JAR Media Posdact - Adele Dazeem - JARCAST Episode 216

Episode Date: August 17, 2020

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 00:56 Housekeeping 02:30 YMS Care Package 05:24 Suicide Squad Game Thoughts 08:16 Begun, The Fortnite Wars Has 20:00 Halo Infinite Delayed 22:39 Awful Audible Alien 3 31:34 UK A-Level Scandal 35:29 Twitter Speed Round 37:24 Mid Break 40:20 Reddit Questions 40:42 Marriage Roleplay 42:17 Do you feel comfy going back to cinemas? 43:13 Can Jim freestyle? 44:38 TV Shows That Went Bad 49:44 Thoughts on Free Guy 54:41 JAR FNAF Attack Patterns 57:19 Do I tell them of JAR... 59:45 Why is Nick on the wall? 1:00:35 Thoughts on Indie Games? 1:04:25 Rank these random American sitcoms 1:06:02 Thoughts on Tigers? 1:07:09 Crazy Goblins Comes Back! 1:09:35 What happened to the trampoline? 1:10:18 What is a JARLING? 1:11:51 Thoughts on Borderlands 3

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to episode 2 on 6 of the Jarkast. I'm your host Alex, joined as always by Jim. Yo, what's up? And James. I'm Billy Kimber, and I won the races. What was that? What's that? Billy Kimber from the races?

Yeah. Kimber the Lion. I'm Billy Kimber. I won the races. Either which way, before we get into the episode, want to shout out the patrons over at the Jile Media Patreon, growing nicely, engorging. Engorging and onslaughting.

What? Engorging and on slaughting. Yeah, nothing really new to report quite yet. Just chugging along, doing our thing. Thanks for the support and rating us on iTunes and all that shite. Housekeeping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit of feedback from that.

last episode. What did we fuck up this time? Sparky said James hesitated when he was asked if he has a foot fetish. Is there any credence to that report, James? I don't have a foot fetish. Convincing. Male Tears says really cute watching

James lovingly stroke Jamie's foot the whole video. And why did I do such a tiny screenshot that my eyes can't read? Dogmatic says, the other new changes to the cast, I really enjoy how they're acknowledging feedback from the previous episodes at the start. To me, Jarre is one of the most community-focused channels

I've seen, so it's nice to find more engagement from the lads in the vid themselves, in the vids themselves, sorry. Also glad the YouTube timecode update is getting put to good use. Oh, and I think the lighting has peaked here, perfectly balanced. Thanos, thank you. Finally, Sam says, I got so excited to see this video come up in my notifications that I immediately started watching it. Unfortunately, I was driving and I hit someone and now I have an active arrest warrant. Thanks a lot

Mingers, you ruin my life. Disliked and unsubscribed. Yeah. Yeah, that's fucking sick, boy. Yeah, dude. I'm really happy to hear that. Yeah, again, we have another juicy week of just excitement. God, it's been

like a landslide. Yeah, let's start with the obvious one. James, what did you describe this beautiful decoration as again? Like in Japan or whatever. It's like the the Dark Clan official logo

robes. This is ours, this is our official logo. The glorious Gloria belly bun is our official. Obviously there's listening, I have no idea what we're talking about right now but I got a care package from YouTube

YMS, Adam. um i thought it was just sending me this book which is you know it's cool and everything but it's just like a dumb book or whatever what is the book for oh for those listening yeah it's aunt kind but charlie coffman's new book um but what was really exciting in the scare package is the real shit just for a minute uh some uh set decoration this just ludicrously large madagascar two i i i underestimated how large it actually was by the box So he got me this Madagascar poster mural.

I didn't realize it was quite this large. It's literally six panels large. And a panel must be, well, like a meter and a half each. It's a bloody huge thing. It's massive. So I'm kind of liking the dramatic effect of it being there for now. It does dominate. Especially that belly button.

It's the dominant force. And these little figures. One of which is particularly funny because I've had this glory figure in my Amazon, like, wish list for, like, genuinely years, actual years. And I noticed something funny on this little Gloria figure. They nerfed her ass so much. Oh, my God, yeah. Probably to stop, like, little kids jerking off to it.

Can you imagine these little, like, hot glimming, you know, gloria figure? Yeah, otherwise, yeah, it's pretty fucking cursed. All three of them are. The Alex one, his face looks pretty disturbed. and King Julian well he looks just as freaky as in the movie to be honest nothing new Julian remains

pleasant as ever yeah a brilliant present as ever the whole lot yeah it's not really a topic though that's more just a bit of context to the added decorations you know yeah we're starting on a high as the

as jar grows as we get closer to that 100K things improve around here man there's a reason it's starting to look like you know like a royalty kind of royal setting now Japanese um

Bushido temple yeah before um there's something I want to talk about but it's not right yet right I just want to save it for a bit longer because uh

first I want to talk about something I know Jim will be interested in um bit of a gamer news for Jim right now? Oh, yes. Gamer Saturdays.

I suppose it's Monday when this goes out. Yeah, it's always a Monday. But yeah, gaming news. But then Batman folks are making a suicide squad game. Oh. What are they called Rocksteady?

Rocksteady. Rock steady are making a suicide squad game which James is elated about how much he looks highly calling. When I first heard about this news I just heard oh, there's a suicide squad game. and my instant reaction was oh because I just thought it by just the word suicide squad

game you know it's gonna be fucking garbage but then it was like watch steady and I was like oh because that's like a hunk of shit and you know the best thing in the world do you think the movie is injured the yes yes absolutely do you think they were making the game no because of the movie possibly popularity of the movie and shit and the buzz from it. I'm just wondering where it went wrong. Did it really get much of a positive buzz? No, but before it came out, everyone was like,

oh, this is going to be like really good for DC. And then it wasn't quite. But with a walk-steady formula, you know, the Wox-Steady formula, it could work, I think. It depends how they do it. I get the idea of like spinning it round, so, man, it's too hard to make a Superman game.

Why don't we just make it so Superman's like the enemy, so it's like a huge challenge, overcome or whatever um but it depends like what type of game it is weird way to announce it i'm sick of these like games where like you just don't know what they are for like years and years until you finally get it and you're like oh this is really simple what this actually is they've just done an awful job explaining it you know um so we still have to find out with that because there's like another batman game yeah made by the the ones that made arkham origins right yeah yeah i don't know why you wouldn't put the

Batman guys on the Batman game, but I'm pretty sure Rocksteady are done with Batman. Yeah, but they're making suicide squad, which is just same shit. It's the same... Yeah. Characters. That's one disappointing

aspect. Like, aren't a bunch of the Suicide Squad characters already been used in the Arkham series? Yep. So, yeah, I don't know. I have faith in the devs, but like... The IP.

It's kind of an announcement to me because even like that bad movie aside I don't really like the Suicide Squad as a like a comic even or like an idea for it it just doesn't really do it for me I really care of the characters that are featured in it I always like the back and forth

and you know on similar lines more gaming drama the Fortnite Wars begun they have what's happened with Fortnite? What do you actually not see this? The Apple versus Fortnite wars. Dude, this is how World War III begins.

