JAR Media Posdact - BI GUY ICE ICE

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 06:52 Housekeeping 33:58 Triple Peep Show CBT 47:26 Mid Break 49:40 Pennywise Scare Tactics 56:43 Get. More. Pets. 59:56 JAR Farm 1:02:51 Ice Spice Spongebob 1:05:33 VA 1:06:52 YouTuber Theme Park 1:12:11 Gooner LIAR 1:16:08 Jim makes it GROSS #BroCastS6E4

Letch-loch-loi lopsoi La L'leu la loy If you can explain what la lilo-le-la-lo means In the context of milkie solid tea I will buy you a pint of beverage Um, it's an undercover It's like a phrase for a, uh, like an operation a trigger word for like an undercover

like an undercover kind of operation it's like when you play operation and then you hit the side of the metal yeah I'm trying to find my new laugh yeah I know what you mean I just want to laugh that's you know it makes everyone go

Nice Yeah, that's an option The Jared Letto Joker Oh no, I was trying to do the Italian I know who you meant exactly But it just also kind of conjured I obviously don't have the same Bellows as him

You need that exact like build Yeah That bolder build Yeah yeah yeah I need to eat more pizza More pizza more gars I've had a gar in ages Order me pizza order me Pete

I don't think I can have a gar Yeah, anyway Do you think it will make the hankering's too strong I think I need to give it more time Really How have the hankering's been? Does it just come and go? Whenever I'm stressed it comes

Especially recently my brain was like Need Go, get them Get your precious I'm talking about cigarettes Yeah, yeah yeah Don't know what I'm talking about Yeah

How long's it been? no and did he stop how many years? Well the 1st of January it stopped nice so your new year's resolution can be to buy a packet no no the celebration for doing it for a year so I've won just one

yeah you can't buy one so you have to buy a pack so yeah but then I'll save the the pack for the following year yeah yeah so that's smart my friend I've got the smart well speaking of being smart

good afternoon morning evening or night Ladies and gentlemen, I'm welcome to broadcast season 6, episode 4. 64. 64. 64, 64, Zoolane. Nice. Nice. Nice. I guess I'm Alex joined by Jim. 64, 64, 64, 64 Zuline. That should be like a new meme type thing where people just start doing that. More humor we need. yeah

I don't really get it I thought it was like the the hand movement it's like what are you like checking for cancers on your bullsack

on like an elephant just a regular checkup elephant see if it make sure things aren't twisted down there that's one of my biggest fears having the old twist yeah

yeah I've always I've always had that fear that I've got a twist down there the torsion I had um calf cramp uh was it yesterday morning or the morning before um those are poohy nasty yeah i had to like jump up out of bed and like stand on my and like do the stretch but like it lasted for a while but then i also see it when i get it it's like well that kind of count counts as like going to the

gym that day yeah because then the muscle like hurts for a bit it's like yeah that's getting stronger yeah if you're the same way about like when i watch a three-hour long movie it's like woof that was exhausting learning for the day done and exercise and exhausted now you're sat there eating gummies and popcorn and um and if it's like mission impossible it's like oh this is tiring like from all the running and shit yeah yeah yeah it's like vicarious so your your um heartbeat yeah your adrenaline's pumping yeah yeah i remember my adrenaline going crazy and um in the Bain versus Batman fight in the Dark Night Roses.

Yeah. Mine went a bit crazy when all the cops went underground at the same time. Yeah. Hey, all the cops go underground now! Yeah, we found the bad guys. Every cop, go! What a stupid fucking movie. Yeah.

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Have a chocky minty on me. No. This is more like a chocky minty on you. You know? Yeah. Thank you for the chocky minty patrons. But yeah. Charles Dhrallis, there's all sorts of content over there in the huge building playlist.

Last week we did my unhinged TikTok likes. that was interesting we read uh part one of sonic dot e xe that was like a full like 40 minute long maybe longer actually um read through of that i think we're gonna do part two to that today i want to hear what we have like more demand for going forward like after this one like what do you guys want the most yeah because i'll be real i'm really enjoying reading these um like prime like salt of the earth cringe creepy bastards yeah yeah it's like high concentration cringe yeah yeah yeah yeah so it's good stuff I'm enjoying it so I hope yeah I hope

yeah I hope everyone feels the same way so check out that playlist there's heaps and heaps on there and last but not least the jar media group chat where I'll hop in there ask for suggestions before we record and all this and all that and um Let's do some housekeeping, man. Yeah, can I just quickly touch on something that you forgot? Whatever you got. Paisley's Chance. Oh, yes.

Even if you want to just do like one month of Patreon, watch Paisley's Chance and then dip out, I understand. That'll be fair, yeah. But once you view all the chances, I have a funny feeling you'll be sticking around. Yeah, that's all I'll say there. Moving on to housekeeping, sorry to pull us back. I mean, we're trying to think now. There must be enough chance videos to almost to,

be its own playlist of sorts, you know. We're going to have to do like your chance and like you have to eat out of like a dog bowl. It's actually like really hardcore and, uh, you eat like dog food. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, help, man. You're like the fucking jigsaw. Come in on the trike.

Yeah. Got some doggy chow chow. Um, another shout out to jar lightsabers.com. I'll throw this out. when I remember um because the global slaps are now 155,000 damn that's a big jump that is a big jump so we want to see that keep going up I'm not going to be happy till there's a million slaps on yeah yeah yeah I agree I want you guys to all have carpal tunnel by the end of this week I want to hear one million tomorrow so go to jar lightsabers dot com if you're confused and you'll quickly find out

what we're talking about so have have um chrome open one tab jar lightsabers other tab like NHS RSI like yeah especially if you work from home there's no excuse oh yeah yeah yeah we need you clocking in to jar lightsabers dot com yeah come on what the fuck man hmm I love that one it's such like an organic nice yeah yeah yeah yeah we've got layers to it now uh huh it's like built into its own little story yeah I love when um when an idea can become manifest yes Yes. Is community ideas manifest? Yeah. It's proof that we're not all individual flames amidst the sea of candles, you know?

We're more like each individual blocks of wood being thrown onto the flame to maintain the single flame. That is a brilliant metaphor. And some, yeah. No, I'm not even going to try and add to it. I was going to. I was going to try and make it a bit more randian. No Let's leave it where it's at And then the other Pieces of wood

Can build upon Yeah Our flame It's just Um Are you a little tweak Or you're fucking Yeah yeah

Yeah And all these All these fucking saplings Trying to Yeah You're too green You're putting the fire out man You're making all this smoke

Yeah what the hell You're too green Mother Fever Oh no more swearing, by the way. I want you to instead say ether. Effing hell. Oh, hell's a swear as well actually nowadays, so.

