JAR Media Posdact - Admitting To Our Addictions... - JARCAST Episode 155

Episode Date: February 25, 2019

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Ladies and Mingers out there. This is The JARCast, episode 155, I think. Gosh, that's a lot of episodes. We've been going, we're veterans. It's another James and I episode. Yes, the arguably the best year. I think people quite liked last episode.

quite liked it I find that when it's us two you know when you've got all four four of us it's like ultimate chaos it's just a mess

it's just some of the best moments you know our best episodes it's all four it's the glorious four horsemen yeah and then with three

it's like it's a good mix between chaos and actual conversation yeah when you get in a good conversation Jim hammers those facts and he's you know

he's the Ben Shibir of the group yeah and when it's us two it's like it's the perfect mix because We both chill, so we're arguably two of the most hyperactive genre. So it's like, we've got that. We, we have trigger people, don't we, in jar? Yeah.

We've got, I think we've talked about it before. Jim's, Jim's. Jim triggers you. Who triggers me, though? Jim. Yeah, yeah. So without Jim, it's like way more calm. Yeah, but then we kind of, we can both be, like, crazy without Jim.

Like, it just needs a little bit else. So, before we go in, I'd like to thank you. Thank the patrons over on Patreon for supporting the show. The best members, the best. Making it possible on iTunes and all that. Yeah, awesome stuff. We love the family. Remember that channel where we called...

I remember that because I hated it. I hated the Welcome Back family. Yeah, on R&L games or something, one of our older channels. When we actually tried to be game YouTubers. Yeah, but we were just... Our sort of catchphrase was, Hello, family. Because I was like, I put my business cap on and was like,

what's going to make people like really get attached? It's called them family. That worked well, didn't it? 100 subscribers or whatever. Actually, no, that R&L got like 500 subscribers or so. And I was really proud of that. And we had our friend who did do the Batman Arkham City. And every time it was Welcome Back family and it was just like,

you didn't like it. I quite like it. 15-year-old James just hated it. I quite liked it. Oh, you loved it. Anyway, we got a couple of topics for this first half of the show. James has one and I have one, and I think we decided... Well, you want to do mine first?

You can do either first. You know, it doesn't really matter. Mine, we sort of teased a little bit last episode. Yeah, it's something we both know about. That I'd forgotten about, which we'll get to. I forgot about it. But do you want to do your one first? Well...

I saw a... Comment on the Jammedia Reddit. Hmm, great place. And it got me thinking. And it got me thinking about serious subjects. And this week, something popped into my head about a subject that, you know, in society, it's not really talked about. The biggest person I could think of if we've ever, like, spoken about it's Terry Cruz. And it's like, we're the age where this is becoming a bigger problem, and I don't think people kind of realize.

Mm-hmm. And this is pornography addiction. Damn, porno. Yeah, we're talking about porn. Wow. This suddenly got very adult. Oh, yes. We're adults, Alex.

We talk about serious. So what we're talking about what our favorite porn is, what our favorite porn sites are. No positions, you know, porn styles, you know. Yeah, it's a weird one. Because, you're right. It's just sort of accepted. But it's like, it's an issue

that can actually really affect you but people don't talk about it people don't really know about it and you cut it's like the support isn't there I suppose we haven't quite had a full generation I guess we're on the cusp of the porn generation we grew up when we began to access it quite easily we were the kind of the start

everyone below us you know as soon as they're 14 they can get on porn like I remember being like 15 and then kind of knowing how to might access it and now it's like with the how with Google is now of you know how they list website listings and that yeah you don't have to search

you can just search like boob or pussy and you're going to get porn instantly so anyone below us in age they can get that so easily yeah I'm wondering if it's going to start even younger now because I didn't have like a smartphone

until I was later in my teens so... I didn't really start like going on the internet so I had an iPod touch and you think an iPod touch is such a modern thing

and I had that when I was like 15, 16 so it's like kids get in like smartphones now at the age of 12 you know they're gonna be accessing that and it's those ages where your mind's developing where if you start consuming it that young

you're gonna fuck you're gonna mess your brain up quite simply human beings like brains and the way they're wired clearly aren't designed to, you know... Because it's like, I want to say that I want to... I believe that society should be a lot more open with sexual things.

Like, there shouldn't be any... People shouldn't be worried about having to talk about their sexual worries because you can talk to that of the people you trust because that's, you know, that's for your health, that's important. But it's like with porn, it's like... People find it too embarrassing, though. Yeah. And that's the thing.

It's like... I guess I've had experiences with pornography addiction. Because obviously, I was in that generation when we started consuming it young. So, you know, when you're young, you're, you're, you know, so sexually active. It's like, you're just going to fat to porn, like, five times a day. And that's dangerous. And I don't think people realize that that actually, like, messes you up. You, you, you create the link, don't you, with, like, I don't know, pleasure?

Yeah. being directly related to that instead of it being something on its own i've tried to look into quite a bit and it's like the way the mind is it's like our human instinct instinct with the like the pathways in our mind it's like we have pathways to get satisfaction and like pleasure and so obviously in the olden days like cavemen you know up until like now it's like that pathway for that specific thing is like actually like going out and you know doing those things you know with someone you intimate with yeah and that's how it's always been until now where it's like

because there's such an easy way to get that satisfaction it makes that pathway stronger to the point where literally without thinking you're just like porn porn porn and that actually is it's like so difficult to change that pathway because it's so

strong when you like have it you start doing it at such a young age but one of the other issues is how kind of extreme a lot of it is in terms of like what responses are you going to

if your brain is used to seeing the most like extreme explicit kind of pornography when you're put in a situation where you're you know that's not happening yeah I don't know you're trying to get aroused or you know just natural attraction to like an actual person

who isn't in a pornor especially if you started really young it can kind of yeah it's like it's like it's a downward spiral of the fact that you know one of the The telltale signs of actually being addicted is literally getting bored of a porn tattooing going deep, more hardcore, you know, going to the more extreme pornography because like that old pornography used to use just doesn't do anything to you anymore because it's like the pathway in your brain is just like that doesn't lead to satisfaction. So it's like creating an even stronger one for more hardcore pornography.

And then that will literally affect you because when you're intimate of someone, you're probably going to get erectile dysfunction because you can't because your mind is. so like pathade to that specific hardcore pornography that you just you're going to fuck up your

like own sex life completely the whole jerking off to porn by yourself is like an entirely different monster so if you're like

trying to apply things from the fantasy world of pornography to like reality it can sort of it doesn't go on it I don't think people younger people

now realise that them watching it will actually affect their but at the same time Everyone's just like, yeah, everyone looks at porn constantly. I don't know. And that's really bad.

Like, it's taken me to fully look at it, to realize that it is really bad. To look at, like, you know, how I've dealt with it and, like, what I've watched. It's just like, you know, that's not good at all. And it's really not healthy for me. Because it's like even when you go, you like, you break off of it for like a week, you can tell that you actually, there's a lot more, like, energy, there's a lot more motivation to do things, because it just sucks everything out of you, and you don't realize. And that's what I don't think younger people aren't going to realize, because they'll think it's normal to be, like, so kind of in that mindset.

Hyper familiar with everything's sexual. That's not the case, and it's like, it's going to, like, there's a massive increase in rectal dysfunctioning younger people are because of pornography. Yeah. And people aren't going to want to talk about that, because it's a bit, like, humiliating in a way. Like, you know, you can't do that. but younger viewers younger people could have that and but like what's even the solution

you can't ban it no because I mean it's too like that's too controlling I mean you can't first off you couldn't everyone's going to be able to share and find it easily anyway you can't control that kind of thing

I'll make it illegal because it'll be ridiculous it's like you know the old internet days of like forums you can find forms and back then just filled with pornography. If you lose, like, pornob, you can just find forms full of it. It's like that it's so deeply rooted

into the internet that it's like... When it's like... If you say, I don't know if your parents were like it, but you can sort of have those like child settings for your internet so you can't go on anything remotely sort of edgy. But there's so many ways to get past that as well.

