JAR Media Posdact - Angry Joe Loves Beans (Proof) - JARCAST Episode 144

Episode Date: December 17, 2018

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Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the JARCAST episode 144. I'm your host, Alex, joined here today by Jim. Who's slightly more overweight than last episode? Who's slightly more overweight than last episode? And James, who's over there? You're going to say anything? You're just going to sit there like a floppy fish. Yeah, I'm over here.

You know, just having... Fucking floppy fish. I'm malnourished at the moment, because... Alex and Jim made... We'll talk about that in a minute, you little floppy fucking fish over there, just flobbing about. So this is the Jarkass.

We just like, we're chilling, you know, we do that and stuff. Before we head into the show, I'd like to thank the patrons, the members of the JARME over there who support the show, make it possible. They made it possible to go on iTunes and Spotify and all that,

so thanks to all of them. Jarlings or Jami? Are you in the jar? you are you a jarling or are you in the jar me if you support us on patron charmie jar whichever one they choose okay this it's it's the genders of jar ah or you can be you can be non jarnery okay what am i you're um awyan you're king nice i'm king anyway james what are you saying about uh okay flip flipping and flosh in or whatever.

So it is a Friday evening in the jar in the jar HQ. I've just come back from a very long week of overtime and I'm starving. So after a very long debate about food, I get

bullied into driving these people. Not bullied. No, you should say a bully. We sit around playing smash bros like, oh, I'm really hungry. Yeah. This is, this is fight. Sorry.

This is always how it goes. Jim, what we have in for dinner? I'm hungry. And then I'm like, um, this or this. And then Alex is like, nah,

don't want this or this. And then, uh, James is like, what about this? And Alex is like, eh, don't want this.

And then it, it comes down. I'm normally the most flexible. No, it comes down normally to you being like, oh, whatever then. I don't care. And then James being like,

Yeah, I'm cool with whatever, Jim, what do you want? So I've always got to decide, and it pisses me off. So I'm very glad today that you came up with the idea of beans. I was, I love beans, right? No joke, I genuinely fucking love beans. I think if you don't love beans, you're a worthless piece of fucking fish. You're just wrong. You might as well just get out of here.

You might as well, if you don't like beans, if you don't like fucking beans and you're listening to this episode, I'm sorry, but fuck off I like how food over the senders you're looking at me because you know I don't like beans You do like beans No, we were in fucking Tesco

and I was like Oh James we're not going to make a fucking pasta We're not going to have fucking pasta anymore Instead we're going to fucking Make nachos the most delicious nutritious healthy meal of the mall

That happened to be full of beans Of course And when we went over to the I said there and then I don't like refried binds Of course refried beans Everyone knows a huge

Necessary ingredient of fucking nachos Incredibly important Well there There are cowardice nachos Which is Notchos with cheese microwaved on top If you're a fucking coward A fucking

Flippity floppity fishes over there A couple little fucking little people running around being wrong you do that you do cheese tortilla chips

microwave it's fucking pathetic get out of here with that get out of here even I wouldn't do that to be fair should I should I make the thumbnail for this episode the delicious

I said I wouldn't do that I do salsa that's wrong just not beans should should for the thumbnail of this episode I use the delicious platter of ultimate nachos that we made. They weren't. Well, they were.

They were. Have the platter and then Photoshop Angry Joe having a munch. I'll do my best. By the way, our current plan is to have Angry Joe incorporated into every episode of the Jarcos from now on. So this one is Angry Joe loves beans? Question mark. So basically. I think we agreed on that beforehand, yeah.

Their excuse for meal. Because it wasn't a meal. I didn't eat. The beans made it a fucking meal, James. Without the beans, it's just a stupid snack. That's what it is. Natchos is not a meal. It's a snack.

You don't go to think I have some nachos. Why am I so satisfied and full then? Yeah. Why do I actually feel... Because you're lying to yourself, because you think it's a meal. So, I ended up ordering dominoes by myself. But let's reel it back a sec. James is racist.

100%. So go to Mexico. Oh, he would starve. And see what the Mexicans think of your opinion there. They would be butchered. Yeah, I would. You would be butchered and put into nachos yourself. The cartel would come and just kill me.

And eat you in nachos? Yeah. I'd go to a restaurant and be like, can I not have three-five beans? The whole of Mexico be aware. And every cartel would just come up in their fucking vans and gun me down. If I remember, YouTube has that ability to have like a vote thing, don't they? And like the card, if you press on the card, I can put the vote in of

do you like beans Yeah So No because Every time we have a vote I always lose Yeah because your opinions are shit No

No it does not It's as simple as that day Brilliant quote No Not at all Anyway I have huge fucking news News I've been wanting to tell you guys

For goddamn weeks But I keep forgetting Okay, what's the news? Come on. JAR Twitter, of course, at Four Funnies. Oh, yeah, you said... Yes, I know what's happening. At Four Funnies, a great Twitter account. Lots of important stuff goes up on there all the time.

I put a picture on there weeks ago, and I just happened to be looking at the JAR media emails, and I see a notification. Oh, what's this? DMCA takedown strike on Twitter content. Oh shit I of course post a lot of stuff on Twitter So it was like oh I wonder what it could be

So I go and I read through the email and I see Oh this video's been this picture sorry Has been taken down off Twitter because it's it's someone else's content And the owner really wanted it taken down Because it's stealing their content away Do you guys can you guys guess what the content was It was a dog picture True, right?

That a smiling dog sat on the fucking sofa creepy smiling dog got JAR Media a DMCA takedown on Twitter I'm not joking Who owns the smiling dog then?

Well here's the thing right Whoever owns, they must have like an Instagram with like Pit Bulls on it And I didn't realize it was a screenshot from like a video of a pit ball like really creepily smiling. Yeah, it sounds like a horrible

video. I thought it was like doctored in some way because it's like this horror, this picture of this pit bull kind of smiling maniacally looking like a creepy pasta. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like Jeff the killer, but as a dog. It looks like it does like Jeff the killer. I think I've actually I think I've uploaded it to Argy's Instagram and one of the like, it's right pictures.

So it might be on there anyway there's a little secret but um the owner took the picture down lame because they they said it's my original content um please don't copy it and share it's a screenshot from a video of it smiling not cool yeah man no that's funny that's funny because they must have like reverse searched their own image to try and It was just like, yes, someone's used this. But I only got it because I saw one of the jarlings reply to a tweet with that screenshot. That's where I found it originally.

So it must already be a meme somewhere, you know? I wouldn't say it's a meme. What would you call it then? A memetic image. A funny image. A really funny image that I send to you quite often. An okay image. What about the version of it where the nose has been photoshopped off?

I can't even think of that version. So a Fortnite streamer beat his wife live on air. I've seen this. Keemstar tweeted, he just played... The name of the tweet was, um, Fortnite streamer beats wife, exclamation mark. And it's a video of, um, it's this Australian bloke. Of course, he's Australian. Yeah, and, um, he's playing, he's playing, he's playing for family from Australia, actually.

And so do I? And, uh, he's playing Fortnite and his wife, his pregnant wife comes over and is like, uh, stop playing Fortnite. And he's like, I'll be out soon. And she's like, you've been on for all fucking day. Mm-hmm. Stop playing Fortnite. So he gets up and smacks her. Not smacks.

It's actually a horrible video. It's horrible. Yeah, it made me feel wrong watching it because he gets up and she's not on the screen. But he throws a punch off screen full force. And then you just hear her screaming. Mm-hmm. It's fucked up, man. But then.