Effing. Ugh. Underworld. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Cringe. So let's do, yeah, let's shift into housekeeping.

Do a couple from the J.M.G.C. Do a couple from the J.M.G.C. Oh. J.M. so Jehovah Nah what is it Reveal media group chat Ah

Usurp Noodle has this to say Do you ever silent scream Flail your arms or simply Quote get R worded in here When people aren't looking Basically any unexplainable behaviour done in silence while not in the viewing range of any person Such as if you close the door for someone

And start flailing and silently screaming Knowing that they're still on that other side of the door and that they will never know what you're doing. Thanks, blood. Nice on blood. Welcome to the resistance, blood. Yeah. Welcome to the wooden wood flame blood.

Yeah. Yeah, big time. Especially for me, it's when I'm in the bathroom. Because most bathrooms have mirrors as well. So I'll look into the mirror and go like, you know that guy who like scared the baby on TikTok? Yeah, yeah. Or I'm that classic.

it's in one of the first episodes of peep show with jeremy he's like having an interview or something and he just goes that's really funny yeah yeah that's yeah he just like scrunches up his face in like the weirdest way yeah uh-huh yeah that's what i'd be doing i kind of um get it out whenever you do the quick sweep make sure there's no one even like yeah you look out the window make sure no one from another window another building can see you then you just start dancing you start jigging yeah yeah that's what i do or i um that's a good thing about having dogs as well like when it was with uh-huh when it was with argue it was like right time to rage bait argue and normally it would be like by doing a dance while doing like an annoying like voice

and then you get ah ah ah and like he gets all angry when anyone dances now yeah so that would be why yeah no I love being around but he he's like I use my pets um when I have them as like stimming tools right yeah that's kind of what I mean I guess yeah yeah yeah because I tried that I tried the same thing on Paisley but quickly found out that she loves dancing yeah she jumps up and tries to dance with she just wants to just dance herself yeah she starts she like gets up like human anthro dog and so she'll close Scooby-Doo you know yeah it's weird it freaks me out um She does all the, like, footwork and everything. Billy's a good one I find.

Ragebaiting cats is, like, next level. My major stim is, like, putting my voice in that kind of argy place. And the, and the, like, the jar thing, the me, blah. That's fun, isn't it? Yeah, but it's, like, become its own thing, you know? It's been morphed. Yeah. It's been usurped.

But the thing is, when I go to, um, to mom and dads, Um, like, because Argi's my Stim creature, um, this isn't like in privacy. And I, I really, like, pissed off dad recently. Because, what did you do? Um, well, I, I was, um, going like, Augie, baby. And I kept doing that. Um, oh, poor boy. And then, um, like, my mum came in.

Um, because I, I, gone over for tea um and she was like tired and stuff and then i like started using the voice on mum and i was like oh mama tired yeah and then that was that yeah he was like what are we doing here what is this jim what is this you took it too far yeah and then like him doing that I was like, oh shit, yeah. I am like doing this out loud. It must be so fucking annoying. Yeah.

And it's always more like sensitive to, especially when kids are like being really well. But we, it's actually coming quite handy for us to like do the audio. But we used to clap as loud as we could. And do you remember that I came home once? Like it had a long, hard day at work.

Yeah. His kids are just like, both of us just clapping as loud as we did and leather sofa when you slap the leather sofa because loud as you yeah it's like no reason smack it

just making it a fucking racket and it's like echoing anti-social for like no reason yeah and he'd walk in and just be like what the fuck are you doing it's so annoying yeah

and then you kind of realise yeah that's really fucking annoying especially now if I like go to see mum and dad after work who have a argue and whenever someone enters the house he is to like go and tell

everyone by like just barking at them and then he goes to whoever's walked into the house and just like stands there and barks at them and it's fucking annoying unless it's you by yourself yeah unless well that's when there's nobody there to tell right but he's like an alarm system and he'll just stand by you

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh and then you pat him and he stops and then you stop patting him oh oh oh so fucking annoying everyone loves him so fucking annoying it's it's a fun novel to you like the first time but yeah yeah um so did we answer the questions blood yeah we talked about our stim's blood this is the resistance podcast bled um blood um and the other one from the german group chat from Mr. Blue Pumpkin Need R-E-9. Might not be the right question for the time, but a few years ago Alex had a call with a bungee dev about destiny. Is he allowed to spill some tea from that conversation on must his

lips remain sealed? Or was it ex-Bunggy Dev? Um, so I spoke to a couple people from Bung. Bung. Bung. Oh, old bung, a new bung, bungee. Um, Bungy. I guess I guess I can say one of them because there's nothing really there's nothing secret anymore hmm one yeah yeah one you said one of them so i put one oh right i thought you were putting your one finger up to say if i put my hand up it's higher okay sure one sure this is just for numbers yeah sorry um that was distracting so what which one uh marty o'd donnell i had a meaty

conversation with this was pre-year's weird politics stuff yeah we made this move to be like I don't know what that that shit's about um we had like a four hour long chat or something just about the his perspective anyway um which he did preface to take with like a grain of salt is like it's his perspective his take of what went down yeah but there's nothing like secretive at this point there what there was some stuff uh that you told me at that time that wasn't known that is now known. Oh, really? With the whole, yeah, the whole process of, uh, uh, bungee being sold to Sony and.

Right, right, right. And like, yeah, there was a, just a few months ago, there was a, a funny one where, like, just by chance, basically, I got into a conversation with someone who works on destiny right now, um, but not at bungee, like, they're contracted to do stuff in the game. Um, but, like a completely different level to like marty's input um but i don't know i it's just also sad now because i don't know if you saw anything about the latest um Sony financials they addressed destiny saying that they've lost about 200 million dollars from the purchase of bunchy um and it's the first time in a financial earnings call that they've like put down something to

as far as like a numerical yeah so it's basically it's like a lose-lose everyone in the the end well outside um yeah activation came out all right from it but so did the so did the like management suite who all had the uh these uh generational wealth yeah contracts of which marty o'Donnell was one he now has generational wealth um yeah yeah from owning what he did of bungee And then suddenly he radically hates immigrants. So yeah. Yeah, that's an interesting one for me because, like, yeah, I don't like that politic shit. But I'm not going to deny that the music he made means something so important to me.

