JAR Media Posdact - Attack of Creational, Attack of Emotional

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

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My favorite bit from Avatar is When he clicks in his ear And he goes, whoa His little funny ear reacts Jake Sully, it's a hundred percent success Nice Is that how he sounds? Yeah

Nice Nice, now I'm gonna go and sort of Change the world for the better You need to do a worse, America accent. You need to sound more Australian. Yeah. Trying to do an American.

Why, you've already gotten it. This is Ireland. Mr. Cameron, sir. I like him. He's in Black Ops. Oh, really? Yeah, he kills him. You like him because he's in Black Oaks.

He kills Kennedy in Black Ops 1. Mm. That game's retro now. Is it? I don't know, what's the official time? No, it's not 10 years old yet. What was it, 2011? 20,000...

10? That is 10 years then. Yeah, I guess. I thought it was 20 for retro anyway. Yeah. So like a... Shit, that game is fucking old. Yeah?

What the fuck? It just doesn't feel as old because they've made Black Ops won like five times. No, they haven't. Okay, three times. No, they've only made Black Ops 1 twice. My mistake. No, they've only made Black Ops 1 once. They didn't do the Modern Warfare thing, where they just did Modern War one again.

Right. They did Black Ops Cold War. Which I see is kind of another Black Ops 1, that's why I say they've done two Black Ops ones. If I could... If I could fire Nukes at Korn of duty i would not in call of duty because i know that's a mechanic act not in at every copy every copy we've got a new intro okay do it boom a boom boom boom boom boom boom boom that was cool that was catchy do it again exactly as you did it last time boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

Boom, voom. It's totally different. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, and welcome to the number one scat podcast. Skibby bat and dad. He's taken that from us. He stole scatting from us. I feel like we invented scatting kind of. Yeah.

We at least reinvented it and gave it that sort of modern edge. Yeah. Ski-ngat. Skibidat Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he-ie-ye. Nice vibrato. Um, good afternoon, morning, evening, or

yay-he-ye, or something. Skibri-b-bop. Welcome to the broadcast number. Oh, I did note it down. 36. 30, scat. You hear that call of duty? Yes.

number 36 yeah I'm really feeling like lots of characters today you sounded just like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow yeah

Oh bloody fuck Number 36 or something Got me a fucking bevy will you I'm Captain Jack I can't remember how he sounds He kind of goes Where's skibody button Dadum

Captain Scat Sparrow Captain Scat Parrow Yeah That sounds a little bit too naughty for work Not safe for Sparrow What is his catchphrase for how famous he is? Um, I'm a little bit sort of drunk Yup

Um What does he do? What I'm thinking about is that Nathan for you with the Impersonator Yeah, that guy rocks. He's a really good impersonator. Captain Jack

Sparrow's like Yarg, right? Yarr, I'm Jack Yorg. In the morning, Yorg. Yeah. The famous Captain Jack Sparrow

in the morning line. Jack, when will I see you again? In the morning, y'ar. Yeah, that's how part one of part three began. Yorg! They kind of pussed out not doing that accent. Yeah.

Oh, because it wouldn't be hot enough. Wouldn't get enough babes in the seats. Wouldn't get enough amber herds, would it not? Ooh, getting touchy tonight, are we? Or poopy. Yeah. Pooey. bad um before we get too deep into the show let me shout out the jail media patrons over at the

patreon we've kind of been slack in these past few weeks not mentioning that one of the perks you get obviously is the your patron name read out in the first or second week of each month as is attached to this very episode so um let's uh rewind time and add that in a little bit no that was the last episode we were weird in it oh my not allowed to do it anymore. No, we've done that bit. No, it's not tenant now, though, it's Doctor Who. Rhyr, we're doing a, we're doing a pirate episode. Yorg! Yeah, it's doctor, I'll be the doctor and you're a pirate and I'm like going, wow, let's go and find the pirate funny this week. What? Is that Jack Sparrow? Yorg me hearty.

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Or jaffar. That was the old one. But there's all sorts up there. There's our favorite songs in two different parts over there. That was like combined. That's nearly an. hour long of discussion. The most recent one, though, of course, is the, uh, we reacted to Kanye's new music video bomb, um, which was quite stressful. Some of these I'm going to make live after a certain

amount of time, but I think that one's going to stay hidden, because it was flagged. That's kind of what it's for, you know, we can do whatever on there. It doesn't really matter, but, uh, the the Khreem of the Khah was the Wallace and Grummit wrong trousers, as they say. which is about a 20 minute discussion on the incredible Ardman short so check that out over there and yeah last but not least the JAR Media Group chat

where Jarlings can give us suggestions of what to talk about and just little bits of this and that and all sorts of craziness on a Wednesday like today according a little bit early it actually is a Wednesday so yeah bloody

speaking of that Nohaj can get us going on the housekeeping segment when we round off conversations from the previous week and uh just get into it you know get back into it back into it so i'll be the doctor again and you be a pirate again and we can go into it like this one from the joad media group chat from nohage thoughts on them the walking deading dexter there are two dexter spin-off slash sequels releasing within the next year or two. I didn't even see like the last time he came back. Nay.

I heard anybody did. I think people must have. Otherwise, why would they be doing more spin-offs? Yeah, I guess everybody did. Young Dexter, and he's played by Jacob Allaudy or something. I think it's an epic idea. Like, why not? Um, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum.

Yeah, if I can hear that again. Is that the most sociopathic thing I've ever done? Like, that used to be my morning alarm. Yeah, that's kind of freak. Yeah, I want to be like Dexter. Yeah. I mean, he did, like, go on boats and stuff. Me?

No, Dexter. Oh, right. It's where he dropped his corpses. No, I remember that, but what does that have to do with me? No, I just mean, like, most guys aspire to have a boat. Oh, right, yeah. And kill people. Huh?

