JAR Media Posdact - am I gooner?

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 11:36 Housekeeping 27:56 For Some Reason Alex Watched Walsh's New Doc 34:13 OceanXplorers 46:43 Mid Break 48:45 Question Segment: FNAF Update - Chaos Unleashed 49:56 Thoughts on Pirating Media 54:25 Upper Class Swindonite Clarifies a Thing or Two 57:41 Illiterate Jarling has Opinions 1:00:51 When do jokes go TOO far? 1:12:28 LoL Show is Back (arcane) 1:17:40 More Thoughts on Tyler #Brocast34

You're all right, Mike. I can't take this anymore. I can't take this anymore. Well, I can take this anymore, are we? Oh, Christ. Well, hello there, Bobby Boy. I don't like this one bit, not one single moment. one single moment.

Come on. Give me something. Give me an inch and I'll take a mile. What is? Give me an inch and I'll take a mile. I don't know. Right? I'll give me one inch and I'll take one little mile.

I'm so ill. No, I'm iller. I don't think so. You gave me this. You put me in this. Not necessary. Could have been just the air. Oh God, Paises getting excited and she's squeaking her fucking toy.

That means we've got to cool down the temperature in this room. Yeah. You know? We're getting a bit too angered. Cool it down. Let's settle down, eh? down let's relax how do you say down in a kiwi australian

down down down it's all about being calm you go kind of nasally um i got a cold you sound fucking nasally because i got a cold because of you it's all your fault your sounded wrong do it read it again it's all your fault it's all you are fault me in the game of

thrones world considers it your fault and for that your my name is shremlin barathian shremlin and you've gone too far this time you've given me the cold of the dragon tongue You've given me dragon sneeze. You've given me dragon bung. And now I'm all bunged in ways I've never been before. You understand? Yes. Do you do do do do do...

Do you remember when they did like a heavy metal fucking guitar shredding version of that theme? When, um, spoiler alert, the blonde guy gets, his arm cut off. Then he goes like, d'i-na-na-neil. Did they do that? I thought they had, like, Ed Shear and sing the credits, and it was like,

Blonde man got his arm cut off. It might have been something like that. Or it was just, like, a rock band. I'm pretty sure it was something that was, like, the credit song was just not fitting for that. Yeah, yeah. It was like some rock music. Yeah, because it wasn't,

it was only a couple years ago I re-watched him and was like, that's a weird choice for the credits. Yeah. It's such a good episode, ending Stinger, spoilers. Yeah. Weird spoiler. Why are you doing that?

Why'd you cut his arm off? Spoiler. Spoiler alert. What's happening? I'm just getting bombarded. With what? Emails. So many emails.

Oh, where's your bill? Do you want to buy some Black Friday deals? Don't even get me started on Black Friday Don't get me started on Deals Well I like deals I like a good deal I hate deals

I hate deals The art of the deal I can really tell This is going to be an aft one Yeah This is going to be aft in the A Gonna be effed in the A You've been putting in work on that one

I can tell In the mirror Yeah, you've been practicing that You've got fucking four years ahead Of milking that for what it's worth Oh my God Well something like he says We've got to be like it's

It was heft in the A He was the most effed in the A I've never seen anybody more F in the A. Brand new out of rings A Yeah Oh my God man yeah what a caricature it shouldn't is a cartoon character yeah i picked the samurai best of class they say he's the best in class it's um because i watched the movie twice i watch the

apprentice twice i think it's that good um bucky is a good ass apprentice you know does he do that schick he not he his that's what is so good about his performance he starts where he's kind of like insecure 80s Trump where he doesn't have that whole shtick down yet but throughout the movie he like morphs he morphs into the guy you know you know. Interesting yeah

yeah it's interesting and it's a good ass movie Jeremy Strong oh my god his performance he's so good Jeremy Renner not Jeremy Rennar Horkai no Hawkeye has a great episode in house does it? Yeah

Jeremy Renners in house yeah yeah he plays like a rock guitar metal fuck the fucking system no he's more like a punk fuck he's like fuck you guys you fucking fucks then he's then he loves like entertaining the kids he's actually got like a nice soul you know i guess before we get too deep into this i got to say i'm so bunged up i'm so ill it was it was hitting that last episode that cursed last episode that had no music

that had various editing because of the chaos which I suppose I'll get into momentarily but first off Good afternoon morning evening or night Oh man Oh you do it then Good afternoon morning evening

all light Ladies and gentlemen And welcome to episode 642 It's 34 34 Thank you episode 34 of the jar media

poor door bro systems feet Jimmy door Who is that I don't know I don't know Is that a person I probably

bro I'm not in the state of mind for this Or am I? I'm not. I'm in the best state of mine for this. Yeah, you seem kind of sharp, I'd say.

Really? Do you actually think so? At the moment? Outside of the bung. I think it might actually be enlightening your physique. Well, your flask of... Wonderous physique.

Ooh. I've got one of my two perks on my physique. My physic. Yeah, physics. what's it actually called well I'm getting all messed up on Eldon Ring because I was watching a speed run of Eldon Ring DLC and they were like talking about

the Scadu tree fabrics fragments oh my god beep that the scadu tree fragments it's pronounced that it's actually shadow shadow tree yeah when it's like no it's skedush tree

that you can't do that to me, you know? Why? It's using like old Irish or something. Oh, tatermy skuy. Tatrami skater. I watched a Jackseptychi. Should we just quickly shout out the patrons, actually,

before we talk about Jack Septicoe. The wondrous physique of patrons who support our patronage. Should I say what they do? Yeah, tell me what they do They um First off the episode is sponsored by Skadush tree fragments Eldon Ring DLC

Hyper New thing Well not even new It was that It was released in the midpoint of 2024 Right Really? Was it June?

