JAR Media Posdact - BUBBY VISION™

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:38 Housekeeping 12:31 Alex's Berlin Trip 30:36 Jim went to Lanzarote 46:02 Mid Break 48:13 Question Segment: Stewie Spinoff 50:50 Winnie the Pooh Laugh 53:23 Glonky Voice Problems 54:42 Laufey 56:58 Megapint 1:02:31 Fun with JAR 1:04:25 What do you like about London? 1:07:55 Subscription Feeds 1:13:04 The Avengers vs The Chasers 1:14:15 Jim the Crim 1:19:30 The Potato Debate 1:23:33 Patron Names #BroCastS7E10

That looks fucking excellent. Apple. Wow. Wowzes, everybody. Hello. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, everybody. I'm, I'm, who am I? I feel like it's been ages since we've done this, actually.

You're, um... Who are am I? Who are my? I'm ample man. I'm umpulman he's umphel man we'll get into that i'm uh... alex joined by jim joined by umpulman joined by umpul hello ump for brocast season 7 episode 10 uh yeah yeah it feels like ages since we recorded it has been ages has been a little minute it's been like two weeks because i went somewhere and you went somewhere so we got one of those

trip report episodes there is a visual element to this episode report yeah um There is a visual element to this episode that, um, I don't know, you just kind of have to... It might be also somewhat auditory. If you hear a faint beeping, like, um... Oh, you're, uh, the sun is it. My sunglasses, beep. We've both been in Europe, very different parts of Europe. And different vibe.

I don't know if you can even call where I was in Europe. Um, closer to Africa. Oh, really? Yeah. I mean, like, I'm not going to pretend that I know anything about geography. No, nor right. I only know because I was told. But this is, yeah, I guess we've got Bubby Vision for as long as the GoPro will record for.

I'm looking after bubs today, so I got Argy Vision somewhere. So if you're feeling stressed, you can just tune into Argy Vision in the corner. Yeah. You know, and just... Watching bite bird. Watching bite bird. Although I wish he wasn't biting bird because it...

Whatever. It doesn't matter. No one cares about the bird. So before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out of the patrons. over the Jiam Media Patreon. Woof, woof. The woof, wuff, make the woof, we're the woof-wisho and audio version possible.

We get the raw unfiltered MP3 over there, ad free. They're biting Burt. Paisie just stole the bird. That's her favorite toy, I think, see. Yeah, it is. Man, what do you get over there? You get your patron names right out on the first or second or third week?

Like, I haven't actually got that ready. We're supposed to do that today. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Um, McDonald had a, we got a huge growing playlist

on shaft rouse over there with kind of a monumental video dropping last week um is swindon as blighted as they say we finally did it put together like it's like a twenty five minutes or so we risked life and limb

venturing on foot into the depths to assess if you know swindon is as blighted as they say is it as much like blightedown from dux or one as they say. So check that out. And I think it has to be done.

It has to be made public. It can't be held away. I'm thinking maybe one more week. Okay. Then the normals can see it. Yeah. What do you think about that? Did you like the video?

Did you watch it? I can't remember. I did. You sent it. Yeah, because I needed, I was messaging you like, what Dark Souls one track? Yeah. Yeah, you used some Dark Souls 2 music in there, I'm pretty sure. So that was like, I feel like the Dark Souls 2 music.

or two vibe actually fits Swind in the maze It's like, it's similar like level design Yeah, I thought that was That was good, but there's all sorts of variety content over there. We've got Walk 2, the Fallout Season 2, the Amazon show review And as they say, JAR Radio,

Epstein rant It's got it all. Paisley's chance. Paisley's chance, of course. Argy's chance? Yeah. And last but not least, the journal media group chat is a group chat. You can leave suggestions for housekeeping and the question segment. And if they're good enough, they'll be plucked, you know.

These sunglasses are wild, man. They're so like... Oh yeah, mine are flashing as well as well to read. Are mine not flashing? No, if you press it again. Is it flashing now? Oh, I didn't... Now that flashing.

Okay, okay. So yeah, speaking of housekeeping, Okay. Let's head over there and round off some of the conversations from last week. Not too much here. Last week, bear in mind. Oh, yeah, two weeks ago, I guess. This is two weeks ago for us. Yeah, because we bulk recorded a pretty wild episode, actually.

You see what I titled, Andrew Mountbattenberg. That's right. The role plays came back, baby. Yeah, they did. Royal role plays. They did, yeah. Oh, man. It was funny, though.

It was funny. I did have to take a bunch of stuff out though. Really? Yeah, yeah. It got a little too wild for YouTube at some points. Yeah, I sort of, yeah. But Ronald Rick Ricky said, yes, Alex, I did notice the change in background music,

and I really do appreciate it, thank you. So it's not like I've changed all of the music entirely. Some of the tracks are the same. I just changed the template. So now it's like a randomized order of, Instead of the same exact thing, the same exact time every week. Which I saw then inversely, once you make a change, people were like, why'd you change that? I don't want it changed.

It's like, God damn it, man. Just got to do what your gut says, I guess. Well, you know what they say? Spice is the variety of life. Ice Spice is the variety of life. Yeah. And Thunder Slug says... That's a good name of the app.

I've already got one. I kind of want to... No, I'll pitch it in a bit. Okay. Sonic.exe part three. Please jar. It's been too long. We'll get there.

Yeah, you got to have some patience, man. We've been purposefully not giving it to you, you know? Yeah, yeah, there's lots of spinning plates. Yeah, you gotta want that. That one's been wobbling for a while. Yeah. But at a certain point, the excitement level is going to break from like, yeah, yeah.

It's going to get to GTA 6 levels. Yeah. Yeah. Um, Dylan is mad at you, bro. Okay, so Jim can watch both fallout seasons before he can watch Andor. Don't make me activate my nerd rage. But seriously, Jim, Hot Take, but Andor's top three,

Star Wars Under Empire and New Hope. You've got to watch it. Its themes are super relevant right now. Dylan is correct about the themes being relevant. But man, I went to see, like, the bride a couple days ago. The bride. Yeah, it's just some garbage film. But more importantly, there was a trailer before it for Mandalorian and Grogu.

Oh, shit. This looks so fucking bad. It actually might be good. Really? Like, it actually looks that bad. it like prequel kind of it looks like it should be called glup

like the thing should be called glup yeah okay might have to cinema that one then we'll be the only two people yeah yeah fuck and or I'm gonna go see glup get his glup glupp yeah in the trailer alone

it's like it's like just an onslaught of glups yeah way rotter is glap rotter's like fit now he's like Jeremy Allen white now he's ripped Yeah, so that's going to be incredible This was kind of curious from me A cloud waves

164, 8 says nothing is based as the boys Getting political. Never shy away from it. Agreed. I don't know, why do you think the temperature is on that? Because they used to be more, I don't know. I feel like it's, it builds up and needs to like release but it's not like in every episode thing necessarily. No. I also think it's a good

method to like cultivate a cult yeah cultivate to cult ivate yeah um this was actually like a genuine housekeeping writing kind of correction okay actually speaking on that exact topic raven 419 says bear bear jar boys long time listener love the cast but just wanted to correct some stuff on the politics chat in the last episode apologies for the long read just wanted to get the facts right okay It's about the House of Lords. So anyone outside of the UK is not going to give a shit about this, but whatever, this is kind of interesting, I thought. The House of Lords has been steadily getting rid of its hereditary peers.

