JAR Media Posdact - Bing Bang Boing Bo Bozzle Blip ZIP! - JARCAST Episode 176

Episode Date: July 22, 2019

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. This is the podcast, the Jarm Media one. Tastes great. 176. Unlike water down Coke. Unlike water down Coke, this podcast tastes great. And unlike water down Coke, our patrons are awesome. Yeah.

They're like the gel and the soda water. Yeah, they're. Patrons and patrons, you're the gel and the soda water. The syrup. you're the syrup that's not to say that everyone who isn't a patron is water down coke

oh yeah you know you're just as nice you're like bottled or can't coke they're like they're the soda zone coke when you put them together they become

that's pretty mean I don't ever buy Tesco's own yeah no you might as well not even exist to me you know so he doesn't mean it

the best Coke is coke from McDonald well anywhere that is gel syrup bullshit mixture see I I'd heard that and I put it to the test and I'm not sure

if I believe it. No, it's bullshit. No, no, no. No, bottled coke is better. Bottled Coke is less. Glass bottle. Yes. That's super. Any bottle. That's the superior. I never buy that. Plastic, right? Well, they say that the plastic gives it a taste of some description. Can leave it and have it give its own little taste and it's like, ugh, it's not nice. I prefer bottled.

Plastic taste delicious. Can can't, can't cook taste disgusting. I don't really give a shit. I'm trying to think. I'm fine of all of it. All of them are fine. Besides, uh, Coca-Cola energy drink. I've had one of those I've had one of those today delicious

I had it from a 7-11 you went to 117 I went to a 7-11 they have them in Norway they have them everywhere well they have them here though yeah that's an international

ice ruins those big drinks in my opinion that's what ruins it about the mcd's one no you don't have to get ice yeah slightly better without like tons of ice just filling the whole thing if you go to nando's you don't have to get ice you can just

but that one has its own issue you have to just stand there for you just like it's like really busy I find that the Nando's one to be more syrupy than it's watering it's really strong sometimes my favourite thing to get when it's a syrup mix one is a Sprite or a 7-Up oh no that's how

even worse shit slaps oh no you can't be just going to McDonald's and getting a just a Coke that shit's incredible so I do I would actually drive to another town to get that really why don't just go to Tesco and get a bottle No, because we can't beat that chilled. Yeah.

You can't be that chilled watery down coke. Yeah, exactly. Whatever. No, don't. This is why this coke I'm drinking right now, I poured water in it to make it nice. And it's shit. It's, it is worse. I have a horrible laugh.

All four of us have tried it. I might actually have to chew down to remove it. I'm sorry. Three out of four of us say it's shit. Three out of four, do not recommend. Three or four dentists. So do you not put ice in your coat because it might water it down? It's not the same as that.

usually drink the coke before it gets to that point you have gone and put half and half coke not even that literally a tiny bit of water you told us half and half it was probably a quarter and a half I will petition you so fucking hard to get that away from me

petition me then that's your subject isn't it reuben let's start with yours then this is petition you're on about I'm petitioning James to come to the pub I'm going to start on someone if I don't you can one of you so what you're saying is that you want me to come to the pub

why are you speaking like that? He's done it again he's turned into a robot he doesn't have house there at all he's turned into a robot again that's not the case at all you want me to come to the pub they've done it well actually Alex hasn't been to a camper

yeah why do you want to come to a point? But not one of the shit one oh you've been in the weekship as well yeah yeah that was on your birthday many years ago yeah I remember that and you ran around like an aeroplane it depends on what you do when you go to

the pub. I don't think I was even like drunk. Normally you drink when you go to the pub. No, but how do you act? What happens to the evening? Tell me these things. You get a bit tipsy. You get a bit tipsy. You have a laugh on a chit and a chat. So James's fear is that you get aggressive. No, no, no, not at all. I've been to the pub with my mates. I've experienced it. Not with you guys, but other people. And that is a ban, a night. That's what I like doing. I like going to the pub. No, but it depends what's going to happen. You guys aren't retarded. Nothing's going to happen. talking of that. My other friends are a bit stupid, so what is he

talking about? I'm looking at my reader. I think number one should have his getting turned up next time. Makes sense, man. But that's just some bullshit. Nah, you're just quiet, boy. I'm not quiet. I'm perfectly audible.

If you can guarantee right now that someone's going to approach you and ask for cocaine, I will go to the pub. If you cannot confirm that. That doesn't happen at the pub that we go to. You don't do shit like that. No one approaches me about. Okay, let's go to a pub then. We're going to it in our local town, my local pub.

Let's go. Which one is? is that? But I don't understand the one in the town. What's he on about? On the way to Swindon. Yeah, like, so you want a bad night. So you want people to hound you for cocaine. No, because it's unbelievably funny. You just don't know how to...

I've been off the drugs in my student union. You just don't know how to have fun. I didn't find it very funny. I was just like... Yeah, why is it funny? Surely that just happens on a day of basis. What you want to do in a pub is you want friends who drink a lot so then you can buy them load of shots and force them to drink it so then they get shit face. No, I don't do that. That's funny.

I'm over there. So you're talking about roofying? You're talking about roofing. This is why we can't go to the pub with you, James. No. You're overthinking it, dude. Just go to the pub. It's not meant to be this whole thing.

Do you not play cards? Do you not do anything? Or do you just drink alcohol? Well, you can take cards. You should just go and drink alcohol and talk about stuff. That's usually... Because when you got the cards going, the banters flowing and you're taking the cards. Or take lies to be better.

Well, take lies dice then. Yeah, that's more of like a home thing. No. No one is about playing cards at the pub. You look like a cunt if you do that. Yeah. No, you play pool or darts You play some pub, that's something that's there

Yeah Now you play you play cards No that's You buy you buy rounds of shots You do Your your pub nights are just clearly not as entertaining No I don't need that I don't need drugs stuff

And if you're not going out And buying I just need drugs Yeah You've got to buy Some shitty calamari That's kind of what you do Why James has gone out to the pub once

That's exactly what happened No I've gone to the pub quite a few times And now he just expects her to happen every time. Yes, because that does happen every time, quite literally. We'll go to the Lansdowne, just out on ourselves as where we are, but at this point, everyone fucking knows the town, yeah, the rough

area, at least. Yeah, Cornwall is pretty nice this year. Get some drinks. Okay. Well, I mean, that should be... James can get his meal. James did show up at the pub the other day. Yeah, but he just had some Coca-Cola. No, he's fucking... You've got to walk into town, James.

