JAR Media Posdact - A Stroll Down Dingle Lane - JARCast Episode 262
Episode Date: February 21, 2022https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:23 Housekeeping 17:16 Talking About Kanyes Inst...a 23:18 Video Game Movies & Projects - Uh Oh? 31:47 The Wolf Among Us Chat 35:39 Reddit Questions 36:38 Drawing Faces on Bottles 38:31 Lord of the Rings Show 41:23 Dingle Town 42:48 Commentary Tracks 44:05 Is Halo worth playing? 45:15 Biggest Sibling Fight 51:41 Billy Content 53:25 Nostalgia Pain 56:44 Intentional Food Poisioning 1:07:36 Fav Jackass Stunt 1:12:56 Best Roads & Drivers
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Welcome to this episode of the JARMedia Podcast.
Today I am your host, James.
I am with Jamie.
And I'm with Alex.
Bing.
Chilling.
Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to this episode of the JARMedia podcast.
Uh, good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this episode of the Jiamese your podcast.
Ah!
Coming live from, uh, is the new bar, or is this, isn't a sauna?
What?
What did you just say?
Huh?
What did you just say?
Oh, um, what's your favorite flavor of Bing Chilling?
Um, I like a mint chocolate Bing Chilling.
That's, no, that's, that's, that's an underrated pick.
mint chocolate
dynamic duo
my favourite being chilling though is plain chocolate
only plain
yeah
see I always like a bit of
a bit of a Neapolitan
Bing chilling
Neapolitan
sucks
That's the triple isn't it
Yes that's the triple
It looks like a poisonous snake
As an ice cream
Which is why it's nice
Imagine a snake like that
well they exist
no not not those
colours
boy
welcome to episode
2,620
we have out to pace
Joe Rogan
we've done it
we've finally
overtaken our main competitor
I'm Jamie the main one
computer boy Jamie
computer whiz Jamie
joined by
if you're the main one
and what are our
roles
the side guys
side guy who wants to be side guy one
I'll be side guy one
only if I can be side guy three
I don't want to be side guy two
no I don't want you to be side guy three either
you can be side guy seven
can I be free guy seven
yeah
okay joined by me is James
side guy two
and free guy three
was it free guy three
three three seven
There's Alex over there in the corner, also known as your favourite Martian on YouTube.
How are we doing today, guys?
Yeah, I'm quite happy, to be honest.
I had some...
Why?
So, can we actually not say BC?
Can we not say the full BC thing, isn't it?
No, we can say BC, but we can't say the full BC.
Yeah, we can only refer to it as BC.
Okay.
I did actually have some BC recently, like, is it like, chocolate?
cookie dough flavour.
Yeah, I did too actually.
Yeah, no, I tried it.
Because you know, I've got a funny thing about BC
where, you know, I've got to get a certain point
otherwise it's inedible.
And I saw you eat your BC when it was like,
at a point to you where it wouldn't be edible.
It was not edible too.
It was fucking liquid.
It was slop.
It was a carton full of slop.
And I felt sick watching you eat it
because you just ate the whole carton of BC.
Well, what does the C and BC stand for?
Exactly.
It's meant to, that's what it is, my guy.
So what I did was I didn't, I didn't do that.
I took out the freezer and then I ate it instantly.
And I kept it, you know, ice.
The b in the BC, I ate it like that and it was really nice.
Right, right, right.
So I'm just saying the B goes before the C.
Well, I'm going to say the BC I had wasn't that good.
Um, Alex?
Ask me my favourite search engine.
What's your favourite search engine?
Google.
Uh, Bing.
Um, before we get too deep into the show, I just want to shout out our beautiful, just, like, incredible, like, giants of the shoulders we stand upon patrons over at patreon.com for making the audio version of the show possible.
and just keeping us going.
Yeah, we're struggling at the moment with the lack of...
Well, don't say that.
We're not, like, desperate for anything,
but we really appreciate it.
Fuck.
And as a thank you, we shout you out at the beginning of each month.
And you get some early, early videos, yes.
When James can be fucked to actually do something about it.
yeah jesus where were we that's quite an intro i don't know how much
both of those will be used because i need to keep the isla new barting yes you do i don't
know what that was the reference i have no idea what he was on about but i liked it
so how are we doing on this fine saturday morning fuck you alex do we need to clean the house
yeah it's fucking filth um on this island right now it's actual filth it's disgorstan um
yeah um
let's do the housekeeping segment then
where we uh round off and wrap up some conversations
from the previous episode
that um went too far down james's throat
oh james is
oh my god be careful of the candle
holy shit
james has just had a really nosebleedy kind of
I suppose I can put my leg over here now
um yeah where were we
right housekeeping where we clean up
some of the fucking disgusting dingles that
that have been dropped upon that have been formulated from mosquito blood um do we really want to do this one
yes well you said yes okay surrux is for housekeeping i disagree with your take on the sequels
while i really dislike them and think they're a cynical corporate emotionless blobs i don't think
the one way of saving star wars is to do a reboot of the sequel trilogy not only is that confusing
to the lowest common denominator morons but it's also disrespectful to people that dislike the films
The best option to help Star Wars is to leave it alone for five to ten years, maybe have one
or two kids' shows in a couple games, and come back to the movies and either set them really
far back in the timeline or super far forward in the timeline.
That way, there doesn't need to be references to a sequel trilogy, but only come back
when a really good story or a vision that comes up.
I actually think the Mandalorian and Book of Bob Affair are really lame in terms of
storytelling.
It's just marvelizing Star Wars and distracting us with bad, poorly planned out cameos, and
I find that more exhausting.
I find it interesting how people trashed the Rogue One cameos,
but seem to love the equally shitty, clunky mess of cameos in both live action series.
Wrong.
I don't like to be dismissive of people's opinions, but I couldn't disagree more.
Anything in particular?
The idea that to continue Star Wars, you should go really far back in either direction.
It's a massive fact thing.
it's it's um
I don't care
about the stuff happening
way before or way after
what's the point like that
when George Lucas
was making Star Wars he was telling
the important story of that world
it's the Skywalker
that's the thing it's about them
it's about the family yeah so what do I want to see
I want to see Luke interact with Han
I want to see Leo
that's where they probably messed up most in the sequels
it's not about that
family really anymore they're more of like a side thing yeah carly ren is like i guess
hansson but it's it's more like yeah that's kind of background to the the new hero journey
with a character who's no it should have started with a story about luke uh-huh because that's what
i want to see he should have been the equivalent kind of like obi-one type character but in it
more than obi-one yeah yeah yeah his role should have been bigger but this is one all that sort of
stuff just ruined so what do you feel about the cameo thing because i had the problem with the
cameos in rogue one because it's just like just give me a chance yeah yeah um whereas it doesn't
bother me as much in like side shit like bother fat where it's like this is already like a side side
shit yeah exactly with the mandolarian there's different expectations because it's not star
wars it's not a star wars movie so the expectations are lower the expectation that i wouldn't
say they're lower they're just different and to have
have cameos from like the other side stuff. Well that that's like in their ballpark. That's
cool. That's fine. It doesn't bother me at all. Yeah. We can, uh, if we did discuss Bobber,
we can talk about it more because it does go a bit crazy in that show. But, um, what about this
one? Grimvy, very upset at you, James. A lot of respect I have for James is completely gone
after his refusal to pay off the bet he agreed to. Can't imagine how shocked and upset Jim is.