That is the rich, stereotypical, aristocratic families, the word Lord conjures up. In fact, the last of the hereditary lords were removed the day this cast release, this cast was released as a result of a new Labour bill. Nice. Since 1958, the House of... I've got to take these off just while I read this. Oh my God, it's caught in my hair.

In fact, yeah, remove the day this castle's release. Since 1958, the House of Lords has increasingly been filled with appointed experts given the title of Lord. A direct comparison would be the Canadian Senate. We just use the title Lord instead of Senator. They act as an advisory body, primarily, using a Lord. Usually a Lord is the barrister or former MP with a high familiarity of a subject they specialize in in order to ensure any laws Parliament passes are actually legal according to other existing laws, and that they don't force a major contradiction of existing laws.

Essentially, acting as a form of legal fact-checkers for politicians when writing new laws. The system of an appointed upper house is generally considered a strength, due to how it tends to act as a robust check against simply passing laws which breach human rights, parentheses, and was primarily why the Tories failed to pass many of their intended laws, as they had initially planned them especially, during Boris's horrific time in office, and due to being seen as avoiding the infighting between upper and lower legislatures

seen in elected upper houses, most notably the US Senate. The biggest negative remains the Lord spiritual, that being bishops of the Church of England, they consist of 23 members, roughly 3% of the House, and frankly are the last remaining relics of the pre-World War II House of Lords that should be legislated out

before the House of Lords It's going to essentially be a true appointed Senate. TLDR, if you really wanted to grow up to be a lord, you can. And though some reforms are still needed, the House of Lords, is actually one of the better functioning elements of the British state, at least IMO. Yeah, I saw nothing about this labour bill. Yeah, why wasn't that everywhere? Because, well, I don't even want to get into that.

The last, yeah, this was, yeah, March 10th, 26th. No, yeah, that's exactly. what this is supposed to be for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and yeah, this, that bill, uh, reduces the quota to zero ending a 700 year old tradition. 700 years. Isn't that wild?

That is crazy. Um, and there was one slight error when I was like researching this comment. The only mistake they made was that there's, uh, there are slightly more of these spiritual lords. It's not 23, it's 26. Okay. Um, not a big, deal, but I thought I should just say that to kind of stop it.

Yeah, yeah. Actually? You should understand. Yeah. Do you think it's still a fact that a lot of land is owned by quite a small minority? Yeah, the royal family being the biggest. Yeah. the um

I have no I need to yeah yeah um famous Zagique and in this section then we're saying you guys speak with a joke American accent so much it comes as a shock when you speak in your mother's tongue sorry my friend

what the fuck did you just say about my mother's tongue yeah so uh it's one of those Darth Dudley trip report episodes ah he wants to go first because I went I want to

Germany You go first Cause uh It's kind of funny like contrast I guess Yeah also like rebel guy Yeah oh man I didn't even

I was like planning to do like a whole Red Bull bit in Germany Um But things happened okay Yeah yeah yeah Get there Get there I'll get there

So I've planned this trip to Berlin For like a while Um I supposed to go there years ago I think it was like 2022 or something Right But I think it was like

Maybe it's 21 Basically it was a lockdown cancelled it Yeah, I can't Yeah a few trips Got cancelled because of that So yeah I've been looking forward to go in there

Because honestly bro It seems like it was kind of like Design for me You know Really? Like obsessed with like sausages sausages

Gummies Sausages Gummies and beer Beves and like pretzels and they like music and they're like brutally efficient not only with the way they design things

but like their language it's just like an interesting place so yeah I rock up and I had like a four day trip planned which got cut in half so this would probably

be it would feature more things of note but uh yeah i got like food poisoning so i was bedbound for one full 24 hour and then was like able to do a little bit on the day after that and it's like oh damn i don't just gotten like food poisoning in the uk yeah it's like and i haven't had it since like on a trip i don't think since like 2019 which is when i was in greece i got it like a 24 hours thing you did didn't you yeah so maybe i'm just unlucky well maybe the shyser just got to my mouse from all the clubbing yeah that I was kind of most curious about because I was

reading so much about how Germans can come across as if they're kind of rude because of that like just the cultural norms of the way people speak it's very like just sufficient like they just want to the point yeah like you're in a shop like this is it's here it's this much it's like they they don't do the whole thing like we do and even we're not even that great for it. Like I feel like an American especially would be like more shocked, yeah. Yeah, right. Canadian. How are you? I find, um, Europeans are quite like that. It doesn't matter which European country.

Like, they're not big on please. They're not big on thank you. Um, don't car. Yeah. Danka. And I always have the like needless internal conflict of like, depending on where you're going, they appreciate or don't appreciate because they will speak English anyway. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, do I try? and actually make an effort. Or would that piss them off more? Like, what do they... If they want that efficiency,

they probably just want me to be like... Yeah. English, I could not go through the whole rigum roll type of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? So, I was still saying, saying thank you. Dantka, bitter. Bitter, bitter.

What does better mean? Please. Bitter, bitter, bitter. Beater. Bitter. Um, I saw the ambitier, bitter. Ampleman, which is this, he's on my hat if you're watching.

My to, he's like, on every, like, green light that Ampleman is. And when it's a red light, Ampleman has his arms out. Stop! Yeah, he was like designed in the 60s or something. I was reading, but they've got, like, there's like shops. Ampleman shops. Right. They're, like, really trying to make it a thing, and it's not that way.

like an international thing it is there I was like I'm gonna buy this as like because I either look for a espresso cup right or a cap as like those are good like

souvenirs I feel from places yep I was like I got to get to Ampo I like the Ample man yeah I quite like I see yeah charming and I found it a charming place to be honest I really liked it

was it like come super old it was a mixture because it was obviously like blown to bits yeah sure sure of it um but really nice mixture of architecture some like not swindon brutalism um like some actual like oh this is cool i'll put some like shots in um so yeah i took my GoPro with me and yeah i haven't had a chance to see your thingy because yeah jim's referencing i've been like making these videos like not for people random strangers online like yeah just for like family and friends to as like think of like a video postcard almost yeah and I usually put like a song that I'm like listening to at the time so

little like memory banks for me so I can like watch it in a few years and be like oh yeah I did that I forgot but I guess I did do that um yeah like the the giant Harrybo shop like got they got respect for gummies over there, man. Gummies and beer, like, they take it for real, man, because, like, you're walking down the street and they have these, like, off licenses, little corner shops. All of them have, like, and they're also, like, partially cafes a lot of the time, too. Like, lots of, like, crossover, which I thought was, like, it was a good use of space. Um, but they have these, yeah, fridges with, like, so much beer and, like, so cheap as well. And, like, they're so used to it that they have, like, a bottle.