Yeah, Fortnite was... Apple versus Fortnite. Yeah, Fortnite was like, you know what, guys? Because of Apple and... I think they mentioned Google, actually. No, I mean the store, in-store, like, transaction per... Like, added... Yeah, they changed it, so they were like,

hey, if you don't want to pay the extra money that goes to Apple, go straight through, like, our site. And then you don't have to pay the extra. Which makes complete sense. Yeah, but obviously that annoyed Apple and Apple took Fortnite off the App Store as like a power, they're like

they're feuding. The mega corpse are going after each other's throats. Well, now, that's actually really understandable from both sides because first of all, Apple losing fucking fucking $2 pound purchases of coins and then, but then... Imagine how much money they're made on mobile

from Fortnite. Fortnite epic, they're losing so much money because of this and had a tax they're not getting. I understand both, but... But Epic Games was so fast to immediately sue them. Oh really?

Yeah. Damn. Like, it's like they had planned this out and knew that they'd be banned for doing this and they had all their lawyers make up an argument that like well, we'll see what the outcome will be. It gets, it's like a point Epic don't need the Apple Store.

do you don't think so no they just do it from their own I just think about all the like kids that play Fortnite in their iPhones what they're gonna what they're gonna do now well they still have the app they've still got the app

surely it's not gonna just disappear if they've got downloaded I don't know but Apple was also feuding with Microsoft lately because it was revealed that the um the streaming service mixer

no not mixer um the game streaming service that Microsoft is coming out with that's being like included with GamePass ultimate is not going to be on Apple devices which makes complete sense because for them

they see it as competition to their app store gaming subscription model thing even though they're like in my mind they're not remotely comparable yeah so it's like you see so Apple's getting too big for his boots

yeah yeah they got an ego for sure yeah and they have for a while Have you seen no clips then of the video where the Fortnite guys did a mockery of that famous Appalad? The Black and White, 1984 Appalad. I have not seen that. Yeah, but with, like, Fortnite skins. It's like, there's something really, like, cringy about it.

Yeah, and the fact that it's, like, it's epic games doing that. Yeah, like, I'm not particularly passionate about either side. honest. I think Epic's probably in the right more so than Apple because... Yeah, I agree. But I mean, it's kind of like a megacorp saying to another megacorp, you're such a bad megacorp.

Yeah, because they're like, no, you can save money by buying our shit by just giving it straight to us instead of giving it to other people. Yeah. So like, yeah. Huge news either way. The Fortnite Wars.

No, you've got to look a little, a little deeper though a little deeper you've got to go a little bit deeper because who owns Epic who's the biggest who's the biggest rival to Apple

the Chinese market who owns Epic the Chinese do they know how much is it 10 cent yes 10 cent what percentage do they own it's a pretty big

I'd like to say that for me didn't Sony buy like a little portion of Epic games really recently or something could be literally like a 1%

share or some random shit like that. I could be wrong on that. I don't want to come across as all Chinese bad, but it's just like, if like a Western company's going against like the big mega, like US Megacorp's, there's probably like a Chinese like thing there because of their Megacorp war.

But there's a proxy in the middle and that's the Western companies. Like epic. Between the big megacorp companies in America. It's like this weird, weird thing going on. It's massive though. But yeah, but it's like a proxy for the Chinese mega corps. It's like 10 cents.

So that's a mega-cent acquired approximately 48% of Epic. So that is quite considerable. That's a majority because it won't be. 48? Yeah, that's huge. Because I'm pretty sure the West would probably be split between a few groups, I imagine. It's just weird. It's just, it's going to be a weird landscape in a few years, I think. Yeah, I feel like this last year, probably because of coronavirus, has made everything games-related, like, super interesting.

Yeah. Well, it's the same with, like, movies as well. just any entertainment, how it's just fucked every industry. Because aren't they washing, like, straight to home, like a movie stuff now, instead of home cinemas? Well, they actually don't know what to do. Because, like, Chris Nolan has his film, like, Tenet, which everyone's hyped for. But he doesn't want it to go to digital because he believes it's like,

I made this for the sort of screen. This is how people should be watching. A lot of his movies are actually worse at home. Yeah, yeah, true. His films, Jeff, definitely are designed and they're optimal on that big screen. It wasn't Dunkirk One of his Yeah

Because if I watch that at home I would not have like the same reaction No Yeah it needs to like deafen you When you're watching it Yeah But it's just It's my whole thing now

With Corona is if it's like Advanced Society almost Where you know Working from home It's going to be a major thing Going forward all the time now You know The changes to like restaurants and stuff

That's going to be permanent probably I don't know about that In terms of like screens like in front of tables I'm thinking of wagons because I've been there like once you've got a question

if the changes now with games of how they're going to announce things if this is just going to be the new norm because what's the point of having a big event when you can just announce You're saying like why do we need like E3? Yeah because E3 is such a big event

but it's just like Yeah I think this year has killed it I haven't you reckon though For me it made me long for E3 because No I think E3 the whole experience is better. Yeah.

But they realize they don't need it because they can just upload a trailer stream because it's like we're now so interconnected on Instagram, Twitter and whatnot. And YouTube, everyone's going to see everything instantly. If you're like Warzone, which I think they're doing, if you announce some drip feed information of your new game, through the game you have,

the people are going to buy it already playing that games. They're getting it straight up. Using games for advertising other games. For their own games. They've done that for a while as well. Why is that not a thing? It saves businesses money. and the end of the day

there's one thing that's going to change our business do things that's money profit if they're not spending millions on an e-fee-fring that's a million's pounds

going into the shareholders' pockets whatever what's the point in e-3 when's enough enough my dude enough enough is now yeah never if you're a megacorp

anything else on the Fortnite Wars before we go into another gaming topic no but could you do a funny Fortnite dance what is you're like your like common view on fortnight?

Mine? Yes. I actually haven't seen gameplay from Fortnite in so long it probably looks unrecognizable. It's like an anomaly in my head now. It's like I have the memories of like when it was a beta when it was just like it's the most bare bones shit. Yeah, the golden age of Fortnite.

Yeah. That was good. Because everyone was shit. There was no like building matter. It was just like you just want to. on shoot people and it is so... Everyone would do that thing where they like build to the top of the map and then just run

in the line. Like it's, it doesn't work but people always tried it. There weren't those like hyper-experienced players who can just shit all over it in the same way. But it's just like, I swear it's like it's not as popular now in my mind but it is still massively popular.

Yeah, I was reading some IGN article and looking through the comments and all the angry gamers were like, when's Fortnite just going to finally die? It's done, isn't it right? And, uh, I don't know. I think it's still got plenty of life. It's, no, it's really strange how they've, like, they've done what no game has done and it's used, like, major artists and, like, musicians.

