JAR Media Posdact - Breie Lersen - JARCAST Episode 214

Episode Date: August 3, 2020

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies   Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 02:05 Housekeeping 09:12 Brie Larson as Samus 12:53 Darth Maul reveals all 18:04 I Build Everything 20:37 James Talks About How Mean the Car Community Is 21:32 Patreon Vote 22:31 Twitter Speedround 28:51 Mid Point Break 30:36 Reddit Questions 30:49 Stupid Debate Topics 34:48 JAR Commentary Tracks? 36:54 Who pitched the JARCAST? 39:54 Crazy Goblins Cringe 47:24 Red Dead 3 (49:30 The Bet) 55:31 Opinions on Scotland 1:03:07 Most amount of hours spent on a game? 1:06:39 Unique Aspects of the UK 1:11:11 James ranks each CoD 1:14:31 Thoughts on Lego V-22 Cancellation

how do I sound listen how do I sound right say me mamu my me mammo do you believe in life uh after love uh uh uh uh yeah that's good that was definitely that's Jamie's drum and bass um producer name jungle gem lover good afternoon morning evening on night ladies and jensen welcome to jarcast episode 214 I'm your host Alex joined here by well we've already said it jungle jim audio jungle jim what's up guys audio jungle jim here and uh

the martian melf hunter james i hunt milfs he does admitting to it now and he's a martian before we uh sink too deep into the insanity of this podcast I'd like to shout out the patrons over at the jail media Patreon

growing nicely forming strange tendrils and uh forming covalent bombs mhm mm-hmm I'd say the patrons are the lattice within a diamond that forms its indestructible core

a lettuce a lapis lazuli um yeah we'll shout out the dibbys and the halfway point big thank absolutely thanks to them the dibbies and above I should say the morts included and sand I don't think we have any sandies yet though We did have someone message the patron saying,

I'm quite tempted to become a Sandy, but what are the real benefits of doing so at the moment? And I had to say, we're still figuring out the tears and everything. It's just kind of there if you want to do it, if you want the clout being fucking Sandy. Yeah, if you want to support the show. You see, question number one is Ruby Doe going to be introduced

into the Patreon tears? And if so, is that above Sandy or below? I'm going to have to think about this. I wasn't ready to answer that. Ruby Woo should be the first tier. Ruby Woo. So I suppose if we're already on the Patreon, we might as well start with some housekeeping,

as we have been doing. Our first stretch goal on Patreon was a promise to go back and fill out the RSS feed with all of the episodes that we missed, basically. Because we started the audio feed around episode 80 odd or something like that. So we're missing a large chunk of episodes on the RSS feed. So we figured, yeah, that would be a nice stretch goal. this is way back when we made the Patreon fucking years ago

never thinking it would ever happen but now we're like just a few patrons off of reaching that goal and then we're like wait how are actually gonna do that because I'm a novice with RSS feeds and all that I'm no expo by any means I've got this one running all well and good

and the only way I can think of actually going back and adding every episode is because I don't have the original audio either because it's so, from so long ago, like five years ago. What it would mean is going through 80-odd episodes, downloading them off the YouTube, putting them into editing software, ripping the audio, and then uploading each one of those 80 individual-odd episodes to the RSS feed, and then in the RSS feed, how do you, can you backlog them?

Or is the RSS feed just going to be fuck now and just be from, like, episode 80 to episode 214? And then start with episode one and then the whole RSS feed would be ruined or do you just delete the RSS feed and just start again and that that to be honest is so much work. It's not worth the tier kind of price that it's set at the moment. So I think we're going to have to scrap that unless anyone who knows more about RSS feeds can DM us or message us or tweet at us or tell us in the comments if there's an easy way to like backlog fill an RSS feed. Otherwise, we're. We'll have to put it off for now and think of something else to do as a replacement for the support we're getting. But otherwise, last episode on the video version, we used a kind of a meme lighting setup. Meme, Jim took it quite seriously, but... Yeah, I prefer to say, um, stylized. Yeah, Zach Snyder presents Jarkast. Yeah, and it was...

I said in it, I think it's too dark And it obviously was, and that was the General Consensus Jordan M said, this is way too dark, I can barely see you guys, I personally prefer the pre-corncast OG lighting Where I can see everything So this is somebody who prefers the old

The old ways Right With the old camera, yeah, the bleach days Yeah, the bleach days Where we all look like ghosts Because we're all so pale Yeah So, so.

We just don't look like ghosts You've got a pretty healthy looking tan But do I? Yeah Roll your sleeve up. No, the other sleeve, the one that's easy to see on camp. Yeah, look at that. God damn.

It's all that driving, eh? There's a nice... There's a nice difference. It's strange, because I've always been really pale. As a kid. Yeah. Never going out much. I was just terribly pale.

But then it's just, since quarantine, it's just like... If you're sunny outside, I'll just be like, I'm just going to go sit outside for a bit. I'm around a shirt. It's just, you know, it gives a bit tan. Yeah. Uh-oh said, it's too dark. I can't hear. So I think I'm going to go there.

You see, this is the thing of being an autur. You know, not everyone is going to... Sometimes you're going to smack, sometimes you're going to boom, you know? You're just going... Well, it's not so much that. It's just you might be going for something that people aren't really ready for. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah. And I don't expect you guys to understand. And my entire jar philosophy, my jar-lossify, as it were, has been... Never be too impressive. You know? Never go above what is required Because that leaves room for improvement

And let me put it this way The first episode of the show Was this literally sat on the floor It was only one way, but up Yeah You know It's like what Usain Bolt did

When he got the world record That he still actually hasn't beaten That's fine I don't know if you've seen that But just before he even wins The gold medal at the Olympics He puts his arms up and starts cheering.

So confident. You're not going to be in like full speed sprint when your arms are up at cheering. So he basically intentionally slowed down at the end and he still beat the world record. Why would you not just go a bit faster and, oh, so we can, as you're saying. Yeah, so when the four years after that happened, I was really expecting him to beat it again. He didn't. Oh. So maybe

In 8, 12 years 16 years When was the last time he did Like this For the whole thing 100 metre dash When was the last time you did that

Well it was The Olympics would have been this year No I'm saying you as a person Oh When if it was the last time he did a hundred metre dash Um Probably when I was What's 100 metres

16? What is 100? meters, it's a hundred single meters put together. You know what a meter is? I know, I'm trying to visualise it. It's like... Think about like a meter ruler.

It's like a hundred of those. It's the sprint. It's the Olympic sprint. Why so confused by this? Aren't you a driver? It's all about like distance. Yeah, but... Hang on. Oh, sorry, a drifter.

Yeah. Distance isn't matter as much in the drifter world. No, I'm just trying to, I'm trying to visualise it because I always considered it to be like 200 metres for the Olympic one, because the Olympic one is... Well, there is a 200 metre sprint as well. What are the different sprints? What's the one after 200?

Does it double to 400? I'm not sure... Surely there's no 300. Yeah, 300 would be stupid. Okay, James, it's 0.06 miles. Okay, I know. know that no is it really it can't be that much 100 meters equals 0.06 miles so listen to these there's 100 meters there's 200 meters there's 800 meters 1500 meters 5,000 meters 10,000

meters but I mean those aren't sprints yeah they're like long distance yeah they're like Mo Farrell ones yeah yeah I mean they'll still they'll still be going faster than any of us at our top speeds for a consistent time. No. Do you reckon? No, I don't think they do. Because it's all about... What, if they're doing like 800 meters?

