JAR Media Posdact - Apple Fliprounder (ft. Slim Shady) - JARCast Episode 298

Episode Date: October 31, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:36 Housekeeping 20:48 Menkind 27:41 Jim Has Something to Say About Cyberpunk: Edgelords 30:47 House of the Dragon, Now TV & GoT 35:27 Mid Break 36:00 What should we ask Ryan Reynolds? 44:32 Spider-Man with Batman Villains 47:32 The Food Rotor Drama 53:16 Games we are hyped for 57:49 Poo Boy Fills in the Details 1:01:26 Soap Bar Dissapointment 1:07:24 Unhinged Chaos

Burn it. Burn it. Burn it. Because I want somebody to love. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to episode 66 of the jar media episodes. I'm joined here by James today for the scary one with the candles. Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night. Ladies and gentlemen, I am the scary one with the candles.

Um, today I'd just like to say this is episode 666 of the JAR Media podcast. Today I'm joined by the Scary One with the JAR Media candles. Ooh. I am the scary one. With the Jarm Media candles. Really cool, really cool. So how are you doing today? Scary one?

There's a flicker in my heart. A flicker in your heart? Tell me more. The jar media candles are flickering in my heart. You know what? This guy's no longer the scary one. Sit your earth down, scary one. what's the matter brother

something normal's going on over here who are you oh I'm the brother that hasn't been mentioned quite yet I'm killer I'm slim shady right yeah you're slim yeah the third secret twin the aborted twin

slim shady I only come out on Halloween sort of thing Oh, just get out of here What, I'm the mean one That's such a slim shady attitude sort of thing Slimshady is a big fan of Patreon though So what do you think of Patreon Slim Shady

I think I'm glad that they make the audio versions possible And also get their names read out in the first and or second Week of the Month Don't they James Yeah What's your Halloween treat Or trick

It's charm media We only do tricks People don't know What they're getting into Until they're in it It's like a loopbox You know a trick in Pimp Lingo

Is someone That pays for a prostitute I would be familiar with that I'm trying to get into the Halloween spirit Am I a axe wielding murderer Or am I a witch Or am I slim shady Or have I got a skin and condition simply

I think you have a skinned condition You look like me when I worked in I worked in a factory sorting through dead rats At a point in my life Very early on in my working career And I had to wear a mask that my face had like an allergic reaction to and I got a really bad eczema.

Really? Did you go red like you'd just killed your neighbour? I went red like I'd just been squeezing rats on a conveyor belt and all their... Would you take out your anger on the conveyor belt rats? No, they took their anger out on me mostly. Really? What did they do? Um, you know, rat such things.

One rat, two rat, three rat, rat four. Five rats, six rat, seven rat more. I got to say, I like the touch of the candles, guys. Whoever's idea that was was pretty scary. Yeah, well done, scary boy. Yeah, I like candles. Well, do you think I should get the iPad and... No.

Yeah, well, I mean, if Alex isn't going to show them, we've just got slim shady, you get your iPad out with... No, I think you should talk more about your murders. Why would I do that on a podcast? The police aren't going to watch. I mean, true. How are they going to know? They're too busy pulling us over for going to McDonald's.

Exactly. They haven't found the body I put in the oasis in Swindon yet. Well, speaking of McDonald's, actually, that beautifully segues us into housekeeping. Because, I mean, I wasn't here last episode to talk about the whole McDonald's exculpades where you idiots got pulled over. You know, I'm not even going to clap back at the... that because we were stupid we were, all we had

to do was nothing yeah that's literally it that all we had to do was nothing no no no that people don't know that this is also cursed because this it wasn't a planned journey of four it's a planned journey of two last minute you're like oh no

let's go to this one oh so you're putting it on me now well yeah yeah no it's everyone's fault but mine yeah okay well um I didn't suggest it I was just a victim on this one. It's Dylan Milne actually you can get this going saying you are mugs.

You don't even need to give ID as passengers. You lost when you gave the keys which was unneeded submission. Be confident. Stick to your guns. Ask questions back. Ask why they're calling out a big moment. Wait, calling out a big amount of cops or why they would have wanted you to stop earlier. Don't act guilty and allow them to open up angles on you. Always ask, do I have to do X?

I.e. give keys, ID, etc. Okay, so with this, you can comment about what we should have done, but we were in the moment as our first experience of dealing with that situation. Yeah, bearing in mind, I've been driving for... A few weeks. Yeah, like, maybe a couple months. so actually we can look at it and be like oh we should have done that but we didn't and at the end of day we were actually in the wrong it's not like we'd actually we were in the wrong but just um quickly

for those who don't know what the hell we're talking about last episode but they had a little story a little anecdote that we've been holding in for years about um us during COVID era where there were certain restrictions getting the cops pulled over you can listen to it and fall in the last episode, but there was quite a lot of feedback from Jarlens on this. But also, I don't know if this stuff all applies during the COVID stuff. It was weird, yeah. Because they changed a lot of rules, and maybe at that time, passengers did have to hand over the idea.

Yeah, I couldn't have told you. But yeah, I agree. In future, I think I will be more like, do I have to do what? In the future? Just one. Don't even stop. No, that's actually like really stupid. No, if you've got half arson, if you can get away.

No, but like... But when they just know down your... Yeah, your license and you need like a button in your car that when you're doing illegal stuff, it flips to a different license. Yeah, I've got one. Son, praising man says, I'm surprised you mingers didn't bring up the cop pulling you over story earlier. Such a good anecdote, especially during the Corncast era,

where nothing seemed to be happening while everyone was stuck in quarantine. I'm just curious why did you guys bring it up now after all this time? Though I am glad you guys did bring it up because I couldn't stop laughing imagining a squad of police cars chasing after the pisser for going to McDonald's. I wanted to talk about this story sooner, but I think we were worried about optics. Well, yeah, because... Not just... No, but there was another like drama during COVID where we did the toilet roll thing, because I've got my like storage of toilet. Yeah, yeah.