So there is like a weird, yeah, it always goes back to the artist type thing, right? Yeah, yeah, definitely the author and all that. he was probably chiller back then before he was a rich um like separated uh i don't know i don't know i don't know either but yeah i can't i guess we can't talk about him and not touch on that you know yeah yeah i thought it was quite disappointing so it's like yeah putting all this like oxygen into this shit when like you could just be doing what you're good at like making music yeah

and just like it kind of grants it it affects halo to me it's like what actually is the intent behind this then like killing aliens

in a in the video it doesn't do that for me at all because it was like an enormous crew of people yeah yeah

it was more tightly knit though too and it's also like it was people like him all working together

and feeding into what it was back then It's, what I more so mean is how people can co-opt it, like, the way the Trump administration has. But that, like, that happens with so much, like, music and all sorts of, like, imagery and we've covered it before, I feel. Yeah. I just feel like some stuff is, uh, more easily adopted, you know, like Forrest Gump. Morris Gump's a funny one.

It is, though. I guess, yeah. that's all I'm saying we don't need to do a whole deep thing about it but Jane Cotton who said trying to podcast his way through Jazzgate

typical Alex what's Jazzgate the Transformer so speaking of well Destiny I made a video it was like a week ago that was talking about that financial earnings call

and um they put like a update out about the state of the game and stuff like that and I was going through it. But somehow, the version of the video I uploaded, I didn't. Put jazz in it. No, I did put jazz in it.

But I forgot to turn the decibels down. So, like, normally. Yeah, it was like, completely incomprehensible video because, like, the jazz was so fucking loud. It was, like, louder than my voice. Yeah. And I was. That works well with Destiny, though. like yeah maybe i should have left it but also it's like oh fuck this happens now and again when you

like make a bunch of videos you'll make like a super simple easy um mistake and like you're just heart drops when you see like all the comments or whatever it's like fuck um sometimes you can get away with it um when people interpret something as intentional right you just go yeah yeah because there's one because I always go like up down left right to like sink the different sources at the beginning um and I'd left that in in one of them

and like the comments are just like oh it was funny when he went like up down left right yeah it like turns into a thing yeah yeah and then it becomes like why people are watching yeah yeah yeah I mean that I feel like that's the um the George Lucas approach you know yeah it's like

glup shito type shit and he's like oh you guys like resonate with that well that's what it's so kind of like ironically funny about the style of situation is that like a lot of the best shit about that early trilogy was stuff that you had to make basically in spite of what he really wanted yeah yeah yeah you're so restricted yeah but like it it created the perfect conditions for cool shit to come out of it and then when he's given the like full rain then you see what's like oh that's maybe what it actually looks like yeah yeah um so yeah that's that's jazz gate uh yeah

did you report to the shareholders well the way i made it a video addressing it and then but i uploaded an unlisted version of it of the original one so you can still access it if you want um that's kind i thought that was bloody kind to be honest yeah that's really friendly Um Douchezdal said Anti-Morninger radicalization pipeline is crazy Um I feel like anti-Morninger is

kind of default human I think you have to be pipelined out of it Yeah, we actually have a good I do, I've got a triple CBT to do after housekeeper A triple! Yeah, it's a really good one But one of the quotes kind of goes into what we just saying that um but man it housekeeping was really good this week so i'll try and get through

this um ingfrills said one day this video will be 100 years old uh-huh that's i mean when we started jar that's what like the code name was the 100 year project yeah like we don't think about jar in the contemporary we think about what jar looks like from 2550 you know yeah yeah yeah and um i guess we kind of predicted the the outcropping of AI because like we don't have to stop until we hit the hundred year mark then we're done yeah we're kind of like a podcast out of time yeah we're a podcast from like 1066 mm we're a podcast from route 66 mm i went to a um little burger bar called Route 66 in Swindon.

Was it damn good? It was decent. I had some buffalo wings. Yeah, I like buffalo wings. Yeah, they were good. So, they do cheap wings on Wednesday. Oh, Wednesday wings. Yeah, wings Wednesday.

It's like 66P for a wing, per wing. So you can get like 20 wings. It's for less than 20 quid. Nice. Um, I have a question. Uh-oh. If in someone's username, they have redacted's name in it. Do I have to say redacted or can I say it?

You have to say redacted. Because like on the listeners end, they can unredact it. They know what is redacted. Okay. So user redacted's witness says, why can baby Rick still be spoken of but not redacted? We didn't do fucking baby Rick month, did we? Both were innocent and both were taken too soon.

Also, that's like they... Different context. Redacted, he got a lot of time, a lot of screen time. A lot of time. Baby Rick got one episode. The most time. More than anything else. It's arguably the furthest to a bit has ever gone on Joe, actually.

Yeah. I don't think we've ever ran consistently with one thing. That hard, that long. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, baby Rick, I mean, baby Rick was tragic, yes. Baby Rick, um, baby Rick was, you know, we, we remember baby Rick and, um, but we didn't dedicate, you know, our hearts, minds and souls to everything that baby Rick was for an entire month. And then we didn't have a hard stop on that.

Baby Rick is an event that happened that we can talk about. both important but they're on different sides of the spectrum you know yeah well one is a thing that just like happened and the other is something that we did that needs to have an end yeah and a you know well an end with a question mark well yeah like with a like post credits like teaser sort of thing mm you know but like a redacted will return yeah redacted will return Maybe Redactive rule Return question mark

In 2028 During the American Elections On the 100th year Yeah And imagine how fucking hype it would be The smoke Like dissipates

Because like AI is so good by then At Comic-Con Oh shit Like AI versions of us Are like projected onto robots That are doing live shows Yeah, yeah, yeah. With Tupac and Biggie. Yeah. Oh, my

God. That's too good. Oh, I like this one from Hoodied. The chances of anything coming from Jha or a million to a one, they said. But still, they're perfectly done. Shout out, man. To the 70s, the best decade. Yeah, I think...

