JAR Media Posdact - Baby James is Coming Home! - JARCast 235

Episode Date: July 12, 2021

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to episode 2.35 of the JAR Media Yogspog. I'm Eust Alex, joined, as always, by Jim. Howdy, partner? And a helicopter and James. I am the helicopter, James. The helicopter of JAR. Just want to say I'm designed with an island in mind. By you guys?

I'm not We've had the worst luck, I'm telling you This is a cursed episode This is another one of those episodes Already, everything's just been lining up to this You put on the glasses And it's just gone to fucking help We won't go into which glasses

And World War III is now of beginning Before we get two deep into the episode Let me shout out of the JAR Media Patreon Makes the audio version possible They get the names read out in the first week of every month and we have bonus early videos when we get those done

this actually feeds into our recent disasters we've been gradually making this MassFet 2 video I'm really happy with it a huge chunky video yeah as I was editing it though

I was like this is wrong without B-Rot without footage of the game so it's like spending the last couple of days like getting clips for it going through and the laptop which we used to record like jar audio and stuff i was using that laptop to record gameplay um and i was mid playing

some aspect too i was doing the tally mission the tally recruitment mission uh james was actually um in the video talk about in excess but we talk about every level bro in that video yeah um yeah james was there watching i think you just came in and then i was just like guys my laptop just like crashed right as world war three continues outside um Yeah, the laptop just died. Yeah, just instantly, the fans started... It was that typical, like, Red Wing of Death. Like, fans start going on Max crashes.

Yeah, yeah. Because I noticed it was going... Look down. Like outside, it was just doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, that laptop's dead, I guess. The Mac is dead. And we couldn't...

Obviously, we couldn't film. Because we were going to film yesterday. And then, yeah, the whole night just went completely to shit. So we had to, like, scavenge like a laptop from somewhere we just happened to have like an old one from like a couple years ago spent like all of last evening updating and all of this morning updating all the software and drivers and stuff we made it though we got there in the effing we're incredibly lucky that this laptop exists otherwise because our other option was to go into your

like iHE office yeah recording the office recording there with no camera I guess yeah maybe an angle of just our feet or something? Yeah, something like that. It would have just been this weird like corn. Yeah, which would have been even funnier because the chair that Alex has sat on currently, we've been waiting, what, six months at this point for it to arrive? I ordered it pretty much the beginning of the year. So more than six months?

It was during one of the lockdowns. Yeah, yeah. So we've been waiting for this chair to arrive for six, six. six months. This one was sitting on this two-person leather sofa, we've had for ages. Because we obviously, back in corn, the first period where we could actually see each other again, we showed this whole new space that we spent, you know, the corn developing. And this was like the new set and everyone fucking hated it. Everyone went fucking mental. They were fucking throwing tomatoes out of doors. They were calling us, you know, horrible things. So we went back because of the next, you know,

locks on and we revised and we got these and obviously it never fucking showed up so now the day we actually have a proper set the computer just shits itself yeah the world is

against us currently specifically the world v jar we pull full we win we can't fucking pull us down and here we are I tell you what will pull us down there the housekeeping segment

we have pretty nice comments to be honest for overall a dutty house is always you gotta clean out the dirt yeah as they say yeah let's address some of the comments from last episode then Bix bite bungo that's one for James

James is right about car aesthetics and homes I've seen absolute ghetto drug dens with rich ass cars that stick out like a sore thumb Yeah, there's one in our area actually It's a known just drug-like dealer And he has the most excessive car you can imagine Like there's no subtlety to him Lamborghini bright yellow

No exhausts Really loud, normal house How long has he been driving that thing around Presumably he must have some confidence Is it misplaced confidence? Yes, misplaced confidence Because if the police are going to realise Wait, there's a guy in a normal street

with a fucking supercar with no exhaust obviously he's dealing drugs naturally that's the conclusion

DB left a comment saying when listening without video I was in agreement with James this is talking about the

incense sticks debacle from the last episode however after witnessing how a jar the window is

well come on James thank you you can clearly tell the smoke is not going to the window I couldn't even see the smoke in the video, to be honest.

I could. It was because we wanted to have 150,300 going at once. Why don't we do it then? I will wear a gas mask. I will have ventilation and we can see how long... I'm supposed to record your voice if you're in a gas mask. We can. But I want to do it to see how long you two can last in the room with all the...

I could last easy. No, you might. So, do you ever want to go to Vegas? Yes Do you want to go to a casino in Vegas Not every canteeno is full of smoke Yes they are You're allowed to smoke indoors at the casino

So everybody does A whole appeal isn't it Well yeah fat cigar Yeah fat cigar Then I'm droggy Stogi in the mouth Puff puff puff and away There's a difference between incense

And cigarette smoke Or cigar smoke Yeah one's much worse Yeah one's way worse So therefore I'm not going in the casinos Really Yeah I'm not going into the casino the casinos in Las Vegas

I'll just go to the strip clubs instead They'll have even thicker smoke Don't you at all Yeah different kind of smoke in those ones Another incense comment was left saying Hi guys, it's from AE I started burning incense about two months ago I burn about a stick a day when I study

Really helps me concentrate Just saying James if you inhale the smoke directly It can be harmful in the long term But if you just smell the scent from a decent distance has basically no harmful effect well yes of course I know that it's not like I'm sucking the smoking but it's still there

maybe we should do the inhaling incense stick episode as well yeah where we will hold an incense stick directly in front of our air holes and we see who doesn't suffocate the first it's a test of who suffocates the first so you kept saying last episode James how you were like oh, this is like the worst episode or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, because last episode,

there was just a level of chaos that hasn't been seen or witnessed inhumanity for hundreds of years. It's got to build up and just be released every now and again. Yeah, and it was the chaos episode. But Unbuilt Combe left a comment about this saying I recently rewatched the Curry episode

and this is, and this one is actually really similar. I suppose the topics of conversation are a little more varied, but the total collapse of all structure is exactly the same. I could see that. No, because... Was it that bad?

No, no, no. I enjoyed last episode. The Kerry episode was actual just pandemonia. Yeah, the carry episode is straight up the worst episode. No, it... No, because... Easily. Last episode, there was no structure,

but we still had the structure that we were sitting down and we were filming a podcast and we were talking like it was a podcast. In the curry episode, we sat down and I wanted to eat. So the whole conversation was about what we should eat outside of the podcast. And that became the episode. And it was like half the length of a normal episode as well. Yeah. It was just us talking about food.

That we, there was no like structure to anything. But last episode had had the fundamentals of the genre media podcast. Last one then for this segment from a, I.K. Ben, erpick. The Dutch have a bean proverb. Vore, speck and bonnen, which means for nought. When you partake in a race or something, but you know you're going to lose

the direct translation is for bacon and beans which was the food for the poor oh so it's like it's hating on poor people now it's only which people win huh I don't like the Dutch was it the Dutch don't like them

it was a Dutch proverb sure loads of language like boils down to that same class division you know yeah every language but the funny thing there is that bacon and beans is the

the best meal. The pillars of British cuisine, bacon and beans. Yeah, I'm finally starting to understand why everyone like just makes fun of British culture and food and stuff. Yeah, we're the peasants of the world, I guess.

I disagree. As we'll find out on Sunday night when we win the Euro's 2020-1. Yeah, we should probably mention that it is the Euro... Come on, England! That's not...