No, he slammed a Sman off ice. That's true. Oh, yeah, you did. Only said you had a summer cake or whatever. I might drink in too much fluid. That's because I had like two pints of Coke and the Smirn of Ice and my stomach. And this is just after I got home. They're not actually pints, by the way. It doesn't matter, Jamie.

Yeah, I presume they're like, three quarters. Yeah. Maybe less. See, I would smash Smirner Fights is. And other drinks. That's lame. Gotta get pints. No, because I can't smash a pint because I'll vomit everywhere.

Yeah, you've got to ease him in at least. You're not easing me in. If you can't drink a pint, he's got to have something. When I first went to the pub. Yeah, it would have been a pint, probably if cider. I didn't have beer at first And now Now I'm a degenerate

See, I can't slam alcohol into my body I don't like it Then get a gin I don't like gin I had gin when we were London Get a whiskey What? I can't slam whiskey

Whiskey, you don't drink whiskey at pubs You drink whiskey while listening to jazz You can't buy yourself I know for a fact that Jamie served double whiskeys on Monday night Yeah Lots Triples

Triples Yeah Shit Yeah See, I, no, I just... I can't slam cider down like me. Basically, you're just saying, you're just overthinking it. No, I can't slam.

You want to try a dark and stormy? What's the dark and stormy? Spiced rum. Yeah. With a ginger beer. Sounds all right so far. And a slice of lime. No, that sounds horrible.

That sounds good to me. I'm not going to slam that down my body any time soon. I tasted a little bit. It is nice. I don't like ginger beer, but that shit, the spice from the spiced rum was like, you know, it's good. Whiskey and ginger beer.

No, you have it neat and last it. At home, in you and by yourself. I think if you like whiskey, then you have a small penis. Sure. Shit, that's that. I've been out to the world. All right.

Whiskey is a compensation drink. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. No, it's not. I'm playing Legend of Zelda by myself. from a moment more, listening to jazz and being really sad. For me, it's a drink I can drink not, you know, pints and pints of before you feel it.

That's what I like about it. I feel it off having a sip. You're saying it makes you drunk faster? Yeah, without, you know, drinking tons of liquid. Sometimes I don't want to drink pints upon pints. Yeah, but there's plenty of spirits. Sometimes for me it's like a yummy after-dinner snack. Mm-hmm.

So the dessert, you can have a little glass of whiskey or something. or two or three. Unfortunately, I'm not the type of person who just wants to slam alcohol on my potty. I've never been exposed to that, and it's not my thing. Well, I'm still going to petition you and you're going to have to do it.

I don't mind going to go into the pub. Legally binding. But one of you's going to end up pissed and it's not going to be my fault. What? That's why we'd be there, though. James is going to be like, I'm going to boy your shots.

But the thing is, James doesn't appreciate that I don't care if he spent three pounds in a shot. If I don't want it, well, there you go. It's just going to sit there. See, my other group. Would you believe them into it? You start off with... Bring your other group to calm, then.

Just out of this again. One of them works in Carl and it does go to all the pubs in Cannes. Honestly, who the fuck's going to come here? It's either you're living such a tiny place no one gives a shit. Or it's like, yeah, London. And it's like, well, no one's ever going to encounter me. So either way, you're totally fine. Alex has been encountered in London, turned a poor fellow down from getting a selfie.

Yeah, one of my core negative memories, that one. See, I can't remember what alcohol... You turn someone down? It's a shock you normally have. It was when we're at the guerrillas thing. Oh. I think you were in the toilet or something? Yeah, the room was pooing.

No, I was peeing out of my... Well, when you came out of the toilet, you'd poo all over you, so... Okay, well, yeah, I was being pooed on with that, that's different. But it was before... I think it was before I'd shown myself on jar, even. Before all of that, and I just... I don't know, I didn't feel right. I didn't want to take a picture with a stranger.

I thought it would be fine to just say, no, I don't really do that. Yeah, and then he said, fuck you that. He just walked off and it was like, okay. I'm sorry for offended you, man. No, he was fine. I think you're remembering it in like a... Yeah, I remember him being fine because I remember the encounter. No, because you came...

Don't you remember he was with someone who just didn't know any of us? Yeah, he kind of, okay, right? He was very strange and rude, the person he was with. He was very curt and I didn't... Almost mocking of the fact that we were from the internet, so we were immediately dorks and he's very cool. Sorry, person, if you still watch this.

and we're just in son like your brother or your best friend but he was quite curt I'm afraid he was a bit of a prick bit of a massive not the guy that asked

for the stuff I was handling this situation fine you know what what a massive cunt yeah in fact let's put a bounty on his head threw me for a loop

because I was handling this guy fine I'm petitioning that guy huh I was handling this guy fine yeah no the other guy and I was like

I don't know how to proceed now one guy who's like interested in talking me and one who just could not this other guy as well this other guy He kept saying the M word.

It was really strange how he kept doing that. I didn't understand why he was doing. He was white, by the way. Yeah. And he kept saying the M word and it was not cool. Yeah, it was crazy. What are you doing? Well, we talked about petitioning James for a while.

Yeah. See you at the pub then? Yeah, I'll go to a pub. Tell me the time and date and I'll make sure. It's not going to be for like another two weeks now. Well, I'll make sure to drive my car really loudly when I'm a while. Wait, eh, eh, eh. All right.

Can't put the last orders already in most pubs. Nah. Not if you go to the local calm clubs See, I'd rather just go to a car meet Than go to a pub Because car meets are funny Pubs aren't funny

You're not getting fucked though at a car meet You gotta drive your car People do get fucked at car meets Yeah and they kill children on the way home Well we don't get involved in that We're there to laugh at them And before it gets serious we leave Because I'm not being involved in any of that shit

I'm just I'm a different breed to you boys That's all I am Jog, jug, jug, jug. Yeah, but I never used to really drink, and I kind of like it now. Yeah, but I'm not your age. James, I'm your age. You're different. I'm the same as most people.

I'm your age. You're different. I'm younger. James is the different one, I'm afraid. And it's okay to be different. Yeah, it is. I know it's okay to be different, and I'm different. Is that a full stop on that one? I think James is trying to fucking stalk me.