You know I think it was released in June Really? Oh my God Wow Yeah that's upsetting that is upsetting but uh

speaking of it makes the audio version of the the audio version of the show possible over on Patreon the raw unfiltered MP3 ad free which is what everyone's looking for nowadays aren't they

everybody's looking for it nowadays oh my God please if you were sick of this in 2017 then buckle up 2016 bro back a lot 2016 is when it started

Yeah Now we're in for the long haul Yeah so I feel like you wouldn't have enough time to get sick of it Until 2017 Speaking of Eldham Ring DLC The Jaffter hours we recorded on the shadow Of the Erd Tree DLC

Just went live on the channel Which you could have got a whole month early Over on the J after hours Patreon perk Even though that one gone live, there's still others on there. There's the music, our top 10 favorite songs over on there. We did, and we'll get into this briefly, get into the new as they say video, which was a deep dive on the Wallace and Gromit, the wrong trousers, the best piece of media ever made in the history of all. Question mark.

Of course, that's what we answer over on the Ja After Hours video, but things have not been going right. in my life right now so I haven't been able to get that one up quite yet but we we did record it so it exists it's ready ready to be edited and put together and I know it's a banger because I was there you were there we recorded it a good we spoke for it probably longer than it's a 30 minute short and we ran longer yeah than that in it of itself um so check out that over on the patreon and uh last but not least has the jail media group chat an ongoing chat you know what a group chat is don't you do you um sometimes depending on the day on the moment of the hour where jarlings can leave their suggestions for what we talk about on an episode which we can conveniently shift into right now on the housekeeping right which can get us going with cone 42 here we haven't done one of the and this is from the jam media group chat over on the patreon who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark imagine the shark could swim through the air and as if it was water, interested to hear your thoughts?

Bear or shark? Now, again, is this a gladiator-style Coliseum? I'm imagining a Coliseum, and as they say, the shark can swim, quotation marks, through the air. Yeah, flying shark. I say shark wins. I say bear wins.

No. Yes, it has so much more maneuverability and strength. and strength. Yeah, but if a shark can swim in the air, then it has mobility. Nah. So it doesn't have mobility. No, a bear is stronger. I don't care what you say.

A bear is stronger than a great white shark. I don't think there's all that much, isn't it? They didn't say great white. They're just a shark. Idiots. You can get sharks like as big as my leg. You know, they're not going to be able to kill a bear. Exactly.

But a great white has like, three rows of teeth that are razor sharp it's going to shred a bear to pieces no idiots let us know in the comments what you think because I think a bear's got it every day of the week maybe except Monday

because Monday's a tough on all it doesn't work the system this I avoid this question it's stupid I hate it well let's do some other

housekeeping entries like this one from T-H-K-I-N-G-T-B-5-Z-F. What a mouthful. Where's the Joker? I thought this podcast included The Joker. That's my Joker, love. There you go.

Umb-5768 says, Your sickness increased the audio quality. This is like that family guy episode where Peter gets a crispy, cool voice because he's sick and it sounds better than his normal voice. Well, hello there, bobby boy.

Shut up. I guess my voice is returning to ordinary shit. Ordinary shit would be a good episode if you could use the S word in the titles. Like the good old days. Like the good old days.

Like the good times. When a PC hang on man. When Coca-Cola weren't ruling our lives. Yeah, there were a few comments about, like, the audio, because... Okay. I guess I'll say it now. I... My PC died in the last week, and I'm pissed about it, because I spent, like, I spent like

four hours editing the cast on it, and it was so laggy. It was so slow. It wasn't working right. And I was like, yeah, let's just edit the whole thing on. here. Let's just do that, like smartly. And then I like, I spent four hours editing it and then I go like to encode it. And then of course it says it's going to take like 550 hours to encode. And by then it's like midday. And it's like, this needs to be up by 6pm. So what the heck am I going to do? Effing hell. So then I cancel it on the PC and just turn it off.

And I'm like, flip this. Someone nearby is going to have to repair this. What am I going to to do in this little time crunch before it has to be up before 6pm we haven't missed episodes in years and years we haven't missed episodes so i was like panicking i was like running around going oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god no no then i had an idea flip why not use one of my six other computers So I grabbed my laptop and I'm like I went to Mr. Robot And I started editing as fast as I could

Luckily I did the time codes on my PC And I was like, that's the one thing you're good for It's the idiot time codes I put in, idiot boy Bang bang bang So I got those I copied over the time codes I took out the really bad bits It was an episode

Unfortunately, there were two moments where I had to take them out because they were too edgy. They were too rough, you know? We're not like that, though. We're not like that normally. But that one episode we had to, I had to take two things out. So it was like, can you tell me what they were? No, but they're not to take it out again. Fine.

Can you make a note of it and tell me? I can tell you now. I have to take it out there. It was. That wasn't the last one. What did you say? Yeah, because you said it again. yes it was that and the um three two one oh yeah

yeah that was two things i had to i had to take out like i couldn't just be like lazy with it yeah you know even those two are both they're only bad because of because of Whoneness. No. Because like we're saying one thing but it sounds like another. Yes.

That was why I said it. You know, I said I just can't resist. Sometimes things just have to come out. And even if they're wrong, it feels right. And you don't know if it feels right until you realize that it's wrong.

Yeah, I guess. So all in all, my PC is really in trouble it's ill it's with the PC hospital they are they got back to me saying that the processor is fried the cooling system is effed so I don't know what I'm supposed to do so the last episode it had no music it had no intro it had no mid thing it had no mid moment so it was really different and I did some processing on it on the laptop that made it sound on like a radio show and it really sounded different

and I might do it for this one I don't know. Some people liked it, some didn't and I don't know what's happening anymore. Good morning, Wilcher. How are you doing on this bloody lovely day? I've got a cold. Let me tell you, the M4

is mighty congested this morning. Yeah, so let's do some more of these then while I go back on topic here. Scullo T says, Was in my local Sainsbury's buying some Bailey? for me mum. And the young lady, who I'm convinced as younger than me, I deed me. I thought about what Jim said about taking it as a compliment. But then I thought about Alex and unleashed my inner joker. I jokered all over that place, baby. And I've never felt so cringe in my life.

