JAR Media Posdact - A Stroll Down Dingle Lane - JARCast Episode 262

Episode Date: February 21, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:23 Housekeeping 17:16 Talking About Kanyes Inst...a 23:18 Video Game Movies & Projects - Uh Oh? 31:47 The Wolf Among Us Chat 35:39 Reddit Questions 36:38 Drawing Faces on Bottles 38:31 Lord of the Rings Show 41:23 Dingle Town 42:48 Commentary Tracks 44:05 Is Halo worth playing? 45:15 Biggest Sibling Fight 51:41 Billy Content 53:25 Nostalgia Pain 56:44 Intentional Food Poisioning 1:07:36 Fav Jackass Stunt 1:12:56 Best Roads & Drivers

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to this episode of the JARMedia Podcast. Today I am your host, James. I am with Jamie. And I'm with Alex. Bing. Chilling. Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this episode of the JARMedia podcast.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Uh, good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this episode of the Jiamese your podcast. Ah! Coming live from, uh, is the new bar, or is this, isn't a sauna? What? What did you just say? Huh? What did you just say? Oh, um, what's your favorite flavor of Bing Chilling?
Starting point is 00:00:52 Um, I like a mint chocolate Bing Chilling. That's, no, that's, that's, that's an underrated pick. mint chocolate dynamic duo my favourite being chilling though is plain chocolate only plain yeah see I always like a bit of
Starting point is 00:01:13 a bit of a Neapolitan Bing chilling Neapolitan sucks That's the triple isn't it Yes that's the triple It looks like a poisonous snake As an ice cream
Starting point is 00:01:26 Which is why it's nice Imagine a snake like that well they exist no not not those colours boy welcome to episode 2,620
Starting point is 00:01:39 we have out to pace Joe Rogan we've done it we've finally overtaken our main competitor I'm Jamie the main one computer boy Jamie computer whiz Jamie
Starting point is 00:01:52 joined by if you're the main one and what are our roles the side guys side guy who wants to be side guy one I'll be side guy one only if I can be side guy three
Starting point is 00:02:05 I don't want to be side guy two no I don't want you to be side guy three either you can be side guy seven can I be free guy seven yeah okay joined by me is James side guy two and free guy three
Starting point is 00:02:24 was it free guy three three three seven There's Alex over there in the corner, also known as your favourite Martian on YouTube. How are we doing today, guys? Yeah, I'm quite happy, to be honest. I had some... Why? So, can we actually not say BC?
Starting point is 00:02:44 Can we not say the full BC thing, isn't it? No, we can say BC, but we can't say the full BC. Yeah, we can only refer to it as BC. Okay. I did actually have some BC recently, like, is it like, chocolate? cookie dough flavour. Yeah, I did too actually. Yeah, no, I tried it.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Because you know, I've got a funny thing about BC where, you know, I've got to get a certain point otherwise it's inedible. And I saw you eat your BC when it was like, at a point to you where it wouldn't be edible. It was not edible too. It was fucking liquid. It was slop.
Starting point is 00:03:18 It was a carton full of slop. And I felt sick watching you eat it because you just ate the whole carton of BC. Well, what does the C and BC stand for? Exactly. It's meant to, that's what it is, my guy. So what I did was I didn't, I didn't do that. I took out the freezer and then I ate it instantly.
Starting point is 00:03:42 And I kept it, you know, ice. The b in the BC, I ate it like that and it was really nice. Right, right, right. So I'm just saying the B goes before the C. Well, I'm going to say the BC I had wasn't that good. Um, Alex? Ask me my favourite search engine. What's your favourite search engine?
Starting point is 00:04:05 Google. Uh, Bing. Um, before we get too deep into the show, I just want to shout out our beautiful, just, like, incredible, like, giants of the shoulders we stand upon patrons over at patreon.com for making the audio version of the show possible. and just keeping us going. Yeah, we're struggling at the moment with the lack of... Well, don't say that. We're not, like, desperate for anything, but we really appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Fuck. And as a thank you, we shout you out at the beginning of each month. And you get some early, early videos, yes. When James can be fucked to actually do something about it. yeah jesus where were we that's quite an intro i don't know how much both of those will be used because i need to keep the isla new barting yes you do i don't know what that was the reference i have no idea what he was on about but i liked it so how are we doing on this fine saturday morning fuck you alex do we need to clean the house
Starting point is 00:05:15 yeah it's fucking filth um on this island right now it's actual filth it's disgorstan um yeah um let's do the housekeeping segment then where we uh round off and wrap up some conversations from the previous episode that um went too far down james's throat oh james is oh my god be careful of the candle
Starting point is 00:05:38 holy shit james has just had a really nosebleedy kind of I suppose I can put my leg over here now um yeah where were we right housekeeping where we clean up some of the fucking disgusting dingles that that have been dropped upon that have been formulated from mosquito blood um do we really want to do this one yes well you said yes okay surrux is for housekeeping i disagree with your take on the sequels
Starting point is 00:06:07 while i really dislike them and think they're a cynical corporate emotionless blobs i don't think the one way of saving star wars is to do a reboot of the sequel trilogy not only is that confusing to the lowest common denominator morons but it's also disrespectful to people that dislike the films The best option to help Star Wars is to leave it alone for five to ten years, maybe have one or two kids' shows in a couple games, and come back to the movies and either set them really far back in the timeline or super far forward in the timeline. That way, there doesn't need to be references to a sequel trilogy, but only come back when a really good story or a vision that comes up.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I actually think the Mandalorian and Book of Bob Affair are really lame in terms of storytelling. It's just marvelizing Star Wars and distracting us with bad, poorly planned out cameos, and I find that more exhausting. I find it interesting how people trashed the Rogue One cameos, but seem to love the equally shitty, clunky mess of cameos in both live action series. Wrong. I don't like to be dismissive of people's opinions, but I couldn't disagree more.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Anything in particular? The idea that to continue Star Wars, you should go really far back in either direction. It's a massive fact thing. it's it's um I don't care about the stuff happening way before or way after what's the point like that
Starting point is 00:07:29 when George Lucas was making Star Wars he was telling the important story of that world it's the Skywalker that's the thing it's about them it's about the family yeah so what do I want to see I want to see Luke interact with Han I want to see Leo
Starting point is 00:07:46 that's where they probably messed up most in the sequels it's not about that family really anymore they're more of like a side thing yeah carly ren is like i guess hansson but it's it's more like yeah that's kind of background to the the new hero journey with a character who's no it should have started with a story about luke uh-huh because that's what i want to see he should have been the equivalent kind of like obi-one type character but in it more than obi-one yeah yeah yeah his role should have been bigger but this is one all that sort of stuff just ruined so what do you feel about the cameo thing because i had the problem with the
Starting point is 00:08:23 cameos in rogue one because it's just like just give me a chance yeah yeah um whereas it doesn't bother me as much in like side shit like bother fat where it's like this is already like a side side shit yeah exactly with the mandolarian there's different expectations because it's not star wars it's not a star wars movie so the expectations are lower the expectation that i wouldn't say they're lower they're just different and to have have cameos from like the other side stuff. Well that that's like in their ballpark. That's cool. That's fine. It doesn't bother me at all. Yeah. We can, uh, if we did discuss Bobber, we can talk about it more because it does go a bit crazy in that show. But, um, what about this
Starting point is 00:09:04 one? Grimvy, very upset at you, James. A lot of respect I have for James is completely gone after his refusal to pay off the bet he agreed to. Can't imagine how shocked and upset Jim is. I honestly think James should not only pay Jim the 50 quid, but also pay each and every jarling 50 quid. Yes, and this was the one everyone was angry at you for Jim. I like music, said this. Love you guys. Also, it's not Troy Baker in Dying Light 2.
