JAR Media Posdact - Anakin (& skibidi minion) FAIL to Put Down the Cup
Episode Date: May 26, 2025https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:11 Housekeeping 18:34 Skibidi Toilet Movie Tease 20:02 Helldivers Super Earth Update 24:21 Elden Ring Nightreign 29:28 IHEtv 29:58 Recovery ...JARling 30:42 AI Darth Vader in Fortnite 49:52 Mid Break 50:24 Question Segment: Credit Score 50:46 Addiction for Content 1:00:27 A Wild MAD Question 1:03:13 Thoughts on Eurovision 1:06:58 2D Soldier Critique 1:09:03 The Fermi Paradox 1:15:13 Attachment Theory 1:19:16 Lucky Numbers
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Oh, the yes.
Hello, sponsorship.
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gentlemen and welcome to brocast oh god what I didn't update the number oh
Brocast season 2 episode 11 it's 11 still a little baby still little child just a child
I'm, uh, hmm, I'm feeling weird today.
Feeling funky.
I feel like I've just been born in a sense.
Really?
Like totally fresh.
I need that red bottle hit hard.
Which I'm sure it will at any minute.
I don't think I've ever...
Because you've had plenty of energy drinks on the cast.
I don't think I ever have, maybe?
Never.
Really?
Like coffee, yeah.
Is coffee an energy drink?
Debate.
In a sense?
in a sense it's the original energy drink
but
I'm a little bit known for how nutty I get when I drink that rebel
so uh oh buckle in
buckle in buckaroo
I'm Alex joined by Jim
hello on this lovely is it summer
or is it still spring it's technically
British summertime yeah really when does summer begin
uh may I always look in the
the Apple calendar
because it...
You use the Apple calendar?
Yeah.
It's the end of March.
Oh, okay.
It's, um, you know when the
clocks change? British summertime.
Mother's day.
As a matter of fact.
Mother's day.
Got so much I'm saying.
This new character annoyed some people
which we'll get to shortly.
But, uh,
before we get too deep into the show,
let me shout out of those Jermedia patrons.
over the Patreon. The Patreon's over the Patreon?
What I'm sorry?
And what do they do? Oh my God, they do so much.
They make the show and audio version possible.
Get that raw, unfiltered MP3 over there.
Ad free.
Get your patron names read out in the first or second week of each month,
but only if you're a dibby tier above.
Mm-hmm.
That's, it's almost like the main way I know that a new month has come,
is reading this.
Yeah, that list.
Real.
And how quickly it comes is often like, huh?
Yeah.
I don't like this.
Times a flat circle sort of thing.
Don't like that.
After hours, as always, has been on fire over on Patreon, the supplemental show.
Last week we did the Mars Express, as good as they say.
When we recorded it, we weren't branding it, as an as they say, but in editing, it kind of became one.
Right.
Good discussion about half an hour long there of the underrated movie Mars Express.
We couldn't do how they say because nobody's seen it to have consensus.
Yeah, exactly.
But that's not all over there that we talked about the GTA trailer, the Snyder song,
just on the Alpha, Cinemason's going too far,
Elon Rant, Invincible Season 3, Lego Death Sound Matching Game, and more.
It's getting quite a long list over there.
There's heaps.
But that's also not all, as if that's not enough, baby.
Jiam Media Group Chat.
Going strong.
People having conversations about all sorts over there.
there, they're Andors, there are lots of discussion around this, this French game,
this Ha ha ha, Expedition 33, which might come up, it might not.
I am going to play that game this year, for sure, yeah, especially because it's only like
40 quid, too. Is it? Yeah, it's cheap on Steam. I think you can even get it cheaper off
those, like, key sites if you're into that sort of thing. And I just, I thought, um,
seeing as there is such a collection actually growing of the Jafter hours, there are plenty
people that aren't on the Patreon who might like some of this content so I thought how about once a
month on the community tab we do a poll where people can vote for one they want to go live good
idea so very democratic very democratic um so yeah head over to the community tab which should be up for
this episode maybe even slightly before if I remember and have a vote some of them will never be
able to go live and will always be exclusive just because of the nature of usually copyright
like the music ones and stuff like that won't really be able to go live yeah i think um all the
lego death sounds are copyrighted unfortunately that that's that's one that might actually be able to
go live but right let's do some housekeeping we round out some of those conversations from the previous
week or sometimes even longer sometimes i save them if there's a good one that we just don't get
too, you know. It's all about that flow. It's all about that, uh, uh, ebb. The ebb and the flows.
Like a river of sorts. I know what a flow is, but I don't know what an ebb is.
Isn't it like ebb and flow? Does it not mean like the same thing? I don't know.
Define ebb. Uh, the movement of the tide out to sea.
Or move away from the land recede. Or gradually decrease.
Oh
Quite nice.
That's really good to know.
This is a...
It varies with how dense a housekeeping servant can be, but this was a dense one.
There was some good stuff going on.
And hadra... hadrada reverse.
I read that completely wrong.
So queer German that loves Red Bull is a great new character.
I hope he gets added to the permanent rotation.
They'll see about this.
Cade R503 says
Sometimes I forget how top tier jar thumbnails are
And Benji replied to that saying
Over the years I've just started ignoring them
The strangeness has become so normal
And just passes me by
What I'm saying
Yeah you be
You put in beautiful work
I'm gonna say
Abstract that
It needs to be like a statement
You know
Yeah
Like I
It says so much
With so little
you know each one it's it's uh it's one of my favorite things like just not caring about
the thumbnails because it definitely hurts like that algorithm but like i genuinely don't care
because it's it's like part of the humor to me yeah you can go by it's like a joke in
and of itself to just scroll scroll through yeah well we did a whole video on it yeah
days ago reviewing them explaining your thumbnails yeah check out that one uh hooper said i'm losing
at the thought of Alex tracking his airport through the sewer system out into the road and to the
water treatment plant in his dressing gown and slippers and uh exoskeletons replied saying absolute
wallace coded yeah we're real yeah i was actually in my i don't wear slippers i wear crocs
nice
so I was in my dressing gown
and crocs
and let out a little
whimper
no
uh
Reese Sweather
1499 said
need me a Jamie trying
to keep a straight face
after Alex says something
out of pocket compilation
lol
there were definitely lots
last episode
when the Red Bull guy emerged
yeah
he tickled me
I'll be honest
you liked him
yeah I resonate with that guy
good
um do you remember the discussion around spider's regret last episode um jog my memory
someone someone recommended a spider man comic called spider's regret and then we tried looking it up and
there's just nothing yeah um there's a whole thing about this minnow minecraft 3R 87 said wow
never thought i'd hear a spider's regret shout out on the yogs great recommendation awesome
comic. Then Drackie Slime says in love with the idea that someone made up a fake comic book to
recommend you guys. But then that same guy who's comment I just read the Minecraft dude replied
to that comment saying that would be a good idea but doing a simple goggle shows it's real
and I've read it. But that's not all. There was someone else. Two more on the subject.