What does that mean? It means what this one, like from Fantastic Mr. Foot dash H-H-5-Z-P said I think if I saw Alex on the street I would guess his voice was similar to Morty Yeah fair And C-Fube says

The editor forgot the messages I thought you guys actually took a five-minute break And now I don't know what to believe That's what's true about the mid-break Like sometimes we actually take a break for a fair few minutes and sometimes we just go welcome

to the second happening yeah like they're real freakoids yeah and cheesy muffin 8378 says audio is definitely over compressed

don't listen to the other rube saying it sounds cool and Moniac says sounds like listening to Radio 2 in the back of your mum's car is that bad huh who's the DJ on Radio 2

I don't know When was the last time I was into the radio Like half past a million ago I'll say I mean I feel like that's not necessarily a bad thing Yeah well like Ryan Deakin says Alex definitely does have the thing Where his voice doesn't match how he looks

I've always thought this about him So there we go I guess my voice is ethereal, but my body is disgusting. Do you think you developed your voice after hearing mine? Then you're like, oh, I'll just use that voice. So my voice suits me.

My voice suits me, and you just stole it. Yeah, have you heard that before, that your voice doesn't suit you? No, that's a psycho-unhinged thing to say. What does that mean? Your voice looks like it should belong on Bradbury. Pitt, Jr. Well, actually, it's on your ugly mug.

Is that what it means? Um, I don't know. Your voice sounds like a cool character actor. But actually it's on your ugly mug. What if they're saying, you look cool, but your voice is cringe? I mean, let me know, you know. Yeah. What's cooler, the voice or the cringe?

I'd say the cringe, personally. but John Starr-askiffy says Why is the audio mewing? That's how good the audio was last episode Yeah, that's what... Or this episode, I don't know. Do you mew? That's not mewing.

I forgot what it is. Do you not even know what mewing is? I can't remember. It's like chewing, chewing gum. It's when you go, I choose you, mew. You know? Well, I always preferred mew too, so... when the Pikachu's are fucking smacking each other in the cheeks.

Pikachu, come on, you've got to make you little breath. Oh, man. What a good movie. Yeah, that movie's fire. Can we review that next? If you want to. I actually genuinely would. I haven't seen that movie.

Yeah, and it might make me cry. Yeah. That's the hardest hit in the movie I've ever seen. Like if, yeah, man. Ever seen? Yeah. Um, we were talking a bunch of, um, let's say, um, badness about this app threads, which everyone is kind of, well, everyone, some people are flooding to after, I guess, what's happened with Twitter and or I guess what you say X now, but I made a mistake. And this is what the housekeeping segment is for. It's for writing wrongs for correcting mistakes. And Apple B. Yarns says threads is metas to. Twitter, Blue Sky is a whole separate thing that people are moving to since meta and threads

sucks almost as much as Musk and X. And Yellow Family Funny 306 says, as far as I know from quick research, Blue Sky is not owned by the Zuck in any way. The CEO is Jay Graber, a software engineer, but it was created by Twitter's Jack Dorsey. So I was getting threads and blue sky you're confused and yeah thought it should bring that up really bring that to light and correct the record on that one

well thank you for that and in response I actually did make a blue sky account a secret account I put some what do you call them blue squire blue squires you know look I'll show you

show you what I put on there it's a secret though I'm not saying what my account is called are you gonna test to see how um free the speech is there how powerful it was look i'll show you one of my blue skies look yeah that's cool that's one or um what about this nice you like that maybe i'll show you one more you're gonna be found immediately no no I've got one like on blue sky and it was this

Nice, yeah So you can just guess what's going on there You can try and find me on blue sky But it's going to be tough Oh my lord, it's going to be tough It's going to be like a manhunt And you know what You know what?

What? Tell me why I forgot Okay. Yeah, well, I'm not getting it. Fuck it. I'm not. No, I'm not doing it. I'm not. You've had enough? I'm sick of it. I'm sick of all of it. I'm this close to deleting YouTube and going what they call off the grid. Don't go off the grid, grid, grid. I'm going off the grid, grid. I'm off the grid, grid, this is not my kid.

It's not for your kids, you liar. No. No, maybe I will. Maybe I will. Maybe I will. Yeah, go on blue. sky. Yeah. Put a few blue zetes out there. What do they call them? Blue zoots. Bluebies.

Blue kaz. Just call it Twitter for fuck sake. Yeah, can't they, like Elon is now X, so can they just do Twitter now? Yeah. How awesome would that be if the Jack guy sold Twitter

just for all that money? Yeah. He changed it to X and then he just gets Twitter back That's what's happened But it's called blue sky Which sucks Yeah And it's where the birds fly

Exactly Call it like Hen house That could be Yeah And then you lay You egg Have you read my egg

Do you check up my lay On hen house Have you seen my lay On hen house Yeah And then a like is an egg Or a chick And then you press it and goes

Yeah I mean that A roost Okay well I don't know Start some software engineering That's what a quote is It's a roost Don't lie

Don't lie about what Why does it have to be a bird Because that works It just makes sense, you know, through the gateway Yeah, but then when you take it to the point where it's at henhouses and lays and eggs It's kind of diluted to the point where it could be anything No, you intuited exactly what I was saying You know, and a baguuck is when you like favorite it or a retweet

No, that was a that was a lay or something I don't know we're just You know, we're playing... We're just throwing ideas out there. We're just seeing what sticks. Throwing at the walls, seeing what sticks. Yeah. Bagg-Bag-I-K-K-K.

You know? Yeah, I just feel like a bag-k would be a retweet because that's like the loud thing that chickens do. A bug-g-g-k! You know, it's like them yelling. No. I'm repeating. Beguck.