Starting point is 00:09:34 It's Jonah Scott, and Toya said, correction for Jamie. Troy Baker does not voice the main character in Dying Light 2. It's Jonah Scott. Fun fact, though. Roger Crane Smith voices the main character of Dying Light 1. He also voices Mirage, and it's impossible to distinguish the two voices when playing the game. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:09:52 And it's impossible to distinguish between Troy Baker and the guy that voices the protagonist, Jane Scott. Yeah, to be fair. I hadn't played the game. I still have not played the game. The only stuff I'd seen was snippets of his voice in trailers. And you cannot deny that the man sounds like Troy Baker. Yeah. But I was talking about.
Starting point is 00:10:12 I'm with you on this. It's not Troy Baker, but hot damn does it sound like Troy. at points it's really like like it would take some convincing yeah if there wasn't if it wasn't clear on iMdb yeah it's never really been a game of franchise i've cared too deeply about so that didn't stand out to me and troy baker being and it wasn't yeah and the fact that roger craig smith played the main character of the first game like it seemed like they wanted to get a sort of well-known voice actor trustworthy yeah yeah a good actor sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:10:44 A couple more here. We've got Coco Z who says regarding the motion blur talk, this was talking about Sing 2, where we're kind of mentioning that illumination has this strange style where this kind of bizarre motion blurring stuff. In 3D rendering, there are two ways of doing motion blur. The fast 2D way done as a post-process in the compositor which has limits, and the slow 3D way done as a part of rendering, which makes the render times a lot slower. So I can assume it's a post-processing kind of money-saving maneuver they're going for.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Right. Which is always good when it's that obviously blatant and easy to spot. A Phantom Party says, I love that I can watch 60 episodes in a week and stop watching for two years and come back and still enjoy it. Just as much. Love this podcast. 60 episodes in a week. No, you're fucking lunatic, mate. That's bad. No, it's not too.
Starting point is 00:11:40 I I it's one of my favorite things is discovering a new podcast or one that I've lapsed on some you know the bulk consuming the entertainment yeah different strokes for different folks man yeah I like I like drip feeding it you know 10 minutes every year that's my that's my tool of consumption two more here before we go into some topics um oh there's someone angry at me Ryan Hinojosa Alex, you absolute hypocrite You push poor poor no money-making James to pay his bet But you won't pay Ralph
Starting point is 00:12:17 On episode 19 of the Sardonicast you and Adam made a bet That Venom would not be connected or in the MCU by 2022 Ralph said it would $50 was put down Where is the $50? Venom barely made the cut Being connected in the last month of 2021 But it did pay up be honest Yeah, you got me here
Starting point is 00:12:41 I still haven't sent it And I'm admitting it But did you refuse to pay up before I didn't refuse And I haven't intentionally not sent it Last time I thought about it I was like I was kind of doing the James thing
Starting point is 00:12:57 I was like I need to check like my wording Because the way it happened No this one you got to admit This one this one is different This shit's fucked Because the way it happened in the movie It was not It's like
Starting point is 00:13:09 I think I lost on a technicality I think because of the way I phrased it I did lose And I do owe him that money And I got to send that money But you agree that because of the way You phrased it It doesn't matter what you meant
Starting point is 00:13:21 Mm-hmm What you said Is what binds it Yeah Yeah What's the point of making a bet With someone If you don't follow through
Starting point is 00:13:32 True Because I'm telling you right now If GTA 5 GtA 6, sorry, came out this year, James would be 50 quid wealthier. I will pay you your 50 quid does not now. Because it, you know, starting to be now anyway, right? Because you have until the end of whatever the day. I have until the end of the podcast.
Starting point is 00:13:56 When the podcast ends, I'll give Jamie his 50. He won't. Oh no, I will give it to you. It's just, you know, it's not this early in the year. And finally, just to be. towards, we had a little segment on like Twitch React content and threw some show that Hassan. Logan Stevens said, say what you will about React content, but I don't think Hassan is a good example for explaining the problems with React content. It's literally a meme in his
Starting point is 00:14:22 community that he pauses too much stretching a 20 minute Joe Rogan clip into two plus hours. Sure, there might be a couple episodes where it goes AFK to use the bathroom or get some food. You can't really avoid that being live for 10 plus hours each and every day. Maybe don't fucking stream for 10 plus hours, you fucking rich cunt. I mean, he is a Twitch streamer, that's kind of what they do. Yeah, but when you're that rich, you kind of don't need to stream for 10 plus hours. Because you remember, he's getting paid. People who are significantly poorer than him are paying him to stream for 10 plus hours.
Starting point is 00:14:56 Maybe he... Maybe he... Maybe he... For them to be like... As none of us are in his community or watch his content, it's easy for us to see the one clip that was like shared around of him reacting to he can go to the toilet
Starting point is 00:15:11 but maybe he's just accepting donations on people poorer than him just saying oh excuse me Jim that's not how the world works also I don't know
Starting point is 00:15:24 who the fuck is Hassan yeah who the fuck's a son we're talking about last episode yeah I know but like I haven't researched Twitch streaming not my thing I could yeah all the Twitch content I consume is through
Starting point is 00:15:38 clip channels on YouTube that slice it up because I can't be bothered to That was the whole appeal of like that original The like TV guide and everything I say people they'll The show is live at this time I'm saying no I like watching it on my own terms That's what's cool about YouTube
Starting point is 00:15:54 It's fine though because with Twitch If you don't watch it within like It might change on the frequency of you When you stream but if someone streams Within like 30 days or a month or two, it's gone. That content's lost forever. It's FOMO.
Starting point is 00:16:12 That's how they get you in there. It's like, you're going to miss these really cool game of moments. That's, that's, it's just feeding the FOMO, like, addiction. That's why I don't, I don't vibe with it. If they don't have, like, a backup channel. I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with streaming. No. Or watching streamers or being a streamer or anything.
Starting point is 00:16:32 If that's your thing, it says I don't have the time commitment, mainly, to, like, watch a stream. No, I mostly just wanted to bring it up because I just get fed up of like, it's how every conversation is like boiled down into just like clips on Twitter, you know? All the actual like conversations lost. This one guy did this one thing.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Yeah. This context that I'm not going to tell you. And then you only, yeah, you only get the full picture if you're like engage in like comments. Yeah, but by that point you're so just fucking angry from and it's been like, It's like weeks ago and you're like, oh, whatever.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Yeah, yeah. And then the next thing's cropped up. Kanye's fucking Instagrammed dick pick or something. Well, yeah, thanks for mentioning that. We can talk about one of our topics. Yeah, so Kanye West, we're fans of his music, some of it, big chunks of it. All of it. Especially the throne one.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Like that one a lot. Yeah, watch the throne. Watch the throne. Really good album, possibly one of the best albums he's ever made. But he's been I've never I'd never really followed Instagram Kanye before
Starting point is 00:17:41 Only only this last week Did I follow him on the Agia Kogi account And he's The way he uses it's very interesting I'm not Well I want to say this is Kind of a new thing
Starting point is 00:17:55 Him using Instagram Because do you remember he used to spam Twitter Yeah Twitter used to be the one With the funny tweets Yeah And it would just be nonstop For like a day And then he'd disappear
Starting point is 00:18:04 so now it's Instagram yeah a strange mix of like anti Pete Davidson stuff like zoomed in screenshots of text to Kim Kardashian beefing with Apple and all these weird
Starting point is 00:18:20 like I don't know what the tact is because at first he was like building up right this is like Donda 2 is coming out in February 22nd 222-222 that Donda 2 live show was going to be shown or whatever.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Yeah. But at the same time, it was also the beef and, like, bigging up the Super Bowl, which, like, happened in the middle of all this, and he was in, like,
Starting point is 00:18:46 the McDonald's Super Bowl, like, ad? At first I was like, well, was he hyping up? Was he just, like, hyped that he was in a McDonald's advert in the Super Bowl? So he was using Instagram while there.
