JAR Media Posdact - Anime Finally Takes Over - JARCast Episode 247

Episode Date: October 4, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:54 Housekeeping 20:20 Alex Fell Down The Stairs (Goofy Kinda Silly Lol) 29:43 Halo Infinite Arenas Flight 36:59 Starwars Visions 41:26 Cowboy Bebopm Live Action Intro 43:28 Mid Break/Patreon 52:52 Halo Tier List 59:22 british things to do to celebrate 1:00:50 Looking after 2 dogs at once 1:10:50 Whats the scariest thing you can visualise 1:16:50 Have the JAR Boys visited America 1:23:26 Swordfish vs Narwhal 1:28:37 KFC Beans 1:33:02 CBD 1:35:54 Freezer Marshmellows

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the latest episode of the JAR Media podcast, episode 147. I am today, Jamie, joined by my companion and friends, Alex. Hi. And James. So 247. Oh, shit, I said 147. That's fine.

Just rolled it. We're back to 147 now. nice we're going back to the good old days yeah we're going back to one of the days before we get into the show too much i'd like to just shout out the beautiful lovely and heroic patrons over at patreon making no audio version of the show possible over on i tunes and spotify um there's a there's an early video well it won't be by the time this goes up I don't think, but... We're testing a new little series we thought that might be a nice little...

Jim and I made a trying to play Hades. There's a new little show thing to try out. We're going to do a bunch of different games so I reckon there have been some good suggestions. Yeah, I'm excited. It's something we've been meaning to do for a while. We've had this idea. It's just working out the way to set up where we have all our audio individually.

We can all listen individually and still game. Because, you know, since, like, the 4 out of 76, like, where we talked about it, it's like, people want to see some 4 hours 76. And that is going to happen. Especially me. Oh, and they'll see it all right. Nothing else there to really mention or throw out there, apart from the dirtiness that's kind of spreading around at the moment, that we need to clean up. Well, we better get on that, bro. We better get to that.

So, oh, it's weird sitting here and not being able to put my drink next to me, balance. It's throwing me off I quite like having it I feel like the The captain in Star Trek In this chair Yeah it's cool isn't it Um

Housekeeping Let's clean up some conversations From last episode Um We did talk about the sleep paralysis thing Quite a lot But Um

This fella He left a pretty decent comment That was like exploring Well why are you staring Each other You're throwing me off so hard well sorry james just started doing it and i i don't know it started to feel like a domination thing because i did turn to you for politeness sake but james just kept staring at me sorry no the yeah the

sleep paralysis thing there was one comment that i saw that was interesting enough for me to be like okay let's put the final cherry on this yeah yeah that's three in a row that's yeah it is three in a row but ethan o2 left this to say hello mingers recently when you guys were talking about sleep paralysis Alex and James said they'd never experienced it, while Jamie said he'd only experienced it once. Personally, I've been dealing with sleep paralysis since I was eight years old and I got it so bad that I decided to see a doctor

that prescribed me with a pill to help me get more restful sleep. The worst my sleep paralysis got was in 2018 where on average I'd have it once a week. In November of that year, I had the worst sleep paralysis experience of my life. Before I say what happened, I'll give some brief context. Earlier that year, my friends and I were exploring

an abandoned motel where I happened to come across a small circular mirror. It was laying on the floor but it was almost perfect condition and I couldn't resist taking it home with me. I decided to hang it up opposite to my bed so when I laid down I'd be looking directly at it. Now back to November of 2018. One night I woke up to a huge teaky-like statue in the corner of my room then my attention turned to the mirror that had started to glow while the numbers one, two, three and four spun around it. While all of this was happening a voice began to whisper it in my ear and I could even feel someone's breath on the side of my face I tried to move around but like usual I

couldn't move a muscle or scream I just had to wait until it was over after what felt like two minutes everything just disappeared scariest thing was I didn't even wake up I was already awake anyways I figured it be a good idea to share my experiences since you guys were curious also for anyone who was wondering how bad it is now it's much better than it has been in a while although I did just have sleep paralysis in August of this year, but that's a story for another time. Love the Positac. Thanks, Mammas. That's terrifying.

Holy shit. Yeah, like, my question would, my first question would be, why did you still take the mirror from the abandoned motel? Yeah, maybe that's the thing causing it. Maybe this isn't sleep paralysis, it's a straight up haunting. It's a cursed mirror. Yeah, it's likely, it sounds likely. I've, like, um, I've, I've ventured around abandoned places, um,

I wouldn't take anything from there I think that's like that's just no that's too cursed that's too too far is that just what kids do just explore abandoned places I think that's what kids used to do because I have lots of memories of that as well

now now kids just explore the abandoned parts of the map in Fortnite so true unfortunately we've said a lot about sleep paralysis and it's just fucking creepy and I just

hope I don't have it. Yeah, I'm so glad mine was like nowhere near. Yeah. Anything like that. No, it sounds actual like hell to have it in that way. Two minutes. Since you're like eight years old. No, no, I think the whole, seeing the letters, I think that would have made it more like

sick in turn, than like scary. It would feel like you're in black ops. Yeah, that literally, yeah. Because if it's, if you just, if you're just seeing like a girl hanging from like a a corner of your woman shit, that's like fucking scary visually. No, but you said there was like a statue. I'd just be like That part's scary

Yeah I think obviously it would be scary But it's just like Once it gets to that level of like Quite weird Where it's like oh this is just interesting But obviously when you're in the moment It's like fucking horrifying I just hope I don't have it

That's like my biggest concern Sumet Skaya 1 left one About bears Hey Jha I'm an American living in California And I'd like to straighten a few things out First bears are like barely an issue. I've seen bears twice in my life and only one was in the wild. However, I have had multiple proper skirmishes with big cats. Multiple times I've been waking up early in the

morning by my own cat fighting with a pack of cougars or bobcats. I've even had to get a broom and swat a few off the porch on one occasion. But to be honest, I don't really think it compares to the Mad Max hellscape that I imagine Australia being. Wait, how would a cat, like a normal house cat, ever stand a chance against one of these big ones? Chad Energy. They have awe. Like, these cats could destroy it, but it's like cats got fucking confidence and it's got attitude. That's what matters.

That's like half the fight. Wildcat would have even more confidence. No, but they're pack animals. So they go, they're in a pack. I didn't think any cat was a bag. It's just because they said multiple. So in that case, it's like, because it's a pack. It means the alpha needs to make the move on.

the cat otherwise they're not going to and if the cat's just fucking defending its area that's when they're not going to attack but them writing out this comment as if to say like oh yes like really not that bad you just have to like fight cougars and like bobcats show like i wish i had to fight off cougars um tibbutter left one um actually following up on that old guy who loves free guy um who someone wrote in about he like goes to see free guy every damn day. Hello, two weeks ago you discussed my comment about the old man who comes to the cinema and watches free guy every day, and James expressed disbelief in the story. Long post. I'm just coming back to clarify that no, I'm not making it up and to add some

extra context. He's a very old fella and he needs to travel to the city that the cinema is in every day. He has a carer who he doesn't like and who doesn't accompany him to the theater. He lives alone otherwise. He'll buy multiple tickets a day and has mentioned that free Guy is, quote, the one he likes. He's actually waiting for the new James Bond movie, which will be out by the time this cast is up, and pre-booked his ticket months in advance. I don't know why he has to come and see Free Guy every day whilst he waits, but presumably he does it to avoid staying in the house.

Our theatre has a monthly subscription that allows you to come in and see as many movies as you want, as many times as you want. He's definitely been offered this and refused it. I have no idea why he likes to spend much. whatever money he has on free guy tickets, but he does. He doesn't buy food from the theatre. He has a fucking massive, heavy, two-wheeled bag that he never actually uses for anything, but makes us carry it to and from his preferred seat,

right at the very back of the screen in the top row. He likes it more of a female member of staff, does it? He has recently been very verbally aggressive and rude with staff, and may get banned if he doesn't calm down. Old Man Real? Ryan Reynolds' biggest fan? Fuck And then they said

I had another unrelated question But That's kind of put a sour note On the whole old guy Free Guy thing To be perfectly honest What's it illuminated for you

He's clearly quite Not pleasant He's not good person We should have expected it to begin with Anyone that watches Free Guy comes to much It's going to deteriorate them The way

Like if I bet you he was like the most pleasant man Before And then he sees Free Guy He sees Free Guy every day, like six times a day. The detail that bugs me is the whole buying, insisting to buy a ticket every day

when offered the service. Just why? Why, James? Old people have money, man. That generational wealth, bro. Yeah, it's just a flux. Giving it straight back to Ryan. Fuck.