It just keeps escalating. But then she goes back for more. Because he goes back and sits down. He doesn't. doesn't get the victory right out so it was all for nothing in the end um they've both been arrested by the way really mm-hmm suppose it is sort of child abuse yeah i mean they ever they already have a kid if if if she was sound in the head leave he's playing fortnight all day perfect opportunity to get in a car or call a relative or whatever and just go away from that

monster yeah but no she just yells at him and gets punched multiple times in front of their other child you can hear screaming yeah yeah the other they have another child who's screaming in the background it's a truly disturbing it's fucking horrible yeah if I imagine when when abuse is like that sometimes that the person is too afraid to like one away or get away from it that's a thing but if you go but if you the thing is if she was afraid of the consequences she wouldn't have gone back I guess yeah she wouldn't have done the same thing again. It's just too fucking...

But how thick does one have to be to be streaming Fortnite and beat their wife live on air? Fuck nerd. To their nine viewers that they entertain. I'm sure everyone in the chat just pressed F. Mm. Yeah, yeah.

So, uh, yeah. Not very nice. Ruin family right there. Absolutely. It was ruined before. Is that what caused we were to do? do the whole um whole thing when we were playing like siege or something

who's attending to be Australian oh yeah was that is that what caused it maybe I don't have you seen it best wishes go out to the poor children yeah yeah the children of those families

are the ones that are fucked over the most yeah because they're just destined for failure yeah while they're well their innocent little brains are developing not only are they being subjected to bad Fortnite playing, so they'll be shit at Fortnite. Yeah, they'll never get a victory royale.

They'll never get victory royals, but they'll also probably be quite emotionally damaged. Yeah, that as well. Why are you smiling? It's not fucking funny. You're the one that was smiling while looking at me. I didn't do shit,

though. That's only because I was remembering that picture of that dog smiling. That makes me upset. I have a question. Question for you guys moving on topics, because I don't want to talk about women being beaten anymore, particularly. Why? Well, okay, we can keep talking about. What more do you have to say about the topic, Jamie?

It's bad. It's disgusting. Well, that's a fresh new take. Hot takes, the hottest of takes here on jar. For real, though, jokes aside, what can't? Yeah, well, fuck, it's a general. It's almost good in a way that he left it streaming because it means he's been arrested. Yeah.

but it's like a grown man reacting like that yeah if you're like if it's a kid like hitting his mum on the leg because she wants him to stop like a six year old a tubby six year old like cartman from South Park yeah screaming like a true little baby

he's a hysterical little kid but a man a man doing that man who should have the responsibilities of being a father playing Fortnite first of playing Fortnite is embarrassing enough to his 16 viewers that watch

prioritising his 16 Twitch viewers over his fucking screaming children 16 Twitch viewers They have to start somewhere But I'm saying if you're prioritising Your 16 Twitch viewers over your screaming child And your wife

Because I think she was just like Dinner's ready At first or something And he was like I'm gonna play fucking Fortnite Or whatever you know So yeah Anyway, moving on from that.

Uplifting topic. We were, as James was bitching about how bad the, uh, the nachos were, which were, were incredible and... If, for those out there, for those out there listening and watching, the thumbnail of the video, this includes on, on iTunes and Spotify, I believe, will be a picture of these nachos. Leave in the comments or fuck it in an iTunes review. Notchos look fucking nice. it has to be that word for word yeah otherwise we just won't be able to

you know we won't see it so yeah we'll just oh F yeah yeah but point is we were just make James look like he's wrong is that all this is

the thing I swear this is all this ever is you can have your own opinions you can have your own shitty we're just gonna we're just gonna have our egos lifted because more people agree with us yes

and more people agree with me about New Vegas yet you're like no sky room is better you fucking agreed Skyrim's not better New Vegas is a better game no no no no no no no no no stop you're gonna be fucking on board

that outer world's fucking train don't you even disagree bitch you're gonna be love that shit the bitch wasn't necessary because I was the first one saying well that game looks really good that game's good to be incredible if it wasn't ugly and you're going to be jumping on this train I feel like a kid who's in between two parents

in an abusive relationship. Oh my God. Oh yeah. I forgot what I was even saying. Jarl Alex abuses James live on fucking James basically has bad opinions. No, no, no, no, no.

The fact that we need to put him on blast for the fact that he ruined Red Dead Renation 2 for himself. Yeah. Honestly, the worst thing you've ever done in your life. Have you ruined a god of war for yourself? Yes, he has. He ruined it for you as well. Yeah, you've ruined it for me as well.

himself but you fucking ruin it for gym I literally know nothing else I've only seen the ending why are you obsessed with endings he is obsessed because it gets to a point where I'm just like I want to know the ending yeah but you want to rob the

surprise the the entry I don't get entreatment from single play games I can't do it anymore I don't have the time to invest bullshit total bullshit EA's poster child right here

yeah how I'm busy because you only love live services you only play siege and forza They're not live services. Yes, they are. Yes, they fucking are, Jim, aren't they? Seedges. But at this point...

The Fielder is as well. Yeah, they both are. Okay, at this point, I don't even play Seed properly. Because every time I spawn, he shoots me. Every time. He kills me, like, every round. Anyway, I can't play it seriously. No one cares about how you play shitty siege.

Okay, John, put it this way. I don't play games because I'm busy pursuing my fucking dreams, Alex. I'm fucking on that house. That's not true. I'm on that. Every night at about 8pm, you're like, come on guys, let's play some siege. Because I've got to do something else before I sleep. I'm still on that quite.

That doesn't mean... Anyway. We were having a debate. No, we weren't. I was... I just randomly thought of a good idea to bring up and was like, oh, that would be a good idea. And then you're like, yeah, whatever. Picture this.

In your right hand, you hold a tiny Will Smith. Hello. Lift up the other hand, and in the other hand, lies Drake, the number one biggest music man in the world who, with such great talents have created songs such as Hotline Bling or

Your Mama. In My Feelings. In My Feelings. I'm upset. Things such as these. Two men stand in your hands. Two African-American men however the debate for this very moment is out of Will Smith and Drake which one is the whiter black man Drake

you know when a okay look is Will Smith still a sociologist that's sociologist you mean a Scientologist Scientologist I don't know I'll fact check that he's really cute though so

Will Smith is hotter. Yeah. Drake. By a long shot. Yeah, I'd pick. Drake, he's more white. You think white Will Smith is whiter than black Will Smith? No, I didn't say that at all, Alex.

What? Why did you say that? What's he called Drake? That actually his name? Did you just call Drake, white Will Smith? They are very much. they're very similar no no

they're completely different no yes put on a will smith song and overlay a drake song and there you go and you got something great

the men and black song we are the men in black galaxy defenders and then and I sit that's it that I'm on my head of disrespect do you know what I mean though

you know like some some everyone everyone one's rated in terms of like their that now that is a white guy Ben Stiller ultimate white guy right Alex the Lion Alex the Lion from Madagascar

Ultimate White Guy Chris Rock Ultimate black guy Yes Why does it have to Why is it now we're like talking about being Ultimate in a way Like colours I

Why does it matter Who cares It doesn't mean ultimate as in superior It means He defines what whiteness is Yeah When you think white guy You just

You close your eyes and you let your brain wander and you know that thought exercise that therapists do where they say like what comes into your mind when I say white guy you will say Ben Stiller and if they said

if they said whitest black guy you would think either Will Smith or Drake I've never thought I've never thought Will Smith is the whitest black guy ever to be honest

if a therapist asked me who's the like you're getting a new therapist. Whatever. If someone asked me, like, white guy, I'd think of Alex. Okay, I'll take it. No, but the therapist asks you, whiteest black guy.

Yeah, you wouldn't think of me, would you? I'd think of Ruben. No, because Ruben's not black. Ruben's mixed race. Rubin is the whiteest mixed race guy. I'm not going to think of these obscure, like, celebrities. No, that goes to logic, Jim. Yeah, that's logic, for sure. I think about the things closest to me that I actually know.

Like, you're probably the whitest black guy, I don't know. Jim is the whitest black guy, you know. What about Will Smith? You know who Will Smith? Men in black? Yeah, the white guy. You know that TV show where he says this is a story? What?

