JAR Media Posdact - Anakin (& skibidi minion) FAIL to Put Down the Cup

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:11 Housekeeping 18:34 Skibidi Toilet Movie Tease 20:02 Helldivers Super Earth Update 24:21 Elden Ring Nightreign 29:28 IHEtv 29:58 Recovery ...JARling 30:42 AI Darth Vader in Fortnite 49:52 Mid Break 50:24 Question Segment: Credit Score 50:46 Addiction for Content 1:00:27 A Wild MAD Question 1:03:13 Thoughts on Eurovision 1:06:58 2D Soldier Critique 1:09:03 The Fermi Paradox 1:15:13 Attachment Theory 1:19:16 Lucky Numbers

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Oh, yeah. Oh, the yes. Hello, sponsorship. We'd have to be doing this like in a room that has like giant skis on it going down a mountain to get sponsored by rebel. Which I would be willing to do. Would you like one? no you just had one huh yeah good afternoon morning evening or night ladies and gentlemen and welcome to brocast oh god what I didn't update the number oh
Starting point is 00:00:48 Brocast season 2 episode 11 it's 11 still a little baby still little child just a child I'm, uh, hmm, I'm feeling weird today. Feeling funky. I feel like I've just been born in a sense. Really? Like totally fresh. I need that red bottle hit hard. Which I'm sure it will at any minute.
Starting point is 00:01:14 I don't think I've ever... Because you've had plenty of energy drinks on the cast. I don't think I ever have, maybe? Never. Really? Like coffee, yeah. Is coffee an energy drink? Debate.
Starting point is 00:01:27 In a sense? in a sense it's the original energy drink but I'm a little bit known for how nutty I get when I drink that rebel so uh oh buckle in buckle in buckaroo I'm Alex joined by Jim hello on this lovely is it summer
Starting point is 00:01:49 or is it still spring it's technically British summertime yeah really when does summer begin uh may I always look in the the Apple calendar because it... You use the Apple calendar? Yeah. It's the end of March.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Oh, okay. It's, um, you know when the clocks change? British summertime. Mother's day. As a matter of fact. Mother's day. Got so much I'm saying. This new character annoyed some people
Starting point is 00:02:20 which we'll get to shortly. But, uh, before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out of those Jermedia patrons. over the Patreon. The Patreon's over the Patreon? What I'm sorry? And what do they do? Oh my God, they do so much. They make the show and audio version possible.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Get that raw, unfiltered MP3 over there. Ad free. Get your patron names read out in the first or second week of each month, but only if you're a dibby tier above. Mm-hmm. That's, it's almost like the main way I know that a new month has come, is reading this. Yeah, that list.
Starting point is 00:02:57 Real. And how quickly it comes is often like, huh? Yeah. I don't like this. Times a flat circle sort of thing. Don't like that. After hours, as always, has been on fire over on Patreon, the supplemental show. Last week we did the Mars Express, as good as they say.
Starting point is 00:03:15 When we recorded it, we weren't branding it, as an as they say, but in editing, it kind of became one. Right. Good discussion about half an hour long there of the underrated movie Mars Express. We couldn't do how they say because nobody's seen it to have consensus. Yeah, exactly. But that's not all over there that we talked about the GTA trailer, the Snyder song, just on the Alpha, Cinemason's going too far, Elon Rant, Invincible Season 3, Lego Death Sound Matching Game, and more.
Starting point is 00:03:47 It's getting quite a long list over there. There's heaps. But that's also not all, as if that's not enough, baby. Jiam Media Group Chat. Going strong. People having conversations about all sorts over there. there, they're Andors, there are lots of discussion around this, this French game, this Ha ha ha, Expedition 33, which might come up, it might not.
Starting point is 00:04:08 I am going to play that game this year, for sure, yeah, especially because it's only like 40 quid, too. Is it? Yeah, it's cheap on Steam. I think you can even get it cheaper off those, like, key sites if you're into that sort of thing. And I just, I thought, um, seeing as there is such a collection actually growing of the Jafter hours, there are plenty people that aren't on the Patreon who might like some of this content so I thought how about once a month on the community tab we do a poll where people can vote for one they want to go live good idea so very democratic very democratic um so yeah head over to the community tab which should be up for this episode maybe even slightly before if I remember and have a vote some of them will never be
Starting point is 00:04:50 able to go live and will always be exclusive just because of the nature of usually copyright like the music ones and stuff like that won't really be able to go live yeah i think um all the lego death sounds are copyrighted unfortunately that that's that's one that might actually be able to go live but right let's do some housekeeping we round out some of those conversations from the previous week or sometimes even longer sometimes i save them if there's a good one that we just don't get too, you know. It's all about that flow. It's all about that, uh, uh, ebb. The ebb and the flows. Like a river of sorts. I know what a flow is, but I don't know what an ebb is. Isn't it like ebb and flow? Does it not mean like the same thing? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Define ebb. Uh, the movement of the tide out to sea. Or move away from the land recede. Or gradually decrease. Oh Quite nice. That's really good to know. This is a... It varies with how dense a housekeeping servant can be, but this was a dense one. There was some good stuff going on.
Starting point is 00:06:06 And hadra... hadrada reverse. I read that completely wrong. So queer German that loves Red Bull is a great new character. I hope he gets added to the permanent rotation. They'll see about this. Cade R503 says Sometimes I forget how top tier jar thumbnails are And Benji replied to that saying
Starting point is 00:06:28 Over the years I've just started ignoring them The strangeness has become so normal And just passes me by What I'm saying Yeah you be You put in beautiful work I'm gonna say Abstract that
Starting point is 00:06:42 It needs to be like a statement You know Yeah Like I It says so much With so little you know each one it's it's uh it's one of my favorite things like just not caring about the thumbnails because it definitely hurts like that algorithm but like i genuinely don't care
Starting point is 00:07:05 because it's it's like part of the humor to me yeah you can go by it's like a joke in and of itself to just scroll scroll through yeah well we did a whole video on it yeah days ago reviewing them explaining your thumbnails yeah check out that one uh hooper said i'm losing at the thought of Alex tracking his airport through the sewer system out into the road and to the water treatment plant in his dressing gown and slippers and uh exoskeletons replied saying absolute wallace coded yeah we're real yeah i was actually in my i don't wear slippers i wear crocs nice so I was in my dressing gown
Starting point is 00:07:44 and crocs and let out a little whimper no uh Reese Sweather 1499 said need me a Jamie trying
Starting point is 00:07:54 to keep a straight face after Alex says something out of pocket compilation lol there were definitely lots last episode when the Red Bull guy emerged yeah
Starting point is 00:08:03 he tickled me I'll be honest you liked him yeah I resonate with that guy good um do you remember the discussion around spider's regret last episode um jog my memory someone someone recommended a spider man comic called spider's regret and then we tried looking it up and there's just nothing yeah um there's a whole thing about this minnow minecraft 3R 87 said wow
Starting point is 00:08:33 never thought i'd hear a spider's regret shout out on the yogs great recommendation awesome comic. Then Drackie Slime says in love with the idea that someone made up a fake comic book to recommend you guys. But then that same guy who's comment I just read the Minecraft dude replied to that comment saying that would be a good idea but doing a simple goggle shows it's real and I've read it. But that's not all. There was someone else. Two more on the subject. Fresh Prince 19 said bear bear daredevil jarling here. Charming in, chiming in on spider's regret. I have no idea what the fuck spiders regret is. But Ben Eurek has been a major daredevil character for several decades. He's a reporter that works at the Daily Bugle and discovered Daredevil's
Starting point is 00:09:16 identity while investigating him. He chose not to reveal it despite the fame and fortune and he would gain from doing so, later becoming a close ally of Daredevil. I'm especially surprised you two didn't know him, considering he appears prominently in season one of the Netflix show. Hopefully I was able to shed some light on what I think is a great character so more people can put a respect to his name game on I mean it's such a long time
Starting point is 00:09:39 I would have seen what year was that like early 2010s like 2014 maybe well no we were talking about it on jar right Daredevil
Starting point is 00:09:48 yeah yeah all the Netflix shows so that would have been like what 2016 2015 it started 2015 wow so that's over 10 years you expect me to remember like a random character
Starting point is 00:10:00 from Daredevil season one yeah shout out to Ben Eurek, though. Clearly. We love him. But a poo investigator. You motherfucker. On the subreddit put Bear Bear Boy's
Starting point is 00:10:14 Spider's Regret Jarling here. The reason why Spider's Regret doesn't come up when you search it is due to it kind of being lost media from when Sony bought the rights to Spider-Man in 1998. The run originally came out around that time, and it was very ambiguous. You had the rights to the actual comic release of Spider-Man at that
Starting point is 00:10:30 time. So to prevent any legal issues they decided to print only 10,000 copies of Spider's Regret. Most of them getting hoarded by collectors. It's also hard to Google search because I made it up. Fuck you, Jim. What the hell, man? I mean, the name kind of gives it away from the get-go. Really? It sounds kind of like a comic book run to me, Spider's Regret. What would it mean? Like, the spider regretted biting him? I assume it was like referring to Spider-Man. Like, he regrets doing something. Oh, okay. yeah um fuck you that's what happens man that really hurt we got done done dirt yeah by poo
Starting point is 00:11:14 investigator we shouldn't know that happens every now and again yeah we got huckstead when the hunter becomes a hunter did yeah it's just such an unnecessary thing to lie yeah yeah it's an unassuming white lie you win this round poo investigator yeah we'll get you back motherfucker uh goldfish 7740 says not a question. I hadn't any interest in Andor since it came out and refused to watch it for some dumb reason. After hearing about how amazing season two is, I figured I'd give it a shot.
