JAR Media Posdact - Booger2988 - JARCast Episode 350

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:34 Housekeeping 09:33 Alex tried to not be a hermit, instantly regrets it 16:06 Alex Watched a Sad Boogie2988 Documentary 25:59 The New Beatles Song 31:09 Question Section: Is James Upset about the Plagiarism? 31:58 Um... can I have a kiss? 32:23 British Food and Bovril 39:02 James Triplet Question about the Throne 40:32 Alex's Deranged Superman Idea 45:46 Music to play a JARlings freshly born child 54:29 Is the Worm in Alex's Arm Influencing Him 57:51 AMC Gremlin

Hi, I'm Peter McNally, and welcome to Comecast Cable. I guess this is a special episode, huh? It's an extra special. This is episode... 350. 350, baby. We're 10 away from the OG era export. Oh, that's going to be a good episode, huh? We're 10 episodes away from...

I never even considered that. For now, good afternoon, morning, even tonight. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. wait wait we're 10 episodes away that might be the episode that starts the year it's going to be close

yeah we've got about seven two and a half months 365 isn't it weird that 360 is a circle right hmm 365 to orbit Coincidence?

Well, no, it's not as fine. Do you find it weird? It should be 360. You've been going too much down these, man. The YouTube Shorts algorithm has got you. Fuck, I never considered that. But good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Jailchard's episode 350.

I'm your host to Alex, joined by Jim and James. Hello! Hello! Well, we're going to have an episode where, you know, we don't bring up, um... We are. We are. Terror attacks. Why not?

Um... No, I didn't. You just said the T-word. Tiddy. Terror. To... Jesus Christ, just can't use any of that. Yeah, you can.

stop there well guys it's coming it's coming no no good after no we've already done that bit no now is we're in we're at housekeeping

where is you're like five minutes behind right now yeah yeah the housekeeping segment we ran out the conversations from that previous episode

and there were I only got three for this one oh three a little ditty house but to be honest guys You guys are throwing me off so bad with this time dilation that's going on.

What do you mean time? Almost forgot about the patrons. Thank you to our lovely patrons over patreon.com. They help support the show and made the audio version possible. You can find the podcast on your any audio streaming site like Spotify, Podbean, iTunes or any other audio. Especially Pod bean. Podd bean. Yeah.

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Jesus Christ can I just make an observation yes jar's been referencing common memes now more than we ever did in meme chat

that's true that's true but with less context like I see people asking like what's Jamie referencing our fans don't even know the means we

if you don't know what I'm referencing then you're way out of the loop you know because I'm running off like three months ago yeah you know because I don't use social media

because I'm not a come cast cable mind melted your beast unplugged he's not he's not he's not beast he's just on YouTube shorts it's not unplug it's like the unibest

every fucking episode there's been a lot I'm unplugged I'm out in the wild there's been a lot uni memes at the moment like because it's the ice cream one where it's like we've made the first ice cream with waste with like plastic waste where do you see these just on Instagram yeah but my algorithm loves the uni man I don't just I don't see any of this

craziness one you need man I just see pig videos I don't see anything because I don't use it because I unplugged you do use it I don't use it you use YouTube shorts it's I use YouTube shorts to get gooned on how to do a tricep dip with perfect form. Fair, fair, that's... Knowledge. Thank you. And I suppose that kind of, I didn't note this down, but I was supposed to bring it up, was like, there's some more, I should have got some screenshots of the spiciness of the jar TikTok.

Oh, my God. Woo! Boy, what are they... Every night, randomly, they just, jar TikToks keep getting wedged in the algorithm. And like, God, they pisses people. people off. Because we're like boomers. They're so fucking angry.

They shouldn't have a podcast. They're boomers. They're too old for this. Do we look that old? According to Zoom is sure an average TikTok user, I guess. What's this doing on my for you page? Stop it. But at the same time, I do get it because 70% of the screen is a mobile game.

The drop out of his the car So I do I do get it So make sure you check out Jaya TikTok man I find JAR Like I go I do flick through the Because like you know

We talked about this before I forget about what we say It's like it's down It's out of our mind So I go back to look at the funny bits And I always get to the The normal episode Anime version

And fucking Yeah Our Shorts guy has been on fire lately He did a really funny one I showed Jim the other day That was a good one Yeah, big props to him.

Big props. He's got a Lamborghini now. But let's do the real housekeeping where we do clean up those conversations. And there was something that came up last episode that it frankly needed expansion. They did. Expansion?

There was a question in the question segment from this fellow who had a bunch of caveats and was like, oh, I've got to be anonymous. I'm not going to mention where I am. Oh, yeah, the overcut. The money laundering, yeah. Yeah, and they actually left a question in the question thread on the subreddit, which you can, too. We normally address those at the end, but we're going to put that in housekeeping today.

Gigi Noodles 1 says, hello jar. I'm the video store jarling. To give a little more context, James was correct that I live in Australia. I feel safe giving out this information as there is apparently over 500 independent video stores in Australia. To clarify, I actually work around 40 hours every two weeks, instead of, two hours every week. Is that what he said? And there are a few other employees

who work around 20. The manager lives in a different state as well. Would you still consider this money laundering or nah? Yeah, no, that makes it more money laundering. Because that means higher hours that make it look more believable on the books. But how do you do it 40 plus hours at a video store? That's making two pounds of profit.