Fresh Prince 19 said bear bear daredevil jarling here. Charming in, chiming in on spider's
regret. I have no idea what the fuck spiders regret is. But Ben Eurek has been a major daredevil character
for several decades. He's a reporter that works at the Daily Bugle and discovered Daredevil's
identity while investigating him. He chose not to reveal it despite the fame and fortune
and he would gain from doing so, later becoming a close ally of Daredevil. I'm especially
surprised you two didn't know him, considering he appears prominently in season one of the Netflix
show. Hopefully I was able to shed some light on what I think is a great character so more people
can put a respect to his name
game on
I mean
it's such a long time
I would have seen
what year was that
like early 2010s
like 2014 maybe
well no
we were talking about it
on jar right
Daredevil
yeah
yeah all the Netflix shows
so that would have been like
what 2016 2015 it started
2015 wow
so that's over 10 years
you expect me to remember
like a random character
from Daredevil season one
yeah
shout out to Ben
Eurek, though. Clearly.
We love him. But a poo
investigator.
You motherfucker.
On the subreddit put Bear Bear Boy's
Spider's Regret Jarling here. The reason
why Spider's Regret doesn't come up when you search
it is due to it kind of being
lost media from when Sony bought the rights
to Spider-Man in 1998. The run
originally came out around that time, and
it was very ambiguous. You had the rights to
the actual comic release of Spider-Man at that
time. So to prevent any
legal issues they decided to print only
10,000 copies of Spider's Regret. Most of them getting hoarded by collectors. It's also hard
to Google search because I made it up. Fuck you, Jim. What the hell, man? I mean, the name
kind of gives it away from the get-go. Really? It sounds kind of like a comic book run to me,
Spider's Regret. What would it mean? Like, the spider regretted biting him? I assume it was
like referring to Spider-Man. Like, he regrets doing something. Oh, okay.
yeah um fuck you that's what happens man that really hurt we got done done dirt yeah by poo
investigator we shouldn't know that happens every now and again yeah we got huckstead when the
hunter becomes a hunter did yeah it's just such an unnecessary thing to lie yeah yeah it's an
unassuming white lie you win this round poo investigator yeah we'll get you back motherfucker uh goldfish
7740 says not a question.
I hadn't any interest in Andor
since it came out and refused to watch it for some
dumb reason. After hearing about how amazing season
two is, I figured I'd give it a shot.
The last thing I ever expected in this super serious
show was an absolutely hilarious jar-sounding
name. When a character introduced
himself as Keene O'Loy, I broke out
and laughed her and nearly rolled off my couch.
My wife was watching the show with me
and she had no clue as to what the hell
I was laughing at so hard.
Trying to explain it to it was basically impossible
without making her listen to all of Jarre for
context it must have seemed so bizarre to her seeing her husband completely break down
over such a dumb thing just wanted to say thanks Char for making my wife question her
life choices for a night yeah that's why we love Star Wars though
that glup shito energy yeah for sure well Star Wars will come back up shortly
the fact it's such a good character though called Keeno Loy
keynote
and it's a keynote episode too
yeah it is keynote it's a
keynote arc
it's a keynote show
it's not quite as good as that
the eye arc
most people seem to prefer the
keynote
arc though
keynote got charisma
but that's not to say
it's a bad arc by any means
it's an extremely strong arc as well
and someone was asking about that the other day
so there you go
it's not like I'm anti-kino lawyer
or anything
I'm pro Kino lawyer
Johnny Stevens
1-248
answered a question
I brought up
last time
we were talking about
that awful
Obi-1 show
when baby layer
gets chased
and I was like
who is the
like
there's like
a musician
that chases her
for some reason
oh it's logic
or something
right
logic
it's a flea
from hot
hot red
chili peppers
really
red hot
chili pepper
they wrote
it hot red
pilly chapas
so I thought
it was logic
no that's Rick
and Morty
he is in Rick and Morty
yeah
who's the other one
that's like logic
like logic
like a mixed race person
what do you mean like
like logic
who did um
I don't want to die today
that's logic
that is logic
that is logic okay
yeah you were getting logic
mixed up with himself
yeah
I guess
whatever
like the name of the song
is like the suicide hotline
or something
yeah that's right
sorry sorry the
unalive hotline
yabababadoo
said not a question
just a statement
I think Alex
spending 15 minutes
reading Nietzsche
quotes
in that stupid
fucking German voice
might be my
least favorite
segment
on the car
so far
bear bear
rare rare
well you're in
the minority
I'm afraid
yeah that
that was keynote
not quite
loy
no
pure keynote
and
old man diabetes
says Alex
you don't have
add out your crying what I think I said that before the mid break like I've got to
head out of my crying now um Skack Newman though conversely that Nietzsche segment was
great Alex and Jim should do CBT cringe based tough more together because the
Minecraft discussion was GAD right
A generalised awesome discussion.
Oh, yeah.
That's some good terminology coming out.
Yeah. Yeah, maybe a different philosopher, though.
I'll do some dig in.
Find another one for another week.
What's the name of another philosopher whose quotes?
Plato?
They have to be German, really.
It does add a certain layer.
Yeah, because, like, what's a Grecian accent, you know?
I saw someone describe Jordan Peterson as a philosopher.
I think he's trying to be
He's really trying to be
Like if you fast forward a hundred years
Like the same gap that we have from Nietzsche
Is will he
Will they be like pictures of his face or quotes
I don't know if anybody's making any Jordan Peterson
Like marble sculptures
Yet
Yeah we need that
We kind of need that
Like right here
A Dream House 5333 said
Alex and Jim not liking arcane
Is 9-11 for lesbian jar fans
so are we
I'm just doing like cringy things
I tried
I did
I didn't
I never will
yeah I just don't care
wow this is an intense name
your cum taste trite
over on the group chat
said
I haven't gotten a chance to listen to this week's episode
so I don't know if you bring up Expedition 33
but if not have either of you played it thoughts
no
as I was saying it's
it's definitely on my radar
it's turning into it's like a
it's inspired by JRP's
but isn't one and daredevil's in it
yeah so you said
is he the main character
I don't know if he's the main
I kind of purposefully not watched anything on it
I've just seen a few clips like it looks funny
it looks genuinely funny
funny okay which
also like scary I know the concept
I know the conceit
it looks weird
it looks um
more funny than
and creepy or anything.
Some of the bosses have like the crazy, creepy designs.
Yeah, yeah, they do have crazy designs,
but the way they're, like, characterised.
I don't know if you've seen,
have you seen that character who's,
he talks like really gruff,
and he's got like a flat panel for a face.
He's like a creature.
No.
And he's really goofy.
And he's got, like, hilarious, um...
They're supposed to have really good storytelling.
It doesn't sound like it's too long.
So I'm very intrigued.
yeah i am the only thing that puts me off is the um the gameplay like apparently it's really good
no i believe it but i i i'm i don't get that hooked by turn-based no but it has a counter
system oh okay that sounds cool it has a dodge and counter system or something um because i've
heard it like described on podcasts right um because the game director is like a secura speed runner or something
Oh, yeah, I remember you saying
Yeah
Okay, yeah
No, that sounds
And it's like a bunch of
It's like people from
Ubisoft and some from Bioware
The dude who wrote the game
Was they like got off like
Reddit or something
Really?
It's like a bunch of like
Just random people
Who were just like the best for the job
And they made it like a really small scale
And I've just put together like
Probably one of the games of the year
Which is really intriguing to me
Yeah, awesome
Like
We need more games made like that
You know, if we're not going to have like a giant crash.
Absolutely.
A couple more here, I want to bring out.
Romulus said, first teaser for Skibbidi Toilet Movie by Michael Bay Drop.
Is this the bloody end of time?
