JAR Media Posdact - ben drinks when he wants!

Episode Date: February 23, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:01 Housekeeping 09:07 Robots in Cities 17:44 Insane British Show 'Fat Families' 24:14 Mid Break 26:15 Fav Low Cal SNACK 27:18 Sony Shut down Bluepoint 34:42 Xbox Gaming Weird AI Man 35:48 If you owned an island... 36:38 Last Time you Fell Over 37:51 The Pawnee People 39:12 Jim was MET 40:31 What ending did you get? 43:07 the WORST GAME 50:32 Xbox Lament 52:06 The Wolf Question #BroCastS7E7

How do you go full screen on Mac? When you close your eyes really hard, what sort of shapes and colors do you see? Let me just close them. I see lines. Yeah, I see horizontal lines. I see vertical lines. Kind of like angled at like 45 degrees. Oh, they're coming out.

That's a bad omen. Jim's feeling ill. I'm on, I'm like 50% ill, you know? I'm on the journey there. In a couple days, I'm sure it would be worse. So bloody hell, man. God's sake, everybody. It's March.

It's not much. March of the Penguins. I never saw March the Penguins. Me neither. Should I be Kermit again? People loved that. Did they? No.

Why not? People got mad. Because it was too good. Good afternoon morning, evening or night. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Alex, joined by Jim. This is broadcast season seven, episode seven. Is that an omen? Seven, seven.

Seven, seven. One more seven and we got a big jackpot. She's running low on TP. She's struggling with her wipe over there. She'll get there. No rush, TP, Bill. I'm just feeling like a bugger in a bag today. I feel like a bugger at...

My brain's all five. Yeah. Barely working. I'm just trying to get snugly. Yeah. Trying to keep it real for once. I felt a little bit of like a chill down my spine earlier when I was sat at home. And I was like, you know what?

It's bedtime. So I go into bed and fell asleep. It's bed in bed. That's my story of the week. Something's gonna happen, you know? I don't know how everyone just keeps it together all the time. all the time. Yeah. Sometimes you're just going to be like, you know what?

I'm going to like the other realm that we can tap into and just like dream. The dream scape, even though I don't know. I sometimes don't like what I find. Well, that's the gamble with the dreamscape. Because sometimes it's the best shit you've ever seen in your life. Speaking of the best shit you've ever seen in your life, got a shout out those job patrons over at the Patreon.

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with how much we want to play and talk about it. And, you know, even though it is a fair use thing, but, you know, YouTube's like. Yeah, why is the radio allowed to do? do it but we're not. Um, but there's other stuff over there. The, uh, as they say's will appear there. We were planning to do one this week, but this illness has kind of delayed it.

Do you want to say what we were going to do? Put out there. It begins with an F and is followed by an A and two L's and an O, a U and a T and an S and an E and an S and an E and an A and an X and a B and an O, X. Yeah, I got lost The long of the way that I think So yeah, check that out As well as last

But not least, the journal media group chat As a group chat Block things from there In I don't There's something that needs to change Why? Because

I hate change Well I was There was like a feedback thread The other day That was reading through And I've had similar thoughts To this in a while

where I thought that with the integration of stuff from the group chat on the Patreon, it turns the housekeeping too much into what's supposed to be the question segment. Right, yeah, yep. So the change from henceforth, I think, is there can still be stuff from the group chat

as long as it's relevant to something from the previous episode is what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be cleaning up, like, bits here and there that makes sense and instead open-ended questions or like topic ideas

will either just be used as topics or put into the question segment or you'll get blocked well yeah that's always a risk that's always a risk and trolls don't get blocked thank you

that's really clever though well done so then yeah it would just be housekeeper a selection of mostly comments, YouTube comments, of some of the things from the previous week. It would be a little bit shorter as well, I assume. But I got a couple of things I want to talk to you about, bro. I can't believe she hasn't moved. She's getting a bit cold.

Someone who was angry says, thought I'd check out this channel 10 years after 8th, thinking, these guys are surely above weird casual racism in otherwise interesting videos now nope they haven't matured one bit might as well be American okay I don't really know what they're talking about we we spend the first five minutes pretending to be Kermit the frog is that racist maybe is coming racists to Canadians maybe yeah uh

bevloy said I've stood by the cars through thick and thin kermit Alex may be the last straw see you next week uh Mick Saladin said

Star Wars galactic racer feet Ben Quadronaros that looks like burnout jar manifested this I mean yeah I'm gonna have to play it now the fact that they use Ben Quadradaris

is like a as a glass yes he's in It's like a stand-up Round of applause moment Is that Ben Guajanaros? Yeah We're the fucking assholes

That is that guy Osprey Otis said this is such a great 4 to 5 a.m. post ravecast to put on Greetings from Miami Cheers, lad Oh shit, get out of there

Looks like he's stuck Get out of there, man Yeah, that's just a a funny time to listen to Kermit. I kind of miss Kermit. Bring it back. I just want to morph like into Kermit because

wearing that outfit through London, the amount of love that you get from just being Kermit, it was like, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like bringing awe and love to people's lives, you know? Kerbett is a force for good.