Yeah. That approves its money laundering. But having the manager being, I know Australian states, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's money laundering. Offshore, um, video money. So that, or I guess there's someone with a loan that keeps getting bigger. Yeah.

Me. J.H. Dash Phoebe 3 MP says, sorry, but Jha has jumped the shark. Alex was not a very convincing character to begin with, but watching him, Goon, all over the set, was just too much. You guys are mean? What? Do you disagree? I have no idea what the one about. Jim, you must be on my side.

I don't see it as sides. I don't see anything as sides. There is no sides. Grey Jedi over here, as always. No, the Grey Jedi was on it. The Grey Jedi is not even real. In my mind, they are. No, but...

Do you think the you that you are right now, right this instant is the you that is truly that could destroy the death star no I got one more here before I want to get in some topics some exciting moments that have happened to me yeah george Urin heart

3,000 and 27 said love you boys and thank you Jim for the threat to get off my phone and go to class so I do not end up working at a taco bell and having diarrhea especially salient to me because I've literally had diarrhea building this last week in all seriousness I've a seriously crap I've had a seriously crap last month and many reasons for many reasons and the doom scroll has been a result of that and also further my mental states decline negative spiral type thing hearing you three read my comment made my day and more likely help even if only in a small way get me back to gaming on cheers mingers and pipa polly yeah cool um yeah nice cool yeah nice yeah cool yeah nice nice um i got three things first i told i told one of you guys this already i wanted to because it was just it was just halloween right oh yeah i wanted to be a

good samaritan right be less of a be less of a scrooge how what you know what scrooge Did you celebrate Halloween? Did you have any decorations? No. No, but like, I wanted to be like, I know there's all this excitement in the air. You're like, you know what, let's... There's all these kids around that, like, want their sweets or whatever.

So I've got some sweets and put them in a bowl. And put them outside for Halloween. With a piece of paper saying, Here you are trick or treaters. Did you actually have a piece of paper? Yeah. I didn't know that. Tape to the bowl.

with a little image of a pumpkin and the light up pumpkin was out there the one that was on this very cast for a few weeks um literally by the time the third kid comes around I was I could I've got one of those doors with like the glass that kind of obscures what you can see behind it

but you can see there's a shape or whatever little boy must have been eight or nine I see him doing like the comical cartoonish like looking left and right and then you know Nathan Drake pulling his backpack so last of us like he gets his backpack and then he just stuffs he took the bowl was still like pretty much full to the brim a big fruit bowl he took three quarters of what was in that

ball and one fell swoop and then he ran off how did that make you feel well first i was like there's no way like what he actually did was take his backpack off and then fill his backpack with that there's no way so i waited like 10 minutes and then like looked out the window and it's like just this is all gone it's been like a few minutes and this one kid like has to just bring that nihilism you know honestly though it's it kind of like checks out it didn't yeah I guess it it checks out that like I feel like you would have done that as a eight nine year old nah you don't not to that level No, but that was like something I curated.

It wasn't the only people I was stealing from were my parents. Fair. You don't think you would have done that? No, because my logic was like, it was a full bowl. And, yeah, if your parents aren't around and I'm not coming to the door each time handing each one of these children a little sweetie, then that's always going to be a risk. but a more balanced individual, I feel like, would take three, you know?

Be a little bit cheeky. Absolutely. There's enough there for three, maybe even four if you want to be an asshole, you know? No, I'd say four's like you're being a cheeky, but like... And there's some good things in there, man. They had those hippos in there. Hippos? You know those Buono hippos?

You bought premium sweets then? Buono hippos? Do you mean like kinder hippos? No, the brand new ones I don't What They're not Kinder The brand really doesn't matter

But the hippos The Some cabries in there A twirl in there Never again You see that It just goes to show the greed of humanity Yeah

They ruin it for everyone By hoarding the wealth I don't blame that kid for doing it I do No it's innate You know He He struck a gold mine.

He did the, he did the, like, the... He did what they did in the old west, you know, when they found the gold. He was doing that shit. Yeah. Hollering. Yeah. I say, you know, go for it. But I feel that if you're going to do that.

He saw an opportunity. But I feel like in that situation, in an ideal society, other kids who are trickle training should be able to see it and beat him up for sweets. No, but they didn't. That's why he wins. Yeah, but that's what I mean. More kids should be violent. Yeah.

Yeah, I wish I was more violent as a child. I thought you had an announcement. I thought you had an announcement. That I'm going to be more violent from here on out. No. To stop the bully. What bullying? No, why are you looking at me?

Alex just, um... Do you have something to tell me? Huh? Do you have something to tell me? No, Alex just did the... I've got an announcement to make. Alex wants to stop the bullying. I've never even seen that fucking meme until he's showed it to be today.