Oh. The, yeah, that one. Prince of Bella. Prince of Bell, yeah. Do you know what's weird about the Prince of Bel-Ear? It's sick as far I never thought about it It's like that

Because to me a Bel Air is a car So I just thought It was about a car Nice Okay That's pretty cool Can you answer the question Yeah

You'd say Drake Did you can Can you get the answer On the sign Top top Top I can't find it Jim Because it's just

Has that become like a question You know In your life He's the whitest black guy That stop dwelling on that Answer the question This isn't equal This isn't

No this isn't right You're triggering me now Because you didn't talk about the ultimate Asian so we can do that after we need to we need to we need to settle this great debate okay it's Drake personally I think it is

Drake yes you don't you can't get away with creating a song called I'm upset and and somehow think you're cool wait so so you think to be a true black person you have to be emotionless no you have emotion Drake doesn't have emotion no he's saying he's saying he's upset

I'm saying what are white boys known for being prissy pathetic, a bit weak lame and that song I'm upset is that perfectly personifies that very thing because they put 50,000 on his head

which is disrespect it's not enough Jim what? I don't know oh she's got bounty 50K boys let's go get him it's not enough is my point you can't start off an epic rap battle with I'm upset

and then bring it back round to me thinking you're an epic cool dude I'm sorry, it's not going to happen. So, so is, in that logic... So, you are the most toxicly masculine in Jha? You're not allowed to be upset if you're a black man. No, I'm saying it's a shitty lyric and a shitty song from the shittiest rapper alive. So you're saying, if a white person is a rapper, they're inherently more shitty than a black person.

If they're a rapper, probably. so what you're saying is white people are worse than black people well when you put it like that so what you're saying is you are a feminist in more ways than one well

the blackest black man is um two pack because we're talking about musicians here and he wasn't like Drake saying about being set he was singing about shooting people so surely well there are quite a few of those so That would be more of an open debate. Surely, I was just a little bit racist.

They will, um, they will set to the, that one for themselves. Um, so I think we're in agreement. Drake out of those two is the whiter black man. I was just looking at a bit wasting. Well, so far it's two votes for Drake. Jim. Will Smith is a Scientologist. Debateably.

Well, I was not able to fact check that. Someone I'm sure will let you know. He, just like Tom Cruise. Lost a wife because of Scientology. Did he? Well, Jaden Smith's mama. Yeah. Really?

Mm-hmm. Wow. Tom Cruise is white. Will Smith? Is white? Uh, the guy from Pulp Fiction is white. Guy from Pulp Fiction. Yeah, the Scientologist from Pulp Fiction.

John Travolta? Yeah, he's white. Mm. That motherfucker? John Travolta's creepy, dude. You didn't answer the... Will Smith. Really?

Yeah. Drake's thinking about being upset and having money, come on. Will Smith was on the Disney Channel. Drake's been on the Disney Channel. Yeah, Drake was in fucking Ice Age, Jim. He was in Ice Age 2. That is a white man's movie. There you go, man.

No, no, Drake's sitting on that Scientology box. though. Look at Will Smith movies though. And men in black in which the majority of the men in black are white. Okay. Hancock. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. White ass movie right there. No, that is. That is. Bright. YouTube rewind. No, bright. That's an urban movie. Yeah.

Drake, Drake wins for the whitest black man. Is this really what jar has become? Will Smith's Scientology school closes due to parents' outrage. What closes? It's just a headline that caught my eye. Well, did it, read it again. Will Smith's alleged Scientology school closes doors due to parents' outrage, question mark. What the fuck?

Whoa. Nice. I'm not gonna read it. Good job, Will. So, what was your question, James? You said you had a query. About the ultimate Asian. The ultimate Asian.

I don't know, you know. What was your actual, like, question? That, this is why I'm just saying. Who or what is the ultimate Asian? Yeah, tell me, who's the ultimate Asian? No, you said. Yeah, you have to start it. Because we were not, we were not invested in this question.

Well, it's just about music taste. Is this right to music like we said? We don't know anything about Asian musicians, James. Apart from Joji. Yeah, he is the ultimate Asian. Isn't he mixed race? Yeah. So he's inherently...

So James says the ultimate Asian is only half Asian. That tells you a lot about James. Yikes. Oh, no. I just want to say that his music is shit just like drakes. How does that make him that ultimate Asian? Yeah. The ultimate Asian is whoever...

wrote um love deterrence for metal gear solid peacewalker that song is fucking awesome what's your question there was no question i'm joking who's the ultimate asian i don't know um joji i can't really think of many Asian stuff top of my head

Bruce Lee honestly in this part of the UK you don't really see very many Asian people no well Indians are Asians if you're discounting that section of the world I'm shut the fuck up I didn't say that I didn't say nothing you started laughing I didn't say no

you know what I mean when you say Asian yeah you mean Shut the fuck up James, that's so racist I didn't do it I didn't do it And I thought And I thought the question

about Will Smith and Drake was going to get racist I wasn't racist We really need Rubin here for when we are topists like this Just to make us look less inherently racist Yeah Even though Well, it's just saying you don't see many, like, Chinese or Japanese people. You get the odd, uh...

Anyway, we're going to abandon this and come back in the next bit after these messages. Yikes. So this is the second part of the show where we answer questions from the JAR community. Hopefully, less racist ones. Um... Any racist person here is you. No. No, you are.

How? We just proved it in the last segment. Moving on. Question number one. If you want to leave your own questions head over to the JAR Media Reddit, send IHE a message on Twitter. That won't get you answered on this show. But going to the JAR Media Reddit, wait on... Dick the head as the top question this week.

Yes, Led. Roll play idea. Oh, fuck. No, James, it's all about you. It's all about you. James talks about cars until the other cast members get annoyed. Oh shit. that's not a role play that's just real life yeah no no wait no on the subject of that

i have this sneaking suspicion that people think i'm like i talk about cars all the time and that's not the case i don't talk about cars that much you you talk about cars every opportunity you're given not that's not true that is not true well when someone asked me about something i'm just saving for x part for my car or i'm doing this this is my what about when you're driving anywhere and you'll take any chance you can get to point to point out what

brand like drivers around you the cars are you're like no of course of course what I mean by every that's that's that's for comedic effect because you scream laugh at the back so I'm just like it is funny yeah

I don't do that like when I drive I'm quiet I don't do anything obviously you wouldn't say it to yourself quite weird No, but listen, listen, listen No, you're making me out to be more weird than I am What I just mean is like We have a friend One other friend that

You make her sound a bit sad No, one other friend That talks about cars Yes, we do, yeah That as a group And every opportunity you get You will, in our group chat Just go on for paragraph

After paragraph after paragraph about it's like James is writing in a foreign language I have no idea me and him doing it though because we're both talking but to be fair

it's like you guys all do that other thing you like whenever you can you'll constantly talk about music games movies I don't like anything him and Rubin specifically but it's just like

when I get the chance to talk to our friend about that stuff I do because it's like that's your passion I'm not saying it's bad I know any means like you said before when you have

you connect you something like that it's like you yeah and that's what I have with him it's like we can like we've been in cars together and you're like what the fuck are they on about

and we're just like oh blah blah blah blah blah blah I like the car talk now now that I have my own car I can get involved you pretend to know what they're talking about oh yes that one's very good

nobody knows what like my car knowledge is so like horrible like so specific that like nobody knows I want about it's good though

it's good to be passionate about things you know what reuben asked me the other date when he was playing battlefield he asked me about a plane and I have I have such a disgusting memory that it's just like I knew it instantly of this obsecure Japanese plane or German plane I hate it obscure Japanese planes like how am I supposed

to know like random numbers with certain letters how do I know that example that's what like it's like I've said I have a really precise memory for things I don't need that's why I'm so good Christmas presents Go on the chase

and you might What was the Japanese plane used during World War II Well what one did you want to know There's like six What was out of these three options I'd fucking get that boom See James would be winning