And they've just, like, made, fucking... Yeah, it's got, like, Batman in there, Deadpool, fucking Thanos. Just anyone, like, features in Fortnite. It's such a weird mixing pot where it's, like, it's kind of... It's not really a game anymore at this point. Yeah, it's like, it's not a brand. It's weird. It's almost like Minecraft in that way.

It's just a property. Yeah, it probably is the biggest thing. since Minecraft. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just like... Minecraft, I understand more, though, because I think that. Yeah.

It was more kind of original and unique. It's just... I don't know how the next generation of games is going to go because Fortnite's like, it's gone past what game is, but it's still a battle royale. So is it going to just keep the battle for whales alive, like forever now? I guess the concept is just so novel to people. We're not done with it.

it yet. No. Because it's just like a game mode, isn't it? And people don't get sick of like capture the flag and Slayer and stuff. But that's what's weird about it to me. Like how Fortnite stays on top.

Because in Cod, like, it was a big space, you got Apex in there as well. No, no, no. The actual battle. Yeah, like Apex should have been a thing they added on to Titanfall. I think so.

Less people to play it though. Yeah, as like a game. It has to be free to play. play, doesn't it? It's actually crazy, like, the actual quality of battle whales now. Like, you think in the early days, you had the, you know, that survival game phase, then that kind of morphed into battle whales with a whole survival type thing. Early on. Yeah, you had like, you had the shit games, like H-2 something.

H-1Z1. It was day Z, wasn't it? It was where it started kind of, yeah, beaming. And then you had battlegrounds was fucking terrible. You've seen us play it on like Xbox. it's a fucking terrible game now you got it had that gimmick though yeah and I remember when PubG

first started like getting popular and it was like man it's like the fucking hunger games in real life yeah yeah and then that moved on and apex is now just like a it plays so great war zone you know it's it's got a quality Fortnite

it's generally quite a good game in terms of actual game playing now it works it's like they're such great games where you've got a question what what's gonna happen next I don't see, like, a new trend coming on. Like, now every game seems to be designed to be like, now we're just a platform, we're just going to exist for as long as we can. But, like, when is that going to not work anymore?

I feel like it's only Sony and Nintendo that don't do that. No. But they're exclusives? Yes. They make games. They don't make, like, platforms. Platforms, yeah. It's just like...

Yeah, I was very disappointed when I heard that Halo Infinite is going to be that way. I don't know why I didn't think it was going to be. I think it wouldn't have survived if it didn't do that because it's been just It's had such a walkie road up until now where they kind of needed to do something That's going to be a long-term financial success Well actually speaking of Halo We haven't mentioned that yet either

Going into the other topic Halo Infinite's been delayed No concrete date given But into next year So I mean good that means it will come out the year of the 20th anniversary of Halo 1

which makes sense do you think they'll release it on like the 7th month or something 7th month 7th day I given the reaction of like you know the trailer and all the gameplay we should saw I think this was inevitable

I think this was going to happen it was definitely going to get delayed yeah because that trailer it just all felt very strange and not finished because it's a feeler if you want to know what people feel you throw out something like that

that isn't actually representative and it's just like you find out of things probably is quite representative of where they were because the way they like danced around fully addressing

like the exact date of when that demo was from and they like quietly were like oh yeah I was from like pretty recently but not that long ago type shit yeah Yeah, I think it's only good for it

It's strange Because then it will be launching next year And that'll be I don't know I don't, I can't In my mind, Hado's dead And this hasn't changed Like my feeling towards it

It just seems like a dying Dying Will you give the multiplayer again Because it's free as well I'll give it a try here But I probably won't over, even if it's incredible it's so hard to know

without even playing it yourself. It's not going to be as good as Halo 3. No. So I don't care. Just watching like Halo 3 footage I think we were recent. Yeah, I've been really into Halo at the moment. Yeah, Halo 3 specifically. Just jumping on the MCC and

it's so fun. Yeah. It's blown my mind. Yeah, now that actually works and it's fairly functional. Yeah. It's nice to see like the old formula where it is it's modern but it's just like it's that old school formula you know that just pick up

pick up a gun and one around it's an arena and using vehicles it's like oh just the whole sandbox like all these things just work together so well yeah vehicles seems so rare in that type of game now

oh well whatever I listen to something guys I don't know I listen to something I'm very disappointed in I listen to an audible it's not a book

I guess it's like an audio drama based on like a screenplay I listen to their Alien 3 I see that advertised quite yeah yeah because that's how I knew it existed because I got like a YouTube ad that was like on audible and I had like a token thing on audible so I just redeemed it on that

and listened to it while building Lego. The tower. Yeah, by building the tower of Orthank. It's really shit. Oh, I was expecting like, oh, it's actually really good. I really enjoyed

it. How bad? Like, genuinely so complete trash. It starts off like okay and you're like hearing because they got Lance Hendrix so, is it?

Bishop and they got the cool army guy from Terminator. They got the actual actor. Yeah, who sounds like, he genuinely sounds like a corpse or something when he's, when he's talking. It sounds so fucking weird. Because they're clearly like in a booth. No, is this the guy from aliens, the original aliens?

Aliens, yeah. The guy who survives at the end. Yeah. Oh, yeah, and he's in Terminator as well. Hicks, isn't he called? Yes, Hicks. Yeah, Hicks. Um, yeah, the whole story is basically, it's like,

It's like, um, instead of what actually happens in Alien Cubed by David Fincher, it's like a different possible Alien 3. It's like the fan servicey fucking, uh, version of Alien 3. Was it made after Aliens 3 or Alien 3? Um, this thing. I'll explain it based on, like, how they describe it. Um, yeah, like retconning Alien 3. Every film has a mental list of the greatest movies never made, sorry, every film fan.

The greatest of these in the sci-fi genre has been William Gibson's unmade script for Alien 3. It's one of the giants of the literary genre and takes the situation set up in aliens, moving forward into fresh regions of the alien universe, continuing the stories of our old friends from James Cameron's movie. It's been a privilege and honor to finally bring this story to life with this wonderful cast. in an immersive audio movie. How immersive was it, Alex? It was pretty immersive.

It was immersive, but I was sat there building Lego just paying attention. Yeah, how can I even put what's so bad about it? Like, Ripley's just like not a character in it. She's just like in a pod the whole movie. Is she in the same pod as the second movie? Or does she get out of the pod then go in a pod? Yeah, I think she gets out of the pod then in a pod. Jeez.

Because the aliens of the movie, it's like a virus. It's like an airborne virus thing. Oh, right. So, like, the latest one. So, yeah, it's more like that. They call it like the hybrid or some shit. And it's like, look out for the hybrid. And you just got to imagine what it looks like.

So does it actually have those noises? Yeah, it's got like a score and everything. Oh, shit. And sound effects. How's the score? I like the score. because it just like it just sounded like alien the sound effects all right

they didn't sound that great for the guns and stuff right but it has that real like you know audio dramas have such a certain feel to them especially when they're introducing these like new characters it just felt like you know how we talk about

in Star Wars where there are actors that like get get it you understand what genre they're working in and like yeah and some actors really don't get it and there are quite a few or the voice actors on it that really seem like they're just going for the wrong tone entirely. Yeah.