I honestly think James should not only pay Jim the 50 quid,
but also pay each and every jarling 50 quid.
Yes, and this was the one everyone was angry at you for Jim.
I like music, said this.
Love you guys.
Also, it's not Troy Baker in Dying Light 2.
It's Jonah Scott, and Toya said,
correction for Jamie.
Troy Baker does not voice the main character in Dying Light 2.
It's Jonah Scott.
Fun fact, though.
Roger Crane Smith voices the main character of Dying Light 1.
He also voices Mirage, and it's impossible to distinguish the two voices when playing the game.
Yeah, that's true.
And it's impossible to distinguish between Troy Baker and the guy that voices the protagonist, Jane Scott.
Yeah, to be fair.
I hadn't played the game.
I still have not played the game.
The only stuff I'd seen was snippets of his voice in trailers.
And you cannot deny that the man sounds like Troy Baker.
Yeah.
But I was talking about.
I'm with you on this.
It's not Troy Baker, but hot damn does it sound like Troy.
at points it's really like like it would take some convincing yeah if there wasn't
if it wasn't clear on iMdb yeah it's never really been a game of franchise i've cared too
deeply about so that didn't stand out to me and troy baker being and it wasn't
yeah and the fact that roger craig smith played the main character of the first game like
it seemed like they wanted to get a sort of well-known voice actor trustworthy yeah yeah a good
actor sort of thing.
A couple more here.
We've got Coco Z who says regarding the motion blur talk, this was talking about
Sing 2, where we're kind of mentioning that illumination has this strange
style where this kind of bizarre motion blurring stuff.
In 3D rendering, there are two ways of doing motion blur.
The fast 2D way done as a post-process in the compositor which has limits, and the slow
3D way done as a part of rendering, which makes the render times a lot slower.
So I can assume it's a post-processing kind of money-saving maneuver they're going for.
Right. Which is always good when it's that obviously blatant and easy to spot.
A Phantom Party says,
I love that I can watch 60 episodes in a week and stop watching for two years and come back and still enjoy it.
Just as much. Love this podcast.
60 episodes in a week.
No, you're fucking lunatic, mate.
That's bad.
No, it's not too.
I I it's one of my favorite things is discovering a new podcast or one that I've lapsed on
some you know the bulk consuming the entertainment yeah different strokes for different folks man
yeah I like I like drip feeding it you know 10 minutes every year that's my that's my tool of
consumption two more here before we go into some topics um oh there's someone angry at me
Ryan Hinojosa
Alex, you absolute hypocrite
You push poor poor no money-making James to pay his bet
But you won't pay Ralph
On episode 19 of the Sardonicast you and Adam made a bet
That Venom would not be connected or in the MCU by 2022
Ralph said it would
$50 was put down
Where is the $50? Venom barely made the cut
Being connected in the last month of 2021
But it did pay up be honest
Yeah, you got me here
I still haven't sent it
And I'm admitting it
But did you refuse to pay up before
I didn't refuse
And I haven't intentionally not sent it
Last time I thought about it
I was like
I was kind of doing the James thing
I was like I need to check like my wording
Because the way it happened
No this one you got to admit
This one this one is different
This shit's fucked
Because the way it happened in the movie
It was not
It's like
I think I lost on a technicality
I think because of the way I phrased it
I did lose
And I do owe him that money
And I got to send that money
But you agree that because of the way
You phrased it
It doesn't matter what you meant
Mm-hmm
What you said
Is what binds it
Yeah
Yeah
What's the point of making a bet
With someone
If you don't follow through
True
Because I'm telling you right now
If GTA 5
GtA 6, sorry, came out this year, James would be 50 quid wealthier.
I will pay you your 50 quid does not now.
Because it, you know, starting to be now anyway, right?
Because you have until the end of whatever the day.
I have until the end of the podcast.
When the podcast ends, I'll give Jamie his 50.
He won't.
Oh no, I will give it to you.
It's just, you know, it's not this early in the year.
And finally, just to be.
towards, we had a little segment on like Twitch React content and threw some show that
Hassan. Logan Stevens said, say what you will about React content, but I don't think
Hassan is a good example for explaining the problems with React content. It's literally a meme in his
community that he pauses too much stretching a 20 minute Joe Rogan clip into two plus hours.
Sure, there might be a couple episodes where it goes AFK to use the bathroom or get some food.
You can't really avoid that being live for 10 plus hours each and every day.
Maybe don't fucking stream for 10 plus hours, you fucking rich cunt.
I mean, he is a Twitch streamer, that's kind of what they do.
Yeah, but when you're that rich, you kind of don't need to stream for 10 plus hours.
Because you remember, he's getting paid.
People who are significantly poorer than him are paying him to stream for 10 plus hours.
Maybe he...
Maybe he...
Maybe he...
For them to be like...
As none of us are in his community or watch his content, it's easy for us to see the one clip that
was like shared around of him
reacting to
he can go to the toilet
but maybe he's just
accepting donations on people
poorer than him
just saying
oh excuse me
Jim
that's not how the world works
also I don't know
who the fuck is Hassan
yeah who the fuck's a son
we're talking about last episode
yeah I know but like I haven't
researched
Twitch streaming not my thing
I could yeah all the
Twitch content I consume is through
clip channels on YouTube that
slice it up because I can't be bothered to
That was the whole appeal of like that original
The like TV guide and everything
I say people they'll
The show is live at this time
I'm saying no I like watching it on my own terms
That's what's cool about YouTube
It's fine though because with Twitch
If you don't watch it within like
It might change on the frequency of you
When you stream but if someone streams
Within like 30 days or
a month or two, it's gone.
That content's lost forever.
It's FOMO.
That's how they get you in there.
It's like, you're going to miss these really cool game of moments.
That's, that's, it's just feeding the FOMO, like, addiction.
That's why I don't, I don't vibe with it.
If they don't have, like, a backup channel.
I don't think there's anything necessarily wrong with streaming.
No.
Or watching streamers or being a streamer or anything.
If that's your thing, it says I don't have the time commitment, mainly, to, like,
watch a stream.
No, I mostly just wanted to bring it up because
I just get fed up of like,
it's how every conversation is like boiled down
into just like clips on Twitter, you know?
All the actual like conversations lost.
This one guy did this one thing.
Yeah.
This context that I'm not going to tell you.
And then you only,
yeah, you only get the full picture
if you're like engage in like comments.
Yeah, but by that point you're so just fucking angry from
and it's been like,
It's like weeks ago and you're like, oh, whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
And then the next thing's cropped up.
Kanye's fucking Instagrammed dick pick or something.
Well, yeah, thanks for mentioning that.
We can talk about one of our topics.
Yeah, so Kanye West, we're fans of his music, some of it, big chunks of it.
All of it.
Especially the throne one.
Like that one a lot.
Yeah, watch the throne.
Watch the throne.
Really good album, possibly one of the best albums he's ever made.
