about this universe I can't even comprehend at the minute the Vati video on it or whatever

yeah exactly so but I love that vague shit yeah I liked how it was done in Sekara I think hold your thoughts on it until there's

we're gonna do a video on it yeah kind of has to happen so when we've finished it yeah once you've actually played it it'll come back we'll talk about it I won't because I won't play it

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just like um hollery did um this is a bit of an embarrassing one um in a previous episode Alex talked about a YouTube link younger Alex had hid in an old computer of some scantily clad European woman dancing he tried but couldn't remember the name but a few jarlings think they found it

wait what and then they put a YouTube link wait what you found you put a link in some computer I had to like refresh my memory and what the fuck this was talking about this is like a really early jar thing i guess we're talking about something like that um it's pretty innocent though it's like it's like this french woman like dancing she's like a pop star from france but and that was like i took the youtube link and like hid it in my like my fold is like

buried deep thinking i'm just like hiding my porn stash or whatever um do you not remember this conversation as all. No. This was probably when I brought up Lucy Ty. To be fair, I don't think. I don't think I was even a part of you at that point, so I don't know. I've no memory. Yeah, I don't know what the episode was or any of that, but they say so Alex fact or cap, but yeah, it's fact. What, is that video the correct one? Yeah, that is the video. Well, I haven't seen it. I clicked on it and I can't click on it because it's a screenshot here and I'm not going to, like, show you the sexy video right now.

Well, I want to see the sexy video, Alex. Hit up Hullery, you can show it to you. Man. I don't know how that's relevant. Why did you even have to bring that one up? Because I think it's funny that they, like, found the video. That's a crazy. Such a vague description.

How the fuck did they find the right one? Okay, no. Let's search. I'm going to search it. Sexy French women is what I'm going to search. No, but Alex didn't say French. He said European originally. Yeah, and the original I didn't even specify that much.

I think it's the fact it's been that many years and the fact that like the phrasing of this makes it sound like that it's like a coordinated like effort like ever since then it's like what is the video but yeah there you go. James is 2005 has this to say hi Joe just a little story similar to the burrito story you might find interesting so I work at a restaurant in a shopping center and one of my co-workers was telling a story to someone else and I overheard it. Basically what happened was her sister, who also works at the restaurant, couldn't find a car space. So my co-worker looked for a space for her and found one. But due to the size of the shopping center, meaning there are multiple car parks, she was in a different car park to her sister. So she decided to stand in the spot so no one else could take it before her sister arrived there. Eventually another car looking for a space asked her to move and she refused.

She said she threatened to fight them. And so the car drove off and her sister got the spot. Do you think it is acceptable for someone to hog spots for other people in a car park? It would be interesting to hear your thoughts on the matter. Absolutely not. Yeah, I feel like you're playing with the rules a little bit there. Well, to be fair, they work there. But I think threatening to fight someone.

Yeah, they did escalate. But normally proves you're in the wrong. I just think car parking spaces just let just, just, no. When people cause issue of car parking spaces, it's like on the not very good scale, you're quite high up on it. Like when you park double in two spaces or you park on a road so your neighbour opposite can't ever take the car out of the drive. If you have a huge car and you like just like awkwardly place it and reach like a third of the other space unnecessarily. Yeah, just don't bother. Just make it easy and convenient for everyone because you're not, everyone is on the road.

Everyone is kind of just trying to do their own thing. So just causing hassle to it is just like... Yeah, there's plenty of things to like stand your ground against and like, yeah, I'm going to put my flag and fight for my rights here. I wouldn't say this is one of them. Yeah. Saying that, though, James used to be the worst parker. No, no, you can't complain about my parking when it's at 9 o'clock at Wagonham in Swindon. When the car park is literally, the car park is probably worth a car.

couple hundred billion because it's so big if I'm if I'm parking a little bit over two spaces no this was way before in no you're good now no no I'm saying back yeah no but your car park yeah and the car park was empty if a hundred car car car park has 10 car I remember us like parking in Wooten Basset and you just go in like

diagonal and be like I've never done that ever yeah you have I've never done that ever yeah you have so point on that one. No, I am a perfect parker. You're good now, but you won't back then. No, if you want to be a good parker, never park nose first.

Controversial. But you'll always be more perfect back in it. I only park nose first. I never reverse. Why don't you ever reverse in? It literally makes life so much, so easy. I got a dinky little car. Your car's not dinky. No, bro, it's easy to park and dink. It's not. They're

Guys can be dinker. You've seen a dink car. Well, yeah, they can be dinker. But, like, my car's dink compared to your car. Not really. Your car's much higher, which is, you know, quite inconvenient. And it's kind of wide. No, no.