And a lot of it is based of that. Just that alone was a bad enough reaction. In the time, that was like the biggest deal. Someone, like, this person broke COVID rules? Yeah, that's a huge deal. Pretty disrespectful of you guys to have toilet paper that you'd bought six months ago before that thing. Whereas now that we know that the people making the rules were breaking it every day. That we can be like...

It's put stuff into perspective. Yeah, but it's like didn't matter at all. And the fact that all the walls were changing so frequently that no. Nobody really knew what the actual walls were. Well, Jam Pooh returns, says during the first lockdown, I was working at B&Q on a late shift, finishing at 11pm. We've been given letters by management to show police if they pulled us as evidence. We worked in essential retail.

One night I was driving back home, and about a mile in the journey, a police car appeared from behind me. Didn't think much of it. But for the remaining two miles, I was followed basically bumper to bumper all the way home. I lived down a lot of side roads, so it became really obvious I was being followed, followed home when I turned off the main roads and I was still being followed. It felt like intimidation just because of how far at my ass they were the whole way. They pulled off when they saw me drive into my garage block.

Seems to me the police just had no idea how to use the new COVID powers appropriately. Side note, during the next lockdown, my first kid was born. I was with him for the first three hours of his life and was then not allowed back on the maternity ward to pick him and my partner up until nearly two days later. All COVID rules which I understand... Wait, all COVID rules, which I understand, but it was at the same time your boy Boris and pals were having all their parties. Pretty lame. Yeah, I kind of alluded to that as why I feel absolutely no guilt. Actually, I have a lot of anger from that period because we actually lost a family member during that time.

Yeah, we did. And I wasn't allowed to go to the funeral and mourn because of these rules and the limits they had on. so knowing that the government was doing that is insulting and I will never forgive them ever yeah um and uh recently for Boris to act like he can just walk back into yeah the prime minister's little stool um i think there's one or two more about this subject oppression editor said i was driving 40 minutes out of my hometown to another town to visit friends during peak lockdown in Ontario Canada at least once or twice a week

at the time we weren't allowed to leave our hometown unless it was for essential services and also had the same household rules a group of us would drive around get fast food or alcohol we never had to worry about the cops once so yes that was complete bullshit and they only wanted to make an example out of you

uh yeah we didn't even get like put on Facebook though to my knowledge they didn't even like say like we got one. Yeah, we got one, the only one we've caught. Yeah,

while all the car boys are meeting in their fucking Nissan micros. And the gayest jar fan said, all I can say after the McDonald's story is no matter the country, A-Cab. What does it A-Cab mean? All cops are bastards.

This is why you want away from them. No. Surely they'll treat you. you worse. Bo, not if they can't catch you. Well, oh, we got one for you, James, from Electric Bishops. Why the fuck is James touching the bottom of his shoe with his bare hands? That's absolutely repulsive, not to mention wearing shoes indoors in the first place,

liked and subscribed, to which, look March Crespi, replied saying, fuck, but wasn't James the one who complained about Jim wearing shoes indoors? Eh? Yes, and did you see what James just did? No, I was reading. He just rubbed his hand on the bottom of his foot, his shoe, and then licked it, and then flipped off the camera. Oh, well, he's got dog's stomach. No, that's the thing.

The whole thing of shoes is, usually my rules are I wouldn't wear them inside, but it's just kind of, kind of, it's just in an influence of being in this house that I didn't actually wear them. What do you mean? I never wear shoes indoors. No, because he does. So I'm like, I just don't think of it anymore. And to be fair, I have not, I have not worn these, like, in a few months. There's not any crusty bits on them, so they're quite clean. No. No, that's trash.

That's not fake. You can't give me a bunch of rubbish. It's infinity trash. You'll both give me rubbish with your shoe or shit. Okay, no, well, I... Huh? No, but you let him get away some slim shadies, so I don't know what you're getting all pream about.

If he gets away of it for so long, I can't feel guilty. I've never been asked by Alex. Can you... Exactly. You get away of it. shoes off when you go upstairs or come into my house. Then it would be like, okay. But why would I undo my laces and then do them off again?

Answer me that. Because it's the most basic thing. Huh? That's how shoes work. If that is a hurdle for you, get the shoes where it's just a little knob. You pull up and then you... No, that's cringe. No, you can get...

Like, I've got those Doc Mountains that have no shoelaces, no Velcro. They just go... Yeah, get them, though. My feet are too sloppy. Yeah, they're sloppy because you don't take your shoes off. What we've learned is I have my shoes off the least and I have supple, perfectly perfect feet. Yeah, you have your shoes off the least. That's what you just said.

No, I have my... No, I have my shoes on the least. When I'm in, I'm walking between my garden and my house, my, my bare feet is slopping on in that mud. In that rain-drenched garden? Which I fall over in a lot. I don't want supple, smooth feet. Maybe I want to be able to walk on concrete. Supple feet, it makes you richer.

There was a lot of fascination over the whole humans-born-fresh line of thinking and the words. Norm's No-Life said, please do humans-born-fresh merch. What is this? Oh, that's my murder alarm. Fuck, I forgot.

He'll be right back. He's just got to commit a large crime. Do not do not disturb doesn't apply when... There's murders to commit. There's murder to be late to my murder because of you two. Well, don't wait, just murder two more instead. I'm gonna. I'm gonna.

I'm going to and I'm slim shady. All right, what was I saying? Oh, yes. Yeah, please do human-born fresh merch. It's legitimately the funniest single phrase that has come from Jarmedia in a long time. I think the phrase alone on a shirt would be perfect. The pure bewilderment on someone's face

as they try to decipher what humans born fresh means would be perfect. And Tregan film says, I have a question. Stop, can I stop you? No, let me say this one. Tregan film says, I have a question. Why did, why humans born fresh? Where did that come from?

If humans born's fresh is going to become anything, it's not going to be some like t-shirt, it's going to be a fucking clothing line that's going to be fucking worn by the best people in the world. I'll send some to Tim Cook of Apple. Yay. Like, if humans born fresh is going any further, it's not going the normal YouTuber merchway.

