JAR Media Posdact - BUBBLE UTT

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

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Blimey. Blimey Blime. Wait, have you seen... That's bloody nice. You know what, that's bloody lovely! I think I've seen that. It sounds like something I've seen. It's my favourite video.

It's not even new. It's just my favourite. I tell you what, folks, that's bloody nice. That is really... I like the pause Yeah, that's really Doesn't it really add like an accentuation when you pause mid-sentence? You know what, that is bloody lovely. Yeah, it leaves you hanging on every word, it's like...

Especially if you do an activity like in the break. Wait, hold up. You know what? That's bloody nice. That's freaking awesomely nice, actually. That's the thing. I wish I could be as genuine as him. Yeah, it's impossible.

Yeah, I'm actually incapable. Let me try it. All right, governor. I can't even laugh anymore. Yeah, me neither. Mine's just fake. Yeah, I just fake every time. every laugh not real yeah the only time i'm truly able to laugh is when i'm like really mean to

somebody yeah yeah you know it starts sounds more french yeah yeah coincidence it gets like it's perfect for when you have a cold like right now like i just call perpetual cold so get used to it i just get an automatic french accent is it is it an element of british classism to hate the french no what it's nothing about class it's about race yeah because you know they're doing the same and that makes it okay yeah kind of like what's their version of it what do they do I don't know Because like there's nothing to make fun of

With British people Yeah nothing Ain't nothing There's not a single thing We don't stinky And they can't pull the colonizer card either Because Yeah they were just as bad

They were just worse at it You couldn't probably get on our level You tried and you failed At least we succeed fam As a vulavu You colonizer Yeah Tell that to the Congo

Rather not You know what That's bloody lovely Hmm You know what folks That's bloody nice That's quite Wallace coded

Yeah What is that accent That you hit the tonality Yeah Speaking of all this kind of musical stuff And we've got a new way of inspiring comedy we should probably tell people about We're on a projector

We have something that inspires us for comedies So it's hard to look at it and not think of comedy Yeah Yeah I'm not say what it is though You can't Well you can if you want but I'll just bleep it out No never know

No you should I should tell them then bleep it out No I mean you should bleep it Whether it's said or not I don't care if it's said Oh right Because I know what I'm looking at It's clear as day

clear as uh well I'd be arrested if I said what it was too tier no listen we're getting all musical over here um and are we

we're about to because I've I wanted to start this cast with my new song let me just find the lyrics um in the topic section hold up yeah so it's called please please please and a one and a two and a please please please please please please is that as far as you've got is that as far as you've got so far it's just kind of that or is it done that's it finished

Please. Start from the top. And a one, and a two, and a... Please, please, please. Please. Like, when you really want something, it's capturing that kind of feeling when, like, that feeling of longing. Yeah.

When you're driving to the Tesco and it's kind of late, and you really fancy one of them vanilla cream. crowns yeah or like and you're like please please please let it be there you're driving there stogi in your mouth yeah is that the kind of vibe you're panic driving to Greg's like please have a sausage roll left do you know I did talking about Greggs I bought a four pack of chalky chunkers from Greggs now you got to clarify what that means because people who aren't in the UK will just believe that that's a real

thing. Yeah, I was just driving to get my jammie dodgers and my jaffer cakes and my chocky-wokies. No, a chocky, like a, it's a box of four chocolate donuts. What are they called chocky? I just made that up. Oh, choky chunkers.

Uh-huh. Because they're chunky and they're chocolatey. Right. That sounds real, though. I mean, get me on the advertising, Greg. Please. Yeah. Um, and I bought them and I forgot about them and I left them in the fridge. Um, because I, I often do this with sweet things, you know, I, I do, I, I'm like a, um, a, a gerbil goblin.

Gerbil goblin. Yeah, you know how gerbils like fill their cheeks? Oh, yeah, yeah, and they, they save for later. Yes, they save for later. I do that. I buy, like, loads of sweets and chocolates and shit and just put them in a cupboard and then never eat them. but when i'm really hungry it's it in my mind i'm like it's there if if it gets to like you know the verge of fainting yeah i hear you know but when you do that with donuts it gets to a

point where it's like oh i don't want these but i've bought them so i must justify purchase so i had four chalky chunkers and i sat down and just had to homer simpson gobbling gobble you gobbled A gobble and gobble three of them And then took like a bite out of the last one The last one was looking up But this is like four day old Now Oh crusty

Been sitting in the fridge So like Oh you put a donut in the fridge Well yeah because I didn't want them to go bad And they have like cream in the middle Like chocolate cream So they're in the fridge And then when I'm eating them

They're still like ice cold I'd call those chalky juices Yeah They gush They squirt in your mouth they look up at you and go Please And it sucked

I fucking hated every second of it But I'm gone by more Where did you get them Greg's? Gregs Right Greg Four chalky squirting gushes For chocky geys

Please For squirty gusers please For squirty gushing geezers Please I'm feeling cringy today. Yeah? Go on, say, oh, you mean like every day?

No, I'm not that kind of guy. You're thinking it, though. You're all thinking it. That's a cringy thing today. You're all thinking it. Stop it, will you? Actually, stop it, guys. Don't make me get on my knees and start to beg, please.

Yeah, don't make him do it, please. Please. My favorite thing is inventing something cringy and then hearing someone else do it like when you're doing the driving thing and you did the please that's what i'm looking for in life please please please please where did it cut what what's the origin of this um i was just like walking around stimming as normal and i was like how does jack black sing please please please please please it's fire by black black jack yeah My favorite game, Blackjack.

Blackjack rocked. That's that thing you bet money on, right? Yeah. If I could, I'd have just a dealer, a blackjack dealer, in my house at all times. Hmm. Like a monster, a demon. Yeah. All right, I'm the Blackjack demon.