10 grand from the chase If the question was how to pronounce obscure though I'm sorry that I'm not very good at English I'm just bantering No no

You've upset me You're a baby triggered Yeah, I am triggered Just because I was born With the speech impediment Doesn't mean you bully me You weren't born with it There was a time

Where you could say those things You think I could say ours Like You could I never noticed it until like Year 6 I've always had it I've never been able to pronounce ours

Ever Ah bullshit You're fucking lying to me You're not even the real James The real James The real James hated my guts True no

you're like an alien that's replaced James of all the people I love Jim the most I literally hate Alex the most yeah I believe it that's the most heartwarming thing

that's ever been said on the jarcast the real James wouldn't have said that but it was only it was said right next to the word hate attached to a person though so it kind of balances out

true no I love all of the jar equally except we agreed James is racist once again It's just putting into the racism kind of angle No we are like that though We can be like that we not racist

I mean like age I did not word that properly Anyway Not that Sam Smith says Madagascar Madagascar Madagascar Over and over and over and over again We watched last week We actually watched the ending of Madagascar

And it is way worse than I remember. Way better than I remember. It's better than I remember. Yeah. That part where the penguins come in and they're just taking out, um, what are they hyenas? The penguins are, the penguins of Madagascar are so incredible. They are honestly, I can't even describe how amazing they are. It's, it's like, they struck gold.

They did strike gold. They're so unique, they're so colourful, they're so fresh They're a diamond in the rough The rough being Madagascar No, because the dynamic between Alex, Gloria, Melman is awful No, it's cringe at me It is embarrassing The first movie where the whole thing of Alex

Like seeing things as me That is the level of me seeing you guys as biscuits In that really bad DC That's how cringe years. For reference, once upon a time we went into the woods and filmed some video where James was lost. James got lost

and got so hungry that when we found him, he saw us as biscuits. Which is the same with what Alex happens. Which is the exact same plot as Madagascar one. Except actually makes sense in Madagascar. It makes sense in that. It makes way more sense in Madagascar because he's in a zoo.

He's grown up in a zoo. He doesn't realize that meat comes from like animals. He just thinks it's like some thing it doesn't make it any less cringier it's still horrible I like that aspect of Madagascar 1 I think it's clever I think the pacing is awful in it though

Madagascar 1 yes why because the first part of the movie is them getting to Madagascar and then they have to have a whole arc once they get to Madagascar right no yeah because Alex the Lion his change only

starts like two thirds into the movie it's not true yeah it is no it's not Jamie you didn't see the beginning I've seen the beginning the whole

the whole point of the movie is that Alex Alex is happy where he is and he winds up being put in an environment where he's not happy

and Marty is the opposite that's where the tension and the drama comes from and Alex should just go up then when they have the conflict it just goes admittedly is resolved very quickly.

That's what I mean. Yeah. It's not a good movie. It's bad. It's a bad movie, but the penguins are in it. So it's a masterpiece. When I was a kid when I first watched it, I only cared about the penguins. They're fantastic.

Penguins are just great. The West of the movie is just dog shit. Yesterday, I watched the Christmas Madagascar special. Oh dear. Really good. Really fucking good. It was nice to see the characters not being forced to go on an... An adventure.

Earth-shattering adventure. Just them existing in Africa, doing their thing. They stay in Africa after Madagascar, too. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Mm-hmm. And then they tried to go back to New York again? Yeah, they get bored of Madagascar, I mean, Africa, and then...

Fuck off. Okay, that's bad Anyway, the question was Can we get a Is the Madagascar trilogy Blank as they say video Which I would love personally We've already got like

Three that need recording Which are This needs to be one of them I mean Jim have actually already recorded one That just needs to be finished edited But I'm so busy I've got way more to do What's a secret?

Yeah, it's a secret You can't say until it's been uploaded Well we can say after the cast but yeah I would love personally I would love to do that the only thing holding it back is these assholes that

I don't have enough stamina to watch it I'd rather go home yeah you fucking do don't be pathetic there's other things I'd rather do Boohoo can't watch Morty It's Morty Can't watch Mort and King Julian having a romp

I would I don't want to watch it Was King Julian in the zoo that show was that Rick and Morty before Rick and Morty Yes

Rick and Morty just completely copied Madagascar in every way What Now we know Why Madagascar's bad Batman begins

Fat Cop I haven't seen that name before, new one Yeah It's a fucking new one Arrow to partner. Hello, Jal Media. If YouTube approached you and gave you a huge budget to remake YouTube Rewind 2018, what would it be like?

Who would feature and what would be the story? Following the epic recent rewind being so out of touch from what people want, I was wondering how it would have played out if you four had been behind it. I'm sure the Penguins of Madagascar memes would be enough to warrant a Madagascar theme rewind. Okay, so surely there's no really no storyline in it really. It's just one of the scenes to connect together. No. This, no, look, how would we do it?

Start it the same way. They're in the bang bus or whatever it is, the Fortnite bang bus flying. But the penguins are in there instead. The penguins are the drivers. No, it's got like Ninja and KSI and all that a lot. They're all doing their thing. And then, Will Smith is in the bang bus this time. And then Will Smith is like, wait a minute, there was penguins over there.

And then the penguins are like, Kawoski analyzed. And the fucking bang bus goes flying. down into the ground and it's into Africa where the Madagascar crew are hanging out with Zoella you know and all that lot this is just your idea this is not jar this is Alex's idea of the YouTube and then the rock comes out and with Kevin Hart and is like yeah this is your stuff this is the jar so we have to put in what we like and then PewDie comes out and is like hey it's me and then Rick and Morty are like whoa we're in the wrong Dementia Morty

This is a crazy moment I would have Then Kenny comes out And then South Park is like We kill Kenny And it just keeps going and going and going But if you're adding that meme And you've got to add in

Leoy Jenkins I would have Ben Shapiro destroying libitards with facts In there He comes in as You know in Monsters versus aliens The villain

He's the giant robot Yeah Okay. And Seth Rogen, Gunge is like, Duh, you want to destroy Duh, as Ben Shapiro Fias is Lazyz.

I think Seth Rogen is shit. The soundtrack will be an RTJ song. The one from Venom. No, that's not a bad song. The Venom song, the Venom song is being it. Venom.

We're gonna go and get them. Apparently, of course, because Venom made so much money. Apparently, that obviously they're making Venom 2 and apparently Spider-Man's going to have a huge role in Venom 2. What Spider-Man? That's the

question. Bring Toby Maguire back. You know, into the Spider-Verse, Toby Maguire was going to be the voice of Peter Parker. And I'm glad he wasn't. I would not have liked that. Yeah, he's he sounds like a bitch.

He does sound like a bitch and he's the ultimate white boy alongside Ben Stiller. I like how we just crossed over that question, but okay. No, I thought he answered it quite well. What YouTube added in your media? What YouTubers do we leave out? Uh, no one really of importance. Uh, the Hoonigans.

Don't even know who they are. YouTube is that I would have in it. I'd have Jang bricks in it, obviously. Jambricks would build like... Let's all choose one YouTuber that's allowed to be in it. Jang bricks is mine. The Hoonigans. I don't know who they are.

Um, I would choose... Hickok for five. Hickok 4'5. Yeah, fuck it. He's just fucking shoots. He shoots at Jangbricks. He's building like a wall. He's building a Fortnite.

Yeah. Like something. I like it. He just gets out fucking like, fucking... In 1911. Lego YouTubers need their representation. Everything needs to... No, Lego YouTubers need their representation.

YouTube loves them. YouTube needs them. No, but that's the same thing. Like, all of this YouTube eBind it focuses on such a small margin of just beauty, vloggers and gaming. That's kind of it. And it's only scratching the surface of gaming.