And kill people. Um, in a sense. But in more of, like, uh... That's the opposite of innocence. what murder yeah I mean one of us as an arbiter of justice I feel like you're just saying words no I mean I think murder like in in the I can't think of the what's the Bruce Willis diehard character name Jack Sparrow in in the Jack Sparrow kind of way like everyone does kind of want to be a murderer

At least every masculine man Like in a heroic way You know Killing for the right Indiana Jones Yeah everyone wants to be Indiana Jones You know the guy swings his sword You just blast him

Mm-hmm Shoot him down dead of the street Saving those starving Indians Uh-huh Those children Yeah Oh well sacred stones You've got them for us

Yeah I think I think every Every white guy wants to Just save swaths of um other races you know in our DNA don't eat the monkey

brain though yeah or the snake with snakes in it what a crazy film yeah what a way to depict um

foreign cultures nice one George he's known for that isn't he his very tasteful his deep understanding of foreign culture yeah

You know what? Saying that, though, I was thinking of Queen Amadala early this month. Queen Geisha? This is how democracy dies. With thunderous applause. What a fucking line.

I saw that gif everywhere. Yeah, but I thought it as an individual. That's exactly why I say, like, AI and shit. Bring it on. I don't care. I had the exact same thought, the same brain-dead, ununified. thought to millions of other people all over social media you know it's not it's the opposite of brain dead your brain is very much alive putting those strings

together to attach your thought to a prequel reference most of my but that's yes that's exactly what I'm saying everything links back to those movies you can't like it's not my fault that when I see four of something together I think of Ben Quadrenaris you know is he called that because he's got four engines yeah like his pod Is he have four arms? Yeah. Okay.

So you have four legs? No. Okay. And he's only got two eyes, right? I think so, yeah. It'll be too far. Yeah. Four eyes would be too far.

I think they, like, his name is Ben Quadromaris. Why'd they call him Ben when there's already a famous Ben in that universe? Yeah. Well, not yet in the timeline. Is that who he named himself after? He was watching, I guess, huh? Yeah. He hears that name and he's like, that's a good name.

I'm going to use that someday. Just the Ben part, though. Anyway. Reverter Monkey says, I'm 100% sure Alex stole, please, subconsciously from the video of people singing Fain

like Elvis at a Travis Scott concert. Yeah, that's where I stole it from. What the fuck are you talking about? Who is this? Singing what? I don't know. I've never... What are you talking about?

Travis Scott. Who? Oh, the killer. The murderer. He should be a pirate. Who's the murderer? Dexter, the serial killer. Oh, what?

Because of the concert. He should be yarring. Yeah, but you can't say murdered anyone. That's libel. Ah. This world cringy and sucks. I told you free speech ain't real. It's all fun in games until you call a murderer.

What actually is the legality of that? Do I have to beep some of that? is, in theory, hypothetically, if you believe certain axes, a murderer. That doesn't make it any better, I don't think. You, he isn't. He straight up isn't a murderer. No, but I was... He just caused death.

Okay, that's fair. Okay, I take it back. He just causes death. holy fuck um anyway that's not even the point this is irrelevant to this because score slaps also on this same note it's only been an hour and please please please is already stuck in my head thanks alex i hate it oh oh that reminds me um i had a brain fucking brain blast today jimmy neutral and fucking brain blast um i was like oh yeah I told all those people to go to my Deadpool review and there is a comment about that.

Yeah. Actually. Well, okay, I'll let you read that first. Brew Gators said the most fucked up part of this episode is that Jamie doesn't even have a Deadpool 1 review. Yeah. I thought it was really funny. Because that wasn't intentional. I'll be honest.

I thought I had a review. I thought you had. Yeah. I mean, maybe I did. Maybe Brian Reynolds has shut it down. I don't know. Um, the slander Well, that's actually not slander or libel

What I said Oh, in my review But Ryan Reynolds has definitely killed people Yeah, yeah His tiny eyes tell truths They hide truths Yeah You have to

Perceive No, it's fine because I've got Ryan's eyes So I know what they're hiding Yeah, it's like a perfect mirror You know You can see straight through. I look in the mirror and I see Ryan Reynolds and I'm like, damn, I'm a beautiful boy. But my eyes are so small.

Luckily, my comedic values prop me up. Just like wry. But yeah, so what I did at lunchtime today was... No. I wrote a review. Did you? Yeah. And I answered the question.

Did you actually? Yeah. I can't believe you. I mean, I answered the question quite vaguely and I think it might annoy people. more what you reviewed that bull one factually see if anybody's seen it yet yeah because i i was looking as well i'm gonna see as well i was looking on letterboxed and i was kind of surprised at how many followers i have really yeah i mean it's i'm not pulling pewdy numbers but um okay i found it i'm not going to read it so people can go over to jim's letter

Oh shit. Yeah, it's been found. There's one comment from Iq. Bedden Jam, Deadpool fucking sucks. Yeah, no, people... Hmm. Oh, yeah, that's actually a really good point. He's referring to a comment on the Deadpool One Letterbox review on Jim's

profile for those wondering. This is smart, a smart way of getting engagement. I want to signal boost your random letterbox? Yeah, I mean, I got six comments immediately. Which is big. On an account that I've done... I've rated one film this year. And it's Deadpool One.

Next, that was already rated. Oh, right. The one film was Oppenheimer. How can that be, though? because Barbie's rated as well That wasn't this year Bobby and Oppenheimer came out together Unless I last year

Did I review Oppenheimer way later? You must have Deadpool is my want Oh I guess it is Deadpool Oh right Okay so I was correct Yeah you were right, sorry No that's right because

I noticed I'd given it one star And I thought that can't be right. It was meant to have half a star. And then I had a brief thought and remembered when I reviewed it, I did intentionally give it one star. Not half a star. Because of a scene here or there and they're just pure charisma. Undeniable. Yeah, I couldn't deny how charisma.