The meme is from like years ago. What meme? I figured. Yeah. The stop bullying meme. I've got an announcement to make. Stop bullying. None of these memes have existed.

It's all been a... No, it's real. It's real. Everyone knows. Everyone looks. listening to this notes. They didn't know what Bake it and burger of no honey

mustard. No, that's fair enough. I can't take it anymore. Yeah, but that's like, that's because it's actually funny. Whereas everyone, I don't know, two, three years ago,

stopped bullying was everywhere. No, it doesn't ring a bell. Dude. We remember different memes to be fair. The best meme is Ronald McDonald's Insanity. That's up there. That's the best.

no no what is then okay welcome to this part of the show where we talk about memes this is meme chat the return oh my god Jim is the one only host a meme chat

can't come back without his team starish endorsement and impression yeah that's right yeah they actually made a podcast called meme chat well never actually got made I thought it did I thought had an episode

no he wanted to it was the plan wasn't it with leafy I can't remember it was with Alex meme chat episode one oh we really stole keemstar's glory we stole his thunder Alex usurped meme chat from kemster speaking of uh I guess Keemstar and meme chat I watched a YouTube documentary and it was one that was it was produced in a way where when you say YouTube documentary you think of what

Shane Dawson yeah we done some reaction No, not necessarily. Yeah, what do you think, no? No comment. What the fuck? Well, technically, what's that mean? What do you mean by that? Well, no, when you think of YouTube documentary, you think of, like, Vice and Cockadil from like 10 years ago.

That was a YouTube dog. No, but back then they won. Vice is a company you respect, though. Well, there's some respect. It's owned by Disney, isn't it? Well, Vice is dead, no, technically. But Vice has been on a good world recently. It's owned by Disney.

Don't trust them. They're not owned by Disney, isn't it? Yeah, they are. You're just saying this. No, believe me. But yeah, that's what I would call a YouTube documentary. Black Rockins Disney. Don't trust anything.

Jarl zoned by Black Hawk. What? Alex talked about it. Chars owned by Boogie. Oh my God. Boogie? That's how we're coming at you through the power of the internet.

Yeah, because for some reason, I guess all these, like, boogie documentaries has been coming out of the last few months. So it was a boogie documentary. Is it the one about boogie? It gets worse or something like that. It's called

The Dark, Sad Life of Boogie 2988 I've been I've been trying to tell you guys about how bad boogie is because you positively referenced him like years ago I was like boys

What did you know about him Well it was terrible person Yeah, is that all? What's he done? What's Boogie done that's so bad? Well, I was more like I actually watched two Boogie documentaries

over the past couple weeks the one I wanted the reason I was saying about the YouTube documentaries is because yeah you do the standard isn't exactly high but this one I watched from Mike Clum he's called it's like he's

the production value was there it was high he had to his own like insight you put the work in he went and like spent time with Buggy for like months on and off gathered all this info and the thing that gave him the edge compared to this other one I watched

that was more like a typical typical commentary channel type just yeah on the 19th of May boogie tweeted yeah you know that kind of stuff um this one was more like an economic kind of angle so I don't know how much you guys know about this stuff with him yeah yeah he had like he had retirement money he'd saved up like 750,000 dollars um and instead of paying off his mortgage which he still has to this day you go to Vegas he put it all into Ethereum oh no but he he got into Ethereum it it skyrocketed so as a multi-millionaire but then the market crashed and I didn't he didn't cash out I was just so yeah so hung up on that like

that's just crazy why would you not at least take enough to pay off all of your expenses yeah it's what like what but it's not that he also made like a video when when it's skywashed, he's gloating about how he's rich. Yeah. And then there's like, oh, years later, he's begging for people to subscribe to his Patreon to get money, because he's got no money. It's a bit like,

yeah. Yeah, but I mean, his outgoing, they say it in the video, his outgoings at the moment, he requires like $6,000 a month or something to afford his lifestyle with a mortgage. I think he drives like a Tesla or something,

stupid. He does, she has like the top range, like Model S or something. his health bills are very high he's got health insurance and then everything else living and he's got two dogs

and all this kind of stuff but I thought it was a well-made video and he came out three days ago as of recording this 55 minutes long it was well-made they put the research in you know

a buggy search yeah It's nice when you kind of strike gold on a YouTube. And like, Boogie is one of those people who have only had a tertiary kind of understanding of, like, what's Boogie beloved to. Yeah. Because he's like a full-on lull cow at this point. Yeah, the last major thing I remember from him was the gun thing. Yeah, well, that was obviously in there.

There were a few big dramas like that, actually. Yeah. That one is nuts. That one I felt quite sorry for him. He was clearly, like, pushed at the end of his tether, you know? Hmm. Yeah. I don't know.

He's made, like, a lot of mistakes, I guess. Yeah. But, I mean... And then it kind of wraps up with... He's in all this kind of drama, because he's with this, like, 20-year-old. Oh. Right. And he's about to turn, like, 50, I guess.

Is he that old? Yeah. He's... That's one of the weirder things in the documentary. There's, like, a shot of him in the bath with her, like, lying on top of him. But, yeah. But I think the whole money thing is it comes down to, like, just being a YouTube, it doesn't matter how successful you are and flaunting your money.

