JAR Media Posdact - baby want NORMULA

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:56 Housekeeping 15:26 Licence 29:59 A Very Long Algorithm Rant 1:07:44 Mid Break 1:10:43 Question Segment: Grass Sharks Explained 1:12:35 The JAR Rogues Gallery 1:13:28 Your own LAW 1:16:16 Cruel Lies to Teach 1:21:11 Dobby Doctor #BroCastS6E5

I need some morphine, baby I need more from treasure planet, baby I need some more from treasure planet. Captain Hammer Captain Hammer and Mr. Anvil Captain Hammer and Mr. Killer Anvil Captain Peckx and Master Creeper I was keeping it

cool to you made it cringy Pais is making it Kringy. Have you seen it? Yeah, she has been how long she was doing that for. Yeah. Corny dog corny titles but I tell you what's not corny. The Broca's Season 6 episode 5

Season 6 episode 5 for everybody Should I do that the whole time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is my new voice I do the whole thing in now and it's going to be awesome. Everyone's going to love it all day. Um, guys.

yeah the new characters are here see my new voice is made pace all excited so she's ruining everything um i'm alex joined by jim i need a morphine baby you need more from treasure planet baby yeah yeah is morphine um allowed on youtube or do you have to beep it um

morph from treasure planet's allowed on YouTube good I guess I need morph to morph into a syringe so I can inject some morphine. I need morph to morph into a chupp-a-chup, and then that shit going in my mouth. So true. What do we normally do, brother?

What do we normally do? We normally sing. That would be fire if it just became a musical episode. Yeah, yeah. And we just had all these songs. If it, like, folded open, like, the family guy intro, and we're, like, spinning the sticks around and going up the steps. Seems today your Billy's seat.

is violence and family guy and family guy clips on YouTube shorts You know what Billy does These animals They think they're the main characters Yeah That's what's pissing me off Because she acts like

Nah I'm done with this This is lame And then as soon as you press record Yeah yeah yeah Who comes a running Looking for that clout goblin Comes in Billy the clout goblin

Huh Trying to get some followers on Instor are we Yo what's happening She's mogging She's like the mogging baby my favorite discovery. Yeah, I keep getting the mugging baby on my YouTube shorts. Yeah, he's taking off.

He's like the best baby around at the moment. He's cool. I like him. I think he's like, only in a Dreamland version of me could I be that, like. Mogging. Yeah, if I could mug that hard. Yeah. I don't even know what mogging means.

Sounds like a Pokemon. Neither do I. Mog, mog. Mog. Um. Yeah, I choose you, Mogg. Mocking, baby. Is Mocking Baby like the third evolution?

You're going to have to look out for that on the edit. Billy fell over. What happened? Oh, Billy fell. She fell over. I've never seen Billy fall. Oh, dear. Billy fell over.

Well, before we get too deep into Billy falling over, got a shout of those patrons over at the channel media Patreon. Yeah. Yeah. They make the show an audio version possible. You get the raw unfiltered MP3 over there on Patreon. advery every week and you can add it to your podcast host of choice, your Spotify's or whatever

using the link on the Patreon. You also get your Patreon names read out in the first or second week of each month. We're actually recording this in November, so it won't be attached to this one. So you've still got a little bit of time to get your humiliation ritual names in for us to read on the morrow. No redacted, please. No redacteds. That's done. But what isn't done is after hours on Patreon the, I keep wanting to call it supplement. Is it supplementary? Is that correct? Yeah. Yeah, supplementary. Yeah. Why wouldn't that work? Because I do this thing sometimes where I big myself up, but I'm going to say something wrong. Then I go to say it what I think is wrong, but it's actually right. But I've already convinced myself that it's wrong, so I don't know what even reality's truth is anymore, which pisses me off. You know? One could argue that there is. no such thing as truth, so...

Wow, okay. Just chill, dude. Just chill. It's fine. So you be Jordan Beetson, I'll be Sam Harris, and we can just debate what truth means for five hours or whatever it was. Is there a truth? But, yeah, after hours, the supplementary show we also do. Each week over on Patreon, there's been some fire episodes recently,

like my effed up TikTok likes. Oh, shit, yeah, can't forget, Paisley's chance. Argy's chance as well is on there. Lots of chances. on there um we're on a kind of creepy bastard kick at the moment so we've done two of the sonic exe trilogy um maybe with a squidward sewer slide um in the in the future perhaps um but we're gonna try something else this week um we'll see how that comes together but yeah there's also on there a big ass playlist is built it's more built than the rock in black adam being cool damn that's what

Nice reference there. Isn't that cool, Redpool? A cool Redpool. Yeah, because it's red, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Last one, I'll lose the Jarm Media group chat. The final perk of sorts.

You know, as a group chat, you can leave suggestions for episodes and just sort of chat. Like what people do in groups, I guess. Or a bit of this. Yeah, a bit of this motion Jim's doing. Or something. Rocked on. So let's do some how. housekeeping and you mentioned Billy a second ago and how she was falling over yeah

there's been an update to jar lightsabers.com oh oh which um it doesn't need you know any explanation just go there you know whip it out on your phone there's a there's a mobile version of the website on your PC go to jar lightsabers.com we're trying to get the global slaps to a million slaps where are we at we're at 900,275 slaps no fucking way that's been hacked. That's insane. But there's a wrench in the works. Oh shit. The Billy update. Huh?

Billy's been out, because you can choose who you want to slap on jar lightsabers.com. Billy's been added, but, because we're anti-animal abuse. Uh-huh. If you hit Billy, it actually minuses instead of adding. Oh shit, from the ass. Uh, no, it's a little picture of Billy because, you know, it changes. Yeah, but it minuses the slaps on the, the, the, on the global slaps. Yeah.

Yeah, every time you slap Billy or try to, it would just minus a slap. Shit, man. So. Yeah, don't slap Billy. Yeah, so, damn, me, going to have like a Hassan drama. Billy's got a slap their cat. She's got a little knife collar. It's like a sore trap.

And she doesn't behave it, it goes. Yeah, we actually like control. We want her to be on screen at. certain times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why she wanders in. She's basically in the wrong trousers from Oliver Cromit. Like, we just walk her.

She's got a little robot legs. Billy Control. We have Billy Control finally. Billy Control. Um, so I'll start with these ones from the... Chalby your group chat. Can I just hit you with a little fun fact first? Sure.

So, remember the Dark Night? That little indie film that like five people have seen. Yeah, with the clown. in it. Yeah, with Kefka. Yeah. Yeah. With laughing, Kefka's laugh in it.

Do you remember the part where he's in the interview room, where he's getting interviewed? Oh, the iconic scene that only people that have seen it will know. Yeah. After that scene, there's a cop in there who's, um, who's like, like Gordon Ramsey with a mustache. Is that what you mean? No, he doesn't have a mustache. Oh, the one where he's like, I'm going to enjoy this. I killed your friend, Monologue.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to enjoy this. Did you know that is the didact from Halo 4? Random, man. Did you also know that he voices the doors opening in Dead Space 3? I did know that. It's the one thing. Did you also know he is in Bioshock Infinite, but I can't remember which character.