England. It's Adidas. It's red. That's not England, Alex. No, but it is the Euros at the moment. England somehow have gotten to the final against Italy. Don't know how. I've quite disappointed, actually, to be honest.

It's coming home. It's finally home. Well, the thing is, it already was home. Yeah. Well, yeah, they were playing home, but it wasn't home, it wasn't coming home. that it hadn't come home yet are corgi's allowed in here

no no corgi's allowed go out no he's allowed to do that anyway what are we saying football yeah we actually watched the last game well Alex Denmark versus England Alex watched the whole thing I watched the start

in the end you went to McDonald's didn't you what did you think Alex did you get into the the the vibe My thing about football is If there's no Score in that first half an hour

I'm rapidly losing interest Because you need that tension You need a losing side at some point So then the other one can step up Increase the pressure Make the game more interesting I hate it when there's When you get to like

Halfway through the second half And there's still no go I hate it then because it's like I'm too tense I'm like what the fuck is going on What's going to happen? Yeah it also feels like wasted time It's like it feels like a movie where like the first out like never began but it just yeah yeah that never any action

happened or anything no drama it was all right then in the end i was rooting for my lego boys but they couldn't they couldn't build their way to a master building victory though i'm afraid and unfortunately it means england's through but did did you hear about the um the English fan shining a laser into the face of the Denmarkian Well this is all been everywhere

Well there's over social media Just how bad form Some of the English fans have been Yeah Well they always are This is I think this is the reason I don't get into football

Football hooligans Are the biggest cuns You see them Yeah if we're talking like Fan bases You don't see like My Little Pony fans Doing this level of shit

Would that you know what I mean Like, they're so invested in the, like, nationalism part of it. You know, that's such an us versus them thing. I hate, that's the reason I hate, like, national football, like, games like the World Cup and the Euro's, is just like people use an excuse to be, like, the most nationalist pricks. They can, because that is justified, because, footy! Yeah, and you see these articles of people going abroad to when there's a game in, say, Germany. And people, the football, the British football hooligans just, or English,

English, specifically, football hooligans are just cruel to the Germans in their own country. Yeah, they're disrespecting the game, though. True sports fans do not act this way. No. They have a respect for the game and respect for who they're playing against. Yeah, yeah. No, you see the players hugging each other after the game. You see the managers of the teams hugging each other and congratulating each other for whoever won.

And then the people in the crowds, like being horrible on social media to a, like a six-year-old German. girl. These people are monsters. It makes me, it's very sad. Instead of feeling some sort of pride about us getting into the finals, I just disgust. I feel disgust and ashamed to be English because of the way these

people are behaving. It's horrendous. What do you think that how much, well like what proportion of these groups are people of that level? Because of course, the way it's talked about, of course, the most notable bad examples are going to float to the top because it's just the way. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm sure it's a loud minority, as it always is.

It seems, because going to a different country to watch your team play, that's quite a big financial investment. You've got to be a very dedicated fan to do that. Is those people who always cause the trouble? England paid in Porto, in Portugal, then what do you see after the match, then literally walking through the streets, smashing up local vendors,

smashing up their fucking outside furniture, just destroying the city, basically, out of national pride. And it's always that group, they're always the most hard line they're always going to these countries they're on Twitter abusing a fucking six year old you know it's always

that group yeah I just don't get it at that level you know it's like always it never goes beyond like it's a game you know yeah when you break it down it is a game and they're playing a game against each other you'd think we're at like war with these countries

yeah yeah yeah but these probably people these type of people with the the German situation they have a prejudice against Germany because of World War fucking two. Because of the Nazis 70 fucking 80 They'll find any reason to have a prejudice against the people. Yeah, they're playing

against. But on the topic of people going to another country to watch a football game, lots of Danish people came to England to watch this latest game and like to see people like shining a light in the Danish goalkeepers face like a laser.

It's so horrible. It's so horrible. These people have come to our country to enjoy a sport that we're really into why do you guys have to be just the biggest cunts about it no but here's the thing i i i can't save a hundred percent accuracy this problem is only with england it's only with english fans really yeah i'm i'm so i'm so removed from football i thought this was an england shirt i mean so i don't know like how deep this goes it's obviously a huge part of english people are known for being worse no we are every other

when we go when there's England fans are going to a different country to play a match everyone fucking knows

the England fans are coming everyone's preparing because the England fans are coming we have a terrible reputation for it

but like you know the Danish people German people and they come here it's like there might be cases where it happens

because obviously it's always going to be a sect of really hardline people but on the wide scale we are worse

when people come here it's always an enjoyable time because they're not smashing up our stuff. They're coming in, they're putting money into our economy. They're supporting local businesses.

And it's always, it's a good time, you know? There's no bad, like, situation around it. But English fans, just a fucking joke. And I, I, that's why I'm, like, so down on this, the euros. And I want us to lose. But I don't want us to lose

because more women will be battered if we lose. I want us to, I want us to win so then less women get fucking physically abused by their hard-line football husbands by one does to lose to be honest yeah the best thing about this final is that it is in England

so if we do lose or win we won't be destroying another countries we'll be smashing up London or wherever the fucking pitch is it's fucking just sad it's like it always leaves a bad taste in my mouth whenever it happens you just don't feel good about it after it's like great

England looks like a kind of hunt again. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, when it's boiled down into social media, like the hatred from other European countries. Oh, well.

Football crazy, chalky mad. Grabber Lucas Aide, play FIFA with James' dad. Shut up. Same thing up the James' dad thing into John. This is normally the part

where we do, like, topics and stuff, but last episode, because it was such a chaos moment, we didn't really do any questions, so I figured just for the rest of the episode we just do questions this is like the

this is the calm after the storm it's the gentle episode this is the gentle the gentle submissive and breedable episode yeah let's just start then with some of the questions from last thread

I gathered from last thread and this thread so the only dick pisser can get us going does Beast have any interesting stories from his time as a bartender. You have said about the conspiracy theorist with his papers.

I've talked about that on jar already. Haven't you got this really interesting story about something you heard at night? What about the guy who was like he like didn't have a house or anything? He just like was walking. Yeah, that was quite interesting. This guy just came in like wearing a quite fancy clothes

and he just, struck up a conversation with me and he was saying how this pub was just in the middle of nowhere and he said it's the same pub with the ghost story you see the thing is he could be totally bullshitting so he said some shit that he said

he used to have a hand glider and he would hand glide down a hill like to get to work and I was like well how'd you get home so I carry it back up the hill he said he hang glided to work so he what

But the truth is When he left the pub There was no vehicle He just walked off This pub was in the middle of nowhere He said he'd been walking For the past like three hours From this other town

That I know is really far away Yeah yeah And he clearly knew the area And he was just like Yeah I'm a guy that walked places It was really like a well-spoken guy Quite young, early 20s Just the walking guy

Yeah Yeah, it was just a character The hang glider walking guy Yeah This is like Someone's going to go through the history of the pub And find that there's a ghost known as the hand gliding It's like a guy that died in a hang gliding accident

Yeah, I don't know It's So much shit when you bar tan for A long amount of time Stuff that's weird Probably to other people Like Because it's so normal

