JAR Media Posdact - Buck Hank Misses OLD YouTube - JARCast Episode 315

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

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Good afternoon, morning, evening, or night, ladies and gentlemen. Seth MacFerland's here. Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen, this is episode 315 of the Jam Media Podcast. Why? 315, double it 630 Now add 200

6, 7, 830 Now add 30 860 What Nah That number, that's going to be an important episode 860 It's only 3 years for

though? How does that work? That doesn't work. It's like double the time plus more. Triple the time, you fucking idiot. He didn't say triple. No, but it is triple.

It's not triple. It's not triple, you cock. That'll be well over 900. I didn't say triple. He never said... Good afternoon, one evening or night, ladies and

gentlemen good afternoon morning evening on night oh guys we got it we got to start introing it 50 times every episode good afternoon morning evening on night ladies and gentlemen wait let me have a try okay good afternoon good afternoon morning evening on night ladies gentlemen for one gimmick should we just do that

like for two hours just keep introing it yeah basically you could probably make a compilation of that already well yeah there's 315 of them no there's not. No, there's not. The game on, game on only came in a round

150. Game on existed well before we even started the podcast. No, he didn't. Yes, it did. Alex started doing it when he was copying and reviewed at USA. Do you mean, um, spill, Spill podcast?

Hey, good afternoon, morning, evening or night. It started before the, the podcast. But how's that copying? Scooby-dy-bub and butter. Because it's just as fire. Well, I'll give you that. I think it's more fire.

Skibidi-bap-b-d-da-da. Which one's more fire? Because we don't actually have to rely on actual explosions for the dramatic occasion of our intro. No, but we don't have skib-by-bub-and-bada-b. But we don't have an explosion. That's the main thing here, is we don't need an explosion

because we're that full of energy. Your eyes are bloodshot, and you're barely conscious. That's not my thought. You're just a bit of sleep but halfway through last one, right? Yeah, pretty much, but this time I'm full of gin and tonics, fine. I've got energy. Full of a massive quantity

of one gin and tonic. Yeah. Does it need to be any more than one? I'm just saying like full up implies that you're like wibbly wobbly. No. You know, you've had one and like...

Hey, for someone who can like drink a fucking bottle of rum in like basically an evening I've got awful alcohol tolerance. Like one... I beg to differ. No, because it's just like I'm pissed after one.

If I have like one Roman Coke, to be fair, every time I've measured out like a woman Coke at home recently, it's not like a shot. It's like six or seven shots because it's like at least a quarter of a bottle in a shot in like one woman Coke. What? I don't know how you can drink. A quarter of a bottle in one drink. No, like on New Year's when James was pouring his like into a pint glass, it was like half a pint. I don't know it's the thing It's the thing is I was just like I pulled it and I was Alex

Does this look like a shot and it's like A majority of the glass is just fucking one But I mean first of all why are you using a pint glass For a rum and go? Because that's what I do At home I just do like pint one and co It's like making three at once It's sufficient

Well it's efficient if you're like gaming You know but I'm gaming most of time You're like trying to complete the four night basketball Paws in it Yeah Yeah, I guess And I just drink a fair few of those Alright

It's not like a good thing Because alcoholism isn't bad Is bad Yeah Alcoholism is bad And I know the fact that how I am When I drink alcohol is bad Alcoholism isn't bad

It's just British culture No Mm Kind of alcoholism is bad It's not just British culture Alex No think of like American culture

I want to do as well What about What about those lovely yanks And they're No No but their culture on drinking Is just as bad as ours No

No it is though They just have to drink more Lotter we drink Are they're crazy about drinking Irish The Germans Europe is no European They've got funny accents

So you think that makes it okay Yes We have funny accents to everyone that isn't. Well, no, no, we have some funny accents. We haven't got funny accents. Yeah? We, no, none of, none of us.

We're not Somerset. Somerset funny. Somerset is funny. Wiltshire's funny. No, Wilcher's, no, that, but we're Wilcher, but we don't have that. Wiltshire's lovely. Wiltshire is lovely. The accent, I mean.

Well, yeah, it's like proper American. What? Proper American? Yeah. What? What's up, dude? American colonies in America came from this. part of England so that's

why we've got like proper American accents they just dumbed it down I don't have an accent anyway you do your Wilts show no I speak the purest of English well guys before we get too deep into it

do we even shout out the patrons I don't think we have I want to shout out the general media patrons to make the audio versions of the show possible and get their names read out in the first week of every month, like, should be attached to the end of this episode. That's only if you're a dibby tier above, though. Also shout out the JARCive RSS feed, JARMedia Clips channel on YouTube, search that up.

And if you want an episode of the JARCust that where the swears are not filtered, head over to the audio version, if that bothers you for whatever reason. Only a short, tiny, tiny, dinky little housekeeping this week, though. We'd never shrews, we never swear. Um, so I don't understand. That's when I was to edit them out, I know exactly you. Who swears the most? Who swears the most?

Who does swear the most, then? You? By far. Okay. Really? Yeah. No, but why? Do you know why?

In what situation or context am I swearing? In recording the podcast? Because I feel that I swear way too much. And it's like I'm starting to. consciously notice that I need to stop doing it. I personally don't think it's an issue. It's only an issue to YouTube guidelines, especially the C word. That one instantly gets the video fired. Really? Yeah, that's my favorite word. Yeah, it's difficult as British people where it's kind of got less of a punch.

You know what I'm saying? It depends on the person. She's being cute. Leave her a day. She's really scraping into me. could you tell us who who swears more out of you and me um i think it'd be you i think you just ever so slightly because i'm i'm i'm the one who edits it so i'm hyper aware of like stuff i know that's just going to be plucked out liar i'm like the i am the controversial one because there's a lot of things you have to edit out that i have said in previous episode the controversial one Yeah. Not in like the, uh, says bad things, more that I say things that people will think is bad when it's actually good. Like, Cool of Duty Black Ops. I mean, yeah.