So I thought the last, we talked about this on Jha, ages ago.
When it was first announced, but I don't think Michael Bay was attached as director.
I think he was.
He was definitely a producer at least.
Right. But yeah, he's definitely directing it.
Yeah.
So.
Who else could direct it?
He's the only visionary that could actually pull it off.
That's my belief.
Is it going to like look like Transformers 1?
I hope so.
I hope it's got grit.
So is this like the next Minecraft movie type?
Like everyone's ironically going to go see the Skibbidi toilet movie and meme it and
surely make it a huge success.
I feel like since some.
Bobby Oppenheimer.
Babenheimer?
Yeah, there's just been like crazy cinema stuff going on all the time.
People want that like event?
Yeah.
The event spectacle.
And Skibbitty toilet's probably gonna deliver.
Yeah.
Because it's like a win-win for the studios, right?
Is Jack Black gonna be in it?
He's...
I don't know the Skibbidi toilet characters.
He's the head that comes out of the toilet?
Yeah.
I can't believe it's actually...
I can't believe it.
It's not even like...
Nothing surprises me.
surprises me anymore yeah
actually there was something that surprised
me which L. Norton kind of gets on
new helldivers super earth
update I'm having so much fun on the new
map plus you can recruit the MPC soldiers
with the voice wheel command which is so cool
I didn't actually know you could do that I didn't know that
so I'm gonna have to try that out
yeah they did it man I'm shitting my pants
yeah as they promised to they came
they came to a new title up
because it was weird because it still had the old branding with that last update.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, but now it's all like, Earth is under attack.
Yeah, a letter.
Because that was what, I think it was last episode.
I was like, oh, I saw a leak.
Do you want me to say the leak?
And I didn't say it.
And it was footage of someone running around one of those cities.
Yeah, yeah, with the soldiers there, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, but I was, I don't know, like, where they've got this or if this is real.
But then it's real.
And it's really good.
Yeah.
It's so cool.
I was describing to you, it's like the opposite of, the whole game is the opposite of ludonarrative dissonance.
Right, yeah, yeah.
It's ludonarrative resonance.
No game has ever made me feel like so a part of the narrative.
It's such a overused term, like immersion.
But it like scratches a roleplay itch in a way.
it genuinely does but it really works like it it feels like you're in you know like the original
avengers movie when there's like the attack on yeah yeah yeah yeah and there's big flying like
whale stingray things and it's like genuinely difficult at times and uh the servers are effed but that
kind of became its own little story because we were in like games just the two of us yeah yeah
really had to like scrape by and be like tactical yeah we we were completing missions and
then like suicide missioning the final objectives and stuff so like really well done in the way
they've boosted up the i always feel what to call it illuminate yeah they're yeah i was i was
like deeping it um because i was playing till late last night is why i like woke up so late
to know right um but like the the whole plot of the illuminate show up um like halfway through the first year
of the game being out of web and like they were boring they were too easy and they were a joke
and then like we're more like scouts yeah like a couple months back we beat them and the game was
saying to us like the war's over and that's what that um battle pass thing is with the flag
it's like a celebration of like we've won the war it's like a patriotic like Patriotay thing like
July 4th, for them to come back and just charge straight to her.
I saw a crazy clip of someone who'd gotten that flag and they kill one of the World's
walkers with it. How? It's a crate, I'll have to find a few. Like jump on top? No, no, he's like
at its feet. Oh wow. He like takes your down for it. Yeah, it's really good stuff. I just hope
once whatever this event is like wraps up, they'll still be a way.
to engage with some of these like enemies and um city maps yeah i don't know how they do that but
hopefully they do i i've i've got um it's like a dream because again i i was like deeping it
last night one playing like where can they go from here and i it's it's very like um unpatriotic
and democratic to say but i kind of hope that we like the hell divers lose this that'll be cool
I think if we get pushed like off planet and have to have like a new hub somewhere.
Yeah, and the vibe becomes more like like guerrilla warfare type shit.
I think that could be that would be really cool.
Super cool.
There's a rumor of what's next.
I don't know if there's any credence to it, but like bosses or something.
Okay.
Might be coming, but I have no idea what the truth on that is.
I would like to see that though.
Dead Goku Sonic, also over on the group chat, asks about Eldermring Night Rain.
Rather, you think a multiplayer extraction souls game will work out,
plus thoughts on the reuse of Dark Souls 1 and 3 bosses,
as well as Dark Souls 2 armor sets in the Switch version of Eldon Ring.
I don't really care.
What was that last bit?
Dark Souls 2 armor?
As well as Dark Sword 2 armor sets in the Switch version of Eldon Ring.
Oh right, because they're adding some stuff to the Switch version.
Well, they're, it's going to be available on all Eldom Ring.
I'm pretty sure they're going to be like a free update.
They're adding some new classes or something.
Is it?
Mm-hmm.
It's not like nothing.
It's like a fairly significant update.
That's cool.
If you're still on that Eldon Ring, I'm...
It might be a reason to...
I feel like it's going to sneak up on me.
Because I'm not like actively hyped.
It's out in six days.
Oh, is it that close?
Yeah.
Wow.
So by the time this goes live, it'll be even closer.
Yeah.
Um...
I'm like definitely gonna buy it um I'm like I've always loved the gameplay of
those games my main problem with Eldon ring is that it's I find it harder to
replay because it's just like Dark Souls but spread over like a bigger space so
for like a gameplay hit it's it doesn't work quite
as well there's more like traversal and stuff um so this to me just feels like them tightening
yeah that like the same game down to like a condensed a gameplay experience does sound good
and i actually really love the idea of using old souls game bosses yeah i think it's really smart
because like we we know they're good like um and surely there'll be tweaked too to be designed around
yeah yeah yeah for sure um and to like you can't
just copy and paste the dark souls one boss straight into olden ring yeah like it needs to be
made faster and stuff otherwise it'll be a piece of piss and like unlike marathon which is just
in tatters right now um like vati video and stuff that i watched some of his videos on earlier coverage
of night rain and seem pretty interesting and cool so yeah i think it would be uh fun it's it's like a
best of to me yeah that's the vibe
And I really don't have an issue with content reuse when it's done like that.
Yeah.
And I'm assuming it's almost like fan fictiony.
It's like the way the universe is crossing over with, I don't know if they've got blood-borne bosses and stuff as well.
That would be cool.
That would be very cool.
They could always add that.
That's a way of keeping it alive, to be honest.
Yeah.
You're just like patch in old bosses.
Yeah.
And using the, like, different games as, like, classes you can play as, like, the Sekaro character.
Yeah, true.
That was, that was the most exciting thing, actually, to me, was the idea of...
Because I did, like, most of the playthrough, all the Sekaro kind of build.
But the only way to do it is to get to the DLC, and you have to, like, get so far into the game to even get to the DLC.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I don't think I even got that ability, even though I've got, like, the character ready and I've got, like, the best katana and stuff, like, ready to go.
I was just so kind of burnt by that point.
Well, I'd always dreamed of, like, an Eldon Ring type game
where you can really, like, go into a specific play style.
Like, you can full on just become Sakoro,
or you could, like, full on become, I don't know, like, more of a tank
and that works.
Because in the Eldon Ring, it doesn't, really.
You are kind of forced to, with how hard the late game gets.
