JAR Media Posdact - Bear v Gorilla (Dawn of inJARstice) - JARCAST Episode 224

Episode Date: October 12, 2020

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 01:44 Housekeeping 12:37 Jim vs James Slarge 18:17 Twitter Speed Round 28:55 Mid Break + Patron Names 36:41 Reddit Questions 37:27 Thoughts on Hyundai Accent 2008 39:24 Dog Poop 41:34 JAR Media Highlights 43:03 Replace James' voice for a day 45:31 Is it weird to pay for... 57:32 Do you consciously wash your legs? 1:02:20 JAR gives me a life Mantra? 1:05:01 Bear vs Gorilla PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gents, and welcome to episode 224 of the JARCast. I'm your host, Alex, joined as always by James. Good afternoon, morning, evening all night, ladies and gentlemen. Or a blood cock, as we know I'm in the industry. And Jim over there. I forgot about blood cock. Yeah, my new thing, I'm kind of riled up. No, we've discussed.

That's a WWE intro. This isn't a WWE. No, I'm calmly stating. I'm just sort of riled up. We are the number one pre-order podcast on iTunes, so give us five stars for that. That kind of feedback,

you're not saying? Before we get deep into this episode, I want to shout out the JAR patrons over at the JAR Media. Patreon. Growing nicely, you know, just and also being normal at the end of the day.

Yeah, being normal and keeping us normal, keeping us normal and grounded. What do you think, James, keeping us normal? Yeah, where's the normal as they come? We are the original normals and the future normals. We are the package complete in one. Did you say we're the original normals?

Yeah, because I quite like that. Original norms. No, I like it as well. So, original covers past. Like, we were normal in the past. We're normal in the future. What about the present? Are we present normals?

Are we presently normals? I think so. I think we're presently normal. So we cover all bases. Yeah. Okay. It's fine by me. We are everything.

We are jah. We are normals. Housekeeping. We've got some juicy things to talk about this time. For example. Something I want to address actually from last episode that I don't know why I said, but when I was editing it, I specifically, zoned in on this and felt like I had to discuss it, just briefly.

I said, I don't think I've ever done that when we're talking about wearing two pairs of socks in the same day. I was like, oh, I've never done that. When I was editing it, I was like, why did I say that? Yeah, why did you say that? I have no collection of you saying that. That's what was so weird, like, is when I'm editing it, like, I'm looking out for, like, dumb shit I'm saying, obviously. No, but I remember you, like, in winter back when we were kids. You used to always wear...

Well, you'd wear two socks at a time, two pairs of socks at a time. Just to stay warm, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so already that's false. Yeah, it's just one of those things where it's like, why did I say that? Why did I even bring that up? Just to be a contrarian, you know? Yeah, I suppose. Just to say, no, I'd never won two pairs of socks.

I can say wholeheartedly, I never have. Never in my life. Because you never take your shoes off? Never, no, not even when I sleep. I've never worn two pairs of socks in the same day because I've not taken my socks off for the past two, three years. I've worn like three to four pairs of socks in a day. Three to four.

Now that's going to levels I can't agree with. Yeah, I think morally... What are you doing that day that required so many changes? Okay, so I've got a problem, and that is that when I got... I have a pair of shoes, which I've had for like four fucking years, and they've got holes in. And I used... So instead of...

Oh my God, dude. Instead of buying new shoes, you just keep changing socks as they get fucked with. No, no. You're serious? No, I'm setting up what I'm going to say. So I've got these shoes because I'm the person who...

I need a ratty pair of shoes for like working on cars, you know, working... Doing dirty work. Yeah. I don't have waterproof shoes. I have no boots. So if I need to walk Gaias over a field, I'll wear the trainers with holes in.

So that's one pair of shoes. of socks that's just fucked. Right. Because they're soggy. This just sounds like a problem you've created for yourself. Yeah, it's my own problem. So it's just... It could be easily avoided.

And it might get... It'll be like, I put socks on, and they've got holes in. So I go out of the holes in, then I get back, and I need to go out again. I'm going to get rid of... I'm going to take those socks off and put another set on. So that's your third set of socks. Then if I have to go on a walk again with shoes of nose in... Four set of socks. Boom.

easy but I'm also really particularly of socks like the comfort of the socks is like a big deal so if they've got holes in there you know junk I really wasn't expecting that sock thing to get as much fuel as it did no I knew this shoe topic which well speaking of shoes last episode we're talking about the etiquette of taking shoes off there was a fair amount of feedback from that person underscore people said I 1,000% relate to Jamie here

on the shoes topic I've never heard anyone and put the feeling into words. I wear my sneakers all day no matter what until I go to bed otherwise I feel cold and naked you have my support here Jamie Yes And Fizzle Talks says barefoot gang

Sock gang is cringe See no No I've got something A counterpoint to this person Feeling naked is a good thing So what's bad about not wearing Susan socks To feel naked?

For me to remedy something I said Or basically my whole stance Last episode I'm fine with being shoeless and sockless but once I've put socks on I sort of want the shoe to be on I think due to that fear of getting them wet because wet socks are just the worst true I've grown past the fear of wet socks because I have they have to be wet because I've got the shoes that got holes in so I get I remember being a kid because I was walking and I was

thinking do you remember as a kid when it was snowing and your socks would get wet it'd be like the worst thing in the world it's like I've got to go inside now I've got to fucking take them I've grown past that I've exceeded that limitation of human if my socks are fucking because you know they're fucking wet

when you get when you walk and you can feel like the water moving in your shoe and you feel the squiddiness I've grown past that

I accept that fate yeah I remember buying like a pair of converse it was around the time Argy was really young and I went for like a walk in like a marsh with Argy

and my new converse and like it was every step was and converse, they're just fabrics. Yeah. Do I actually love it by that feeling? If you start running, the water gets really hot. So it's like heating for your feet.

Yeah, it's like heating. It's quite nice. It's like a broth. Yeah. A broth. Nor Allum says simply, I like this podcast. Thank you. Sort of be nice.

It's just nice and simple. It just reminded me of the old days, you know, when things are complicated. Yeah, we were easy. Comments like that are so few. far between. Especially on JAR. Review Tech Dream Lounge has one for us.