800 meters, probably. 5,000, probably not. Yeah, sort of about pace. Pacing yourself. Yeah, dude. I'm good at pacing myself. Jim, I need to ask you a question. What the fuck is your problem with Brie Larson?

What? Brie Larson. Yeah Her eyes are too big Is that why you don't want her to play Samus Oh Yeah I saw this and I was quite upset I know Brie last his eyes aren't too big

What the fuck are you thinking of Alison Brie? Yes Okay Her eyes are too big They're not Yeah what are you talking about Yeah I saw you tweeting I don't want a Sammas

movie. I don't want a Metroid movie. I don't give a shit who's in it. I don't give a shit that it's heard. You're just saying no to the whole concept. Yeah. Like listen, this video game is one half of a new genre in video games. Wait,

this video game is one half of a new genre in video games. Metroedvania. It partly invented an entirely new genre. What the fuck is it going to do for films? It's going to be some shitty Hollywood shock. A game which is inspired by Alien, which is already a film. Yeah.

Yeah, so what the fuck can Metroid possibly show us that's new or unique or can live up to you? It's not about, you don't make movies like big Hollywood bloodbusters based on ideas. All it is is IPs. The IP is valuable and if there's a horde of bandboys online that are going to go see it, that's all. But there are video games that would make more sense. do in film? Like Uncharted? Huh?

No. Max Payne 3? Yes. Yeah, that already exists. It's called... Don't. We don't talk about Mark Wilberg here. That's Max Payne 1.

No, I'm not talking about the Max Payne movie. I'm talking about... Yeah, you're the one with... Ridley Scott's Brothers movie. Is it called Man on Fire? Yeah, that's what it's called. I've not seen it, but... Wait, that...

It's not an actual Max Payne movie. No, but it's like the same setting and everything, isn't it? Yeah, the same, like, style. and stuff. What we're saying, yeah, Brie Larson Samus. Yeah, video game movies, a bunch of them being made,

a bunch of them. Yeah, and I mean, none of them are good. But, and there have been video game movies for a long time now, but the problem is they've never been good, and they'd never been that successful. Those Resident Evil movies did all right, but it wasn't

Until, like, this Sonic movie, really, that's like, oh, now we see the potential in this fucking shit right here. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, my theory is, although, like, kiddie properties will just be huge in movies, Mario, Sonic, Fortnite, Minecraft, all that kind of shit. I might have to disagree with my own statement from before. Which one? Of, like, there are other video games that would make better movies. I can't think of... I can't think of any video game that would make a better movie than it is a video game.

But Dead Redemption? No. No. If it would make a better movie than a game, then it shouldn't be a game, surely. Because that's normally a critique people that be at games that don't really have gameplay. So why am I not just playing this? People saying that about The Last of Us 2, that it might have been better as a TV show or a movie. That's...

I'm pretty sure I said that. Or ask the question at least. Mm-hmm. But on similar lines, did you guys see what happened with Darth Maul in this last week? Nope. I didn't, I can't know. I didn't see it, no. No, I never know what was going on in the Land of Star.

It's not real Star Wars. It's not about Star Wars. It's about the actor who played Darth Moore. Even more. The stuntsman, Ray Park, I think it's called. But there was some drama with him recently, because I think it was on his. Instagram. He uploaded this weird fucking video

where it was like a bunch of, you know, if you go into your photos app on your phone and then they make these like suggested like compilations with a silly little song and it's like a slide show basically. No. It's almost like I guess you don't have an iPhone. iPhones

do that. Does your phone not do that? No, I just get memories. Yeah. Yeah. There's no side, so, there's no song. There's no song. There's no song. There is on iPhone. Yeah, so presumably Ray Park has an iPhone or whatever

and you I don't know maybe there's more to the story than I know because I just saw the like first time it happened so maybe it's been explained at this point but

you uploaded this video of him with one of these fucking little compilations just normal clips of him like Darth Morley like I'm an actor I'm the guy who plays Darth Maul

the kind of pictures you'd imagine he'd have on his phone and it goes through a few of them and then at the end of the compilation there's a little clip of him getting his fucking dick sucked yeah the actor like yeah presumably it's his willy because I think it was his girlfriend or wife

so obviously it was from that time and he was taking pictures as Darth Moore then well he wasn't dressed as Darth Moore while he wouldn't suck no but it was on that time period for it to be in a compilation imagine if his dick was like black and red the horns in the end but yeah yeah I don't know what's really come of it if anything um

that's at least that's a funny way for your fucking nudge the leak though yeah at least it's not like somebody hacked him he just fucked up yeah holy no I just googled it Disney reportedly recasting Darth more following rape art controversy

what this might have fucked his whole career oh man it might be over is this a Darth more form show look yeah the guy the actor who plays him not the guy who voices him

That's the guy from the Force Unleashed and that video game, the days gone, was that what it was called? Wait, so is this the original death of Darth Moore? Yes. Yeah, the actor who played Darth Moore and did all the stunts and stuff. That actor Ray Park, he was also in X-Men. Okay, no, okay. He uploaded a video of his cock getting sucked. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, why should you lose your job over that? Well, it's Disney. It's only a dick getting sucked. Bad optics, dude. and your child-friendly property. Yeah, but they don't... They just posted like a fan-favorit episode of the Clone Wars with Darth Moore in it too

using Ray Park's like motion capture. So he's kind of like on the... He's really relevant at the moment and they're talking about like Darth Moore spin-off Disney Plus shows and shit. So he might have just been there sliced out of all of that, potentially. Did he not watch the compilation

before he decided to post it? Well, there was a bit of discussion that he might have been hacked or something like that. In which case it would be kind of lame if he was, um... Yeah. But if he did actually post it intentionally, then uh... There's no way he did that intentionally.

There's no way. But why like, I just think get how that can happen. Because he must have forgot that it was in the pile of the Darth more ones. Yeah, he might have just started watching this thing on his phone, this like compilation, and not watched it through to the end. Yeah. And then uploaded it.

Not thought about it. And then Twitter started uploading. Fans believe Park's account was hacked after posting a bizarre, erotic post, which was quickly deleted of him performing sexual acts with another woman. See, that's lame as well, that it was quickly deleted and Disney is still

ruining his career. It's too late, though, the story's already out there. Nothing's ever really gone. Get it? Yeah. Just like Star Wars, that will never go now.

Oh, unfortunately. Or this is a lesson we can all learn. Make sure to watch your compilations all the way through. Yeah, I guess the less thing is... Yeah. Don't do that. Yeah, unless maybe you're like an only fan's creator or something, then it might

be sure. It might make sense that if you play Darth Mall, it might start your career. Yeah, make more money than Darth Moore. That might be his next turn. Do you think the biggest only fans creator makes more money than Darth Moore has in his whole life? Yes.

100%. Fought a fucking doubt. without a fucking doubt they make mega bank one month they make more money than Darth Moore has made in his life they make mega bank

and that's why I made one so we had a bet recently which last episode I said I failed but that was because we record a few days early the bet I'm talking about is this rock paper scissors thing we did where if I lost I had to do a I build everything video and if James lost he'd have to build the tank.