Yeah, this is a pro-Kermit podcast over here. I'm gonna do this one from Cobalt Rad to wrap up this segment. Just resubscribe to the Patreon and when it comes to Paisley's chanced, let me just say the hype is real. That was my soul. I love that. I think there might be a new chance type thing coming soon. Really? Bottom G's chance. You're kidding. Do you like the scary intrusive mounted camera on my chest. I didn't even notice.

It's funny you say that because, like, have you noticed these, like, security bots starting to appear? No, but... These are these robots. I've heard whispers. I saw one in person for the first time, when in London dressed as come at the frock. Oh.

I saw what are called... safer group robots, right? Um, I've since also seen one in like a Tesco in Bristol. So various cities are adopting these robots. What they've fully called, yeah. Do you have a picture of them? Yeah. No, I've got the whole rundown.

I'm going to show you the video on, because I went on their website to see like, okay, like how sophisticated actually is this? What is this thing? Is it like a glorified, glorified? Gloria fried one of those little vacuum cleaners that goes around. Oh no it doesn't really move they're static but they do speaking of Ben Gujarinarius look like a droid from Star Wars kind of. Yeah the Safer Pod S1 I can show you the video they don't move

no that's fucking look at this like him look at this scary ass video The future of site security is here introducing Saferpot S1, the next generation of site security. The SaferPod S1 comes up. Solar powered. So they're gonna outlive us. High intensity sounders with flashing... Where did you see these?

I saw, there's one in Charing Cross Station in London. Like, it's not even hidden, really. Yeah, just sat there. Yeah. zone is continuously scanned for threats equipped with next generation life spectrum analysis what i i thought that was a really weird like what does that mean life spectrum analysis the safer pod s one usually scanned for threats yeah what does that mean with next generation life spectrum analysis the safer pod s1 distinguishes real threats

from interference such as wildlife life spectrum analysis Is it like code for something? Yeah. The future of site security is here. The safer pot S1. The next generation of site security. Should we get one? Yeah, I was thinking that.

How much are they? Third mic. We could use it to film. Yeah. How much are they? I don't think you can just buy them casually like that. Well, that's fucking illegal.

Safer pod S1. But I thought it was crazy because I was like, Yeah, what do they mean by that phrasing? Yeah. So I go onto their website and see that they have a safer group AI chat. Oh. So an AI could ask me, why I could ask the box itself. He said, hey, thanks for choosing safer group.

I'm Ryan. What can I do for you? And I said, I asked, do your safer pods use any AI software to help with security? And I actually replied saying, our safer pods incorporate advanced security technology including features that leverage artificial intelligence principles for examples our systems use advanced motion sensors and bi-spectrum thermal detection for precise intruder identification so what's that like predator vision yeah yeah looking at everything false alarm algorithms designed to minimize nuisance alerts which is a form of a based event filtering, smart tilt and impact sensors that immediately alert our monitoring team if tampering or movement is detected, and signal jamming detection to identify and respond to attempts at wireless interference. Do you think that's really fucking weird?

It is really fucking weird. I'm sure that it's like scanning and saving everyone's face as well that it sees. Yeah. If they're in shops and stuff and they're like an anti-stealing countermeasure. or something. Yeah. Makes it easier to charge you, I guess. I don't know.

I'm just waiting for that. I feel like we're just on the border. It's going to happen. There's going to be some robot walking around doing something in like London. Like the first robot like crime. Like a robot will commit a crime. It's just going to be, yeah, that Will Smith movie. I robot.

I robot. I'm a robot. That's a cracker of a film. That's a belt of film. You like it? It's really good. Pro that or I Am Legend Or Independence Day

Okay, tier list Will Smith tier list Yeah, they're all gated Men in Black S tier Yeah, men in black S tier Man in Black 2 S plus Yeah

Man in Black 3 S plus plus That's That's the good one Yeah Do you count that though In like that same Will Smith era

In being No different era You know Yeah Yeah All that Yeah different era What happened to Will Smith?

What happened there, dude? He had a son. Jaden. He's got that one son before that. He had like a separate son. He's got like a secret son. Does he? Yeah.

He's like Drake. Yeah, Jaden's got an older brother that Will Smith had with his first wife. He's not a philosopher though in the same way Jaden is. No, no. I haven't heard of him in the same way. He's not as politically. and economically educated.

Sorry, sometimes I just like, I forget that I've put something in the jar dock and then I see it there. I'm like, look, did you have anything else to say on the scary robots? I just wanted to put that in there because, like, it weren't.

Yeah, no. It's so crazy. Like, I can just, like, casually talk to an AI now and it can, like... Can count calories for you. It can, um, organize your whole life. No, but yeah,

In the jar dock, I'd put down roast chicken at 9 a.m. in the morning. Do you think that's too far? Like roast chicken, like fresh, not left over, like... What do you mean? Like, roasting a chicken at 9 in the morning and eating it, maybe even getting up earlier, so it's ready for... For 9? 9 in the morning.