He doesn't have to be a demon. He can be a human. But that's what you're playing for, it's like your soul. He looks up at you from down there. Please, please, please, please. Why would he be pleading? Because every time you're playing, you're like giving him part of yourself. The id.

You're giving him your id. Yeah. Give him a bit of a id and you're betting on the gluck. Okay. Yeah, I mean, that's not at all where I was going, but we got there. Look, let's get back on track by looking at the projector image. Zoning back on humor. Ground us.

Ugh. I love it. It's like the suitcase in Pulp Fiction, you know? It can be whatever you want it to be. Yeah. You know what it is. What do you think he thinks it is? a little tiny Jack Black looking up

Golden Jack Black I think it's more like a donut box and there's four chocolatey gushes in there Golden gushes Dobby's golden gushes Dobbies? Do you think Dobby Please

Please That's like Dobby's whole thing is looking up in pleading. Yeah. Maybe not with that. Jack Black style. Tenacious D. Should we reformed tenacious D?

You can be Jack. Tenacious. Wait, tenacious D. Is it tenacious D? Tenacious Dau B. Tenacious Harry Potter. Tenerious P. Wait, hold on.

Please. that's actually bloody nice what is happening tonight it just doesn't sound like jet black i'm sorry well who is it then because it's not me is it is it makes me think of the female hormone monster oh that comedian

even better even more cooler you how do you do jet black then um please come on he's more like that's Michael Jackson no Michael Jackson's more like

uh skit please yeah no Jack Black's like like um like I don't know does he make music

yeah Tenacious D huh Tenacious D P. Ah. Um, I don't know. He's more...

He's less hormone monstery? No, he is. What's that song, you know, with the devil, the song, Tenacious X-D? You know, where he's like talking to the devil and it's like, this song a pleaser. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

He's more like, The best song in the world. He's not like, please, please, please. I feel like I just did the same thing. Yeah, but. So yes. No, because your one is different, you're more like, please, please, please. I don't know, man.

The police song in the world. He does do that. Yeah. The pleases song in the world. Look into my please. It's easy to please. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

We'll roll with that. Can I just say it as well before you carry on that it's fucking boiling in here? You're wearing shoes and a hat. I'm wearing these big plumpy socks and I'm good. No, let's look. It's minus four degrees outside. No, it's not. Liar.

It's minus four degrees. Liar! Please, liar, please. And it's... Stop lying. It must be 20 in here. 25. It's not. Matt, you better be thankful that my, my PC, pre-death, um, that was like heating the whole house.

That processor was burning. Melting. Yeah. The PC hospital were like, yeah, this processor's got burns on it. Wow. Got burn marks. That's how hard you edit. It's punching that keyboard.

when it's really rolling up that Wallace and Gromit footage like this is my last one I ain't got no more in me boss yeah that was begging please that processor by the end

put me down yeah he would be replaced do you kind of feel like a piecey part in all this craziness that is the United Country my process is burnt

Well, I feel more like a processor that is burnt Or one little chip On a processor that's burnt When did we stop saying processor? Processer Processing I feel like it's American to say processing Processing

We should be saying processing And processor I'm not against just like plucking some Americanisms That are just more Okay, what about lever? Jaguarie No that one's stupid Jaguar

Aluminiumini No our one makes sense Aluminium Yeah What the one I don't like is the way American spell mold That that How do they spell it? M-O-L-D

That P's my O Okay How do they spell it M-O-D That's what I just said Yeah that's fuck M-O Isn't that anger-inducing?

That's mould. Mould. Mould. Mould wine. Can I have a mulled wine, please? Yeah, you'd get in trouble if you're American and you come over here, spell a mould like that. Yeah. You'll get beaten up and attacked.

You need to know when to just add a U. Yeah. Armour. Yeah? Color. Color. Yeah. Jaguar.

That one sucks. Jaguar. No, it doesn't work Run, there's a jaguar! Run, there's a jaguar! That doesn't, that's cringy. That sucks. Yeah, but if, I feel like if there's a

jaguar around, you don't say, look out, a jaguar. No, well, those people would be like, what? We're not going to run if you don't say what it is that the threat is. It's a jaguar! That sucks. Jaguar, run!

Then you think for a Predator that lethal, you should kind of, it should be efficient, you know. Jaguar. Call it a Jag then. Jag, run! No, that sucks as well. You're wrong. You're wrong on this one.

Even Americans prefer Jaguar. No, they don't. They do, trust me. They're passionate about that. They do, no. They're driving around their English jaguars. No. I think they're made an India now.

Nothing is made here. Not even cheese. We won't even made here. Yeah. That's true. Generally true. Yeah, what is made here? Buggers.

My buggers are made here. Rain? My Pleeve song was made here. Yeah. This place can take it. Um. Tenacious D? They might have made a song.

they didn't bionicles were made here they also weren't yeah but I pretend sometimes maybe with the police thing am I getting mixed up with like I threw a standing in line of clubs never get in no that's not please either

maybe please is too unique maybe please is just yours maybe you can just have that really You'll let me have that. Dude, I'll give it to you. For free. Hmm.

Was there like a tax? A please tax? Yeah. How much do I owe you every time I please? Um... Keep it real. Keep it fair. One processor.

Every time. Or, like an old one. It can be an old one. Any. An I-3. Could be an I-1 for all I care. Or a jaguar. Again, any.

Any jaguar. Like the animal or the car. Any? Do I get points deducted if I say jaguar? Yes. There's an extra taguar tax. Yeah. It becomes null and void.

