JAR Media Posdact - Baby Yaddle Revealed To BE Darth Maul? - Corncast 18 (heh)?

Episode Date: November 30, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to Corncast number 18. I'm your host Alex, joined, as always, by Jim or some calling Beast. Hello. You can say, like, you know, doing justice. And there you're hearing the voice of the Halo follower himself, Ruben. I'm Halo 5 follower still. I haven't followed any other halos Vinnie

Where are you? You're awful quiet over there It is I Vinny Vinny, Vinny dog Vinny? Vinny dog How long is he been Vinny for? Well the problem is Whenever someone comes up with a nickname I just add it to the list

And the jar dock So, and then I just pick a random one And I think Jim came up with Vinny I don't know Yeah, the same way I came up with Teddy for you, Ruben. Teddy. Alex, write that down. Teddy.

Ruben's always been Teddy. He hasn't always been Teddy. He became Teddy. He asked for suggestions any time to add to the list. You know, I'm only one memory here. Yeah, Ruben's been Teddy in my phone for like a year and a half. Do you know what you are in my phone, Jim? Paul signed companion, I believe.

Yeah, and you have been. for like years yeah see I changed mine recently because I fucked myself

I am are you eating or something what are you doing no I'm not eating not why are you snacking your chelps like that

because I am okay you are eating I can hear the food no no no no no yeah you are I can hear the food

you are you're eating with your your mouth is full what are you eat what are you fucking if you're gonna

it's like a dog with your mouth smacks. You can at least tell us what you're eating. I'm eating just something that's not even worth eating, bro. What does that mean? Fucking Cadbury is not even worth it. Not even worth it. Can I actually continue, please?

Why you eat chocolate on the cast? Continue without your mouthful. My mouth... You're going to have a mouthful in a minute if you're not careful. Can I continue? So I fucked myself, right? So, you know, we talk on WhatsApp you know, we have a WhatsApp group where we

talk about stuff. So I changed the contact in my phone both of, for both the Beltmans, as Beltman Jr. and Beltman Senior? It makes no sense. But whenever any of you talked, I didn't know who it was, because it was just shorter to Beltman.

So it would just be one of you. It would be like a guess who's actually saying anything at any given time. So I have to change it. I feel like Alex and my texting styles are quite different. I just couldn't tell.

I feel like I could tell. One of you is really racist and one of you isn't. No, I could tell them who's who. Yeah. Well, the other's really taxist. I could tell which one of you actually has sent the message, but when obviously it says at the top, X is typing.

So just say Belkman typing. So I wouldn't know which one of you it was. We've got different typing styles, so you should sort of figure it out. Yeah, when did you send the message? But if I'm like, if I'm... No, no, you don't understand. if it says you're typing

it's the typing style you can figure out who it is no because it just says typing do you think what is no it's fine don't worry let's move on what are you getting that bro no it's fine how do you guys feel about like naming your son

or daughter like after your own name your own name yeah I just wouldn't do it in case they wanted to have like they had an identity crisis and changed the name to Flynn you know what if it's a case of like your granddad has the same name of you and his granddad and it's like you're the fourth or fifth in a generation you don't think the person the person to start it though is a bit of a dick yeah surely

the dick is the one who kept it going didn't have to keep going everyone no he because what if if your dad's named you your dad's name then you might feel an obligation to if you're born into a family where that's tradition and surely it's just like normal No, but somebody had, it had to start somewhere. It's a very, like, it's like this very American way of, like, making sure that, it's like the man making sure that his line continues in the most direct way possible. They're literally going to be called me. Yeah, and that's why.

You don't even see it here in the UK as much, do you? I don't, I've never seen it ever. They just, like, name people just like, it's like they named them the child after the granddad. like every other, or every like couple generations, one of them, you repeat a name. So you always, you make sure all the names are in rotation. Or they just name them after like Game of Thrones characters. Or James Bond. James Bond.

Is that what you're named after? Yes. Are you being serious? Yes, because when my mom was in labor, they were just playing James Bond on TV. Boom. James. Which James Bond? Yeah, which one?

It was like, it was the only one with Pierce Brosnan. Yeah, I knew it was going to be a Pierce Broson one. Yeah. It's funny, you look like him. Oh, for fuck, date. Damn. Yeah, what other English actors can we say James looks like? Yeah.

What others are there? All you've got is Henry Cavill. Benadier Cumberbatch. Yep. No, that's, no, that's going too far. Why? James doesn't look like cumber smack. Yeah.

So, no, I'm glad you didn't say the other, his other name. Ben, I did it. No, no, Ruben, you know what I'm on about. Benedict, the 4chan way of saying. Yeah, I can't remember what it is, though. just know they used to have it because it was one of the jokes was like who am i or what's my name and it'll be a picture of him and everyone would just come up with the most ridiculous abstraction of his name yeah but i don't remember what the popular i know it begins to see

is it really that but can you not say it or nothing uh it's it's come in my my gosh presumably yes all right okay why could why could you not say that because that's rude i'm not saying that i'm like rude it's talking about female sexual sex organs How many times have we said pussy? I wasn't there during that era. I'm not allowed to say that. You've never said pussy, on Joe? I never, when have I ever said that?

I don't know, probably a lot. What do you mean that? Pussy. It's just a word. When have I ever said pussy? Ever? Just now. Yeah, just now, bro.

Just did it. Sorry, bro. That's manipulation. That's our chattering news for you, bro. Fuck's sake, not again. So, Alex, your son that's on the way. Are you going to name him Alex? yeah why not

you're going to spell it really stupidly so it's like a yeah with a y c-k-s ackey what a-c-k-y-a-k-y not a-k-k-a-k-a-k-i what about if I changed my name to Alex

well I spell it weirdly then because technically speaking it already is my name it's your middle name yes it's my middle name it's like a Christian name is it I don't have a Christian name I just have a name.

No. I'm not Christian. Idiot. James, freestyle rap. Yo, yo. Boom. Boom. Boom.

No, you're doing the rap, not the beat. I'll provide the beat. Okay, are you ready? Yeah. Yo, yo. It's me, your boy, James. I'm here today with John Media. Who...

There wasn't a single fucking rhyme in there. It's experimental, okay? Yeah, bro. I'm ahead of the game. You just don't understand. Before we get too deep into this, I want to shout out the patrons for making the audio version of the show possible.

You mean the Patrions? Yeah, for the Patrions on Patreon. Thanks for the support over there. Shout out of the names in the halfway point. Let's do just a little short housekeeping. I just want to go through a couple comments from the last episode. Under the Hood, 1, 2, 3 says, As proven by Wallace and Gromit, the curse of the wear rabbit.

Cheese is able to revive Wallace from death. Therefore, if Wallace died in bed, he would constantly be brought back to life by his cheese alarm clock that comes out of the wall. Even if he wanted to die, Wallace couldn't, as he would constantly be bought back to alive by his own contraction. His own hubris. Thoughts? His own hubris. Yeah, that is a great perception of Wallace and Gromit. That's how much thought they put into Wallace and Gromit.

Yeah. Yeah, if only the actor could... Jim, uh... Save by cheese. Smell the cheese and wake up. Yeah. Last episode, you, um... You threw some shade towards the video game Neo, Jim.

Yeah, a shit game. Silbo Charlie left a comment saying, if you didn't get past the castle in Neo, you better hold your tongue, Jim. No. It felt like shit. It felt... No, I, I was in the castle.

What do you mean that I felt like shit? Was it running okay? Yeah, no, it was running absolutely fine. Well, I'd hope so because the game looks like a PS2 game. Was it like clunky in that sense that it had, was it like, it was like clearly, it was clearly Dark Souls like inspired. But it just felt worse than every from soft game. So, like, I'm not going to even try.