Smoke's 96, left one. I knew James looked familiar. When I visited the UK three years ago, a car pulled up alongside me outside of the airport. The window rolled down, then he leaned out and chucked a large open can of beans on me. I'll never forget the unmitigated hate in his eyes as he yelled. Eat this without toast, you Yankee bastard.

James, explain yourself. I was just starting a movement. It's called beaning, okay? Beaning. That's like a real thing, isn't it? Yeah, the bean band is. That's a real current... The thing now is, is like, TikTok is dictated. how kids act in school.

Like, kids are, like, the story I've heard from someone is that someone, they stole a door from the toilet, they stole the stool door. Because it's a devious, a devious lick. They've got still, like, something devious. You know?

A door? Yeah, a door, the door from the toilet. Can you elaborate on the Bean Bandit thing? So, so another TikTok thing is kids go to the shops, they'll buy a can of beans and then they open the can of beans they pull on your car your your front door your

steps or whatever they're just band they're bandits bro they're just they're putting beans causing mischief yeah yeah they'll launch beans have they ever launched beans on a person no it's just it's just because obviously in the morning when they go to school or go home it's like yeah they'll get beans and throw just what on a on it's like in in our way and and you're i think your we were specifically it was the jelly it was the jelly band it's throwing on the oh that was harmless because the only people that fucked over was the council. Yeah, that's, which is good. Yeah, fuck the council, but.

Yeah, exactly. So I stand for the jelly on the ceiling of the scary tunnel. But not, no, but. Bean bandits. It's actually fucking horrible. Because it's like, imagine they've, you've gone out, your car's been left all day. They did it in the morning. You go back to your car on a hot summer day.

Beans have just been baking, baking into your pain. I'd fucking flip. This begs the question, should Heinz take some responsibility? Yeah, they've made a delicious snack. Are they only using Heinz or, you know, one of the other pointless brands? I think it's just beans in general, I think. Okay, can companies. No.

But the thing is... You don't think can companies have any of the responsibility of these beans. No. Because my thinking is, if people influenced on TikTok like this can't be... you take off the pullable cap off the bean that's where I was getting

yeah if these people can't be responsible with a can of beans do they deserve a can of beans that you can open without a tool

a can open no they don't do we need to be more restrictive on the product do we need to clamp down on

openable cans yeah straight up because have you ever had beans have you ever had a can of beans or a can in general like ever

where you haven't got a can opener on hand. I don't tend to eat from cans. Like, when you're at home and you're going to make some beans, you've got a can opener because you're at home. Well, yeah, there's always a can opener. Yeah, exactly. So why does it need to be an easy, fucking open can of beans? Because even if you're at work and you take some soup into work,

work usually has a can opener. Yeah, and if they don't, then when you make the change of not having easy open cans, you just buy a can opener. They'll get a can opener. You buy a can opener. opener, economy, the can opening business, it creates more, it rates more revenue. The can opening business, way more revenue. Yeah.

Way more money getting flooded into a market that's pretty much dead. Because of these easy open cans. Yeah, Amazon can get on the can opener thing. Well, speaking of things that have lids that you open, probably the most controversial thing from last episode was this whole Apple, Apple, Apple, oh yeah. thing where we we proclaim that

like it's weird to eat apple sauce and people are like what do you mean like everyone eats apple sauce right everyone in the whole world apparently it's little tubs of them let me read a few comments here Zipper Zee said eating apple sauce by itself is comparable to pudding

or yogurt you fools guliffe says I often buy a six pack of apple sauce cups and drink them as a snack it tastes great and is very refreshing and the random gamer said on apple sauce I'd like to say that in my experience at least it's not necessarily a common snack

as it is a normal one like I don't eat apple sauce every day but I wouldn't find it weird if one of my friends was just like let me go grab some apple sauce real quick also we don't all grab a jar and go at it we also have cases of little single serve cups you can buy I'll concede that the average apple sauce here probably doesn't have

probably does have loads more sugar though we need to make something clear because we've been talking about this drawing the wig. There's two different kinds of apple sauce. And I think what these, what these people think we're talking about is like, for us, it's the apple sauce you buy when you're going to make an apple pie. You cut some apple up and you get the sauce. It is a sweet sauce that's used for like filling. That's a thing we can buy it here. We are not on about that. We're on about

apple sauce, which is like a savory for meat, completely different things. And I think that's where the confusion is that I don't think it would be unusual if I went to get one of these cans of apple apple pie filling and I started eating it. I think that would be weird. That would be totally out of character for you. Yeah, but I don't think that's too weird because it is like a dessert thing, that type of apple filling.

Like you'd have it with custard, kind of that can of custard. I think that's quite normal. Normal, obviously. That's basically like, well, it's not basically crumble, but it's getting there. Yeah, it's crumble without the crumble. Yeah. The nice bit. Let me read this last one for housekeeping.

It's on this same topic from Sven. Hello, I'm an American jarling, and I'd like to explain to you guys the prevalence of apple sauce in the US. So the main apple sauce company over here is MOTS, also known for their apple juice. The common receptacle for apple sauce meant for snacking is a little plastic carton with a peelable lid. We do not eat apple sauce out of a jar, like you guys said. Apple sauce in a jar is strictly used for cooking or is a side for dinner, not for consumption on its own. Apple sauce comes in a variety of flavors here, including regular cinnamon, strawberry, berry, and peach. Apple sauce is so ingrained in children's diets that schools often serve cartons of apple sauce as part of lunch.

And there are usually about two entire shells dedicated to apple sauce, even in small grocery stores. I, like many Americans, ate apple sauce a lot as a kid. In fact, I became so obsessed with apple sauce at the age of 10 that I wouldn't even use a spoon. I'd peel the lid off and tilt the container into my mouth. I usually ate three little cartons of apple sauce at a time. Nothing that goes by the name of sauce should ever be eaten by itself.

Yeah. That's my three cents. It's a sauce. It's a first to be a condiments. Yeah, it complements something else. What the fuck is strawberry apple sauce? Well, yeah, then it just gets confusing, like, pick a fruit. There was something even worse that I don't think, I don't know if you've seen, but a French charling got involved in this as well.

They do it in France. What, this American thing, they do it in France. Yeah, but in France they have it in, in, in frub tubes. Of course France would take it that one step to fuckery. And I read that and I wanted to be sick, because the idea of like a fruit tube. Yeah, like lumpy apple tubes. free tube. Yeah, just...

So the reason all the kids love it is because it's just pure sugar probably. Yeah. So they're all just addicted to... The cinnamon one is probably quite nice. Yeah, because it's a mixture of two flavors then. Instead of just apple sauce. We should probably look out for it next time

we go to the supermarket or something. Yeah. I don't think I've ever bought it. I definitely haven't. When I... I sent a video, because someone on the Reddit posted like them getting it out of the fridge and putting it on it on.

like a bowl. And it is I wanted a Vombom instantly as soon as I saw it because it's like a paste. It's like an apple-y paste. Yeah, cooked apple disgusting. It looks horrible. It feels horrible in my mouth. And the taste

quite shit. The taste is all right, but it's not worth it. Unless you've got something to go alongside it. Yeah, like a big piece of pork. Yeah. And then after seeing this, I went to my fridge because my mom was like cleaning out shit in the cupboards

and I was just like, I've got to check this because I started getting confused. So I went to the fridge and I got a jar of apple sauce and I started sniffing it and it's just like are these fucking idiots eating this fucking shits? Because it's clearly like a fucking thick, a thick juicy sauce for meat. Yeah, like a jam.