It's just like Ninja. KS.I. And Markiplier. Not even Jack Septicai. Jack Septico should have been there. He's a Titan in the gaming community. I guess he's too close with Pudes. Yeah.

Too dangerous. Uh, no, because he, he, um, he ousted Pute, puge when he did the whole end thing. He was, he was all like against Pute, against, about it. Pudy's done some dumb shit. He's, he's just, he doesn't deserve to be on the platform anymore. Fuck him off. That's what I'd do as a business.

Bye. I'm sure that would go over well. YouTube deletes Pudy pie. YouTube takes all the Pudy pies subs away and puts them on Superwoman Superwoman No, they wouldn't do that They love Superwoman

They love Gabby show Yeah, they do Is she the monster? Yeah She sucks Who? Lily Singh or Gabby?

Who's the monster? Maybe she's the monster Gabby's show For those who don't know You know a lot about Gabby You literally have bought Gabby up multiple times on this cast

haven't you have this cast yes haven't not this is the first time when have I ever mention gab when have I ever mentioned the fucking Gabby show before you are must be on your own channel then I don't know I'm no the one I always reference on I G is Lele Ponds she's my go-to if something's shit I compare it to Lele Ponds I don't even know who Lele Pons is you don't want to know yeah just fuck me anyway we have another question or Another comment from Akpan Studios, one of the greatest, most prolific JAR fans out there. Hi, Jha, it's Ackpan again.

I posted this last Monday, but you never got round to it, so I'm going to just say it again here, since you guys wanted the third part to the trilogy. And it's a good story, so here goes. Last last Saturday, me and the female were spooning in her bed while listening to Jarkas in order. I'm catching her up. Look at him. and I ask her if she wants to go to prom with me, even though she goes to another school.

She said yes, which is really epic, and I just got to say this last thing before you move on to the next topic. You guys, I.E. and also Ralph, have been my rock these last four slash... Who the fuck is Ralph? I see him Ralph the movie maker. Yeah, he's not Jaff. Fuck Ralph off. He doesn't judge me on YouTube. Ralph can be in. True. Yeah, his name begins with our.

Yeah, yeah. Um, my rock the last four slash five years. I remember when Alex still had about 3,000 subs and did the Q&A and mini rants. I remember all the original skits and blabs. I used to play in the background while grinding for destiny raids. And I got to say, I wouldn't change any of the time I've spent with you guys for anything in the galaxy. But you know, he should change. No, he's not done yet.

You've taught me patience and passion. You've helped me find love and happy. and eventually pain when we all die and the sun sucks up in a billion years and I wouldn't have it any other way thanks again acpan well he the one thing he should change the sun sucks up that's how it was phrased yeah nice as fuck the one thing he should change is wasting his time on destiny for all you know he could have had a banging time well that's not okay because I did exactly oh nice comment though appreciate that he's living the high life and it's all thanks to jar yeah yeah jar jar is I want to say a sort of a religion yeah

we're at that point now speaking of do you want to buy a wanch in Australia or something you know right Australia that shit's too hot there's spiders you not get the reference do you don't get the reference for the person who was talking about that Indian guy saying had a cult in like Texas or something what what the fuck are you talking about

that wasn't in Australia there was that then America yeah that was in America yeah that was in America then what about that fucking cult in Japan who like fucking gas bombed a fucking train and they had a ranch in Australia did they how will we know that

you guys know nothing about right I was going to do a thirt I want to run a cult one day. Okay. What's your cult? I don't know yet.

I'm a wedding, a cult. My, my main problem is my lack of charisma. You have so much charisma gym. I'm like a fucking, like a fucking bored compared to you in charisma. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

100%. In Char, who's the most likely to start a successful cult? You? You. You already have a good baseline. Yeah. Okay.

But I really want to do it It would be a mad time What type of cult? Tell us your fucking plan here It would be What are people really afraid of? Spiders

No, I mean Yeah, the government That's really been done though But they're not at the moment Terrorists They're afraid of the opposite Isis They're afraid of their

Video games being taken away they are definitely afraid of that gamer cult where it's not going to be a very successful cult if you're basing it on gamers come on no that will make it more successful you already have addiction as the main thing yeah sell them like packs yeah like membership packs yeah packs and they get like a random outfit like it's just some shit five quid tesco t-shirt but they're don't know what they're gonna get so they're gonna buy more and more of these packs and I'm just raking it in like everyone's running the game of cult because you've got to teach them something you've got to make them crazy the cult is the you fuck

and take mad drugs so that's just society then isn't it really? No it's it's Rajneeshpuram but with with packs with bags serious trying to micro transaction life

no microtransaction Colts the government's trying to clamp down the government's trying to clamp down on these micro transactions these micro transactions yeah right but if we have packs

but not in games what the fuck is the government going to do then and I've already made they'll tax the packs no I've made my millions by the time they've gone around that corner I've made it but what about when when HMRC come for you

and they want to their tax money from them all those packs you know you can't put in a law and then and then expect you to already abide by that law before the law was in place

what the fuck you're talking about if you make money you need to pay tax on it I can pay tax I'm going to be making so much money from these tax that it doesn't even matter 50% tax it's not going to be 50% tax well if you earn that much money will be 50% well if I'm earning that much money then I'll be fine no you won't but i'm gonna do i'm not i'm not i'm not doing this shit in england

whether i'm doing it in some in monaco's there's no tax some some some buttflop place africa whatever you can buy you own like security company as well to keep you safe yeah and if you um they they attack you if you don't buy packs as often as i would like i don't think that's a cult though that just seems like a fucking like a dictator like Cole, you lure them in, check out these sweet packs, bro. Get a random t-shirt and then suddenly

they're buying six packs a day they're being held hostage by my private army of Africans. So basically you want to be like the business you own scratch cards because that's like a horrific addiction. So you want that because you watch.

You get more because you actually get a shirt out of it. But you can also get... No, you're guaranteed something. Which is the thing that scratch card is different about packs you're going to get something no matter what but you might get something of no value

it just might be a shirt that's got Pikachu combined with Deadpool on it yeah but I mean but then all you have to do is you only buy five green five quid shirts oh they're the rare ones

you're really likely to get a five quid purple shirt but shit the green one is rare as fuck so people keep buying these packs to get the green shirt Simple fucking business Okay, how did we get onto the subject? I don't know Jim, you're just stupid

Absolutely ridiculous Bino-013 says Thoughts on the Sonic movie being released in November of next year What do you think the movie will be like? Will there be any dibbys? The main character's a dibby Sonic's too cool to be a dibby

He's not cool He looks even lamer than he originally was. Has he been revealed? Yeah. Look, I just mean his outline. He doesn't look like Sonic. He's got like... He looks like someone who's fallen into a vat of like acid.

Like Sonic acid and become like a weird hybrid. He looks like a Spider-Man villain. Like a science experiment gone wrong. That involves a hedgehog. He's like ripped. He's got fat, quag. Ripped bys. Terrible idea.

Looks dog shit. Um, I cannot wait to see it. Yeah. Almost definitely gonna be one of the worst films of the year. Uh, you should be excited to watch like the porn parody when that comes up. Ha ha ha. Will there be any dibbies, there's the question. If that character cream is in it, or just...

cheese or whatever the fuck it's called that's a debby isn't there cream and cheese i don't know there's like the girl and her little thing her little ice drop they're called like ice and drop and um big cat whatever cat fat fat fat cat cat yeah fat cat that's a one it's not though is it the the bad guy from the beginning of food fight really didn't you watch that movie recently no I watched sausage party recently what movie did you just say food fight food fight with Charlie Sheen

he's on like the balloon or something and he's like I know what you're gonna do fat cat how the hell do you remember that nostalgia critic bro they're the same yeah apart from food fight is better I fucking despise sausage party I think it's the biggest You think food fight is better than sausage party?

