JAR Media Posdact - Are Snash FLAFF - JARCast Episode 254

Episode Date: December 20, 2021

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:33 Housekeeping 14:54 Accy B Initiates an eBay Extravaganza 25:40 Brief Halo Infinite Discussion 29:48 Mid Break 30:40 Caveman + Pepsi = ... 35:02 When does trolling go too far? 37:31 What parts of the south west do we like? 43:28 Crimbo Music - The Truth 50:21 Which Would Win 1:02:19 5 Pints of Actimel or... 1:04:21 Picky Eating 1:10:21 Alex making up questions

you ready who's that just who's us introing this cast don't mind anyone in a festive cheer jamie jamie yeah i'm wearing the least festivities of all i'm not wearing any festivities this is cringmas festivities not christmas festivities okay i'm only one in the christmas gulag us into this good afternoon morning evening or night ladies and gents and welcome to episode 254 of the jarcast I'm your host Alex feeling particularly festive on this

Saturday afternoon here as always for my beau Jim Cheers everybody Merry Merry Christmas And my other bro James Merry Christmas everyone Before we get too deep into the show Let me shout out the Patreon

That makes the audio version possible You get your names read out In the first week of each month if you're a sandy tier and above, and occasionally an extra little video. How are we doing, guys? How festive are we feeling? I'm feeling incredibly festive.

I am ready for this festive season. It's probably the most festive we've been on Java. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. You've never been this festive. Ironically, I feel probably the least festive I've ever felt for a Christmas in my life. Why is that?

I'm just not in the headspace, to be honest. Yeah, I'm with you. This December's been just hell. Yeah. Well, I don't even, I wouldn't even describe it as necessarily a bad thing. It's just been so fast. You said this the other day that, like, we've all been doing so much the last, like, three weeks where it's, it's felt super long, but it's been super short. So the way it fit, when your days are punctuated with doing things, like, every day, in the moment, like, time is flying.

Because you're constantly occupied. But then you look back and you're like, oh, it's only been one week. I did all this stuff in one week. As opposed to the inverse, like lockdown. Well, in the moment, it felt really long. But looking back at it, like, it's just a blow. Yeah, yeah. There's nothing punctuating that stuff.

Yeah, I don't know, man. It's another one. Yeah, it's another Christmas. Another one for the books. And you know what I'm excited about? What? it's back it's back what are you gesturing to to those listening

I'm gesturing to a bunch of gifts on the table the set dressing lots of the set dressing presents you can see on camera naughty and nice you can't really see the nicees from this angle is okay yeah it's naughty nice the naughty nice gifts mostly naughties I'll tell you something naughty. That's what we're drinking right now. Yeah. We've all got a baillies in hand. We do. A nice creamy

crem de la creme sort of porty-eye baileys to get to Christmas. Injection of a dairy curdled alcohol. Straight into our tummies. It's curdled. If there is a seasonal drink for this season it's bailey's. It was eggnog.

What the fuck is eggnog? I don't actually know. I have no idea. It makes me think of it. It makes me think of like what someone post Christmas dinner who's eating too much

is like vomit it up Yeah Into the bath It's like Yeah My problem is the knob part Like I know egg I can

I gotta know what egg is What the fuck is the knob? What drinks do you drink That have like egg in them Like a protein shake You just go into the gym You've smashed out of a big sash You open a crack

An egg open into a glass You just down it Get rid of the White Just go for the yolk Yeah the other way. Which one do you want if you're being healthy? Well, you separate them and then just chug them

both. Just eat, drink them. Mix them with some like cream flavoured protein powder. That's my eggnog. A creamy powder in the bath. Mm-hmm.

Oh dear. We should brew a huge batch of protein eggnog. Protein eggnog in your bath. And just have a straw. Then we use the gym. run upstairs straw

it will last us like a few months so every time we've done the flavor gets more intense the longer time the deeper you go

into the bath have an argue monitor it before just fall in the bath every now and again just get his hair in it

and his fucking shit in it he'll slowly just become voided completely voided yeah but everyone will be like you give them a taste

of the eggnog and it's like this is like the best eggnog I've ever tried what's your secret recipe bottles.

Yeah, like the Spice Girls with KFC you could never reveal the secret formula, you know? Yeah. Do a plankton impression. Oh, no. No way. Although I do love the plankton voice.

I'm a big fan of plankton voice. Might be the best SpongeBob voice. I think, I mean, it's tough competition. But like, I think you might be right. As far as consistently funny voices that just

get you every time. Yeah. That plankton voice is going to be the one. Yeah. Pure magic. Pure magic. We've got an important housekeeping to do here. Oh, God. Can we just

ignore that it ever happened? Can we just never mention it ever again? We started the housekeeping segment for a reason. It's for moments like this. Moments where I'm correct. Right? let's clean up around here let's do some housekeeping

Hullery's gonna start us off there are so many comments about this I don't know how many I need to go through um Jha we simply won't have it the is Coca-Cola brown or black conversation was not adequately concluded last episode honestly I think Alex knew how wrong he was

so he wanted to end it before that ass pounding had begun and there was also oh what's this one Ian the gamer guy Jamie is 100% in the right on this one All you have to do is pour some coke into a glass And look at it

It's a dark brown, but it's not black What colour something is portrayed as Has no bearing on what the colour actually is For example, Mountain Dew is often portrayed as green When in reality, it's kind of a pissy yellow Okay, okay, let's go into this, okay? What do you mean go into it? We've already discussed this this morning

we had a big conversation at length in a cafe about this and it comes down to technicality it does not it simply doesn't i that's such a conclusion the the conclusion was that i was right yeah yeah it's brown but it's it's a rare thing on jar where two people agree and one person disagrees and the one person the outlier is the correct one that that's a that that's a rare That is rare because the outline is always me and I'm always wrong. So, like, that's why it's rare. But we know it's brown, Coke is brown, but it's depending on light. If there is no light, it's going to look black.

And if there's a one with barely any light, it's going to look black. But, yeah, if we're getting down to the truth of what the colour actually is... It's brown. Then, yeah. I said in the cafe, Google a frozen block of Coca-Cola. Mm-hmm. And you sank our ship. You destroyed the ship. That was a definitive just, oh.

And I saw another argument from someone saying, what color are cola bottles in like a Harry Boat bag? Apparently, you made that exact argument like around episode 100 because this came up before. Really? Apparently. I don't remember. I have no memory of that. I have no memory of it either. Apparently it was a thing.