Just on aesthetics, I mean. yeah and 70s had issues yeah race relations and stuff like not great um but in another sense like it's all been downhill since then the clothes music yeah the um the ushering in of margaret that's my favorite just yeah just great times um was the 70s the rise of like punk as well because I feel like that that's the one bit of like British culture I can latch onto and be like yeah I'm glad that like we

like we kind of led that yeah you're right in mid-70s rooted in 50s rock and roll and 60s garage rock mm-hmm yeah that's something to be proud of yeah I think most of the UK's musical contributions

yeah you know something to be proud of at Sheeran cold play ice spice no what's her name jessie jessie jay yeah she's british yeah not icepice it's all about the money money money what's some what's her name lowly young fuck yeah the latest on the scene yeah yeah yeah hello lorley you're out there lola love your new one lola would you like a fish and chips lola um so two more here before we do this uh

Mega CBT. Super Anto 8763 said Great video guys. I just wanted to ask what happened to Jamie's skeptic channel where he used to

debunk Christianity and the SJWs. What happened to it? Yeah. Um, I sold it. Who did you sell it to? Um,

what's his name? Alex, Alexander O'Connor. Okay. Yeah, he kind of, I passed the torch to him. I was like, go on, lad. You sold it to Just a Robot.

Have you ever seen that channel? No. I only know of it because, um, I saw this, I can't remember where I saw it. I saw this thread somewhere. Maybe it was like a YouTube drama thread. And it was like, Jarr has done something awful. And I was like, what? What the fuck?

Then I go on it and it's this channel, Just a Robot. Who some people call JAR. Oh, yeah. No, I've kind of got a vague moment He's in constant drama And he's one of those P&G tubers As the like cross arm Oh yeah, yeah, yeah

Fucking pretentious assholes Yeah, that's The skeptic era I think was the darkest period of YouTube That's not true The darkest period is like right now But that was like a shameful Yeah

Well I think he's still doing it Yeah, yeah, but I mean They're not like the thing anymore I'm thinking about like shoe on head like rush she's like bigger than ever yeah yeah yeah I'm more right wing than ever

funnily enough nice epic yeah that really threw me off thanks what we'll be talking about there uh no your a skeptic channel where you

yeah that's right christianity Yeah, I feel like You know, Ricky Jervais Kind of has that base covered The one guy that still thinks Like being an atheist is hard And not just like the norm Wow

Even Christians are atheists now Well, that depends what you look at Yeah, apart from the radicals, the rest like they're Christian everyone's a radical now yeah no

Christians are just like they're atheists wearing like a skin like Fortnite skin like a Fortnite like Hatsunemiku skin Like Nick Fuentes in a Hatsuniku

Yeah Nick Fuentes in Fortnite skin He's fucking everywhere now It's so weird Yeah well Like he's just everywhere on YouTube like what the fucking

that's thanks to us we platformed him years ago bugganette the whole bugganick the whole bugganick thing shit yeah yeah i forgot about that we gave him a voice and it destroyed the world um soirene lover

left the comment saying i'm dearly heartbroken and may cry by these false accusations jar made against me i'm not even an evil jarling much less him all i've ever wanted was our glorious loaf's sakes safe return, sorry

It's not false accusations, they're real Yeah, it's obvious, dude, it's fine Like It's funny It's funny, man Yeah Well done, like Block him

Yeah, I'm blocking him right now Yeah, cool Right, so let's do the CBT then, the triple So I don't know how to like organize this one But CBT is cringe-based tough, recurring segment where we take usually 10 quotes from philosopher, an actor, Dave Bluntz, whoever you want, you know. Jim's got to assess each one of these quotes, guess who it is, and if each quote is cringe-based or tough. This is a new one because kind of like the David episode, it's different quotes from different people, but there's a theme connecting them.

Okay. are they going to be in like a random order well this was a thing I was like I think do you think you'll be able to guess it too easy okay if I don't do it in this order of I think you're going to guess it I'd be shocked if you didn't actually

really okay um it's I don't it'll make sense I feel like as we go along okay so the first one this is like Okay, I don't want to ruin it

So I'll just go into the quotes, right? It's so easy being a freak No wonder they're ten a penny How does I strike you? Hmm Read it again So easy being a freak, no wonder they're ten a penny Bit cringy, bit jokery

What do you give it? I'll go cringe I'll go cringe. I'll go cringe. Not in like a like too damning of a way though like a light cringe gentle cringe yeah okay soft cringe

not really loving her kind of puts me in a position of power that's that's mean that's like cringe tough yeah I suppose I suppose doing things that you hate is just the price you pay to avoid loneliness

That's based A little bit of me has died But you know what A lot of me doesn't give a shit That's tough Yeah that is tough Butter the toast Eat the toast

God life's relentless Baste yeah I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise based based I repeat it once there's only gonna be nine for this one

they can laugh but I win because they think I've pissed myself they've no clue I've actually common in my past um is this Mark Corrigan yeah I know the exact I knew one of these would

trigger some based yeah does that make you rethink any of the earlier ones can we like blast through them quick it's so easy being a freak no wonder I'll still give that cringe because like they are

like that's the point of the show yeah it would be wrong if you didn't give some of them cringe yeah yeah it's like British cringe on Max not really loving her kind of puts me in a position of power yeah that's so funny

fucking crazy laugh Yeah. Well, yeah, I suppose doing things that you hate is just the price you pay to avoid loneliness. Yeah, that's, that one goes genuinely hard. Yeah. That's so good. That's like, that should be the British mantra. Yeah.

I feel like a lot of peep show quotes are that way. Yeah. Like the butter, the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast. Yeah. God, life's relentless. Um, so there are two more. first inkling that it might be peep show yeah butter the toast one

we have something special we can't throw that all the way just because I spy on you that's cringe yeah it's cringe it's cringe tough again though it's like the confidence to say it um and the last one from mark I just feel that you know if it ain't broke

don't fix it and even if it is broke just ignore it and maybe it will be sort of okay that's based that is based yeah what an incredible show so you can probably imagine what the other two um i just i just say characters uh jazz yeah and super hands yeah you get you you you guessed because that's like those are just the requirements basically yeah yeah yeah and i knew the mystery part wouldn't be as important because it's more about the quote so let's just do Jeremy then he's called Jeremy Usborn is he oh it's kind of funny I never knew

hi I thought you might like these they're flowers obviously they'll die eventually but everything does doesn't it read it again hi I thought you might like these they're flowers obviously they'll die eventually but everything does doesn't it best It's cringy as well It is cringy The thing is I feel like they're They're all like

At least 20 percentile cringe Yeah Like but with intention Drugs are fine Mark Everyone agrees now Drugs are what happened to people And that's fine So shut up

Tough Tough Tough cringe Yeah He basically said something About how there are more things there, then there are actually things that you can see with your eyes. That's when he's trying to quote Shakespeare.