Yeah, and I was just like, I wanted to be sick just sniffing it because it's like, why the fuck would you eat this? So basically we're still right? Yeah, no, we're absolutely right. you're all right i won't write it off until um i taste it or try it i think i think these americans need to come to england go to tesco get a jar of the fucking meat one and then start trying to fucking eat that because it ain't going to go right down well yeah they'll regret everything they've said instantly miserable let's do some topics um i got a couple uh the first one being

that I fell down the stairs the other day. Really? Yeah. And it's thanks to Paisley. Always. It was like time to give them dinner, so I was coming down the stairs. And she was like walking way too close to me, like in front of me. And her tail's so long.

This is like two stairs behind her. And like, she like stopped randomly. so I stepped on her tail and then she moved and I just went and just went fucking flying down like seven stairs which which stair kiss

is it that one? The one right in front of us over here this one but I just happened to land in like quite a good way so it was like oh my God I'm alright you fell down seven steps yeah about it just went

like cartoon just whit like slip so there was no tumbling. No tumbling. You just sort of like went to the... Most of it just went on like my arm and my foot. Did it hurt? It was quite sore. It does.

Tripping and fallings around stairs is painful. Because it's just, there's a bit of force because you've just, there's a bit of weight behind you, so you hit it's like, oh shit, that hurt. And also like gravity and everything and it's like a sheet fucking drop

basically. Yeah. It's when you get your back on the corner, on the exact corner of a step and it's like oh that's a fucking miserable time but it's always big dogs Paisies trip me up on that same fucking stairs just lower down just like one step it's like holy fucking shit

because it's not just that she's big she's also fucking stupid she doesn't have any spatial awareness he just doesn't know so one second should we look at you and next is just fucking stopping it's like out there hit there I go down the fucking stairs the worst thing is cats

for falling down the stairs for making you fall down the stairs why is that because cats intentionally get all caught up in your legs will they do that when you're like going up and down the stairs yeah really yeah it's incredibly annoying

and then like it starts the whole thing because like I've ended up booting Billy and she's them pissed at me so she wants to get some you know she wants to throw down so not only are you taking a tumble but you're also getting scratched to pieces You mentioned that cats, like, don't see humans, like, feet and legs as, like, part of them or something?

Yeah, but apparently they don't, they can't, like, look at... I don't know if it's specifically, like, when you're wearing trousers and shoes. But apparently, they don't see a person's legs and feet as part of them. So when a cat, like, just randomly goes for your feet... It's rubbish day. yeah it's not the cat actually going for you it's just going for the feet yeah it's seeing like this thing move in

it's like well it's just a toy just play time I've got a lot of experience of rolling downstairs falling downstairs and falling up them it's a skill because I sprinted off a fucking fly of stairs like a fucking 30

30 fucking step flight of stairs I just sprinted straight off it because I was blindfolded so I was just like fucking I'm sending it but I hit halfway down

and then rolled into a wall full momentum at the end how old were you fucking 12 what's the rest of the story though why were you blindfolded I just got out

like the bath and it's just like because in my old house it was big hallway then opens up into like full stairs straight down

and you're shand and all that shit. So I just fucking some reason because young me was crackhead to the extreme got a towel right around my eyes

no no just fucking completely naked sprinted out of the bathroom and somehow ended up launching myself off the stairs you get badly damaged like I can't remember

I remember I remember jumping off it because because obviously I was fucking like blindfolded I just remember I remember

I remember being mid-air and like feeling weightless and then it's just like I remember hitting like halfway down the stairs and just rolling and then into the wall and that's it that's it

I don't remember anything after You remember being weightless that um like heroic moment yeah it was fucking intense because I was like so fucking like doped out of my mind on like hyperactivity

and like just crackhead energy there was just like yes yes did you did you do this intending to launch off the stairs. No.

But I don't know what I was doing. It was just like, that's it. Just get out of the fucking shower, bath, whatever. That fucking towel on my fucking head and just go for it. You know, but I did the same when I, like, cracked my head open on a radiator. Like, sprinted into my sister.

Well, you covered your eyes and just sprinted. No, this time I didn't cover my eyes, but it was just like, it was the same logic this time I went out of my bedroom, into my sister's room, sprinting, jumped on the bed, bounced off into the triangle part. of a wage 80s cracked my skull open fuck yeah no crack

like the crack idea of me is past like I was a fucking crack head child it was awful but then like now I've fallen down the stairs a lot do you mean now same reason because we're getting out of the bath and just sprinting I can't do that on mine but no it's like

I just get I get hyperactive because I've made Gaius hyperactive so I'm chasing him he goes down the stairs, I follow him. I just fucking dive straight down the stairs into the dog gate. I can flip myself over the dog gate. But I also

trip up the stairs a lot. I trip up the stairs when I wear a certain pair of flip flops that go like out really far. So I'll be carrying like two bowls of pasta and a Pepsi or something. And I'll trip and just fucking pasta everywhere. I'd prefer to trip up and trip down there.

No, tripping up is so far. fucking painful. It can be when you whack your shin. Yeah. I hate it. I do it so much because my feet are too big. So it's just like I don't lift them high and up, so it's just like, oh, here we go again. Because I've got the spy wall stairs

so they're like really short and they curve all the way well. I'm sure of those are even better for falling down. Yeah. Because of the like closer to the center, the smaller the step is so you can just down the middle of it. There's a hole in the wall on the top. because my dad just was a bit drunk

I fell back through the fucking wall it's like I've got a human imprint in the fucking wall I've done that as well though because no my parents are fucking fit

because they stick a fucking huge artificial tree you've seen it you've seen that dumb fucking tree they have on the top yeah I remember the tree yeah

what how big is it it's pretty big on a tiny stairs it's quite fucking big and they don't, that's been knocked over countless because it's just like, I'm going to fall down into the fucking tree that's in my fucking stairs for some reason. It's dangerous shit that it's stairs.

Especially when there's, like, you're out in, like, Swindon or something and it's concrete stairs. And you trip on them. The stairs in Swindon, they're a weapon. Yeah. Because if you trip down theirs and start going a bit fast, you're fucked. Because it's concrete floor.

You're just, gonna actually really hurt yourself yeah absolutely but I mean even even carpeted stairs friction burns that's how fucking evil

Swindon is like yeah the stairs innocuous as stairs even I know but the problem the problem of the Swindon stairs is like each step they have like lights

and it's obviously like plastic Wayne no fucking grip at all so you're just gonna slip and like smash your fucking knee open while you're like

walking out the dream lounge going up to nanos you fucking slip and fucking yeah slippery than ever coming out of the dream lounge that's one of the things I just enjoy so much about Swindon is how it it brings everyone together you know but everyone can agree on Swindon it's like um it's like Christmas in Futurama we actually went to Swindon this week we decided it was a great idea to go to Swindon to get KFC. I fucking... Awful idea.

I hate... Swindon is fucking awful. We didn't go into Swindon. We just drove like five minutes into it and it's like this is miserable. The Rows are so fucking stupid. Nothing's well designed. It's a genuine shit hole. I fucking hate Swindon so much.

So the last weekend as of us recording this, there was another Halo flight. um we brought up the last time there was a halo flight um this time it was a it was another arena one is that what they call it arena yeah i believe so um but this time you could actually like fight people a bit more instead of just bots or whatever so it was a bit more of a like proper experience with the game um just the arena mode there um

I like it a bit more now especially because of the map they added because the maps are like so important if you're replaying if the whole idea is like multiplayer matches you're replaying again and again those maps need to be cool they need to have personality they need to play well the first one they showed off was pretty disappointing

yeah there's a couple maps I like the one that's set in like the Halo 2 place that looks like Modern Warfare 2 yeah yeah yeah I like that one. Mombasa. Yeah, the Mombasa one. Not too crazy about the other two.

But I like this new one. It seems like a more traditional sort of halo map. Cool location with the desert kind of setting and the old four-runner stuff. Yeah, very Halo 3-esque. They actually have like vehicles on the map. The Warthog was a bit weird. Like the turret seemed a bit like overpowered and too accurate. And there are some weird quirks with some of the sandbox stuff.

seems but like the plasma pistol doesn't like you can't overpower stun vehicles anymore yeah stuff like that's quite weird um i think that's all balancing though and i think there's no point making a critique on the game about that because that will is that a choice though was because now they have like electricity weapons and that's one of the things the electricity weapons do weapons there's multiple electricity weapons as far as i understand yeah and there's like electric guns as well Sorry, grenades. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but plasma grenades did that.