You're so, you hear it so often that you just kind of become... Yeah, I'm just like drunk people... I've seen so many drunk people doing stupid shit that it's just nothing at this point. Any notable standouts in your mind? I feel like all the notable ones, like the conspiracy theorist guy,

like, I've talked about them already because they were that notable. Any fights or anything like that? Yeah, I've seen the odd brawl. Pretty cringe Yeah, it's just drunk people getting silly over the most mundane shit Thinking in their drunk world that they're like about to be really cool and have a John Wick fight Yeah, and it's just people like swinging their arms like a chimp

Yeah And not like a normal chimp like a Like an old chimp An old inebriated chimp Yeah Because like a chimp that isn't drunk like that's Oh yeah, they can throw down Absolutely, but they don't

They don't look I know, yeah I know you mean, I'm being pedantic What's the word? But yeah The thing is with all fights You know, they never look cool In reality,

fights are the lamest thing Yeah Unless you're watching MMA It's shit is lame Yeah, when they're kicking kick So to the fucking head and shit That's cool

Yeah, yeah Being slightly drunk And swinging But even not drunk Like The way people just like Go limp and stuff

in the movies they like fly backwards and go yeah yeah it's romanticised like the imagery of it it's like romanticised yeah but like

when someone gets knocked out it's just limp down to the ground yeah yeah yeah you see like a YouTube video of like a bully beating up a little kid

or whatever yeah it's so damn yeah fighting isn't really very cool yeah but some people feel

like they have to do it to be masculine like you've got prove yourself for your fights and that's just like ridiculous If you're disowned in the bar.

Got to fucking knock him on, man. I'm taking you down. Do you want to go out Floyd? Cajolio has one for us. How do you feel that your video about the nostalgia critics The Wall is very close to a million views? I think it was one of the biggest things that introduced people to the channel

and it was the first jail video I properly watched. Is that video reaching 1 million views not as exciting for Alex since he frequently against high view counts on IHE? And how did Jim and James feel that they're goonful faces are reaching the 1 million mile stand? I forget

I'm the main reason I'm pleased about it is because I was sick of the most view video on a jar being the save IHE thing from when my channel was taken down oh no I think that video is like you know because that was the area

where we were we had you know I think you were in between making IHE video so you had a bit of time and it's like old you know over the last few years that's been we've been able to make extra job videos. So we've completely changed that now. But I think the success of that video, it like kind of gave us a kick to be like, oh, we should actually do some more when we can. And that's

where we are in the situation now where we've got, we've got a regular extra content schedule. And I'm proud of that video, but I just don't think about it. Because if you think too much about all the view account and all this, you're turning the channel into like a, you're chasing views. Yeah. We all agree that this isn't what our is. We're never doing that. To me, it's very obvious when videos are made with, like, no fun, you know? Do you know what I mean? Like, the person who's making it, they're not making it because they find it fun.

They're making it, like, almost out of obligation or whatever. Yeah, that was the thing. We weren't, like, chasing this to, like, let's get this video out now. It was, yeah, it was perfect lineup, too. Yeah, we'd already talked about the nostalgia critic. And we'd already done, like, a whole video on him, I think. Yeah, we had, yeah. And you and I already were invested in the third.

thing his video was on the wall yeah yeah but it's like that that whole the wall video blew up everyone's making videos on it but we didn't know this I don't think we were just like this we got in so quick yeah the minute was uploaded um I like sent you guys a message like we have to talk about

this but we didn't do it because it's like oh everyone might talk about it we were just like this is so fucking cringy we've got to fucking like it was just the jar the perfect jar topic yeah and we just happened to catch the algorithm at the white time and you know it's just luck really

I do think it's cool though yeah it's cool because it's like if someone asks because people at my work on nerve YouTube and it's like

if they ask about yeah we've got this video it's got a million views you know the audio version past that and it's like it's a nice thing

but I just don't think about it it's nice for the most view video to like represent yeah yeah content it's like

because it's like yeah and the um the clout is paying off big time um raking in major clout yeah

just so much clout it's piled up in the fucking garage there's so much yeah We're actually running out of space for all the clout. The sharing and warrior has one. Just wanted to express my support for James wanting to wear Uggboots.

As a man-man boy-boy man who enjoys wearing feminine clothes and is trying to work up the courage to start wearing this clothes in public, I definitely think James could certainly pull them off and should totally get them. I have a theory about fashion. What's your theory? Shoot. It's not what you're wearing. It's what you're not wearing.

It's the person that's wearing it Yeah So much of it comes down to like If you just rock it Yeah You know What you mean the confidence Yeah pretty much

If you don't think about people looking at you If like If you're not conscious of What you look like You all instantly look better in the clothes Because you Yeah because you feel comfortable You don't give a

If you're wearing something purposefully Attention grabbing And that's what you're getting the kick up But if it if you're like looking for people to look at you that's not so cool

but if you're just wearing it and like doing your own shit just yeah yeah just vibe in it's anything can look good anything can look good in that but in that same vein

like all these models wearing shit on on like the Adidas website and the urban outfiters and shit like that's that's sort of the flip side to it, like, you could put these people in any clothes and they look good. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a mindset. It's a grind set. But I do want to quickly mention something because the Ugboots thing was from the normal episode. And there was something I forgot to mention. About the normal. About the normal episode. James brought up that he

at one point had straightened long hair. Oh yeah. I did. Yeah. And, but we've never seen the proof you said you have a picture and no you know you happened because i went to school that morning and you opened the door because we used to go to your house and you're like oh the fuck because you see you've you've seen it you know you can't remember that may be the case but i can't remember i need to see this picture so the picture is uh is it my uh like uncle

i think it's my aunt's wedding okay the story is staying stray he said that exact thing in the So, like, all of my, it was on my, my mum's side, so all my weird fucking fuck family was there. It was a fucking day and a half, but for this day, I was in a white shirt, like, no school trousers, and fucking straight long hair to, like, there. Oh, my God. And there's the picture, because when the whole picture everyone was taken,

and I was, like, on the far white, and I was there. Don't say you're on the far right, bro. I wasn't on the far white, but in this picture, I was to the white. Yeah. Like, you know, where the, the couple's always in the centre. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And this picture does exist. This, my aunt has this picture, obviously, and I'm in it with straight hair. And I have seen it, but ever since I've never been able to find it again. It's out where.

I've gone on her Facebook profile on an attempt to find it, and I haven't been able to. But it is there, and I did have it. What about the, you said you had a picture of that giant poo, has that ever manifested?

I think my dad took that and put it in our family WhatsApp group I feel like obviously that's what you do with your family WhatsApp this is a little big shit I think that's there I just haven't tried to find it

because it's like it's fine I just really want to see straight into her James yeah I'd be down for seeing them like that's the one thing I don't want to see because I will cringe too hard of it

because that that look does not suit me with the beard the way I am now I don't That's just that was like the edgiest phase Is when I thought I could rock that long hair Because that was the the era When that was popular Having that kind of long hair

The Justin Bieber Fringe thing So and he just didn't work for me One day If I do find it I can prove it But until then It's lost to the archives

That's like a meme at the moment Isn't it? Like people acknowledging that era where, like, all the punchlines were like, yeah, like, Justin... Fuck, Justin Bieber, let's kill Justin Bieber. Do you remember there was that TV show he was in where he got, like, lit up, he got shot. Yeah, yeah. CSI Miami or something like, you like, cameoed on an episode and was killed him.

Yeah, and everyone was like, oh, this is the best episode of anything of a haul. Yeah, he's being fucking shot to death. Yeah. Poor Justin. No wonder he's so fucked up now. You know, he's got Lyme's disease. Yeah. Poor guy.