Toiler, Billy. TP, Bill. Yeah, why are you so dumbfounded by this concert? How do we even get onto the talk? topic of having a roast meal at 9 in the morning? A roast chicken. What's that got to do with AI? Um, what were you done with that?

Did you have more to say on that? Put a note. What did you want to talk about? I didn't know. I didn't... I didn't... How did we get onto that? How did...

Because I just saw it here. Oh. Shut. Hang on. I'm already like... Like, just out of it. Um... Say that transition.

Now for a second. You're like, what about roast chicken at 9 in the morning? My experience, like, we were having a conversation. And then I blink and, like, you're halfway into talking about chicken at 9 a.m. But, like, I guess you could. Do you think there's something wrong with that? I think that's too much to eat that early on. Like, if you don't have anything else with the roast chicken.

Just the chicken. Yeah. I think What about some gravy? Because plain roast chicken is psychotic No, if you like go to the gym and stuff Well, but no, less we forget Mike Chang brought mashed potatoes to the gym

In a little Tupperware True And he'd like be halfway through His gym workout and just pop open the mashed tater They are good to be fair Yeah, but bringing A Tupperware of mashed potato to the gymnasium is uh that cool yeah um there's one more major thing i want to talk to you about

oh god and an optional CBT i might veto it save it because we're riding on fumes i think um do you remember a show a tv show called fat families fat families fat families Yeah, it's like this... Not off the top of my head. It's like this really agro dude who just... He'd go around... It's like reality TV. Yeah.

Yeah. It was like a Sky TV show called Fat Families, right? Right. Watch out Butter Mountains. I'm coming to melt you. And I remember like catching the odd episode when it was out. Um... Is it just nasty?

And thought it was like crazy. I'm about to meet our right pair of wobblers whose weight's completely out of control. But there's a whole, like, journey to what I discovered with this guy. See if this brings any memories to you. Yeah, British TV was fucking horrible back in the day. It was just, like, really cruel. Yeah.

He was like, a lot of it. Jeremy Kyle and, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, Jeremy Kyle, like, just shouting at poor, fat people. Yeah. That was the majority of TV. I'm in Telford, Shropshire, and I'm about to meet one of the, Oh, shit.

Yeah. Yeah. I know this guy I'm in a little bit district and about to meet two right massive fatty siblings who are at the peak of their porkiness

I'm gonna be meeting some right beach blubber bellies I'm in Luton Bedfordshire and about to meet three right jelly belly jumbos I'm in London town the nation's capital home to Big Ben houses of Parliament

the London eye and four gigantic girls these girls These fasses to Porkyville These fatties haven't seen What was that? years these girls have got backstage passes to porkyville these fatties haven't seen their feet for years i'm about to meet a family of essex fatties i'm about to meet a right pair of podgy parents i used to be a

fatty myself mr and missis massive posy parents at least he ends up to being a trunkster himself once upon the time okay he got two seasons of this shit yeah rightly bloody so fucking let him have it well you might know You might not like where the story's going. Was he on the list? I'd forgotten about that. Yeah, he was on the flights. He addressed recently.

The gossip is that we're looking at one or two different ways of doing it this time. And I think you're going to quite like it. And also, it could involve one or two other people as well, potentially. Now, the thing to remember here is that you all love the catchphrases. And you might be thinking, will those disappear? Absolutely not, may I tell you. Massive fat of your heart, not police in town. No.

How is he, like, famous? How did he get to this position? So, yeah, I found that interesting and just like, like, who is this fucking dude? Yeah. There's very little available about him, but he was a hypnotherapist who, like... Oh, shit, with, um, Zach Polansky. Hypnotizing women to grow their boobie's bigger. So like where do you think it could possibly go next?

What would be like worst case scenario? What this guy has become? Or maybe what it was. Is this like an Icarus type thing? Is this like, um... Well, what would be like the fucking lamest way for this... For this guy to take his career? I don't know.

I don't know where you go from like... Abusing fat people. people. Is he obese now? No, now he's like on his album an end wokeness like Oh, fuck off.

No way. Yeah. Like, I found his Twitter right. This is a good example. He's uniquely motivated to end wokeness so he can make fun of fat people for his career. But the shit he's raging

about. Yet again. Yes, a live performance, apparently, of Pepper Pig. And the ever-growing family in Pepperland or whatever it's called. That's as a mark of respect, this particular outlet, banned meat, banned pork, banned bacon butties, band sausage rolls. Yes, I don't know about you, but I like to put a bit of meat in my mouth. So why should the majority suffer?