That's the thing. Like, any 13-year-old boy, they're going to figure out how to do it. Unless we will. when you're young you don't exactly need born to bust a nut you don't need it all you need is any final fantasy game pretty much yeah and then that that starts the slope of actual like really hardcore pornography that's fucking for you it was what crackdown one wasn't it there was like a sign in crackdown one that had like a woman

and it's just like oh shit my porn porn is like it's like if you can't stop it how can people like understand it and you you have to talk about it yeah there's nothing weak or humiliating about like talking that you might have an addiction to it what yeah what can one do to stop it you you literally have to cold turkey you've just got to start seeing babies on the ceiling little train spotting reference for you out there you have to stop because it's like you can't ease yourself off of it because you're not fixing anything if you just like are I'm just, I'll look at, you know, hentine.

It's easier said than done. It's like, say I'm addicted to heroin, which I'm not. Yeah. No, I'm not just going to stop. I completely think that because I know where that's coming from. It's like, you have to really force yourself to be like, oh, I'm horny. It's just like, no. Just, you know, I find with porn addiction, it's like, if you get bored, it's just like instantly.

I can get satisfaction from porn. And it's those moments where you've got to be able to control yourself to be like, no. No. No. You need to proactively like... It's like... Positive association with, like, a dog when you reward it, when it's being

good with a biscuit. It's like you're being rewarded with a nice little nut. Yeah. So it's like you have to literally stop. Cold turkey, get rid of all of it and you have to really fully avoid any single thing that could trigger like arousal. Like if you see

a fucking lewd cosplay on Twitter like scroll past that shit, don't look at it because you'll fall back into just consuming pornography. And it's a serious issue And I think there's probably a lot of people Who do suffer from it And they just don't know

And I think it's It's such a, yeah It's like such a strange Because it's like so ingrained into society Of just like porn Yeah Everything porn It's just like no

And especially the way like You used to be Oh if you got a pornome mag somewhere Yeah It just seems so innocent now I guess No it's just like Oh, boom porn up I mean

even things we've seen and like what funny videos we've seen of like people just doing bizarre things to themselves like torturous things to themselves and it's like I don't know if the brain's supposed

to be looking at that stuff all the time it's not it's literally we I don't understand like pure Christian like past or something but it's really fucking bad for you

really bad and I don't want people I think it's like it's like anything where it becomes a problem if you have like a dependency on it you know because you can

enjoy a little bit of heroin a little bit no you know what I mean like it just I'm not saying there's a difference between having a glass of wine on the weekend and smashing five bottles on Monday morning yeah you know I'm so I'm not going to say like you know don't ever consume porn because that's

I mean it's already too late if you're listening to this you've looked at porn. Yeah, probably. I'm pretty sure majority of the viewers have. I would say it's really uncommon now for people to not have I ever consumed it. Like you have to be really like taken away from the internet for that to happen. Yeah. And really that's not it. It's a bit of a meme that men always like feel guilty after jerking off anyway. You know where it's like, look at grotesque, horrible porn. Nuh. Feel awful.

That's sort of the cycle. No, movies make fun of all the time. It's like a... In Ted 2, Mark Wahlberg gets, like, addicted to porn or something. You would, like... If you're seriously, like, not into, like, quite bad porn, it's like you would feel bad

because it's like, I just did that, you know? Mm-hmm. It's like you realize that that's really not good, but you're still watching it and nothing to it, and it's like... You have to cut that cycle. So it's the only advice you have is to just not look. It's difficult to say, give advice, because there is no other way, because it's like your mind has been altered by porn. What if you weaned yourself off it by maybe if you, let's say you really loved, I won't say any really explicit thing for those out there, but you love like something really explicit and then you're like, okay, let's calm it down a bit, go a bit into something more, you know, like just judge.

looking off to cosplayers or something. Because at least they're clothed, it's not the same association. No, it's not, but you've got realised with the way the brain treats it. It's like that pathway to satisfaction is still being, like, fulfilled, I guess in a way, by still jerking it to cosperors, because now instead of just... Instead of like... Okay, what about video game characters that are dressed? It's the same.

It's the same because you're replacing the pornography video game characters. That pathway is... With overwatch characters. That pathway is still being. being fulfilled, so that is not changing. You have to literally go cold turkey, so that natural pathway in your mind

to pleasure is being replaced of something else. You know, being replaced of actual, like, sexual stuff. This is where it's confusing to me, though, like, say you have, like, a significant other, and they send you a naked picture of them. Yeah. Can you jerk off

to that? Or is that reinforcing bad things? No. What's the difference, though? It's still just like a naked No, but that's different because, you know, to get that, you know, picture or ever from your other half, you have to. Or video, whatever they want to send you. To do that, you have to be in the relationship, which is forming that pathway with actual being active and being in a relationship. So when you get those naughty picks, those good... What about, like, streamers and Snapchat stuff?

No, because if you're not... no, because if you're not intimate with them, it's not reforming that pathway. It's just like, you're basically replacing the pornography of X, which is still not changing your mind. It's not altering anything. It's just changing the end result or what you used

to get there. Like, getting naughty picks from your path, it's changing the pathway because, you know, you're put an effort into it like people would 100 years ago. They're putting something in to get that, you know, end result. So that's how you change it. I've had that

question of my mind of like surely that doesn't change anything but it does because of the way you're trying to achieve it because it's not just a click it's you know a conversation you know but what if it's what if you have loads saved from like the past so you're not doing anything to even earn new ones look it's a little reward because no because then it's the same because the pathway it's from intimacy that you have those images and you're thinking about that person and that still strengthens the intimacy if you have with that person and the relationship

so that it's the natural way forward instead of just click porn, click, click, click, click. Then click on the D. Because that's how it works, you know. I'm going to straight up to say, if you've watched like a certain porn category and I got bored of it,

you're probably addicted. That's it. Like when you watch a video and it's just like, I'm bored, another one. That's an addiction. That's it. That's the problem. And it's about identifying that and

being able to, you know. I wonder if most, especially dudes, I can't speak for ladies, I don't fucking know, have some kind of like addiction to it. Whether it would be minor or major.

I'm 100% that there's a lot of, a lot of people in society have an addiction to it. Because it's such a easy thing now that I just, I don't understand how people don't. Yeah, it's because it's one of those things where it's like there's no real solution. No, there's no. The only real solution is being aware of it and being able to know when it's, you've got a problem with it, to be able to stop it.

I know, I know that, that journey, I know how identifying it and knowing when to stop. Like, I'm not saying to not fap, I'm not saying to, like, stop doing that at all. It's just like getting yourself away from, porn for like two, three weeks and then you can slowly ease yourself into more healthy things to then, you know, live a better life because all the evidence for it is out there.

It's not like, this is just me talking. It's, you know, it's an actual thing and people need to, you know, be more informed about it to better... Yeah, I'd be curious to see what jailings think. Some people might think that, oh, no, they're not, but it's just like, it's a good thing to be informed about because it can help.

because at the end of day no kid wants to you know get into a relationship and try to have sex and all that but then not be able to because they're so addicted to porn because that will ruin a relationship and that will ruin their

confidence like a young kid who's just trying to have sex and can't from a rector of distinction because he's been choking his chicken a bit too hard that that is going to destroy their confidence so bad and they're going to feel so

like they can't have a relationship and it's because of pornography And that's, that's when, you know, it's actually affecting people and I wouldn't want that for people to have to miss out on those sort of things because they're choking their chicken to, you know, come. Yeah, hentai. Is hentai okay? No. No. You're not leaving me with many options. There's nothing. You've got to go to the old days. You've got to use your imagination.