Did I sort of leave the other one? Hamina, how many. Going back to the please, please, please. Georgia and Harder 3027 says I basically love all of Alex's vocal stims Pit pop boy bear bear whatever it is

I do not like please Although I wouldn't mind a cover of Sabrina Carpenter's please please please In the style of Alex's please Um So that's another one not just Travis Scott Other people saying that I took it from Sabrina Carpenter

Who I only know one song And it's because I'm working late Because I'm a singer What? Oh That's the name of the song No, no, that's one of the lines in the song That's a me espresso

Drinking my double says espresso The TikTok song They're all the TikTok song nowadays Do you know, isn't it? What? There's none Yeah I could think of word

Oh, mean I'm not one on um no please please please like jim is saying it's equally as unoriginal as a thought but it was in earnest and i put my hands up for this those can you verify to those listening that my hands are up yeah they're mostly up no help yeah they're kind of up fine uh i i thought of it by myself I never heard, please, please, please, by Sabrina Carpenter, and I definitely did not hear whatever that other dude was on about with Elvis or something. I'm a little working late because I'm a singer.

That's not how Elvis sounds. How does Elvis sound? Wise men, say. A little less conversation. Jackette says, please, please, please, brothers. you see this so i can just ask i've gone by many names bonko the puppet pinkish prawn now jacket and i have to ask if it ever hits you how long this has been going i started watching in year nine i just graduated with a law degree oh shit you can help us oh yeah we've got a

legal case we've got a legal problem on the yeah it's on us beep beep his name so people don't know who's on us yeah but we're being hunted by a kill Yeah A not murderer Yeah Let's just say He's kind of like He does what Indy does to that guy

You know In That film In the temple of In the temple of boom Double of boom Yeah he sticks people on a treadmill And they get splatted

They get stuck I hope you can handle the fact You've changed a lot of of people's lives. Also, you're really great and sexy. My friends still look at me bewilders, as I utter

a ha, ha, ha, no, no. And I can't even help it. Did I mention that you're awesome and have changed the world? That's the most real comment. That's the most accurate one yet. I might have embellished some of it, but...

I'll let you decide. I think the only part that isn't real is that he's a lawyer. Yeah. He actually got a knitting degree. More useful, more honest. Something happened, I guess, this last week. You got sued for libel.

That's going to be next week. I saw Charlie. I finally saw Charlie in person. Let's just say it made my Willie kind of twitch. That's fucking horrible. No, I'm joking. I would never do that.

I'm completely sexless. I saw Charlie. I would never do that. Oh, Charlie. Let's see what Charlie's do to me. Yeah. Tell me about Charlie. So I went to Birmingham.

I know. I know. Oie. But only because Charlie was there. So were you Birminghamers out there? Get out. Get out. Now.

You can do better. So I went to see Charlie XX in Birmingham. You know, that place. Before I talk about Charlie, there was a jarling there. Woo! Normally there's at least one when seeing, for some reason, when we see live music, there's like one. It's like, hello. How are you, my friend?

Why are you doing that, boys? Um, just because of that one bad experience we had with that one jarling that time, he sounded just like that. Let's just say his name was... Always focused on the bad. It reminds, it, it rhymes with Bavis Bot. Haggis Brot There was a

Jarlene called Lewis Who as the show ended And we were leaving Was like Attacked you He jumped on me He He was like

I'm surprised you're not In your Joker makeup He said that Really And then I went You just wait And then the Joker gas Start going

And everyone was like Charlie Ron Then I took a picture with him And then I ran away Doing the Joker laugh Yeah Nice And that's the most important part

So why even mention anything else Yeah Did Lewis sing any songs Oh he was boogey He didn't know I'd seen him But I'd clocked him earlier I clocked Jarlings from a mile away It's like you know like sharks

You stand out like I saw that and I stood out like a sore thumb as well because I'm like Marie from Breaking Bad I always wear purple and most people wearing green of course because of brat right being green

I was in this giant purple puffer jacket I was like easy to spot but yeah but yeah it's the first time I've seen live music that thing makes you look like kingpin really yeah

I've got I've got two of those big huge puffer jackets one's orange one's perp last time I was walking here to record last time we recorded yeah I like bumped into you in the dark because you're walking to the shop that's right as I was walking to you and like when I saw your silhouette I didn't immediately know it was you and I was like okay

like this might be it oh trouble's coming yeah like oh here comes just the giant monster oh crap was you're talking like uh daredevil tv show yeah yeah but more like from the spider man game spider verse where he's like a yeah yeah yeah the best kingpin he is the best kingpin he is the best kingpin without that yeah and i mean not in an unflattering way like i think it it's when it keeps me warm yeah it'll keep you warm but also it will be warm but also it will be

Like, no one's going to... No one's going to try anything. Especially with all the myriad weapons I hide under my coat. Yeah. You got so much space. Anyway, sorry, I interrupted you. What was I saying?

Um, you said you clocked him boogeying. Oh, yeah. Because, yeah, everyone was shaking their booties. Uh-huh. Did you twerk? You know I twerk. I'd never been to live music

where there's not a single instrument on stage. right the only other like pop music I've gone to see is guerrillas where of course the whole stage is littered with instruments yeah barely any room for anyone to move completely different

I wasn't going there expecting to be like where's the orchestra it's about like the pop star I guess but in saying that it was way more of like a spectacle production where like the stage was like

the stage was sort of a character in and of itself where like a big sheet with like brat is on it and she does the first song and then pulls it down there was like all these LEDs there's a song she does where this this like LED rope was lowered into the middle of the stage

and she was like grabbing it and like swinging it and like moving along with this LED rope thing there was this whole like water way that she was really cool actually there was a camera man that went when von dutch started playing which was probably the best performance um it was like watching a music video like live kind of because it had the stage where she was like walking on top of the stage but then there was a whole sectioned off uh like kind of cage underneath the walkway where she was like going she went behind the stage while the cameraman followed and these big screens either side of the stage were showing

what the cameraman could see and it had like a steady cam and he was like doing these like staged movements like to the dance and stuff and it was like a really cool production um there was a whole part with like water and she like performed a song like in the middle of the stage towards the end like just water started like coming down and she was like in the water like writhing around like a worm in the rain which was maybe my favorite part there's loads of stuff