Because of the minority, you may say, there's a little part of me that kind of gets it out of sort of respect for animals I get that bit right but what do you think is this just yet again Britain going mad and bowing down for my heart vegans woke vegan madness

Woke vegan madness Not selling pig at the Pepper Pig show But yeah He's I think he's in the reform party You're fucking kidding me I'm serious

This um just coincidentally like came into my life um it was like on my algorithm there was like this guy short of like a clip of that saying like british tv used to be unhinged um yeah yeah yeah one of those clips and i was like shit i remember like seeing that yeah yeah yeah and went down this rabbit hole like so i'm always curious where these random people come from like katie hopkins yeah like where did katie was she on the apprentice i don't know i can't remember um some fucking bullshit like that yeah but i thought that was just unhinged Ah

And he like tweets No that is That is truly the cringiest way it could go Like To anti-woke Reform fascist Fucking hell He should get fat again

That would be a good journey For a good show He should become fat and woke Vegan fat and woke Vegan Fat and Woke We'll see you after these woke messages. Rankers on

PS5 out now. PlayStation. Hello. Rara Rha. Um, and I'm welcome to the second half of the cast where we head over to the suggestion thread over on the JAR Media subreddit.

And leave a comment if you got this far saying, make war not cookies. Make war not cookies. Did you like that one? Or did you prefer the other way around? What? make cookies not war dude or make war not cookies

make war you want to make war you gotta stand up for what you fucking believe in if yeah not just eat cookies if you roll over and become a fat fucking tub of lad just eating fucking cookies all the fucking time

who's gonna fight for your rights oh man not to go back to that but the do you also remember like Jeremy Kyle and how intense yeah he was horrible like

just from a place of like, who are you? Like, why? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a, you're a worthless piece of scum you are. Stop drinking, you fucking useless piece of shit. Meanwhile, he actually had like a drinking problem. Yeah, he was just rejecting.

Yeah, but it was fine because it was like, class. I wear a suit, you're in trackies, you fucking loser. So crazy. Get a job. Drink less. Stop being addicted to heroin You fucking asshole Chaz

Back off, dude It's so true But Antonio Phillips Has one This is from the group chat Favorite low-calorie snacks or meals KFC boneless banquets doesn't count KFC bone banquets

Just the bones It makes it healthy then You just lick the grease off the bones. Do you know what I'm really into at the moment? As a snack type thing. Yeah. Hummus. Yeah, hummus.

With like sticks of cucumber of carrot. That is good. That's kind of an old reliable. Just eggs. That's what I've been having, like, literally. Just eggs, man. Any more eggs. They're so nutritious.

Nutricious. Cut them in half. Put like a little bit chili all on. it or something. Cut them in half, put a bit of Oreo cream in between, put it back together, dip in the milk. Eggs and milk go together like peanut butter and jelly. Eggs, milk, a bit of Oreo cream. 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-1-1. So Blue Point Shutdown.

There goes my hope for a Blood-Born remake. Also, I kind of fell off wankers after they removed wanked mate duo Q. This is about the multiplayer extraction shooter. You can't escape us wankers. I didn't know duo stacking on

wanked was an option. I must have started playing after that. Yeah, same. Did you hear about this? The Blue Point who made like the Demon Souls remake on this drive. They exploded.

did. They were shut down. Why? By who? Um, by Sony. Why? They literally own bungee. They own loads of, like, random stuff that's like, what? I guess AI can just do shit now.

AI, just revamp fucking Dark Souls 2. Because they put them on making, like, a god of war, like, multiplayer game. That's what they had been doing. What? Did you not hear about this? No.

They were trying to make, like, a, I assume, like a loopbox, probably like hero shooter multi-player game. In the God of War universe? Yeah, but they cancelled it. Good. Like, who the fuck was asking for that? Yeah, but they wasted all that time and then was shut down. Why didn't they just actually make that Spider-Man game? Or Bloodborn.

Well, yeah, but duh. But you don't need a remake for Bloodborn. You just need it to run out 60. Yeah, but they could have done like a similar thing to Demon Souls where I thought that's what like Blue Point did really as a studio was like a lot of like remakes and. They do remakes, right? They don't do like. But isn't, um, but the thing with Demon Souls, but it's like, um, the gameplay is like basically the same. Yeah.

It's more like, aesthetic. It looks totally different. Right. Yeah, yeah. But you don't want that for Bloodbourne. So yeah, I don't know. It seems weird that like. Did you see there's a new Horizon game coming out?

Really? And it's like... Yeah, it's kind of like night rain. But in Horizon. What? Is it cut up? A little bit like monster-huntery. Yeah, it's kind of caught up.

Okay. A hero shooter thing. They're like hero characters. Right. Well, you're not a hope to see A-Loy again. A-Loy's in it? You're not I hope to see Alloy again. Alloy.

A-Loy. She's A-Loy. She's one of many lois. Yeah. No, I didn't give a shit. I don't know how that franchise is like... It's like 10 years old now. What is there?

Like, they've got their stranding, I guess. But that's kind of a PC. As far as like, what are like interesting Sony games? They were like fucked now. Like the Xbox too? Like I keep making these jokes because it's kind of funny how much they were like fumbled the bag. But like, they just don't release like shit

anymore. Or they like buy something up and just ruin it. Like that's just what... Yeah. Like, even Cod. Yeah, they fucking killed Cod. Like, how do you even do that? Yeah. Yeah, that's like a...

The most bankable franchise of all time. Yeah. Yeah, they all just kind of suck. Yeah. It's almost like monopolies are just bad for everyone. And now it takes like two generations for a studio to make one game.