Yeah, we got a small housekeeping this episode. I just wanted to one, because we've got plenty to talk about and there's even, they made a whole segment. that I was going to do last week but it didn't kind of work out so I thought I'd save it but as far as the one housekeeping one is concerned Jim and I had a little conversation

at the end of our previous kind of about the vaping problem that's affecting especially like schools Oh, deviated right nut said this Regarding the vaping discussion I think a huge facet to the vaping problem is the vape tricks scene I resisted vaping for a long time

but finally sort it out to fit in I know this is a stupid idea. However, the friends I've made are huge into vaping tricks and they introduce me into that facet of the culture. There's a friendly competition among us, even complete strangers. And at vape trick meetups, I can make two to three new friends just by exchanging a cool new trick we've thought of and we bond over trying to outdo each other. I now have a chronic addiction to vaping that can at least blow some insane shapes and

I've grown the largest collection of genuine friends. them very well and we regularly hang that I could never have grown otherwise Um You're an addict Sort of a pro-as-con situation They're enablers Um

Is vap tricks really a thing? That was like a thing back when Ethan Did his vape video like five years ago I thought the whole I bet you there's a whole subculture Like if you get it into your TikTok algorithm I bet you there's millions I just kind of thought that kind of just died out

Because kind of everyone would Imagine you're like 13 years old You got your TikTok you know, you're probably searching up the odd vape thing, it's going to get in your algorithm. Well, the way I kind of see is like, vape tricks is like

jerk off tricks. It's still an addiction over the way. Yeah, first of all, what is that? What's a jerk off trick? Is that what your TikTok do you? No, but when when I

when, when I say that the only thing that becomes the thing that comes up in mind is that old like you remember the trick that we were told in school where if you just like slap it yeah yeah that's what comes from I don't think that people are doing jerk off tricks but if someone said they were

or more like jerk jerk off tips and tricks type thing yeah but it's like it's still an addiction you know so it's like even if there's something positive to your tricks it's still but do you think yeah do they have

jerk off tip like meetups well surely that's what the gooning subword it is that's what like gooning setup is that's the difference so this this fellow who left this comment saying that like he goes to like

vaping meetups and has formed a friendship group if you know vaping is dumb and you're going to do it to fit in get the zero milligram she was biting it

the cable oh damn it man this goddamn cat he's made a cry he's not a cat into the mix and it's the most distracting thing ever introduced to jar yeah by the zero milligram stuff if you're gonna vape don't vape

no it's too late you're just it's done don't just never vape what so if you get addicted to something that's just you for the rest of you know if it's like part your whole like personality well like he said he started doing it literally to fit in and now he's kind of But that's what I'm saying.

If you're, if you're going to start to fit in, why buy stuff with nicotine? So you can do the sick tricks. Yeah, but you can just vapour with no nicotine. Yeah, you can taste like bubble gum or whatever. It's got all the flavors, but you get zero nicotine ones. Why did you go and buy the nicotine ones? Well, now it's getting so crazy. It's like you can buy vape things without any nicotine products in, but it's just like lavender.

Yeah, that's what Jim just, it's basically just said. yeah but that's always been a part of it because that was the idea of vaping that like you vape start at 20 milligram then go down to like 10 then 7

and you can like mix a 10 and a 7 to make like between the two and then you can have like 6 5 I want 13.5% please it's like a slow withdrawal you're just low yeah you're weaning yourself off of nicotine

m weaning that team yeah with it with nicotine stuff have you ever tried to go cold turkey yes how did you find going to cold turkey pointless what happens to you

um you start attacking strangers um yeah no it's it's just like like to me it always felt like my my field of view shrunk and

got the horse blinders on? Yeah, like I was wearing horse blinders and like time was just going really quick. And everything pissed me off. Because you're like, I need my fix. Yeah, and I couldn't control how angry it made me. And then describe what would happen when you'd have that cigarette. It was like, like imagine being underwater. for like two minutes

with no way out and then suddenly the lid opens and you can take a breath of a breath of air you know it's like intense stress intense stress and then immediate relief not that if you are feeling intensely stressed that a cigarette would do that for you that was caused by the cigarettes

it's just a just an interesting question because I've obviously talked about porn addiction before it's been a consistently reoccurring thing and I'm like six weeks now and it's like interesting to hear how the brain reacts to like nicotine withdrawal and how my brain reacts to porn withdrawals I find that a really fascinating thing

because you never really know until you've experienced it or had someone explain Like what? The insidious thing with cigarettes is that it is Through routine and habit It becomes tied to so many aspects Yeah Of your day

But yeah, that can It's not even just a nicotine thing I think that's just like an addiction thing right Once it becomes a routine then it's like over But fitting Fitting cigarettes into your daily routine Like throughout a day at work unless you're like properly

properly addicted to porn you're not gonna go and have a wank I reckon there are people that do that are that's what I'm saying but people that are like ridiculously addicted like extremely like I've seen people on trains just like

casually watching porn and stuff like yeah but what I'm saying is like the majority of people I don't think do that um I would say say no, but yes, I think with it, you kind of

become more casual in viewing it, so it doesn't become an online bed and wank and watch porn, it's now like a, you're not doing it to wank, you're doing it just to watch it. So that's when it becomes hyper casual, and that's why so many boys follow all of these porn accounts. I think the thing with

porn as well is, like, how like, tied into like, social media it sort of is. Oh, absolutely. And, and like, pop stuff it's all like look at these gorgeous people and then like it makes your brain be like I was thinking about this in terms of like

you know how much money people in LA drop for like whatever the latest surgery is or you know surely like the filters on like all these apps are going to get good enough to the point where you can just take a picture where it looks like you've had all these surgeries and stuff and there's like I mean they're pretty much there

yeah it basically is at that So then it's like, all the, all these, these L.A. worms, these L.A. slugs that are in their early 20s now getting all this stuff done to them. Do you know, do you know the state they're going to be in when they're like in their 40s? Yeah, but then they just get more. Yeah, then they just, they lay out. Then they get, then they get their face gets like, simultaneously more gone, but also more kind of swollen. It's very weird. but apparently

the current thing in that scene is if you don't have diabetes there's a certain type of diabetes medication you can abuse that has the side effect of you lose weight like crazy so apparently that's what like the Kardashians and a bunch of

the people on that scene are doing so God knows like what side effects that will bring on down the line it's a yeah man that's like a whole different subject though there's like a it's like I don't even know where to stand on that

and like plastic surgery and whatnot because in my mind it's a case of like if you if you are unhappy with like an aspect of yourself there's obviously nothing wrong with getting any surgery but in my mind it's like once you do it once you're going to constantly

look for imperfections in yourself yeah and then you're going to constantly you try to perfect that and it's like a downward spiral. But obviously I don't know where the psychology of that is. I don't know if that's a controversial take or not. No. I feel like vanity surgery. Like, what are the goods that come from it apart from like your own internal validation,