That's who? He's Kafka in Bioshockin Infinite. Yeah, he's Kafka in Sonic Unleashed. That was a cool bit of trivia. slap down devil knowledge new little jar section trivia town i'm afraid um due to the lack of positive reception on trivia town we're having to cancel trivia town going forward so sorry about yeah it's kind of tough when you have to take someone away but not every not every idea is this a good one yeah this is the thing we we're we're we we experiment we're open to trying new things

um cbt that's gone great um trivia trivia certain month of sorts That went well Yeah That went well Yeah In fact you can say We're reeling from them We're in like the

Which aren't The recovery period Yeah The recovery arc It's like Um post Avengers Infinity War

Right Avengers and game Like what we do What we do now Currently we're in Now the quantum mania arc No

It's not funny enough It's not epic enough Doesn't have enough CG enough Yeah That would be a good episode to do Get the old green screen out You know, make it look like Marvel

Make it look like that shot in the... What's the one? The latest Spider-Man movie Where, like, Toby McGuire's in it and stuff What was that called again? Spider-Man, the portal's open. Yeah, Spider-Man, here we go again. Yeah, in Spider-Man, here we go again. That shot of, you know, the bully guy

Like standing on the street And it's like... The faker shit. Yeah, it's like the craziest shot. But every Marvel movie is just, just full of those yeah yeah but that's like one of the most egregious ones as far as like you can just you it doesn't need to be in the context of the movie just showing a frame of it it's like so embarrassing yeah um yeah it's crazy crazy work um but yeah join me to group chat

has some good ones here starting with mr blue pumpkin need r e9 saying has gym watched and or yet if not can you force him to do a sole level one run of dark souls two please there must be consequences for his actions sorry he just doesn't like you guys enough um believe it or not, I actually really struggle. Yeah, you've got struggles. So, yeah. Someday. One day, Sunday.

It's just, I find it's slightly upsetting. Explain. Expound. Because I loved Star Wars with every fibre of my being and then I just got worn down. And then there's this like little hope nugget.

like look this is like how good it can be um and then it will just be back to absolute trash afterwards and it's like knowing that it's finite is like upsetting i don't know no that's good it means it's it's unsullied but it's not finite in that like there will be more star wars stuff to come out and it's it's gonna suck but it will get me free guy star wars that's what's coming is ryan reynolds going to be in Ryan Gosling this time. Oh. Is he going to fly an X-Wing?

Yes. Okay, cool. Yeah, I'm in. No, I'll watch it then. Yeah. Somehow Diego Luna returned. Diego from Ice Age. Somehow Diego from Ice Age returning.

Walter opens Diego from Ice Age. Diego Luna, the actor, and then Diego Luna's character from Andor opens in a separate portal. So then you can have the humor of the meeting going like, I play. you and he's like i'm and or i'm serious don't make jokes at this time of need you know i mean yeah yeah yeah and then free guy can have a lightsaber in the captain america show but first the guy you know the ripped version of free oh yeah he comes out first i forgot how funny that shit is i keep seeing clips on twitter of being like this it's like that clip of that

scene you know the avengers star yeah yeah it's like this scene blue audiences away with the references and how funny and it's like they edit it so it's like the saturation is maxed and the frame rate is maxed and it's like awesome what's the deal with that man because it makes it just look so clean and kind of aesthetic like i like i like how everything now is made to um have like center framing like the the subject is always in the center now of like shots for vertical like phones for phones yeah so when it's cropped like the important subject's always in the middle slice. Go away.

You know? So loads of streaming shows, like, Stranger Things is the latest one. All right. Where it looks like kind of whack, even though they spent half a billion like dollars on it. Half a billion? Yeah,

because it's like eight episodes and each episode is like an hour and ten minutes long. And you know, there's like loads of visual effects and they've got to climb ladders really fast on a green screen and stuff. You know. I know. And what is it like, imagine what each, what each cast member gets an episode at this point.

like five seasons in it's like their biggest show um yeah and i forgot where i was going with that yeah the center framing and all this kind of coolness okay um yeah they don't know how we got there actually like what's stranger things have to do with the question you're just hype your hope about i am i am i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love it i love vachna i love vachna i love in Saudi Arabia or whatever it is. How come Saudis come out of the woodwork and just been like

Right, let's fund the everyone. Our turn. Well, because they have endless oil money. That's why. For now. They've got they have one of the biggest public investment funds in the world. I think it's only

matched by like Norway's. Norway. Public oil investment fund, yeah. I didn't know what Norway was. oil conglomerate that's why they're so like wealthy they're like an oil place yeah yeah yeah i just see everything through like the sieve yeah the sieve menu of like oh man you're lucky with where that oil yeah yeah i mean we were lucky with scotland that we got rid of it but

anyway we got rid of scotland yeah like it's just gone off the map it's really annoying what do we do i quite like scotland you know i've never been no it's just like ocean it's really annoying um yeah Antonio Phillips has one for us got a unique one for you boys new dad new dad jarling here new jad jarling and without doxing my job part of my role is using is acting using a facial capture rig and voice acting I'm at risk of losing this job however I am being offered possible options to license my voice to be used to

AI I was disgusted at first but guaranteed money in this economy feels like a smart move to be honest especially because I'm unsure this social media account I act for I act for will be around in a few years so job boys what would you do get that bag for a company to use your voice or reject it and ask to continue voicing the character that's a tough one this is going to be an ongoing question I feel yeah yeah I mean I know where I stand yeah um but it's tricky I feel like um I feel like um I feel like second you sacrifice morals for income it's over but also the world we live in doesn't really give you the best yeah that's the thing is it's like about

choices if that's about how desperate you are essentially um how bad do you need money um like are you gonna blame a father for like doing a no no no bag so you can put food on the table for his kiddies kind of it's like uh why though why is that his fault um you think you should do something else yeah yeah i mean not i i'm speaking for me you know like i can't say what you should do you know that's your decision to make yeah if i were in the same scenario i would morally disagree myself i um yeah it's it's the same thing like like would you kill a baby for like well in my mail right well more so my dream's

scenarios that like all this AI bullshit that no one asked for and everyone's being forced to use and like every time you search like advice on chat gbt it's like gallons of water be it's like cool man um but it's like yeah my dream scenario the thing it was trained on would have been like share had some kind of sharing thing going on share share yeah exactly share share share share share but what is what they're being like trained on is basically stolen yeah um so all it's like knowledge and music and art is like referencing something that exists but that hasn't been like property properly credited or attributed um in any way um so my question would be you're gonna get like a returning a recurring payment for this there's a one-off like license i don't know because this is going to be like

be more and more of a thing obviously yeah um and well i guess like take it to us extreme and what's hollywood at a certain point where like actors like they basically just rent out their likeness for like generations already have yeah i mean yeah but basically on on the way already but it's like an extreme version of it right where it's like when they're making like their marvel shit right now with doom without a script and they're all like the whole thing is shot in a warehouse like green screens yeah yeah and with like intense security it's not that much just fast forward it yeah well like yeah you don't need sets to be in you just do that later you don't need actors to be in like just generally you don't need writers to write

you don't need anybody at any like yeah point but I don't think we really answer the question I don't really have an answer for you I think unfortunately um it depends on a few factors if you have something else lined up you can do what the what the figure is what what they're talking about really yeah um it's just a reality i'm afraid yeah i guess uh i guess your priority is just baby uh which is valid babies thing they need you know they need whatever babies need milks yeah milk you know dipes yeah binkies binkies dipes that's what's Yeah, you gotta get your binky bag. Yeah.