It's a little chubby. It's chub. It's kind of like a pug as a car. It is. But my car's, like, slim and quite long. Okay. That's not slim. It is quite slim, bro.

No, just because it's long, doesn't mean it's slim. No, it is slim, bro. I could fit that car between two pennies on the floor. Well, the pennies could be fucking a mile a club. Exactly. Mike, no, because it's like, Mike, you can get big cars that are wide as well. And that is an era because there's cars bigger than mine. Like mine on the Nissan scale is in the middle.

There is much bigger cars. It's quite narrow. It's just long. It's normal car. Okay. Mr. Blue Pumpkin has one. Does the jar crew still do the cold shower thing in winter? not in winter

fuck no Jesus Christ no I can't be fucking bothered I tell you what I will do I do do now um on this this note so I like having quite a hot shower

instead of like just turn off at the end now now I'll get the temperature down get my body used to a slightly lower temperature tilt the head away pour some pure cold water out the tap

splash my face with it put some through my hair that's all I need though in winter anything more than that Yeah, winter's too dangerous You don't want to give yourself a Disease You don't want gangrene

A gangrene A gangrenous member We have this one here I've been very Very curious about What James is going to choose From a dynam zero James has a choice to make

He's now been gifted the power To completely erase any jar meme from existence Nobody will remember it Including him He will be free What does he choose? And if his power of meme deletion was to be extended to all memes, not just jar memes, would his answer remain the same?

Ah, Christ. This is a difficult one. Keep it simple at first, jar memes. Jarm memes? What's the jar meme you would erase? You already know which one I'd re-er erase. You don't even have to joke about that. You know what it is.

Is it pussy? Yep. Pussy's fucking gone. Pussy's annihilated. Really? Pussy's gone Why? Why that one? Because it's the...

It was the worst... Not diarrhea? No, diarrhea. Yeah, it's shit. Because diarrhea is shit. It's actually shit. No, but Pussy was like the worst theory of jar. Why?

There's nothing funny about it. There was nothing. It was just like, oh, Loll XD Random Edge. Not funny. That can disappear forever. Broaden it to all memes, then. See, there is some fucking atrocious memes out there. No, we can all have a say on this one.

What we all mean? Would you get rid of? What would you annihilate? I feel like Jim's answer is more prescient than mine. Why? Because I don't know memes like you. Yeah, but you know memes. Meems need... I'm also... Yeah.

Because they're all so short-lived now anyway, it doesn't matter. But like, I actually struggle to think of like... Think of a meme from a year ago. You can't. It's already gone. It's already annihilated. Well, yeah, exactly. I can't think of one. Well, yeah, there's no point. That's what I'm saying. No, but I'm not thinking of...

of recent memes because there's some recent memes. Delete push and P there's some... No, that's too fresh. There's some memes from the last two years that we see we see still and they're the fucking worst ones. Like what?

What meme has stuck around for a year? There's some memes, bro. You know absolutely. There's one type of meme I can think of that's like really stuck around and that's um, guts theme. No, that's a

So that's not, that doesn't... There are like eternal meme formats that never go, that are just repurposed. But I'm fine with... When are they, like, just a format, I'm normally, like, fine with it. Because there's normally so many examples of said meme that, yeah, there's a good example

that exists, but there's, like, tons of shit. Yeah, it justifies its existence. Yeah, so... I am trying to find memes. Because it's just like, there's a specific one that's eluding me right now that I know. Okay, damn Daniel. I delete Dan Daniel.

Okay, damn Daniel is definitely one... That was shit. Yeah, that was bird. Damn Daniel. Yeah, that is quite a good one. Was that a fine? No, no, we're forgetting the, we're forgetting, no, fuck, fuck Dan, Dan, Daniel.

You're forgetting the bigger evil here. You're forgetting the fucking biggest evil. What? Picklewick. Oh, so you'd have to delete an episode of Rick and Morty. Damn Daniel was worse than Picklewick. No, Picklewick is fucking awful. Picklewick just does not deserve to be.

No, but... Damn Daniel's worse. Damn Daniel is worse. Picklewick is worse. The Rick and Morty shit has had so many layers of like awareness. No. Yeah. No.

And to be fair, you've never seen that episode, have you? The Picklewick. You've never seen an episode of you. I don't want to see an episode of shit. So you're just, you're instinctually against Rick and Morty anyway. So that one bothers you extra. What actually bothers you about Rick and Morty so much? This is shit, art style.

Oh, it's an art style. The art style is quite, is quite good I don't like the art style. I see, so if it look like persona, you'd love it. Yes. If the dialogue, the voice, everything is the same.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yes, you're honest. Fair enough. Yeah. I think, just, we need to replace memes. They all need to be dog-related.