I can't. I've got easy born. Yeah, it's that though. It's like, when you think about like, you know, Doing a nut. Yeah, I think about it often. It's like, you instantly think porn. It's so easy. You don't think to actually use something else. What else can I use?

A flashlight. You just use your imagination. That's healthy. It's your imagination. Okay. Fair enough. You've all been there, you know, five times a day. When you're like an early teenager, it can be nasty.

And then that's all porn. and that's really fucking bad I've said it a lot but please it's quite bad James is passionate about porn man I just know you know haven't gone off of it

you know for last like two weeks it's just like you realise you tried like a few months ago didn't you I tried how long did you last I lasted a good like two and a half weeks and then it was like I can't do it anymore

I was just stressed it's just like I'm stressed I'm just got to do it to some can you not just busting that like in the shower or something not looking at anything no because that's you can't do that and you're porn addicted

because you're just your mind's just like porn that's the thing that's what I'm trying to make aware to people it's like when you're addicted to it's hard to not to do it without it because that's your only way to get that satisfaction okay so you literally have to cold turkey and then eat put a better thing

in your mind to use it as a release to then keep going well it's a serious subject I thought it would be you know something that should be talked about

because with a jar cast and you know we should use our platform to talk about porn yeah to talk about subjects that aren't talked about

and to raise awareness we might as well talk about it well Jim ain't here yeah fucking porn addict he would just he'll back like

a jar meme is literally Lisa Ann a fucking one of probably the most famous porn star ever and it's because she's so popular with like teenage boys yeah milf yeah there's that weird creepy sort of connection with like 13 14 year old boys love milfs milfs they love milfs and they love

like older women as an old 14 to 15 year old i would say i fucking love milfs it was just like yeah i remember it too because it i think there's something to do with like teachers and like other people's moms and stuff like that yeah it's just like that you have a bit of a crush on It's still, like, the most popular category, like, ever. Yeah, because, yeah, there are so many 13-year-olds jerking it to. It's good to talk about, so I hope, you know... Okay, I've got one more before we move on. What?

Is this okay to jerk off to? Printing off, like, a picture of, um, quite a voluptuous page from a, from a manga? Is that okay? No, because it's hentai. Printing off the page. I did that in, like, year eight or something. Because, you know, that, that Battle Reel thing,

the original, that Japanese movie. Yeah. Or manga. Yeah. All the women are drawn, like, yeah. Like hentai. No, but I think one of the bigger things is, like, if you watch anime,

it's like, you're exposed to, like, fucking, like, that level of shit constantly. So obviously it's going to fuck me. Very sexual. Yeah. Eki, like, anime. It's just like, like, It becomes comical when in reality, like, it's not comical.

It's, you know, it's a good part of a relationship. So, I hope this helps. So, you know, it's good to talk about sometimes. Well, we've only got about five minutes left of this first segment. We talked about porn for 25 minutes. Damn, James. God. Honestly, do you think anyone has jerked off to the Jarkost?

I mean, chances are. You know, if you were really down the spiral, Why wouldn't you jerk to Jim? Come on. Well, I wouldn't because he's my brother. I'd be quite good. Well, there was a... Jargas did end up on a fart form fetish thing, so...

Really? I'm pretty sure that's... Wait, when? No, it's the burp. The burp one. Yeah. Yeah. So clearly, someone must have busted a nut to...

Go to death. I forgot about that burp fetish thing. Uh. Oh my god You're gonna get fat to you by some some Burt fetishist Fetichist What a great subject

People are gonna think we're white weirdos That's alright everyone Jerks off And if you don't you're a liar No some people have no fat There are no fat people Whatever They don't fat because they just do

Do it instead. They just don't fap. But like once upon a time in their life they would have. Yeah, but obviously it's a point of, you know, changing to not fap. But you can't do both. I believe, you know,

you know, masturbation is normal and we shouldn't... Yeah, look at like monkeys. They love jerking off, don't they? They jerk off each other. I just saw a meme, it was these cute pictures of this, like, monkey and a cat. Like some Japanese Twitter thing?

And then someone saw the same monkey. you fucking the cat and it's just like great animals apes man they fuck constantly I remember reading somewhere that it's actually dangerous for some um like women to go to hang out with like gorillas and orangutangs and stuff because they were just they were just fucking nut all over you they would just go for you they can just sense it's fucking crazy Apes are like cats In their like fucking apes are like humans with no filter They're just out on it

24-7 Yeah they smell those hormones And they're like fuck it I'm going in Going in Yeah It's a bit disgusting Because it's so like It's like they could fuck you up as well

They will fuck you up and they will Fuck you as well They will fuck you up Guerrillas do have really tiny dicks They've got like one inch dicks No for real I remember seeing this like picture it was like animal dicks and how big they are like you imagine your gorilla and

then you see a duck and it's it's cogs bigger than you want that oh fucks do have like massive dicks don't they they're huge it's like they're like 20 times the size of their body and it's just like a gorilla it's one inch gerillas have like yeah the biggest muscles in the kingdom but the smallest willie like argue's got a tiny dick it's It's so small. He had big, big balls, but God his dick is small. Jesus. He's had one boner in his whole life.

One boner. And it was when, you know, like, men get morning wood, they call it. It was like Argy's morning wood when I was saying hello to him in the morning. You got a little boner. It was pretty gay. Talks are really weird as well, though, when it comes to the London. Well, Max, the golden retriever, he liked a good old hump. He fucking, he humped argue all the time, but because arguing is so small, it was just like nothing.

Aggie grew to quite like it, though, eventually. Being a little fuck piggy for Max. That's what the pornography addiction conversation is. Ague being a fuck pig. Yeah, it helped argue discover that he's buying. No, seriously He's by It's like you know the thing where it's like

Like when you You know jerked to porn for so long You literally just end up jerking a gay porn Have you done that? No but that's like a thing And that's pornography addiction Wow Jesus Christ

So if you're fapping to You know If you're straight male or female And you're jacking off to like Lesbian or gay porn You've probably got an addiction Well maybe that's your thing You know

Well holy monkeys. We'll be back after these fappy messages. It's the jar fappening. Right, we're back and I'm going to give you go to something to wank over. This is the funny.

So this is my topic. This one might go a bit longer because I didn't realize that wanking topic was going to go on so long. We went hard on the on the old chicken. We went hard. We got hard and wanked for 30 minutes. cast this is going to be sexual neendos for the rest of the figure.

Wonder if it's going to get demonetized. Well, it's educational. That was 100% educational. This should be sewn in Cambridge University. We've talked about worse stuff and it's been fine. Apparently the algorithm's like, as long as you don't swear loads at the beginning of a video, then it will be mostly okay, as long as you don't take the piss. We don't swear.

We are very polite. Anyway, I think we mentioned last episode when we were talking about my trolling history online just my whole presence on the internet around from 2009 to 2014 around about then pre-egedy

that was the edgy Alex sort of edgy I didn't do like horrible things no it's the funny Alex that's what it was I peaked in terms of my funniness so yeah we mentioned that I used to be into reviewing

products on Amazon You loved a good review because you found them so funny I loved reviewing things on Amazon I started off doing it semi seriously James is scoffing down some fucking mini marshmallows right now so my first ever review was on

no I'm okay no they've got gelatin in oh shit was on 19th of September 2012 for the what seven years ago yep holy fuck I was I was like 14 yeah I was holy fuck yes you were that age once mental it was my first drawing tablet one of those whack-on bamboo tablets I remember you having that the little one only the small one that was like 30 quid I don't know

yeah and I just reviewed it properly and it just went like that for a bit and then I started reviewing games and some of my opinions on games were very questionable it was when I was like just discovered Assassin's Creed and was um

when did you discover Assassin's Creed was it 2? 2012 um was it 3 it was 2 because then I was like 2009 but I was very late to it I think I played them all in like

2011, 2012. But I reviewed like Assassin's Crew Brotherhood saying like five stars, great installment to the franchise. Oh God, God. Oh, that actually sound like an IGN review.