I think he's not. trying to fuck me in my butt, I don't know what to do about it. The thing is, you say Akami is better. For me, I enjoy it so much more. Yeah, but like... Come on, have you seen some of the shit I sent you from Akami? That shit was unbelievably funny. But we're not going to be there.

I know. Yeah, so what James is saying is he doesn't want to do anything epic with us. No, I do. I want to go to meal. Stop licking my... No, but like, you've been around us in this house. Yeah. While we've all been drunk and you've been sober.

No, I haven't. I can't remember any times you've been drunk. Yeah, because you don't... Your drunkometer isn't particularly accurate. Just watching her eyes, like, react. By the way, this is... Paisley is on this podcast. Hello, she's just chilling. She's a babe. He's barking in the background if you can hear her, so apologies for that.

He's a little pain in the ass, Argy is. It's because they haven't been able to walk in prostable. You know, recently, he's mirroring early Argi. in the early episode he'd be outside just barking at cats should we like say his name or something no hill but more whatever

he's just a little meme chat meme chat meme chat meme chat meme chat gym's topic now I guess Jim's topic 21 Grammys

Jim's topic Jim's topic um meme chat meme chat No, it's not making a glorious return. There is no... This area 51 bullshit, got to stop.

Me and the boys on our way to Air 51, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. There you go. Is that it? That's it pretty much. No, wait, what is what it? Like, if someone's listening who doesn't know what you're talking about, like what... So Area 51...

There's no way you can't know. No, you'd be surprised. No, it's fucking everywhere. Like, say there's someone who's listening and they don't know what you're talking about. What should, what could they like Google to see an example? Oh, 51.

You guys, welcome to my science cast. Today, my glasses aren't. Are you aware of the origins? Yes, it was a Facebook event. I was talking to Alex, I'm afraid. Wolverine, X-Men. Assassin's Creed. So,

so some people on Facebook, I think, petitioned or signed a thing agreeing that they're going to march all together to Area 51 I'm pretty sure it was an event it was a Facebook event

It started as a Facebook event Yeah Let's get to Area 51 And see let's see them aliens Yeah Let's see them aliens And it was like To see what's in Area 51

And it was like funny When I first saw it I was like Yeah The initial thing was funny Because like 300,000 people signed up to this event On Facebook

Yeah To go to Area 51 Just weird groups But we'll get to that minute Fuck Facebook But um And then a few memes trickled in.

Ooh, this is the alien when I get him home and we get KFC. Ooh, this is the alien when we go to the club. And it would always be Howard the alien doing the...

Yeah, and it's like... See, I only know of this meme because of the car community. But it's just like, they're driving their stock car. I only know it because of the Halo and Lego community. Oh yeah, me when I... That's what I mean. That's what I mean.

It's like a halo ship. Yeah, or it's a GTA, fucking Delorean. flying bush up. Yeah. That's how I know it. Oversaturation kills a market. The meme market has been killed by

oversaturation. Oversaturate the cast. Wanted to be gaudy and disgusted in this episode. I did do, I inverted the colors once. Yeah, but... Saturation is the new thing. And there was a dancing alien in that,

wasn't there? Yeah, it was. Oh, fuck. Classic. Oh, fuck. John meets you after leaving there with 51. Way. Yeah, what?

What's your point about it? Shit. No, it's a terrible meme, and the memes recently have been told us. I feel like you could just, you could just take this conversation we've just had, but and just take out Aerie 50 point and put in, fucking, anything. My point that I, like, literally just said, over saturation. Because there are memes that exist. But they all do that, though.

No, there are memes that exist in, like, their space, you know? No. Yes. No, Jim's correct. Okay, Jim's correct. Jim's correct. she gets it no disagree with me then i just did no you just said jim's correct no but but you just said no you're wrong like why because how is it any different to any other meme that just

lego memes exist in the lego yes yeah this is just the way we've worked there right i need the toilet do you actually see no this is what i mean though what you mean though what you mean though There's no point. No, no, there is a point because there are other memes that have this problem. Yeah. But it just gets so fucking tiresome when like the big memeers get, they're doing it as well. Mm-hmm. And it's the same.

Well, it feels like, you know, when an intimate in-joke spreads too far and then everyone else is doing it when the first people are starting to get stopped at me. What it's like is like, um, when you have like a sort of little in-joke. with your friends and then one friend just keeps going with it and just every time just keeps going and ruins it yeah yeah but like it was never that funny what was that mean with the kid and the something something back at it again in the white vans what the fuck was the mean what damn dan dan daniel that was an in joke wasn't it yeah basically yeah yeah that's a good example that meme is good though because the all of the kid's voice is so fucked up all of fucking filthy Frank and Max Moffo and that whole group's like jokes

that started as in jokes then ended up in videos and then ended up obviously from the start they were always dicing with death on that one yeah I remember them one of specifically saying I remember I think it was fucking filthy Frank when he still was that character saying about saying about it like yeah it's just in jokes going like yeah all the in jokes are killed or whatever I think they were saying don't share all your in jokes out there on the

on the internet because it'll just ruin them yeah Yeah While we're in meme chat I just want to quickly shout out the Like Keanu memes from E3 What the ones where it was just like him And that are a tiny one of him and shit like But I mean even just like him

Because Gamers What about them What about gamers? You know social media a lot No I know but gamers have infiltrated the real world now No they haven't Yeah they have

No they have everyone is using that non-gamers gamers I mean even women girls are doing it of other girls boys of other boys there's a nice game of reference yeah I understood that game of reference even do you know that one nice one I know every game of reference do you know what that one was there yeah what was it surely you of all people know that surely James yeah fucking he doesn't know it pod what specifically one or four three no you prick no it was the modern warfare two multiplayer trailer was an old man being like boys are doing it with girls girls girls Girls, what I got out of cow.

And then he was like, are you doing it? I'll do Modern Warfare 2. You seem to forget what age I was. There was some edgy, like, trailers back then. I remember the Dead Space 2 one that was like, your mom's going to hate this game. That shit was lame. I reckon that Modern Warfare 2 had that great M&M song.

I reckon that Modern Warfare 2 one is actually quite good. It's quite a good trailer that one with the old man. Yeah. It's memorable because you're like, what the hell is he talking about? Oh, it's a video game. Yeah. It sounds sexual, doesn't it? That's the joke.