That never works. And obviously, coincidentally, XQC is being dragged for the same reason now. it's always tacky Yeah People do that Who's that The stream there The streamer

Oh yeah Yeah Yeah yeah The grocery Yeah Yeah It's It's

It's It's quite Path of the course With like a Influencer lifestyle Mm-hmm Yeah

I've I watched today A Like a documentary esk thing about adem ross yep he's another character yeah yeah and it's just like it's it's not

it's not the person so much but it's the factors like enabling them you'll be if you're constantly being rewarded for doing like scummy things you're going to do those scummy things more there was a part in one of those documentaries

where they break down that like boogie like tweets so much that it's like they worked out accounting for sleep he's probably tweeting like every half an hour every day really he's been doing it for years I would I would actually be insane

at that point I'd be I'd be saying insane stuff being cancelled yeah yeah it's just yeah it's an unsustainable level of well I don't even know what he's after

but uh delete Twitter yeah Yeah Yeah I did Genuinely It's so bad with the engagement bait now

It's actually just It's like unusable The ads on there And actually like Facebook tier now If you guess these 10 celebrities Your IQ is the highest level of the world Phone game ads that have like the community notes saying This is fake

This is nothing like what the game really is It's like the goblet and minor one that one. Why are you guys still using Twitter? What is keeping you there? I've actually had some of the most insane dopamine as of late because I have two accounts I have my shit posting one out of my real one.

I'm scared to post my real one. But recently I've posted and it's popped off in the Japanese law owners and it's like the craziest thing to me. So that's why I use it for basically the niche hobby. But otherwise I don't have it. I don't have Instagram either. Okay.

yeah i understand that and i guess yours is kind of the same yeah i get more enjoyment from the secret twitter i guess um in the old it's not a secret yeah you know what i'm saying i like i just like silliness i like goofiness i think if you want to have serious conversations it's not the place if you want to have any kind of discourse or discussion it's not the place i don't think any well it because what what it turned into for me

when I was still using Twitter was that it was my news source you go to the moments or whatever I don't know if it's changed now trending or whatever um yeah and I'd look at like the the five things

yeah I'd use that as my news so everything I knew was like through Twitter and then I thought like that hang on this is like the most narrow way to view the world if I have the world at my fingertips

Like I can Google anything I can look at so many news sources But I'm only looking through Twitter I'm better knowing nothing I try to keep it more as like an entertainment thing Which is like movie news Yeah Look at this behind the scenes clip from this thing

That kind of stuff Just look at this crazy Zelda clip Of what they've built That kind of stuff It's just It's the same with what I guess That what Tumblr was

Oh yeah It's good for you your niche community the thing you really love that's kind of a good place for it is very tumblified now it's weird yeah but that kind of leads into the last thing I want to say

if we go to the mid break here it was because of something I saw that was trending that I actually went on and found kind of a cool YouTube documentary only 12 minutes long uploaded on the official

Beatles YouTube channel, they've released a new Beatles song with the help of Peter Jackson. Peter Jackson? Yeah. Because he made this like, it's supposed to be amazing like Beatles documentary a year or two ago

where to get that documentary made he invented that, well he didn't, his team and him invented this technology that was able to separate audio tracks from songs. So there's like an old-ass recording of I can know his damn name The one that was shot, the one that was killed

John Lennon Yeah, Lennon An old recording of Lennon's That Yeah, was given to Paul McCartney And the crew Well, there's only two of them alive now But there was like some old

like guitar recordings and stuff from george um and they put together like a yeah a new beatles song and it's actually pretty good really yeah yeah it's got like cool production it's got all the like strings in there it's like a fully fleshed out song that's probably the last thing they can ever do wow um yeah i just thought that's crazy so many of these like filmmakers Because they get really obsessed with the technology, right? You get obsessed with it. The Iron Man do with John Favreau is all obsessed with that kind of stuff. Make those lions talk.

Yeah, James Cameron's obsessed. George Lucas was obsessed. Peter Jackson's kind of no different, to be honest. But you get, you make Lord of the Rings and then you can just go around. Like, you know what, I'm just going to help the Beatles finish this. Yeah. unfinished thing. It seems kind of cool though

he's gone into this like documentary angle. Yeah because his World War I documentary Yeah I've not seen it I really want to see it It's very good Very very very good I've been told about it recently as well

Yeah he's on my like Wade off like watch Just because It was all um colourised right So it and the the frame rate of a film back then Was like all fucked Five

One Yeah so it was all like jittery and sped up And they've done this like Frame interpretation thing to make it look smooth and then you're seeing this thing as if it was like modern day and it's different looking at

like a black and white picture to a colour picture yeah there's that crazy it's like restored footage of like I can't remember what city it is I can't remember if it's New York or like a harbour in San Francisco or something but it's like restored footage

yeah but it was just this restored footage from like 1910 or something yeah i know i think it's crazy the like marketplace yeah yeah yeah that kind of use of tech is kind of cool to me yeah yeah and it's it it is totally different like looking at modernized old footage it makes it immediately more relatable and yeah it's in your picture yeah you stand in there recording it with your phone yeah yeah it makes you look at history differently you don't You don't view it with the piss filter. You remove the piss filter.