Yeah, it's funnier. That's the best notification I've ever had. It probably is funnier, to be honest. It is funnier. And it has better actors in it. What, food fight? Yeah. Eva Longoria and...

It's got the dude from her fucking... Back to the future. Back to the future. Jake Lloyd. Is that his name? Yeah. It's weird. That's like a young person.

Yeah. but don't you think that makes you imagine a young dude Jake Lloyd yeah well he would have been young once that's how time works no but normally old people have old people names that's not true yes what about uh hmm

hang on let me just Google old people Michael Kane yeah he sounds young doesn't he he was young once he was a fucking yeah but now he is old and his name sounds old because he has an old name?

That's just the olden days you were you were, you were Stan Lee like an old person Stan Lee he sounds like a really old man

No he doesn't He sounds like he's been alive forever No he doesn't He's dead Okay how about this Christopher Lee Old man

Yep You guys are assholes You guys are fucking assholes If it was Chris Lee If everyone called him Chrisley it would be like Who's that young Whippersnapper

God you guys are asses No, Jim's correct on this one. I am correct. Willow Weave says if you could have any pet, no drawbacks. What would you get your grimy little hands on? Ooh, that's a good one. That's too difficult. I can't do it. A hippo. Oh shit.

You've been defeated. No, because like there was something I was watching that had like a fucking hippo in it. well that was it yeah the holy mountain there's like a hippo in it a real hippo really really weird yeah i'd have something that's a cat or wolf edgy as fuck a cat or a wolf are you fucking no like a big cat you can already get a cat you can like a big cat like a big cat a lion oh god that's so fucking embarrassing what i like them i prefer i would take having my cat that i currently have over like a jaguar. A harmless

bull. Yes, I don't know a jaguar. Just so when I get out of my jaguar, I can go pet my jaguar. That's pretty cool. That's cringy as fuck. I would say like some weird animal, some like really fucking... Alex would resurrect a dinosaur.

Is that an option? Yeah. No, that's not a bloody option. He said any... I'm out of a horse. I think it'll be funny to just like be a cowboy. Jim would literally just wide your house on a horse. There'd be a hitching point outside Alex's house Every single

I'm one else I joked about that today with my mother What About like if there was a hitching post Outside the house And there'd be like two cars and a horse And I just No

I actually I probably would buy horse as well I like horses Horses are cool I would like some kind of pig thing Pigs I like pigs Pigs are like hairless dogs

Um So I'd like a big round Piggy Piggie Pigg-pink piggy I'd call it pink That's shit When you just have that

So then you can have Argi the corgi And the pink piggy When you were younger you said You want a pig And you'll call it rasha That's pretty funny It's pretty shit

That's shit because you don't eat bacon Back then I did hey back then I fucking did you don't anymore you were literally mouthing off bacon earlier about how bad it is

don't don't talk bacon is overrated no it's not bacon fucking is overrated so much no it is bacon's like one of the worst meats

sorry about sorry you know bacon listen this is meat's ranked chicken chicken number one yep beef beef

then lamb yo yo yo yo yo hold up then crocodile shut up Shut up! Sausages are yum yum. No, no, sausages are absolute yuck. Absolute yuck. You heard it here first.

They're absolute yuck. Yeah, sausages, they're so hit or miss. I guess they never miss, huh? Mm-hmm. But listen. Bloody lovelies. No, they're bloody disgustings. Chains is really on one today.

I'm furious. Why? Because beef... Brees up... Billship. Yeah, that is bullshit. Because steaks are like... Stakes, burgers. Burgers?

Nothing that comes from a pig is as good as them. Right, listen, whoa, whoa, whoa. Horse must be up there by beef. No. No, because... Well, because we've eaten it for years, I'm knowing. Tesco was selling beef burgers... For years

With horse meat Yeah So surely Horse must be as good as beef We don't know We have no way We have no way to Alex have you not seen

That must be a lean lean meat Yeah that's fucking good meat Think about horrible You want big chubby meat No No because I'm fat and You just said the Pork is the worst meat

Yeah pork sucks man Puck Let me just talk about this for a minute Pork is the fucking worst meat in the goddamn world. Do you know, it's the best meat? Lamb, lamb's the best meat. Lamb is so strategically not that really good.

Do you have to have a... You have to really go for it once in a blue moon. And it's so expensive that you do have it once a blue moon, and it's fantastic. I'm... I like lamb... I like a little bit.

Yeah. You can't get a T-bone lamb, you know, and be just like, ooh-hoo-hoo! You can. Just... No, I... You can't eat that much lamb and have a great time.

You can, it's just be minty as fuck. Yeah, that's what sucks about it. You put mint with it, mint sauce. Fuck you. An apple with pork. Mint belongs in ice cream with chocolate. No, it doesn't. Pork chops are really shit, man.

No, that is horse shit. Pork belly is delicious. Pork belly is delicious. I said pork chops are shite. I said pork chop. They're not good. Pork chops are yum yum. No, they're not.

This suck. They are shit. They just made me think of the fucking Simpsons. Why? Because fucking Homer loves pork chops. Do you know what lamb makes me think of? What? The goddamn Simpsons, because that's what turns Lisa into a butter.

Okay, so we're chicken on this list. Where's chicken on this list? Because you forgot. Chicken was number one. We said it was the first. Why is it the best? What's better than chicken? No, it is James.

Do you love KFC? I had KFC like two days ago. There you go. You always eat chicken, James. Every time I see you, you're chewing down on a fresh slice of chicken. I ate chicken today? Like two hours ago. And?

It doesn't mean it's good. I reckon you only think chicken isn't good because you don't know what life is without it. Yeah. You don't realize how much you realize how much you rely on chicken. It's the most generic meat. Exactly. That's why it's perfect. It's why it's so important.

It can be just anywhere. Think about it. Chicken soup. Roast chicken. Disgusting. KFC. Disgusting. Chicken burger. Fantastic.

Chicken slice. Fantastic. All sorts of chicken kind of stuff. Do you know what's better than that though? What the fuck is a chicken slice? Do you know, no, but why would you choose any of those when you can just get pawns? Far, far better. Prawns are that fucking big.

No, they're not. For starters. They're not. They're fucking juicy fatty. But also. Seafood doesn't go with everything. And seafood smells like disgusting... It smells...

No! No, when you walk into a fish market and it was all the fresh fish covered in ice, it's like... No, that's wrong. That is beautiful! No, when you're in like Spain or some country like that on the Mediterranean and there's so much fresh fish... When the last time you went to Spain? He's never been. We've been more times. I told you I went to Spain like two weeks ago.

You just didn't believe... Two weeks ago, it was two weeks ago. Yeah, that's true. No, two weeks ago was when I was with my family. When I was actually in Spain. Okay, um, what was the weather? Average. Fuck you, bitch.

Wasn't cold, rainy. You don't believe me! Why would I disappear for four days? You didn't disappear for four days. Yeah, you were constantly... I played remember six on the day before. I did, yeah, because I was the... the day before I was flying out.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why else has I seen on the motet? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, anyway, non-cooked fish smells like yubish. No, no, non-cooked fish is incredible. No.

Because it smells disgusting, but it's like, oh, when that's cooked, that's going to be delicious. No, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, if you found that in. No, seafood does not come into this discussion at all. This is meat. It is flesh, though.

It is flesh. No, no, no. Crab. Lobster. No. They're fucking, they are above everything else. No, we're just talking bland things. Otherwise, it becomes a way confusing.

Problem of lobster is, it's a pain in the fucking ass. Yeah, lobster and crab are a goddamn pain. But they're fucking incredible. Yeah, they're delicious. I would say incredible, they're nice. No, no, no, no, they're beautiful. They're not incredible for the effort. No, no, no, no, yes, they are.