And you have to double. a jaguar with a processor a process jaguar if you will I'm all thrown off now bro I shouldn't have done my topic so soon but I was so eager to share please yeah I could tell you were pleading to plead I was pleased to plead for the pleas

but now it's all gone wrong it's a disaster What a great word Disaster What about calamity It's a Played out Who

No This is like going back to Jaguar You're going to get people's attention if you're like That's a bloody calamity Yeah and they're going to think Fucking twat They're going to think Oh look at this guy

He's been playing fucking Gaze of War No He's been playing Halo Yeah Halo Yeah Oh he's been playing Halo

Who thinks he's smart No He knows what the Rachnai are You know So But if you say disaster You're still getting Those three syllables in

Disaster Three syllables So you've already wiped out The working class I got three syllables for you yeah please please please well can we do the intro I'm getting I'm getting upset

I don't know have we gone for half an hour yet we go for 20 minutes without doing the intro okay we could do like a reverse thing that would be cool it's a tenet episode yes but that means I've got to keep talking I've got to converse with you in backwards time

too confusing Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. That's a lot. Reverse that and it will sound cool. No.

Just as cool as Tenet. You have to at least try. Tenet is cool. I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago. Is that in the film? Yeah. I'm the protagonist sort of thing. I'm the main guy.

Yeah, and I'm the villain. And then a plane goes... That bit is crazy. I like that film. That film was fucking cool. And Batman's in it. It fucking rocks. Fuck.

Fuck. I watched Batman again. Fuck. I watched The Batman again. Fuck. You did? Yeah. When?

The weekend? obviously not the weekend that hasn't been yet any new takeaways uh best fucking fuck fuck no you're a fan boy not fucking true it's genuinely fan boy alert

not fucking true bang bang bang bang bang the let me just say one thing I have one problem with the movie what it's got no problems

is it how woke it is that's the fucking shittest take ever well ben Shapiro's movie review wasn't on point it's the one time Ben Shapiro's got it wrong if he wrote it

it would have been a little bit more sprinkled but I do genuinely have one problem with the movie but I'm not going to tell anybody and I'm not going to review it on letterbox

you don't want anyone to know the problem with it I want them to come to me and tell me the problem So you can just ignore them I don't have any way of them contacting me I have no social medias Like Okay no

If you want to know What my problem with the Batman is My one problem The Batman is Then go to my Deadpool One review on letterboxed and we'll have a back and forth there

in the comment section yeah that's the spot if you want to find me go there I dig there that's layers and you know

that's that's inspired me to do something yeah something like old jar old boy jar I'm old boy jar tonight if you got this far into the episode

I want you in the comment right it's a bit please please please please please in the comments of this of this okay yeah that's only the rare few of you that managed to get through the earlier pleases that's gonna wipe out like 80% of people who would normally listen. Bro, we've at least, I guess, got to shout out the patrons over at the Patreon. Yeah, 100%. They make the audio version of the show possible.

They make the ad-free version that's up there. People like that or something. Or do that? I think they hate it. But even more importantly, some might say, after hours has been on fire. I managed to put together the wrong trousers as they say video I gave it a very clever title that I'm not going to say here

that's over that's live on the Patreon now ready to watch alongside the top 10 favorite songs those we recently reacted to the Minecraft trailer but I was going to put that one out that one should be live actually because we're recording this on a Thursday I'll put that up tomorrow I think just just for that recency bias you know yeah some were saying that things have been redeemed perhaps and we had our own opinions spoilers maybe they were right um yeah and i've got i've got a little sneaky surprise for today's one that you're not going to like no you're going to like it okay um

and that's one that might have to stay as a a patron exclusive forever forever it's gonna be too nasty right too sort of rough you know it's gonna leave you like a dog it's gonna leave you bleeding right okay interesting um and there's also of course one of the other perks over on the patreon is the jar media group chat you can leave suggestions and have a little chat with other jarlings and stuff like this of which i plucked a couple things want to talk about before we I guess move this messed up structured episode around

what are we out now? 27 minutes okay so this is an unusual one so now if we say good after new morning evening on night ladies and gentlemen and welcome to episode 642

of the broadcast of the job media thank very much for being here um then to the Patreon bit rewind to the Patreon bit then that plays out

leading into that bit rewind back to the beginning to the fart no I deleted the fart you got to do a fresh one you deleted the far because it didn't have any visuals it didn't need visuals

recenter it instantly just snaps me like into character yeah yeah i dig it i dig it this is what they mean when they say locked in i'm locked in and i'm locked out let me in but yeah speaking of that jar media group chat geby of the boreal valley said this when is the last time you watched the very first jar video from the old channel it was why game review scores are stupid jar discuss despite listening to the cast since episode one

came out i never had seen this far back it's surreal to see how far you guys have come in both life and mike quality any general thoughts would be nice to hear did you ever expect it to be where it is now thanks my lovely gentleman yeah yeah yeah pretty much pretty predictable really yeah i'd give that a uh six out of ten yeah it's like a a normal movie it's like a Nicholas Cage you know knowing it's like

you know you touch the mic and then you seize into the future you know knowing you cano knowing I'm canowing I think Nick Cate maybe

the please please please is Nick Cage yeah actually that's his performance in long legs I don't know what long legs no one does Not today Not anymore

Things have changed with Tannett in the air Hmm Tenet is the same forwards as backwards What He thought of everything Look I'm gonna just to put that to the test I'm gonna say the title of their movie But I'm gonna reverse the audio