Yeah. Because in my mind, the past is just piss. The pissy passed, yeah. Do you ever think about that, like, what, like, when you're driving around or something, like, in 50 years, what about what I'm seeing right now is going to look like crazy and dated and old? Yeah, yeah.

Swindon train station, won't they? It'll look the same. That's, like, 200 years behind. Already. Yeah, it is I have discovered a while to the Swindon the Swindon train station

Hmm? A college in Brighton is literally the same Really? College. A college in Brighton is literally built off of a Swindon tower block Ooh And it looks as as fucking shocking Use the same plans

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This is where we head over to the suggestion thread over at JAR Media. FNAF. R slash FNAF. You can throw a few there on FNAF. It's alive and well. It's healthier than ever. I sit here now. But yeah, this is all we answered some questions.

So JAR media community, head over to the suggestion thread over there, just like Pyrro hates Dark Souls did. JAR, how does Jamie feel about, sorry, James feel, about his property being stolen and turned into a movie? Is he going to sue? We talked about this from the last episode. Well, it's not going to go away until you sing. I've sold the whites.

Huh? Huh? What? What do you mean? Oh my God. Yes, he stole my... and made it into what he wanted. He stole my contussy.

What? My content hussy. I'm gonna form that content hussy. You almost made an even worse word. Then what? Nuck-tussy. Oh. Nice.

The V-Rai naughty word. Rip Fluid says... Oh, it's another one for James. Question for James. Um... Er, can I have a kid? Yes? Sure.

Go on then. He asked it. No, um, Rip asked it. Yeah, sure. Huh? Yeah. Sexuality isn't real. Yeah, pretty much.

Uh, Clara Bellum said this. Dear jar boys, I've been living in the UK since 2016 and have assimilated enough to the point that I genuinely defend stereotypically unpopular British foods like baked beans and black pudding but last week I found out that bovril exists and I take it all back what the fuck is bovril well you should have taken a bovril's kind of like marmite but it's made out of beef no but it's a trink isn't it huh nice like you're true no but people drink

boffel yeah because you can like dissolve it i guess into lots of iron i suppose no boffle you can't get it in america it's illegal in america why is it illegal they're scared of the mad cow disease Really? Yeah. I'm pretty sure you can get bovill, like, instant. Isn't like in a coffee thing? Like instant bovroo? Um, I have no idea. Like a stock powder type thing.

No, to drink. Like a coffee. Like a... I'm sure some people drink bovril. It's like really salty or something. How is it illegal in America? They have like no... I know, right.

They're scared of disease. Disease. They're scared of going mad from disease. They're not scared of heart disease. That doesn't make you mad. They just make you mad. said. They're already mad. Makes you dead. Makes you

dead in your bread. I feel like they cost the line and they started defending black pudding. Nah, this shit's banging, fam. It's delicious. This shit is banging, fam. If you're low on iron and you

want to get, like, rock solid. I thought I've kind of expected better better from you, to be honest. You don't like black. I fucking ain't black pudding. Oh my god.

Should we talk about food, actually? I think it's gross, but nice. It's theoretically gross. She's but a blood sausage. Yeah, but like when those flavors are within your palate. Yeah, if you have like a little ring of it with like a whole spread.

Yeah, yeah. Not like a blood sandwich. I'm gonna have a whole black pudding for dunt. Yeah, like a whole tube. While we're talking about food. What is the, both of yours, opinion on the recent um invention i had this week what have you done oh you know what i done well remind me what's what has what has been done i'm cooked up some sausages some nice sausages

like fancy cumberland sausages you know proper fat lovely flavorful sausages yeah i got some really nice bacon got some hash browns because that's the trifecta i was going to make like a breakfast bap a breakfast wall a breakfast sandwich whatever and I didn't use bread I used two pieces of non-bread yes and this is a caused outrage apparently from what I sent in the group chat

and I want you to tell me now how you feel about it um I think the more we break down someone's breakfast likes and dislikes the more insane anyone's gonna look yeah I like my eggs I like I'm done so good

that they're like burn Oh yeah, I like my toast Still wet Your thirst I like my toast No, I like my toast Underdone Underdone

You don't like crispy You want it kind of soft You want to crisp on both sides You want it cold You want to let the toast get cold And then put butter on So it doesn't melt But sometimes it's nice melted

No I like butter I like margarine I would say the button needs to be melted because it flavours the crusty bit no yeah no you don't want it to melt trust

I don't think there's I don't know you just use whatever bread you want no no you don't use none it was fucking amazing it was the best sat like breakfast no but not two pieces of none well no because you go to shops and you get the fucking huge ones

it's cut into it's cut into fourths no it's had two pieces of half and it was because it was gorgeous it was like Narn has a pocket yeah

that's what you cut you go along the razor's edge and separate and open the pocket and then fill that pocket I just used two pieces of yeah that's messed up but it was absolutely stunning

because then you've got like a bread sandwich what sauce did you put in there though no sauce because no sauce that's the messed up it because I wanted some mushrooms and some browns brown sauce.