The more he listened to JAR, the more I realize. This isn't just a podcast, or sorry, POSDACT to me anymore. It's an ideology, a way of life, a religion, my religion. So it's nice to see the cult slants kind of taking hold. This is,

I don't know about you guys, but what I've seen for JAR, the sort of the five-step JAR plan The JAR pyramid plan To me always ends The scheme The scheme always ends in cult Yeah Owning private island

Like Yeah it's always island Because that's exactly what I was thinking too That's the it That's what I was thinking too Black and Loud has one for us Weird thought But am I the only one who thinks podcast

Should have dates Instead of being numbered Because of how they How long they can run for that's a very good point I think it is a good point but I was thinking about why do we not do that

and I think honestly one of the main reasons is on a YouTube thumbnail slash title for some reason that that gives it a different vibe putting a date on it that makes it seem more like a vlog

or something like that yeah you're even like news or something yeah it is definitely an issue though when podcasts are going for years and years it's like well it's an appeal at first

when it's the first episode of a podcast, but is episode 237, like, appealing to someone? Surely that makes it more, you know, it's like a bigger jump. It's such a big number. You feel, surely it puts people off, the bigger the number gets. One of the other things is, by having a date on it, it's like you're going to talk about the events around that date. That's what it implies, yeah. Yeah, and I think that does work. I think that would drive people away more. Yeah, than just a number. You expect, you expect episode, you know, you expect the next episode, you know, you expect the next on this date and you expect a week after you expect that week.

If you see the 31st of November 2017, week 32 of the year. Why would you watch that? Yeah, there's no reason. You need something that's enticing. Some podcasts do begin by saying like this was recorded on this date, which I can understand. Well, I've been listening to a podcast recently

and I started at the beginning and I've been going through Knockback. Oh yeah, yeah. It's really fascinating, listening to it and trying to sort of figure out. out when it was recorded you know and like through what they're saying they've through what they're saying we're not saying yeah yeah so to me

that's actually kind of an allure TBT bar says can you guys be quiet I can barely hear the background music thanks well maybe you should just go to lofi hip hop radio on YouTube and listen to it there two episodes

ago we were quiet for the music to reign supreme was it two episodes ago or three I can't keep tracking when we were hung over you know when we did that was two weeks that was two episodes

so that was two two two two two two yeah yeah so go on that one listen to the music for a bit and then come back yeah and let's end the section with this one then from Hal film Alex says um a lot

what do you guys think do you guys agree um I did on that episode Like I noticed it Like I noticed all this stuff when I'm editing Yeah Like why am I doing this

Why am I behaving this way Why can I not just program After the fact Like Why can I not plug into the editing software Like an algorithm An um remover Yeah just like

Say dumb shit during a podcast Plug in the fixer algorithm And then it makes you sound like a not idiot Everyone does that sort of stuff I do it constantly I just feel like It's a weird thing To start doing 200 episodes

because I don't remember being an ummer before maybe I was maybe I've been an ummer this whole time I've always been an um well yeah that's the thing with these like when when you're trying to think of what to say you normally fill that with something being um or like or whatever yeah you don't know you don't notice it yourself you know the weird thing you're able to do when like if I'm recording like a video for IHE if I like I'm recording audio and then I like forget what I'm talking about

or like I have to think for a minute I just like just sit there like in silence for like 30 seconds just thinking really then I start talking again but then in editing you just cut that out and make sure like a right genius because it's like whoa he's like thinking on his feet and stuff yeah

all the like video essay people like you know they're not just talking that even if you're reading off of a script it's it's so hard to be able to talk talk talk talk talk talk yeah it's like a separate skill yeah I can't do that being able to yap yeah

I don't know I don't that's what's interesting about this to me because I wouldn't say any of us are typical yappers no we're not the opposite that's what I like about this it gives us all the soapbox it is our little soapbox you know you can stand on it and ran

Are you got anything to rant about James on your soapbox at the moment? Anything angry in you? You know, just the world in general, but nothing, you know, with positivity on this podcast and we have no bad vibes and I'm not going to allow any bad vibes

to enter our soapbox. Can I not toss a bad vibe? Toss a bad vibe then. So, um, I just sort of want the, the jar audience. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

We can't, no, there's nothing to weigh on. Wait on what, bro? What are you talking about? You know what he's going to say? I don't know what he's going to say. Every week, we... JAR recording day is sort of our dined together day. Yeah, we, with the jar, with jar, we do see each other and we do hang out when we do, on the same day we do cars, and we normally get food.

There's always been drama with jar on, you know, what we're going to eat, what's the plan. Yeah, which we've remedied through our... It's a doctrine. It's a doctrine. It's a, it's a... It's like the holy book. It's the holy routine. Well, yeah.

We have to stick by this. Once you stick by this, then no problems arise in the future. Or so I thought. No, we've got to specify that we've... It's taken 200 episodes for us to get this doctrine, this routine. Because if we do it freestyle, we end up with situations like the Curry episode. Where... Nah.

Yeah, we know what happens then. So we have this routine. Jamie, Alex, or me, there's a routine where one of us will pick the food we eat and we get that. No questions asked, we just, we do this. But within what we've decided, be it, Indian food, Chinese, Italian, whatever, we get to choose our specific meal, right? Yes. So imagine my surprise, a week ago. When I had made my decision, you know what?

I'm going to get a large chicken kebab. Because that's what I want, you know? No doubt, yeah. And when it's my chance to get the food and decide, I'll hand James my phone gladly and let him order his food. Right. But no, no, I wanted my love. chicken kebab and what did I get

I got small okay let's stop there let's stop there let's stop there okay let's stop there we've got a thing going where on some of these days if we're doing an order we the personal ordering will just pay it all

because then it works itself out with the different orders which is which is normal you know we do that all the time when we're buying shit it's what it is on this day it was kind of a week after payday I didn't have the most amount of money Okay So I did this order

And I had to cut your large Cabav by To small To save costs Okay Reasonable And I did tell you beforehand I was like no James

No no no no no I said I asked you I said Can I please have a large I don't remember you asking me that I did because you wouldn't let me Take your phone

Because I had loads of porn on the other tabs and you could accidentally go to them. Which is fine, it's a free country, but you, I said, could I please have a large, you know? It's like, what, two pound difference? A two pound difference, two pound difference. Left over, after this order, I would have had like four pounds. And you said no. I said no, yes.