There's some real fucked shit in it. I noted down a line because it was like so bad to me. Do the voice and everything? It was Hicks. And I think they were trying to do like a cheesy 80s thing with him.

Right. Because he was like the UPP is Stone Cold crazy for doing this. That kind of dialogue. Because it's about corrupt governments and shit Yeah, now I'm saying it's actually kind of cool That is actually sick as fuck Yeah, it's badass

No, but imagine it's like How old is that guy now? He's old. 70? Yeah, I don't actually... Yeah, Michael Bean, that's his name. Is that really his name? He's Mr. Bean?

Michael Bean, he was in a Farquay. He's 64. So, yeah, it sounds like a 64-year-old doing it. And it sounds like a 64-year-old who's like seen some shit too he's got one of he sounds like stevo from the jackass almost that kind of rough words

that sounds like it would be quite annoying to listen to for extended well you can you can hear by the way they're like edited the audio especially when um bishop is talking he's just like saying all these random sci-fi words and they're like

he clearly doesn't like understand what he's saying because it just doesn't mean anything yeah the alien was kind of epic yeah That was a good impression. Well, actually happens in the fucking story. Yeah, what's different?

There's this really fucking cheesy scene because like Newt survives and she's just in it and there's loads of scenes with Newt. Who's Newt? The little girl from aliens. Because in David Finchery, Alien 3 they just kill off Hicks and the little girl instantly. Oh, I haven't actually seen Alien 3.

Right, yeah. But yeah, there's this scene where like instead of killing off the little girl, there's this whole sequence dedicated to Hicks being like well goodbye you're going back to your family in America now right and she's like yeah they're from fucking uh some farm village whatever the fuck and then she like flies back and has a happy ending before the like

I thought her family got killed in the first in the second movie it's her grandparents I think oh okay in Oregon in Oregon yeah they specifically mentioned and she's like I'll let you know what it's like from Oregon The Hicks from aliens Oh geez And he's like good

I'll see you go That's bad Would you say it's better than the The actual Alien 3 No It's much worse But really I thought that movie was shit

I don't I don't love Alien 3 or anything But the setting's better It's more memorable Is that the prison one Yeah it's like the weird prison one And there's like a couple different cuts of it um one of them is better than the other i think

but yeah it's like a dog alien that's going around and the worst thing is just how shit the alien looks in that movie in alien three it's a dog alien well in one of the cuts it comes out of like an ox and the other cut comes out of a dog

right yeah but the effects looks so bad really yeah yeah it's a real miss on that one but yeah uh Jesus it's just about like um It was basically the story of Alien 4, where it's just like these caught, it's like this weird, they almost like a Star Wars prequered it where it's just like this really complicated like political thing where it's like the... Oh really?

The space Russians are like feuding with the space Americans and they're like one of them has like some sample of the alien and they're like lying to each other about what they know and all this shit. and I don't care about any of this I just want to see Ripley at the moment yeah no that sounds really boring yeah it's only like two hours long because it's just like a it's the length of a movie obviously

so yeah I can't say I'd recommend that one okay that is great consumer news because I was seeing the ad and I was like you know this looks really good I might actually you know redeem this and listen but thankfully how I

No, I really gave it a chance as well I was with it at first I was like okay I can be down with this just to hear like an else world story of Alien 3 but it just gets so stupid and bad and there's no newborn you know

I know newborn's awesome newborn is the best thing from no the best thing from aliens is me let's round off this first half then by talking about something a bit more serious something that made me kind of pissed off actually when I found out about this

oh no um so those uh in sick form in the UK at the moment have just done their A levels well sorry they haven't done shit but they've got their results for their A levels um and it's like a whole thing in the UK at the moment just how fucked the

the results of uh the A levels have been specifically because they've the way they've done it is what students are no longer an individual they're just part of a fucking algorithm so the way they were hand the machine yeah so the way

they were handing out like your fucking A level final results was like based on a computer like analyzing like averages of schools and shit and then just like well you'd probably do that there you go that's just your life then now

That's just the result you have, even though you didn't fucking do an exam. So, yeah, the real drama is, of course, all the private schools, their averages are just inherently higher. So all the private school kiddies are getting these fucking brilliant awesome marks. No, wasn't it the amount of A's and A pluses were like double what they usually are compared to... Yeah, it's like a huge scandal, basically. And then, good old fucking Boris, you know, this is really reliable and dependable. This is just really awesome

Yeah, I mean Isn't private school Being a thing just kind of Fucking bullshit? Bullshit anyway Like Yeah, it's a little bit unfair Yeah

Like I'm uneducated, I'm stupid I can't spell read or write Yeah, imagine jar Private School jar How fucking obnoxious it would be Oh we'd be such fucking flats I'd probably be dead What are we talk about?

instead um you know smashing up pubs and getting away of it because we're rich the price of gold yeah playing you know water polo or something I don't know okay traveling traveling the world and shooting rare animals you know yeah how would you feel then if a if you were a kind of given to you without you doing a fucking I didn't do a fucking thing anyway Maybe if you got like an average It would have been like I might have actually done like really well and be a doctor now or something I would be the same because I can't do like test and shit

My brain can't do it I get like an actual decent result and be like Get in Yeah it would be a very different JARCust So it's really good for the people who do nothing But it works there for everyone else Yeah I

I'm not like... I think it just fucks you at random. The best kind of algorithm. Well, to be honest. Unless you're in a private school, then it doesn't fuck you. I didn't need Coona to fuck me because I got fucked anyway, so it doesn't actually matter to me. Dude. Fuck private schools.

I really, I just fucking hate it. Yeah. Just fuck the government at the moment, to be honest. You fuck them. Um, and finally, if you've got nothing else to say on that, just, I hope any, jarling who's uh have you got their results has not been fucked by it yeah i hope they haven't been fucked by it yeah but let's know tell us in the comments if you have i'm interested you got to remember even if you have that doesn't mean you can't succeed in life you

still just work hard and you will succeed that's the most important thing it's never too late to give it a guy unless the government just fucked the whole life fuck the government a couple tweets for an extremely quick twits around at Jared Doodles says Several cast ago You guys tried to convince James To watch Kung Fu Panda 2 But he express

He expressly refused to ever watch it Since then has he rectified This blasphemous HD decision Which one is Kung Fu Panda 2 It's the one with a panda like Doing Kung Fu and stuff I fucking know that Jamie Yeah remember with the peacock

I remember one where they sneak into like a factory Yeah that's the one That's fucking incredible It's actually just an insane movie. I fucking love it. I wasn't sure what James was... What's free? What's three?

I don't think... You guys haven't seen three. One is not good. Two. One is okay. No, one is good. No, I say one is good. I'd say one is okay.