That would be fair. I'm so sorry if that wasn't the best answer, but lazy, mazy has one for us. As it's December soon, what festive foods and snacks are traditional for you guys, or you're most excited for? The food I personally look forward to, the most is my dad's homemade cranberry sauce and bread sauce and controversially the Brussels sprouts. Oh, nice! Cranberry's yummy, bread sauce is yummy. I like brussels, like with the spread, you know, I'm fine with them. I'll have a spoon for two.

Right. Yes, right. I like stuffing. Stuffing's fire. Yeah. Yeah, stuffing's fire. Stuffing. I like...

Chocolate. Chocolates and sweets. I like. I hate mince pies. They can fuck off. Oh shit. I hate mince pies. I haven't had a Guinness yet.

Guinness. Is that Christmas suit to you? I associate it like wintery. Yeah, it's a wintery trip. I don't drink it because it's like too dairy makes me shit myself. That's part of what's good about it. It's like part of the fun. Emptying. Yeah.

I like beer, obviously. A Christmassy ale? Yeah, that's a shout. What else? Just gunge, like. Just excess. It doesn't matter what it is. gravy yeah just heaps of stuff

it's the combo that makes it click you know what I'm saying yeah it's the combo that makes it click it clicks like two freshly printed Lego pieces you know they're using some 3D printed pieces now that makes sense sure you could argue that they've always been 3D printed really they're molded yeah yeah molded

but there's like a tiny tiny little train piece and one of the and a set that's come out that's like little 3D printed train Really? I saw a new technology That's like a 3D printer

That prints into like a gel So then like gravity No longer affects it So it can like Whoa Yeah it could Yeah Hyper drive

Can you um 3D print me Some sort of hyper drive Have you seen those videos There's like I 3D printed In my house And it's freaking incredible It's made out of like goo an army to overthrow the United States.

Well, yeah, do we have 3D printers that can print 3D printers yet? Because then it's game over. 3D print what? You know, like that Minecraft, like, duplication glitch. Oh, yeah. You know, I'm thinking about a 3D printer that can print 3D printers, like indefinitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know?

That'll be cool. And then we're cooked. Then it's sort of game over type thing. I guess 3D printing is kind of the future. when you think about it I've thought about getting one why not I just want to like 3D print

like widgets just chotchkes you know little things I'll definitely say that Phoebe the number one mendic bias appreciators say can we get a vocal stim check any new ones

added or existing ones dropped I don't think I've heard Alex say eh in a while cheers dears uh guys have i yeah jim says oh guys no that's his thing i used to do that um back like during the i think the the origin was the freddie fazbe meme oh guys uh guys is that freddie fassbert do remember that yeah yeah yeah um so i think that's where where it originated and it's had like a resurgence i just really like my voice sitting in that space it's a bit higher pitch type thing but also the like

kind of a breathiness, there's no chest to it. Uh, guys. Paisley fucking loves it. Yeah. Pais, is that you? Uh, guys. Almost feels like it needs to be followed up with a run.

Like a no shna. Uh, guys. Uh, yeah. Um, I've been enjoying rot. Yeah, that's gonna, what? Yeah. rot.

Rot? Rot? Rots wrong. Yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one. That kind of clicks. I still do the mirror thing, the...

Explain what you're talking about. You're like, look in the mirror in, like, you just kind of... Yeah. Well, to me, it's like, flexing every muscle in your face. That's supposed to, like, help you age slower, right? If you do, like... extreme faces in the mirror while getting

because you're like stretching you're like stretching you're like stretching yeah surely it wrinkles your face I don't know this is probably fake news you know

do you like the picture of um no me neither pisses me off yeah it's fucking annoying do I have any other ones no

yeah you're not much of a stimmer these days no i've been just on my normal kind of formula yeah for once the normula finally the normula is in my system it calms me right down well finally yeah i've got like a watch my watch is synced to my normula levels that's what um in my blood yeah yeah that's what like spider man has to make to ungreen goblinify norman osborne yeah i need to make the normula that's the plot of the new one that's the plot of my life I'm the punisher

I found the normula you're way too abnormal to take that punisher no good to take it anyway I just need to be normal again yeah I would fucking

I need to start writing fanfic the normula problem so when you think about it like comic book movies are kind of just fan fiction yeah like when they make like like james gum writing superman movies he's writing like superman fan fiction yeah when it doesn't work out it feels like fan fiction normally yeah but every now and again you get a quantum mania and it's all worth it everything just kind of clicks you know i think paul rudd is um like a 3d printed

Paul Rudd. Yeah, Paul Rudd is 3D printed. I'm Paul Rudd. Do you want to hear my Paul Rudd impression? Um, not today. Okay, that's fine. Unless it's him from Ant-Man. Oh, I can do an Ant-Man impression.

Go on, do his iconic line. Um, wow. That was pretty good to be fair. Pretty good to be fair, to be fair. Skack Newman says Should have known Alex would bring that SpongeBob song up The Ice Spice one Given it sounds exactly like a man man boy boy man classic

Not the first person to make this comment But I think that's part of what drew me to a two It's like a psychic link Where it's like nice We're cut from the same cloth Me and you ice You know Me meant for each other

Meant for each other I'm the spice to hurt ice You know what I'm saying Yeah I'm that spice that just Melt's that ice Yeah yeah yeah

ice spice feet man man boy boy man talk about hyped that is hype get ice spice on board yeah well that's that's where you guys come into play you know yeah let's lobby

ice spice the ice spice lobby is um i spice lobbied um Obama You've got lots of filter in today, brother. Must be something in the air. Must be something in the drone. A keynote case says June the King has a video on just a robot.

If you're interested, you're actually mentioned in the video, Alex. And the Albano Jackal replied to that saying, The law is crazy because I remember in a different video, Alex said he stopped using his full drawing PNG in the IHE vids. of people like just a robot making it cringe but just a robot was initially inspired by the I-H-E floating head it's a closed loop yeah you're like um the end of interstellar no wait what have I done yeah move yeah move oh P and G-tubers mm mm-hmm innocent time yeah innocent to your time

Yeah, yeah I love P&Gs, though Just not P&G Tovers No, I fucking hate PNGs Really? That transparent background is The cherry on top for me, brother Should we do a whole PNG episode

Where we're like Oh, that's a fucking fire idea Yeah Just too Yeah, God, that'll take forever Well, we'll just wait for AI to do it I hate PNG YouTubers Why?

Hey, hold up. I'm just being honest. You're making me upset and you can probably hear it in my voice. How upset I am are you going there? Sorry. I just got to be for real, you know? I got to be fully genuine, you know? I got to say what I mean.

Oh, I don't like that. Right, I want to do this one before we go into... It's kind of a topic that then goes into a CBT. I got this one from the jar media group chat. I'm sorry for everyone listening just then. That was horrible. I thought that was quite nice and they're asking for more. Okay.