like that there's like a part where she attached herself to this big stage platform and like clipped herself to it and was like miles in the air I was like oh man what would happen if the stage just like fell she would die I would see Charlie die I don't want to see Charlie die

yeah it was cool there was a part where she spat on floor and licked it up yeah um that's nasty yeah it was pretty nasty but and the cameraman was underneath the stage so it was like pov of like the spit being licked up so you could watch it on the thingy um yeah there was a bit of poo right there i mean hopefully maybe a droplet of weed it could have been what if a bird did was it indoors or outdoors it was indoors

no man so no birds unless someone brought their their bird yeah if they like had their support bird oh their emotional support bird yeah they got social anxiety obviously wouldn't put it past people

nowadays yeah how does it compare to the guy on the guitar being woke Oh Christ At the Smith's cover band Yeah Well it's obviously

Apples and Oranges Um Cheese But he was playing an instrument I guess Ah So in terms of instruments He wins

Yeah I mean it was a good show It was high energy Um I got these I'm like really paranoid About getting titanus now Is that what it's called

What is in the To titanus you know, Titan. Because if you've ever been to live music and afterwards your ears are like ringing. That's permanent damage. Will you put putting your fingers in your ears at the show then? La la la.

No, I actually, I bought these like plug things, right? You didn't. I saw, I think I saw an ad for these recently. Yeah. Um, where you put them in and you can still hear,

fine. But your eardrums aren't being destroyed. Gringe. So like, when Lewis like caught my attention, I was like, eventually taking them out and like putting him in the little case. Yay!

Um, I was like, oh Christ. But, at least I'll have my hearing. That's one thing I've got left. What happened to your sight? That's never worked. I got those Ryan Reynolds eyes. He can see. Hardly.

Barely. The only thing he can see is Blake lively. The only thing he can see is his own fucking... fuck off God, you really hate him Yeah, he fucking pisses me off He makes my, um, my semi-functioning brain Just fuck

Sizzled, rizzled Yeah So yeah, I thought it was good. Yeah, sounds cool I thought Brat's a good album If you had the option to See Drake Yeah, would you? If he was like nearly naked

And was like twerking and Spitting on the floor and licking it up and dancing under water and stuff, then maybe. Maybe. Genuinely, maybe. What does the spit mean? It's just brat, you know?

Oh, okay. She's like changing outfits constantly. It was like quite a show. At good seats as well. Seats? Mosted up for most of it, don't worry. Okay. Yeah.

So thanks Charlie for that. Yeah. We'll try and get Charlie. on then shall we on the show yeah i don't really want her on i i don't either i don't really know her well i do and that's why i don't want her on yeah you just don't really get on she did give she did wink at me and like say come on come on come backstage not today yeah maybe next time yeah another show maybe yeah yeah yeah well let's get out of yeah yeah chat shit about her on the way home

The fuck does she think she... Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Shit, ma'am. Um, why did something more interesting? What's that? Can't remember. Finished house? Huh?

Finished house? Yeah, finished house. That is more interesting, actually. No, it's not. Um... Did house look at you and go, come backstage? I fucking wish, man. You'd never be seen again.

You'd be perfect. healed actually yeah I've been getting this um this weird knee thing I think I mentioned it um

I in fact I quite like to hear uh dibbies agree or disagree right dibies yeah

but jar jarlings jar fucking sandies whatever the what's the lingo these days man um spices spices i'd like the spices down in the comments to let me know if this is brat or not um i'm periodically getting this sensation that i've like pissed myself in my right knee because it gets all like warm you're serious yeah my right knee just like feels warm and the first time it happened I was like is my knee like

pissy warm like piss wet warm but it's not it's not warm yeah you know what I mean no I know exactly what you mean I saw that phrasing was interesting piss wet warm and Is that just how big your willy is like it's right down by you're yeah yeah is that actually

it's like a a viper I don't know Anaconda My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun that was a good uh brat song is that a brat song no i mean i know it's not a song from brat but is it like brat oh i i'm the wrong person to ask for that you know is it don't it don't you just have to only live in a neoliberal nightmare to be a brat

um i don't know but you just reminded me sorry to interrupt your story it's not really a story I'm just saying how I get... But while I was waiting in line to get one of the... Waiting in a lot... You could get two pints of beer in one cup. Woo! This giant cup that's like the size of my head. This dude, like, wandered over and was like, hey, big man.

What, for you? To me. Oh, yeah. I was like, huh? You're talking to me? He was like, is that two pints in one cup? What's that? Like, 50 quid?

I was like, yeah. He was like, hmm, kind of tempting. He was like the most character. charismatic person I've ever met yeah and I always have these random interactions where people just come up to me and have like this tiny little conversation it's like what what it why maybe he thought you looked like big man wearing your big coat mm-hmm he thought I was the kingpin and you got scared yeah he's like I got a I got I go give the kingpin best impression

best first impressions yeah king thing so you go back to your wee pissy knee or whatever your ween yeah well i mean that's kind of the end of the story really oh okay i get pissy knee um but yeah it's nice huh it's nice because you finished house while i finished desperate housewives yeah that's why that's why because i was thinking house could diagnose my pissy knee and i could i could diagnose a desperate housewife when i see one yeah i'm an expert now eight seasons in i know every single type of housewife and how desperate they can be What's the most desperate a housewife can be?

Probably when they commit suicide in a hospital entrance. That's pretty desperate. Yeah, that's fucked. The show will do that. It will just take really serious subject matter and play it completely seriously. Like, right after a scene where it's like, Oh, Gabby fucking lost her fucking wallet. Yeah.