Yeah. I started playing a new game recently. What did you play? I'm playing a game called Can. Can? C-A-I-R-N. Should I know this? What is it from? It came out like this month? Last month?

It just came out. It's like brand new. How'd you hear about this? Um, I don't know. I actually don't know how I know. Advertising? Just like... Is it a climbing game? Yeah.

Yeah, you just like rock climb a big mountain. That's like the whole game. And it's really cool. I've heard of this actually, seeing the visual. Yeah, I kept seeing like... I just saw the imagery around. And thought it was cool. And so I've known about it for ages and I added it to my wish list.

Would you recommend it? So far, yeah. yeah um i'll see how like far i get with it and stuff but it's like the gameplay's really cool super unique yeah i like when they can find like a new angle that isn't about like killing i guess yeah shooting i'm just really into um because uh i've been playing a little bit of fall out as well um which one um New Vegas, four and 76. 76?

Oh yeah, I forgot you were playing 76. Yeah, just like brain. How does it run on your PC? Um, it's fine. But like...

You pay attention to it or you just like listen to a podcast or something. It's pretty, yeah, it's like I have something on at the same time, you know? Yeah.

Um, but something I think Bethesda is really bad at. is like utilising all the the time where you're just like walking from a place to a place

traveling yeah and like it's just like they're good at atmosphere during that time that's all yeah and the music and stuff

but like the if it was just some light mechanics to like because if you go on a big ass hike right yeah

there's like challenges and stuff that come along with like like a slippery hill yeah yeah uh flooding or yeah but like in in all these older games you just kind of glide through because like even i think um rock star um does it better where it's like moving through the world is like kind of a big part of the game you know like it is death stranding you know it's like

how far do you want to make it kind of like a sime yeah recreation and I feel like if you had a game with like maybe slightly lighter climbing mechanics so like uh Breath of the Wild crossed with Ken

crossed with Death Stranding cross with like a rock star game cross with a Bethesda game like you mash all that stuff together and that shit would be fucking awesome. The most infinitely played game ever.

And on the gaming shit, Dylan says, thoughts on the new CEO of Microsoft Gaming, being a previous employee of their AI department. That's clearly like a big initiative for them, as is for a lot of tech companies. Yeah, that makes sense. Like, they're fucked, anyway. Yeah.

We were just saying, like, no one seems to buy anything that they make or care about it. The last time I was kind of like keeping one eye, half open was that that Hellblade game that they like hyped up for years and years and then it just kind of farts out and it's like wait oh this whole time it was like this tiny slither of a game and it was like kind of like a movie thing it's just like what is it like a slither like really

short game you know right um what about the gears of war game that's coming out I mean yeah come That's gotta be good, right. Dom, no. Although I wouldn't let you put my money on it. Yeah. You know, there's a chance it'll suck. And last one from the group chat is from Real I Am. If you owned an island, what would you use it for?

Good question. Um... I think I'd collect something like really... niche like chairs like I'd have just millions of different chairs you know like no two of the same type yeah like every chair is different but like it's just an island of chairs see I'd collect cures cures yeah the diseases and things

you'd be like I'd hoard all the cures you'd be like vaccine island yeah but you'd hoard them all that's dark man yeah mine was whimsical Bit t' dark, bit whimsy Lego Lobby says When's the last time you fell over Oh, that's a good, really good question

Can we? Properly, I've eaten shit on When I've gone hiking Um Really? Slipping on like mud and stuff And Yeah

Loser Luckily there's Is it cringy if you fall over And no one's around to see it? Yeah, yeah yeah, did Paisley see? She did and she side-eyed me real hard. Hell yeah.

Um, I, I don't know if it's, if it counts as falling over, but I went on the floor. You went onto the floor. I, last weekend at the party. Yeah. Someone was demonstrating how easy it is to do a fireman's lift by picking me up and then they dropped me.

Oh shit. So it was fine. Yeah, I'd say that counts. I did like a little roll on the floor and stuff. You probably weren't the only one to fall over that night, so I think it's... I wasn't the only one to fall over because he fell over while doing the fireman left. There you are. A.J. Hunter says, are you guys aware of the Pawnee people?

A Native American group from Nebraska in northern Kansas who spoke the porny language and gave their name to Borneo, Oklahoma. There are around 3,000 bornes in America. today. So think the so-called number one porny podcast should meet a real-life pornie. Also, believe it or not, but their sworn enemies back in the 1800s were the Vecna tribe from Idaho. No, I'm just fucking with you. But all the porny stuff is real, I swear. Bear, bear, and let the porny people speak through you boys. We're going to meet the Vecna people and be fucking redacted.

We can become the Vecna's. Yeah. I didn't know about this until a certain month. when I actually like I kept Googling like porny and spelling it wrong spelling the way of the real people right um and found that to be the case

and was like oh is that like linked to what they were doing with the film or something no way is it linked yeah in the film it's just because he looks like a porn from a chest set yeah um so that's that's kind of fire yeah that's fucking cool

Good maths, guys. Good maths guys. Oh, this is a nice one from Identity is found. This is a question for Jim. I met you about a year ago. I remember pouring you a glass at a friend's house in Swindon after another mutual friend's wedding in 25. I was decanting another.