It's going to fucking Milan. It's going big. It's going hard. We need to get on this now. It's going fresh. Humans born fresh. And I'm leading the way of it. There was like, I didn't screenshot it, but there was, there was a comment that was like, genuinely angry that we went with Yogs instead of humans born fresh.

Yeah, right. They're right. But they aren't right. Yeah, but they are. Who's got, who? No, but this is the thing. We've now got humans born fresh as an idea. If we attach it to the job, we can taint it.

It needs to be its own thing that we can be like, oh, that's ours. You know, you see what I mean? No, I don't see what you mean. Sometimes there's, the mystery behind the brand is more interesting than... But what, it is ours? No, it is ours, yes. Did you like the thumbnail with Bart? No, yeah.

I like Bart. I want to buy a Simpsons hoodie. Get a Bart Simpson's Supreme Tattoo. Oh. With the money gun? Oh, hell yeah. I can rumber. Here's a thousand bucks.

A thousand begucks. Here's a thousand begucks. Beguck, begut, begut, begut, begot, begat. No, do the whole fow. Begat, begat, begat, begat, begat. This proves my music theory. Oh my god, people are angry, but you're over you. Your music theory is just complete dog shit.

No, it's the truth. No, it's true. Begut, begut, baggut. It's not. No, a music expert called you out. What do they say? What did they say? Was it Drake?

No. Picasso of our time. No, they said that Jamie's music food is all just wrong. You're wrong. Yeah. No, it's like... You're just being contemporary. You're tearing down what came before.

No, exactly. That's it. It's like, oh, music. No, you don't get it. It's like, music got all these rules, breath. It's like, no, you're wrong. I'll make a song better than all these shits. Yeah, but would it be better than that song

that's about walking to Poland? I walk to Poland Oh that What was that I saw a breakdown where somehow it is It's like in musical theory He's actually done this like perfect musical theory thing By accident

Oh it's a total accident What's I walk to Poland? The song Isn't it a little yachti? Oh yeah Yeah how do you know it was by accident Because he Because it's a really fucking hyper-specific

Like musical theory thing that he completely did by accident he's a musician no it's like far too deep it's like deep iceberg it's like bottom iceberg shit no but there isn't the iceberg is an icicle music is not deep it cannot be deep it's noise absolutely it is

no it's it's vibration it's vibration and I want to stay at your house but what does that mean that is a bad song it's not I want to stay at your house is great you finished the cyberpunk anime yeah yeah watch whole thing.

The song? You know the song? Which one? There's lots of songs. No, that I want to stay at your house song with all the bits of Lucy when she's... Oh, right. That song is really good. When you don't like it. Did you finish it?

Yeah. It's a terrible song. It's fucking great. It's sad. It's a... I can't remember. No, don't. No, you can't.

Just play it like away from the mic a little bit. you know it you know i'll i'll be reminded once i hear a gym playing it what's it what's it called i want to stay at your house that's what that's the name of it yeah and that's actually the main look i really want to oh that one yeah few the cupboards what what did you what's your issue with it i don't have an issue i like it in the show yeah i like it in the game yeah i like it suits the show well no it's in the game as well no it's from the game oh but it sucks it's a terrible song but it's not it's fucking great like encapsulating me.

You know, I'm, I, I have that with that song from Top Gunn, the beach scene. Yeah, yeah, it like angers you a bit. Yeah. You just like keep needing to hear it. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, yeah. I just think of shirtless Miles Teller. I think of like 65 year old shirtless Tom Cruise, looking like a, Cube Boyd.

Well. Nant-da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-la-la-la-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na- We've got a few topics we could do. Prove it. There was a few weeks ago now. I noted a damn, but I forgot to mention it because we've just been doing crazy casts. No, you're not allowed. Oh, fuck, say.

I was in the city of Bath. No, you're not Thor. I'm Thor this episode I'm Killer Thor I'm Slim Shady Thor Sing the Thor theme Oh I'm Thor Shady Yes I'm Thor Shady

Yeah no I was in Bath City of Bath I haven't been there I think since COVID and all that No Yeah Really? Yeah and two things of note happened The first being

There was a Jarling Who I met No Who I recognised Well I didn't know he recognised me and he said I'm sick of you no I didn't really

you should have when you approach us or see us you should approach us being the most antagonistic person ever actually just like start start interrogating us yeah make us cry beat the shit out of us

maybe not that far and we won't necessarily been on a role of inciting violence on Char that I've got to edit out yeah no but it was Corinne was his name. He was friendly. He was actually working at the time. Was it like a...

Was it like what? Like a coffee, like, plant shop? No, no, it was like a clothes shop. Yeah. For socks? That's where I got my dinosaur shirt. I was wearing last episode. Sorry, I mean, um, idiot Alex was wearing last episode.

Idiot. Who I killed and took his, uh, Ammonite. His most prized possession. genuinely you're banned for that but do you have the second thing of note um while I was there

yeah okay have you ever been into a shop called Mankind no maybe have you James no

because like no exaggerate no joke it's it's the worst shop I've ever been in it's the it's like a chain of shops called Mankind

uh I vaguely I remember seeing one like 10 years ago or something and the whole gimmick was like they sell like gizmos and gadgets for men you know like that type of shit oh fucking ass blast of 6,000 because you know like fast forward to now um not gizmos and gadgets they're lame

they're not marvel enough they're not pop culture enough so mankind one of the walls in mankind was shit you're not it was just piles of pop vinals the whole wall the whole fucking wall covered and what was on the other side of the wall it was like Thanos's glove

and Boba Fett's helmet and just shit like this a Harry Potter wand all this like just tat overpriced tat

but you love tat no I like tat like you know the dick the head not like this and Dobby's grussy and Dobby's grissy but there's just something about

there's something about shops like that and it was like full of people and I was like, what? Yeah, people love that trash. People love... I'm telling you, it was... It's the worst shop ever. There's probably worse.

