JAR Media Posdact - Bear Bear - JARCast Episode 266

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

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So we've got some drama to talk about Do we? Well we need to mention it We can't just have a little cute argue on the episode And not show his disgusting violent side okay

why you're not going to explain you want me to explain um no I'm a bit scared now I can't explain okay no I got something in my eye I'll fuck it I'll explain geez so um I got something in my eye

I actually a bug flu I couldn't believe it when I was after we got coffee on Saturday morning I um I rode my bike into town I was writing my bike back it was warning to everyone in Britain it's it's been 15 fucking degrees

yeah oh my god so everyone's actually getting vitamin D for the first time this year it's like it's like waking up just a new person it's like seeing in colour for the first time it's like oh my god there's fucking sun there's colour

but I was wearing sunglasses which obviously blocks bugs that are going to be normally slapping into your eyeball as you're cycling along and right as I got to the final stretch I was like wouldn't it be funny if a fucking bug flew on my eye right now right as I tilted my like face forward to you know

you know sometimes you want to see the true light yeah yeah I do that sometimes I tilt my face forward to see the true light and they right in the eye what perfectly into the eye how big are we talking um like a small fly just perfectly

just right in the eye just into the eye and then it like pooled in the iris it worked pulled an iris what do you mean it pulled an iris no it didn't pull it pulled

it pulled into the iris what are you saying it pulled did it go scrish against your eye and then pulled into your eye Wait, no, explain Do you mean like it turned into a liquid

And It was a pool To be honest, I don't really know How to explain what I was even Trying to mean But what did happen then? Just to explain what happened Well, I got inside and I looked in the mirror

I'm going to open my eye And then there it was pool In my iris Who's in your eye then, on your eye? So you're just casually winding back to him? Was it alive? No, no, it was long gone.

So it drowned in your eye. Yes. Yeah, it died in my eye. And I never wanted any part of this, you know. Yeah. You did. You moved it. It didn't want to go in, it didn't want to drown in your eye.

Yeah, you're right. As far as we know. Yeah. If you could see it from their perspective, it might be a, you know, like a Chris Rock as a mosquito-type deal. Yeah. How fast do you think you were going on your bicycle at the time? 30. 70, 80?

Because because I've been hit I've been hit by a fly at like 70 like it was like on my forehead when I was on my motorbike and it fucking is a pain like no other

You weren't wearing a helmet? Really? No, because you open your goggles because in summer you're warm so I opened it and it just boom hit a fly like 70 and it fucking stung Yeah, a fly brained you

Yeah, pretty much and then you get them in the eye at 17 and that's when it's of, you're going down. Then they do pool in your iris. They do, and you can't sort it until you're there, you're back, you know? Okay, so there's a tragic story you've got to talk about on jar today. There's been a victim on jar. There's a poor thing.

A poor little thing on jar. So, yeah, where were we? I don't know how I got to the bug and I think. I was riding back my bike. from the cafe on Saturday and I was like if I'd turn my sunglasses don't be really funny

if a bug flies in that's how we got there how does that relate at all to this original tale basically dogs being annoying I've got a gold retriever and a cool ghee I go to the supermarket

I think the drama media there is three extended members there's Paisley and there's Argy and then there's Gaius Argy and Paisley happen to live together

they're good little friends not anymore yeah so recently I explained the story of Arge's had to have this cruciate ligament surgery he's been going through the recovery process of that fast forward a few weeks to a couple days ago I go to the supermarket here

just to get some food I'm feeling hungry meanwhile while I'm out James comes to mine to use the gym yep after work i just you know did a whole day of work wanted to come back do gym so you come in through the house and you're greeted by like a blood-covered paisley yeah i i would put the picture in but i feel like it would get it's not it's not it looks like die

not i don't know man it's not it's not obvious we've had the last like two episodes flags just for like um swearing so let alone putting um A pet, injured Injured A blood soaped dog on screen So yeah I opened the door to lounge where they both were

And then I was greeted by Lively's head was actually By the door So as I opened it I thumped her in the head Mind That's a part of it Open the door

And there's Paisley And instantly it was like She's soaked in blood She's absolutely covered in blood Which shows up extra Because she's the whitest of the white dog ever going to see it so every droplet of blood

is red as... She wasn't just covered in blood though. Her hair was clearly like soppy from like saliva as well. She was just soppy like a wet dog. A wet dog covered in blood. So I was just you know what the fuck's going on? What's happened? So I was looking

around like oh is there a bone because you know they cut their gum sometimes on bones. So I was looking for something that they could have been chewing and then I saw a plant pot on the floor and it was like okay why is the plant pot on the floor So I was looking around one And then I found a chair

Just soaked in blood as well Where there Something must have happened there And then by the sofa There's also blood and like hair That'd been pulled out They looked like just soaked in blood That'd been pulled out

And just kind of been splattered everywhere It looked like a murder scene It did So I went to Pacey And I was like Are you okay where And I was trying to find where she was bleeding for And I started to you know

Her head's fine The hunt of her jaw sign And I get to the bottom of her ears And they're both really heavy and they're both just sopping in blood blood pulling out of them so instantly oh shit this is this is where

what's gone down and it was at that moment that I kind of realized the culprit mm-hmm yeah because when you sent the picture I was like first I was shocked by just how much like blood was in the image I was not expecting it and I was like okay what happened then

did one of those hanging plants like fall down and happen to hit her on the head or something that's the only thing I could think of but then you discovered the truth yeah because you know both of her ears had been sliced why are the dangly bits where you know like the very tip of the ear

why are the very tip and it kind of I had that image instantly in my mind of I know a dog that likes biting there when they play fight he does and then yep two perfect slices on either side and I looked over to Argy

and the back of his mouth had blood soaked on it Argy sliced her ears and just genuinely cut them and not just once he did it twice on both ears and they've clearly been going on for some time because the blood was everywhere yeah and of course it was uncomfortable for her

so then she started shaking her head because it's like the only thing you can do which is just forcing all this blood and trauma onto the already injured injury so now it's all like now she's got to go to the vet Yeah, they've healed, but her ear is obviously swalling at the moment.

It's a bit pudgy, not 100%. Yeah, so been awesome. Been awesome, yeah, Argy was completely smug over it, no regrets, no empathy, just a cycle. Yeah, well, I've never had something like that happened before. They've fought over, like, food before, but that's always been, like, with me there, with, like, an obvious instigation of some kind. You know, that makes sense to me. you put some like gross bone down and they fight over it whatever but this I was like well this has never happened before so I haven't like left them alone together I don't know

if he's being all weird I know it's when I was walking him like boisterous dogs like bounding over to me starts freaking out maybe it's something to do with that post-surgery being all sensitive I don't know it's super weird and he went crazy corgi's when they're like challenged or feel threatened in any way they just go ridiculous it doesn't match up to whatever it was so maybe she was like trying to play with him and like squashed him

and then he just snap he gets so angry over being like slightly squashed and it's like sometimes you can't help it because he puts himself in the most stupid situations and then gets angry if you slightly knock him like sitting under desks

he puts himself in the terrible position then you move your foot and he's all like he's a shit stirrer he won't let something rest he's like he wants to create a bit of a scene he wants to create a reason to just over-exert in some way

he's highly manipulative and he's evil and yeah this proves that he's not so like people when you like Alex's photos on Instagram of cute little lagi he's a fucking serial killer he's in a psycho and he hurts for fun.