Mortal Shell. You probably know what I can even tell looking at that, I don't think I'd like it. Yeah, I don't think I'd like it. I was just, I don't know anyone that's played it, and I was just curious. But I think it looks cool, but also like a game. It looks better than near. Yeah, it also looks like a game I wouldn't like, though. It just looks kind of cool in terms of its aesthetic.

Honestly, more than anything, it was the presentation. It had this, like, anime-ass opening with this awful voice acting. Because the main character's like a pirate, so he's doing this, like, Wilcher accent. Oh, weird. And it was very bizarre. Yeah. So primarily the presentation and just the graphics was why I stopped playing on top of the loose feeling combat. Is that the most recent one then?

The most recent Neo. No, it was Neo one. Okay. Yeah, what year was that one from? It was quite a while ago now. Yeah. Yeah, but it was like after, I mean, it was after Dark Souls 1 and it looked worse. What's your like Souls rip-off ranking list out of like Fallen Order, Ashen,

The surge, did anyone play that one? I've never tried it. I've heard the second surge is actually decent. It's got like an amount of support as well. But people like it, I think. Yeah, it's weird. I mean, Ashen is okay. I've played it for a few hours.

But, yeah, I just couldn't really get into it. Enemy variety isn't there. The co-op system and trying to be. Yeah, it's somehow worse. Irritating. Yeah, it's really irritating. It's worse than Boxo's one. I want to play it with someone

specific. Yeah, and... Maybe. Yeah, me and Reuben try playing it co-op and I've also started like three different playthrus by myself. And yeah, it's decent. It doesn't feel too bad or anything like that.

That's what it's got going, but I think it actually felt quite good from memory. Yeah, but again, it just feels worse than Dark Souls. I think the best one is Jedi Fallen Order. Yeah. Does that technically count, though? Yeah, I'd say it rips enough. off off. Yeah. It just exists in this place where it's, because it's Star Wars, it appears more

accessible, but really it's, yeah, I think it falls under Soulslike. Yeah, and it just leans on the Metroidvania style a bit harder. Yeah, I like, I like for on orders sort of formula. I like it set up. Yeah, and it looks really good. It does really good. Respawn, man. Yeah, that's devs. We actually played a game together, um, the other night, that being Halo 3 ODST on the Master Chief Collection. We did it on Legendary, and it was James' first kind of time playing it, right? Yeah, I played it way back, way back on the 360 days, but I didn't finish it because I got a really weird glitch. So it was the first time actually just steamrolling through the entire game in like one sitting.

And I miss Hold Halo. I really miss Hold Halo. It seemed like you sort of started to understand, you know, what people are clinging onto, that small fragment of hope. Yeah, no, it's generally just a really fun game with me. with people because we weren't even trying we were just just having a laugh and like legend day it was still good time there was no like frustration it was just nice fun just fun like fun gaming isn't fun and it was strange because we've actually as well we played a bunch of the multiplayer of the master chief collection a few days prior and that you know that's a multiplayer there's no like

battle pass there's a battle pass it's not like a normal battle pass but there's there's there's there's like no focus on anything but fun and it's the most fun of part of a multiplayer game in some time and it was just like just shitting around yeah it's just that physics kind of gameplay is just so much fun yeah I don't know I've always liked ODST it's just got some some bits in certain levels that are just a bit of passive

that's like that biggest problem that's something that you just said then just gaming isn't fun like I've said that and lots of people I've spoken to have said it as a joke lots of people that are our like era of gaming ignore all the 30 year olds you know who don't really play but all of our era that we grew up with we all just sort of say it now games aren't even fun and we like say it as a joke but we all kind of mean it like I just say like yeah if I could be back it's over games aren't fun anymore because I guess we're not the target demographic anymore it's like

12 year old zoomers that's what they've got to design games around it's the biggest market but also you were saying about physicsy gameplay and like I keep saying it about different games and I think that the most recent destiny update sort of proves part of this is being able to interact of the environment meaningfully really does like elevate a game hugely. Yeah. Like Halo gives you vehicles and grenades that can make funny things happen with them. That allows you to interact with your world meaningfully. Yeah.

You feel like you have an impact on it. Yeah. And then in destiny, you know, stasis being able to freeze things and just block things on in environments, that is, it's like it's. it's done a great deal for that game, I think, in terms of its sandbox, which was really on its last fucking legs. Yeah, they're stretching it about as thin as they can. But I actually noticed there's, they added a lost sector in the new Destiny expansion

where they kind of included some more sandboxy stuff that I want to see more of with the, like, robots that you like free and they fight with you. It's like, oh, why can't we have like AI guardians and stuff like that you interact with and could really flush out that game a lot because it always feels kind of empty and... It does feel dead as fuck. as you. Yeah, yeah, that's the kind of stuff I've kind of always wanted to see. It's weird, there's like no atmosphere. It's not

desolate like Dark Souls and it's not bustling like other things. It just doesn't have anything. It completely relies on that music and the visuals. They're just addictive as visuals. Yeah, they're insane. Very good, but yeah, it needs something else. Yeah, the way you interact with it.

Populated. And I've been trying to do some of the quests on Europa and the map is so bloody huge and there's only like two. One. Yeah. yeah one or two places to like fast travel to so you're spending so much time just like navigating through tunnels and that's just like it's a really bad design choice to me i did i did all of the stuff on three characters and i'm just got to switch your brain off which isn't a good thing i'm just saying like that's how i did it and it was it is boring yeah yeah i can only really play it when i've got like a podcast or something i can kind of multitask and do other things at the same time unless there's like a cutscene or some dialogue i have to listen to i've been Honestly, I've not been able to play it that much because I've mostly been editing. I finally got a video out so which you can watch an I-H-E. If you want, I also...

Shill. Yeah, man. I've got to do it sometimes, but... Mostly I've just been sat around in the cold because my boiler, like, broke or whatever and started leaking. Mm-hmm. So I've had a week of that. And, like, dealing with boiler companies, it's just... But I had it fixed today, so it's nice having warmth, and it's nice appreciating not having warmth, too.

I haven't switched my heating one this year. I still have thrived. in the cold, yeah, I'm fucking... You're built to be a father. I'm ready. Reuben's the first one of us to be ready. He's proven himself. I just don't want to do it because it costs money. And, like, if I can...

And I don't need it. Also, it's really inefficient in this flat. So, I'm doing okay. I just make sure that I wear enough clothes and it's all right. Yeah, I just, like, it just happened to be a really cold week, too. Mm-hmm. So it's always the first, like, couple weeks of that new temperature that's, like, the harshest. So I just had, like, a dressing gown on Anna, coat on and a hat on because I've just been

sat like at a desk like just editing so I've not been moving really so I'm just my hands get so cold yeah yeah it's awful oh yeah we should probably talk about the lockdown update and what that means and what the effect is specifically on jar

because can someone like break down the new rules because I like can't keep track of it one don't pick out the phone he's only calling you junk your phone two so what's happened is we've come out of national lockdown in two well no we're coming out of it in like two days you know it's end of november is when it we come out of it well December 2nd

December 2nd then December 2nd yeah two days after this comes up so but then we're going into a tiered lockdown a tiered lockdown basically where different parts depending on COVID cases have different restrictions we're Wiltshire's like tier 2 i think London's tier three Or where I am No London's actually tier two I believe Liverpool is tier two And Manchester is tier three

So and like I don't understand it fully But like tier two is basically Not that much different from the lockdown You can go to the pub And have a few pints So long as you get a fat fucking meal with it Alright

That's how it has to That's the official guideline Yeah That's the only difference Like the actual And gyms are open Yeah that's it Yeah.