But, yeah, I made multiple arguments on just the previous episode that were like definitively correct in my opinion. But I don't know Yeah Well we often have Sort of frivolous like Pedantic questions like this I do I do have a counter argument though

Because colour can be Perceived based on how you see it at a certain angle way Perlescent paint Is multiple different colours But from one angle it will be purple Another it will be green It doesn't mean it's either It's both

It can be both And it is both So at times But depending on your angle and the way you're perceiving it at that time it can be seen as black even though it's brown um coke isn't pearlescent though no but it varies on light as you've discussed but everything varies on light exactly all shade color like shade changes is the color yeah so if shade changes whatever if you perceive it at one specific point as one color it doesn't mean it's not that color it's just the way it's being

perceived yeah because that was the pitfall for me was I was just picturing it like a stacked shelf where they're all like tightly packed and you're just seeing it from that. And you normally perceive that as black because of the way light is. But yeah, if you pour a little bit out or shine a light through it it, it's going to grow. Yeah. Yeah, we are humble in defeat but we're also

white to a tiny degree. No, no, there are no degrees in which you're right. Is the dress gold or blue? That's the true question. Yanny or Laurel We talked about The Rock a little tiny bit And there was one comment from De Joker Baby

The Rock's wrestling catchphrase was If you smell what the rock is cooking I'm sort of surprised you don't remember it since It's such a meme Like this whole eyebrow thing I do remember it I watched wrestling Yeah this is one of those things where like I know it

But it's just so unimportant and nothing to me That it like wasn't in my mind As Britain, it's like our culture isn't like hugely influenced by wrestling Because America in that period, wrestling was such a huge thing You remember being pretty big like 90s, early 2000s? Yeah, it was huge, but it was bigger in America. Yeah, yeah, it was like a cultural thing there. Yeah, yeah, here it wasn't.

So when I think of the wok, I'm not instantly thinking of his wrestling, like, background and his racist Chinese stuff. Tyler Schmidt had one about James' watch. activities. Wow, I can't believe I was here for the cast, James said he's done watching anime. Completely not true at all. I've watched anime since. Everyone knew. So many times. Yeah, someone left the comment saying, like, when are you like describing all the different branches of Gundam, like a few months ago, or like a year ago? Um, no. I did try to watch some Gundam recently, actually. I got bored and I was just like, oh, let's go on Netflix and watch some

Gum damn. I didn't even get halfway through an episode. Yeah, I haven't seen that kind of push back to one of these hypotheticals going back to the Coke thing in a while. This one got people fired, fired up. Yeah. God damn it. Yeah, rightly so, because when the person who is clearly correct is marginalized and

so what do you think they would have done if just for shits and Googles say you agreed with us all three of us were on the same side yeah but then we they can't do anything because as a poop it's housekeeping right

and loads of comments would be better we just don't have to acknowledge it I think um I think the comments would have been even more biting more just direct yeah you guys are absolutely idiot

there's no way we would have gone away with that. I think we would have. I'm confident that we would have gotten away of it. Because it's, if I make a stupid argument, as I usually do,

it's like, you know, people will go against it because, oh, it's James, he's being an idiot. But when it's the, when it's the two beltmans

joining together in an argument, nobody will go against it because it's the two bellemans. That's not true. It's absolutely is true. That is totally not true. If, if Alex and I were saying,

Coke is black and you were saying that it's brown. No, because that's when it's me. If I'm saying the opposite, people agree with me. It's like, you can't win. No, no, they're chasing the truth. I see what the jarlings are doing. Yeah, no, they're... I don't think they're chasing the truth.

No, they are. They're totally... This is proof of it. They're chasing the meaning. They're holding us accountable. Yeah, for being incorrect. Mm-hmm. About a fact.

I don't have to rub it in. I respect it. Like, they went in. Like, they were taking pictures of the bottles of coke, Like, it says caramel colouring. It's not black. Yeah, arguments galore. I mean.

Doesn't mean they're white. Christmas present, guys. Slamming us down. But, well, I didn't get slammed down, so I'm feeling pretty good. You must have, be full of cheer. Do you want the hat then? Yeah, I got Christmas cheer for days. I feel like you need the hat to bring the Christmas shirt.

And then as I read the Coke comments, it gradually deflates. Christmas ruined. You've actually ruined our Christmas. Thanks. Yeah, we're not going to be drinking any cola over Christmas. Yeah. Oh, hell no. When I saw that bottle in the cafe, though,

there was like a couple drinking it. There was. A couple tables down. Mm-hmm. And you were just like, there you go, look at that. And it was like perfectly framed so the sun was shining through. Yeah, it was so brown. Bright brown.

It was glowing. We just had to eat shit. We just fucking run on all fours and just... I'm not the biggest fan of Badi's in. drinkable form. What do you mean drinkable form? I like it in chocolate. You like other food type stuff.

Okay. I can understand that somewhat. Just not as drink form. I guess I'm kind of wrong then. For what? What do you mean wrong? I can't say anything wrong about Bayleys. The jarlings will execute me.

They'll just... Well, you're allowed to have opinions. Yeah, babies. Just because you're wrong about the colour of Coke doesn't mean you can't have opinions. Yeah, I can't. They've ruined. They've taken me my freedom of opinion.

I'm never going to express anything ever again after this This is changing Java good Yeah Yeah Let's do some topics Let's do it I want to throw something out there You guys know a little bit about

But it's It's kind of a big deal for me I'm starting to sell a bunch of my Lego I'm doing I've already started the process the organizational process because this has always been

like part of my plan right in the kind of overly obsessive way I like store everything and like keep everything segmented in a certain way it was intentional so when it comes to

selling them later around the line it just makes my life easier that's where I messed up the first time it was just pure chaos okay so let's let's go into this a bit deeper what you selling like what are you keeping what's um i haven't decided for sure there is certainly like

some of the big ucs ones i just hold on to because they're cool um what's ucs oh sorry yeah ultimate collector series so like the big slave one the okay millennium falcons because i know those boxes are in the garage so they wouldn't be sold because they're in the garage that's like too um organized actually some of those boxes in the garage will be uh i'll be going through them like looking I'm gonna I'm ruthless with this kind of thing man I don't have any sentimentality when it comes to whoa so baby Yoda's going um I'll hold onto your baby Yoda because the gym gave me that one no see I'd say hold on to baby yoga because in 20 years time that'll be worth money mm-hmm because of meme um too you have the meme

meme value is worth more than the sending value. Yeah, so I've started the process of... So you originally bought a bunch of this Lego to be sold in the future? Here's how I break it down on my head. I know that buying it, then as soon as I open that box, the values changed.

It's lowered. So I know I'm potentially not going to for every set get like a, a profit in years and years time or whatever but I think there's enough time for some of these sets like I'm probably selling like a bunch of like

Rogue one shit whatever Rogue one's like a good example because that's a movie that people actually like people want certain sets from and stuff when they stop selling them at a certain point to like certain ones get more valuable than others this whole fucking market is bullshit

So you're like keeping all your like architect ones or is it just that you only get rid of style Most of my ideas, sets, most of my architecture. It's just most of the, like, just guff shit. Like, I've got, like, the Hoth UCS set, which sucks. I'll definitely be selling that shit. That's one of the worst sets ever. Like, just straight up.

Just, like, the bits of Hoth. Yeah. And, like, the little battery things. It's like a little tiny nipple gun thing. Just garbage. Yeah, that is awful. Actual bad. Has that appreciated in value?