Don't trust him. But it's this whole thing, the strategy he has that he's formulated over the years, finding the weakest point possible, and then that's all you attack. That's it. So it's nowhere else,

but the tips of her ears getting bitten. It's fucked up. Must be so painful. Yeah, you're strategizing. Yeah. Thinking about it, I reckon it did start off as a play. Yeah, because when he play fights, he often will bite the ears, he always zones in on the ears.

Yeah, so then if they were play fighting and maybe he was already around the ear area, and then she like stands on his tail or something. Yeah. Yeah, but the thing is, if that did happen, surely he tastes blood and know he's hurt her. So how does the other ear get cut in the same place? Because he's gone for that ear. So I don't think it was just a fight. I think it was a full on brawl.

He'd gone back to hurt her repeatedly. He was on the attack. It's really impossible to know because nobody was there to see it. It's lucky I turned up at the time I did because then she could have been even worse. Well, yeah, I'm surprised that when you showed up, you said they were both fairly calm.

Yeah. So, who knows how long they were brawling for? Argy has gone down in the jar books. yeah he's definitely well I've always thought he he was up to no good you know

this just proves it let's do some housekeeping let's clean up some of the the blood the blood left from Argy's ear nibbling some of these conversations from last episode messed up

some messed up debates some messed up concepts being brought to bear born. We never mess up. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm actually going to skip that one. Skip a couple of these.

Why would you tell them you're going to skip it? Just, you know. We're going to skip this one. Sorry, I've got really good subjects today. I'm not going to talk about it. Sorry. Oh, no, I never said it was a good subject. No, I'm saying.

No, I wonder about my subject. I actually bought a subject to today's cast, but, you know, skip that one. We've got a structure nowadays. Skip your subject as well. Finn Cain. Finn Cain. Finn Cain is who's going to start us off here. Yeah.

We were talking about this concept of jar listeners, jar regulars. Stealing our content. Yeah, they steal our memes. And within their own friend groups, take ownership. They say they invented boom, boom, smack, and so on. And then this started a bit of a trend I saw, like in the comments and the feedback, and it got me wondering about it just. just how far this goes

and um yeah fin canes says on the topic of stealing jar memes I brought up the shit challenge in passing with my friends and they loved it so much our group chat is now the shit challengers and they attribute it to me definitely worth the lie

and someone replied to that its hat replied to that saying I told my friends about the same thing but I pretended that the shit challenge was already an existing thing that I was just making them aware of So, uh, that's how it begins. All it takes is for enough people to spread it until one of them actually, like,

is psycho enough to do it for real. And then they... And then they... And then they... Yeah. Yeah, it will spiral at all. No, I want the walk to do. Imagine his shit challenge.

His shit challenge would be one shit. Challenge over. Yeah, do you think when the rock shits, it's like in that South Park episode where Randy's it's just one fucking protein. It's just so fucking... It's enough protein for a normal person. to get gains from the gym. Well, yeah, if you think about it just logically,

even if you think about all the supplements, if he's eating at eight meals by default. I bet he's consuming a lot of caffeine as well. Yeah, yeah. I bet he must be shitting all the time. How does he actually have a family when he's at the gym like 10 hours a day to then film movies?

How the fuck does he exist? He's on the grind. Yeah. They don't actually like parent this. children. Yeah, some underpaid other people. Manny can do it. Wire 2904 says

regarding borrowing from jar memes I sometimes James Baer at my dog while playing with him. That one I'm fine. No, no, everyone does that. It's not a me thing. Everyone does it. No, take credit, copyright it. No, I don't want to. I don't want to be an evil Evil Alex.

Crumbly guy also says from personal experience with stealing jokes to tell my friends, don't give up the lie. It's too late for you. I admitted that I stole my jokes and they were mildly unimpressed. That's all. So they're saying just... Yeah, own it. Just lie.

And it's what we were saying too. Yeah. We were reaffirming. Unless it's anything that I made. Don't steal that. Yeah, for the record, you didn't make the James Bar. Who did? Ooh.

Me. No, because it's... Okay, do with James Bowl then. No, it's an evolution from the SpongeBob Bluff. Which I did... Mockingly. Mockingly of someone else doing the SpongeBob laugh. Well, I'm mockingly of me.

Yeah. But the bar variation is worse. Than the original? Yeah, the original is ten times better. Alex? Sorry, I'm lost. Which is the original? The SpongeBob laugh.

The SpongeBob laugh. But then, because I watched so much SpongeBob as a kid, I'd like do the SpongeBob Bluff. And then they became like an Iwanic thing. It was the Iwanic journey. Yeah, yeah. You deconstructed it into, yeah. Yeah, it's like a deconstructed burger of fucking the SpongeBob laugh.

Yeah. Yeah, but I don't bar anymore. I have never barred. Last year, I've never done it. What are you talking about? No, the bar is I have never barred. No, the bar is a very specific thing.

I haven't done that in the last year. I don't realize there were tears to her rules to her. Yeah, of course there is. But yeah, I've never barred. I'm not a barred. Of course there is. That's not true, though. James still bars.

When's the last time I barred? I'm probably in the car today. No, that was in a bar. That was not a bar. It's an evolution of the bar. Yeah, no, it's an entirely new thing. A lot of your laughs start with a butt. They don't.

That's a bar. That counts. That's your butt. That's different. It would make sense that, like, there's a bar for each arc of me. Each evolution, each new version of me. Okay, what's the current bar? Well, which, what do I do most often, though?

Probably the thing I've done twice this episode. I can recommend you a new. one. Well, I'm not new yet. You can have to wait for new me to come out my rebirth. Well, what's your new one, Alex? I don't know if you need, you need, no, you need one. No, you need one. Oh no, you've got your one. Alex has bear bear bear. I fucking hate that so much. What do you mean you hate that? What do you mean you hate that? Bear bear. I hate it so much. What do you think of like? when you hear that what do you hear me saying bear like the animal like the animal I'm

no I don't yeah I don't hear that so you just hear me saying bear bear yeah that's how it like works in my mind where did it come from is uh um I think like that commenter it is like a dog thing like just going no no you know I remember the story like I like doing that when I'm like walking the dogs. Because they don't understand English. So I like just doing dumb shit like that. You're saying your dogs don't understand English. Yeah, they can't speak English.

They just associate words with certain activities. No, dogs understand English. That's why you train them so they can understand the word. They don't. They don't. Dogs in Spanish speaking countries aren't going to respond to English, but they'll respond to Spanish because they're fucking Spanish. The association of like the word you're saying, right?

Yeah, that's how they understand the language. No, but sit to them doesn't mean sit. They don't like contextualize it within like a Latin foundation. They do. You're underestimating the absolute intelligence of dogs. Bear bear. Yeah. See, there are some I tried to like hide and I thought Bear Bear Bear was one I'd managed to keep.

