JAR Media Posdact - Alex is Sorry, Eh? - JARCast Episode 343

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

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Shall I just do this for now? Yeah, it would take an hour. That's the library. Yeah, yeah, I'm quoting the library, huh? Oh, yeah, oh wow, these quotes are actually broken down by mission. Whoa. Oh, we could just go through the whole game. Yeah, I'm afraid that's out of the question, really.

Remember that? No, no. Well, this is Jogast episode 3443, Yieldy Spark. Ah! Hey, I'm a genius. So this episode, unfortunately, for all the non-gamers out there, all the norotypical people this one is going to be

a breakdown of Y343 ruined Halo so if you are neurotypical please leave you won't get much fun out of this one yeah so first six hour halet breakdown and about time two and I want to say I've never played any halo so this is going to be new ground for me

before we get too deep into that halo lore let me shout out the Jail Media patrons to make the audio version of the show possible get their names read out as well if they're a debby tier or a bow of usually the first or second of each month, but it'll be attached to this episode because of, let's say, technical difficulties, huh?

Alex has been mental. So I'm Alex, Jim and James. Hello. Howdy? You want to go home and rethink your life. Jha is the podcast that makes you think about your own life more than any other podcast.

More like the pod race. Ooh. I see Star Wars is kind of Halo adjacent Right So we can battle that one In the same episode Let's break down the way

Disney ruined Both yeah Star Wars Anything else Did you guys want to I'm not gonna This isn't going to be a normal episode I am

I guess it's been like 20 I've been 24 hours here in the UK Now But still a bit off I guess I've been in Toronto The past 10 days for a few things

for the film festival there to meet some people to hang out of Adam I'll get into that in more world class what did you have a single glizzy out there did you get glizzy oh yeah

some world class sorries sorry sorry sorry hey I actually had one of those really sorry eight because one of the days and one of the busier days in the schedule

where we'll see in four movies in one of the days so we knew that We weren't going to have much time for food, really, during the day. In the morning, I went to the local supermarket to get some, like, cliff bars, some energy bars. Adam wanted a certain flavor. He wanted, like, the coconut flavor. And I went and found them, and the one flavor they didn't have was coconut.

And the guy was like, oh, I'm sorry. I can go check out back for you. So we went and did that and came back. I'm sorry, eh? I didn't have any. Um, yeah, I've heard, I've heard more apologies this past 10 days than maybe my whole lifetime before. Does it not make you, like, change how you view apologising? Kind of, no, because what I was, what I started doing, I was like instinctually when people were saying sorry, I'm like, it's fine, don't worry.

I was like saying that, but they just mean it, excuse me, or like, sorry for taking up your space, I guess. Or sorry for somehow impeding your day by being in the way. I guess it's kind of like an acknowledgement of your existence. Yeah, but like do you do it's interesting like culturally, I guess, because I don't know, it's like what you, do you feel like you're, you shouldn't be where you are and you feel like you need to apologize for getting in the way? Yeah, that is definitely one interpretation. Because I was like, I don't know, I feel, I, I consider myself very cordial, fairly cordial and like,

yeah, I'll say, excuse me or whatever. I'll say sorry if, like, I bump into someone or do something like this. But for that to be the default, I don't know about that. I mean, I'm quite a big sorrier. You're a sorrier. I'm a sorry. Yeah, I think I would. You have to change the accent a bit, but you blend in.

Sorry. I believe that you shouldn't apologize. Unless you've actually done something wrong, you have no reason to ever say those words. Oh, how unfortunate. Oh. It's actually quite late on a Sunday. I shouldn't be doing that. Yeah, sorry about that interruption, I guess.

I guess the white balance that something is off my end. But, yeah, going back to my trip, right? Yeah. Did you guys want to address anything from that last episode? I haven't seen it yet. I've got to download it ready to go. Some people were really happy about the added ASMR elements we added in. Macbang

for artistic effect really trying a new like era with jar where we're trying to be 3D sounds like 4D sort of fits like

you know that that sound that everyone loves when your fork scrap scratches and scrapes the bottom of a bowl like a lot of that sort of ambillon

and people resonated with it I was really surprised. Like, I felt the need to apologize. Like, I wrote extra bits in the description and stuff. Like, I'm not a YouTuber. I don't know what I'm doing when it comes to, like, descriptions and stuff. Like, I don't even know how to add time codes and make it work.

Hence, they're not being them. But I was like, I'm sorry for particularly James's really loud, like, scarfing of the food. You know, like you were shoveling that in. It was a nice meal, I'm going to appreciate it. And I don't blame you, it was really delicious. And I apologize for it, but people loved it. They loved it.

Yeah, they were like, eat more. Eat more. We can only eat so much. ASMR's where it's that. Yeah. We could do a side thing, a side ASMR thing. Yeah, do it. People love it.

Yeah? People love it. Eating with my feet. bing bing So I guess The last episode was accidentally uploaded On the RSS feed to the JAR-Kive Yeah James did that

I didn't do that I was basically passed out all day Because I had a hangover And I edited half the cast and Jamie re-did all of it You edited a quarter of the cast I edited half of it I got halfway through it And then I laid it on the floor James said James said

James was like we don't need to beep stuff out we'll just get flagged or whatever I did I was like and I was listening through it and relatively early on James said a word that I deemed very not appropriate and I was like okay

What did I say? Well I'm not going to say it again I'm pretty sure it was the F word no but yeah but yeah so I then had to sort of go through all of it and make sure James didn't drop any no I can't

don't make it out and me like to make sure because like in the interims and stuff we we say like politically insensitive we're not politically insensitive but politically are we going to have to blur this in inciting of violence against anyway um we do a lot of that yeah I had to sort of be on high alert to catch any like right so now you know what my filtering process is like hey it's not my it's not my fault it's quite hefty and you've got like um sort of just filter. You've got to filter the cast.

I've, what I learned from watching a few podcasts recently, as long as you're four hours in and you're talking about, you're watching, you know, it's fine. Just get four hours in. Well, yeah, you've got to be four hours in. But it's fine. We can go for four hours if I can start talking about that. Yeah, so guys,

yeah, I'm not going to do any normal housekeeping or anything. I just kind of want to talk you through some of the things on this trip, right? I got some stories to convey to you guys, right? Are they to do with Halo in any way? Well, most of them do happen to be about Halo, but if you guys are okay with that, what do you reckon? Yeah.

So, yeah. Yeah, I had a pretty packed trip. I'm still actually processing some of the craziness from being honest. But I'm going to start at the beginning, as all good stories do. Well, not even true. Yeah. South Antales being one of those examples. Halo actually, the beginning was Halo Reach.

Actually, where it ended. So. I had two kind of weird airport experiences, right? Started almost immediately. This is London Gatwick, I think I went from. I get through customs and everything. Actually, not even there before I start getting problems. I don't know, I get overwhelmed pretty easy, right?

And there's nowhere more overwhelming and stressful than an airport. Yeah. I find them liminal hellholes. I love airports And I can't relax till I'm sat on that plane And I know we're going Yeah I get that I get that but in my mind

You've got to view an airport It's just a loading screen And no matter what you do You can't fuck up there But it's like a loading screen You can though Because it's like a five hour long loading screen as well Okay no this is what I'm gonna call you out

Why didn't you do all your checking The day before? I did I did everything right Well apart from this one thing I'm about to say Because I've been told that you left, you got there multiple hours early to do the check in him. No, you're advised to show up to airports three hours early. That's what I did.