But he's been
I've never
I'd never really followed Instagram
Kanye before
Only only this last week
Did I follow him on the
Agia Kogi account
And he's
The way he uses it's very interesting
I'm not
Well I want to say this is
Kind of a new thing
Him using Instagram
Because do you remember he used to spam Twitter
Yeah Twitter used to be the one
With the funny tweets
Yeah
And it would just be nonstop
For like a day
And then he'd disappear
so now it's Instagram
yeah
a strange mix of
like anti Pete Davidson
stuff like
zoomed in screenshots of text
to Kim Kardashian
beefing with Apple and all these weird
like I don't know
what the tact is because
at first he was like building up right
this is like Donda 2 is coming out
in February 22nd
222-222
that Donda 2 live show
was going to be shown or whatever.
Yeah.
But at the same time,
it was also the beef
and, like,
bigging up the Super Bowl,
which, like, happened
in the middle of all this,
and he was in, like,
the McDonald's Super Bowl, like, ad?
At first I was like,
well, was he hyping up?
Was he just, like,
hyped that he was in a McDonald's advert
in the Super Bowl?
So he was using Instagram
while there.
He was in the Super Bowl advert,
and he was trending above the Super Bowl
because he was
shit-talking Pete Davidson on Instagram
so I think he was just like buzzed off of those three things
he's a master of marketing
yeah
it's like he's so famous that he can just do anything
it doesn't matter what he says and honestly
yeah what
if it is intentional or not
like the end result is
it just gets a bunch of attention
yeah
yeah and I think
at this point
it's almost like he's
an internet personality
because like people
have always known Kanye
to be that out there guy
yeah like you expect him to
go off to be outspoken
to be the
yeah so
when he does it it's just like
people kind of buckle up for the entertainment i reckon yeah do you prefer this one over the kind of
20 was it 2016 tm z stuff that remember that where he was in that guy challenged him in the
tmc offices and yeah i think that i think that's better because he he seems to really like
be absorbed into his own bubble when he's on social media and like he's
no one says no to him obviously well how can anyway it's like it seems like it's already
two late because it's all like constrained to his mobile phone so he's just yeah he's like tweeting
it and then kim kardashian sees like oh shit like yeah maybe like private texts i think his
stuff like all that stuff that he's been doing is wrong and horrible mm-hmm i think he's totally
out of line there and also more selfishly with donda too he's limited it to
this is about
like nobody saying no to him
you can only listen to Donda too
if you buy his $200
or however much it is in pounds
little thing
yeah it's called like the stem
player or something
where the gimmick is like
it's got four buttons on it and you can play the different
stems at like different loudness
so it accentuates
different parts of the song
so if you just want like really deep bass
or whatever you can just play like the beat in the
background or whatever, without vocals, or just the, you know, that kind of thing.
Yeah, annoying.
Yeah, it's super annoying.
It's like, it's just totally anti-consumer.
Yeah, but using it like an anti-big, like tech, big streaming service, like, making out that he's suffering as an artist, I guess.
Yeah, and I don't see how him selling Donda 2 via his stem point.
player is benefiting the struggling artists because he definitely isn't one of them but he's he seems
to be the only one profiting off of this specific thing yeah definitely helps at least like when
they were trying to push tidal or whatever it was in the name of like a fairer model for musicians
whatever and it is like this premium subscription it was a platform yeah whereas i don't see how
the stem player will be a platform for all artists
Yeah, it seems like he wants to use the, the hype for an album to help sell a product too.
Yeah. That isn't just the album.
So what I reckon is going to happen is that he's going to sell as much of these as possible when the sales stop, that it just goes on Spotify.
Mm-hmm.
There's no way it's not going on Spotify and YouTube and stuff. No way.
Yeah, because he's like posted the track list and it.
It's like a fully fledged, like, long-ass album.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
And will it even come out on that date?
Who knows?
Exactly.
Who frickin knows?
I'll tell you what I do know, though.
We've got some interesting announcements that I want to hear your guys' thoughts on.
So, like, the Uncharted movies, like, hitting the Sonic movie, the second Sonic movie, had a trailer at the Super Bowl.
The video game shit is going crazy.
The Halo TV show has a trailer now, which we haven't talked about.
the game shit is it's like yeah we've like exhausted all the movie IP shit and remaking them again and again
we've got to go into the greener pastures the untapped audiences of younger people who recognize IP so here's what's next right
fallout tv series is being made uh wanton goggins is cast in it good ass actor he's the main
character of the show yeah um whatever that means whatever that's going to look like um um
James, are you excited?
No.
I just feel like
with like fallout and Halo
it seems like man
if you wanted to do this
you've waited like a long time
for it's like past the
like as a franchise
they're like peak popularity
you know it's like
especially if like Hela you'd want to
you'd want to get in on that shit
way earlier like 2007
probably should have started
if you wanted some kind of film project
to get off the ground
because what you're supposed to, you can't like, yeah, whatever,
that's a whole fucking minefield.
But the other one is Netflix is making a Bioshock movie.
A Bioshock movie, like, yeah, in tandem with Take 2 or whatever.
And the Bioshock movie has been one of those, like,
disaster projects that's been trapped in production for, like, decades.
Giammo del Toro attached to us?
No, it wasn't Gialmo, it was the Pirates of the Caribbean guy.
He was attached.
Gore Vibinsky, I think he's called.
and that was always like
as like a dorky gamer in the early 2000s like
oh that would be cool like the
that's a cool environment for a movie
when you think about it for more than like two minutes
though you can imagine like all the pitfalls
that would come with a bioshock movie
if they want to do a one-to-one adaptation
which I feel like they would
like I don't know
I don't trust they have the
creative muscle to really do anything aside
that but then inherently by trying to just tell the bioshock story in a movie you're taking a
bunch of the like commentary and message and like the good part of the story away anyway
yeah sure the universe is cool and it's like cool characters and stuff and it's mostly the
setting i feel like that's the main thing and doesn't a key trust Netflix to fulfill that like
vision of like a rapture or whatever it's me looking forward to a bioshock movie would really
depend on the people working on it and knowing that it's a Netflix movie does not make me
excited yeah I suppose Netflix did they did like publish arcane I guess yeah um there are good
Netflix movies no but I specifically I brought up arcane because of the game link yeah um
but it's also like when people point as that as the example it's like it's funny like like the
best example is like hardly even like that linked to the game you know it's not like trying to one
to one retell the story of the game or you know like whatever this like hbo last of us think
oh they really are a lot aren't there it's like racking up now it's really like snowballing
yeah so we'll see it does i don't know it doesn't just just seem like a good idea inherently
because it's this like uh cannibalistic cycle it's like yeah movies
So, like, heralded is, like, the best thing.
So then video games, in being cinematic copy movies, but now, like, the film industry is, like, so stretched on this level.
They're, like, going back and, like, copying.
It's so fucked.
Yeah.
Yeah, like, we've talked about it over and over, but the idea of an uncharted movie, stupid.
And that Halo show, I do just want to briefly touch on it.
Yeah, we can talk about it.
From what I've seen, I think it looks quite bad
Yeah, it doesn't look very good
Again, just really late
It's not like canonical, so they're like changing a bunch of stuff
There's like a human covenant
That's like controlling hunter worms or something
It's really fucking weird and
Seems cheap and it's not on, if it was, it feels on HBO maybe
Yeah, but
it's one of those things
I don't think
Halo is even like
it just doesn't work
for film to me
yeah
you'd have to get
yeah
you'd have to really go in
for like a strong
like style of some kind
a strong vision
just like a generic
super soldier show
with like loads of Spartans
like with what they're trying to do
it doesn't seem like
that's going to be enough
but yeah
Yeah, the main problem with a lot of video game movies is that the whole idea is based around it being a video game.