We clearly not. You haven't tried to hide that at all. What do you mean? No, he has Because on regular jar days Including when we record Alex never goes Bear Bear

Yeah He does it when we're not recording Or when we're not here Because I've overheard When you say hide Do you mean hiding it from like the camera No us as well Well like I know when I'm ready

For a jar meme to Be unleashed Right You better believe I would have There would be a hundred episodes Of Bear Bear if I was ready to unleash it You know Yeah but you've

You've gone off it. You literally said last week that you'd gone off it. Which you mean I said last week I'd gone off? See, I remember a conversation we were having... On the cast? No, not on the cast. Oh, okay. In a game a day or something.

Yeah, game of day. And you said that you're moving on from Bear Bear. Yeah. But I'm just curious in how it sits in your mind in terms of like my usage of it. No, it means... What do you mean? No one else uses it.

No, but like how, like what do you... do you think I'm trying to communicate I don't know I don't speak you I don't know the same thing is like the scream yeah a bit of a hype moment

no no that it's not a hype moment at all you're it's like a full stop I feel like a bear bear um it's good if you're like playing apex or something and you get a good and you go bear

bear no but like your things you can use them in any situation like if you die in apex oh bear bear it's never been used like that though it absolutely has it definitely has yeah because you can do it angrily

see this is the thing with you is that you use phrases and you use not phrases I wouldn't call them phrases not phrases no he says vocalization words Yeah, words as well

He repeats them all the time And then you're so used to it But Alex doesn't realize That we've used to it There's one recently on an episode Where Portiye No, Bousiio

Buccii Yeah, but Bousi I came from Portiye There's always like an etymology to it So like what's your current thing then Because you haven't ever No, because you've stopped doing that There's a new one yeah it was the one I was about to suggest

some of them are too fucked for like even the camera or the money too fuck because it's just too like I know when it's too far and I don't mean too far in terms of the edginess just in terms of like weirdness yeah weirdness

then did you charm media it's a perfect place for it is John Media the media John Media Studios yeah tell me well what's the new one anyway

Yeah, what's your new weird ones? Like, too weird. I want the weedy weird. Well, I've been playing around with this Beguck thing quite a lot. Oh, that's he. Well, fucking goofy. No, more like a chicken going, oh no, you have been doing that for a bit.

Yeah, I've been experimenting with that. But you hadn't twigged onto that one yet. It's weird. No, because the second you say that, it's like a flashback moment. You just ignored it every time before. Yeah, it's like, it's like the would you come like it. Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh my God,

he's said this so many fucking times. Like, every time I've seen him. No, but here's a thing. Whenever he says it once, I've already become used to it. I've accepted that it's going to become a thing. So I'm like, just, I don't even notice it the moment you start.

Yeah, there's some good ones recently. If you, you don't have any. What, any ticks. Like, weird things you do. You don't, you just don't like it's so like noises and words you kind of don't take under your wing what and you do yeah bear bear you don't bear you don't always the best when james

does it yeah when james acknowledged a boozy eye whatever the fuck it's like one the best moments of my life no we've got a group one a group one what fucking gone Yeah, and I coined that. You did. That kind of is your thing, but we all do it. But that's a gamer thing, bro. That is a bit of a gamer thing. Fucking go.

What's fucking go! Anyway, yeah. Where were we there? There were a couple more here. There are some good ones for housekeeping in this episode, like Ovindal, who says, The cast never fails to make me think, how the fuck are they arguing about such a stupid topic was so long, while still keeping me on the edge of my seat with the counter.

to points and arguments. The bomb about office chair wheels that James dropped made me punch through my monitor in response to this euphiphany. What do you mean? What? Sorry. No. So thanks, Jha. Now I don't have an epic two monitor game a setup

disliked and subscribe with notifications on. How? He's implying that that made him angry. Wheels on a chair are still wheels because they carry a vehicle that on an axle. So I interpret it more as that he saw it as such a good point

he was like yeah and like just I hope so yeah I hope so you're still wrong about that there I'm actually not wrong there's more wheels

how many wheels do you own four I own more than four you're biased Alex agrees it's doors it's not doors Georgie left one saying no cap

I see a very similar plant with a golden gorilla except it's its whole body, not just head, and was like, oh shit, that's some fire, to be honest, last shit. But obviously not being 60, it's a good idea not to buy that. Anyway, you mentioned yours one minute after I was leaving. I'll be back for it, don't worry.

Well, we've got a new one that's joined the... There is a new one, actually. There's a new one. You got on Wednesday. Yeah. Every time. I'm in one of these big supermarkets, there is some kind of gift. for me in the plant art

the same the same because I went back to where the leopard like the same place on the shelf where the leopard was and what was waiting for me there but the fake aloe vera face pot thing

there's a new one are you supposed to take the fake one out and put a real one in no I think that's how no you're supposed to display the fake one because you can't like with the leopard one you can't actually

take it out it's like glued together nothing each individual's stone is glued to it so you don't even have a choice otherwise I would put something real in there you know right final comment here for this segment from

Robin Davda why the fuck is Alex saying mullet like mulla corner I guess most people say mullet mullet I prefer mulay actually yeah that's way better

a muley a muley Yeah, go to the barber and ask for a moulet. Give me a trendy mulee, will you, my friend? Well, um, I'll tell you what? James coming to that murder scene Bloodbath was kind of like him playing a detective. Like a certain DC hero? We should probably mention it

Yeah, I saw Batman yesterday Jim saw The Batman I've seen The Batman Um Here's a question If you were going up to the ticket guy And you were like One ticket for

Would you say The Batman or Batman? I'd say The new Joker movie One for Joker 2 please No but that's a genuine question would you say the Batman or Batman? It depends. I don't want to always be the guy that says the title verbatim.

Yeah. You know? Because I said Batman. I didn't say the Batman. Yeah, I'd be like, yeah, one for that Batman movie. Damn. To act like you're like mega excited. Yeah, yeah.

One ticket to that out, what was it? Batman? Yeah, which here? was it again which one of these but yeah three hours long detective

I'll tell you what I reckon as far as three hour long movies go it's like the shortest feeling three hour movie it's not bad there are a couple points

where I felt the time but I literally never did really yeah it was a three hour movie I've never not pissed in a movie longer than like two hours I never don't piss

But this time I didn't piss the whole time And after I mean this is probably totally irrelevant Because afterwards I didn't even piss Damn you're that hyped on it It stopped you from me to piss for a few days Maybe it made me sweat loads or something I was so engaged

I was sweating like crazy Yeah So I didn't need to pee I sweated it all out Yeah I don't know how much to delve into On the cast right now I don't know if I necessarily

want it to suddenly become an hour long Batman thing because I feel like it could easily be that right now I've probably got a fair amount to say on the matter but I do really enjoy it and I'd be down for like a solid trilogy of these kind of movies this kind of tone especially if it is like a kind of continuous story that builds on itself um honestly the thing for me I wanted the most from it was for it to try and just escape the dark night. Yeah.

You know? That's kind of the comparison point, the high point of cinematic Batman. Who would you say? Tim Burton? Oh, sorry, Ben Affleck, I guess.