There's not, bro. We're gonna have to go there, and I'm gonna have to film your reaction and you're gonna die of embarrassment. No, I'll probably walk up. Well, that it's called mankind. Yeah, instead of human kind. It does men a disservice.

Really. Yeah. No, I think that's what it's what men deserve. Why is that? Because if you get, Marvel, plain. Yeah. Do you want to go to our Mankind, Jim? Have I sold you on Mankind?

Um, I wasn't sold until you said they had ones from Harry Potter. Because I quite like, you know, um, like when I was a kid going on walks and stuff, and I find a stick and I'd be like, damn. That would be a pretty good one. Did you pretend for them to be wands? Yeah. And not M9 voettas. Not lightsabers.

Yeah, that's, that's cringy. That's way cringier. True. No, it's not. I think it's sat like, objectively, like, a bit more upsetting. Yeah. Fun fantasy versus killing war. Yeah.

Just like, just something you would have at that age in Texas. Yeah. Pue, pew, pew. Yeah, not epic, whereas one's are lame. Ones are lame. A staff for magic, that's cool. Honestly, Harry Potter's kind of lame. Harry Potter is lame.

It is. Like, there's a few stories I like from it. But largely, it's kind of lame. Yeah. I'm going to be totally real. I wish it was, it went into the lameness a bit more. It tries a bit too hard to be cool. yeah because it is cool it's coolest when it's lame mm-hmm it's when when yeah

like the first one is like you're such fucking cock Harry it's like nay that doesn't belong yeah I don't know I much prefer other fantasy worlds personally yeah well that's it like the high school setting is that what people like because it's like they can project themselves easily into that there is some genuinely good like world building and shit in Harry Potter but the part i don't really like is like the uh the contemporary nature of it

it it exists like in conjunction with yeah i know what you're saying like they go to london and like there's people around in mankind yeah there's like people buying harry potter ones in mankind in harry potter it's like what yeah yeah but it's also a thing that makes it work because it like leads into that like fantasy idea of like you're a kid and you get the magic letter yeah yeah it's a cool fantasy yeah wow perfect yeah i just yeah i find other things more alluring yeah like guns yeah guns are cooler now that i'm older and yeah napalm okay of course you you'd go there, fucking Slim Shady, Christ.

Well, it is Halloween after all. Did you want to say anything about that if you finished it? The Cyberpunch? Yeah. What's the deal with anime and main characters just like pushing themselves so hard they vomit blood? That's like... That's like 80, 90% of anime. Trigger do it a lot.

That triggers kind of... They've done it in every trigger show. I've seen, but a lot of other anime don't, besides like, fucking one piece, Naruto, Dragon Ball, besides those type of ones. Shonan. Yeah, you don't really see it outside of that. Maybe a few, there's,

apart from all of them. It's insane. It's like, have you, that never happened in Evangelion? I also was a bit confused, like. By what? It was pretty simple, wasn't it? Yeah. no like the the motives of the main guy

David yeah what did you get confused by like why he did anything well he was fubbed because of the car crash and yeah he needed money he needed something and then wasn't it established as kind of like an addiction yeah yeah kind of but he gets into like he was living the dream of the the dude who like recruited him

yeah what was that dude's dream the dude who recruited him yeah was it to vomit blood and just get lit was that like I thought that there's like the it's part of it where the whole they know that they're gonna go crazy basically at some point by abusing this thing to to live this lifestyle it's like foreshadowed everywhere and yeah like his mentor goes through his stuff and it's like from the beginning you know the end type thing Yeah, kind of, but it's like... It does happen quickly, and they probably could have done with a couple more episodes. I disagree.

No, like the time jump and everything. The time jump was confusing, because they don't say how long it's been. Yeah, and I've got mixed feelings about time jumps in general, because it can feel like, oh, there was like room in there to, like, do more with the character, and you've, like, skipped over all this growth and changed, so now it almost feels like it's a different path. I know that's the point yeah it depends how it's done because like a lot of the time I think like a montage could just fill that all yeah I think they could have pulled

that off because the montage is how they show that progression yeah early on so I didn't have a problem with the time jump it was more like in the latter bits I didn't I didn't fully understand anyone's motive for anything so like a time jump After the time jump, David was just leading the crew and continuing to do jobs. And Lucy left the crew to defend David. Yeah. She was just trying to protect him. I guess that's what he meant by living his mentor's dream was to lead the crew.

Yeah. Yeah. So while you've been watching that, like I watched House of the Dragon, that Game of Thrones prequel. Yeah. Which has like, that has time. jumps in it where like actors change and stuff um and yeah even even when it's like really appropriate it can be like a bit of a shock sometimes yeah and get used to a new act especially in live action it can be like yeah which one are you meant to be it is weird

it's i enjoyed it overall um but you had to get over the hump of like game of thrones like was that got really shit um um So just, it's like the mass effect problem where it's like, you know where this is going. So there's always like this tarnished, like, poison. But by the end of the season, it's kind of, it's kind of interesting. It's kind of cool. Okay. But then, because I had to get awful, shitty, terrible garbage now TV, which in the UK is HBO Max, like equivalent.

And it is fucking hell is it shit. It like freezes constantly. The subtitles, like, go out of social. or just stop working. It's actual trash. They make you pay... If you want to stream it in HD, you've got to pay Fiverr extra.

But then when you're streaming, it's rarely ever HD anyway. So, yeah. Like, I'm not really like a call-up complainer, but I'm like, I want to call them up and complain. That it's that level of shit. It's fucking atrocious.

Especially because, like, Disney Plus, the way it runs, really good. Never had an issue with it. Netflix for the most part of the same. No, but the problem with NAL TV is you can't just, you don't go on the website and then there's a built-in,

you have to go on the website click the thing you want then download a web player that has no options on to actually change any of the subtitles or anything but every time you want to play like you've got to open the launcher and then it's and then it opens a tab in google chrome and then you choose it you want to watch then it opens it in the launcher like it it defeats the whole point of like the convenience of streaming and i genuinely like might just cancel it and just torrent everything no this thing because i try to watch the spanos You know, I went on it, it was like, only on now TV is the most easy way for me to get it. Yeah.