Well, the only reason I got that is because on, like, the Lego website. like in 2018 or something had it on like sale for a crazy amount so I just got it okay yeah so I'm like I'm not I've timed it pretty badly because why would I start listing shit on eBay like a few days before Christmas yeah um but after in the new year it'll start listing stuff on eBay yeah that makes sense and it reminded me of um the first time on man man boy boy man making that little video with like all the pictures of the old hall um I've still got that video Old Hall

You know The first time Like I was selling all the Lego Yeah Yeah because it was like When we were in school basically You were just like I'm selling all my Lego And you have these big box

And yeah Yeah I remember that Like incredibly Yeah It's weirdly like just tied into the whole Process of everything Because it was like Didn't you use that money

To buy your mic or something Yeah you got your laptop As well My first camera and stuff It was That was part of my motivation because I was doing like photography in sick form and needed like a nice camera

and it all is just like knocked on from there I guess but yeah I'm just feeling like it's time because no I remember that day because like we said in the last video it was the day I threw the plane downstairs that exact day that was the day because we had all the Lego because I was just like photographing it and getting it all together and I was just like okay Alex is doing this I'm throwing that plane down the stairs and I did yeah we don't need to talk about any that anymore than we

Do you think you can predict just like when, when sets, say, a new Star Wars movie comes up and you see the sets, can you predict which ones are going to be the... Yeah. Really? Mm-hmm. That's part of my strategy too, this whole time. I... You see that? Like, I have a purely coincidental one of these, for example.

Like, I was just scrolling through YouTube the other day and there at one. as I suggested, top 10 most controversial Lego sets. Guess what's in there? Jabba's Palace. The Jabba's Palace that I own. And I think I've still got the box, too. Why is it controversial? The real Jabba's Palace is like vaguely looks like a mosque. Oh, yeah.

So there was like a case put forward that it was like, I don't know why it's inherently controversial just because it looks a bit like a mosque or whatever, but it's way more valuable on eBay now. That's the thing So yeah Because normally when there's controversial things They take out of print

Or usually that's what companies do It's just like, oh, pre-controversy sets I think we talked about one like ages ago There was this like military vehicle That like somehow got really far in production And they had like boxes made and stuff But it was an osprey, I'm pretty sure Yeah

But they've got a rule where they won't make sets On anything military So they pulled it off Shelves even though it was like done The product was done so there's like black market dealings of army lego well they call that lepin lepin

lepin we had lepin no lepins like the chinese rip-off of lego they just they take like the molds and everything and just they just sell this like the slave one for fucking 80 quid with their shit like plastic and the same instructions and everything

christ yeah that is dodgy well thanks for getting me to clarify what UCS is. I forget that like people don't know what like brick link is. It's like when I say like car terms like that same thing and I'm just like oh okay yeah. It's silly but

yeah it's quite a safe investment to be honest. Yeah I think I was talking to dad the other day and he was like yeah I heard like on the radio like gold is like appreciating worse than Lego. It's like

it's more dependable than fucking gold. You see that's the That's the cryptocurrency that you should be investing in is like... Lego. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's just hope nobody gets you any Lego for Christmas.

I'm always down for new. New Lego. That's the problem as well. There's always too... There's too many good sets coming out all the time. Yeah. They just release this like ridiculously detailed AT80. Like a huge one.

I feel like there's like... So are you going to sell your old AT80? to you and get a new one. No, I think I'm done with the Star Wars for now. See, I feel like the Lego and Star Wars is so intertwined. It's like the Lego, everyone thinks

at the Star Wars sets. I'm also just, I don't know, I've just had enough of Star Wars at this point. Yeah. Yeah, I've got the fatigue. Yeah, I feel you. Like shifting into the ideas and the, you know, the more quirky stuff.

I'm really into the, um, the like NASA stuff. and the rocket they're quite expensive though aren't they because they're like well not like technical I guess nowhere near expensive as Star Wars with that licensing bullshit and you know I like all the Lego sets outside of like the Star Wars stuff like the NASA stuff the technique like when you're building like a car of an engine and the architect stuff I really like them and I'm going to get some eventually because it's just like I like it in the house it looks yes they're really branching out like the flower stuff

and yeah the fact they're at least a Seinfeld site it's like wacky to me I could never picture them doing that like 10 years ago. Yeah, no way. So I had to snag that up, of course. Yeah, they're definitely leaning away from toy-ish stuff.

I mean, that's obviously still a big factor for them, but... I think they're trying to break into the adult market more. Yeah, I think because now Lego's been around for so long, they know that there's all these people that have grown up with Lego, but they're not going to be wanting to buy, like, toy X wings.

To an certain extent, it's like trying to break into the kids market now is like you're competing against Fortnite. Lego versus Fortnite. I'd say they have the kids market pretty covered. They do, but like Fortnite is big, it's big, it's huge.

Like, if a kid can play Fortnite or build Lego, they're going to play Fortnite. So it makes sense, then to just sweep the demographic over to more like an adult. Fortnite Lego. Is that a thing? There you go.

No. There's Minecraft Lego, which I feel, I'm fine with that, I think. Surely there's going to be the Lego Fortnite crossover. There might be skins in Fortnite. This is a thing, like, what would you even, like, sell?

What would the sets even be? Rock? Yeah, the rock. No, I think it won't it won't go one way and that's Lego in Fortnite. I don't think it'll go the other way. Like a Lego Man's skin. Yeah.

Which says a lot I think. If Fortnite's able to consume Lego. We'll see. Halfo foo next year, Lego Fortnite, watch out for it. It's gonna happen. I mean, yeah, they're swatting up everything. They're running out of properties to even like

feature. They haven't, though. Is Dobby in Fortnite yet? I don't think anything Harry Potter isn't yet No isn't Voldemort going to be a thing in fourth Or it already is He probably already is If we're thinking it is a thing It probably 100% is Like Warner Bros has the rights

All the DC shit has been in Fortnite It's gonna happen Everything is a fantastic beast or something shit Everything Disney's already in it Cooler Duty is going to be in it eventually For sure No Do you guys have any topics?

For sure That's definitely gonna be in there Apart from stuff I've had Halo Infinite written down here But I know It's like every episode There's something to do of Halo Infinite Actually

We should say it The irony is we were like On the build up to Halo Infinite We're talking about it constantly And then as soon as it comes out We stop talking about it That's kind of how I feel about the game Oh that's funny

But you did a video for it though Didn't you? Oh yeah And it got fucked That would have been The extra video Last week But

Is this the first time we've lost the Java video because of just the the video recording the gameplay was like 37 frames a second for some reason it was supposed to be at 60 so the weird thing was it wasn't a consistent 37 frames

uh huh it would like fluctuate between 60 and like 25 which uh yeah if it was just a constant 30 you could work with that yeah but it's not it's so horrible it looks awful um and we couldn't salvage the audio because we're just talking about the visuals

so yeah um it's just a bust i have played it though i did sit down like last when we last recorded i sat down for like 20 minutes in and i played a bit of the free room and they yeah they really nailed the combat and like the the sandbox like i'm happy it was fun playing it and just being like oh i can pick up these things and do all this have struck up grapple and whatnot so they've nailed that and i'm really happy for that because i did have fun playing it but it's like we all know the pop nose of halo at the moment it's just it needs a year for it to be just a boom out of their great product of Forge. It's just don't play it until then, that's why I'd say.