I'm not going to, I'm not going to deny. And I said why and you didn't really give an answer. I gave, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But I'd also like to add, I'd also like to add that the company, the cababab shop messed up the order because they get they got Alex who we got the same thing we got you know chicken donno and chips they gave Alex a large yeah this is the great irony of it all because Alex got more than he wanted and I got less but then looking looking at the receipt you didn't get anyone a large yeah I know I didn't get I we just all got mediums because

it was just like no I got a small because they don't do they only do small they only do small large. I just want to throw it out to the... You want to get the jarlings to be on your side here. Which I think is fair. Yeah, it's a dog-eat-dog world. Yeah, it's a doggie-dog world. But have I not said, have I not said today, that when it's next my rotation,

which won't be next week, it'll be the week after. Yeah, I said I'll get in a curry. Of all the takeaway, that is arguably the most expensive, is it not? By far, bro. Literally. And who became that then? cool with me he'd be paying that exactly that's not what you said in the group chat today what did I say the group chat today what did you say you said you don't even know what

I said no you said all right then next time you get me a small it's like it's not the way it works because okay we're going to say because you want a small anyway whatever okay you've bought an interesting thing there because I do want a small so I see where you're coming from there. Yeah, that's why it hurt me so deeply. But if I'm getting a curry, then that does not not pay it back. Because I could be, you could just go to the crab place and I could all get you like

you know, the normal stuff. But if we're getting a curry... Did you say the crab place? Yeah. So as the crab place opened? A crap place. Oh, you get some crab sandwiches and stuff. Yeah, I was going to say, if you're taking us to the crab place, all is forgiven. I'll be down for that, yeah. I'm okay of going to the crab place. I do like some crap.

Unless it's you know, that crab place. The Crabbs place. The Crabbs place, yeah. I haven't got any of them at the moment, so... I tweeted earlier on the JAR Media Twitter that we're doing a Twitter speed round, so I guess we might as well...

Can I just call... Can I call you out, actually? Why did you keep talking shit on my tweets? Because you got me a small caberve. That's it. Oh, fair enough, fair enough. Let's rattle through quickly then, because this is supposed to be a speed round, all right?

Speed. Okay. Stopwatch started. Go. Go. Keepo in three days says, top five dog breeds. Border collie, beagle, general shepherd. That's three.

That's three. Labrador. Dan. Yeah, for me, gold retriever, Labrador, corgi. Anything mixed with a poodle. No, no, no, no, no. Because, first of all, you... What's the defining criteria here?

Of course, there's a speed round, bro. No, but this question is so much deeper. There's so much more. No, it's not. It's five top five dog breeds. No, but right. Top five dog breeds. Borda collie for all of them

No, no If it's top five dog breeds for a pet Borda collie to the best pets I missed one out What they called the big like bear looking one Grouse Newfoundland Yes that's mine That's not going to be good as a pet

Yes it is You maintain that Speed round next question Um Favorite type of cheese This is from at Ha ha ha you found me Fuck you Bree

Bree's good Hulumi's good Um A mozzarella I'll say Baked Cammon Bear Fuck That's a good choice

Absolutely weak But it's a good choice Yeah smells of nappies Fucking grim Rancid Tastes taste good day I've never had it Motor

Oilholic says Worst alcoholic beverage Uh Whiskey What? That's what you like whiskey? That was going to be my answer. My answer's whiskey.

I'm asking you on your behalf because it's a speed run we can move on because you both say whiskey. No, um, black sambuca. Okay, sambuca's fucking bad. Specifically black sambuca. No, tequila is also fucking great.

I love tequila over black sambuca any day. No, what is black sambuca? It's a taste of licorish. It's liquorish. It's just a shot. So surely that doesn't count then for people that like love liquorish which might be the youngest drinks.

Well, I mean, are they asking me or are they asking the people? I am the people. It's just worst alcoholic beverage question, like, you know? Tequila. Because that's one of the times I thought I was going to puke in a pub because after the salt and I didn't suck. I didn't suck all enough and I was like,

yeah, I'm not going back. Tequila's grim. If I touch tequila, it's going to be a bad time. I can live with tequila. At Lassie Boyy says, Are you going to be playing and talking about cyberpunk 277? Are you hyped for it?

Is it 277? I guess it is. Yes, it's out next month. Yeah, supposedly, yeah. I can't really delay it now. I'm not going to be able to play it. Because the current generation of consoles ain't going to fucking play. No chance in hell.

My PC won't play. Maybe it will just be late. Yeah, it will suck. And there's no point. What's the point of playing this game on the current generation of consoles when you can have a worse experience because of it? Yeah, I'd prefer.

to wait and play it have you actually have you seen the specs that require to do it like max on PC no well that'll be obscene is it ridiculous yeah they're like

fucking PC breaking they're like next level no this is this will be the first game since Red Dead to like push things that next really cool

it looks like that I'm the one good thing about it is I've not looked into it at 12 I've seen no trailers I'm going in completely blind yeah I'm kind of glad because for Red Dead

like that that just is my shit inherently so I watched every trailer multiple times just read up as much as I could I was hyped as shit but this game is like I know it's gonna be good

and I'm gonna get it ASAP and I mean if I can I will talk about it yeah I like with Witcher 3 I got it on a whim because I was at home unemployed at times I was just like by Witcher

I had a great time because I knew nothing going into it do that side punk I think you'll have a better time because of it like we've all seen the trailer fucking seven years ago we've all we all still seen that

yeah like I was up until very recently I was kind of like yeah it's coming out but all of a sudden I was like watch the trailer and was like actually this is

kind of what I'm after like this exact thing because I try playing the Witcher like a few months ago and like I really like the world and the story and everything but the gameplay was just like

so monotonous to me but the gameplay looks really good in them We won't know till we have it in our hands That's all CD project really needs to nail Because they've already nailed narrative, world building, story graphics The only thing that's been letting them down up until now is gameplay And if they can make that

Like even just good Or maybe great You still play their games if the game won't play was bad It's like a New Vegas situation Yeah Their games are still being legendary They're better than New Vegas it's not hard to do that

anyway speed round we're very effective at the speed round I just put that out there I'm a speed boy what can I say you know speed at she wave can end at this section then what do you think you'll look like as old folks pure grey hair

unbelievably handsome okay so James has a modest answer I am going grey a wedding, I'm getting there. It'll be like, in 10 years' time, I will be fully grey. If not, I would have bleached myself. I saw for some...