Every time you listen to jar, I get one inch taller from the jar media group chat says, I don't know exactly how to word this, but lately I've been thinking about algorithms. Who doesn't? Specifically the idea that something can seem so normal and common to you because your internet feeds it to you constantly. But in reality, it's actually pretty niche. A friend of mine kept talking about a game called Arc Raiders

and kept talking about how it's the most hyped up game right now. With Vin Diesel. And everyone is playing it and talking about it. I just took his word for it since I don't really use social media, but then upon mentioning the game to other friends and my co-workers, people who were actively invested in gaming, not a single person had heard of it. The way social media algorithms do this is very interesting.

Everyone has their own echo chamber, but probably not a good thing. Thoughts? Yeah, it's a huge problem. It's part of why... It's the problem. Yeah. Information. It's the problem of our era, for sure,

because it is how people get, like, radicalized and echo chambered. Yeah, it's radically dangerous. Yeah, but a fresh new layer that's been peeled back recently is, and you won't know any of this, because you don't use Twitter anymore, they recently made the adjustment to Twitter that when you go on somebody's profile you can see where they're from right like where they are so if you go on my account it says UK yeah wherever right what this has revealed is just how many engagement bait like accounts are based in developing countries with the economic factor being like I mean really if you're in a certain developing country and you're radio baiting people on Twitter and getting paid with Twitter blew a few hundred bucks in US dollars. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of money

for you. Yeah. And then it puts a bunch of shit into context of like, well, so what the fuck? Like, it's just a bunch of people rage-bating for money then, really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So in, like, wherever they are. So, like... Doesn't that completely, like, change? Like, adding in that that paid factor into Twitter completely changed everything about that website. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. And like the flow of information. Why did they do that?

surely that was to generate revenue no but i mean to show the countries um i'm not i don't know the motivation for it because that that to me feels um against his agenda i don't know i i can come at it from that angle i was more just interested from like an economic like lens over it like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but when he sees that all the maga accounts are russian that's not going to help his agenda I don't know Dave Rubin Russia

A little Russian Dave Where are you So yeah I think about it literally Every day This thing Crazy

Like algorithms and Yeah Yeah Yeah Um The I hate that this phrase is like Sullyed

But they're like Information war Um You know what I'm saying But as a concept removing it from the fucking Alex Jones baggage the idea of like where you're getting your

information from yes and there is a battle for that but the the answer is to absorb less information is it? Yes how's that not just like sticking your head in the sand it's not because

like how like taking your head I discovered mogging baby months before you just because of Twitter and that is no you didn't I've known about Mogging Baby for years. Wrong. Okay, I made Mogging Baby alright. I am the mugging baby.

I'm him. Of course I know him. He's me. Nice. No, I, I, uh, I, yeah, disconnect. Like, we've, we've culturally, we've made this,

we've construed, um, this, this morality with, um, like, being in the know. Being informed. And being informed on, on like the news and stuff. But I don't think switching off's the answer to that. Switching off from the shit that, like, is pointless, I think is super important.

I think you need more so to have a filter to know. Because I don't think cutting yourself off from all information is like the answer. No, I've... It's an answer. If you're, like, genuinely distressed by it and it's like ruining your day-to-day, that's an answer. No, but, um... Like, to know, um, about some murder that happened in, uh, the lake district. Yeah, but this is what I mean, though.

It's like, this is what I mean. We're like, there's taking like a headline at face value, but then, like, there's a whole, like, flow chart that every single thing has to go through now, you know? Where it's like, okay, there's a headline. How many other places are reporting the same headline? Is this a screenshot that's real? Is the article real? Who wrote the article?

Where is it being hosted? Budda, but, blah, all this kind of shit, you know, that's like mapped on top of it. Or is it like, you're asking an AI for some shit? You get the answer from it. You can't take that as face value because it's always fucking wrong. So it's like there's almost like more impetus on an individual. now to actually figure out what the truth is but that's like a difficult thing when it's when it's the truth of like like something that is clearly just an agenda like the headline exists to push an

agenda you're better off just not engaging at all it doesn't matter like if if you look at all the different angles on this this statement it's it's uh you're better off disconnecting and allowing your real life to inform your beliefs you know like i think that's why so many people are getting radicalized about um immigrants and and shit like that and trans people because it but that's part of what that's included in the flow chart though is well for me what i'm talking about like if there's some you know uh sensationalized article about trans people yeah then it will go through that flowchart right of like who's hosting this what is their agenda like what what are they talking about da da da da yeah but also if if it's the inverse thing

it's like that i i don't need the information from either side you know because it's all an agenda like it's it's not based in any reality it's pushing like so how do you find any truth then my live truth my my my real truth like my lived experience but that's not always useful there it is it's incredibly useful

it's the most useful thing I think I think um if no but you have to like we've only got this far because we've been able to trust society people you know yeah that know things that have experiences that we don't that we can trust yeah that I interact

within real life like it's it's only incredibly recent that we've been getting information from every part of a country let alone every part of the world and a lot of the information from other parts of the world but this is the filtering process to me though right well i guess what i'm talking about is like whenever i'm on social media to me that's entertainment yes it's entertainment first yeah yeah yeah you shouldn't take it like as this be all end all like i saw this one thing and it's making me feel a certain emotion, right? It's making me mad. It's making me upset, whatever.

Those are powerful emotions and make you motivated to, like, feel something on reach a conclusion. That, I feel like is the process that you've got to, like, hone in on and be like. But it's twisted. It's, um, it's manipulated and abused. Like, it... That's what I'm talking about, though. Like, a self-awareness on that process. But if you disengage, like, what's the last, um, like, new,

article you read that was like useful in any way um my read an article about like the budget that's quite useful just to know that i read everything about the budget on the government like dot gov um straight from the source you know yeah like i don't think there's anything wrong with like hearing analysis of things because as part of what makes it all so complicated is that there are there's so different analysis yeah yeah yeah and like i guess if you're seeking out a specific bit of information and you're able to differentiate between when it's um like them talking about fact and when it's conjecture and um opinion and even if it's like an educated opinion um this is part of why i'm so kind of because yeah this is something i'm constantly thinking about these algorithms and like

yeah yeah yeah information that people are receiving and how they're building world views based on this information they're seeing um yes but how often or just how much shit online is just complete bollocks or like you you look at the most popular shows right or the biggest podcast in the world is Joe Rogan Tucker Carlson Candice Owens these are like the biggest people yeah um and like I checked out some of the the Tucker Carlson Pierce Morgan interview because as a Brit I'm I'm really intrigued by the way the UK has talked about in America specifically how it's being used to push these certain messages especially through someone as like extreme as Tucker Carlson some of the some of the shit he says in

that in that video it's just like you know this is like you're crazy you're saying the shit about my country and you clearly don't know shit about it Billy yeah while supporting a like a dictator who wants to be the king of America and run for like a third time. But then you just got you got the derangement syndrome. You got the

you're deranged. That genius genius move of them to do that oh any criticism is you just being cringe basically they've got like the cringe

I can't believe that worked like it's not being cringy yeah and everyone's like oh shit okay yeah fuck

might give up yeah i don't know because obviously there there is stuff that is important to be informed on it's it's important to um it's important to know facts so you can shut down when someone is speaking horse shit

yeah you know you need to know the the truth so and you need to be able to um but how do you find the truth when everyone is speaking horse shit um I don't know critical thinking which is something that when I was in school

was only taught to the top 10% of people everyone else got general studies but I think if you're seeking out information like if information is coming to you you can't trust it if you're looking for information

that is more like verifiable but I feel like it feels like a catch 22 thing where it's like we're starting from a point where I feel like We probably have an above average understanding of these algorithms and the way they're built, what they're trying to maximize. Yeah. Which if I had to guess, I would assume most people do not use it that way.