That's cringy, dude. Yeah, dog memes are the best. And we're talking about good dog memes, not creepy. I'm tired of you talking about this sort of thing, okay? If it's dog memes that involve, of pit bulls, those seem to be the best ones. I think no, there's a, memes are not

enjoyable if you're not deep enough. Memes are only, only become funny when you're so deep in the Yeah, that's why they're only funny when you make your own ones and make them so only you If I was going to move... If I was going to remove memes, it would be remove Alex's influence on memes.

Why? Because your memes are fucking awful. No, my memes are awesome. Don't you love that one of that guy like moving with the text in front of him dun dun dun that's not a meme no no not that no I know exactly what you're talking about

but it's not a meme because like it's not a meme yes it's what you find funny you sent to everyone person that the word joke was replaced long ago by meme they're the same what's the same meme and joke people just say oh I'm making a meme when they've made like a joke

joke like a normal joke no no who only no no it's a meme if it's like shared amongst yeah but but you understand what I'm saying no yeah people still yeah say oh nice meme my friend you know nobody says that they do no nobody they do they fucking do nice me think think about being in like year six in like reception just how cringy it was and that was without TikTok that was without the This was early, early YouTube shit. Imagine if we had the shit we could look at it. Just what level it would be on.

Kanye memes are actually incredible. Kanye is in the, he's so deep in the meme verse at the moment. This is, this is episode 264 of meme chat. Let's talk about some memes for a bit. That's questions. Hadara Fiss says, Some episodes ago James infamously said that the green MNM gave him bayonetta vibes.

What vibes do the rest of the M&Ms give off? None of them are worth Yellow M&M. Yellow M&M. No, no, no, no, Bainette M&M is now. The yellow one. Lennie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? He's got Lenny vibes. Yeah, and who's the Georgia M&M then?

Red? Yeah, voiced by Frye, isn't it? Well, no, old old thing one. Yeah, I guess that is Fry. Holy shit. That's what he's been doing all these years That guy voice acts fucking everything No, he doesn't

Yeah, he does, Billy West How could he do that if he's the MNM? Well, that's what he spends most of his time doing Being the M&M, but Who wouldn't? Well, yeah, it's a good gig Don't give up a good gig Genuinely think about how good that gig is

Being the main M&M Yeah They're making a new fucking M&E About ad like every two months Yeah And you're like a beloved character He's trending all over Twitter with the...

Yeah, it gets political. Yep. There it goes. Which Eminem do you want to fuck or whatever? Oh, a green one. Do you want to fuck Bionetta? Nobody fucks Bionetta. Would you want to be fucked by Bionetta?

Yes. Of course. Do you want her to stand her stiletto onto your penis? No. No, she's got like gun boots. They're not silences. They're like high heel. guns.

Okay. Do you want her to kill you? No, I don't want... Do you want Bionetta to murder you? No. What about just choke you with her hair powers? Oh, that's just part of it, but...

Okay. Hmm. Ooh. No. Big no from that one. I'm mixed on a dream. type feedback, you know.

Dream feedback? Yeah. What do you mean? Wait, the YouTuber. No, not the YouTuber dream. You took up when you get dreams? No, no, no, no. It's like, every now and again,

there'll be like a question or comment that was like, hi, JAR. I had this fucked up dream involving you guys. Oh, right. This kind of thing, you know? Yeah, stop dreaming about us. It's fucking weird. Or at least dream some more

awesomer things, you know? Yeah. Can't we did a drive-by on me? Don't do da da da da Give it a butt Stop What's wrong with your mouth at the minute Let's do one more

Okay Let's end on this one A nice one from Gebby Hi boys I just wanted to say That I've been watching the cast Since episode one and I each even longer I've been thinking a lot lately

About how little things in life How the little things in my life Were affected by the cast I was in year nine When I started watching So I matured with you guys in a weird way. If it weren't for the cast,

I may not have ever watched anime. I'm sorry. Sorry for that. We fucked you up there. Played from soft games and I wouldn't be nearly as good at conversing with people after random topics thrown down.

A lot of my humor formed as the podcast progressed, which makes me worried to show my friends the cast as they'll almost certainly point out that I'm literally Jamie as I feel like a lot of my jokes sound like they are something Jamie would say

and I now rock the beanie combo. You guys have helped me become mentally stronger, more confident myself and that can't be understated. I hope all of you fully grasp how much you mean to not only me but so many other jailings and that can't be understated. I wish all of you the best in your future and I can't

wait for more episodes to listen to while I get high and play Eldon Ring. Cheers boys and sorry for the long one. I'm sorry that we've had such an influence on you. Yeah. Don't be a d'ush. All I want to say is thank you and can you do the same for us and

make us now's your chance to make a podcast we can listen to you yeah yeah right yeah and then we all like morph in we're like refining the essence of we become pure we become pure

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