I even structured my reviews sort of like an IGN review. Yeah, I gave, I'll just go through my star reviews of a couple of these games as well as we go through. Brotherhood. Assassin's Creed brotherhood, I gave five star. Assassin's Creed Revelations.

What do you think I gave? it. If you gave it any less than a five star, I swear to God. I gave it five star. Good. To be, to be fair though, brotherhood is probably the worst AC game. It's not like good. Three is worse. Revelations and two of the just incredible. My, my headline for that Assassin's Creed Revelations review was truly touching end to Etsy's story. Alex, touch these marshmallows, please. They're like really, oh, they're very squishy. Yeah, they're like They're like my dream

Imagine falling asleep in a bag full of them This is angering me right now I've just found my review for Dead Space One You hated it at first, didn't you? I didn't hate it, I gave it four star Yeah And said Very Awesome Space Horror

I hate the use of very in there I don't know Very awesome As if awesome Space Horror wouldn't be enough No, it's very awesome Oh no and then for Dead Space 2 I gave it 5 star

And Their headline was Very Awesome game I did the very awesome again So you were a bit cringy I was just you know 2012 gamer bro Halo Combat Evolved Anniversary

This one pisses me off so much I gave it four stars out of five But with the The title being me I gave it four stars but gave it a me you

god Halo 3 I gave a 5 star Of course Greatest Halo game yet Yet As if there's one that was ever Get better Then I reviewed Halo Reach and said

Five Star the perfect song For Bungie Oh no Halo 4 Oh Halo 4 5 star Halo is back and better than ever I remember I loved Halo 4 when it came out

Oh my god I was doing that IGN thing where every Nothing is lower than like a 4 star So nothing's lower than an 8 That's what it was like that then Assassin's Creed 3 4 star What was the title?

Be careful if you're looking for a satire satisfying end. Because that has such a bad ending. What was it? Assassin screwed feet was the one way he just died, wasn't it? I think like the whole world is destroyed or something. I can't remember. I remember because it was the same time as Borderlands 2.

Yeah. And you told me the ending. Well, we were literally at the ending of Borderlands 2. So I was a real R-gamer at this point. Oh, God, you still are. No, I didn't even know Reddit exist about that. You've upset argue, no. I've upset argue.

But I say that because my next review was Modern Warfare 3, Call of Duty. You said you didn't give anything below 4, so let's... I gave this one a one star. I gave it a one star and said, so this is what gaming has come to.

Man, 2012 me just really going in on them. Let's be fair. One of Fair 3? Not that bad. The gods since. I shouldn't have been reviewing these because I've never played them. Modern warfare is pretty good.

This one's even worse. Caller Duty Black Ops 2. Actually, probably one of the best cards in recent years. I gave it one star. And my title was Modern Warfare 3 Ops. With the... I did like a pros and cons list and the pros was none. It was very mature about it.

Ha! Next up is the movie TED. I reviewed TED. Oh god. On Blu-ray. You know me and you know I hate Ted. Well, you'll be pleased I gave it a one-star. Good.

It deserves nothing more. With the title being seriously avoid. 100% that's sad. My one sentence review was, I had heard about how great this comedy is, but this is a terrible film. Comedy was in quotation marks. Oh, you're like this. The next game is Mirror's Edge on Xbox 360. Not a bad game.

review was five star best game ever made yeah but my review was I hate this game I hate it so much that I've never played it so why does I give it five stars because I like the theme song still alive yeah good song I listen to it actually the soundtrack is not bad quite good actually the theme's pretty epic no he's got that soloist field song still alive it's good game that was a an ongoing joke for us game dices ever have ever made so yes it now is when things kind of started devolving into just uh um i reviewed the video game brink which nobody remembers i bought the Xbox 360 game brink one star the title truly brilliant game character development interesting characters

great story amazing soundtrack intuitive multiplayer and controls these are all things that don't apply to Brink. This game is so predictable, lacklustre and terrible in every single way imaginable. Fair? Yeah. Batman Arkham Asylum, I reviewed. Gave five stars. And this is like a joke review. Five star for one reason alone. You know what? I've never actually played this game before. Don't really plan to either. But Killer Croc is in the game. Instant five stars. You loved Killer Quok.

I was like obsessed with Killer Croc because I thought he was so like dumb. So I was so excited when I watched Suicide Squad a few years ago and Killer Croc was as lame as, you know, he used to think he was. I quite like him in the Arkham Games though. He's quite threatening. The Arkham Games are just really, really good. I reviewed the Avengers, which in the UK is called Avengers Assemble. Gave it five star. I remember when we watched that. Yeah, we went to the cinema.

We're good. That's one I actually liked Marvel. The title was, There is one reason that this film is five stars. This film is amazing, but not for the reasons that you might believe. So what is it then? The Hulk is green. Killer Croc is green.

Instant five stars. What do you think of that one? Valuable? No. Helpful to anyone? Not a good movie, though. The Dark Night Rises, was up next. It was close to being a one star, but one thing saved it.

This is a five-star review. Is this something to do Killercock? Now, I was not crazy about this movie. In fact, I've never seen it. However, because Killer Croc is a Batman character, instant five stars. You can imagine me if I could type in this bullshit, like thinking it's the funniest shit ever written. Yeah. Like crying of laughter.

Yeah. Like some actual person that's going to, like, let's see what people think of this. And they look at the reviews and they're like, what's this fucking Joker doing? I remember because there'd be times when I'd be playing X-Rawks with Jim, and then you'd just like one in and be like, Jim, like scream laughing. You're like, Jim, look, what? Oh, Arkham City was next and you can guess what's coming. Kill o'clock.

Another one. So close to giving this game a one star. I've not actually played this game, and I was going to give it one time. However, I found out that there is an Easter egg with Killer Croc. Instant five stars. Right, that's the game part over. Is this when it comes in? Now's when shit gets real.

Microsoft, Xbox 360, HTML, AV cable and audio adapter review. One star. Too confusing to use. I consider myself a genius when it comes to me. genius when it comes to technology. However, this H.T.MI cable is too confusing to use and set up. I've been told that I have to sync this H.D. my cable with my TV. Oh no. And there are absolutely no instructions. I can't play a Mirror's Edge Brink Killer Croc edition.

Okay, now, combining them all, because I can't figure out how to get the cable to work. I went to Argos and asked them about iPads. They had no idea. Instant one star. That one really tickled me, I remember. There's an interesting one here because I have a review for something where the product is gone. So it doesn't tell me what the product is. Okay, so you've got a guess from what you reviewed at us.

So it's a five-star review, and the title was much better than expected. Oh, here we are. I've been searching for Replica Hulk cans for many years. years now so I can pretend to be killer crock and scare my dog these awful gloves are so funny that they are really terrible instant five stars I remember thinking saying instant five stars instead of just five stars was really funny oh okay DC comics DC direct Batman Arkham City series two the riddler action figure got a review from me

oh no this was going really random oh no five star too good is that too too good or T-O-O-O good this poster is far too good to be so cheap I can't believe how funny and original this movie is instant five stars

that's it that's the whole fucking whole review now that's what I call music 83 I did a little review for... One Star, did the same joke again. The title was, too awful to be awful. Too awful to be awful.

Every song on this album is awful. But that is what makes it so good. Oh fuck's sake. I find it really funny that Killer Croc could kill everyone on this really good album. Instant One Star. star oh I went back and reviewed black ops one not seriously though not our gaming edgy gamer that way I gave it a one star and said too rare this may be the best game ever made but it is so rare that I can't find it in my house anyway

instant one star holy shit that actually has level research because your house someone in your house did own that game yeah it was never there because he had the but I took the disc. So you wouldn't be able to find it because it was in my house. That's a deep one, that one. So I reviewed the official Xbox 360 wireless controller. 5 star. Great game.