For when I say it in three two one did it work I was like in my mind palace and I went into an audition and reversed it myself in my mind palace and it sounded kind of fresh I like that anyway you were saying you were going to show me something right? No that's the jostra out

oh sorry yeah man I'm I'm whacked out you shot please please please is that what this one was called then I have I just have a feeling this is everyone's least favorite episode really I was going to say the opposite

really but I guess that's the tennis in this one part of it is like I wanted to self-sabotage because we've just been on a roll and it's getting it gets too funny and it's like I've just got it we need to reset you know the roller coaster's got to come down at a certain point and I just figured why not we or it's been going down for too long it's been the good bit for too long so then you need to

build the tension exactly yeah so I'm like let's just sandbag it let's just let's just refresh I'm gonna be honest I think you're doing a terrible job of sandbagging it I'm making it soaring we're soaring faster than ever we're we're we're Einstein up in this we're Christopher Nolan we're Christopher Nolan filming films he actually filmed the Einstein movie before Tannet

but because of the technology he invented for Tannet he was able to do the Einstein movie you know what I'm talking about everyone knows you know the Einstein movie is it a prequel to the bomb one nah

well when he uses the technology to make the Einstein movie and have it released before or Oppenheimer then you'll be laughing oh my god what what were you saying though I don't know about what about tannett Einstein movie you said everyone knows when this is when this is edited in the correct order it will make right it will this is planning I feel like Christopher Nolan in the booth right now help please why it's not funny to be shouting for help and shouting for jaguars and things like that it's not

funny yeah it is so why is it so funny like it's yeah i hate i hate how funny that trend um now typically i hate when like streamers and shit they're like i'm just going to harass people in public and that's my content you know yeah and there's a bunch of trends that are like that But the one where dudes were just, like, walking around, like, a target in America. Mm-hmm. And it would be, like, dead silent. And they just, they just scream help. Like, at the top of their lungs, like, they're...

I've not seen these. Like, I hate that they would always make me laugh. Funny trend, but bad for people. I quite like the ones where it's someone attempting one of those to try and get reactions, but they're on, like... train in new york and like people just they're so used to the craziness like they don't even react so it's like a guy crawling along like a slug on the ground like a yeah yeah i mean that that was um eric andre for years yeah it was actually funny when he did it though yeah when jackass did it and stuff like that yeah there's only one i might save some of these

other ones because it's just the wrong mood for some of these topics um but i want to do this one for housekeeping right maybe the shortest housekeeping ever from jack d so we're doing housekeeping now seven four yeah this is tenet maybe i'll read his name backwards then i'll reverse it yeah do that ready please please please please please write zin with control i repeat we are writing a broom luck. What do you think of that? Weird as well, because you mentioned Gears of War and I wanted to bring it up then, which would have made sense.

But this is the Tenet episode so we can just go. We're like in a... We're in Tenet. No, we're not in Tenet. We're in the large Hadron Collider. We're in San. Oppenheimer. And it's getting faster and faster.

faster like the the loops are getting do you know what i mean do you understand what i'm saying like the time loop like the gears of war thing to that bar brumark thing like not that far apart and the next one's going to be like even closer so we're speeding up and did you know as you speed up and you approach the speed of light time itself shrinks is that what oppenheim is seeing at the end no actually space shrinks that's why time shrinks how the fuck does that makes sense and who looked at the sky and thought that's the answer yeah some fucking prick some prick was was like let's just make up that there's stars and stuff I think Christopher Nolan's final movie should be a biopic about himself

and it's got the best score son dun dun dun dun that's the best score guys would it be told linearly of course not well maybe it's the one the one time is like you know what i'm gonna get linear with this one now i reckon tell it from the dark times of the dark night rises that would be cool actually no he could be like i'm chris finnill and i'm the wizard of time and he starts opening portals right He does with time what James Cameron is doing with the ocean. Or more broadly with the navvy.

Yeah, well, it'll tie back to that. The time lords. No, but that could just be like a gag in Chris Nolan's like powers where he's like, in the first act, he learns to open portals and he opens one and an RV comes out and he's like, wrong director sort of thing. And the navvy goes back in. Then he opens the portal and Tenet comes out. And then he's like, yes, I, why didn't you do it into the mic?

Do what? Yeah, he opens a portal, Tenet on DVD comes out. And he's like, yes, I did do it. And then I worked backwards from there. He watches it and then makes it from memory. From the film that he saw that he made in the future. Yeah. Then he gets memento in there.

Insomnia that no one has seen. That's because it sucks. And then he starts with the dark night. And who knows what's next? Inception? Who cares? Like, whatever. He's got Tenet.

Oppenheimer comes out and score this. Should we do a quick cheer list? Christopher Nolan films. Tier list. Sure. S tier. Tenet. Tenet.

A tier. dark night rises i'm gonna say batman begins he didn't make that oh was that zack snidey that was um

uh you know dark no k t homes no like you know evil version of nolan from a different dimension made oh like dark nolan

is that why it's his best film Batman begins yeah Okay This isn't how tierless work But let's just keep going with this C tier

No we haven't even done B We go because it's like tenet You go back Okay F tier F tier The Dark Note Overrated

F tier I'm gonna say Memento Because it's fucking boring And doesn't make sense It's like confusing Yeah Now he opens a portal right How does he get less tattoos

As the movie goes on I didn't even think about that. No, he opens a portal. The Dark Night comes out on DVD and Heath Ledger's not in it and he's like, what is missing from this? Oppenheimer says, Hold up.

I've got the answer to make this film Bunkino. Right. He's Ledger. Yeah. Why would have you done back? I know that. Because it would be Killian Murphy the actor.

right who would break character just for a moment it would be like my friend heath would be bomb in that if he was you know still around so we're going to tenet power back and get this done and he does the timeline starting to mesh for you I think I'm starting to get it see dear

do you like how we're kind of having like two inter-spliced conversations one over the other type of thing. Interstellar. Like interstellar. You know, like, good ideas transcend with love.