Brown sauce. No, I was going to use sioux. But it's just because people always get angry at my food opinions and it's the same way a pizza is better on an unbread. Um, I wouldn't say better. No. It's an option. Narnitsa is an option.

I have one the other day. And they are nice. Yeah, it was pretty good. But the same time... A non-eater. My... Roll up, roll up, come get your non-eatsa. You should be bustling in this.

You should be bustling in the streets of a country. But my non-breakfast sandwich, okay, had a repercussion. And that was when I actually had to eat a curry. And I used the non for my non-breakfast. Obviously, it's going to be ideal with a curry. Exactly. So what do you think I used for my curry? Burger buns.

Toast. No, get worse. Hot dog bun. No, that would have been. what what did you do English muffin oh my god so you had an English muffin

yes oh so you chose I should know I you know in the morning when I made that breakfast nawn right I literally had the

the try I had every possible bread to choose from I had a fresh loaf I had multiple walls that is a bit crazy I had the big fat like proper breakfast baps

I had like the burger buns I had hot dog buns I had everything so when I used this nun obviously I needed to use it on my curry and out of all the options I decided to have an English muffin with my curry and this is something I can't even defend it was fucking awful

yeah I kind of changed it I was working under the assumption that you'd improvised yeah that was like last resort no okay the muffin was but the non for my breakfast wasn't that was a choice well there's another question for you james from eiliote i guess elliot if you took out the spaces elliot oh question for james if you were dating a royal and then triplets were born the throne awaits and a seer warned you of a deadly fate would you give up your children

and separate uh bide your time line wait keep in mind that this hypothetical the children made a vow their mother will be found and that the children will grow, learn what's right leaders of the freedom fight they seek their mother what would you do in that situation that's a song from something isn't it

huh not that I'm aware of what um I wouldn't marry warren in the first place so it would be irrelevant even if the throne awaits You wouldn't tactically marry someone

For the throne No Imagine the change you could Imagine all those emeralds No but you can't make change You can't make change Politically speaking The world family a bit pointless

But But I wouldn't want to be corrupted I wouldn't let that part of me Corrupt all of me What do you mean by that You always say you'd be the best King leader of the world I've never said that

You say that Me? Yeah. No, I only say that That's if I'm Superman. Yeah. You want to go into that? I don't know if the jarlings want to hear that.

Yeah, no, come on, let's go in, let's go in. We need to muddy the more waters of Jarmedia. Yeah. What's your problem? All of it. What do you mean all of it? Tell everyone what you do as Superman. What I would do is Superman?

Yep. bring peace and prosperity to my new empire I think it'll be a cool story at least yeah yeah yeah it's like alternate

Superman what if Superman was a communist what if Superman would say what if Superman had blood pudding what if he had

non bread and sausages tell them exactly what you do though in the detail you told me exactly what I'd

do. I would... In your words, you told me that you'd fly him on and just squeeze people's heads until they exploded. Yeah, what people, Alex. That sounds way worse than what I was saying. I was saying, I was bringing up dictators, you know, people who need to go, you know? And I guess I'd wear a GoPro as well. There's just like a website you go to. yeah start streaming on what's he doing what's superman doing right now oh he just exploded uh private militias

director yeah what's wrong with that if i was superman i'd do nothing you know what you would no because it'd be better because it's like i can't die i will never age i will just i can be in plain sight imagine how easy moving that engine would have been I wouldn't need no crane. I wouldn't have need to bought it from Japan in the first place. No, it would be like Spider-Man when he goes in his famous helicopter.

Helicopter, helicopter. Oh, my fucking. Oh. Hmm. Mm. Yes. But if, if you were Superman, would you buy cars still? No, but you wouldn't.

Like, there's no danger You're saying I only buy cars Because it could financially cripple me Yeah, like It's a whole risk-reward thing You know This is the greater question And it's all about speed, right?

Yeah Yeah If you were Superman, you can fly Like across the planet In like three seconds This is the greater thing Superman would always be Morally corrupt

Because imagine what is dopamine Like Yeah, how does Superman get his kick? killing people yeah even then they that's not gonna do it he has to go deeper

through like his tween years then he's got to upgrade he's got to start terraforming yeah he's got to start like you know well surely surely the end goal of any being who lives like that

is actually becoming the most the the the fully committed guna because they feature they can goon all day for the rest of their life this is why the Eternals was so bad like in reality

what would they be doing you know there's one gay eternal no they'd all be by I thought it handled new king other countries much better than Oppenheimer do they handle

new king other countries do you know I remember that? Yeah, they do. The guy who designed nukes, he's like standing in the... The remains of Hiroshima and he's like, this is the result. Huh? Why did he make him then? Because he's the tech guy.

He's the whiz. Yeah, but why'd he do it? Why do he give them that power? Why do he give Oppenheimer that power? He didn't realize Oppenheimer was going to weaponize it the way he did. How can it not be weaponized? I don't know. It's kind of a stupid movie, man.