Two is... No, two is great. Two is... Speaking to Charlie Kaufman, he did a fucking treatment. I'm going with your band of two. Oh, no way. Like an uncredited treatment on it. Um, and Hooper at Super Hooper 101 says, please explain Jungle Jim.

Um, who made the Jungle Jim for? Last episode, um, I just introduced Jim as Jungle Jim because like, oh, oh no, because Jamie. No, I was saying Audio Jungle Jim because there's that audio jungle. There's that like, uh, audio stock, stock audio website called Audio Jungle. And if you ever play a piece of music on Audio Jungle, it's like this really, it just plays the music and then it awkwardly just has this voice go, Audio jungle every few seconds No

The whole joke is that Jamie really likes drum and bass So he's naturally Jungle Jim Yeah Audio Jungle Jim And then Jungle Jim's also Thing of course Jungle Jim

Yeah Jungle GYM's Yeah We'll see after these messages Sock on these nuts mate Make Dick the head shirts Available now Check in the description

Big thanks to those patrons over at the Patreon, the dibbies and above. Let's say all of their names now, awesomely. Aziz Daham. If you play yakuza games with the English dub, you are mentally unstable. That's their name. Oh my God. To be honest, he's actually true, though. It's a Yakuza game.

Why'd you play even fucking English? Thomas Martian. They're them faster. Come on. That's it. Stop. No, let me read. Ben Whitelaw. Carter Bivens Kieran Harkins

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It's the noisy maid as well, he went. They're starting to change their names. Jam, aka the Passionate Cringer. The Patrick Bacon guy used to be Jack Whitehouse. My God. Alex. Okay, let's shut up. There's quad time.

Cod time. Cod time. So much. Welcome to the second half of the Jarkast. Will we answer questions from our little sub-ratic community, don't we? stage d'un We are radio We are here

Stage DK is going to start us off James And don't cringe at this But it's a roleplay All right Oh no Yeah Jim and James are having

Marital issues And decide to consult Alex A renowned counsellor Unfortunately he has the hots for James And is desperately trying to ruin their marriage Oh Alex wants to be a home worker No I'm the I'm the counsellor

So imagine you to have just sit down. We're in the perfect position already. You're on the, like, casting couch, and I'm the guy. Casting. Sound like. What? All right, fam. Do an anal scene.

Oh, those butt plugs came in use for it. No, no, do it seriously, all right? I can't do it seriously. I'll start because I'm the counsellor. So, uh, you and James. Why do you think you're here? Um Why are you here talking to me?

James is kind of a massive slut Oh Um not true What he's cheating on you No I never cheated on no No like I like him because he's a slut Wow Right so where's the problem in the relationship coming

He's being less of a slut Maybe it's because you're not Satisfying his slutty urges No He's such a slut that I never could anyway But now he's not like that. Now it's all about me. Well, would you mind if I had a turn?

There you go, he done. Fuck. Schoom says, with Tenet and several other movies, as we mentioned earlier, releasing in the upcoming weeks in cinemas, do you feel comfortable going to see them on release, or will you wait for streaming? um tenet's the only one i really give a shit about saying so if i'm going to go to the cinema

as i have to what is tenet about i don't know and i don't want to know yeah that's a good i just want to go to the cinema and just find out yeah because they did the the ad in the trailer and there's all this like marketing shit about how like they're like virtually no cg effects in the movie and all this so you can imagine it's going to be like a concept high concept kind of movie right this kind of like inception or something i would also like to see it so maybe you should invite me when you do actually go. Yeah, if you bring a fucking mask. Alright?

I always bring a mask. I've seen your post on Facebook. Fuck you! I don't post shit on Facebook, man. The California Raisins says, Question for the Beast himself. I'm working on some music and it would be much appreciated if Jim could channel his inner, Will I Am, and lay down some sweet freestyle bars.

Thanks. Whoa. Will I Am freestyles? Yeah, so Will I Am kind of quality. I thought it was William Defoe Freestals. Yeah, Willem Defoe Freestals. Alex, drop me a beat then. Spider-Man.

Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Spider-man. Spider-man. Spider-man.

Rule this town. Spider-Man. Spider-Man. How can I fight? No, freestyle is genuinely so hard. I have such respect for those that have that ability. Yeah. You like that.

Like I can't really think more than... Think of two words that rhyme now. Uh, Pip and Pop. Yeah, just do that kindier one then. Nice. That's not freestyling. Okay. Is it free?

You're free in your styling. Just do anything, no, it's, that's, um, handcuff styling. Uh, pit pop, poe on the premium toy. James is a slut. James is a slut, but I fucking love his big butt. Sponge Boy, Ahoy, says, I recently finished watching True Detective season three and ended up really enjoying it.

I personally loved the first season but hated the second, so seeing the show actually be good again was a nice surprise. Anyway, my question is, what is a show you really liked but went downhill? Adding to that, is there a show, that was bad for a while that ended up getting better sorry if a question like this

has been answered before I'm just curious there are the go-toes obviously um Dexter Dexter being the foot white what are you doing

what are you giggling about you can't just point I don't know what you mean oh don't worry I don't know what I can't see what you see Alright It's fine

We all have our own perspectives And we just sort of follow the paths My perspective right now Is that the Jedi are evil Yeah Yeah TV shows that got bad Yeah, Dexter is I didn't even say it

And he knew No you did say it That's how I know you said it Oh. Breaking Bad got pretty bad at the end. Fuck you. No, Dexter is the answer. Dexter is the answer.

Game of Friends, too. Like, you gotta, you gotta mention lost. Because that, that shit was pretty good, like, for the first few seasons. It was interesting. Yeah, it was very, like, gripping. I'm gonna say something that'll blow your socks off. What? Peaky blinders.

There's a few seasons, but it's, like, especially the fourth ones. I'm actually watching this. fifth one now came back to it so on netflix again like the first season was just you know there's it wasn't perfect second season was when it kicked off quite a bit and it got quite good third one third one i enjoyed quite a lot the fourth one was just like oh this is it's it goes back to that first season as just like shelby's like good at everything it always has the answer right yeah but then the fifth one's just like the most it's just a fucking train wreck and it feels so good because it's just like

he's not the best anymore so actually feels like he's fucked okay so actually it just feels good but yeah that that's I still love it but that also like a few bad seasons any anime or anything James that's just got shit oh death note

oh yeah that gets fucking crap in just one episode it becomes complete yeah it is towards the end so you get most of the show But didn't you actually just stop watching it I got like half an hour Or 15 minutes into the first episode However it was halfway through the

After the point you're saying after the The like crazy bit And I genuinely couldn't keep watching Because they end the show And then there's like a third more You know Yeah it's weird

There's no way you can go from what they do at that point it's hard to say of anime because most of the time animas don't get like more than two seasons for the most and the best ones so expensive I guess

the best ones just are like one season there's so many good ones where it's just one season 24 episodes are just good and it's over done and that's that's the what I don't with anime I just can't the way they do story in anime

is just like if it gets past a second season they've normally won out of like ideas like it turns into like really shit in terms of story so you just don't I will watch like one series stuff and be like I'm happy of that

