JAR Media Posdact - Agnorm Sisslebite - STING (part 1 of 4)

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

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Good afternoon. Good morning, evening on night. It is the Jami-Dia podcast. Fuck. Midnight, baby, midnight. Midnight. Good afternoon, on evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, this is the midnight podcast. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night.

midnight. This is the midnight podcast. You watch at midnight and you get those midnight feelings. Those mid vibes. Did you know? Mid vibe. Mid vibe at midnight.

You want to know something crazy, guys? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is Sting, part one or four. What do you mean? Like a sub. Like the band? No, no, no, no. I thought that was slash.

I thought that was corn. No, corn and slash are different, bro. Yeah, this is Sting Part 1 of 4. Okay. Subtitle, you know. Sting. Part 1 of 4. Bing.

Sting part 1, subtitle. Sting. The beginning or the adventure commence? Can part 2 be called Sting? No, no, no. Stung. Yeah. We can lock that in for Sting Part 2. Yeah. Sting. Stung.

I think you should start it with the collapse. Oh, okay. You want like a law? Yeah. Like part one of four. Like... So this... What do is the prolog? Yeah, this is the prolog. And all we do for next 15 minutes is trauma dump. You could probably just go to all what episodes of the cast for that.

Honestly, yeah. No, I guess I guess those... Every episode up till now is the prologue. That's an interesting way. So now this is the actual charge of us. That's perspective for you. Is this the first one then, really? Should we reset?

This is the first episode. Well, I've been, I've genuinely been toying with the idea of just, like, only putting the number in the description. I'm like, no, people get so, huge. Think about how fucked, how broken the audio versions would be.

When they get a notification, it just says, Jarmid, your podcast. I wouldn't even say that Like I'm picturing like It's just the title No of the text You know I think that's kind of genius Like it like it just says like

Splash Damage Yeah And that's like it It'd be a good way to get views Into a clickbait Yeah It's good for onboarding Because there's no like

We have struggled with onboarding We're like destiny You know Yeah There's all the different seasons Like contents come and gone Yeah Like where do you even

Start you know Yeah I think we should trial it And then there's always the record in the description of the actual number. You know what we need to do? We need to record one of those, you know, those channel onboarding videos where we're like, Hi, welcome to the channel. Okay, you have to do that. I can't pull off that voice.

That sent shivers down. That was almost AI-generated. Do the voice of the look in his eyes guy. Oh, that's a good one. I can't remember how it sounds. I need a sentence. Yeah, you can only do it when saying that one thing. It has to be that specific phrasing.

Yeah. But it's getting that awkward, like, slightly wrong cadence, right? Yeah. You could tell by the look in the eyes. Yeah. It's weird how realistic yet obviously fake it is. Yeah. Have you seen that Selena Gomez's, like, fake ad going around?

Where, like, someone had used an AI, Selena Gomez to try and sell some product but the AI voice they used was like presented in this really like flat way so it like the AI sounded like she was reading it in a half-ass way making the ad like funny really funny and stupid yeah see I saw one using Terry Cruz

which I might have mentioned before but it was perfect perfect really totally perfect Like if If it wasn't so obvious Given it was some like Sigma grind set Like type stuff

Yeah yeah But it was a Like a sponsored YouTube short Like it was an advert And it's It genuinely sounded like him Like if you didn't know That he would never say those things

And advertise whatever it was He was advertising We're pretty much there Man we're on the curse I've never seen a single one Of these AI generated celebrity adverts I've not seen a single one They're so weird

Yeah, there'll be more More to come Didn't you worry Have you seen Have you seen that The um Sora stuff Sawyer

Obviously you know last year Even we joked about this The Will Smith eating spaghetti video That everyone clouded on And now it's like Oh The whole Yeah

It's horrifying I wasn't sure if that video Going around Was Will Smith Like doing a joke video Like embracing that meme Is that what was it? It was the one of

of just various different Will Smith's eating spaghetti it's all fucked up and... Yeah, I remember the original but I'm talking about the one that's going around right now where it's got the original one and underneath has like a new one. Yeah, I guess so. That's using sore, I guess.

Right, yeah. But I've seen all the footage for this... Yeah, this AI generated video and it's like... It's like, I find it funny when people memed early AI stuff as if they didn't think it was going to get better. Yeah. It's like with the fingers,

and I mentioned this before that within like a day it fixed the finger issue and people are still like meming that a year later like that it learns so fast you can't meme it because it's just like a weddie of fast. We got to hurry up and dune this situation. Got to outlaw AI so we can keep the monarchies intact.

You know? If it's monarchies of AI, I'm going to say AI. I didn't see much difference in like AI overlords compared to our monarch overlords. Yeah. I don't actually feel that way. Yeah, I know, but I mean, it's kind of the same thing. In fact, I think, I think if AI gets to a point where it is more intelligent than humanity can be, then...

Better leaders. Then, yeah, it's earned it more than the king, you know? For sure. But before we get too deep into the show, nearly seven minutes here, this is Jarcloth, say, 366. I'm your host Alex, joined by Jim and James as always and the supporters of the show over at the Jam Media Patreon

that make the audio versions possible and get their names read out in the first or second week of each month all over on that lovely patron they make it all possible and they make it all bloody possible. Lovely. Yes, yes.

Yeah, maybe we should start doing a poll for the colour of the episode. That's a good idea. We've got this LED that changes the colour of the room. We're getting some crazy Mab Mac stuff going on right now for the audio. the visual was over there? The audio was...

You know, it's been too long. Starting to have issues. What's issues? It's been too long since I've seen Fury Road. I agree. I need to have... I reckon she'd watch it before going to see Furiosa. Yeah.

Is that movie out this year? No. Is it? Mm-hmm. I'm pretty sure. Okay. Yeah. We could have an interesting year for movies.

You've got Dune on the horizon as well. dune park gune oh for trilogy isn't it now is it a confirmed for trilogy I'm not sure if it's confirmed it might be I know that's what he wants to do yeah because he's Danny Is this one just going to end

No No Have you seen it Like Well no but the second one wouldn't be The novel split into two It would be one novel One movie

So then he'd do a second movie which is a whole another one. Yeah. I think the story is different. Well, I'd hope so. Well, I bloody well hope so. But yeah, we'll do some housekeeping. Yeah, housekeeping.

Yeah, housekeeping. It was a pretty good housekeeping, pretty meaty. Yeah, so we round off those conversations from the previous week. Yeah, get you. important man stickers as well. I've seen more and more of them cropping up on the subreddit, spreading around like a naughty little virus.

But yeah, this is the housekeeping segment where we can get going with this one from Calaxeron. Bear Bear Bear Boys, on the topic of 4DX, which I talked about last week when I saw Madame Webb in the awful 4DX technology. I once went to see whatever the latest

Fantastic Beast movie was in a 4DX cinema Since I also get free tickets, it was entirely unremarkable. Apart from the one part where Grindlewold, I guess, spoilers, Grindelwold slit a magic horse's throat, and the seat blew a line of air across my own throat. It was the most insane thing I've experienced in a cinema, and I'm constantly wondering who thought it would be a good idea to immerse the viewer in the context of the murdered magic horse.

What the f f f f... Wait, how does 4DX work, if it's precise enough to blow air across on that? I didn't notice any like that. It had, like, vague just fans blowing wind, but I didn't notice any, like, no, no, it's on the neck. That's crazy. And jingling jiblo says 4DX saved cinemas for me. A defense of 4DX as an art form.

The last podcast featured disgusting slander against 4DX. Early last year, the gimmick enabled me to return to the pre-COVID rhythm of visiting my local cinemas to watch the latest releases. The first film I saw in 40X was Ant Man and the Wasp. I can only assume that the person programming the chairs for that film went full goblin mode because the scene where the characters got sucked into the portal was insane. The seat shaking was so bad that I observed my mate, who's a big lad, genuinely starting to get winded and gasped for air.