No, they didn't stun vehicles. Yeah, and like people were finding, like, weapons that you weren't supposed to use yet in, like, the flight or whatever. And it was cool seeing some of those if you want to go on one of the Halo YouTubers channels to see it. But something that did get me more excited was the way I saw, like, clips being shared

of how things in the sandbox could interact with each other. Like, for example, someone, I think it was Hidden Experia, you did this. He, like, he fired that heavy brute thing that fires a projectile. I don't know what it's called. Yeah, the skewer. Yeah. You fired, like, a skewer into a gravlift, and it, like, shot back, and then he, like, repulsed it into someone or some crazy shit like that.

So I like that idea of, like, the interactability. Yeah, that sounds awesome. that kind of stuff's fun and like the grapple hook feels really good so I'm actually looking forward to playing the the big team variant because if big team's really good and they get that kind of slightly more casual thing going on but it has potential for sure

you know it's such a shame that a forge isn't going to be in the game yeah yeah it's really disappointing like the way you you just described that thing it's like experimenting you have this sandbox it's called a sandbox yeah so like you want to just

because then the I always want my first thing in a Halo game since reach to be like because then like custom games could have emerged during the early months which they could have like adopted and like built into proper modes

and stuff and yeah yeah it's all like backwards but yeah I played it briefly on this flight I played like one or two games and

it is sort of winning me over just the moment to moment gameplay feels the best Halo has felt in a long, long time Yeah, the fact that the sandbox is just more interactive and more based on equipment and the way

Yeah, yeah That shit works instead of just making you a mega fucking overpowered You can do everything You can launch around You can slam down And vehicles are irrelevant And yeah, that was a big mistake

Mm-hmm So it seems, I get the feeling that they've clearly focused on the sandbox and it seems that they're on the white path and it could pay off. But the whole system with progression and everything else is fucking atrocious. The progression's straight up awful. It would just be a case of like, yeah, in a couple years they'll get around to making it good maybe. But I think they need to realize that people, the popular thing that makes like a shoot to addictive and to keep a player basis progression

you want to award players you want to make sure they feel like they're doing something I don't know because that that was never the reason to keep playing Halo 3 no no but that was a different era that was a completely different era I think it came out after modern warfare 1 so but that that type of the cod progression became a standard in gaming like yeah I guess it was the previous it's more strange when you view it from like within the franchise itself where like Halo 3 to reach to have a 4 and 5 there wasn't like necessarily improving with each one but it's almost like it's been ever since reach like

being more and more simplified until now it's just a battle pass with like challenges and there's no like the challenges and reach were an additive thing on on top of like a base leveling system yeah whereas now the only thing are challenges that's it which just is lame yeah it is lame and it doesn't make sense but

it just seems like yeah they just don't have time to do anything else right now to it's not like a focus yeah yeah you know I think it's gonna ride or die

this multiplayer mode on like the variety of those maps and like yeah and the if it is as fun as Halo 3 then I don't really need a progress progression system

necessarily yeah you can forgive like the first few seasons I guess if that is the model like they're just always it's just the model the first few seasons are just shit

like for all of these yeah yeah every time yeah it's just what it is now so yeah I feel a bit better about it um I'm hyped for big team see all that plays yeah I guess we'll know next week. The servers weren't great

and it just like stopped working randomly before the like time period they said and it's like oh okay yeah it's kind of weird in terms of that stuff but whatever. Again you can't you can't complain when a stress test is

yeah so it's full yeah aside from that boys anything else throughout there for the mid break the Star Wars anime he actually want to talk about it? I don't, because it doesn't even deserve that.

That's a good amount to stay on it. It pissed you off, didn't it? What was it called? Star Wars Visions? Yeah. We skimmed through a few episodes? We skipped the first two and only watched... Well, no, we watched enough of the first two episodes to get the...

About a third. Yeah, awful, just embarrassing I think the third one is the better of the three But it's still embarrassing It is, but it's like visually, at least it's trigger I can appreciate trigger animation Yeah, that third one It wasn't annoying me as much as you guys

It didn't annoy me because I like the visuals, Trigger I appreciate Trigger's work Yeah, I like their animation but it did just like kill a kill it like that's just that's just trigger yeah yeah I didn't why is it a thing

who asked for this I think people maybe like it I don't know I don't care yeah who's it for it's for babies I know that much but then why make it an anime with subtitles I'm not sure

it reminded me of a Halo legend yeah another awful awful thing um yeah it's just not really what i personally want no to be honest no i don't i don't know who wants it that's the beauty disney plus like there's just so much shit i guess you can just choose what type of star was you want um but to redeem it though we we saw the uh early 2000s quote was which upset james even more yeah for some reason Is it because it was western, James? Yeah, was it because it's Western? Yeah.

No, like, it's fine. It's a kid's show, is the thing. So it's like, it's going to be just kind of, like, kiddie. Like, if I was younger, I'd love it, you know, because it is just that. It's, it's silly, and it's a little bit goofy, and it didn't really make any fucking sense. Would you not call Jojo silly and a little bit goofy? How about this, though, James? If I informed you that the director, the famous animator,

Gendi Tartovsky, he was born in Russia, he's Russian. Man, it's fucking sick. I love the fucking climbing one. No, I don't, like, the animation's good. Like, you can't deny the animation's good. It's surprisingly good. It looks really good on Disney Plus. It's really clean.

Yeah, no, it is. I just personally don't like the art. style. I'm just not a fan of that kind of art style. Nothing against it. I'm not taking any credit away from the animation. It's great. Not my cup of tea. I just wish they'd have stuck with that for the 3D one they did. I know. I would, yeah. That that show is very ugly. Yeah, it's like it's missing, it has the story, but it's missing the visuals. It gets better as it goes along that like CG claim more stuff

but still it's something about that art style just yeah they look like they made out of wood or something and it's quite weird yeah it almost looks like they've taken that original

2D show and tried to do like 3D models yeah yeah but that like just never looks as good to know it just doesn't work it's just weird 3D family guy especially

no 3D family guy works 3D Simpsons why um I think the character designs of Peter and his family they're just more

you know what and seeing like Lisa and Bart's like the top of their heads in 3D is yeah that's creepy like spiky Bart head yeah it's actually like a cylinder Yeah it's like a crown

Yeah A crown Yeah and I guess if we're talking about anime The Cowboy Bebop live action intro came out of it up netflix uploaded it it did i've seen it should i like open it on the ipad no don't just don't it doesn't deserve it alex i mean i just want to know what you think oh it's coming to netflix yes netflix no it's in the original oh is it cool yeah i'll actually watch it then the original is coming um okay

I've seen it Oh you've seen it I've seen all of it Okay It's just they've just They've copied it directly pretty much It's like a shot for short remake Um

I've seen some comments saying it's like It feels like a Like you know when a YouTube is Passion little thing Yeah Passion project Yeah yeah yeah God it does

Mmhmm It's very weird It's got kind of like a Doctor Who vibe Yeah, I'm curious If they embrace the camp units Might be fun, but I don't know I only have one problem with the intro

And it's white at the end Really? What is it about the end? Because in the original It just shows like Cutouts of them And it's just like They've been kind of cute and sexy

But this, they're all being Action Heroes Think battle poses and action poses Right, yeah And I just think that kind of removes the whole kind of style of cowboy bebop being cute and sexy I just yeah we've mentioned it before I just don't see

making it live action as like an inherent improvement so it's just always going to be worse in my mind so it's just because they're going to have to focus on something to form like a mainstream crowd and it's going to be like action and not like cowboy bebop is style