Cringe. Like, obviously. In a way, aren't all so-called qualifications meaningless? Cringe tough. I fucking love when he is. Doesn't he become like a counsellor or something? he gets like an online qualification to be like a yeah yeah like in one of the later seasons yeah yeah i fucking love that crunchy nut corn flokes are just frosties for wankers

based zero cringe to that yeah mark if i have to fuck you to fuck her then i will tough you know i honestly never thought i could enjoy joy working because obviously when you work you can't go back to bed until a night time seems mad bade he's no morninger yeah yeah

mummy coffee fucky hurry upy I fucking love that one yeah tough he's such an asshole fucking hurry up I don't want to tempt fate, but I think everything is going to be totally great forever. Tough.

And finally, it'd have to be a fucking good poster to get that dog back. Do you remember that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that before or after he's eating? thing is after and I guess finally Superhands although it could have been

what's Mark's boss called again he's like Oh shit he's awesome He's really funny Yeah he's not in the show enough But superhands We're gonna have parties in this place That go beyond fun

And actually get really really nasty Tough A pill a nipple, bit of fried hulumi lovely Tough Plumbing's just Lego in it, water Lego

The base That is fucking base That is Mind out boys Father Spliffmus coming through Tough It'll freak them out What the fuck's a washing machine doing in a pub

Jesus, I need a drink yes that's a really funny episode that crack's really funny episode that crack's really moorish Morish Mark Morish for crack is crazy

Yeah tough base No it's based Because like yeah Yeah Nice packet of crunchy nut you got there pretty expensive as I recall

based it is shit's fucking expensive as fuck people like cold play and voted for the Nazis you can't trust people based jez can you tell me as a mate yeah someone who knows me really well

is the bottom half of me on fire tough that is tough and lastly see you later gonna sprint to londis that's tough as fun really shit what a shout yeah because that's when he's like you gets into sprinting and he like runs like he runs to like Glasgow that's right yeah yeah yeah also the one I think my favorite um superhands line is men with Venn yeah that's awesome but well and the twins as well of course I love the twins he's like never told about the twins

like the whole show oh yeah you know the twins what a fucking awesome character yeah they all are just an awesome show the actor who played superhands deserves everything

yeah because he's like they all do everyone is like just on fire on that fucking show they're all just like Dobby she's really funny yeah she's amazing Big Seas. Big Seuss is watching.

She fucking rocks. Like, super posh. Yeah, they're all just like real people. Oh. You know? You spend any amount of time out, like, in the world and you meet, like, characters that are just as crazy as that. And it is, like, I don't know. Out of all the, like, British media I've seen, I feel like it captures the, like, British experience.

Yeah. Of just, like, the human condition of what it. is like to be British. Yeah. Is that show more than anything, I feel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Because you got like the office and stuff like that, but it's, that's more like, I don't know.

It's more surreal. It's less grounded, you know? Yeah. Although I guess they both overlap with the cringe comedy, because some people just can't hack it with that stuff. Like, they just genuinely get uncomfortable. With Peep Show, I genuinely understand it. Because I struggled watching it when I was like a kid, obviously. Like, um.

like I didn't get it but um it doesn't like the office had that like love story and like it's more conventional and like it comes around and it's like kind of cutesy peep showed no like anytime it's heading in that direction like no it's like so nihilistic getting married out of embarrassment or whatever yeah because he just like doesn't know how to not like he feels too deep into the episode no I just feel like especially that wedding episode

oh my god of course um Olivia Coleman she's fucking incredible in it she's really funny in that show yeah when they get married It's just like I fucking hate you

Yeah I remember Because I saw that episode When I was a kid And I was like I was just upset Yeah Watching that

And like you It can read that So it wouldn't work for everyone I didn't feel And that dog episode We mentioned I was for some people Like I can't

I can't do this anymore Yeah That one is Yeah That's tricky To fucking watch I love I love it

Don't you want Some barbecue Mark Yeah Yeah So I guess we back up to these messages for some questions from the sub-reddit. So what he's how would he say by Tim Sticker Today. That's one of your stimms.

Yeah, you love doing that shit. pretending to speak in like a European language. Yeah, true. I've done that one for a little bit. I feel like you do it fairly regularly. That's one that's just always been. Like when you pull out the classic, oh, it's totally a little bit.

Yeah. It's like Spanish. It's just all of them. Yeah, French. Not much. German, to be fair. He only comes out for... Special occasions. Yeah.

For Red Bulley occasions. Yeah. For when you need to pick me up. Yeah. Oh my God. I guess welcome to the second half of the cast. We head over to the suggestion thread. Over on the Hello Reddit. And, um...

Hello Reddit. I'm Benedict Comberbatch. Yeah. I'm... A spy. um if you got this far comment hello there yeah comment hello there oh no we can't do hello there that's like a star

war's reference um hello baby why is hello there a fucking star war you know why no I know I know why but I'm just saying like why is that like what people lack because there's nothing to take from this film

No, there's They've actually They predicted everything Yeah, yeah The only series to have done it Look To see it coming Dollar Fallaget

Yeah, J.D. Vance Dollar Damn, anyway But advanced Classic 178 And gets going here If you were Pennywise The Dancing Clown

What fear inducing tactics would you use? I think I'd have clothing start talking to the target and try to dress them up, like the socks are like, come on, lad, let's see those piggies in blankets. That's pretty scary. Do you remember the Pennywise rules? He's got rules? No, I don't know Pennywise rules. Like you don't remember the basic premise that like, he's kind of like cooking you by scaring you. Oh, is he? Yeah.

Ah. So the more scared you are, the more delicious you are. He wants to eat you? Yeah, but he's got to like... Cook you. Yeah. You know, like, there are some predator animals that, like, they need certain chemicals to spike.