Farts are doing it with Pays. Strangely progressive, strangely progressive for an advert in 2009. Caller Duty, you've been... Don't say that. That's like 10 years ago, fucking we've been. 10 years... Fuck me. I was playing cod 10... Well, it was the end of 2009.

To be fair, we're only in the middle of 2019. You weren't playing cod when you were 12? I played... I played cod when... I played cod when, like... More than 1, 2009. What? So what? How many...

Can we not go down the... Cod rabbit hole. James, what was your topic? Calls you three, calls you four, World War. I was playing Codd when I was like eight. Great. I guess James is the truest gamer.

I was playing. Well, I had a counter argument to the truest gamer thing, but we're not doing that. Well, who played Gté at the youngest age? I played San Jose when I was like nine. I played GJay three when I was like.

Actually, I played my city when I was about four and didn't understand what was happening. Yeah. So does that mean someone who played Kong? Yeah. I was in a boat and they were like, the boats and fire. I was like, no, it isn't it blew up? I was that. It was me at four.

Dude, I remember all of the games used to play as a kid. It's crazy. Yeah, fucking whatever. James, what was your topic? Just ignore everything I fucking said. He was like a family friend. He made sure not to do any killing and not to have any swearing happen, though. You think he turned it down while I was just let me go and like a boat. And that was it. So that was nice. Anyway. See, no, it wasn't like that. My first easy experience is my dad got it as a birthday gift and we just played it and we got all the cheese.

and we were just fucking because Vice City was relatively kind of violent like just beating people with hammers up You had a chainsaw didn't you Yeah And that's what we did

When we were like six Not we Not younger Me and my sister We just played GTA Vice City All the time And you got GTA free And then you got San Andreas

San Andreas being the best Yeah but I didn't get anywhere in it Because I got to the train level I didn't get anywhere in it I just played it with cheats I had a cheat disc You had it You didn't enter the cheats in

manually No I had a cheat disc and I also entered in Cheats money. The cheat just got you unlocked the whole map and shit like that without there being any problem. You can't... What? Well, it was like...

That was actually, that was a thing, opening the whole map about problems. I think so. Because you got the cheat, which means if you go into the other map, you get five-star wanted. And we're going way too far into this. This is...

No, this is nostalgia. We should all talk about nostalgia to bring it back and enjoy it. I played Super Mario Sunshine. No one likes Mara Sunshine. I played it. That doesn't mean you got Game of GameCra. Played all that I played all cream of time.

But the game... Isn't the Mario with GamerCredit is 64, right? Yeah. I played that on, and I played Golden Eye. Did you finish Mario 64? No, because I played it on my cousins on 64. I had the most, like, kid who didn't have all the old consoles that played it at every cousin's house. No, that's what, like, with Matt, that's how I played Halo.

See, you see. Anyway, I'd never had that. I never went my own doing ones else to play video games. James just, like, appeared one day at 22 years old. Yeah, anyway. That's it. Bunter. Anyway.

What? I'm pretty sure James had a subject. My subject today is we're going to talk. No. I thought he genuinely did have one. We thought of one for James. Yeah. Have you seriously forgot the one we literally assigned you?

Yeah. Look at her ear. I can't remember. I can't remember either because I told you to remember it. I'm thinking about my nostalgia. You want to talk about food, didn't you? No. No.

We said that one wasn't going to be the one. What's wrong of food? Nothing. Well, sometimes there are things wrong. We literally gave you a subject, dude. I can't remember. You think my mind is going to be super crisp and sharp at this time of day. Crisp like a lettuce.

A fresh lettuce. Actually, the subject is a lettuce. I bloody hate the white lettuce. Women's my day. What? White lettuce. Brill. Alex, you might as well drop your subject on us.

I don't know. Mine seems a bit heavy. a bit. No, we need it. You could save it for after the break. No, because we got really good questions. Yeah, no, just fucking drop it. We've got three minutes, speed minute, hour run, epic.

We've kind of talked about, it's to do with mobile phones, right? And how... I was listening to something that was, like, talking about, obviously, like, how addictive it is, right? And how our brains, they're not designed to, like constantly get the dopamine like feedback of like getting likes on Twitter you know uploading videos and getting like this number of views and stuff like it's tricking your brain yeah it's like not natural for a brain to be that stimulated exactly yeah and being like rewarded constantly that's why like we're so addicted to video games and shit like that I'm just

wondering like what we think the eventual repercussion of this is going to be well we're like sort of the test subjects in a way. We're seeing repercussions. Yeah, we're, yeah. Because they're just, they are, they are actually obsessed with it. It's like that whole, I mean, our generation is just ridiculously depressed. Yeah. Yeah, we've mentioned it before, but there has to be a correlation.

I mean, maybe it will go, it'll go like this. It'll be fine in the end because everyone gets used to it. I don't think, no, I don't think that should happen. The tech is a part of us, then. Yeah, I feel like that's the awkward thing about it, because we're in this stage where we're still quite sort of cavemanish, but we have this incredible tech. that's like so anti-archave man brains. Like at a basic level, what is the human body happiest when it's doing?

When it's like jerking off, eating, and ripping, running around, or whatever, doing some sort of exercise and sleeping. That's really it. So adding in all these extra factors, like this crazy dopamine shit from this like fake world that we've been like introduced to. It's just like a fucked up thing to think about. but some of it's so fucking epic like Skyrim fuck yeah having like libraries on us wherever we are is like incredible

you never have to question anything like pub quizzes and stuff like having been like a university student prior to yeah exactly computers and the internet being as good as they are having to actually go through books properly and actually cite them manually probably write it down

yeah if you make a mistake start the bibliography again surely we should be like a way more intelligent generation that's what i was about to say that do you think it sort of it tricks people into thinking they're more intelligent they are just because of how much information we're the most arrogant generation yeah I'm surprised no the boomers are pretty bad but oh god don't start talking about boomers that's a whole wee death what the fuck even is a boomer you a baby boomer you're a boomer it's a boomer it's a boomer it's for someone who like grew up in the in a boom economy so like post World War II, they grew up in, like, the 60s 70s where life was a lot easier because of post-war.

But America went through the massive economy. I think boom was specific to America because it went through the economic boom quite literally. Yeah. We were just like struggling still. Yeah, we were just like, we got to sell all, everything to Russia. Oh. That's, that's a boomer. I'm more familiar with Leffodhead 2 boomers.