So when you put that into a movie, it just does not compute.
Yeah, especially games like Uncharted Halo and Bowshock.
Yeah.
All of them.
Like the thing that makes them stand out is that it's an interactive video game.
And the best parts of all three of them come from that fact.
So not having that.
they're gonna they're gonna have a tough time because even like this talks of like mass
effect shit coming back hmm like it yeah it just seems like I know just any well they can
try and fucking mine James would a call of duty movie work they already exist I don't know why
they don't lean more into like the arcane thing and hopefully arcane will spur this on
like more animated stuff because at least then you can have like the voice you you miss a bunch of the pitfall the inherent pitfalls like why could the uncharted movie not be like animated and just kind of look like the games but just have more of a you know controlled
it's just like an animated movie and then you can have the voice actors and you can have yeah all the stuff you'd expect yeah it just animation for baby yeah it does just come to it yeah
That is it.
Which hopefully stuff like arcane will break a little bit.
Yeah, it would be just going to be a while.
Because like that, like an animated Bioshock movie with like a cool art style,
suddenly that's more interesting to me than like trying a live action like a big daddy.
Yeah, yeah.
That sounds janky as hell.
Yeah.
But they can't tell the Bioshock story.
I'm picturing like an animatrix type deal where it's like the fall of rapture
animated or something you know yeah you could do stuff like that but again it's just like so
fucking late fire shot came out like 2006 seven or no 2008 wasn't it yeah i just hate i just hate
in general the milking of IPs they get so tiresome just let me fucking see a new idea it comes from
just a if you want to like write a story about the the fall of some great city
make your own thing
It's too risky
There's also the Apex
Animated TV show
Hmm
That's also another one
But that's probably gonna be good
Is that like confirmed
Yeah that's a thing
Well you know we were talking about
Like bungee being sold to Sony
Um
Apparently one of their biggest motivators for doing that
Is the trans media
Like they want to push
Destiny as a franchise
Into the film space
into the TV space.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And Sony has the like,
suddenly that deal makes a bit more sense when you,
when you see it through that lens.
But a couple more things.
I want to shout out on this note.
Something I actually saw a trailer for
that was kind of like, oh,
forgot about this shit.
I can't believe it's like happening.
But telltale games is back.
And they're doing Wolf Among Us too.
Yeah.
well season two or whatever um i'd completely forgotten about it because telltale obviously died a few years
ago they completely went bankrupt um never figured i'd get another season of wolf among us because that was
always that was the one that like stood out to me the most yeah um despite the obvious like walking
dead shit but that like just fell into that that was like the trend at the time wolf amongus was like
weird and cool and stylish yeah it was yeah it always stood out as it was like a super unique
it really fit the sort of detective.
Yeah, yeah, the main character was a detective.
Yeah, it really fits that type of game.
Yeah, and that mood and that music.
I went on YouTube and was just going through the soundtrack again
because that was one of those soundtracks I would fucking rinse.
So I was having that weird, like, whoa,
this is like triggering a bunch of memories from that time
going through the whole soundtrack.
Yeah, I'm actually really looking forward to.
The fuck you're laughing at over there.
Do you remember when you got the Wolf Amonga Soundtrick?
Like I ripped it all off YouTube, yeah.
Yeah, and weird to name each track.
Oh, yeah, because at the time, the only way to listen to it that was available is like someone
who just ripped the audio files straight from the game and uploaded like one big long audio file
called like the Wolfmanga soundtrack.
Mm-hmm.
That's right.
Yeah, so there were no official names of the track.
Yeah, so weird to come up with names.
Do you remember, but, yeah, yeah, they were pretty, um, a broken titty sprinkle.
Yeah, that was one of them.
My favorite one was, uh, strippers combo, the song that played in the strip club.
There's a strip club in it?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go back and play it.
No, the whole gimmick is it's like fairy tales, but really edgy.
Yeah.
It's edgy as hell.
I like edginess.
Yeah.
based on, I think it was a graphic novel
called Fables
It was really cool
And I think it ended on like a cliffhanger
Yeah
So it was like awesome
Yeah because then like the Game of Thrones one came out
And Batman one came out
And like borderlands came out
And they just
Oh yeah borderlands
They just kept doing more and more and more
And it was like no no no wait
All of these end with cliffhangers
Just give us like
Yeah
And they're not using that awful engine anymore
They're working on Unreal now and it looks clean
The screenshots look amazing
They look really good
So thank God for that
And it's nice to have like a
Game like that to look 40
Last but not least before the Mibrik
Transformers Rise of the Beasts is coming out
Just want to throw that out there
Someone posted it like a poster on the subreddit
And I was like
Oh that looks real
That looks really real
And I had to do some research
Because it was like a close-up of a gorilla
With like bits of robot
Round his eye or whatever
It just looks real
Then I found out it's like a deviant art fan poster
But yeah, Rise of the Beasts
You hyped for that one, that beast
Rise of the Beasts
Uh, yeah, sure
Yeah
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I don't know why.
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It's the best decision of our life.
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Hullery's gonna get us going with an interesting one.
In episode 81, post-crackhead, by the way.
It was mentioned that prior to recording the episode, Alex had written
or drew a face
on every beverage in the refrigerator
as he was seemingly going
to explain himself the subject quickly
moved on to either Halo 2
or Marvel. Question
why the fuck? Question 2
is this sort of thing a regular
concurrence they put.
Alex is literally a crackhead
has always been a crackhead. It's basically
just a crackdown. Do you have any
memory of this? Because I vaguely
do. I have a
I have a memory because it annoyed me.
It was one of those things
It was one of those things you did specifically
Because it would annoy me
What do you mean?
You did it to annoy me
Because it did annoy me
You wouldn't have even been drinking the beverages back then
No of course I wasn't
It annoyed me because I found it cringe
What? What did you have the problem with
Drawing phases on things in the fridge
It's a bit, is a quick
I've got no memory of this
It definitely happened
Yeah, I don't either
That's why I'm banking on you to
Yeah, I remember
memory.
Because you found it really funny.
I mean, that does sound kind of funny.
It really wasn't funny, isn't it?
It sounds harmless to me.
Why did it anger you so deeply?
Because that was the edgy area.
Wow, that's fringy.
Yeah.
So that just annoyed me.
It wouldn't annoy me now.
Yeah, it would.
Yeah, it would.
Do it, find out.
What was the second question?
Is this sort of thing a regular concurrence?
Um, Alex does weird things a lot. Um, we all do weird things.
I don't.
We all do weird things a lot. We're quite weird.
I don't.
I don't even consider that one that weird.
Right, seeing as we were, like, talking about a bunch of stuff that's been revealed or whatever,
there's actually another one from Moniac who says, thoughts on the new Lord of the Rings.
Wait, the Lord of the Rings of Power TV show trailer.
Did you see this?
It looks cheap.
I saw a screenshot, I think.
Um, yeah.