So they'll mess with their prey until they, like, to be frightened. Yeah. Then eat them when it's, you know, the time is right once they've messed with them to do. Yeah, it's like a cat. Yeah. Okay. Um

So how would I scare How would you frighten someone if you were Yeah If I wanted to eat a person Mm-hmm Um If you want to cook them just right, you know Get

Just put in like the post Post a hereditary on DVD Mmm That'll get you Yeah It's a scary one I'd do like a tiny crawler you know

remember that classic YouTube video with the like that thing like crawling behind the car he's like oh this thing's chasing me the crawler and it's like a guy I think I put it in that

anti-zula thumbnail yeah anti-zula's the answer you just blast anti-zula like from all the walls Auntie Zula Auntie Zula that should be on the

up down album that shit yeah it was kind of a bang Yeah, it was Yeah It freaked James out So bad Ante Zula Like

It made him leave Yeah It's true Like he got up and laughed He's so distressed for him Yeah He was like no It's gone too far

Ante Zoot That's some like Deep fucking law Yeah Like what happens If you just like Google Antizula

Was it ZU LA Yeah Someone write a Anti Zula creepy pasta that we can read. Damn, Auntie Zula's

fucking 10 years old. Is that actually? Yeah. Yeah, I guess that attracts. Auntie Zula, Auntie Zula as well, yeah. I've just found Auntie Zula Jarmedia remix. Oh, there's a remix.

From Pipsteer. Now, quick warning before you actually play the clip. I kind of remember this. Yeah, this is bringing back a memory. What the fuck? Okay. I love the sample as well, like the spooky... Yeah, l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-ha.

Why does this go so hard? It does go really fucking hard. Is there gonna be a drop? There might be. It's going that way. It's going that way. That's barely solo. Yay. A belly solo.

Wow. I just want one more baili soap. That's like what you listen for. You're waiting for it, yeah. I was just thinking of that totally I was just thinking of that totally mad Ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Yeah as I'm a scary The restraint Yeah It's got to do it at least once more, right? Maybe at the end. I might cap it off. Oh, it's building up, it's building.

What a letdown Dislike it, dislike it That's fucking bullshit Only one baili soli So that was from Pips steer September 10th 2015 That's crazy

2015 Fucking hell Yes Obama was president Yes Yes What did we do Is it our fault

Yeah, holy shit We did summon the devil, what the fuck? Why? So I think that answers that. Yeah, I'd be like a little crawler. Okay, yeah. But like I just, but I like the idea of something that scares you so deeply, but it's actually like not a threat to you in any way.

It's not like a giant monster, it's like this little thing. Like Freddy Fasbear just in the corner, Golden Freddy. No, because that's scary. No, Golden Freddy's, yeah, well, yeah, it's meant to be scary. No, but imagine if it's... Why did your voice just go a little yotty for it? Imagine if it was Golden Freddy, but he's literally like the size of an action figure. Right, yeah.

Golden Freddy slumped. Small soldiers is like the scariest film ever made. Yeah, that shit is scary. Yeah, it's small soldiers. That guy I'm gonna eat. That guy you're gonna eat. To scare him, small soldier him. or honey i shrunk the kids

as someone shrunk them down and then like just put them by ants any bug really yeah even like less scary even like a butterfly looks kind of scary yeah I don't know I feel like you could like ride one

they're not going to be aggressive they might try and drink you with their weird curled up straw sucklet yeah true mosquito that'd be pretty scary A giant mosquito

Have like a rapier for Yeah A face Yeah freaky Super Slam Says question for the jar boys Have you each considered getting any more pets Alex has said in the past

That two dogs was enough When he had R Gambazley Has that changed at all Would Jim be purchasing a tortoise perhaps No Don't get a tortoise No I'm not getting a tortoise I don't want anything really

To be honest now Because that's like a mega commitment all pets are and tortoise they can live like a hundred years yeah i know yeah and like when when it's hard enough to like to manage your own existence when you add like one living thing to that

i just i'd feel too guilty do you know what i mean like if i don't have the time that i'd want to give to a living thing then yeah I just don't want to do it Yeah, I want fewer pets

Not more right now Yeah, for sure Sign of the Times, I reckon Anti-animal nowadays Yeah, it's all funning games Having Stickin Sex Until the bills get too high I got too many sticking sex

They keep reproducing And they're ravenous they are Yeah, they're eating all my food drinking all me water what the fuck does this dick and sec I don't actually remember I remember having them but like not actually

What do they eat Pellets Do they Can't just put like a lemon in And they just like Suck the lemon or whatever They can't eat lemon Lemons full of acid

They're only little What Oh they just eat like leaves Yeah Okay And lemons Plody hell They're eating all

Bremble they love blackberry leaves that's quite cute why would you like be a living thing and you're like you go to a blackberry bush and you're like ah the leaves delicious

that's like that bug's main like thing though right ah the leafs does it taste good to them um I don't think they really care about what's good it's more like need to be alive

got to eat Yeah, but like, if, like, you have a human, right, let's say we've got a human that's never, like, interacted with other humans, like, proto-human. And you put in front of them a bowl of blackberries or, like, a bowl of kale. Which is it going to eat? The berries. Yeah, whereas...

Or a hunter-gatherer berry enjoyers, though. Yeah, but then you get a bug, and the bug is like, well, actually, I'll take the kale, thanks. That's weird. Yeah. but like when you see a a sheep or a cow chewing on grass they kind of look like they're having the time

of their lives yeah I know I'm sure I've talked about it before but I love watching sheep eat yeah when they're chewing and it goes down and back up you can watch like the lump like the cartoon lump go all the way down their throat

and they stop for a second and then it goes back up and they chew again genuinely it rocks uh no project five nine three says bear bear men if you were to start a farm what would you produce

sheep wool not lamb I wouldn't want to kill babies no definitely be like a plant of some kind ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

yeah yeah um yeah there's trustin things yeah I'll inherit when grandma truss passes away I'll inherit her weed farm

yeah thank you grandma thank you granny truss I could always trust in tross um she's gone full maga no you're getting wait it wasn't Liz no it's not Liz Trout you're getting mixed up with Theresa May

Theresa May is the one Theresa May is actually kind of goaded best Prime Minister from that whole era to be fair but yeah I forgot oh yeah I would like ideally if not for the climate here like

some fruit grapes would be good yeah you've got options with grapes I mean you do with a lot of fruit apples have like an orchard orchard's cool I like citrus things as well what about breeding rats for like pet rats

I mean for cuteness Not for cuteness for financials To like put them in wheels so they run Yeah Have you seen that Are we gonna say the same thing The clip of the in the wild Yeah like just putting a hamster wheel in the wild

Yeah and what it indicates is that they actually love it Whether they're in cages or not Yeah They just love running in a wheel Yeah they prefer it to just running outside I kind of respect that I kind of get it yeah

yeah because I saw one where it's like a squirrel and it was like a stressed squirrel and then it goes for a run on the wheel and then it's like chill yeah it's like a treadmill for it basically yeah it just looks funny because they've got tiny little legs and like they move really quick

yeah and they always fall out of it but also yeah and to them though it's like Fortnite it's like gambling because they might get spin It's like Fortnite

Yeah Everything's like Fortnite if you Well eventually Everything will be Fortnite Yeah You'll just wake up

One day And you're like In the battle bus Yeah Wait a minute Where's Chunley Yeah Um

So So So So Please react to Big Guy by visionary artist Ice Spice, the new official SpongeBob movie song. We did, right? Not in content, I just showed you it the other night. What are the comments saying?