I'm more familiar with. Boomers from Gears of Water. I'm more familiar with the boomers, the faction, in New Vegas. They're actually... I don't have anyone. What? Everyone said a boomer from a video game. How can you not know a boomer from a video game?

You said the main ones. I mean... Who remembers the boomers from Fall Out of New Vegas? Are they actually called the boomers? Yeah, the boomers. What are they? What do they? They're in an airfield and if you go near them, they boom you. Oh, them.

Them, yeah, the boomers. Yeah. Can you actually get to them or... Yeah, you have to sneak through their boom field. Yeah, it's a... It's fucking shit. It's trash. But then it's a nice area because it's like...

There's giant ants. All right. So we're going to go to a break. Like, pretty much now. Yeah, go off your phones unless you're watching... No, I'm actually going to say something about friends. No, hold on. You've got to keep an eye on the fucking timidies.

I was, boomer. You're being a typical boomer. What are you? Haven't you heard? John Media's now doing t-shirts, you dig? If you don't have a look at the T-Spring website, we're going to have a problem. So head over there now, I think the link's in the description. No, I know it's in the description.

Go now. On the subjects of boomers, do you have you ever sat then and tried to not go on your phone? Like, you know, sit in there playing video games and not just been like, look at your phone, refresh Twitter. Have you ever had that issue, where you literally just have to do it. Yeah, I've started just deleting apps now

that I just associate with negative shit. Have you deleted Twitter yet? No, but I think about it every day. I kind of need it though for communicating and DMs and shit. But for me? Well, I have a few, yeah, now I have like open sort of conversations now, people that I couldn't delete Twitter because of... But I don't really have too much of an issue.

I look at it, I hardly take any of it in, and I just think, that's fucking point. No, that's the thing, like, I, I always check Twitter for new stuff, but I never read it. No. Like, it just goes past. Very occasionally, there'll be something in the Explore thing. That's so good right now. Yeah, no, no, no, the Explore thing is useful. The Yogscast was trending earlier.

Oh, shit. Might still be. Here's what I used to do. I used to have Twitter on my front page, right? Now I've got it in a folder, so it takes me to, like, like actions longer to get there which means I don't do it as often because it takes me to actions longer I go on it I happen to tweeted recently right so but then I I I get the good thing is I go massive amounts of time between tweets now you know I've started to do the same now it's

like I'm like oh I spend like two weeks since I lasted a tweet yeah that's the only time I fully engage with Twitter as if I like if I I asked about people's musical a while ago that was the best engagement I probably ever had on fucking Twitter really just people are applying like yeah I like this, he was four arms I like, fourms I like it. And there were loads, and I should probably go back to that thread and actually listen to loads of the albums, because I just haven't. It's good for that kind of thing. I did listen to one. I listened to Schlagenheim

by Black Middie, if anyone cares. I did listen to that. Sounds trash. I realized last year, I think specifically, or earlier this year, that I have a really bad habit of it. It's because you know Siege. We've talked about Siege, Rainbow Six Seas before, and obviously, a wound is like five minutes,

and then you go to a loading screen then you're picking stuff and there's like a minute wait it's literally every time I died or I was in that break I was picking up my phone scrolling through Twitter That used to be like text reply time for me Or message reply time would be then

That's when I started to realize That's poo-poo time for me on my A little toilet in my room That's when I started to realize I've actually got a problem of just trying to constantly check my phone So recently I've just trying to not do that Because it's not that great

I just pictured Jim's bedroom being a bed and a toilet and that's it I sit on the toilet and play video again you're like Cartman from South Park and he gets addicted to World Warcraft See I'm glad I don't have anything like that particularly the only thing is

I don't know I was playing Skyrim a lot But I think I feel like that's slightly different Because it's a single player experience That can't be updated But it's weird because we're in like a new age thing Of having live services and shit And the thing of live services is that quite often I don't care to play them after

let's say I put 90 hours in usually after that I'm like once it becomes work nothing about this is unique anymore there's no unique experience anymore I don't want to do it I'm bored of like chasing gear levels I can't be bothered I just can't be bothered anymore

I'm quite glad about that I never get hooked by that sort of thing like small increases in numbers in video games I do for it's not even like I don't know I like doing it to look if it's a now me to then access more content that's like you you

you two I think Ruben and Alex specifically succumbed to that like with destiny it sort of highlighted that well depends though because that was like the last time destiny I remember for me as well there's sorry to interrupt them but

it's just because it's a distraction if I have lots of dead time and I have no motivation to do something else usually a game fills that space yeah well no but like for me I'd prefer to hop onto a game like experience it and be done with it or not not necessarily like forever but not that number progression because they the destiny type of games

fool you into thinking like you're constantly building towards something but what you're building towards is building itself yeah you just increase your numbers so that you can further increase the numbers the thing it's chasing the dragon. It's that then, though, if you increase a number, obviously, like I said, if it was accessing new content, that's what it is for me now. Back then, Destiny was like one of two games we could

play, because of how dry everything was. So, I don't know, there was a lot of things. It's different because, you know, I was 17 as well, it's hard to realise, because you change a lot between just as you get older. You change and different things interest you and different things hold your attention for longer. And so I suppose it's hard to actually have a good

a firm analysis of it when the way my mind might work has changed since then and the fact that I was in school meant that things were different I'd get home from school, what did I do? I just played games because I couldn't do anything else because I was 17 or I was 16 or

whatever age I was when Destiny was out Should we do some questions? Yeah, I pecked them over earlier and they looked pretty good So basically what I'm saying is playing Minecraft. Chase the dragon? That's a good game. Minecraft, what's the dragon you're chasing? You're chasing

the end the dragon no fuck that you're chasing the dragon of building something new you're chasing the creativity dragon it's the podcast the best game ever it's chasing the digging a giant hole that was so good in the ocean

it was so good I wasn't there to do that I was too busy building like a no this is a new thing that Jim and I did I just remember all the shit for my last save I lost world I just remember how bizarre it just turned out we made a fucking tunnel

to the other side of the map just got rid of all the water in the fucking land James that the Iron was chasing him I moved to my house house got burnt down Moved back You guys being my house

I've never played my house I've never played You tried to build the ironclad But you built out of wood And it was terrible The ironclad being a submarine It's not a submarine It was an ironclad battleship