So we're not out of a lockdown. We can just go to the pub. Yeah. You can see people inside of a social bubble again, but even then they have restricted that quite heavily in terms of where you can even go with them. Yeah. So we won't be able to do Joe in person until next year, probably at some point. It would probably be March time next year because we're going into a lockdown after Christmas again.

So that'll be another month or two. So yeah. Yeah, and probably two weeks after Christmas, there will be another. like spike in cases that's a chaos right now but as New Year's Eve people are going to behave like such fucking animals

yeah that's going to be the main thing that's going to be you could have just packed it in for a bit and then we could have all had a good year but no no everyone's going to have to hang out and have parties and everyone's going to have

it's like a chicken pox party but for COVID 19 and also not a good thing I don't know if chicken pox party's good either so really the honest truth is corn is here to stay until oh fucking we don't even know.

Well, yeah, it's just unprecedented. We don't know what the future holds just like the first time. We went into lockdown, so we kind of just have to adapt us as it happens. So, it probably does mean we obviously can't do like a normal Christmas, like, unboxing thing that we normally do. What do we normally call it? Like, cringmus. Corn must.

I guess they'll have to, maybe some kind of cornmus that we can come up with. It's the Steam tell, so we can buy each other Steam games. What if we have to gift each other packs in? I was going to say, like, you know, Steam do that thing where you can buy four keys or whatever and gift it to, you know, so you send it out. And you all have the game. But I was just saying, like,

there aren't even that many, like, good games that you can do that with, I don't think, that we haven't all already played or got. Okay, then obviously we need to play this great indie game. I'm really excited to play with you guys, and it's cool. My fuck's sake. I'm glad you still.

I can't even play that as a four. We're sick of that punchline, the Apex one. That's my personality. Okay, we'll play a fallout new Vegas multiplayer. I don't know what the fuck there is that you can do around Christmas. What games have like a, like I used to play. GT Online. Yeah, GT Online, it snows and GT Online.

We can get together. Yeah. Halo custom games used to be like a thing that I'd do on Christmas Eve. People would just be on. And we'd end up going Halo 3 and doing custom games. I remember that was something for a couple of years. That was Christmas Fortnite. See, we could be

fucking smart here, you know, like smart. We could uh, I fucking forgot. Do you not think the government needs to like employ some sort of media, someone that understands like how to get the message out to the majority of people?

It's probably a part of the point to feed them. Yeah, do you think it is? Because I really have no idea what it's happening going to. Like, I'm not. burying my head in the sand. I just don't know what the fuck is going on purpose because you keep everyone off balance and divided and then

if no one knows it becomes very easy for the government to shift the blame onto any party that suits them. But it's also not like certain people are more out of touch in terms of like certain generations are very into like watching the news and there's certain chunks every day. I don't know if people from well I feel like that yeah I think those are the people that are getting all the information and then i i don't know when the last time i watched tv like normal tv was well yeah i mean what the average 20 year old are they buying newspapers and uh well listening to the radio obviously no or uh anywhere where traditional media gets its message out because i guess that's the problem

and it's why so many people like are so confused and believing all this dumb shit and like anti-vax shit and all this because like facebook and all the social media that everyone's using well for some reason it's become the case that the establishment can't be it's like this weird double thing that people are going through because on the one hand the establishment can't be trusted unless it suits them to say the government can be trusted there right but on your hand like just an individual on Facebook in a group they're somehow preaching some truth it's this weird

I'm trying to think of a good word it's almost like we're just worshipping the idea of the minority in like yeah we're a part of a special elite group that we're the enlightened and we know people really want that at the moment They want to feel like they're somehow above it and smarter. Gives some control to their lives, I suppose, in such chaos. Yeah, they can make sense of it in a way that's convenient for them. In saying that, though, I did notice YouTube has a feature. I don't know when they added this, but...

Because I've been watching, like, this channel that has, like, a different debate every day. And one of them was, like, a flat-earth debate. And because it was a flat-earth debate, it kind of added the wiki article, embedded it into the YouTube video, so you couldn't miss it of, like... describing what flat earth is and how it's like an outdated theory that you know only certain people are of a certain intelligence believe yeah yeah so i guess try and fight that like messaging problem well yeah these like independent um like fact checker charities have become like a huge thing is this gonna be like a fucking huge issue in the next few decades where like the people listening won't see this but in the corncast video like reuben's just casually playing flight simulator and i swear to God, it's so realistic. You could just take screenshots and send it to people and trick people. If I did that, you know.

And if this is like in a video game in 2020, you know, like the rate in which this technology is increasing is getting so absurd, like with the face. Deepfake. Yeah, deepfake and all this. It's like, I don't know where it's going. Like how he's supposed to fight that as well? Along this same thread,

VR as well, combined with this sort of shit, like, I can see it being genuinely problematic. I mean, there's going to have to be, there's going to have to be like more regulation of just things like metadata and origin of, I guess, files. That's anywhere I can think to describe it. And it's going to be a better communication. Regulators or something.

I don't know, like, how we can... Thought, please. What it would be is, like, we assign the truth algorithm to every piece of content and it analyzes what's real and what's fake. There'd have to be some form of disclaimer, or people would just have to get smarter. They'd have to be more skeptical and more willing to find out if what they're looking at is. We're just going to communicate via brain chips anyway. Elon must be uploaded to the brain chips.

To the combined fucking realm. Are people going to flood to brain chips and shit like that? No, no. Or is it going to divide and start this kind of like Civil War thing? Well, think of it this way. if you have a brain chip, they can track you, you know? They're trying to track you. So if you put this chip in your head there...

So what is an actual argument against brain chips? Well, I don't know what they do, to be honest. Like, they're not... It's like a phone in your brain. I don't want a phone in my brain. But isn't that a bad idea, though? I personally wouldn't want it. Do we even know the long-term effects that, like,

even mobile phone technologies had on humans? Let alone putting, like, chips in our brains that could do what? It depends what does it do, you know? Same thing. Is it actually, like, backing up our brain so you can, like... Yeah, that's when it gets crazy. Like, are you just going to become invincible?

Because you can, like, upload your mind to a hard drive. You may back up your brain and, like, USBs in your pocket with your brain on it. Yeah, so kind of just a concept, but... I don't think it's an inherently bad idea, though. Well, I think it's kind of the natural progression, like, from where we are, now. Yeah, we use the internet to connect and like making it more and more realistic, I guess. Yeah, it will be more like sitting with a VR type thing, like that Bruce Willis. No, I think it'll be a bit of both. I think VR will always be for entertainment, but then there's like with a brain chip, will there be AR, like augmented reality?

Yeah. Yeah. I honestly, I do really believe that like DSX, you know, that Adam J. Jensen type, not all of it, but just the idea of that kind of augmentation is, it's the most likely thing to me. The way that that game portrays, yeah, this is where humans are going to end up. This is what they'll do, you know. I think there's, there's going to be more of a thing with, like, connectivity, you know, because, for example, Alex has an Apple Watch and, like, having something strapped to your arm, like, it's, and wearing that every day, it's not that far-fetched to think people will then be comfortable with having shit, like, inside their arm. I think it's a jump, though, because I can take this watch off whenever I want, you know.

Yeah. But, I mean, what if you've got, like, a, you know, the little bit where Cortana goes in? What if that's how you put the chip in? Chief isn't putting Cortana into his skin, though. No, but I'm saying if you have, like, an equivalent. If we wore, like, mecksuits, I guess. No, you have, like, a receptacle built into the back of your head. Okay, consider this.

People are reluctant to even receive a fucking vaccine. scene at the moment because they think that some yeah but again that's a minority yeah I mean those people are ridiculous but up to now I think it's hard to predict because up to now humans haven't been putting haven't been changing their bodies too much it's just been having it's just been you know this thing about modern technology

television in the house some people didn't like the TV everyone has a TV you know mobile phones that was kind of slow but it's snowballed everyone has a mobile phone now it's like it's an essential item to most people but we up to now we haven't had to change our bodies particularly for any reason Yeah, but then it's going to be very hard to... No, but Drake is going to do it, and then everyone's going to want to do it?