I gave up on Daredevil after a while I don't think I watched the third season because it began and was like referencing the defenders yeah I don't know what any of the shit's about even the second season wasn't that good yeah yeah

uh Luke Cage yeah but there's an example where just consistently really good what about Jessica Jones Jessica James gets shit as well it's got the same death night problem

right yeah sometimes I think about Jessica Jones and those weird twin characters hell yeah and then out of nowhere one of them fucking dies he's killed and like a

yeah spoilers oopsie it's Jessica Jane and it is the worst part of season one too? Yeah, yeah, big time. Any other shows? I can't really think. Oh, there's that controversial season

of a lava island. No, that's bullshit. There's no peaks or troughs, it's just baseline for that shit. Baseline incredible, you mean? Yeah, baseline, like, a fucking sick baseline. Richard the lesbian says, Hello, boy, boys. seeing as you're all huge fans of Ryan Reynolds

are you aware of the next feature film that he's starring in called Free Guy in it he plays the role of an Is this a video game? Is this the MPC that's like He plays the role of an NBC and a GTA-esque MMO who gains control over

his own life and goes on an epic adventure with a female badass slash love interest to do God knows what if you haven't seen how fucking atrocious this film looks already both comedically and visually

he's a trailer I'd love to know what your thoughts in this film are so far so what it is is he's an MPC but then he just turns

into a player control character in a GTA world so he's not an MPC then he's just a guy in a GTA world no I think he's

I don't know if they're going to explore that he's like I guess a piece of code that's like learn or I don't know if they're going to go that deep

with it what does it mean because if you if the point of your movie is that the protagonist isn't the protagonist, then he ends up being the protagonist. I think it's going to be a bit

shit. I've been calling this movie, like, the fucking Reddit movie. Because it's just everything Reddit loves, and like, it's such a, like, Reddit top comment, this would be just a sick idea for a movie. I'm pretty sure it was a machinima. Yeah, that would make sense.

I could imagine it being a pretty entertaining little machinima. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure it was, and it might even be... With Ryan Reynolds' voicing in the machinima? Well, he probably tweeted, wow, this machinima's epic. And then some producers were like, hey, yeah. And then they animated Detective Pikachu fucking singing it, whatever. We need to know you're capable of video game movies first,

so you've got to do this one for us. Yeah, and we saw how much he nailed the performance of Detective Beacon. So we are confident to move forward Our new project, the full guys, whatever that fuck at school. What about that new Kevin Hart movie, though? The one where he's like Brian Cranston or whatever. No. Where he's tired of being the rocks, like,

sidekick. And he wants to be his own action hero. Yeah. And the John Travolta. Isn't it called Diehardt? Isn't that what it's called? Yeah, diehart. Yeah.

And John Travolter's in it. What a fucking guy I think John Travolta might be Like the creepiest human Have you seen that clip of him With the Oscars Which one

When he reads someone's name And just says it's so wrong He opens it And he's like The winner is Aziz Mademadil It's the fucking funniest thing I have seen that

It's so good I have not I love him though He's a great actor. Have you seen him in like Gotti or anything? He looks like an actual freak now. Like what happened to him? Hey Gotti, I need to watch Gotti.

No, he's no, you don't. He's not good. It's fucking terrible. It's just a mafia one, so I was just like, maybe he's good. No, there's trash, dude. No, I've drawn Travolta's in it. It sucks. talented Adele d'ruzine that

like what the fuck is he actually meant to from memory the name is actually so different to what he said this is the name it's like idina menzel why does he say it like that Adele Dazine That's the name of the episode then Adele Dazine

Dere Deree me Dear O dear oh you Yeah that Ryan Reynolds thing that's so fucking Yeah I mean the thing is knowing Ryan Reynolds He's going to carry the movie on his back And it's going to be at least a six out of ten yeah and at least make one and a half billion maybe not two it'll be fucking sick i don't know about you it's going to make

1.82 billion maybe the first movie to crack 10 billion or the gamers flock out for it the first uh i've seen it eight times yeah the first movie everyone celebrates like a covid ending yeah let's go and see rime reynolds just having a laugh uh joseph z khan says

I like this question by the way In a five nights at JAR game What would each member's attack pattern be So is it like a five nights at Freddy's It's just like identical to Five Nights at Freddy's Built with a new characters So first we got to design the map

How many rooms are there? Four Only four So the one you're in And then four more And then three more rooms Yeah like this house Think of it this house

There's more than four rooms in this house that's not a bad idea ah right yeah so how many rooms are there what in accounting like the kitchen and every bathroom

yeah I don't know why is this relevant to the attack just no because we need to know how far we've got to move and no okay how about this no take the map of the first game and just say

say it was an expansion pass with the jar crew what everyone's attack patterns would be Right, so the map is the same. Yeah. So is it us three standing on the stage being Bonnie, Chika, and Freddie, and then Ruben is Foxy in the behind the curtain? Yeah.

Yeah. But we all behave differently from how those ones behave. Okay, what's my attack pattern? First of all, be a smack wibility, just boom, back of the hands. James would be an erratic one, like the unpredictable one. Yeah, the one that you see sprinting down the hallway. nonsense printing just fucking instantly as soon you're spotted

fucked you're fucked okay so I'm scary I've never actually paid you're sort of the Freddy of jar the most boring predictive one the golden Freddy oh the golden Freddy yeah

like you're the glitch you know fuck I'm the glitch yeah I don't really have an answer and I don't want to give one I'm gonna say I don't know man Rubin's kind of striking me as a Cheeker sort of character. I could see that.

Which, if you're both Freddie and Golden Freddy, like randomly. So Ruben is both Cheeker and Foxy. No, Ruben's cheeky, but Cheeky, Ruben is cheeky, but he's cheeker. He's cheeker, but behind the curtain. Okay, I think Jim's solved this one. And I guess that leaves me being Bonnie,

the rabbit. What's their attack pattern? What's their specialty? I'll just apply all those things to you know the thing you know yeah I wasn't expecting that much mileage from that question to be honest

yawn mila says hello jar I've got a very important question to ask but first little backstory long story short I was born in Hawaii but was raised in London only last month I moved to Oahu I actually googled

how to pronounce this properly and I think I still with my dad I'm 21 and was very lucky to run into one of my dad's friend's son on my first day out of quarantine. I got to meet some of his friend group and even got invited to their group chat. They're a little younger than me between 80 and 19. Even still, it's very close to my age group and will probably be the only group I talked to

until I start working. So the big question is, do I tell them about Jha? They seem to be very interested in me growing up in London And one of my favorite things to do is to kick back and listen to JAR. However, I don't know if it's too early and could leave a bad impression on these people I've just met. What would be really cool if any of them watches Jarre? Sorry, this is kind of written strangely. What would be really cool if any of them watches Jarre and sees this?