You didn't want to wait. Honey badger drinks when he wants. Quote. I made the clutch move of ordering us a pizza at 1 a.m. my question is do you remember this? Yes You do it Uh-huh

Oh right I thought it was like a joke It was real Yeah it's real That pizza was clutch as well Honeybadger drinks when he wants Is that what I said Yeah he's put in quotation marks

You didn't want to wait Quote Honey Badger drinks when he wants Then I made the clutch move Of ordering us a pizza at 1am That is a clutch move That is a clutch behaviour. But yeah, I remember it clear as day. I even remember what I said.

That's crazy. Do you know what I said? What did you say? I said Honeybadger eats when he wants. And I got the pizza. It is clutch to order at 1 a.m. That is clutch. Yeah.

Especially in Swindon. True. Poo Investigator says, Hey, Wankers worldwide. I'm sorry if this is too personal of a question. question but I just wanted to know what ending you guys got in wankers for PS5 I got the dream lounge ending and actually made me really mad and angry on another note I'm really excited for wankers PS2 I think Peter Molyneux will knock it

out of the park and I can't wait to hold hands and wank together ending to which one which wankers just wankers which ending we got in wankers PS5 yeah um like first ending or just what you got. Well, I've done them all now. Which do you consider like canon ending? Which do I think is canon? Yeah. Um, good question. Because there's the, there's the hidden ending too if you get the wanker crystal collectibles. Yeah, but I don't know if I like the hidden ending. Like is it over explains kind of. Yeah, and what it sets up for like the wanker's continuum. Like I don't know, I don't want it to go and

that direction. I want, I want some more like salad days wankers. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it's possible though it's kind of a lightning in a bottle type. Yeah. Type situation. Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. Controversial. I do like the dream land ending. Not as like my canonical ending, but like, as like a sting at the end. As an option, yeah. As like it, like you're drinking the, the tequila with the scorpion on the back of your hand like um like Craig David and but then the sting it gets you in the eye like that's what the dream lounge ending feels like to me yeah yeah we'll have to see how wanker's genesis turns out but you know yeah but i guess kind an ending i'd have to go um the flashlight ending fleshlight ending spoiler alert

Yeah, I'm not into flashlight ending. I just like the, uh, the Smilers ending. Okay. You know? Interesting to hate. I like Smilers ending. Yeah, okay. Um, Master Green says,

Hello, Jarr. Can you give an updated list of the worst games you've ever played? Alex once said that Fallout 76 was the worst game he ever paid money for. I was wondering if this was still true. Personally, the worst game I've ever played was the prequel to Wankers. wankers genesis we don't get all those great character moments between the wankers because they haven't met yet

to be fair we do get to see the first time our character realizes they're a wanker when they had their penis in this hand and said now this I like it sends chills down my spine I've been waiting for that one to catch on however it didn't make up

the small move set and the lack of abilities because he canonically hasn't got them yet. It's especially annoying because they already retconed how our character got their classic wanking scar. If they're going to retcon it should at least be in service of the gameplay thoughts.

Yeah, preaching hardcore facts there that one cannot deny. But it still has a soft spot in my heart. I didn't, that's what's so crazy as they fucked so much stuff up. I forgot about the whole scar situation. That whole

drama that like, that was huge. Huge. What? You know, the wanker's scar drama. Wanker's scar? Yeah. He hasn't got them yet. Oh, shit.

He already reconed how our character got the classic wanking scar. Oh. It's all out whack, timeline wives. Yeah, that's fucking lazy. I'd literally never realize that. Was that a controversy at the time? Yeah. What the fuck?

Huge. Wow. Like bigger the mass fit three type stuff. How did I miss that? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know, bro You gotta get your algorithm in check Crazy, crazy

Crazy Um, one of the worst games I've ever played is Dark Souls 2 But you were just saying the other day How you secretly love it And that you can't bring that up on the cast I mean Did I just do that thing

Where my thoughts come out as verbal? Did my say that out loud? Uh, I feel like 76 is really good and not bad like Dark Souls T. One of the best games I played is The Forest. That would be one of my worst. It was funny, created memories. But it was kind of like friend sloppy, you know? It's friend sloppy.

You know, I heard these, like friend slop. Oh, like it's good because you're with friends virtually. There's four creatures and there's, like directional audio and funny clips of it on have you seen the latest one the um the like gnome um burglars no you're just trying to get crazier your tiny little names like running around a house and there's like a guy who hunts you and grabs you and puts you in the fridge and you got to like steal this stuff have you seen this um shark dentist game no that's uh

That looks kind of work. Have you heard of this game called Cairn? Where you're climbing. Yeah, you have to... The friend slot where you're like climbing a mountain. Yeah, you have to climb, um... Water. I love climbing water.

You know, um, Tom... You know Tom Daly? Yeah. The swimmer. Yeah. Do you think he's strong enough to swim up water? Like, up a waterfall? Yeah.