Yeah, like you need to get there. You need to be there at least. Yeah, at least. So I was there in good, good-ass time. The mistake that was on me, right, is like, you got, you got to, if you got a bag, a recent says, you got to, you got to check the bag in. You got to put on that. Yeah, yeah. I had my bag booked in, ready to go.

I couldn't find the place you do it. And I don't know, I don't know, I wasn't thinking, right? So I just go through customs with my big bag. Oh. So I've gone through and then right before the bit where they're like properly patting you down and stuff. I'm like, this doesn't feel right. Like no one else has bags this big.

So I like go up to someone. I'm like, I didn't check my big bag. What am I supposed to do? And they're like, oh, hang on, just give me your ticket. Let me undo your boarding pass or whatever. So when you come back, you'll be able to do it. And by now it's already been like half an hour past. I'm like,

oh man, come on, I'm gonna... So I go back, find the airline I'm with, getting the queue to check my back. I'm like, oh, cool.

15 minutes passes, the line hasn't moved. Yeah, I'm just starting to get... I start to be getting like... It's starting to get concerned, right? Another 20 minutes passes. The line still hasn't moved. People are getting antsy.

Like, no one's bag... All the system went down. The computers weren't working. No one could check any bags in. This is a common thing. So, yeah, more and more time. I wound up being, like, an hour and 15 minutes, just stood in this line, nothing, no movement.

Oh, wow. So, and I think it went down just about right as I arrived as well. So, like, if I didn't make that initial mistake, I probably could have got through fine. So, yeah, that's all happening. I managed to get my bag off in time after all that waiting. Don't even have enough time to, like, grab a coffee or whatever through, once I'm, and through customs. Because again, once I was in the bit, once you've gone through all the checks and you're in the, like, zone where you can buy the booze and, you know, there's all the restaurants and whatnot, the waiting areas. These very official high up, like, police type people were all in, like, a line blocking certain areas.

I start walking, it's where I got to go to get to my flight waiting area. I'm like, stopped by this guy. He's like, this is still in England. In England. Yeah, this isn't even the Canada side yet. this guy like he comes up to me and he's like hey do you have your passport um you're in the same age profile um have the same like hair and whatever as someone we're looking for no wait no way is it the person who escaped prison who had curly hair i don't know but like he was it was

the same period he asked my details he asked where i was going um it wasn't that intense but like then he said i could go but that was like man this is this is already off to something This is already getting crazy. The thing about this, if this is Gatwick, having gone to Gatwick, there is something really liminal about that. Because I remember the last time I was there, it's just like a horribly white corridor. It's almost like an industrial unit.

Yeah. And it's like, it feels really off and really horrible because the layout is terrible. It's like once you get through the security, you're just in this time out of time. Yes, weird midspace. where they're like no matter the time of day there are people like surrounding bars there are people eating yeah some people are like waking up some are in bed mode it's like really weird yeah no one's everyone's all out of sync um eventually get on the on the flight

it's fine it's pretty brutal uh i guess just it's not it wasn't like the best airline i found out like when i was talking other can of canad canadians about like the airline i picked they're like Why'd you pick that one? It's apparently notoriously crap or something. You're going to name drop them or? It was like Air Transat or something like that. Whereas last time I went to Canada, I flew Air Canada and that was fine. Yeah, I feel like Air Canada's like the one you should do.

Yeah, that was absolutely fine. But yeah, once the flight was over, I get into Canada, right? And this is when things get crazy. First off, just the dumbest airport ever. Just the way they've laid things, it's so dumb. The Toronto International Airport is like so stupid the way everything's laid out, right? You come into this room like where you're, we're in like in London and those airports. They have all these automated systems where you like put your passport in and you just like go through.

Here it was like all these booths where you've got to like fill out all these details. And once you filled it out, it prints out a receipt with your like picture on it. And then you have to find a line, a line which is so long. but it's like bleeding out into the area where you're getting this receipt thing printed out originally so there's all these lines everywhere and everyone's like confused and doesn't know where to go eventually get into this line cueing for another probably 45 minutes just to get out um get to the border guy he asked me like what i'm doing here so i'm here for tiff the international film festival blah blah go through fine get to the area where i get my

big bag get my big bag start walking this border patrol man eyes me up starts walking towards me asking me some questions but where'd you come from what do you do uh what are you up to i answer him he asked to see that receipt thing that i just printed off he grabs it and he scribbles something on it gives it back to me he says you can go on your way now the final check before leaving the airport where i had freedom in canada everyone's been directed this certain way the guy I hand my receipt thing to this man who sees it sees the scribble that the security guy put on it and says you can go this way so I'm funneled into this scary ass room and it's like the the upgraded liminal

space the space yeah so I walk in there's a guy being arrested like begging to be like released so that's like that's just there in the background for this whole thing next to that there there someone like begging for like their immigration status or something all this like charge drama stuff going on so I'm wheeled into here they treat me like I'm like I'm guilty like I'm a monster yeah yeah they take me over to this desk where this guy is doesn't look me in the eye once it's just like oh your receipt takes it he sees the scribble and then he's like still not addressing me in any way like leans back to his colleague and it's like

where is it where is he then he can go sit down so I'm just waiting there for like 10 minutes and the guy who wiped me up earlier comes around the corner he's like you come on me he takes me to one of those you know things that you put the bags through the scan it or whatever

like another one to like double check it I guess so I had to put my backpack through my big bag through he looks at the monitor just watches it still not really saying anything to me and he's like okay come over here to like his booth his table

he's like bring your bag up here please so when I put my main bag up there in my backpack he's like open it open it and then he goes through he takes every single item out of my bag and does every zip like looks everywhere

everywhere my whole time while I'm just stood there like I'm just wondering like what the hell did he what does he think I was doing but after probably about 20 minutes of him doing this

he must his guard must have started going down Because he was kind of interrogating me the whole time as well, like, where are you staying? Where are you from? How much money do you make? What do you do? How long have you been doing what you're doing? Bubba, blah, blah, blah, blah, all this kind of stuff.

And then eventually it gets to a point where he's like, so I bet you're wondering why I pulled you aside. I was like, yeah. To which he says, so I thought maybe you might have been smuggling cash into the country. So he'd suspected me based off of... Profiling. He just profiled you off this. what i said i said oh do i look like the type and then he just said something like oh nah but a lot of people think we work that way but i don't work that way

i'm just like you clearly do if it was a quota thing it was yeah it would have been a quote to adam was telling me because he does a ton of traveling that's happened to him before but there was there were a couple more mistakes though because like the night before i was staying somewhere where i knew i wasn't going to get a good sleep so i bought like three of these CBD gummies with me, right? To help me get to sleep. Yeah. I ate one or two of them

and then just put them in my bag without thinking, my big bag, and like a little piece of tubelware. So of course he finds it when he's looking through all of my stuff. He's like, what are these? I'm like, oh, there's CBD gommies. I'm smuggling CBD into Toronto.