Starting point is 00:19:02 He was in the Super Bowl advert, and he was trending above the Super Bowl because he was shit-talking Pete Davidson on Instagram so I think he was just like buzzed off of those three things he's a master of marketing yeah it's like he's so famous that he can just do anything
Starting point is 00:19:27 it doesn't matter what he says and honestly yeah what if it is intentional or not like the end result is it just gets a bunch of attention yeah yeah and I think at this point
Starting point is 00:19:42 it's almost like he's an internet personality because like people have always known Kanye to be that out there guy yeah like you expect him to go off to be outspoken to be the
Starting point is 00:19:58 yeah so when he does it it's just like people kind of buckle up for the entertainment i reckon yeah do you prefer this one over the kind of 20 was it 2016 tm z stuff that remember that where he was in that guy challenged him in the tmc offices and yeah i think that i think that's better because he he seems to really like be absorbed into his own bubble when he's on social media and like he's no one says no to him obviously well how can anyway it's like it seems like it's already two late because it's all like constrained to his mobile phone so he's just yeah he's like tweeting
Starting point is 00:20:43 it and then kim kardashian sees like oh shit like yeah maybe like private texts i think his stuff like all that stuff that he's been doing is wrong and horrible mm-hmm i think he's totally out of line there and also more selfishly with donda too he's limited it to this is about like nobody saying no to him you can only listen to Donda too if you buy his $200 or however much it is in pounds
Starting point is 00:21:13 little thing yeah it's called like the stem player or something where the gimmick is like it's got four buttons on it and you can play the different stems at like different loudness so it accentuates different parts of the song
Starting point is 00:21:29 so if you just want like really deep bass or whatever you can just play like the beat in the background or whatever, without vocals, or just the, you know, that kind of thing. Yeah, annoying. Yeah, it's super annoying. It's like, it's just totally anti-consumer. Yeah, but using it like an anti-big, like tech, big streaming service, like, making out that he's suffering as an artist, I guess. Yeah, and I don't see how him selling Donda 2 via his stem point.
Starting point is 00:22:03 player is benefiting the struggling artists because he definitely isn't one of them but he's he seems to be the only one profiting off of this specific thing yeah definitely helps at least like when they were trying to push tidal or whatever it was in the name of like a fairer model for musicians whatever and it is like this premium subscription it was a platform yeah whereas i don't see how the stem player will be a platform for all artists Yeah, it seems like he wants to use the, the hype for an album to help sell a product too. Yeah. That isn't just the album. So what I reckon is going to happen is that he's going to sell as much of these as possible when the sales stop, that it just goes on Spotify.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Mm-hmm. There's no way it's not going on Spotify and YouTube and stuff. No way. Yeah, because he's like posted the track list and it. It's like a fully fledged, like, long-ass album. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And will it even come out on that date? Who knows?
Starting point is 00:23:05 Exactly. Who frickin knows? I'll tell you what I do know, though. We've got some interesting announcements that I want to hear your guys' thoughts on. So, like, the Uncharted movies, like, hitting the Sonic movie, the second Sonic movie, had a trailer at the Super Bowl. The video game shit is going crazy. The Halo TV show has a trailer now, which we haven't talked about. the game shit is it's like yeah we've like exhausted all the movie IP shit and remaking them again and again
Starting point is 00:23:38 we've got to go into the greener pastures the untapped audiences of younger people who recognize IP so here's what's next right fallout tv series is being made uh wanton goggins is cast in it good ass actor he's the main character of the show yeah um whatever that means whatever that's going to look like um um James, are you excited? No. I just feel like with like fallout and Halo it seems like man
Starting point is 00:24:11 if you wanted to do this you've waited like a long time for it's like past the like as a franchise they're like peak popularity you know it's like especially if like Hela you'd want to you'd want to get in on that shit
Starting point is 00:24:23 way earlier like 2007 probably should have started if you wanted some kind of film project to get off the ground because what you're supposed to, you can't like, yeah, whatever, that's a whole fucking minefield. But the other one is Netflix is making a Bioshock movie. A Bioshock movie, like, yeah, in tandem with Take 2 or whatever.
Starting point is 00:24:45 And the Bioshock movie has been one of those, like, disaster projects that's been trapped in production for, like, decades. Giammo del Toro attached to us? No, it wasn't Gialmo, it was the Pirates of the Caribbean guy. He was attached. Gore Vibinsky, I think he's called. and that was always like as like a dorky gamer in the early 2000s like
Starting point is 00:25:07 oh that would be cool like the that's a cool environment for a movie when you think about it for more than like two minutes though you can imagine like all the pitfalls that would come with a bioshock movie if they want to do a one-to-one adaptation which I feel like they would like I don't know
Starting point is 00:25:25 I don't trust they have the creative muscle to really do anything aside that but then inherently by trying to just tell the bioshock story in a movie you're taking a bunch of the like commentary and message and like the good part of the story away anyway yeah sure the universe is cool and it's like cool characters and stuff and it's mostly the setting i feel like that's the main thing and doesn't a key trust Netflix to fulfill that like vision of like a rapture or whatever it's me looking forward to a bioshock movie would really depend on the people working on it and knowing that it's a Netflix movie does not make me
Starting point is 00:26:06 excited yeah I suppose Netflix did they did like publish arcane I guess yeah um there are good Netflix movies no but I specifically I brought up arcane because of the game link yeah um but it's also like when people point as that as the example it's like it's funny like like the best example is like hardly even like that linked to the game you know it's not like trying to one to one retell the story of the game or you know like whatever this like hbo last of us think oh they really are a lot aren't there it's like racking up now it's really like snowballing yeah so we'll see it does i don't know it doesn't just just seem like a good idea inherently because it's this like uh cannibalistic cycle it's like yeah movies
Starting point is 00:26:58 So, like, heralded is, like, the best thing. So then video games, in being cinematic copy movies, but now, like, the film industry is, like, so stretched on this level. They're, like, going back and, like, copying. It's so fucked. Yeah. Yeah, like, we've talked about it over and over, but the idea of an uncharted movie, stupid. And that Halo show, I do just want to briefly touch on it. Yeah, we can talk about it.