Uh, there's only one way to find out. come on tom swim up swim up tom you capture him and force him to swim up yeah i can't do it all of my strength was a lie what you can't even swim up you're that weak are you kills him pulls his head off with bare hands in minecraft though no In real this time. In waterfall. What did you have against him? Why would you do that to him? Because he didn't swim up.

Oh, but if he swam up. If he swam up, I'd give him a high five. With your bare hands. Yeah. Or with our little feet. Because his hands would be tired at that point. No, man. So we'd interlock our toes.

Why are they like juicy? Because he's wet from the waterfall, swimming up. All right. Mossy. Yeah. A goddamn marshy toes. You were cheating, Tom, Daly. You're not supposed to use the moss.

He was like... Climbing like a bear climbs the moss on the side of the mountain, you know what I mean? To get his honey? Yeah. Did you know, it's actually like the reason they hunt for honey, bears in the wild, is because honey allows them to stick... easier to mountains. Ah, that makes sense, that makes sense.

So, yeah, then they can climb further up. They're very capitalistic bears. Damn, they're not very class-conscious. No. Well, they're class-conscious in that they all want to be at the top class, hence the highest, hence obtain that he who controls the honey controls the top of the mountain, because only... Is Winnie the Boo like royalty? Yeah, he's a clothed bear.

True. He keeps it real downstairs though. Yeah, he let that thing swing. If he needs to go, he just goes. He's that kind of bear. Yeah, I think most bears do that, to be fair. Can you do a Winnie the Pooh? Can I do a Winnie the Pooh?

Who's the I, Hoddo? How the fuck does he talk? Um You'll love to let me work on that one I can only practice while driving a vehicle Right You made any progress on a Fallout goal

No I've not really driven much lately Only every day But while I'm ill I'm trying to just be as normal as pos The only thing I do every day is Play Xbox pretty much Yeah I eat carrots

most days now. Just raw carrots. Yeah. I just cut the two knobby bits off. And then flick him to Billy. And I go,

Hey, what's up, Doc? What's up, Doc? What's that, belly? Yeah, this Xbox shit, man. When are they going to be a...

When are they going to be a what? When are they going to be like a... A fragment of history? Are you hyped for the demise of the Xbox? I want my Xbox to be rare. Yeah, so you can finally get your money's worth from it. I want my Xbox to be rare. I want it to be like weird that I have an Xbox.

Really? I've got Project Scorpio, so fuck you. I've got the rarest Xbox there is. You got to be. put that shit in like a glass box now yeah keep it like preserved the trouble is I think I used the packaging as like a toilet when I was a full on gamer

father what's an Xbox oh some shit that sucked I thought yeah yeah crazy something Bill Gates endorsed and loved as did the rock was this before or after 2008

Well, the Xbox series Scorpio came out. Yeah. Can you smell what the rock is Xboxing? Can you smell my achievements pop? What? More choice. 1340 says, howdy mingers. Howdy?

I'm glad you enjoyed my important whale facts thread a couple of weeks ago. the fact I was able to contribute in a small way to a top 10 thumbnail is one of the bigger achievements in my life. What was the thumbnail? You know, the whale. Okay, yeah. This week, I have a slightly different topic reintroducing whales. Wales to the plains of the UK grasslands.

What? This week I have a slightly different topic. Reintroducing wolves to the UK. What do you think about this? Is it a good idea? or a bad idea. To be clear what I'm talking about here, grey wolves are extinct in the UK roughly 500 to 600 years ago. Reintroducing them would probably only occur in the highlands of Scotland, as this is where there's enough space for a sustainable population. Benefits will include keeping deer numbers down at sustainable levels, which in term will allow forests to regenerate naturally across the highlands, which have been absent for centuries.

This will sequester carbon, reduce downstream flooding and allow rare plants, animal species to recover. Look up the, what does that say? Capa Kali? It's like a type of bird. I googled it earlier. I'm so, wow, if you want an example species that could benefit. This process is called rewilding.

The reason I ask is because I'm an ecologist, I'm mostly travel in ecologist circles. I don't absorb enough opinions that are different from my own. I think the jar crew and the jarlings are well-read, intelligent, but obviously not specialist experts in biology, in biology. So opinions like yours are important at reintroducing, as reintroducing wolves, is an ongoing debate

in UK conservation. Thanks so much, lads, for brightening my Monday. Thank you for your question. You're a little bit wrong, because we are experts. As were wolves. Right.