Starting point is 00:11:44 The last thing I ever expected in this super serious show was an absolutely hilarious jar-sounding name. When a character introduced himself as Keene O'Loy, I broke out and laughed her and nearly rolled off my couch. My wife was watching the show with me and she had no clue as to what the hell I was laughing at so hard.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Trying to explain it to it was basically impossible without making her listen to all of Jarre for context it must have seemed so bizarre to her seeing her husband completely break down over such a dumb thing just wanted to say thanks Char for making my wife question her life choices for a night yeah that's why we love Star Wars though that glup shito energy yeah for sure well Star Wars will come back up shortly the fact it's such a good character though called Keeno Loy keynote
Starting point is 00:12:33 and it's a keynote episode too yeah it is keynote it's a keynote arc it's a keynote show it's not quite as good as that the eye arc most people seem to prefer the keynote
Starting point is 00:12:45 arc though keynote got charisma but that's not to say it's a bad arc by any means it's an extremely strong arc as well and someone was asking about that the other day so there you go it's not like I'm anti-kino lawyer
Starting point is 00:12:59 or anything I'm pro Kino lawyer Johnny Stevens 1-248 answered a question I brought up last time we were talking about
Starting point is 00:13:06 that awful Obi-1 show when baby layer gets chased and I was like who is the like there's like
Starting point is 00:13:12 a musician that chases her for some reason oh it's logic or something right logic it's a flea
Starting point is 00:13:18 from hot hot red chili peppers really red hot chili pepper they wrote it hot red
Starting point is 00:13:25 pilly chapas so I thought it was logic no that's Rick and Morty he is in Rick and Morty yeah who's the other one
Starting point is 00:13:35 that's like logic like logic like a mixed race person what do you mean like like logic who did um I don't want to die today that's logic
Starting point is 00:13:49 that is logic that is logic okay yeah you were getting logic mixed up with himself yeah I guess whatever like the name of the song
Starting point is 00:13:57 is like the suicide hotline or something yeah that's right sorry sorry the unalive hotline yabababadoo said not a question just a statement
Starting point is 00:14:06 I think Alex spending 15 minutes reading Nietzsche quotes in that stupid fucking German voice might be my least favorite
Starting point is 00:14:13 segment on the car so far bear bear rare rare well you're in the minority I'm afraid
Starting point is 00:14:19 yeah that that was keynote not quite loy no pure keynote and old man diabetes
Starting point is 00:14:29 says Alex you don't have add out your crying what I think I said that before the mid break like I've got to head out of my crying now um Skack Newman though conversely that Nietzsche segment was great Alex and Jim should do CBT cringe based tough more together because the Minecraft discussion was GAD right A generalised awesome discussion. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:05 That's some good terminology coming out. Yeah. Yeah, maybe a different philosopher, though. I'll do some dig in. Find another one for another week. What's the name of another philosopher whose quotes? Plato? They have to be German, really. It does add a certain layer.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Yeah, because, like, what's a Grecian accent, you know? I saw someone describe Jordan Peterson as a philosopher. I think he's trying to be He's really trying to be Like if you fast forward a hundred years Like the same gap that we have from Nietzsche Is will he Will they be like pictures of his face or quotes
Starting point is 00:15:42 I don't know if anybody's making any Jordan Peterson Like marble sculptures Yet Yeah we need that We kind of need that Like right here A Dream House 5333 said Alex and Jim not liking arcane
Starting point is 00:15:56 Is 9-11 for lesbian jar fans so are we I'm just doing like cringy things I tried I did I didn't I never will yeah I just don't care
Starting point is 00:16:10 wow this is an intense name your cum taste trite over on the group chat said I haven't gotten a chance to listen to this week's episode so I don't know if you bring up Expedition 33 but if not have either of you played it thoughts no
Starting point is 00:16:25 as I was saying it's it's definitely on my radar it's turning into it's like a it's inspired by JRP's but isn't one and daredevil's in it yeah so you said is he the main character I don't know if he's the main
Starting point is 00:16:40 I kind of purposefully not watched anything on it I've just seen a few clips like it looks funny it looks genuinely funny funny okay which also like scary I know the concept I know the conceit it looks weird it looks um
Starting point is 00:16:55 more funny than and creepy or anything. Some of the bosses have like the crazy, creepy designs. Yeah, yeah, they do have crazy designs, but the way they're, like, characterised. I don't know if you've seen, have you seen that character who's, he talks like really gruff,
Starting point is 00:17:13 and he's got like a flat panel for a face. He's like a creature. No. And he's really goofy. And he's got, like, hilarious, um... They're supposed to have really good storytelling. It doesn't sound like it's too long. So I'm very intrigued.
Starting point is 00:17:27 yeah i am the only thing that puts me off is the um the gameplay like apparently it's really good no i believe it but i i i'm i don't get that hooked by turn-based no but it has a counter system oh okay that sounds cool it has a dodge and counter system or something um because i've heard it like described on podcasts right um because the game director is like a secura speed runner or something Oh, yeah, I remember you saying Yeah Okay, yeah No, that sounds
Starting point is 00:18:00 And it's like a bunch of It's like people from Ubisoft and some from Bioware The dude who wrote the game Was they like got off like Reddit or something Really? It's like a bunch of like
Starting point is 00:18:11 Just random people Who were just like the best for the job And they made it like a really small scale And I've just put together like Probably one of the games of the year Which is really intriguing to me Yeah, awesome Like
Starting point is 00:18:22 We need more games made like that You know, if we're not going to have like a giant crash. Absolutely. A couple more here, I want to bring out. Romulus said, first teaser for Skibbidi Toilet Movie by Michael Bay Drop. Is this the bloody end of time? So I thought the last, we talked about this on Jha, ages ago. When it was first announced, but I don't think Michael Bay was attached as director.