They buy a phone, they download TikTok, and it's just like entertainment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, was it you that was telling me? Apparently TikTok is one of the least bad ones. Like, yeah, there was some study recently. Apparently YouTube and Instagram shorts are somehow worse for your brain. and like literally like fry your brain type shit yeah yeah because of the second like gambling psychology was embodied into

silicon valley it was over yeah yeah um so it's like yeah so predatory like that yeah and gambling psychology has been applied to like information itself yeah yeah so it's like this weird this fucked up attention economy thing where like uh-huh and definitely didn't have to be built that way but we've just wound up in this cyberpunk hellhole where it is i think it's inevitable when you have like a system like um late stage capitalism just going on like we are in like like gwynn has has linked the flame

once we're like in that era of well the matter of i like is um we're like we're born into a late stage game of monopoly yeah like we're we're born a point into a monopoly game that's been going on

for like yeah and at the point where one guy's having a great time and everyone else where it's like the really boring bit of monopoly

yeah yeah just let me lose but that's like the point of the game like it highlights that that's like but then then you see like monopoly itself

is like loads of gambling shit oh right yeah yeah like it's a whole gambling game there was the whole drama with its integration into McDonald's.

Yeah, yeah, because it was actually impossible to win. But that's staying true to Monopoly. Yeah, so I don't know. I find this like a difficult subject to navigate because It is. It's, there is something inherently

lame and corny even talking about it, which is like a weird defense built in, I don't get, it's super annoying. Yeah, and like the speaking on capitalism, like, is. instantly cringe and you'll shut down on it's kind of cringe but it's true like i'm sorry um no there's there's this there's some there's been a uh uh incorrect like view of um left and right

where the the like they're useless terms in my opinion yeah but the the dichotomy has always been if you're left you're like emotional and stupid and if you're right wing you're like smart and um responsible whereas it's kind of the other way around like right wing shit is based entirely on emotion it's it's vibes based whereas like i think it's like a spectrum thing i think i yeah i mean it it i think all these people are on a spectrum um but it i i think like and when when i say right wing i'm talking about like the pundit you know like um the talking heads the tucker carsons the candace irons the joe rogans like they're right

yeah they like their actual information is vibes based like nothing is educated whereas like if you look into it's kind of aesthetic based yeah like the aesthetic is more important than anything yeah and it's it's like suits and like expensive tat um well like taco carlson's whole aesthetic is like i'm you know i'm like an old school american i've got like my wood cabin i live like with the land type shit and like i go hunting and this kind of thing yeah small government type shit oh um i just feel like there are there are certain discussions that are pointless to be had when things are boiled down into like charged

catchphrases and then it just becomes about like swapping catch phrases that are charged in different ways depending on who you are so when you hear the catchphrase like you have a bunch of associations that then you can like project onto it so it becomes like these arguments about definitions and like concepts that are different depending on the person so when they come together it's just like talking past each other or just looping round or like you agree but you just it's like you know that like There have been studies into debates and stuff. Like, they don't change minds. They don't.

Again, I see them as entertainment. Yeah, which is, like, kind of disgusting. Because, like, we've gotten to a point where debates are just so, such pure entertainment that people are openly saying that they are fascists. And that's platformed and allowed to churn and... You're talking about, like, Jubilee. and shit like that yeah yeah like that that guy in the um oh what's his name that he's an excellent debater um he's like a british american oh medi medi yeah um yeah yeah fantastic fantastic debater

and he yeah he was like i couldn't even imagine he was across and like but it's kind of a knock on him for supporting that for supporting jubilee and even like like i call him an excellent debater but he's not changing minds you know like that that guy who said he's a fascist got laughs and a round of applause when he said that from the other from the other fascists right and it's like then then you've got people watching at home going fuck me like these fascists like they're saying that but then you also have the people who are like oh we can say that now you know we've got people now like i'm being represented in this thing they're being represented and um It's no longer taboo to be openly racist.

It's no longer taboo to be a full-on Nazi. You know, like now, if Wolfenstein was released now, it would be controversial because... No, it is controversial on Twitter. It was controversial. Do you remember the, like, the guy was... The punch-a-natch Nazis stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, yeah, like, how the fuck has the Overton window been pulled in such a direction

where we're okay with these things being said? they should not be okay to be said you know and like I get YouTube shorts where it's like oh when my friends being racist and I like I feel comfortable now because I know he's

racist as well and it's like that's a joke what the fuck yeah what the fuck is going on I saw what I saw a crazy one I can't like show this in any form because it's so insane it was a I took a screenshot on Twitter but this

This is the problem. What? It's like not a joke, it's... Or the joke is a slur or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's, and that is an issue with making information entertainment. Because like you're, on the one hand, you're taking away power from, like, ideas and language and information. But then you're making all of it okay.

And then you're, you're, like, ironing in power structures. Right. So, like, whoever's already in power keeps and retains that power, you know? Yeah. But it's also not a fair playing field, though, either. No. Like, all the interests, like, Musk owning Twitter or... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bezos owning Wall Street Journal. Or Facebook guy owning Facebook, yeah, the Zuck, Piss time or whatever. Have you seen that photo? That's what I was thinking of it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we are. I don't really know, bro.

Yeah. No, like, it's cooked. We've cooked. Well, that's why, like, I think AI is the, like, the ultimate end point for this bullshit where it's like, you've automated your customers so you don't have anyone to buy anything. Yeah. You don't have anyone making or buying anything. But like, if it's learning off of shit on like the internet and stuff, all of that shit is like hardcore racist and fascistics. Most of it is already like, it's been bots for like years already.

So it's trained all these. It's bots training bots. But then the information that it's trained on is being given to us. So it's like this weird box cycle. It's like a loop where we just get further and further radicalized. And yeah, I think. I feel like everyone knows. at least one person now like through like a family member or a friend or something who has

been radicalized yeah or has holds at least one like one of the kind of like opinion and a lot of the time i'm i'm like thinking thoughts and saying things in like in friendly debates that we often have and stuff and i'm like am i radicalized just in a different direction like and and i probably am um but i think my radicalization is like Almost a moral knee-jerk reaction to the lack of morals that's come with neoliberalism. Yeah. I dropped that NL, guys. Yeah, God damn.

Cringe. You're on a cringe. CBT streak tonight. CBT, cringe. Yeah, you're on that cringe roll tonight. Yeah, you're definitely like the most radical I've known you, but you're just more opinionated now. Yeah, and I think I'm also more. like informed.

I think I genuinely know more now. And I feel strongly, especially. And I said it back, I think it was the Elon Musk run on, it was a Patreon exclusive, I believe. Yeah, that was a good one. It was like an hour long. That was good. I forgot we did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I remember saying like

it doesn't need to be this way. That's what fucks me off. Yeah, and the, and we're going further and further into like the the depravity of like I've seen more and more food banks crop up in the town in which I live right and that doesn't need to be the fucking case you know there are there are people whose kids are hungry and we're blaming people who are coming over as refugees and being restricted not allowed to work they have to stay in a hotel fucking 24 seven and we're blaming them like what the fuck is going on when we got people buying super yachts And the majority of property owned in London, which is impossible for an ordinary person to buy, right, is owned by rich oligarchs from Russia, who we're funding a war against in Ukraine. It's like, what the fuck are we doing here, people? Yeah. It's so barefaced and we, there's, and the British public are just like, yeah, this is how it is, yeah, yeah.