I guess? External validation? I guess some people like it. I always think of that Louis Theroux where the woman is having trouble with her guy and then she goes and gets a boob job and then goes meets the guy and he's like oh wow i really like you again i like you again yeah yeah i don't know i feel like i'd want to kill myself in minecraft after like one week of like living or existing in l.a or one of these type places you know kill yourself in minecraft

is that like a way to get around being flagged Yeah genuinely You know I'm just going to Jump out of that battle bus And yeah Yeah

When she jumps from the battle So There's something You know every now and again We kind of collate some statistics Right Right And kind of break them down

And have a little Just a little talk A little go through right um i haven't done this one before though it's the okay it's kind of random statistics i plucked from the jar youtube right um to see what did i get i got like geography viewer age we've had geography before yeah yeah but that was always podcast numbers off like pub bean okay this is youtube um okay and the other one was like the breakdown of the most viewed videos um so let's do Let's do geography.

Okay. I'm going to say it's the exact same as the audio version. The most, it's going to be Germany, New Zealand, Australia, America. That's the UK. They're going to be the major ones. There's no way it's going to, there's not going to be any major countries that aren't just the normal ones you'd expect. I don't know. The order and the percentage is kind of what's more interesting to me.

I'm going to say like 40% UK. um it's actually 27.3% is that it is UK um 27.3% UK 38% United States wow that's interesting those are the two biggest percentage uh groupings because the next number three is Australia yeah 5.7% 5.7 is a lot less than 27. for UK following that is Canada 4.5% and dropping again 1.8% Ireland drawing with Sweden also at 1.8% then Germany 1.7% Netherlands 1.2% and the final 1% is New Zealand. How is there more just like one guy in every country? How's there more Dutch than New Zealanders?

I've only been aware of one fucking Dutch jar watcher. Surely, um... Surely the population's slightly bigger. Of what? Compared to New Zealand. Yeah, New Zealand's a little baby country. There's like three people there, right? Yeah, maybe four now.

Although shout-outs to Brazil Brazil and Mexico hovering about 0.6% each Hell yeah India, don't go to him India as well 0.4% Indonesia

0.3 I'm always shocked when I see France that also 0.3 I feel like if anyone's going to hate us it's going to be them No I don't I think the French I imagine some of the most passionate jar fans are French. My goal for the end of the year is to have a zero percent

French audience. Don't. They make some good food. They invented good food. They make good food. Well, a bit of the generalisation there, James. Bit racist. It's also, it collects the average view duration

so you can see which countries have the worst attention span. The lowest by far is India. Three minutes 59, average view duration compared to if we take Australia, which is 16 minutes 31. That's still, that's still atrocious. That's like actual dog shit. No, it's not. For average view duration.

It's pretty high. Yeah. Who watches a video for 16 minutes and then stops watching? Well, clearly most people. Um, yeah, there's Philippines. 8 minutes damn I mean when you think

most YouTube videos are about 10 minutes 60 minutes is pretty good I'm going to be real well done Australia well done for 8 minutes Indonesia it is funny how it breaks down though

because like watch time is different to views like the there's more of a percentage of watch time in the UK than America like the difference is greater like there's only a 1% difference in watch time in the US but there's

3, 4% in the UK Hmm It gets to like numbers where it's just like I can't even really break this down Like you can't comprehend it Yeah As far as the hours that are actually been watched yeah wacky if you had to guess viewer ages then

10 um it's broken down into 13 17 18 to 24 25 to 34 35 to 44 45 to 54 55 to 64 55 to 65 to 64 I swear we've done this already 6 no again it was all the it's going to be the same though it's going to be the same stuff across the board I don't think there's a much broader um

collection of data here I would assume I do you think the majority is the 18 to 24 that's 44.8% I always question the reliability of these though

yeah but then what would be someone's motivation to lie about the race just to watch watch content that's age restricted Yeah, I guess But in saying that The 13 to 17

Is only 7.5% They're just lying Yeah, the greatest being 18 to 24, 44, 44.8% 25 to 34, 32%. But the thing with statistics like that is You just never know There's going to be bullshit there

Yeah But this is like Thousands and thousands of people though You've got to factor in the bullshit So 35 to 44 drops off to only 8%. Then 45 to 54 is 5%.

55 to 64, 0.8%. But then weirdly 65 and up is 1.9%. Yeah, that's the complete lies. Complete lies? Well, not necessarily. How do you know? I'm not, I'm just thinking like a few percentages

here and there, you know? I feel like the majority of people tell the truth. Nah. You don't tell the truth online. My YouTube account and stuff has my actual age.

That's because you had to, boy. No. Okay, gender then. Mel, if you had to guess. 85% male Oh very close James what's your guess

87% male Slightly low It's 83.6% male To 16.4% female I'll tell that Yeah Honestly that was better than I was expected Yeah yeah

Because I was like Wishful thinking it you know But I mean Why would you wish for thinking it? Well, you know, equal rights and everything. Equal rights, equal likes on YouTube. No.

Yeah. Well, you just hope to not alienate anyone by just like, in making content. But we are three dudes talking about, you know, like kind of dudish things, you know? We don't talk about dudish things.

Yes, we do. No, we don't. We talk about the air lids. We talk about gorillas. No, we talk about some stupid shit. Yeah, shit. Because men, male podcasts. You talked about Puss and Boots last episode.

Yeah, which male podcast is talking about Pussing Boots. Well, one of the guys is hard. Literally, all of them. Yeah, but every Joe Rogan. Why are you such a hater, dude? Yeah, you're really. A hater ass. No, but, like, being a male podcaster is a red flag for a reason.

Because they're dude bros who talk about dude. But when you say made of that is a red flag for a reason it's like well I mean ex person is going to think wearing converse is a red flag No no no it's literally

It's a universal thing Everyone knows a podcast or is a red flag What if what if What if a man is a guest On a woman's podcast And they That's no I'm saying being a male podcast That having a own podcast is a red flag

That is no it is a red flag it is a wed flag well explain I don't need to explain okay question everything learn nothing I ain't got to explain shit

you're not questioning anything though you're just I'm making statements about everything and not answering them yeah you're you're you're just screaming and hoping to

make me scream back and it's working there you go no but generally speaking it is a wed flag why Do you think I understand dating enough? No, no, no, no.