Yeah, I don't think the campaign has lived up to my expectations. Yeah. He's a good sandbox, though? He's a bit fun for a few hours. Yeah, the 30 seconds of fun is, like, the Halo thing, and they've nailed that perfectly, but after playing it for 30 seconds, I've sort of feel done. Did you actually finish the single?

No. I'm I assume about halfway through maybe a bit more You've had your fill And yeah it's I just haven't I've had moments where I've had like a spare hour Or something and I've thought I could play this Or I could like

Watch The Witchess Season 2 which just came out Yeah weirdly I've Because of the single player it's made me like the multiplayer more Because I'm just more used to the sandbox Yeah yeah yeah I just find the skill ceiling in the multiplayer to be something I actually want to chase as opposed to like Halo 5, where it's like this is just obnoxious, like, how sweaty this is. Whereas like using all the like abilities and shit and bouncing grenades around and grappling and shit.

That is like super fun. Yeah. But, yeah, I don't want to stay on this for too long. So I feel like we probably should just do it separate video. Yeah, I just wanted a video, but brief sort of. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I'm like

crazy when I hear like people talk about the story and stuff I don't really like it there's definitely an improvement but like it keeps coming back to that where it's like just because it's like better

than the awful things that came before it doesn't make you know like it's not yeah it's not quite what I was expecting there are great moments gameplay ways even I found

I'm talking about pure narrative Oh pure narrative From what I've seen It's actually I think I really don't like it It's like 50% that And then 50% a guy

Just being He just hates himself And you, the player You just Mm-hmm You should finish it And then we should do a As they say

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I hope people out there enjoying it. Anything else to throw out there before mid break? No.

We'll see you after these I was going to say Christmasy messages but that would just be normal. Probably. Yeah, normal messages. See after these normal messages. Um, hello. This is me, Argy. Oh, you do realize that there are Mibo shirts

available, right? Take a look at the really cute shirts. Look at in the description or under the video for more. Ow! See, I'm telling you to work out more. That's not how you should. Your leg should be so huge that I can't put my hand on them. It should be flat.

Yeah. The Minecraft leg. Don't you forget about me. Welcome to the second half of the so we answer questions from the JARP Media subreddit, head over there to the suggestion thread and leave us questions about whatever you feel like. Just like Tellio Ardoitsu did, who's going to start us off here? What would happen if you went back in time and gave a caveman a bottle of Pepsi? What would the butterfly effect be?

This brown. Um, man, I didn't know. They probably would like... Kill them. Yeah, we'd kill them too. The sugary content would just... What if it's Pepsi Mac? They wouldn't kill them.

No, but it would fuck them up. It's probably like the cleanest liquid they could possibly consume. No, they drink out the sea. Cave men drink out the sea. Where else are they going to get their water? I don't think there would be any butterfly. I think, no, they would go into a state of like hyperactivity if it was like full sugar. Yeah, but it's just one.

They would think it's like the devil or some shit. They'll believe that it's like, they would think it was like holy from how delicious. Yeah. It would be. You would be. Maybe that's what started the first ever war. Like they took a sip and then like everyone was like, oh, let me have a sip, go on. And then they start fighting and they start warring.

Yeah, I can see that. And it's like so limited. like one bottle of Pepsi. It would be the most valuable thing on the planet in that time. Maybe it would cause currency to be created by humans much earlier than otherwise. They're like taking little sips behind each other's backs. Yeah. Because it would be the rarest resource on the planet.

They'd like take the label off the packet and like stick it something. Yeah. And all the cave paintings would be Pepsi logo Yeah And there's a present Like full circle thing And then

Yeah I don't like that I don't like that I like that idea What a caveman drinking Pepsi No just think of our history of change Imagine the Roman Empire if they had Pepsi If they had one bottle of Pepsi

Yeah how would they feel about a fizzy drink a carbonated drink actually yeah maybe they'd hate it because of the first time opening it it would surely that would be like the scariest fucking

yeah we'll terrify them and drinking it if you drink it too fast you get the nose burbs and that's not the most comfortable feeling and if I feel like if a caveman got a nose burp that he ain't gonna be a happy caveman

yeah no I think that that's just my opinion or they might adapt to it as quickly as much modern humans have. Yeah, and just love it. Yeah.

Do you ever get nose burps when drinking through a straw? No. I don't really get nose burbs. Yeah, I don't really get that. You don't get nose burbs if you drink like a carbonated liquid really first. No, I can, I never get like a weird nose thing. I used to. I feel like it stopped a long time ago.

Yeah. Like if I'm really, do you drink soda? What's your like approach? I, um, I pour it into my mouth and swallow. Hmm. Well, I normally put it in a time machine and send it back to me. Yeah. No, because I, I'm more of a like, you know, just, I just, I can't do that because of how it affects my nose.

See, I do that until I, like, my body will not let me. And then there's just, like, so much carbon that goes, but it doesn't really interfere my, uh, I just realized it. My nose might stop me from experiencing it. But James is saying he doesn't get a nose burps either. It's possible. I can just gulp it and be fine. But I'm nose to saying certain smells coming back to me.

Like certain, it's like it's gradually coming back after COVID. Yeah, like tasting things a bit stronger. Actually being able to smell things a little bit. It's crazy to say. Like my own B-O. Yeah. Yeah, the COVID's affected you so bad. A monumentous moment.

I stink. I stay. I stink. Rip Flu does one. A question mostly for Alex. We, admittedly, a good chunk of it is me. I just can't help myself. Are still annoying users on the R-slash-F-fnaf sub

by derailing their posts and pushing the narrative that James actually created Fnaf. And Scott Cawthorn shamelessly stole the idea. Have we taken the R-slash-Fnaff trolling? too far. Yeah, when exactly is trolling too much. Is it wrong that we are specifically trolling children who don't know any better? Yeah. Like, at least try and troll people your own age.

Fucking bully. Um, I would say, as far as this one is concerned, it's, it's fair. Why? Because they like Fnaff. Is that it? It's Arsnash Fnaf. There are other... Arsnash Faf.

Yeah, there are other, like... What did I say something wrong? Uh, Snash Fnaff No, Snatch He said smash, right?

Us Snatch Fnaff A slash Fnaff Right There's that one But there's like Five Nights at Freddy's Reddit

I'm sure there's like a golden Freddy read it Like just make a new one I feel like You know It's like such a troll And I tried to go on it earlier And it was like Locked or some shit anyway

What's your Do you guys disagree? I say personal judgment, there's levels to it that everyone, they're going to have their own level, you know? Yeah. Don't take it to a point where you're just like pushing it because it's a thing and you don't want it to stop.