I'm loving this game. It works really well with my PS3. But it didn't come with a Wii motion bar such as promised. Now I can't play Metroid Uncharted War 3. Because I need the bar. very happy with this produce instant five stars fucking out

I thought I was so clever Metroid Uncharted War 3 you must have done that when we're doing the unboxing videos because that's kind of how we made the inboxing videos oh this is when I bought the Blue Yeti microphone

that I started making Ichevids with so I reviewed the Blue Yeti microphone yeah five star I can't believe how awful this movie is when I saw this banner ad I decided to instantly buy it I needed to record the rain sound effect

for my private movie so when it arrived parentheses which was think which was quick thanks Amazonia I waited for it to rain so when it did rain I quickly put the mic outside and recorded the rain

it worked great and I got about three minutes worth of audio before it randomly stopped it won't work anymore but it was definitely worth 90 quid for that rain sound effect now my home movie is really professional thank you

Ben Affleck instant five stars that's quite funny oh yeah this is all like bits and bobs for my recording stuff so next up was a like a pop filter for the Blue Yeti Five-star, very nice popcorn blocker.

I remember this one. Really? If you've been looking for something to stop that popcorn from flinging around the room, look no further. This is the perfect DVD. It has such flinger strength that it flings the popcorn buds right back into the pan so hard that it breaks the pan. It is the funniest...

It's the funniest and most amazing shower gel I've ever used. very warm instant five stars you haven't got on for me instant five stars I'm pretty sure I made that like my thing oh my god can't believe I was fucking random some of these are like an actual

minion fucking out I reviewed 8 gigabytes of Corsair RAM for my laptop not bad but also not awful. Oh man, this shit's too fucking funny, man.

I really fuck, I'm a comedian. God damn, I should have been on stage doing this shit. So I needed to find a really good, really... I needed to find a really good, really funny way of making my computer faster. It's not even funny. Really funny way of making my computer faster. I think this works really well but I had to figure out how to use it all by myself

all you have to do is get your scissors Then take your scissors Then take the pieces then unscrew your iPod and push them into your lap Then take the pieces then unscrew your iPod and push them into your lapel It should instantly work and make your laptop faster. Thank you very much. You know, this just makes you look a lot more psycho. That one actually had comments. Ah, you and your misleading review dates. Thanks.

Hmm. Why did that one get me so hard? Oh, damn. The Ogato, the Ogato, the Ogato Game Capture HD. So this was right on the cusp of, like, R&L games, creation. We did not make R&L when you did R&L.

It was, I think, around then. 2013? No. Yeah. No way. No. Because we used the Blue Yeti and the Ogato, so how do you think we recorded all those clips of Smash Bros.

Oh, yeah. And Rubin playing Twilight Princess. The really boring intro to Twilight Princess Like four hours long I have actually 13 though Nothing we ever did one on that We did, really? You even did Oh I don't think we ever did that

You made three episodes and you like I don't think I ever uploaded it No they were they were uploaded They were really bad Really bad They were the worst I think you remember that actually yeah Because it obviously started the train

like sequence Yeah And you you were like actively like this, nobody's going to watch it, this is shit. What, in the video? Yeah. You sounded the most bored I've ever heard you. Oh, I wonder if I can find those, but anyway. So the Elgato review was five star, great for doing things that you want.

I needed a way of making a recording of my Halo 1 let's play, so I could put it in my private movie. But I plugged it into my TV and it works straight away. I don't have a laptop, but I know it works because I read the book, Sorry, because I read the back of the case. Thanks again, Elgar. Instant five stars. It's quite a sweet one.

There's another one that's like a product that doesn't exist anymore. And this one in the review, I have actually no clue what it was supposed to be. Five star, very good toothbrush was the tagline. But I'm pretty sure that was a joke because it wasn't a toothbrush. Because then I say, this is a very good. Battery. It slides along your radio until it is working properly. Make sure you buy about 13 of these or they will work properly. Thank you again, Billy Mays. Instant five stars. No fucking clue. No, there's no way we can find out what that is.

Okay. This one's got me. 1.8 meter HD 1.8 meter HDTV slash EDTV high definition 4 ATP component AV cable for Nintendo Wii. 4 out of 5 stars. It works but lacks a certain charm. I needed this to play my PlayStation 1 through my Wii. It worked. Well, I think it works. It says it works on the back of the box. Oh, God. So, instant five stars.

I only wish it was made from solid gold. Instant four stars, actually. Fucking hell. You are actually insane. This was like the funniest thing to me. Part of me wonders if I did do it thinking this will be really funny in the future. To me, anyway. It's just so like, God, you're so unfunny that it's quite funny. This one's pretty good. So I reviewed the Lord of the Rings trilogy like box set.

The one I own. The one that you have. Five star. Better than My Little Pony. I was told that my little pony is a better trilogy than Lord of the Rings. But James could not have been more wrong. Apart from Gollum overacting. and it being so nice to watch and everything is perfect in this film it is awful

by this trilogy but be warned that Ewox are really awful thanks George Lucas instant five stars so you made it in bringing it full circle all these really old things

where you were like the butt of the joke was I saying that Lord of Rings was better than my little pony no the joke was that you were the one that told me that my little pony is better than Lord of the Rings Then I reviewed a couple movies seriously, which I won't do.

And I reviewed Crisis 3. But seriously. I had enough of the silly reviews for a little bit, and I was like, yeah, let's review Halo Wars. Seriously. Let's review Dead Space 3, seriously. Let's review Bioshock Infinite, seriously. Max Payne, I even reviewed. Or did you say, you gave it bad, didn't you?

Because you actually hated that game. I gave it four stars. Why do you do this Max Payne? My first introduction to Rockstar was Red Dead Red Dead Redemption. That game blew my mind. It got everything right. On the other hand, Max Payne 3 stumbles in quite a few areas. It doesn't, though.

Boiling down to a very mixed experience. It's not a mixed experience. You hate that game for no reason. I remember finding it really boring. My overall impression was I still gave it four stars You think it's terrible though I don't think it's terrible

I just wouldn't want to play it now No I can't fairly say Because it was so many years ago that I played it I said while I enjoyed most of this game I had too many problems with it To either replay it or recommend it Which is fair No it's not

That game's beautiful It's fair It's the best game I've ever played But I gave the original Foresa Horizon One Star Awful James likes to this game. Instant one star because you didn't get me that spliff he owes me. I want to get

high. That's the review for that one. Fuck me. That's like five years ago when making weed jokes and me. Yeah. Holy fuck. I hope there's people realise that we've literally been like this forever. Oh my god. I reviewed the TV show The Shield, which is a great TV show. But my review was five star, false advertising. I went into this package expecting to pull out a fully functioning shield I could use in combat scenarios. However this is not quite the defensive weapon I was expecting. It in fact turns it turns out to be a TV show about cooking or some shit. Instant five stars nonetheless. I reviewed the show Dexter. Five star. My

Mighty fine... Fucking hell, man! Mighty fine fire extinguisher. My house caught fire when I was cooking up one of my rustlers burgers. I forgot to take the plastic off and put it in for 30 minutes. Dope. I needed something to put... To put out the fire, and this video seemed to work fine.

The cover was melted, but who cares? The burger still tasted great. I reviewed the movie Cloud Atlas. What? Cloud Atlas? Yeah. Never heard of it? Yeah, it's got Tom Hanks in it, and Hallie Berry, and they've got like old age makeup in it, and it's very weird.