Any way But it was funny So it was funny So I feel like that story Has been told like 20 times On the cast now get to one of any random cast from episodes 1 to 20

and probably talked about it It'll either be that story Something about Marvel Something about Halo probably Oh my god You guys talk about Halo early And poopy bottoms I was just sitting there like

You can't judge Josh When you do the fucking same shit But worse When we talk about the outpost discovery thing Yeah I was just like Why would you actually go to London To wait three hours to see one person I would try

No I don't see one person Sit in a pelican Hell yeah That wasn't Three hours That'd be fucking great. Three hours? Anyway, we're going to go to questions now

because we've spent way too long on bullshit. Because you actually experience something that you can't experience, I've always. James is just fucking... So this is the part of the show we answer questions from the community. Let's just start off with one from Dick the Head. He says, out of the jar members,

who do you think will get married first and have kids first? What, individually? yeah no i guess as individual things yeah okay okay who will get married let's do a vote um Alex both you want to that's my vote yeah Alex is my vote Alex is my vote there we go well okay take me out of the equation then because I'm a bit older no why me I don't know because you're tracing the marriage dragon you're chasing the marriage dragon okay I like the idea of engagement I'm probably not going to get married I might do I don't

know I what if it happens it happens but not at the moment is all I can say oh the tricky thing with James is the I wasn't the question though anyway who'd work oh yeah it's just the first two well you because of age no but I'm saying removing me James

yeah I'd probably say James well James is the only one who's ever expressed to any like marriage my reasoning on Alex isn't based on Alex's age necessarily Necessillary

No, I don't see Alice doing that personally Because you've expressed Which out of getting married, having children Married, you've literally expressed Like a not desire for that Before, I've talked to you about it I'm getting married Yeah, you said that you've got kind of not first

I know that exact conversation And it was more against your Concept of marriage being So vital No, I didn't say marriage It was just, no, I didn't say marriage I said just like it That was why that

That was my reason for my answer to my answer to this question. I just like the idea of it. What can I say? Marriage to you is a bigger deal than I think any... The only reason I've been thinking about it recently, and I was like, married, you know, funny. No, we'll just get stronger. If I can get some tax benefits, then, yeah, sure.

Yeah. No, I just... If I had the money to do it, like, really had the expendable income for, like, a good wedding. I've been like, well, fuck it, yeah, I'll do it. Yeah, let's just say that I've planned spending, like, serious cash on a wedding right get me a mortgage free bar

that's the only thing I want to play is free bar see well what's the average cost is like 30 grand yeah some crazy shit like that

that is like a house deposit yeah exactly no no it depends if you're inviting like a hundred or people then yeah but no I wouldn't have a wedding I've planned my wedding

does that answer your question I consider it I'm saying you it's like you invite your best friends your family that's it you go all out on food you go all out on a fucking barn

you just have a great time in a foreign country. I've found it all else. Not one of those pricks. I want everyone to fly to fucking... Well, I'd pay for it. Yes, of course. So it would easily be 30 grand, though.

Yeah, but then it's like... I can just say... You implied that by having just your family and your best friends, you'd save money, but then you're like, I'll spend more. Basically, I just... I think it's romantic and I just like that, okay? That's what I'm going to say.

Do it's Ty Bride. That's the thing. Well, go on holiday. He's planned the wedding. had the bride yet he's gonna pick her in Thailand okay so we've answered my question it's me yeah epic okay ends ye has one for us is there a movies slash song slash album you absolutely hated on first experience and never thought you'd revisit that you now love absolutely hate saint life of Pablo I was gonna say I wouldn't say I hated life of

I listened to it and I was like what the I couldn't get through the second song I despised it and I turned off instantly then Jim was just like Life of Bablo really great and I was like I'll listen to this I didn't like it first just remember it I didn't like to Pimp a Butterfly at first

I remember yeah I was just like about it because I'd just come from Good Kid Mad City and it was totally different that's why I expected yeah that's that's what that was for me what Dan was like apart from I was justified in being a bummed

out. Yeah, I liked Damn and then very quickly I was like, I don't listen to this anyway. No, I remember the first time listening to it and being like, when's this when's this bout to head out, Mrs. Puff? Mm-hmm. See, I can't think of any for like movies

or games that I hated at first and then loved. Oh no, I can technically think of one, but that's if you consider those two games as one. Hey, first played Fallout 3 when I was really young, despised it, hated it, played new Vegas absolutely loved it.

I don't know if they count. They are the... They're very similar gameplay. They are identical games. They're identical gameplay, yeah. Okay, that counts. Let's see any time it's happen with a game. I'll count it.

There was a second part of the question, though, which might help, which said, and if there isn't, is there something you hate, but you keep listening to slash watching, and you don't know why? Hmm. I have crazy stuff. I have loads of those, basically everything I watch on Netflix. Um... Really?

Like what? I have a game that I used to... Yeah, like Big Mouth, like all these fucking awful Netflix originals. You know, I couldn't even finish 13 reasons why season two. Really? Yeah, that's one as well. I thought it was such trash. Sometimes there's like a perfect balance of when something is so shit that it's just like fascinating.

Like I watched the Hellboy remake the other day. Like shit like that. I don't get bored. I'm just finding it interesting just trying to figure out what the fuck went wrong. I can't think of anything that's happened in movies. See, absolutely hated going from that to then really loving something. It's quite an extreme reaction. I'm not really that extreme.

Fantana did a video about it and it wasn't like, he was just like, yeah, it was like he implied it was one point higher than he gave it. Yeah, I'd give that one point. Maybe two points higher than I gave it. See, I can only say that can happen. When you first experience it, you're much younger, then it's not, it's not, it's not something to do with, the actual product you're listening to, you're playing,

it's your maturity that's changed why you like it. Okay, here you goes. Final Fantasy 13. I played it totally wrong when I was like 13 years old. The best way to play that game is to... Not play it. And I was not good at that game at all, so at least. And then I bought it again when I was 16 or 15 maybe.