Do you think I understand TikTok or not TikTok? Dating enough to know why it's considered a red flag? No, no, but it is. But listen, but listen, listen, right? Red flags aren't universal. But I think some of them are. They're not. Like hating women, probably a bit of red flag.

What if, what if? I don't know what I'm, man. exactly that's a red flag and pretty much everyone can agree on that well I mean but what do you mean like being a murderer no is this the question here are we trying to explain why red flags are red flags is that what we're going down I guess I mean well well that's like you're just trying to you're making it so stupid there as a way to win in that no like why is a murder is a red flag because they're fucking murderer but like no but even but some people get like like mad attracted to

no yeah that yeah I'm pretty sure that's a mental illness yeah I don't think that's like a normal thing yeah but it doesn't but that means to that person it's not a red flag

it's the opposite it's a green flag that's not that's outside of the goal post that's not what I'm looking for in a man ain't no goal post been shifted bro

in fact it just red flags are like obvious things that are a red flag that are bad that are things you're going to have to look out for and if you're dating or in the dating world and someone is a

misogynist or likes Andrew Tate they are red flags Andrew Tate is a red flag so you have three red flags I have truthfully I probably have two red flags car guys

car car anyone who's a car boy is that is that I I'd agree with you to an extent about the podcast the one yes being a car guy No, but I think it is Because the whole thing with car guys Is that They

They care about their like whole car And that whole thing more than their partner Which is a red flag So interests on the one level way But it's also like the whole Car guys love misogynistic memes I've seen it million times Oh my wife just crashed my car

Oh is she hurt Oh she isn't because she's locked in the bathroom That's inciting violence against women That's like one of the oldest memes going in the car community i see it pop off every day and it's just like what community doesn't have that shit going on though no but cars eyes even more like i see less such like a big i see less like misogyny in war hammer than i do cars you saying that like then it's like playing video games not a that's like a bigger red flag i don't think it's but i don't think it's

no no no that no that that will be i know add to that add to that no add to that no add to that no add to that no that cod and FIFA word flag that's that's an actual red flag we all know that that's like all every young man yeah but these are the same people who like Andrew Day so it's like you know you're you're you're creating you can instantly tell these type of people when they only play cards and this is what I'm like and then like the memes become reality yeah so you can make them you can make a meme about anyone anything yeah and made them look bad because And you're always going to be able to find examples. And all those ones that you see, like, trending are always just that.

But then with red flags, there's also icks. Ix don't exist. There's no such thing as an ick. Like, what's an ick? An ick is, like, a more personal red flag. Yeah. Billy! Man, she's being fucking annoying, dude.

Like, people are probably going to hate me for my opinions on red flags. but like everyone knows red flags everyone who ever goes into the dating scene is aware of the red flags I think I was just kind of confusing

red flags with Ix no Ix are like personal it's just like yeah ick is like that's a bit off putting where a red flag is like

okay when he drinks he like glugs yeah that's a red flag the Skyroom drinker that's a bit of an it that's not a red flag

that's an ick that's not a red flag is a red flag is like no but if someone thinks that's a wed flag, they're a wed flag. Like if someone confuses icks and actually sees an ick as a wed flag to them, they're the wed flag.

I think trying to identify any of this shit is... A wed flag? If that's how you see every single thing. No, but I think when you go into dating, you need to be aware of wed flags. It's like you need to know what is like a... Yeah Maybe not And obviously

Andrew Tate is one of them If this guy Doesn't hate Andrew Tate Pretty much a red flag I don't know how we got onto Andrew Tate There was one more Any opportunity to talk about that whole man I will take it

I hope he dies in prison With questions to do with him Really? Mm-hmm That I say from last one But I wanted to finish The statistics here Did you know

That the worst movie review on YouTube video Has 6.5% of all of Jars views On that one video How many views does it have at this point? Like 1.1? 1.152 Damn That's crazy

Yeah, lightning in a bottle Mm-hmm You know, right place, right time Up there is what, the Shane Dawson the worst Shane Dawson documentary it's 1.4% wow but yeah

is angry Joe as good of this shit as they say 1.1% what is she doing what the fuck is wrong with her nah come on you're being really goddamn annoying she is just like

oh the cast has been recorded so I can do everything to like kind of disrupt it stop with the asshole shit it's so fucking weird okay yeah man any uh surprising stats in there for you no no like we all knew what the the most viewed video was the angry joe one kind of surprises me really it's nearly at 200,000 yeah i love angry joe like he just like he knows who he is you know he's like the

a true like time traveler you know you know like Bioshock Infinite the constants and variables yeah he's a constant man

I think he's a variable if you had to guess how many views the very first episode of the JARCust probably like 60 70 if he had to guess what would you give it 120K it's actually 181

yeah baby yeah because that we we started off strong with that name and thumbnails smosh haters yeah yeah what's the one there's another one like accidental face reveal child class episode 14 that's like 109000 what's the one where it's Anthony Padilla like crying smosh hates us oh that smosh loves us isn't it yeah smosh loves us right huh there've been a few smosh ones Should we get Anthony Padilla on the course? No. Yeah.

Let's talk to him about red flags. Yeah, he actually, he'll know well. Can someone explain? He's got like a Leon Kennedy haircut now. Red flag? No, that's the opposite. Yeah, Leon Kennedy rocks. Hey, I'm Leon.

Where's my pizza? Where's my pizza? Billy, I was already getting so warm. Billy off Billy just like a chubby hot water bottle We will see you after this poo message No, this good message and then a poo message I'm gonna pea message Jarmony a posh message

I'mmaidhast my beer beer There's a lot of things that people are into that I find Okay, go. Um, shoot. But there's no, I can't relate to the foot one. I can't. I can't entirely relate to it because I, first of all, I've never had a toe in my mouth. And secondly, my toes not be in your nose is.

But I feel like I can know that it's something I don't like and I'm not interested in without having a telemower. Yeah, but you don't have to be. Someone is there. No, no, explain all the other ones. What other ones don't you get? Uh, poo. Okay, yeah, I, no, no, poo is like, that's a different thing

because it's like poeces. Yeah, that's like actual poo. Like, being like, like, dirty underwear, shit like that. People see that from, like, the pervy view of, like, it's been worn, so therefore it's like, Yeah, which is gross to me. It is gross. It's like you got pooey stain underwear.