Is Drake going to? Nah, I don't know. I think Nikki Minaj will do it. I don't know. They'll both do it. They'll both do it. I could see, like, Lil Pump doing it. Nah, little pump.

Ball ball bum. No, you'll, you'll forget the big, the big thing here is that Kim Kardashian will get it, and then Kanye will give her a gift so she can see her dead dad in augmented reality. In her brain. Yeah. Do you think Kanye has made a, uh, a, uh, a, a hologram of his mum I don't know

Yeah, it might be too far, I'm not sure Do you reckon? It seems kind of weird that he made Kim Kay's dad I mean, yeah I mean A lot of his like Yeah, so why wouldn't he do it?

Oh yeah Any other little glob jewels You want to throw in? We're done when I say we're done Alright, we're done No wait You can say it now then Rubin will be back after these messages

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You know, just compare him there to him 10 years ago. Yeah. You know, his brain does not seem to be operating the way it used to at all. Yeah, it's rough now. He's going to die very rough. He's going to die very rough. He's going to die very rough. So did you also hear that Trump's trying to pass loads of laws before he leaves the office?

And one of them is to approve the use of firing squads. Against what? Like, as an execution. If you're going to be killed, they'll kill you with firing squads. It's something he can't push through. I remember watching a documentary where, like, it is a thing that is already legal in some states. You can just do that. Really?

Yeah. They regularly do. No, they did it as like a test because apparently the injections can, like, fail and you end up just having a fucking horrible death but if they just blast you with like you fucking shotgun shells then it's pretty instant

weren't they still like beheading people in France like a few years. Yeah the last beheadings in the 70s or some stupid shit yeah I think it was the 70s yeah they hadn't had one for ages up to that point and then they had one for one why was it

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Thanks, David. Thanks to sending us off again. Thanks, everybody. Oh, bloody fuck. I like all of the Halo Wars references. I really like... They're very good.

They're the best ones. All units. Audi, odie, odie, odie. Audi is... So, um, do you guys, I won't say it, but do you guys know Baby Yoda's name yet? No.

Yeah, it's called Yoda. Idiot. It's why it's called Baby. I've not watched any of it yet still. I already know fucking like every spoiler that happens. This Twitter ruins it. But I don't know the name of Baby Yoda. Is it a reveal?

Is Chip, chupp, chuppa chub. Has the show ended yet? Is the series over? Because when it ends, I'm going to claim the Disney Plus thing. I think it's got three more episodes. Oh, fucking hell. Oh. Star Wars Webels, you know, that really good character.

Do you always have your headset off and then And then when you go to talk, you just put your headset on No, what makes you think that? Because you now sound louder, how did you cord you out, your mic for instance? There's always like a sound when you chiff in. Like, you're stumbling, like you heard someone say something that you can reply to you so you grab your fucking headset, stick it on. No, not or so, I don't know what you want about.

This is the part of the show where we head over to the jar media subreddit Where you can head to the suggestion thread and ask us anything you like We'll answer it in this section next episode Don't ask about the documents though Don't ask about the documents please don't Please don't ask about the documents Dig the head's gonna start us off Question for the jar boys

What is your go-to regular McDonald's meal I asked because of James's love for the place recently this is bad because like I'm I'm sorry I spit it out already come on

okay I don't know what to say because it's like people are under the impression I've just been going to McDonald's like day straight but you you have been maybe what's your order though what's your go to yeah what's your go to it's really difficult

because at the moment no it is because there's so many levels to McDonald's like since the excessive over indulgence of McDonald's at 10 o'clock every day I've learned a lot about McDonald's and it's like if you go to McDonald's during the day you're going to get shit chips

you're going to just get a shit fucking mill go there at 10 o'clock the chips are going to be fucking boiling can you please call them fries. I disagree. I think it's just a gamble no matter what time of day. Yeah, it's definitely a gamble. No, I disagree. No. I disagree. I disagree. Again, this isn't the question. I know, I'm just saying, I'm just

talking because there's too many specifics, you know? No, there are. Okay, if you don't answer in 30 seconds, we'll just move on to Jim. He'll have an immediate answer. No, shut up, let me, I'm fucking answering on I go, but, so my go to

is a small workflow. It's a small McFlowy, be it Smarties Maltese or the new celebrations one, and a big flavour wrap, but with no flavour, because it's just chicken in a wrap. A big flavour rap with no flavour. It takes out all the flavour.

I do, I take out all the flavour. Sauce gone, chicken in, lettuce in, that's it. That's the big flavour wrap. Oh my God. The fries are good, but it is a gamble. You have to get the right serving of them. Yeah. If they don't put salt on,

are they they're not warm they're so disgusting they actually taste like rat poison um i'd say cheeseburger fries coke zero and uh what they called a crushum if you don't want to feel like like actually like ill after eating it just get nuggets i think it's no the nuggets i'm not keen on the nuggets the nuggets are generally the best thing there without a doubt because no matter what you know you could be going at 11 at night you could be going at 2 in the more like 6 in the morning. You can go be going midday. Nuggets would all would be perfect every time a day. I got to be in the mood for Nugs. Yeah, so do I. Because if you're going to McDonald's, you're going to be in the mood for Nugs. Usually, it's just a cheeseburger

or a quarter pound of whiz cheese, but typically a cheeseburger, some fries, you know, and a Sprite. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. It's horrible. Yeah, because Sprite is just, well, because their sprite is is particularly good for me is why I like it. I'm trying to think what else. Yeah and sometimes, sometimes a McFlurry and it will be a Oreo one typically or a dime one

if I'm somewhere that has a dime one the dime ones are good but yeah orio McFerre if I'm feeling crazy. If you feel mental or I guess right now it would be the celebrations one just because it's there and it's good. How about you Alex? Yeah it's your one. I don't know I normally go so rarely

I don't have like a go-to but if I'm okay with feeling horrible they probably would just get a burger but if I'm like consciously not trying to feel ill for next 24 hours I'll just get nuggets or fries or something it's always that's also another gamble

though it's like just how you're gonna feel after eating it sometimes you're fine other times you're just not other times you don't shit for a week we gris 88 has one for us unless you have any more to add james on the I was just going to say that McDonald's Coke is shit

KFC Pepsi though I was saying that McDonald's Coke is shit KFC Pepsi is really good But they say this thing That like yes

The Coke you get from McDonald's is the best Coke you'll ever get Because they do in huge vats And the quantity is just perfect It's all gel That's not how those machines work though Yeah it's not been my experience Like in the tips

Well I like their coke I'm gonna be frank I think it is I think Pepsi ruins it I think Pepsi's so much nicer a ruin Yeah I think Pepsi's way better than Coke Yeah I'm just coming down on it now I think if you drink

If you're a regular Pepsi drinker Then you drink like a Coke It's like fucking horrible Yeah yeah I did the same I had it we had a dominoes And I had a ball of Coke I only just got around to having it Like nearly a week later

And it doesn't hit in the same way It's shit It's just yeah shit I don't like it Pepsi's much better No one on the subject of that If I drink a cat Like you know you get the pop accounts

of Coke, you know, in the multi-pack, whatever. If I drink that, I'm in severe pain, like, some, like, the concentration of, like, the sugar. I feel... So you mean, like, a legit Coke? Sugar Coke. Yes. I feel so fucking bad that I physically, like, I'm in pain. I have to, like,

only drink water for the rest of the day. No, Jane does make shit up. How could I make shit up when it's how I fucking feel? He's making shit. He's just proven that Coke is better than Pepsi. I think you're a clown. if you have opinions. James, it's a clown.