Yeah. I'm terrified of Lyme's disease Is that a thing you get from like tick? It's for tick thing I've forgotten about Lyme's disease But there's like a there's a really random Throwaway line in The Legend of Cora With like this character's like

I'm looking out for ticks or whatever I'm scared of Lyme's disease And ever since then it's been like on my mind Because I go walking in grass fields a lot Yeah I do as well What are the What do you call it? Like

When you get Lyme's disease The effect The symptoms The symptoms, thank you. You can't go in sunlight or some weird shit. Really? Because I have had a tick on my body. No, it doesn't mean you're going to just have it.

No, I know, but like, what are the symptoms? I can't, I don't know them. Am I a lymie guy? Limey. Ticks are the worst creation. I don't think they're, um, they've evolved to be quite a clever little creature. in terms of the way they exist Yeah, all stuff like that

Like fleas as well You can never wipe out fleas Yeah How you're supposed to wipe out ticks Yeah, they'd be sucking blood and shit They go bulbous and bright red and full of Gunge Yeah, and you've got to be careful

When you're pulling them off your body You can't like squeeze their abdomen Otherwise they shoot all their gunk And they're inside Well you can leave the mandibles Like stuck in some of it as well I just haven't I've luckily managed to avoid them

I think most people have But I was wearing shorts in a field with sheepen And you're gonna actually run across it then Random Minion XD has one One we have a type of question We haven't answered in a very long time Which fossil fuel alternatives Are the Maddo of Gascar characters

I can't answer this um no Alex the lion is solar Gloria is water like water and like waves like waves yeah like oceans yeah that's a good point yeah

um I think Marty is like wind things because he's like fast as the wind he could also be water because of his spitting power

that's true no he can be the ocean windmill things so that leaves windmill's in your ocean. Well they're not windmills. What are they called? Turbines. What, wind turbines? Yeah, wind turbines. So who's the, um, the snake that's on the water that moves and that creates electricity? Melman. The snake on the water. Yeah. So wave, that's, that's, that's, that's,

that's the way power. That's the, Gloria. No, you need one for Melman. He's the only one. Well, who's a hydro dam? That's water. There's water. Everything's around water. No, there's got to be more than that. Who's solar? I already said, Alex the Lion. He's solo. No, you're right, yeah. Yeah, what is Melman? He's nothing.

No, he's the snake on the water. Because he's a snaky guy. He's a water snake. He's a water snake. I don't actually not the actual name of it is, but it's a snake thing on water. Because when the waves go, it moves, it's like body, and then that somehow creates power. Well, there is energy in the...

Yeah, if you've seen, it... It creates power. I'm just not a scientist, you know? I don't... I can't think of that many alternatives. We went through a bunch of them. They're all water, though. That's fine. We love water on this.

We do love water. James is a big chug jug of water right there in front of him. Look, he's going for a jug of chugging right now. He's getting for a chug of the jug. Look at him. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. Chug, chug their jug. Let's do a couple more before we go to the jug.

um quid kid says how's jim doing today well you know bit this bit of that yeah locker apple says question for jim you're cutting into your skin wear as the resident catwoman of the cast I wonder what your opinion on the trend slash meme of chonkers are you overfeeding your cat so much

they becomes incredibly overweight so it can be fat and cute personally I think it's sad to see cats that big since at that point they would not be able to be proper outdoor cats anymore and really hinder their natural hunting capabilities. Question can be asked to the other lads too, but change to overfeeding dogs, since there might be a bit more common problems since dogs aren't nearly as self-sufficient as cats are cheers. I'm pretty sure the chonka phase is dying out, because obviously there was the chonk,

the archonkers Reddit that was just known for being, they're just animal abusers. They just feed their cats so it becomes fat, so they can be like, oh, keep acting. Is this like a big successful Reddit as well? Sub-reddit, sorry. Hmm? our chonkers It's still a thing Yeah it's still a thing

But now they're like trying to be like Oh yeah maybe feeding our cat To be fat isn't a bad thing And if you went on that Reddit And you like started criticising them Abusing the animals They get upset and ban you Oh yeah

I've just gone on it R slash chonkers Nearly half a million users on it Yeah and it is just overweight like cats Maybe it isn't getting better then Yeah it's really sad to me. Yeah. You should want the best for your pet. Yeah. Not just to get some Reddit

gold. You're sacrificing a life for Reddit gold. And like other animals. What's wrong with you people? Cats. You want to make cats fat? Yeah. The thing is I don't think I could physically make Billy fat. Yeah. She go through phases. She gets heavier in the winter. I think you have to program them to be that lazy in fat from when they're just like babies. Yeah. It's hot. But Billy doesn't eat more food than she needs you know she's that sort of being she just eats what she needs for optimum but I'm going to take it further I think if you

if you have a cat it should be an outside cat it should be I think every cat should be the sad thing is some are worth a lot of money so they they physically can't be let outside because they'll be robbed but yeah cats belong outside they roam and shit

they must get depressed being stuck indoors Maybe there are breeds of cats that just prefer to be indoors, but like, let that thing live. But I do think with, because the problem with cats now is because if we weren't involved, cats wouldn't have been bred the way they are. There wouldn't be as many cats as there is now because we've bred them to be pets. And because of that, the population of birds is fucking plummeted. So I think I'd prefer to have birds outside things. in the morning making noise than cats.

So I think, because that's, they're wild animals. And having, if everyone had their cat outside, that would fucking plummet even more. Because of course, humans adopted them because they were so good for hunting pests. You know, your rats, your rats.

But, like, rats are pests. I don't think, like, nice birds are. No, you're right. And I, I, I, if I had a cat, it'd be a house cat. Don't get a cat then. I'd not going to for that reason. I'd buy a dog. my thing with birds is like

those motherfuckers can fly they've got the whole sky to exist in trees and shit but the cat's the perfect predator for birds that's she's perfect for killing them so of course it's not it's not we can't judge the the birds

well it's not really like the animal that where the if cats like didn't exist in an environment and are only there because humans put them there and then there's that island or whatever that had like native flightless birds and then like one cat like killed them all

yeah they're apex predators for sure but I don't know I still see a lot of birds flying around it's got it's not that extreme though the thing is is get your cats

spade, get them neutered because they just be out there fucking making more cats like I love cats I think they're cute as fuck but yeah maybe be responsible I don't know if it's true

that I think the second cats were introduced to the country whether we kept them as pets or not they would be around because they they're too like efficient know, just surviving. Yeah, they don't need humans.

Like, yeah, when I went to Greece, they were everywhere. Mm-hmm. Just fucking everywhere. Yeah, yeah. Friendly, too. I'd prefer, like, those over, I think, wild dogs everywhere. Oh, God, yeah. No, but you have that in Turkey.

Turkey's got loads of wild dog problems. Just dogs. Yeah. The thing is, if cats declined the population of birds that much, Billy catches way more rats than birds. What would the rat population be out if cats didn't exist? No, no, no, but I think that's the case because there's less birds. What do you mean?

Because cats have been around for ages, so it's been like a 30-year decline. Obviously, I don't know statistical data to back this up, but naturally, I think the bird population has decreased over the last like 30 years. So when Billy enters, the birds are already low. So there's going to be more wats in comparison to birds. So she's going to find the wats. No, but she's going to decline. decline both cats in general hunt rats.