Why would you want that? Well, yeah, this shit stain's really getting me off tonight. I guess that's related to the poo, poo, poo interest. I don't know, man. Don't like it. You don't have to like it. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, stop. I'll let you know.

Sit down first. You need to actually be on the mic. Mommy, mommy, mum and ms. Mummy, mommy listens to Eminem. James is talking about his foot fetish. Okay, let me explain this, Jamie. Okay, you're back. Just acknowledged, so Jamie's back here.

He's going to get another second opinion on this. So I just said to Alex about my feet. Where the fuck is my sock gone? About my feet? Yeah. And that basically a lot of people have complimented me. complimented me on the suppleness of my feet four people five four people have talked about my feet okay and I was saying to Alex that if someone wants to suck on my toe I'd be fine with it

and Alex is saying that someone's sucking on my toe is worse than argi-a-licking Alexes that's the debate yes and Because someone consensually sucking on my toe is fine. A dog licking your feet and your toes is not. It's not like I'm smearing it with peanut butter like to get him to do it. No, but just... I'm sat there just mind of my own business. No, but it comes on over and he's like,

well, I'll have a little bit of that salt. No, but you let him do it is the thing. You... Well, I've tried to stop him, but he just always comes back for more. Alex, if you weren't like... If you didn't find him licking your toes nice, you would have been, he wouldn't have done it again because you'd have told him off so severely.

You're supposed to stop raiding to make him stop. You let it, you let him do it, like a cat, constantly. You never, like, had an issue with it. It's funny, he's an issue with it. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. He's like one of those little fish that choose a little dead skin. But why? He's not, though.

He's a dog. Yeah. What's wrong with that? But how is that better than a human sucking on your toe? Because then the human is like, that's like a sexual fetish thing getting involved. When it's a dog, it's like

funny and innocent. Do you see where I'm coming from here? I see both perspectives now that you've said that. But what's wrong with letting someone sexually get off on sucking your toes? I don't know. Personally, I wouldn't like that.

No, you don't have to, but that's not a bad thing. There's no actual problem of someone enjoying that with someone. Yeah, but if I don't like it, then it is a problem. problem. If that's your dynamic in your relationship, whatever, go for it. But I'm saying... No, but a dog.

I think it's... A dog. A dog. But the fact you're even equating them, you know? There's nothing sexual about it to me. No, but why did you let him do it so much? Because he's fucking addicted to it, bro. No, no, no, no.

I agree with James that it's horrible. It's... I hated every instance. Every time you do it, I was... It's not because he, like, nibbles all the dead skin off, like... No, when his time. would like slip between your toes and he'd really get in there and get like a toe jam yeah I have videos of it happening and it is the most repulsive thing ever

I just lie there looking at my Instagram and it's oh he's been at it for like 50 minutes the thing is if he did that to me I'd be so tickled I'm not ticklish there's the thing are you ticklish anywhere only like two inches up my asshole. I just think it's absolutely insane that you think a dog licking your feet is more normal than a human. Yeah, I do.

That's actually insane. Then you've got to like, once that act is over, then you've got to have like a face-to-face conversation with that human who just had your disgusting, filthy toe jam in your fucking mouth. When it's argue, it's like, Okay, so funny, okay, no, put it that way, so is eating ass the same? Um, no. As far as what? I don't let argue eat my ass.

That's not the actual question, boy. Like, if someone were to eat your ass, would you, would you get that same thing when once the deed is done? Yes. I just think you've just, you're just too sheltered. well you gotta have a dog in my ass all that's like that's not what I'm saying at all it's like someone wanting to suck my toes is like so nothing it's like but that's fine if it doesn't bother you yeah yeah but but a dog no but a dog sucking your and licking your toes didn't bother you so by how's a human worth because that's a sexual thing you're

changing it but what's wrong with that I'm not saying anything wrong with it. I'm saying that if, okay imagine this, right? I'm sat right here in this chair and Argy's licking my foot. I would be... Now switch up the image. There's a woman down there sucking on my foot. No, that's different because why... It's different.

No, it is different. It is different. It is different. Because I didn't want to see Argi lick your toes ever and you were aware of that. And you were aware of that. But you did, you never stopped it. You wouldn't be extra weirded out. I'm not calling, nobody's coming here to suck my toes in front of you.

But we, we were forced to watch, Argi, lick your toes in front of us. Which would you find weirder? If a girl came here. Both of them would be equally weird. Why do I need to see anyone to lick your toes? It's not equally weird. It's not equally weird. No, but you know that it was disgusting to watch, and I didn't want to watch it.

You didn't watch it. I never denied that. But you guys are debating very different things. Yeah, that's what I'm stuck on right now. No, but why would you do anything sexual like that in the audience of others? That's like your private life. Because it would never be a sexual. It's not sexual to me.

That's what I've been saying the whole time. You're the one that keeps saying it's sexual. But the people who enjoy it have sexual fomit, so you can't take that away. Because the only people are going to like... I'm not one of those people. I know. Listen, in context, the only time anyone's going to want to suck your toes is sexually. And nobody's going to be around.

So it's the soul. No, bro, very, very. Honestly, God. He didn't suck. He just... Jarlings, jarlings, you have to weigh me on this. There's been footage over cast of arguing licking. Alex's feet. Can you, can you like put some sense here that a dog

licking someone's feet is like not better or worse than someone getting off on sucking someone's feet? Like they're not, there's no difference in them. You would be more uncomfortable if there was a woman there sucking my feet while I was just like ignoring it like not even penitent, compared to if it was ugly. That is much scarier. Yeah, because that would be a violation of me because then I'm witnessing your kink play when I don't want to you're forcing that on me. That's exactly what I've been saying.

No, but how many times is anyone sucking toes and forcing everyone else to watch it? That doesn't happen. So clearly you were getting something from it. You were getting enjoyment from it. I thought you wouldn't have let it happen. Like you say your feet are soft after he was done one of those little business.

They were slimy, dude. They weren't soft, they were slimy. No, he got all the like They stank, bro, bro. Have you smelled a dog's like mouth. Dog mouth stink, so why are you letting that lick your foot? It's like all infections.