Signed up, did all this shit, paid for the basic level, I didn't buy HD, opened the, download the fucking player, started opening the S-Pranos, and it was just like, on SD and I was like, oh, why is it not HD? Couldn't find any of the options and found out it had to pay another subscriptions. I was just like, just going to cancel it. Didn't even bother, I just cancelled it. And that's for the fucking Sopranos. It is all, it has the best content, but it's like the worst service.

It sucks. I would say this, if you have to watch anything on NowTV, spend more and just torrent it or buy a Skybox because that has now TV on it that works. Because like, if I could have just bought it, you know? You can't buy things anymore. You can't just buy, like, it's so frustrating. But anyway, yeah, I watched that.

And because I have now TV, I actually started Game of Thrones again. Really? I'm already paying for this shit. I might as well. and I'd forgotten quite how good it was the first what it's genuinely like really really interesting well written

yeah so many good characters so much good dialogue and acting and action yeah really cool fantasy world but I am just going to stop as it starts getting shit and I've decided yeah it'll be interesting to to be able to clock that when you're not like in it Because it was, it was, I remember being like excited to watch every episode, even when it got bad.

I was like so, like, within it. There was, like, a point for me towards the Amr, I was like, okay, we're past the point of, like, no return in terms of, like, there's this many episodes left with this much to wrap up. Like, there's no way to really pull it off in a satisfying way. And I remember the Pinaultimate episode being like, really? It feels like it just goes on to ten times fast forward, like cliff notes. Like, this, this, this, this, this, this, this is the end. So we can make our Star Wars movies that are definitely going to happen. Fucking idiots.

Clever. But yeah, I guess we'll see after these messages. If I don't finish everybody off with my weapon. Car weapon. Car weapon. With my car weapon. Wow, wow, wow. Buy bear bear, buy bear bear.

I do declare buy bear bear bear. Bear bear shirts and mug available now. Check the description below. Anyway, I suppose we should do Reddit questions, huh? This is the part of the show where we answer questions from the JARMedia subreddit. Head over there, where there's a suggestion thread, but you can ask whatever you feel like. Just like, uh, J-H did, who said, hey J-H-did, who said, hey, J-Rab boys, it's me, the teacher. The teacher, the fake teacher.

Oh, yeah, back again with that lies. This is their new lie. Apparently Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElney, McElhenney. McElheny, McElney. McCallony McCallany? McCallony Are addressing

the Law Society at a college in Dublin and my friend is dating the coordinator of the event which means my friend and I will probably be meeting him briefly after the event is there any message

that Yi would like to pass on to Free Guy thanks Mingers Um When is to try getting a camera of Deadpool 3 with Dobby's China Yeah

Yeah No like Nah like hypothetical like just be just just just don't don't be um starstruck that's all i ask i ask just like just like just just act like it's nothing yeah like like maybe you're a little bit inconvenienced yeah no no honestly if you're gonna if you've got this opportunity you ask you one simple question mike tyson is prime or gorilla come on use it we need Ryan Reynolds

view on this like no but genuinely if we could have if somehow the stars aligned and Ryan Reynolds wanted to come on the jar cast and like sit on this tiny chair

that's where he'd go on this chair on Dobby's chair and he'd sit there with his knees by his fucking nipples would do you think we would do it

absolutely we'd pussy out do you think so do you think we'd get too scared of his wit and charm and handsomeness. Yeah, he'd destroy me. He'd fucking break me down into a million pieces. He'd do all his

stunts from Deadpool and kill us. He's actually quite strong as well. But I... This is the detective Pikachu was talking about. Because yeah. Like, he's never been in a good movie. Yeah. Would you say that to it? That's the thing. Like, I can't back down.

You know? So you'd like sit him down and be like, oh, thanks for being here. You've never been in a good movie. I just have to not bring it up. You lose your soul. But then what if it turned out to be the best, the funniest episode? With Ryan Reynolds. That would be iconic.

Like, if he's done videos of like KSI and shit and KS, with KSI doing his classic laugh. Oh, well, he's on our level then. You know what I mean, though? The KSI does that classic laugh and Ryan's, like, jabbing and doing all the chemistries. Yeah. No, but I don't think that would work on us. We're too, like, um, too dry. Well, no, we're too, like, socially broken.

Mm. We're too, are you saying we're awkward? Are you? Yes. So Ryan's, right? Imagine I'm Ryan. Right. I sit down.

Hey, guys. Hey. This pod. I can't. How does, how do Americans say podcast? Podcast. how do they actually say podcast

podcast podcast now I've got greater thing to say here besides the one of another thing there's 94,000 jar media subscribers one of you

has to be in some position or something where we can get a cameo in something we want to be a have a have a cameo in some movie, some series, we need to be in it. Not a cameo, just an extra.

Yeah, a cameo, an extra. We're in the background somewhere. Just something like the next Spider-Man, Spider-Man's watching a podcast and like, we're on screen. No, no, all. For like five minutes. That's all we're asking. And Zendai is like, Tom, what are you watching? I mean, Spider-Man?

Just the jar cast. How does Tom Holland do it? How does he do an American accent? I know. He's one of us. Yeah, one of us. I'd be as good as Spider-Man as Tom Holland. That's all I'm going to say.

He'd be the best Spider-Man out of us. Me? I'll be the best Green Goblin. Yeah. What Spider-Man character would I be? Um... Um, Electro. The ventriloquist.

No, that's my Batman one. Don't hold back. Any... Shockwave No Volture Electro Or Volture

Which version Um Like the one where he's like an old man Or like No I'm vulture Why are you vulture Because I'm Like a coward

That's his whole thing He's a vulture in he You know Like vultures Vultures don't like Do shit they just wait for something to die. Yeah, they, yeah, they're carcass devourers.

Yeah, so, I mean, I don't know. No, you are. So when everyone's finished a plate at any restaurant, there's some left. Yeah, I'm like, you can finish that? Yeah, exactly. You are a vulture. I'm a vulture. Yeah.