I lost and I said I hadn't uploaded the video before before you lost because I said it was not fair. Yeah it was like just the most pointless like argument of all time but yeah so technically I didn't fail the bet because I uploaded that Lego video onto the channel before the jar cast went up so technically I did fulfill the bet so I think I was still late about like a week or something. but I still did it were there repercussions if you didn't do it well they weren't made that clear but I did do it and I uploaded two even

another one today I think that that makes it all the better yeah making up for the lateness yeah on your behalf because I think I've figured out

the way to the best ways to do videos for that channel so check out I build everything if you want to have a look at the Lego what's your car channel James huh

It's made, it has been made We are drafting up video ideas Think about cameras You know getting the suitable cameras that work I'm just trying to sort it all out But it is in the It's a natural channel It's out there

We just don't know the name Oh you haven't decided the channel The name of it's right No we know the name Oh you know the name But you're not going to say it Yeah we're going to wait Because people steal it

Because it's quite a good name So we can leave it Is it as good as John? media? No, but you know, car media was already taken, so... So what would happen if, I mean, you start this car channel when it just was huge?

Would you abandon jar? No. It would just be... No, be honest. No, it would you abandon fucking jar, isn't it? It would just be what it is. Would you abandon jar? No. I wouldn't abandon a job either. It would just be saying I'd just do on the side.

It's not going to get big anyway, because... Well, that's a good attitude. No, because the car YouTube, you have to... you have to have money to do it because the popular content is buying like half a million pound cars and fixing them so you need money to get popular

unless you've made it a personality based kind of channel where it's more just about the culture the car community is very like Insta clout supreme stuff how mean is the car community in terms of comments and like

certain communities have like more of a bad rep than others no the car community is one of the most toxic by far for what reason nobody respects anyone so if like you do something that's slightly a bit creative you're going to get wagged you're going to get dragged what do you mean by creative

doing anything that's different because there's a template that people do with cars right they all do this same thing if you do something different people will hate you and they'll be disrespectful to you and to your face because they don't like it there's no respect it's just toxic so I hate it and that's why I'm not going to be like that on my channel

Yeah, you can pave your own way. Yeah, and become huge and ditch jaw. Yeah, fuck jar. Fuck jar.

Fuck you. Fuck you. So before we move over to the Twitter speed round, um, I just want to say, uh,

we're putting up a, a vote on the Patreon for what the next as good as they say video is going to be? Because we can't decide, because we have so many ideas. We can't decide which one to do first. So the vote is between

a lot of, The other island movie. Which is new out. Banu. Yeah, it's just come out. Jumper. That fucking awful movie. The Phantom Menace.

Aquaman or Madagascar 3. Maddh three. So if you want to vote on that. I don't think Madagascar should be included on that list. Why? No, I think they should have the page. Yeah, I think the patron should have. Yeah, but what if they want the, you know, the end of the trilogy to wrap it up?

They can wait for that. You can wait. We have to do it right, you know? We didn't even start at the beginning, though. No, because, you know, the discussion really begins with two. Everyone knows that. One is bad. One is kind of bad.

I don't think I'd make a good one. Let's do the Twitter Speed Brown then. Jared's dodoos says, The UN has decided to ban a single letter of the alphabet forever, removing it from all written and spoken words that would normally contain said letter, erasing it altogether. However, for some reason, they consult our media for the final verdict?

Verdict. Which one will it be? P. Why? Because Enos is funnier. Okay. I can respect that. I would say Z. If you want a legitimate answer, Z is... Yeah, because all the words that have it in are already Ebra.

You know? Everyone understands what an Ebra is. Yeah, but everyone understands... In that context, yeah. Everyone understands what on Enis is, or an Ussie. Ussy? Usi Our F

Usi Our F girls Get it Usi Yeah Why don't we scream usy Usi? Usi

Yeah Z G P At K Burke OO5 says Which one of the jar members Is most likely to sign up For the breeding program

What is the breeding program If you were a zoo animal Like Gloria The Hipo I'm slow today Yeah, that makes a lot of sense What is the The gang bang party or something

What The breeding program Who's the most likely in Jha To take part in the breeding program? No, explain what you mean by Breeding program I'm moving on She's just gonna breathe me

Is that what you're saying? Wait Alex, you give your answer If we were like Characters in the Madagascar universe No, this is no This has got nothing to me what animal would you be though in the madagascar universe you're taking this question at a context

this isn't to do with animals this is us actually us as humans no but they're saying who's the most likely to sign it for the breeding program which is a madagascar reference yeah but we can be literal about it the actual breeding program's not real yeah no it's a fucking madagascar unless you can't like arrange marriages is like a breeding program oh that's a good point i'm just taking it out of context okay

because we're not zoo animals The way I see it, I sign up for the breeding program. James is the most like Melman. James will be like, you've got the most beautiful eyes and I love your laugh. Jamie, wait a minute, I don't need the breeding program. I got James the whole time. So Jim's the breeder of Chad. At Simsy Fart says for Alex, for Alex, favorite soprano's character and C-Zen.

Um, Jim. I like... Polly. I really like, um, Soprano. I like the therapist a lot, and I like the season with Steve Bichemi. Obviously, uh, you don't like her enough to even know her name, so... You don't like her enough to sign up with a breeding program. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

At Flaming underscore Gar says, how do you feel on having to lock the door when pooping? Yeah, James, how do you feel about locking the door when pooping? Yeah. Yeah. How do you feel about it? Why wouldn't you lock the door? Like, okay, in my own house, I'm going to lock the door because I'm parents. If I lived alone, obviously, I wouldn't lock the door.

And if I live with someone, I probably wouldn't lock the door. Why? What if you live with me? I probably wouldn't lock the door. Would you get to the point where you'd just poo with the door open? Okay, no, it depends on the type of shit I'm having. That's fair. because

I say a gym really needs to use the shower and you're in there doing a poop would you be okay with your gym going in there and showering

while you don't no it's you're describing like an old married like 40 year old castle it depends

it depends on the poo because if I'm sat I'm squatting on the I agree because you don't want to put the person

in the shower through unless unless you present it in a funny way if you spin it in a humorous

way how can you spin it's like it just smells of shit it smells of sewage in here if they're in the shower with all the steamy goodness and they've already put

on shower gel and they're scrubber dubbing mm-hmm then that might mask some of it if you like just got up off the toilet and joined the shower and just started shitting into the fucking shower no that's just disgusting at Georgie Knight and then a bunch of numbers

favorite song of the year for each of you uh of this year did Jesus as king come out this year Bald, I think, came out this year maybe. Bold. I think it's probably something from R.T.J. 4. Yeah, that's what I was looking for.

Bold. By JPEG. Peggy. A few words of the firing squad. It's the one you're going for. Yeah. That would be my pick. Ben, are we going to do what is RTJ as good as they say?

Yeah, we could do. if people want that let us know at oddly tasting egg says favorite mark apply quote this is a shit question hey guys that's my one

I don't I don't know anyone I've never I've never watched any of these videos well the obvious answer is is that the golden Freddy is this the bite of 87 that's iconic the bite of his

is that the bite of 87? FNAF is just like, it's like the perfect meme material for me. The Golden Freddy thing and the, just the words

Golden Freddy and the bite of 87 is just such, it's just so comedic and humorous for some reason. I'm not a fan. All right. Oh, that's a surprise.

You don't like the Golden Freddy? No, I like the Golden Freddy. I don't like the Golden Freddy. Right. I like the real golden Freddy. The real golden Freddy. And Freddy. Not the fucking fake.

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Hey guys, so I wanted to find one of those stupid debate topics, like how many holes are in a straw and a person, and also whether elevators are public transport. So I found them the best I could. Number one, does the person sitting in the middle seat on an airplane get both armrests? No. What do they get?