I don't care about Lord the Wings.
Like, Lord Wings has a place in my heart and my heart's not open to more Lord of the Wings.
Well, yeah, like, we've got it.
We've got perfection.
We've had the story.
Yeah.
We have it.
They're going to tell a story that is the backstory of the story.
I don't care.
about the backstory we have the story
I'm happy with the story
you know yeah in fact
there there's three movies
that like had to come
out when they did and like a miracle
they came together the way they did
and they've had like
a renaissance
like the past five years
I'm like yeah fuck man
this shit's how you do it
this is like
crazy filmmaking on this scale
that it worked out that way and the risks
involved and everything.
Is it the best trilogy ever made?
Yes.
Yeah.
I can't think of another one that comes close.
Yeah.
What's the second best?
Considering the fact...
Yeah, considering the fact that it is, especially on top of everything,
adapting one of those, like, one of those novels or stories.
It's not like an original, like, film trilogy or something.
The fact they do it justice and...
Like, how many properties that are adapting something like that can pull that off without, like, pissing off, like, purists?
It did, no, this is the thing you're forgetting that it did piss off purists.
Someone's found an archive website and seen all the reactions to the trailers for Lord Wings back when they first came out.
Yeah, I saw that trending on Twitter too, but.
Yeah, but people were, like, hardcore fans were pissed.
See, it would have the same reaction as a new thing would now.
Well, they're always going to exist, but, like.
Yeah, it's a crazy accomplishment and I don't know what this new show could what itch it can really scratch aside from
Maybe trying to go for like a Game of Thrones kind of thing
But even then I didn't I don't yeah, I don't want that for Lord of the Rings. Yeah, I really
It's it's not about that
They've spent so much money on it. They've spent they've spent more and making
than making those movies in the early 2000s probably cost.
They probably spent more on this show.
Yeah.
Done with it all, one, two, three says first time commenter here.
As an Irish jar fan, it kind of feels odd when I hear you make jokes around the word dingle.
Because there is actually a town and very popular tourist spot over here called Dingle,
with a walking trail near it called the Dingle Way.
I thought you would find this amusing.
Anyway, thanks a lot for the videos. I'm a new fan and the cast
are really helping me through my exams.
You're welcome.
I want to go to Ireland.
I want to go to Dingle Way.
I want to go to Ireland by a twin cam and do some fucking wings, lad.
That's all I want to do.
Some wings?
Some wings lad.
Some wings lad.
Some wings lad.
Are you doing like an Irish?
That sounds more like northern.
I don't know.
Just rings lad is an Irish thing.
Wings lad.
Wings.
Do wings.
Lad.
Oh, rings.
Lourns.
Donuts.
Yeah.
Yeah, do rings lad.
Oh, a car thing.
Yeah, rings lad.
Rings lad.
So, two separate words.
Ringslad.
Rings lad.
Rings lad.
Rings lad.
So you don't want to go to Dingleway?
I'd go to Dingleway.
I'm impartial to Dingleway.
I want to stroll down Dingleway.
I want to hop, skip, and jump down Dingleway.
I want to slide down Dingle Way.
Drift down Dingle Way.
crowbar in the wind says have you guys ever consider making commentary tracks for movies
i know bims and red letter media have released some i'm just curious what do you think of the idea
um we're not funny enough yeah we're cringe yeah although we do need to do something with all those
movies people have sent us yeah i know and we've got this set up to do it but instead of doing that
we we watch funny animal videos instead if you want a commentary track on a wangertang
videos. Well, I mean, if Saan can react
to all these videos, why don't we just, like, watch
Shane Dawson videos and...
Yeah, why don't we just... No, no, no, no, no.
The answer is, we just put YouTube
autoplay on, all go to bed, wake up
the next day, it'd be like,
yeah, what's up? Even, even better.
Record some, like, generic reactions
on, like, a green screen.
Of us just sitting idly, like,
reacting every now and again. Yeah, if we make
some gifs, like, really long gif.
Yeah, and then, like...
Yeah, just have, like, 10 of each.
and then just like take the latest Shane Dawson upload
just put it there put the green screen like footage of us reacting on top
doesn't even need to matter and then when we come back
we can see the people have donated like a 5,000 pound for the string you know
easy money work smarter not harder
hmm oh we have one for you here james from rip flude
oh no as someone who's never played a halo game
except ODST is the series worth playing
I own the Master Deef Collection just to replay ODST
Just don't bother
If you've already gone far enough to own the MCC
Yeah you might as well just play the good ones on the MCC
Unless you just bought ADST or something
What do you consider the good ones on the MCC?
One, two, three
I would say four and reach
Four and reach
Just joking
I'd say play the original trilogy
God damn it
Yeah
Just do it
Or play one three
reach. No, you've got to play too. You need the context.
Yeah.
No, you do. Think about it like if you've never played it.
Just for like the game history just to go through it.
I think I need to replay Halo 2.
Yeah. It's the most quotable one as well.
Yeah, it's so frustrating because the story is so good, but I think it's got like the weakest
structure. Yeah, like the mission design and everything is weaker and not as fun.
But yeah, I can get down.
with it for that reason.
Chuffer McDonald says,
Alex Jim,
what is the biggest fight
you've ever gotten with each other?
It's been on the
fucking episode, Jesus Christ.
Why did you ask?
Yeah, there are a few in cuss.
What?
You've actually fucking strangled
in one of the fucking episode, Jamie.
How the fuck did you forget?
Yeah.
Good thing I didn't press charges for that.
Dude.
I actually had totally forgotten
about that.
Really?
Yeah.
I've witnessed a fair few fights and that was the most shocking to me.
The Chalings didn't even have any context for that one.
I was right at the end.
Yeah.
It's right at the fucking beginning, idiot.
The biggest fight?
Well, what do you think the answer is?
When this question makes me think of a time period,
where the most fights
probably were happening
which would have been
I would have been
early secondary school
you would have been late
primary school
so I was like
you're 7, 8
um
but you got the confidence
to bully Jamie
no you don't need confidence
to bully your younger sibling
that's the whole point
it's just the absolute power thing
you know
like it's just
yeah yeah
I'm well I was the youngest
I was the young girl
so surely you know
surely your sister's fucking
fucked you up
well yeah but no
the sister who actually bullied me really bad
blame my older sister
so my older sister got years
worth of punishments
for nothing she did
and my parents only found that out recently
that oh the sister we've been
telling off for like 10 plus years
was actually innocent the whole time
just like I was thinking about this the other day
just how much
the dynamic changes when there's three instead of two.
Yes, three...
Suddenly, it's like a three-way war.
It's a mind game, isn't it?
Because you've got...
Well, surely there's always one that's like playing the sides,
like picking based on the conflict, like which side makes more sense.
Because the parents, parents assume that it's the oldest always bullying the youngest.
So if you're the middle one, you can fit, you can just torture your younger sibling and just blame the old one and you'll be fine.
sister fucking abuse me regularly and yeah there's just nothing you can do no
it's such like proof of human nature yeah like that that animalistic just like yeah
I'm I'm inherently larger than you mm-hmm so I have power bully time yeah it's
bully McGuire just as you just the right at that point as far as the biggest
fight though yeah it probably is the nut punch in
incident, right?
Actually, no, you've...