Yeah, I was like, yeah. I was like, oh, they're CBD gommies. He didn't believe me. he didn't believe he was like he definitely didn't believe me I guess he thought it was THC Gammies probably but they genuinely were CBD

and he was playing all the like good guy like well normally if I'd find something like this this time I'm just going to bin them but normally we'd have to sit here doing 40 minutes of paperwork acting as if he's doing me a favour I would just been like open it eat it

Just fucking like, fuck you. Yeah, so he threw them in the bin, put it back in my bag. And the moment I knew it was properly defused as once he was done with my main bag, he was going through my backpack, takes out the steam deck, opens the zipper and goes... Starts playing a fake. Basically, you flips it open and goes,

is this a steam deck? How was it? Game, I just fucking game on all right. So I'm like, yeah, man. I just wanted to be out of there by then. because it was like nerve wracking at first like sat there just waiting like what what have I done

what do you think I've done yeah so that was quite a greeting to Canada yeah he took everything out of my bag one of my hair products had exploded so there's like goo everywhere and he was like now put it all back

he got you to put it back that's horrible yeah what an actual And then just like, just, like, just leave, get out of the. That's just, literally, it's just power. They're just getting off on that little bit out of it. Oh, yeah, they love that power. TSA, man, at least they're not fondling your balls.

So, yeah, I was very, I was very thankful once that was over because I was starting to think, am I just going to be, like, stuck here for, like, hours? That's the thing they would do it. They would just leave you in this limbo. So, like, on the way back, I was getting stressed, like, oh, man, if I'm pulled aside, I'm going to miss my flight if they do this, if they do some shit like this. So I was talking to some other people, like, where they've had that happen to them. And they, yeah, they've missed their flights because of these dudes just pulling inside.

Surely they have to, like, compensate you? Yeah, I don't know, probably not. Because they're, like, an authority, I guess. But, like, if they did it for no reason, like... And you missed your flight? Yeah, I don't know. I think that they probably have the authority to you. It is their job, I guess.

Yeah, so I'm just like, man, what is it? Do I look dodgy or something? Do I look for the type? Like, because to me... me it's like hilarious to think about like yeah you think I'm capable of that just even cash of all things like yeah you'll give me more credit because while before he'd let on why he'd put me aside he was like so do you carry any cash oh and that's it there was an awesome moment because I was like he was like where's your wallet then I go into my pocket

and I pull out the tiny wallet he yells it and he goes this is the tiniest wallet I've ever seen like you're clearly not carrying a fucking cash is that one I was like he made the off Opposite call. He couldn't have been more wrong. Yeah. Because then when he still hadn't let on, he was like, so yeah, do you carry any cash on you? And I was like, oh no, I never carry cash. I said, I never carry cash.

I said, I never carry cash. Yeah. Goofy as hell. Who the fuck carries cash? Genuine. I guess smugglers. So I guess I got that smuggler look, huh? On solo, I don't.

Even then, if you want to smuggle cash, you use HSBC. You don't smuggle it in bags. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, that was all before even anything to do with while I was getting there, right? The greatest stories have the weirdest starts. Yeah. I don't really understand why someone would smuggle cash to begin with. I guess if it's illegal and hasn't been washed.

Yeah, I guess, no, because they're trying to, what's the way it's like, it's that time for money that's not. No, like, not legal. It's like drugs, money from the drugs trade isn't, it's dirty money. so you have to clean it so by it's not that is what laundering is yeah it's different

but then if you buy smuggling into another country you can clean it through certain venues because not really laundering I'm sure it happens like everything is smuggled in one form or another

but yeah the actual festival itself awesome what a fun time that was yeah just big thanks to Adam especially for

organizing this group is a I think it was the biggest it was like a group of nine or so of us that being um me Adam his boyfriend we had Henry and Lily who people might know as a big Joel and the moth cub um on YouTube and Instagram and stuff like this uh and yeah that was most of the group and sometimes Adam's parents were coming and out for screenings and getting dinner and whatnot um but yeah adam likes and ralph of course he was there for like maybe half the festival um so yeah meeting all these people hanging out with all these people loads of fun um there's a good conversation um yeah i don't even know where to begin to be honest i saw about 15 films which you know is a lot but there were people who were there

seeing five a day every day wow jesus so because luckily like adam's been going nearly a decade now so he's kind of a pro you know he knows the filtering process he knows apparently he used to do it that way where he'd be seen four or five films a day and we only did that one day and that was like that was enough that was like about the limit having to do that once um so some excellent films i'm going to i'm not going to talk about the movies on the cast here i figured what i'm going to do is um I'm going to put something on I-G-TV second channel where I'm just going to go through not have to worry about spoiling things or boring you guys with some of the stuff I saw um but yeah saw some excellent films um honest but the standout I will mention was we saw this this piece of shit called agro drift

right oh wait what drift not that kind of drift um agro drift with the eye being a one um Nice. Harmony Corrine's new movie, he did like the beach bum, spring breakers, this type of stuff. But the gimmick was the whole film was shot in like Predator Vision using like heat cameras. So it was like actually, I've never seen a film that hurts to watch before. Like it actually hurt. Yeah, that sounds terrible. Travis Scott has like a 10 minute cameo.

Nice. I had a bunch of like AI. stuff overlaid over it like gears and gizmos over people's heads and stuff all using AI stuff the way he described it in the Q&A

afterwards as a liquid narrative and also he was like I don't even know if this is a movie all it was basically like a bunch of rich people in a mansion clearly like wasted out of their minds just saying shit I keep going to

Travis Scott bit because like it was the funniest part but he's just like this is what the dialogue in Agro Drift is like right is like right wake up

do it go to sleep do it wake up do it it's like a DJ Khalid movie basically yeah so it's like a bunch of

of these weird like repeated lines just like on and on with these visuals is it like feature length it was 80 minutes long I think wow but what is the reason I bring this one up specifically is because it might it might actually be one of the best theater experiences I've ever had it was so much fun really it was hilarious yeah yeah it was crazy because it's like it starts a midnight everyone's already a little bit wasted um it's just the energy of it man like before each film right they play this like montage it's almost like adverts but it's adverts for the festival right so there's like i don't know there's like a little sting that's about like the native homeland and stuff and paying respects to that and then there's like a little ad for the film festival they're

always like really cringy like people doing this oh my god it's the breaking the fourth wall looking at the audience oh it's a tiff audience i love the tiff all this kind of stuff and then there's this repeating ad of uh like zendaya and uh oh anne hathaway in this like it's like a makeup brand or something this like really annoying just three minute long ad basically and it had this like song with it and as the festival goes on people like interact with this bit more and more so like people just start clapping like to the song that's playing with this ad each time so like the midnight madness one it's like that but like times 10 but everyone is like hooting and hollering going crazy um when it when it it flashes at the beginning saying like don't pirate the movie

and ruin it for everyone and everyone goes like yahr like a pirate and shit um Yeah, people were just going crazy. It was, it was such an insane screening because, like, about 20 minutes into the movie, there was this group of, like, six people in front of me, they just got out and left. Hell yeah. People were bleeding out of the room. It's like an endurance test movie. Yeah.