Hopefully, they all know it's the same yawn mower in the group chat, and if that's the case, you'll have good tastes. Um, no. No. I'd actually say no. no why because when you're getting on with something you don't have to just tell them

every single thing that you like have you ever found that to be like a thing you've done or it's just like I'm just gonna you know I randomly listen to this podcast that I'm into I don't think I've ever told anyone about a podcast yeah well you've told me well yeah but I you're my brother you have told I've been aware

because yeah it's it it's the thing you feel out you don't like just go out and say it but if you're talking about podcasts yeah you just mention yeah yeah i'm just picturing like worst case scenario they're like already in her room she comes in phone out just goes and stands in the middle of my listen to this that just plays like some clip like out of context just me just then talking about five nights at freddie's characters sounding like a pricking they're like um okay i'm actually not going to be your friend anymore yeah so whatever you do, do not share.

It's a bit of warning for you, mate. Do not share, like, subscribe, or any of that. Just avoid it. Descranola says, why do you have a picture of Nick H-D-T-F on your wall? So they mean hunt-down-the- Freeman. Oh, gee, I wonder why. Is this Hunt-Down-The Freeman? That's Hunt-D-D-Riemann itself. Yeah, James.

Do you not fucking know that? I didn't know that was the Hunt-D-D-O-Freyman. Yes, that's Nick. That's Nick. That's Nick. Yeah, he's just everyone in Jars' favorite character from the game. So we figured we'd just put him on the... I loved how he was sort of a fucker.

He was a real... He was clearly like a real... Just freaky guy. He was... Yeah, a real shitter. Just like voice accent changing wildly. Just... Yeah.

It's me, everybody, Nick. What are you doing? Spooky Wagon's one said, Hi. I've recently been playing a lot of indie games on Switch, like Celeste, Florence, and blasphemous HD. I've been blown away by the quality and heart of a lot of these games. It made me consider that a lot of AAA games are at risk of losing a vision, or at least sacrificing a strong sense of identity in order to appeal to a bigger audience.

What do you think about this? Also, do you guys play indie games, and if so, which ones do you like? Thanks. why were you laughing before we get into this what's funny I'm not telling you I like this indie game called Call of Duty fuck you shudder

Alex indie games come on let me hear it I haven't played any I don't know you put me on the spot come on you take it away you're the game around here take it away you say

I don't know if it's even really that much of an indie game at this point because market player played it but um a game called darkwood that is my indie game it still counts as an indie like fnaf is still an indie game i guess yeah yeah i've actually been tempted by darkwood it's genuinely it's it's the kind of game like hollow night where uh you play it and it's like a 2d thing in this case it's top down um where it's like this doesn't need to be 15 pounds or I think I bought it for like

three pounds in a steam cell and it's like this this is a 55 pound game if I've ever seen it's genuinely just so good and it does horror it's probably

the most the scariest horror game I've ever played the most effective horror game dark wood dark wood yeah that's the

most recent one you've been tinkering with yeah it's it's a very similar situation to like the movie industry though where of course the big the the big production companies are only going to be handing over their 300 million dollars to superior movies and action movies and reliable IPs and shit so all the crazy experimentation is in the kind of smaller projects it's very similar yeah yeah it's very true it's why you get shit like avengers on one hand and then darkwood on the other but darkwood has actually made me like rethink the way i i view games what do you like when you want to make someone feel a certain emotion or experience a certain thing instead of like having to strive for this like realistic looking shit and like super high

budget stuff all the time yeah if you like just Just make it that raw experience. Yeah. And think about it basically. No, you can put forward the same feelings and stuff. I've been thinking about that with like movies where these big action spectacle things are just not as impressive as they once were. You know, these huge battle scenes and sweeping shots of these fantasy worlds and shit. Like, it's a dime a dozen now.

There's special like examples of it still. But it's just more commonplace now. Yeah. for sure. I was more into indie games when I was hardcore gaming you know, now I just played trash, I guess. Dian. Yeah, I played trash as well.

Trash like Halo 3! Like Sekido! Trash like... Sakoro's an indie game. Activision Sackero. Dr. Gecko 69 says, rank the American sitcoms. Modern family, community. How I met your mother.

Brooklyn 9-9, Big Bang Theory. friends and a rest of the development. Rested development at the top, without a doubt. The first three seasons. You mean Big Bang. The first three seasons. Then community. Yeah, if you're...

And then... The rest of development is with the star of... Ignore the last two or three seasons. Holy fuck. They're so shit. Yeah, without doubt. But then... Yeah, next year. community, then at the bottom, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, then the rest of the...

Is there a reason they didn't put Always Sunny on here? Did they not? Yeah, or the office. They missed off, like, huge American sitcoms. The Office US edition is shit. The UK edition is better. Fuck you. I quite like them both.

Honestly, the only ones out of that list that they just said that I actually like is the first three seasons of the rest of development, a fair amount of community. and Sam of Brooklyn 99 I've never seen an episode of Friends I'm gonna be honest

I've never watched friends I've never seen an episode of friends I've never found it funny it's such like forced American humor which doesn't work for me I've seen I've seen all Seinfeld there and that's not included in this list either

hmm so yeah I can't I can't engage with this any further Smith Sorry, Snith underscore says Alex specifically Opinions on Tigers

Um They're All right You know I'm not hype on tigers Prefer Ligas myself Uh James

Opinions on Tigers That's what they're asking No that was a question for you No no Then Then it was Then James Opinions on Tigers

Miao Then Jamie opinions on being eaten alive for fun. Thank you, boing, boing. Um, yeah. I suppose it's an activity you can only enjoy once. Yeah, ultimate euphoria. Unless it's more of a sort of fantastical sort of thing.

What? Not real life. Not real life, but simulated. What the fuck you're talking about? No, if you simulate it to the best of your abilities, is what I'm saying. No, you don't want to get bitten, it hurts. In my opinion, yes. Always 100%.

Yes, all the way. Donald 4 says I have a strange dilemma that I need input on. Because of it being mentioned in a recent cast, I started thinking of slash showing people the crazy goblin song. No, no. Including my girlfriend. No, no, no, no. No, veto, veto, veto, veto, veto.

Vito, veto, veto, veto, veto. You've been vetoed motherfucking out. You can beat to it once I've read it, all right? No, Jamie, can we just not listen? Just don't listen, Jane. No, because you don't even understand the context of I brought it up. Oh, my God. No, I need you guys for this.

Fuck. The first listen... The first listen, she sat there and didn't laugh. But in the passing days, I played it more times for her and she started to warm up to it. Now she can't get enough. Whenever I mention it or it comes up in her mind

and she tells me to put it on and we listen to it all the way through. I'm starting to think that she actually unironically likes the song on its own mirror. It's not just as a joke. How do I quell this goblin-induced mania? Who is it? What's the connection between this person and the other?