Did you just get a mosquito? Yeah. I can see it there on the day. Fucking horrible things. Sorry. What's the question? Something about beans? How are you going to look when you're gross and old and fucking disgusting?

Gross and old and disgusting. I feel like there's a point where I am going to be like, fuck it, eat what I want, drink what I want, smoke what I want, inject what I want, just fucking everything. See, I'm the opposite. I'm like super paranoid of the unavoidable aging and the deterioration of our bodies. So I'm like, I'll get to a stage that it's just like, I will live in the gym. Think about what technology will be like though when you're old and your body don't work. Yeah, no, but you can say that. You might have options if you've got money for those options. well yeah

that's that that no what they'll be able to do you'll take like you'll take out like a mortgage on your like body waves and then like in your

you're in the computer you're like doing some kind of job some kind of computing to pay your mortgage on your infinite life on your infinite life yeah no that's bullshit so it gets to a point where

it's just like gym every day unbelievably fit every day don't eat chocolate or no bit junk no realize you can go to the gym every day and so

still die. You can't avoid death. This isn't about avoiding death. This is just being, like, there's some people out there who are like 60 and they look fucking incredible because of, they're just... Yeah, and they're all rich and celebrities. Like, people don't

look good because they want to. They look good because they need to. No, I'm not talking about celebrities. I'm just talking about people. Name one. Helen Mirren. When's the last time you saw a 60-year-old? walking around. He's like, oh, fuck me.

That guy in our town he walks on with a Sony Walkman. It's clearly old as far away. He is in good shape. Yeah, but he doesn't look good. He looks scary. I was going for a walk the other day and it was like late at night.

It looked scary. I came around the corner and almost walked straight into this exact guy James is talking about. The Walkman guy? Yeah, no, it's not a Walkman. It's like a CD player from the early 2000s. Yeah, I remember those things, yeah.

The old-fashioned headphones are some of them. It's more little... Yeah, yeah. If it works, you know. And, like, we had a brief interaction. It's like... You're kind of creepy. And is that because you're old?

Or is it because you're quite... See, I find older people less creepy because I just know their capabilities are lessened. No, but not this guy. Not this guy with the CD player. Really, it was unstoppable, was he? No, he's not unstopped, like... He could...

If you get... If he starts... chasing you. He'd probably get you. He'd catch you. He probably couldn't like do anything once he caught up to you, but... He'd get you. That's the main thing. Yeah, and it's just, it's the same thing with the hatman, you know? Like, physically, he's nothing. I don't think he'd get you either. I don't know. I feel like the hat man's a bit more unpredictable. Well, there's a creepiness to these people that live in our town that just everyone knows. It's weird. No, but the hat man's not a bad person

I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure he's like this really lovely guy. Have we ever talked about the hat man? Yes. I don't know. Maybe a long time ago. Yeah. I'm pretty sure he's like a nice person.

It's just like a man in the town we live in. Our town has the hat man. And literally everyone in the town has a Facebook page. He's dedicated to him. Yeah, he's got a YouTube channel and everything. Yeah. But the reason he's called the hat man is because he wears hats with like children's toys. Yeah, a little plushy sort of things.

Like stapled to them or something. And he always dyes his beard, different colours and stuff. Yeah, very quirky. but his house is terrifying yeah no it does look like a hoarder or something he's like yeah no I remember walking to school yeah and walking past his house

and he had like a mannequin head in the window I still had like makeup on it and shit it's like what the fuck as a young kid when you're going to that that's the house you avoid you kind of you try to skirt well I remember walking to sick form

and he like stopped me and tried to have a conversation with me really yeah and it was it was weird Like, he, he said the normal things, but his, the way he says it, his body language, it's like, something is wrong with you. I'm sorry to say it, but that's the truth. Well, on that note, we'll see you after these messages. Bye!

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I activated the business, Jamie. You're going to activate your vision? Activision. Welcome to the second half of the Jail Media POSDact. This is the part where we answer questions from the subreddit, from the suggestion thread. Head over there, ask us whatever you feel like. We might answer it.

Yeah, we might answer it. We might not. James might answer it. Jim might answer it. Yeah, I mean, maybe. Movies, Music Me is going to start us off Hey lads, kangaroo hitting petrol station Australia man here again Hello I bought a new car and I'm really liking it

But I can't sleep without knowing I have blessing from Sir Pissadik himself So James 2008 Hyundai accent Thoughts Cheers Cunts Let me just verify this Because I can't picture it off the top of my head

Well that's a first I think it might be a Asia-specific model, is the thing. But he's in Australia? Yeah, the Australian market has... Australia? Yeah, it's... Oh, okay, okay, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, you got me on that one.

I mean, I'm just going to revel back. Ravell back. Yeah, I think it's a... It's a specific one. What, HD said it was, say it was? 2008 Hyundai Accent. Oh, it looks quite sensible. It's quite nice looking.

It's quite... Let me see. It just, it looks like a sensible little, a sensible little car. Yeah. Pretty decent. Are you calling it little in a way to sort of, like, jab at him? No, it's a hatchback. They are smaller cars.

I've got a hatchback. They're just nice cars. It's a quite solid rider. Your car is big than that. So you're sort of saying little than insult to this format. No, no, not at all. Mine's is a five door. It's a nice car.

I do like the odd. So you've got nothing against Hyundai then? No, no, of course not. My parents owned one and crashed from. Do you have anything against Toyota? No, they're unbelievably reliable. If someone asks me, anyone asked me, you want to buy a car, the first answer is going to be buy a Toyota.

Really? Your parents have owned Toyotas for how long? Yeah, quite a while. They've been stupily reliable, haven't they? Yeah, true, true, true. And your parents aren't the type to, like, care about, like, extreme car maintenance. No, no. Because they just work.