So many fungi. Like someone's going to have to weigh in on this because I think you're actually insane. I don't even understand the debate. Yeah. The debate here is a dog licking your toes

grosser than a human. Yes. Yes. Right. I think they're equal. At the end of day, something's sucking your toes so why is it any different wait so you're fine with the argue toe sucking no i'm not i don't want to see it i don't want to see that as long as

alex does it when we don't see it well yeah because then i've not got to watch it but it's the same thing as if if anyone walked in and started sucking on alex's toes i'd have a problem of it hmm okay i kind of understand that no the thing the problem here is i had to watch argue lick your toes over the case of months i think totally honestly i'm more leaning towards James and I would sooner let a romantic interest of mine suckle on my toes than argue really

but that's because you hate argue though to be fit the one that that has nothing that does have something to do with it because you hate argue as well okay Ryan Reynolds sucking on your toes then well I'd be fine with that he'd probably be paying mad cash to do that as well Quinton Tantino message me I've got some really supple feet you can suck

mm hmm No, you've got weighing on this Because this is just insane to me Yeah, I don't even know What we're even talking about, to be honest Yeah, I'm not sure either I don't want to make it clear I might be defending

I might be on the side of the foot fetish It's here, but I haven't got a foot fetish I want to make that clear I don't If someone's just stuck my toes, they can If anyone in this room has a foot fetish It is you No, no

Mm-hmm, no No If I had to put money down Yeah Yeah Especially after this little discussion Yeah Yeah

Jesus, dude How thirsty I haven't got a foot fetish Okay Okay Not yet anyway Not yet I'll get my little

Pig Trotters out and see how you feel I've not even seen your feet So I would never know I've not seen my feet in month I've seen my feet and they're fucking huge. Oh, yeah, baby! Don't. Don't. Don't. Don't, I have a sensitive feet. You know what, guys?

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Why would you be the tax evader? You've got something to tell us right now. Yeah. Am I? Call of Duty black up. Buck, Hank, Hot Rod Silver and Dude McFresh. What do you think of that one? Which one am I? Your Hot Rod Silver.

Yeah, that's the coolest one. Dude McFresh is pretty, pretty fitting. Nah. Who's Dubb McFresh? Me. Buck Hank, though. Buck Hank is cool. What do you think of?

Buck Hank, James? Yeah. You like? Yeah. Right. I could imagine the Hovercraft driving ass Buck Hank. No, I'm the Everglades one. James would be as well, right?

No, he's the... There's no way a Moonsigner doesn't have a HotWod. It's literally the start of NASCAR. Not Hot Rod, a thingy, a hover thing. A hovercraft. No, no, that's you. That's you. Yeah, that's what I said.

It needs to be a vehicle that could have a muscle car. Yeah, but my name is hot rod. Yeah, it doesn't mean you're hot. It needs to be something that can run on ethanol. Yeah, anything in America can. So perfect then. You have a swig and then you give you a car a swig. Have you not seen Mad Max?

No, I haven't actually. They're pouring ethanol into the intake. I thought it was fuel. Yeah, ethanol. ethanol was fuel. Well, I mean, I thought it was fuel. Not that there's ethanol. Fuel?

Yeah, heffinil. It's actually disgusting to me that America has ethanol. And we don't. What do you mean? We have ethanol is like artificially, it's artificial petrol. Yet, the UK doesn't sell any ethanol. Ethanol is... Like E-35.

They call it E-Thon-the-Streets. It's like a mixture of oil. It's not... It's not ethanol. Wait, what are you saying, though? Is ethanol a good thing or a bad thing? It's a good thing if you want to go really fucking fast. Ethanol is, um, is, like, alcohol with one carbon, right?

Yeah, that's how I always understood it. Well, because you'd have methanol, ethanol, uh, like pentanol, that would be like five carbons. So all... No, what? Nah, whatever, bro. No, which is ethanol? Is that two carbons? I can't remember.

I don't know. Just you put it in cars and it goes like, oh, well, you should know. Ewing, man, max, it was ethanol, but I don't know how much carbons in it. Do you think I'm a physicist? You guys are making me want to take some methadhenol right now. Okay, chemist. I'm not a chemist. Methanol.

Methanol. Well, I assume methamphetamine an all. Meth-eth Prop-pro-nol would be three Prop No, maybe methanol's four Gary's mod prop-hunt What's one then?

Is there one with one? Yeah Acetone No, you cock It's all old They're all alcohol Acetonal Yeah, acolol Ollol

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Vow Hoodied says this I've been keeping up with Alex's noodle arc He's a noodle consumer and we love that God can that boy suck Question on these toes What is Alex's and the boy's favourite noodle flavors Any recommendations

I've been tainted by Bombay bad boys And I need something real Thank you please I need this Ask Alex, don't ask us Um It's really the chili you're looking for spicy if spicy's in the name

beauties four if beauty's in the name you're probably set no butanol that's four methanol is one or two oh what that's the chemical composition of noodle um

shut the fuck up nudanol Um, come on guys What noodles do you like? Best noodle flavour I'm gonna be honest I don't really eat noodles Gonna have to go with super noodle bacon

Oh Super noodle bacon is actually pretty fucking good No Super noodles No it does, it does No, it's horrible Shut up You ate super noodles

every day for like two years. Yeah. Wee. I fucking love noodles. I made a really good batch today. I'm limiting myself to one noodle a week. I'm not interrogating you. They haven't just making me clear.

Did you hear me? No. Too busy to talk about will shit. I'm limited myself to one noodle a week, which is very real to me. Okay. thought you totally cut them out though well no like you said

with addiction if you try and go cold turkey it's not going to work you for you turkey you can't do cold turkey like I did fucking noodles well I find it really hard no no that's where you're emotionally dependent not chemically

dependent no it is there is a motion's not there's not yes but you know what I mean the dopamine I get happiness methanol sadness butanol comedy Alex isn't addicted in the mind to his noodles

he just likes eating them No I am addicted You're glutton you're not addicted No I am addicted You can go You can go cold turkey on noodles at any time You just choose

Yes you can What does watching the whale have to do With being addicted to noodles Because it's a movie about addiction He's addicted to food More importantly, why are you playing Destiny again? Because I'm addicted. Yeah, speaking of being a whale, you know, you know?