Well, Jamie, can I just confirm right here that you have an opinion? On what? On, on Neo. No, I was making, I was talking about facts and logic. Oh, yeah, shit. I forgot about facts and logic, okay? Yeah, exactly. So zip it, bro.

We zip it. We grizz 80 then has a question. Question for all, for all of us. How do you feel about America or more specifically, California, L.A. being the center of the entertainment industry. The result is that everybody's copying it, and many times these copies are inferior to the original. As someone from Poland, most of the Polish rap is very hard to listen to.

That might just be me, but I generally like rap. Problem I see is that they just use the same beats and effects and rap about being rich boys. Nothing new, only a different language. I very much appreciate artists with a more independent art. It seems it's linked to money and trying to capitalize on a trend. But artists such as Little Naz-Ex, Billy Eilish and 100 Gecks might disprove this notion. Creating something different from the norm may be more successful, just a thought.

And how do you boys and boys see this? Well, the statement that everywhere's trying to coffee, like what, California, L.A., like, I don't get that part. Because, like, obviously with music and whatnot, they're always going to, in games, in everything, you're chasing a trend because that's where money is. But that's normal. I think they're talking specifically about how getting to L.A. and living there is kind of seen as the goal in a way

you know all the YouTubers that live there and fucking Hollywood stars and everything and the rappers and all the music people like lots of famous people live there it's just that thing isn't it's that hype beast just every you go to if you've made it I don't think I think that's just a witch thing if you're rich you just go to L.A.

Like I don't know what to say Do you want to go there? I feel like it just make me feel really ugly and gross No, it just doesn't look like a pleasant place to go. Yeah, I wouldn't want to go there. Yeah, and all I've heard about it is just how, like, scummy it is and how everyone's, like, fake and shit and... We've been.

Yeah, but I was, like, 12. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I definitely want to go there again, like, in my life. There are other places in America I would go to first before fucking L.A. But you, Rubin, any thoughts on L.A.? California. It's not somewhere I particularly want to live. but I guess in regards to the question

I'm not really sure because we move so far away from it now and it's just a difficult question to answer anyway yeah it was quite a rambly question in terms of yeah I guess popular expression has just sort of found its way to I mean a lot of it comes out of I mean I guess LA is seen as that I don't really think about that there because it can kind of come from anywhere

popular music I mean I guess it seems to come mostly from around there but I don't know maybe there's something to say yeah like a status thing though like people industry plants as well they're probably gonna have grown up there so and there's a certain type of youtube like your rice gums and stuff like that you just have to move to L.A. don't you it's like what you're expected to do oh you have to come to L.A it's like that kind of thing yeah yeah that's isn't that based on just being an influencer because if you're an influencer you need you know influence and you need people to collaborate with and yeah sometimes that's the place I mean yeah it's the same

for music and yeah I guess LA is just the place because of it's a media Hollywood that's it that's why but in terms of

the question was about Polish or just rap and things copying well I don't know if it is so much copying I mean what can you really expect Polish rap

as an entire subgenre of rap to totally revolutionize itself in response to rap whatever rap is because even then you know it's not like all LA

rap same anyway it's not really like that mm-hmm yeah so yeah extremely broad question so yeah I don't really know how to answer it okay Joseph Zekhanna's one for us by the time you're recording this the Grammy nominations will have been announced thoughts slash predictions since Jesus is King got nominated for best contemporary Christian album it could be the first Kanye album since Twisted Fantasy to win a Grammy thoughts Twisted Fancy didn't deserve that Grammy which one of his albums did deserve it

like you could pick pretty much well I guess you could pick any one of the first three like Pablo Kitty Ghost yay all of those deserve a Grammy more than maybe you think yay does over Twisted Fantasy um I suppose yay doesn't reach the same soaring height but it also doesn't hit the same

shitty lows I would definitely put Twister Fancy above Yay myself yeah I don't think I've I don't think ever looked at a Grammy's list I don't think I've ever even looked at like let's look at it so record record of the year right yeah that parade Beyonce uh say-so doja cat everything I wanted billy Ilish circles post Malone rock star to baby feet Roddy Rick I haven't listened to any of these so I can't really comment to be honest song of the year yeah it's just post Malone Billy Ilish Taylor Swift Beyonce just everyone you'd like imagine when you hear like the Grammys list

the kind of random or not randomly expected people they'd put on it I don't know I rank the Grammys the lowest out of all of the award shows like I've just never given a shit I've done about you guys

It's pretty awful James anything If not they did actually pin on a little question specifically for James So you got any thoughts on the Grammys James Award shows are just shit Like no matter what they are They're all shit

It's my opinion on them Yeah it is weird But like Music seems to have such a hard time in regards to, you know, like film, it seems to be this real, it's a more unified understanding of what is a good film or what is a bad film. Music, you seem to have to just be like, it's like, just respect what people like. Well, first of all, fuck you, I'll do what I want.

If I think it's shit, I'm going to say it's shit. It seems to be way more like that. You're not allowed to assess music the same way one does a film because people get quite personal about their music taste in that way. I guess is because it's like emotional expression just in a sound so people get a bit funny

you know hey you can't say that that's this emotion that I feel and it feels real to me but it is a whole crook of shit the Grammys yeah P.S question for James if you were stranded on a desert island

with only Jim and an infinite supply of crispy bacon for company which would you eat first see see that's a silly question because obviously I will eat crispy bacon. Okay. No, I, and sand.

I'd have sand as well because, you know, just drink and eat sand. Yeah, yeah, that's the winner's way of getting through that situation. Max O'9, Willow, 24 is a story for us. Since Alex has been getting into Mario Judah, I think it's

appropriate for me to tell this story. Around when Mario Judah was first blowing up, one of my Nan's friends posted a, look what the kids are listening to now day's epic Facebook post, which was linked to die very rough. My nan called me down and we sat and watched the video in its entirety. A minute has never felt longer.

I then had to explain Mr. Judah to her. If any of you have any similar stories that would really help me cope with this event. Also, if you're reading this, thank you for POSDact. Yeah, and there was someone else. A username 1917 says, just a quick question for Alex. When you first mentioned Mario Judah, you mention having dreams about Die Very Rough.

What kind of dreams were they? Nightmares or the kind that involved bananas? Yeah, so it was kind of a weird dream because it was like just the, like, a couple bars from the song just like repeated like in my head like all night. That's what it was. How many times did you listen to the song that day? When I first found it, I was walking the dogs

and I just like kept, I had it open on YouTube and I just kept like pressing replay because I just couldn't get over for what I was hearing. Did you guys see the genius? the lyrics like video you did? Yeah, I watched it. It was

quite sincere it seemed he didn't realize it was going to be the epidemic that it is, you know? The pandemic that it is. Yeah. Stage D.K. has one for James. If each jar member were a fire emblem character, what would their

classes be? Bonus points if you add personal skills. I don't know what they're talking about so you can go. on this one. We're going to be here for fucking ever. No, no, Ruben's a baller. Like, straight up. The room's a baller.

Personal skill, I guess, is, uh... I don't know personal skill. I just, I could do classes. Um, Alex, Alex, Alex would be a, uh, like, uh, I don't know what is... It wouldn't even be a Pegasus, Pegasus Night. It would be like a white mage. Okay, yeah. Alex suits the mage type stuff.

Yeah, yeah. You know, like, but then it would be a big. bit of offensive offense and Jim Rubin you played Fire Emblem as well what is Jim I feel like he's more of a brawler I don't know maybe

I feel like an axe there'd be an axe involved you know there'd be axes would be thrown that's really like in play yeah no that's the same thing I was thinking Jim is an axe for her but I can't remember what the class name is I don't fucking know I can't remember

Warlord or war chief or some shit like that War chief. Yeah, war chief. Just the word war should be in there. And I guess I'm... I don't know. Vubin, what am I? An elf.