Five star. warning for funny book boys only funny book boys once upon a time I watch this movie there is a cool part with a dinosaur I think definitely worth a watch if you like aliens I'm still going you made 52 odd reviews or something

I reviewed the movie seven psychopaths gave it four star more like six and a half psychopaths while this is relatively good I was expecting more from this product it is a quite good guide on how to be a psychopath but it does not actually come with all seven in the box

you have to really search to find what you're looking for all and all instant four stars I literally have not stopped the instant thing throughout all of your views it's always just I reviewed a Microsoft, no sorry, a Charcoon Fire Glider Laser Mouse, which I still have. I think's old. Holy luck. Five star.

I love to hate it. This mouse has so many buttons I didn't even know where to start. So I just threw it out the window and it made for an extremely entertaining smash. Well worth that 20 quid. Instant five stars. No, but that was also the period where you did faux things. So not surprised... It sounds like an autistic oil.

You food james... You food jim's underbell on a fucking ceiling of your... Yeah, I did that a couple times. Really fuck. You are a bit of an autistic boy old. This is another one where I don't know what the product was. Four star. You get a funny,

product for what you pay for I needed this to edit my private movie with a friend he is a mangled corpse by the way and this worked like a charm I was disappointed that it was not diamond-plated but what are you gonna do instant fours we're running out of time here I'm gonna have to come back out to these messages I'm still getting on with these these fucking reviews I've seen more another one where I don't know what the product is because it's been taken down oh those are the best ones

I've done a couple of like jokes like this but whatever it was five star best drinking straw i have used i really needed no i was desperate for a quality drinking straw and this proved to be the perfect product for the job warning don't drink milk with it because it makes it smell nonetheless instant five stars no idea what that is what are the what are the suggested items because that might be a clue oh yeah that's a pretty good idea see full review It's just movies. It probably was a movie then Alex, we will. There's another one.

Oh, for Far Cry 3. Argy, stop digging. What are you doing? The video game Far Cry 3. Five star. Awful. Awfuly funny slash good. I've never played far too awful to cry before because James likes them so much.

much. But I tried this out because my next door neighbor's cat suggested that I give it a try. My favorite bit is when the goodies win. Instant 5 star. Quite accurate that one. This is quite a good one. Reviewing a 500 gigabyte portable hard drive. You ready for this? Yes. Five star was not the droid I was looking for. Oh God. Star was reference have been done to death, so I was angry to find out that this was hand-built by George Lucas himself. On the plus side, it does come with loads of Jar fanfiction preloaded onto it. For that reason alone, it warrants its instant stars.

This is probably my favourite one. Amazon.com Amazon.com. Amazon.co.uk, eGift voucher. One star. Too scary to use. There have been many scary things in my life. This is one of them.

The demonic baby on the suggested pictures makes my stomach also come back, so now I pupe blood all the time. Instant one star. We're nearly done. Oh my god Those are products I reviewed are just no not exist anymore Like a this one must be a memory stick Four star wish it came in rainbow

Don't even care if this memory stick works I assume it does I just like testing myself on reading that tiny writing on it If it came in rainbow color it might have been a better test but as it is instant four stars Wait, what the f- like, what? What are you talking about? I don't understand you. I don't understand that, and I wrote that. Like, it actually feels like a different person wrote that.

I wasn't even, like, on drugs or anything. Like, it was just me. Oh my God. I don't even know what this is. Oh, another cable. 3.5 millimeter stereo jack. to 2RCA phono something 5 star a bit sludgy but it does the job Pokemon is pretty much the same game every time yet it sells more copies than

underwear I've gone through in my life instant five stars Jesus fucking Christ this is the last one okay it's the last one it is for a keyboard a M-Prex keyboard Windows Vista compatible. I would give it 1.5 stars, but Amazon won't let me. Verified purchase. I need a weapon to take to my secret fights, and this proved to be a real stinker. Only 14 hits and it smashed to pieces.

Sure, the guy had no teeth anymore, but I want to get more from my money. Instant one star. That's actually quite like, whoa. It's quite like, whoa. You're talking about beating someone up with a keyboard. It's a bit different than your other reviews. There was one. What about the corpse one?

Okay, they're the mangled corpse. So, those are my Amazon reviews. You really are? Insane. Oh my God, that was so funny to me. Should have seen that's when the IHE was beginning. That was the beginning. Yeah.

And we didn't see it. Yeah, I missed the date when it would have been. Yeah, because I think I made it in September, so it was on the same year. Like, that last keyboard one was 2nd of May, 2013. So that was like six months before I created IHE. Holy fuck. That's crazy. That is crazy.

Oh, man. Now, we can move on from your Amazon reviews to actual, you know, good subjects. I hope people like that because it was quite fucking... It gives them an insight into the world of IHE, you know, the crazy world. Not even IH.E, because I.H.E. is like, a character, just of Alex, Alexander Belman. Jesus gross. I'm like half embarrassed, half really pleased with myself. It's like, you know, in the...

those American movies they have those like time capsules that they dig underground they put underground when they're like a little kid and then they take it out 10 years later yeah that's oh i put that in there that's like my version of that amazon reviews what i would give to get my yahoo answers account back oof that could be a funny jacos but it's gone forever don't you we might find it one day we might say no i was banned they terminated my camp so your answers were gone everything gone I was very upset oh fuck that's not good I was like level five as well that's quite a lot you know modern day that's like 10 prestige you know that's crazy okay so this is a part of the show where we answer questions from the the jarlings out there

the mingers the mingers out there that watch the show we're calling the mingers now just for now until jim gets back we can call him the minger because he abandoned us His Mexican family. I know. How dare he? His minga family. Please pick a better minga family. Jesus Christ.

I'm not going to do that one. I'm not going to do that one. I mean, sometimes you don't get to choose your minger family. Lava Nails, Nallis, says, do you believe in expiry dates? I'm going to say a firm no on that one. I analyse it and have a look and think Is it crispy when it's not supposed to be crispy?

Is it mouldy when it's not supposed to be mouldy? I think it's questionable how they come up with these dates of when food's going to expire. Like we all know when milk's going to expire. We all know when bread's going to expire. It's really easy. It's just like the expiry date. You can smell it or look and see if there's mould on it.

But if you stick it in the freezer, the expiry date means nothing because it's been frozen it. It's just like, you just identify what you look at the food before you eat it and then you kind of realize if it's if it's a bit past or you know it's just one of those things yeah it's still a grand conspiracy that one yes it's they do it they do it to cover their bottoms anyway yeah so they find out when it actually goes off and then they're like

look said it a few days before like probably like milk even with milk it go milk milk last longer than you think yeah and often if you smell it and you think it's off, you're just smelling the off bit that's around the lid when the actual milk might be fine so. Yeah. But even with odd milk, if you drink it, you can taste it's off and then it's not going to damage you.

It's just like... Yeah. A little bit of mould never hurt anyone. A little bit of fungus. Volt Tech AU said any instances where the scream laugh has been your downfall? Scream laugh? Yeah.

Something like that. That's not the... downfall is if I've done it and it's like oh no I was like doing it to something that's really not funny I can't remember I can't think it's ever happened it's not really happened to me but my dad is a very

distinct scream laugh where like he would do something really unfunny and then he likes it when I react because I'm always like so annoyed by it so he just starts scream laughing and that doesn't matter where it is if it's in like a pub or something

someone's funeral. Never been to a funeral actually. Never been to one either. Yeah, so that's my answer. My father. I haven't screamed laughed in an inappropriate situation. I just keep farting. Some beans.