Yeah. His most normal film. His most, yeah. His normalist film. His, I mean, genuinely no joke, his most average film he's ever made. In fact, not that he's the most average film. More averageer than insomnia?

no because at least insomnia is like about struggling to sleep winter still is about struggling to love through time yeah but that one space that's more obvious what's the difference it's not and Hathaway's like I love you crystal no one she sees an alien and she's like

fuck me I've just seen an alien and fucking Bradley Cooper's like it was me the whole time. See how easy it is to fix and to sell her? Don't freak, baby, it's just me. It's just me, maestro. That straight up happens in the movie. Sit down and watch the whole thing.

I'd rather not. Nobody wants to. Because I'll cry again. I'll cry at the good bit when it goes. which one i'm even talking about that's the question yeah okay last option where does ception go uh s you think ception goes an ass that's what started the whole bum bum bum bum bababum no that was just straight up that's the starting point obviously like it all it's like the that's the t antennae the

that becomes the beginning and the end Yeah, you don't get Tannant without bear Um, I'm gonna put Inception in B, B tier Bold, Brave, Batman

Begins Batman the Brave and the Bold Directed by Christopher Nolan I think they should bring back now than to direct the Batman part two I think I'd rather end the world You would rather the world end Than have Chris Finnell and direct a film

About your fanboy character When are you going to learn I'm sorry No genuinely I mean I have nothing I have nothing else It's all I have I feel like we're forgetting

one of his films The danger zone Yeah the danger zone With fucking Do do da da do Do da da da da da da da Oh Harry style Yeah

That fucking dick film Fuck you Harry You ruin that shit I hate the way He's smirking in every scene Because you're looking at the camera Knowing as it was Yeah

He's like Oh shit I just came up With a fucking banger He's trying to hold it in what is that film called done done done done done done done done done no it's done ad right because it's like the same forwards as backwards right do you want me to say the title of it backwards yeah yeah yeah see if it works did it work only the audience knows

has a lot of faith in. Okay. I'd put Dunkirk in due to. Tom Hardy gliding would be cool if Venom was in there with him. Yeah, yeah. I would have preferred if... Because Oppenheimer's in that movie

and he's got like a weird backstory where he like kills a child. And then in Oppenheimer they don't even like explain it. Like what happened to him? after that that might have just been like a tease for what's to come you know that he's going to kill way more children yeah you know like the hit the tease at the end of that uh mm what's i need to see that film the gentlemen's what's that series called the lady killers the league of extraordinary gentlemen what actually is it called Sean Connery it's in the same

universe as the league everything is in the same universe as to no I'm trying to think Kingsman yeah Kingsman prequel yeah with the Hitler reveal yeah I need to see that movie I need to see Hitler having like a sword fight

with Churchill I guess I don't know who else you'd really pair them up with yeah we can do a Kingsman tier list another day I suppose yeah now that Nolan's done and dusted yeah I feel like it's hard to argue with

the placements I'll say I'm going to put Dunud in D because the D's the start and the end Dunn Dunk heard

Duned Dunnard about Dunnard The Joker's in that film So he's directed multiple Jokers Isn't that interesting What the fuck are you talking

about. Barry Kugan. Oh my God, he is, yeah. He's the child that gets murdered by Oppenheimer. Spoilers? Child Joker. Anyway, that's just a prequel for that's his Joker origin story. Yeah, he gets all scarred up from hitting the stairs.

You remember that film a lot better than I do. I just remember gliding venom. Venomized World War II Spitfire. Yeah. no the problem with that movie is that it didn't have enough people like screaming in pain and agony to me it's a bit too like gung ho tally ho fuck you know no it needed more of that no it was full of that no i had none of that let's go scallop boy you know that's a line from the film

watch the fucking film again i mean like it's like talking about mollusks what who says that Eldorado because they're in France I need the Moles Marinare now

as car go will we Froggy funny I thought it was a good film I I like to 80 actually huh I'd bump up to 80

yeah I'll go ass I'll go ass for it I really like it I think Harry Styles is nice I like his face Yeah I like his smile

Yeah And he's really Smiling on the beach With his boys Yeah He he hates The villains The badies

Um And it's simple And you know Army I like the army Um And it makes me want To go to war

Makes you want to go to war And it makes you want to By pop vinyl Venomized Yeah Venomized Harry Stiles Um

To end this section Um Mosed Hitler Ha Maybe That must be in a comic book Like venomized Red Skull

That's basically Venomized Red Skull He's He's infiltrated Hitler's battalion Yeah Now bro I want to end this segment with

Something disturbing Oh god I ran a bath the other night Right Okay And uh Let's just say I created a bubble butt The fuck does

The fuck does it That's real, I took that. That can't be fucking real. It can't be fucking real. One more time. Look in detail. It's real. That's not AI.

That's real. That's real. I was like, that's that. I'm fucking. I was like looking down at it running. It was like. Wow. I don't want to fuck those bubbles.

Never wanted to get into a bath so hard. Fuck me. Shit, man. Shit, man. What's that? That's amazing. That's when people see, like, Jesus in their toast. Fuck.

How do you, how do you come back from that? I don't know. I feel like at that point you've seen it all. You saw it in the flesh as well. You saw it in the bub. It's like looking gold in the eyes. it's just like well I might as well

might as well just end it now like yeah but I dove straight in yeah I had first I'm fucking yeah

animus style shit are you even allowed to like show that on YouTube I have to I have to I have to risk this one being flagged

just for that image yeah I'm like, if you're on audio listening, you have to go and see it. Yeah, that's awesome, man. When you saw it, like, could you believe your eyes? I was like, no one's going to be getting your phone out. I was, I was. It was like in Jurassic Park when he sees the dinosaurs.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, man. I haven't laughed that hard in a minute. Fuck. Oh my God. That's like me for a taste of a shower, okay. Should we even do a mid-break, or should we just keep going? I think I need a mid-break.