opener on a chain like when you buy whatever so you can just crack the lead off and walk around drinking beer i see that's like really good quality beer um it's like it's like three euro for like an in a in an off license um for what for how much for like uh like a pint um kind of size of like a glass um and they've got these people what that collect glasses. Like if you put them in the bin, they have like a type of, they've got like a name. I can't remember what it is where they like walk around screaming and lifting the bins up and taking bottles out because certain ones, if they have a logo on them, you can like get a buyback scheme type thing. Right. Yeah. Like yeah. So I thought it was like a good idea. I was talking to dad about

that and he was like they did that in New Zealand at a time. Why start? Yeah, apparently we did too at some point but really yeah so that was cool uh like the curry verse as well yep she yeah yeah it's yummy man so yummy yeah everyone's like super skinny and um really stylish like really that's another europe i felt i felt chopped an arc yeah yeah you get mugged on if you go to europe you're getting mugged yeah yeah how cool um and it didn't feel like I wasery stylish too where it's like effortlessly like yeah like god-down man like David Bowie lived here type thing right yeah it's like yeah you guys are just kind of cool and there's so many people where it's like I'd never thought about like what does a German

look like but you'd see you like a dude and be like that's a German man right there really you know that's not a Spanish man that's not like but it was like like the mensch um but on the history stuff like that was a big appeal for me um obviously any scleries yes I went to well the Jewish memorial was a big one right

one of the most incredible like art installations where it's like a whole like square in the city where they've put thousands of like mismashed shaped like blocks of concrete right in a maze effectively that's supposed to like kind of um represent like the lot

and make you uncomfortable and like claustrophobic because like it's these in the maze like the height of the floor is all like like throws you off and like engulfs you and it's like a really clever kind of monument which is yeah very and people are very respectful of it like it wasn't like there's graffiti in a kind of Bristol sort of way around a lot of Berlin but like there's nothing on that. Mm, good. And, uh, yeah, it was just kind of like silent and, uh, foreboding as was, uh, didn't see enough of the Berlin Wall, like, kind of monumenting like that, but they're everywhere. That would be fascinating. Because we went to like checkpoint Charlie and saw, there's a KFC and a McDonald's either side of. It's like this really weird visual. Like, God damn it, man. Which is the communist side?

Yeah, that's a good question, actually. Yeah, there was like a little cart, like right next to it, like selling, like, communist. Memorabilia, basically. And, like, masks and things. It was quite strange. Crazy. But hearing all these, like, these, like, Brits, who I overheard one being, like, I've never walked so much in my life. Which is, yeah, because you're going to.

just walk everywhere. Hell yeah. It's, it kind of, it felt like, are you listening Americans? Yeah. It felt kind of like a mini,

kind of Canada vibe that the, there's still like loads of roads and they're kind of wide, like wider than here and like that block kind of American grid way of structuring things. Right, yeah. But the quantity of cars was like so low. Because that's one of the scarier things I find about Europe is like the way they drive

When I was in Italy I was like fucking hell bro. Like this is actual chaos like this is fucking insane how is anyone like like crossing the road was like scary every single time Yeah. Cause it's like just mopo-mets like on the path on the road like they don't stop like it's just so fucking unhinged And I felt that not to that good degree but in Greece it was similar just like insane driving but it felt way more like the UK and we have like pretty safe roads here like comparatively

to a lot of the world um so that was quite nice cheap and unlocked yeah um yeah pretzels I had a Stein of course

yeah in this in this weird bar where they had signs up saying no singing aloud that's like the most German sign yeah Uh-huh. No joy.

Yeah, yeah. It's singing. That's crazy. I was like, that must be. Is that a joke? It's got to be. But I also was like, I can now know with these guys. Yeah.

Yeah, famous for their humor. Yeah, exactly. But the last thing on that, like, history day was getting. to the Jewish Museum, which was incredible. It was like so thoughtfully and like artistically put together, but like the actual architecture was kind of like an installation, like an art piece with a museum in it as well. So they're like purposefully designed the building to be similar to that other

installation I was talking about, the memorial to kind of like confuse you and throw you off um and put you into this kind of experience this mindset um a very sobering one yeah i bet and yeah it goes through like all these periods of history did it affect your worldview um do you realize what they did now is bad yeah before i was like i'm not convinced yeah but and it's free as well there's a section you can like pay for super serious on security and everything it was I don't know it was like very like respectful and just like a must I feel like if you're there it's like the biggest like the largest in Europe like Jewish Museum I think I think the way Germany

has handled post World War II is incredible yeah like How, how, um, and obviously they have their bad actors there as well. Um, but majority, culturally, um, they know how bad things can get and how desperately they don't want. Their last like hundred years are like, unbelievable. It's just like, unbelievable. So, and luckily, like, I just felt kind of bad that like I'd never been there with how close it was. Yes. The flight is. It's like there. It's like an hour 40. Yeah, exactly.

It's like an hour 40 there, like 90 minutes back. Just was like, oh, that's ideal. That's so fucking ideal. And yeah, the coastal living just seems so much lower. So I'll definitely be back there, especially with the illness cutting off. So I didn't get to go to the funny clubs. There was so many, like, shops. And I didn't get to go to the markets and stuff like that.

These are all things I was planning to do. But just wasn't able to with being bedbound. And yeah, it all get a... And for the record, I know Red Bull's not German, but... They do love it. Of course they love it. It was everywhere. He doesn't. I love a Red Bull.

I love an ice cold Red Bull. Bitter Red Bull? And everyone says Uzii. Oh, so Redmore? Oh, so a Redmore, please. What's he like no Red Bull? Yeah, they all sounded like that. It was crazy. Oh.

Really cool, like record shops. there as well. It was just torture because you can't come in the back. That'd be way too much for pain in the eyes. Yeah. Although I've thought about that where like, especially for Portugal, because that's also really close and easy to get to, like, paying for an empty bag so I can fill it with like olive oil and like wine and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah. And tobacco. And tobacco, yeah. Yeah, lots of smoking going on there. That's just Europe there.

yes yeah it is so oh and weirdly on the way back the British tourists were pissing me off in the airport you know how people I kept hearing and that were like yeah I never been here before it's pretty shit isn't it really shit it was like I don't really know what you were looking for like

they were looking for where I went probably some like sun but it was like on the day I was bedbound it got up to 18 degrees with like the sun out all day long which for this time of year is like oh my god please but I was bitter bitter bitter in bed so bitter in bed yeah bity in bed um and weirdly on the like I'd never had this happen in an airport right did mom tell you this okay you don't know good um in the airport you know they sometimes have the the shuttle service the buses yeah yeah um

like to the plane or like but sometimes like when you get off the plane bus to yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, like a shuttle thing. I got onto it and I was looking down and I saw who I swore was our cousin Tom. Oh, I do know. I do know. Yes. Our second cousin Tom.

He was like... Our mother's cousin. Yeah. Who he went to like his birthday party just me weeks ago. And I was like because I was tired and kind of like still ill. I was like, am I like has it? Have I really snapped? Yeah. Because I didn't see him like

waiting in the airport. at all, you know, where everyone's like lined up, ready to, I didn't see him there. But then, and there was just enough distance and it was so like packed where like couldn't confirm or deny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Until you get to the bit with the passports, whatever. And I saw he was, his, on that scanning automatic thing, it like rejected him. So he had to go to the real person.