No. No, I'm upset. Um... So I watched, Am I Racist? Oh, God. Why? Yeah, good question. I was really bored.

Yeah, I bought it. I begucked it. It was really bad. I used it as a chance to practice drawing hands. I was so bored. I was like, I'm just going to practice drawing hands, my own hand, like, as reference. Like, I'd do like a really awkward, like, hand position and be like, let's see how I can do that. You know?

So I did that while watching Matt Walsh's, Am I Racist? Thoughts? Just awful. What did you, what was the message you took from it? That I'm racist. Are you? no oh yeah that's how bad it is it made you feel right no it just made me feel like annoyed at like man why are you why are you doing this with documentaries like they've tarnished documentaries any documentary

that's like the starting point is the starting point is the conclusion yeah yeah yeah you know instead of like a genuine curiosity to explore a subject mm-hmm it's like no we have the conclusion and we've just got to gather stuff that fits into our already made conclusion. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And like,

because everyone was talking about it was like, oh, we finally got our borer of the right. Oh, we got our borough in here, Matt Walsh. He's 38 years old. He's our borat coming in here being awesome. No. I mean, from what I understand, he's a very bad man.

why so you're woke then yes he's he's a shill he's a corporate mouthpiece he's a he's a um a dogged contender for shittist guy and then i was thinking about are my racist or am i a racist It's just, oh man, it's just so goofy Are my He just goes into rooms Are my racist Are I? Yeah, he's got an attitude that's very

There's this whole section where he goes to the Washington monument And he's like going up to random people on the street Um Will you sign my petition to me? make the Washington Monument black and it's all about George Floyd now and random

people are just like so uncomfortable by his presence that are like sure I'll sign you a weird thing you fucking freak can I go now and he's like look see what this means it's like oh my god

it's hilarious that these people with these these viewpoints are like look at how upset all you people are when they're like

crying over people wanting some sort of like Yeah Equality Mm-hmm So there's all this drama About um What's his face

Jeremy Johns He like loved it But the The movie critic guy Yeah Everyone go check out his blade Review If that's the look

It's not You'll find it You'll find it Yeah that's not a good look I mean That whole That whole group They create problem

you know, Jeremy Jones he's innocent. No, not him. He's not innocent, I guess. No, I mean, but whatever he's At least he's not you know, a part of the daily wire. Well, maybe he wants to be if he's

Yeah, shit. He's giving him my race as good reviews. Yeah. You know what? They're just having fun, making good jokes and it's sort of the baller out of the right. I mean, it's, it's, Is it meant to be a documentary? Yes. But he like dresses up as like a hipster. And he goes to and makes these really uncomfortable situations for people.

I saw a clip of him going into like a woman's only space. Yeah. And he's like, he's like a waiter. He's pretending to be a waiter. And he's like kind of intruding on the conversation and like dropping plates and stuff and smashing them. It's like, oops. Um, yeah, I hate men as well. And you're supposed to be like, yeah, I hate them all.

Idiot. Yeah. It's so lame. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know. That was a bad documentary. I enjoyed the progress I made, though, and my hand drawings.

That's what it was better for. Did you make progress? I think so. Have you made some good hands? Yeah, I was quite happy with the hands Because they're notoriously difficult to draw obviously Yeah, they are That's why the Simpsons only have four

Yeah, it makes it a lot easier when there's only four That's a damn sure Why do you think that is? Because they're... Okay, why not just draw a hand with four fingers And then add the fifth one at the end? Outside of that, I got to shout out this show

ocean explorers right on Disney Plus so the inverse of am I a racist it's about fish but fish it's about sharks squid there were squid actually really yeah did they go into any of these creepy Japanese squid um the big long ones do you there was a certain type I can't remember their exact name but they were talking about a certain type of whale that can live between 200 300 and 300 years. Oh yeah, old whales. Yeah, the old boys.

You know? That was cool. It's sponsored by Microsoft. So every episode, there's like a five-minute sequence where they go and use a hollow lens. It's like built into the shit. Because like, I guess it's like a sponsorship, a partner that's like funding these expositions. So like in the contract, they like have to put their heart. HoloLens glasses on and go around it and be like, wow, the shark's got parasites that

sort of go on their eyes. And there's like a 3D thing. And the sharks spinning around and they're like, look, there's the parasites eating its eyes. Does he like create an Iron Man cure? He's like, no, but that was what's so crazy where like these ancient sharks that are like hundreds of years old and they got these parasites. that just attached to their eyes and they're just constantly there on their eyes

because they don't really need their eyes that much. I guess if they're deep. They are deep. Yeah. Yeah. And James Cameron is like the narrator. And every 15 minutes he's like, and this shark reminds me of the navvi.

Yeah. This one reminds me of Terminator. Yeah. And there's this, it's this whole cruise. on this ship, right, on the ocean explorer ship, including a spec hop sniper. Cool.

Who's like, yeah, this reminds me of when I're sniping innocence in the fuck. I was just about to say I might have to check this out because I love deep sea shit. And it's not all deep sea though. Those are like Hammerhead shark. I won't watch a third.

There is a deep sea one. I mean, there's a lot of like submarine going deep you know looking at all the craziness down there when's the sniper in it he's in every episode is he yeah okay and there's lots of peril

there's lots of misery lots of like this polar bear star after death because of like ice melting and then they look at the camera and go you feel bad and you better see the navvi and have a tough

yeah go drive to the cinema now yeah so shout out to that James Cameron, HoloLens, speck-ops snipers, what more could you want? Nothing? Yeah, and they do lots of tagging, you know? But they tag like a bird?

Not a bird, something cooler. You know, something deep underwater, and it's like, we've got one chin. There's sometimes they tag things from a helicopter, you know, and they open the door and they're like... Is that what the snipers for? Yeah. Is it actually? Does he snipe fish with a tag thing? They're not sniping fish.