It was unpleasant for me as well. Another insane thing about 40X is those two holes in the chair that are angled to blow air exactly into your ear canal, which is nothing short of extremely invasive, and I'm sure for some, incredibly arousing. In conclusion, 40x is awful, but especially with the film being projected in 3D, it is the best way for people to watch films if they don't actually like films. The shaking chairs, ear invasions, and vibrating rods that punch you in the back and crotch, also incredibly beneficial and slightly masking the awfulness of Marvel and DC movies like Shazam 2,

Ant Man 3, and etc, as you're more focused on the abuse that you're being subjected to. James in a chair. Maybe for Furiosa. What I'm going to say is if you've been burnt out on film. Maybe just don't watch Marvel films and don't drag yourself for 40 X's. That's how you should revive it. Pay extra go see 40X and get beaten

up for a couple hours. What's the dream movie to watching 40X? I'd written off completely but there was a comment that said that the new Saw movie was quite entertaining it and I could see that. I could imagine that actually kind of working.

Yeah, that could be quite funny. With the right crowd as well, everyone like hoot and hollering. That could be lull, but... Nope, too scary for me, sorry. Well, speaking of the lighting and whatnot, the greasy grub 5,09 says, I like the lighting of the yellow candle up against the purple. Most people on YouTube have gone for the vapor wave lighting,

but I find this more unique. We're nothing, if not unique. We're nothing if not vapor wave. We are... I hate vapor wave. well it was a fad why it was a fad that kind of only created one good thing

and even then it's bad it is bad it is bad and there's been more like do you consider like home vapour wave no I don't think that's vapour wave but like people use like resonance like in the same way so I was listening to that noise

sounded like the car that was an engine camera yeah it was I'm trying to tell which one what it is Sorry. The whole Vaporay thing

kind of mixed off into a few other different sub-styles from it because it kind of started with Vaporave and then you had your like future funk kind of spawned off of that and you had your like retro style 80s retro

which is a vapour. That's what I thought most that's what I liked about it was the like continuation of the 80s jerkoff the John Carpenter which kind of hits yeah which hits peak around like Blood Dragon

yeah yeah that was kind of the peak of it um they kind of died off long long time ago yeah yeah it was that's where it belongs like 2014 yeah that's why it annoys me when um like thor three came out and it was kind of doing all that yeah it was too late by then yeah it was like what what are you doing like you could you can have 80s influence stuff but when when you're pushing in that vapor wave direction it's

It's played out. Yeah. Shit was played out in 2014. Yeah, I love John Capito though, and the music. I love synth and electronic sounds. Yeah. I've got nothing against synth wave personally. If that's cringe, well, so be it.

I have problems with it. I've got multiple problems with it. It's just like the good drama was kind of spawned for me, and I don't know if it came before, and it was like dark synth of like perturbator. and then it kind of emerged into that darker sound which is just edgy and it's cool and I love it and health

I've actually I mentioned my extended dog name list towards the end of the last episode and a first for the dog name list I've actually added a suggestion from the comments that I thought was so good that it needed to go in there so at humans born fresh

Sorry, human born fresh Concerning the dog name list Here's my one The Architect Makes him sound really cool And capable of all sorts of things And you can simply call him Archie If you want to appear more normal in public

That's good one That's clever, the architect If you call your dog architect But you're too ashamed to call it That outside the house The architect The architect I feel like it's even more embarrassing

For you to shorten it to Archie If you're gonna call your dog architect Own it I've just thought of another one, too. The. The. The. The.

That kind of worked. The. The. Potato. Potato. Potato. Tomato. Let's stop this one.

And to end this segment. Juicy, rosy 34. So very sad to not see James on the cast. Was hoping to hear if he saw me with a picture of an important man at the near concert. Either way, I hope he loved and cried as much as I did. It's probably a good segue to go into your little London trip if you want to mention anything about it. Yeah, I guess two weeks ago, maybe three weeks ago. I mentioned playing near Automata.

And I spoke very highly of that game because it's definitely had a profound impact on me. I'm still thinking about it today. But last week, joined the lovely part of the week known as the... valentines they decided to do a live orchestra of the two near game soundtracks end of data 2024 has they haven't done it in the UK since 2020 and I went and it was a fucking stunning performance it was beautiful and they had this like narrative playing out of the two main characters like a side story and it was like at one point I was like oh is this pain are they making this painful again but it's really really good it was beautiful I cried a lot

full orchestra right yeah full orchestra and they played some of the best songs on the it's crazy isn't it it's insane like you see videos of orchestras and whatnot yeah it doesn't do it just when you're in the room it's like this is this is mad that coordination is like yeah sometimes like I'm often like let down by the human race but every now and again there's something it's like damn we made orchestras and we have That is cool. That's like, it's almost like the, that's probably like an old-fashioned way of thinking about things,

but it's almost like the pinnacle of music in my mind, like the potential of what you can do with a full orchestra and just the sounds you can get. It's like ultimate music in my mind. When I was watching it, I was kind of focused on, kind of like the first half, they're doing the narrative with the screen in the background. And the second half, it was kind of more of a,

they just didn't. And on that time, I was kind of just watching the conductor, like looking at it and being like, How? How does this work? What is that skill? Because it's fascinating. But luckily, they did the gig on Valentine's Day. Just like the biggest, like, they're doing a favor for the gamers out there.

Well, yeah. I was on those days as well. But I didn't see this, Jarling, but I was where they went. And I've seen my attention was, you know, my partner when I was there. But it was a fucking gorgeous play. And I really want to go back. And it's kind of cemented how, like, important and sentimental near is to me. Because it's really good.

And the director, the director was there as well. He came out with his, with his iconic hat. And it was like, oh, the president of Square Enix is here. If you, like, celebrate, he might fund a new game. And everyone was like, going crazy. But it was, it's definitely, it's crazy like listening to songs, because obviously I've played near and I've listened to a soundtrack constantly. It's like the songs that I kind of almost skip past when listening to it,

and I have a whole new appreciation for. It's like, oh my good, that's the live music effect. Yeah. And they had, it's crazy that when the first near came out in like 2007, one of the vocaries who did it then is kind of stayed with the franchise. She was also doing live performance. It was like this really crazy, like hearing that voice in person is crazy. Like I really appreciate orchestras.

That was a special day. And they regularly do cool shows there. They do South Bank. Yeah. It was really nice as well. It was a nice experience. It was really great. Didn't get knifed to do.

didn't get mugged no down London way didn't um but it's crazy at going to one of nir and the amount of cosplayers there there's just like this makes it so much better because people are just like dressed as the near characters and it's just like well why am i not in cosplay well yeah why would you know what would you be what one of the little guys could be a dibby i would be one of the yellow dibbies or i'd be um kane and you guys don't know kane's character is but anyone who can google kane from the original near I'd cosplay as Carnie Well

If you're done on that one bro It feels good, it's great If you can, anyone who can Go to a live orchestra Do it If it's an IP or a game or movie Like I imagine Star Wars is like one of the big ones Like

They do like Harry Potter They do anything with like a big orchestral orchestral score Yeah like absolutely go Because it's like it was 80 pound I think my seat was And that's like yeah 80 pound but it's like a man

memory I'm going to keep to a pie. It's a special day. So do it. Jim? 80 pounds. 80 smack-a-wooly. 80 pounds. Jim, we got to

we kind of got to turn the arrow of guilt over to you, I'm afraid. Yeah? When are you going to stop flying your private jet everywhere? When you act like, it's ridiculous. When I stop making so much cash money... It's not just the private jet.

It's the fact that he goes in his private jet and then gets in his helicopter to get to the car. I hear you get hungry around 11 a.m. And you're like, I want pastor in Italy, actually. Mm-hmm. When you fly there. Well, do you know what? This happened after I first watched Invincible.

and there's so many scenes where Omneman is talking to his wife and he's like do you want me to go get that wine from France and then go via India and get a curry and I'm like okay so that's what a man does that's how a man provide but there's superpowers yeah and is wealth a superpower yes

you'd imagine Omni Man's probably pretty low No, he's not. But, I mean, like, he doesn't need to be. Do you know that? Because he's got money. The equivalence is, like, big, big, me, me, me money or... Big mummy muscles. Yeah.