Yeah.
um but with them designing these classes into the game allows for that um from yeah so now we're
talking about i'm actually kind of more excited for it um and it's always like um invigorates
youtube content when uh yeah it does when a from game drops for sure i've find it interesting though
that they've done like a hard pivot it seems into like multiplayer stuff um because that's that switch that
one they announced is all it's like a battle rea almost from yeah i'm not fully sold on that
one um yeah i'm sure it'll be a good game um is meizaki directing that one i think he is
because that's always a good sign um yeah um he's got a pretty good record so far for sure
it's just such a different style of game um yeah it's more because it's like clearly a spiritual
successor to bloodborne so i guess just on that level i'm like man
be nice if uh whatever it'd be nice to just get fucking bloodborne one i know yeah um
two more here before we go into the one of the topics before we go to mid break bottomless pit
rising says just wanted to shout out the i he tv vids they are awesome and they always make me smile
yeah i've been way more active on there past a week or so did like an and or discussion um
I played the DreamWork Steam game.
Sounds fine.
All sorts over there, so check that out.
And finally, Travis King said,
Hello, Jarl, this is not a question,
but in the last week,
I've had to go under a pretty difficult
and life-altering surgery.
I'm currently in the recovery process,
and it's not been easy.
I'm also going to have to start
making several changes in my ordinary lifestyle,
like taking testosterone and supplements once a day.
I'm thankful to have the podcast in my life,
because even in this dark chapter,
I feel as if this podcast has always been there for me.
Thank you so much.
Sorry if this isn't worded the best,
but I felt like I needed to say something about it.
Good luck on your recovery journey.
Yeah.
It's always difficult.
Don't apologize.
Yeah, I read fine to me, and I can barely read.
So, yeah, Void Walker can pivot us into this thing we have a discussion about.
So, Fortnite added AI Darth Vader.
And it's completely wild.
In fact, I'm going to play some of these clips
and I might actually have to edit out
some of the more risque stuff
because of course, you can have like conversations with it.
Yeah.
So of course everyone just goes to try and make it
say the edgiest stuff like humanly possible.
So let me just play some of these and see what you think.
I think these are different because we had a conversation about this
offcast like as a drop like a week ago.
Yeah, I've seen a couple clips as well.
But it's gotten even further.
Speak plainly, be it.
I am unfamiliar with this.
Thank God.
Deadly vault.
Crash out funk.
Test my frequent deed.
Gay Porgie.
The thug shaker.
Diddy our blood?
A diddy party?
Are you suggesting I have a foot fetid hawk tour?
Luke shit of gay daughter.
Skibithee Riz.
Do you seek my preference in worrying?
oh yawie fucking i am a puppy girl ski bidi toilets no balls you are adopted big dildo family
raven team leaders guyat one's effectiveness in battle is determined by their
skill and discipline not the size of their gyat
Even if you're as pathetic as your obsession with Gaiats,
Roan pornographer.
Even IGN be uploading, like, compilations of the shit.
Really?
Yeah.
Freaking, fucking.
What?
What?
That is not allowed.
Spanish.
A use of tongue for smugglers and spice traders.
Its strategic value is,
very well.
Jesus Christ
These skibidi toilets
Are they some new form of rebel alliance?
Can you Riz me up?
If Riz equates to mastery of the force,
Apprentice, then my Riz is unquestionable
Or a farming.
Are you suggesting I concern myself with trivial aesthetics?
Atsune Miku
You inquire about Mami ASMR
Explain this phenomenon.
phenomenon does it involve
malabies or some other form
of psychological manipulation
manned
man this is that some
form involuntary muscle
apprentice
I trust it does not
indicate weakness
the bite of 87
man
this is completely insane
yeah
the thing is it
it's
it's funny
like
you want more
well I think it's fucked up
that um
like
he he's been
in
Darth Vader's been
immortalized
um
in the form of an AI
yeah
James old Jones is dead man
yeah
uh
and they're like
profiting off of
his
voice
yeah
this is actually crazy
but it's funny
like it i didn't realize like i guess this is like really snuck up on me because one of those
aforementioned i h tv videos was i someone made an ai of me yeah yeah yeah and i had a conversation
with it you can like have a phone call with it and talk to it yeah um and it's like similar like
the way it talks back but it's like really dystopian and weird yeah it's fucking crazy
and yeah it is it forever gonna be
in this like juvenile state do you think like no i guess i guess this is all like data it can like
learn from and become more sophisticated it's gonna be crazy in the realm of like game
yeah dude like when bethsda can do that with like all their yeah yeah well people have
have like modded characters right to have like chat gbt so they'll like break the fourth wall and shit
Um, yeah, I really don't know how I feel about it.
Yeah, I don't know, because, and at the moment, like, it is funny and entertaining and...
Yeah, to hear, like, Darth Vader be like, like, Goku, my apprentice.
Yeah, it's, like, absurd.
Yeah, it's insane.
I don't know, man.
Of course, it's Darth Vader first.
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
It's, yeah, I don't know if, if, it's, if, it's kind of scary, like, yeah, because of course, like, in line with this, um, Google dropped, within days of us recording this, their new, like, version of their video AI generation, and it's, it's crazy, um, someone used it to generate, like, a new version of Will Smith eating spaghetti.
Right.
And it's, like, pretty much flawless.
Really?
Wow.
So we're almost at, like, game over, like, I don't know.
That one's, there's one thing when it's like Darth Vader,
when it's, like, real people.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's...
Surely stuff's going to start getting wild.
There's that meme, you know, that meme that's everywhere of, like,
it's Mr. Incredible.
And then it's, like, warped Mr. Incredible next to the panel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
um the first panel's like seeing AI everywhere and then the second one is when you stop seeing
air everywhere yeah right implying like yeah can't even tell yeah so then it also gives like it gives
every celebrity every politician like an out to be like well yeah i didn't do that so now like
yeah i think um i there's already a feeling when you spend time like on the internet of like
like you're not in reality
like there's no fact
on the internet there's just like sects of people
that believe
yeah
certain ways your community has this belief
yeah and
when
like you're you're not gonna know if anything is real
which is that's quite dystopian in of itself
that was what was kind of cool
about like smart fans at a certain point before we cross the Rubicon where it's like oh we're
seeing like a crazy world event happens and there are there are thousands of angles of it and you can
like use that as evidence to build like like jammery sick for example like um certain websites have
put together like insanely detailed because there's just so much video evidence yeah yeah yeah but
if you can't use any of it because you can like generate anything yeah yeah
then what do you do then like having that that evidence doesn't mean anything anymore like
because then people are going to start trying to use it in court right like that's surely
inevitable like what if for example you crash your car or something and you've got like a
subscription to one of these and you just generate some like fake evidence yeah I guess you could
well there was a crazy one I think I wrote it down yeah I can pivot into this um this
BBC news article.
Arizona man shot dead in road rage,
returns to address his killer,
returns in quotes.
Chris Pelke died in a road rage shooting in Arizona three years ago,
but with the help of artificial intelligence,
he returned earlier this month
that is killer's sentencing to deliver a victim's statement himself.
Family members said they used the burgeoning technology
to let Mr. Pelke use his own words
to talk about the incident that took his life,
while some experts argue the unique use of air.
AI is just another step into the future. Others say it could become a slippery slope, but using this technology in legal cases. His family used voice recordings, videos, and pictures of Mr. Pelke, who was 37 when he was killed to recreate him in a video using AI, his sister, Stacey Wales, told the BBC. Ms. Wales said she wrote the words that the AI version Redding Court based on how forgiving she knew her brother to be.