Oh, fucking King Charles, he's got funny fingers. Like, he's a, he's a, he's a cracker of a lad. It's like, fuck all of that. Like, like, extending to the royal family, like, they're a perfect example. I'm going to get off my soapbox now. Yeah. Cringe. Yeah, we need cringe button for when you go.

Feeling passionate, cringe. Yeah. Apparently, that's like a real issue. How long is that beep going to be? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, because, um, apparently that's a real issue with, like, younger generation those who have grown up with everyone having a camera in their pocket

they're scared to be cringe now these younger generations they're scared to be cringe because they know that if they do anything unusual it could be recorded and then immortalized all of its energy yeah yeah the answer is to be cringe on purpose yeah you have to be cringe to be based

remember it people you have to be fucking cringe to be based God damn it all the best people in this world have been cringy mad cringe so cringy went out there with the fucking

laughing gnome you have to make your laughing gnome and then you get to make heroes yeah yeah fucking hell I wasn't it wasn't expecting that to be like this big ass rant

yeah I don't know how but yeah sometimes they say words and like I I don't actually know how that's really in the last

couple years with us as soon as a single drop of alcohol comes out yeah yeah yeah just where it tends to go yeah yeah um and i only had like one drink right now we were at the pub yesterday and we didn't like get it out so yeah yeah i'm like bottled up yeah yeah i don't know but there i do have like a gutter or like i don't think burying head and sand is the answer i feel like but I feel like I'm I obviously haven't I'm not I'm not uninformed I'm just avoiding someone like who've someone on the opposite side

of this spectrum we're talking about to you they would look at you and they would say well you've just been radicalized by what you see right so then they can hand wave your thing is because it's just checkbox is in the same way you would do the other way my shit is like I

I have to be able to back my Okay, you want to go full cringe? Facts don't care about your feelings Facts genuinely don't fucking care about your feelings Like Ben Shapiro cooked with that shit Because it's biting him in the ass They can't say it anymore Yeah, they don't say anything

Because none of their shit is based in facts Uh huh Like when you, that's what I mean When you actually look at like numbers and stuff And like you look at how It's what I was saying it with how bare faced it is you have to be fucking stupid to land on on the right side of this spectrum spectrum like if we're going to call it a spectrum and like it is stupid because you know like now like

to be right wing in america you're pro russian like obviously the spectrum doesn't work but like it's it's the best thing we have to to easily categorize these things and it doesn't work there. It doesn't work. It's not useful in a conversation. It's not. And it's like the football teamification, blah, blah, blah. But I don't know how else to

like to hand wave like fascist movements. Because they're happening. They're real. But ignoring it being apathetic and putting your head in the sound, it's not going to stop that. No, but that's again, that's clearly not what I've done. I'm avoiding

this information and keeping myself informed right right so like avoid avoid information as entertainment like that's a problem but it's so entertaining though yeah it is yeah but i like i don't watch like debate shit anymore i don't like engage with any of that it's it's it's it's dangerous it's it's i don't know it's dangerous i think it is i think it's it's where like a lot of these people got their platforms you know Yeah, because it was like a disingenuous bad faith way of doing it. When two people in good faith have like a conversation about something important, I think that you can get something like valuable from that.

But it's a problem like, you know, Stephen Crowder, like he's not being like good faith when he's making change my mind. No, no, no. In our country, we're very worried about these grooming gangs, right? And obviously, grooming gangs are a seriously awful thing, no matter the race, creed, religion, whatever. But like someone in our government, our US ambassador, I believe, was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein, who had an international grooming gang. Like, but it's okay if it's from the top attacking downwards. it's when it's when it's the bottom class attacking like upwards that's when it's a problem

you know i mean people are upset by epstein it's just like we don't have the means to get the information no i know but but like as that as a microcosm of what um the the ultra wealthy and um those in those positions of power the way they they attack downwards um like it's it's It's, you know, wars have been started over less, you know? Yeah. We're going back to the trans thing. It was why it was so sensational. Yeah.

Because it, you know, sells papers, it gets clicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all the people funding that shit, they love fanboys. Oh, yeah. Jeff Bezos. He's probably got his own Fenboy Island, if I had to guess. Yeah, yeah. It's called, um, it's called, uh, uh,

Sicily What's that place he booked out He booked like a whole city out in Italy For his wedding Who did Jeff? Jeff Bezos, yeah That um Yeah fucking hypocrite

Fucking Leonardo DiCaprio went to it He's all like Oh save the planet Save the planet Unless his best mate Fucking Amazon Owner Jeff Beis Throes a party

Then he's got to get some fucking 18 year old Puss Nice one Leo Caprio You fucking cunt one battle was really good there yeah I do want to see yeah it's amazing

yeah so I don't know I don't know how much of that I can even leave in to be honest yeah yeah I don't really know on this channel what the best balance is I feel like every now and again

it like needs to come out but my concern is like I understand everything you're saying but it's more finding or figuring out a way or a platform to get some truth to people

that they can kind of because you can't just change minds by preaching at people you can't it's not going to work you kind of need you need to figure out some ingenious way of people reaching a conclusion on their own but making it feel like they've done it on their own

without feeling like they've been preached to or that there's some agenda or whatever and I don't really know how you do that yeah it almost seems impossible because um but that's what needs to be done I feel well that Because like, how are we supposed to get anywhere when everyone is having a conversation that isn't in sync?

All the conversations that are not in sync and you're dealing with different universes that you're... This is the problem with, like, um, like, Leninist, uh, communism. So, like, in, in the Russian revolution or whatever, um, when they flipped to communism, there was a revolution, but Lenin thought the working class too stupid to, like, get themselves out of their situation, themselves. Um, so it was like a top down communist revolution. So it was still led by people in power. Um, so then surprise, surprise, those people in power just stay in power. And then you have like a dictatorship. Um, in, in theory, like a communist revolution would be from the bottom up. But if the bottom is, is constantly kept, uh, disinformed, then it can never happen because their ire is is targeted at the wrong people um and it we need people like Zach

Polanski like someone who like through the system is saying the right things and we can vote for him and like like people are given the voice to ideally do it like peacefully you know and like start taking and redistributing some of that wealth um I guess, I don't know. I don't know. I don't have anything to add. To be honest. Because it can just spiral forever.