Have you, have you had a crab sandwich? Yes. I had them and it was got them like They are good No no no no no no no you're you're You're being dumb here Alex No way they're they're They are fantastic

I can hate what James I love seafood Seafood is my thing If it swings I'm gonna Well then go pescatarian you got damn pussy No because you can't survive without chicken Yeah So chicken is number one Yeah no no

No because that means you're waiting things differently Because you're saying how you like And you think pork drops a shit But now we're saying chicken's like the best because it gives you everything so it's the best We're not on about that, we're on about our opinions on it No, this is the objective list is the objective fictional ranking Fish So salmon has to be up there

Salmon is the one of the worst fish, it's terrible I'm not a fan of salmon What the fuck are you talking about? I don't really like salmon What the fuck are you? I've never had a good time of salmon it's just been like You're a typical English idiots. Me? Yeah. Why? I'm not English. It's not why?

It's not true. That is exactly true. Why didn't you like salmon? Because I didn't really like the taste when I tried it. Exactly, you're a fucking idiot. This is your gym, just because Jim eats salmon fucking noodles all the time. It's like, oh, salmon. When was the last time I had salmon noodles? Last week. I didn't. Is that a thing? You can have noodles made out of salmon? No. He means.

salmon... Yaki's over, you absolute idiot. This is fair, Alex, it just doesn't know anything anymore. Alex doesn't know the pure beauty of a fresh fucking prawn. Yeah, I do. No, you don't. You don't know it the way I know it. What the fuck?

All that's travelling, James has done. Mediterranean, they've got fucking good fish. What can I say? I've had, I've had prawns before in my life. You've had prawns like once. I think it's just not true. I think you overrate prawns. No, I literally, I am.

They're just tiny bits of flesh. Tiny? They're, they're insects. You haven't had good pawns if you think they're tiny. They are gross, James. You want the fucking fat ones. If you take just... Stop describing them as fat, please.

Take a step back and really think about what a prawn is. They are fucking... They're insects of the sea. And they're fucking delicious. They're so gross. some nice garlic butter. If those things were on land, Western civilization would steer

clearer that shit. Yeah. We'd be like, look at the Japanese eating that gross out of fucking bug. Yeah. Because it swims around with its creepy little legs

and its huge eyes, well, gobble that shit up. No, when you get a prawn and it's got its eyes. Have you ever seen a pig up close? They're fucking disgusting. No, they're not.

They're nice. They are the sweetest. Mammals are nice. beautiful animals. Picklets are pretty cute. Massive fat, funny pigs are cute. Yeah.

Cows are cute. Can be pretty funny. Cows are funny. Cows are cute. You're scared of cows, so I believe you should eat cows. No, but I don't, I would eat a cow if I killed one.

You could not take down a cow, though. You're too weak. I would pay you to watch to take down a cow. I would obviously have to use some kind of weapon. Can you take it out my bare hands? Well, you're trying to catch a pheasant movie. I was imagining you with like a club?

Like a police baton? Just trying to take down this out. I wound up on some subreddit that was like, it was something to do with, you know, bullfighting in Spain. Yeah. It was when the cow wins in my bullfights. It's the most satisfying thing to watch.

love it. I love, I actually love watching it, what they do to these people. Like I saw one where a bull impaled its horn on one of them and it was just straight through his stomach. You mean it impaled him on its horn. Yeah. Yeah. But it's like, it impaled the guy through his stomach and was just running around with him attached to it just flailing. No, it's vile. But the thing is, it's either gore against the human or gore against the animal. Yeah. And when an animal fights back and kills a person trying to kill it, you know, I'm all that. It's like, what do you expect when... We're on a bull, in a bullfighting thing.

If you trap an animal and it's going to be in fight or flight, it's not really that surprising, is it? If it's going to, you know, lash out and try and kill you. Especially a beast of that nature, that strength. They are fucking, like, scary animals. Bulls, yeah. I would never mess with a bull. Like, it takes nothing for them to kill you.

As is, like, seeing these clear. some of them are surprisingly good at aiming they're like kicks too like if you're going around the back of them wabush scadoosh your head is just gone

why is it Spain that does this I don't get it just tradition I guess no but no that's not an excuse to torture animals I'm not defending it I know I'm not you're defending it but I think it's stupid that the government allow like the torture of animals because it's tradition

it's tradition for English people to invade every other country and it's the same with America doesn't mean we can anymore America still do well we do there's some oil over there we don't do that oh they got weapons of mass destruction

go boys anyone who's I've retweeted this stuff before about like bullfighting my opinion is sick it's disgusting it's like going back to gladiator times you know it is but like basically that type of combat

yeah it's gross it's so archaic and then they do the one where they run through the streets being chased by it yeah that one's really messed up that is really stupid as well I would want that's one of the situations where I'd be so afraid I'd want to already be dead

just like one through that like screaming and then get fucking like plow by like 17 bulls it's like it's an adrenaline rush man no no if that's your adrenaline getting a car going around a racetrack because that's a lot safer and nicer for the animals not the earth though fuck yeah animals animals bad animals good animals good do we have no more questions no we just we've just kind of gone on the way. I put my phone away because we were ranking meats.

We were ranking meats from memory. Brough. Yeah. Just incredible. Salmon is better than... No, no, no, no, no. No. I like squid, personally.

Squid is yum-yump. Octopus. Squid is quite yum-yum from memory. Squid is extremely yum-ymp. Done in the right way. It's strange because it doesn't taste of... Much at all. It's kind of like eating a wine gum.

A savory wine gum. No, a wine gum that doesn't have... Nah, it's not like wine gum. It's like plastic. It's rubber. It's gummy. It's only rubber if it's not cooked pop blue. No, it's always rubber.

No, but there's rubber, like, levels. If it's really rubber, it's like not cooked. If you can't get your tooth through it, then it's bad. But, like... You can get your tooth through them. It's always got a bit of resistance But then it gives And then you get squid juice

Or just spurting around in your mouth And yeah, you know Pardon me Pretty sweet I find it interesting The prawn being horrible insects thing Well they are disgusting Gross sea insects

Why have we not embraced eating bugs We've eaten scorpion But that was considered weird He bought this up before as well Oh why don't we eat bugs And he's the only one He's the only one who isn't eating any I have eaten the most bugs out of anyone here

And I I wear that as a trophy The fans have seen the video Like every Every Animal eats bugs Argy eats bugs Lizards eats bugs

Birds eat bugs We've seen Argy Literally crunch on gigantic spiders We know he needs it. No, the worst one was the Maybug. It flew up the stairs, like, and we could hear it, like, what the fuck? And then it slammed into the door just outside that one with a thud.

And I'm freaking out. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And we have a look, and there's this giant ass Maybug, which I've never seen one. Yeah, that's the first time I'd ever seen a Maybug in my life. And then Augie started. starts torturing it sniffing it the torture begins it's just licking it and then finally it's like oh my fucking god that's disgusting yeah they have free they're big

boys too yeah oh one slammed into my head recently it's not not like recently as in this year it's in that it's called a cockshafer yeah the actual called nice but yeah argue bit down and the audible crunch was spine tingling I like that bit that's what I I mean, why don't we eat Maybugs and stuff like that? Big Spardos. Alex? What? Eat one then?

Come on, we'll buy you some insects and you can eat him. Put your money where your mouth is. No, but... No, don't be preaching to the cast. I'm saying, I'm saying it's odd that that is considered taboo and strange in this part of the world. Whereas we happily eat a squid. A squid, yeah. I've eaten squid, thanskins.

Yeah, Squid Tens calls... Just disgusting things like that. But as soon as you mention the idea of some kind of insect, you know, or a grub or something, it's ugh. Even though they're just pure protein. Crunchy protein. Crunchy, awesome protein. You know that scene in the Lion King where they're sucking down on bugs and they make them look really tasty. Yeah, I always really wanted to eat bugs. Just because of that scene.