No, you're a dragon rider, archer person. Okay, fair enough, boom. I think it's the closest to think parallel to a car person. You're dragon. Boom, there you go. Okay, that was pretty painless. The gayest jar fan as well. Howdy Mingers, in regards to your discussion,

on spicy foods, the stereotype here in the US is that white people don't like it, along with seasoning in general. And also that northerners can't handle spice. I live in Pennsylvania and have a family in Alabama, sorry, and have family in Alabama. And it's interesting eating the food down there when I visit. Even something that should taste the same, like a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's, is much hotter in the south. So I guess if there's a question in here, it's this. Have you ever had food at a chain restaurant in a different town and have it actually taste different. My whole point of chains is that it should all taste the same no matter where you go. Side note, my family's black, but my dad can't handle spicy food at all. His white co-workers like to

tease him about it, lull. Spazzle? Oh. Well, yeah, I would say, I would add McDonald's to that list of like, it can just taste completely different. It can be shit or it can be like okay. Yeah, yeah. You can find more reliable, like, restaurants in the chain, you know? Maybe you should do something a bit more like complex, because, like, you know, chips tasting different, like, they're still chips. It's like, you want to something like an actual meal, like, there's tasting different

at different chains? Like, let's say, let's go to Wagamama in Swindon and then go to one in the centre of London. Like, has there ever been a difference there? Um, I'd say Wagamama's pretty consistent because I've actually done that. I've eaten Wager in London, loads of times and

in Swindon, so it's pretty consistent. Like, off the top of my head, I don't think there ever has been like an inconsistency within chains because you're going to get your flavor sorry yeah like in terms of flavor like you can get a shit mill

like that can happen but that's not like a change in flavor that's just shit it's just a shit version of like what you're ordering but yeah that describe what you described the question asker yeah no I've not experienced that

ever we also don't have Wendy's do we or maybe we also you know like England is about as big as like Alabama or Pennsylvania, pretty smaller, I don't know.

England's tiny. No, but I also think with how big America is like the chains, let's say like in, you know, California to, you know, like New York.

All of the stuff they get for their food is like from different places, you know? So it's like the cattle, whatever, for the meat, they're being fed different kind of grains and shit.

So there's more of like a, there's a more of a possibility for like a change in flavor because it's just how big the country is. Just in terms of spice, I mean, what you said was, you know, northerners in America, the idea is that they can't handle spice and the South can. And what you described there was a state in the South just having spicier food. I guess it's just they cater to what they expect the people there in that state to typically enjoy more.

So it's just going to be, well, yeah, we'll just make the burgers and shit that are here spicier. That's it. So, but I've never had that. England's tiny. Could have been a placebo too. You could have been. Could have been. You never know, man.

You never know. Well, seeing as we're already on food, R slash jar media says, you've always have mentioned your love of Indian, Chinese, Mexican, British, and even some Middle Eastern kebabs cuisine. I'm curious what you think of Japanese food, more particularly sushi. Also, what do you think of wasabi as a flavor for mayo, ice cream,

even some beverages? I like Japanese food. It's yummy. Yeah, yeah, I like sushi. I'm going to admit, I haven't I haven't actually Like when

When you say sushi Shushi like I'm not going to class Like Sainsbury's bought Shushi Like if I'm going to have Japanese I'm going to go to a Japanese restaurant In like the centre of London Like that's a famous Japanese restaurant

That does Japanese food Like store bought shit does not count Like so in that case I've never had it But I want to try it Like I've had 10 temporal stuff It's just, you know, like temporal points and stuff. Yeah, there's, again, with the choice thing, in rural towns, there's not that much. It's like those are Chinesees, but it's when you get to the city, you have way more Japanese food and stuff like that.

Well, I'd also, I'd like to say that, like, my food tastes have, like, massively grown over the last year. So, like, I might have avoided it a few years ago, but now it's, like, I'm open to trying it and I want to. But, like, we, as a group, we're very, like, diverse in what we eat and what we like. I can safely say that with like, we can all eat anything, you know. Yeah, I like sushi. I don't really like it. Wasabi on your sushi. It's weird.

Yeah, I put some wasabi on certain pieces. Yeah, I quite like it. We can't get like actual like wasabi because it's a whole thing. But you get like horse, you get, you get a certain kind because the actual wasabi is really expensive and then he's good to eat for about 12 seconds and it's bullshit like that. Yeah, I like the green paste that you get that they call. all wasabi. Yeah. There's a funny

scene in cars too where Mata eats some and then he goes all red because it's quite hot, you know,

spicy. That sounds quite good. Did you timecode it for me? I really want to see it. It's about 14 minutes

in. Okay. What? What? What? I do like though is Mocky.

Like, you know, that dessert, that like... Nah, Nocky's foul. No, it's great,

but... Not Mocking. Mocky, sorry. Yeah. Moky is foul. It's weird. I've I've had it.

I've had the stuff you can get in shops, like Little Moons. They sell that in the ice creamy bits and shops. Oh, is that the stuff you bought in London that time, Jim? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not crazy about that. But it's like, have you seen the vigors of how some they make it in the festivals where they're literally just smashing it? And a guy is just like fucking moving it is they're smashing it of a hammer.

Like, it's a fucking art. What's it called you? Mocky. Mocky. How are you meant to pronounce it? I don't know. Moky. And like, the way they make it is fascinating.

and it's like it just looks so like nice in like actually in Japan and I just want to go to Japan and just fucking try something like shit because it looks fucking yummy yeah but if it like I don't care how they make it if it tastes like shit then you still I like it

and I like it it depends what you have because there's like mocky Rubin well I don't know I've had this this shit you can get this frozen one that's got like ice cream like yeah yeah that's palatable but that's not like that's not I liked that Yeah, I haven't had actual

Moki. Moki, yeah. I like it a lot because it's... Mok chai. It depends on what flavor you get as well. Because I've had like chocolate ones. I think I've got a piss flavor.

They're good. They're good. And I would definitely have them get every opportunity because they are bomb. They tagged on the end of this question, a bonus. Are brownies cakes?

No. I think brownies exist in their own one. Yeah, brownies is brownies. No, they don't exist as cakes because they haven't been presented to the British government as cakes for tax purposes like Jaffa Cakes have. How do you know that? That's how they prove that Jaffa Cakes were cakes

by literally making a giant one. Yeah, but I'm saying how do you know that brownies aren't cakes? Because they're brownies. Yeah, because they're brownies. Define cake. No, no, okay. No, no, no. An item or...

No, no, no, no, no, no. An item of first-influid made from a mixture of flour, fat, eggs, sugar and other ingredients. It's usually baked. That depends. Brownie is cake. Surely it's sounding for a cake, then. Does it go soft or hard? Well, they'll go hard.

Yeah. Well, they exist and what about that, surely the things are hard. The monies are a form of sheet cake. Sorry, goes. Brownies are a form of sheet cake. I feel like brownie is exist in its own realm. Unfortunately, it kind of doesn't. No, but you can make brownie that has more of the consistency of cake,

but then you can make brownie that really fucking doesn't. Like what? Name a brownie. Like, when you homemade brownie, it's like thick. And it's not like a sponge, it's like thicker. No, but that's all like customizable. Yeah, there's a lot of different types of cake. That's what brownie is. When you go to shops and you buy brownie, it's not a fucking cake.

No, but there's a brownie. Ingredients. Well, it is a cake. I'm just saying there's one. race, the human race. Yeah. Librating Pablo has one. Who is Tesco?

Who is Tesco? Who is Tesco? James. We must reference Tesco every now and again. We do reference... Who's Tesco? Jamie's Tesco? No, James.