Starting point is 00:27:26 From what I've seen, I think it looks quite bad Yeah, it doesn't look very good Again, just really late It's not like canonical, so they're like changing a bunch of stuff There's like a human covenant That's like controlling hunter worms or something It's really fucking weird and Seems cheap and it's not on, if it was, it feels on HBO maybe
Starting point is 00:27:53 Yeah, but it's one of those things I don't think Halo is even like it just doesn't work for film to me yeah you'd have to get
Starting point is 00:28:06 yeah you'd have to really go in for like a strong like style of some kind a strong vision just like a generic super soldier show with like loads of Spartans
Starting point is 00:28:19 like with what they're trying to do it doesn't seem like that's going to be enough but yeah Yeah, the main problem with a lot of video game movies is that the whole idea is based around it being a video game. So when you put that into a movie, it just does not compute. Yeah, especially games like Uncharted Halo and Bowshock. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:43 All of them. Like the thing that makes them stand out is that it's an interactive video game. And the best parts of all three of them come from that fact. So not having that. they're gonna they're gonna have a tough time because even like this talks of like mass effect shit coming back hmm like it yeah it just seems like I know just any well they can try and fucking mine James would a call of duty movie work they already exist I don't know why they don't lean more into like the arcane thing and hopefully arcane will spur this on
Starting point is 00:29:23 like more animated stuff because at least then you can have like the voice you you miss a bunch of the pitfall the inherent pitfalls like why could the uncharted movie not be like animated and just kind of look like the games but just have more of a you know controlled it's just like an animated movie and then you can have the voice actors and you can have yeah all the stuff you'd expect yeah it just animation for baby yeah it does just come to it yeah That is it. Which hopefully stuff like arcane will break a little bit. Yeah, it would be just going to be a while. Because like that, like an animated Bioshock movie with like a cool art style, suddenly that's more interesting to me than like trying a live action like a big daddy. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:13 That sounds janky as hell. Yeah. But they can't tell the Bioshock story. I'm picturing like an animatrix type deal where it's like the fall of rapture animated or something you know yeah you could do stuff like that but again it's just like so fucking late fire shot came out like 2006 seven or no 2008 wasn't it yeah i just hate i just hate in general the milking of IPs they get so tiresome just let me fucking see a new idea it comes from just a if you want to like write a story about the the fall of some great city
Starting point is 00:30:53 make your own thing It's too risky There's also the Apex Animated TV show Hmm That's also another one But that's probably gonna be good Is that like confirmed
Starting point is 00:31:05 Yeah that's a thing Well you know we were talking about Like bungee being sold to Sony Um Apparently one of their biggest motivators for doing that Is the trans media Like they want to push Destiny as a franchise
Starting point is 00:31:20 Into the film space into the TV space. Oh, really? Yeah. And Sony has the like, suddenly that deal makes a bit more sense when you, when you see it through that lens. But a couple more things.
Starting point is 00:31:35 I want to shout out on this note. Something I actually saw a trailer for that was kind of like, oh, forgot about this shit. I can't believe it's like happening. But telltale games is back. And they're doing Wolf Among Us too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:51 well season two or whatever um i'd completely forgotten about it because telltale obviously died a few years ago they completely went bankrupt um never figured i'd get another season of wolf among us because that was always that was the one that like stood out to me the most yeah um despite the obvious like walking dead shit but that like just fell into that that was like the trend at the time wolf amongus was like weird and cool and stylish yeah it was yeah it always stood out as it was like a super unique it really fit the sort of detective. Yeah, yeah, the main character was a detective. Yeah, it really fits that type of game.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Yeah, and that mood and that music. I went on YouTube and was just going through the soundtrack again because that was one of those soundtracks I would fucking rinse. So I was having that weird, like, whoa, this is like triggering a bunch of memories from that time going through the whole soundtrack. Yeah, I'm actually really looking forward to. The fuck you're laughing at over there.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Do you remember when you got the Wolf Amonga Soundtrick? Like I ripped it all off YouTube, yeah. Yeah, and weird to name each track. Oh, yeah, because at the time, the only way to listen to it that was available is like someone who just ripped the audio files straight from the game and uploaded like one big long audio file called like the Wolfmanga soundtrack. Mm-hmm. That's right.
Starting point is 00:33:14 Yeah, so there were no official names of the track. Yeah, so weird to come up with names. Do you remember, but, yeah, yeah, they were pretty, um, a broken titty sprinkle. Yeah, that was one of them. My favorite one was, uh, strippers combo, the song that played in the strip club. There's a strip club in it? Yeah. I'm gonna go back and play it.
Starting point is 00:33:41 No, the whole gimmick is it's like fairy tales, but really edgy. Yeah. It's edgy as hell. I like edginess. Yeah. based on, I think it was a graphic novel called Fables It was really cool
Starting point is 00:33:55 And I think it ended on like a cliffhanger Yeah So it was like awesome Yeah because then like the Game of Thrones one came out And Batman one came out And like borderlands came out And they just Oh yeah borderlands
Starting point is 00:34:09 They just kept doing more and more and more And it was like no no no wait All of these end with cliffhangers Just give us like Yeah And they're not using that awful engine anymore They're working on Unreal now and it looks clean The screenshots look amazing
Starting point is 00:34:24 They look really good So thank God for that And it's nice to have like a Game like that to look 40 Last but not least before the Mibrik Transformers Rise of the Beasts is coming out Just want to throw that out there Someone posted it like a poster on the subreddit
Starting point is 00:34:46 And I was like Oh that looks real That looks really real And I had to do some research Because it was like a close-up of a gorilla With like bits of robot Round his eye or whatever It just looks real
Starting point is 00:35:01 Then I found out it's like a deviant art fan poster But yeah, Rise of the Beasts You hyped for that one, that beast Rise of the Beasts Uh, yeah, sure Yeah Talking about milk in an IP I'm gonna milk you in a minute
Starting point is 00:35:21 Alright, let's see after these messages Life can be a dick sometimes So get your dick from out your hand And don't be a dick, wear a dick Dick the head t-shirts available now Check the description below Good afternoon morning, evening all night ladies and gentlemen Welcome to the second half of the show
Starting point is 00:35:43 Where we head over to Raid It We have head over to to Raidit and we answer a few Raidit questions. If you want to leave your own, head over to Raidit. The JAR Media subreddit suggestion
Starting point is 00:35:57 throw it. I just want to throw that out there because I feel like it's been maybe a month since we've actually said like the real place to go. Ah, Fnaf. Something is happening on Reddit where the JAR sub is like being suggested.
Starting point is 00:36:14 It's like been wedged into like a Reddit algorithm. I don't know how I've noticed a lot more people are joining. I don't know why. It's been like wedged in, probably because of the FNAF subreddit. Like, inherently being linked to it. It's the best decision of our life. Yeah, so like, it rocketed past like 10K users on the, the jar one.
Starting point is 00:36:35 How are you? How are yeah? Hullery's gonna get us going with an interesting one. In episode 81, post-crackhead, by the way. It was mentioned that prior to recording the episode, Alex had written or drew a face on every beverage in the refrigerator as he was seemingly going
Starting point is 00:36:53 to explain himself the subject quickly moved on to either Halo 2 or Marvel. Question why the fuck? Question 2 is this sort of thing a regular concurrence they put. Alex is literally a crackhead has always been a crackhead. It's basically
Starting point is 00:37:09 just a crackdown. Do you have any memory of this? Because I vaguely do. I have a I have a memory because it annoyed me. It was one of those things It was one of those things you did specifically Because it would annoy me What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:37:25 You did it to annoy me Because it did annoy me You wouldn't have even been drinking the beverages back then No of course I wasn't It annoyed me because I found it cringe What? What did you have the problem with Drawing phases on things in the fridge It's a bit, is a quick
Starting point is 00:37:40 I've got no memory of this It definitely happened Yeah, I don't either That's why I'm banking on you to Yeah, I remember memory. Because you found it really funny. I mean, that does sound kind of funny.
Starting point is 00:37:51 It really wasn't funny, isn't it? It sounds harmless to me. Why did it anger you so deeply? Because that was the edgy area. Wow, that's fringy. Yeah. So that just annoyed me. It wouldn't annoy me now.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Yeah, it would. Yeah, it would. Do it, find out. What was the second question? Is this sort of thing a regular concurrence? Um, Alex does weird things a lot. Um, we all do weird things. I don't. We all do weird things a lot. We're quite weird.