Starting point is 00:18:52 I think he was. He was definitely a producer at least. Right. But yeah, he's definitely directing it. Yeah. So. Who else could direct it? He's the only visionary that could actually pull it off. That's my belief.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Is it going to like look like Transformers 1? I hope so. I hope it's got grit. So is this like the next Minecraft movie type? Like everyone's ironically going to go see the Skibbidi toilet movie and meme it and surely make it a huge success. I feel like since some. Bobby Oppenheimer.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Babenheimer? Yeah, there's just been like crazy cinema stuff going on all the time. People want that like event? Yeah. The event spectacle. And Skibbitty toilet's probably gonna deliver. Yeah. Because it's like a win-win for the studios, right?
Starting point is 00:19:42 Is Jack Black gonna be in it? He's... I don't know the Skibbidi toilet characters. He's the head that comes out of the toilet? Yeah. I can't believe it's actually... I can't believe it. It's not even like...
Starting point is 00:19:53 Nothing surprises me. surprises me anymore yeah actually there was something that surprised me which L. Norton kind of gets on new helldivers super earth update I'm having so much fun on the new map plus you can recruit the MPC soldiers with the voice wheel command which is so cool
Starting point is 00:20:10 I didn't actually know you could do that I didn't know that so I'm gonna have to try that out yeah they did it man I'm shitting my pants yeah as they promised to they came they came to a new title up because it was weird because it still had the old branding with that last update. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, but now it's all like, Earth is under attack.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Yeah, a letter. Because that was what, I think it was last episode. I was like, oh, I saw a leak. Do you want me to say the leak? And I didn't say it. And it was footage of someone running around one of those cities. Yeah, yeah, with the soldiers there, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Yeah. Um, but I was, I don't know, like, where they've got this or if this is real. But then it's real. And it's really good. Yeah. It's so cool. I was describing to you, it's like the opposite of, the whole game is the opposite of ludonarrative dissonance. Right, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:06 It's ludonarrative resonance. No game has ever made me feel like so a part of the narrative. It's such a overused term, like immersion. But it like scratches a roleplay itch in a way. it genuinely does but it really works like it it feels like you're in you know like the original avengers movie when there's like the attack on yeah yeah yeah yeah and there's big flying like whale stingray things and it's like genuinely difficult at times and uh the servers are effed but that kind of became its own little story because we were in like games just the two of us yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:21:48 really had to like scrape by and be like tactical yeah we we were completing missions and then like suicide missioning the final objectives and stuff so like really well done in the way they've boosted up the i always feel what to call it illuminate yeah they're yeah i was i was like deeping it um because i was playing till late last night is why i like woke up so late to know right um but like the the whole plot of the illuminate show up um like halfway through the first year of the game being out of web and like they were boring they were too easy and they were a joke and then like we're more like scouts yeah like a couple months back we beat them and the game was saying to us like the war's over and that's what that um battle pass thing is with the flag
Starting point is 00:22:45 it's like a celebration of like we've won the war it's like a patriotic like Patriotay thing like July 4th, for them to come back and just charge straight to her. I saw a crazy clip of someone who'd gotten that flag and they kill one of the World's walkers with it. How? It's a crate, I'll have to find a few. Like jump on top? No, no, he's like at its feet. Oh wow. He like takes your down for it. Yeah, it's really good stuff. I just hope once whatever this event is like wraps up, they'll still be a way. to engage with some of these like enemies and um city maps yeah i don't know how they do that but hopefully they do i i've i've got um it's like a dream because again i i was like deeping it
Starting point is 00:23:37 last night one playing like where can they go from here and i it's it's very like um unpatriotic and democratic to say but i kind of hope that we like the hell divers lose this that'll be cool I think if we get pushed like off planet and have to have like a new hub somewhere. Yeah, and the vibe becomes more like like guerrilla warfare type shit. I think that could be that would be really cool. Super cool. There's a rumor of what's next. I don't know if there's any credence to it, but like bosses or something.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Okay. Might be coming, but I have no idea what the truth on that is. I would like to see that though. Dead Goku Sonic, also over on the group chat, asks about Eldermring Night Rain. Rather, you think a multiplayer extraction souls game will work out, plus thoughts on the reuse of Dark Souls 1 and 3 bosses, as well as Dark Souls 2 armor sets in the Switch version of Eldon Ring. I don't really care.
Starting point is 00:24:41 What was that last bit? Dark Souls 2 armor? As well as Dark Sword 2 armor sets in the Switch version of Eldon Ring. Oh right, because they're adding some stuff to the Switch version. Well, they're, it's going to be available on all Eldom Ring. I'm pretty sure they're going to be like a free update. They're adding some new classes or something. Is it?
Starting point is 00:25:00 Mm-hmm. It's not like nothing. It's like a fairly significant update. That's cool. If you're still on that Eldon Ring, I'm... It might be a reason to... I feel like it's going to sneak up on me. Because I'm not like actively hyped.
Starting point is 00:25:13 It's out in six days. Oh, is it that close? Yeah. Wow. So by the time this goes live, it'll be even closer. Yeah. Um... I'm like definitely gonna buy it um I'm like I've always loved the gameplay of
Starting point is 00:25:34 those games my main problem with Eldon ring is that it's I find it harder to replay because it's just like Dark Souls but spread over like a bigger space so for like a gameplay hit it's it doesn't work quite as well there's more like traversal and stuff um so this to me just feels like them tightening yeah that like the same game down to like a condensed a gameplay experience does sound good and i actually really love the idea of using old souls game bosses yeah i think it's really smart because like we we know they're good like um and surely there'll be tweaked too to be designed around yeah yeah yeah for sure um and to like you can't
Starting point is 00:26:21 just copy and paste the dark souls one boss straight into olden ring yeah like it needs to be made faster and stuff otherwise it'll be a piece of piss and like unlike marathon which is just in tatters right now um like vati video and stuff that i watched some of his videos on earlier coverage of night rain and seem pretty interesting and cool so yeah i think it would be uh fun it's it's like a best of to me yeah that's the vibe And I really don't have an issue with content reuse when it's done like that. Yeah. And I'm assuming it's almost like fan fictiony.
Starting point is 00:27:04 It's like the way the universe is crossing over with, I don't know if they've got blood-borne bosses and stuff as well. That would be cool. That would be very cool. They could always add that. That's a way of keeping it alive, to be honest. Yeah. You're just like patch in old bosses. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:19 And using the, like, different games as, like, classes you can play as, like, the Sekaro character. Yeah, true. That was, that was the most exciting thing, actually, to me, was the idea of... Because I did, like, most of the playthrough, all the Sekaro kind of build. But the only way to do it is to get to the DLC, and you have to, like, get so far into the game to even get to the DLC. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I don't think I even got that ability, even though I've got, like, the character ready and I've got, like, the best katana and stuff, like, ready to go. I was just so kind of burnt by that point.