You'd walk into McDonald's and say that you're picking up a delivery order when you haven't ordered anything. Yeah, and be like, yeah, I'm 33. Yeah. Is in the number, not the age. I got ID'd for ibuprofen. in the other day. I got ID for aspirin.

Did you try the trick? No, once you get IDed, it's too late. Yeah. If they ask for it, then it's over. Yeah. No, but you do it beforehand. I never get ID'd. They just think of me, like, looks above 25.

Boom. Yeah, but that's because you've got a little moustache. Legit. They probably think you're Superman or something, and I don't want to challenge you so they don't get fucking... Yeah. Pummeled through a skyscraper. but going back to the initial um if we could just get a a little cameo on um a little cameo

and free guy too or like black adam two or something or it's always sunny in philadelphia if i could meet danny de veto what about danny de veto on the cast that would work yeah he just like comes out of the sofa yeah naked yeah naked he sits on this tiny chair Yeah. That's why we have that chair for the celebrity guests. That's why I was there. Yeah. Yeah.

And I'd never talk about his career or anything. Just ask him random hypotheticals for two hours. Who would win in a fight, Danny DeVito or Ryan Reynolds? No, we can do more than that. He can roleplay. Yeah, we'd have a professional actor. Roleplay. Yeah, we could roleplay with Danny DeVito.

Doug the bug lives in a rug. Doug the bug lives in a rug. See him crawling across the floor. See him crawling underneath the door. Doug the bug lives in a rug. Doug the bug lives in a rug. How do you think you'd feel about Dobby's China? I think he'd do that kind of cackle he's got.

For those wondering, the other day I was listening to the Herculees soundtrack and the Danny DeVito song came on. So you want to be a hero, kid, well, whoop-de-do. Awesome. So that song is 16 million plays. But then I noticed in the credits of that song is Danny DeVito, on Spotify, so obviously I immediately press on Danny DeVito's Spotify. Yeah.

Danny DeVito has a Spotify, like, account, and Doug the Bug is, like, his only other... Doug the Bug? Yeah, he's got Hercules and Doug the Bug from 2019. Wow. Doug the bug lives in a rug. Doug the bug knows how to chug. Well, seeing as you mentioned Spider-Man, and Abino Basilisk said a couple episodes ago, it was sort of agreed upon that

Spider-Man is the best superhero, but Batman is the best villains. So would the ultimate superhero property be Spider-Man with Batman's villains, or would this disrupt the balance of the Peter Parker's story? Because less screen time, page time, etc., is devoted to it. But Spider-Man would literally just be gunned down the first fucking day he steps out in Gotham. Literally, they just mug him. Hmm. No, it wouldn't work.

Yeah, it wouldn't make sense. Batman's villains are only good because of the contrast Yeah You know What about like the Joker going against Spider-Man Joker would literally kill him No Yeah

Spider-Man would poo all over the joke The Joker's just a guy Yeah, with a gun There's guns in Spider-Man He's not a guy, he's got acid powers Yeah, he's He's acid-man He's oh my God

acid man was the joker all along no so you want to be acid man here kid well so you want to be alkali man kid what's he doing well you want to be a flamer kid flamer is cool if we if we were born in like the 60s

and then grew up to write comics and we got the chance oh we'd have fucking Flamer man fucking sacrificing himself with a fucking gang now. We'd have Flamer being the one in place of Iron Man. Yeah, that, what I just said.

I am Flamer. Man. We missed, born in the wrong generation. I'm glad that didn't happen. Why? Flamer man. It's not Flamer man, it's Flamer.

Flamer. Flamer man is his son. Alkaline man. Is that? acid man and alkali man right yeah no no it was i thought yeah acid man alkali man where's alcohol they're they're like they're gray heroes aren't they yeah but like surely they they have to like fight because they neutralize each other it's like hmm i see more them of like they're maybe perhaps siblings they have that kind of thing cancel each other out yeah

Because you know, alkali is actually more dangerous. Is it? No. They're both pretty bad. Acid Man would have been a fan favorite, though, that's for sure. Yeah, Acid Man would have been... Acid Man makes me think of Radioactive Man from The Simpsons. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. So you want to be Acid Man then, kid, well. Review Tech Brooklyn Nine-N-N-N-N says, Actually, Alex, feel free to pick this instead of my other question, if it's better. In JARCAST episode 252, Dingle Wand, you lads were reflecting on how James had coincidentally become a lot more agreeable with food, ever since the rota went down due to changes in his outlook on life.

With this in mind, would you consider bringing the rota back, now that Jennings would presumably play by the rules or are the bad memories of the rota too grim to revisit The rota is in full swing and there's been no issue No no that actually No no don't fucking laugh Don't laugh That actually hasn't been issue

Because the day was not a voter day Because of conflicting issues The days where it's been one of our choices There's been no issues So how long has the road to have been back for now? A few months? Yeah. Has it been that long?

It's been two months, I think. Because I've had like four choices, which is four months. Yeah. What do you think? It's been a travesty. It's been worse than when we originally had it. It's been pretty simple because it's a case of... It's a case of...

You've got to understand that it is not a democracy. It's not a democracy. anything is in absolute dictatorships and you just accept the choice no matter what if Alex walks in and says I want free beans and rice you just got to suck it fucking up and eat those beans Why would anyone

Everyone has veto power and no one vetoes Whenever the beans and rice come No because Vitoing is so dangerous Because if you use veto You're getting someone You're antagonising someone Yeah so they're gonna want to veto you

When you next have a choice that's the point that's the point of the veto system yeah but then the lobbying system comes into play where you can sort of band with another member and lobby to get your choice that week but then allow them to have some influence on your next choice yeah

it is generally speaking in Game of Thrones it's pretty much like just as complicated and aggressive yeah more violent yeah much more violent but that is an uninitiated member within the choice someone who doesn't understand the way of the choice so that's where chaos comes from

that's where there is woman or whenever I have a choice because you just like to disagree with me not true what was your last choice wagon moments and we went yeah after like an hour and a half long argument

Yeah, but we Yeah, but we did happen No, but we still, you still got your choice At what cost? No cost. At what cost? And my food thing doesn't like kind of influence it anymore Because I like food

It turns out I actually like cheese Agreed I'll put some cheese in my toasty for the first time like last week. Cheese in Toasty's good. What'd you have before? Just onion? No, just like ham.