Starting point is 00:38:23 I don't. I don't even consider that one that weird. Right, seeing as we were, like, talking about a bunch of stuff that's been revealed or whatever, there's actually another one from Moniac who says, thoughts on the new Lord of the Rings. Wait, the Lord of the Rings of Power TV show trailer. Did you see this? It looks cheap. I saw a screenshot, I think.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Um, yeah. I don't care about Lord the Wings. Like, Lord Wings has a place in my heart and my heart's not open to more Lord of the Wings. Well, yeah, like, we've got it. We've got perfection. We've had the story. Yeah. We have it.
Starting point is 00:39:10 They're going to tell a story that is the backstory of the story. I don't care. about the backstory we have the story I'm happy with the story you know yeah in fact there there's three movies that like had to come out when they did and like a miracle
Starting point is 00:39:27 they came together the way they did and they've had like a renaissance like the past five years I'm like yeah fuck man this shit's how you do it this is like crazy filmmaking on this scale
Starting point is 00:39:43 that it worked out that way and the risks involved and everything. Is it the best trilogy ever made? Yes. Yeah. I can't think of another one that comes close. Yeah. What's the second best?
Starting point is 00:39:55 Considering the fact... Yeah, considering the fact that it is, especially on top of everything, adapting one of those, like, one of those novels or stories. It's not like an original, like, film trilogy or something. The fact they do it justice and... Like, how many properties that are adapting something like that can pull that off without, like, pissing off, like, purists? It did, no, this is the thing you're forgetting that it did piss off purists. Someone's found an archive website and seen all the reactions to the trailers for Lord Wings back when they first came out.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Yeah, I saw that trending on Twitter too, but. Yeah, but people were, like, hardcore fans were pissed. See, it would have the same reaction as a new thing would now. Well, they're always going to exist, but, like. Yeah, it's a crazy accomplishment and I don't know what this new show could what itch it can really scratch aside from Maybe trying to go for like a Game of Thrones kind of thing But even then I didn't I don't yeah, I don't want that for Lord of the Rings. Yeah, I really It's it's not about that
Starting point is 00:41:11 They've spent so much money on it. They've spent they've spent more and making than making those movies in the early 2000s probably cost. They probably spent more on this show. Yeah. Done with it all, one, two, three says first time commenter here. As an Irish jar fan, it kind of feels odd when I hear you make jokes around the word dingle. Because there is actually a town and very popular tourist spot over here called Dingle, with a walking trail near it called the Dingle Way.
Starting point is 00:41:39 I thought you would find this amusing. Anyway, thanks a lot for the videos. I'm a new fan and the cast are really helping me through my exams. You're welcome. I want to go to Ireland. I want to go to Dingle Way. I want to go to Ireland by a twin cam and do some fucking wings, lad. That's all I want to do.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Some wings? Some wings lad. Some wings lad. Some wings lad. Are you doing like an Irish? That sounds more like northern. I don't know. Just rings lad is an Irish thing.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Wings lad. Wings. Do wings. Lad. Oh, rings. Lourns. Donuts. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:15 Yeah, do rings lad. Oh, a car thing. Yeah, rings lad. Rings lad. So, two separate words. Ringslad. Rings lad. Rings lad.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Rings lad. So you don't want to go to Dingleway? I'd go to Dingleway. I'm impartial to Dingleway. I want to stroll down Dingleway. I want to hop, skip, and jump down Dingleway. I want to slide down Dingle Way. Drift down Dingle Way.
Starting point is 00:42:45 crowbar in the wind says have you guys ever consider making commentary tracks for movies i know bims and red letter media have released some i'm just curious what do you think of the idea um we're not funny enough yeah we're cringe yeah although we do need to do something with all those movies people have sent us yeah i know and we've got this set up to do it but instead of doing that we we watch funny animal videos instead if you want a commentary track on a wangertang videos. Well, I mean, if Saan can react to all these videos, why don't we just, like, watch Shane Dawson videos and...
Starting point is 00:43:18 Yeah, why don't we just... No, no, no, no, no. The answer is, we just put YouTube autoplay on, all go to bed, wake up the next day, it'd be like, yeah, what's up? Even, even better. Record some, like, generic reactions on, like, a green screen. Of us just sitting idly, like,
Starting point is 00:43:35 reacting every now and again. Yeah, if we make some gifs, like, really long gif. Yeah, and then, like... Yeah, just have, like, 10 of each. and then just like take the latest Shane Dawson upload just put it there put the green screen like footage of us reacting on top doesn't even need to matter and then when we come back we can see the people have donated like a 5,000 pound for the string you know
Starting point is 00:43:58 easy money work smarter not harder hmm oh we have one for you here james from rip flude oh no as someone who's never played a halo game except ODST is the series worth playing I own the Master Deef Collection just to replay ODST Just don't bother If you've already gone far enough to own the MCC Yeah you might as well just play the good ones on the MCC
Starting point is 00:44:23 Unless you just bought ADST or something What do you consider the good ones on the MCC? One, two, three I would say four and reach Four and reach Just joking I'd say play the original trilogy God damn it
Starting point is 00:44:38 Yeah Just do it Or play one three reach. No, you've got to play too. You need the context. Yeah. No, you do. Think about it like if you've never played it. Just for like the game history just to go through it. I think I need to replay Halo 2.
Starting point is 00:44:58 Yeah. It's the most quotable one as well. Yeah, it's so frustrating because the story is so good, but I think it's got like the weakest structure. Yeah, like the mission design and everything is weaker and not as fun. But yeah, I can get down. with it for that reason. Chuffer McDonald says, Alex Jim, what is the biggest fight
Starting point is 00:45:18 you've ever gotten with each other? It's been on the fucking episode, Jesus Christ. Why did you ask? Yeah, there are a few in cuss. What? You've actually fucking strangled in one of the fucking episode, Jamie.
Starting point is 00:45:33 How the fuck did you forget? Yeah. Good thing I didn't press charges for that. Dude. I actually had totally forgotten about that. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:43 I've witnessed a fair few fights and that was the most shocking to me. The Chalings didn't even have any context for that one. I was right at the end. Yeah. It's right at the fucking beginning, idiot. The biggest fight? Well, what do you think the answer is? When this question makes me think of a time period,
Starting point is 00:46:10 where the most fights probably were happening which would have been I would have been early secondary school you would have been late primary school so I was like
Starting point is 00:46:25 you're 7, 8 um but you got the confidence to bully Jamie no you don't need confidence to bully your younger sibling that's the whole point it's just the absolute power thing
Starting point is 00:46:38 you know like it's just yeah yeah I'm well I was the youngest I was the young girl so surely you know surely your sister's fucking fucked you up
Starting point is 00:46:47 well yeah but no the sister who actually bullied me really bad blame my older sister so my older sister got years worth of punishments for nothing she did and my parents only found that out recently that oh the sister we've been
Starting point is 00:47:02 telling off for like 10 plus years was actually innocent the whole time just like I was thinking about this the other day just how much the dynamic changes when there's three instead of two. Yes, three... Suddenly, it's like a three-way war. It's a mind game, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:47:16 Because you've got... Well, surely there's always one that's like playing the sides, like picking based on the conflict, like which side makes more sense. Because the parents, parents assume that it's the oldest always bullying the youngest. So if you're the middle one, you can fit, you can just torture your younger sibling and just blame the old one and you'll be fine. sister fucking abuse me regularly and yeah there's just nothing you can do no it's such like proof of human nature yeah like that that animalistic just like yeah I'm I'm inherently larger than you mm-hmm so I have power bully time yeah it's
Starting point is 00:47:59 bully McGuire just as you just the right at that point as far as the biggest fight though yeah it probably is the nut punch in incident, right? Actually, no, you've... Speaking of ODS2. What is the nut punch incident? Oh, is this when you... You punch you in the nuts?