Yeah, that's why they are the way they are. So they will have affected the rat population as well. Yeah, it's like a, it's a trade-off. We lose nice things, but we also lose horrible things. Yeah, yeah. We lose and win. But I hate rats so much. You know, it's worth it.

I found a fairly interesting wiki, like a article about this. predation on wildlife um where is it exactly what's said back there the introduction has caused the extinction of at least 33 endemic species on islands throughout the world assumed as cats feral and domestic cats kill billions of birds in the United States every year a lot of birds out there man you've seen the murmurations of thousands of them yeah there's so many birds we ain't lacking things to split around. Yeah. But then it is bad when we're actually killing species,

when cats are actually wiping out species. That's when it's bad. But obviously, we can't be blaming cats. It should be the government's fucking responsibility to maybe be a bit proactive in it. Well, you want them to start hunting cats? No, I want the government to start breeding birds. Yeah.

No, it's in like sanctuaries, you know, trying to breed the specific birds that are almost ghost to extinction. you know, I don't know It Which is, I don't know The thing is that Just the nature of the world

Like countless species Go extinct And we'll get discovered And all the time Yeah, yeah And it's more It's just more kind of alarming I guess

Because it's the direct result Of something humans Have decided to do And embrace But I've Again like You can say the same For a lot of different animals

There's so many Cows, chickens, dogs Yeah yeah And like the dodo it's extinct Poor dodo But what What vital

Like impact did the dodo have on the world's climate You know There's shit like bees that we need You know Like do we need dodos I know It's fucked up that they're all dead But you know

Yeah wouldn't you They could be delicious We were too greedy Yeah if they were like even better chickens then we made a big mistake and should have farmed the fuck out of them stuck them in some battery farms

get those daydays maybe it's like birds like small birds they're cute and I like birds they're just they're pleasant to see yeah not kookaburas though send the cats to the kookaburas

they're like the parasite bird aren't they oh where they put like an egg in a They like, yeah, they like find an egg that already has like eggs in it and then they like push them out and they're like, oh, just put one in it. Yeah, and then they just get the other birds to be apparent. Yeah, that's fucked up. Have you not, if you know, there's like this warning that there's like a new type of hornet

in the UK or something that whole thing is just, it's killing bees. Its whole job is to slaughter bees. We're fucked. In there's be bees. Bees kind of fucking slap. Have you seen how the bees fight back? that's the coolest thing how do the bees

when a bee hive is attacked by hornets like that they swarm over the wasp completely engulfing it and then they all individually start vibrating and making as much motion as possible and using that heat

overheat the wasp and kill it that's fucking sick yeah this is like a YouTube video you can watch it it's the power of friendship and teamwork yeah you know it's like when you're playing it as a Hacker and Apex. Yeah, you've got to work together to defeat him.

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How do you Mingers feel about that Illumination Sing 2 is coming out? We actually, when we couldn't record yesterday we watched the trailer for some two um i think it might it looks like surprisingly good yeah i think they might redeem it shut up surprisingly solid it looks like they addressed sort of the problems of that first movie they got at s f mcf mcfald and they identified him as a problem got bono um to fill his role um everyone loves bono so i think it's just a slam dunk

Do you remember when you two released that song on iTunes and it just No one wanted it It was a whole album That's the whole album That's what I meant sorry Yeah an entire fucking album Do you know

I remember seeing it there and it pissed me off Yeah it piss me off too It's cool you've released a free album But like give me the option To not have that in my No you do not know how much That fucking album fucked with me Because obviously I'd use my iPad for anime

For everything Yeah yeah And it's like I'd It'd be the middle of the night and like somehow that album started and I'd be like what the fuck is going on as I can hear you too

through my speakers and I was just like yeah it was really confusing because I remember just going on iTunes and me like why is that there mm-hmm yeah and there's no way to get rid of it

and that's how I feel about sing too why is that there why can't I get rid of it you said yesterday it's their worst franchise and that is saying something it is their worst franchise

it's awful and they've made it franchise by making a second one who makes it again Is it Pixar Dreamworks? Neither. It's an illumination. So we're talking,

we're talking Secret Life of Pets, we're talking minions, we're talking... Yeah, no, it's by far the worse. They are the least inspired animation studio to ever... Exist. Create the success that they do.

Yeah. They make like free bird level like movies, but for some reason, they just take off. They've connected. They've kind of like TikTok when we were talking the other day, It's just bought its way into an industry.

They are the equivalent of that. Yeah. Just like a pure product thing with like no artistic integrity in any way. Yeah, they've found a way to, um, they're like, they've got like a slave labor dibby mine. Yeah. Yeah. They're farming dibbies effectively.

Yes. Um, they've taken all the like animation tropes and they've put it into an algorithm and whatever comes out of the algorithm is whatever the next illumination movie is. And that's exactly. what they look like like the trailer it's like it's it's almost like fake movies when you're watching it it's like this is like fake yeah this seems like someone who's never actually seen a movie they've only like watch trailers of movies like yeah yeah no that's what that's what sing one was as well it's just like a trailer as a movie and and what the actual heart of the story

what it is going for what it is channeling and represents is like something so fucking vapid too Yeah, it's incredibly manipulative. It's just the X Factor thing as a movie with animated talking animals. Yeah, X Factor, one of the worst fucking shows ever made. Yeah, that whole era of TV, like, is worse than Love Island and shit, I reckon. It's the most tragedy. No, but they identified the popularity of the only thing anyone gives a shit about on X Factor are those, the tryouts, the cringy performances, the standout silliness of that. You go on YouTube on their YouTube channel and see all their crazy views of,

those like compilations of the like fails and funny shit the tryouts so then of course like the trailers in sing one and sing two is just like funny random animals doing like references to current pop music yeah um it's like starts on a billy ilish one or whatever it's like is ticot as a movie yeah yeah they are the most like producty movies that they just stand for nothing to me yeah don't go see it and stop using ticot say it and stop using ticot say this world. Yeah, no, they should stop using TikTok because it's fucking severely addictive

and really destructive for your self-confidence. You can say that about every social media, as to be fair. Yeah, but TikTok, you know, it's got child predators on, so you can say that by every social media. Albino Basilisk has one. A question that may have already been answered,

but a refresher would be cool. What Lego themes or properties would you hate to see and what would you love to see? Um, there's despicable me already have Lego. Yeah. I hate to see that. Sing.

I own one of them. Sing. Sing. Uh, any illumination. Um, hate to see. I hated seeing cars Lego. Hmm.

But, you know, actually not that much. Actually, actually, no, that car I got, you know, yeah,

I was going to say a good one I like is fast and furious ones. Yeah, because it's just the cars. Yeah. And it's actually, Yeah, that actually fits. Yeah, that is cool. Because cars also exist.

I just don't, I really, I really don't want to see a Dwayne the Rock Johnson mini figure. When Jungle Cruise comes out. I'm surprised there isn't a rock like mini figure yet. Yeah? Yeah, I don't think he's ever, unless Moana has one. I don't know. That doesn't really count there. It's not him.

Yeah, it's not him. As far as ones I actually want, I want the classic Western line to come back. I want Lord of the Ring sets More of them They could definitely go back Like they've done with Harry Potter And like redo sets

And make them better and stuff And just go in more This would never happen But Mad Max will be perfect Oh my God, yes I only say that Because the Seinfeld Lego set is coming out

And it's like It's pretty adult Like come on Yeah They say the M word in that show? Well, the guy from it said the M word. Who said the M word? Kramer.