No. They get one. Which one, though? The one on the white. Because the person by the window has the fucking wall. On their left, yeah. Yeah, so surely it's like, you know, if you have a fence that's joined someone else's house, everyone owns the one to the right or something.

I changed my mind. Middle seats should get both. Well, no, no, because the one on the left, the one on the left has the one in the thing. So they all have the one to the left. I think what No but then the person on the right gets both armrests and easiest access to toilets That's bullshit

No you mean on the left No but the person on the aisle I thought you said to not bring up Marvel with all this on the left shit Fucking hell dude No okay Also there's there's fucking seats on both sides Yeah that's not trying to work out You can't say just on the left or on the right

Okay so they The middle seat person should get both No because what does one by the door window get The goddamn window Yeah, the window is a perk The window is But also so isn't an aisle seat too So you can quickly get to the toilet

Yeah exactly So both the window seat and the aisle seat has a perk The middle seat's got none I would agree but I would say In practice It doesn't go this way It tends to be whoever has the confidence Or the size to be honest

To just claim them Right right I just From all the flights I've been on People have been pretty decent with it Like, I'm, but I'm, I'm, I'm a, I'm a Supremeist. And I always take the oil seat. I always pay for the R-Seed, because if the plane's crashing, I want to get out quickly.

So I'm going to take that seat. That's the solid logic. Number two, is peeling chicken nuggets justifiable? No, peeling any meat's not justifiable. What about kiwi meat? They're kiwis. I meant like the fruit. If they're not meat?

Kiwi fruit. meat, you know, you've never heard of that? No. The flesh of a Kiwi free? Yeah, like, like apple flesh, banana flesh. Okay, so you're not on about the flesh. Watermelon meat, you know? There's not actually probably

no meat in a Kiwi, is there? Google it. Number three, if a baguette could move, how would it move? For what? Baguette? Yeah. Like a caterpillar? If a baguette could move, how could it move? Like a caterpillar. No, wouldn't? No, it would roll like the front of a...

James, what are those heavy vehicles that squash? Squashers. Fucking Christ. I thought you can actually help me with your knowledge. They're just like concrete fucking rollers. No, but they have a name. Steamroller. Steamroller.

Yeah. But they're not... It'll move like the front of steamroller. So literally just roll. No, that's boring. No, because baguettes can't move like a caterpillar. Yeah, but baguettes aren't alive and baguettes don't move on their own. If you drop a baguette down the stairs, how is it going to?

a wall, that's your answer. Go do it. Like how I said. No, that's what I'm saying. That's fucking boring. And you should actually try to think of something maybe out of the box maybe. Yeah, a combine harvester. Where do the blades arrive? No, picture this. Just close your eyes and picture a combine harvester. But instead of the front bit, it's

a baguette. It would be a... So what? It wouldn't do anything. Imagine the way it spins. Roll a baguette down the stairs. You're going to be gonna combine upstairs a fucking night why does that so we'd be just logical Jamie what can we say

cakes with human traits vapid you guys ever thought of doing commentary tracks yeah we're gonna do this commentary track on this this great we've never done a commentary

track although a lot is that you don't know what commentary track is yeah what it's when you do a commentary of a song no like when you're watching a movie in recording, like you trying to watch, basically.

Oh, yeah, I've thought about that. Yeah, it's called live streaming. Yeah, Odida has actually said, to add to this question for Alex, will you restart slash do any more trying to watch videos on either IH or JAR? I really, really, really enjoy them, as it is basically just a partial jarcast that has funny commentary. Um, the reason I kind of stopped doing them is just because the copyright thing is just so annoying with them. Um, that I was finding it was not worth my time.

but the next search the worst thing eventually get around to fucking making I will do one for that one and see how that goes um as far as commentary tracks which are they um I'm not sure if they're that necessary with the like as good as they say is

and stuff yeah I don't know I don't know if it's really our thing yeah we're gonna do commentate I think it would be like fun it will be more fun in the moment for us than it would be potentially yeah I don't know, but you know, some people, they just want to listen.

I just want to enjoy it. I don't know, man. Yeah, we're going to do them for the every quarter-duty season reveal. No, we should do it for Dynotopia. Dynotopia commentary. Yeah. What's Dynotopia? I brought it up a while ago and you obviously didn't get a single fucking bit of attention, so.

When is the last time you listen to me? Just now. this is what you just said when was the last time you listened to I you see if you actually were listening you'd realize do you even realize

nat figure says which of the jar boys initially pitched the idea of doing a podcast what's the short and sweet jarcast origin's story okay so basically there was this rag tag reaper guys losers

and the losers shit that cool comic and suddenly this like suave cool sort of loser you know like pimp guy yeah pimp sort of smooth talking dude like a guy you respect sort of a what's that guy called from oceans 11 the actor snoop dog no the actor George Clooney George Clooney sort of a George Clooney type character walked in and he's like hey guys anything else anything else and basically that set it in stone from there so george cluny sent jar an email no i'm george cluny in this okay i thought it was james's idea yeah james just came in one day with a few pizzas

and he was just like guys i have this crazy idea for like this thing we should like make every week call it the jar cuss ever i'll host it every episode oh are we going to tell the real what do you mean that was the real no the real no the real The real story is that you really liked Spill. Spill podcasts, yeah. Old Spill podcasts, an old website where dudes reviewed, like, movies and stuff.

And you were like, I want to do that. So then we all had to make up our, like, character names. I was while weepier. James was for Riepia, the Russian. Yeah. And I remember just trying to play Batman, and you and James was sat to my right and you were like what's up guys this is our NL

podcast one you're like I'm Lloyd with me I have Raleapia and Nick no John is are the original podcast actually up because they were the most fucking just bombastic just shit shows ever which you mean original podcasts because you made two original episodes but we did like

the Beast Moop podcast and stuff they didn't count there because they were like a minute long no I know but we started recording a podcast on your iPod Are you thinking of the original comic comeback? No, we recorded a podcast on your iPod while I was playing Batman and I didn't, I really didn't want to do it because I was like 14. I vaguely remember you really not wanted to do it. I was like 14 playing Batman, like I just want to play Batman.

And you're trying to film this like internet web series that I just didn't understand. Shit was different, dude. yeah but yeah that was the first podcast we ever did technically it's like 50 years long beast mo beismo piecebo podcast not the beast me podcast that was the original

that was a whole new beast beast beast beast bode you're like this one jim from dirt meat underscore supreme it better be fucking good then every single human being I have shown

crazy goblins the man man boy boy song has exhibited the most visceral and palpable feelings of cringe I've ever seen I'll never forget the look on my cousin's face while I sat there chortling at the lyrics playing the song on hysteria

a mishmash of discomfort, concern and pure cringe even my best friend who shares a near identical sense of humour could only feign a laugh before breaking down conceding that it did not strike his fancy I pleaded with him to finish it at least and he asked me to turn it off Alex how did you engineer a tune so polarising so humorous

Why is this like this question is for Jimenez You just said I will like it Alex How did you engineer a tune So polarising No you like this question No I didn't finish reading the question

No but James butted in and said Why is this directed at Jamie But all you did was say No because I know how much Jim dislikes Crazy Goblins And the question is about Oh okay Alex how did you engineer a tune

So polarising so humorous Yet repulsive Crazy Goblins is an enigma to me I'd like to know the creative process behind it, thanks. That question is biased. How? How did you create something so polarizing yet so humorous?