They're a reason why ISIS used them. Jesus, great. Alex Sandgren. one for us. In comparison to Argy and Max, how bad are Paisley's shits we have to know, Alex? So,

weird question, first of all. Um, and what do you mean by bad? I mean, they're just normal. They're just dog shit. Like, what are the rankings of dog shit? Like, solid? He's good. Max had, I was looking after Max one evening and he, he diarrhea shitted. fucking loads and then tried to like cover it up but ended just getting shit all on the back of his legs

yeah because max would do that thing where he like digs his bat legs into the ground and like wipes his feet as if he's like washing his hands i guess i don't know why yeah but he just scraped his feet into the shit and because he had that just kicked it everywhere well has that golden retriever for that long like it was just impossible yeah yeah you'd have to like carture that shit off I guess Go on Retrievers just do huge shits or something because Max and Paisley both are... They are...

They're a fairly big breed, yeah. I suppose they are a large... The Paisley's quite slight, but it ain't hold her back from that kind of realm, you know? They're not argy shits, which are notoriously fucking awful. Yeah, but that's not a... He's got problems, though, you know? He has.

He's colitis boy. But, um... I think it might be to do with how they eat as well. Because Paisley eats like a vacuum cleaner. Well, I had to get her a special bowl that slows her down. Yeah. Just hoofer up. She's so food obsessed.

Yeah, it's horrible to watch. It looks painful. Can you imagine eating that quickly? It doesn't even look like they enjoy it. It looks like every time she eats, it looks like it's a, this could be my last meal type. It's just, surely it's eating out of efficiency. It just has to get it in.

This is the question. Well, they're dogs. They don't know that there's a, another meal on the horizon. Yeah. They're just programmed to be like, eat. Yeah, specifically Labradors and

gold and retrievers. They're just food obsessed. Night gloom Nick has one for us. Hey JAR boys. I'm the creator of the JAR Media Highlights Channel and I was wondering if it's okay if I continue this project. I feel bad for not asking for permission

so I'm curious how you feel about this, thanks. Is this because of what I said? I said we were going to contact. Oh yeah, we did gag about that. Yeah. Okay, let's make it clear on a very serious level. We are very happy that you are doing this and we give you all the, we give you, we don't have to give you permission. You're free to make highlights.

We already gave him permission last episode. Yeah. We're down with it, look. But unless you're paying us at least 50, about 95% of the average. Well, just make as many videos as possible until we claim all of it. That's my advice anyway. Yeah, yeah. And then we send them a.

copyright struck Yeah, cease and desist Yeah, yeah Take them to court Sue them for what we can And then move on Yeah, yeah To the next highlight channel

We're like six highlights channels In there And we're Yeah It is pretty sick though Yeah Yeah On the down low

For real Yeah For the minute though Yeah it's cool I've noticed this thing That keeps happening With like fan projects Related to Jada

Where like Someone gets the idea To do it And then they're like oh my god this is so much work I feel like I'm gonna say what like you don't need to make it like a full time job you just do it for me

if it starts being fun stop doing it like yeah definitely you know what I mean Richard the head has one for us if you could replace James's voice with anyone else's voice for one day whose voice would you choose I would definitely pick Wotto

that was their pick Wato isn't a person well in Waze he kind of is if you say so bro I think James with Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice would be quite something what about James with George Clooney's voice for a day Danny DeVito oh no yeah George Clooney or something holy shit be weird just make me self-confident about my voice

why not what no any of us would want George Clooney's voice yeah no you don't want George Clooney's voice okay what voice would you give Jim for a day Max Payne's voice. No, Max Payne for you as well. Just give anyone Max Payne's voice. He's got an awesome voice. Yeah, but you're specifically Max Payne free, Max Payne. Old Max.

Yeah, fat old Max. Jaded. Fat old, bald Max. Cheers, dude. He's also the best Max. I would like James to have... Christopher Lee's voice for 24 hours Oh, fuck, yeah

Imagine the t-shirt ads we could record Yeah, in that time, you know You should just be using... May he rest in peace? Yeah, you ever see that video Christopher Lee doing the heavy metal No, I never heard I knew he was like in a band

That is, what a cool guy Do you know it's actually one thing about my voice I swear my voice hasn't changed from when I was like 15, 60? No, you'd be surprised. You say that, but like because I always thought you you've always looked the same since you were like

12. Yeah, only now because I've made improvement. But it's not true. If you actually go back and look at the you only feel that way if you've like been around someone from child to adult, you know. Yeah, I think James matured earlier than a lot of our peers

like in terms of bone structure and shit but no, you've definitely matured elegantly. really further yeah oh i take that as a compliment but i just don't think i have well you're wrong okay well thank you thank you for the compliment d's biscuits 21 has one uh for us which might i don't know i don't know how you guys are going to react to this hello fellow ruby do fans today i have a very serious question for you one that may in fact change the way you look at milkers forever

within my friend group there has been an epic debate for months now about whether or not it's weird to pay for pornography. I'm of the belief that with the sheer magnitude of free fap material out there it is odd for one to spend money on premium voie porn for only

fan-voy subscriptions. That being said, I do respect all sex workers themselves who make premium content. It is just the customers that I find to be a bit dodgy. So boys, I'm asking you to settle this great conflict once and for all. Is it weird to pay for porn? no why'd it be weird to pay for porn

if you it's not weird to pay for porn because if you have a specific niche or fetish you cannot get the free content you've got to pay so if that's what you're into you're going to have to pay for it and there's nothing wrong with that do you think there's an issue though with the way the internet is now and porn in what regard

what in how it affects society yeah it's definitely I don't know is it a discussion that's going on a lot with like I think more about like how young are kids

getting mobile phones now because if they're in like primary school and they're getting like the access is genuinely so easy every social every YouTuber every like social media person they're like joking about sexual

things which leads to discovering porn oh it's unbelievable easy to get like even for me back in the day when I'm not trying to find porn on the internet it just happens you yeah you can't get you can't escape on especially with like you know artists and whatnot it's you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna want into it you know you might follow someone who likes games they might accidentally retreat a big fat milkers boom you know those things happens you go

through someone's like because you know they might be a car person you want to see some cards you go for their likes big milkers that's separate from the actual question yes like of course pornography is an issue. Well, I mean, that's the, that, I need to know your stance, because that's going to, your, your stance is going to influence how you feel about this. No, I disagree. Obviously, your stance is going to matter. Do you think, do you think the abundance of porn on the internet and how much were you all used the internet now is a negative effect, or do you think it's not, like, no effect at all? Not really any effect. And actually it's going to happen when, you know, like, porn back when the internet started would have been like, you know, more

where but when it's been going to 20 old years where there's going to be a lot of porn out there because from day one they'll making porn on the internet so I don't think so and is quantity the problem like well I think I'm not saying either way I'm just saying