Starting point is 00:48:25 No, because, like, we finished ODS on the hardest difficulty. The achievement didn't pop, so I started getting annoyed, which I obviously took out, I took it out on gym. And I must have been such a dick that he just fucking smack me, which I doubt. definitely deserved. How well were we when ODST came out? Yeah, that was like 1415, surely. What year did it come out?
Starting point is 00:48:52 Was that 2010? Yeah. Or 2009? 2009 or 10? No, Reach was 2010. I thought Reach was 2011. Oh, you're right. Oh, fuck. I think it was 2009. Two years after Halo 3, right? Yeah. so was it a year nine I would have been a teenager
Starting point is 00:49:13 yeah I would have been in primary school for 2007 yeah you would have been like year six me and year nine that makes sense yeah maybe year seven anyway it resulted with me being smacked yeah from memory
Starting point is 00:49:29 I kind of got in trouble for that you did I remember you getting in trouble yeah because if it was if I was smacked in the nuts, I would have, like, really fucking hammed it up. You'd have done your reaction.
Starting point is 00:49:43 I can picture it so perfectly, but I just can't explain the way you react. You used to have this problem with your scalp. What do you mean? You had, like, an itchy scalp or something for a period. Oh, yeah. No, I still have that. I think
Starting point is 00:49:59 it's, like, a weird anxiety thing. Yeah, because when I was, like, um, 12, when it's, like, specialist got, like, crazy stuff they took like samples and everything they can never find anything i remember you saying shit to me like um this is your fault because you always pull my hair damn that's fucked but i was like what i i like don't what the fuck you're talking about god yeah i don't yeah i don't even remember that one yeah i can imagine saying it though
Starting point is 00:50:27 yeah i don't have any fun stories like that they were just like normal you don't have like the biggest fight with one of your sisters in your mind I know the biggest fights with my sisters were not when I was a kid actually when I was an adult oh really yeah interesting because we just wouldn't agree and it would just cause this huge fucking fight when you say fight you mean I guess verbal not like swinging punches well we've never like had a fight it's always been one
Starting point is 00:51:03 one-sided. Yeah. Because the second I was capable of fighting, like, defending yourself, really. When the gap started to, like, decrease in terms of mass. Yeah, yeah. You sort of stopped being a twat. Yeah, yeah. Especially because, yeah, you started, like, you were doing, like, push-ups and stuff.
Starting point is 00:51:26 You're just doing, like, a hundred push-up. Batman begins and saw Batman doing push-ups and that, and I was like, okay. Okay, I'm gonna be Batman. That's all it takes. Yeah. Fretful Porcupine says, boys, we need more Billy content. How's she doing?
Starting point is 00:51:46 We'd love to see her on video one of these days. My mommy actually just sent me a video of Billy eating tuna. Really? Yep. Nice. Deserved. Yeah. No, my mum hates Billy.
Starting point is 00:52:02 But she's always like, sending me pictures of Billy like oh look she's just monged out in front of the fire right now look how weird she is right now lying over there and then I'll get like a selfie of mine I'm watching the office and with Billy on a laugh
Starting point is 00:52:17 shit like that no Billy's Billy is living the life yeah I love Billy killing rats and sleeping I had to look after her over Christmas and she was just the sweetest animal I love her so much she is
Starting point is 00:52:33 She actually loves people Yeah, yeah, she really does I didn't even try to find her She found me She hunts you down for affection She's great Yeah, I'd happily have Billy on the cast It's just some of the other residents
Starting point is 00:52:47 Yeah, who might have an issue with it One resident Yeah, one in particular One small one One kind of fucked up boy at the moment I reckon in this house Paisley could live With Billy in the same house
Starting point is 00:53:01 And never know Never know. Yeah. Yeah, she is that level of... Yeah. What's the word when you're just not very sort of... Ditzy. Well, you're not really...
Starting point is 00:53:13 Surveying your environment with much detail. You know, you're just kind of existing. Yeah. She's got like a bug brain. Fuck, has one. Do you guys have any songs, movies, or media that are capable of transporting you back to your childhood? I don't mean this in a general...
Starting point is 00:53:32 oh I did this when I was younger feeling but a feeling so overwhelming that it stops you from what you're doing and you have to take time to think about how fast time has passed yeah I got a bunch of those like I kind of had that I wouldn't say it's full childhood but
Starting point is 00:53:48 for the Wolf Among Us thing when I was listening to that it was like whoa taken straight back to what I was doing where it was I'd say demon days yep that whole album yeah there are a few Beatles albums
Starting point is 00:54:02 that do that? The number one one. That Bruce Springsteen album about 9-11. That one takes me back to childhood. Bionical music. I've only got 2-2 and they're different ears.
Starting point is 00:54:24 It's like, super young childhood is Ridge Racer Type 4. Great soundtrack. The next is the soundtrack I had to have a GTA Vice City when I was like whenever that came out What about like
Starting point is 00:54:35 Discovery? No, I don't know I remember them in the background but GTA Vice City was a core part of my life being a kid not knowing to do anything but knowing
Starting point is 00:54:45 to do in the cheats with all the Do you not have like early fun memories of that like watching Daff Punk on YouTube type stuff and like clips from
Starting point is 00:54:55 Yeah, what about RAM? Yeah, Ram. That was like a core event in all of a Yeah, right? No, yeah, that's like a different and I'm thinking it's just childhood
Starting point is 00:55:03 that's like, just because of the context of the question and that's just G.J. Vice City and retracer. You know what? Star Wars Battlefront 2, the music they're using that. Yeah. Yes, it's the love theme from Attack on the Queen's.
Starting point is 00:55:19 Yeah. And also the menu sounds from Battlefront 2. Yeah, yeah. You hear that shit and it's like, whoa. I would say on a similar beat, like the Lego Star Wars sounds. Yeah. Yeah. Just anything that you would have heard a ton of times.
Starting point is 00:55:36 The music that plays at the end of the levels. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Which is the Anakin pod race song, whatever. Yeah. Actually know, that pod racing game is actually a fucking cool memory. Yeah, see, there you go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Holy shit. I would say, um, again, broadening childhood to, like, include, like, kind of teenage years or whatever, because I was a while ago now, but... Um... like a fucking even Scrillex and shit earlier Was that Was the funny one with the
Starting point is 00:56:07 New Man Lows in a Binn song? Pendulum Pendulum Even Pendulum does it for me Yeah Yeah that's like That's the type of memory Where I'm like
Starting point is 00:56:17 Oh Not like Because you love Pendulum They were your fav They were You fucking love that show And I still do Fucking Pendilm's the fucking bomb
Starting point is 00:56:28 Release me That is such like Teenagerie music Yeah Just unfiltered edge Yeah Oh it's so funny I love it
Starting point is 00:56:43 Um Oh this one This one's kind of fucked From Joe Thompson 533 and 4 Got a legitimate question for you boys this time So one of my friends told me a story about how one of his co-workers Kept stealing his lunch at work So he decided to purposefully
Starting point is 00:57:00 put expired meat inside a burrito and brought it into work not sure how far gone it was and later one of his co-workers had to take like a week off of work due to food poisoning. In this situation do you think my mate was in the wrong for purposefully making a lunch that would have caused
Starting point is 00:57:16 food poisoning with the intent of the thief eating it or was the lunch thief just getting what he deserved for constantly taking what wasn't his? Yeah, no, I should love to hear your opinions, thanks. That's a biblical story. Yeah, there's like a moral. Yeah, there's a total moral. going on there. Because like at the end of day
Starting point is 00:57:32 I don't want to be, I'm not going to say this with absolute confidence because I'm sure there are some people who have died from food poisoning. Food poisoning most of the time isn't going to be like cause you any problems by being sick. You're just going to get sick and you're going to be fine. So just getting a little bit
Starting point is 00:57:48 sick because you've been a cunt constantly. Fair enough. That's completely reasonable. But did two wrongs make a right? Yes, absolutely. But it's not a wrong. He's making his own lunch. He's teaching him a lesson. That person's not going to steal food again if they've just got food poisoning. Yeah. Some people have to learn the hard way and this person has and fair enough.