I'm fucking roasting. Yeah? Well, you could take your hat off or your feet off or whatever. I can't take my fucking feet off. You knew what I meant or something. Fine. We'll see after these messages. We'll see after these bubble butts.

Just put the bubble butt on. Isn't that fucking crazy? That's so much better than I was expecting. I wasn't expecting a real genuine bubble butt. Is it please or I can't really call it bubble butt, to me honest. You know? Cooled off, return to our centre. I don't think I'm ever going to be the same now that I know what's possible

everyone's going to be running their bars like please please what was it Oh, Christ, it's too much. It's too much. It's too much for a mortal man. I guess welcome to the second half of the castle. We head over to the suggestion thread over on the Jarm Media subreddit. Notfnaff. NAF. I don't even know what's going on over there. I don't, frankly, don't want to know. I don't want to know. From what I hear is in the top, 0.1% of FNAF Reddits.

But yeah, head over to that jailmedia subreddit. Go to the suggestion thread. Leave your questions. Just like this one. Let's reel it back. Let's do this one from a spicy monster munch 12. Thoughts on the new Eldon Ring DLC being nominated of a game of the year, do you think it should be allowed

to run in this category or not? Do you see any of this drama about this? I didn't know there was drama. People are like, what? A DLC and a card game are up for game of the year? Really? When there's a new Dragon Age? Yeah.

Whoa. Yeah. Yeah, in a landscape where FromSoft, potentially God rest their souls Yeah, I was going to bring that up But our sort of tenet structure kind of ruined it I guess we can talk about it now, huh? The Sony are threatening

Yeah And everyone's freaking out Everyone's saying please Yeah, they're begging Please, please, please don't I say give it to them Because on the chance That Sony do buy them

We're not getting another game of a year from them. We did get Bloodborn from their agreements. Yeah, but that's not ownership. It's ownership of IP. But, you know, they've got some wiggle room there. I guess I can combine this question with this one from the J to the A to the R to the MEDA. Sony possibly buying from software and also, how possible is it that Sony just ruins the company within five years? A friend of mine told me that Sony ruined Bungee and I wasn't sure how true.

true that was thoughts bungee ruined bungee yeah bungee was sony just got tricked by bungee into buying them and they thought it would be a good idea and billy i can't right now i can't um i'm blocking her but uh yeah i don't like why do they need to buy more had they not learned it's microsoft i blame microsoft for this

because microsoft were like well we can't we're just we have nothing we're crap so let's just buy everything we have nothing but money yeah let's buy everything and then like we have to make money somewhere um so then sonny's like oh shit what's left what's the one good thing left that we can ruin yeah and i i don't think it would be a case of uh you know like they'd be fucked overnight you know but what sony release i mean I tried playing God of War again

recently. God of War 20 the PS4 one. Yeah, yeah, the Boy. God of War. Yeah, boy. Bye.

UCI boy. UCI boy. And like, narrative, pretty cool. Actually playing the game. Kind of a fucking ball lake. It's not very replayable. No.

Because I I didn't play like any of the side stuff when I first went through so I thought oh this time I'll like actually engage with everything and blah blah blah and then there's like the loot system and yeah I don't dig that there's a traversal traversal is kind of annoying yeah and I had just found myself getting bored

and you start a new world and bring save and that that's yeah and that's the game that got them like game of the year and the stuff and Sony really likes that style it's very like last of usy um and they're really they're not gamey games so on the one hand it might be good for Sony to have a gamey ass game like a from soft game yeah but then there's the thing where like elden ring released people on Xbox it's a cultural phenomenon like people playing on Xbox people playing on PlayStation people playing on PC all on the same day and like the the hype around it and all of YouTube changed

for like two months straight it was cool all of the content like the boom was insane and if Sony buy it and they don't have they they don't give Xbox any access And they do the bullshit where it's like six months to a year before you can get it on PC. I feel like that's going to hurt from soft. And suddenly slimer is in Dark Souls. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. The slimer pack.

Yeah. Oh look, Nathan Drake Dark Souls skin. No. I don't want it. You know? Yeah. It feels bad. It feels wrong. but like people were fine with actually no the cyberpunk dc

that was categorized in the it won like best ongoing game for some reason cyberpunk as a whole did yeah but it was mostly because that dlc right that was a way of giving them the thing for that yeah but also they like the they did fix the game

yeah but like alden ring never needed to be fixed and was already awesome and they've just added more awesome. Yeah. So how was that any less than Cyberpunk? Can they've like patched out and ring and put stuff in it? Yeah, it's way better now than it was on release.

And hell yeah, the DLC deserves to be seen as a full game. I mean, like, it's the price of what a game cost like 15 years ago anyway. And it's got more content. quality content than your average game. Yeah. It's just a non-traversy to me. Yeah. Just like most of the non-traversies around Alderm Ring.

Anytime people have got upset about it or... Yeah. I mean, we were having a little conversation about this the other day. Where I was like, throw your criticisms at Alden Ring. They're meaningless. Yeah. You know? Like, it's, it's... like crying over

I don't know like getting a an incredible meal but there's a dog outside that looks stinky one of the fries like that fell off the plate is overcooked

yeah flick it away yeah there's eat your buggers yeah you know yeah that's exactly it and that's where I stand It's not worth criticizing for what it gives.