I'm asking you a question is it do you think it's a problem? No because not really no because porn addiction is a real thing no very much when we talked about us before and I'm sure now more than ever there are more porn addicts than ever before mystery without a doubt because you just you just make a porn Twitter account photos of

porn size you know when you just naturally you're gonna look you know that's from I was talking to someone earlier where they were talking about this like subreddit they found and it was like all about like young men showing off their like wanking setup it was like I'd never heard of it before it was a term I'd never heard and it's set up so the whole subreddit it's like a not safe for work subreddit but it's all them like showing their them wanking um with their like setup they're like they've got like four monitors and like yeah like the way pc gamers show off to each yeah yeah it's surely it's the same thing

it's just how you view porn with that setup that's pretty much it is yeah just sounds like reddit yeah yeah it's quite a Reddit it's quite a Reddit subreddit for you but yeah I I don't think it's inherently weird no no no it would be more normal to pay for porn if there wasn't such an abundance I'm saying even though with the abundance I still don't think it's that weird no I wouldn't say it's

it's not weird but the thing is you've got to ask yourself like are you addicted if you're having to go to those the thing about like porn though is like how can

it not be a thing that exists with the humans are but of course that's what we use the internet for we we discover a way for everyone to communicate in the world and it's like well yeah everyone wants to bust the nut so of course like it's just a porn frenzy i think i don't think it's weird to buy porn but if if the free stuff available to consume on all of these porn sites isn't for you you don't you just don't want to go through them because you know porn hub and whatnot they're very morally gray i personally completely disagree with porn hub and i try not to use it because i just don't agree of it like sex workers should get paid for work if they do they don't get it through barn hub

they go to only fans in these custom sites to where they can sell stuff i it's not weird at all to give your money to the people making the content and not to businessman exploiting that's my view on it because i don't like the system i agree to the to a certain amount but then i and picture like people that I'm sure they must exist those people who are like they're spending more than they have they can't afford it

and their kind of addiction to this this like only fan model where they feel like they're getting a connection with someone and these like private Snapchat and stuff like that. It's like someone who's vulnerable is kind of being exploited by these type of systems like only fans and whatnot to get like a connection but I think you're going to find that of anything

with porn I mean I've thought about this before like there's only people like to sit around and like judge other people for what they spend their money on and whatnot but like someone would like look at James for example

and be like wow he spent this much on this car for real and then they look at me and they're like well you spent this much on your PC you fucking joking you spent this much on Steam like wow that's pathetic I could have you know like it's never ending with that kind of shit like the whole point of money is that you have the freedom to spend it on what you want and like yeah no i totally agree it's

up to the individual to decide if they want to do that or not if someone wants to fap and there's a specific person they like there's no problem with paying that person for only fans and whatnot for for for for for point i remember like watching a documentary with a i think it was maybe it was like a louis through or something something like that where it's about like people who they have such a hyper specific fetish they like pay people to get like videos made about it and stuff like that the custom websites what i mentioned yeah you you commission someone to make a specific one for if you're unlucky enough to have a fetish that like obscure you'd have to get it all made i mean you don't have to it's still a choice but like but with with when you've got really

specific fetishes you're not going to be able to find that type of content on normal sites so you need to you almost need to commission that stuff and is that wrong is that person in the wrong for doing that no and it's not a problem that they are so we all agree there's nothing inherently wrong but well i mean i just don't care like do what you want that's the thing it's like yeah you earn money so you can spend the money on what you want yeah i guess if i if i had an acquaintance and i found out they paid for porn i wouldn't look down on that but then if it's like i was spent i was spending i was spending a thousand pounds off my paycheck on custom porn you'd probably be like James this is a problem that's a completely different thing yeah yeah yeah I think that's just the different levels of it I was watch I think it was a gym can't swim video where there was a guy who was he was addicted to talking to like this woman online one of these like streamer not like a gaming streamer but like a stripper type what they call them webcom models yeah like a webcam model um he was like so

obsessed with sending her money that he was sending her like tens of thousands of like pounds and stuff or dollars or whatever like a ludicrous amount like his family was giving him muddy thinking he was like studying and shit and spending it on but he was actually funneling it all to her

that's obviously an extreme example but then you've also got to consider that's also a fetish that is a genuine sexual fetish is you know if you have that then you sort of need to get help. Especially when you're using other people's money under false presences.

But I think that's a different issue. Porn is so exploitative of so many people like the webcam model is most likely being underpaid like if it's a porn hub live. That's why they most go, that's why Honey fans is so big because these people are moving over to that.

But it incentivises the webcam model to then make the like to feel as though there's a connection between the person that's watching them so then they end up putting loads of money into it and so they're being exploited by the webcam model who's being exploited by Porn Hub who, yeah

and it's this long line of there's a lot of grey area with pornography in general and I think it's going to be incredibly difficult to stop that or fix it but only fans is the step in the right direction but it's gone wrong you know when Cardi Bean all these celebrities go on it

is fucks the in all yeah yeah no yeah she is the one that fucked it yeah it's pretty badly like there's issues it's there's there's so much more that can be done for it and it's just gonna it's gonna do its thing it's gonna take time but I can only just hope it does get better

for the people who's consuming it they're not getting exploited and the people making it and not getting exploited well think about it this way too like in the 80s for example how would you get pornography yeah magazines like you buy magazines or you buy some VHS or something like back then it was like the whole thing wasn't it

like phone lines you yeah that's a specific phone line but I think like there was always an adult section in VHS stores yeah and like back then would anyone have like I suppose maybe they judge you for having like your collection of playboys no I think it was a lot more judge back things I think sexually yeah but it was it was judged but it was like accepted that everyone everyone was But yeah, they wouldn't have those sections in the shops if people weren't buying them and renting them. Yeah. But I think it was just a more frowned upon thing. It's like everyone has done it, noise has done.