If it's polarizing, you can't say it's humorous. No, because them as a commenter finds it funny, but them showing to people having the opposite opinion to them is like, what the? But that was actually how I approached Crazy Goblins. I wanted to make it as embarrassing as I possibly could. And I know that sounds like a cop-out, but that was genuinely it. And you can hear me laughing in the fucking song,

because I didn't write a single thing down. I improvised the entire thing, and my only goal was to be as cringed impossible. It's still not as good as though minions. I'm sorry, but it's the worst thing you've ever made. Yep. Yeah. You created a masterpiece, and then you never uploaded it. What's that?

The Minions one. Because there's the one you uploaded, which is the baby. baby version then there's funnier. No. The one that's up is funnier than the original. No, your best man man boy boy is actually um, the cloud beyond.

No, that's the worst one. I can still remember the tune. Yeah. Dun, dun da da da da da da da da da da da da yeah. It's sick. No, I don't like it. The original minion one was better because

Alex literally scream laughing half a through was just incredibly funny. to me. And we've got this baby filtered version. It's awful. No. I like the one that's uploaded. No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't even get you on to agree with me because you're too scared to upload it. No, that would be long gone. I would upload it. But I don't know where the hell I'd find it now. Exactly. It's gone.

Maybe on that old laptop hard drive that I need to get a reader for. Don't. If on that hard drive, it has all the stuff, I'll be so happy. there's he like old old yeah old shit like original shit

yeah like original shit yeah like why you recently posted on the jarr media pictures of me from 2011 yeah because

for some reason I was thinking about all this old stuff so I jumped on man man boy boy man and looked at all the the like old uploads that are privated

and I was just having some fun that because that picture of me in the box brought back to the worst memory Yes, you're on the trampoline with the box on and fell over No, but I look so physically skinny there that I wanted to be sick It's a good video though No, it's an awesome video

The costume and everything No, because it wasn't because people found it at school And they literally made meme compilations of that video Yeah, they did They fucking traumatised me Do you got like upset because they were taking your concert Yeah, they were getting upset about that But then, it's just the other pick was

me in front of the TV that fucking like 17 inch like the oldest TV not even HD we played Black Ops 3 on that TV we reviewed GTA Halo 4

Black Ops 3 for JAR with that TV No we did No we did No we did No we didn't because we play First of all we didn't even review Halo 4

on jar We reviewed Halo 5 And that was long after we did review Hello 4. We did review Halo 4. You're forgetting it. Really? Really? Yeah, because I found it, like, not that long ago. Who reviewed it? Who was on that video? You know, I actually quite like Halo 4? Who was on it? Ruben?

Just you and Rubin? It was definitely me, Rubin. And I think, Matt might have actually been on it. What for jar? No, it was R&L, I think. Oh. No, but we did, we did Call of Duty, Black Hawk 3, and we did it on that TV. I don't think we did. No, we didn't play it on that TV. Because that was a green screen video. Yeah, we had the TV back then. We still had that TV. No, we played it on the on the HD TV in the living room.

Yeah. No, I'm pretty sure. No, no, I don't think... No, we didn't play it on that tiny TV. No, we did, because we sat in that room because I know, I know... No, because Alex had, like, decent monitors and shit by then. No, no, because that game came out after Mass Effect 3, and I bought, like, a new screen to play a Mass Effect 3 on. No, no. No. This, no. This, no. This legit happened.

Yeah, because I legit remember because I was sat in this room because we wanted to do a view, so we did an all-nighter and it was like 4 in the morning. Them was boiling and because of where that, because you didn't change the boom, the TV was still there. And because your other console was plugged in to that monitor,

we didn't use that monitor. We used that fucking TV for Black Hots 3 because it was shit and I couldn't see anything. I have no memory of that. I have a memory of it and it was miserable. doesn't sound right no because I got rid of that thing

as soon as I could yeah it doesn't make sense because like I was playing video games by the way this TV we're talking about for reference it's on the jar media Twitter if you don't know what we're talking about it's just a screenshot from

2011 or so maybe 2012 with James in front of it yeah it was like a joke unboxing video but the funniest part of the video was James going over to what was my like gaming setup at the time

it was like yeah and we were bullied at the time on YouTube for like having such an old TV. All the comments were like, did you get that TV at Dollar General? Yeah. That TV lasted a long air sign.

Yeah, if... No, we must... I love that, I love that TV. We must have tried to film... Surely, from that era, then, we must have tried to film the Minecraft one on that TV. The Minecraft machine on that TV.

It doesn't sound right. No, because it wouldn't even have an HTML port. I couldn't record anything. Hmm. yeah I think that okay that makes sense but I just have this such visual memories of this fucking TV and how everything looks shit on it do you think that TV

is still at my dad's house somewhere yes maybe in the attic I wonder if I could get it and put it on the chest yeah you guys are a check we can play black hop two on it next time I'm over there I left over we didn't play black hole three on it I swear we did Charlie as a dweeb says high stinkers

what do Alex and Jim think about the possibility of a red dead three and if there was What ideas do you think could be explored? Also, has James ever gotten around to finish Red Dead 2? And does he have any plans to finish it in the future? From a fan of the game, I think you should give it another shot. Thanks and stay exquisite. I never got anywhere in it.

Never will. So you're a child, basically? No, it's just, I can't. I don't have the lifestyle for single player games. Wrong. It's not wrong, it's my opinion. No, it's wrong. No, I just don't live the life.

No, the lifestyle thing is wrong. wrong you just choose to play other things over it yeah because multiplayer games are easier because I don't have to commit I can just no but you literally are committing to play it every day no because I choose to play every day no yeah you're choosing to play it's more of a commitment it's not than playing a single player game it is but I have me playing there is a time limit on code playing single player games you need to be in a specific mood you need to fit you know that's fucking bullshit and you know it just because you're not how much you love the first game.

Yeah, I love the first game more than anyone. How much James loves the first game is a terrible excuse, I'm afraid. It's not. Yeah, it is. It's a fucking, just atrocious excuse. Oh, you like playing Call of Duty? That's fine. I'm never going to finish Red Dead.

Are they going to make Red Dead through, Jim? Yes. Are they? No, okay, question. In a long time? Question, what other IPs do Boxstar have that they use? None. They've got GTM and Red Dead.

there's going to be a word dead free yeah but the whole landscape of everything is changing you know like why why make a GTA6 when Gt online makes more money consistently than

putting in the effort to make a new game yeah I was looking at the sales of GTA5 it's just confirmed though it's silly it's insane GTA 6 is happening and it's gonna be out in a few years like two years bad out

I bet you it won't be out in two years bet right now how much do you bet 50 pound 50 quid all right two years mark that down everybody two years James O's Jim if it comes out I get 50 quid from the date um

what is the date right now the 29th yeah Wednesday 29th of July so Wednesday 29th of July 2020 22 22 22 if 23 actually yeah someone's gonna be getting 50 quid I'm just gonna be me

fuck you two years you think two years they fucking delay their games for two years how long has it been since we're dead what was that 2018 two years then you think they're going to release a game four years

they haven't done that in like 10 years how long was it between GCH5 and we're dead 2013 to 2018 five years five years so we're talking about four years Yeah, but look at the gap between GTA 5 though

And they're just being no GTA after It's been seven years of no new GTAs That's why But we're talking about GTA right now When the next GTA is kind of Yeah, which means That's not even answering the question I know, but me and James just bet on when the next GTA is

I see So what, if it's been seven years already Two years, that's 90s But if you know the way the teams work though They don't develop games like that So do you think they are No, no, the next GTA is confirmed, it's happening no matter what. We know it is.