I feel like if you have Superman powers, getting money, it would not be difficult. Yeah, I mean, you could just be, like, give me money or... Like, I'm not going to say it. No, this is the thing. You just become, like, a part-time UFC fire. So when there's a guy who's being too confident, you just knocking down. Just while you're flying around, you just have, like, a GoPro strapped to your head just recording for TikToks. So, people...

Yeah. No, but then everyone knows. like I guess in Invincible they don't know he's on me like speaking of the private jets like people like track Elon Musk jets Taylor Swift jets they'll just be like Superman tracker yeah where's he gonna be but yeah I I've been fascinated with this list of like the 2023 private jet worst polluters yeah polluters um because some of them make sense right like as much as we all hate the guy like i don't know is it surprising to you that jeff bezos is on this list no no it's not that's the kind of figure you'd expect right but what what is this taken to account the amount of flights uh this is a length the total length of the flights and the co2 produced which should be produced only from flights yeah not not everything no yeah so it's total flights total distance total emissions. Right, okay.

Yeah, of course. Of course he's going to be on there. This is the top 30. Number 30, Harrison Ford. Really? Yeah. I thought it was a pilot, too. Yeah, he might be flying. Yeah. It might actually be him. Yeah, but like it's surely a little plane flying that around. That's 36 flights.

That's, to be fair, there's how many, 365 days in a year. That's fairly low. They must have just been quite long. Because, like, next is 32 flights, Tiger Woods. No, to be fair. Tiger Woods. But there's more CO2 emitted from those Tiger Woods flights. Even despite it being less kilometers.

I don't get that, but... Probably the type of plane it was. Yeah, yeah. But I would say, I mentioned House and Ford is also doing international tours for movies. Yeah. So he's... Do you need to go on a private jet for that? Well, yes.

Because you've got to be back in time for... Bratti. Yeah. No, that's not an excuse 26. Dan Bilzerian. Who's that? Dan Blizzarian. I know the name.

Billzarian or Blizzarian? Billzarian. What do you mean? That's his name? No, Blizzarian. I'm reading it here. The poker guy. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, Blizzarian. No, Billzarian. Billzarian. I thought he's Blizzarian. Yeah, he's an asshole. Fuck him. Sorry. That doesn't surprise me.

No. Yeah. But one above him. Well, Dan Bilserian has 28 flights here, nearly a million KG of CO2, followed by Drake with 83 flights. So a big jump in the flights. Yeah, well, Jake's flying on. Bro, he has to get a plane to throw his dick from one side of him to the other side. Yeah, he's got to throw his dick all around the planet.

Yeah, then 24, Jeff Bezos. To be fair 24 for Jeff Bezos is fine I thought he'd be number one Yeah You'd imagine right Yeah given the wealth But sure yeah

I guess They're all into the yachts Aren't they Yeah And at that level They're like planes Yeah but to be fair Yorts aren't polluting

Because they're just parked In a marine in Monaco So they're not actually doing anything So they're not pollute They can just float and chill Yeah It's more what they're doing on the yachts That

Yeah What islands they're going to Yeah we need to be dropping fucking... 22 is a weird one. If people are... If, if, if, if, I think it should be international law

that if, if a mega yacht is spotted at sea, you fire. You fire a missile. Like, that should be the trade-off, you know? Like, you're gonna get extreme luxury, but you, you could be hit by a missile at any time.

You're targeted. I would buy a dingy. It's like a game of battleships, yeah. I would buy a dingy and have a rocket launch and just be put a thing in a round on the tiny little boat. Imagine, imagine all. Imagine all the mercenaries trying to get that government money just by blowing up. Super yachts.

That's like a new, like, income stream. So you know how we like, we go down and we find like ships, wooden ships on the 1800s or bow ships? In like a thousand year time, it'd be aliens finding super yachts. They'll just kind of scatter around the world. Yeah, with all sort of, like, it blown up in, in the middle of some hedonistic act and they're like, what the fuck? What was going on?

What is the hell? Number 22 is a weird. one, right? This one bothers me. Mark Wahlberg. 72 flights. That's nearly triple the flights of Jeff Bezos in a year.

Why? What is he doing? Why? What do you mean, Mark Wahlberg? What are you doing? Marky Mark. To be fair, he is also an actor, so he's probably flying around for acting. Yeah, but it doesn't justify... It doesn't, but it's like, it's context, at least. But, like, you can go

first class, that is greedy. You know, first class on a plane, on like a normal plane, is luxurious and pretty gross. It's disgusting. Compared to how they cram people into...

No, but if you've seen those new seats where they're like, oh, you'll get in this much room. So if we should make the seats that much room, where you're basically half standing, half sitting. So they're trying to cram all people in an economy. And that's an easy jet thing, isn't it? Ryan Air It's one of those ones

And I get the logic of that If the whole plane is built that way But you can't have that And then also Like the Where you have like two baths And a masseuse

And you look at the cost of like one flight To like say Japan it's like 15 grand We got a we've got to bring up Tom Cruise number 19 127 flights we actually on 19 already yeah I've been skipping some for like just these random like CEOs and billionaires

I've never heard of okay who who 19 Tom Cruise Tom Cruise 127 flights that's a considerable amount of flights he's got to go from Scientology base to Scientology base No but he's not a Scientology anymore he's given up on them

Really? Yeah five years ago he like stopped doing it Are you serious? Yes he's he's separated himself from Scientology Either way Twat move You know

Yeah We got number 15 Jim Carrey What That he retired Or is this Jim Carrey C-A-R-E-Y

I thought it was Carey C-A-R-E-Y Is that not a base It might be like another It might not be Jim Carrey Yeah That might be like someone else C-U

C-A-R-R-E-Y I always thought it was Jim Carrey I thought it was I got a fact-check myself Jim Oh no it is two ours It is two ours

Okay What the fuck is he doing? Where's he going? What's he up to? It's not that many Sonic movies coming out Yeah He might come out of

Retirement for another Sonic movie Um Floyd Mayweather Number 13 Honestly he is a dickad So it makes sense Yeah he was probably doing it

To piss people off But one above Floyd Mayweather George Lucas What 93 flights Man They were all to Epstein's Ireland No

Was he even on the list Lucas George Lucas I'm not sure if I've seen him associated I'm sorry George Lucas please edit that out I don't yeah he's coming for you

you know those videos of him just walking around in there some guys he's gonna appear through that wall and just walk in yeah there's that documentary where he just like appears in the background yeah he just like walks through yeah well there's that there's that really good picture of George Lucas

just like eating pasta in a mall you've seen it yeah that came out recently but how can you do that but also be on private jets all that's what I'm confused that's why yeah look bro I'll show you there look he's just in a mall with his newspaper just eating pasta

That literally looks like the most local Yeah, he just looks like a random guy Yeah He's got the perfect like blending look Yeah, he does, he could be anywhere He's like 40, so I gotta say He is clearly anywhere and everywhere Yeah

Whoever George Lucas's hairstylist is He's always had that down Yeah, true He's got that perfect quiff He looks pretty fly He does look fly Like a G6 Right, we're at the top 10 now

Yeah Number 10 Celine Dionne 69 flights 2.8 million KG CO2 Yeah Number nine

Kylie Jenner 72 flights 3 million KG of CO2 This is an interesting one Number 7 I skipped number 8 But he goes Tyler Perry

78 flights 3.3 million KG CO2 I'm really intrigued as to who number 1 one's gonna be I know do you have any Tyler Perry like do you have any idea how rich that man oh he's insane apparently apparently on his like his little private Hollywood thing

he's got going he films like hundreds of pages of content a day like a day he's just got this machine for what his like his TV shows his films like he's got this whole media empire and they make money it's like the worst content ever yeah

it's like the worst shit you've ever seen oh yeah they watch a video of his compound didn't we yeah yeah yeah harry and magun hid there when they were trying really it's Tyler Perry's estate yeah very weird because he's all he's in the news at the moment because he's like really thrilled about all these AI advancements because all the extra money he's going to be able to make making his awful content um and then he just shows up and gone girl and it's like i'm gonna give you a dramatic performance and be good just in one movie and then see it

right number six Steven Spielberg 120 flights 3.6 million KG CO2 12 number five

Bill Gates 112 flights 3.7 see that's hypocritical that's mega fucking hypocritical yeah because his whole thing is like we've got to save the seeds and we've got to do all this environmental stuff

like man look at yourself introspective dick face Number four, Beyonce and Jay-Z, 144 flights, 4.3 million KG. Fuck those two, genuinely. Fuck them, like borrowing Jeff Bezos's yacht as well. It's so decadent. Number three, Elon Musk, 150 flights, 4.5 million KG.