Do you want to... No, you go. Do you want to hear my pros and cons for wolfing? Yeah. see if I did that instead of like dogging it's wolfing um A um it's good because it would

introduce some like danger like to just life you want to like just overpopulate everything with wolves everywhere yeah I want to solve this problem with wolves type of yeah let's

that that's like politically what I'd run on where the party of wolf minimum of like hundreds of wolves per town deal so that government says yes that's pro that's pro number one okay danger um like danger factor it's like what's the the wise dark source so addictive because the the like risk reward you know what's more be like yeah i'm gonna go to lidor well make sure you you pack a spear for them wolves yeah bring a shield love yeah yeah Like, uh, it just makes everything more, uh, engaging, you know, when you have shit to think,

like, oh, I could die on the way. Make sure you pack a controller for your Xbox. Have you set the traps before you get into bed? Um, another positive, uh, maybe we could, with this influx of wolves, maybe we could start to domesticate them. and with domestication we can like

buy it we can bioengineer them into like little stupid fucking assholes that like retain all the aggression but none of the power so that's another

positive yeah that would be like a fun way to practice eugenics yeah prove that eugenics really does work and any negatives

any negatives any negatives I guess the negatives is they can be kind of cringy. Like... When they pose and howl at a certain angle at the moon. Yeah. It's like, why are you doing that?

Yeah, you're like trying to aura fam, but... Yeah. It's not worth it. But failing. Yeah, that's just cringe. Only a werewolf could do that. Yeah. As far as I'm aware, aware, you're not where.

That would be a good, like, another flavor to add to the UK. It's boosting how much, um... lycanthropy is around. Mm, yeah. Like, that would be a good, good plus. Yeah, start stocking up on wolvesbane. Yeah, silver bullets. Yeah.

Yeah. All things like anti-warwolf are cool as fuck. Like, werewolf hunting, cool. Werewolf hunters are cooler than the werewolves, though. I mean. Yes. 100%. Like, that's the whole reason to have the werewolves is to have the cool werewolf hunters.

think that does a lot about you if you prefer the where or the hunter um is that anyone that prefers the where yeah the hunter of where I'm a wear hunter I'm a wear wolf yeah

I'm a wear honey bear fuck yeah bring the walls back I say let's swap the exact human population with wolf Yeah. Let's match it one to one. Just see...

One wolf, one human. One wolf for every... On the island of the UK. Yeah, I think that would make things more fun. Do land masses have names? What do you mean by that? Land masses, like consonants? No, not...

Because like we're in the continent of Europe. But the island that we're on now, so England... Yeah. Which is also attached to Wales... in Scotland. But like, what's the whole thing called? The United Kingdom.

Well, no, because that would include Ireland, which is a separate island. The body of England and Scotland? You mean, is there a name for those combinations? Well, but, like, that land mass, like, it's land... There might be a term, like, a name for it, hang on. Well, if not, can we call it Wolfland? Oh. I'm imagining it.

It's like 28 years later, but there's no zombies, just wolves. England and Scotland. It's an alpha. I'm the alpha wolf. It's just the landmasset includes England, Scotland and Wales is called Great Britain. It's the largest island within the British Isles archipelago. It's called Great Britain. While sometimes referred to simply as Britain, Great Britain is the distinct geographical name for the island,

while the United Kingdom is the political entity. So Ireland isn't a part of Great Britain? I guess it's not, yeah. No. It's not when you put where you're born and stuff. Ireland is different. I'm glad we figure that one out. Hip, hip.

I'm a wear cat. I'm a wear tiger. I'm a meow buyer. Billy's got her vampire outfit for Christmas. Does she? Yeah. Can you put it on screen? now.

Yeah. I guess Billy can take it away. Billy. Vampire Billy. Wishes everyone a happy Halloween slash Christmas. Which do you feel more at this moment? More Halloweeny or more Christmassy?

I feel mostly, I'd say, after all of the werewolf talk, I'm going to have to go with Christmassy. I'm going to go Xbox-Missy. Do you think Santa Claus is to fight wolves up in the northern... He opens a portal and it's like, Santa, we need your help, motherfucker. Yeah. Santa says that to Santa.

Something like that? Santa opens a portal. A werewolf version of that. It says to werewolf Santa. Shana, I need your help. Then he cuts to black. Yeah. T.

Santa and where Santa will return In Xboxia Xboxia Inner Earth I believe in the inner earth You go One of us needs to either be a flat earther

Or a inner earther Why can't they both be true They can I guess Do you want to fall on that flag? Yeah. Now, after the E-files, I would believe fucking anything. Was inner earth confirmed real in the E-files? Yeah, that's where Maxwell was like flying him in the helicopters. Let's just pop down to inner air, love.

In that classic Epstein voice. Yeah. We have found in Earth. I repeat. There's like a video log of him like Avatar style. This is not. What's this fucking island called? We are not in Kansas anymore.

This is inner earth. We may have seen a con. Little St. James. Really? Is that seriously what it's called? Yeah, because there's also big St. James. Oh, my fucking God, dude. And he owned both of them.

St. James. He owned both of those islands. Well, on that note, we'll see on the next one. What the fuck? I hope. People were better by then. Right by his island is a place

called chocolate hole. Are you serious? Yeah, look. What fuck? Can you zoom in and take a screenshot of that and send it to me? Yeah, so look. Hold up.

Chocolate hole? Yeah. Look, look, that's his island there. Chocolate hole is right there. Uh, okay. Wanna just pop over to chocolate hole for breakfast, love? You don't want to eat breakfast to chocolate at all? Yeah.