Yeah, I hear. Just like I hear Sinec Docki 239 who says, Who should play Nana in the live-action remake of Madagascar? Nana. You know, the grandma, with the handbag. In the live-action remake? Yeah, I'm thinking like Judy Dench, Helen Mirren. Like someone classic

I'm thinking Josh Brolin He gets all the He gets all the like Thanos types You know What Like they do that That classic joke

Where they're like dress as an old lady But it's just Josh Brolin Funny Or um What's the guy who directed Goffellas Martini Scorsio

Yeah martini he gives um fortnight granny vibes oh you're thinking of like switching it up so now his grand pops for the live action that's smart dream work should be paying you the big bucks well maybe they already do you this whole time on the download his dream work works I've been farming all these questions of like, who would X be in Madagascar? I've been farming them for new DreamWorks productions. I, uh, Lilo and Stitch, right, is the new one. And how it's Train a Dragon speaking of.

What, they're doing live actions? Yeah, the teaser for Lilo and Stitch has come out, where it's like CG, Stitch on the beach going, oozy dozy and then he like smashes a sandcastle and then the How to Train Your Dragon one is just a shot for shot remake so far in the trailer like I've already seen

comparisons of like look how accurate it is to the movie what we've already got with the I mean it's not even a conspiracy theory it's just a fact that it's it's just advertising for a theme park right that's why

they've done it Oh, okay. Speaking of Martin Scorsese, what? Oh. Yeah. Yes. Very clever.

Very clever. Very clever. Quicker than I. That's for damn sure. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, a live action, Madagascar isn't even that absurd, really. Yeah.

I mean. They've already done The Lion King. The bets are off. They did live action The Lion King. Nobody thought they could train lions that effectively. They broke new ground. Yeah. And at least it's not the highest grossing animated film ever of all time now.

What is? Inside Out 2. Really? Yeah. Of all time. Okay. Hi, I'm the hemorrhoid emotion. I'm renal pain

Not you, renal pain I feel like they could have I don't know, they could have really gone nuts with that concept You know, get the hormone monster in there A little cameo, portal opens, the hormone monster in there, I'm here, everybody! I can't remember how he sounds anymore, I haven't seen that fucking show and so on. You got him pretty good.

And then another portal opens and please, please, please, please, please. Yeah Bumble Bileth Bubble butt Yeah That'd be cool Like a Pixar version Of a Big Mouth

I think I think Ever since What's the basketball movie With Space Jam? Space Jam Ever since Space Down 2 Every kid's film

Should have the clockwork Orange guys In the background somewhere I think every single one That would be cool if an inside-out too, it's like, who are these dudes? Yeah. We're nihilism. You don't want to know what emotion we are.

Yeah, Jesus Christ. And then they do the smiler stare at the camera. Yeah, I mean, smile is not really my sort of metronome. I don't bop to that metronome. Why? The Kubrick stare. You said the smiler Yeah, because the smilers are based on the Kubrick's day

Oh, okay I wouldn't know, I don't bounce to that metronome And Jack Nicholson's son is one of the smilers Really? Yeah, he smiles hard and fast Yeah, but loose I mean Jack Nicholson was the Joker The original

The first The first ever Joker Imagine being the OG Joker Yeah, I mean he wasn't the 60s guy technically goes but he doesn't count no no no he was too actually funny yeah he was too happy too much of a

jokester yeah um yeah i didn't really understand uh tim burton uh jack nicholson joker you know why have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight

he he he's like what the fuck does that mean is that what he says yeah he says that in a scene and then he goes yeah i think he does start dancing yeah but that's what you know uh wakene does he dances but he doesn't he doesn't say whatever the fuck that meant i don't know what it means have you has he when are they going to do the portals opening all the jokers reunite oh my god like ai he's ledger

comes out of one of them it's possible now yeah in fact it's not just possible they did that in the flash like they literally did that with like you know tasteless renders of like dead people right they did that I mean it's gonna happen why did you watch the Batman again but you haven't even seen the flash are you joking me

you love the flash I love I do love the flash in theory when it's When the flash is played by a legitimate terrorist Then I'm not so interested, I'll be honest No, that's what made it great

Yeah, it gives it that Clockwork Orange Pazans I think Ezra Miller should play the Nana in the live action Yeah, good shout, good shout. Mad? Yeah, or Dame Judy Danch and starring dame judy dutch as nana she's already been a fucking cat in the fucking cat film so she'll do anything now oh but like what would they do with the the casting of the main four without again a bit dicey you're really going to have like jar to plinket playing this oh

fat Fat hippo Fat, bold hippo Um Get Will Smith instead Play Yeah, gender swap them all

Yeah There's three Three women characters and one male Yeah Get woke with it The woman from Tannet Can be the giraffe Because she's really tall

But surely it'll be a CG Yeah, but they'll do like morph suits with the balls right yeah and Christopher no one could direct oh my god he how finally a good idea this is really the movie I've been wanting to make since I said right we've got one more to do right we're doing one more for this episode from r slash jar media what's up sexies what are your thoughts on the risler and the Costco guys appearing on mainstream late night TV that is all thank you they went on like jimmy's fallon right was it it's one of them could it be jimmy's kimmel hang on i feel like i

should research this yeah i don't know what which one's the funnier one who are they they're like the same zygote split zygote what are they costco guys you seriously don't know who that is maybe if I see them really you don't know them this guy yeah that's the middle one

we're Costco guys we eat like beans from rice on a plate he's eating a cookie in this one Yeah, you don't know about them Oh What, they do this for every video With Costco guys, we do this It was Jimmy Kimmel They went on Jimmy Kimmel

The three of them So there's like I don't know the law fully But there's like the dad character The older man And I think his son The one you just showed me Yeah