Mega, fuck him. Where, where does he need to go? you know he's got to go impregnate and make more children all around the world he's got to spread his seed he was an obvious one like of course he's gonna be on that's one that's like expected yeah yeah yeah but it like it doesn't make it any better no no no it's just less surprising it's just so gross he's always no to be fair to be fair his companies are shit so he's got to keep going back to South Africa to ask his dad for money damn that's just a theory he's got to

dart all around the world and lie about what he's making so he can inflate stock prices. Yes. Like, have you seen Tesla's stock has gone down recently? No, I haven't been keeping up with it. No, Tesla's stock has gone down a fair bit. And electric cars have in general, but

Tesa specifically because it's like oh, that stupid fucking truck we made isn't selling because we built fucking stupid truck that nobody wants. So they're not selling. Surprise, surprise. Yeah. So why would you buy it? It was weird. In the space of when the cyber truck was revealed, it was, that was like

tail end of people still finding most kind of cool. Yeah. Kind of liking him. And in that space of it coming into a full blown product. Nobody cared. Worst thing he could have possibly done for his optics was by Twitter. By Twitter and just, yeah, just be as vocal as he is. But he was chatting shit about Twitter. Then he was like, I'll buy you. I'll buy you. And then last minute he's like, no, I was kidding. And they're like, no, you you're committed now and that that really

started the yeah yeah he's like people saw him oh man he's like just destroyed Twitter yeah it's fucking about the amount of honest engagement bait shit

the engagement bait the reply farmers the yeah it's Facebook it's worse than Facebook I'd say it's worse yeah honestly go back to Facebook wow really yeah

I didn't know a social media could get worse than Facebook like I haven't used that much worse yeah because at least like Facebook doesn't it doesn't do the same shit it's not going for the the commitment to free speech thing

Twitter's doing yeah it's like just basically becoming 4chan slowly but surely like at least on on Facebook you can have a community of shit you actually want to be interested in you can just be part of a group where they'll post things about niche hobbies that you like

and you'll usually be able to find good deals on there Facebook Marketplace is fucking amazing it's the social media just because of the marketplace. Yeah. You want some cheap shit. That's how I played Half-Life Elix. You did.

It was just because I was like, bro, I'll get it on cheap. Then boom. Yeah. But bringing up Facebook, the Zuck hasn't been in this. No Zuck, but there are two left. Do you have any predictions for two and one? I do. I thought Elon Musk was two.

No, three. Oh, okay. I'm Travis Scott, obviously, and Taylor Swift. Jim? Taylor Swift is on there, right? number two Kim Kardashian 165 flights

5.8 million KG of CO2 they're an interesting one because the Kardashians they don't even like try to hide their private jet use like

yeah in their shows and shit they're always like show in like yeah let's go let's go to Germany and get a sausage

and it's like they're like the peak of like captives of this fucking ideal isn't it that's the whole look of being so yeah James was right number one Travis Scott 137

flights 6 million KG of CO2 what is he what is he doing Travis being cool what the fuck are you up to he's he's flown almost half a year

every day for half a year why would you why why don't you just want to live because you get to do it in a really nice private jet with like infinite drugs I'm surprised I'm surprised Trader Swift's not on there because I've seen a bunch of Taylor Swift and it's like

everyone's a clowning Taylor Swift for this because she's got a private jet and she flies around everywhere but I find that interesting how it's settled on her she's not even on the top 30 who's giving Travis Scott shit he's number one yeah I don't see any I mean fuck all 30 I mean fuck that guy already but like yeah what what

why are really picking and choosing here or like Kim Kardashian even all of them everyone on this list but it's specifically like all the memes all the jokes all the criticism is for Taylor Swift

it's because she's like the biggest pop star right now possibly yeah and the fact that her music is great he's enormously popular he's not Taylor Swift level but he's number one

no I mean in popularity right and it's interesting because you look at some of these flights and it's like it's literally a 10 minute flight from LA to the other side of LA

yeah Yeah Like just getting an electric car Yeah Get on a scooter Yeah An electric scooter No not even electric

You get on a scooter And then have someone Ax anybody over and kill you At least like I don't know Like pay for like Ironman suits So celebrities are like

You know Yeah Across Yeah And then we can have Fucking AIM 6 launches On the floor I didn't blow them

Like the motherfuck Sky Like no This is Bob Popeye like honest to fucking god let's be will-whip out of context why hasn't any

actually tried to shoot them down why would they you do more damage to American society by shooting down celebrities no that's how you get people to actually be against your cause you would create some martyrs wouldn't you?

Imagine if you took out Taylor Swift what the swifties would do No, but then all the... They'd be screaming for war. They'd have, like, millions of people signing up for the military to go and... Well, they say that. No, there's a fucking problem, but you can't say that. Because then the US government will shoot her down.

They'll weaponise the Swift's. Yeah, we're flying over. Yeah. So, oh, no. Another war. So if, yeah, if an enormous conflict involving America suddenly breaks out and then Taylor Swift disappears, you know exactly what's up. I hope this isn't another thing that we actually predict

As you imagine Maybe they've been saying that recently That Taylor Swift is the level of popularity now Where she could potentially swing elections She's like that Oh my good Or at least have a considerable effect On voting outcomes

No but what is back What if she steps out and she's like Kanye's it with a red calf Imagine Actually gets through and actually makes it dude if she if she fucking runs do you think she could win

yes honestly if your opponents are Joe Biden or Donald Trump if her if her VP was gone on you oh my god but surely

if Taylor Swift did accidentally die in an accident and it was just like would they knock on us be like you can't tell anyone because you get you predicted it

so you can't We've got to delete that episode. We'd have to... Well, maybe we'll disappear. They just eliminate us. We'll have to become a conspiracy theorist podcast. Another one for the pile. Ship them in with arrest.

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and ask a few questions who's got the first question well this one comes straight from what pad who go over to the jar of media subreddit and leave questions for future episodes yeah just like loose donut 3708

I work at NASA and I'll be going to the moon soon so any jar Easter So any jar Easter eggs I could put on the moon? I can't say for confidently when I'm going up, but let's just say, it's Jim's favorite part. Anyway, dog, but it's Jim's favorite, what? Jim's favorite part, yeah. James won't know this, and you probably don't remember, but last episode we had someone right in saying that they worked at Rockstar and that they worked in a department that James would love.

So I guess they're mocking that. boy what department did they work in is well they didn't say they're lying well make the GTA cars not look like fucking shit then please they do they look fucking terrible like you've got no

GTA the GTA cars the cars they design the Gt4 no the Gt4 cars are the only good ones as is driving yeah it looks good because it was also like two pixels per car you know yeah polygon. Polygon models yeah

no if you're going to if you're going to the moon the only thing you can do is poop that's the most jarthing you could ever do show your ass to the lunar surface yeah get poop in gravity

get all your intestines sucked out by the vacuum of space by just pulling your space trousers down you don't have like your guts spell like a message yeah a hashtag subscribe Sus-scribe A revert

O meal Revert to Monkey says Been really enjoying the YouTube Premiers Would you ever be open To doing a live Pooh box No

Pooh box Oh That's what they said poo Um James says too many things That needs bleeping Yeah literally

I'm too frightened of live We literally talked about How Shooting Down on Taylor's just plain Like you come on We can't actually We can't be trusted.

What do you think of YouTube premiere? Is any strong opinions here or other? Normal? Yeah, I'd say pretty normal. Yeah. Pretty goddamn normal. Aggressively normal. You have fun.