Starting point is 00:27:52 Well, I'd always dreamed of, like, an Eldon Ring type game where you can really, like, go into a specific play style. Like, you can full on just become Sakoro, or you could, like, full on become, I don't know, like, more of a tank and that works. Because in the Eldon Ring, it doesn't, really. You are kind of forced to, with how hard the late game gets. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:19 um but with them designing these classes into the game allows for that um from yeah so now we're talking about i'm actually kind of more excited for it um and it's always like um invigorates youtube content when uh yeah it does when a from game drops for sure i've find it interesting though that they've done like a hard pivot it seems into like multiplayer stuff um because that's that switch that one they announced is all it's like a battle rea almost from yeah i'm not fully sold on that one um yeah i'm sure it'll be a good game um is meizaki directing that one i think he is because that's always a good sign um yeah um he's got a pretty good record so far for sure it's just such a different style of game um yeah it's more because it's like clearly a spiritual
Starting point is 00:29:15 successor to bloodborne so i guess just on that level i'm like man be nice if uh whatever it'd be nice to just get fucking bloodborne one i know yeah um two more here before we go into the one of the topics before we go to mid break bottomless pit rising says just wanted to shout out the i he tv vids they are awesome and they always make me smile yeah i've been way more active on there past a week or so did like an and or discussion um I played the DreamWork Steam game. Sounds fine. All sorts over there, so check that out.
Starting point is 00:29:58 And finally, Travis King said, Hello, Jarl, this is not a question, but in the last week, I've had to go under a pretty difficult and life-altering surgery. I'm currently in the recovery process, and it's not been easy. I'm also going to have to start
Starting point is 00:30:11 making several changes in my ordinary lifestyle, like taking testosterone and supplements once a day. I'm thankful to have the podcast in my life, because even in this dark chapter, I feel as if this podcast has always been there for me. Thank you so much. Sorry if this isn't worded the best, but I felt like I needed to say something about it.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Good luck on your recovery journey. Yeah. It's always difficult. Don't apologize. Yeah, I read fine to me, and I can barely read. So, yeah, Void Walker can pivot us into this thing we have a discussion about. So, Fortnite added AI Darth Vader. And it's completely wild.
Starting point is 00:30:52 In fact, I'm going to play some of these clips and I might actually have to edit out some of the more risque stuff because of course, you can have like conversations with it. Yeah. So of course everyone just goes to try and make it say the edgiest stuff like humanly possible. So let me just play some of these and see what you think.
Starting point is 00:31:12 I think these are different because we had a conversation about this offcast like as a drop like a week ago. Yeah, I've seen a couple clips as well. But it's gotten even further. Speak plainly, be it. I am unfamiliar with this. Thank God. Deadly vault.
Starting point is 00:31:28 Crash out funk. Test my frequent deed. Gay Porgie. The thug shaker. Diddy our blood? A diddy party? Are you suggesting I have a foot fetid hawk tour? Luke shit of gay daughter.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Skibithee Riz. Do you seek my preference in worrying? oh yawie fucking i am a puppy girl ski bidi toilets no balls you are adopted big dildo family raven team leaders guyat one's effectiveness in battle is determined by their skill and discipline not the size of their gyat Even if you're as pathetic as your obsession with Gaiats, Roan pornographer. Even IGN be uploading, like, compilations of the shit.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Really? Yeah. Freaking, fucking. What? What? That is not allowed. Spanish. A use of tongue for smugglers and spice traders.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Its strategic value is, very well. Jesus Christ These skibidi toilets Are they some new form of rebel alliance? Can you Riz me up? If Riz equates to mastery of the force, Apprentice, then my Riz is unquestionable
Starting point is 00:32:52 Or a farming. Are you suggesting I concern myself with trivial aesthetics? Atsune Miku You inquire about Mami ASMR Explain this phenomenon. phenomenon does it involve malabies or some other form of psychological manipulation
Starting point is 00:33:11 manned man this is that some form involuntary muscle apprentice I trust it does not indicate weakness the bite of 87 man
Starting point is 00:33:26 this is completely insane yeah the thing is it it's it's funny like you want more well I think it's fucked up
Starting point is 00:33:40 that um like he he's been in Darth Vader's been immortalized um in the form of an AI
Starting point is 00:33:49 yeah James old Jones is dead man yeah uh and they're like profiting off of his voice
Starting point is 00:33:59 yeah this is actually crazy but it's funny like it i didn't realize like i guess this is like really snuck up on me because one of those aforementioned i h tv videos was i someone made an ai of me yeah yeah yeah and i had a conversation with it you can like have a phone call with it and talk to it yeah um and it's like similar like the way it talks back but it's like really dystopian and weird yeah it's fucking crazy and yeah it is it forever gonna be
Starting point is 00:34:35 in this like juvenile state do you think like no i guess i guess this is all like data it can like learn from and become more sophisticated it's gonna be crazy in the realm of like game yeah dude like when bethsda can do that with like all their yeah yeah well people have have like modded characters right to have like chat gbt so they'll like break the fourth wall and shit Um, yeah, I really don't know how I feel about it. Yeah, I don't know, because, and at the moment, like, it is funny and entertaining and... Yeah, to hear, like, Darth Vader be like, like, Goku, my apprentice. Yeah, it's, like, absurd.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Yeah, it's insane. I don't know, man. Of course, it's Darth Vader first. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. It's, yeah, I don't know if, if, it's, if, it's kind of scary, like, yeah, because of course, like, in line with this, um, Google dropped, within days of us recording this, their new, like, version of their video AI generation, and it's, it's crazy, um, someone used it to generate, like, a new version of Will Smith eating spaghetti. Right. And it's, like, pretty much flawless. Really?
Starting point is 00:36:08 Wow. So we're almost at, like, game over, like, I don't know. That one's, there's one thing when it's like Darth Vader, when it's, like, real people. Yeah. Yeah, that's... Surely stuff's going to start getting wild. There's that meme, you know, that meme that's everywhere of, like,
Starting point is 00:36:28 it's Mr. Incredible. And then it's, like, warped Mr. Incredible next to the panel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. um the first panel's like seeing AI everywhere and then the second one is when you stop seeing air everywhere yeah right implying like yeah can't even tell yeah so then it also gives like it gives every celebrity every politician like an out to be like well yeah i didn't do that so now like yeah i think um i there's already a feeling when you spend time like on the internet of like like you're not in reality
Starting point is 00:37:08 like there's no fact on the internet there's just like sects of people that believe yeah certain ways your community has this belief yeah and when like you're you're not gonna know if anything is real
Starting point is 00:37:27 which is that's quite dystopian in of itself that was what was kind of cool about like smart fans at a certain point before we cross the Rubicon where it's like oh we're seeing like a crazy world event happens and there are there are thousands of angles of it and you can like use that as evidence to build like like jammery sick for example like um certain websites have put together like insanely detailed because there's just so much video evidence yeah yeah yeah but if you can't use any of it because you can like generate anything yeah yeah then what do you do then like having that that evidence doesn't mean anything anymore like
Starting point is 00:38:08 because then people are going to start trying to use it in court right like that's surely inevitable like what if for example you crash your car or something and you've got like a subscription to one of these and you just generate some like fake evidence yeah I guess you could well there was a crazy one I think I wrote it down yeah I can pivot into this um this BBC news article. Arizona man shot dead in road rage, returns to address his killer, returns in quotes.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Chris Pelke died in a road rage shooting in Arizona three years ago, but with the help of artificial intelligence, he returned earlier this month that is killer's sentencing to deliver a victim's statement himself. Family members said they used the burgeoning technology to let Mr. Pelke use his own words to talk about the incident that took his life, while some experts argue the unique use of air.
Starting point is 00:39:03 AI is just another step into the future. Others say it could become a slippery slope, but using this technology in legal cases. His family used voice recordings, videos, and pictures of Mr. Pelke, who was 37 when he was killed to recreate him in a video using AI, his sister, Stacey Wales, told the BBC. Ms. Wales said she wrote the words that the AI version Redding Court based on how forgiving she knew her brother to be. Um, what? Jesus Christ. a black mirror. Yeah, like, we don't need black mirror no more. No. How do we get here so fast? Yeah. What the hell? Was like 2020 just like an instance?