Yeah, you want to be a trickster, a tinkerer, not a bully belittler. Yeah, a bully belittler. Which, of course, can be difficult when you're dealing with our Snash Fnaff. you said it again really you said smash

I say R slash Fnaff R slash Fnaff R slash Fnaff I'm like I'm like mixing Ar Snash Flath

It is hard actually It's like quite a tongue twisted Everybody at home listening to us Try saying R Snash Flath Well that's a good name Our Snash Flath

No part of that's gonna get like pinged for being like rude or anything Snash, might. Snash. No, Snash, which. But we could be talking about the movie, Snatch. Mm-hmm. True.

Maybe what I'll cover. Just like Vibranium Donga. First time they're new to Reddit. Considering how much you like to dunk on Swindon and other parts of Wiltshire, what parts of the South West do you like or frequently visit? I've lived in Bristol my whole life, but I'm moving to Chippenham next year, and would specifically enjoy your take on Bristol, assuming you've been there as it's so close.

been binging all your content for the last three months so keep doing what you're doing can't wait to find out I'm moving to a shithole game on yeah chippinem is a shittal chippinem is a shittall but it's got some you've got train station you got a train station you got loads of coffee places

more there's more being built right now you've got Costa and then like one minute away you've got Costa drive through nice yes I still I still don't believe that's true it absolutely is bro I actually bet you money on I'm confident enough where I'd bet money

Okay, no, but we saw it written on the actual floor. I saw it written, like, in the text that they, like, put on the floor. It said cost us rifu. Yeah, it said cost it, because I double took, like, no fucking way. Okay, how much do you want to bet? 10? 15 quid right now. Tenor?

Well, I'm not. I'm not. It's not fair if I bet with both of you, because then... No, because we're both using the same arguments, so we got split the money. Okay, so that means it's a fiver from each of you. if you lose Unless we've been done in By the people building the place

It's not possible There's no way they would Accidentally put a rival Competitor coffee chair Yeah that's impossible The cladding is wet The cladding is wed It's definitely Costa

You'll be a better story If it is at Starbucks Well I've been to Bristol Yeah Bristol's cool Bristol's the white They've got on nice wagamamas Um You can go to Swindon and get a Wagamama

Yeah, but that's going to Swindon, boy. You go to any part of the country and get Wagamama. Yeah, including Heathrow Airport. Bristol's cool. It's, um, I like the fact you can get around it so easy and conveniently, and it doesn't feel like a crazy swamped city, like London. Yeah, it feels like a massive town. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm a big fan of Bristol.

What? They just, we keep bringing up, like, mega chains or whatever, but they've got a Lego shop there now. Just bringing it back to earlier. Five guys. Is the five guys near the Lego shop? Very no. One minute away. It's the place to be.

I'm trying to think of other places in the South West. Because there's like Lake Hock, Lackham. Bath is incredible. Bath is very nice. Love Bath. And you've got places like, yeah. What's it? Marlborough is pretty nice.

Marlborough is very nice. Very nice. It's known for having the, what, widest high street in the country. Or something. Nightmare to park. Don't do that. It's good to wait for his car park. Easy peasy.

No, we live in a very nice area. If you forget Chippenham, Trowbridge, Swindon. We live in a nice area. Melchham. Milksham. Milksham might be one of my least favorites. I travel through Melchum every day. It's so bleak, because it's just a big housing estate.

There's nothing there. It's just loads of housing estates joined together. between like two shit places Miserable That's exactly right So if you're gonna move to Swint Chippenham Good luck As far as like

One thing I'll praise this area for Is most environments Nice walks if you're like Hikes and things Really good for dogs and whatnot You've got the white horse And all these like historical bits You're Avebury nearby

Avery yeah Avery It's so very nice one We're talking about just Wiltshire because that's all we know. Yeah. And that's also... And that was the question too, right? Well, Southwest.

There's more to the Southwest. Yeah, of course. We can only talk from... Devon. Experience, but... Yeah, good luck moving to Chippers. Hopefully you got a nice foot. Maybe he's moving to the mega Bunce part.

Oh, no, Bradford on Avon as well. Mm-hmm. It's actually... I work there. Yeah, of course. Really fucking nice. And you've got all of the canals up that way. Really nice. That way onwards is, like, super nice.

Yeah, I forgot about the connect Voted one of the best places to live in the entire country. Really? Bradford. It must be bloody expensive. Yeah, bloody expensive. And they have shit wodes. Really shit woads.

I mean, it's just a wudcher thing, though, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, if you're coming down to Chippenham, the wodes are all shit everywhere, so get used to it. And, yeah, there's just traffic lights everywhere. Yeah. If you go out of your town, when you go back, you won't be able to get in because there would be wodeworks put up in the time you've gone. Yeah, roadworks.

And every exit to the town, and every town next to it, also have roadworks. So you all get roadworks no matter where you go. And everywhere where there's roadworks, after the roadworks are done, the road is worse. Yeah, they've built it worse, which means they're going to have to fix it soon again. So if they finish roadworks at one week, in two weeks time, they're going to be doing it all over again. And that's basically all year, every year. The council likes to schedule all the roadworks that need to be done at the same time. so just every road is fucked

and you just can't go anywhere and you can't drive anywhere without being interrupted at least once. Yeah and then one of the workers forgets their phone like down under the road so they get all up again the following week and it ends up. It's like they did road works where on the road you live and

that was like fucking 20 weeks or some shit. It was six months and the roads now fucking awful absolutely atrocious. There's like a carved line through the entire and it's not it's not level with the actual road either thanks Boris fucked up the carvings now that segway just doesn't make sense good fluid has one for us Christmas

music love it hate it indifferent I need to know nobody likes Christmas music the only people who like Christmas music have never worked at a job where you've got to listen to it all day every day all Christmas season You want to kill yourself day two. I actually forgot about that aspect. Maybe that's why it's so deeply ingrained in me from like working in retail and soon as midday starts. The weather outside.

Midday? When I was in that shit garage, it was like nine. At least where I was working, they'd like wait till midday. Then it starts blaring. Because it was, mine might be different now. It was just a normal way to you. You really liked that, um, Eskimo one, right? Oh, is that like.

like really breathy No, no No Ski-mo That's the worst Christmas song No No No

No Fuck that's I can't do Christmas songs I've listened to none this year By choice And I'm happier

Because of it I feel like A lot of my Christmas music Distain Is from Our Mother Really

Yeah Would she play it a lot? No, she hated it. Mm. Okay. So then I just grew up thinking that it sucks. And it does. But I want to be like...

Festive. Festive. I want to be more cheerful, you know? I think it's a negative association thing. So many people love Christmas music, though. Even when it's like, it's going to be playing for like a month straight at work all the time. They're down for that because it's like this one month of the year where it's like, Everyone's happy.

Everyone's ramping up for Christmas and everyone's going to have a sick time. Do you know what? Do you know there's one thing that will probably completely change is like spending a month with like a super festive family in America? Because they go all fucking in with Christmas. So that's probably, that would feel amazing. But it's just not a thing here. We don't have that, that absolute festive obsession.