And because of the size of the group we had and the way we got tickets, like, not everyone was together. So this is one where I was by myself for this screening. I could hear Adam like at the end like giggling But I just wound up sitting next to this random guy Just well went for the movie to start I'm just like having conversation with them Because there's the mutual interest of movies and stuff And I yeah I was talking to him

And I was like oh do you live here in Toronto then He was like oh yeah I come to this every year And then I was like I was a bit waste to myself at that point So I was not holding back like questions one I was like, dude, how did you afford that? How do you afford living here? He just straight up said, like, oh, my parents are rich.

Yeah. Because it's a notoriously, like, expensive city, um, not only just to, like, live, but rent, you know, just everything's expensive. Yeah, city. Yeah, I guess at least he was honest. Yeah, he was a nice guy. Just crazy.

But Adam was telling me, like, a few years back, they did one with the Wakaliwood movies for a Midnight andness. and DJM he came and he did it live and then he's oh man that that I'm jealous of that that would have been insane that would have been crazy that would have been the best so yeah despite it being definitely the worst movie I saw by far it was weirdly probably the best experience yeah yeah so in a way the movie's a masterpiece that's the thing man it was it was it was like every everyone you met it was like what do you think of aggregate it was one of those that there's somebody said about that how much yeah how much the

movie is a shit post insult um it's it's really like lingered because of that and it's brought people together the common enemy because he was like it's like super nihilistic and he's making out like when he was introduced he was like really sheepishly introducing the movie before it began the director um and he was like Yeah, I just think movies kind of suck now, and this is like, you know, this kind of stuff. So we made it terrible. It's like this is, because I guess the AI involvement, it's like, yeah, everything's being automated, and it's like blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like, man, yeah, there are loads of bad movies every year, but there's also really good movies every year, so.

Yeah, the ones who don't use that AI. That thesis. Yeah, a few more things. I met Colin. And April, Colin, people might know from Red Letter Media. He's like a frequent guest. It's like in the VFX industry. They're absolutely lovely.

Spent a few nights with them. We actually, Adam got me and his boyfriend into this like name only Tiff party thing. Where like to get in, you've got to like say a password type thing. And it's like underground in this like, not underground like you go into a restaurant and then you like go into the back and then go down some stairs and there's like yeah it's just hosted in this hidden area where it's like really dark and yeah and um yeah Finn wolfhard from stranger things came um and like said hi and sat

with us or whatever and really yeah and like said hi like adam knows like everyone in toronto i guess wow um so that was cool to meet him um i told you guys guys about this this cocktail bar we went to where they don't have a menu and you just kind of say what you fancy or what your flavor profile is and they'll bring out something good something interesting you haven't tried so I was I was just saying like pretty standard things like just make me a fun G&T things like this whereas Adam was like I'm adventurous give me something crazy and like the drinks he was getting were like god that sounds like my my idea just like chaos chaos as liquid form adam was getting the agro drift of drinks

yeah um made you see the world so yeah yeah that was a cool place and they were they were projecting sailor moon on the wall it would have been sick but uh i love the salemun vibe the the the uh the director matt johnson um the creator of um the creator of Nirvana band The Show and recently the director of the film Blackberry he came and said hi that was really cool uh go yeah i met so many people went to a baseball game went to two baseball games which was really interesting um because like i don't know first off we don't have baseball here it's not a sport we really play we'll play rounders at the best of times you know that's like our equivalent i guess in school i guess cricket is

kind of... Cricket's kind of... Yeah. Yeah. Cricket is probably close. I think I would prefer to watch a baseball game than a cricket game. But yeah, it was a lot of fun. I needed some of the rules explained to me.

But I was telling gym this earlier. I guess because baseball's like the most boring sport ever, it's like notoriously the most boring sport. The way it's presented is like the most ADD, crazy over-the-top thing you could imagine. You know, they've got the big, you know, the big... Disflowing. kissing screen thing yeah the kiss a vision yeah the kisser vision thing like i figured that was just

yeah i didn't realize quite the level of interactivity that it has like every five minutes it's got these crazy high frame rate big graphics like going like cheer go crazy blah blah it's like nuts you know like when you go to a bowling alley and there's that little it's kind of like that but like on steroids um yeah so we went to two games on one other games it was like midday on a sunday so it was like kind of kids themed so at one point like on the big screen it starts blasting Pokemon um and it's like who's that Pokemon and then like the the players on the team are like recorded before like guessing like who the Pokemon are and like it's like blast in a different song every 10 seconds because each player has their own song that they've chosen and like every time

a certain play is made it will play a song with lyrics that kind of match what play was just being made so you know that's that seems so like It was crazy. Yeah, sensory bombardment. Yeah. And because, yeah, like the crowds will do in the wave and like, you're going nuts. So that was a lot of fun to do that because I feel like that's not something I would have done if I was just there by myself vacationing, you know? But like being with people were into it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, our dad always talks about the energy of like sports and whatnot. And I've barely seen anything like outside of winter. humbled in. Yeah, the quietest sport.

Yeah, everyone just sits in silence. Yeah, yeah. If you sneeze, you get told up. Whereas it is kind of hype when someone like, you know, everyone's like watching the ball, it's going high in the air, where's it going to land, who's going to catch it. Everyone's cheering. Yeah, it's kind of infectious.

Yeah, I can see that. I don't know if I could, like, see a whole season or whatever people do. Because it's quite expensive as well. Yeah, but it's one of those things you need to do when you go in that. Yeah, yeah. Cultural experience. And the stadium's right next to the CN Tower. It's ridiculously tall high tower in Toronto, which I did go up on my last day.

Because I've been staring at me the whole time I was there, right? There was even one night where I was with Ralph and Colin and April, it got to like 1.30 at night. Everyone was leaving. Everyone got in their Uber's. and I was like the last one I went to call an Uber and my Roman stopped working I'm on the complete opposite side of town

I'm like oh guess I'm walking so then I just start walking and I used the tower as a reference point because I knew the place was five minutes away from the tower so I could navigate myself from spadina um

Spagina yeah so it like I walked across the city from like 1 30 a.m. to like I think I got back at like 3 a.m. to the place. Wow. So you're pretty far. Because luck just by chance I just had this I had this inkling the night before. It's a good habit to get into whenever you go to somewhere you're not familiar with on Google Maps there's an option to save your local area onto your fan. Yeah. So I did that the night before it just happened to. So I could use Google Maps

at least to navigate back. So yeah, that was pretty crazy. And I did wind up going up that tower in the end. Yeah, they got a glass floor panel in there. Horrifying. I managed to trick my brain and convince my brain to, like, step on the glass and look down. But everything in my body was telling me not to.

But, yeah, I'm glad I did it. I'm not. I can do that last time, I'm trying. Yeah, I had all this crazy food. Of course, I had like a stadium hot dog Got to do that Did you get a stadium soda? I didn't, I had some

You know, I had some beers, had some Had some drinks I had lots of drinks Soda A weird cultural difference Is the weed thing obviously Yeah They

They're like more weed shops than Starbucks It's ridiculous Like a, which is very odd for like Here like what we used to where we have. Well, we have to Starbucks everywhere.