Lego Batman. That's what you meant. Okay. I think I prefer it. You prefer it? To the dark night. Overall, here's the thing where I'm caught up on, because I think, like, stylistically, in terms of capturing, like,

the things I like about the comic pages of a Batman comic, the moodiness, the darkness, using the lighting and shadows and silhouette and stuff. Yeah. Don't get that as much from the Nolan trilogy, but what you get much more is kind of the... I hate to use it, because I use it ironically so much, but like the, the kind of epic scale, the, the crescendoing, building, escalating story that, like, I love the way the Dark Night concludes how, like, how small scale it, it doesn't need to, like, go ridiculous and bombastic at the end in ways that, like, are kind of more comic book. Yeah, yeah, it has the stakes high without it being overly bombastic. like without spoiling anything in the Batman I guess like the the riddler was the thing

I wasn't the most hype on because it was the thing that reminded me the most about the dark night you with your interrogation scenes with your like leaving messages on the news sort of type stuff that was way more familiar for me as much as I enjoyed what that character like what he instigates what that brings out of like Bruce and Batman and how calm is it out the tangled like mess the China kind of like detective story at the core of it and especially the all the like LAPD working with Gordon stuff that I really like that that's cool yeah yeah I was really surprised by the the Gordon stuff specifically because it really felt no whereas in this it really reminded me

of um the relationship with Gordon and Batman from the Arkham games yeah and because I've never read like Batman comics but also the relationship from the animated show yeah it was taking taking inspiration from all the right sources for the most part because it did have the like dart night in there did have the Arkham just like the suit design and the way like the the brutality of the like fist fights and everything i like the the edginess of a this kind deranged take on on brucey where he's kind of he's like uh he's only comes out a night and you like wears sunglasses during the day no i i i actually really like those details because i i've i've seen a few other reviews and the main criticism is like the lack of

bruce wayne being like a separate character from batman but i i i really like the way he is like yeah he's fully encompassed the the Batman yeah I thought that was kind of cool like playing with that it's like the the superhero trope of the balancing the two lives and in this

interpretation like it's cool how I mean it's like classic it's just part of Batman but he uses the Bruce Wayne like persona just to yeah the forward his other side like the detective side yeah that's like the one scene

Bruce Wayne is in yeah And he's not there to be Bruce Wayne, he's just there to, out of interest to forward, to mystery plot stuff. Yeah, to solve the puzzle, whatever. Yeah, I thought, I think the reason I like it so much is because it focuses on Batman so much as a character. Whereas I feel like thinking about like Batman begins and stuff and the original Batman, they never really focus on the character. it on him learning something you know yeah it's normally just like origin story and then he's just Batman and he never changes yeah yeah I'm with you I definitely put it up there um I just think

overall as a movie probably the dark night is a bit stronger um yeah I find it hard to say when it's like when, because I prefer the Batman which surely should mean it's the better movie. I think it's more complicated than that because it's not as simple as there's just

the different interpretations of different strengths and weaknesses. I think I'd recommend the Dark Knight to more people. Yeah. I could say that but everyone was talking about how like dark the movie is and it's like a real selling point for the movie. It's like dark, edgy

Batman. Super, super dark. Yeah. I don't think it's as edgy as I think they advertised it to be more edgy than it is. Like it's edgy, but it's it does that thing where it goes so

edgy that it's not as edgy. You're saying the Batman does that? Yeah. Really? Yeah, because it's I'd say it's, it's, it's much more comic booky than the Dark Night trilogy because the Dark Night

the main thing I don't like about these movies was that it was always like this is kind of like a more realistic take on Batman and that shit especially in that era was just getting super boring. It was kind of what started that trend of like taking something like deep for you

just like ground it yeah that's lame it's a guy who dresses up as a bat with gadgets and stuff yeah that's the thing though it's like it's easy to now and it's like often what happens once a movie like as like popular as

landscape changing and you know like something like the dark night now we have like nearly 20 years on it now we're sick of all the trends that started we're sick of all the kind of silly stuff the stuff that's been memed for years

and years the bail voice kind of awkwardness of some of the stuff because every scene has been picked apart and analysed like Whereas this is like, no, it's fresh. It's like a new take. I'm still holding off a little bit to see how it holds up on how it flows on a second watch. Because just with that runtime. I'm kind of tempted to see it in the cinema again.

Yeah, yeah. The last thing I'll say on it is one of my favorite scenes is just the opening where it's establishing Gotham. It's just mood building. It's just using the score. and the visuals and just the visual storytelling with that narration and I love like exploring the the core concept of the character the whole fear angle and using that and seeing like how it's how it's seeping through the city but then how that comes

into play like throughout the whole movie yeah it's the end and then how like you see the inverse in quite a good scene like without spoiling anything where it's like taking that concept and seeing how it can be spun on its head and used in the inverse way which is cool. There's the my favorite bit is a point

really towards the M which I won't go into detail about because it's kind of spoilers but it's just something simple that Batman does that you don't I can't think of a time where he's ever done it in a movie before okay

and it just shows like a part of the character that has always been essential to him to me especially loving the character as a kid that I didn't realize that I really wanted to see yeah just seeing him like save a few people is quite nice as well yeah

yeah no that's yeah I won't speak more on it yeah we'll just go into spoilers but you enjoyed it you recommend it yeah I thought it was fucking awesome yeah do you think you'll watch it James when it comes out oh yeah no I do want to watch it um I do not like Batman because of the Dark Knight trilogy I like like I'm just it's time to piss people off so I love I love Arkham um played Arkham Asylum quite a few times

loved Darkham asylum have never played any of the other games after it but I love the Arkham way adaption of Batman and I've obviously seen all the Arkham movies never watched any of the Ben Affleck of Batman's because... Did you mean the Nolan trilogy when you said? And obviously I want to see this Batman because the edginess is instantly appealing. It's like what I want to see from Batman.

And I... Over the years, and on a few be watches of the Nolan trilogy, they're not good. They're really not good. I think they're so clean that they have absolutely no, like style and what do you mean by clean it's like when you watch certain movies

it's like on a replay on a we watch you notice smaller things and you it's kind of a new experience looking at in a different way but I never found that with the Nolan trilogy because it was just like so perfect it's almost like when something's so good it becomes bad I don't think any people are gonna get that what I mean there but there's something about it that just looks a little bit odd now I'd say there's some things about it that have aged more um i don't know if it's aged though i don't think it's a thing with age it's more like creative decisions yeah it's creative decisions yeah like like having batman in broad daylight fight like fist fighting cops in the in the third one i mean

the third one is like it's not even worth talking about for me but it's like i tried to watch the dark night again a few years ago see that's that's the one where i feel like it's just timeless and i think it's a really good movie but but I don't think it's all that Batman-y. And I think it's because of his rendition of Gotham. Yeah, I guess it depends so plain. Yeah, it's just like an amalgamation of American cities. It's just like a normal place.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's lame. And I like the Dark Night, but I can't we watch it. I think it's utterly fucking boring. I tried to watch it. Is it one of those movies, though, where when you were younger,

you watched it over and over? No. I watched it once. that's it it's all I've watched I tried to watch it again and I got bored and instantly did other things

I think it is it's unfortunate it's falling into that place where it's like yeah it's old enough now it's like getting out of the like cool zone

you know I don't think it's going out of the cool because it's always been like just cool he fledger's Joker is fucking timeless and it's always going to be

the best Joker no fucking question but memes have damaged it yeah means have damaged it for sure I was going to say, but we forget things that, like, two faces in that movie as well. It's, like, the Joker's in it, and is awesome, but there's also, like, an amazing adaptation of that character in there, too. I think the dialogue is really fucking good and memorable.