Starting point is 00:58:10 Yeah. I mean, arguably the best thing to do would have been to confront the guy and just be like, why are you eating my lunch? No, but they don't know. What about if you don't know? What about if you don't know who's doing it? Yeah, so you only know who's done it once they've not turned up for work for a week. And then you can confront them. Yeah, be like, oh, you got sick. don't steal my food but I'm thinking what about an extreme scenario
Starting point is 00:58:34 for the person who steals the food has an awful reaction to it and straight up dies yeah that would be fun yeah but it's like
Starting point is 00:58:44 but then who is responsible for that surely it would just be marked as they ate something man's yeah yeah they ate rotten meat and done
Starting point is 00:58:51 you would that the person who food yeah he chose to eat it to eat it to food like that he didn't prepare
Starting point is 00:58:57 he didn't know if it was they can't possibly trace it so it's like yeah the person who's killed the guy is probably going to be morally fucked for a while forever because they've just killed someone
Starting point is 00:59:10 but they didn't it's like yeah how would they know they knew they were making a toxic sandwich or whatever I've eaten I've eaten I've eaten meat before it's good and after it's
Starting point is 00:59:25 gone bad and I've been fine every time so if you really want to cause someone pain just stick loads of laxatives in it because when they're in the toilet shitting their brains out they can't you kind of know that that's not food poisoning that's just load of shit so i think that's like the the option because then then you can confront them the same day and be like you're out you're shitting yourselves because you ate my food is much smarter than like rotten moldy meat but if you buy it into a sandwich and it's full of pills then you're like gonna know you could like yeah you can infuse me yeah you can infuse me yeah
Starting point is 00:59:59 you can get like laxative like butter no but I'm thinking like you bite into a sandwich without a date meat like days out of date you'd notice surely there's going to be an aroma in your mouth yeah you'd know yeah so you'd have to be like depends like if it's like smeared in some kind of like spicy sauce it's like how it's a good point because how one it's like every piece of meat you buy has like a used by date
Starting point is 01:00:25 and the used by date is inaccurate really if it's one or two days it's fine. The meat's fine. Well, I wouldn't say that. Like ham. I make lunches of ham and it's like sometimes the ham's like, oh, it expires on the 14th and I've made one for the 15th. That ham's fine. But I wouldn't say that, you know?
Starting point is 01:00:45 You would, no, but your thing is, with meat, you can smell it from a fucking mile away if it's a bit funny. So if you picked up a random sandwich that is some your colleague made and it fucking stinks, maybe don't eat it. How about this? Two separate statements. Don't steal people's food and also don't poison people.
Starting point is 01:01:03 No, but if someone is stealing someone, if, if, if your food, if your food is being stolen, you're not poisoning them, they're stealing your, you're poisoning yourself. If you know, if you know there are someone that is stealing a shit every damn day, you, you are intentionally poisoning them to find out the truth. Yeah, some, that's the only way. understand what I'm saying you're saying that it's on them because it's their actions if they didn't make that choice they are the one choosing to steal but at the same time
Starting point is 01:01:37 but you you've made your item bad on purpose to fuck with them that's malicious intent it's malicious intent on both both ends it's not completely morally like in the good to have a poison sandwich it's like a bomb waiting to go off
Starting point is 01:01:56 it's like you know when um in the in when you rob a bank or whatever and there's the bag with the paint like the explodes in your face when you're eye pack yeah it's kind of like that sort of concept yeah I was thinking of that because that would be the ideal in the lunchbox have a die pack yeah but I don't know where you buy die bags I I would if you I'd argue in a court case if this person died from the poison sandwich that this isn't that's an extreme case though yeah I know but I'm not taking this to the extreme so we can surely if what is the legal answer if we're talking with i would say it's not the guy's fault
Starting point is 01:02:32 that poison the sandwich no it would he'd get done by it for manslaughter because even if it's not his fault he's still down to a jury and we'd be having this discussion as the jury no you don't that's not that's not a jury works now they just go on go on to us to make a palm whatever answers to their choices that is a jury that is what a jury is twitter i just think if someone's stealing your food, just go to the laxative roots, it's safer. Right, so is this sandwich murder or not? No, but
Starting point is 01:03:04 do you guys think it's murdered? No. If anything, it's manslaughter at the most, because that's accidental murder. Isn't there, I remember that movie, where there's like a crazy hypothetical where it's like, someone fires a gun in one room,
Starting point is 01:03:21 like out a window, but someone simultaneously is like committing suicide. as they fall past the window they're shot and killed by the bullet and legally that still counts as like killing them or something even though they were killing themselves yeah that's like how technical it gets I could have got that a bit wrong no I've heard that kind of yeah yeah yeah if you it's it's man anyone who knows law just leave a comment we need a break we need a dissertation from you just explaining the sandwich conundrum
Starting point is 01:03:57 Just explain all the laws. Yeah. Yeah, every law. But... Starting with law one. Ending with law. How many are there? Like nine?
Starting point is 01:04:06 Can you get... Can you be like... sued for damages if you put laxatives in your sandwich and then they shit themselves? Can you not be fined for damages? What, do they're underwear? Well, but if they don't stop... Yeah, because what if, like, they tried to make the case...
Starting point is 01:04:25 Yeah, I was going to grab my lunch. and I just happened to grab the wrong lunch, I bite into it and now I'm poisoned. That's a very good point. Because if they pull that? Yeah. What can you say against that? But what if your office building has multiple thieves
Starting point is 01:04:41 and they're all stealing other people's lunches? Yeah, we didn't think about the multi-thew. The one who's stealing your lunch for last week isn't stealing the one that's been poisoned. Oh, so everyone's stealing everyone's luncheon? Yeah, what if they think it's a communal fridge? Yeah. that which oh yeah
Starting point is 01:04:57 because then you've poisoned someone and possibly killed them when they've done nothing wrong so that is murder yeah or what if they're having to spend all their money on their families um medical bills and they can't afford to feed themselves but they can afford to feed their families and they need to eat the food that's at work yeah yeah he's in like some fucked up contract
Starting point is 01:05:19 that's made it so he hasn't been paid for a couple months he's scrounging to get by he's like gonna faint before this meeting and he's just got to eat. Yeah. And then he brings in that final sale that they needed to keep the company going so that everyone could keep their jobs and then you just killed that man.
Starting point is 01:05:35 No, you guys have convinced me. I'm saying this guy's guilty. The sandwich maker? Yep, we weren't like doing that. Yep, he's guilty. He's guilty of fucking shin, man. No, that's a good one. See, have you...
Starting point is 01:05:47 That was a really good question. Yeah. He actually popped up at my work recently because someone stole someone's lunch. Oh. So the idea of... The poisoning them came out. No.
Starting point is 01:05:57 The thing of this situation is, I'm not going to docks, but this person makes, on a Sunday evening, makes the five days of lunches and then leaves them all in the fridge. So on Monday there's five meals and someone took one of the days off of meals. Sandwiches? Yeah. But surely that sandwich that you eat on Friday is going to be fucked. This is what the person does. Yeah, I made this one on last Sunday.