Never would. But God damn, they look yum yum as fuck. They look yum as fuck in the Lion King. Thanks, sister. Yeah, bro. Oh, by the way, I know it's something down. I was talking to someone. I mentioned someone that, um, I went to Japanese club in like year eight.

Listen to that. Wiyaboo. Never went to Japanese Club. Alex was a wannabe weeb. Went to Japanese club. You thought it was too shit. I remember you went through a stage of like trying to watch Naurito and stuff and you're like, man this is so...

Even I haven't touched that. Fucking weeb. He was 14. And that age I was watching Initial D, something that's actually cool. It's not cool. It's easy if you like cars. It's like... But yes, I was talking to this person and they mentioned they went to

anime con or something like that no they went to Otaku Club it was called even worse than Japan Club whatever I said that I went to and this person is a she and she said

she had this quote because of course the Otaku club was filled with a bunch of sorry neckbeards like they just were um she went there and there's one other girl there

and all the neckbeards were being like really awkward and weird and the girl who had been there before said and this is honestly the most embarrassing thing I've ever heard right like when I first heard this I couldn't quite handle it This girl said Don't worry

They'll get used to you They just don't hang out with 3D girls very often Oh Holy That's a real fucking story That's real Nah Bro that's real

Dude 3D girls No But enemy boys love that they're like fucking 3D in it what as in real girls no it's in 2D

I said I did I said the wrong thing they're just like they I don't know about about a thing about anime Twitter but it's just like they like it's like that now I don't know if it's ironic anime Twitter yeah they're all like 2D image fucking epic

it's like they're committed to their lifestyle of just being a bit of a loser Edwards says Hello Jar in episode 644 and 88, Alex states that he wants Jaya to go to MineCon. Can we get an update on this for when the official Jarm MineCon adventure will happen? Well, MineCon doesn't exist anymore in real life.

We've missed our chance. Yeah, we've fucked up. And I'm glad. You're saying if I managed to get tickets to MineCon, you wouldn't have gone? I wouldn't have wanted to go. If one of the fucking, like, the presenters that are clearly high on cocaine running around talking to fucking 12 year old autistic kids who comes up to us and like what's your favorite thing about Minecraft

I what you just say is it's just I'd break out in tears which would be great footage for us me having an emotional breakdown because I've gone to mine con when I'm 21 years old yes that would be genuinely so funny

I would not go like no you wouldn't go either no so just be me there I'm not going to Minecraft You think Ruben would go? It would just be you. Ruben would be straight up and he should be like, fuck no, is what we were saying, and that's it. Ruben is, yeah, Ruben is the one that can handle least with, um, stuff like that. That's, I'm fine with being a, a backseat cringer.

Right. We're going on YouTube, watching the old MindConn cringe compilations. But being. like even that dude that would be like everyone spam Kappa in the chat and then he'd scream it

and no one would laugh and he's intentionally trying to be in cringe compilations but that is more cringy than the people that aren't trying to be in the cringe compilations yeah we know trying to be crazy so we would become that

yeah I know we would Alex would we wouldn't be there yeah what would happen fuck you I stopped listening because it was really boring Dan Faraway

Dan Faraway says you mentioned nostalgia critic when you were talking about angry Joe what do you think about Doug Walker slash the nostalgia critic also nostalgia critic or angry video game nerd I've never seen an angry

video game nerd video I haven't either. I think... Do they even exist? Yes, he does exist. Does he do videos now? Yeah. On YouTube?

Yeah. Brut. He's way more successful than Doug, I think. Really? Yeah. Seems a lot more consistent from what I can tell. Although I'm no expert. They were both in, like, cringy crossover, like, movies and stuff, though.

What together? Yeah. all the time all the time they're countless he does seem like that sort of I think he's a lot better though I don't know

I don't fucking know I'm more familiar with the nostalgia critic yeah well by more familiar I mean somewhat familiar like even the slightest bit of familiarity with nostalgia critic that I have is more than the none

the zero that I have I have more than zero I don't know shit about that, dude. I just know that some people love him. He was a huge inspiration. Yeah. Well, they both were, to be honest. Mm-hmm.

They both inspired a whole new wave of content creators out there. Which is good. It is good. I've got no hate for either of them. No. But I do have cringe for both of them. How can you have cringe for what you do not know or understand? some things you don't have to experience to understand

hmm there is some genuine loveliness to the cringe of a nostalgia critic and yeah angry joe it's earnest it is earnest until you remember that they're like 35 years old how old actually are they Because Doug looking like he's fucking 80. Let me fact that. Fact check that for you, brother. Yeeho.

Drunkin' out of age. What a bad idea. Because it's fucking midnight on a Friday. I've got work through. We're fucking an hour and a half into the jar cars. What the fuck I'm doing? I need to go home. Hey, listen, for the last five minutes here,

we need to talk about how old Doug Walker is. Try and guess. 48. James guess is 48. What do you guess, 48? Jesus. I'm gonna guess 38. He's 37.

Oh! Only a 37-year-old can create the cringe that is that movie he made. That film is awesome. It's just the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Like, it's not, it's disgusting. And, uh, what's your guess for how old, uh, angry Joe is? 32. Jim?

Jim, how old is Angry Joe? What did you say? 32. I'm gonna say 31. He's 34. Hang on, we got a special guest. What? We got a guest coming on.

Okay. Hello? Hello? it's green guy hello green guy you could literally you gotta turn it up bro I can't hear

wait Ruben say spam capra in the chat that's spam caper in the chat that's not funny why's moving on this cast go away Ruben I'm picturing the room right now I'm trying to work it out based on the sound

Alex is over on the left like usual I'm in the house seat Yeah, so you're over on the left If you're sat facing Elts From the chairs, you're on the left Jim's next to you James is on the right Being a little bitch

Rubin What's the best meat? The best meat Ooh Well I don't know Because you know like the Shuradashi ramen From Wagamama is pork And it's very nice

No no no No you think about the versatility What The versatility of the meat Oh Well then it comes chicken or beef there you go well which out of those two chicken or beef I think I think chicken yes yes chicken reign supreme chicken reigns supreme

there's a reason everyone liked it yeah exactly it's fucking great everyone fucking loves chicken chicken chicken buck buck chicken when did you start a half ago I just thought you'd started late and you were only just into it, but no, you're just keeping it going. Yeah, James is really moody. I've got work in seven hours. Well, I just got a one kill win on Fortnite. Nice.

We got one kill and one. You got a victory royale? We got a victory royale for one. Bet he was using the plane. We were talking about the wife beater earlier. Yeah, the Australian. indeed. Yeah, that was pretty, um, yeah.

Pretty cool. Pretty epic. Opinions? Um, well, I watched the video I'd find it quite disturbing to listen to. I hope so. What other opinions do you want for me? Um, do you think if he went to the effort

of beating his wife or girlfriend or whatever, he should have earned himself a victory royale? Well, because it's funny, it's, well, it's not funny, it's, it's kind of weird, because he hits her, comes back on, does an emo, dance thing, and then, like, they get it on. Yeah, but he dies. He dies? I haven't watched, like, I don't remember the... No, there's, there's, I assume you watch the Keemstar Twitter. It's like a minute and...

Yeah, he put another one up where he dies, and he still punches his wife after that. But he could have left and gone for dinner or whatever. Probably chicken that he was going to have. yeah definitely chicken but um no he he was standing his ground he wanted to get at least one victory royale before his dindins

it's just fucked up I don't know if I should blame Fortnite or Australia definitely Australia that's what we take away from that's like the plot of a fucking sitcom episode it's like just don't blame the problems bullshit is it

is it what on Australia's about that Well, we got 20 seconds. We've got 20 seconds after this episode. Oh, well. Say I love you to the JAR audience. I love you. JAR audience. I want to thank the listeners and the Jalmi out there for supporting us and game on.