Yeah, yeah. And it gets like circular or whatever. But yeah, you are right. Like, I don't, I don't know how, um, other than just talking about it. And I think as, as an individual, um, if you have a family friend, like, or, or a friend or someone you work with like you have to challenge their beliefs when they say something that isn't true when they say something that is racist when they say something that is sexist like you have to challenge those um those statements and if if you don't let it fly then I think

socially they know they can't say it so much and when they don't say it they can't believe it so much you know i think so much of this problem is is people like regurgitating these ideas they read a headline talk about it to their friends who read the same headline and then it gets like churned through and churn through but if one person says hang on like this sounds kind of sketch this sounds like can you back that up can you like or are you being racist you know are you being sex that's the information sort of like it's like the river of information the way it moves and it's like go go to this the source the origin point of where this is flowing from and it's you know it's you know it's sky news it's the sun it's billionaires it's and that's i guess where like

where my eye is pointed because it's like the average people that are time poor are poor like what the fuck are they supposed to do so I don't it's not good enough for me

to just like blame people and write people off it's not about blaming them and writing them off it's about putting up roadblocks you know and it doesn't mean you have to write them off like if it's a family friend if it's a friend

if it's um if it's your partner if it's someone you work with when you hear these things just like so a lot of these people will um cook themselves yeah not in the good way they will like try to explain what they mean and and then all you have to do is just like pick at every little fallacy every little um does not compute you know and then that's that's gonna bring them towards you know you don't even need to to tell them what's right you just ask the right questions and then you're like deconstructing it the the belief system that that is illogical that's what I mean when I say like you have to be kind of stupid to believe this stuff because if you actually think about it it doesn't make sense but to have like self-awareness and freedom

is to be like a hypocrite like they're going you're going to clash you're going to be a hypocrite you can't avoid being a hypocrite. Yeah, for sure. But when it's like two and two plus two equals nine, like, well, that's why, you know, James O'Brien on LBC is always talking about, it's not an opinion, it's maths, like, when he's quoting, like, statistics and things like that. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's counting, he says.

It's not opinion, it's counting. Uh-huh. Yeah. Which in general, I agree with, I think. Yeah, but if it's in the form. of like gotchas and um clippable stream moments and jubilees it's not the point to to change minds it's information as entertainment yeah full stop oh fucking shut out now so um send your hate mail to jar lightsabers at gmail.com we'll definitely read those um and if you hit billy i'm fucking gonna get you

I will hunt you down. We'll do a handful of questions after these messages. I hope there's a dark song's question. Yeah. So what he say? By Tim Sticker today. Yeah. Let Jim understand.

I'm sorry, that was cringy. Apologize for being cringy. Sorry, guys, I'll admit. I was being kind of cringe back then. I'm being based now though back to being based yeah

being passionate and caring about things that are important is cringy yeah and if there's one thing you take away from this it doesn't feel

I mean I guess it's kind of cringy because like it's like what am I doing about it do you know what I mean well that's kind no we're gonna go straight back

it's just keep it going forever i don't know yeah sometimes sometimes the pressure of album needs to be opened a little bit um maybe yeah maybe we should channel it next time into just like a job trials to be honest yeah it might be a bit more appropriate though just yeah i don't know i know people are like they already know it and they're like yeah they're at work and they're just trying to like tune out and not think about like the current state of things they just want to think about like redacted you know yeah so i don't know the balance i think it's necessary though to think about it sometimes we are just going back into it yeah welcome to the section of the show where we um talk about politics yeah we answer questions baby where we talk about

fine shite finally do you remember fine do you remember that that's a good one i remember come home we get ready to find shite did you know that video is is all like a joke on a maze runner or something I've seen those movies yeah I didn't catch that one

he's he's the fine shite that she's talking about like the maze runner guy or someone from some shit movie like that the maze runner guy is the fine shite you're saying yeah yeah fine shite is like I know the term yeah which is weird because I feel like shite in the UK shite means something sucks

shite means poo yeah like that was that was shite yeah yeah yeah so I don't know what fine shite is in American slang well if you got this far comment I love fine shite yeah um

Viva revolution welcome to the resistance blood that's what got us on to it I'm feeling this revolutionary vibe fucking French doing it again yeah be like revolutionion blood

well I head over to the suggestion throw it over on the job media subreddit making new questions for future episodes just like Lego Loppy 1, 2, 345 did who said Alex can you explain what your grass shark ideal was do you remember this?

I remember grass shark yeah that is dangerous that drink that beverage is dangerous. Yeah, it is dangerous. That's crazy. For most of my life, I've had a semi-rational, semi-irational fear of certain animals. How is it semi-rational? Oh no, okay. I thought you were going to say of, no, go on. Of grass shark. Yeah, I'm sorry for doing. I didn't hear you out. And of course, being a fan of like dinosaurs, that goes to dress part two, there's the long, the long grass scene, right? Of course, yeah. The velociraptors. Direct inspiration.

Stay out the long grass. Yeah, yeah. So at some point, um, wires crossed. And I figured, hold up. Imagine like, I was also obsessed with tremors, that horror movie. Yes, yes. You know, big worms digging. Yeah, yeah, great movie.

Awesome film. Really good film, man. Yeah. Like, it has no right being that good type. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That has a deep bit of his type movie. Yeah. I think we watched it right, like a couple years back.

And it was like, wow. Uh-huh. Um. But yeah, so it's like combining a bunch of these ideas into one Must have been in like year seven or something Just been like really bored looking out the window seeing a field of grass I mean like imagine if there was like a shark fin popping out like it's swimming around Yeah um you did like an animation from memory really you like started one

I probably did like drawings or something yeah so that's that's what the grass shark idea was I don't know in what context it would have come up on here in the past and how you've remembered it. Yeah, what the fuck. Lord knows. Coltrane 16 said, I'd suggest something, but my gut is telling me it wouldn't actually matter anyway. Who knows why? Edit. Looks like final afternoon has been purged from the thread slash subreddit at last.

When I left this comment, they had replied to everyone with spam about Sorreen. and welcome to the resistance blood so I guess the latest one is like he's been plucked he's been pruned I don't know by who they just come at like a wave they just come in and like just cause chaos and then they're gone they're gone as first as they arrived

yeah that's emotional there's been a whole like there's an army of them at this point really they're frightening you remember right we've had all sorts of characters villains they're like our coterie of villains the uh rogues gallery yeah um loptical said if two tier kea let you create a law each what would your law be no restraints um i would just reverse what um like mps and um prime ministers like get paid

So it's negative that amount So they have to pay To be in those positions All MPs become PMs Would be my Yeah And all PMs become MPs Yeah

That'd be a good A good law switch up Yeah Yeah Um I'd make Um I'd just make cars illegal

Just destroy the country No that'd be I'm with you on that one Yeah Let's just read Let's, let's just rebuild. Yeah. That's my law is like, you just flatten everything, you just restart.

Yeah. But everything has to be made out of Minecraft. No, it has to be 3D printed. Yeah. I want to just like level everything. Remove the history and all of it. I want it all in plastic and I want it 3D printed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know? Yeah, yeah. I always thought the idea of like, I feel like hobbits are, that's what we should be aiming for. Yeah. You know, it's it's a bit of like a, um, you know, tried and true statement. You know, it's, it's not going to like turn any heads. It's, it's not a new idea, but you're 100% right. The, the Hobbiton concept. Yeah. Like, society. Like, so idealistic. Yeah. But it's not like crazy. Do you know what? No, because it's so simple. Yeah, we've actually like done it before. they just went a bit wild

but I think that the main thing in particular with the hobbits though is that they live like in with the land yeah instead of like in spite of the land yeah yeah yeah you know like they're living in the hills the hills have eyes type shit yeah they're kind of like inbred like monsters that kidnap people

yeah yeah that's what they come back to after the end yeah yeah no I mean think about it though like like Samwise Gamji, he just he smokes cush and pounds purse. Yeah. Like that's his mission post Brews beer and gardens.