What, it won't not happen. It's a money pit. Is it? Yes. It's not confirmed, confirmed. I mean, it just seems like it crazy. This is how you know. This is how you know what it would box our games in development.

Because do you know, the before GTA 5 came out, there was already leaked documents of where there too. Where'd there too happened? As soon as, as soon as GTA 4 were done, those people... Where's your proof? Where's your proof? I saw it was some leaked documents and apparently some people in the game on some internal document was the unnamed project and the research related to that was related to wed dead.

That's how I know. And it's the same with moat. If there's a leak, if employees of the company have been seen in a city, that it's confirmed in that city. So where have the employees been seen? I know that is a true thing. Because to make Los Santos, they went and, like, scouted out all of L.A. Yeah.

To make it as faithful as possible. Well, it's going to be Vice City nice, isn't it, I think. Well, I heard that it was going to be based in, like, South America. Really? Yeah. That'd be interesting. I did see reports of what some people being there, but that was like... It would make sense if you were, like, smuggling drugs to Vice City, because Vice City meant to be my...

Oh, yeah, that could be interesting. But it's, I think there's been something confirmed of development happening on it. Without a doubt, it's been so long that they're... But this isn't the question. Not confirmed. Yeah, anyway, back to the question. I mean, I would assume there is going to be a Red Dead 3. Do you think it's going to go presumably back in time again?

Because they're kind of going backwards with each one. It starts with the end. Well, I mean, there's only been two. Yeah. That's the only other space they have to explore, though. Yeah, but when I think of Red Dead 3, I just imagine... And what I want is like the Wild West that it's like peak type of thing. Yeah, yeah.

So we can, because Red Dead 1 and 2 are more about exploring the kind of end of it. I don't know what kind of story you could tell. They'd have to get creative, but I'm sure they could make something work. Yeah, and I don't know what character you could play as and how they could attach you to the previous characters to make me. Yeah, they've established that they've got to like flow together now. So. Yeah. And I could get creative with it. I mean.

But also would it just be redundant to just have a while best game in the second? Well, that's the thing as well. And it does get boring when, like, you're constantly playing as characters and you just know the outcome. So you think... Because, like, Red There 2 used that to its advantage and, spoiler alert, two-thirds into the game. What about if they do a similar tack to what they did for 2, where it's, like, well, it's not similar, but, like, if it's tangentially kind of related, but it's about someone new, um, someone we don't know about. that maybe knows a character who winds up being someone important

connected to it, I don't know, there's lots of things you could do and I think the game just sold so well that they... Well, there is some stuff apparently there's some... Take 2 documents for the 2024 has an unbelievably high budget for marketing.

Oh. And if Take 2 doing high marketing... Surely that would be GTA then? Yes. And that would be 50 quid to me because that's four years from now. We'll see. It's hard to say, but it's like

when leaks happen, it's like, you can always see what's going to happen with gaming because leaks are normally true. I wouldn't say that. Like all the smash ones were bullshit. I wouldn't say normally. I'd say it depends on the leakers. There are some leakers who are like really accurate

and trustworthy. But a lot of the leaks come from like 4chan, just like anonymous. Yeah, but it's just like When they're like Oh, Bethesda's been seen in Boston Happened like mainly a long time 4-4-4-4-boom

You have to take it You have to just be intelligent with how you read it Because there's some stuff where it's just like Oh, that's obviously a game It's gonna happen here But I No way did Bethesda actually Like scout Boston

Yep That's how I first knew about it like four years of 4-4 That game looks like shit though Doesn't look like a real place But they were scouting there And that's how I knew it was going to be in Boston. And then boom, it got leaked being in Boston. And I was just like, it's just the leak.

You and Granny Boy has a question for us. As a Scottish minger and jar fan, the discussion about this distinction between the north and south of England on the last cast really interested me. I often feel when listening to the cast that Scotland and England aren't really all that different, despite there being a bit of bitterness between the two, at least on our side.

Do the jar members have any perceptions or opinions about Scotland? As a bonus question, do you have any thoughts? on a retailer, W.H. Smith. I don't like W.H. Smith. Yeah, I've never... I've got some... I think it's overpriced, personally. It's overpriced, and I only ever remember going there for stuff I didn't really want. I remember getting Lego Indiana Jones the game from there, which is pretty cool.

Really? Yeah. I just remember getting, like, um, notebooks and pens. I got the Artemis Fowl book from there when I was a kid. And they always smell... Is that W.A. Smith? Yeah, because they smell like... new books

which is quite nice yeah but it has a sense when I associate it with negativity though with like school work and having together that sort of stuff but yeah

what about the Scots it just makes me think of like some of my favourite movies like trains boy I don't have an opinion on Scottish people I've never been so you're racist

no by not having the opinion I'm not racist I've never been by I would like to go honestly I've never met a Scottish person you've never met a Scottish person I've never met a Scottish person

I never met a Scottish person Really? Yeah. Huh. I've met a fair few Scottish people and in my memory every single one of them has been genuinely really nice, like a really nice person. Awesome accent, too.

Awesome accent, easy to talk to... Unless it's like really thick Scottish accent, that can be a struggle sometimes to understand. Yeah, yeah. Buggled. Yeah, bugled and all that. but yeah

really nice people did you have that same music teacher I had yeah yeah yeah that's why I remember the bugled thing you've met a Scottish

person yeah you lie I bet you there's so many Scottish people like I said I haven't met some when I was a kid because I didn't exist

as a kid I didn't have intelligence I did not exist I'm not I can't have an opinion of someone when I couldn't even fucking talk to them

huh so you had the best memory in jar yes as an adult I'm not going to remember things from a kid We didn't exist as kids Oh really? Is that the way it works then? Yes

Hmm Are you saying that you met someone Because you were an awkward, but tardy kid You couldn't even say hello to someone That doesn't count as meeting someone We were in secondary school Then we had this teacher I could speak by then

I couldn't I was retarded till 21 Well yeah as awkward as I was around that age I remember this guy Yeah he was cool I don't but I don't know what am I expected to say because you can say you can use that generalisation for literally

every country what generalisation the people are nice because people are like everywhere no yeah for the majority of part yes so I I've met a broad variety of people from a broad

variety of places and probably the rudest and least nice to be around overall are southern English people. Like, there's a there's an underlying malice. Do you think so?

It comes off. Yeah, but from certain people, yeah. Isn't that just our area then? No. What, so, like, Devon? Yeah. Like, people that just think, like everything has to be just right

and they're fucking snooty? Yeah, snooty, cocky, like rich cunts. But then this is kind like, the way you meet these people is also important because if you like go to every city in the world and you just talk to people there

you're going to have a different experience. That's where everyone is just normal, fine. In cities. Yeah, let's say I go. In cities people are worse. People are worse. rude to do. No, because let's just say I go to St. Petersburg, fucking Arizona, if I just roll around and just try to talk to people, be like, oh, can I have some get, can I get

some directions? People are going to be fine. In pubs and whatnot, people are going to be, they're going to show a lot more of their personality and being shitty people because it's in a pub. I just think the way you're getting the data from is important because a level right. Yeah, but I don't meet everyone I've ever met in pubs. Of course, but that's like the general general zone you meet loads of different people of different, you know, backgrounds. food park. No, because like, just going on walks and shit

and having interactions with people. You know? And like when you're on holiday and whether it's a restaurant or... But you've also got to consider the Scottish people you might know might be nice. There's going to be shit people. Well, yeah, of course.