Agronormal. Ag norm. Frighteningly. What would be a good second name to compliment the first name, Agnorm. like agnormscylbite something like that yeah no no i'm gonna one up that don't think it's possible well the gayest jar fan has something that might howdy mingers long-time commenter first-time listener i'm working on a top secret project called the manhattan project part two can't give too many details for security reasons

our main innovation this time is the technology similar to how they'd add fun shapes to fireworks so my question for you boys is what jar Easter egg would you like to appear in the mushroom cloud next time the US nuke someone These other fuckers got creative

Oh shit man How insulting would it be if it was just like XD No no It would be the goatsie I think that kind of ghosty picture. That would be the most condescent if it was like LMFAO, like, you know, written out.

Yeah. Because you got like the band, the album cover of an LMFAO. Yeah. That would be a good insight. Yeah, a simple lull would suffice, though. Yeah. With the O being like the smiley face, the old meme smile. Oh my God.

No, the old yellow smile. Yeah, G.G. G.G. Yeah. G.G.W.P. Gigi noodles one says How would each of the jar members react to a genuinely real SpongeBob square pants walking into the room while they are recording? Keep in mind, this is 100% the real SpongeBob,

and he has been scaled up to around a meter tall. Game on the cast. There's a chair perfect for him. Yeah. They've got the sponge chair already. I think I'd get sick of him though. Like he'd be, he'd actually be really annoying.

No, because the only thing that comes to mind is he wouldn't be SpongeBob. He'd be that SpongeBob in the episode of where he's all shriveled up and he's dehydrated. That would be awesome. I would love, what I would do is I'd get like a bird cage big enough to keep him in. Hang him like off the ceiling. So SpongeBob is in the cage and then like a random part in every podcast. We'd rip him out of the cage. He's fighting.

He's screaming. And we just, like, beat the fuck out of him. Because he's a sponge, like, what? No, but you can't. That's SpongeBob Lord. Yeah, exactly. No, he laughs. He laughs when you attack him.

Yeah, so it would be an awesome, like, little moment each episode. We're, like, violently, like, trying to kill him, but he's, like, giggling and laughing. Yeah. Okay. That's some psych-ish. Yeah, that is psycho. What would you do with real SpongeBob then? Yeah.

Just chill. Drink some. fucking coronas asleep. Yeah, you'd like soak him up make him soak up Corona and then like Take him to Casper's. Yeah, go Casper's.

He'd get swunk. Yeah. Get the gossip on Mr. Crabs and shit. Like, how do you actually feel? On Squidwood. Yeah, Squidward. What's he like? How is it working with Squidward?

How is it working for Mr. Crabs? Do you know what I mean? We could, James could give him some driving lessons, finally getting to get that license. Yeah, you get the secret gravy party recipe. In exchange, you could teach him to drive for, there's a whole world. Yeah. A whole world of possibilities. Also, I've got to say, I've got a, I've got to shout out Paisley's bad optics yet again.

In the last episode, I forgot to mention this she had this yak chew that she decided to chew right there. And you could very clearly hear it for like the first 20 minutes. her just... It was really annoying me. Yeah. But I was thinking like, no, these are nice mics, they're not going to pick up the yak crunch.

She was chewing it as loud as possible. As loud as possible, like right there. Yeah. So no more yak for her in this room. No more Paisley. Yeah. She's dead. I old yellowed Paisley.

You sponge bobbed Paisley. Cajolio says just recently, Paul McCartney's iconic Hoffner bass. which was stolen in 1969, was discovered after 50 years in a family's attic. The base is estimated to be worth 10 million pounds and was probably the most famous missing instrument of all time. The question of the hour is this. If you discover Paul McCartney's base in your attic, what would you do with it? Return it, learn to play it, hang on to it, in the jar nest, in the jar set nestled snugly between the important man and Mel Gibson?

I don't want to be I don't want to be the I don't want to give the eddy answer I don't want to do that but you can do the biggest troll you can be a dickhead of it you just set fire to it and video it

no that would make that would destroy the internet you'd get death threats but I feel like I think you would yeah might actually put your life in danger but I would

but why no you wouldn't no because 10 million pound is 10 million pound I'm not a dumbass I'm selling that shit making the money I think I think I'd give it back

no really genuinely yeah why because I feel like there'd be he can buy it I feel like you return like Paul McCartney or what like

come on Paul wait I think that's a focus ST no Fiesta STs it sounds shit sorry yeah what would you do you could probably sell it back to him for like okay this is worth 10 million I give me a million and, uh, you know,

than deal. Because I think after 50 years, the statue of limitation is probably not the white thing. He probably doesn't have any ownership of it anymore. But it's his famous iconic bass. I wouldn't recognize it. I'd, um... You're not a bass player?

Huh? Huh? No, but no, this is a thing. Imagine going to... I'm not a bass player. He said I wouldn't recognize it. That doesn't make it not the iconic base. Yeah, but I wouldn't know that it is.

I don't know what Paul McCartney's base looks like. No, but the hypothetical is you have it. Yeah, so I find... Well, how do I come to... Like, I find it in the attic. I'd be like, oh, cool. I mean, the fucking demon comes out of a hole, and it's like, here you go. It just gives me...

Does he tell me what... Yeah, he's like, this is exactly what this is. It's worth 10 million bucks. Okay. Here's a little moral fucking decision for you. Well, I'd say... It's not moral. I'd say...

Give me money instead. It's an object. I don't... Whatever. Do you know what I mean? I don't know what you mean? No, see, the bigger one is, what if you just happened to go to a car boot sale one day?

And it was there, and someone selling it for like 10 pound. It was just like, oh... Because that happens. Like, some people do that. Well, yeah, if you know what it is and you recognize it, like, I'd probably sell it. See, I always... growing up I hated that show

Antiques Road Show But I think ever since Like Getting to know Mark a little bit And his whole Antique love thing And getting a bit of appreciation for that And just like old things are cool

Vintage things are cool Yeah I like that now I agree So I guess what I'm saying is You'd keep it Antiques Road Show Get on it

Yeah There's barrels and antique. I got a few antiques. The monkey's an antique. I got an antique on the stairs. The gorilla's an antique.

Zunbiene's? On the subject of an antique, he's becoming an antique. Oh, are you making an age joke? Yeah. Not quite. I'll be an antique in

I guess it's a matter of weeks now. Yeah. unlucky Way dickard Miniature Rani A regular writer in a row Says this Bear bear bear

On the topic of Monster Energy drinks I used to have several a day And developed a pretty painful dependency on them Last year I went cold turkey on caffeine And Monster And it was the absolute worst experience ever The headaches and shakes and exhaustion Was almost debilitating

But once I got past the withdrawal symptoms My quality of life improved massive massively. I got to sleep better, my stomach felt better, and I could get through the day without guzzling caffeinated battery acid drink. Not saying it's a pleasant experience, but I do recommend easing off energy drinks like Monster. Also, yes, Rockstar Energy is also down here in New Zealand. Oh wow. I never know there are Kiwi, so that's cool. Um, I've, for some new drinks as much caffeine as I do. I've not suffered any withdrawal symptoms. I haven't really noticed any

withdrawals that level I've never experienced that I've never experienced that well yeah drinking that amount of monster is actually insane because I mean like one cup of coffee is a cup of coffee right

one yeah one monster is like four coffees yeah I guess they said several a day whatever that means yeah so that's anything from I've never had more than one in a day if I did have one yeah I'd say I'm maxed

have two in a day and it's not even the caffeine that I'm really searching for it's like a disgustingly sweet sensation early in the morning yeah and it's got like

ginseng in it and stuff and I'm like yeah I'll swallow I'll have the occasional Red Bull I'll uh Mm-hmm. The other day I went to buy one and picked up the biggest size one,

and then looked at it, it was like, wait, hold on. This is like an enormous Red Bull. Yeah. They're doing them big now. Yeah. They're doing them aggressively big. Yeah, it must be like 10 cups of coffee in those massive ones. But yeah, I'm glad they got over it.