Speaking of ODS2.
What is the nut punch incident?
Oh, is this when you...
You punch you in the nuts?
No, because, like, we finished ODS on the hardest difficulty.
The achievement didn't pop, so I started getting annoyed, which I obviously took out, I took it out on gym.
And I must have been such a dick that he just fucking smack me, which I doubt.
definitely deserved.
How well were we when
ODST came out? Yeah, that was like
1415, surely.
What year did it come out?
Was that 2010? Yeah. Or 2009?
2009 or 10? No, Reach was 2010.
I thought Reach was 2011. Oh, you're right.
Oh, fuck. I think it was
2009. Two years after Halo 3, right?
Yeah.
so was it a year nine
I would have been a teenager
yeah I would have been in primary school
for 2007
yeah you would have been like year six
me and year nine that makes sense
yeah maybe year seven
anyway
it resulted with me being smacked
yeah from memory
I kind of got in trouble for that
you did
I remember you getting in trouble
yeah because if it was
if I was smacked in the
nuts, I would have, like, really fucking
hammed it up. You'd have done your
reaction.
I can picture it so
perfectly, but I just can't explain
the way you react.
You used
to have this problem with your scalp.
What do you mean? You had, like,
an itchy scalp or something for a period.
Oh, yeah. No, I still have that. I think
it's, like, a weird anxiety thing.
Yeah, because when I was, like,
um, 12, when it's, like,
specialist got, like,
crazy stuff they took like samples and everything they can never find anything i remember you
saying shit to me like um this is your fault because you always pull my hair
damn that's fucked but i was like what i i like don't what the fuck you're talking about god yeah i don't
yeah i don't even remember that one yeah i can imagine saying it though
yeah i don't have any fun stories like that they were just like normal
you don't have like the biggest fight with one of your sisters in your mind
I know the biggest fights with my sisters were
not when I was a kid actually when I was an adult
oh really yeah interesting
because we just wouldn't agree and it would just cause this huge fucking fight
when you say fight you mean I guess verbal not like swinging punches
well we've never like had a fight it's always been one
one-sided.
Yeah.
Because the second I was capable of fighting, like, defending yourself, really.
When the gap started to, like, decrease in terms of mass.
Yeah, yeah.
You sort of stopped being a twat.
Yeah, yeah.
Especially because, yeah, you started, like, you were doing, like, push-ups and stuff.
You're just doing, like, a hundred push-up.
Batman begins and saw Batman doing push-ups and that, and I was like, okay.
Okay, I'm gonna be Batman.
That's all it takes.
Yeah.
Fretful
Porcupine says, boys, we need
more Billy content. How's she doing?
We'd love to see her on video one of these days.
My
mommy actually just sent me a video of Billy
eating tuna.
Really? Yep.
Nice. Deserved.
Yeah. No, my mum hates
Billy.
But she's always like,
sending me pictures of Billy like
oh look she's just monged out in front of the fire
right now look how weird
she is right now lying over there
and then I'll get like a selfie
of mine I'm watching the office and
with Billy on a laugh
shit like that
no Billy's
Billy is living the life
yeah I love Billy killing rats and sleeping
I had to look after her over Christmas
and she was just the sweetest animal
I love her so much
she is
She actually loves people
Yeah, yeah, she really does
I didn't even try to find her
She found me
She hunts you down for affection
She's great
Yeah, I'd happily have Billy on the cast
It's just some of the other residents
Yeah, who might have an issue with it
One resident
Yeah, one in particular
One small one
One kind of fucked up boy at the moment
I reckon in this house
Paisley could live
With Billy in the same house
And never know
Never know.
Yeah.
Yeah, she is that level of...
Yeah.
What's the word when you're just not very sort of...
Ditzy.
Well, you're not really...
Surveying your environment with much detail.
You know, you're just kind of existing.
Yeah.
She's got like a bug brain.
Fuck, has one.
Do you guys have any songs, movies, or media
that are capable of transporting you back to your childhood?
I don't mean this in a general...
oh I did this when I was younger feeling
but a feeling so overwhelming
that it stops you from what you're doing
and you have to take time to think about how
fast time has passed
yeah I got a bunch of those
like I kind of had that
I wouldn't say it's full childhood but
for the Wolf Among Us thing
when I was listening to that it was like
whoa taken straight back to what I was doing
where it was
I'd say demon days
yep
that whole album
yeah there are a few Beatles albums
that do that?
The number one one.
That Bruce Springsteen
album about 9-11.
That one takes me back to childhood.
Bionical music.
I've only got 2-2
and they're different ears.
It's like, super young
childhood is Ridge Racer Type 4.
Great soundtrack.
The next is the soundtrack
I had to have a GTA Vice City
when I was like
whenever that came out
What about like
Discovery?
No, I don't know
I remember them in the background
but GTA Vice City
was a core part of my life
being a kid not knowing
to do anything
but knowing
to do in the cheats
with all the
Do you not have like
early fun memories of that
like
watching Daff Punk on YouTube
type stuff
and like clips from
Yeah, what about RAM?
Yeah, Ram.
That was like a core event
in all of a
Yeah, right?
No, yeah,
that's like a different
and I'm thinking it's just childhood
that's like, just because of the context of the question
and that's just G.J. Vice City
and retracer.
You know what?
Star Wars Battlefront
2, the music they're using that.
Yeah. Yes, it's the love theme
from Attack on the Queen's.
Yeah. And also the menu sounds
from Battlefront 2. Yeah, yeah.
You hear that shit and it's like, whoa.
I would say on a similar beat,
like the Lego Star Wars sounds.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just anything that you would have heard a ton of times.
The music that plays at the end of the levels.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Which is the Anakin pod race song, whatever.
Yeah.
Actually know, that pod racing game is actually a fucking cool memory.
Yeah, see, there you go.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
I would say, um, again, broadening childhood to, like, include, like, kind of teenage years or whatever, because I was a while ago now, but...
Um...
like a fucking even
Scrillex and
shit earlier
Was that
Was the funny one with the
New Man Lows in a Binn song?
Pendulum
Pendulum
Even Pendulum does it for me
Yeah
Yeah that's like
That's the type of memory
Where I'm like
Oh
Not like
Because you love Pendulum
They were your fav
They were
You fucking love that show
And I still do
Fucking Pendilm's the fucking bomb
Release me
That is such like
Teenagerie music
Yeah
Just unfiltered edge
Yeah
Oh it's so funny
I love it
Um
Oh this one
This one's kind of fucked
From Joe Thompson 533 and 4
Got a legitimate question for you boys this time
So one of my friends told me a story about how one of his co-workers
Kept stealing his lunch at work
So he decided to purposefully
put expired meat inside a burrito
and brought it into work
not sure how far gone it was
and later one of his co-workers had to
take like a week off of work due to food
poisoning. In this situation
do you think my mate was in the wrong for purposefully
making a lunch that would have caused
food poisoning with the intent of the thief
eating it or was the lunch thief just
getting what he deserved for constantly taking
what wasn't his? Yeah, no, I should love to
hear your opinions, thanks. That's a
biblical story. Yeah, there's like a
moral. Yeah, there's a total moral.
going on there. Because like at the end of day
I don't want to be, I'm not
going to say this with absolute confidence
because I'm sure there are some people who have died
from food poisoning. Food poisoning
most of the time isn't going to be like
cause you any problems by being sick.