I don't know about that. Some people get mega into it. Like you walk past some of the houses. On average, the American family like. a lot more into it and like taking pictures of all the family they got us to do like

custom Christmas card and shit we don't do that here that's like not a thing maybe in tiny a tiny percentage but on a whole America do festive things probably more than you'd expect

here yeah man just going off the people who have like the crazy lights everywhere like yeah you can make you know you can assume a lot of effort must go into that like

and especially like families who have like kids and stuff like yeah I get it when you've got kids because you want to make it because I remember But my Christmas is as a child. My parents tried to go all out

and they tried to be super festive. So I get doing it for your kids because that's like an experience they should have. It's like as an adult, I'm like, you know, festive one, yeah. No, no, no. Eskimo. Like Christmas to me is Jarkinjimus.

That's the whole thing I get about. That's the whole Christmas season. Jarkinjumis. Yeah, we've got a weird little bespoke. family tradition we do so our Christmas is a bit it's quite unique yeah because I remember like finding out that it wasn't normal to have to wait till like five in the evening to like open presents yeah yeah because like most of my peers that school and stuff like played video games and shit and they'd always get a game at Christmas and it'll

be like get up in the morning open presents play play the game me me at one more two Yeah, yeah. Nine o'clock I'm ready jumping on those lobbies and getting shouted at five people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but there's a whole culture around it, because it's the Christmas kids. If you're on a game, Christmas Day is like you just fucking go in and you can ruin these kids fucking Christmas. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, that was a whole culture.

Yeah, they're really bad, like, idiot kids on like Cold Duty. Yeah, so you can get your card, it's just a card. It's basically the same as like free-to-play games because it's just full of babies who have no, like, income. yeah they just play yeah i don't know um maybe it taught me uh patience i think but i remember do you remember like the actual torture like as a child how it felt yeah how arduous even though it was like a small handful of hours really yeah when you're like a little baby like those those hours i guess are more meaningful you haven't experienced that many hours really i remember one time we delayed it and we opened them at like 12 or 1

horrible because I'm up at six on Christmas Day so excited and you're doing your your stocking and all that and then it was just waiting for that waiting for that fucking four hours was just like, can't do it I just couldn't do it well I remember one Christmas

like this memory is so vivid to me like I was so frustrated from waiting I couldn't take it I was like just losing my mind actually just like my life is done fuck and then like mum must have like

noticed or picked up on it and like just went and got one each and it was like that's just a little like yeah it's it's like it's like you're coming off of heroin

and you're like just one hit just one hit come on yeah yeah yeah and that's that's how it felt for memory and now

I remember that same Christmas yeah it's like burned into yeah the brain did you were you like

I imagine you got up quite early of excitement Do you remember trying to eat breakfast? Like, I could not eat breakfast because I was so excited. Well, normally... I don't ever had, like, a normal breakfast. No, normally, for me, it would be like open stocking presents, get chocolates and shit in there,

and then just eat sweets and chocolate for breakfast. Yeah. And then now it's like, I'll get up, drink loads of alcohol. So I'd buy this biz as soon as you wake up, boom, and then whatever else just starts. Yeah, I only really started drinking on Christmas, like a few years ago. it does help keep it more relaxed especially because it's like 20 plus people

that I wind up in like a tiny little nana's house Yeah you have like We have like the most periposite like Christmases Because you've got everyone in your family comes down It's like four dogs fucking Six kids running around It's fucking chaotic And for me it's like my parents and I

It's like such like an anti-festive type thing going on But that's just the way Christmas is And that's why I jar cream is is special. And we've got a cringness here for you. Anything else in this one? Before we move to this other question from

Samana Boni? Keep them coming. Okay, we've got one of these Witchwood wins. Right? Do we even want to bother? Yes, yes. It's a which would win? Yeah, fuck, yeah.

So listen carefully, right? Because that often gets lost in the parameters of the question, right? Which would win in a giant Coliseum battle scenario out of the following animals? All animals are in their peak

physical condition and as a bonus how long do you think you could survive in the midst of this battle? We can worry about that later. So we got a polar bear, a hippo,

an alligator, a lion, a giant snake, a gorilla and a rhino. The snake's gonna fuck you, No, that snake doesn't have a chance against it. Yeah, that snake's fucked.

So these are all fighting at the same time. This is in like a Roman Coliseum. I've lost already. And they just let loose. I thought we were fighting them all. No, no, no, no, you got hung up on it. That was a bonus. No, this is just them fighting.

Which would win? The snake? No, that snake. No, okay. It needs its environment. It needs that dense jungle to get away with what it is. Yeah, but... Whereas a rhino.

And it's a giant snake. It's not going to be that fast. a giant snake snakes are fast as fuck not a giant snake have you not seen those videos of people like picking up these giant snakes yeah they can barely move against a rhino I guess no no the snake

would last a while because the other animals would fight and once they're down the snake would wrap up and constrict it and that's how it would get the kill but it doesn't cause using it as a whip or whatever No, the gorilla won't. I think that's the only way the gorilla won't. We've got to break this down. We've got to break this down because there's too many different kinds of animals here to just forget.

No, I think the answer is simple. What? Why no? The rhino. Because it's got armour. It's like a tank against the flesh. What of those things can beat a rhino? None of them.

Polar bear. I say the, the, it's rhino and polar bear. There'd be the last ones left. Yeah, it would come down to the rhino and the polar bear. But I don't. I generally think of why. Rinos are like the same size as a bear. polar bear, right, roughly. I take polar bear's bigger. I reckon a rhino's bigger. If it's a peak

physical condition male rhino, like dude. Yeah, I don't know what. But then the, the gorilla has brain. Well, that's what I was, that's what I was alluding to. If the, the gorilla has brain to use the snake as a weapon. Rav it around the rhino neck, ride it like Anakin. Yeah. Yeah. Taint the muller. And then shake the rhino out at the end. It's 100% certain. One of the first thing would happen is that snake's getting yeet in. It's just fucking gone. By the gorilla.

The gorilla is the wild card. I'll give you that. Wait, isn't there a crocodile invalcated? There's an alligator. Allegated no chance. Hey, no, I just... An alligator in peak condition could fuck up all of those animals if it gets it. It could impale a leg.

It would cause damage. It would cause damage. It would cause... A geater against it. the rhino it needs water it's it could do everything but the rhino because if it gets a leg it can impel the leg and that's that is like a debuff for the west other fights yeah i think it might be um underestimating the hippo here oh yeah i forgot about the hippo hippos are mad like strong it might be hippo versus rhino in the end um what sort of like skin do hippos have

are they leathery armored yes like not as armored as a rhino obviously no but Yeah. And they have an unbelievably strong... They got that weight, they got that blubber. And that jaw. And they're really, really hyper-aggressive, too. But then a polar bear is fucking... That's some major shit.

I'm gonna settle on rhino. I'm gonna have to agree. I don't see what can take down a rhino. I think you're having that mind where it's like, We know this animal was like impenetrable and it's stupidly big. But I think in a natural fight situation, there's, there's always an underdog that can fuck them. And I'm getting the feeling that's the hippo. Hippo v. Rhino.