But it's one of the vices have somehow managed to keep in fairly relative. check yeah yeah yeah and uh i don't think i'm addicted to caffeine yeah i don't think i am either it's just when you go to work every day you just get into routine of making coffee a certain times or doing it a certain way because it's just i think it's something i can genuinely say that i like and i don't need it yeah you know you want it yeah i want it i definitely want it I've still lived most of my life not drinking coffee I only discovered coffee 2020 I think

I didn't really mess with it before then yeah yeah yeah I've been drinking coffee since I was like 19 like actually appreciating it like you know like in the flavor like in oh right I discovered caffeine properly when I was 19 when I was drinking coffee and then getting that

buzz and being like oh I like this I'm focused I'm intense I've never felt the buzz I can talk like succinctly quite quickly when I'm on this substance and I'm wired and never tired and it's

the most amazing thing and I never want to stop and then I chilled up I never felt the the positives of it because it's like oh this is a thing that is nice to drink so I'll drink it yummy flavor um so seeing as i mentioned the the lying the clearly lying jarling says they work

at rock star they wrote in again well industry jarling says this Alex is there any proof i could pass to you to prove i'm legit that wouldn't cost me my job if this is a similar situation to the evil jarling and you'd like it to not continue being brought up every now and again that's fair enough but I hope I'm not blocked slash muted as I'd like to still participate in this fun community much love Berber

how could they prove it if you you can DM the JAR Media Twitter some kind of evidence your pay slip yeah yeah there must be something

I don't know take a picture with the president of Wobster I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I don't believe you, you're a liar You are a liar Stop it And in response to that

This is crazy, okay The evil jarling wrote in A reformed evil jarling has written in Reformed? He's Yeah, because he's seeing a pattern emerge And he had to write in to Knit this in the fucking bud So Star Wars nonce

That's his name now says this evil jarling here i've been locked out of my evil jarling account for quite some time probably deservedly so i had two huge problems in my life one as jim put it way too chronically online and two being a chronic liar the latter cause the end of a five-year relationship oh i've been trying to lead a more normal honest life under this new alias I can honestly say that the rock star employee jarling is not me but I can tell you that he's completely lying hearing his pose read out reminded me so much of my fauna self gooned on lies I see every possible red flag and it's slightly comforting to see a fellow lying gooner in the wild

and for the first time genuinely feeling like I've grown past them to the rock star jarling if you're reading this heed my warning and take the better path even if they believe you the excitement of pulling off a lie will dwindle instantly and you'll just need a new lie that's more outlandish than the one before

humans are lovely people once you just get to know the real honest you find peace brother I'm going to say it I'm going to say this I don't believe the evil jarling that is I think that's not the evil

that's someone I think this whole thing's aboos by the evil jarling I think the walkstar person is the evil jarling. The conspiracy never ends. It just keeps getting deeper. Oh, no. Oh, my God. There was no, but did you accuse the box star

jarling of being the evil jarling? I did, yes. Okay. So he has reason to deny his connection to the... He has motivation to come out of the woodwork and make his case. I feel the reformed energy. I feel...

I don't. but he might have learned to lie so well that he knew this would sell that 40 chess yeah we're all getting played by the evil jarling what's the uh

the box star the walkster jarling's username industry jarling that's their red in that's cut industry evil the industry is evil I feel like that name almost makes it too obvious like no I think why would you name like surely you're a person

you've got a Reddit account is probably your thing if you're like a rock star employee you've probably got interest outside yeah exactly yeah the one you're probably normal

it gives it away a little bit yeah you're not gonna base you right online yeah it's like um killing is distasteful says this for Alex did you pre-order the new

stop making sense 4K Blu-ray I did way too expensive but I'm a sucker for the movie but for all but for all what's

the most anti-consumer way to release an item in your opinion? And if you think it's interesting, what's a very pro-consumer way to release anything or a good practice you've seen that's worth praising? I only thought about this because that stopped making sense Blu-ray. This is something that could have been a standard accessible to buy a release is right now just a very expensive collector's edition release, ignoring how a UK Blu-ray company like Arrow Video will probably do a standard release. So I did pre-order this and I wound up feeling like James with how much postage I'm paying

to get it How much you paid? I think just for the postage for the really cool 4K Blue Racer and a T-shirt I think it was like $70 which is bad Yeah

really bad and it feels horrible Yeah That's nothing's like More than the things you're buying but it is extremely cool you're gonna get taxed on it though it's already taxed that was included in the oh that's nothing that's fuck all

that's nothing man nobody's not getting an engine shit I didn't get tax on that to be fair five five okay loopholes baby anti-consumer I would say is this new thing every supermarket does where you get the true price

with the scanning your card thing. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot my card, I can't get the true price. That sucks. Yeah, that sounds anti-consumer. I think like forced opposite of abundance. Like one Nintendo, do you?

There's a term for it. They did it with like the Nintendo Wii. Manufactured scarcity. Yeah, yeah. I think that's very anti-consumer. That's very FOMO I would say yeah FOMO stuff in general is anti-consumer

Yeah Free-to-play models Yeah Largely anti-consumer What's a pro-consumer thing you can think of? Actual betas that are betas

like game betas yeah when the old school betas like halo reach betas yeah yeah oh we're releasing this thing so that when the game launches it's 100% perfect ready for launch that's that's pro-consumer it gives a good idea of what you're going to spend your money on

yeah that is pro-consumer um I find it quite difficult to think of it price cheap but it's not just that because it also has to be like reliable in some way well yeah like easily accessed

is a big plus you know like using games again like Dead Island 2 for example or control when I bought it like I had to go onto a different

service which isn't my main platform for playing games I have to go somewhere else put in my card information and stuff on that separate thing that like that that santa consumer i think yeah i would say something like um hell divers too seems kind of pro consumer lower price of entry to actually buy the game microtransactions less predatory they are there but i feel like it's that thing where you get the game for cheap

it's really good you're playing it a lot yeah i'm gonna be more likely to buy yeah the reasonably priced more you know we're just less put in a little bit every now yeah yeah um as opposed to a suicide squad yep yeah which has already already been outpaced by arkham knight like there are more players on arkham knight on steam than there are on suicide squad wow wow that's rock steady done but yeah arkham knight has been like being played a lot more on Steam right now Because people are Oh yeah

We could make something cool Yeah Right Quick one Since we're on the subject of games Have you seen the borderline's trailer Yeah I saw it yesterday Oh my fucking god

We thought it was gonna be bad It's gonna be bad It's all the movie Yeah the movie trailer is that No I've not seen it Oh my god You know bro I'm just gonna show you it right now You need to see

Let's talk about this It's the bone boy what was the song in the original borderlands trailer like the ballerlands 2 one boylands 1 the reviewer trailer it had like wasn't it um

a back song or something yeah I think you're right right but look here we go Eli Roth's Borderlands 2024 it looks it looks fucking bad

There's so much to say about this film. Firstly, let's be honest, there's a Borderlands movie at Weddy exists, and it's a fucking masterpiece, and it's called Mad Max Fulwe Road. I mean, that's better than anything. I think Boardlands, yes. Ever heard. And the thing of Borderlands is that... Borderlands is cringe.

It's a cringe-ass game, but it's got a fun gameplay loop, and it's got a nice art style. I know Cheryl Sayle's hype, overweight or whatever. You can't take that. And then make it live action. You can't. Yeah, it looks... Oh, fucking bad.

I don't know why they didn't go with the... the, like, animation style of... Spider-Verse. Yeah, Spider-Verse. Oh, it tells of the Boardland. Well, like, everything's doing the Spider-verse thing with, like, the frame stuff. I feel like you could actually make that work.

No one would see it, though, because people don't like animation. Yeah. But the fact that... I mean, that... It's the... It's the... The ugliest looking shit I've ever seen. It is ugly as fuck, and I don't think Kate Blanket is a good lilith.

No. And the fact that she doesn't even look like a siren. She's like one of the best working actors, but like weird casting. Yeah. Yeah. And why get an actor like that? Like that good for something such shit. I mean, she's been in like Marvel movies, I guess, but like, it's different.

It feels different. I'll give it one thing. And this might be controversial. Jack Black is a better clap trap Yeah I hate that character I hate the original I'm sorry

You think that one is worse No no no no no no no no no listen There's the original clapchap has a special place And do you know why I guess why has a special place Why Because that voice That voice that that cringe fucking clap track Isagi

The dialogue is all just what goes through IG's head. And for that, like the star of Borderlands 2 is like painful. I love the Starborns too. Is you her, Perian? It's funny. Borderlands is funny. It has some humor.