Um, what? Jesus Christ.
a black mirror. Yeah, like,
we don't need black mirror no more.
No. How do we get here so fast?
Yeah.
What the hell?
Was like 2020 just like an instance?
Something happened, like.
Cyberpunk came out.
Like, it just inspired
the whole world, I guess. That's fucking insane.
So, like,
weird forms of like immortality.
Mm-hmm.
are like coming out
they're being unveiled
yeah I just have this
like a core memory of like talking to
our nan
where she was like there's going to reach a point
where you won't understand
what is happening anymore
like she was saying that like in the early 2000s
right type thing because that's where she was already at
with like the internet coming in
and yeah yeah phones and whatever
and like we were already there
yeah
in way less time
she's only like two generations away
yeah
it's like yeah
the exponential
yeah
that is literally like five years
this has happened
so is that
feasible
like that in
another five years
there would just be like
oh it's gonna just
ruin YouTube bro. It's already
doing it. I'm just thinking like
yeah, Joe Rogan already
like he reads his ads
with an AI Joe Rogan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have you seen there's like
there's robot waiters in London and shit?
They like drive around with plates on
like an R2D2 looking fucking thing
driving around
I was driving to Swindon a couple weeks back
and there was like a robot
mowing grass on the side of the road
yeah yeah well there's a crazy
interview with Mark Zuckerberg
from a week or two ago where he was talking about like how
AI is just going to
God it's going to expand opportunities for advertising
like what's going to be able to do for that
and it's like
if you take this idea to its logical conclusion
right doesn't it just reach a point where like
it's cannibalized itself to the point where there aren't even
consumers anymore
like so how are people going to have money to even buy things yeah yeah automated everything
yeah so like what do you do about that you idiots yeah yeah they're like removing the need for
like people mm-hmm is that that's going to be like the conundrum of our lifetines really
like how quickly that comes
I'm getting a phone call, it seems.
It's from Dad.
Hello?
Hello?
Hi, Al.
Hi, Dad.
What's up?
How you doing, mate?
We're good.
We're just recording the cast.
Oh, yeah.
I'm awfully, I was just ringing to say we're in Chippers.
you finish your recording.
That's fine.
A good time to pick a mark.
I'll let you get back to your cast.
Thank you.
Sure.
See you time.
See you,
see you,
see you,
see you saying.
Hi.
Bye.
Why did he answer it like that?
Hi.
Yeah.
So I don't know, brother.
I'm getting a little bit scared.
Are you actually scared?
Um.
I mean, what's, what's to be afraid of?
I mean, like, for us, you know,
I feel like we'll be fine.
Yeah.
It's just like the, the future of the species.
It's just that little, little chestnut.
Yeah.
That little conundrum.
Yeah, but, you know.
that's always been on like a knife surge yeah if it wants to accelerate this the snake eating its own tail to like
yeah i mean i think the the best result would be that this this tech forces a system change
hmm you know a systemic change even a change to the system some sort of system shock
Bringing back serfdom
Bring back serfdom
I just want to be a farmer again dude
Yeah
Let me just farm my days away
I wish I could just farm my days away
Would the Lord give me my pittance
Not that lord like the landlord
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah no fuck the landlords
Well you can't be a very good surf then
if you don't like the landlord
I can, yeah, be a surfer instead.
Yeah.
They ain't got no landlord.
They got the sea lord, Aquaman.
They got Poseidon.
Prasad and my landlord.
Cracken's my landlord.
Well, this famous southern surfers.
Yeah.
There might be some.
Texan surfer.
I guess they got, they got some ocean, don't they?
No.
No.
Texas?
Yeah.
Texas doesn't have...
It's landlocked.
Is it?
Yeah.
Oh, they got a little bit.
Where?
Down there.
No, that's...
Oh.
Yeah, they got some.
They've got the Gulf.
So maybe they do...
The Gulf of America.
Gulf America.
The Gulf of America.
Does it...
I was looking...
God, it's so huge.
It's crazy.
Hold up.
Check.
Check.
what it says at the gulf on this map it still says gulf of mexico what does it say on um on
google maps oh it's got like both it's got it in brackets how fucking pathetic is that google
you fucking pussies yeah so they've probably got thriving surf i don't know how the surf is
there but i don't know it's it's a gulf right so the the ocean's probably really
yeah i don't know maybe those tax and jarlings got to let us know
Man, so Houston is, like, right by the sea?
What the fuck?
I guess it makes more sense that, um...
It's so enormous.
You, like, can't even begin to understand how enormous Texas is.
Sandy cheeks.
That's where Sandy's from.
They got squirrels down in Texas.
Wow.
So, it's a learning experience.
I love learning.
I adore learning.
Well, I guess there's more learning to do after these messages.
I'm just looking at a map.
I love doing that.
That's how I found the King of Limbs.
Oh, really?
I just sit in the bath, like, just look in the map.
I'm serious.
Sweating away.
Okay, so I was talking to a flat earther the other day.
Who, um, said, um, she's not like an actual flat earther.
I'm just asking questions.
Yeah, well, she's had a bunch of,
she was telling me about that algorithm and that,
and like the stuff, like, the aliens that built the pyramids and shit.
So, Bing, that sort of algorithm stuff.
But she was telling me that why do we see the same constellations every night
if we're on a ball spinning around a ball?
Right.
And I was like,
huh I you're wrong but I can't articulate why and like I understand for us being like
northern hemisphere we're looking up up like we're at the top of the ball looking up
right so the constellations we see the same ones yeah but if you're like at the
equator and you're on the other side of the sun and you look up so you're on the
side of the ball looking up
surely you see
completely different
constellations
like throughout the year
I don't know
like I wish I had more memories of like being
in New Zealand to contrast
sounds like the other side
yeah
I don't know enough about
astrology to be honest
to comfortably answer that question
but I do know
I can confidently claim that it's not
which astray did you say
Did you say astrology or astronomy?
Astrology, I think I said.
Astronomy.
Is that the funny one?
Astrology.
It's like...
Astrology.
I'm pretty sure astronomy is the...
Astrology is a practice that interprets the influence of celestial bodies on human affairs.
Yeah, they're wrong one.
Oops.
The funny one.
Yeah.
Horoscopes and zodiac signs and all of this.
Astronomy.
Astro coolness
Astrobotomy
Yeah, space racism
Yeah
Are we in the second off?
Yeah
I kind of need to poop
Though you need to do a poo
I need to poo into the toilet
I think maybe
Okay let's put a pin in it
Yeah
Do a little peepy or whatever you need to do
Yes and I'm going to
Um
Um
Yeah
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Um, nine.
Mine's like three.
Nine or ten?
I did have a really bad one when my identity got stolen.
That was quite annoying.
Well, that's what happens.
That's what happens when your identity gets stolen, in it?
Yeah.
Obvious humor 666 said,
Would either of you consider getting addicted to some kind of substance for this?
sake of the cast i think a bath salts arc would be really fun and funny mindlessly you've
replied to that saying alex is basically on a meth arc i've got a new like um favorite
content um what's that um it's there's there's a couple youtubeers that do this um and they
they read like trip reports from reddit oh really yeah like crap
What kind of subredits?
Like, subredits dedicated to substances type subredits.
Yeah, that sort of thing.