Yeah. To be like asked. And I was like, I was just, I was like locked in to him. And when he spoke, I was like, that's his voice. him what the fuck so he was like also just in Berlin at the same time on the same flight because like there's such like liminal weird places whereas like you don't expect to see someone you actually know in a lot because it's like all these people who are never going to see again like just a complete mixture of like random like on the way there there was this like cowboy like

on a flight yeah yeah like he was just a literal cowboy like he had a cowboy hat and yeah double denim and everything um so that was quite weird i was like that even happen it felt like a really, I was in a dream. But it did happen, it was real. It was real, yeah. So yeah, that's kind of my, my version of things. Sounds like a lovely journey.

But what about you, bro? I, um, I got grotty. You got grotty. I got grotty and Lanzarotti. Hence the, uh, yeah. The get up. The cool shades and the, the nice hat. Um, it is a place of class.

Yeah. You know, it's a place of, um, high fashion, you know, denim shorts. How hot was it? It wasn't that hot. The song could get, like when you're in the sun, but it, because it's a, like, a pretty small island and we're on the coast and shit, windy like you wouldn't believe. Oh, okay. Next level wins. I'll call you down at least.

And, but in the evenings, because it's, it. So the Sahara Desert, Lanzarotti. Right. Right. So, like, along the equator. Yeah. So, like, you're sat next to the Sahara. So it's like the same sun and everything.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Oh, so this is like a... Just Spain just owns it for some reason. Yeah, Spain went there and killed everybody there and took it. Like that's the history of Lampus. It's like us, like having Gibraltar or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

It's like we, like European colonizers just go to place, kill everyone, and then it becomes party island where they play like shit music and, to be fair, actually, a lot of the music was banging. What kind of music? Ow. Just like, um, like pop bangers. Yeah. Yeah. But because of the part of the island we were on, like it was basically.

all like 50 plus like everybody else apart from towards the end of our stay where younger people started to like some proper geese show up yeah it was geese central um and like everyone would talk to you you couldn't like the only Spanish people were like taxi drivers

everyone else was British like you'd go to a bar and then um you'd be like Ola and they'd be like you're right mate yeah um and it wasn't it wasn't a holiday of absorbing culture it wasn't a holiday of like depressing museums in history no it was um i spent the day times like hung over and the night times drinking to get hung over for the next day so an awesome like i did like um karaoke singing and shit um

ate some funny food some yummy food some funny food ridiculous cocktails yeah like um I had like a burger and chips that was like like a school dinner um and it was just it was a riot the uh

when they pour you a gin and tonic they get this like cauldron like a glass cold and boom and then they're just like and then like a the tonic is like yeah and yeah the the first night I was hanging on by a thread um you know lager lager lager lager lager lager shouts in love nice and um did they play that then no this was at the karaoke bar that was the first night all right um

And then I had like two gin and tonics and then I was gone. I was like... They blacked out? I was like on the verge. And I was like, I have to go to bed. Yeah. Went to bed, wake up the next day. Feel like, like shit.

So... Actually, I didn't feel that bad. And we went out and I thought, Hair of the dog, right? Yeah, I was going to say. Yeah, get a pint. And then I was feeling okay. And then we went for like a swim and stuff in the heated pool.

Just totally lounging. But then we got back to like the night out. Right. And then it was cocktails. It was beers. It was gin and tonics. Get back to the apartment. We're staying in more gin and tonics.

I start talking politics. So I'm up until like three in the morning. just like wasn't a fight I'm right you're wrong I'm right and then I woke up

the following day and I was in a bad state so we walked along the beach which was like a stunning beach yeah

you know when the you know the water when it's like light blue dark blue darker blue and then like sun sat on the ocean

I haven't had one of those holidays and so long yeah yeah um and i hadn't either and i guess this is kind of white because i felt fucking awful um so we go down to this like cafe bar because everywhere serves alcohol at all times of the day um and i was a crowded brits there as well yeah yeah and the the guy comes out it was called like flintstones cafe or something yeah um and the guy who like owns the place is wearing a Flintstone's shirt and he's

just a cockney geyser he's so funny and he's really he's genuinely really funny um they were like a slightly older couple that he walked up to after us

and he said um oh I always love it when you come and you bring your daughter your beautiful young daughter they were both like 40, 50 year old just the yeah just the cheeky fucking geese um that's the right age i could i could deal with that it was if they're like all like 18 year old brits i feel like i could be like oh my god yeah they started

yeah um and so to reel it back to the first night i um i'll send you this photo okay you're sending it to my there was a guy yeah there was a guy Is this something I'm going to put on screen? Yeah. Okay. There was a guy who was in this bar, this cocktail bar. And for the record, I saw him at the same place every night. Like, he never moved.

He was always there and he had this gold chain, giant gold chain, which at the end of it was a mini double-barreled shotgun. Which he like broke it open and then it had two little gold rounds in the golden shone. shotgun and he's like track this out cost me 25 grand and he like passed it around the bar and he was like yeah try it on try it on so I got a photo with it yeah that's perfect thumbnail

yeah just for 25 grand yeah and the amount of people you see with like these gold chains where the links are like this like they're so gairish and uh huh it's um

I got reminded of the what's her name the country singer woman country singer she's like an old old

she did a song with fucking Sabrina carpenter but she said you gotta it takes a lot of money to look this cheap or something

oh I know exactly fucking name you know working nine to five Dolly Dolly Parton yeah thank you

but yeah so I'm going to be off the booze for a while, I think. Damn. Yeah. No, I was thinking that I was imagining you in the sun being like, God damn, I could do that right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like walking around in a t-shirt and shorts. And staying cool from the breeze. Because it was only like 22 max. No, that's perfect. Yeah, it wasn't like roasting. and I love just spending time in a pool

just bobbing about Yeah Like I don't need a drink I don't need if I'm in the pool I'm happy Meditative It really is Yeah and like it's comforting It like surrounds you

Yeah I love it And I'm probably gonna go again Because flights were like 40 quid Yeah So I can see why We met this one couple This old couple Who um

they said they go there three times a year and it's like the only holidays they go on. Yeah. And it's like you know what? Fair, fucking fair enough. That reset? Yeah and you can It's like affordable Um

The only thing is I fucking hate flying It sucks. It's shit. It's shit like I was in the middle seat on the way back And I haven't done a middle seat flight In a while. I don't. I haven't done a middle seat flight in a while. don't fly that much no I don't I tend to try and avoid it and even though I was like it's a 90-minute flight I was being a fucking baby I was I was I was so uncomfortable yeah I was like oh my god I could if this was longer than 90 minutes I'd be like actually I'm gonna like do something crazy like they hit the second tower I'm gonna go like bane from don't I right yeah I'm like can't hand I can't handle this with no subscribers right we're Well, I had a window seat for the way there.

Oh! And that was quite nice, actually. Yeah, I had a window seat. I normally want aisle. But just because I'm so paranoid about, like, I just want to get to the toilet. I don't want to pee. You don't want to pee.

I got a pee. I got a wee. Yeah, I got a foot and flush. Yeah. Listen, I got traumatized on the weather. Really? Yeah. So, you know, they come along with the trolley.

Would anybody like a drink for 17 pounds? and because I was in holiday mode and I'm there with my partner and I'm like, should we get gin and tonic? Should we do it? Like, holidays begun. Let's go. So we're like, yeah, let's go gin and tonic. Shortly before this, my jacket, I bought a new jacket in Stroud recently for said cousins'

birthday. Not for the birthday, but it was when you were there. Yeah. Not to docks it. him, but I hung my jacket up and the, the little hook bit that you hang the jacket up snapped. Right. Yeah. Annoying.