Yeah. And that's been, like, memed a bunch in that kind of way where it's just, it's just in pop culture, like, just cemented in. there's little things in the Nolan trilogy though that are just like like at the end of Batman Begins Razal Ghul is on the train thing and he's like

you can't kill me and Batman's like no I won't kill you but I ain't going to save you I'm like well I mean yeah I was never a big Batman Begins guy that much but in the Dark Night as well Batman just pushes a gut of Tooface off

a building and kills it but it also has Bruce it's a part of his character that you won't kill unless he just changes his mind sometimes

yeah yeah it's definitely like a Nolan thing to have to be super ambitious and have loads going on and you know I think it mostly works there still yeah for sure

like they're great movies well the Dark Night is amazing but it's just not that it doesn't give me the Batman hit that I want it's like when I want super hero movies and I'm not a fan of super mirror movies we know this

remember the fucking Marvel era of Jar era it's not it's not finish yet no we had that era we had that era we had the original Marvel era and yeah I did not like that at all but when I want something a superhero movie I'd much while watch the first phase of Marvel than I would the Dark Knight or the Dark Night. It's fucking crazy, bro.

That's insane thing. Because I find it... The first phase of Marvel, yes. Captain America won. Yes. Thor one. Yes. Iron Man two. I'm man two.

Yes. That's that's it. That's it. Cancel James on that sentence alone. But I can't watch the Dark Night again. I find it so fucking boring. Like first watch, gripping. Best experience. It's not a movie that has replayability

And that's a valid criticism for a movie The Lord of Rings is incredible Because you can watch it so many fucking times And it's incredible every time But like That's why that's movies a 10 out 10 It can't It 100% has to have repelability

Every movie does Mad Max, same thing How many times have you seen Mad Max? I'd argue Mad Max is the most replayable movie That factors into how good it is as a movie The chase scene in Batman gave me Mad Max vibes That's one of the reasons why I want to watch it In the Batman, yeah

It's genuinely such a good car chase scene Yeah, it's cool It's like heat You haven't seen heat yet Go watch heat Go watch heat because it is the same time as Batman And it's another movie But when you said that you weren't bored

In the whole three hours That's heat to me Same thing, three hours I don't feel like I could watch heat again and that movie's fucking incredible just because it is that kind of movie Yeah But yeah, edgy take

Dark Night a bit poo-poo Yeah I don't know We'll see how things settled When was the last time you watched Dark Night A couple years ago Have you tried? Not less Try we watching it

And I know that It doesn't hit the same It really doesn't hit the same I remember feeling a similar way to you until re-watching it I was just like no this movie is because I got to the point in it was I think I got to a point when it's this is the it's the sort of the whole scene of he's on the bike and the joke is like I don't know what else to describe it as but you know the scene yeah hit me the bug scene yeah yeah I was just like crazy sequence

yeah I was fucking bored up my mind I just did something else something far more enjoyable and it was just on in the background just cannot care so many good scenes in that movie when he goes to China all the scarecrow is in the mirror or whatever the skit

sorry the all the Batman at the beginning I do wish in the Nolan trilogy that they used Sillion more they used Scarecrow because he's in small chunks he was in the background to the whole Rache thing yeah

he should have been used more because he was very good but yeah maybe Matt Reeves for his other Batman movies could do a scarecrow thing because there's more you can do with the figure it's like so it's just it's mysterious it's an invitation to just do whatever yeah yeah i do think is he's got like the perfect the perfect aesthetic going uh-huh for a scarecrow story every 100 is there

been any confirmation that there will be a follow-up to this batman it's basically just gonna happen i'd be shocked if i didn't yeah it's doing crazy well everyone's enjoying it, talking about it, critically doing well, I don't know why they wouldn't. Yeah, but it's always like, is it a lightning and a bottle moment? Is this just one movie, it's going to be incredible, but it loses its charm

once you repeat it? It depends on their approach, I guess, because the framework was like seven and zodiac and these kind of procedural murder mystery type things. They kind of keep that sort of frame, and they're

like government corruption stuff. keeping him a detective Yeah The thing is that That works so well For the riddler Yeah Because he's literally the Zodiac Killer

He's doing riddles Yeah No no Batman He does riddles It's just fun Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah We'll catch you

On the second Half of this episode Beg Begook Beg Bha Bha Bha

I forgot What he even was Alien race of superior beings Oh Jesus, I'm upside down in problems Yippie Oh no, just Alex is upside down What a nightmare Don't worry Alex will flip you back

No it's cool No nostalgia is like the trend We can just remake the same episode Until we should we do an episode Where I'm lying on the ground from a different angle Oh yeah No No let's have James lying down

Yes I can't be a little bit Yeah, a little bit. Every now and again, a little toot-toot. Yeah. Should we do the, um, a variation of the shit challenge where we all shit ourselves and record an episode just in stench? Just like, we're all sats in our own shit.

No, no thank you. That would be funny, wouldn't it? Yes, the viewers are really going to see our stinks, our stench. Yeah. I was trying to think of some frame. or it's like one of us shits ourselves and the other two have to guess oh who who the other who's shit yeah who's the phantom shitter no because that would be so easy that doesn't make sense one of us sit ourselves shits ourselves and the two others have to guess if you've got

asked the two others to guess who shit themselves it's obviously going to be you see yourself because you're asking well no you don't you yes so everyone would have to guess so everyone would have to guess you write down your answer that put them in a pool and then see what's what. Yeah, so everyone has to play because if only two people play it, it's obvious. Let's play right now then, shit this off.

Oh, Jesus. Was that you, Alex? I've got a bit of pastrable. I was about to ask you the same. Hmm. Whoever smelt it dealt it, they do so. Whoever rhymed. Deled daily crime.

Whoever rhymed, cooked with time. T-H-Y-M-E. oh fuck time we've all got time yes bring it all back let's just do it all again let's just start from number one and reset we should reset the cast

yeah good afternoon morning evening on our ladies and gentlemen this is the the first half of the show where we answer questions the Reddit users I am I am your host James I'm a new YouTube creator

and I'm joined here by E-H-I and Jamie Yeah, we're just going to run down a few of the old classics. Pussy. Pussy, pussy. Do who we are. Nice.

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Critic. Oh, fuck this shit. This is a Jammer to podcast. This is the second half of the show. We bring you shit every week. We fill your screen with dog shit. And you continue to watch us. Welcome fucking back.

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As I feel the JAR Boys in the UK JAR audience has very similar childhoods. Were there any classic UK kids game shows you always wanted to appear on? I remember wanting to be on Jungle Run as a child, the show where kids would fight against adults in monkey costumes for a Game Boy Advance. I agree with that one.