Yeah, I think it was more like hush-hush. Yeah. But I'm sure a lot of people did indulge. Yeah, without doubt. Yeah. Who wouldn't? And it's like the same thing. You're just paying for pictures or videos.

Yeah. Yeah. But it was a lot more dodgy back then, actually. These videotapes I'd argue it's just as dodgy No yeah There's a lot of It's just a dodgy industry

The whole fucking industry is fucked With just so many grey-o shit But yeah If you're consuming If you're paying for it Whatever you know you do you As long as you're supporting the industry And supporting people

Nobody cares Yeah like are we judging people For buying the tanga Their flashlights I mean like No We're not judging anyone for anything We are judging you

If you're buying flashlights though Because clearly you should buy tanga because they actually, unlike fleshlight, are good company. U.Tashan has one for us. Do you guys consciously wash your legs in the shower? Someone mentioned it in the Love Island game, which I'm sure Alex would love, and I'm thinking about it ever since.

It's a good question, because when was the last time you remember specifically being like, right, my thighs need a good cleaning right now? Every time I clean. Every time it feels like, golly. well for me for me like the groin is like important that needs washing right the groin and grundle

yeah yeah that whole area as soon as you get to there you work downwards it's just like once that's well yeah I feel like you got you gotta do fies and your legs and your toes start with armpits no that's step one okay no no I'll go stop you there start on chest because then you get all the

the bubble stuff then you can need some ladder I don't even count that as like washing anymore because I use it as like the chopping board of the leather. Yeah, no, that's right. It's preparing the leather. Yeah. And then you move down because then you got more and then you... No, that's when you go to the armpits. Yeah. Because you don't want to go

like dick, butthole, then armpit. No, you want to slide the lever over to your armpits. Yeah, armpits get that shit down to your groin and then go down from there. You do it from like... No, while you're doing the armpits, though, you do the whole arm. Yeah, because you... Then the whole other arm. And then you're back

as best as... As you physically can. Because it's quite difficult. You've got a... When you've got a beard You've also got to get it Because you get a lot of skin Over a period Shampoo for your beard, surely I use soap

Because I already got it It's soap on face bad No Like when I've got it there I still use shampoo But at the start When I've got all the lava I still go there

And like nose And face So you're saying You consciously do wash your legs In the channel Yes I try I don't consciously

I might self-consciously Yeah I never think about it As a very recent Recently, I've just been obsessing with, like, every inch of my body from, like, the neck down needs to have had soap on it in the shower. Right. And then you take the shower head and get it all off, and it's, like, as satisfying. No, it's really nice.

End of event sort of thing. Do your butt and your back, and it's just, you just feel good when it's all cleaned off and you step out of shower. Especially if the window's open, you get that fucking cold breeze, and it's like, you feel good, gets you ready. There's the whistle between your balls. and your leg shoo. Yeah, showering is...

I don't like bath, but bathing. I love bathing. I like having a bath and then showering. Yeah, no, I've been doing that as well. I'd just sit and I sweat

and then you're in like filth and you're just like, oh yeah, this is fucking brilliant. Yeah, because I shave my head with a razor, I'll shave my head in the bath and then use the razor

to get all the hair off and not the razor, not the razor to shower to... No, I get that. It's like I would never use a bath to clean. because it's just you feel so gummy and shit but it's just like when you're sitting in that heat it's fucking incredible

it's like a hot spring do you guys think it's too risky to hold your phone while in the bath yes I've never done that I do it every time I bathe really I can't I'll have my phone sideways watching a YouTube video while I bathe I mean yeah

there's supposed to be waterproof at this point even if you did drop it in it's supposed to be okay I've dropped my phone in a toilet full of shit but would it still be okay with like a in like a bubble bath full of bubbles would have to be a plain just hot water nothing else no oil no natural oil saying when when you're in a bath though you're like so focused on the fact that you're just in water

like you can't not realize don't you hate that feeling there where your hands are dry and your whole body's in the bath no I love that because because then once you're done watching your YouTube video whatever you like turn it off put the phone away and then you dunk the hands it's like now it's time to get clean and then the whole shower thing starts see when I when I do have a bath

I'm just it's like the only time my mind goes fucking empty as soon as I get then they're down I'm just a fucking like I'm just like an object you stuck in the bath to like do its thing I'm just fucking zoned out and it's so yeah it's real like zen moment

if I had one of those Japanese these pangers. Incredible. Yeah. No, I really want to go, because of, uh, goes to Tsushima. I want to bathe in a hot spring in Japan with all the monkeys and chill out. Well, yeah. New Zealand, they've got lots of, like, hot springs and stuff.

The, the sulphur smell sort of puts me off. I mean, there's going to be weird smells in these, uh, these places, no matter of all. Yeah, yeah. Lego lifestyle is going to be our penultimate question for this episode. jar gives me a life mantra? I can't remember how many episodes ago it was but it was on an episode of the jar cast with your thick Christian friend

I believe his name was Ruben You all spoke about Living life like a dog And Jamie uttered a very profound statement Regret what you do Not what you don't do To this day I always remember that quote And I find a way to incorporate it

Into my everyday life When anxiously making tough decisions I've been a long time listeners since around the first 20 episodes and don't usually comment on the Reddit but I just wanted to thank you guys because you're always there to give me a laugh throughout the years

of listening, appreciate all the years of funnies and game on JAR is actually really good at life advice local, is it? Well I mean, first of all, thank you for the lovely question but there's a great irony to this because that quote

comes from my biology teacher back in sixth form referring to like revising for the test regret what you do not what you don't do I got you in that test because I didn't know revision for it and you grew up but then you remember it that's the reason I remember the quote

maybe my whole life's purpose has been to make this person's life a bit better I hope their life is better because of your quote I hope that is the case yeah well I think it's definitely it's a good quote and so is living life like a dog yeah it is

yeah effectively live in the moment I guess is what we're trying to show yeah yeah oh my god it's incredibly hard to do when you say living life like a dog it sounds kind of odd from that

without any context live life like grommet I was in my appraisal yesterday and one of the questions was like what's your future plans and like where do you see yourself and I can't answer those questions and because

it goes to like the higher management and company I've got to make it really professional like you just got a BS basically yeah you got BS but I didn't I just wrote don't have any and then she was in my appraisers was just like what do you mean by that and I was just like I've just lived like a dog isn't it

did you actually say that yeah I was saying that it's just like through through history it's just like I learned to live in the moment I learned to live like a dog and then she was like maybe you should bough on about this I was like okay You know, I said that's Yeah, that's a chad moment