Anyway, gin tonic arrives. Pour my GNT, pour my G&T. Oh, I'm going to enjoy my G&T, and I've downloaded, like, a whole season of the Simpsons for the flight. That's a shout. That was a play, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I've set up my phone. I've got my G&T, and then I go to hang my jacket back up.

And it's like, oh, I can't because the thing snapped. And then I like drop it because I think it's hooked on. And then on the jacket's way down, it like clips the cup. And so my new jacket gets all covered in gin and tonic as well as all up my leg. Yeah. So I'm like soggy. And I've just paid like fucking 17 pounds for gin and tonic on a plane. Oh, dude.

And I was. That sucks. And I sulked for a good like. yeah that would piss me was that early as well I felt for like half an hour yeah yeah it was like in the first hour

so there were like three hours to go um yeah that pissed me off and then on the way back back to the UK um I've got the other half

of the Simpsons season and Zootopia 2 downloaded oh shit okay um go to Disney Plus I've got like a Passcode login thing Put it in

Wrong Wrong pin What? No it's not Right Put it in again Wrong pin And then it's like

Forgot my pin Press that And then it's like Put your password in Saved on my phone Like on the Apple thing You just press it Scans your face

Yeah wrong it's because I'm not connected to the internet and then I'm like well why the fuck A it worked on the way there B it really fucking pissed me off because I

I know the password so it's saying wrong pin wrong pin but I know what it fucking is yeah yeah and it's like stop you're gaslighting me I must be like a mode or something it's like Disney Plus was gaslighting me yeah it really

pissed me off but luckily I had two movies downloaded on my Amazon Prime which I'd forgotten about Oh shit what were there? The Green Night Okay which isn't really a phone By any means but it's actually good as fuck I really liked that film

Oh I thought you'd seen it for some reason I started it a while ago I've I've wanted to watch it for ages um but I started it a while ago Um but I only got like a few minutes in I've really liked it's a really cool like you know fancy Yeah it wasn't it

what I was expecting mythic super real back and like yeah this feels like yeah an object of history

like yeah it's just been like found yeah and it kind of makes you wonder like was there like fantastical shit

back in the day like it's portrayed in that way yeah I buy it yeah I really hope the Aldermring movie is kind of like that

yeah yeah for sure um like his atmosphere it's like a thick atmosphere and Dev Patel's so cool in it Dev Patel is fucking amazing

I don't think I've seen a film with him in that sucks. Yeah, he always elevates whatever he's in. Yeah, he's amazing. And because didn't he do like Monkey Man or something? Yeah, yeah, I never went up seeing that. I want to see that. Yeah, because he directed it, I think. Yeah, he did.

Yeah, I really want to see that. And, yeah, I really like him. Yeah, I dig him a lot. Yeah. He's in, he's like, you know, Lex Luthor. He's from Skins. Is it? And Jack O'Connell.

Jack O'Connell. You know, he was Jimmy from 28 years. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, lots of the actors from that, and they're all just like... Really fucking good. Real, like, lads, you know? Beltas. Absolute belter.

Um, so I guess we'll see after these messages, actually. Actually, unless you have anything more to say on your travels. No, I poo, I pee, I'm a human being. Apoo, I pee, ah, we. I fought I shit my little pants Isn't that right with a little buppy boy? Brankers on PS5 Out now

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Fuck off Hello little boy Hello boy Hello boy Hello boy What's this What's this? basically wants it.

Who's a good girl? How hey? Can you see what he sees through the camera? A little bit. Can you see him staring up with the door handle? Yeah. No, Aggie, you must stay. Bubby, you are our entertainment.

You're just a maxing. He's just the maxing right now. He's Bobby Maxing. I watched Jay Aubrey's video on clavicular. But, fucking hell. He's, yeah,

he's, I guess he's the looks max, uh, and for him I'm trying to figure out like how much is real, how much is like, yeah, to illness. Cause he's got like a,

he's saying he's gonna, he takes like a hammer and like, yeah, hits his face, hits his face, but he's also like, planning to get some like, jaw surgery or something.

Um, yeah, he's deep into all that. Yeah. And he makes loads of money and spends more on gambling. on gambling. Yeah. It's fucking crazy, man.

Well, yeah, welcome to the second hour for the cast where we head over to the suggestion thread over on the subreddit and answer questions. And guide you on all your looks maxing tips.

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The first I wanted to do actually was this is on the Jiam Media Group chat from Hendog. There's a Stewie Griffin spin-off in development, which I find odd considering he's essentially the deuter agonist

of Family Guy. What are your thoughts on this? And Family Guy as a whole. Family Guy's good. Family Guy based Stewie cringe. Do you prefer when he's because he's like evil gay

and then he just kind of becomes gay Yeah You like stops being evil I don't really get the gay thing Because he's a baby That's like the gag right He's like a gay bee But like

They go for like the They go for the jugular You know the biting sinatar What's for that Did I say sinatar I meant satire Oh

You know They're known for like their edginess to a degree, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I feel like South Park gets all of their edgy points where the family guys have been plenty edgy. Yeah. You feel like a gay, a gay bee. Family guys edgier, I think. Because it's like just edgy.

There's no like weird. It's just to be a fucking asshole. Yeah, like the speaking of South Park, they're like come back to that South Park episode. Was basically them just going to like, you're gay. The Simpsons one? Yeah. Have you seen that? It's fucked up. I hate that, yeah. It's really horrible. Yeah. It's horrible.

I don't know. I'm not going to watch it, I don't think. It's not like Cleveland Show badass. Cleveland Show was good. That's my hot take. I think the Cleveland Show was fucking cool. I feel like... It was really good, actually. The only positive of the shorts format was being able to see, like... The good family guy jokes.

The good family guy jokes, yeah. Yeah. Because there are good. family job yeah and that and that like 10 second format is perfect for yeah yeah it's what it's been doing for a while yeah you can like yeah yeah so smut philin's been jester maxing it's um it's the ultimate like not even half watch but like quarter watch you know yeah yeah you know every now and again it's like oh that was like a funny bit but otherwise it's it's like painful um i don't when stewie does the dance um that shit's funny

Float 10 minute. Yeah. They're like 10 minute dance with the... Yeah. I remember he was conflicted misusing your flesh flow. It says, I've noticed that Alex does this Winnie the Pooh laugh every now and then. What does Jim think of this revelation? Also, please talk about how good peep show is.

How does Winnie the Pooh laugh? Ah, that one. That one probably. Yeah. That's cool revelation, I think. Yeah. Uh, peep show sucks. Yeah, it's cringe.

It's no family guy. It's cringe. It's no Cleveland show. Yeah, it's cringe. It actually is cringe. Like, it's... It's genuinely cringed. I know.