Oh God, you gave argue beans and you know. I had some beans and I gave the leftovers to argue and that was a mistake. That was. I don't know where he is. He's down here by my little feet. If that tail moves Alex, you know you get in the... Deludry says

What cultural stereotypes used as a joke Do you boys find funny Sorry, not funny Annoying slash unfunny Cultural stereotypes I get annoyed with the English ones Because they're just like, no one's like this

You knobs You used to word knobs That's so British The one that always annoyed me was in fairly Your Parents where they have like this kid who's like an exchange student and he's like yes let's go to the hunt I said shut up

you fucking assholes you don't know shit the hunt is such an English thing though which it's not legal though I know it's not legal but and out of the proportion of the population that do it like it's such so you know they do it so nominal they're so vocal about it and it's just like you walk down

the street you know they do the hunt That's one I don't like Another one is It pisses me off in family guy And like anything Seth MacFarlane makes Where um Like Hispanic or Mexican people Are always used as like a punchline for a joke

Like the maid and stuff It's just like The whole joke is that she's Mexican So she's poor, that's funny Kind of thing It's a bit That's a lame one But what can you expect from him though

Yeah, it's It's not exactly high brow normally, is it? His whole thing is stereotype humor, actually. Like, I saw this clip from family guy that was making fun of, like, Native Americans that was a bit like, Jesus, Seth, God damn it. Not funny. Like, I re-watched his shitty western recently,

again, with the Native Americans. He loves that. Any stereotypes get you going? All of them. All of them? Yeah. Every single. one. Yeah.

All of them. I'm a man of change. Oh, this is a good one. From Jackson Boyard. This one is specifically for Alex. What's your opinion on that higher prices for Lego sets recently? The new wave of Star Wars sets are really

overpriced, and since you're a fellow Lego Star Wars collector, it'd be cool to hear what you have to say. Also, why is Lego Overwatch a thing now? You seen these? these these Lego Overwatch sets? I have. It took a major to do it. Took them ages, and it's annoying to me

because Overwatch to me isn't a video game anymore. It's porn. Bring it up, bringing it out around. So seeing a children's toy have these, like, characters that I know. I've seen fucking each other. Overwatch is just a porn machine. If they add a new character, it's more...

It's probably responsible for getting quite a few people. people addicted to wanking, so. Have you seen some of the animations for overwatch porn? Of course I have. You can't avoid it. Yeah, it's like, what the fuck? This is like, this is like incredible animation. It's just like porn.

It's just like, oh. Yeah. So yeah, I don't like that. Yeah. I find Lego, it's just like, it takes the majors to catch on to stuff. And it's like, there's going to be Fortnite Lego. Same where there's Minecraft Lego. I think another company is.

already has the fortnight stuff Minecraft and Lego actually makes sense though that they work that definitely works Lego SpongeBob is a thing that existed I know and it's like no Megablocks has it but anyway to answer the question it's bullshit way too expensive

I've always found it really expensive like this it's always been expensive but it's going off the charts now like it's actually getting ridiculous especially for those in the UK tell me some of the costs in this because I'm not in the Lego you know world I have like a physical example I could go and get

but like a little box say around two 300 pieces can be about 40 quid that's a small set yeah for like a little tiny thing okay that's quite ridiculous

I expect that to be 15 or 20 yeah well in the community they talk about the price per part and you know you'd usually hope for it to be pretty decent but now especially with themes

like Star Wars and Overwatch they're so overpriced but I mean it makes being a collector more they wouldn't do it if people weren't paying it so people clearly are paying for it unless that starts hurting their bottom line

they're going to change it it's like they announced a new set was like the Mustang that was posting the group like that looks like a really cool set but that's gonna be expensive that's it'd be really expensive yeah but i want that it's just like i've always found lego to be super expensive that i couldn't have that as a hobby because that's like premium premium children's toy i know this is one for you james seeing as i got one nicholas 6942 says favorite apex legends characters apex legends i love that game i could answer it

Actually, I like that robot guy. You like Parfinder. Parfinder. I love his animation when you pick him. Yeah. That's my favorite animation. He's a cool ass character. It's like overanimated in the best way possible.

And he's goofy. He's the goofy kind of weird character. I really like that. I love Apex Legends. And to be fair, the two characters are players is Waife. So everyone plays the Edge Lord. It's just the edgy tracing.

It runs like narrative. We only noticed last week, literally ones like Naruto. But her character is like teleport her, like a portal and it's like to go invisible and like teleport somewhere. But I use her because I grew up on Monofer 2. So, you know, using all the ninja perks and all that to hear stuff. You get a warning with her when you get in, someone's like got you in their sights. So it gives you, you can give that to your team. So it's like direct feedback to you.

That's why I use her. Yeah. And I bought the founders pack and she has a skin. So, yeah. I'm going to use that, I actually spent money on it. But then I use Bangalore because it's a really, really good character. I like the character design in that game. The character, yeah.

They're all different, but they seem like they belong in the same universe. They definitely do. Like, the Bloodhound, like, looks like a type of one I really like as well. Pathfind, obviously, is the robot. Yeah. And the other guy, they have their place. It's not like Overwatch, where it's like 15 million different kind of styles in one. Like a gorilla fighting a cowboy, fighting a...

Yeah, that is very consistent. to the Titanfall world and they're going to add more characters probably so it's nice it's a... Yeah, it's probably gonna have to... I like it a lot more than like Fortnite because Fortnite was all just skins

random skins and they didn't really change the gameplay but the legends they all have different ways to play them and there's all their different things which is nice. Do you think they'll add like a pilot from Titanfall as a character who can actually

wall run or something? The wallburning there's not the the map is too open for wall running um they could do because they've got they've got they've got the they're in the very unique place of the b r to have like this they have this game they can fall back on and take stuff from basically all the weapons they can just throw over from that game yeah and like the vehicles and stuff they're all from titan four aren't they well some of them are they they have a lot of stuff they can go to so i'm pretty sure they might have have like one of the robots from yeah they i think they will probably add in a pilot character that has some

kind of ability, it would be more traditionally tight and full, but still have match with the other style of the other ones. They're in a unique place because that game launches a full game while every other BR is a beta so it's got so much potential which they're growing, they're literally banging out right now on new content.

So, you know, I think that game's going to have staying power because it's actually a full game and it's polished. It's the game as BR. Yeah, I love it and I haven't played, I haven't been this addicted to an FPS since modern world 30 and I love it. I think you said that last episode.

I'll play it every single day for a good five hours. I play that game. You're addicted, man. Yeah, I know. You know, it's changing the pathways in my brain. It's no longer porn isn't my

satisfaction as apex legends. Instead of porn being your apex, no apex is your apex. Got another question just for you. Red Pringle 14. Question for James, aka Jordan. Do you have, or have you ever,

watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Have you? No. No. Do you know anything about it? I know a lot about it and I don't really like it. Really? Is that your contrarian bit coming out? No, it's like in the anime thing, it's like some Jojo fans have this super elitist attitude to Zut Jojo and the fact that it's like better than everything else when it's just like, I've seen like clips on the really early one and I actually wanted to watch it because it just

looks so 80s and like cool what genre is it is it like comedy no it's it's weird it's kind of a action no it's weird there's a lot of me at jojo memes like stands have you heard seen stuff yeah i've seen like all the memes and stuff but i never properly understood like there's stuff about it which is really interesting but i just don't really it's the community for which i mean i don't want to watch it and that's bad but i came out in 2012 one of them did uh i can't remember all it's called Certain series of it. Animation Action Adventure.

They're a family who's possessed with intense psychic strength. So it sounds quite wacky. It is wacky and there's so many memes of it. It's super memeable. But I don't have time to watch anime. I tend to, yeah, I could imagine really liking an anime that doesn't take itself as seriously as some of them do. You might like Jojo's as well adventure, then. Yeah, do you know what I mean?

Some of them are quite heavy. They tend themselves very seriously, and it's all like lots of, God, I'm so, like, I'm really passionate about this kind of shit. That's why you'd like initial D. That's not serious and it's dumb. Yeah, that's what I mean. I might really like initial D as well, because it sounds so fucking stupid.