Oh, he didn't say it in the show. Yeah, true. Maybe my mind's getting all fuzzy. Yeah, you can get the M word guy from Seinfeld. I don't think about these themes I don't want. Yeah. No, man max, that's... That works. I'd buy that.

And like you said, the Western. Because they've already done it before. Just do it again Just release the same sets again Yeah They're awesome Yeah The um

This comment is suggested A Greek mythology theme Yeah That could be awesome I don't know if they've done any like set Like I wouldn't mind like Like uh

What's it called the Like architect range I really like that range Like some of that stuff like Roman buildings Yeah they did the Coliseum Recently and it's It looks incredible.

I like that stuff. Because I don't like, I'm not a big Lego person. Like I appreciate it. But it's like, if I want stuff like Lego from my house, I want it to be, you know, like the, that. Yeah, yeah. That's really fucking cool. I love that. Yeah, that's these shit in the bottle. I love just like the building stuff.

Mm-hmm. And I would love some like ancient buildings. Like that. It'd be really sick. Yeah, yeah. Like the Taj Mahal they've got as well. Yeah, I love the architect stuff. Yeah, it doesn't get worse than that minion shit, though. Black Lagoon Dog says Please just talk about Rayman more Rain Man

Rayman Rayman never seen Rayman Raving Rabbids is a fantastic franchise We're all big fans of over here Well Have we talked about Rayman before I've mentioned my affinity For Rayman Legends and Rayman

Origins Yeah That is what I want From that guy They managed to make a character I gave no shits about. I didn't care about Rayman. Like the fat, like, 3D Rayman from, like, PS1 and 2.

Yeah, yeah. I never gave a shit about Rayman, but making him 2D, making that art style, that music and everything. That is my weakness. He looks so good. He looks amazing. Yeah, because he went from a character I would never want to see in Smash. Yeah.

To a character that I think needs to be in Smash. He belongs to it. Yeah. Those two games are, like, the best platformers, just pure platformers, I've played like... They are better than the 2D Mario games Yeah, easily.

From that era. Easily. They're like Wii U ones or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're way more creative than... It's that our direction that's really my weakness. Yeah, and the music levels and stuff. It's so fun.

Yeah, and like 100% in it. It's like four player, different... Yeah, it's really fucking good games. Can't believe Ubisoft made them. I actually shocked that they released this. Yeah, they sort of had a piece. of um like making good games yeah single player games they had like valiant hearts and then heart child alike that was a good game mm-hmm and the two rayman games yeah

that balance makes sense to me though you have your dumb assassin's creed and far crows that are just raking in infinite money just have little small teams that are making stuff like valiant hearts like ray man yeah yeah that when they come out they get your like critical cred and you like want a need and it's not yeah you feel more diverse it's like more diverse universe than... Ubisoft are the worst company at the moment, I think. Because they just announced

like, Assassin's Creed destiny. Yeah, what? Assassin's Creed Infinity. They've announced Assassin's Creed Infinity. Fucking... And it's just a destiny clone. Which, wait, what? With the model, like the Halo Infinite model,

the destiny model. Yeah, it's going to be a platform. The ancient model that was established in 2014. They're only just like, oh, maybe we should do that now. Well, they've been trying to do that for ages. It's like every setting. They're going to have like every setting.

It's going to constantly be getting more settings. Well, have you heard the rumours for the new GTA? No. Apparently they're designing the online map more like a Fortnite map. Where you can like take bits out and put it back in or some weird shit. See, I'm going to say this again. I don't give a fucking shit about Gtay 6 anymore. Well, you can't really take rumors as like an indicator for quality.

The thing is I can't see rock star following trends like that. yeah i don't know they they like make the trend you know like gt online it's its own thing yeah i don't know man why did assassin's creed become shit it was that's the secret this is the the space guy holding the gun to the other guy looking at the earth it always has been no i disagree no it was always shit no because i think having games set in ancient worlds where it's kind of Yeah, that's a super cool idea. But it's based in the Assassin's Creed universe, instantly making it worse.

Yeah. Its gameplay was made by Ubisoft, instantly making it worse. Stories terrible. Awful stories. I just like historical games. Like, that's what they've ridden off this whole time. Yeah, I wish they could. I'd love to play like an American Civil War setting game.

I'd love to fucking. Why can't they just make games based in these eras not attached to Assassin's Creed? Why can't somebody else do that? This is what we watched it yesterday, the new show for The Ghost of Sushima Direct's edition. And that game, I want to play that game because it is just setting period in the feudal period of Japan.

It took the one thing everyone's been saying for years. It's like the one Assassin's Creed they want. But making one in Japan and make it like good and stuff. And then like... Yeah, but I'm glad we never got it. Yeah, I am too. It's like built around being a samurai game. If it was an Assassin's Creed game,

it would have to have parkour. It would have to have all this bullshit. It would have to have the shit combat that's in every Assassin's Creed game. And it'd have to link to the Eustogo fucking bollocks that will just make the game worse. And Ghost of Shushima is just a fucking great game. No fucking shit.

Yeah. It's just sick as fuck. I just want more period games. That's what I want. There's interesting settings that aren't just New York. That would be nice. Let's do this one from Eggmo's brough. We did a video on JAR the other day, James reviewing cars. James reviews cars, the Disney movie from 2006.

There was one guy who was like, I guess, quite upset by the video because he loves cars. And he didn't get it. So he left this comment not only on the video in comment form, but also on the subreddit. So I'll read it out. This he deserves, you know, to hear the other side of the coin. We deserve. Egmo's bruh has this thing. I really do not get the hate for cars.

It's such a meaningful, intricate story about popularity and ego with like no waste of time. Alex mentioned Doc's character arc linking with Lightning McQueen's, but what about Sally's backstory on living in the limelight that gives them relatability, making their romance even more endearing than it already is with her, trying to find out if he's genuine with Mater. Through Mater's character, McQueen learns the weight of a promise and loyalty with the helicopter ride, which links into how he got lost in the first place by falling asleep when he promised Mac. He wouldn't stay up after not letting

him sleep. There's so much more as well, just don't get why it's unpopular to put it as one of Pixar's best. What? What? No. Wasted time. There's a lot of wasted time. There's a lot of wasted time. We didn't say it's illegal to like, not like the movie. I think this moot cars would hit different if you saw it when you were young. If you

first watched it when you were generally younger you'd probably be fond of it and you wouldn't have noticed the problems, but when you're watching it when you're 25. It's fucking shit. Well, when 2006 so I would have, I was 12 when it came out and it was lame. It was lame then.

Yeah. yeah I mean it's cool you like it I'm glad you like it I'm glad you get enjoying from it but it's with any film if you hear someone

criticise a film you like and they say things that maybe you don't agree with still valid for them to think a different way I thought we were we explained ourselves quite well anyway we're saying about

it's a conceptual level a concept problem we have with cars yeah and like the plot is totally fine it's like five out of ten just normal stuff and it's

it's got a nice moral in it yeah it is interesting because it's not like bad but kind of he's bad to me yeah it's crammed with too much gunk I'd say the gayest jar fan has one for us

how do you mingers James's comment on how empowering it is to disrupt someone's life by wearing something they don't like really spoke to me back when I was in college I had a phase of wearing outfits of one solid color like blue green purple etc. and got the wildest looks all over campus. Yeah, that's a fucking look. Goddain. When Pokemon Go was a thing, I had a mohawk dyed

rainbow colors as I walked around town. A couple years ago, I put dreadlocks into my mohawk, which was also pretty wild. My style has calmed down a bit now that I'm busy with my job, but I still wear flashy jewelry that men typically wouldn't, like dangling earrings and bracelets. I'm also certain someone would try to

hurt me for it. I live in a very homophobic neighborhood, but I'm a large black guy so people tend to mind their own business. The moral of the story is James needs those ugboots. Boom. You're getting a lot of support for the...