What? saying that she who's her who's she yeah give us context motherfucker I did it's his you would

go la la la no no he says he's been showing various people including his girlfriend and then he right that's who the she is she's not going to be

your girlfriend much longer no it seems like it's done the opposite yeah it's sort of become the glue that binds them together I'm sure she's just doing it

to make him happy that's the realistic truth. You really think so? That's quite melancholy. I think the opposite. Actually, what I don't know, though, you've mentally like, you've broken her

is what's happened. You've worn her down. Yeah, that's why the song exists in the first place. It's like a mind control device. You've successfully broken someone. Well done. Now she's yours. You won.

The crazy goblins fucking creepy bastard Spooky one says Tell us what happened to the trampoline What did James do to the trampoline That's so embarrassing that you couldn't even hint at what happened Wait what trampoline He got in a cupboard box and jumped on it No, I don't write that video

Oh they must be talking about the jar present The fucking trampoline you want me We don't know it's a secret yeah what did happen to that thing guys guys what what's what's what

what's with the trampoline that it's a secret no you're never you're never know he's ever going to find out okay every time I ask him it's nothing chuffer McDonald says how does the cast

perceive the jarlings what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word jarling uh ling what Jarling A ling isn't a thing though

Isn't it Alex I picture like a A ball of fluff With eyes A jarling No I picture a A zombie pig man

I don't really I just picture a void A void A void I just picture a void A premium Premium James what do you picture

Just people Just people Yeah I I picture, like, the Simpsons cast. A mindless horde of... The Simpsons cast. Mindless hoard of the Simpsons podcast. Yeah.

You know, that's what I picture. Do you remember that shot in the Simpsons movie when it's all the... It's like the whole cast protesting. Yeah. That shot. Yeah, that's John. No, that is actually accurate.

That's what I think is all. Okay. Going to burn down the corporations. And they're not. those that stand above us. We're going to take revenge on those bullies. Yeah. Yeah, it's...

That's Jarlings. It's the Simpsons' cast taking revenge on their bullies with pitchforks and torches. It's like Millhouse just going up to fucking Nelson and like... Not going to take any more now. Stabbing him with a four-inch blade.

No, we're not... Crazy, Jamie. Yeah, but there are. Circquintus is going to wrap us up this episode. What do you guys think of Borderlands three. Did you finish the game? I played it recently, enjoyed the gameplay, but thought the story was pretty bad, but the humor and writing, really feeling more dated than Bullen's too. Yeah, I mean, everything story-wise is bad. We didn't even finish it. No, we didn't. I mean,

yeah, early quarantine, we played it for a few hours. No, that's the thing. Like, when it comes to co-op stuff and stuff, I only want to experience co-op. Now that school is over and, like, all your friends are just on the same schedule every day. Like, that's not the case anymore, so that kind of shit is just out of the window. Yeah. Yeah. It's just possible to do. But also...

I literally played it with the, like, audio muted. Yeah, and I don't blame you. I only had it on, so... The voices. Yeah, but I had it on so that I could be like, oh, that's fucking shit. No, but the guns sound great. The gun... Yeah, all the gun stuff is, like, genuinely...

No, I had... I still had, like, music and... Yeah, yeah. ... sound effects, but not the voice acting. Yeah. um i have subtitles though so i was reading it just going like oh jesus like the writing is bad but the voice acting is even worse or do you think it's because they're like trying to be funny with the material as well yeah yeah it's like they're like no both both aspects of those things put together

just become fuck just pure i'm gonna tell you right now i fucking hate clapchap so much i fucking Oh, he's fucking shit. But do you know what he is? Yeah, I do know why they attached, like, they latched onto that as their mascot. That's because it was the only thing of character in the first one, because that game was so fucking bowen.

His whole, his gimmick is that he's annoying. That's his whole, like, thing. And everyone within the universe finds him annoying. No, but you can do that and make it likable. That's like, SpongeBob. Or C-3Pio. That's C-3Pio's gimmick and empire. Yeah, yeah.

He's just a robot who everyone hates. He's like a flamboyant, silly. He's a dibby. Do you know what he's? is. Every time I see him, it just reminds me of Argi. Is C3Pio a dibby? Fuck. C3Pio is. Is R2D to a dibby?

R2 is, yeah. I'm not sure about C3Pio. He might be too creepy. He speaks too much. Or he's too human-like. Dibbys can't talk. Because humans aren't dippies. It's because he's too human-like. No, but we're getting confused in the dibby rules. There is no dibby rules. We are the

dibby rules. Yeah, we just take it. It's a dictatorship. We choose what goes. Yeah. I'm looking at a few debbies right now. yeah one here oh yeah whatever yeah fucking whatever

borderlands 3 shit whatever I was one thing that was pissing me off in boardlands 3 with the gameplay was just like navigating around the world I found quite obnoxious yeah the vehicles are trash yeah it just seemed like um funny like a really old game I probably go I'd rather

Yeah. Yeah, I sort of was getting that feeling as well. Really? The actual gunplay feels so much better. It feels so much better, but the world and everything just feels so much worse. Borderlands 2 felt... They just took too long. Why they take so long to make the fucking Borderlands seem?

I don't know. And it wasn't impressive enough. It should have been way more impressive for that amount of time. How can a Broadline's game impress you? Like visually... Oh. But not just that. like systems and ideas.

Like, if you look at the difference between GTA 5 and Red Dead. Like, that's a big amount of time. Right, yeah. Like, you know? Yeah, it does look better, but like... Evol. It's still quite ugly. Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly. Well, with that said, that's the end of episode 216. Thanks for watching everybody. And for supporting us, for rating us five stars and all this. this and all that any final words jim um yeah the the world keeps trying to get you to think things that you're honestly you just don't believe but because you're surrounded all the time by just so many other thoughts these thought waves just block out your own man and if there's if if if the

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Have you not? I've not seen Ben Shapiro No, because it's like a whole meme because, you know, their thing is about like, they hate, like, rap and shit and it's all about, like... Oh, do they? We go to the opera.

Because his sister's like an opera singer. Oh, of course. So she has these fucking super cringy videos of her, like, singing, um... The opera is not cringy though, like... No, no, no, just these videos, though, dude. If you saw these fucking videos. And the meme is that Ben Shapiro's sister

has, like, huge. tits. Oh, but juicy milkers. I need to look at these juicy milkers. What's her name? Abigail. Abigail Shapiro.

It's a good meme. So his sister is real? Yeah. Because all I need... No, she's got this fucking embarrassing YouTube channel where she's like... Oh, no.

You know what? I'm going to say it because everyone else too scared to say it. I'm right wing. All right. Women... Does she talk like Ben Shapiro? It's pretty similar, yeah. And she's got... even has a kind of similar phase.

Oh my God, she has fucking huge milkers. Yeah, they're fucking... Whoa. Big juicy pounders right there. Fuck. What the fuck happened with Ben Shapiro? What went wrong with him? I don't know.

He's kind of a looker. He can imagine if his sister opened and the only fans. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It would be very capitalistic of her. Yeah. Yeah, true. All the lefties would be like, oh, fuck, those milkers boys.

Turn them all right wing You've got to leave this in now I'll see what I can do