They're sniping like rare whales, rare sharks or whatever. Yeah, whales fish. And I was telling you yesterday, I think it was about like, they're figuring out like magnetism of hammerhead sharks and like, oh, they're navigating and all this kind of craziness. And it's like, this is too much for me. They've got like compasses in their heads. Yeah.

It's like you go low to the ground. certain geometry that gives off a magnetism but then you go up and there's a different magnetism that comes from it and they'll just feel that they just feel that would be pure vibes for them yeah it's hammerhead vibes and they're so crazy they got eyes on each side of their weird hammerhead head yeah why and then they hunt for matt walsh and that's the best episode Yeah, I might have to check that out. I'd recommend it. It was cool.

I like the environment and stuff like that. No orangutans, but other shows are good for that. You know? I find chimps more interesting. No. Than orangutans? Yeah. More interesting?

No, they're not. From a pure conflict perspective. No. Chimps are more interesting. I agree. There's far more. conflict. No, I completely disagree. You don't get Speck-Ops snipers in that, do you? What? I'm saying chimps versus orangutan.

Yeah. I think an orangutan will be better at using a Speck-Ops sniper rifle than a chimp. No, because orangutans give... Arangetans, they use tools in ways nothing else can, are only humans. Only spec-ops trained snipers who are aiming at Mount Wolf. But chimps use weapons better than any other. Yeah, they're fists. They're screaming jaws. Yeah, they're entering the Stone Age, man. They're not.

Yeah, they are. Arangetans are so far ahead of that. No. They do. They build straws and they get on ants. Yeah, gorillas are out here in the Bronze Age. No, gorillas, no one cares about guerrillas. Everyone cares about gorillas.

Son of man Exactly They're making armour Out of like trees and stuff They're not making armour Stop spreading misinformation No No

No I'm not recommending am I racist On your laptop Get the image of the The gorilla wearing the wooden armour That they forged What are you talking about It's real

I'm telling you it's genuinely real They're forging They're not Are you effing with me No So if I put guerrilla makes armor right now but don't do it right now gorilla forges armor do i spell it american or do i smell it smell it english um you might have to spell it where like the country

where i'm just getting gorilla grod gorilla grod with and without armor you're typing it hero forge minis you're typing it wrong it is similar to that they It's not. It's less, there's not cloth yet. They haven't developed that. If someone was wearing a medieval suit of armour, could they tank a few hits from a fully grown silverback gorilla? You're lying with me.

What do you mean? You could, by the way. You get some interesting results from this, though. Armoured gorilla or armed gorilla. That's R-slash hypothetical situation. Oh, which would you want to deal with? which would win I think is my concern

Armoured Or armed with what Possibly the gorilla with a gun Because if we have the same Skill with Firearms We both just miss each other The entire time anyway Oh where do we get here

How do we get here I'll watch funny deep sea scaries It's not funny It's mostly sad but cool and awesome with a little sprinkling of epic because of the hollow lens

and Master Chief goes save them and then you go James Cameron where's Avatar 3 is he still making the larvae narvi

yeah then he's done like all of the Mario by him yeah they've already shown the larvae narv when

an image has come out of the larvae nor vee the images yeah they've already shown an image of the larvae norvee they like fly around on like this sack of I don't know if like

my I've been playing the Witcher 3 a lot lately and you sound exactly like a peasant from that game I feel like you're bleeding you're bleeding it into my subconscious no that's what you're talking about

the larvae narvee is there any volcano stuff going on underground underwater so that's what they're saving for episode three the larvae noravi but i hope they do have that accent too because they were like they were like maori in the second one they were like californians in the first movie like where do they take it for the third they go californians they go old school all right I'm the lava enormy

I see you oh my god oh my god but yeah my question is does James Cameron have any interest in volcanoes is he like going in lava submarines

well he needs the money made from Avatar 3 to be able to fund his research into the real life larva and RV is he hunting for

inner earth is that what all this is for I think yeah by the time we get to Avatar 4 then I don't know so we've got we got jungle we got water and then larva

what's left space Navi in space yeah maybe that's five things there's got to be another biome underground cave

rock raiders low narvi yeah yeah cave mineral narvi crystal narvi I'd like that I'm hype for that I'm more excited by

what James Cameron gets to explore underwater because of the success of the avatar movies than the actual avatar movies themselves. Does he touch on why he's so interested? It's just a type of fixation. Yeah? Just fair enough. I, yeah? I think that's cool. Yeah, I mean, this probably good work. I mean, it seems amazing, amazing. Scientific, necessary. Scientific, necessary and epic. Funny. Not funny. Sad. Serious. It's serious. It's serious. It's professional.

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jack black was fast as lightning oh bloody burp and it was only a little bit keep that in mind Because that's what I wanted to do for Jaffter hours. A nice simple one. There's a new Minecraft trailer. Oh, I've seen a little bit of it.

We can watch that or whatever. So you don't need to do a shit or a piss. We're really into the toilet. Oh, nice bit of gunge from my lung. I'm full of gung. I'm full of lung. And you can probably hear it in my voice. Because God, I'm ill.

But we're here for the second half of the cast. And now's the part where we sing Eh, yeah, eh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We answer questions over from the jail media subreddit, not FNAF.

So head over to the suggestion thread over on the jail media subreddit, not FNAF, but speaking of FNAF, the Jimba says this. Bear Bear, Last year, Reddit recently removed the ability for moderators to make larger subreddits private. As our slash FNAF is now considered a large subreddit, we are being forced to keep it open indefinitely. God help us all. This can't be true.

It's true. It's too big. How big? It's in the top 5% of all subredits now. Oh my God. Oh, Christ. Oh, God. House always says that.

Oh, God. Yeah. Oh, God. Just like that. Oh, my God. Yeah. And he goes, he does this a lot as well. Cool.