No, no, I'm not, I'm not, bro. I didn't even buy the best edition. I'm a whale. I'm a whale from Modern Warfare, too. You shouldn't be, even I'm not anymore. I am. I am so far at that duperid loop. Play one game with me, you'll see.

I played a match on that, the only good map. The only good map that you'd get consistent fun on, It was like, man, this shit ain't doing it. How well, what, what, what was your KD? I was doing the best on the team. What was your KD? Like, fucking 12 to 11. Yeah, bad game.

And it's just like, I tried the next game. If I don't have a 2KD, it was a bad game. Yeah, no, it is. But, but if I'm not getting dopamine from the kills, then the dopamine is not there. If you play a game, that's good then, I'd be. No, I don't play gaming. What, you play destiny with, with, I'm not the one here saying about no game can give me dopamine. I said I'm out of the dopamine loop, so which means dopamine games, like hard, aren't giving me dopamine.

Don't look at me like that dope boy. What's ethamine? Oh, it's a resource in Destiny 2. Yeah, the resources in Destiny 2. Methanol, Propanol, butanol, crackle, ethyl. you mean butane that's a different thing butte is for ain

butane it'll be like f-a-ane but-s-foyne methane butane what do you mean but is fior ain ain that's

beauty is four ain yeah no that's what I'm saying butte means four I think I think it means butte like you know

you're beautiful beautiful four anus you know I think Alex likes ass really always have always will yeah like what

what comment is that there are very few people on the planet that don't true not true some people like feet yeah but likelihood is they also like bottom

the bottom burr pepper sod bottom burr can you ask a question please I'm right because I'm just focusing with beauts f meth fucking

you specifically chose a question that was dedicated to your own addiction like we don't give a shit about noodles I thought perhaps you guys would ask more noodle questions

or advice but I'm wrong you are my eyes hurt okay then if you want a good question granular fart says do you think it would feel good to fart out sand no well no farting out sand can't be done in my opinion if you're fart engage no no i am answering it in the most technologically advanced way that well as a science podcast if I was

farting out butanol no what's the composition of sand can I speak can you let me speak can you let me speak

glass glass glass and all um no because to me right if you're farting and any solid is coming out

it's not fart it's a shit that's entering poo Okay, pooing out sand then. Pooing out sand? Um, no, I think it would be uncomfortable. Yeah. Like, there's sand.

There's loads of little hard things. That's what poo is already. What sort of poos are you doing? I puke out sand quite a lot. Oh shit. Do you sit like a fucking, one and a half year old on the beach. It's just eating sand.

Pretty much. Don't do that noise. Right, guys. Nice. T-fling our fire says, Hello, Jar. I've been listening for a year. Absolutely bonkers. Thanks for the silliness.

Along with the hours of discussion about games that I do not play. I love the addition of Billy to the cast. He is an epic cat. I was wondering, what on your thoughts on exotic pets?

And I don't mean hamsters or gerbils or whatever. I mean like snakes, tarantulas, scorpions, lizards, etc. Have you ever had slash wood you ever consider having an exotic pet? No. Personally, I currently have four tarantulas, a couple Madagascan, hissing cockroaches, some stick insects and a blue death feigning beetle.

I found that it's honestly really rewarding and fun and especially with the tarantulas you see them grow in a really obvious and concrete way. They periodically malt their exoskeleton and get bigger in the process. Anyway, thanks for the silly laughs, lovelies, mighties forever and always. They really went in with the emojis on that one.

Big, big thumbs up from this, darling. Okay. You know what? I just went through a, like a, this question made me go through a mini, like, epiphany. Hmm. Um, because I was thinking, no, no, no, can't be doing these things. Can't be keeping these pets. Like, they're meant to be free and, like, have their own space and stuff.

And then I'm like, wait a minute, I got a fish. Oh. I've got a liquid creature in a tank full of liquid. Hmm. Like, in, like, where I want it. But guess what? that little fishy friend of yours he doesn't have to hunt for shit it doesn't have to i don't think those fish were gonna be hunting but like like he doesn't have to do anything he

just like oh the gods are showering me with gifts no i've thought about this because like when i turn the light on he's like it's time yeah it's like the heavens have opened up what's coming And like, and then if you go near the, like, put your face to the tank, he, like, swims to the tank and he's, like, looking at you. What the fuck? And he's like, you give me food god? It's really weird. Like, having that amount of power over such, like, a stupid thing. Yeah.

Give me my flakes. Yeah. Give me my flakes. Yeah. And then you give him, like, two flakes. And he's like, yeah. I remember that for the next time you turn the light on. Yeah.

I'll have me flakes. that boy does not miss out on a flake day he finds everyone get what but going back to the question what do you mean what do you mean they don't have to hunt what does that what's that got to imagine what is it a goldfish yeah a goldfish in the wild think about this there are frogs there are other things that eat fish other fish yeah competitors diseases but that's also the disasters That's also the environment they exist in, so we shouldn't take them from that environment. Well, yeah.

Yeah. James kind of has a point there where it's like, like, imagine if you were just, like, taken and put into like a, just like a blank environment. It's like, well, you have everything you need with no danger and you never have to do anything. That sounds like my heaven. No, it doesn't. Not if it was by myself. If it was more like. That character from Blade Runner.

which one the one who's isolated and lives in a bubble with everything no you didn't want you don't want to be her which oh her no i don't want to be her exactly that's that's the fish but i'm saying picture this though imagine like an orangutan enclosure like there's like whole family they get their food delivered like but they're living maybe not in isolation because we're social creatures so we need some kind of interaction come if we're just checked off the little Okay, so if like just you and four random people are thrown into this blank space

and it's like, yeah, you get everything you need. Not every, not, yeah, everything you need, but nothing you want. Yeah, you're not going to have any aspirations and you're going to want to kill yourself in my car. Yeah, there's like no no, no, but think, but like

people in prison. That's basically what they're doing. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, And no, you're completely fucking wrong, though, actually. You're fucking wrong. Because it's an obvious fact now that the way we deal with the prison system is completely is disgusting. The way the North of Europe deal of it is significantly better, and that's not the way

they deal of it. What are you on about? The whole thing about putting people in basically cells and having all of the your necessities, not you want, and you're saying that's an ideal, and you're saying that's prison. Norway, whatever, Sweden, whatever, they don't do. that when it comes to prisons and that's clearly the better way that's the better way to deal with prisons so why are you using our prisons you get like an apartment

nice they rehabilitate you so why are using the prisons here's an example of this whole thing this whole bold idea of yours comparing the concept of being alone no i feel this weird changing the subject i don't i think exotic animal shouldn't be owned I think it depends on the animal. What? Snakes? Yeah, I don't think... I like snakes a lot, but I wouldn't own one.