So you can always just meet shit people. That's why it's you just... I don't know how to answer that question. Because it's just people. That thing you mentioned in the question about there being like a bitterness between Scottish and British people. I feel like that.

is way more Scottish people are bitter towards British people, or English people, sorry, more so than English people are bitter towards Scotland. Well, that being said, it might be different in the older generation. Yeah. No, because you hear that about all the,

basically every connective part of the UK just hates England. Wales hates England. Yes. Well, like certain parts of Wales hate England. Like our grandfather used to live in Wales and he went to the part of Wales that hates England and apparently it was like...

Well, he would do stupid stuff like go to the pub and cheer on for the opposite team. Yeah, yeah. You're fucking asking for trouble. Yeah, but also like... I think it was our parents were driving through a part of Wales and they stopped at a pub and ordered like a cheese toastie. And it was clearly just like intentionally made badly.

because they'd identified like this is proper like butt fuck it's the middle of nowhere in Wales and it it's a thing where also it might just be any outsider

there's these little isolated communities these tiny communities really do not like but then there's some like we've been to other parts in the UK that are tiny in middle of nowhere and the people there are like really nice well yeah it's just a flip of the coin. Yeah. I guess it depends on the amount of incest. And I'm not saying the Welsh

people. No, you already said it was in a butt-fuck part of it. I'm sure there. No, I know. I know the, you're talking about the valleys, aren't you? No, we didn't go to the valleys. That's like the butt-fuck part. That's why you don't want to go. It's actually stunning there. Drove through. Wales is a fucking beautiful place. Absolutely gorgeous. Because I remember doing pub stuff in Wales so some of the people there are just like fuck me Christ

like very actively you know anti-English and it's just like this is like two minutes away from the border between England

it's just like fuck me it's like an hour away from Bristol yeah it's crazy Udada says questions what is the most

amount of confirmed hours you have put into a game in a span of time I don't know 330 into quarter

DG1 author the new one yep far exceeds any other game I've ever played I can put about 100 games together and play less get time for a wheel

Wow Mine probably is Destiny 1 I don't really look at game time Doesn't count Doesn't count because that's not in game time That's main menu time No the the timer is inaccurate But there is that site you can go on

That says how much you've actually spent And how much is it And it shaves off 4,500 hours or something But it's still over 1,000 hours in that game Including menu yes no not including menu because it was close to 2000 you do a lot of like running around

in that game and shit there's lots of like dead air I just don't know how you did it because I played just signing in every day and just doing just doing like bounties every day but I play a lot of cod and I've net

yeah remember that cods only been out for like a year destiny was out for years and years and years and that was like at the end of destiny no no because by the time you but by like a year you're waiting a thousand hours in. I'm close to a year on God, remember? No, you

were, because I, I criticise you heavily for it, because it was just like, this is obscene. But that would have been an inaccurate time, though. Yeah, so that would have been still, like, 600 hours taking up menu time. Like, within a year, that is, like, that's wild. So it's like, even... Yeah, it was

what I did. It was play Destiny in my videos. Like, how did you manage that in, like, one year? I think about it a lot, like, nothing, literally nothing mattered in my life aside from making videos, nothing. And eating dominoids. The only thing that mattered was

hitting the deadline every week on that day, and that was my whole life. And it's just destiny in between? For like years. Yeah, and when I'm not making videos, it was playing destiny. And obviously that's why my uploads have stopped, because I actually live my life like a fucking human now. Like a fucking robot, yeah. Yeah.

Christ, the amount of dominoes we ordered back then. It was one a week for, like... No, no. It was one a week when I was there. But other than that, if you guys are there, you'd order it as well. So it'd be like three, three dollars pizzas per week. And that would be two fucking large pizzas. That's all we had.

That's all we had at the time. That's all there was. And the occasional curry, I remember when you were renting the apartment. And Ruben fucking launched an entire curry all over the carpet and the wall behind the radiator. He didn't mean to. He just went to pick it up and just went. You know, sometimes you just like completely cock up and, like, yeah because like none of us had been drinking or anything no no no he was stone cold so good he just went to pick it up a lot of shit happened in that house because it's the time then there was a lava lamp on the kitchen and just like you did nothing and just like he drank the lava lamp

yeah that's when he was a real baby yeah i like turned around and it just swoop boom exploded and because it's like it was like half of this one was like the living room so it was like a kitchen fucking and it's just like sitting on the sofa and it's just like fucking glass yeah that's when we were watching me retching clank Oh, shit, the movie. Yeah. That's probably what it happened, because you're just so, like, palpably frustrated from the film. You just had to smash that, me. Okay, then I've got to add that to list. Oh, dude, I don't think I can't sit through that shit. That movie is so bad.

It is particularly bad, and I like watching Clank. I don't. Edgher Osger says, is there a specific experience that you've had growing up that is unique to England and that you don't see talked about much? we can only talk about rural england but um um bebo it's pretty that's that's that's that's a rick and morty reference but as we were just saying about the way these like small isolated communities can be

quite hateful i feel like you witnessed some pretty weird like kind of racist like i don't think that's limited to england they no there's just so only bump Well, no, but this is what I mean. Like, all we can talk about is our own experience with England. Yeah. Specific experience that you've had growing up. Cringy accents. Yeah, like chavs.

What's the chav accent like? For those who it looks, we have lots of listeners who probably don't know what a chav is. If I know what chavs is. No, chavs are meme. No, chavs are memes, Alex. So you're telling me someone in, Bosnia knows what Chav is. Yes, probably, because they've seen the funny memes. They're fucking huge.

You don't understand how many memes are out there. No, but Chav memes are a big meme. Everyone knows what Chavs are. If Americans know what Chavs are, I'm pretty sure a lot of other people do. I think the funny perspective we get is that England is just weird. Like, we are a strange place.

How? We have weird products. We have weird nomenclature. What weird product? What weird products do we have? How can you say that when we... How can you say that when we... Sammy Dodgers?

When that is what is us? Because I'm only learning how weird it is by learning about other cultures and other people and how we are mocked for how weird we are by other countries. Britain is like a fucking meme to so many countries. No, every country's a meme to so many countries, though. America's the biggest fucking laughing stock

and meme in the world. Yeah, like, you, I think everywhere has its own, like, little isms and nuances that... Yeah, obviously. But we, growing up in the UK means we know what parts of the truths of these stereotypes actually are accurate. Yeah, and it can be really fucking annoying. You know, that's a unique English experience, watching fairly odd parents when, that one episode where they make fun of the English. And he's like, oh, that's going. hunt all the time

and it's like that is pretty true to English culture to be honest yeah from decades ago no no from now you just need to be in the white groups the thing is I think that's stupid for a kids show to do

because like if you're putting stereotypes in front of children like they're just going to believe that's what it's like mocking like the tufts that go out hunting

like foxes and stuff because that was there was I remember being young and there being controversies about the people doing that but I remember watching that and not getting it and being English and that's what pissed me off oh really yeah right I just remember thinking in that fairly

appearance episode that the the voice they did was so shit and inaccurate and annoying it was like yeah that's something that is super annoying yeah so many English sitcom I'm sorry I'm American sitcoms just don't They just don't understand how to present an English person. It's just completely wrong. Yeah, but like English accents in media are fucked.