Yeah. I feel like there's a peep show moment for like every situation. All the worst situations in my life. How do you feel about like... Like, early on, I remember like a joke in one of the first episodes is Sophie sits on Mark's hand and he doesn't say anything. Uh-huh. But then like a few seasons down the line like jazz is eating a dog a dog on a on a canal boat And like the escalation the escalation of cringe

They go like out of cringe themselves yeah yeah, yeah But it reaches like the the wedding episode. Oh my god It's like one of the best It's a masterpiece comedy ever written that that episode is like I fucking hate you You're getting married out of embarrassment. Yeah. And he like asks a random like coffee cafe worker, a barista.

Will you marry me? So fucking. Yeah. It's so good. Uncomfortable. Yeah. Funny. It changed my life seeing that shit.

Yeah. Genuinely. It gives you like, I think it gives you more self-awareness. watching that show. Yeah. Maybe to a problematic degree. Especially with like the, in the first season, it goes way too hard with the, like, the POV shit, like the GoPro.

They basically have, like, camera strapped to their heads. Yeah. It takes them a little bit to find their footing with that, like, stylistic choice. Yeah. Being, like, way too much. Because I could see someone, like, watching the first few episodes and be like, oh my God. But, um...

It's very ugly, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, it's hideous. But that makes it funnier to me. Um, yeah, yeah, definitely. And you got Dobby? Yeah, Dobby rocks. Uh, hi, I'm Gavin, says,

what does Jim think about this new thing Alex does where every time his voice gets glonky, he leans into it instead of clearing his throat. Personally, I think it's cool and unique. Yeah, it is cool. It's fucking badass, actually. Glonky? Yeah. What does that mean?

when um you know when it starts filling well no glonkey is different but they've misused glonky there um they've phoned up but like when you know the like the fish yeah of course yeah when sometimes your throat and you need to like swallow or clear your throat but if you don't it just like stays yeah you did do that an episode or two ago where you just didn't clear your throat but you could hear that you like needed to and it was funny as fun like it sounds like so crazy though yeah yeah i like it um

it pisses me off though when like a politician does that it's just like clear have you ever seen the clip of that like he's like an Italian and he's talking and then he starts He sounds like a fucking Blackop zombie Really?

That's really funny Like he accidentally slips into demon mode It's fucking crazy F Gary Gary Says Relo Raroys I went to see Lofi Is it Luffy? Sorry

Lavey Fucking out dude Yeah exactly that's how my holiday started Oh The day before I flew I saw Lavo. Oh yeah, I was going to say, like,

when do you actually see that? Yeah, was it good? Yeah, yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, she's great. I wonder if that was the same show as this then. Yeah, it might have been. In London the other day. She was amazing, one of my favorite gigs in a while.

I did feel rather underdress, though. Her fans go crazy, the themed fancy dress. Yeah, I wasn't expecting they do like this, every concert they do this competition. And she goes... Oh, what a cool idea. She goes to the front and she's like the winner of the best dressed.

So her, um, she said her, like, stylist chooses people from the audience who were the best dressed. And on, on our night, it was this, um, this girl wearing like a big Ben outfit. Because, like, her latest album is all, like, clock. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's such a cool idea. Clock imagery. I must make the, um, that's a cool fan interaction and also, like, uh, for the crowd. it must be fun to see all the...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, yeah, I didn't see the clock beforehand. So when she got pointed out, it was like, oh, that's fucking awesome. But what I didn't realize was how much of her fan base are like really quite young people. And for like a jazz, like kind of, she's like classically trained. So she does like classic, classical jazz. type shit and yeah to the fact that she's popularized that and sold out an o2 arena of majority like the younger generation that's fucking cool that is cool um checked her out after jim mentioned her on the pod

so thanks to the wreck however i did have one major gripe a lot has been made of the very on this very podcast of the o2's mythical megapine i was incredibly excited to sample it i rocked up to the bar as soon as I got there and lo and behold, there was no such megapine on offer. I got, you're fucking lying. I was instead met with a pre-poured pint of Budweiser paying £9.50 for the pleasure. I was severely disappointed and still am now. It's a feeling of not quite experienced since the release of Wanker's tactics was delayed. Fair, fair.

Yeah, because that, my major punch in the gut was I bought two megapines, right? Yeah. Do you get a mortgage for that? 40 quid. Are you fucking serious? I went to the blue bar and everything because I use O2 so you get to go into like the... Do you remember where we went when we went? Oh yeah, yeah.

Um, uh huh? I went in there and I love a Camden Hells, Lager. Um, and so I was like, can I get a Camden House? And then she was like, yeah. And then she went and grabbed like a pint cut up. And I was like, wait, do you have any of the big ones? Uh-huh. And she was like, oh, you mean like the megapine?

No, she didn't say that. But she was like, you mean the two, I think she was from, she was European. And she said, do you mean the two-liter one? And then I was like, huh? Two-liter megapine? And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two litres of fucking Camden Hells? Are you kidding me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, she brings out the two megapine cups. and I was like yeah boy um and then um she puts the carb machine on the bar and then you know like the sponge drop mhm sound that was me and I was like oh it's like too late by then yeah yeah but worth it um when we were at that party in London we were bar hopping one of the bars I ordered this drink in like a whole thing. It was the most obscene thing. And it was like, it's like fucking 40 pounds or something.

For one drink. Oh, at that place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And that drink stank as well. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck me.

It was shared between three people, I guess. It's crazy, though, because I didn't mention it in Lanzerotti, you can get a pint for one euro 80. Oh, man. That's crazy. No, we get ripped off big time, especially in London. It's horses shit, man. Yeah.

Um And also, like, the only way I can bear London is by being a bit drunk. Yeah. You need something to get you through it, you know? Mm-hmm. That really pissed me off too, because it's like, we're supposed to be like the pub guys. We're like... Yeah.

It's in our culture. Yeah. You know? Yeah. So that's annoying. Yeah. I think I first saw the Megapine in, uh, in Birmingham. Hmm.

Was it Birmingham O2 or just? I can't remember if it was an over. to it was when I saw Charlie up there. Oh, okay. I was like, I'm trying one of those guys. But I have, you have one? I did, yeah. Oh, nice.

You must have been pissing like a fucking water fountain. Yeah, that's why I normally don't do it. Because like, when I saw One H Nish Nails last year in summer, I wanted one so bad. But I was like, I was looking at the price and I was like, no. No, you know, fuck you. I'm not doing it. I'm doing this sober. No, no, no, no.

No. I think, I guess the play is more to like drink before. or like after or something? I don't know. You don't want to do after. You don't want to do before. Be cyber. Nah.

If there's a mega, my rule, my rule, me and my partner have agreed to the rule of if megapines are on offer, you buy them. You have to. You have to.

It's an obligation. Yeah. Yeah. And that's how it is. Damn. I kind of, With this, like, hat on, I kind of feel like a, like a cowboy or something. Yeah.

Or more like... You look like that blue guy from Clone Wars. Cabbane. Cabin. I mean, he's just a cowboy, right? Yeah. Just a bit cringy. I was thinking, you know, the end, towards the end of that, um, the mountain music video,

there's that weird guy on a, on like a boat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in, um, that same guy, I swear, is flying one of the planes in the melancholy. Holly Hill music video. I might be in there. Yeah. Yeah, but more on Gorilla's later, I suppose. Gore-on Marilla's later. What the fuck you're talking about? No, he didn't. I thought, I really have a misspeaking problem. So, like, if, if anyone, like, corrects me, I'm just assume they're right, because, like, I always miss me. No, that, that is the correct thing to do. If someone, like, corrects what you say, they're always correct, you know? Like, if, if you say,

I don't know. I can't think of an example. But just trust them. You know, because you know what you mean, but like you could have said something else. Yeah. They're on the receiving end. So just, yeah. I'm all about like trying to remove friction, you know, a more looped up kind of conversation. Mm. You know what I mean?