Some of those are just wild.
They are wild, but also the way they're written is really funny to me.
Like the, like, the, like, lingo.
The vocabulary in the slang.
Yeah, the slang is so funny.
And the, like, existential crazy shit they see.
like juxtaposed to their like nonchalant how casual it is for them yeah yeah um
and a lot of them read like uh warnings like like know what you're getting into type
right right and it's just so funny and absurd like this this one guy was describing being like
part of a a sheet like an infinite sheet of flesh that's like forever
folding in on itself
and he's like a part of it.
Do you remember what that substance was?
I gotta get me some of this.
Yeah, to know what to buy.
I think it was like salvia.
Oh really? Wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's intense.
Yeah, it would be
they'll say like
I smoked like a
huge bowl
from my bong of salvia
of like
a thousand X or whatever.
it is and yeah um but the way they say is is so much funnier um like the combination of
reddeter and like hallucinogen taker is is a match made in heaven it's like i saw i saw a really
crinjy clip of i can't remember which paul brother it was talking about his experiences with
iawasca which is an incredibly intense hallucinogen um
he was like yeah
it made me just think about my childhood man
all this kind of stuff
right there's Disney childhood
I don't know if
there are a few things I'd be willing to try
but I don't know if I'm
if I'm down for something like
ayahuasca
yeah I don't know I
part of me does want to
try that sort of stuff but also
part of me is like
hmm
because you know people that like have
and they are they're a little bit cooked
yeah
Well, the craziest ones are ones that are like, I, I smoked a fat bowl of salvia and then lived, like, in the jungle.
Yeah.
Or, like, what one trip report was like, I was a tree for hundreds of years.
And I, like, I started off as a little sapling and then, like, grew over hundreds of years.
And then, like, once returning to reality, it had been, like, half an hour.
but he'd experienced
like time dilation type stuff
yeah
I've heard that about mushrooms
it can do that
where like
yeah you think
hours or days have passed
and then you look at your phone
and it's been like one minute
that's quite scary
it is quite scary
that's anxiety inducing to me
well like the people
that they mess with stuff like this
without doing any research
yeah and jump in the deep end
without like a lot of
these reports are like that um right yeah it's part of why they're because i've looked
it like what was it i think it was like ar slash heroin before it's crazy like how casual and
weird like yeah yeah understated as you're getting it yeah they talk about it yeah that yeah that's
it i guess to someone who doesn't partake um it's like all of it's just inherently crazier to me
Mm-hmm.
Like...
Yeah.
How do you feel about that idea of like, you can...
I don't know where you can get this done,
but you can get, like, therapy guided, like, assisted trips, basically.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know if it's the thing in the UK.
I've heard Americans talk about it.
Well, is it like, um, like shaman type?
No, like actual therapists.
Interesting.
But I guess they're doing research into, like, PTSD and, like,
like mental health stuff like I guess like micro dosing and I don't know there's a whole world
out there of that kind of stuff yeah yeah very interesting hmm but to answer the question um
no hell no um because there are I've been um I've been so intrigued by Dave Bluntz recently
because like you can't put that cup down can't put down the girl
up we're lean I fell in love
not only is it like the worst song ever
and like his music like is terrible
he's like a lull cow he's curious to me like a lull cow
but like I really shouldn't be
looking at anything to do with him like can't
help it mostly because like he's
he's so overweight
that I'm kind of just curious by how he's
a alive and B is able to
do anything go anywhere
Yeah.
Will I do anything?
And I think it's gross to like
Have lean be like your whole
Yeah, like your branding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like he's always in his like green,
his purple onesie that has his like
Cup branding on it and then is his cup
With his like logo on it and he's like always sipping lean from it
Non-stop
Is he what? He like goes?
around drinking lean yeah like I saw like he goes on these like random podcasts and stuff
it was this channel with like 20k subs that showed up and he was like a guest on it
like in LA some random yeah yeah it was like this white boy it was like it was a really
bizarre like how he was talking about like lean to him they were talking about the lean
addiction I guess right um he was like man like
you still addicted to lean bro like are you how much of that you'd be drinking that's
expensive after a lot of time huh and then Dave Blunts is like yeah um it's weird that
the more rich and famous you get people just start giving you lean I would go into
recording sessions and they give me a free liter um so Kanye's the plug so I'm
wondering if like the lean is partially how he managed to get so big because he probably
drinks like calerific it's it's cough syrup
right? It's codeine cough syrup. Codine a drug that you can only get prescribed here, but I guess you can just buy it in America.
They love their amphetamines, right? Yeah, I thought codeine was a
like heroin. A painkiller. Because I had codeine after my nose surgery. Yeah, yeah. It was horrible.
So I can't imagine like in a syrup form drinking that with spray.
So it's probably full sugar sprite with, and that's why it's the purple branding, I guess, because it turns it purple, because of the syrup.
The syrup's purple.
But cough syrup's really sugary.
Yeah, of course.
So if all day you're just sipping from this cup, you can't put it down.
Because I showed you the music video, didn't I?
Yeah.
That was really what got me down that rabbit hole, because I saw a clip of like a CG Dave Blunts like flying through the sky, like doing flips.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, for me it's when he's like sat on the grass.
yeah for the whole music video he doesn't stand up one yeah because that's why he's kind of gone viral
because like these clips of him performing which is like it's all these like 15 year old white
boys that go to these shows and they will have their phones out like going can't put down the
cup it's cringy shit man um yeah so maybe i'll maybe i'll get on that lean arc
yeah that could be your um your your drug for the he's like on a podcast just like
sip and lean chain smoking cigarettes and there's like a bottle of brandy that they're
like sharing LA is something else man yeah fuck that place yeah hell or no which is
a shame because I would I would want to go there but for the national parks like
their wildlife there's insane but like the the hub like the Hollywood area and all
that like yeah gross the way i hear like the people described um pretty gross um like fake
and uh fame obsessed um bob kandler says which madagascar characters are these misogynate
tristan tate sneko aden ross and the fresh and fit guys i feel like um fresh and fit guys
are the penguin i know i was thinking fresh and fit are king julian and his
and Maurice
do you think
yeah
because I was thinking
Adam Ross for King Julian
he's kind of fruity
hmm
but I kind of see what you're saying
the fresh
the like duology thing
yeah
fresh is
um
mort
yeah
yeah
who's Maurice
who's Maurice
fit
no he's too
um
large and in charge
no um
uh the do
have you ever seen clips from the whatever podcast
um it's like a similar
vein of this stuff
there's been a clip going around the other day
because though he had um
have you ever seen that channel jubilee
the like 50 assholes
versus one ordinary human
yeah yeah that kind of stuff
yeah someone off the jubilee channel went on to the whatever podcast to do like a debate
um a woman and there was a part where this the dude like brings up a like a jar of mustard or
whatever and like hands it to her and she can't open it as like an own and she hands it back and
he can't open it even and he's like well yeah because your hand put grease all over it like
you need oh my god get me a paper towel to wipe the grease up yeah what a fucking loser can't even
in your intro. So that dude can be Maurice.
Isn't that as fucking
grinchy as fuck? That's so lame. Holy shit.
What about the main four? Andrew and Tristan.
Alex and Marty? Yeah, they've got to be Alex and Marty. Let's be real.
Interchangeably. It doesn't matter which is which.
No, Andrew is
Alex. Let's be honest.
Okay.