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Is that where we go? We go to Reddit and we go through the thread and we read out some cool little ditties from the dibbies of Jha. Oh yes! Yes! I guess this continues on with something we were talking about earlier but otherwise annual is going to start us off. Hey Mingers, I just wanted to let you guys know

that despite me never playing a Halo game until recently that I've always enjoyed your discussions and thoughts about the Halo franchise and where it exists today. It's engaging to hear someone with such a vested interest in a franchise giving their critical thoughts. Recently, there's been a lot of unanimous praise for Infinite for Infinite thus far, despite the lack of campaign reveals, and it's enjoyable hearing from the perspective of someone who doesn't seem to remember the track record, sorry, who seems to remember the track record of 3443. With the release of Infinite slowly creeping up, I'd like you to rank each Halo game, including Wars, and maybe update this list when Infinite comes to.

out. I know Alex somewhat recently has shifted his thoughts about Halo 4 so I'd like to see where this list stands now, thanks. Number 1. Halo Wars. Number 2, Halo Reach. Number 3, Halo 3. Number

4, Halo 2. Number 5, Halo 3. And then the worst. No, forget about that Yeah, James is Chattenbull. Halo Wars is one of the best Halos. No, starting at the bottom, it's Halo Wars 2. Above

Halo Wars 2 is Halo 1. Why even include Halo Wars? It's stupid. You know Halo Wars deserves a place because it's not only a very good game, it also is Halo, to the core. I feel like it confuses the conversation though. No, not really. It's a Halo game. It's Halo Wars

Wars and Halo Wars is more true to Halo than both 4 and 5. Yeah? Yeah, exactly. but that says more about how bad four and five shut up that's not true this is my list right top halo three oh so predictable no start the bottom

oh um I think I think four might be the worst one are you not including Halo Wars or are you going to you can't include Halo 4 and Halo 5 and not include Halo Wars well you can he did say

to include it but like it just to me It seems pointless when you're, when it's like the first-person shooters, halos. Yeah, but Halo 5 is not fucking Halo and neither is Halo 4. No, but you know what I mean? Like, it's not a different genre of game. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, but it's still Halo. There's more Halo in the Halo Wars. We're spending too much time for.

Yeah, this is pointless. What's your take, Jim? On what? Hilo Wars and Hilo. Include it if you want, if you don't, then don't care. Whatever. Well, yeah, the point is the, the original trilogy. They're the best ones.

then I guess Halo Reach then ODST then Wait so you think reach is worse than ODST No reach is better than ODST ODST is under reach ODST is under reach So it would probably be

3 1, 2 Reach ODST 4 and 5 are pretty much a drawer. Okay, I... For awful, no, you go.

So I'm going to start at the bottom. Halo Wars. You think it's the worst Hale game? No, so the bottom, all on par is Halo Wars. Halo Wars does not deserve to be alongside the other three. And you know that.

You're just trying to irritate me. No, I'm just, it's my goddamn opinion, you can do your one after, I'm doing my list. Your fucking one. So on the ground floor, Halo Wars, Halo Wars 2, Halo 4. They're all of, like, sharing an equal space of I don't want to go near it. You know? Really put like Halo 4 on that level. But why not Halo 5?

Because Halo 5 is, I mean, it's shit. but I don't know there's there's more thought put into it than four you think so saying that I'm saying that

it's pretty bad plus it stranded on Xbox 1 which I'm never plugging back in yeah so I'm yeah I mean I'll put it on but I do want to

to specify I think Halo 4 is worse than Halo 5 as a game If you actually settled on that, then. Yeah. I think Halo 5's multiplayer is definitely better than 4s. That's the thing that makes it, in my mind, slightly before. Because replaying that campaign is like this, this is like horrendous.

Yeah, the campaign is atrocious in 4. Easily as bad as 5, if not worse. Fives is worse. Story in 4 is definitely better than 5. Mm-hmm. but in terms of like what you're actually doing in the missions and gameplay the moment to moment gameplay of five is objectively better so I'd prefer to be bored in a game that feels better than be bored in a game that feels worse I can see that um so then it's ODST on the first floor mm-hmm second floor reach third floor actually if it wasn't for Halo 2's multiplayer and really good story

Halo 2 would be below reach because I think Halo 2's campaign is pretty weak if it wasn't for the story holding it up those missions they're not as good nowhere near

it lost like so much of the the big open mission just sandbox fun and then it's Obviously, Halo 1, Halo 3. Okay. But those two constantly competing to me. One and three?

Yeah. If it was just campaign... If it was just campaign, Halo 1 might win for me. Really? I still prefer 3, but... Jay Chadwick has one for us. Hey boys, despite being Australian and having no intention

to visit the UK at the moment, I'm in the process of getting my British passport. a citizen through my dad. What British thing should I do to celebrate? Cheers from Drain my Cock Johnson. What's a British thing an Australian can do to celebrate? By that I meant he's having dual citizenship, right?

Yeah. Because if that's the situation when he's losing, he's like trading in, like my fucking fucking, fucking grandparents did, fucking idiots. What did they do? They gave up Australian citizenship to come back to England. They trade

it for fucking England. Maybe they didn't like big spiders. No, she's just a fucking idiot. But I hope that's dual, because, you know, having multiple relationships, great. Just don't. Don't do anything to England. Don't bother coming here.

You get a can of beans. They have that in Australia. Well, yeah, that's how we'd get them. Bean someone's car. No, no, I don't want to be... I don't want to be responsible for someone's car getting binned. A British thing, I don't know, eat something brown and feel sad. Yeah, if you want to do a British thing, you have to go to Weatherspoons, get a meal,

then get fucking shit-faced, then go to Greg's for Greg's meal deal the next morning. That's clearly the fucking English experience. So do that. Don't do anything, don't come here Sea Rook says question for Alex Since you have two dogs currently and have looked after a few more How easy or hard is it looking after both of them What dog was the hardest to train

And did your dogs have a crazy phase Edit according to my friend who has family from Iran His grandma periodically eats spiders According to him it tastes like bread, fish and chicken And apparently the taste isn't all that bad while I doubt the huntsman is all that palatable, according to Google, it tastes quite bland like cod or chicken. I wouldn't put it past a person to eat one.

Insects and other bugs are actually eating more often than we think. In Colombia, they eat ants that you can get tinned, and you can get tinned ant larvae used for omelets from imported foreign food markets. Crickets are also edible and have a taste a bit like shrimp. Apparently silkworms are good with beer. So basically what I'm trying to say is, Will we ever get James eats a cricket

Or James eats a spider I don't Do these people not know That we did an episode Or I ate a scorpion Well yeah that's why they want more No but like a scorpion It was probably the same as a spider

No scorpion's much more armoured Yeah You gotta eat a spindly hairy I'm not gonna eat a spider Why? I'm not eating a spider You ate a scorpion Yeah because it's armored

I'm not chunking into like a soft pussy fucking snake spider body Where's the pus come from The substance in the scorpion was pus No it's not pus It's like a liquid eat It's a thing right Not just pusses like a builder

Specifically the shit in like that It's like white blood cells Okay I mean Paste Some body scorpion paste Paste is the perfect I'm descriptive That was paste

It was straight up paste Surely a spider in a can It would probably be quite paste like as well Yeah That's why I don't want to have it. James, James is saying the armour added some texture. No, the armour was tasty. The armour was quite numb.

After we had it, because it was all salted as well. It was like, I was chewing on that shit. Yeah, it was just like salty, I don't know. Crackers or something. No, if I could buy scorpion, like, armour, salted scorpion arm, I'd fucking eat that shit. This is why, I'm so disappointed that you didn't want to have even a taste. I can't with stuff like that. idea of eating like a big fat spider I don't know what it is it just makes you want to

vomit like right now more I think about it the more it's making me so I've eaten a locust and mealworms locus doesn't taste like shrimp or whatever the fuck he said locus taste like no you said the spider tastes like shrimp and said crickets oh okay yeah locust well I had a dried locust that tasted just like Wheatabix Wheatabix without milk Wheatabix Maybe you should have had it with milk and it would have

activated the flavour Yeah I mean it's like nature's cereal Honestly Wheatubes without milk is great It's great What do you mean Stick two in your mouth and one go and see how long you last Great time

Um So it's an unusual question Because it begins asking about the dogs But then turns into a question about bugs or whatever um argue how is it looking after both of them

I mean it's easy looking after both of them um but as far as who was hardest to train argue is way harder to train than pays no I don't I don't think that's a good criticism on him it should be a criticism on us he was in a crack den he was in a crack then just being cracked out all the time

make it sound like horrendous yeah what he had cracked out you he had crackhead you no he was what kept me balanced yeah when I got him

I was taking him out such nice walkies little puppy boy but I don't I think that flat I think that I'm trying to counteract this thing James is putting out there saying it was like a cramp

it's just the way you said that was I'm just imagining someone sitting there being like what does he mean by like crack then I don't know what James means by that I don't know what he's talking about

like it was just no corgis are harder to train than golden retrievers yeah I don't think the flat environment was the best at times when we were all there that was not a good environment for a very young dog

because mean Jim were fucking just chaotic I don't I don't remember being crazy with Argy when he was that small yeah he was just like funny he'd fall asleep on the cold bit

upside down? No, there was times when... No, no, no, there was chaos because he'd start howling at that cat, and then that's when chaos broke loose. I might not have been there ever, but I do have perfect memory of what was going on.