That's like the only one, Jungle Run. Jungle Run was intense. It's not as scary as Raven. Raven, yeah, Raven, that shit was cool. Because you'd always watch the kids doing the, like, death run and be like, why are you failing there? So you remember, they literally had, like,

hooded evil do-ers that when you failed the game, they would just kidnap you and you'd never see you. No, that's why they had to stop the show because kids were just disappearing. Too many kids lost to Raven. Yeah. You know, they rebooted it. Really?

There's a Raven reboot. Nah, you can't reboot Raven without the guy. Yeah, they recast the guy. Yeah, you can't. Someone else now. He was Raven. Yeah, quote the Raven. Yeah.

BBC. I never watched kids game shows as a kid. My kid's game show I'd like to go on is... No, your answer is to Takeshi's Castle. That's what you want is going on. Yeah. That is... Still do.

yeah i'd love to do kateka to katekha you know yeah because the stupid like british version with richard hammond he did the total wipeout you mean total wipeout yeah yeah fuck that that that's shit lame yeah that's fuck that awful tkashi's castle there yeah actually insanely difficult yeah and dangerous it looked like people were suffering for the chance i don't even know what the reward was to meet takeshi well to get destroyed by takeshi and that impossible last game. Yeah, you just crouch in front of him and he just cuts your head off

and that's how you win. That's what winning Takeshi's Castle is. It's honour. It's all for honour. I got to say, though, the one thing I don't like about Takeshi's Castle is that really unfair boat game at the end. Yeah, that's the one I'm talking about. Yeah, that's so

fucked up. It's impossible. That's what I mean. Like, why are they even playing? Because you know you're going to get there and you know you're going to lose. Yeah, even if you get to the boat. Because you're fighting to make it there and to win all those matches other people have to lose but by the time you get to the end you're not going to have enough people yeah they've all lost that you've won off their bodies you use their bodies to climb to the

finish but you need their bodies to win for those who are confused this what we're talking about go on youtube search to Keshe's castle watch some clips you'll learn yeah fast the hard way one of the show I want to shout out there was bamzuki I was kind of a bamzuki fan I wanted to go on the show because the whole premise was that it was like kids used like software

to design these robots that would like fight within software or something it was very rudimentary no it was kind of like virtual robot wars with like super early

like old as fuck like software like 3D software we'd like fight each other and shit I don't remember this at all robot wars really don't remember Bamzuki no

I remember, Robot Wars. I remember, like, the books and shit. Yeah, it was, like, cool, but shit. Well, it was because it was, it was an offshoot from the, like, the wrestling fad from the 90s, right? It was, like, how do we make this cooler and mechanical? But they'd always have, like, the same ones fight. Yeah, exactly. Like, taking the whole, like, some different wrestlers, their personalities.

Well, because you were meant to, like, attach yourself to the one that had, like, the scoop that would flip. Every kid loved the scooper Because it's just like You sit there and you see it going Flippem Robot Wars So yeah Shout out to Robot Wars as well

That one's less That was never one that I wanted to go on though Because it's like I've no technical It was no It was just the thing that you'd watch for like five minutes Before switching to something else Yeah No

No no No you're forgetting the old way But it's not like YouTube videos now Where they cut out all the trash It was like in half our episode, how much of that was an actual robot war? For real.

Oh, yeah, true. So you might watch a single robot war. You've got to watch all these interviews with these, like, twirpy, 14-year-olds, like, yeah, if you went out. I'd sign this rival of a big drill to try and beat the flipper. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Huh, how about

this one from a chest spin 321? Hi, Jow. Have you ever had teachers use really bizarre examples in order to attempt to motivate the students. For instance, I remember my maths teacher using some example about Will Smith getting the role of the fresh prince of Bel Air

even though he wasn't actually an actor in order to motivate us to do well in our maths exams. That's weird because I remember teachers, maybe teacher, at least one teacher pulling out that Will Smith fact. It must just be around, like teachers say, oh, I heard a good one about Will Smith you can use in the classroom.

Yeah, well, I reckon it's the type of stuff they teach teachers when they get their master's degree. Yeah, they're just like, these are the facts you need to motivate the kids. Yeah, these are the same like three things you need to say all the time that all teachers say for some reason. But we've done the psychology it works. It makes people smarter. See, it doesn't right now because all you need to do is creatine. Just bring creatine and get them fucking going. Yeah, yeah.

Just say you're not getting your creatine unless you get at least a high business. Day one of being a teacher, do they take you into the surgery and install an eye in the back of your head? Yeah. That's where it begins. Yeah, teachers are like cyborgs. They're the first line of defense. Against what? Or attack.

Yeah, attack. Three eyes. Will Smith. Will Smith. Will Smith. Do your tests well. All your life's over. Yeah.

Um C Rook says Roll play scenario James's car is transported into the world of Family Guy while James is driving Alex and Jim are also in the car

As you try to figure out what is going on James runs over Brian killing him You need to role play figuring out what's going on as you are transported and what your reactions are

after Brian is hit We can we can do that i'm willing to do this in earnest but i understand if you guys aren't i can do it in earnest i'm willing to use this i've i've got a flaw with the role play why this actually almost happened to us the other day well yeah it's what i was gonna fucking happen oh yeah a dog a random dog just like ran into the middle of the it was running on on the on the opposite road like just running along yeah did it come out of a bush or something i couldn't probably see it it was it was like running on the side of the road and then it came on to the road and i didn't

It was ready running on the road. Because we couldn't see it because the light. So it was ready just in the dark place. Yeah, we were coming up like round a bend. No owner in sight. Yeah, black dog. So I instantly just fucking threw it. Try to get the car to block the path so the on-kind vehicles aren't going to kill it.

No, but then fate. No, but then the dog kept wanting. It looked like me straight in the eye and then just kept running. And the people behind me putting hazards on. I think some of them stopped. And obviously, because the dogs now run away, I can't keep the car because that's dangerous. So I moved it and then

coming along was a fucking ambulance with blues and twos Yeah And it's just like It was like No fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

It was like one of those Oh my god Yeah I'm so powerless in this moment To do anything from Because if the dog Did slow down a lot I would have got out

And actually tried to stop it And get it off the road But it just kept running at the speed And it's dangerous to stay So we had to make the decision To drive off Don't know what the people Did behind us

Yeah But as soon as I saw that ambulance It was like shit he'd dual carriageway, so like, yeah, fuck. Because if it was a normal vehicle, they would have stopped if my car was stepped there, but it was a blues and twos ambulance. I could not, I had to move.

Yeah. But on the way back, I didn't see any signs of a collision. I didn't see any, because obviously when you hit an animal, normally there's going to be something on the road to show that animals didn't hit. There was nothing there, so I think the dog's okay. But I did what I can to make sure it was. Loads of people behind a stop,

so hopefully one of them grabbed it. Yeah. This is why I say it, though, because James wouldn't have hit Brian. Oh no, it'd be like this. Oh, fuck, guys, you've just been telling him. Brian! You would have dodged Brian and hit Stewie. No, I'd have hit Byron.