Yeah. And coffee shops. Yeah. So, yeah. I mean, it's nice. Yeah. You just go into a shop and they're just like, it's crazy.

It must make mega money. Mm-hmm. Mm. Yeah. Like, I saw way more people walking around smoking joints than cigarettes. I saw maybe one or two cigarette smokers.

But like tens and tens and tens of weed smokers. Crazy. Yeah. Yeah, there's like signs saying, get a spliff, a tiff, and all this kind of stuff. That's wild.

Yeah, Adam's boyfriend had this like vape pen thing that he'd bought while there. I tried that right before going into agrodrift. I'm so glad I did. That probably made it way more enjoyable. Yeah. Made it more bearable and funnier. But yeah, that's probably the best shit I've ever had,

to be honest. is yeah crazy oh what else is there to shout out yeah the unfortunate event i guess i got to talk about um in terms of uh i guess a fan etiquette type thing i've got to talk about um i told james a little bit about this but i'm told you yet no uh so yeah we we met a lot of people who like especially when you're standing with Adam he's so tall you can hear his voice

he's so recognizable getting recognized all the time so there are a few times where like he's noticing it's like is that Alex you know this kind of shit but yeah we met so many people

and everyone was so nice and you know kind of understood the etiquette you know a little discussion like talks to me about the movies or whatever but it's a certain point where it like kind of

it gets weird you know yeah um and yeah we did have a kind of a awkward um interaction i'd say where it's just boundaries were uh not being appreciated yeah um kind of dancing around because i don't use names or anything um but it was just like if you're just being a little bit more socially aware of what is going on um it didn't it didn't need to go that way i know you know upset adam um and it is just like an awkward situation to get into when uh people aren't really respecting yeah what's going on or real like picking up signals or signs like just just get on with this let's move on yeah i think the thing fans of anything i have to appreciate is that you you know them but they don't know yeah yeah um

it's very one-sided um yeah exactly that's a good way putting it so like it's definitely yeah it's definitely less people than the most um the behave this way but uh yeah it's just something to keep in mind you know like when i think people appreciate the like frankness like and it's awesome that you're like want to talk and share the passions and whatnot totally down with that uh but it's just like yeah you got to you want to think about things a little bit sometimes you got to think about how you're coming across or how um how things are lingering i know that's probably frustratingly vague um the way i've described that just now but i don't know so it's uncomfortable man it's awkward to talk about it yeah yeah there's no rules

on it yeah and yeah people do normally get it uh yeah i have to say that the the most awkward interactions i've had with people recognizing me from jar um there's more been on me for being awkward than them oh i'm insanely awkward yeah i have to say like everyone i've interacted with has been awesome but yeah um but yeah it doesn't take much for it to yeah kind of become that way because yeah i can really see like it's it's a real tight rope and like one step and it's like a because like i don't know how adam does it personally because i feel like i'm so much more abstracted people only really know me from jar pictures like i don't put my face i've never put my face and I actually yeah and my face has never been on Sardonicast either um so unless I guess you hear my voice

um maybe you could pin me from that but I don't know yeah so like let alone like we just went into like a liquor store and the guy who served us was like are you Adam WMS well like this kind of thing um he's a he's a he's a national treasure yeah Canadian national treasure yeah for sure Um, yeah, fan stuff is always a bit, it's just always a bit weird to get used to. And that's like, I just, I'm just like, some people are energized by that and like, like, really like that kind of thing. Yeah. Um, I like, I like the support or whatever and the appreciation of like seeing someone who's real, who is like, a face to a number. Mm-hmm. Or a view count or whatever.

Yeah. That's cool. And, like, the energy. of someone being into it. Love that. But you're right, it is a more one-sided thing. Yeah. Where it's like I'm getting stuff brought up.

Like, I don't even remember that I've said. And like, you know so much about me. I just don't know anything about you, I'm afraid. So try to keep that in mind. Yeah. Honestly, there needs to be just like, if you see us, you do one thing and then you leave. Yeah.

You give us a glizzy and leave. No context. You just give us a glizzy. You force us to glizzy. Yeah. There should be levels. I think there's like, there should be like such deep rooted jar law where

if someone of a certain level says something of a certain law depth to us, it's like, okay, I get that you're an OG jar fan. Yeah. Because then it's like easier to bounce off of like what their deal is. I think the universal thing for us should be bear bear no no that's good i think that's the perfect thing if you're just like a phrase a thing you can say to acknowledge keep it sweet and cute short it's like walked down the street bear bear bear bear yeah bear and then they give us like a 50 pound note or something but then like i've talked about i've talked about it before like when

i saw tv girl the first time there was a jarl in like in line he was cool he was chill we bought me drink it was like awesome yeah buy her something yeah but actually go out buy her stuff so that's that's it this is how weird it got right there was this what i just remember this we're in line for i think it was the new nicholas cage movie dream scenario um it was me adam um adam's boyfriend and henry big joel and his girlfriend this guy recognizes henry goes up to him and what he says to him is not I love your videos but he's like oh I've heard your videos are good

they've been in my recommended I haven't watched any of them but he says that to him and then he's like oh I'm trying to get that Adam it's just like bro why do you do that

that's horrible that's such a crazy thing to say to somebody yeah that's like neurodivision that was like what the fuck you're doing like just disconnected like you're not a human you're just a product on YouTube uh huh I just don't say you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all you know

yeah like what do you mean by that or lie just say you really like it yeah yeah that would that would be yeah uh-huh he took it well any youtube is not gonna try and fucking gatekeeping be like okay then have you seen my videos what did I say in this video nobody's doing that so just like just fucking lie and they're gonna be like great thanks of this well and then because they don't a fucking interact with you let's see this fucking lie I can't imagine going up to someone and saying that I could have watched your videos but I didn't yet but I'm sure they're good though it's such a like

if you can't say anything nice yeah that was bizarre yeah just just bear bear with us and that's it I mean it's contextual as well it is because like if it's like you're passing by and you have an interaction

and then like you both go your separate ways cool then bear bear I just I just remember having one where like I had a brief talk with these people but I was waiting in line to get a beer this was at guerrillas and like I didn't have like a reason to leave but we'd had our thing and they just sort of stayed

and like that's it's not necessarily on them but like I was just like what do I do? It was like I was pretty sure when they train back from that trip there was like a jarling in the same train as us yeah and yeah that was fine as well yeah I didn't find that

anything uncomfortable really it was chill yeah I'm just um see the thing is you want to be normal

you're not blend in I've never been supported by myself blend in I guess I try being normal once how did that go for you yeah it was awesome

to meet Ralph in person finally um get some meals awesome movies with him um man we did so much uh

yeah we we stumbled we just happened to stumble into this festival um it's called cabbage fest a certain part of toronto which has its name supposedly because of i think like some irish settlers settled around this place in toronto and they would grow stuff in their gardens including cabbages so it just got this name like cabbage town or something crazy like this um so yeah we we were having cabbage fest about cabbage you'd imagine but it's just called cabbage fest um what's it what's like it about though what do people do like what happened was we were we were having lunch in this place um and as we left this festival would just like come alive um all this live music was playing and it was like you know the block system in america everything's straight lines

in canada it was like blocks and blocks of just these stalls set up everything you could imagine all this craziness i got some mexican coffee um oh wow uh down there uh they're handing out joints for free oh fuck there was there was just people walking around with like a bag just like our shop just opened hit have a taster the devil's cabbets just giving them out yeah the devil's letters um yeah so that was a fun yeah that sounds too uh all this crazy live music and the different breeds of cabbage millions of breeds of cabbage I think

what this segment shows is that we need the the travelling story where we all just need to go somewhere and just get into really fucked up situations Alex has this week where he goes to like five festivals and goes up mega towers like our week was just monkey madness

it's like we bought a monkey and that's country living that's just it That's like the extent of our week. And it's not just, Alice is literally just come back from Canada and he's going to fucking Italy in like a week. Are you going to miss another cast?