I just remember getting bitten a lot, by Augie. Yeah, but why would you hurt you? Yeah, because he was teething. He just, he'd like... He was six months old. Yeah, he'd, like, pinch your arms and stuff. It really hurt. Yeah, chaos.

That's chaos. There's nothing to do with chaos. I don't know, like, why? this place looked like in your mind when I think of like the flat Alex lived in I think of his PC set up and like

70, 80% of the time Alex would be sat at the desk working I the thing is that like we were I said about this recently that I basically wasn't part of the group or jar at that point because I was so disconnected so like only saw very small

snippets and it was just absolute chaos it was no but that's me not No, that was us. It was, I turned up on my motorbike. I'm fucking cracked out my head, because I've been living in a fucking, my office for a week. And I'm just like, fucking gominoes. We order like seven fucking nachos and ten fucking cookies. And then we go order curry. Like, that's the curry episode. Was that era? That was crack the fuck out era. So that's what my idea of like that era was that. And I argue is in that. No, but I don't think it makes it sound like I'm like abusing or abusing. him or something. No, you didn't have you said, no, you, you treated him well, but I just think

it was an exhausting experience with a six-month-old corgi puppy. I did my research before buying him, I knew it was going to be hard work, and I needed and wanted that, I think. Yeah, it did help me stay sane during that time. No, but I've, I've looked after them right now, and they're both very easy. Augie's arguably easier now than Paisley because he requires nothing from you apart from being fed When I was there I was like playing Apex

I mean he was like I stroke him I say hello to him And then he normally would just go upstairs Yeah yeah he just goes up and sleep though It's really difficult Because she she needs No she's not difficult but she needs She's just dependent

She really needs your like affirmation all the time Yeah and that is a bit much When you've already like Like sat there and played a for a bit and you just want chill for a bit and she's still just like it's a bit much and I find that I'm so

used to how Gaius isn't like a collie and it's just like they will get the attention when they want it and then they fuck off like Argy he gets what he wants he then just does his own thing I just find Paises too much for me well she's still in her

crazy phase to be fair she's only two yeah and I do like that about Paisley yeah she's very sappy she'll She'll chill out a bit in a couple years. Round five, like, Argy's age now. Like, he's way more relaxed than it was a few years ago. But then there's Max.

I think Max, Max, I think when you had Argy and Max, it was very, very different. I think it was a complete different, like, experience. He was, he was such a big dog. But he was, like, pacing and he wanted attention. But when, like, what can you do when there's a fucking pain? But I didn't train him from when he was a papu, so he had all these really a nice. annoying behaviours. Like climbing.

Climbing onto the set while we were recording is like infamous man. Well, like when he wanted something, like if he wanted that like Minecraft pigman, he'd like sit there and just stare at it and like just woof. Like a pathetic one. But it would be like every 45 seconds he'd whiff. It wouldn't be like sat there bark at it. He'd sit there, wait, bark once and then sit and stare for another minute. Yeah, it's pretty cute.

you know yeah he was more like the chasing bicycles and stuff like that that was annoying yeah yeah very isolated dog yeah a very lovely dog though yeah when he wasn't like actually suffocating or crushing you I can't remember if I said on the cast I got an update on him semi recently did you see him I didn't see it actually no I did see a picture of him um he looked okay and it turned out like they did know his age the time and he's 10 he's 10

that's actually crazy so when I had him he would have been 6, 7 yeah wow I never realized he was that old yeah that's why he was so like calm and mature he was the perfect yeah that's the dog age yeah he was probably really good for Argy

yeah yeah yeah no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no because he tried to rape Argy constantly and now Argy tries to wait paisley So that's a bad habit that he's got True, yeah And then Paisie's getting

Argy's bad habits Well yeah She's just behaving like a corgi But she's a golden retriever It's weird It's really weird Yeah It's really fucking weird to see

But Um Albino Basilisk says this What is the scariest Thing you can visualise Something physical of course I'm not referring To psychological horrors

What? It's scariest thing I can visualize. What's the scariest thing you can visualize in your mind? Like, for me, what comes when I think of this, what comes in my mind of something like a bear? How do you make a bear scarier? Oh, make it, give it like

a slender man smile and, yeah, spindly legs. I'm going to be predictable. Because it's like, if I imagine a bear being scary, like the realism kicks in, it's just like, if I do this, it's not scary because it'll just bug off. Scary is Mike Tyson in his

that's that's fucking scary because that's Mike Tyson in his prime no humans you can um barter with you know Mike Tyson don't hit me

I'll let you fight a gorilla please it's not the scariest thing you can visualize yeah no it is what about you bro no imagine this you're laying in bed and you just look up and you can't move and in your door

your door opens and there he is Mike Tyson in his pine But I like don't associate him With like scary things Well maybe a little bit to be nice He is kind of scary No he's scary given he pulls He chewed someone's ear off

Mid fight, come on Yeah that's what I was thinking about Kind of his crazy history Yeah he he's scary He's scary I'm gonna have to dot points for the lack of creativity though Okay okay I was being realistic okay

Scariest thing I can imagine Man scariest thing you can visualize Mine isn't very creative But I think an argue-sized spider No, just argue with multiple legs That would be Eight legs

He's a spider Spindly eight legs But he's still like the same body in head No, he's argue He's argued just with loads of legs Do you know what might be scarier than spiders In the bug realm Is centipedes

like a big big centipede no i actually agree no centipede argue as soon as you make it like a fluffy creature though it's not scary to me no it is well argue with a hundred legs yeah fucking freaky as fuck that would be cute and funny no that would be think about it'll be funny once legs go past four

shit gets weird yeah shit starts getting creepy past four but it would be loads of funny corgi legs not loads of like Like, what is a centipede? Yeah, but think about 150 legs. No, I happened to watch the brave wilderness with the centipede the other day and they are

so viscerally fucking terrifying. Yeah, they are scary. They are the scariest thing. Okay, then imagine one of them. But with Argy's head. You just made it ten times less scary. Remove Argi and make it a better. No, if you...

What do you mean? The mouth part of the centipede? Antipede is one of the most scary things. It's two like pincers or whatever. Honestly, the giant woman from Gears of War II. That's too big. Once things go past a certain size, it stops being, like, scary in that same way. There's, like, a perfect size for scary things.

Yeah, like, dog-sized. Because if, like, where it's going to take a while to kill you, instead of it just, like, stepping on you or something. because then it's instant you're gone it's not scary but if something that slowly eats away at you and is agonizing

that's fucking scared yeah like a polar bear yeah yeah polar bears are on the bigger side but they still take their imagine like a polar bear that it just looks exactly like polar bear but it just walks around like a human

yeah because one bear stand up yeah if it like a polar bear walking towards you like a human and like But that would be quite easy to get away from No, but it's just

The scariest thing you can visualize Like if it walked through this door It's not, we're too obsessed with the fighting thing Like can we take it on? No, but that comes into how scary something is Yeah, no, if I can imagine myself That's literally how your brain works If there's a polar bear there, especially one

That's just walking around like a human You're fucked anyway Is it wearing human clothes? No, because that would make it more On lean to the humorous side in my opinion what if it's wearing scary clothes if it's wearing the slender man suit

why is the slender man you'll go too like scary because I was scared as slender man okay well no if you're gonna be if you're just gonna say something like the slender man like pyramid head generally really fucking pyramid head's pretty scary

that would fuck me up see it's the spindly long thing that is scary to me no no something that maggots slightly bigger though imagine loads of them you're like slightly bigger like like a paisley size maggot

like them eating you imagine them slowly eating you like king that king Kong movie oh those things are rancid that's actually quite that's fucking hot that's a good answer that's fucking yeah because I remember the bin did I say about the story that work my work because obviously

and I put the whole fucking really bin was just full of fucking maggots and the smell because it was roting flesh I think that's one of the reasons maggots are so, so vile to us, is because it's often associated with that smell. With decay, yeah. The smell is such a strong indicator of things we like and don't, but.