No, you're Tesco. No, I'm Sainsbury's. Well, yeah, we get comments from people in like America or, you know, people aren't familiar with... It's just a supermarket. Yeah, it's just a big supermarket. It's a supermarket. It's a shop. Don't you mean a store?

Because we used to have Safeway or something here. I think Safeway owns Waitrose or something. Really? Yeah, like they are the same thing. It's owned by Fuck, which one is it? Walmart. It's a part of the John Lewis thing.

Bomb. Yeah, it's a part of the John Lewis partnership. Waitrose. I swear there is some link between Waitrose and Safeway. The John Lewis. partnership is just its own thing. Yeah, they don't have anything above them, apart from God. Uh, long says, actually, I'm going to edit their name out because I don't want to reference

something because I hate this question. And I'm going to call BS on this question. Um, and I want to see if you guys agree with me. It's been such a long time since I watched the Jalcast, but I'd love to see how you guys respond. I'm a 19 year old student and I've just started an intimate relationship with a 27 year old. Things have gotten frisky, but we have yet to do the old bow chick a wow wow she's a total hotie and we have very similar personalities but also also she has an eight-year-old child what do you think of this this isn't this didn't fucking happen shut the fuck yeah there's no there's no way this is real bow chick a wow wow she's a total fucking hotie but she has an eight-year-old child she's

also a pilot and she flies the sAS they also preface this is the part that really annoys me. Please can someone let me know if it makes it into the vid because I don't have the time to check. Thanks. Yeah, don't let him know. Fuck you. Yeah, fuck you. Don't ask questions if you want to.

Delete the question. Just moderate it. Delete the question. Game over. I'm censoring this shit now. Boom, get fucked. Okay, let's do a couple more. Egy Erica has one for James. Car question.

What is your opinion on the car company? Dodge. I really want a Dodge. Nitro. I've heard good things and I think they look cool. If you're familiar with this car, what's your opinion on it? I will be familiar with it in exactly one minute. Um, but

Dodge is like, is, it's just that American company, isn't it? Like, everyone knows Dodge and Dodge they've made some pretty good cars. Um, I like Dodge. I say, yeah, why not? Um, the main character from fucking Fast and Furious have a Dodge.

Yes. Yes. Yeah, Vin Diesel. Yeah, he has a Dodge Challenger. Oh. Challenger, is it? Yeah, a Dodge Challenger. No, it's a charger. No, he has a charger.

Um, because Dodge, I'm pretty sure. Dodge is a group own multiple, like, it's, it's kind of like they're part of a bigger group. But yeah, Dodge, Dodge are good and they have really solid engines for the most part. And the Nitro seems like quite a nice car. Yeah. If I was in America, I probably own a Dodge. Because they make muscle cars.

So they make the, the really, really fucking fast muscle cars. you know the charges the challenges and they're like a thousand break horse path from the factory so they're like obscene so I don't want so this Dodge Nitro is like a 4 by 4 yeah I didn't realize they made anything but

muscle cars no they have a whole range like Dodge they've made some really great cars and yeah so yeah it's a solid pick I uh I uh I recommend can you can you

are there any like Dodge dealerships in the UK No, like, Dodge, it's, well, the big thing with Dodge is they're big cars with really big engines. They just don't, they just don't work here. Like, you can import one, and sometimes you can, you'll see one on the road, but it's just like, is the car you buy if you don't need to drive a car? Like, it's a show off kind of, I like this thing. Right. I'm really envious of the American roads. It's one of the only things I'm envious of.

I'm not. I'm really not. Really? Because American roads are just, because the way they're designed, they're just like straight lines. Yeah. So, yeah. It's like no simple, efficient way of travel, I like. But I don't, because I like corners.

I like going, like, speeding up corners. So America, to me, like, for driving, doesn't appeal to me, but their cars do. And I know their cars don't fit here. So it's just, I just have to cope with, like, the European cars, but with the nice European roads. Like, Europe, like, the Europe continent has the. best roads in the world. Like if you want to drive, if you want to have fun. But we also have a lot of shit cars, it's the problem. Okay, let's do this one as the penultimate. One for Ruben and I. Levi says, thoughts on the Destiny 2 DLC now that the season and the raid have been

released. Raid's all right. Yeah, it's definitely a raid. It was a part of a day one attempt. It was horrendously stressful. Really? Yeah. We didn't We got to the last encounter and we were on up for like seven hours and we didn't finish it. And we just went back on the next day and killed it and like the first attempt that we did it, having come back on. Where does it rank on kind of the raid rankings of like the design of it and the scope? I think it's a pretty good one in terms of its aesthetic and presentation and the music. The mechanics are all right. You know, it's a pretty decent raid.

I like it a lot more than the last one they released. Garden of Salvation because Goddna Salvation really fucking drags man it keeps you in the same place for too long

at too many different times or just one time actually in the middle you are in the same arena for two encounters and that's boring but yeah with this one it sort of keeps you moving

everything is just a different room you know you always and I think I quite like that it has a bit of a journey aspect to it because you go to space and then you don't and then yeah about the season because last time on job when we mentioned

it it was about like the tiny loop pool and oh yeah the campaign there's no raid or anything yeah they've expanded the loop pool now with the raid existing and then putting in a bunch of stuff that they had in it last season as well as some weapons so yeah is that what the expanded loop pool means they just brought some they put some yeah they put some stuff back in from last season and weapons from season 10 which was that not like a strategic move then to like upset everyone and then be like oh no we'll give you some things back well maybe but then again like i don't know i mean yeah i mean i guess maybe they figured if we just leave this in people will bitch that it's all old but if we don't give them anything

and then put it back in they'll be like well at least they gave us something so maybe that is the case but um yeah the rates seem to change the tune a little bit because i check on the subreddit now and again and when it first came out and i know this is like just what happens on subreddits but it was like kind of fucking fire people were so angry but now no one really cares i guess everyone's just like moved on to the next problem of the day yeah i mean i don't really care because i don't know i just don't yeah i just don't really give a shit um sure it would be nice to have some more guns and armor or whatever but i don't know yeah the the way destiny is settled for me now is that i basically just play until i get sick of the power grind

because I just can't, I can't do it anymore. I'm like at 12.08 or something, and you have to be 1220 to do the raid. Yeah. And I'm already kind of burnt out, and I'm not sure if I can push much further. But I kind of, I feel like I've still kind of got my money's worth, though. You know, I'm still, like, played for quite a few hours.

Yeah. I still have some of the same, the same problems, though. Like, I think it is a problem of their expectation and a problem of them just like. Well, yeah, there's like a blood from a stone thing. It's like with, I mean, every game, you know, you can't just say, say a full-priced game should provide X, Y, Z, because a full-priced game, the games are all priced differently, and they all provide a different amount of content, depending on, and also there's meaningful content and meaningless content. I don't know whether people just want

meaningless content in Destiny. It seems to me that a lot of the attitude is such that they just sort of want anything, just meaningless shit, and then they bitch anyway. I don't know. Large communities just seem to bitch no matter what happens with a game. Yeah, I think The major problem is that it was just the same price as Forsaken and just has just a fraction of what's in it. To me, I think the major problem is just they want the core activities to be like the focus of everything. But they're kind of weak at the moment and there's just like, I keep saying like I just want the strike playlist to be good and I'd be pretty happy. Because I was just imagining like a destiny game where you could jump into a strike playlist and it had fucking like every strike they'd ever made. But, you know, the absolute worst ones that they could take out.

But like, that would be a crazy amount of content. I think that's their plan. I think that really is. But this is what I mean. They're like, Destiny. You just move slowly. It moves slowly, but there's also just like random points in which case the game is good. Because I was actually, my experience was improved by stopping my game time and just like stepping away from it until they like patch like all the glitchy shit or the broken loot shit.