Yeah. So, okay, I'm wrong, whatever. Yeah. Let's just go loop up right now. Antonio Phillips says, how much do you boys think about Jha outside of recording the podcast? Is it still fun for you? I wouldn't do it. It wasn't fun.

Yeah. Yeah, of course it's fun. I think about it a fair amount, more so from just like a planning perspective, I think. Right. Oh, that would be a good thing to talk about like a random article that's like the right balance of like humor or absurd or whatever and just copy and paste it into the document and stuff like that. And I'll look at the subreddit and stuff. What about you? I think about it a lot.

But because I just, I refrain from using social media too much. And I feel, I kind of like now limiting my interaction with the audience to just during. Yeah, you get like a nice filter because it's kind of like just through me. Yeah, and yeah, yeah. And I can't like. but whenever there's like cool like fan art or something made by fan yeah yeah yeah send it to you privately so it's not like you're not seeing it what i don't what i i think something um loads of creators suffer from is audience capture where it's like

yeah massively you just become what the audience wants as opposed like i love i love when we have comments that like disagree and i love having like the back and forth and shit and like that's that's the cool bit to me and I want to remain like a weirdo yeah you know yeah so let us know if that's being succeeded

um past confusion 3-2-3-4 says I'm going to London this weekend and I'll be doing the Tower of London solely because of this podcast about the Raven Master I'll do my best to give a field of when I come back. That being said, given all the complaining

about London throughout the years, is there anything you actually enjoy to do there? I got some things I like, I think like speaking

on art and culture yeah, there's very good like stuff there especially like... Galleries. I'm always down for the tape modern.

Yeah, tape modern. The portrait gallery. The portrait gallery is very cool. There are some incredible portraits though. Like...

I think it was the first the portrait gallery was the first, like gallery I've been to where like a painting brought a tear to my eye. It was like it was in there. Yeah I found like a couple hours to kill them. It was just like walking around like just absorbing it on my own time just like listen to music.

And there's just the certain one. Yeah, it's free. It was like I can't it was like from the 17 or 1800s and it was like wow. Yeah. Expression that there's something about it. The way they captured people. um yeah there's a lot of like melancholy um a lot of fascinating history um i guess you have like a nice variety of like food choice yeah that's a positive it's just like paying for anything

there yeah like if it was like more affordable that would be like nice it really makes me sad that like the capital city is like so like priced out and inaccessible yeah i think uh our country is cooked for that. Yeah, because especially, like, I was really thinking about that in Berlin, just like, man. This is, it's like, we're so, like, ripped off. Like, I went, I had to go on, like, a train from Berlin to the airport, which is, like, a 40-minute train, and it was five euros. It's fucking unbelievable.

It was like, well, this is what it should cost. That's, like, reasonable. I got a single from London today, and it was 26 pounds something. And that's, like, with a discounted rail card. so that's like a third of the price off. It's just fucking ridiculous. With a large, like, cut of it going to Europe. I'm pretty sure, like, Spanish companies and, like, random shit like that own...

Yeah, I think mostly China. It's like, gone down at you. Which I'm happy to give money to China. Don't get me wrong. Like, if I could just send all my tax to China, I would. Trust me. Trust me. But, um... Seems like a China boo nowadays.

Yeah, I mean, itchy knee, sansi, you know? Anything else you like about London or is that about it? I like the shows. Like going to see a show is always incredible. Yeah, the arts and culture is like pretty much. And it's just that everything costs money and in London everything costs a lot of money. Yeah, like an amount that every time you're like, God damn it, dude. Yeah.

So it's like, oh, the portrait gallery is free. But like for a return ticket, I'm paying like 60 quibb. Yeah. And then I've got to eat. Uh-huh. You know, and... Yeah. And, like, yeah, bars and shit is so crazy expensive.

Yeah, yeah. It's just turned into a rant about London. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you like about London? Nothing. Um... I like to dangle as an interesting one. I recently realized 75% of my YouTube subscriptions

makes shit that I don't give a fucking shit about. I did a mass purge, and I'm now left with 20 channels, half of which are dormant, and the rest don't have a fixed schedule, Sands Jarre. Now I go days without a new video of my subscription feed and spend my free time reading books or jacking off to stuck porn, aka where a step-mum gets stuck in a laundry machine and her stepson has to get her out but inevitably starts eating a step-mum's ass. It's wild. I end up having a wank to that instead of reading a lot of the time. Because I like coming, I suppose.

It makes me feel nice. Anyway, do you have any YouTube channel Rex? Fucking hell that was a slug. Fuck me. Is that like a TMI type thing? Yes. Is it? Of course it fucking hits.

Jesus Christ. Wow. You know what I'm getting back into his only plays. Yeah, classic. Late. You had the critic on recently. Yeah, he's got that critic Um, match.

Yeah, I, I, recently I watched the, the, the, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, some funny shit, man. Um,

I'm probably gonna look at my subscriptions now, and, uh, I watch, um, private eye. Yeah,

very British. One of my, I'm, horse, is my favourite. I've shouted them out a bunch times. Jang bricks is a must.

Yep. If you want something a little more I don't even know how to say it because I love I love these videos but I was showing James once

this channel and he was like what the fuck are you watching like why do you want but Zero Lenny he's like a Dark Souls like he does like Dark Souls challenges. Oh yeah.

That sounds like my guy. He's like a northerner. He's just like funny. I like him. I like him. I like Jacob Geller a lot. He's fucking amazing. Hawkshore is a good law channel.

Hawke Tour. The market exit. What's that one? I think he might be German. Oh, yeah. He's a lawyer. Bidoo. He's a lawyer.

I just, I just found out. What kind of content? Oh, maybe he's Swedish. Law videos. Documentary is about law economics and fairness for, yeah. So, good shit. Um, um,

I like Dr. Pooplove. Dr. Pooplov? Dr. Pooplov. Dr. Pooplov. Dr. Pooplove does um does like hell divers videos

arc raiders um I like this this guy called Stephen Crowder he's pretty cool blasphemous HD he's pretty hardcore can you make sure people know that you're

uh no I love them uh Jarm Media is a good channel they're pretty cool um Katie Perry's YouTube channel is pretty good Yeah

Okay Man I'm subscribed to some fucking bullshit When the fuck did I subscribe to Jubilee I did not A lot of these I think are accidents When I'm like scrolling And my thumb hit subscribe Because like I

I didn't fucking subscribe to Dr. No like Subscribing just doesn't mean anything now Like it's just whatever's on your homepage It's pointless It's so fucking annoying Yeah Whatever was on my home page

what I watch. Mr. Beat's is pretty good. Mr. Boast? Mr. Beat. Take the ass out. He's like a history YouTuber and his name is Mr. Beat. Okay. I wonder if he named himself Mr. Beat for people who like mistype Beast.