Monkey, monkey, monkey. Let's have a Luke. See what other. The shit there is to answer. Moto Moto Fears You says, what's your most anticipated movie of 2019? Anything strike your mind?

I don't know if it's coming out this year, but the Al Capone movie. Oh yeah? Only because L.P.'s done the soundtrack for it. Oh, did it? Yeah, he's composed a soundtrack for it. That's interesting. So it could be really good because of LP. Battle at Angel Alita.

You hope to see that Apparently it's not actually bad I've actually heard quite good things about it Yeah The people Those are people making memes about the eyes being big But that is literally the style of the animates It's like

Yeah Having seen, I've seen the animated Like short series of it And it looks like they stuck heavily to Kind of that And it just looks pretty good in a way It could be good I like that series

Gunn M Gun Em yeah I don't really know what's coming out in 2019 I would have said Dune but it's not as 2020 and whatever David Finch is working on which is probably 2020 as well we want to watch the new we want to watch end game

yeah but that's like it's not it's like that's the type of movie you don't need to be excited for because it's like it's just going to be entertaining guaranteed yeah I'm curious about endgame though if it's going to actually wrap it up nice it's not it's just gonna be a portal to um more money yeah honestly there isn't really i'm hyped for that joker movie and hobbs and shore just to like laugh at them

we're going to watch that though we're gonna watch that in cinema of course it's gonna be incredible if it's not great i'm gonna be so disappointed i'm actually a sonic movie as well those are like shit that i'm really hyped for like i'm kind of curious about that movie Danu Boyle is directed about someone who remembers the Beatles yeah I'm curious how that'll turn out

it could be like that's a premise that could either be quite cool or really corny I don't know this is that question I was giggling at earlier because it's just so fucking stupid it's not even a question I know it sort of is The hole in my garden says, which Madagascar character are the cast of Red Dead Redemption 2?

How am we supposed to answer that? They actually answered it for us in the question. Examples, Alex is Arthur Morgan. Marty is John Marsden. Gloria is Sadie Adler. Melman is Leopold Strauss. Skipper is Dutch. Kowalski is Hosea, RICO, Micah Bell, and Mort, Jack Marston.

Yeah, I mean, I agree with all of those, to be honest. Perfect. Yogs Pogs asks, What's the most nostalgic thing you look back at from childhood? Nostalgia thing. Rich racer type four. That's what, including. It capsulates your childhood.

Yeah, because it's got the best theme in the world. And I love it. Literally, I will giggle to myself for hours just hearing it because it's so good. I love it. What jumped into my mind was playing Final Fantasy 12 on that ridiculous TV, that CRT TV, under my bunk bed. And drinking Crusher. Yeah And

Building Forts On the climbing frame and shit like that I fucking loved To doing that I was a very strange kid As we probably all know What else have we got here

Alex I really fancy You know those Dutch shortcakes We're nearly done You can chow down in a minute Oh Elvichu Condon says When you drop food on the ground

Do you adhere to the five second rule Well no Because scientifically the bacteria is on the food Before it's even touched the floor There's a literal scientific thing It's like there's no five seconds Or before Before it's hit the floor

It's full of bacteria It's like Yeah Like I've never really cared It's like whatever I'm probably eating shit constantly anyway If the floor is visibly dirty, then it's like, okay, no. Yeah, it depends what it is.

If it's a clean floor, it's just like, could be eaten worse. Probably touching the door handle from the boy's toilet, it's probably worse, to be fair. Yeah, yeah. No, it's guaranteed, but someone tagged me in something on Twitter, but it was some account going, why do white men never wash their hands? And I was just like, damn. There we go. See?

Yeah, I think it depends where I am. Like, if I dropped a chip on the floor in a restaurant, I probably wouldn't eat that. No. If I dropped out on the carpet here, yeah, fuck it. Yeah, I think it's like... At least I know what it's been going on in here.

Yeah. I know... You don't know what's happened on the... Even if, like, scientifically, maybe the bacteria is equal, if not worse. Something in my brain tells me, yeah. It's like, you wouldn't want to eat a piece of brownie off the floor of Casper's.

Like, no. No. It just makes you think of, like, strip clubs. Yeah, a bit of... bit of um porn addiction on the floor so many questions about um anime and asking if you've seen them on it okay tell me just do a quick fire a quick fire

this one is from miller van van this is a question for james have you ever watched full metal alchemist brotherhood if so what did you think of it it's one of my favorite anime i haven't seen it i was going to watch it because It's apparently it's good. Haven't watched it, though. Is that the one that's, like, got a million different series or something? Like, all under the same kind of name?

No. I have no clue. I should... I'm just going to shut up now. Lock Apple says, I don't know if you've already answered this, Alex, but are you ever doing another comment comeback? Is it because you lost interest in the series

or because you don't get those types of comments on your vids like you used to in your early years? I definitely still get enough. I definitely still get horrible comments. Why don't you um? Why don't I do a comment comeback? Yeah, like a revisit. Um...

I was gonna do one on the 13 reasons why video. I still... I have like all the comments, like screen capped and stuff. I'm saved. I'm ready to go. I just... You're clicking your details. Damn! Spoiler! Yeah, there's no actual reason for it.

It's just... I'm always like, well... Do you know, I did recently? I watched your video. which video uh 50 uh most dislike youtube videos oh you watched that do you i did i did i did you think i'm surprised taylor's video was so low look what you made me do look what you made me do yeah there's some comments on my reddit saying that they actually really loved that song on that video so that's probably what i'm a bit of a tay i'm a secret ttee lover it's nothing secret about

um you i'm not fan of that song no that's pretty bad unfortunately Tatee I can't stand that song Couldn't believe it Look what you made me do It's like a child made it Like a genuine child

But you know I can appreciate some of her other pop hits Shake it off Shake it off of course Classic Bad blood Oh is that Is that the one of Kendrick in it

He's in that science fiction one You know you got bad I can't remember what the song. Is it that one? It's the one we're going to sing, but you never sung. Is that the one? One of them has Kendrick Lamar in it. I don't think it's bad blood.

It's the like science fictiony one, whatever. Bad blood's wrong with all the, um... Yeah, it's not that one. The girls fighting, that's bad blood. Anyway, we're done. This has been an actual long one. Can we not sing Taylor Swift to send us off? No, because we've only got a few seconds.

Thanks for listening, everyone. Thank you for watching. We'll catch you on the next Anguio, so. Everybody got bad blood. I don't know the rest. You know the words. Oh, I know the words. No, I know, do you know what's the thing?

I know the words to all of the best Kylie Eamanoe songs. Like, if I hear them, I have to sing them because they're so good. That's an example of one of her songs? What's it called? I don't know, I'm asking you. No, okay, you've got love at first sight. Can't remember. There's another song, which is really famous, but I can't remember it.

I don't fucking know Kylie Minogue. How can you not know Kylie Minogue? Did you have a childhood? I didn't listen to Kylie when I was a child. My younger years were just full of Kylie Minow. I love Kylie Minogue. Literally, no joke. I love...

Did you wank to her? No, I just, how music's great. I love Kylie and I have. You're going to have to... No, wait, wait, no, we're not ending yet. I need to find that. It's the end of the camera's gone out. No, because you can still keep this in.

I just need to find the Kylie Minogue songs. Kylie. Everybody, no bad blood. So you've got, can't get you out of my head. I know that one, obviously. Spinning around. La la la. Yes, yeah.

And then love at first sight. They're the best Kylie Minogue songs. Or in your eyes as well. That's a great Kylie Minogue song. So you don't like Madonna? No. I was a Kylie I wasn't a Madonna fan

They're the same person in my head And there's kids with Bobby Williams as well Oh yeah I know that one as well Very early 2000s In my arms Yeah I just like I love

I love Kylie Monogue I know But yeah That's my uh Thank you for watching this episode As your media podcast Um Fart

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