Actually, no, I would have hit Stewie. Yeah. Yeah. So you're saying, we're going at, like, let's say, 100. And, like, we hit a cartoon dog, and you immediately know it's Brian. Yeah, fuck, yeah. No, you start going to dodge Then you're like, oh wait, that's Brian

Turn back into it once you know it's Brian Yeah, because it's like completing the time loop Any other dog you would dodge Yeah But Brian, you're like Mate, I can identify a pheasant running out on my car At 100 miles an hour If I was instantly teleported

Onto that road around that corner At 100, I know it's Brian And Ryan's getting... That's it. I'd make sure to hit the weak point as well Stick'em up as a crazy one. Super controversial. I apologize for bringing Ruben up, but it's relevant. As he was one of the biggest Ops to those old embarrassing videos being released.

Has the likelihood gone up at all? If Jaros taught us anything accepting and facing past mistakes is most certainly one of them. I can break the trees in just one punch the carpenter mod, here's the quote. To be honest, the fact, sorry, someone replied to this saying, to be honest, the fact who's basically left Jar means it's probably even less, likely those videos would ever be uploaded I highly doubt the jar boys would ever make public videos containing Rubin

as a child without his consent especially if he'd previously actively stated he didn't want them shown um so it's kind of answered in the reply there but yeah also I don't think you ever want them going out of you no Alex is no Alex is cringy not the cringiest

in the videos but posting them up would not do that's just not cool to just completely ignore someone's wishes is not cool yeah because now it would just be interpreted as like a slight anyway yeah we'd just be trying to wet one up him

and it's like no no so those videos will probably never be up and that's fine I was fine with them never being up it's like it annoys me I'm really I've got a lot of beef the fact that all my embarrassing cringe has been open but your embarrassing cringe was never as cringes that video I don't know that cringe blows everything anything else. Yeah, no. It's a bit.

Like the carpenter mod when you get to tree and just one punch. I don't know how. That video was like late era as well. We'd done so much cringe up to that point and we somehow up the ante. So what was cringier than that? I can't think of anything cringier than that one. There isn't. There really isn't.

Yeah, there simply isn't. That is the one. Yeah, because I feel like after that we shifted into high gear and started just laying out fucking sick videos when was the double step park or was it oh it was up dubstep was before

dubstep was one of the first no way was dubstep pop no no how did you make a bang it so good so early no the the real bops came out after in my opinion but what was the bops the ones that utilised like sound effects

and shit like the whole videos were bad but they had little golden nuggets in like the Batman one yeah classic don't ride the Batman one that one had Rubin and Matt in it as well and James

and you James was killer crock wasn't he yeah he's the hoodie with the crocodile in it and he zipped it all the way yeah now doveset parkour

no my favourite my favourite one is dobstop Parkour too it's so that's cringe Dubstep Parkour too was cringe because we really tried with it Well we didn't No we did

No we did we spent so long trying to rehearse and shit And we should do this no let's do from this angle We fucking tried that I remember that No the majority of the time was trying to get Alex's iPod out The stack of fences Because it's like what it Because my memory of that ear was just

Dubstep Parkour and then the unboxing videos which they are the crown jewel they are the assassin's creed one is the peak of yeah

of creativity just unboxing videos on YouTube are just mm-hmm you know James just what's the word

improv improv improv James because that it is it's like a good because if we like looking back at it now

it's like a perfect encapsulation of like early jar energy because It is just completely info of it. It is just completely fucking weird. And it's just like the start, the start, the fire started there. And it's kind of led to this.

Yeah. I should watch these videos again. Because I've accepted that cringe. I find them funny. They are funny. They're awesome. No, dubstep parkour I can't watch. It makes me feel sick.

Yeah. Really? Why? Well, I don't know if I associate it with James dropping a fence on my head. Oh, right. No, this is right, your memory is wrong because I dropped the fence on you in DoSet Park or 2. No.

I did because it was the fences and they were all stacked up. No, not the ones that were stacked up. They're in the video. Trust me, I remember this. They're in the video. Alex, like, jumps and then jumps off these two fences that are laying against this, like, hill of mud. Okay, I did you drop that on your head.

Yeah, I was lying on one of the fences. Like, we weren't even recording it. Like, why the fuck did we do it? Why were we laying under fences? It was one of those things that I guess one of you thought was like a good idea in the moment. Yeah, like it'll be funny if you like drop this over. It was like completely misjudged and just...

Yeah, and just smack me on the head. No, that video makes me sick. And I just remember because it's in your I-achee video is you use a clips from that. From Dovstep Parkour? Yeah, and it's quengy. It's just like, oh, now a lot of people are seeing them. Yeah, it's not.

Live as well. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, there's a couple live ones, yeah. Thinking about it makes me feel sick. Yeah. Because I got that hoodie in. I'm doing that stupid chap voice. Oh, yeah.

And it's all the slow-mo as well. Alex's editing phase is the slow-mo. The slow-mo makes me, like, I don't know, it just makes me feel sick. The part where James is, like, lying on that thing going, ah. Ah, yeah. You, like, slow it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It makes me feel horrible. I hate it so much. So what you're describing is fucking effective artwork, my friend. Yeah, yeah, it's pungent. It's an art house movie. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, indie jar. Indie jarling.

Ooh. And I imagine all the unboxing me shows alive as well. Not all of them, I don't think. How many did we do? We did Assassins' Creed. There are a few re-uploads because some were like the same video but re-uploaded like with Call of Duty music in the background and an intro or something like, you know, just to farm a few views. I should remember that for the moment with her two. Oh no, what we did.

Oh no, the funny thing we did is we did the cod one and then a year later we edited the cod of that gear's intro into the video and just the same video uploaded it. Every year I'd change the title of one. To just be whatever the new cod title was. Just piss people off, yeah. God, we were funny. But yeah, this is what, when we're always talking about, like, trolling and messing with people,

this is the type of, this is the shit we're saying, you know? Yeah, harmless. Yeah, harmless. Where it's like, the comments were like, what?

This isn't, this is obviously not a real call of duty copy. You don't have the new one yet. Elite put it into the Xbox and prove that it's the real one. Nowadays, Choling is like doxing someone who says something online to dream or something. Bulls love a 69. Let's spot this guy.

Simple ambassador has this to say. Listen to every album in Maroon 5's discography and rank them. No. What really? I thought you... I got him. don't like that one James loves that song

It's one of those songs Where every like British person Has it stuck in the head All the time It's his whole life What was the I swear there was like A plot lines

No no no no That song there was a I've got them A moves like And someone had like Done a cringy cover of it And they'd like change Strike a Jagger

Oh that's another fucking video Oh god That was a bad video No that was a seminal video that that started james off as the star do you know what people don't realize how much i got fucking bullied in school because of those videos well that one in particular the swagger jagger

yeah why but everyone loves share lloyd that one in particular I got oh no because you had a dark spot on your jeans by the crotch yeah so it was a

Piss-pice triple James What even was the question? Would you... No. Meroom 5? Oh, yes. Okay. We got another artist.