You're just going to get sick and you're going to be fine.
So just getting a little bit
sick because you've been a cunt
constantly. Fair enough.
That's completely reasonable.
But did two wrongs make a right?
Yes, absolutely. But it's not a wrong. He's making
his own lunch. He's teaching
him a lesson. That person's not going to steal food again if they've just got food poisoning.
Yeah. Some people have to learn the hard way and this person has and fair enough.
Yeah. I mean, arguably the best thing to do would have been to confront the guy and just be like,
why are you eating my lunch? No, but they don't know. What about if you don't know?
What about if you don't know who's doing it? Yeah, so you only know who's done it once they've
not turned up for work for a week. And then you can confront them. Yeah, be like, oh, you got sick.
don't steal my food
but I'm thinking
what about
an extreme scenario
for the person
who steals the food
has an awful reaction
to it and straight up dies
yeah
that would be fun
yeah
but it's like
but then who is
responsible for that
surely it would just be marked
as they ate something
man's yeah
yeah
they ate rotten meat
and done
you would
that the person
who food
yeah he chose
to eat it
to eat it
to food like
that he didn't prepare
he didn't know
if it was
they can't possibly trace it
so it's like
yeah the person who's killed the guy
is probably going to be morally fucked for a while
forever
because they've just killed someone
but they didn't
it's like
yeah how would they know they knew they were making
a toxic
sandwich or whatever
I've eaten I've eaten
I've eaten meat before
it's good and after it's
gone bad and I've been fine every time
so if you really
want to cause someone pain just stick loads of laxatives in it because when they're in the
toilet shitting their brains out they can't you kind of know that that's not food poisoning
that's just load of shit so i think that's like the the option because then then you can confront
them the same day and be like you're out you're shitting yourselves because you ate my food
is much smarter than like rotten moldy meat but if you buy it into a sandwich and it's full
of pills then you're like gonna know you could like yeah you can infuse me yeah you can infuse me yeah
you can get like laxative like butter
no but I'm thinking like you bite into a sandwich
without a date meat like days out of date
you'd notice surely there's going to be an aroma in your mouth
yeah you'd know yeah so you'd have to be like
depends like if it's like smeared in some kind of like spicy sauce
it's like how it's a good point because how one it's like
every piece of meat you buy has like a used by date
and the used by date is inaccurate really if it's one or two days
it's fine. The meat's fine.
Well, I wouldn't say that.
Like ham. I make
lunches of ham and it's like sometimes the ham's like,
oh, it expires on the 14th and I've made one for the 15th.
That ham's fine.
But I wouldn't say that, you know?
You would, no, but your thing is, with meat,
you can smell it from a fucking mile away if it's a bit funny.
So if you picked up a random sandwich
that is some your colleague made
and it fucking stinks,
maybe don't eat it.
How about this? Two separate statements.
Don't steal people's food and also don't poison people.
No, but if someone is stealing someone, if, if, if your food, if your food is being stolen, you're not poisoning them, they're stealing your, you're poisoning yourself.
If you know, if you know there are someone that is stealing a shit every damn day, you, you are intentionally poisoning them to find out the truth.
Yeah, some, that's the only way.
understand what I'm saying
you're saying that it's on them
because it's their actions if they didn't make
that choice they are the one choosing to steal
but at the same time
but you you've made your item
bad on purpose to fuck with them
that's malicious intent
it's malicious intent on both
both ends
it's not completely morally
like in the good to have a poison sandwich
it's like a bomb waiting to go off
it's like you know when um
in the in when you rob a bank or whatever and there's the bag with the paint like the
explodes in your face when you're eye pack yeah it's kind of like that sort of concept yeah
I was thinking of that because that would be the ideal in the lunchbox have a die pack yeah
but I don't know where you buy die bags I I would if you I'd argue in a court case
if this person died from the poison sandwich that this isn't that's an extreme case though
yeah I know but I'm not taking this to the extreme so we can
surely if what is the legal answer if we're talking with i would say it's not the guy's fault
that poison the sandwich no it would he'd get done by it for manslaughter because even if it's
not his fault he's still down to a jury and we'd be having this discussion as the jury
no you don't that's not that's not a jury works now they just go on go on to us to make a palm
whatever answers to their choices that is a jury that is what a jury is twitter i just think if
someone's stealing your food, just go to the laxative
roots, it's safer. Right,
so is this sandwich murder
or not? No, but
do you guys think it's murdered? No.
If anything, it's manslaughter
at the most, because that's accidental
murder. Isn't there,
I remember that movie, where there's like
a crazy hypothetical
where it's like,
someone fires a gun in one room,
like out a window, but
someone simultaneously
is like committing suicide.
as they fall past the window they're shot and killed by the bullet and legally that still counts
as like killing them or something even though they were killing themselves yeah that's like
how technical it gets I could have got that a bit wrong no I've heard that kind of
yeah yeah yeah if you it's it's man anyone who knows law just leave a comment
we need a break we need a dissertation from you just explaining the sandwich conundrum
Just explain all the laws.
Yeah.
Yeah, every law.
But...
Starting with law one.
Ending with law.
How many are there?
Like nine?
Can you get...
Can you be like...
sued for damages if you
put laxatives in your sandwich and then they shit themselves?
Can you not be fined for damages?
What, do they're underwear?
Well, but if they don't stop...
Yeah, because what if, like, they tried to make the case...
Yeah, I was going to grab my lunch.
and I just happened to grab the wrong lunch,
I bite into it and now I'm poisoned.
That's a very good point.
Because if they pull that?
Yeah.
What can you say against that?
But what if your office building has multiple thieves
and they're all stealing other people's lunches?
Yeah, we didn't think about the multi-thew.
The one who's stealing your lunch for last week
isn't stealing the one that's been poisoned.
Oh, so everyone's stealing everyone's luncheon?
Yeah, what if they think it's a communal fridge?
Yeah.
that which oh yeah
because then you've poisoned someone
and possibly killed them
when they've done nothing wrong so that is murder
yeah or what if they're having to spend all their money
on their families um medical bills
and they can't afford to feed themselves
but they can afford to feed their families and they need to eat the food
that's at work yeah yeah he's in like some fucked up contract
that's made it so he hasn't been paid for a couple months
he's scrounging to get by he's like gonna faint before this meeting
and he's just got to eat.
Yeah.
And then he brings in that final sale
that they needed to keep the company going
so that everyone could keep their jobs
and then you just killed that man.
No, you guys have convinced me.
I'm saying this guy's guilty.
The sandwich maker?
Yep, we weren't like doing that.
Yep, he's guilty.
He's guilty of fucking shin, man.
No, that's a good one.
See, have you...
That was a really good question.
Yeah.
He actually popped up at my work recently
because someone stole someone's lunch.
Oh.
So the idea of...
The poisoning them came out.
No.
The thing of this situation is, I'm not going to docks, but this person makes, on a
Sunday evening, makes the five days of lunches and then leaves them all in the fridge.
So on Monday there's five meals and someone took one of the days off of meals.
Sandwiches?
Yeah.
But surely that sandwich that you eat on Friday is going to be fucked.
This is what the person does.