Tell us in the comments. It's, because it's like, if we say gorilla, that's like the obvious, like, oh, it's a gorilla. No, the gorilla's fucked. The gorilla's fucked. He's a wild car, but you ain't got a chance. The giant snake, I think, is an underdog. That could fuck some shit up. the alligator could do damage that could influence the last battle

because if it gets a leg of one of these animals and fucks it the other animal is going to have an advantageage so it's like I think the actions of the alligator could fuck it all up the gorilla and the polar bear might just they might be useless but it's I think the underdog is the alligator the snake could fuck something up but it's mainly going to be the hippo or the wino but I'm saying hippo no love for that lion Yeah.

Oh, there's a... Lion's fucked. Yeah, the lion doesn't have a chance. Like, the alligator would fuck their lying, straight up. That jaw? Yeah, that line's gone. Yeah, I feel like polar bear beats lion. Yeah.

Polar bear beats gorilla. Polar bear does definitely be gorilla. Alligator can do damage to the two big ones, if given the chance. I don't think Gator can do damage to hippo or a rhino. But it could do damage to polar bear. which might stop damage from the others. The snake, it's going to get, it's going to get in there while one of them's slightly down.

So add in the, how long do you think you could survive in the midst of this fucking chaos, this onslaught of, uh, you see, animal carnage. You see, as a cat owner,

I know that lion's just going to pick the easy target and just fucking wipe me out. Just go straight towards. Just go straight towards me. Like, because it's going to want to kill something before it gets fucking so you know, this is,

this is where you need to, think of it. It's like, if you're in there, you're going to die, which death is the less painful? Snake, I'm nah. Alligator, nah, polar bear, nah. Lion might be less painful. Nah, they are. Lion? A polar bear is going to tear you apart. It's a polar bear. I'm not getting torn apart by a polar bear. I'm not getting eaten by a snake. And I don't want to be... Well, none of these are ideal of it. See, yeah, the lions...

You see, my tactic would be... Why do I know? approach the gorilla try and form some sort of understanding be like that's a good idea dude we're we're fucked on our own but you and me together brains over brawn type shit if you have weapons as well you can will you turn the other animals as they're slowly defeated into weapons yeah like like the snake as we said or like a polar bear claw or something you know you got options yeah yeah and ideally ride one of the animals into battle yeah no yeah wide the whiner

then just charge it just be like a just charge it around and then strike but I the humans and like guerrillas and stuff without a weapon against animals we need tools and we need lots of humans

in like a big group to stand any chance yeah like yeah yeah i can't imagine humans in the wild like pre-society humans hunting rhinos do you ever actually think about like how fucking scary like that would have been like if you're like a day to day life

wake up i'm thinking like as the prey that's being hunted by like a group of humans oh right yeah they're fucking sprinting they got like that caveman muscle shit it would have been like freaky as much it would be scary it depends how do I don't really know about much about how humans hunted in that time. Like, what was

the prey of the human at that time? Because we know Roman Empire and everything I'd before, but like that old human pre-civilisation, what were we hunting? Because I don't think it's going to be these. Like, they would take down like willing mammoths and shit. They could do it.

They could. Through coordination. But I think, like, a mammoth is different to like a rhino or guilla or... Well, the rhinos got that. That armor is the thing. I don't think animals like that would be hunted. No, that's the thing.

We were hunting animals that aren't... It's the food chip. Yeah. We weren't hunting above ourselves. You don't attack like a lion. No. It's too risky. Unless you're a lion yourself.

How, no, but how, what weapon could you give the gorilla in that gladiator fight? They could beat all of them. RPG? No, because it's only going to kill like one. it's going to it's all about timing but are you saying if you give a gorilla an RPG

it would know what to do of it they would just I reckon an orangutan could figure it out yeah a wangetang a tang in that situation if it was like a video on it a video tutorial there's only two animals here like this video of some of this list

there are two animals that could fire that RPG two yeah what you think the polar bear could man this thing no no the snake the snake could fire an RPG the snake could be launched

because obviously it can't hold it so has to like sliver on it and then shoot it while laying down and it would go with the fucking RPG slithering its tail around the but then how is it going to aim it

it has to kind of wait in set position until it will modern warfare 2 slide along the ground and explode is that monomorfare 2 no that's um gtta 4

we'll just aim it straight up and it slides it slides along the ground shoot it up in the air eventually it will come down yeah true yeah that's you're planning like too many steps ahead because you've got to shoot it in position

and how's a snake gonna lift the it calculates the angle so it just puts all its muscle power in pulls the trigger so you know that the smart thing would buy the snake there would be to launch itself out of the gladiator wing with the RPG.

That's true, actually. Because snakes can handle height falling from height. So it launches itself out of the wing. At the Coliseum. Boom. Escapes, yeah. That's the 100 IQ play from the snake. We get way too much enjoyment out of these type of questions.

No, it's the meme that it asks a man about animals fighting and it just takes up. Yeah, it is fascinating. It's so fun to think about. Do you think this is what ancient man was thinking about? animals they were thinking about like how do we actually

which animals could I kill and then they would actually try and do it yeah and lose and clearly get

fucked up yeah until they that's no but that's why we know we can't fight these animals

well when I was into dingo um on YouTube it's basically he'd like watch all these videos of people like

check out this guy fucking fucking with a cobra and he just gets like bit and it's like oh he's dead then oh Jesus yeah and the guy

the alligator ones death roll by them. Oh my God. entertaining part of YouTube just to delve into. If you got the stomach for it

it's pretty heavy. Well no, not the dingo one so they're not as because he kind of edits the whole bits out. Yeah, just go down the dingoed pipeline. Even then. It's not for the faint of hurt.

Yeah. Hollery is one for us. Would you rather drink five pints of actamel or one pint of Papa John's garlic butter sauce? Actamil. Act to my own heartbeat.

Every day of the week. I feel like I'd be sick for months if I drank a pint of Papadjohn's guy. Yeah, I can't finish a part of that stuff. It's horrible. What was that video I saw? I know I told you because I showed you it.

This guy just actually downs like a liter of like something. I think it might have been like mayonnaise like mustard. He just fucking glugs a whole fucking liter. Oh, like um, like shoe nice. Yeah. I haven't thought about shoe nice in a while.

Fuck. He was subscribed to my man. Boybone, man. He was. He was. He was. Yeah. When I had like a hundred subs. What weird is that? How he found it? Because he commented on one of the videos

as well. Man. Yeah, weird. I've forgotten all about that. Fucking bizarre. What do you think Shoe Nice would choose? Probably the butter, I guess. Yeah.

Yeah. Less liquid. That's actually making me feel a bit sick. Just even picturing. Both, to be honest, make me feel a bit sick. Well, the act-mole one's quite. The Axamel one makes me just picture myself sat on the toilet just

phtam, you know? Yeah, it'd be an overload of actamel Yeah, and my gut by and would be like flourishing with life Yeah, that's the thing, you're just fucking invincible You can just eat anything Yeah, I'd have James stomach

James stomach actually just Destructable so far Obscene Oh look, this chicken's just pink Continues to eat it Dude, fine This chicken has ice in the middle of it consume.