Yeah, house kind of has similar vibes I think it was just TV of that era Has a certain edge Yeah, they did take it a bit too far In places In house, for sure You know, whereas like any semblance of realism Gone

They had like a House and fucking Watson Wilson Have this competition in this one episode in like the last season where they both have a chicken in the hospital and they're just like playing this game

where they have to like steal each other's chicken Yeah And so there's just It would just be like a normal scene And then there's like a chicken in it Like in the hospital Like this guy's dying of Some obscure disease

And then he'll be like Oh my God he's dying Get their fucking crash car in there Like he's fucked And then like a chicken will fly up onto the bed and it would be like, uh-huh. Wow, that's some Cade 6 kind of humor. Yeah, I mean, it's full-on corny, like, what's the music doing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that early 2000s. Steve Jablonsky, Desperate Housewives song. Yeah, I hate that sound. I love it. Because I started a new show after House ended and I felt empty. Yeah, nothing can scratch the same egg. for me desperate housewives house can no because it I wanted something even like lower investment than house you know where I know nothing is going to happen for 20 out of the 22 episodes of the season um so I started watching Gordon Ramsey Hell's Kitchen but loads happens in that you don't have to focus ever oh no that's just like reality tv though isn't it yeah yeah but i think

i think cooking stuff is the only reality tv i can watch hmm you know i can't watch people just being human but they're not being human that's what pisses me off about it yeah yeah so fake and kind of manicured yeah and it's really noticeable um because it's it's it's like square the screen is square so it's that old right yeah um and i guess it wouldn't have been obvious at the time but the amount of like the amount of added like voiceover and stuff yeah yeah like gordon ramsie will be saying something but he said something else in reality but he dubs over it oh really in post they like yeah it sounds like totally different um it's just the faker shit ever but it's

yeah sometimes it's what you need you need to live in that false reality you know in hyper reality yeah hyper reality that's so fucking true that's the fucking brat way

Gordon Ramsey's pretty brat all that sympathy's a fucking knife is that a brat thing don't know I'm Gordon Ramsey. He seems like a nice man now. He's cooled off now he's had his testicles removed. He had his testicles removed. Yeah. Did he cook them? He made the most delicious meal of his whole career.

But now he's not angry anymore. I went to a Gordon Ramsey restaurant in London. What did you eat? Pizza. Pizza? It was an infinite pizza restaurant. They all do like dress as him and get angry at you. No, they're actually really nice. They're actually really nice. Oh.

And they just keep bringing you pizza. Sounds good to me. Yeah, genuinely. I had like 16 slices, if not more. It got to the point where like, I couldn't stop. Couldn't fit any more in. Well, no, I nearly ate to the point where I'd vom and then eat some more. But it was really good.

I recommend it. I might have even talked about it before. I can't remember. You told me, but I'm not sure if you said it into Mr. Mike. Do you remember Mr. Mike? No, that's Mrs. Mike. Oh. Do you remember Microw Mike?

I like the part in Desperate Housewives where one of the most insane desperate housewives holds up the local supermarket with a gun. Really? And they play it for humour, yeah. well when karl mclochlin um gets and it's played for humor what

oh what when she reefies him yes yeah I remember that that bit always really stood out to me when I was like 6th I wonder why yeah and they just like

there's like no real consequence for it it's just like what the fuck are you thinking as in like nothing happens from then on like there's no consequence like for the character that does it

for the character it happens too yeah does it but like does it just carry on as if it didn't happen basically nice yeah see there was a part of house

where they do like a a Chekhov's gun right they established that house has a gun with one bullet in it like in the last season I was like oh shit the final episode

yeah well I was like oh shit they've introduced this because like he's always mega miserable and like depressed he's gonna kill himself in the last episode yeah I was like that well that's fucked or they're gonna like they're gonna use it in some way to make it like

someone needs to be saved with the gunpowder from a bullet wasn't I mean some shit like that but now it just never appears again but like you don't you just forgot yeah I guess I mean

he should have had a gun built into his cane penguin style yeah he does he does have a sword for a period he does he does

in his cane no not in his cane but he has a sword there's multiple episodes yeah there's multiple episodes where he's like swinging a sword around. I rewatched um is it is it rifle bursts yeah with the sword fight in the in the foreground

he's standing on the car my have I got the right one he's standing on the right one he's standing on are you thinking of I'm the best yeah I'm the best sorry um that has in the foreground two people fighting with swords right I don't remember that yeah but yeah quite a tangent there Yeah, that was never my favorite, um, favorite song. Rifle Burst and, um, Hold'em Deer, we're always my favorite. I just, I just specifically, like, I'm the best, because, um, so much rap has that as subject matter. It's about like, yeah, boosting up yourself. Um, and it's like the ultimate parody of that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't think many could argue that at the time GMC was the best. Not sure. To each their own, we say, isn't it? Check out GMC for show and Desperate Housewives and House and Charlie Sex. I mean SCX. Charlie CX. See after these messages.

She looks like someone that would go to CX. Charlie? Yeah. Nah, she doesn't. All right. Don't talk about her like that. Because he had me One awesome film

That's a special source right there I love that DeFerner was in that movie It's such like whiplash Like that guy against Willem Defoe I'm genuinely one of the greatest character actors Of our time You know he loved every second of it Yeah