I've still got Alex's copy. And now it's like one of my favorites that game. and it's really weird it's like a bizarre double nostalgia for me that game and I love Fun of NC 13 I think it's great I still have it I want to play it again hasn't finished it I told I challenged you to finish it

I said you'll never think I don't have the patience to do free fucking boss battles in a woe they're difficult I did it modded and still failed okay that's because it scales how tough the enemies are for how like if it's the final boss I did it the white way I only gave myself currency

so then you'll just all the best stuff and you upgrade all the weapons and they still didn't work. I am bad. I don't want to play that game. I don't like it. I'm the master. You are the master. I'm the fucking... It doesn't matter though. I have two games though that are answering that question. Life is strange because it's on game

past. Been playing that. Fucking hilarious. And Mass Effect Andromeda. Oh God, you're Mass Effect and Jomeda. I just like running around because the leg animation's so fuck. So you're not like a crap. I was having a crisis. Like, what game do I uninstall? What game do I uninstall? Because I needed space. And I was like, Bye by And then I just installed it

That was it That was the dream I did that ages ago Skyrim is one for me I don't own it But I play it I've bought that game so many times I hate it

I bought that game Skyrim's one you hate Yeah but I will keep playing it If I have access That's what all the Thursday games are like for me Five times Five times

Jim if you finish Skyrim But you don't finish New Vegas You're not my friend anymore That's both of these two No, but they don't They hate New Vegas You literally said that you No, I didn't hate New Vegas

I was getting into it I just was like, can I bored fuck this It's miss potential anyway We've done a whole video on that No, get lost All right Mobster Lobster Asks

If they were battling planets populated by clones Male and Female Of each Of the each jar member Of the each member in jar Who would win the war So we took my phone

James Planet would win because their species monumental penis size gives them a built-in melee weapon to budge in the fence. So we all have a planet with our own species of alien and they're warring. So there are four planets and each one of them are... I don't know why they specify that, let's just ignore that bit. Four planets

the population of each planet is just clones of each of us. Well you know, mine would win? Who would win the war? Is it something to do a cars? They'd literally be in our army of kamikaze pilots as fast as possible into whatever. yeah but you just survive one planetary assault

and then you die that was it then the other two would just like probably be like shall we agree to yeah we'll stop and then that'll be that there's four of us

I think but he would have wiped out one planet with his camera oh okay yeah and then the other two would just be like well fuck this that'll be that

what's the battle like what's it over no I mean what tech is it is it like melee weapons how do we get there we have lasers

do we have to the planet spaceships let's say there's like an alien overlord that is giving us ways to no it'd be like a strategy say like that you know like in halo one they've just got like the teleporters the way to settle there's just teleporters there are four teleporters on each planet they go to the others mine would all be spartans all of us would be spartan you yeah that's fine i would be like it would be a strategy game where each planet has to develop big strong class spartan spartan material Kamakaisi just works

Fast as possible You can't fly planes though Yeah I have a A spaceship that carries planes And they deploy the planes I'm talking about like When we're starting on these worlds

We're like new Minecraft world It's spore like spore like spore Not spore level Because we're already who we are We wouldn't actually be fighting each other For like what's 500 years No because imagine four Minecraft worlds But they just have teleports

Four teleports on each of them So at any point, I could go to yours and just kill you. It's a tragedy. It's a tragedy. Yeah, and you go off the... I'd lose then. So I never played Halo Wars. Because that game is trash.

Captain Cutter, Quad MacBlast, there we go. We do all just choose what tech tree we want to go under. And mine would literally be the Kawakaze TV. We need to all just do a sieve game. We've got to get Civ 6, all of us. And we need to do one game of Siv. Yeah, that'll answer the question. That will really answer the question.

I don't know how to play Siv. I don't know how to play Siv. I know how to play Siv. I'm confident that I'd win. We should do it. We should actually just get Siv-6 and slowly make our way through one game. It would take us about a month and we go like 600 days in the game. We'd do it. That's fine.

I'd base my planet's army around weaponised dogs. No, there's no dogs. It's like Minecraft. No, you've got to make dogs. No, he didn't say it's Minecraft. Yes, I did. He did. No, he, the guy.

I'm assigning rules that give us some kind of spectrum to work in. Well, mine has ultimate labels. That's not true. No, dogs exist. No, you get dogs. Dogs fucking exist. I get Spartans. We're all Spartans.

Jim, what do you want? Okay, ultimate laser beams. Alright, that's fine. James, Kamikaze pilots, Alex dogs. You mean? Ultimately, Jim, what is? You're saying? My army of James clothes in Kamikaze planes have to fly into dogs.

Yeah. Oh yeah, you just defeat your James. We all just picked dogs and then we're fine. No, I'd be like the fucking. I'd be like the fucking pacifist planet. I'm doing the same thing. No, I want to change my weapon to 3D Homer Simpson from that one Simpson's episode.

Jim's Planet's fucking weird. It's like slender, but with Homer. No, but then it's not your clones. What's the point of your army of clones? Are they like clone clones, or can they have, like, Star Wars clones? They have different haircuts and shit like that. No, they're clones. They're just you.

That's why my kamikaze thing works. A clone can have a different hair shit. all right good no they're exact clones you're army they get to choose haircuts and develop small personality traits well they're all gonna fly into the ground at some point it doesn't my army my army of Spartans remember this question

has been a disaster let's move on it's just I think it's broken broke the question it's not down to us it's time I was trying to make it as like baseline fucking we're all equal as possible why would it be a Minecraft world I don't understand how you're comparing dogs to fucking lasers and Spartan warriors

mine made sense Kamikaze who've been around since the bloody World War II. No, but you can't fly a plane. Don't tour around before then, James. Yeah, I'd learn. Based on what? Okay, there's no like... They won't be planes, there'll be...

My car. There'll be Kamikaze pilots in cars. You build a field armoury, you research Kamikaze pilots. Well, I could say something else, but that's going even darker. I'm not going to say that. No. Let's move a question for one to one from Grey Tickles,

who asks, what was your favourite album when you were 16 if you remember oh god i don't know uh wait maybe i remember liking random access memories a lot when i was 16 that's probably mine no yeah i'd have to go back to that year though give me a sec obviously i was 16 at a different time but i think plastic beach was around that time right so that one's that's 2011 armadillo that makes sense then i've said that at a time yeah i'd say plastic beach probably no so i'm a willow

I like the Red Dead Redemption One soundtrack a lot as well at that age I remember walking to sick form listening to a trigon of truth I also have that in that year I'm less about you I probably was random access memories there was nothing

that much better I remember really listening to the song I remember liking the GTA 5 like just music collection yeah I had some good pieces of You used to listen to that shit all the time. From the looks of things, yeah.