Starting point is 00:39:46 Something happened, like. Cyberpunk came out. Like, it just inspired the whole world, I guess. That's fucking insane. So, like, weird forms of like immortality. Mm-hmm. are like coming out
Starting point is 00:40:06 they're being unveiled yeah I just have this like a core memory of like talking to our nan where she was like there's going to reach a point where you won't understand what is happening anymore like she was saying that like in the early 2000s
Starting point is 00:40:26 right type thing because that's where she was already at with like the internet coming in and yeah yeah phones and whatever and like we were already there yeah in way less time she's only like two generations away yeah
Starting point is 00:40:38 it's like yeah the exponential yeah that is literally like five years this has happened so is that feasible like that in
Starting point is 00:40:57 another five years there would just be like oh it's gonna just ruin YouTube bro. It's already doing it. I'm just thinking like yeah, Joe Rogan already like he reads his ads with an AI Joe Rogan.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you seen there's like there's robot waiters in London and shit? They like drive around with plates on like an R2D2 looking fucking thing driving around I was driving to Swindon a couple weeks back and there was like a robot
Starting point is 00:41:28 mowing grass on the side of the road yeah yeah well there's a crazy interview with Mark Zuckerberg from a week or two ago where he was talking about like how AI is just going to God it's going to expand opportunities for advertising like what's going to be able to do for that and it's like
Starting point is 00:41:48 if you take this idea to its logical conclusion right doesn't it just reach a point where like it's cannibalized itself to the point where there aren't even consumers anymore like so how are people going to have money to even buy things yeah yeah automated everything yeah so like what do you do about that you idiots yeah yeah they're like removing the need for like people mm-hmm is that that's going to be like the conundrum of our lifetines really like how quickly that comes
Starting point is 00:42:28 I'm getting a phone call, it seems. It's from Dad. Hello? Hello? Hi, Al. Hi, Dad. What's up? How you doing, mate?
Starting point is 00:42:48 We're good. We're just recording the cast. Oh, yeah. I'm awfully, I was just ringing to say we're in Chippers. you finish your recording. That's fine. A good time to pick a mark. I'll let you get back to your cast.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Thank you. Sure. See you time. See you, see you, see you, see you saying. Hi.
Starting point is 00:43:09 Bye. Why did he answer it like that? Hi. Yeah. So I don't know, brother. I'm getting a little bit scared. Are you actually scared? Um.
Starting point is 00:43:28 I mean, what's, what's to be afraid of? I mean, like, for us, you know, I feel like we'll be fine. Yeah. It's just like the, the future of the species. It's just that little, little chestnut. Yeah. That little conundrum.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Yeah, but, you know. that's always been on like a knife surge yeah if it wants to accelerate this the snake eating its own tail to like yeah i mean i think the the best result would be that this this tech forces a system change hmm you know a systemic change even a change to the system some sort of system shock Bringing back serfdom Bring back serfdom I just want to be a farmer again dude Yeah
Starting point is 00:44:36 Let me just farm my days away I wish I could just farm my days away Would the Lord give me my pittance Not that lord like the landlord Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah no fuck the landlords Well you can't be a very good surf then if you don't like the landlord
Starting point is 00:44:56 I can, yeah, be a surfer instead. Yeah. They ain't got no landlord. They got the sea lord, Aquaman. They got Poseidon. Prasad and my landlord. Cracken's my landlord. Well, this famous southern surfers.
Starting point is 00:45:17 Yeah. There might be some. Texan surfer. I guess they got, they got some ocean, don't they? No. No. Texas? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:29 Texas doesn't have... It's landlocked. Is it? Yeah. Oh, they got a little bit. Where? Down there. No, that's...
Starting point is 00:45:41 Oh. Yeah, they got some. They've got the Gulf. So maybe they do... The Gulf of America. Gulf America. The Gulf of America. Does it...
Starting point is 00:45:49 I was looking... God, it's so huge. It's crazy. Hold up. Check. Check. what it says at the gulf on this map it still says gulf of mexico what does it say on um on google maps oh it's got like both it's got it in brackets how fucking pathetic is that google
Starting point is 00:46:11 you fucking pussies yeah so they've probably got thriving surf i don't know how the surf is there but i don't know it's it's a gulf right so the the ocean's probably really yeah i don't know maybe those tax and jarlings got to let us know Man, so Houston is, like, right by the sea? What the fuck? I guess it makes more sense that, um... It's so enormous. You, like, can't even begin to understand how enormous Texas is.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Sandy cheeks. That's where Sandy's from. They got squirrels down in Texas. Wow. So, it's a learning experience. I love learning. I adore learning. Well, I guess there's more learning to do after these messages.
Starting point is 00:47:01 I'm just looking at a map. I love doing that. That's how I found the King of Limbs. Oh, really? I just sit in the bath, like, just look in the map. I'm serious. Sweating away. Okay, so I was talking to a flat earther the other day.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Who, um, said, um, she's not like an actual flat earther. I'm just asking questions. Yeah, well, she's had a bunch of, she was telling me about that algorithm and that, and like the stuff, like, the aliens that built the pyramids and shit. So, Bing, that sort of algorithm stuff. But she was telling me that why do we see the same constellations every night if we're on a ball spinning around a ball?
Starting point is 00:47:53 Right. And I was like, huh I you're wrong but I can't articulate why and like I understand for us being like northern hemisphere we're looking up up like we're at the top of the ball looking up right so the constellations we see the same ones yeah but if you're like at the equator and you're on the other side of the sun and you look up so you're on the side of the ball looking up surely you see
Starting point is 00:48:30 completely different constellations like throughout the year I don't know like I wish I had more memories of like being in New Zealand to contrast sounds like the other side yeah
Starting point is 00:48:43 I don't know enough about astrology to be honest to comfortably answer that question but I do know I can confidently claim that it's not which astray did you say Did you say astrology or astronomy? Astrology, I think I said.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Astronomy. Is that the funny one? Astrology. It's like... Astrology. I'm pretty sure astronomy is the... Astrology is a practice that interprets the influence of celestial bodies on human affairs. Yeah, they're wrong one.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Oops. The funny one. Yeah. Horoscopes and zodiac signs and all of this. Astronomy. Astro coolness Astrobotomy Yeah, space racism
Starting point is 00:49:32 Yeah Are we in the second off? Yeah I kind of need to poop Though you need to do a poo I need to poo into the toilet I think maybe Okay let's put a pin in it
Starting point is 00:49:45 Yeah Do a little peepy or whatever you need to do Yes and I'm going to Um Um Yeah Right, I guess welcome to the second half of the cast We head over to the suggestion throughout it open the jar
Starting point is 00:50:06 Media subreddit Where you can leave any question you feel like for us to answer in future episodes If you got this far into the episode, comment Zing, double zing, ping That's Zing, double zing, ping Um, but grey tickles can get us going. What's your credit score? Um, nine.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Mine's like three. Nine or ten? I did have a really bad one when my identity got stolen. That was quite annoying. Well, that's what happens. That's what happens when your identity gets stolen, in it? Yeah. Obvious humor 666 said,
Starting point is 00:50:48 Would either of you consider getting addicted to some kind of substance for this? sake of the cast i think a bath salts arc would be really fun and funny mindlessly you've replied to that saying alex is basically on a meth arc i've got a new like um favorite content um what's that um it's there's there's a couple youtubeers that do this um and they they read like trip reports from reddit oh really yeah like crap What kind of subredits? Like, subredits dedicated to substances type subredits. Yeah, that sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Some of those are just wild. They are wild, but also the way they're written is really funny to me. Like the, like, the, like, lingo. The vocabulary in the slang. Yeah, the slang is so funny. And the, like, existential crazy shit they see. like juxtaposed to their like nonchalant how casual it is for them yeah yeah um and a lot of them read like uh warnings like like know what you're getting into type