Yeah. And even when it is like a correct English accent, like the script, the way it's written, it's just wrong. Yeah, and you can't really blame them for not understanding everything about English culture, but it's like two voices. You either sound like a Londoner or like a cockney. No, but so often they'll have... The actor, even if it's an English person,

though, have them say the Americanism of that word, like twat instead of twat. Oh, right, yeah. And when you hear an English person say that, it's like, why would the English actor not just be like, if he's English, would he not say twat?

Because it's reasonable for the person who wrote it being an American to not know that. Yeah, yeah, I don't know, dude. James, you know what, I'm going to give this one to you from Dick the Head. You know, I'm going to, just just give it to us all right yep give us the cod tier list the james cod tier list

don't need say loads of time just just go through it black ops so at the top s tier best black ops then you've got monoffair two black ops two modern warfare modern warfare where which one's which they're both the same they're both as equally good so like the same they're in the same tier for you yes then you've got it's gonna be controversial yeah I can already tell this is controversial one more fair free actually no I've got to stick um got to stick Call of Duty one finest hour above modern warfare which one the first one no but but above both modern warfare's right and then you've got Monorfare three

black ops three black ops four Ghosts? Doesn't even belong the list. Doesn't exist. Thoughts on that list? Open up warfare? Shit. World War II?

Oh yeah, you didn't put World War II? No, because those of the Cod games, which are a disappointment. They're just some of the worst games ever made. Advanced warfare? Terrible. I'm only considering the good Cods. They're the list of, like, the good Cods. Yeah, I don't see that era of Cod as Cod.

Yeah. You know, Friday don't either, because James' Warfare. James didn't touch him and that was how I knew that they're not... If I'm not playing them they're not worth anyone's time literally.

Yeah, yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. I would agree for the most part. You'd agree with Black Outs and Morfair 2 as the top 2. Yeah, without a doubt and I'd probably put them equal. I wouldn't put one above the other.

They're equal for different reasons. Mono Fair 2 for multiplayer, black arts are the actual campaign. yeah yeah but they are quite equal they're both the best um i think i would put the original modern warfare over the new monomorfer fair um and then the rest would probably be i see i would have blackups two below those two like equal to monomorfare three slightly above it no i wouldn't because black ops two was the start of cod's downfall but it had some really good missions campaign is all right but in terms of like visual style yeah is shit it's shit it fucked it

it fucked everything for like the following six years yeah and i'm also world at war is also should be oh yeah world of yeah that that's the same as original cod four um purely because i've only ever played it properly on pc and the pc port is such trash yeah yeah that's from the bad I'm going to call it dog shit. But I've also got to consider that I think the original Cod4 would have been higher if I had played it when it originally came out like I am current one author.

Because the multiplayer, whole multiplayer is different. It's like a different experience. But the West I did play when it came out but Black Ops is the best one. Right, let's end on this one from Micka Gert. Sorry, Mr Gertt, who says, Question for Alex mostly. What are your thoughts on the Lego V-22 cancellation?

um you obviously know what that is james osprey um lego made a set for it that has been cancelled and pulled um because i guess there was a bit of drama around it because it's war yeah because lego has typically had this rule

being that they will not produce anything based on real world military yeah kind of stuff even though they've played pretty fast and loose with it with like the indiana jones lego which had like literal lego nazis and russians and shit wait were there swastikas on the no no they didn't go that far but like if you knew the movies you knew that those characters were literal nazis you can't dice around fucking indiana jones like yeah yeah and there was like the um the red baron plane sop with camel plane they've done it before but this one they

cancel for some reason it's weird too because it's like a finished set as well Will it be on the Lego black market? Why, if anyone can actually get one? No, but the thing is, it's a Technic set. Still a Lego product, though. It doesn't even, it's like orange. Yeah, and isn't it like a... It's a civilian aircraft.

And isn't it like a... I don't know. It's got a military variant. Everyone knows it. It's the fucking thing from One Warfare Three. Yeah, the Osprey Gunner. Yeah, the Osprey fucking gunner. It's just a helicopter.

They've got poor. Porsche's, you know they fucking made shit for the Nazis. It's like you can't go that deep. It's a technique set and I understood it's just like an engineering helicopter. I don't know what the problem is. Yeah, despite it being just 10 days away from its August first release date, Lego pulled the Osprey from its website and announced that shipments of the new set would not go out to retailers.

Lego released an official statement saying, it was the Boeing V-22 Osprey was designed to highlight the important role that aircraft plays in search and rescue efforts. While the set clearly depicts how rescue version of the plane might look, the aircraft is only used by the military. We have a long-standing policy not to create sets which reach real military vehicles, so it has been decided not to proceed with the launch of this product. We appreciate that some fans who are looking forward to this set may be disappointed,

but we believe it's important to ensure that we uphold our brand values. A lot of Nazi imagery in Star Wars, too. I agree with their decision, though. Yeah, I get that. Yeah. Even with all the hypocrisy. It's not hypocrisy. Why not?

Because the military doesn't use X-Wings. No, but they do use, like, the Sopwith Camel plane and the Indiana Jones, like, vehicles. They're all real. No, but it's a fictional series. It's a fictional series based in the past. It is different when it's modern. And you don't think the search and rescue aspect of that vehicle means. makes a difference it's only used by the military if if their rules are right we can't

use things that are used by the military like at the moment yeah there's a moment well yeah I assume it it is like modern yeah I guess they I guess it's just the the times we're living they fly over constantly no I mean like the Lego rules yeah I'd always heard that rule that they wouldn't do yeah because they used to not make like green pieces or something because they didn't want you to make stuff look like camo it's strange though because it's just like there's a lot of engineering things for like the

technique set like the original willies jeep yeah so it was a war vehicle but it's like one of the most iconic vehicles in history it does i don't know is that it's a hard thing as well because like there are lego guns yeah that's what i mean and i think that's what people are annoyed at but their lego laser guns i think the confusing part is how it got so far into development without it being brought up or stopped yeah yeah that makes it inherently more hypocritical yeah they've already yeah because they've done they've done weird things

before like i've got that rare star wars lego set that was like canceled because it it was canceled it was the jabber palace set because it's like shaped like a uh a middle eastern kind of building it was deemed as being racist um even though it's the design from the movie which is like using you know I don't think it's racist basically yeah I think that's fair and it's Star Wars design anyway so it's not even Lego doing it but I just I can't see like we do live in a culture where I think people jump on things when there's a slightest bit of one I just I can't imagine people saying this this this helicopter set Lego is so bad and it's just a Lego set of a helicopter that's not even related to the

military. I don't know how people would have just been able to like cancel that. I don't think that's what they're worried about there. I think they just have these values and I guess they were like oh wait a minute. Yeah. I mean I don't really give a shit

about Technic either. Maybe it was something I care about. Yeah, true. Yeah. Those Technic fans, I'm sure, are reeling. They exist. Hey, I've wanted to buy one. Shut up. Hey, I've got nothing against Technic. It's just not for me, right? I've got a lot against Technic. I'm sure they're way less fun

to build, but that's just the name of the game sometimes, so good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the third section. You've done a me. Fuck you. And with that, that is the end of the cast, I'd say. Any final words before we clear off for this week?

Alex, the last words can be a haiku written by you. Pip-pop pie. On the premium boy. That's toy. P. P.