Yeah, and I was fine. I've never had food poisoning. I've never actually had food poisoning. Because I've had it a couple times and it sucks. There's been a point where I've been looking at food when I'm eating it. I'm like, yeah, this seems like it would conquer the normal man. But I keep eating it and I'm fine. Let's do two more here.

We've got this one, which is more for you here, James. Oh, no. Jorno pizza. Touching on the conversation from a few episodes ago, I was a very picky eater when I was a child. I believe it has to do with my mother yelling at me during dinner time for not eating specific foods. And also her making me stay at the table, all kinds of bad parenting. This, I believe, created my severe gag reflex.

But all these new kinds of foods would instantly make me feel like I was going to vomit. It was so bad when I was younger that the only fruit I ate was apples and the only vegetables I ate was carrots. I've overcome it now just through a series of exploration in the food world. Slowly trying new cuisines from different cultures and such on my own time. With no pressure or stress Expanding my tastes and continuing to eat things I could tolerate even if I didn't like them so the taste could become normal I've been extremely self-conscious of my piquiness especially on dates and such I always felt

Awful about being the person that had to be planned around when my family would choose restaurants Thankfully I'm in college now and that's practically all behind me I'm curious as to what James has done to get himself through picky eating which he seems to have at least somewhat overcome I'm also curious if anyone else on the cast has experienced this kind of of thing what kind of advice would James have on the subject my voice is nothing constructive and it won't work for no one but I just did it I was just like well it's like I ever came the mental hot food spice spicy sauces is just like because when if you've never had spice the idea of a really hot thing's like oh no

no no no no but I was just like okay happen here let's go and then it's just like oh this shit's fucking good and then it's buying more and buying more, and then it was just like, oh, I'm making veg, I hate veg. Slapp loads of fucking hot sauce on it, and it just becomes edible. Sources and seasonings and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. This garlic pepper,

you can get in, like, bags. You sprinkle, like, don't like broccoli, garlic pepper. It doesn't make it unhealthy, but it makes it taste good. It's just making the fins that you've never liked. Nice. Yeah. And then you will just

eat them. Yeah. It's just a natural way to explore food is to just kind of little bits at a time and I never felt pressured by my parents to to eat certain foods I mean obviously it was like eat your veg sort of thing but

I think I think our mum actively tried to sort of like when making spaghetti bolognese there wouldn't be chunks of carrot and stuff it would be all blended so there's all this good stuff in there but I was eating without even knowing it and I think that's a really smart way

Then you grow up and you're like you've been eating carrots your whole life at this point eating carrots No big deal eating broccoli. No big deal eating beans. No big deal Yeah, but I've also discovered even as an adult with things like I traditionally have never liked you can just overcome it by just forcing yourself to have it and eventually you just start liking it No yeah it's the mental mental like block in your mind for me I have that relationship with ginger I was so disgusted by ginger until a few years ago where I just kept like

consuming it and now I actually like the flavour and I like the anti-inflammatory nature of it it just makes you feel good like the pros are too pro for me to deny that initial strong taste also

another thing but I don't this might just be me it the start was coffee because coffee is disgusting but then you just you start drinking it for that energy and then it's like there are certain extreme things aren't there it's like olives and coffee and spicy things

kind of all extremes that aren't related to sweetness in any way that's quite a good way because when you're like a kid that's what you're chasing it's just sweetness all the time you just want sweet things you want fruit you want fucking sweet soda um thinking about it now

though I don't think there's any foods or vegetables or whatever that I can't eat because my least favorite things are corsette I can't eat causeer um egg plant and

this will probably piss quite a few people off because it's quite an unbased food take but I don't really like sweet potato I don't either okay Those three things you listed In my mind They can be really nice

Or like proper gross and shit Corsette really nice That's one where I've never been able To have it in a form That I don't despise But If there's an amount of it on my plate I will eat it

Because I know like it's My body appreciates it Yeah So I'm not gonna deny my body Something It's good for it I'm not sure Yeah, I'm the reverse of a fusser you too

Yeah, I'm not fussing no more Because I actually confirmed last week When we made natures No, that confirmed the opposite That fucking Yeah That fuck We still had a good time

Okay Okay, I don't like re-fried beans What I can't help it You're actually anti-bean right now No, I like beans, because I had beans, because we had beans the week before. They were refried. Yeah, but it's a gung, it's not bean. It's a gunk, it's a paste.

All refried beans are gung. Yeah, I don't like re-fied beans, I just like beans. Like kidney beans? Yeah, kidney beans we had were refried, the gunk. No, the week before we didn't, we had the beans. We had kidney beans. In the enchiladas. And that hella fresh thing.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure there was refried in there. There wasn't re-fried in there. Pretty sure there was. I didn't have it. That were beans, bro. Pretty sure there was. Beans on beans.

Beans on this one from Review Tech, Brooklyn, 9-9. Any fellow jarlings remember how Alex would regularly make up questions along with usenames when it came to the Reddit section of Oijakus? I hadn't noticed it at first, but after hearing Alex confess this in an episode and then revisiting an early episode, it's surreal. I think one of the names he made up was along the lines of Zizu, Zam, Bum, Zimmy, Zami. Why did Alex do this? Do you think that other members knew he was doing this?

I don't think I had any idea it became like a game for me yeah to see how far you could push to see yeah because sometimes like there wouldn't even be a question and I would make up the question and the name just to see you like if you'd ever figure it out but why would we yeah exactly which was like its own little joke for me which I didn't even care about if anyone twigged on because it just got funnier and funny like what what questions questions would you come up with? Things he could answer. And was it questions...

It was like if I wanted to do a blab about like poo, I'd just make up. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but... So you'd think of the question and then do the episode. You wouldn't just come up with something on the fly. Oh, I did both. Fucking hell. It's all fake.

It's all fake. It's all Alex. It adds to the kind of chaos, the mystery, you know? Yeah. It's certainly mysterious. Yeah. yeah imagine if that was the reveal

like there's never there's no wedding no one's ever commented it's actually just me doing all of it or

or you took it even further and have made like hundreds of Reddit accounts all active in different Reddit that's what you do fucking 12 hours a day I watched a

a crazy true crime video on YouTube about that sort of thing but this guy he like he made like five different deviant art accounts and managed to like trick someone

into attempting to murder him what it's crazy to what end to be murdered he wanted to die right

this guy wanted to die so he made these like different accounts and like just manipulated his friend to get him sabbbing what the fuck yeah and it worked he didn't die

You're stabbed, though. Jesus Christ. That's a very, very convoluted way to stab yourself. Just try and open a toothpaste packet of the knife facing towards you. That works. On that note, I think we're done here, boys. Oh, well, I wish it could be Christmas every day. I love those we're going for Christmas.

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