The Clabrapster. No. No, no. It has some Jack. Cool, funny. That's what, that was the best part. Without that, it literally has nothing. The Borderlands recognize that as well.

Yeah, but the thing is that. They brought back, didn't they? Yeah. you can't adapt the movie because the movie's not is going to be serious and it's not going to understand that borderlands is cringe you need to be goofy and shit that that's a part of the appeal of portland yeah it's just a horrible fucking idea

yeah terrible idea and it's not like the third one the third one bombed the third one didn't even do well the third one sucked yeah and the thing that boardlelands sucks like in hindsight well boardlands two is kind of sick boardlands two two was the right place right time yeah it doesn't it doesn't was like a decade too late. Two does not hold up. I'd happily go pretty.

Because the shooting sucks. Like the game feels horrible. Yeah, like all of it sucks. It was the only game that was doing that at the time. Yeah, and that's why I have one of it. To be fair to it, yeah, like it was innovative and... We love playing it. Yeah, I don't regret playing it loads.

I have very fond memories. I've got mega fond memories, but like I don't feel like I could go back and play that game. I think I could. When I have the option of like going back and playing other, car games. Like I'd sooner play Dead Island. I'd play Dead Island any day. And that game's actual dick. This is the best shit I've ever played.

Like for a big AAA game, the writing in Boardlands 3 it's, I've mentioned it before and I've harped on about it, but it's so embarrassing I like could not believe it was the level it was. Yeah, and I think I could have finished that game based on the gameplay. It does feel much better than

two and stuff. but like it it just irritates you and irritates you and irritates you and then it's like okay fuck you I'm but I can't you've you've pushed it so hard yeah yeah yeah well James we've got a question for you we've actually got two for you oh yes I was called Coggi says bebe jar grand wizards first question is for James I seem to have come across a 1998 Mitsubishi now I don't know if This is Pajero, Pajero, Pajero, Jr. In my home country for sale for about £1,000. I have a weird obsession with this car after seeing it available,

but I need the opinion of the pisser dictator himself. If he disagrees with this purchase, what would he suggest for a car that doesn't need much passenger space, two people most of the time, but has plenty of space for tools, bikes, dogs, etc., in the back? well it's a little fucking divvy thing oh it's kind of like a jeep yeah so yeah fucking buy it

don't think about it by it your best decisions will be ones you make with no thought just but because even if it's a wash bucket even if it's shit even if it goes wrong you're going to experience things with it and you'll be like oh I can go up this muddy hill

and then you'll get stuck and you'll have a grand time because it'd been an experience just buy it don't think buy it And the second half was for me and Jim. For Alex and Jamie, I have two younger brothers, but we struggled to get along and be friends when we were younger. I attribute this to our difference in ages and maturity levels, which are more noticeable when you're a child. Lucky we are closer now since we've all become young adults. It seems like you two didn't have this issue.

Do you have any advice for younger jarlings who have siblings so they don't miss out when years of friendship with their sibling like I did? For context, me and my brothers are all two years apart, e.g. 20. 4, 22 and 20 now. I feel like it changes with the time anyway, right? Yeah. Um, I think you're always gonna butt heads. There's... But like that definitely reached a sort of peak more so during like teenage years, right?

I'd say more like preteen. Like... Kind of like year seven, year eight. Like, I guess you going into teenage years, and me being three years behind, like, I guess I would have been 10 when you were 13 and, like, because, yeah, when you start secondary school and stuff, I think you become much more, like, jaded. Yeah, I mean, you do, but, and like, aware of egos. not you like you don't know that you are but like suddenly like social standing and stuff

becomes much more important so then you're kind of trying to display this like yeah I'm the fucking guy and then you got this little littler guy who's running around being a dick and then you're like kind of using that person as the older sibling to be like yeah I'm the fucking big wig in this town

yeah um yeah I think you you can't control dynamics like that like that is having a sibling is that you're gonna

fucking beat the shit out of each other and do like get angry and do dumb shit and I feel like having I feel like three kind of changes the dynamic a little bit too yeah for sure you could probably speak to that James I was the youngest and the only

siblings so I was just abandoned yeah so there's a slight James is a boy who would do. Well, then ever times, like, duos would, like, form to pick on the other one? No, it was just my sister who was insane and would manipulate in line, do everything she can to physically harm her brother and sister. And the old one was just like, no, don't do that to my brother. Okay.

So I was just the protected one while my two sisters fought each other. So at least you have some balance there. Yeah. You got the, the aim. Angel and the devil. Yeah, I was going to say something, but turns out I forgot. Yeah, I think shit immediately changes, like,

just at a level of maturity. And that was probably, I don't know if it was around when I was like 1415, that suddenly our dynamic just changed. Like I still pissed you off and you still pissed me off, but it would never escalate to the same degree. Yeah. Because that was, yeah, the juvenile escalation. Yeah.

It's more than hope kind of wrapped up in the parts where you're more juvenile. Yeah. And I mean, when you're a kid, you're going to be dumb. I mean, when you're a teenage, you're going to be dumb. I mean, when I think about some of the times, how many fights were a... manifestation of like just boredom or whatever yeah yeah because i remember like when we'd go certain places i'd be bored as fuck so i i would start shit i would be annoying as hell yeah and i'd do the same didn't have no mobile phones didn't have yeah didn't have my steam deck yeah i didn't

have red den online what are you talking about yeah and then like we get the game boys but we have one game and it's like so we play the shit out of that we're getting on great the fourth time going through Pokemon green. I'm like, no, this is boring. Time to throw it at his head or something. Yeah,

let's just start some shit. Do you remember those weird adapters? Like, you had to plug in the back of those to trade. Yeah, to go to the Pokemon fight and stuff. Yeah, these like half moons.

Yeah, that's right. That's wireless. Yeah, that's right, because you had to do it with the Y before. Yeah, it's so stevie. Um,

God, I bet that he's made so much money. The other one for James. Vertex. reads. I'm a video jockey in my local music scene out in Seattle. I performed a show with Goldie a few months back and this happened to coincide with the episode where James mentioned his appreciation for Goldie and his love for drum and bass in general. I got curious if he has any other D&B wrecks since it could deppin the parasocial relationship between us. Has he heard of

evil intent? Yep. Noisier. Yep. Noisier's not drum bass. That's kind of a bit different mix. Please confirm if this is true. It says Jim, please confirm if this is true, of some reason. I think people get confused between Jim and James. Yeah, because Jim is a James Nick. James, yeah. Drum and Bear Boys. P.S. I always play Evangelion clips at my shows in case James shows up.

Good. Keep doing that. Don't stop. Evangelion will remain. But no, that's kind of sick that you kind of are with Goldie. That's like the coolest fucking shit imaginable. uh l t j bucombe legendary um liquid drama base um ambience jungle oh ha ha you've got fuck me now i'm gonna have to go from my drama base playlist which is impossible um yeah goldy timeless is oh fuck me photech how do you spell that p h o t e k uh uh uh

um good um give me a second i'm i'm going through because there's a fair few peshaye daed sabre um makoto blue martin just trying to think yeah that's the main ones like makoto stuff is very good he's way more modern like not as jungle focused as some of the other ones but you've listened to makoto as well yeah yeah i like what you've shown me yeah because he's an actual music composer of like Granitasmos so it just makes sense but yeah LTJ Book and Bloomartens albums are very good

but yeah any of the artists associated with good looking oh no I'd also shout out DRS and DJ Markey because they're both very good as well Omni Trio I think there's a if you've got my Twitter

my cringe Twitter not my good Twitter if you go down there's actually someone for the old Google Plus days they used to talk to actually did a whole tweet about all the best

like John Bass jungle artists and you find it Google Plus Google Plus the old days remember when you had to have it for YouTube

yep and everyone hate everyone hated it yeah it's stupid right is that all your recommendations yep right let's end on this one then

from Corrin 856 hi job boys bear bear I come to you with a genuine question do you think that sometime From now, the internet will revert back to its 2016 era. I know this might seem outrageous to some,

but every day I see something it reminds me of that era slowly creeping back into our modern one, with the rise of large right-wing figures such as Andrew Tate, Aidan Ross, etc. And this so-called war on woke, I cannot help but see the hateful rhetoric from that era of the internet slowly reappear in our modern day. I even see this slow creep back into infecting modern YouTube as most of the podcasts I listen to

have somehow all become right-wing propaganda machines that talk about stuff such as conspiracy theories as a queer person this honestly does scare me as I fear this might lead to a mass radicalisation of people online leading to in turn normalisation

in hatred towards my group and others thoughts oh Billy you're so I don't think I don't think so I think it's all like a microcosm

and if really for those listening Billy just like put her head in the candle yeah what was I even saying that shit threw me off

there's there's also like a lot of left wing stuff out there's popular yeah and if if if for example I've been watching like loads of leftist YouTubers recently so what do I see in my feed and in my YouTube shorts all leftist stuff just a boorish opening his porn fault I don't even know who Vosch is I keep reading comments Like on these videos There'll be commenters Like talking about Vosch