Starting point is 00:52:06 right right and it's just so funny and absurd like this this one guy was describing being like part of a a sheet like an infinite sheet of flesh that's like forever folding in on itself and he's like a part of it. Do you remember what that substance was? I gotta get me some of this. Yeah, to know what to buy. I think it was like salvia.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Oh really? Wow. Yeah. Okay. That's intense. Yeah, it would be they'll say like I smoked like a huge bowl
Starting point is 00:52:46 from my bong of salvia of like a thousand X or whatever. it is and yeah um but the way they say is is so much funnier um like the combination of reddeter and like hallucinogen taker is is a match made in heaven it's like i saw i saw a really crinjy clip of i can't remember which paul brother it was talking about his experiences with iawasca which is an incredibly intense hallucinogen um he was like yeah
Starting point is 00:53:24 it made me just think about my childhood man all this kind of stuff right there's Disney childhood I don't know if there are a few things I'd be willing to try but I don't know if I'm if I'm down for something like ayahuasca
Starting point is 00:53:37 yeah I don't know I part of me does want to try that sort of stuff but also part of me is like hmm because you know people that like have and they are they're a little bit cooked yeah
Starting point is 00:53:51 Well, the craziest ones are ones that are like, I, I smoked a fat bowl of salvia and then lived, like, in the jungle. Yeah. Or, like, what one trip report was like, I was a tree for hundreds of years. And I, like, I started off as a little sapling and then, like, grew over hundreds of years. And then, like, once returning to reality, it had been, like, half an hour. but he'd experienced like time dilation type stuff yeah
Starting point is 00:54:24 I've heard that about mushrooms it can do that where like yeah you think hours or days have passed and then you look at your phone and it's been like one minute that's quite scary
Starting point is 00:54:36 it is quite scary that's anxiety inducing to me well like the people that they mess with stuff like this without doing any research yeah and jump in the deep end without like a lot of these reports are like that um right yeah it's part of why they're because i've looked
Starting point is 00:54:56 it like what was it i think it was like ar slash heroin before it's crazy like how casual and weird like yeah yeah understated as you're getting it yeah they talk about it yeah that yeah that's it i guess to someone who doesn't partake um it's like all of it's just inherently crazier to me Mm-hmm. Like... Yeah. How do you feel about that idea of like, you can... I don't know where you can get this done,
Starting point is 00:55:27 but you can get, like, therapy guided, like, assisted trips, basically. Really? Yeah. I don't know if it's the thing in the UK. I've heard Americans talk about it. Well, is it like, um, like shaman type? No, like actual therapists. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:55:44 But I guess they're doing research into, like, PTSD and, like, like mental health stuff like I guess like micro dosing and I don't know there's a whole world out there of that kind of stuff yeah yeah very interesting hmm but to answer the question um no hell no um because there are I've been um I've been so intrigued by Dave Bluntz recently because like you can't put that cup down can't put down the girl up we're lean I fell in love not only is it like the worst song ever and like his music like is terrible
Starting point is 00:56:27 he's like a lull cow he's curious to me like a lull cow but like I really shouldn't be looking at anything to do with him like can't help it mostly because like he's he's so overweight that I'm kind of just curious by how he's a alive and B is able to do anything go anywhere
Starting point is 00:56:48 Yeah. Will I do anything? And I think it's gross to like Have lean be like your whole Yeah, like your branding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he's always in his like green, his purple onesie that has his like
Starting point is 00:57:06 Cup branding on it and then is his cup With his like logo on it and he's like always sipping lean from it Non-stop Is he what? He like goes? around drinking lean yeah like I saw like he goes on these like random podcasts and stuff it was this channel with like 20k subs that showed up and he was like a guest on it like in LA some random yeah yeah it was like this white boy it was like it was a really bizarre like how he was talking about like lean to him they were talking about the lean
Starting point is 00:57:43 addiction I guess right um he was like man like you still addicted to lean bro like are you how much of that you'd be drinking that's expensive after a lot of time huh and then Dave Blunts is like yeah um it's weird that the more rich and famous you get people just start giving you lean I would go into recording sessions and they give me a free liter um so Kanye's the plug so I'm wondering if like the lean is partially how he managed to get so big because he probably drinks like calerific it's it's cough syrup right? It's codeine cough syrup. Codine a drug that you can only get prescribed here, but I guess you can just buy it in America.
Starting point is 00:58:27 They love their amphetamines, right? Yeah, I thought codeine was a like heroin. A painkiller. Because I had codeine after my nose surgery. Yeah, yeah. It was horrible. So I can't imagine like in a syrup form drinking that with spray. So it's probably full sugar sprite with, and that's why it's the purple branding, I guess, because it turns it purple, because of the syrup. The syrup's purple. But cough syrup's really sugary. Yeah, of course. So if all day you're just sipping from this cup, you can't put it down.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Because I showed you the music video, didn't I? Yeah. That was really what got me down that rabbit hole, because I saw a clip of like a CG Dave Blunts like flying through the sky, like doing flips. Yeah, yeah. Oh, for me it's when he's like sat on the grass. yeah for the whole music video he doesn't stand up one yeah because that's why he's kind of gone viral because like these clips of him performing which is like it's all these like 15 year old white boys that go to these shows and they will have their phones out like going can't put down the
Starting point is 00:59:34 cup it's cringy shit man um yeah so maybe i'll maybe i'll get on that lean arc yeah that could be your um your your drug for the he's like on a podcast just like sip and lean chain smoking cigarettes and there's like a bottle of brandy that they're like sharing LA is something else man yeah fuck that place yeah hell or no which is a shame because I would I would want to go there but for the national parks like their wildlife there's insane but like the the hub like the Hollywood area and all that like yeah gross the way i hear like the people described um pretty gross um like fake and uh fame obsessed um bob kandler says which madagascar characters are these misogynate
Starting point is 01:00:32 tristan tate sneko aden ross and the fresh and fit guys i feel like um fresh and fit guys are the penguin i know i was thinking fresh and fit are king julian and his and Maurice do you think yeah because I was thinking Adam Ross for King Julian he's kind of fruity
Starting point is 01:00:55 hmm but I kind of see what you're saying the fresh the like duology thing yeah fresh is um mort
Starting point is 01:01:09 yeah yeah who's Maurice who's Maurice fit no he's too um large and in charge
Starting point is 01:01:23 no um uh the do have you ever seen clips from the whatever podcast um it's like a similar vein of this stuff there's been a clip going around the other day because though he had um have you ever seen that channel jubilee
Starting point is 01:01:36 the like 50 assholes versus one ordinary human yeah yeah that kind of stuff yeah someone off the jubilee channel went on to the whatever podcast to do like a debate um a woman and there was a part where this the dude like brings up a like a jar of mustard or whatever and like hands it to her and she can't open it as like an own and she hands it back and he can't open it even and he's like well yeah because your hand put grease all over it like you need oh my god get me a paper towel to wipe the grease up yeah what a fucking loser can't even
Starting point is 01:02:14 in your intro. So that dude can be Maurice. Isn't that as fucking grinchy as fuck? That's so lame. Holy shit. What about the main four? Andrew and Tristan. Alex and Marty? Yeah, they've got to be Alex and Marty. Let's be real. Interchangeably. It doesn't matter which is which. No, Andrew is Alex. Let's be honest.