Yeah, I made this one on last Sunday.
But someone did this at my work
And someone stole one of these sandwiches, right?
Fucked his whole week
And there was a big message going around
Oh, if you want to steal sandwiches
Here's the fucking food bank
It was a food bank letter
With the address and everything
And it was like, you're just hating poor people
Come on, fuck
Fuck me
But stealing someone's lunch is shit
That is a shitty move
Yeah, it is
Because in a workplace
You're all there together
like in that oppressive space
yeah and everyone's looking forward to their lunch
because it's their fucking break they get to just eat
yeah it's the highlight of the day yeah
so stealing someone's lunch and taking that pleasure away from them
you're fucking with the rules
the only the only way the rules work is when everyone abides
it's chaos once uh
once people start stealing each other's lunches you know
anarchy
I've never I've yet to have my lunch stolen
so I'm safe but when they did
They're gonna fucking shit themselves
We're gonna be going to the doctor
I can't stop
I can't stop shitting
Alright
Let's do the Pernottant one here
For a massive money fan
Hello fellas
I know you guys are big fans of jackass
So I wonder what some of your favorite jackass stunts are
Keep up the great work fellow free guy fans
So we saw jackass
We did we saw jackass for weather
The newest one.
Yeah, had a good time.
It was funny.
Some lulls.
Yeah.
Some, that's actually just torture.
That is just straight up, like, torture.
The bear scene in the new one is very, like, that's crossing the line.
Well, yeah, I talk about my bear fears pretty commonly.
Yeah.
And that one is like, that would be my nightmare one, probably.
Especially because that one, there is a timeline where that bear one went wrong.
Yeah.
Mm.
um any of the animal ones yeah i don't trust bears yeah my favorite ones are the animal ones like the bear one
like the spider like having to blow it down the tube um stuff like that it's pretty funny to me
anything to do with chris pontius's cock is always he's always snapping to all biking is cock
yeah um did you think where do you think it ranks out of the like all the movies because i think
I think two's the best one.
I think two, three, forever one.
Yeah.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
I need to watch one again.
But, um, my favorite, my favorite jackass thing is, um, it's, like, the most simple thing,
but they're on, uh, penny farthings.
And they just, they just cycle into like mounds of snow.
Just, yeah, I think, yeah.
It's so simple.
It is so simple.
It's brutal as fuck, but like, I don't know, it just really.
It's got like a good set up as like Johnny Knoxville doing the here you hear you bullshit.
That's hilarious on its own.
And I'm just seeing someone ride a penny fathering.
That shit is funny.
Yeah.
There's such ridiculous things.
Yeah, because isn't Ryan done on one?
Yeah.
Making fun of like, he's just like this is fucking absurd.
Yeah.
Why don't anyone ride these?
And then I think that's one of the worst injuries you ever got was on that crash on that pile of us.
And then ball ones as well.
Yeah, you're like, 12 feet high.
Yeah, you're like fucking four meters up in the air.
Yeah, there's that.
Um, I do, I think the, the favorite, my favorite jackass stunt just because it's like, it's got to be the most extreme one they've ever done is that, that whole like taxi terrorist one from two.
That is.
That's like so, they take it so fucking far.
But it's like, it's like just far enough.
It's like, but also it's not like malicious to anyone outside of Jacket.
Yeah, exactly.
It has to, yeah.
It's got that extremeness to it, but without it being horrible.
Yeah, going as far as, like, having those, like, those panels of wood that when he slapped together, it sounds like gunshots and, like, scaring him in the trunk of the car and stuff.
That, that is, that guy gets the worst end of...
God, yeah.
He does, of all the Jackass movies, yeah.
Yeah, he gets, he had the bear one and the new one.
Yeah.
And the cock, pogo stick.
Oh my God.
Fuck me.
Getting fucking
punching the balls by Francis and Garnu.
Very funny.
They are very funny people and this is the last jackass film.
You know, that era was actually over.
There's no way they're doing that anymore.
Did you think the younger crew was maybe trying to like see,
could we do like a new show with like kind of the younger.
the younger crew
there was like a whole suite of
younger guys doing it
yeah it worked with the jackass
the old school jackass guys
you couldn't not have at least them
there
I can understand them like
being like 50 years old and not wanting to
fucking well yeah I don't want to do it
at 24 yeah
yeah because some of them are like man
when Johnny Knox was like flipped by that bull
again. Oh my god yeah
and it's just like put straight into an ambulance
but even the simple stuff
like the the skateboard
guillotine
onto um
stevehs legs
and to his shins
like I just
that's a really good one actually
that is a good one
he's meant to stay quiet
doing the mind
he just screamed
yeah that shit's funny
um
but yeah
just that stuff I can't do
I'm not like a skater dude
I miss Jackass 2
that movie's so fucking good
when did Jackass 2 came out
Because that must have...
It doesn't 7
Was it 7?
Yeah
Because it was like
It's the like edgiest one
Yeah
It was like the most hardcore shit in it
Like just pushing it as far as they can
It's not quite that extreme anymore
Although there's a lot of extreme shit in this new one
It's not the case of like
Oh they could never have made this
It's still like
pretty much fits in line with those original movies
Yeah, for sure
For the most part
Okay, I send this
With this one from Leadhead
5, 6 4
Question for James
But any of the boys can answer
Between all the British countries
Which have the best driving roads
And best drivers
British countries
Every place has nice roads
But in England
Scotland is like
You go to Scotland
Yeah, I thought you were gonna have, um, like, more in-depth for, um, like, Wales roads, English roads, Scotland roads.
No, people go to Scotland.
You don't know what I meant?
I thought you were the fact, I thought you had a harsh opinions on raids.
What the fuck?
Are you, are we talking about roads to drive or shit roads?
Because if we're talking about shit, we're talking about shit, we're talking about, shit, roads.
Are we talk about fucking, you fucking go on the motorway and then you fucking meet, like, one traffic.
Everywhere you go there's roadworks
Everywhere
You can't go anywhere with England
Without passing one roadwork
In England
So you're saying England
When have you driven in Wales?
I've driven in Wales
Okay
I've driven in Wales
Okay
One of you driven in Scotland?
I've not driven in Scotland yet myself
One of you driven in Ireland
I'm going to drive an island
Okay
What are the stereotypes though
as far as Welsh drivers, English drivers, Scottish drivers, Irish drivers.
I don't think there's any stereotype.
I think the United Kingdom just has the Motto-Moto and BMW stereotypes.
It's more granular.
It's more like BMW drivers behave this way.
It's more about what they're driving as opposed to where they're driving from.
Yeah, that's what defines the person on the road.
It's like there's cars you look out for because they're the ones who're going to cause you problems.
Okay, what do you need to look out for most?
Vauxal Insigno Drivers.
Motto-motos
B-M-Ws
Anything else?
People driving
white Nissan lulls, watch out for them
That means are going to look out for next
Yeah
My stomach says that Scotland has the best roads
Yes
It does
So if you want to go for a nice drive
Go to Scotland
That's why everyone in England
goes to Scotland for drives
Because that's where
The nice stuff is
well plop plip ploy bing chilling
oh fuck's sake Alex we did we went an hour and a half
we gotta start again
fuck
bing jilling
thank you for watching
James's dad
And...
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