Yeah. He's got it all going, like my dream life. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's got like 30 kids. Because they, that's that's the one thing. Yeah, Hobbiton with birth control. That's what's needed. Well, Lucy AC3 says

got a good topic for the pod basically my mother-in-law is on some conspiracy pipeline where she'll trust any random weirdo on Facebook to say stuff like dinosaurs or a myth to confuse people into using digital currency so the government could control what people are allowed to buy

this is in addition to all the typical moon landing flat earth pizza gate nonsense and thinking the government is watching everyone my question is what crap should I tell her that she'll believe I've tested her out on some previous charispiracies Cheers. I'm only Messing. She's a nice lady.

Like new conspiracy theories to invent. Yeah, like a fresh one. I think 2D soldiers is a good one. Get on the 2D soldiers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw one slip through the cracks. He didn't turn in time. You know?

No, I think it's not new, but I think we need to make more mainst stream inner earth that one's crazy the Kong stuff is doing a good job of that already yeah I think people think those are like animal

documentaries yeah yeah yeah and like the the ice wall you know it's not actually the north pole it's the ice wall because it's flat yeah because it's flat that's like the edge yeah and you could keep going north and

go past the ice wall and then just go into like fall off the well no there's like new land that the government hides because then they can like sell land you know if there's infinite land that we don't know about then they can't sell it and tax us oh like Minecraft

yeah yeah it just keeps going huh yeah so they're acting like we're playing on the original 360 version of Minecraft when in fact we're on the infinitely generating PC right right yeah yeah so everything is Minecraft in the end Minecraft is kind of scary for that.

And also, like, how does the sun work in Minecraft? Yeah, everything's kind of, like, flat Earth. They have planets? It's proof that flat Earth, like, can exist. They're going to introduce, like, rockets so you can no-man sky across the Minecraft galaxies. Could you imagine? Super Minecraft galaxy! Yahoo!

By the way, the Smash Bros movie is happening. is it does that mean it's gonna have um i think they're gonna like the illumination shit's gonna start doing it but would they have live action link from the new zelda movie in with like cg crisp i think what they would do is like some version of oh live action is being sucked in to the fucking yeah dusty and yes who would the main character be would they do subspace emissary plot. I don't think it even needs to have a plot. I think it's literally just like sing. Yeah, it's kind of

like sing, you know? It's kind of like married. It'll just be like a tournament. That's how they'll make, like they'll just... Yeah, yeah. It's the exact same format actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a competition. Mm-hmm. And they can have the cute, like in the trailer, it's like, oh, Pitchu and Pikachu and fucking jigglypuff are being cute.

We can sell merch, you know? And then, and then fucking F-Zero asshole does falcon punch and it's like yo that's that meme I know yeah baby oh and they can do like a wombo combo joke it's a wombo combo it'll be like um jiggly puff and

um bowser shout casting I'm in my head I'm already watching the like smash Smash Bros movie Easter Egg breakdown yeah it's already there I can actually see it I'm watching it right now

that AI voice and everything it fucking sucks as well yeah yeah it's awful yeah yeah yeah so the worst video i've ever seen obviously yeah yeah so it's tell her the smash bro's movie is coming that's the conspiracy and then when it comes true she's gonna like flip and then she'll believe in that inner earth yeah yeah um right i remember there being one i okay Let's wrap this episode up then on... Just want to make sure I pick a nice good one.

Yeah. I want this one from... Where's it gone? How the fuck has it gone, man? I've lost it. I've actually... I had a perfect one to end on. No, I found it.

Brilliant subject, 57. can take us away here. Is it about Dark Souls? No. Currently on my second rotation of my final year of medical school. I'm shit scared.

JAR media, come cast, Hazam, altered my vocab and my ability to have normal conversations with staff. I'm trying to

my hardest to build rapport with them and colleagues in a small rural GP practice. The local hall had held an indie movie marathon

right night the weekend before I came to the practice. Fast forward to my third day and they were talking about the dubious Dobby from the indie film Harry Potter. I proceeded to laugh quite hard, leading to a very awkward conversation about why did you find that funny? And what's so funny about Dobby?

They looked hurt, traumatised, sad. Do you know how hard it is to explain that you listen to two gentlemen on the internet whose jokes, as of semi-recent, are about Dobby? I looked at the... I was looked at like I was a madman. Short story long, I'm now known as Dobby, The practice. I've never

It's never Mission success It's never my name Just Dobby Fancy a coffee Or Dobby You have a patient Here to see you

It broke the ice But in an unfortunate way Anywho Thanks boys For providing My nightly entertainment For when I go to sleep Been listening

Since I think Episode 21 or 23 Where Alex says Ooh mummy What's a squirt Been hooked Ever since Bear Bear

Did I say that as well I have a mummy asked a daddy one I'm fucking awful awful cool man I refuse to believe that we have that many medical student listeners

yeah everyone's just like a fucking yeah I just started at MIT yeah hi I'm just training to be the president of the United States of America I just started my classes at eaten and I'm just wondering

what kind of poo is the nicest I'm the study for Kiyosama yeah yeah oh no this is good it it's giving us a um like a like a a a power base you know i would describe i would compare it to more like a poison you know well we are the poison we're like this thought poison this medical student is being called Dobby because of us yeah like that's Oh, fault. That we... But wouldn't you want that?

No, poison's not necessarily bad. Parasites aren't always bad. Good poison, like... We're like a good poison, like an awesome parasite. You know, like a fucking awesome parasite. Like a tapeworm that keeps you nice and slim. Yeah. Oh, we're like a zempeak worm.

Aren't we? Call me Zempe. Zempe's a good dog, no. Should we start giving Paiso Zampig? She's already on it. Oh. Every drug I take, I test on her first. Yeah, yeah.

Just to make sure it's safe. Yeah. Do you like moisturise her as well? Just cover her in cream. Is that why you have a beautiful complexion? She's an English cream. She's a dog and dog. Yeah.

She's a dog, dog, dog. She's trying to get that fucking drink. She wants that squash. Yeah. She wants that squash on the rocks. Give me some of that fenta, please. Pacey only likes. Pear Fanta.

Ugh. Whose idea was that? What's wrong with pears? They're in season right now. Pears are nice, but like, it's not a flavour. Yeah, it is. It's not a taste, though, is it?

Yeah, it is. Perry. Perry? Yeah. You know, like cider, perry. Perry. Is that what it's called? Perry.

Or is it cherry? sleeping on my cherry aid making sure my dog has is making sure my dog has my fucking medication it's just a test idea proffin just to test it's just an experiment okay Hassan told me I could do it can I borrow your collar Hassan please I've got a very naughty dog ate oh animal abuse isn't funny and she's not finding it funny at all yeah she's going stop yeah she is she's like

you've taken it too far this time yeah these are my people also I need my medication that's yours yeah I'm hooked now popas Annie

with my dog popping poppers with my Pais the dog taking puffers is crazy oh Pais you want some poppers oh right

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if you were yeah and I won't read no you will I will reply I meant to say I will that's where the political debate needs to be had nowadays is on letterbox

in the comment section of Deadpool review so I'll head over there and we'll see on the next episode or something yeah yeah