So the comments on Big Guy from SpongeBob the movie. I try, I really try to lock up Ice Spice. What the fuck? You just locked in They really tried to lock up Ice Mice in a roller coasters to stop from doing any sexual movements Right

Okay She went from rapping on a spongebob beat In 2022 to being in a SpongeBob movie in 2025 That's fucking wild Did she rap on a SpongeBob beat? What was the SpongeBob beat? You know Miles ran so Icebox could walk

Yeah, that's fucking real That's true as fuck all right so there are a few but they had to strap her into a roller coaster headed for space to make sure she didn't work on this kid's projects but it's a weird choice I feel like

yeah very strange that's well I do kind of appreciate her like fish design they didn't like try and make her hot yeah yeah yeah just like a pellet yeah

she's like full on sponge spongified I guess but I think as far as like a hook SpongeBob big like pants okay It's actually kind of catchy. Your standards aren't. I mean, it's no double life. Yeah, I was just about to say, you were fucking bumping double life all summer.

And it's... I would defend that to the death. I mean, Farrell's goaded. Yeah. He actually, like, fucking locks in for these, like, movies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's, um, part of all. what I loved about this clips album,

um, when like, yeah, when it sounds like devil life. Yeah, no, like there's a beat switch on the third song with Tyler on it, um, where malice wraps over this.

And it sounds like, all grooves like going back to his evil ways type thing. Right. Like, that's the vibe you get. And it's cool. Like, it's genuinely tough.

For how much I despise the despicable me movies, the Farrell songs from them. Yeah. Pretty good. Yeah, yeah. One with Trey Parker is pretty catchy Yeah, well I guess we just spoke about the animation in SpongeBob Substantial I-329 says

Have you boys ever considered doing something in VA slash animation Hunt Down the Freeman doesn't count So finding friends reminds me of you guys Of course that's a very expensive elaborate thing But I can totally imagine small 15 second MS paint style shorts of you guys Just riffing some funny voices, characters, situations inside jokes and it could go somewhere eventually, who knows.

Could be positively swag. I'm anti-animation. Yeah, it's another thing we agree on. It's Ice Spice and the media of animation. Yeah, I hate how much money animators get. You hate how well they're treated. Yeah. They're just spoiled.

Yeah, it pisses me off. Like, actually fucking graft, like, put some work in. Yeah. Nice one, Kim. Animators are, are treated too well. Yeah. Animators don't work hard enough. Yeah.

Lazy. That's what the Minecraft machine was going to be. Yeah, that was going to fucking Jack, Jack Septickeye catapult us into Jack Septuio's fucking house. Hello, Jack Septuco. i um past confusion 3234 says now with the brand new mr b's theme park you're offered to create your own theme park but it doesn't have to be exclusively themed to jar slash i h e it is instead youtube a world and you get to pick five lands similar to disneyland with the main street with each being themed to something else what possible attractions and lands would there be

one theme to the nostalgia critics the wall dig the head is the main monument a ghost train themed to that one Logan Paul video a rape my takeaway themed food court the possibilities here are endless um

burp guy like horror like tictock land and it's all just like these hyper niche like stalls for something a roller from SpongeBob big guy roller coaster that counts as he ice spice sponge bob big pants big i want um i want like the commentary community

world where like you go in there and like they just like eviscerate your life and you like give them like a bunch of personal info and then they yeah quickly make a video and like ruin your life type shit um that'd be pretty cool where do we want it by the way where do we want um because i was thinking above like um i want to sell my really really really fucking awkward to get to you i was thinking what's what's the place um like the worst place in history the nazi place swindon no um like on the continent like a concentration camp i'm thinking like it's built like in poland over it yeah you're thinking it's fucking oh that's dark i'm trying to do the like mr beast type vibe like

In the middle of Saudi, like, where's, like, in a... In the desert. Yeah. No, I'm thinking a different vibe. I'm thinking, like, Swindon is a show. Swindon is a show, yeah. Well, like, ruin somewhere really beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This, like, grotesque, YouTube theme park. Like, um, the Giants Causeway. Yeah. I want, I want, like, at least a space dedicated to, those like really scary like videos that are designed to like get kids to watch them but they're like scary you know do you remember like the Spider-Man Elsa yeah that kind of vibe

but there's also like animated stuff like that as well some way of channeling that energy you know I feel like Markiplier needs something as well yeah like Markiplier's FNAF adventure or something Markiplier in the Iron Lung he's just it's just a hospital

why is he always in hospital I'm not sure he looks healthy he looks very healthy what's up guys I'm marker player here do you want to hear my markiplier impression yeah

what's up guys I'm market player here that's pretty spot on I was just searching like who the who the biggest channels are even tell you at this point mr beast we just have yeah but we can't have a mr beast area why not maybe like a cocoa melon area mm-hmm pewty pie you have to cross the classic bridge to get to puty pie yeah yeah um smosh smoshsville you have to be quiet shut up there should there should be

like it's a small world after all but it's like You'll force to watch every YouTube rewind from the first one to that. Yeah, a Will Smith section. Will Smith, every big guy. It's like, yeah, YouTube a world and it's Will Smith, the Rock, Kevin Hart. Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel World. Have you seen the Grubhub ad?

No, I don't think so. You must have seen memes with that Things changed when this Grubhub ad came out I still don't really get it What is Grubhub? Like, Just Eat? It's like Americans Just Eat Right But they uploaded this video In 2020

Oh Called delivery dance Okay Is it cringe? Is it cringe? It's like one of the gringest videos I ever made that maybe. Grab hard

perks give you a food you love. The kind of deals that make your booky. That's so American ads fucking suck. They're really bad.

That's a good one there. They don't understand advertising. They understand it better than anyone. No. No. They're the worst at it.