But there's also a third one Who's not related to either of them The Rizler He's like a he's like an MCU like spin-off is he one of these three

yeah he's the small boy he's like eight boy is the Rizler yeah because I I had my laure all mixed up I thought the Rizler

was like a joke about the Riddler from the Batman and that people were starting calling him the Rizler because of Riz or whatever but it's actually this eight year old boy

who like has joined this duo and there's this crazy video of the the Costco guys like practicing one of their recordings um and it's

it's like this avant-garde like they're like doing take after take like no let's try it again hey we're the Costco got and it's crazy wow it's hardcore um but Jimmy Kimmel wasn't having any of it he didn't like it he was

because they were bringing let's say the Riz the three of them they were they were bringing the energy they were putting Jimmy to shame honestly they were can't do that is this Jimmy Fallon

oh let me double check I just looked at Jimmy Kimmel oh okay and Kimmel was getting jealous he had no patience for them he had especially for the Rizmills got a bit more of a dry like like eyes half closed like I'm a snarky guy kind of funny thing yeah this one yeah yeah I was like, what are you thinking, Kimmel?

He's got that kind of like half-eye smirk type I'm that kind of funny guy. Are you smirking or are you judging me? Are you angry at me? Yeah, and he was judging the Rizsler, especially. He hated that little boy. Really? Yeah.

And then I find out that the Rizler had a viral TikTok from years ago where he was like dressed as Spider-Man. I don't know eating a Pop-Tart or whatever I don't know I can't keep up with this shit bro Who are they? I don't Are they like paid by Costco

Or are they just the Costco guys They just like Costco Yeah I mean why are they on Jimmy Kimmel I don't know Or was it Phallon No it was Kimmel I think they were on both From what I was just looking at

Really? Yeah they're doing the round um I don't know and this scares me I'm surprised you don't know about these guys with the amount of shorts you watch no I mostly just get it's it's not like current pop culture like funny Costco guys hashtag relatable trending shorts, you know? Yeah, I hear you. It's more like... This is how you get to C major from A minor

and make it sound really good. Yeah, look, I'll show you that Costco guys behind the scenes. Yeah, this is a freaky fucking video. No, we're here with Jay Kind of Funny as first. Okay, okay. Okay, okay. Okay. We're here with Jay Kind of Funny?

And this is boom. Alright, Eric, Eric, one of the time. Okay. We're here with Joe. I'll say this move, do. You say the chicken maker and the double chunk chocolate. Ready? And, and action.

We're here with Jay Kind of funny? And this is boom or doom? The chicken bake? Or the double chong chocolate cookie? I gotta go with the double choc chocolate cookie. Cookie. No, you got to taste it. You got to take it first taste the chicken.

Then taste a double chunk chocolate cookie and then give you an answer. Okay. Okay. Go ahead. Here, try the chicken, baby. It's so chicken-y and bacon. Savory.

It's so good. Yeah, cheese. Definitely. All right, now try the double chunk chocolate. Let me do that one. That's really freaky. man I see what you mean about avant god the um the dad is like it's like Kubrick like yeah do another take he's a um what do you call it uh uh an artist

yeah there's a there's a more specific word but i'm blanking a genius no you got to take the chicken bake and you gotta you gotta bite it you gotta take the triple chalky chunk dude that's it's really creepy the way the guy's at the bottom is smiling into the camera it's psycho shit yeah he's got like a knife like pressed into his back yeah yeah he's dead inside i think they're all dead inside boom or dome yeah this this is exactly why i hate do you know what I mean zoom in on any of their brains and they're just

screaming please please please please right write tenet back at the start of this video right we're talking about being genuine yeah yeah that is that like we were saying weirdest and genuous right when did we say that

because we were jealous of how genuine the that's bloody lovely oh right yeah he's that's that's genuine so that's tenant you're saying no that's the film tenet no tenet is the fact that i'm calling back to the beginning oh right so no okay yeah um understood if this is more like that man i'm saying if we think like comparative to us let's say

being genuine is a spectrum right yeah and the that's bloody lovely is here right so that's pure genuine genuine human reaction right right right we thought we were all the way on the other side but we're not we're actually like here you know these guys they're they're beyond the spectrum are they are they demons they might as well be they i think they are what in um jordan peterson's reading of the bible what he believes the demon to be boom or dough you got to wait you got to take a bite of the charcoal chunk

first I hate it I hate it so much it's a little bit creepy huh it's so performative but pretending to be human it goes to the bit where he takes a bite

as well he hands him like the big sausage thing I think it's like halfway through. Double chong chaw? Oh yeah, I've got it. Look at when he takes the actual bite, though. Go back a little bit.

Look at how he bites it. That's the fakesest fucking bite. He can't, yeah. It's like he's being mo-capped. Uh-huh. Humans don't behave that way. Oh, look at that frame I just got of his face. Oh, he doesn't like it.

It's Dune. He lied. He said it was Boone when it's Dune. He's looking off camera. like help yeah fuck oh and the the main guy like he's looking off camera too like you better not help that guy yeah he kept doing that he kept looking off over to someone with this smug face dude it's just don't like when these like kids are involved in it where it's like this old

guy booming or doom in or whatever like you do your thing but like why you got these kids involved yeah poor kids boom or boom he's probably gonna be fucking minted yeah but he's gonna be miserable miserably minted worth it fair trade when he overdoses on chicken bakes or triple

chock boom doom triple chunky onky donkey wonks I give that 58 booms out of doom yeah F F's in chat or something.

That's a big L for the Rizzler tonight. I just can't take it anymore. Please, please, please, please. Should we end this one by briefly touching on the fact that... Boom! No, no, we're here with Jake. I know. No, we're here with Jay kind of funniest.

Okay, okay. Boom, chicken bake, boom. I couldn't get the angle, man.