Does he? Yeah. Cool. Cool. Do you ever do one of those? He'll see like three strippers burst out of a cake and he'll go, Cool. kind of based

yeah he's always banging prostitutes that guy hell yeah um well the ned gen says hello jar boys thoughts on pirating media the chat about jim not knowing where to watch the penguin made me wonder whether you think piracy is more legitimate now in the landscape of there being like six different

streaming services and UK cost of living being what it is thoughts um yeah i totally understand that. Now, I'd never suggest to pirate anything. We would never condone it. Ever. It's a crime. It's a big boy crime. You wouldn't steal a car.

You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a house. You wouldn't steal ocean explorers. You wouldn't steal Avatar 3 on DVD would be? Yeah, I mean some people, mate. Um, but that's bad, isn't it?

Yes, it's bad. That's what I'm saying. But, but I'd argue that some people are being driven towards that by the corporations. Make it easier for me to buy your things and I will buy them. Make it harder and I won't buy them. And if I need those things, then I might. I think it would definitely dissuade you if, um, your paid subscription service starts introducing ads to it. Yeah. you know rather quite yes it is like um yeah cable tv's a problem cable tv's lame

let's reinvent it wow this is amazing cable TV sucks and we've got this new world we're all skipping through the sunflower film wow Netflix look at all these new things they're everywhere Kevin Spacey Kevin Spacey Kevin Spacey's showing us a whole new world. Hasn't he? Hasn't he? Kevin Spacey opened a new world into understanding the depravity of the Hollywood elite. No, I'm talking about streaming.

What does Kevin Spacey have to do of streaming? How's some cards? Premium. Kevin Spacey! Kevin! Woo! Kill that dog! And then...

Kevin, Spacey. Yeah. Oh my God, Kevin. Oh no, Kevin. I'm gonna... Kevin. Can I say that? Just beep a little bit of it.

I'll just beep the worst bit of that. But, yeah. Betrayed by. Kevin. Where do we go? Yor. Yorapap Oh. Y'all, me hearties.

Yeah, I mean. Kevin's betrayed ours. Kevin must walk to plank with his scurbit. Now who can we trust ever again? Narg Jeff Bezos No, I don't think so Yeah, I mean

Like, all I'll say is at the end of the day Don't steal But do live Don't steal But maybe Create a sort of Uneasy alliance with Jack Sparrow Yeah, I mean it's not stealing

if a pirate gives you an apple you don't know where you got that apple if Jack Sparer gifts you an apple If Jack Sparer gifts you a chest full of money Where'd you get that, Jack? Well, I'll never tell That answered it beautifully, I would say. Yeah, that's your...

Um... Outrageous farm says this. Upper-class Windonite Jarling here. I had absolutely no clue what finishing school is until Googling at two minutes ago. I meant finishing as in completing. However, I'll be wearing my newly bestowed and partially unfitting title with honour.

Upper-class, winder-night, calling out. Crazy bear bear, goblin bob. That's so fucking obvious. Is it because of the way you enunciated it? Did you say finishing school instead of after finishing school?

He literally just meant like I was finishing school. Yeah. Not going to finishing school. Yeah. So now he's learned, well, he's got a free education in a way. Yeah.

I guess you've never finishing school. But now he really is an upper-class swindonite. Yeah. Welcome. Welcome to the upper echelon. Yeah, yeah.

How did we fuck that up? That's so stupid. I guess we're both hell. Well, I think we have a little bit of a bias because we had an ongoing family joke where our dad would joke about sending us to finishing school. Yeah. That was an ongoing joke

he would make not that we were ever actually sent to finishing school but we knew of it as a concept because he would threaten it as you know

a punishment for being disgusting or whatever we would do or be from memory it was more in reference to the comments

and just little prods from the grandfather our grandfather when Like, we'd eat with our fork in our right hand or something. Yeah. Well, it was especially me being the younger brother where, and like I...

I was big into food. You know, I'd be licking plates and stuff. Yeah. So I'd get my head, like, slam down into the bottle and then pushed out the chair. Bloody Tosh, you bloody... You can bloody stay outside for the night, dog boy. And then he slammed the door closed and lock it. The bloody scorpion and hello three.

He's not very realistic. Yeah. It could easily catch grenades under the cannon, you fuck. All right, Grandad. Sorry. I just thought it sounded cool and would look cool or something. Yeah, it kind of looks like a scorpion, Grandad. That assault rifle's stock is way out of balance.

He doesn't even realize the gift he was given by being able to play. Halo 3 in its peak. Yeah. He'll never know. You'll never know. I'll understand that. Well. No, whatever, breath.

You're welcome granddad. Memories. That's all we got. I thought this one from Madder Than Eggs was quite good. Hi, lads. Unemployed, illiterate jarling here. I hate biology.

hate evolution and i hate feet so i thought i'd be the perfect jarling to weigh in on the hands as feet issue i think parentheses i don't know anything about science and i can't read that we probably have feet feet instead of hand feet so we can run after mammoths and such for hours and hours like good little men and then eat the mammoths related question would you swap the position of your hands and feet if given the chance you you get hand feet but in exchange you have to have feet hands now i would only be subalba usa to some marsy no he he just walks yeah i guess you would yeah you'd have to get such strong arms they

Oosie I to see Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I can't believe you haven't been in a Star Wars Or at least a clown was I'm gonna be honest When I watch those behind the scenes

Of like Phantom Menace And the guy who like voices Subalba I'm like Why can't I be him? Yeah Usana Mosey Ha ha ha ha They're just like

Just be cringy into the mic Yeah Five minutes. Just beat yourself for a minute. Yeah. Ola me hosey. Ota pootoo. That's some good shit.