Random Access Memories probably would have been my favourite then. But I didn't listen to music the same way I do now. But then I used to listen to like singles most of the time or one track. Yeah, yeah. Which album, whereas now, I don't know. That's why Random Access Memories is like the only option for me. Yeah, that and like Reddit Redemption. Right.

Yeah. Whereas now, if you ask me, I'd have loads of albums because I actually listen to albums. Too many to actually pick from. Dick the Head has a. A good question for us. Asking us, what is each of your heaven and hell? Like, I'd assume James' heaven would be his own island in which he owned all his dreamt cars, dogs, and had an unlimited anime subscription. Okay, so it's personal heaven, not like what I think heaven should be.

No, it's our personal idea of heaven and hell. Oh, shit. Well, not very dissimilar. Hmm. So I guess whatever I do sort of at the moment now, right, except that's all I do. And, uh... For eternity Well, actually, I don't know, I'm quite happy

That's your heaven? My heaven would be, well, yeah, but like, imagine it, but with access to whatever I want, pretty much. It just be to access whatever I want. I could sit up there in my realm. So second life, then. With my ultimate, my ultimate gaming PC.

As long as I can just continue to play fucking video games and bullshit like that that I do now, I'd be fine. And I could hang out with anyone. Yeah, I could just be like, you know what, I want to hang at them, bam, there are my heaven. And never, no hangovers. No hangovers. no my my my unless I want it just to feel alive again my heaven would

literally be just to have nice cars and experience the world now oh yeah I guess access to all the drugs but I don't like get addicted or die just like can try it and be all right this is fine non addiction would be good what's your heaven Jim knowledge of if James's penis is actually big oh and number actual number one on the Batman leaderboards not modded hacked leaderboards yeah but Jim actually gets number one like it's like that Tom Cruise movie where he's in a car crash and

Cameron Diaz says I let you come inside me or something and then and then he's ugly and he has to wait and he goes in the simulation and then he has different memories I've literally know is that a Tom Cruise movie so which movie is that I have fuck no is it's shallow sky or some shit

yeah maybe but um no my one would be I reached the point in my life where I got number one in the world on the Batman leaderboard and then I stay there and then I become a celebrity and that's like my simulated reality I've got quite a good one for heaven anyway

do it so imagine the moment you die like you become a ghost right but not like a normal ghost like an awesome ghost like you can fly obviously phase through whatever you want but also got that no clip mod Yeah, but also you can time travel As you just go to dinosaurs

As an observer No no not just dinosaurs And then for all of eternity you just observe Oh yeah that's not I've often thought I would love to just be able to fly out into space Just have a look around No hunger no thirst No like human wants or needs

But obviously not fly But you obviously need the brain to understand What you're doing as well Yeah but like you're assuming You're consciousness or whatever So like you know it's not like I'm flying But I'm flying like the speed of an aeroplane through space Because that would be shit

You'd be doing that for fucking ever No, yeah, of course Just give me a Normandy That's my having Give me a Normandy And I just fucking Normandy Around the place I'd be scared of just like

Going around space And then being like, wait, where's Earth? That's what I mean about having the brain To be like Okay, I can just make my way back to Earth Yeah, but I mean You'd be a lot more enough away You're gonna be like

No, I can just be like I want to go back, bam, done There you go Okay Yeah So it's kind of a fucking ghost dog You can just do what you want Okay, hell then

it's got to be hell it's got to be something you you really don't want I don't know having like chewing gum chewed right next to my ear all the time I can't listen to music

just sleep paralysis permanent sleep paralysis the constant feeling of I can't move and I'm going to suffocate and I can't wake up I keep having sleep paralysis again at the moment hadn't had it for a while

now I'm getting it again Do you ever see the spooky old lady no none of that shit it's always i'm in my dream whatever i'm dreaming about and i'm trying to tell someone to wait me up trying to sit or or i'm trying to and someone is there and they won't wait me up and i'm trying to communicate it and i can't that's usually how it goes and then i realize when i wake up oh none of that was happening right there there was you weren't talking to anyone yeah no one even if they were and you

would be able to hear that happening because you weren't speaking so jim Um, the, the knowledge of, if James's penis is as big as... Never being real to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, for real, um... Come back to me.

You've got two minutes. No, but these guys haven't said. I reckon, honestly, for me, something along the lines of that lighthouse scene from annihilation. It's being trapped in a scene like that. that's just like warps and changes and it's so like frightening but it just never ends hmm I suppose I'm just saying a more concise way my heaven is just like freedom and knowledge freedom on the grandest scale and knowledge on the grandest scale that's heaven

James you got one James what's your hell this is an obvious answer my hell would literally be at the situation I've experienced never ending that's hell in every sense So torment you've already experienced just repeated for eternity That's just the worst kind of hell I can possibly imagine I'd say hell

Would be just like In a blank room by myself Forever With nothing There you go It'll be sleep paralysis And every time you wake up You're in that room

Yeah That's the ultimate one Yeah Well Scary That's quickly Scary Scary

We could end on one quick one. No more parties in it. From Sugondis one. Yeah. What are the first slash best concerts you've all been to? No. James ain't seen one. I want to go to one, but you guys won't go with me.

The best one was the Roger Waters one. Best one was the Roger Waters one. It's the most money I've ever spent on going to something like that as well by a huge, huge. I've been to good ones in small locations, like the Thetler, Bristol and it was cool and in London as well but yeah roger waters was one my favorite was guerrillas probably and my first was Roosevelt only a little one yeah my first was seeing more like poozerville my first was going to really one's big weekend when i was like 12 but i mean yeah i don't really count the first one i actually opted really wanted to go to i went and saw dan kroll

on the thetcloa oh yeah and that was very cool very cool first one i saw was future islands no that might be my best because of how much it meant to me to see that was yeah special yeah that might be worse yeah that's my answer that future islands in bristol that was important that was a very good show i just pieced myself personal as well yeah he fell off the stage as good as roger waters was it wasn't like personal it was amazing but yeah seeing sam sam harring well thanks for watching this cast sam herring yeah thanks for supporting us everybody listening to this episode. We'll see you on the next one, bro. We'll see you on the flips. Make noise into the mic, girl.

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