Starting point is 01:02:41 Okay. Which leaves Sneiko and Adam Ross. Melman and Gloria Sneco can be Sneco's Melman vibes to me Yeah, Melman, yeah I was feeling the exact same way Even though it doesn't map that well
Starting point is 01:02:56 With Aiden Ross On to Gloria Who cares I still think Edom Ross is Julian I can see the argument But
Starting point is 01:03:10 Um Charlie said Bear Bear Boys, what are your opinions on Eurovision? I feel that in the UK it gets a pretty bad rap and isn't taken seriously. People see it as cringe and full of cheesy Euro-trash songs, but don't give it a chance to expose them to great artists from other countries. Sure, it might have songs every year that are stupid, but it's all part of the fun. There's been so many artists from over the years that I found through Eurovision that I wouldn't have seen otherwise. Barbara Pav. Pavri? from France. Montaigne from Australia.
Starting point is 01:03:41 Go A from Ukraine, to name a few. Also as a jarling from Swindon, it's crazy hearing you talk about it. So I saw my first Eurovision. I went to like a Eurovision gathering. Yeah, I saw my first one a couple years ago. I, if I was by myself, I'd never watch it. Yeah. But it was kind of a fun, like, excuse, I guess, to just hang out for a few hours.
Starting point is 01:04:06 It needs to be like a background thing. Yeah, and you have to have like drinks. Yeah, you need to, you can't put down the cup while, yeah because like towards the end there were whole like sections where like I just left the room and just had like a conversation like in the kitchen for like 20 minutes yeah yeah and just came back it wasn't that serious but for me the more serious it was the lamer it was I wanted the Euro jank Euro trash
Starting point is 01:04:33 that's what I was there for and uh any deliveries somewhat ironically I wanted Germany to win was it to me I thought they had the best song yeah um was it about red bull i wish and it's not just because of the red bull guy i swear um it was funny there was a little bit of drama with like the the end of the the tally of the votes like israel were winning by like miles until austria took it at the end so it was a little bit of controversy um but it was it was fine it was fun i guess i don't i don't understand watching it like i guess it's week by week and i guess they're performing the same song every week yeah so like i don't i don't get that how how was the ukays song awful was it because last year it was
Starting point is 01:05:27 i think yeah i was told that we're apparently just always awful um well no because we practically won the one in god we would have won if if uh if ukraine wasn't getting destroyed by russ not in your revision yeah that's like part of it supposedly is like there is like a politics angle yeah for sure um i find it funny that like for the first year they were like yeah let's all stand with ukraine and then it was old news come yeah yeah yeah boring old old yeah yeah but that song to be fair was actually all right the star I like, yeah, the goofier If it can channel the, you know,
Starting point is 01:06:19 you know, like, Cocoa Jamba kind of vibes. The more it was like a Cocoa Jambo type feeling. What epic sax guy? Yeah. What a classic moment. Exactly. And there was like one about like, I can't remember which country it was,
Starting point is 01:06:33 but it was a whole song about like being in the sauna. Like just something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just goofy as hell. Yeah, but also like you can relate to that. Can you? I think I've been. in a sauna once in my life. Yeah, yeah, but like
Starting point is 01:06:46 you can... The concept you can connect. Yeah, yeah. Being sweaty. Being slippery and sweaty. Bilbo smashing says that's it. I'm setting the record straight. In that episode we all have our own worlds. Alex talks about his 2D soldiers existing in a 3D
Starting point is 01:07:08 plane, thus being invisible from all angles except one. That's not how 2D soldiers work. book, Alex. Yeah. And you should know better being a gamer and all. Many video games from the 90s have 2D sprites in 3D planes. Doom, anyone? In these games, the sprites always face the player no matter what angle they're seen from.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Alex's 2D soldiers are not actually very hard to see, but incredibly detectable. Bear Bear, love the cast. Also, that episode I mentioned is one of my favorites. Pod on Pod Boys. Wait, that's not true either. I disagree. With what? I disagree.
Starting point is 01:07:44 because they're programmed to always face the player yeah that's what i was going to say i disagree with that but you're still wrong in what you said originally me no why no they'd be viewable from all angles except one yeah but that's what i'm like they're soldiers they're trained that is their training as to always stay at that angle uh so then they they turn and then kill you yeah that's what i was picturing right so like imagine a cool idea for like an assassin yeah so imagine mr game and watch Like, looking at him from the side. Yeah, he'd be invisible.
Starting point is 01:08:18 Yeah, basically, or a line. Would he be a line? Or would he be actually invisible? If he's restricted truly to two dimensions, then in the third dimension, he doesn't exist, right? Yeah, I guess you're right. The perfect 2D soldier. Yeah, Mr. Game and Watch.
Starting point is 01:08:36 An assassin. Remember McDonald's had, like, Game and Watch games. Yeah, God, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. So, um, Bilbo Smashings, I think you're double wrong.
Starting point is 01:08:50 Yeah. You're wrong in two dimensions. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Agreed. Mm. Bloody agreed. Um,
Starting point is 01:09:03 Gingaloidic says, do you guys know of the Fermi paradox? It's basically the idea that if intelligent intergalactic alien species existed, their presence would be clear. This leaves two possible options The first being that the existence of life is so rare That it just hasn't happened anywhere near us The second are more interesting to me
Starting point is 01:09:22 Is that every time an intelligent species develops They destroy themselves Through what they create Or the toll it takes on their planet Which I think paints a clear picture And what is in our near future I honestly think that anyone who believes We will someday be colonizing other planets
Starting point is 01:09:36 Properly needs to be sent on a one-way rocket To Zog Blaxian Prime Sign me up I want to go to this is old Blackseum Brime. I need to triple check this because... 2D check it. 2D checkers. I'm just doing a 3D check at the moment.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Well, I'm going to do a 2D check. Contradiction between the high. What do you learn? I mean... I just think it's not that easy to find. I think if Like other life you mean Well yeah put yourself
Starting point is 01:10:17 In a different galaxy And then try and find earth Like when you look up Like a whole galaxy is just a dot Right So then you need some crazy tech To look further than that And like we're not getting the
Starting point is 01:10:33 The clearest pictures You know I'm pretty sure The That evidence of of our life isn't that obvious from other places You're just not looking hard enough
Starting point is 01:10:47 into the astrology Yeah maybe Maybe my astrology is off on this one But that's my gut reaction You know Because the vastness is fucking ridiculous Yeah And the timeframes we're talking about as well
Starting point is 01:11:02 Yes Yeah Which is an important part Because that's something I heard Brian Cox say was that um he thinks it's with how long time is right like life has existed for like a few what what is it like tens of millions of years on on earth um longer but hundreds of millions isn't it i don't know if it's that long like just life right let me let me do some research Jamie pull it up.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Alex, pull it up. How long has life existed? Around 3.8 to 4.1 billion years ago. That long? Yeah, because I was thinking just in terms of dinosaurs, there's hundreds of millions of years. I thought it was tens of millions. Is it hundreds of millions?
Starting point is 01:12:01 I'm pretty sure it's hundreds. And we believe life has existed for this many billions? Yeah. the earth itself being about 4.54 billion years old wow but so and the universe is what 13. It's like 13.8 billion years old
Starting point is 01:12:25 I guess that's the theory right? Well no it's like fact okay just on the dinosaur thing um The era is about 186 million years. Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:46 Or the whole thing lasted for. Like the, uh, yeah, they call it the Mesozoic era. Wow. Yeah. Dinosaurs were chilling that fucking long. Yeah. Jesus Christ. So they're still like apex compared to how long we've been apex, right?