Ham and onion. No, just ham. Ham and apple. Yeah, ham and apple toasty. It's like an apple turnover with a spicy little meaty chunk. I hate Apple Turnover. I hate that as a name for a thing.

It's nice. What's wrong with it? It's like a thing. An Apple flip rounder. An Apple flip rounder would be better. I hate Apple Turnover. You know, some just little things just piss you off. You know?

Yeah, like cherry pies. No, cherry pie, that's like it's a pie with cherries in it. Apple turnover, it doesn't inform me. me. It does. Turn over means a pastry has been turned over so it encases the apple. What implies that it's pastry? If it was an apple pie turnover. Oh, it's a...

But that's like calling a pizza, a spinned dough Yeah, yeah, exactly. Squished out tomato pastor. Yeah. Whereas pizza is like, it's obvious what that is. It's like flattened bread with tomato on it and

top of the no only people didn't know what pizza is I keep seeing Dobby there I'm thinking it's fucking Argy laying there looking at me he's dead he is dead fucking got sent to a farm and got

crushed dumb ass every time every time James mentions Argy on the cars there's like guaranteed one comment of someone who's like genuinely upset I love when James says dumbass You call me a dumbass

No, I think it was an idiot actually in a tweet wasn't it Was it dumb ass or idiot? Both Yeah, probably both So you wanna be a dumb ass kid Miniature Rani Says boy, boy Amber, is that an elder ring reference?

It is, you get the miniature Rani who talks to you Yeah, yeah. Any interest at all in the new Modern Warfare game? No. And as a further question, any upcoming games that have the anticipation tickling your toes? Well, let me tell you what? Okay, so Modern Warfare 2 is the sequel to Modern Warfare 1,

which is a remake of the 2004 hit first-person shooter, Call of Duty Modern Warfare. Not to be confused of Call of GC Modern Orfare remake, which was in 2019. No. I am excited for Modern Warfare 2. Shut the fuck up. So I saw an epic trailer for Modern Warfare 2 where Ghost is like, going ghost.

And then I was like, damn, I need to buy... Get me an Apple flip rounder. No, but then I was like, oh, wait, hang on. My PC might not run this. So I'm going to go ahead and buy a 3080 TI for 700 pounds as well as an extra 30 gigabikes of RAM for 120 pounds. And then followed by a new power supply to, you know, supply the wattage to said new abilities that my computing program machine. I'm going to buy it, install it, and run it on medium to low settings. Yeah, so it's in spite.

So, literally just for Modern Warfare 2, I'm going to spend nearly a thousand pounds. I'm going to buy the game, install it and play it, and it's going to cost me just the game. Is that really why you want to upgrade your PC from Modern Warfare 2? Okay, good. Do you know, one thing we're going to need to upgrade our PC for, Darktide? Because that shit is chaotic. We're going to need a lot of processing for that. Darktide comes out end of November.

it's vermin tide based in 40k so it's like grim it looks cool I'm very hyped when's it out end of November next month and it's it looks really good and that's really the only game I'm I'm looking forward to because I'm in a very very deep Warhammer goon for me it's actually a bunch of horror games Callisto Protocol oh the PubG one It used to be PubG, yeah Um, the Dead Space Remake I don't hide for that one

I'll play that Yeah, and the new Pokemon What? Nah, I don't give a shit about Pokemon There's another one I just saw like a On the official Pokemon Twitter They posted like a video of like a ghost dog

like killing someone. I want to play that Pokemon game that is actually about making your Pokemon make guns. What? Yeah, that's a game. It's where your

your Pokemon, you put them in factories and they're forced labor making guns. What, like loads of Pikachu's making, like... Yeah, AR-15s. And I'm not joking, this is a fucking Will game. I'm being serious. This is Will.

No. But then you use your Pokemon with guns to fight other Pokemon with guns. They've already got powers. Pokemon with guns. This isn't real. No, it is. It's Powell World, I think. Power World.

Power World? Yeah. I'm not fucking joking that it's actually a game. What? It's actually a game. Look, they're making fucking guns! They're making guns! Oh my god.

They are in like a factory, what? They are making guns. What's it called? Power world. Power, they're making guns. No, that can't be like a real. What a weird idea for a fucking game. They don't, bro, they're straight up making AR-15s.

They are making AR-15s. They are making AR-15s. Well, here's the penultimate one then from Daddy D. Rock. I'm extremely honored that you boys read my shit explosion story on last episode. That was a good story. Thank you, J.R. Boys, for keeping the flame of hope alive. I'd like to give the added context of mentioning that I was actually driving my dad's car at the time. So if I'd shit in the car...

If I'd shit in the car, I was still screwed, lull. And while it's true, I could have shit on the floor. I wouldn't want to put someone through having to clean up that horrific mess. It didn't even cross my mind to do that at the time. To answer a few of James's questions, why didn't you use the disabled bathroom? There was not a separate disabled bathroom. There was a disabled stall,

but it was one of the two that was locked from the inside, making this impossible. Two, why didn't you just climb over the stall? It's hard to remember exactly, but I did it. consider that. I think the problem is that the walls of the store were too high for me to possibly climb over, and I had nothing to stand on. Plus, I was in full panic and probably thought that I would take too long to arrange without falling and hurting myself. Three, did he have a hoodie or jacket to cover himself with? No, this happened during the summer. So all I had on was my dress shirt and khaki pants. I worked at a department store during this time.