You got arranged that guy um welcome to the second half of the cast if you made it this far i want you to comment my time has come good night and forever mourn me what hmm what i was looking at my fingernails what part are you confused by the mourn yes jack sparrows oh is it yeah never like these movies

um this is the part of the show we head over to the jail media suggestion thread over on the subreddit not for now no way is it for now no bum bum bum bum bum bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb how do you scout that skibbidi bada da bo da bo da bop

skibby de bo da bong hell yeah um well mumbo jumbo jumbo can get us going here The next cast will come out on Monday, the 9th of December, 2024. That's right, Monday 9th of December 2024, a.k.a. my 22nd birthday, a.k.a. exactly five years ago since the normal episode released in 2019. Having my original request for a birthday shout at, Go ignored. And missing my chance to go featured in the normal episode as part of JAR history for five long years

has been my biggest JAR-related grievance to date. So I ask again, as a Jarling who watched and remembers episode one coming out, can you please give me my long-awaited normal birthday shout-out happy birthday normal normal normal average with me screaming normal kind of scared paisley I'm sorry Paisley I'm sorry normal dog alternate question how does it feel knowing the normal episode is half a decade old do you think it was the peak of Jha what is it that you think made the episode so impactful bea beer

beer beer um i think the the average tonality of it really resonated with do you remember the energy going into it what was like the what was the energy because people are convinced that there were like drugs involved and like i'm pretty sure we were sober i think we were totally sober completely sober and just a bit i was tired where did that come from though the whole whether that's not something you just bring up in the episode is that we must have had a conversation before it i think you were like this is going to be the normal episode and we're like shut up yeah yeah exactly so it's just like like i was tired um yeah i i'd heard a funny joke recently so i guess i was in a

good mood. Yeah. The one about cricket. Yeah, that was good. Yeah, do you want to hear it again? No. Okay. I don't hate cricket. I love it.

Okay. I don't know how... I hate cricket. Yeah, I love it. It sucked. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry... I'm sorry to like...

Bring the room down. yeah I'm like I know you love cricket I don't like cricket I love it yeah but I genuinely fucking hate

I hate cricket yeah but I love it oh yeah yeah oh yeah I hate it yeah but I don't like it I love it

oh yeah what the hell that was cringy dude what in the normal episode isn't no the normal episode is our least cringy episode no

not even close I'd say and I'd say most agree why like like if I sat on Nan down and was like look watch this what do you think her reaction to it would be

she'd like the joke no i think she'd be like i think she'd think she's having one of her bad dreams she doesn't dream anymore she doesn't sleep anymore true well she lives a nightmare she's in a living nightmare a constant state of fear a constant state of am i awake am i asleep so maybe it's the perfect thing to watch maybe yeah the first thing to snap back to reality normality slap back to normality

sometimes I just look in the mirror and try to be normal right that's enough you know stop it are you like you like a night crawler the mirror scene and you like that's you every morning

be normal try and be more normal try it i dare you i make little deals of myself if you can just make one day of being normal one you can only have your advent calendar chocolate today if you're normal you know i should be a dad raise the most normal kids yeah i think i'd hopefully we have so many twins in our family like where there's a high likelihood that twins will be one of our children's so we could take one twin do a twin experiment of our own you know twins are so valuable to biological research obviously yeah take one twin are you thinking of like a blood brothers thing no I'm thinking of the twin thing

yeah the blood brothers is about twins I don't remember them being twins I just remember them being blood brothers that's like the whole plot that The plot hinges on them being twins. Does it? That's cringe? What? What's that creepy? That's the point.

It's a comment on like class and shit. No. Oh my God. But anyway, I'd take one blood brother and I'd be like, look, this one's going to be normal. And I take the other one and I'm like, this one's going to be just psycho. Yeah. I'm going to make this one is, I'm going to instantly like from day one, just have them be playing Sonic the Hedgeot games. well for the normal one like his got in prison normal is like their name would just be normal

what's a normal name normal norm norm yeah norm beltman and strange beltman you know yeah norm he looks over and he sees strange playing sonic and i'm like norm he cut it out mm-hmm nah you stick to it's a call of duty yeah you are playing FIFA whether you like it or not yeah you're playing cricket game yeah i think that would turn out pretty good for science yeah it would be like blood brothers no it wouldn't do you not remember i remember going this to watch it a play of it what the fuck and you don't even no because it didn't have like robots in it or anything cool it had no wow all i remember if i'm being honest i went to go see it in bristol and the seats were so small all i remember is the pressing of the seat in front of me into my knees

and i was like i wish i had a brother so i could get out of this how would a blood brother get you out of that because then i could switch seats yeah it's good i don't have a twin i think it'd be way too much. Yeah. God, it would be way too much. It would be dangerous. Well, unless he was the normal one. Do you think we all have like a twin, but like one of them's norm and one of them's strange?

That's kind of what like you're, you are. You're inside yourself. Right, yeah. Everyone's made of two wolves. A normal wolf and a cringy wolf. Yeah. Yeah. Two Sonics.

There's your shadow and your Sonic. Yeah. And I've got to say, a lot of the time, it's shadow for me that's coming out. We've got my dual wielding pistols. Uh-huh. My bike. You know? Your chopper.

My chopper. My, uh... I'm like, I'm more like part knuckles, part tails. No, part knuckles, part Amy. I'm half Amy, half. cream I'm part cream part big purple one I think it's called John please tell me he's called John no he's called like big boy or some shit big John little John he's from Robin Hood if you like the

theoretically had the um the opportunity to kill Sonic the Hedgehog like there's no consequences of it you're in America so you have access to weapons myriad weapons would you take that up yeah I'm just going hunting babe I'll be back in five come on Sonic well if you hit him once and just the rings come out and then he finds you and he's like that would be terrifying just kill him again that's the beauty of it you know what's he gonna actually do spendash watch out for me watch out for this shotgun pellet you little worm no i i'd want to i want it more like knife oh you want it like you know close and personal yeah yeah you could always injure him the shotgun and then yeah as he's taxidermy yeah taxidermy

sonic skin him like it red dirt animation that's not not many things not many

things I want to kill in this world but he's one of them how much do you think his shoes would sell for so much

holy fuck the giant as well the like shack shoes oh God, I want to kill him. I want to murder him. Just like Dexter kills serial killers.

I just... I shouldn't have said anything. It's going to be a new thing for a while. something else and put it over it. Just like Dexter kills serial killers. Just like Dexter kills

serial killers. Let's just like house cures patience. Just like Bavis Bot. Just like

desperate housewives their plumbers. He's not a plumber. Was he not? Why did I think he was a plumber? That's Mike. There's an awesome moment where spoilers for season eight of Desperate Housewives, Mike gets killed by an Italian loan shark. Fuck, in a drive-by. That's like a cultural fusion. And in the pain of it all, I was so emotionally affected by that and I was like, watching the rest of the season like, there's no mic it's even the point then you get to that final episode

it's like emotional everyone's crying including me and like the only thing that could make this better is if ghost Mike appeared and oh my god ghost Mike appears and he's there smiling on the lane yeah um efficient employees 66 says this hello hello la All right, I did that. Hello, La.