Well, speaking of being the worst, Efficient GER-277 says Bear Bear Bear Guna Jarling here. I'm not sure if you boys will remember a user writing in about their dark descent into Guna life. It detailed masturbation obsession and ended in impotence. I unfortunately must reveal that this was a work of fiction. Sorry for the downer to have ended the episode on Lads. I had thought it would have been funny for some odd reason.

I posted my little story and soon forgot about it. A few months later I was mentioning something I'd posted on Reddit in passing to my partner without much thought. I came home to them furious demanding that I explain what the fuck that was. surprisingly it's a podcast I listen to where I write in and lie didn't exactly quell their suspicions from that point on everything changed and it was like I was some kind of slimy masturbating lizard wearing human skin in their eyes they broke up with me a few days later this was a few years ago and I've since been dating the girl my dreams so all ended well thanks for the podcast boys goo nice that's crazy I didn't know what to believe

more like which part of that is real hopefully all of it you fucking asshole that's so funny oh god we're always got to take it with a grain of salt obviously yeah yeah yeah well no every question that you ask there's there's like a bit of me that's like prepare for this to be not real do you know yeah but it could be not real in so many different ways yeah yeah yeah could be someone like pretending to like sound like something i would write to try to and convince you that i did it sometimes i do make them really i haven't for a while but over the course of it i've like plenty of them oh right yeah sometimes i just like if i just want a topic i'll just be like oh they wrote in and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but you'll never know

wow unless someone goes through the uh you make your own reality yeah the two hundred sixty seven page jar dock why is it so big Because look, every question that's not used, I just store them. Just in case. Just in case. A hundred-year plan. Yeah. So we could not have a suggestion thread for like five years.

I'm going to still be trying. That's crazy. I think it came from a paranoia where there was a time where the question threads were like so fucking horrendous. Really? You had to curate. no it was like the most dire time i would say maybe like 2016 2017 maybe well like the question threads were atrocious um we didn't we didn't have the same structure though did we no no i'd go as far as to say that like maybe the first 100 episodes

are like unlistenable structureless i think that's the that's the minimum buy-in for like anything no i think in the podcast space you kind of have to accept the first hundred episodes are going to be bad really i think that's kind of yeah you need to do a hundred episodes to start like figuring out what the fuck you're doing okay yeah is that when you reach your like how many hours is it they say 10th it's definitely not 10 000 no do you think we're at 10 thousand hours of this yet? I don't know because... Do you think Joe Rogan's at 10,000 hours?

Oh, he definitely is. Yeah. Is that why he's so goated? Because he'll do like a three, four hour episode every day. What a loser. In one year, he's like... Get a job. Yeah, man.

So I think that's probably a good one to end on, to be honest. Do you reckon? I reckon, I reckon. I reckon with you. Do you want to hear about my pay? Not really. I thought we banned poo. No, but this isn't funny. This is scary.

Oh, okay. We didn't ban scary poos. Scary poo to end on. So last night, I cooked a meal and stuff and I ate dinner. And then, like, I'm playing Bloodborn and stuff, a few hours go by. And I'm like, right, I'm going to get into bed. But not without three things. Four.

We and sick. Four things. So I had a drink. by the bedside I had my partner had opened some Doritos that were going to go bad

if I didn't eat them so I brought those little savory snack but then I wanted a sweet treat for afters so I got the Zingfest gummies

Haribou gummies so I sat in bed watching Eldon Ring videos and eating all that but then after the gummies I was like Uh-oh

Yeah Not quite quenched So I went and got A big bag of Maltese's And sad And just gradually ate The lot of them as well Um

And that was all fine Zero tummyache Not even Not even heartburn Wow Wake up in the morning Still fine But a bit of

You're right Mm-hmm You're all right you know get up start pottering about like message you do you want to get brunch and shit and then I'm like hmm yeah need to poop so sit down um you know it's not like troublesome or anything but it it comes out like um like concrete oh concrete yeah like ultra sticky of it you know so like obviously the toilet bowl like gets narrower towards the bottom and so the where it turns kind of into a pipe and then you get the u-bund

and the poop had just like totally filled that space do you know what I mean so then I wipe and stuff and it but it's it's extra sticky it's like glue so I'm wiping and wipe it's insane and do a bit of um you know so there's like a bit of maybe too much toilet paper i should have flushed them wiped do you know what i mean oh right um but then i flush and toilet clogged like mega clogged because i just basically like glued into the toilet oh my god this was all this morning by the way this is like recent so then um then i'm like shit i don't have like a plunger i don't even have a toilet brush

live there for very long um so then i'm like well what can i use um so that there was like i had a plant that was it's in like a plastic plant pot but it had these like things coming up with a hook so you could hang it but i'd cut them off so it could just be a normal plant pot right right um so i had that with like a hook on the end and i was like ah perfect i'll jam that in and like break it up and then just put it straight in the bin and stuff like wrap it in its own bag and put it in the bin I try that it's too flimsy doesn't work so I'm battling with this TP and poop oh my god and then so I bin that and this like fuck that didn't work

you're taking my scoops of shit I'm just throwing it in your dustbin no that's not at all work I'm not that fucking stupid yeah because i was thinking like well a spatula would do it but then i'd have to chuck then i'd have to chuck the spatula because i'm not going to like use my sink to wash shit off my spatula you know and then like cook burgers that evening um but then i thought i i need something sturdier but something disposable as well and the sturdiest most disposable thing i had was a pencil so I waited because the bowl was like full of water just like really slowly going down so I watched a couple Eldon ring videos while the water's going down once it's low enough

I can use the pencil to just like break everything up yeah yeah and then like 10 flushes later finally it goes yeah and then we go and have brunch and then go back and I need another shit so round two baby yeah well that was yeah Homer's Odyssey right there. Yeah. For real. He was watching the whole thing. That's a 2025 version of The Odyssey.

Yeah. Is that what The Odyssey is? Yeah. Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey is Homer. Yeah. And Homer Simpson's playing the main character. Is Homer Simpson going to be in it? Yeah, it's Homer Simpson...

Not like the character, but like the actor. Yeah, he's going to be Homer. Oh, I fucking wish. And the goldfish from... fortnight's going to be in it as well you serious yeah and the banana guy the fortnight banana guy that's cringe the banana guy's cringe the banana guy's cringe fortnight's just kind of cringy fortnight is gringy right so i think that's it yeah after that uh grotesque poo story i guess we'll see on the next episode everybody like

Yeah, for sure.