That's actually quite a good idea. Yeah. But he's cool. He's done some great videos on like the Vietnam War. He's American, so it's a lot of American history. So it's like Vietnam War. Like what actually was Watergate? Like shit like that.

You got any good like prohibition videos? I haven't seen any prohibition videos, but you might do. I'm not sure. You'll have to check them out. There's some good wrecks in there. Hello, Mr. Beat. Um, the sharinging warrior says dream matchup who wins.

The Avengers versus the chasers. Avengers get Nick Fury on comms. Chasers get bradders. This is a fight to the death and no teams get prep time. no prep time I think chase is easy yeah with no prep time chases one because they've got that base level intellect like they can just yeah yeah yeah what's the trivia for like to kill someone quickest yeah they're all Tony Stark level intellect you know whereas the Avengers only has Tony Stark and maybe Spider-Man I saw

speaking of the Tony Stark I saw this clip of um it was Elon Musk like getting out of a plane yeah and like walking down a runway and someone had like clipped it and um quote tweeted it saying when the toddler's diaper is like full of shit and they're trying to act hard and he looked exactly like that yeah default strain

707 has one of the last one's here as we start winding down this up defiant strain I already said his name didn't I oh my god I'm cooked bro I recall in one episode Jim mentioned something about him being a bit of a criminal in his secondary school days.

So my question is, what's the worst thing either of you got in trouble for in school? I'm like the perfect criminal who, like, never got caught with all my crimes. I remember once... I cheated, like, so much. I remember I was talking to two of my friends and just, like, stringing together the most disgusting sentence I possibly could. You know, I was like 13, 14. Yeah, yeah.

So I was just saying the most heinous shit I possibly could. Yeah. And then like I turn around. A teacher is literally right behind me. And I remember like being so scared I just sprinted. But then like realized why am I running and I stopped. But like for a split second, I was like, they're going to kill me. You know, it's like argue when you step on his little tail.

Yeah. Yeah. Just like a gut reaction. And then they were like. Fight or flight. Yeah, they were like, who's the, who's your tutor? So we had like a, a main teacher who was like our tutor. Who's your tutor?

And I said, it gave their name. I was like, I'm going to tell them what you said. And they're going to have a word with you. And I was like, well, I'm getting like banned from school. Because I was saying some fuck shit. Like I, um, on the gallows. Yeah, yeah. I was going to get put in one of them, them things and if tomatoes is thrown at me.

said what you fucking um and then nothing came for it i reckon they just forgot to yeah they're trying to scare you yeah or they were walking along

and then someone else was saying late even worse one of the year tens was probably saying some way more fucked up i could even conjure yeah no i wasn't really a troublemaker I was more of a

a sly guy you know what I mean a planner a joker type I'm like a dog chasing cars What did you do? What's like the worst thing you ever did at school? Just cheat all the time

Just like write shit all over my arms and just like cheat And you didn't get caught? No Wow Yeah, I never got caught for cheating See that's um Isn't that like a sign of intellect.

To be good at cheating. No, to like, just do it. I would do that sometimes in like French. Because I was so frightened of getting a detention because they were like, well, if you get lower than six out of ten on the pop quizzes every week, then you get a detention. Oh, right. That was the motivation, you know? Oh, so they motivated you to cheat. Yeah.

I was like, well, in that case. Yeah, I'll cheat them. I would, yeah, I'd just write out the answers and, like, I'd prop my back. pack open at a certain angle and like just put the book like oh yeah i remember you saying you did that um no it did that like i'd write yeah write formulas on my arms um would you intentionally get some wrong yeah yeah yeah that's yeah that's that's knowing your shit because if you got 100% all the time they'd get sussie yeah yeah no it was enough to not get notice was my thing yes you know like that's you know like copy and basing

stuff of Wikipedia, like, did that a fair amount, never got caught somehow. Yeah, that's, that's, um, the modern, or the, the, the old equivalent of just, like, chat, GBTing. Yeah, well, because I'd read through it and be like, I wouldn't know that word and make it dumber. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, that's crazy.

How did you do it, like, GCSC? Um, like, on, on what? on everything like pretty good where did you get in like maths um I think it was a B for maths

English B A English was A was that all talent or I didn't realize for anything I played Despace 1 yeah

that's when I first this is this is the messed up thing they don't they don't preempt you for GCSE to be so fucking easy and then for A level to actually be hard. Yeah. No, they punish you.

Yeah, it's fucking asshole behavior. It's like, oh, I'm just one of the most smart people ever. I'm a genius. Yeah, I'm a genius. I never have to work for anything in my life. Um, okay, I'm going to pick one more. Do you want, do you want one about generations, one about potatoes, or one about...

This is the last one? Or another one on the lines. Yeah, the last one. one or another one on the lines of like YouTube channels. Potatoes. Okay. And when we break, as our final one for this episode, what do you guys... Would you guys like to join the Great Potato Debate?

I've been breaking the eyes for people by asking what they think the best way to serve potato is. I.e. mash, new potatoes, jacket, etc. I'm putting good hash rounds in Estia. But please roast potato, my brother. brother for saying croquettes are the best potato like come on would be interested in hearing your thoughts bear bear P.S. Wanker style has been my favorite bit recently love the show she is guys do you mean realities his favorite reality is Wanker style that's fair um I think

I think there's a lot of amazing options there are and I think roast potatoes takes the cake I mean, like a good roast potato. You know, when you have the knife and it makes like a sound as you like. Crisp to fluff. Yeah. Crisp to fluff is what you need.

Yeah. And I'm still trying to get my potatoes right. My roast tart. I honestly don't think there's a bad one. What just happened? It's just the way you fucking is. I think the camera, I think Bubby Vision like broken. Yeah.

I think Bobby versions come with it. Oh, we got a good chunk of it. But like, potatoes have range, you know? They do. Mashed potatoes like C? No, no, no. Okay, D? No, no.

D then. I had an S-tier mashed potato in Germany, actually. No, you didn't. I did. No. No, no such thing. No. Mashed potato is like a glass ceiling.

No, it's S. It's not fucking S. It's an ass. It's easily. Don't be a fucking dickhead. People agree with me on this. This is an awful opinion of yours. No, this is a shitbag, fucking idiot, stupid, dumbass, fucking stupid.

It's not. Oh, it's so good. But, you get fries, you get roosties, you got. Triple-cooked pub chip. Hash browns are good, like crisps. They're good. But what's the actual question? What's the best?

The absolute best. Or do you know what's fucking good? Dof and what? That is good. They're mad good. I'd put them in like A. Yeah. Cheesy, bit cheesy?

Bit cheesy, grommet. Fucking Nocky. Shit, that is potato, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, nocky's goated. I'd put that in A2. B, A2. baby. No, yeah, I think roast for me.

Yeah, roast. Um, I think chips have to be a good like A? Like chips fries. Chips are ass. Of course that S. All the varieties. Yeah, I guess. From French all the way to Pub. Pub. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, I guess. Um, gonna be going to a pub soon. Yeah. Gonna get baked potato, are you? Bade potatoes fucking D No, they're also us

Shut up You can't just Give all of them ass I think I can Um Apart from Crockettes They can go D

Yeah D for Dush D Duh D for Dush Okay We'll see on the next one Jesus D D D D For Dush

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