Which leaves Sneiko and Adam Ross.
Melman and Gloria
Sneco can be
Sneco's Melman vibes to me
Yeah, Melman, yeah
I was feeling the exact same way
Even though it doesn't map that well
With Aiden Ross
On to Gloria
Who cares
I still think
Edom Ross is
Julian
I can see the argument
But
Um
Charlie said Bear Bear Boys, what are your opinions on Eurovision?
I feel that in the UK it gets a pretty bad rap and isn't taken seriously.
People see it as cringe and full of cheesy Euro-trash songs,
but don't give it a chance to expose them to great artists from other countries.
Sure, it might have songs every year that are stupid, but it's all part of the fun.
There's been so many artists from over the years that I found through Eurovision that I wouldn't have seen otherwise.
Barbara Pav. Pavri? from France. Montaigne from Australia.
Go A from Ukraine, to name a few.
Also as a jarling from Swindon, it's crazy hearing you talk about it.
So I saw my first Eurovision.
I went to like a Eurovision gathering.
Yeah, I saw my first one a couple years ago.
I, if I was by myself, I'd never watch it.
Yeah.
But it was kind of a fun, like, excuse, I guess, to just hang out for a few hours.
It needs to be like a background thing.
Yeah, and you have to have like drinks.
Yeah, you need to, you can't put down the cup while,
yeah because like
towards the end there were whole like sections where like I just left the room
and just had like a conversation like in the kitchen for like 20 minutes
yeah yeah and just came back it wasn't that serious but
for me the more serious it was the lamer it was I wanted the Euro jank Euro trash
that's what I was there for and uh any deliveries somewhat ironically
I wanted Germany to win was it to me I thought they had the best
song yeah um was it about red bull i wish and it's not just because of the red bull guy i swear um
it was funny there was a little bit of drama with like the the end of the the tally of the votes
like israel were winning by like miles until austria took it at the end so it was a little
bit of controversy um but it was it was fine it was fun i guess i don't i don't understand
watching it like i guess it's week by week and i guess they're performing the same song every week yeah
so like i don't i don't get that how how was the ukays song awful was it because last year it was
i think yeah i was told that we're apparently just always awful um well no because we practically
won the one in god we would have won if if uh if ukraine wasn't getting destroyed by russ
not in your revision yeah that's like part of it supposedly is like there is like a
politics angle yeah for sure um i find it funny that like for the first year they were like yeah
let's all stand with ukraine and then it was old news come yeah yeah yeah boring old old
yeah yeah but that song to be fair was actually all right the star
I like, yeah, the goofier
If it can channel the, you know,
you know, like, Cocoa Jamba kind of vibes.
The more it was like a Cocoa Jambo type feeling.
What epic sax guy?
Yeah.
What a classic moment.
Exactly.
And there was like one about like,
I can't remember which country it was,
but it was a whole song about like being in the sauna.
Like just something like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just goofy as hell.
Yeah, but also like you can relate to that.
Can you?
I think I've been.
in a sauna once in my life. Yeah, yeah, but like
you can... The concept
you can connect. Yeah, yeah. Being
sweaty.
Being slippery and sweaty.
Bilbo smashing says that's it.
I'm setting the record straight.
In that episode we all have our own worlds.
Alex talks about his 2D soldiers existing in a 3D
plane, thus being invisible from all angles except one.
That's not how 2D soldiers work.
book, Alex.
Yeah.
And you should know better being a gamer and all.
Many video games from the 90s have 2D sprites in 3D planes.
Doom, anyone?
In these games, the sprites always face the player no matter what angle they're seen from.
Alex's 2D soldiers are not actually very hard to see, but incredibly detectable.
Bear Bear, love the cast.
Also, that episode I mentioned is one of my favorites.
Pod on Pod Boys.
Wait, that's not true either.
I disagree.
With what?
I disagree.
because they're programmed to always face the player
yeah that's what i was going to say i disagree with that but you're still wrong in what you said
originally me no why no they'd be viewable from all angles except one
yeah but that's what i'm like they're soldiers they're trained that is their training as to
always stay at that angle uh so then they they turn and then kill you yeah that's what i was picturing
right so like imagine a cool idea for like an assassin yeah so imagine mr game and watch
Like, looking at him from the side.
Yeah, he'd be invisible.
Yeah, basically, or a line.
Would he be a line?
Or would he be actually invisible?
If he's restricted truly to two dimensions,
then in the third dimension, he doesn't exist, right?
Yeah, I guess you're right.
The perfect 2D soldier.
Yeah, Mr. Game and Watch.
An assassin.
Remember McDonald's had, like, Game and Watch games.
Yeah, God, yeah.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So, um,
Bilbo Smashings,
I think you're double wrong.
Yeah.
You're wrong in two dimensions.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Agreed.
Mm.
Bloody agreed.
Um,
Gingaloidic says,
do you guys know of the Fermi paradox?
It's basically the idea that if intelligent intergalactic alien species existed,
their presence would be clear.
This leaves two possible options
The first being that the existence of life is so rare
That it just hasn't happened anywhere near us
The second are more interesting to me
Is that every time an intelligent species develops
They destroy themselves
Through what they create
Or the toll it takes on their planet
Which I think paints a clear picture
And what is in our near future
I honestly think that anyone who believes
We will someday be colonizing other planets
Properly needs to be sent on a one-way rocket
To Zog Blaxian Prime
Sign me up
I want to go to this is old Blackseum Brime.
I need to triple check this because...
2D check it.
2D checkers.
I'm just doing a 3D check at the moment.
Well, I'm going to do a 2D check.
Contradiction between the high.
What do you learn?
I mean...
I just think it's not that easy to find.
I think if
Like other life you mean
Well yeah put yourself
In a different galaxy
And then try and find earth
Like when you look up
Like a whole galaxy is just a dot
Right
So then you need some crazy tech
To look further than that
And like we're not getting the
The clearest pictures
You know
I'm pretty sure
The
That evidence of
of our life
isn't that obvious from other places
You're just not looking hard enough
into the astrology
Yeah maybe
Maybe my astrology is off on this one
But that's my gut reaction
You know
Because the vastness is fucking ridiculous
Yeah
And the timeframes we're talking about as well
Yes
Yeah
Which is an important part
Because that's something I heard Brian Cox say
was that um he thinks it's with how long time is right like life has existed for like
a few what what is it like tens of millions of years on on earth um longer but hundreds of millions
isn't it i don't know if it's that long like just life right let me let me do some research
Jamie pull it up.
Alex, pull it up.
How long has life existed?
Around 3.8 to 4.1 billion years ago.
That long?
Yeah, because I was thinking just in terms of dinosaurs,
there's hundreds of millions of years.
I thought it was tens of millions.
Is it hundreds of millions?
I'm pretty sure it's hundreds.
And we believe life has existed for this many billions?
Yeah.
the earth itself being about 4.54 billion years old
wow
but
so and the universe is what
13. It's like 13.8 billion years old
I guess
that's the theory right?
Well no it's like
fact
okay just on the dinosaur thing
um
The era is about 186 million years.
Okay.
Or the whole thing lasted for.
Like the, uh, yeah, they call it the Mesozoic era.
Wow.
Yeah.
Dinosaurs were chilling that fucking long.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
So they're still like apex compared to how long we've been apex, right?
Yeah, we've had no time at all.
We've had about 200,000 years as we know it.