The normal episode, it's just more payoffs, man. Yeah. Ah, he's just speaking the truth. We didn't mention... The doge coin thing in that as well. Oh, fuck. Yeah, we... Yeah, that is wild.

Alex said Dogecoin is the next big thing. No, you said Goathe... Goat... fucking... Dogecoin to the moon or some shit. You said something really specific, but it was this like, what the fuck is this?

No, no, because it's, no, it's fucking weird. It's doge coin, the game stock stocks. If it's crypto or fucking anything, we are on it. Yeah, listen to us. People would have made so much money if they listen to me from the GameStop thing. And Alex on the Dogecoin. I do want to say, though, that, that's a question we just got asked. It kind of calls back to what I was saying.

Like, that person has charisma and energy. confidence out the wazoo to wear that sort of shit and he walks it I don't even have to say him we know he walks it because he's got the fucking confidence and the fact that he's saying he's wearing that stuff like yeah pure badassery

we fucking stand that shit I don't have those cahones I don't but at the same time we have walked through the local Tesco all wearing matching ponchos so that is quite slight pattern different what colour differences patterned different it works a different pattern different pattern

Yeah, well no, same pattern, different colours Yes, I was that I could apply to you to a dark Like the teenage mutant ninja turtles or something Walking through Sainsbury's. And yeah, we didn't give a shit And we had the confidence to that No, there was that time I think it was Jim and I were walking the dogs

With ponchos on and there were some people coming in the other way Because we had cigars as well Walking the dogs, making cigars wearing ponchos And these people were walking towards a stop Turned around and start walking the other way. No, but that's kind of cool because you were clearly intimidating.

I just find that money. If you're like an older person and you see two people smoking something, sure, they might go rage mode. I've heard of them. Yeah, but then you see the ponchos. Who the fuck wears ponchos?

It's not going to be some like crack smoking, you know, knife in the poncho type of guy. They're smoking. They're like 5pm on like a breezy summer's afternoon. Yeah. It's a poncho, dude. It's not the best thing. It's yon. It's a, it's hippie clothing. It's like,

you look at the patterns and stuff. That's hippie shit. What the fuck are they going to do? They might fucking intimidate me on. No, I better run away. The secondhand smoke might make me go funny. See, I haven't worn the poncho in ages. I forget I have it, but it's always there. It's always in my own. Yeah, I've got my poncho hanging up. Yeah, there are always two behind that door hanging up. Behind that door? Yeah. Damn that door. I just like, I forget to wear it. I don't know what situation is actually best to wear poncho because it's, it's thick.

You don't want to wear it when it's really sunny because you sweat. It's not bad for sunny. Yeah, there's a certain temperature where it's perfect. Yeah, evening sun. And I forget, I forget to wear it during those times. Because I generally want to wear it more because it fucking slaps. And people are going to point out that I probably said at the time when we got, when we went through the poncho phase, that I was anti-poncho.

Were you anti-pocho? I think I was. But then I wore one and I was like, fuck I can't this is yeah they're potentially the best design piece of clothing ever made we need to adopt more things like that more hippie shit um yeah yeah I agree just different crazy things like looking at um of course it's very weepy but like kimonos and things like that I look so comfortable man yeah they do look incredibly they also are really beautiful I like

yeah yeah there's just stunning bits of clothing but like you can't realistically, I suppose you could. You would get some interesting looks around here. It's a samurai one where it goes there and it's just like, just look like dressing gowns. They are just dressing gowns, but nicer. Yeah, a bit more

flower. Yeah. Is that it? It's the next thing is the samurai fucking funny. We can't just wear that one. Yeah, we should get a samurai sword and mount it on the wall. Skelly Dude 11 has a good one actually. You've done Jarkas with 4-3

even two people. Which child member do you think could do the best and most entertaining Jailcast on their own? You? You're the only one who's done it? The Argy interview. Oh yeah. That was more of a blab thing though, anyway. Yeah, it was quite long though.

I reckon I could do a solo Jarkust. Yeah. Yeah, I reckon you could. I think James could with a certain energy. Yeah, if I had, if I, if I, it's chaos, if I had chaos in me on that day, I could yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't, I, I don't really understand how you can do a podcast alone. Yeah, it's not really a podcast, then. Unless you have, like, a really specific topic, like, the whole, I could only do it, um,

with the prep and the sheet and stuff. I could, you could rip off everything here. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, I, I could talk about, like, a piece of media or something for ages but yeah I don't know about it's the conversation thing where you go down the tangents and stuff I can't do that by myself but doesn't Bill Burr

like he does a podcast by himself yeah he's got that mind yeah it's like a stand-up comedian thing yeah yeah super fucking difficult yeah it's a talent for sure okay let's do this one from the only dick pisser let's make this the

an ultimate. What's the origin of Jim's legendary nickname beast? I was trying to remember and I couldn't. Yeah, I don't know. I think the YouTube's comment section invented. Was that really? Yeah. I think so. No, no, I'm having a weird, like, thing right now.

Of, um, like, reminding myself. I'm pretty sure it was, um, maybe from the crackhead era where I was, probably at my most crack-headed. Yeah, and you just spur of the moment said beast. Because I thought it would be like funny, cringy, awesome.

I was giving everyone cringe nicknames. Yeah. And be stuck. Although I could be wrong. Maybe the origin's in the jar. No, I reckon it was crack-headed right Alex.

Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. I still get sent like quotes of shit I've saved from that era and I'm like I just have I just don't remember saying any of it no you were proper like off the wall crack just insane cracky yeah

I don't know why I think wasn't that the period when you're doing a lot of I achieve videos yeah so that might have been that was just the release you needed yeah it was working just a cringe amount then yeah pure it was That era was just Alex works, we do jar, Alex is a crackhead, we order fucking 15 domino's cookies.

I always see, and I can never remember like the context of it. It was like the sun or something. It like sounds proper crackhead. The sun. Talking about like going into the center of the sun or something. Some weird shit. That just sounds like a normal conversation. No, even in the normal episode, like, you're just like.

different I don't know you just had this like I don't know yeah there's no other way to put it a crackhead energy

I think Jarris is slowly making us more crack-headed well I reckon Alex is reduced in crack head yeah I feel like I've levelled out massively

yeah for sure I haven't though it's just been getting worse yeah maybe maybe it's like a thing that flows through each of us throughout time James is

James is heading towards peak crackhead. And then it's your turn. Well, seeing as we're actually on the word cringe and we say it constantly, Goob Show Riot says, Don't have a movie or TV suggestion or fight animal question or a random mean question. This is just a nitpick mainly at Alex I-G guy. A while ago you said you didn't like using the word cringe because it's overly used and rarely used properly.