Grave Walker says this, Hey Ming, as an American listener, it's strangely entertaining to hear the gang, James mostly, rag on the US. But that got me thinking, have any of you guys actually visited America yet? And if so, what cities have you been to? and if not what city would you like to visit first and hey if you guys ever happen to be around the Seattle area wouldn't mind showing you guys around

We've all been to America We've all been and let's just say It's a plan for us to go to America Road trip Yeah we all want to go on a big holiday And like road trip Yeah there's lots of America I want to see I've been to America I went when I was like

Probably 10 11ish So I was quite young Went to Florida where everyone goes at that age Yeah Went to all the theme parks You know Went to like NASCAR stuff

Um Drowned in a swimming pool Guns Drowned Yeah I I remember being Going to like a Dunkin' Donuts And a police officer walked in

You know fucking 17 Yeah Yeah That's what I remember that Um As a kid That's a culture shock It's like

Yeah Yeah Went in the airport Like there's just fucking guns everywhere Um Um Yeah I was what like 12

we went Yeah Was that my 12th birthday I think I turned 12 on the plane or something Yeah I think going to like America in that At that age you just don't appreciate Well yeah you have no like autonomy

You just experience whatever Like your parents have arranged pretty much Um Yeah I've never I've been to America a few times But I've never like properly Checked out like a city

Mm-hmm you know yeah i don't know which which state i want to begin with to be honest where it's like the the best place and i guess it depends what you're after so we're saying this the other night where it's like america is so varied so fucking huge it's such a land it's like you can't do all everything in one trip unless it's like four months straight you know proper that at that point you're putting your life on hold you're just doing this this big experience yeah so you just do you'd have to do multiple trips different coasts yeah it seems like there's quite a lot of like road trip

culture there because of like how fucking huge it is and all the different environments and it's like our parents did that they did like they went through a bunch of states like over weeks yeah yeah and like a flight yeah that seems like a good way of doing it but yeah yeah that's what i'd want to do is there anything that like stands out that you really want to see like any landmarks or buildings I want to go to New York as a city I just want to like

actually experience that city yeah yeah same crazy I want to see the Grand Canyon it's like obvious but I do want to see that of my eyes yeah I want to see some of like Central America just the frontier

yeah just check out the frontier like look at the nature even with all those scary animals those bobcats running around rent a shotgun an RPG yeah we could have an RPG each for those bears if they

want to steal our picnic baskets it's just to me like America's not like high up on the list of places I want to go I think what I'm gonna because it's like if I want to go on holiday I want to experience like culture as well and America's it's just fucking England in terms of culture

yeah that is a thing yeah like compared to like Japan or any I don't know man I reckon it is probably quite different I think we just we get quite a big taste of American culture through all the films I know you mean it's not like you're not going to have

culture shock in quite the same way as like going to Japan or something it's like if we go to America it's like oh let's go to McDonald's it's like if we do that here but it's like in Japan it's like but you can do that anywhere in the world to be honest you can go to Japan and get me yeah but their whole McDonald's completely different you could get a squid burger I guess

so it's just I want to go elsewhere before I'd cave in and go to America maybe we've got those good roads to drive surely no they don't we've gone over this American roads aren't designed to be fun

they're straight lines it's just everything's straight it's like what about Route 63 or whatever that's what I was thinking about yeah cars like it looks fucking beautiful in cars yeah

you're telling me those roads there's nowhere in America that's as beautiful as that drive in cars with that song what makes a car drive fun is like what makes a car drive fun is like corners American roads like there is a map before people say oh there's roads there's corners in America I know there's loads of canyons there's loads of togays there's some great

roads in America but like when people say American road trip they mean driving a straight line road trip you're just driving long distance and it's like oh look at the scene of If you are doing a road trip, surely you want it to be less taxing on your brain. The perfect road trip to me is, like, leaving England, going, like, through France, Italy and doing all the mountain roads on there. Intense, beautiful views, lovely roads. If I want to go driving, I'm not going to America. I don't like the whole thing they have of driving there. It's silly.

I'll let the Americans comment about that one Super Shiny Boy 64 has something to say Hey Jha, just wanted to say that listening to the podcast has genuinely improved my mood the past two years I've been listening since late

2019 which is not long before the start of the pandemic and honestly listening to your conversations and weird shit while working out or doing tedious tasks has not only helped me through these hard times but also just generally led me to have a more positive outlook on life. And then he asks a question

about which two animals would win in a fight, which I'm not gonna ask it. No, no, no, no, you got to, you can't dangle that question, that, that premise. Yeah, he just pulled his heart out to us about how, how great we are. No, Alex is the most disrespectful person. He's done it twice today, but I'm like, oh, he's the right question. I, he wrote a question as well, but we're gonna ignore that. You're so fucking mean. Yeah, because I need to, we're at a point where there are so many, like, questions in the suggestions and comments. No, no, come then.

Come, then? Animals, come on. Say it. Anyway, I have a question for you. Who would win in a sword duel between a swordfish and a narwhal? The swordfish would have the advantage of out-maneuvering its opponent,

but I think the narwhal could tank a lot of damage. He's just answered our question. Thank you very much. I think the swordfish will win. Um, hmm. When I think swordfish, I just reminded of that,

it was like an article or something that was spread around like fucking years ago of like some woman who was like impaled by a swordfish and like she only survived because of like a breast implant that like blocked something or some insane shit like that yeah yeah wait so they actually do just do that swordfish they just stab well i don't know um like it doesn't make sense to me why it can't be like a main attack because Because if they impaled something on it, what they do then? They can't, like, take it off the thing. Well, it depends, like, if a shark's going for you. It's purely a defense mechanism. Yeah, you, like, you know, stab it. Yeah, I don't know.

They don't actually duel, do they, with each other, like, giraffes with their horns and shit. Giraffes? Yeah, that's why they have horns. What, they fight? Yeah. They sword. fight with their horn.

Yeah. So I'm picturing the underwater Girard, I'm fucking swinging their giant. I don't see why they wouldn't sword fight, but they're called swordfish, so if they're going to win... Yeah, if that's... Surely that's just because it looks like they're

swimming sword. Yeah, but they they've got the advantage of sword being in their name. In a sword fight between a narwhal and a swordfish. That's why I think a narwhal would win. No, I think that's why a swordfish would win. It's got sword in the name. No, you're putting too much faith

in the naming conventions alone. and narwhal's a big mussely mammal thing with a huge fucking spike on the front swordfish have swords bro yeah but think about it they've got this like twirly unicorn horn right and he's got to stab this tiny little

fish compared to him swimming around great speed how's he going to stab this thing whereas this little guy with a similar size sword well you say little guy but which one's actually the bigger animal a narwhal

Yeah so surely you just have such a size advantage That you're going to be able to Yeah but how are you going to use your little sword head thing Your little unicorn is it as little as your sign The horn on it on a narwhal is very small compared to the rest of its body Are you researching over there James Yeah I am It's a tusk actually it's not a fucking spike

It's a horn Oh is it? Oh is it Yeah It's just a tusk in what the middle of the middle of their fucking brain. Okay, I lied. Their horn is fucking huge. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. So they don't use them to fight?

Which ones? Narwhores. I was more with a swordfish because of just the implication of using the word sword and, you know. So the swordfish is sword, can repair itself. But what does it do

with that sword? Please inform me. Zoologists say the swordfish will not stab of its sword as you might assume is that they slash with it. Oh shit. They slash. Okay. Yeah, like an actual sword. Like it. So they actually do use them like a sword.