I'm not sure. Let's talk about that after. It's not, it's nowhere. I sure, but we'd have to make our own food. Alex said away, we'd have to make our own food. Fuck. Yeah, so I had an awesome trip. Yeah, a little bit jealous.

things super welcoming and just just Canadians man they're built a little bit different to us over here yeah one more friendly it's like hilarious outside of the border guy in the airport contrasting the way people conduct themselves in the airport compared to like London mm-hmm it is hilarious people treat you like you're a human in the Canadian one they'll actually like kind of interact with you wow ask how your day is stuff like this yeah yeah it's similar in America to be honest yeah yeah like that part of the world like I understands

humanity but also like it does get on your tit being programmed the way we are it's like I'll say you're right

and they'll go yeah you're right like that's it there's no further obligation whereas their equivalent is to instead say how are you like when you're

when you go to order a coffee the first question would be oh how are you and I just say fucking miserable where it's like yeah that's just not how it is here

it depends on what level because there's a lot of local places well I mean in London that is not the standard well yeah but London's also not a place it's a hell it's a hell it's hell on earth

talk about hell on earth no and talking about Billy there's a cool city there dogs everywhere saw so many corgis so many corgis Makes me hate to want to.

Yeah, I'll scratch that off the list. They can go in there. So many golden doodles. Is that where fucking Papachino's come from? All those little stupid idiot corgis. Billy. Yeah. I'm trying to think of I've missed anything,

forgotten anything major. Any nice toilets? Oh, that's one thing. I think it's an American thing as well. The water. The water is high, but also, like, they always have the door really high up. like the bathroom's in in like Toronto airport like you don't have that much

privacy you close the door there's a gap like it's like three foot at the bottom of the door gaps in the side of the door so like you can see people like coming to use the urinal and you can basically like look them in the eye pretty much I'm just there taking a huge shit yeah I hate that yeah that wasn't like the standard everywhere um oh we went to another place slash shout-hers who went to this crazy like three-story

four if you include the basement I guess a place called Storm Crow it's like there's nerd dork bar slash

restaurant was there Gundams I don't see Gundams was there warhammer there was no war like for example nah no seriously it can't be a nerd place

a geek place if there's not Gundam or Warhammer they're way more nerdy than fucking there would have been Warhammer I'm sure but I wouldn't recognise because they had like all these like replicas of like weapons and like doom guns and the doom

game about um they had like these insane toilets when you go down to the bottom it's all like everything's a reference basically so like there's like a walking dead reference down there like do not open these doors or whatever like district nine posters everywhere um what else was it in that crazy like a whole twin peaks area um like yeah a big han solo in carbonite and they had this whole thing where like everything's named after references so like i got the princess peach cocktail thing um it's like a peach little pink and they do this thing it's like a they give you a d and d die 20-sided die you roll it whatever it lands on is like the

shot you get one out of 20 right if you if you roll a 20 if you roll a 20 you got to keep the like glass as like a souvenir or whatever and like depending on the number you roll the quality of the shot is better so like you roll a one it's going to be something garbage if you roll a 20 it's like something bigger and nicer I did it twice like I rolled two twice ah it was nothing crazy Ralph rolled a 20 though so you got to take it home I love drinking games like that I just like ways to fuck myself up and

yeah when I was there with Ralph Cullen and April there was this every time someone ordered like a certain drink or something specific off the menu this like speaker system would start blaring this crazy it sounded like Liam Neeson in there it sounded like all these like

It was like an audiovisual bombardment of, like, references. It was, like, horrifying. But, yeah, it was fun. Yeah, that sounds cute. Yeah, that was pretty nuts. I think, yeah, that's the kind of main things I wanted to talk about for now. Maybe if there's anything major, I forgot. I can bring it up housekeeping next episode or something, but I recommend the city.

It's cool. I definitely recommend the festival, though, too. Um, yeah, I would like to go back. Expansive our city, though. Yeah. I mean, at this point, what city isn't? Yeah. Do you guys ever go to Canada?

Depends. Would we? Yeah. Yeah, I'd go pretty much anywhere. Yeah, I'd go anywhere. Since you need reason to go. Mm-hmm. Canada does seem cool.

It seems like good America. Yeah. just a bit colder that's what that's the thing I was in I was like dressed like this the whole time I was there it was like boiling what I'm used to

yeah compared to what I'm used to yeah to shout out to anyone I met whatever shout to Canadians shout out this friendly

apologetic Canadians apologising for telling jokes apologising for being in your way even if it's not their fault apologize for you Bumping into that. Yeah. Yeah, cool place.

Cool place. Nice people. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah, I guess we'll see after these messages. Yeah. Life can be a dick sometimes. So get your dick from out your hand.

And don't be a dick. Wear a dick. Dig the head t-shirts available now. Check the description below. welcome to the second half of the cast we answer questions from the jar media community yeah head over to the suggested thread on the subreddit we can ask us anything for future episodes just like brad t two two two twad thanks bad thanks for winging in and answering us a question bud november the 16th this year will mark the 10th anniversary since the very

first video on the original jar channel why game review scores us stupid jar discuss will there be a video to celebrate such a massive milestone how does it feel to have gone through 10 whole years of being funny x-d for an online is this 10 you see what so when we first launched a jar channel the podcast came what a year after probably a couple years after right yeah just did like blabs for ages yeah and they were they were they were there was a it was basically the j a what it was the j a yeah because we the only people on the rubbs at that point. Yeah, pretty much. Because the other two are stage right. Yeah,

not true. Yeah, you were. No, there was no interest in us being on it. Because the egomaniacs had to take charge. I was, no, I don't, does that actually count as a 10th anniversary if it's not the cast? Well, I think it does abjure. Kind of.

Well, what's, what we're going to do for our 10th anniversary? Well, we're not going to do anything because everyone knows every year you spend on YouTube, you should amass at least a million. So the fact that we don't have 10 million, no but we've got we've got a thousand subs in those ten times we've got at least ten thousand subs per year in that time we got ten subs

per year we might be failing that even then but no but what are we going to do then if that's if it's that big what we're going to do we're going to go party in Vegas like party in Vegas dude no should we finally release a sex tape you can

I already have put it on the Patreon no you got paid you got to subscribe to my Patreon for that Uh, Lego Vim 1, 2, 3 has one. Hey, boys. No, but we didn't talk about what we're going to do. Well, no one had anything to say.