Yeah Holy Okay, let's end on this one then from Oddnet TV Hello Jar, this debate has broken my friendships within both my friend groups And my family What wins in a fight

A bear or a gorilla Bear? Bear My question would be, what is the bear? You haven't prefaced the bear? Well, if it feels Let's assume Apex Gorilla, Apex Bear So a polar bear versus a gorilla

Polar Bear versus... A polar bear would eviscerate a gorilla Versus silverback gorilla No Bears win No I'm yes Polar bears have huge claws

They do but guerrillas are fucking They're fucking dangerous Gorillas are strong though But think about a human versus a polar bear And how they've just got no chance Yeah and gorillas can fuck up humans Like nothing No but

For a gorilla to deal damage, you know? It doesn't have any, like, claws, it doesn't know. It's got teeth, but you can't exactly buy a polar bear. A polar bear has teeth and claws. And it's fucking, it's an absolute unit. They're, they're... I think a grizzly bear could kill any... Yeah, because I'm thinking the, what they call black bears, brown bears,

they're no chance. a gorilla I feel like could take on one of those yeah I'm sure but when you're talking about grizzlies and polars I don't know about that gorillas are strong yeah bears are horrifying

no they're generally because they I think they're much scarier than gorillas they're generally some of the scariest animals because they're fast as fuck they're hungry they're huge and they will fuck you up like what the fuck you're supposed to do no I got into the bear part of

YouTube and I agree with them and I was watching these videos of these like campers in America just like walking backwards is like there's a grizzly bear and it's cubs like just walking towards them and stuff

and he's just like walking backwards because he can't turn around because then they'll probably run it's like he's like saying in the video like oh come on Matt because the cubs are like running faster than the mum so the mum's a bit in the background

and the cubs are like just sprinting like and they're just small enough and just trotting enough where this guy is just like can keep just stay ahead of them but they keep like just sprinting and plodding it they're just following him and he's just like oh come up you can hear it and it's horrible bear cubs are really fucking cute though they are cute but they're with that mama yeah it's like just animals are cute I don't expect gorillas I got no problems of gorillas and their strength but the problem is that we're talking about a gorilla versus a polar bear here yeah when it comes to humans against

both of these as well. I feel like I could there's more common ground between guerrillas and humans than humans and bears, you know? Bear just seems like when a gorilla is defending his territory isn't it guerrillas that they kind of

like stand off against you? They don't like run at you and try and just eviscerate you instantly. Yeah, they're just like, don't even try it. Oh fuck you all this shit and but a polar bear just you're done. To them humans are just prey

Yeah, it's just like Well, I'm in this frozen tundra Where there's nothing to eat And look, a nice warm meal in front of me Yeah That literally can do nothing Against me Yeah

Like it's just free food If I was to pot a bear I'd have a snack Exactly Bear wins I'm, let's settle this by just go by weight Let's go by weight Let's go by weight

Oh yeah No, that's interesting An average polar bear weight Is 450 KG That's a pretty fucking big boy Average gorilla Western gorilla 160 KG

There's just, there's no chance I'm sorry That's that's poor gorilla Because with bear That weight is mainly muscle They're fucking muscular as far Well yeah they like a polar bear The size differential is like

Well for reference I know I'm like like 70 KG. Mm-hmm. That's like five. Makes it even more horrible. I watched a video recently of like a guy in the Arctic in this like pod that they built. Yeah, no, I was watching that with you.

Oh yeah, you're with me. And the polar bear kind of comes over to it and it's like toying with it trying to get in because it knows that there's a man inside because it's like, oh, there's a little snack in there. Mm-hmm. It's like, it's a box of that. It's like, it's like a steel-en-forced box and the guy inside is shit in himself like because it's like pushing it. Yeah, he's there.

the thing has been built to defend against polar bears and he's still like there's a chance this thing could just use all of its might break it open and come I know but I'm pretty sure that if you were to shoot them I'm pretty sure they're not going to stop either because they're actually quite... Yeah you'd need like

a ridiculous weapon to take one down on the subject of that I saw video of a it was a I think it was a python or a constrictor in Africa and it was had it constricted a fucking honey badger and the honey badger just fucked it

fucking grabbed it by next a python yeah like a huge snake honey badgers are insane two jackals just came up and did nothing they just started like nibbling and the honey badger just fucked the snake and was fighting off the jackals at the same time like those things they look cute but they're

like lions and tigers and shit and they're fine they're like so just they got such big balls it's just confidence yeah it can deal with it all the only thing holding you back is confidence. Yeah. If the fucking honey badge, you can do it. I'm sure you can.

Yeah. But besides I can't. If a snake gets me unfucked, just can admit that now. Yeah, same. Well, yeah, I'm thinking like a giant anaconda versus a polar bear. I think bear wins. But if that snake can get it round the polar bear's neck fast enough.

It's not going to happen. No, because, you know, Dingo Dinkleman talks about how fast a snake can kill you. if it wraps its head around your neck it can genuinely take you out in like 30 seconds because you just stop breathing and it just strangles you and you're like

imagine if your hands had like four inch blades on every finger like surely they could just sort of swipe at their neck a bit yeah I don't know bro we're gonna have to use the jar patreon if a tiny honey badge you can pierce a snake's skin and kill it

a fucking polar bird fucking destroy a snake could just slice its whole body open Yeah, and they're too slow and big Yeah Well on that note That's the end of this episode I'm glad we got to talk about a subject like that Who do you think would win

In the fight? Yeah, between us three in the fight No, between Jamie and an eagle Bald Eagle I'm picking Yeah, I'd win Did you see that fucking Tweet I sent you about the fucking guy

Smacking a Bold Eagle Really? See, I knew it was true I could do it Thanks for supporting the show We'll see you on the next episode I also got a pissed Did this just randomly fall on the fraud

Yeah, on the foot Like that's been up there for days Yeah, what is the deal? Haunted Just when we're recording it falls down Imagine if it fell down and like Press stop record on the keyboard On the keyboard

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