But running after mammoths, you think mammoths were fast? We could have chased them with hand feet. Easily. We could have climbed through the mountains to eat them and such. I don't. because I like obviously the reason would be to run to run on our hands

to run on our feet yeah but if we could run on our hands then it'll be way easier and then we'd be like suburb who wins many a pod race but not the one we see in the movie because anika knows the chosen one but every other time the chosen one is not racing yeah you pretty much got it settled yeah suburb is winning every time

maybe that's what george was saying who turn of the choosy the boozy gimmee the boosey how does he come up with subalba I'm just a random assortment of Constanants and bells Usi and subalba Oudu pooh do pooh do

It's how it's how Georgie-Porgi works Hey Ben Quadrano Yeah This is Raymond Kweiser He's the new main guy Um Alps horror has an interesting one

Very specific question But it's a shower thought I had today Jarre has obviously made homoerotic jokes in the past Some have been funny Which leads me to ask When do you think you it goes from being a funny gay joke to just being homophobic

same can go with other similar topics what's the line when does it go too far I guess is the question when does it just become nast a little bit too far horrible nast I think um did I go too far in the last episode why why remember when I had I

had to remove some things. Yeah, but that's nothing to do with this. No. No. Um, this is actually a good question. Where does it make your brain rumble? It makes my brain tremble and quiver.

Gayly? Straightly. Normally. both um when is it how queer i think i think if you're making jokes at the expense of another person so you're you're calling someone gay essentially as an insult yeah um then that's homophobic because then you're saying it's inherently bad but thinking about it I don't know if when joking about being gay

is akin to someone joking about being being like stupid or something right so if that is an equivalence then it's probably homophobic quite a lot of the time Yeah, you know, and when I say homophobic, I don't mean to the degree where it's like, suddenly this person is anti-gay, you know, but it's more like a behavior that's normalized within our social construction, right, that allows us to remain and conserve. the social ordinaries of it

you know what I think you're speaking you're speaking a lot of sense and that's gay yeah straight up what's gay

I think you're speaking a lot of sense and it's putting your ducks in a row and that's gay what's the ducks in a row what are you talking about what am I talking about

yeah I think it can be honestly I think the person to us would be a gay person you know like look is this gay yes is duck pillow gaming gay

yes is Sandy gay I don't know, I get, I get vibes that sometimes she's into sponge. That makes her straight though, doesn't, or sponge. Yeah. And sponge might be a woman. Sponge might not have a gender. Sponge.

Are C-sponge gendered? I don't, I would doubt it. Are they more like plants? What? Yes. Yes. considered this so it's really hitting me hard. Yeah. So SpongeBob is bye. What about Starfish? Gay. No, are they gendered? Oh. I feel like they're adaptable. Sea horses are? They're not gay. It's just men can be pregnant. Men can get pregnant sea horses. So they're all women. So they're all

Friends? No. They're men that are pregnant. They're not men. They're male. Males can get pregnant. Yes. Males seahorses can give birth. So they, but female seahorses can't impregnate. Um, I'd have to look deeper into that one. You're the one who's been watching James Cameron fucking. Well, they don't go that. deep. They're more interested in sharks, in the navvee, in what's going to happen in

Avatar 3. It's a big mystery, and it's a big question mark, and we've been watching the geek squad in order to conceptualize maybe what that's going to look like. What's the geek squad? It's the new podcast series that's sponsoring this episode. Oh, yeah, sorry, yeah.

Sorry, I just had like a total brain blank. Brain wank. Brain blank. Brain blank, please. Listen, wait, I want you to answer that question now. What? Is being gay wrong?

Well, obviously, yes. I'm joking. Oh, my God. See, that's homophobic, though. That was, but that's what made it funny. Yeah, exactly. So it's bad. So you still shouldn't do it.

Yeah, hate me for it. Kill me. I'm so confused I'm so fucking confused. I'm so fucking confused. Look, let's reel the back, let's calm down for a moment. I feel like we're diametrically opposed

in this, um, this is good, this is some debate, some neoliberal debate. Yeah, you're the neoliberal, I'm not. You're the radical. I'm the rad... Ooh. I'm...

Hmm. You don't even know. Huh? You don't even know. No, I was just like going along with the bit and then I was like getting to certain words. And I was like, oh, don't say that. Oh, don't... Because even implying...

No, real about, real about, real about, real about, real about, real about. What's the question? Ask me just straight and narrow. What is the question? Where's the line? Oh, bloody, answer it. where's the line when making gay jokes where it becomes not okay

um kaisernat has he crossed that line yes I would say actually is homophobic shit why what makes you say that um I saw like a clip today

where for example he was in like a limousine and um two of his friends or whatever were kind of like leaning on each other and then he turned into this whole thing of like why are you freaking why are you like gay are you gay and like acting like it was like an issue you know right yeah where it's like come on dude

for real but like I mean that's obviously overtly homophobic and they did like weird they do that thing where like women come on and they have like a date and they're surrounded by other people yeah and there was this woman who i don't know could have been trans and all the guys are like freaking out like falling over and like yeah yeah screaming and shit and that that's kind of transphobic i guess um but even Even, like, going back to us, you know, when, like, previously on the cast or whatever, when, like, I've made gay jokes about, like, being gay with James or whatever.

Yeah. Could that be homophobic? Could that make... Like, if there were a gay person in the room, could it make them feel uncomfortable? I guess potentially. Mm. But, like, that's always a risk. when you're making a joke, right?

I think it depends. You know? I would like to imagine that the viewers slash listeners understand that it's we're just playful, we're just playing. It's not coming from a malicious place in any way.

Yeah, but I think the direction my mindset has been going in is that intention isn't what it's all about yeah you know it's not it's not just about intent you know like so if you think if someone took a clip from one of from something we just said just there

and was like saying like look how bloody homophobic they are those nasty ones do you think that would actually fly or like actually mean anything I feel like it's like It's a pattern of behavior It's like

What you're talking about Where it just doesn't I think it's different If it's taken out of context And when it comes to Like the gay jokes I've said towards like Like James or whatever

I don't feel Off the top of my head That line has ever been crossed But I think it is good to check yourself every now and again, you know? Yeah. I hear that. That's why that's what the bleep is for, you know, when you just go too far. But that always possible.