That makes them way more terrifying. Actually, I don't like that. Yeah, whereas a narwhal has to stab if it's going to... But I'm just like a narwhal... yeah. Whatever. This is a thing that already exists, though. Narwhal v. Swordfish.

Oh really? This is actually. the other debate and it's been debated for a long time, is he? Yeah, I found some like article or something. On them carnivora.net Narwhal v. Swordfish. Who wins? Six votes. Narwhal won by 67%.

4 to 2. So yeah, my gut was was absolutely correct. No, but they're two different types. No, that's fact. No, that's fact. That's statistics. This has become facts. It's on the internet. People voted and the... No, but the thing is that narwhal's land creature no it has lungs

yeah it's a matter like don't whales have lungs yeah no but this says a narwhal has lungs and breathes there they need to come to the surface to breathe where are they gonna fight where are these two where's a swordfish in the ocean

yeah but the swordfish has speed and it slashes it will just speed off come back slash yeah speed off come back slash I'm thinking of this like a dark source fight right and who always has the advantage in a Dark Source fight? The one wearing less armor with more speed. So you're saying swordfish?

Swadfish. My opinion is not a world, so. Let's do three more. The milk resistance says, So I've been watching the cast for a while now, and I've noticed that you guys have mentioned eating beans at KFC before. I thought this was very strange,

as I've never heard of getting beans from KFC. I live in Australia. So I looked up, UK KFC. website and it's just baked beans in a tub. I need to know what you do with these beans. Do you put it on your chicken? Do you dip your chips in it? Do you just eat it by itself? I'm losing my mind over this. Well you do both. You open it up a little bit and then launch it the car's going through the drive-tham. You mean people. Do Americans not have beans with their KFC? No. So it's just the UK thing.

I didn't think it is. When I saw this comment, I like scream laugh because I was like, wait, so other countries not have fucking beans of KFC? Is it that ingrained that we actually add beans to KFC? Who surely the chicken, five chicken goes of beans?

Especially KFC beans? Yeah, because we're British, we think that. But probably Americans think fucking KFC goes of apple sauce. The beans, the beans don't taste. like normal hinds beans it's not they're barbecue yeah they've got like a smoky smoky flavor in there yeah which goes well so you do you sure there's like a famous Kentucky bean recipe that like comes from there yeah surely they they board a Mexico and that's all got bean recipes and shit so they

what you do is clearly in Australia they don't have it they have goon like we know they're different but yeah you can get a KSC goon bag No, because it's like you open your little certified fucking state-in-forced KFC bean cup. Then you dip your chips in it to get rid of the excess liquid. And then you're getting all that flavor. But then you get the spoon and you just start fucking funneling that in your mouth. So then you get to a point where you can like dip a burger in it, your chicken burger. And your chicken, you dip that in as well.

All your original recipe chicken pieces. Yeah, you just dip. You just dip it. Is that insane? other people hearing that like English people are just crazy man

it's like the gravy it's just barbecue sauce barbecue bean sauce it's like some smoky bean sauce and it's nice it goes well with the chicken it's like what would you do with the gravy it's the exact same thing you buy them

for the same gravy I will say gravy is all liquid beans is beans in liquid yeah no but then you get two experiences you get the sauce you get the sauce you get the dippy sauce, then you get to eat some beans. And what other situation do you, like, dip chips into beans?

Do you not... Have you never had beans with just, like, some chips and some other stuff at home? Yeah, like chicken nuggets. Yeah, chicken nuggets. We talked about this. What was it called? It was like... Oh, that Scottish thing.

The plate... The plate... Picky bits or something. Yeah, picky bits. You get beans and you did. Yeah, beans with... like potato waffle and they obviously touch and then it suddenly turns into

this compound. Yeah but potato waffle beans is fine in my head for some reason but chicken isn't. But like oven chips oven chips. Oven chips? Beans? I hate oven chips I hate potato waffle. I fucking love oven chips. Everything

goes to beans. This is what I've been saying for so long like no I agree. For fuck ketchup. Fuck tomato ketchup. Bean juice. I'm just more I'm... Bean juice is the perfect sauce for everything. I just want to hear from Jalding's who are not from the UK or Australia

I guess because we know the Australia opinion now from countries that aren't those is it weird that beans come with KFC No but I'm I overthinking it around now I think beans is a very like exclusive

British thing but beans are very American as well I don't agree you know No cowboys ate beans that's a fact kind of beans that's not baked beans No, they had baked beans. They didn't... They did have baked beans.

Cowboys have baked beans, I guarantee you. So American culture and beans are tied quite tightly. The same way our bean culture is tied quite... Gail Wolf has our penultimate one. Question for Alex, but all others can answer. A while ago you mentioned using CBD oil, and on your recommendation, I tried it out, using the Sibdol brand.

I haven't heard of that. And I found it to be really useful for my anxiety. The effects are mild, but it takes effect quickly and has no side effects, unlike other medication. I've tried. And I'm looking at moving up from the 5% product to see if it helps out even more. So my question is, are any of the jailboys still using CBD oil? If so, any uses, e.g. sleep or choices, e.g. taking more before stressful events. Keep up the great work, lads.

I don't have oil I don't take oil I think I'm the only one that uses the oil you're the only one who uses the oil I have tea like a 3.5% CBD tea you know caffeine free it's what I use to

before I go to bed and it does me a world of good it's very very good for me that's for reasons we'll get to in a future future video yeah I use the oil most days

It just depends what suits Your life Because it's like for me Edibles work when I'm at work Because they're very strong They work for me, they sort me out Oils I don't find oils the most helpful

I don't really like the taste I'd rather just consume it with something I want to drink Like some vitamin orange spark orange juice you know yeah the oil's just I guess the most sort of cost effective it's the most cost affected and I know if you're going from like the 5% like the 10% it is quite a big jump in money the oils can be expensive like some of the strongest stuff is like 70 70 kilometers it's very expensive and that's that's why I don't do it even though I spend like 20 pound a week on edibles it kind of like evens out it's just the way it works for me but I

I definitely suggest tea because they just worked. It tastes like a tea and you just, it's enough. Yeah, I haven't tried the tea, but... You definitely should. Yeah, I like all the CBD products, to be honest. Yeah, I've tried all of them and I want to try more. Yeah, it's just amazing for anxiety.

You know, CBD has changed my life. No joke, it's generally improved my life so much. Yeah, and it's getting more and more adopted now. It's cropping up everywhere. It is. Isn't it, Jamie, CBD boy? Isn't it, Jamie? I'm not CBD.

Isn't it? I'm CBT boy, bitch. Oh. Right, let's end this. Cognitive behavior therapy. Yeah. Jurassic Joe Fan 2, 3, 4 has our final. Marshmallows are best frozen.

Chuck a couple of marshmallows in the freezer for a couple of hours and then eat them. It will change your life. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. Um, wrong. No, okay. Let's do it. Do you believe him? I don't give a shit.

Oh. Well, I give a shit. Okay. And I want to know. Know what? Well, he's saying it will change your life. Do you think he's... I think he's bullshiting.

Who said it will change your life? This guy. This redditor. What's his, like, profession and qualification in life? How do we know we can trust him? Yeah, go on his account. Well, he's called Jurassic Joe fan, so he's clearly got taste. Yeah, but is he a Jojo fan?

Um, I'm going to assume yes. No, you know what? No. No. No, I'm not... I was just intrigued because it's such a frank, short, three sentences, small amount of words, no elaboration of why this would make it better. It's not what he said, it's how he said it, and I don't care for it. You think it's too blunt? Yeah, he's not trying to, like...

Not trying to convince. He's not trying to ease me into it. That's what has made me so intrigued by this because it's like the confidence. It's just like, yeah, it's going to change your life.

No, but he's got to specify which marshmallows. There's a very, we've gone into the details. Yeah, is it mini ones? Is it fluff? Is it the shit ones

of the sugar coating or is it like a nice smooth M&S marshmallow? MNS. MNS. Jeez. we're done here any final words thank you for watching this episode of the jamie's your podcast we'll catch you next time