Starting point is 01:06:23 But someone did this at my work And someone stole one of these sandwiches, right? Fucked his whole week And there was a big message going around Oh, if you want to steal sandwiches Here's the fucking food bank It was a food bank letter With the address and everything
Starting point is 01:06:40 And it was like, you're just hating poor people Come on, fuck Fuck me But stealing someone's lunch is shit That is a shitty move Yeah, it is Because in a workplace You're all there together
Starting point is 01:06:53 like in that oppressive space yeah and everyone's looking forward to their lunch because it's their fucking break they get to just eat yeah it's the highlight of the day yeah so stealing someone's lunch and taking that pleasure away from them you're fucking with the rules the only the only way the rules work is when everyone abides it's chaos once uh
Starting point is 01:07:13 once people start stealing each other's lunches you know anarchy I've never I've yet to have my lunch stolen so I'm safe but when they did They're gonna fucking shit themselves We're gonna be going to the doctor I can't stop I can't stop shitting
Starting point is 01:07:32 Alright Let's do the Pernottant one here For a massive money fan Hello fellas I know you guys are big fans of jackass So I wonder what some of your favorite jackass stunts are Keep up the great work fellow free guy fans So we saw jackass
Starting point is 01:07:51 We did we saw jackass for weather The newest one. Yeah, had a good time. It was funny. Some lulls. Yeah. Some, that's actually just torture. That is just straight up, like, torture.
Starting point is 01:08:03 The bear scene in the new one is very, like, that's crossing the line. Well, yeah, I talk about my bear fears pretty commonly. Yeah. And that one is like, that would be my nightmare one, probably. Especially because that one, there is a timeline where that bear one went wrong. Yeah. Mm. um any of the animal ones yeah i don't trust bears yeah my favorite ones are the animal ones like the bear one
Starting point is 01:08:28 like the spider like having to blow it down the tube um stuff like that it's pretty funny to me anything to do with chris pontius's cock is always he's always snapping to all biking is cock yeah um did you think where do you think it ranks out of the like all the movies because i think I think two's the best one. I think two, three, forever one. Yeah. Yeah, that sounds about right. I need to watch one again.
Starting point is 01:08:59 But, um, my favorite, my favorite jackass thing is, um, it's, like, the most simple thing, but they're on, uh, penny farthings. And they just, they just cycle into like mounds of snow. Just, yeah, I think, yeah. It's so simple. It is so simple. It's brutal as fuck, but like, I don't know, it just really. It's got like a good set up as like Johnny Knoxville doing the here you hear you bullshit.
Starting point is 01:09:24 That's hilarious on its own. And I'm just seeing someone ride a penny fathering. That shit is funny. Yeah. There's such ridiculous things. Yeah, because isn't Ryan done on one? Yeah. Making fun of like, he's just like this is fucking absurd.
Starting point is 01:09:39 Yeah. Why don't anyone ride these? And then I think that's one of the worst injuries you ever got was on that crash on that pile of us. And then ball ones as well. Yeah, you're like, 12 feet high. Yeah, you're like fucking four meters up in the air. Yeah, there's that. Um, I do, I think the, the favorite, my favorite jackass stunt just because it's like, it's got to be the most extreme one they've ever done is that, that whole like taxi terrorist one from two.
Starting point is 01:10:07 That is. That's like so, they take it so fucking far. But it's like, it's like just far enough. It's like, but also it's not like malicious to anyone outside of Jacket. Yeah, exactly. It has to, yeah. It's got that extremeness to it, but without it being horrible. Yeah, going as far as, like, having those, like, those panels of wood that when he slapped together, it sounds like gunshots and, like, scaring him in the trunk of the car and stuff.
Starting point is 01:10:35 That, that is, that guy gets the worst end of... God, yeah. He does, of all the Jackass movies, yeah. Yeah, he gets, he had the bear one and the new one. Yeah. And the cock, pogo stick. Oh my God. Fuck me.
Starting point is 01:10:52 Getting fucking punching the balls by Francis and Garnu. Very funny. They are very funny people and this is the last jackass film. You know, that era was actually over. There's no way they're doing that anymore. Did you think the younger crew was maybe trying to like see, could we do like a new show with like kind of the younger.
Starting point is 01:11:18 the younger crew there was like a whole suite of younger guys doing it yeah it worked with the jackass the old school jackass guys you couldn't not have at least them there I can understand them like
Starting point is 01:11:35 being like 50 years old and not wanting to fucking well yeah I don't want to do it at 24 yeah yeah because some of them are like man when Johnny Knox was like flipped by that bull again. Oh my god yeah and it's just like put straight into an ambulance but even the simple stuff
Starting point is 01:11:53 like the the skateboard guillotine onto um stevehs legs and to his shins like I just that's a really good one actually that is a good one
Starting point is 01:12:05 he's meant to stay quiet doing the mind he just screamed yeah that shit's funny um but yeah just that stuff I can't do I'm not like a skater dude
Starting point is 01:12:17 I miss Jackass 2 that movie's so fucking good when did Jackass 2 came out Because that must have... It doesn't 7 Was it 7? Yeah Because it was like
Starting point is 01:12:30 It's the like edgiest one Yeah It was like the most hardcore shit in it Like just pushing it as far as they can It's not quite that extreme anymore Although there's a lot of extreme shit in this new one It's not the case of like Oh they could never have made this
Starting point is 01:12:45 It's still like pretty much fits in line with those original movies Yeah, for sure For the most part Okay, I send this With this one from Leadhead 5, 6 4 Question for James
Starting point is 01:12:58 But any of the boys can answer Between all the British countries Which have the best driving roads And best drivers British countries Every place has nice roads But in England Scotland is like
Starting point is 01:13:15 You go to Scotland Yeah, I thought you were gonna have, um, like, more in-depth for, um, like, Wales roads, English roads, Scotland roads. No, people go to Scotland. You don't know what I meant? I thought you were the fact, I thought you had a harsh opinions on raids. What the fuck? Are you, are we talking about roads to drive or shit roads? Because if we're talking about shit, we're talking about shit, we're talking about, shit, roads.
Starting point is 01:13:39 Are we talk about fucking, you fucking go on the motorway and then you fucking meet, like, one traffic. Everywhere you go there's roadworks Everywhere You can't go anywhere with England Without passing one roadwork In England So you're saying England When have you driven in Wales?
Starting point is 01:13:59 I've driven in Wales Okay I've driven in Wales Okay One of you driven in Scotland? I've not driven in Scotland yet myself One of you driven in Ireland I'm going to drive an island
Starting point is 01:14:11 Okay What are the stereotypes though as far as Welsh drivers, English drivers, Scottish drivers, Irish drivers. I don't think there's any stereotype. I think the United Kingdom just has the Motto-Moto and BMW stereotypes. It's more granular. It's more like BMW drivers behave this way. It's more about what they're driving as opposed to where they're driving from.
Starting point is 01:14:31 Yeah, that's what defines the person on the road. It's like there's cars you look out for because they're the ones who're going to cause you problems. Okay, what do you need to look out for most? Vauxal Insigno Drivers. Motto-motos B-M-Ws Anything else? People driving
Starting point is 01:14:49 white Nissan lulls, watch out for them That means are going to look out for next Yeah My stomach says that Scotland has the best roads Yes It does So if you want to go for a nice drive Go to Scotland
Starting point is 01:15:04 That's why everyone in England goes to Scotland for drives Because that's where The nice stuff is well plop plip ploy bing chilling oh fuck's sake Alex we did we went an hour and a half we gotta start again fuck
Starting point is 01:15:21 bing jilling thank you for watching James's dad And... Ah!

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