Last year I had this flatmate who was from the Netherlands, but had lived in the UK for a number of years, so her English was mostly normal, but she sometimes said things in an otherwise normal conversation that made sense on the surface but are strange at the same time. I noted down some that tickled me at the time thoughts. Sniggering and snottering. spirit of wetness I don't know what the confusion is confused packet of

nonsense yeah I can get down on that one prank oriented person determination without inspiration is useless talkativeness hope is the strongest weapon you can have. It's just sounds like Sonic. Yeah, that's some bullshit. That's some sonic bullshit. And, uh, Killzone sucks ass. Replied to that saying fake.

This has to be title bait. And they replied saying, Not really. One of the reasons I found it funny is because they did sound like JAR Media titles. So who knows what's up? I'm gonna, I'm kind of siding with Killzone sucks ass though if I'm being real. Ooh. Like, of course I'm gonna.

That's you. That's my old. It was, though, right? Yeah, on the IGN forms. Yeah. Yeah. Greg Miller applied to me. Yeah.

He was like, We don't deal with haggters like you around these parts. Shut up, Greg, you fucking wet laugh. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to vote that maybe. It could be. It could be that. But also it couldn't be.

Well, a Tyler of Durden says this. Oh, whatever. Just do your bloody own. That's it. That's your lot. You've had your free labour from yours truly. No more of it. I'm getting really sick of it.

Just answer them, damn it. Flipping heck, I'm typing through tears over here. Oh, just elf off. Where even is Tank Dempsey? The other jarlings are all gone woke. Can't even stand them. No more. can't even be myself

no more blood off just bloody give me a chance just have me on bloody sake that's the best one of the year that's my favourite question do you want to show him

them sue? He ain't got nowhere he's right here right yeah chilling with the villains he's more visible now than he ever was before Well, I'm thankful for that because, um, every now and again, someone outside of the, uh, the ethos. The ethos has to come into this room, right? Like the internet man or the police, the police, um, firemen.

Firemen when I burn fences down or whatever. And like, a lot of things I can explain, but the giant frame man holding a gun is a little bit. Yeah. I don't know. Think of it outside of the context of whatever this is. like it this is psycho enough on its own you know yeah like there's no covering this up so just give me one you know the one to hide i just i genuinely don't know what i do if i was just like working like a normal job like a plumber or something and i'm coming here to like

drain a radiator and then i see this wall i'm just like Do you think you've been lured into a place to be murdered? Probably. He's going to add me to the wall. I see this big smiling, Tim. What are you supposed to think? Well, it's art. You take from it what you bring to it.

You know? Yeah. It can only be beheldent to what the beholder believe. That was good. And a little bit burpere. nice cat should we just do that professionally I could

I could I'm not sure if you could so if you could AJ Hunter says this I recently asked a question and Alex seemed genuinely a little angry about it it was a shit post question about Dobby's Jiner so fair enough so my follow up question is

what's the worst type of question the boys have been asked what is the worst question if you can remember and finally on average how many of the questions asked are pure dog shit and not worth the response anything come to mind every now and again there's one where i remember going now this is the worst question you've ever got every now and again maybe once or twice a year the thing is you're like the first filter so you see the true i see it all i see it all and even sometimes like the evil jarling can get through my filter you know so it's

it's tough there's an obvious answer the human centip one that's in every single question thread immediately no matter what week really it's just I never answer it

I've gone like years is it just where would you want to be on it it's it's like another variation of the Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie cheese thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're still doing there.

Right. And either other jarlings have got in on it, like, just answer it so he'll stop. Oh, is that what that other one was about? Maybe. But he doesn't stop. We have done it. We have answered it before. Yeah.

You can't stop them. Yeah, there's always going to be one. No, but I think, I think something that did go on for too long was the Madagascar shit. that shit was old after like to me it was a thing where it was like funny not funny not funny not funny okay this is kind of coming around

yeah yeah the thing is like so esoteric they're like um they're like reaction bait you know like when like when a TikTok gets you and you know it's like

it's doing its thing to get its engagement farm to get its whimes in you yeah well you have to remember that comes into it for me often is um especially when james was on it was a very easy to get a funny reaction out of him by just reading one of those questions yeah yeah guaranteed like uh-huh that's engagement farming yeah so it's like easy from that perspective and i get my own sick sense of enjoyment from doing that. Yeah.

But I will agree. Maybe the mad did go a bit too far in a few places. Yeah. But we can do one next week if it's a good one. If there's a good one. Which occasionally there are. Mm-hmm. You know, the one...

We did the one recently, like which Madagascar characters are their radiohead albums. Yeah, that one was actually quite engaging. That was a good one. Yeah, so I kind of take back what I said. They're actually quite fun. Um, I don't know, I, I don't really hold on to them like that, you know? Mm-hmm. It's more, it's, it's more visceral in the immediate, um, it's more like, uh, an attack of emotional, an attack of creational.

Mm-hmm. I just can't stand when they're like, Oh yeah, I've sort of got, can you just give me your opinion on, um, um, like, I'll just spread the amount I've had to filter out like that. I don't know what you mean. Huh? Reborn next week that's like that. No, because then you'll encourage it, you know? Yeah, I guess.