Starting point is 01:13:01 Yeah, we've had no time at all. We've had about 200,000 years as we know it. Yeah. Which is a ridiculously small amount of time. Um. And if we're already heading for like AI detonation, humanity's fucking ever. That kind of makes sense to me that like, it's like the mass effect cycle thing. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:23 But you just reach a certain point and then just destroy yourself. And then hundreds of millions of years past and then maybe something else does it? I think we are just like the, what's that thing Joe Reagan would always say? like the the reproductive organ of AI Darth Vader you know
Starting point is 01:13:46 that's the zines like we birth a new like species the new apex you know the time of man is over we're handing it to the the Darth Vader's the autanoids
Starting point is 01:13:59 yeah wow yeah the thing Brian Cox was saying was that it like We've had, I guess, that 200,000 years, which in the grand scheme is nothing. A blip of a blip of a blip. Yeah. So maybe there have been like other societies on other planets throughout time.
Starting point is 01:14:21 And maybe they average out like 500,000 years. But then the chances of those overlapping and finding each other. We're still at a point where like there is debate among us like that. that dinosaurs were even real Yeah You know I guess I guess
Starting point is 01:14:43 The dinosaurs have more time To figure shit out You know Yeah And the fact like You're not actually finding their bones You're finding like Imprints basically
Starting point is 01:14:54 Yeah It's more like Just proof Mm-hmm You're not finding them It's so cool Yeah Don't get much cooler
Starting point is 01:15:04 rocks don't get much cooler da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da right let's do two more mindless leave two two one has up an ultimate one bear bear gentle burgers thoughts on attachment theory do you know anything about attachment theory is this like anxious attachment and that sort of thing friend friend attached
Starting point is 01:15:30 it's a psychological and evolutionary framework that explains how emotional bonds especially between infants and caregivers form an impact development. It suggests that humans are biologically predisposed to form attachments to ensure survival and well-being. These early attachments influence how individuals form relationships and cope with stress throughout life. I've heard of it before. It makes some things make sense to me. That's like a theory or a some people's behaviours sometimes? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:09 That's just a theory, an attachment theory. I feel like a lot of this sort of thing is, um, like it's less of a science than it's chalked up to be. Like, not to say that it's not valid,
Starting point is 01:16:27 but it's, yeah, it's very much like a theory. You know? Yeah. It's like we're analyzing how, people function. Yeah, because I started reading this book the other day. Um, I bought it in an airport called, uh, what is it called? Something surrounded by idiots. Hmm. With like another like
Starting point is 01:16:51 theory of how to categorize people into colors. They do it. Right. It's like red, blue. Which is the idiot color? Um, there's no idiot color. The thesis is more. about trying to help you understand the kind of pockets people fall into as far as the way they communicate right because the the dudes who wrote the book were like um they applied this through the realm of like business i guess right that's how they came up with it as he was like interviewing some CEO type dude and the CEO guy was like super standoffish and like like an asshole um and got him thinking about like the different ways people communicate i guess um i've only read like a little bit of it and i wasn't sure how's feeling about it but um is it a grind sat a book no it's more about just like but it's not really something i feel like i struggle with i guess like understanding the different ways people like communicate yeah um or present themselves yeah yeah that's never really been like a groundbreaking mystery to me
Starting point is 01:18:04 so maybe it is more illuminating for others who struggle with that more but um it's all just game theories at the end of the day everything's just we don't know shit we don't know shit man we're just kind of learning so i'd call that a um an anxious ambivalent attachment with a little hint of disorganized attachment Is that Is disorganized attachment An attachment
Starting point is 01:18:39 Uh Yes says it here Children exhibit Contradictory behaviours Indicating a lack of consistent Or organized strategies For coping with separation Or something
Starting point is 01:18:55 Just give me my rebel Can't just hand me a rabble please Alright let's do one more I found a very nice one to end on. A really beautiful one to end on. Fnug's dad, says Bear Bear Bear. Do either of the lads have a lucky number? Personally, mine is 42 for the following reasons.
Starting point is 01:19:24 In the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, they ask a planet-sized computer of what the meaning of life was. Its answer was 42. A club I frequent at uni, 42s. My current neighbourhood, the number 42, is graffitied everywhere. Even Jarre. During Corncast, it ended on episode 42. I did find that weird. Then you guys did an episode 42, 2, instead of Corncast episode 43.
Starting point is 01:19:46 Trust me, now I've told you this, you'll see 42 everywhere. Even two weeks ago, someone's Reddit name ended with 42. Bear flipping bear, lads. This reminds me of that Jim Carrey movie. What's at the number? Yeah, 21. It's everywhere. but this is this is a right listen humans look for patterns and you notice it like once i got
Starting point is 01:20:11 obsessed with propagating this certain type of ivy now i see it everywhere yeah yeah because you've been trained to see the pattern it's the you know the the red mini thing yeah once you put that in your brain or like you get your car and it's like a toyota yaris then suddenly you're like oh there's like Toyota Yarrisons everywhere just because you've like never caught on to the pattern yeah yeah you're not like analyzing it you don't know the little details which I think is part of why people fall down conspiracy things so often so look at this pattern um yeah trying to find like a pattern in the chaos type thing because you can you can sort of like force things to fit a pattern as well you you definitely can once you start looking for something and then you're more like looking for it
Starting point is 01:21:02 yeah for sure actually being like this something that i find strange that happens quite a lot when i'm listening to music and i'll like see a thing and then in the song there'll be like a lyric that matches the thing i've looked at hmm or the other way around where like i'll hear them say a word and then i find yeah like that thing but again that's just the same thing of like being made aware because of a stimuli yeah yeah yeah um like i'm the one making the link yeah um but i did find that quite weird though because i've always i've always loved that as a section of hitchhacker's guide the number 42 being the super could be a number that it just settled on and the fact there were 42 episodes of corncast um
Starting point is 01:21:54 it means something right it's got meaning dude I attribute meaning to it. Or something. Once you say or something, you start seeing something everywhere. Yeah. Once you start drinking Red Bull, you start seeing Germans just everywhere. But I don't have a lucky number. No, I don't either.
Starting point is 01:22:22 I buy lottery tickets every now and again. and I'd never win, so I don't have a number that I think works for me. My lucky number. My lucky number? My lucky number. Actually, that's not how statistics work, please? Actually, hmm? Don't you think statisticians are just the biggest losers?
Starting point is 01:22:49 I actually find it quite interesting. Fucking loser. I love statistics. Do you? Yeah. I love statistics. I've got a little statistic for you. One in five people drink Red Bull.
Starting point is 01:23:05 One in five people can't put down the cup. It's probably higher, to be honest. I just realized we've got that, um, that lean lighting today. Fucking purple. Yeah. The Dave Blount's episode. be like shouldn't support him he's a very bad individual or something do you think I mean
Starting point is 01:23:36 he's like ghost writing for Garnier do you think he ghost writ the song no no oh right maybe did you see young people I don't know who organized it but like a ring of people like joined I don't know if they literally linked arms but they formed a circle around Diddy's star in Hollywood is, you know, Walk of Fame. Oh, right. And sang that song. The H.H. song? Kanye's H.H. song.
Starting point is 01:24:15 Okay. Yeah. And it's turned into this whole like free speech bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really fucking embarrassing. I feel like this, the whole free speech thing all along, was this. This is what it was about. It was about this and the
Starting point is 01:24:31 the M word. Like I want to say whatever slow, what I want. I want to be a fascist though. Yeah. Pussies. Anyway, I guess on that, lovely note, um,
Starting point is 01:24:46 4 plus 2 is 6. 6 divided by 2 is 3. 3. I have a willy and two balls 3. Willie and two bulls.

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