And now we get the word well. seasoned over every few episodes what's happened has the irony mean to have gone too far and now it's just cringe this cringe that everything is cringe have we fallen down the rabbit hole can you see the light what no because I was I was anti-cringe for a while because you know early leafy where it really like went mental and ever genuinely every fucking thing that's so cringy ha but that was a battle I lost you can't it's just become It's the new equivalent of saying that the thing is bad Yeah, in a lot of ways, it has replaced gay as a descriptive

Yeah, yeah, 90s early 2000s, that was Yeah, what we heard in the playground Yeah, it probably is cringe now It's like what our cousins like say and shit Yeah, yeah, it probably is And I would prefer that if that is going to be the... Yeah, I agree, I totally agree, yeah I stopped using cringe

Because it is a good word, it feels it's very explanatory. Yeah, but like the word gay used to mean gay to be gay, and then it meant what cringe

means now. You know, it got overused to the point where gay didn't mean gay, and now cringe has been overused to the point where cringe doesn't really mean cringe. Yeah, yeah. It means something different. It's not the same cringe that it used to be. I used it the same way I used to, I, the old

That's how I use quench. That's cringe. Shut up. This is a really fucking weird question, but by Brating Pablo says, this question for all jar members, if you could have another jar member for a son, as in you could now have them as a baby and raise them through the years, what jar member would you pick? How would you raise them?

Can James be the only one to answer this? Yeah Although I wouldn't mind a little baby James, raise him right Yeah but by raising me right I wouldn't be me? Yeah but wouldn't that be fascinating Just see what happens Just give everyone a baby James

Would normal James stay Yeah yeah you'd still be it But there's just now a baby James No yeah no that is a really interesting subject Of having We all have a kid of ourselves but we all have each other's kit so there's one

so we all bring up each other I just like the baby James one more to be honest everyone has a little baby James including you you raise yourself yeah but I'd raise myself the same way I've been raised but better obviously so it wouldn't be the same so you would no but it would be the same

it'd be me just without all the the stuff you don't want it would just be the the car interest you know behaved and responsible So you'd be a good parent then? Yeah, I'd be a really good parent.

But, like, how would you raise me? I don't know. Maybe I'd make you a dumpster baby. To leave you in the time. I don't think. Like punish chains. You just create your punishes. Yeah, punishes chains.

No, I don't know. That's just, like, asking me, how would I raise a baby? I don't fucking know. I don't, I've not really thought about that. I just mostly wanted to ask it because of the funny imagery of loads of little baby James. Yeah, when I picture baby James right now, it's like a baby with James's beard. I can't. See, for me, for some reason, it was just James as he is now, but shrunk down.

That's all. Honestly, I can't think of anything worse than having baby me's. Because I was like the most extremely, I was like dangerously hyperactive. Hence why I like fucked myself up so often. So imagine James, baby James is in this room. But was that in response to the parenting you received? Would baby James be totally different under the wing of Alex? No.

It's a nature versus nurture thing. Because I think me, I'm naturally quite hyperactive. I've got those genes. So if Alex had baby James, I think he'd have to deal with a hyperactive baby James. And it's how you dealt with that. It would shape the baby James. No, but Alex has dealt. with Argi, you know, hyperactive baby

Argi, and you know, you're you and baby Argi I imagine have some similarities I reckon. Baby me and pay baby Argy has prepared you for baby James. It's all been building to this. Yeah.

Yeah, in the next 10 years, like little mini clones, like Apple cloning or something. We could try it out for real. We could see who makes the best James. who crafts the strongest James I hope yeah I'd have baby James like in the gym

yeah we'd have the mind body and spirit Jameses you'd be the body James at a mind body you'd have spirit James yeah I'd have spirit James yeah and I'd just have James I just I hope there never is surely if you raised a clone of yourself

it would be the most you it would be even more you than you yeah yeah because you are being shaped by you you have a you because you're you were shaped by your parents and other so you know where they've gone wrong because you've experienced it but then you get to be the direct influence on you of you so then therefore you the influence the the you that was influenced by you is the most you How would you feel about raising yourself knowing that you are less you than the being you're raising? I don't think it would be fair.

That change would be the most ultimate thing. Because my parents felt like education, they didn't give a fuck. So it's like I was just off the chain. Brainiac James. So I'd be able to force them to actually care about education to be smart. But I'd show them morals, you know, my views politically. So they'd be, they'd just be a machine. bell against your views then they become less you yeah fuck then it's the old white

James is the fucking the next villain the fucking super smart all white James yeah the rebellious phase would be a challenge yeah yeah you'd have to I wouldn't manifest otherwise the you would be the least you you you see no I'd probably be the elseworld you yeah shadow you yeah shadow I just do what my parents did just nothing. Just let it happen to see what happens. Let's end on this one. From Jim in the Dream Lounge.

How do you think is first time questioner but long time jarcast listener here? Before my question, I just want to briefly say to James specifically that the job lab, where has James been? Has actually been a really important part of my own personal struggles for me. Last year, I was really struggling and listening to James and how he overcame everything that he did and became the gigacad he is today is genuinely inspiring. My question is this. If you had to have any character from a video game who can speak in your ear at all times

to give you advice and talk to you whenever you like, who would you choose? Whose dialogue options would get exhausted most easily and who would drive you into a pit of madness first? Discuss, and as always game on, oh, and by the way, did you know the Swidders Burger King has been to the ground?

We did know that. We did know. Yeah, we did sound that. Whip. Uh, Maud in Solis for me. I feel like just practicality quick

It's just like Bada bit Bluibro bit Oh there's a bit He's a bit He might take me down The wrong It depends what era

Of what we're talking about Is he a bit more militaristic And He's He's willing to do some Some pretty heinous stuff

To You know Ends justify the means Sort of thing Yeah Yeah So I get stuff done But they might be

Morally Kind of fucked A mass effect World Gwant would be good haven't gone no yeah that that would be like just pure psychosis it would just make you a violent like yeah yeah monster I want to kill yeah uh doesn't have to massive it pluck something else out I'm trying to think of video game characters

that would actually be beneficial price what about uhing the military ottercon good one for James. We can just chat about anime. Because he is the guy in the desk, isn't he? Yeah. The PC or whatever. Yeah. Now, Altrican is a good one. I can't think of many of us do.

Walleridge. Mr. New Vegas. Mr. House? No, he turned you into that sort of Bezos. Bezos? Jeff Bezos? Jeff Bezos from

the Outer Worlds. Yeah, that's a tricky one. Cortana? Nah. No, that's cringe. No, again, it'd be practical and useful. No, that's cringe. I'd bully your fucking Cortana.

I'd tell you for having Cortana. Yeah, what can she do for, like, the average person? There's a coven and carrier. 100 meters over there. Yeah, she could just give you directions when you're driving, I guess. Yeah. No, honestly, the only option is the New Vegas fall-up, Mr. New Vegas. And he's saying nice things in your ear and playing your sweet music and you can just turn it on and off.

That would be good. That's just the radio station. What about, does like, you're playing your head. You know there was that DLC for Cobby, you could buy Snoop Dog's voice. Yeah, that counts, I guess. That counts? Yeah. Nah, that would probably be bad.

I'm going to stick with Ottercon there. Articom would work. Yeah, I'm going to stick with Morden, I think. Thank you for watching this episode of the charm is your podcast Thank you for watching this episode of the charm is your podcast We hoped you enjoyed the episode

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