All the shit people get angry about. And a few weeks later, then they add more guns this seasonal shit. like it's so bizarre you know like it's so difficult to talk about even now the whole seasonal model thing like I don't even know really where I stand on it because I like the exotic weapons and all of that like shit chasing that stuff but it's just the repetition after a while like it's just so many years of the same shit

I can't. Yeah I mean I guess that's that's what I've done historically is just it's either a year or some months between each time. I think now we'll probably just go back on it on a more sort of sustained like every week log on do some raid see what's different and then you know I've had to done a bit of destiny that week whatever. Do you think they're going to like just make it to the

whole 10 year thing and then just call it quits with what they have. I really don't know like... Well, it's weird because I was thinking about this and live services and all we've seen is live services die catastrophically. Yeah. Destiny's the only one that really succeeded,

but at the same time in saying that, Activision were the ones that wanted to get rid of Bungee because they were losing money and getting fucked around by them. So I don't really understand what the appeal of destiny is from like a back end, like, it seems way harder to make than a normal game. There's so much like technical shit you have to think about with games like that.

They've got all these economies and invite and yeah so I'm just sat there thinking like okay so you have like some of the best artists in like the industry some of the best composers everything like presentation wise is just ridiculous and they've made enough content at this point where like you probably could have made like a mass effect style single player with some huge breadth and like content and everything and just everyone would have liked it instead of, like, zoning in on this, like, tiny portion, you know, people that are addicted to the loops of the game, you know? Because it's all the basic stuff is still there.

They still design, like, because I compare it to Mass Effect, right? Like, Mass Effect has all the different, like, enemy sects, just, like, Destiny. And most of the missions are just, like, slightly jigging things, kind of like the way Destiny does it. Yeah. But Mass Effect has, like... Amazing, like, law story. Yeah, it's got, like, a old story.

But you don't have to go to My Name's Bife to here, like... Yeah. Destiny, be poo-poo. I think it's just, the trouble is, none of us have played really any other sort of thing that resembles an MMO as much as Destiny does. I have. But whenever I read comparisons,

it kind of isn't an MMO. It has systems of MMOs. That's why I say, like, just closest to, like, I don't. Yeah. Yeah, it's a strange one. I think it just means they can just get away with basically whatever they want because they just exist in like a genreless

concept. Void. Yeah. Okay, let's end on this one where everyone can get involved. My name, Legg 69. I was wondering what your thoughts are on Apex Legends. Any experiences you've had with the game? I'm walking away. Fuck this. Yay, Apex Legends.

Anything else you'd like to say. By the way, thanks for the amazing content and its high consistency throughout these times. Thank you. I love Apex Legends. I've had the best day of Apex Legends today of all days. You just need You need to find your own groove of it. And I like it.

It's a really great game. It's a great game because it just has timeful gameplay. The Super seems to be with these Battle Royals, like, we play them early on. Have loads of fun because everyone's like shit and like, you know, hasn't really settled and everything's broken. Time passes. I try to play it like eight months later and they're on like season five. It's sweaty. It's sweaty.

Everyone like everyone knows the meta better than you. Everyone knows the maps better than you. So because like when we, what was this? What is this season, eight? Seven, seven. Yeah, because when we started playing a few games, it was early season seven, so I'm sure the player base was higher

and the skill gap was wider. Yeah, it had just kind of... Yeah, and those are wins, it was like fun and happy, and then suddenly just like, as the days went by, the winds started just leaving us. We're just too...

Yeah, because we'd play once or twice a week as a full team, I guess. Maybe more than that, I don't know, but, like, people will put in hours and hours and hours and hours and hours into this shit. Like, it's the only thing, that only, like, entertainment is, like, one battle real. And it is the best battle real, you know. Yeah, but I just can't do that shit, and it makes, it makes it not very fun. It is just twitchy as fuck.

I think it's just the way these games are. Yeah, it's the battle real curse. And the thing is, I can go and play Titan Fool and get, like, I can just, just have a consistently fun time because every time I die, it doesn't mean I'm going to be sat doing nothing for five minutes. Well, yeah, so I sit there thinking, like, man, this would be awesome if it was, uh, if there was some other modes I could play, too. You know? Because, like, when a game has one multiplayer mode, it just gets tiring. Mm-hmm.

That's what was always cool about having, like, you know, you have your playlist, man. Yeah, like a campaign and then, like, PVE and PVP in some form. So you can, like, jump between them when you get bored, but if it's just one free-to-play, like, Battle Real on one or two maps And the trouble is it's not even a case of Like they make that game or people treat That game the same way they would You know this is the PVP section

And other games are your PVE and your Whatever and when you get bored you can switch between it Because you to maintain a competitive edge Have to treat it like it is It's everything that is your game And you have to play it Games are work My dissertation available in all good bookstores

On November 4th What is the fucking gummy bear? Yeah whatever Yeah, I just With that one It might have the least alluring Battle Pass I've ever experienced Yeah, it's fucking awful

Fuck you, it's good No, I think there's nothing about it That's even I've never spent a penny on that game You know what the trouble is? There are no Titans in it To have Kilgusons age and four That's the problem, there are no Titans

Fuck you It is, it's just, it is worse Titanfall 2. Yeah, but guess which one failed and I guess which one didn't. Well, there's a lot of things, a lot of reasons as to why Titan 42 failed and nothing to do with the quality of the game. It failed, it failed, it failed.

It's entirely due to EA releasing it at an awful time for no reason. And then they went and made a really fucking good game. Boom. They made a worse game. Yeah, they made a worse game out of the out of just, you know, they just hash together some crap from the otherwise

really good game. But like we've said, like we said. They've probably already thought being Overwatch with the like, No, no, not at all. This game, this game is just Titanfall Assets Battle Royale. Yeah, we said this earlier.

Yeah, they should have called it Titanfall Assets Battle Royale had its name. That's all it is. So, um, thank you for watching this episode of the John Media podcast. All listening to. Yeah. Maybe that's what I dislike about Apex.

It's just the name. It has a cringy name. Oh, fuck. No, that's it's just like non-stance. It's just kind of. Classic modern video game nonsense, word, word. I'm leaving, I'm getting upset. No, because Titan Fool is a sick name.

It describes the game, man. And it's in-game, it means something. Yeah. You know, you can be an Apex Legend or an Apex Predator and Apex Legends, but it's just cringe and stupid. But Titanfall, stand by for Titanfall, and then your Titan Falls, and you get in your Titan that's fallen, and then your Titan Falls, when it dies, your Titan Falls,

it's just a lot going on. Boom. Thanks for listening, everybody. That was episode 18 of Korn. Any final words? Let me have a look. I'll find something. My review of Apex Legends is a...

It's not recommending it. Not Titan 4-3 is a review. Can everyone get involved, please? What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand ever call on me? Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song. I'll try not to sing out of key. Oh, I get by with a little help from my James.

Soap and Rubin would sing a different one than James. I was just nominating Titanfall II for Steam Game for the years. Funny. Oh, I get by my friend with a little help from my guitar. Gently weeps. Yeah, I was actually going to do that one. I'm going to try with a little help. I can't think about it.

I get help I need anybody I get high with a little help I'm gonna try with a little help from my James I can't remember how

this is you need anybody yeah I want somebody to love how to can't be anybody I can't remember how it goes I don't know how to enforce

are you still chatting shit. Oh, I get by with a little help. Sing a beautiful song. I get high. Good afternoon, morning, evening, your night. Good afternoon.

Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Oh, I get by with a little help. You'll live in a yellow song. I get high with a little help. You know what? I'm just going to leave. I'm just going to play apex. Bye.

My James. Oh, I get bye with a little help. Thank you.