You have to cultivate. You have to cultivate. You have to garden. They call me the gardener. They call him the gardener. Ha ha ha. I got to weed out the weeds in the weed In the weedling farm Weedlings are calling in

Is that a thing When like Oh imagine how scared those weedlings are They're looking up like in slow motion Oh Christ is the gardener Why in slow motion Because they can't exactly move fast can they But speed them up

time lapse oh right I see so that's that's how they're interpreting time yeah is speed laps so when they're like follows on the gardener I'm quick no

that means to them they wouldn't even have a chance to react yeah and that's terrifying imagine just being plucked out of existence yeah but they wouldn't have the time to be like oh shit it's the gardener yeah because for them they're like talking to each other like slowly like ants you heard the gardener he comes and snatches you

before you're even ripe yeah yeah and then he gets like halfway through the story and they're like well what's the rest of the story the garden has got him well i'm getting scared thinking about that yeah imagine if imagine if planet earth was just a garden for some ethereal being probably is some for the prometheus guys some em knight shyan Amalon an alien. Yeah. They don't like water. Um, actually the twist is in the title after Earth.

What, you're telling me this was after the garden of gardened earth? See how easy it is to fix after Earth? Yeah, that would have been awesome. I mean, I feel like making movies is. actually easy. Yeah, you just sort of say how to fix it and then do it.

Yeah, you get someone who's made a movie before get them to tell you their movie and then you fix the bad bits. Yeah, then you get JJ Abrams in and uh, classics abound. Yeah, and you count up your dollar.

Dollars in the woods, y'all dollar bill, baby. Your Rubber. balls. Hmm. Yes. Why do you think Russia has a vested interest in American right-wing thought? It's not even American right-wing thought, it's just American thought.

They're gardening the USA. Yes. Putin's the gardener. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, um, and, and, and, um, and, and, and, um, and, and, Dave Rubin is his trowel. Dave Rubin is a seedling. Tim Paul suddenly vanishes. He's been garden.

That's cool. I'm going to filter all that out because I want that for myself. Yeah, right book. The gardener. The gardenia. It's a good Iggy Pop song. Gardinia. That's every Iggy pops on.

Gardinia. Don't be nasty to Iggy. He can take it. He can't. He can't take it. Why? Because he's small. He's ripped.

And shirtless most of the time. Always. Also. Is he Iggy Azalea's father? It's a rumor. you know one of these like rumors industry secret rumors yeah every everyone everyone knows yeah can we just stop pretending nowadays hegy pop she's the reason that charlie xx is big huh why

iggy azalea why charlie's breakout hit song how does it go fuck i think it goes something like bleak nick um isn't it

I want to hold your hand LNA rigby that's it I got to find it I have to find it I have to find it Who are you talking about Charlie

yes are your sympathy is just five knives. Zalia. Fancy. She fucking sucks so bad. Iggy. What's Iggy's big one? She's Australian. Oh, need I say more? No, but listen to her accent in the song. She's white and Australian.

Oh. white yeah hang on hang on I'm trying to find it I'm trying to find it how did Iggy Pop garden that one here we go see now I like it I remember thinking the the chorus is kind of catchy but yeah this was Charlie XX's breakout hit wow yeah man she was uh Well, I don't even know how to follow that one? How come when I search Iggy A-Z on Spotify, the fifth thing down is The Hobbit audiobook by J.R.R.R. Tolkien.

Oh, because one of the dwarves is called Iggy Azalea. It's only a five-minute audiobook. There was a time where I could name all the dwarves. Really? Biffa, bofer, buffer, bifah, bifah, bifah, bither, dizzabith. That was maybe my peak dork, yeah, to be honest. Bomba. Bomba biffa bofa.

I can name all of the, um, every character from Metal Gear. No, you can't. Decoy octopus. Fat man. There's not fat man. Yeah, there is. Yeah, he's the bomb expert, named after the bomb. Oh, I see, that's actually pretty cool.

He's good at giving guys names. Yeah, he is. Vamp. Maybe not that one. Um, kill a crock. Not that one. The gardener. Does he have a character called Gardner?

No, I don't think so. Not even in Death Stranding. Well, he sucks then. Yeah, I mean, you've found that one. Keep it. Yeah, I'll keep that Yeah Well, um I don't really know where to go from there Normal episode

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yellow brick road type thing i didn't mean it quite literally like that just like yeah forgot that was in that isn't it yeah one of those things yeah one killed itself or something hmm yeah i guess maybe she is a munchkin i don't know i don't know what a munchkin is just what you picture what you imagine an espresso drinking munchkin i don't know she's just like a little bit too she was hatched yeah she was hatched yeah she she she came out of one of those like eggs from blade runner 2049 an egg sack yeah Jared letto licked her and then killed it does he lick her in that film i don't think you licks her no that's the joke he's very lit he's a licking he might be getting Morbius mixed up does he lick someone

Morbius is a biter a biter slash drinker slash flyer yeah I feel like Jared Letto can fly but like cringy fly where he just like only a few centimeters off the ground yeah that's that's the highest he can go which you know if I I would take that, to be honest. Well, I've been not flying at all, yeah. Jared, bite me. Bite me, Jared. Do you think he was, like, what do you call it,

when you act like an asshole? Well, I am Lincoln. Oh, method. Wait, yeah, do you think he method acted for Morbius? I hope so. I really hopes it looking in the mirror

and he's like Where am I? He's really taking this role for real Yeah Well that's the end of this one Is it? Yeah

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She hates. Yeah, she hates. Stop. We're trying to do something over here. Oh, Christ. So now she's got the bird. Oh my God. I can't take it anymore.

I can't take it anymore. Welcome to the patron segment where we read your crazy names. Well, Paisley bites bird. Paisley, stop biting bird. Paisley. Stop biting bird. Stop it. Oh my God.

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Elton John. Yeah, it was Elton, wasn't it? Billy. Do you think he's a please, please, please? Elton John. Yeah. He's a lot harder to parody than Jack I feel like maybe what's that song he does Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday

Thursday he inspired a lot of black eyed peas songs with that one six other ones yeah yeah Monday Tuesday Wednesday Wednesday Billy's the day on the blaze hey oh lamba lumber lumber She's a wanker. No. She is. Billy. Hello.

Do you like when animal ears go... Yeah, when Argy does. Hello, I'm Argy.