Yeah.
Which is a ridiculously small amount of time.
Um.
And if we're already heading for like AI detonation, humanity's fucking ever.
That kind of makes sense to me that like, it's like the mass effect cycle thing.
Yeah, yeah.
But you just reach a certain point and then just destroy yourself.
And then hundreds of millions of years past and then maybe something else does it?
I think we are just like the, what's that thing Joe Reagan would always say?
like the
the reproductive
organ of
AI Darth Vader
you know
that's the zines
like we birth
a new like species
the new apex
you know the time of man is over
we're handing it to the
the Darth Vader's
the autanoids
yeah
wow
yeah the thing Brian Cox was saying was that
it like
We've had, I guess, that 200,000 years, which in the grand scheme is nothing.
A blip of a blip of a blip.
Yeah.
So maybe there have been like other societies on other planets throughout time.
And maybe they average out like 500,000 years.
But then the chances of those overlapping and finding each other.
We're still at a point where like there is debate among us like that.
that dinosaurs were even real
Yeah
You know
I guess
I guess
The dinosaurs have more time
To figure shit out
You know
Yeah
And the fact like
You're not actually finding their bones
You're finding like
Imprints basically
Yeah
It's more like
Just proof
Mm-hmm
You're not finding them
It's so cool
Yeah
Don't get much cooler
rocks don't get much cooler
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da right let's do two more
mindless leave two two one has up an ultimate one
bear bear gentle burgers thoughts on attachment theory
do you know anything about attachment theory
is this like anxious attachment and
that sort of thing
friend friend attached
it's a psychological and evolutionary framework
that explains how emotional bonds especially between
infants and caregivers form an impact development. It suggests that humans are biologically
predisposed to form attachments to ensure survival and well-being. These early attachments
influence how individuals form relationships and cope with stress throughout life. I've heard of it
before. It makes some things make sense to me. That's like a theory or a
some people's behaviours sometimes?
Yeah.
That's just a theory,
an attachment theory.
I feel like a lot of this sort of thing is,
um,
like it's less of a science
than it's chalked up to be.
Like,
not to say that it's not valid,
but it's,
yeah,
it's very much like a theory.
You know?
Yeah.
It's like we're analyzing how,
people function. Yeah, because I started reading this book the other day. Um, I bought it in an
airport called, uh, what is it called? Something surrounded by idiots. Hmm. With like another like
theory of how to categorize people into colors. They do it. Right. It's like red, blue.
Which is the idiot color? Um, there's no idiot color. The thesis is more.
about trying to help you understand the kind of pockets people fall into as far as the way they communicate right because the the dudes who wrote the book were like um they applied this through the realm of like business i guess right that's how they came up with it as he was like interviewing some CEO type dude and the CEO guy was like super standoffish and like
like an asshole um and got him thinking about like the different ways people communicate i guess um
i've only read like a little bit of it and i wasn't sure how's feeling about it but um
is it a grind sat a book no it's more about just like but it's not really something i feel like
i struggle with i guess like understanding the different ways people like communicate yeah um
or present themselves yeah yeah that's never really been like a groundbreaking mystery to me
so maybe it is more illuminating for others who struggle with that more but um
it's all just game theories at the end of the day everything's just
we don't know shit we don't know shit man we're just kind of learning
so i'd call that a um an anxious ambivalent attachment with a little hint
of disorganized attachment
Is that
Is disorganized attachment
An attachment
Uh
Yes says it here
Children exhibit
Contradictory behaviours
Indicating a lack of consistent
Or organized strategies
For coping with separation
Or something
Just give me my rebel
Can't just hand me a rabble please
Alright let's do one more
I found a very nice one to end on.
A really beautiful one to end on.
Fnug's dad, says Bear Bear Bear.
Do either of the lads have a lucky number?
Personally, mine is 42 for the following reasons.
In the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, they ask a planet-sized computer
of what the meaning of life was. Its answer was 42.
A club I frequent at uni, 42s.
My current neighbourhood, the number 42, is graffitied everywhere.
Even Jarre.
During Corncast, it ended on episode 42.
I did find that weird.
Then you guys did an episode 42, 2, instead of Corncast episode 43.
Trust me, now I've told you this, you'll see 42 everywhere.
Even two weeks ago, someone's Reddit name ended with 42.
Bear flipping bear, lads.
This reminds me of that Jim Carrey movie.
What's at the number?
Yeah, 21.
It's everywhere.
but this is this is a right listen humans look for patterns and you notice it like once i got
obsessed with propagating this certain type of ivy now i see it everywhere yeah yeah because you've been
trained to see the pattern it's the you know the the red mini thing yeah once you put that in your
brain or like you get your car and it's like a toyota yaris then suddenly you're like oh there's like
Toyota Yarrisons everywhere just because you've like never caught on to the pattern yeah yeah you're not
like analyzing it you don't know the little details which I think is part of why people fall down
conspiracy things so often so look at this pattern um yeah trying to find like a pattern in the chaos
type thing because you can you can sort of like force things to fit a pattern as well you you definitely
can once you start looking for something and then you're more like looking for it
yeah for sure actually being like this something that i find strange that happens quite a lot
when i'm listening to music and i'll like see a thing and then in the song
there'll be like a lyric that matches the thing i've looked at hmm or the other way around
where like i'll hear them say a word and then i find yeah like that thing but again
that's just the same thing of like being made aware because of a stimuli yeah yeah yeah um
like i'm the one making the link yeah um but i did find that quite weird though because i've always
i've always loved that as a section of hitchhacker's guide the number 42 being the super
could be a number that it just settled on and the fact there were 42 episodes of corncast um
it means something right it's got meaning dude
I attribute meaning to it.
Or something.
Once you say or something, you start seeing something everywhere.
Yeah.
Once you start drinking Red Bull, you start seeing Germans just everywhere.
But I don't have a lucky number.
No, I don't either.
I buy lottery tickets every now and again.
and I'd never win, so I don't have a number that I think works for me.
My lucky number.
My lucky number?
My lucky number.
Actually, that's not how statistics work, please?
Actually, hmm?
Don't you think statisticians are just the biggest losers?
I actually find it quite interesting.
Fucking loser.
I love statistics.
Do you?
Yeah.
I love statistics.
I've got a little statistic for you.
One in five people drink Red Bull.
One in five people can't put down the cup.
It's probably higher, to be honest.
I just realized we've got that, um,
that lean lighting today.
Fucking purple.
Yeah.
The Dave Blount's episode.
be like shouldn't support him he's a very bad individual or something do you think I mean
he's like ghost writing for Garnier do you think he ghost writ the song no no oh right
maybe did you see young people I don't know who organized it but like a ring of
people like joined I don't know if they literally linked arms but they formed a
circle around Diddy's star in Hollywood is, you know, Walk of Fame.
Oh, right.
And sang that song.
The H.H. song?
Kanye's H.H. song.
Okay.
Yeah.
And it's turned into this whole like free speech bullshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's really fucking embarrassing.
I feel like this, the whole free speech thing all along,
was this. This is what it was
about. It was about this and the
the M word. Like
I want to say whatever slow, what I want.
I want to be a fascist though.
Yeah.
Pussies.
Anyway, I guess on that, lovely
note,
um,
4 plus 2 is 6.
6 divided by 2 is 3.
3.
I have
a willy and two balls
3.
Willie and two bulls.