Can we see it? Yeah, it's trash. You brought it up. No, but because, like, all of them would be, like, hedonistic, like, just fucking... This is the greater question. Everything ends in hedonism. Look at every great society. What happened to Rome?

They just started fucking. No, but... They fucked themselves to death. This is what... Our civilization is going the same way, but we're literally gooning. It's the, the gooning section of hedonism. Nah, but... This is what I've been saying all along.

All you got to do is land in the... in Texas. and then you'll be raised... Yeah, you'll be raised right. You'll be raised right with a miracle for us. And extremely racist, probably. Yeah. Mm.

Like the James Gunn produced Bright Burn. Huh? What? Remember? Is that a question? No. This is, though, from Peasley Meadows. Or Paisley Meadows.

When I found out I was pregnant, the thing I was dreading most was listening to hours of soulless kids' music on repeat. I've been delighted to learn that my human-born friend, has an impeccable taste in non-baby music. Future Islands and Darth Punk are her favourites. But I throw in a little Cassiopeia to keep things fresh.

Are there any songs a part of Jarlor that I should be exposing her to so I can raise her up to be the next mighty generation of Jarlene. Black-O-P's. Lamb of God. Oh, um, no room in hell. No, woman, heyo. I'd forgotten about that part in that Black Ipe's song where they, they rap the days of the week. Monday, Tuesday.

How did you forget that? Because that started it. Now every pop song is Monday, Tuesday. Bringing it to the Wednesday. Yeah. Every song is that now. Yeah. I remember that everyone made fun of, uh,

What was it, Rebecca Black's Friday for that? Yeah. Yeah. And now everyone loves it. She... They were ahead of a few things, those black-eyed peas. Those Rebecca Black-Eyed Peas. Oh.

Combination of the two best things to raise your daughter on. Just put her in a room. JAR Media Podcast. Yeah, come on Spotify. That would raise her. her? A razor good. Razor right.

Razor proper. Get a race done. Get a race done. And a bit of maroon five sprinkled in. Oh no, that's the worst. Yeah. Bit of cold play as well.

Splash a cold play. And if you really want to make them a bit beat that. A delicate splash. of Sheeran. It's Shearing kind of rocks, though. No, he doesn't.

No, let's be honest. No. No. He was in that movie. Game of Thrones. No. The Hobbit. That's a TV show.

No, his song was in it. Any fancy IP, he's just there. What was it called? Like, Red Line or something? Red Notice. He wasn't in Red Notice. Yes, he was at the end. No, he wasn't.

We watched that. He was not in it. Like, he had a cameo. Yeah. Like the film yesterday as well. God, he's in everything. What do you mean the film yesterday? The Danny Ball film Yesterday has a whole Ed Sheeran cameo sequence.

It's got like a whole bit, yeah. Yeah. I haven't seen the movie. It was just in the trailer. I can't. Oh, Ed Sheeran, I don't think I hate an artist more than Ed Sheeran. Nah. Really?

Yeah. He doesn't deserve it. No, no. There's so much more hate to ball. If I hear his music, I want. LMFAO. No, I can handle that. you know why I can handle that

because no no no no no we exist in a different era right because I have to listen to the radio you guys ain't why do you have to listen to it people play at work okay by AirPods also there's nothing as bad as that era is like the worst sound

this is a thing doesn't get played on the charts you'll hear it did during the 2010s but not now no but when I was grinding hard at the gym back when I was six years old. Do you know what I was sick of? Get Lucky.

Who made that song? That's a sh- No, generally speaking, hot take, have a go at me. Worst song on the album. Yeah, but if I said

Darth Punk sucks because I heard it too much, because I heard Get Lucky too much. That's not fair. Okay, valid point, but I've listened to like pretty much

everything Ed Sheen has done because all of it's in the charts. So you've heard I see fire then? I see fire song Yeah No but there is there is one that's worse It's pretty shit But this is actually

If someone were to do this to me as a form of torture I'd cave after maybe the second time Like I would I would say something crazy I would The start of Dead Space 2 I would You know

That's how I'd end it Start that what turn into a space monster No What we've done to you And you Oh right Yeah, that's what I do, right? Do you know what song he is?

Oh, I see it at what? The monkey dance song. You know the fucking one? Lil, loo, loo, loo. What's the monkey dance song? The Coldplay song? No. That's what that one.

That's not that. No, no, it's like, chimps. No, you know the fucking, like, you know the one. The really fucking, the voice that makes me just... I don't know what you took, the monkey song. Monkey dance song.

No, let me get this. Let me get, get, you know this one. like you're going to instantly be that fucking monkey dance song is coming from me again anyone listening if you know the monkey dance song please comment below let me get it up da la la la la la yeah i oh

holy shit oh my god wow yeah what about megan trainers no no that odd it's making trainers latest one what is it where is it where like... The Vizini. No, I'm gonna find it. Like, put Megan Trainor and that on and repeat.

Literally. Megan Traynor, I think, is actually an evil human being. You know, she's your mother. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen to me. Yeah. It's brainwash shit. Sent to me.