That's because someone's barely involved in the conversation. Plenty little, zippy, see, a piece. Okay, what do you suggest? No, we need to do something just like how... I say we just... Nah, you're fucking off. You're fucking... you just blew my fucking mind. November!

What's in November? Uh, Thanksgiving? Halloween. Oh shit, is it? He said that was such confidence. It's fucking half. Are you fucking real? Holy fuck.

What I was going to say? That even though the bunch is lost. Okay, so for Halloween this year, we're going to the King's Arms. Are we actually gonna do a scale video of Halloween? If you have the courage. I have the courage. I don't think any of us have the courage. No, because you guys always pull out of it.

I'm not doing it alone. There's been nothing to pull out of, you know? Well, no, let's make plans. This is your best talent is to imply the... Oh, yeah, yeah. You delegate everyone else to create these plans and then get angry when no one doesn't. No, no, no, no. You're like, guys, let's do this thing.

Well, go on, organize it then. No, but this is... If it's your idea, then... No, I would do that. However, you don't so interest in the idea, so I'm not going to do it. I've had my Halloween experience, thank you very much. We said... I've already done it.

No, no, we can't... Yeah, just because I didn't film it for fucking clout on TikTok, doesn't mean... No, we have to actually do something for Halloween. We're letting our fans down by being little babies and making... Let's go into the fucking sewer and crawl around. Yeah, do it. Okay. We'll stop.

helping us in King's Arms. That's Jarl Law. They want to see it. They want to see it. No, they don't care. They do. They want to see this. Comment if you want to see the King's Arms video. If you want to see like us in a pub. No, it's not pub. We're going to, we're going around the fucking countryside. We'll walk. It's not the King's Arms then, is it? It's the area you fucking...

If you want to see it's in a pub, or in the gutter with the rats, vote. but what we're doing for the we could also um we could just take the transcript of that original video and just recreate it word for word um with us now what video the original but that would just be you too was it would it should we do remake of the um what would it just be you it might just be me yeah it's probably just you why do we do we make of the shake off video but we all do it there's always water That does need to go up.

I've got that somewhere. But anyway, Lego VN-123 says, hey boys, get rid of one forever. Chinese food, Indian food, or Italian food. And why? Italian food. Are you for real? You mean, you're the only one to eat? We will have.

Donnells isn't Italian food. You ain't mac and cheese today. Yeah, let's go to Italy and get fucking macaroni cheese. No, I'd say Chinese. No, you... Yes. Italian? No.

You know how easy it would be for me to lose weight if Italian food? No, no, but your main diet is pasta. Exactly. Oh, so you just... Yeah, but then you're going to be on the other end, a year down line, hollowed as fuck. I'm miserable, because you're not eating pasta. No, because is chicken Italian? No.

Is beef Italian? No. Chinese, no. I would get rid of Chinese. I'd get rid of Chinese, I think. You feel better eating the other two? That's literally all the matters. Okay, so you never want to eat, like, lizards.

me scorpion on a stick scorpion on a stick guana on a stick bat on pig um baton pig baton pig baton pig

baton pig baton pig hit pigs of batons I think that's I don't even know if I need to quantify it really like I don't know now

the only option of Chinese I like Chinese food it's diverse you know we've not even begin to we're like we've probably consumed 1% of Chinese cuisine Even then

It's not even like that There's a lot of Chinese Chinese cuisine Based on the region Like you know But like Western Chinese food Isn't Chinese food Yeah

Yeah it's just take with it But like I'm thinking about In terms of like The best Indian I've ever heard The best Italian I've ever had A league's better Even the best Chinese have ever had In my mind

I think that's fair Yeah So bye-bye Ha ha Big Pin 7231 has a quick one I just wanted to tell James that his KMFDM shirt is cool as hell I'm not going to see them live though I was going to see them live in Amsterdam

but I cancelled Amsterdam trip because I need money But yeah KMFDM is sick Listen to all of our albums they're very good Grave Walker says this How do the boys feel about the recent game releases so far like Boulder's Gate and Starfield Any upcoming releases this year

The Boys are excited about Would Jamie and James be playing The new cyberpunk expansion Thanks and game? I'm absolutely gonna be playing cyberpunk expansion Have you actually seen It looks nutty The cyberpying asphetic is just like pure

fucking It's like the most dopamine Like satisfactory thing imaginable I love the design I love the game, I love the soundtrack It looks lit as fuck I'm gonna buy it, I'm gonna play it My PC might explode doing it

But I'm gonna do it It's the only thing that matters Cyberpunk is the best game out in the last 10 years No fucking question It's better than Rich or Free by infinite amounts Crazy man Yeah the most stupid take You've played the game for like 20 hours

He's a dude didn't finish it, isn't No I've played it for like over 200 Yeah I've played a lot of that game idiot Whip it off on your phone right now let's see on the Steam app actual hours I don't own it on Steam

dumbass I own it on COG What the hell is COG It's the other app Because all the games are cheaper on it Steam shit No you're such a liar I've seen it pop up on Steam and say

No it's COG What is COG What the hell is COG It's the other store So when you go on like G2A Or any of these key Key websites why You can

You have an option to be Steam No people know what COG is It's just gives of war games Yeah Do you want me to show you what COG is I've never heard of COG Um

Yeah I probably will play Um The the cyberpunk thing Oh it's Gog You know Gog Oh yeah I know Gogg Yeah yeah Gog yeah

I've played that's what I play Cypunk on because it was like Steam was like 25 pound And it was like 10 I'm not going to spend an extra 15 pound for Steam privilege right but yeah

cyberpunk is amazing I'm so hyped the new trailer dropped recently the cinematic trailer explaining the law of Idris Elba's character and Songbird

it's so good none of us are Boulder's gate players no I am interested in it because Divinity Original Sin 2 Divinity 2 original sin Divinity

Boulder's Gate Boulder Gate wasn't that Bilewa originally was it I don't think so I think so

I have no idea it's just a dungeon dragons game yeah but their their previous game divinity original sin rocks and I'm kind of interested by it

I tend to prefer fantasy stuff to sci-pho I'm highly interested in it but But my system specs are just too low to be able to confidently want it. You need an SSD and I don't have one. Yeah, I think basically any other packaging I'd be really into Holdersgate. Because, like, I was talking about Disco Elysium recently.

That's got D&D elements, dice rolls, like character building and dialogue, trees or whatever. I just don't care about D&D, I'm sorry. I mean, I don't, but, like, I didn't care about divinity until I played it. I feel like, I just guess, I feel like I wouldn't be trepidacious if it was, like, the Starfield aesthetic or something. I'm just more into that kind of thing. I thought you watched the D&D you film there, right, and thought it was fire. Well, maybe not fire. You said it was proper fire.

That's what you told me. I was expecting something awful, and I got something. Fire. Okay, I got something fired I'm the only one who's played any of Starfield I played like nine hours of it I played a bit I was starting to get the bug

right before my trip but then I've been away so I haven't been able to play cool aesthetic it's definitely a Bethesda game calling it Skyrim in space is kind of fair still don't know how I feel about the like the exploration angle because that was like

the coolest thing about Skyrim. Yeah, it's the whole point. Like, the main quest, like, sucks. But, um, the exploration is, like, awesome. Yeah, just see things in the distance. It's like, what's that? What does that turn out to be?