I should also know there were also no urinals in this bathroom. It was only stalls. Not sure why. So that wasn't a option. Shitting in the sink probably would have been a viable option but realistically I think I just panicked and so squeezing under the store was the first thing that popped into my head while under duress. Also I would have just taken a shit in the trash can but then I'd have nothing to barricade the door with if someone tried to walk in and if someone walked in while I was taking a shit in the trash can that would be kind of fucked but also hilarious. Hope this clears things up. You know this is forgetting the greatest weight against the

door is yourself so you literally squat down with your legs against the door and then shit that way because then as they open the door the shit will be squeezed up against the walls they won't see it if you if you if you if you put the trash can under your ass and then late but you're back against the wall and your legs no like like what's it called so you're like floating off the ground no what's that move you do and you're like doing leg muscles you sit against the woolpoo vangers huh gingers you know what I mean do that against the door so they wouldn't be able to open the door because you're there

and you'd be able to shit in the trash can. Well, we can't help him now. No, no, but next time you need to climb over the stool, the next time you're trapped in this scenario. Just shit in the bin. Yeah. What if there's no bin? Shit on the floor.

In that exact scenario, there was a bin. That would have been the answer is to pull the bin to the door, poo in bin. No, that's not the answer, though. It is. Because in panic poo mode, you're like, I need privacy. Yeah, kick the stool down. But he tried that.

The door down. The stalls were locked. No, that's what I was thinking. But no, this is, I was thinking if the shit was that bad, fucking pulling your leg up to kick it, make it square out your ass anyway. Yeah. No matter. Like, it's the same as climbing over.

It's like, this, this dude, this, um, hero, um, in, in, like, current times, we use the term hero too much, but in, in this time, it's apt. APT. a perfect man took a shit for us all he did what no be us is like the man the man took a shit so he can say to everyone don't shit well

a cottage cheese demon's gonna send us away here do you use a washcloth in the shower or do you raw dog the soap also important bonus moral quandary if you don't use a washcloth slash don't have access to a washcloth so you're staying at friend's house then do you directly use the soap to wash the gross parts of your body like your feet your armpits your cock and your balls your ass because it's soap you can't really get it dirty yet put putting it directly onto my feet or ass feels sinful please i need answers ursus ursus um don't use a bar of soap in the

fucking shower you idiot i'd say don't use like a bar of soap that's just done no no don't you soap and I've learned this this is a thing of me if I soap I'll stink of BEO the next BO the next morning like what's wrong as shower gel? You just fucking

and you're fine you don't have to there's no it's nothing unhygienic about it bars of soap they're like dry your skin out they do unless it's like a nice oily one from somewhere or whatever

Marks and Spencers like a default like dove bar of soap is just going to dry that shit. Yeah, it kills you. Yeah, don't use it. It's like using fairy liquid to wash your legs. Exactly. Get some of that nice fucking moisty, fucking squirty juice.

Fucking squirty juice. Yeah, slab it all over yourself. That is the way, that's what you do. You pull your dick down. You fucking... Do you use a washcloth or a flannel? No, I use my hand.

for what bobbing the shower gel in even in your bum yes I'm sliding things up fingers out my ass to get to clean it all out okay not clean it all out

I'm not saying I've got a pooing ass but you know when you to clean my ass you just stick a few fingers up there I use flannel sometimes wait really yes do you actually

put your fingers Get in your ass. I'm not in my ass, but you know, I have a clean bottom. I've got to be prepared. Okay. What were you saying, sorry, Alex? Yeah, flannel.

I sometimes use a flannel. What for there? Your face? Yeah, but only my face. Well, yeah, you can't use a flannel anywhere else. That's what flannel's thought. No. And then I go,

So you want to use a flannel kid What was it, an apple turn rounder Apple turnover An apple flip rounder Can you go get the cookies from the brownies Can you go and get the brownie fucking From your car please, Alex needs sweet one My mom was stressed driving the Seleika

Yeah Yeah she told me she like rev bummed it yeah yeah traffic getting all looks who's this boy racer then yeah it's fucking your car is worth for

the uninitiated it's just like a very manual car because it's a sports car supposed to be good feedback so if you're not used to driving fucking dumb ass motomoto SUVs it's probably a bit I feel like the first time I drove it, it wasn't that rough.

No, you pick up on it because the more you used to a car you get, the more you pick up on the nuances of like the web range and whatnot. Nuances. And the vibrations and what gears and whatnot. Yeah, and you guys. Cars that do that are the best type of cars. Yeah, my car. Oh, your car when it hit that fucking puddle.

He didn't hit a puddle. It was a fucking flooded road. I'm fucking nearly at 60. How deep was that wall? Deeper than the car Bro, the... James went underwater and came back out Like James Bond

Well, all of the seals Where the doors close Will filled with mud So it was above door level Oh, idiot And my car's fine though Idiot I did it 60 and then I continue doing 60

Idiot Just a bit shit afterwards, full bit It was so flooded that you were hit a seal Yeah, Paisley Where do you think she is? He's gone Idiot she's on the farm oh yellow

hit me idiot dumb ass thank you for watching this episode of the jar media so you want to be the Joker kid well why so serious

oh eh that's a pretty good patrick laugh why thank you Sandy do your best Patrick impression yeah no we'll give you a line is mayonnaise an instrument is mayonnaise an instrument

At least try, man Come on Jesus Christ, that's close. Burn it, burn it, burn it. Burn it, burn it! Burn it! Oh my God! Oh my god!

Fuck bro! Jesus Christ! Oh no! No! Holy shit. Why the fuck... We've got a fucking candle down, boy. I got like fucking hot wax sprayed all over.

Really? Look, I'm like picking it off. It's only like so it doesn't do any skin, huh? Bro. bro. You're such a you're such a fake Sorry, I didn't actually know I was gonna fucking explode

I don't even know what it hit Well, it's on fucking CCTV, bro. Ah! Oh shit. There's fucking so much wax down it. No, but the thing is it will dry and it will actually, you can be able to pick it. Oh my god, the fucking cable. Yeah, that's what I was just looking at.

Uh, no, it's not, it's not even warm, because they just, wax dries really quickly. Oh my god. Fuck. This is not even mine.