I'd say that. But then the chorus is another song. Like a different song. the chorus is bum bum bum bum bum bum bum oh yeah yeah yeah it's TikTok bit yeah

all of her songs are the same yeah yeah she is the worst pop star of all time Megan Drayna it's the it's the goddamn

what is it The one the one you Yeah Yeah the one I'm passionately passionately against I know the one I can't They're like

I'm wearing my Gucci I'm wearing my fucking Pimp socks Oh yeah I don't what you're saying. Dude, put that all of that bass. All about that bass.

No, Trevor. I could have my Gucci's on. I could have James's shoes on. Louis. But even with nothing on. I think that is a disgusting song. Yeah.

It's nothing to do with her, though. Like, I'm your mother. I'm your mother. now listen to me I think the input she has on her music is little enough for her to not call it her music

no I'm pretty sure she has the most input in her music there's like nine writers per song every song they're all like AI written and like just algorithmically they print off like the latest Google SEO yeah mother stuff is doing well right now let's do a mother song I am your mother

It's fucking weird You listen to me You know It's brainwash shit If you listen to Megan Traynor Then you are Really

Really Oh God You know Brett Brett loves Megan Trainer I love Megan Trainor I love Megan Trainer Who likes Megan Traynor?

Many. Name two. People who mistake her for a deal. No, but, no. Huh? Why are you looking at me like that in a strange way? A deal, Daisy. No, I meant Adele.

Adele. Is that too mean? No. A deal. Dahl disease. Still a couple more here. Like this one from Roy and Baker. Do you think the worm in Alex's arm is subtly influencing him?

I think it's a bit suspicious that ever since he got back from his holiday, he's mentioned multiple times his affinity for worms. James, I'd like to know your opinion on this. No. I don't even remember a screenshot on this. That is true, though. You're on the bug episode. when it like ended on the bug list you were just like obsessed with like oh the worms they rock

i love worms they need to be in the top five and they're not even a bug yeah they're not even a bug yeah i'm being controlled what would you do what do you think what do you think what do you use your opinion slash takes hot takes um um no i think think it could be true. No. You're not wondering why in every conversation I just suddenly go like this. Show you the wormhole.

Where the worm went in? Where it stuck its flag. How would you feel if you found out that all of your decisions throughout life? You thought you made them, but there was actually like you were born with a worm in your brain.

Sounds like Scientology to me Okay Which is real Huh? Oh my god Well seeing as I got my Actually maybe I shouldn't give this one to James Because he refuses to engage

No No no no Come on give me your opinion on the worm arm And then I'll give you this question Specifically tailored for you with pictures and everything He doesn't have worms Alex actually doesn't have worms The worms he's on about

He's got scabies Because they like They make a little mark where they go in And then they crawl under your skin And it makes... No, he's got the beetle from the first mummy No, the scarab beetles Oh, nice

Nice Brendan Fraser Honestly, the whale He I like the original mummies are good films Yeah I like the second one where it's got those tiny little guys I like when he's got the MP18

And he's going Brendan Fraser in that era was great. The third one was even better with the mummies. Oh, that was on in China,

wasn't it? Yes. Yeah. Inspiration for Uncharted 2. Exactly. Well, seeing as James doesn't want to talk

about this worm. What? I literally... He's had like nine questions. No, I want all the questions. Well, that... Well, what should we do then, Jim? Ban him.

No, you can't do. You can't ban me as a subject. Yeah, I can. I have investors. I got an angel of investors. I got Bill Gates on the line. I got Bayes. You don't believe who I have on the line.

I've got Elon Musk. Elon Ma. Elon Ma. I guess we'll end on this one then from... How's this you think? One. James, I'm an American, and I understand you hate... End the question.

And I understand you hate our cars, new and old. I'd mostly agree, but I purchased an American-made car a year back. It's a work in progress still. But here it is. It's a 1974 AMC Gremlin, and I love it. Fun fact, AMC was eventually brought by Renault. And to this day, this has been Renault's only attempt to go into the American market. A&C stop production in 1988

René sold their last cars under the brand name Eagle in 97 and that's what it looks like. No, those things are fucking cool. That's cool man. Yeah, that rogues. No, they are cool little cars. That looks like a car that you've like taken scissors to and just snipped like the back of... Yeah.

It looks like a gun from Fallout as a car. No, they're cool little cars. I like some of the weird and quirky cars. The AMC Gremlin. I wish I could drive something with the gremlin in the name. Or a goblin idea. You could. You have so much potential to own silly, cute cars, and you don't.

A goblin fleet. Yeah. A fleet of goblins. Goblins' ghoul is another such. I could put various horror franchises on each one. No. Chuckie. Chuckie.

The Babadook. It follows. No. like it follows. I listen to that soundtrack a lot. They're making they follow now. They are. What? With Jason Stapham as the main actor. He's the main follower.

It's about Ray William Johnson trying to get followers. Damn, my dick really is the size of a Cronenberg 1664. That's that extra large one. You got a tinny pint dick. Thank you for watching this episode of the JAR Media Podcast

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