Because they're not... They're not breadful cage. Yeah. But what is? Until we make it. No, but I don't think we should make it. Yeah, but you just turn it into a different thing. No, but even like fish, it's a little bit fucked up.

What? Why? Is your fish tank really big enough for him? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah, based on... on like the the parameters

you know I mean ideally I want to get a bigger tank and more fish the reason I only have one fish is because it's a 25 litre tank I think

and you're supposed to have like one fish per 20 litres mm and I've got one fish per 25 it's something like that I just I'm no fish expert

but I think the way we deal with fish especially is a little bit fucked up because obviously fish is like oh it's a little kid's first animal they all just gonna fucking be killed and obviously we've talked about this before about start of pets when we were talked to hamsters but that's kind of like how fish are viewed

and it is gross like I walked into pets at home and it's like in the cage I was clearly like some of the fish were like fucked up I couldn't move swimming in circles and it's like, yeah, that's going to die. Then the rest of all the fish in that cage is also going to die. Yeah, so nobody gives a shit about fish.

But my fish is like a year and a half old. Yeah, your fish is healthy, but it's obviously the way people view fish especially is like super... Yeah. I don't think we should view any, like, animal as a starter animal. I know, and that's what we're talking about in the hamster discussion. Yeah, but, yeah, with the exotic animals, it's tricky because, like... Well, like, personally, I find it hard to get upset about what sticking sex... a blue death feigning beetle cockroaches

like stuff like that doesn't really well yeah it's like what what do they feel and what's their lifespan how much space do they need if like a tarantula what does it feel hmm you know

would it feel lonely it's more I just think about like size and space and requirements of the animal yeah but also that the idea the idea of having a tarantula and then like accidentally

leaving the lid open and then it just like leaves and then I've got a tarantula somewhere in the house that's like the most terrifying idea so that you would never own a tarantula I would never own a tarantula I find the majority of insects

quite scary when they get to a certain size no I wouldn't want to own like tiny little bugs I wouldn't want to own a snake because I don't know, I just want like a space this big like full of trees and loads of plants and stuff for it to be happy and then you just chuck like five rats in there

and be going on our front. My old thing is just like maintenance like I can't be else with this stuff like a dog and a cat is enough. Yeah and they work as well because you're like directly interacting with them. You know it's not like put it in a thing

obviously with a fish it's like it's a water creature and it's sort of in your space but you do get there is something about a nice fish tank that there really it's really calming yeah yeah there's like that low buzz of like filter um one and one really annoying thing though that my my fish does because it's in my bedroom at night he like moves the pebbles the bottom oh yeah He's filtering through them, probably.

Yeah, he's like digging around in him. You can hear it. Yeah, I'll be like just, I'll be just about to drift off. Then it would just be like a slight rustle of gravel. It's like, come on. Come on, fish. Maybe you just need some flakes, you know? Well, that's what he's looking for.

There's probably like one flake that's drifted down like two layers of gravel. He's like, I'm getting this flake. So, did you want to do this? tape section or don't want me to save it save it we'll do just some other ones then from the question thread to round this off then okay bay blading says are the boys excited

for the Eldon Ring DLC announcement I know James is baby yeah I think what are they gonna do I think it's gonna be awesome I think

mechler is the person riding the horse in, you know, Meckler. I think Meckler is the one on the horse. What horse? Is there like a trailer, or is it just like... No, the image. The image is like that field with the tree.

And then there's Torrent, your horse, with a person sat on it. And I think that is a significant character that loads of people were like... So out of all like the... The demigods in the game. There's one that we like seen nothing of and there have been a lot of connections made How do you think mechanically they implement it though? Is it like a whole new area to the map added or is it like

Yeah, yeah Yeah and probably areas or something Yeah, probably like one dungeon sort of castle thing and and maybe two maps is a lot to expect like two areas um but like how do you define an area yeah in that game now how like how far are they committing to this like what's the scope of it you know yeah and like how will you navigate to it from the current map and stuff you need like a save there's like a certain point do you yeah there's a lot of questions there um but going off of how they've done d or c in the past

it should be like the best part of the game and that's that that's the crazy bit to me there's like there are parts of alden ring that are literally perfect and they they wouldn't make d or see if they didn't have a good idea for it exactly yeah but yeah I hope they just go in. Hmm. Revert to monkey, as this to say. On the topic of school kids vaping, in the United States,

we've now got the problem of kids vaping weed at a young age. There's an evanescent odor when they blow out a cloud, but beyond that, it's also undetectable. Another big contributor in the States is Delta 8 weed, which is almost exactly the same as normal weed, but federally legal, meaning you can order it in the mail in many states like Jim said

with the disposable nicotine vapes the concentration of THC is super high in these cartridges while weed is not as addicting the same as nicotine it can become addicting especially if vaped in high concentration you can order ounces on ounces

of the highly concentrated distillate online cheaply yeah that's also it's a similar kind of concern isn't it you're just damaging yourself in a different way yeah if you're what 12 years old and you're on this stuff it's gonna your brain's developing like it's gonna affect yeah the thing is like these kind of tests have never been done because it would be immensely immoral to do them in the first place you know like

the effects of of weed on developing minds or whatever um when it's illegal in so many places it's hard to like yeah yeah but also then it being legal even giving it to like like taking a 10 year old and being like smoke this until you're 21 yeah yeah um but yeah that's that's that's pretty messed up because that's already a meme isn't it where like boomers um who were like smoking in the 70s or whatever like they think whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever available now is like crazy strong in comparison. So then taking that to the next level

where it's like these vapor cartridges where like you can't even really measure like what you're even ingesting. Yeah. Yeah, especially when you can just order shit online. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Scary. Yeah, I don't know what you meant to do about it though. Yeah It doesn't sound nice either Like vaping a massive dose of THC Yeah

I'm just picturing like yeah You're 13 years old You sneak into the bathroom Have your little THC vape Surely that's just like a horrifying Yeah That was stressed me

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