We've got to do that for first. Hmm? A certain, um, ID. Imagine dragons. Oh shit. Fuck. okay let's do two more here

I couldn't find that Reddit one but basically I'll quickly adjust that now then what I remember of it anyway apparently they're they're shift gradually shifting Reddit into being more algorithm led to try and encourage

more user interaction so it's going to be more and more of this apparently more and more clashing well we've already got the algorithm sort of there then yeah we're already wedged into a FNAF algorithm, we're good. Yeah, good.

That was a fucking 6,000 IQ play. Yeah. And it's not even one we made. Yeah, well, we just got them to do it. Enormous Iseratic has a good one for us.

On the count of three, each char member should blurt out a celebrity's name at random. Okay? Yep. So I'll count to three. So three, two, one.

No, no, no, no. Fuck. I was trying to. explain like we know how it works no no no you got to explain the three to one rules because yes three two one people saying it on the one half people i'm saying three to one go so on the go is when you say this how do you say the the thing on the go when i would say go instead of saying go i'll say the celebrity name yeah so it's just three to one then we say it yeah okay so you're not saying gay three fuck okay okay

Go. Wait, no, I've got to think of celebrity. Well, no, that's not the point. You blurt it out. Yeah, that's literally it goes against. Okay. Three, two, one. Billy Nelson.

Marlon Brando. Who did you say, Billy May? You said the first thing that goes in my mind. Does that count? Because you said Marlon Brando. You said, the rock? I said, Dwayne Johnson. Okay.

Well, then. next part was then come up with a movie plot that includes each of them to dominate the box office well wedy they're don't a marlon rando and the wok alone that's dominant in the market the movie yeah the plot can be about like um it can be like that michael bay movie with the rock apart from it's about crackhead tv sellers uh i'm thinking yeah you have billy mays be the like he's the nice guy who's like whipped into the the the rocks like crazy life you know

what is the rock he's a cop he's the main guy he's the main guy he has to be like a good guy right yeah but he's like a bad boy cop he's like a good guy that'll always do the right thing

but sometimes he's just got a better yeah yeah yeah you know only just a little bit contractually just enough to keep in the good books yeah like he's never morally wrong in any sense Marlon Brando can play

Billy May's brother he's a chameleon he can do anything so a literal chameleon no I'm saying his acting ability he's like

he can become so he's kind of the bridge between the rock and Billy Mayes like he's the yeah the good guy who's in the world

of the rock who's the bad boy cop because yeah having Billy May's having Marlon Brando to bounce off I feel like could improve

his performance Yeah Yeah What's the question again? What's the plot? What's the inciting incident? Ooh There's like a mix up with Billy May's

Like cleaning products And it's like mixed up in the suitcase So is Billy May's playing himself? Yeah Okay Yeah Yeah he gets the wrong suitcase From the airport

And his is full of like crack instead of cleaning powder he's selling it's fucking stuff full of lean yeah he's got so much lean he's got so much lean he's

and with the album Marlon Brando starts selling it um yeah and the whole time the rock is on his case he's trying to take down

billy mate his drug business his drug ring his lean ring what's so Marlon Brando's the fence the lean fence Marlon Brando is helping

Billy May sell lean and the rock is on the case trying to catch him at all cost or maybe the rock should be there's stuff there's details we can work out yeah that's a good like foundation that's enough to get the hundred million dollars

to the budget that is needed we're just saying the rock you don't have to get 600 million oh yeah he's taking 80 of that yeah right we uh we got the final we got the final james we got the vinyl

the vinyl we got the vinyl we got the vinyl uh better cancer loop 19 is going to finish us off here yeah question for james how do you feel about the old american land yachts such as cadillacs and lincolns i own a 94 cadillac de ville and personally love the smooth ride and look of these vehicles slam it make it scrape all the time it gets cooler

that big cars are cool my car's big big cars are cool land yachts yeah boxes big boxes yachts the yacht club vehicle you definitely feel like safe

yeah no you feel like a boss you feel like you fucking want shit Yeah. Like a boughs. Because you drive it a certain way. You know, your hand is always on the top of the steering wheel. And you always laid back. And you just kind of, just chill.

Smoking some lean. Yeah. No, you're thinking. Pilly Maze's fucking lean, fresh. Right. Land yacht Surf that land yacht Baby

You don't surf a fucking yacht Should we buy a yacht? Yeah Just has recorded With episodes on a yacht No let's get a boat A dingy Like a

Like the boat from um Jaws No can we not get one of those boats From like Asia Because there's They get these tiny little wooden boats

and they put the fucking hugest most powerful engines on and they just fucking huge no little little house boat

thing with like a table in it and you can play poker like a fisherman's boat you can see if we could borrow Bezos

yeah his boat he's probably got a spare one no why don't we buy a dingy how are you going to play poker

on a dingy well if we were really fucking adventurous get a dingy take it on the river to fucking Thames.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You want to take a dinghy on the Thames, bro? How do you think we're going to get there? We've got to start here. Yeah, via Chippinam. Go in the Chippinam way, down the river. The Thames. Yeah, we're going to get there eventually.

You will get there and it's fucking sink. Why will we sink? The Thames is fucking... The Thames is serious shit, bro. Yeah? We'll bring a spare dinghy or something. Oh, we inflate it while we're sinking. Yeah, just, what you need to do is get two breaths in

and it's not going to sink because they're in rubber. No, the Thames, bro, you're going to get mullered. And then you'll take in the poo water and you'll get disease and die. Well, yeah. That would probably happen either way. No, we should just ride the dinghy. wherever we end up. Why don't we jet ski the Thames?

That would be even worse, going fast over those bumps. Would you do that kind of like skiing where you have like a parachute and it lifts you up? No. No? Why not?

I'm scared of heights. But if it goes into the water, how are you going to swim with a fucking parachute on? Yeah, you're like if the parachute is on top of you

and you're in the water, that's got to be freaky shit. Well, surely you're being, like, pulled along. You go, like, ooh, you're fucking, being, you're, you, you, you're being, um, waterboarded. Don't you remember the start of Jurassic Park 3? Oh, yeah. I think, nah, nothing yet. What's the quote?

Yeah, nothing yet. I think it's just that. I wouldn't do the parachute one, but I do the, when you watch you're on the back and you're holding on. Yeah. Would you parachute around Isla Nuba or Isla Sona? Or both? Isla Nuba? Isla...

Seltzer. Are we going to see the New Dresset Park? No. No. Oh. We're going to do... Are we going to do a jarquoise on a boat, though? Are we?

Yeah, we're getting a... We're going to take a boat. Fisherman's boat. Yeah. And we're just going to... What... We're going to do a live episode from the Bermuda Triangle. We're stream it from the Bermuda.

Yeah. We're live from the Bermuda Triangle. Fucking Cthulia comes. The final episode. It's pretty fucking sick final episode. The final episode of Jha, Cthulhu, is revealed to the world to be just a thing. Yeah. It cement our legacy.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, now we've got to make it fucking happen. How are we going to... Whatever. Well, well, another four hundred episodes and that's the perfect time to end. Yeah. Thank you for this episode, Kufulu.

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