But to be fair, that beep is only there because, you know, like we're fine with those things. And they're not, it's not like I was randomly. dropping a slur. Yeah. You know? It's not... We're not in... Okay.

Maybe... I rest my case. I rest mine. I bloody rest mine. I bloody say so. Yeah, I think we sorted that. Yeah. Right.

Beep it all. Safest. intelligent echo 7049 says swing swing jinglers hope all is well have you guys started season two of arcane if so what you thought started season one how do you feel about season one blue curtain rocks and game on i'm never watching it well it's in lull so like yeah you know i want to punch anyone who likes lull you know yeah i I know so little about Loll

All I know is based off of that fucking ad campaign They put out Which were I guess they were all made by Lowell content creators Yeah I remember Yeah and I'm sorry but they're the fucking cringiest

Most annoying Biggest shit stings Ever Ever conceived So I'm staying as far away from that fucking bullshit as I can plus everything

I hear like all the third hadn't information about League of Legends and the League of Legends community makes me just want to never get invested whatsoever

I actually watched a few episodes of Arcane yeah I remember the first one it just wasn't for me even though it had the like pretty cool art style so shaded thing every minute

and every Imagine Dragon's intro I was just like Do you want me to be annoyed Do you want me to hurt You know Yeah I just want to flick you in the eye

There's one word I think that would suffice Gay No, cringe, that's a C That's a C Ha ha Beep it You need to beep it

Fine, I'll beep it Why would what Look It's in the League of Legends universe And it has Imagine Dragons intro I tried Yeah, that's enough You don't need to explain yourself, Alex, that's enough

No, no, they always like, no, trust me, get to episode three, and by then, you are going to be sold. And I get there and I'm like, okay. I'm glad, I'm happy for you. I am. Yeah. I'm happy that you love it. Yeah. I really am.

I wish I could love it like you love it, but I can't love it like that. i can't loll it you know hell yeah i wish i could ruffle it even but i can't i'm stuck in the realm of the normal and i can't get on your level you know i can't do it i can't i'm sorry i'm so sorry you know please don't hunt me please don't hunt down the free man maybe if it was in the half-life universe yeah if it was in the hunt down the free world dude I'd be so invested

fuck have you watched that documentary yet huh which like Valve released a Half-Life 2 documentary did they to celebrate and it has some like Oh, yeah, because it was the 20 anniversary. Yeah, it was the anniversary, and there's some little secret teases that insinuate what's to come. A League of Legends crossover.

No. Fulul cross-half-life crossover game. Slash Halo. Got to stick it in there. Oh, ow. Yeah. Yeah, fucking whatever. What's cringy?

Just what you suggested. What did I suggest? Halo. The Halo Loll crossover with half-life. That would be fired, dude. You got like two good franchises, though? No, you got one. And you can decide which.

Yeah, you know which, you fucking idiots. Yeah, loll. Yeah. Full Netflix, baby. fuck I don't even want to justify it I'm not fucking interested I'm never I'm never trying

No you should watch it because people like it Yeah everyone says it's good Like what fucking ever I want to watch fucking Batman the animated series From fucking 1920s fan Oh my god brother Let's end this episode on this one from Gary Jane This was as before, but has Jamie re-listened to the new Tyler album and has Alex listened to it fully yet?

Curious if you have anything else to say. Also, curious if you've listened to his older stuff yet. You know all of his stuff, don't you? No. What? Huh? Thanks for the warning. I don't have enough time.

That's a lie. Have you listened to it, to begin with? I've listened to it in the car with you. and it sounds like Mario Sunshine or whatever Which Mario game does it sound like Balloon Balloon?

Yeah, the song Balloon It sounds like a Mary game Will it get us fucking destroyed if I If you play it far enough away from the mic Isn't it like Mario Galaxy No, that's more Call me if you get lost one of the songs

off that, hang on right maybe it's a latest Mario game yeah yeah Mario Odyssey I like that game

I fucking like Maryo Odyssey it is like it's really nice um hmm boom When we were listening to some of it When driving somewhere Yeah

You were like Talking about the difference Between how it would go from Kind of a goofy lighthearted sound like that Well it's more like the album starts And it's like Stinky fucking Dirty

Dirty filthy Fuck Grimy And it sounds awesome And then Suddenly the next song song. After like three songs.

Yeah. Then suddenly it's like super lighthearted, like having the best time ever. And then it will flip back to just like the nastiest shit. Narnie. And I love it. Prickly. It's an awesome fucking album. It's really good.

It's grown on you? Yeah, 100%. Um. Whether, I don't think it will. stick around for me the same way call me if you get lost it oh really yeah because I rinse that album

I crazy rinse that album you know I yeah you did but that that it was a more like conventional right place right time as well though huh right place right time

yeah yeah and I was driving a lot more back then so I was listening to it in the car all the time um and yeah that album is like a more conventional by the books rap album whereas this one's a bit crazier it's more it's like an amalgamation of all of his weirder bits um and no i haven't listened to anything before um flower boy um i mean i've heard like the odd song

but no I haven't like intentionally listen through albums well I don't have anything else to because I haven't really listened to it outside of the Mary Galaxy music in the in the car so I won't put anything strong on there I think that's it bro I think we did it did it did I go too far did I go too far in some places

yeah I think A little bleepings in order I think big Bleep Bleep Call this episode Big Bleep Or big bleep

Or big bleepin Big bleep Or big bleepin Big boy bleepin It's that JZ song Hey we're big pimping baby Splitting the cheese What

Do you know that song? No Now let's watch the Mario, no, the, what's it all Minecraft? Mind, mind, get in the mind shaft.