And I'm like I know that name But I don't know who it is I mean these are like slightly lesser known People compared to like the destinies And the he's a sport Of destiny Yeah Vos is pretty big He's pretty yeah he's pretty

It's pretty big Yeah I don't watch Vorsch That's what I'm saying Good I don't watch Vosch or destiny or um her son and that's like

but you should be watching Conchard's not in that same group I don't think all of my Left Wing YouTubers No but think of Concha compared to like

Vortion shit Conchard doesn't I think there's a difference There's a difference Between left wing YouTubers and leftist YouTubers I think What do you mean

Some of them Come across as more like performative Than More griff Yeah, I've I think streaming is a black a bad platform for any political discourse Why? Because the the format is like a guy sitting in front of a screen and just talking Mm-hmm, so like when when do you if you're educating someone about

politics and like the way these systems work mm-hmm I don't think think the best way to do that is to just spitball while playing fucking league oh yeah no i guess it depends on like what the content is like someone do like research streams where they go through like academic papers yeah i mean streaming isn't what i engage with but i don't think for me like if i want to learn something i won't go to a stream you know um but my my point is you're you're like subjected to what you seek out to a degree you know i algorithm yeah i'm exposed to like if if i based my worldview now on what i'm being shown it'll be like well the world is like really progressive and like there's there's people coming out of the woodwork talking about all these

these different things that i agree with so the world looks positive Because that's the algorithm reflecting what you want to watch. I think the issue is that a lot of right-wingship being like the Andrew Tates and stuff, the guy's like mega charismatic and funny and makes for good YouTube shorts. Yeah, that's a big thing. And also it's just kind of more flagrant, you know? Like Joe Rogan talking about conspiracies It's more entertaining

Yeah Yeah But I don't know if I disagree slightly with it I still think there are way more Big popular right wing Or right leaning or libertarian kind of figures in the space It just comes simple It always comes down to the fact that the white

Don't fight the left do So there's always the sex of Yeah that's the difference between well all the leftist streamers hate each other you know do they yeah yeah but I don't think that's the the whole problem I think that's like too simple I do think there is some truth though in the I don't know they're like similarities in the feeling of the what do you want okay with that 2016 feeling with the with the the elections

the Was 2016 the year Trump That was the Brexit Trump year Wow And now we have another We have an election this year And so does the US Wow

And ours is being staggered slightly After the US's one To try and avoid that mess See I think now that Trump Has already Been president The stakes have been lowered Why?

Because it's like... It was pretty nuts some of the things that happened. Yeah, especially at the end and stuff. Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, like, the... Nothing really changed apart from the... The beliefs of these people, like, appeared to get more extreme. Which is... feels like it's kind of capped, you know?

Yeah, I don't know. I think him becoming president forever shifted, like, the... The culture. The culture, the range of, like, political spectrum. Oh. Like, it just got broader. You know? And, um...

Got broader, but also weirdly more... Just, I don't know. Didactic. Yeah. And... Also, Trump's going to be the president again. Do you reckon?

I'm telling you right now that's what's going to happen. Which thing is going to be true from this episode that Taylor Swift gets fucking blown up over some oil rich country or... No, it's like hilarious. If there is somehow a debate between those two, it's going to be a fucking bloodbath. I'm sorry.

Well between Taylor Swift and Donald. Trump? Trump and Biden. It's Biden running again? No. Yes. There's no way he is. Surely the Democrats are going to kick him out.

You're sure they'll just actually... Who else is there? Like Kamala, she's got a Joker energy. You've seen that video of Kamala with bringing the Joker. Bringing the Joker. It's the most unhinged fucking video. She's like outside of school or something and she's trying to sing the wheels on the bus go round and round.

But like, the way she sings it is like, have you ever heard that song? Like, what the fuck? And it's like, just like that scene, uh, it has the same feeling as that scene of when the Joker is dressed as the nurse leaving the hospital. I got to try and find it now because it is wacky. But I do find as well from watching all the, this stuff on YouTube, um, the left-leaning stuff. it's all American politics and I find that

the more I learn about American politics the more I have a disconnect from the politics in my own country You know Why? Because I'm gaining all this knowledge about a place I don't live in

you know yeah because it's like wwee entertainment yeah um and america like all social media's come from america so something happening in america feels more important because you see it all yeah you know immediately when they dictate a lot of things yeah but when stuff happens in my own country i like i don't necessarily even hear about it hmm i found it by the way That's creepy What is the fucking around That's creepy as hell is the fucking issue That's creepy as hell

The whales on the bus go round and round Oh Billy don't like that Billy don't like that one bit What does James think? Kamala for president? I don't care about American politics. So, actually, I don't want to have a say

because it's like, we can't let American politics take us all the time. And yes, sure, absolutely. I know that, yeah, there's a funny election coming up and there's going to be funny memes, but naturally. Funny election, Matt. It's going to be shit either way. There's no, like, positive that's coming out of it because the pendulum swung so far in the white

that it's just going to be a white hellhole for the next 10 years. Like Argentina. I think it'll be okay here, but I don't know about America. Yeah, like, in itself. I don't think the pendulum has swung so far in either direction. But it has.

COVID has ruined this world. I feel like since 2016, we have seen the pendulum go, dood, do, do. But, I mean, that's all based on, like, what you're exposed to. Like, I don't think. think people like we don't just flip-flop

on our beliefs like no but this is called the Overton window the Overton window yeah yeah we're just like accepted politics they just they just move and it tends to go from one to the other

but I why don't like I personally feel this you know I've like I've basically stuck to voting one way I have since I turned 18 I've voted one way but I'm sure like I don't know

I think go back to some old casts and they probably read way more like you know anti-SJW more yeah yeah but that doesn't which is like a reflection of the time how like my country would be governed you know my my stupid beliefs based on like shit I was watching on YouTube back then because like that really was

what everyone was just being exposed to. But it also informed a lot of like political ideas though like yeah but I mean it never changed the way I voted but I'm saying like more if you were

the age you were in 2016 now yeah the conclusion might be like more everyone going on about woke everyone going on you know um yeah some similarities but it seems like the the branding has kind of changed a little bit yeah i mean i just need more time on this earth to see the cycles more um yeah as well and the it the adoption of like woke s jw stuff was abandoned to us because we were on the internet

Woke is now in newspapers and Yeah, I don't think you're really seeing Social Justice Worry in papers No, no, you straight up won't But now Maybe towards the end of like gaming or something There might be the occasional Mention, but I don't know

Yeah It's a tough one man It's a difficult one Yeah, I think I think I think the the direction overall is hopefully

positive you know humanity you know I mean we seem to be for the no it's not even true

looking at like shit that's happened over the past few years yeah I don't know what's that stat where like in the first half an hour of your day, you're absorbing more information than generations before. Yeah. Yeah. Weeks or, you know.

I want to end this show on some good information. And that is a big thank you to the... Can I leave that in? You said it's good news. Yeah, what's the good news? Well, I'm feeling blue. Nah! Not funny.

Get fucked.