Oh, what's this, uh, who are these guys who are saying this craziness? All this like, uh, emergent, I guess, gameplay, um, which I guess is a little bit lost when everything's restricted to these small, compacted zones. Um, but yeah, I really haven't played enough to say anything. strong like what other big game stuff is they're going on outside of that at the moment we've like talked about Armoured Call

yeah yeah I don't really know if there's anything else big coming this year the thing is I always look at my backlog when a game comes out that I'm kind of interested in or even if a game is on sale that's in my wish list I look at my backlog and think what's the point you'll just end up in there so I've like sectioned my games in like back

priority backlog, lower priority and then like games I go back to and stuff and the amount of stuff that just ends up in the back log like the Witcher 3 being one of them because I never finished the second deal C but of line oh did you know yeah I never finished it so I'm going through the whole game again bit by bit like I just um miss my chance to grab death stranding in the sale Yeah, it stopped being on sale yesterday, but that's one. I feel like it would be perfect on the deck if it runs good. Yeah, true.

Yeah, I've played through that game like two and a half times. Actually, you know, there's a game. There's the new RTS Warhammer game. Oh, yeah. It looks just quite good. Darktide might get some good content maybe in a month or two. Also, not a new game, but... And I said this like a few episodes ago, but Titanfall 2, weirdly high play account at the minute.

Really? I was before I came here today, it was just spent like the mid to late afternoon just playing Titanfall 2, finding games literally in 30 seconds. You get into a game quicker than you do on Apex. Wow. Yeah. Quick than Apex. Okay. One bad day says, all right, Alex, defend yourself.

In episode 103, there was a good. question what is a change that could be made in any movie that would ruin it every time and Alex said have it be directed by Michael Bay this take is quite lukewarm and basic I might even go as far as to say pretentious now that you're less edgy with your big Keemstar drama days behind you and in the past has this opinion changed at all I as it how's it pretentious to say Michael Bay is a bad right okay think of this um Blade 107 49 yeah Michael Bay had ruined it Apocalypse now.

Yeah, he tried his... You can't... He tried his war movie. Pro Harbor. It's like embarrassing. Yeah. I think the only movie of his I've seen are the Transformer ones. Yeah.

Maybe a boring opinion, I'd give you that. Well, yeah, this whole take thing, like, for a take to be hot, it's got to be, like, against the grain. Mm-hmm. But, like, sometimes there is a reason the grain is that way. Yeah, it's... grain is settled a certain way yes like it's my new one would be um film it in the entire thing in infrared yeah that might do it have you um i imagine you probably haven't but have you seen these um

AI generated um videos that are really popular on tictock and instagram like x movie if it was filmed in the vertical the vertical aspect ratio but they've AI generated the top and bottom and it's like i saw one that was like a kid if done in this and it's like I did see the trend of like if Wes Anderson made Lord of the Rings yeah

well those AI generated like picture one yeah there's loads of them for like West Anderson had a weird like other TikTok trend where people would find like pastel buildings and be like what it's like to be in a Wes Anderson movie

yeah but we're going back to this this aspect ratio if if people now can't watch films unless they're in the iPhone vertical aspect ratio I'm going to build nuclear bombs I'm gonna drop them I mean yeah like no you see seems a pretty bad way to film a film yes it's not a film then is it well I mean it like technically it could be but like like a tell you lend itself to anything yeah it's just it's just disgusting to me to them to be doing this

to like shit like Akaya and Ghost and a Shell and it's like that you don't get it do you you're actually like Mawannock I just watch a fucking film on a TV Just tell you a film you've found that way Yeah I'm just getting angry over

The new generation I saw one though of Of 2049 Blade Runner And if you were to like screenshot it And use it as a background Like it looked kind of cool

it's fine for that but you could just use a shot from the film for that well wouldn't be the right aspect ratio zoom in Photoshop's got a crazy AI tool now it's like an area and it can like fill in what is my background space with what should be there

do you know if this is my actual hot take this one is a hot take default screen backgrounds always no Never don't ever customize it Mine is literally just a black screen The black Google screen

My lock screens are black Google screen No that's crazy though Like what You customize your car like crazy It's like the same thing right Yeah but that's because people see it People aren't looking at my phone screen You look at it every day

Everyone else is Everyone else sees my car Only I see that phone I recently found that feature One of Adam's family members showed me actually The Adam's family The Adam's family Where it just picks a random picture from your thingy every hour

Oh yeah No, I've used that, yeah I'll hate that one though No, it's useful I like those features I just have nothing worth putting on my background But most importantly My work background on my work computer is Gaius

That's like the only thing that matters Oh my God Oh he's cute, okay Send on this one from you and Vivo Hey I know Alex is a Talking Heads fan And with their Stop Making Sense Concert being re-released in cinemas To any of you plan on seeing it slash

Have you already seen it in the cinema Um I guess yeah this is something I wasn't even aware it was happening At Tiff Talking Heads got back together For the showing of Stop Making Sense 30th anniversary

I guess I can't remember a considerable anniversary and it's yeah people were like meeting David Byrne and just crazy

just say what how did I miss this am I an idiot you could have been an annoying fan of his exactly yeah I could have yeah

there's some really good talking your heads merch I saw like people in line like waiting so cool I always get confused by talking heads and radio

head that's because um radio head name themselves after talking heads what's the difference between them they're different bands different bands yeah i'm fine with that different ears different people radio head is a song by talking heads and they name themselves after loads of people are talking heads edgy no but radio head is yeah radio head sounds like sad talking head sounds like they're on cocaine Ah. On that note, that's been this episode. Hope you enjoyed.

Take care of yourselves out there in this crazy world. And watch out for that agro drift, I'm telling you. Watch out for any drifters. They're driving a Nissan old BMW that slammed to the floor with a body kit. Is your finger wet? Oh, it's tumour now. That's fucking disgusting. You put his finger like way in my ear.

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Catch your fucking Manigan David on that same net with as first before i get ahead of myself thanks to everyone um but on on these weird star wars names you know the death sticks guy want to buy some death sticks do you know the name of that character what uh elan slees bagano Elan Slees Bagane Eland Slees Begarno

Hell yeah Fair play I wish I was a bagano Slees Begarnet That's too good That's too good That's got a good name Creative as hell

When's he's gonna get his Star Wars show Yeah That's what I'm saying Like a Pablo Escobar-esque sort of show But with Elan Slees Begano. Yeah, he should start with that scene, and then it, like, follows him leaving. Yeah.

And he's remand. Him rethinking his life. His entire life. Yeah, it can be, like, flashbacks, and then what he's doing to sort of make an improvement. Yeah, he's, like, their secret nemesis the whole time. Incense sticks are, like, kind of communistical. That's not even a word. It is.

That's ridiculous. Communist. That's ridiculous. Well, like an icicle. Yeah. Hmm, communistical. No. Like, some communist.

Like, you know, like communistical farming. Oh, that one smells rather. I don't like the smell of that one. I think lavender is overrated. Lavender's like sleep milk. I would prefer the smell of Twizzies. Twizzies They're not called Twizzlers

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Aww Yeah I don't know.