JAR Media Posdact - bULK bOUGHT bOODY

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 09:06 Housekeeping 14:36 KSI's Epic New Song 18:55 The Climb House 21:40 Choc Ice Patent 23:12 Bulk Bought Boody 25:28 Halo Studios is here, we are hyped 36:34 Mid Break 36:47 Questions: Taika + Ryan 39:07 The Disgusting Sound of Your Own Voice 47:34 Cartoon Nast 50:12 The Bidet Issue 1:01:46 Patron Segment   #Brocast28

She's very interested by it. Not when I start to play, when I start to jam. Hmm, nice. Hmm. Oh yes. Got a conundrum, brother. Oh? Have a conundrum. Oh? When it's me a new, it's Brocasts, right? Uh-huh.

But we've got separate numbers on this board over here. So it's currently Brocast 28. Uh-huh. Above it, J.C. Jarkast 371. Uh-huh. Number any budges when there's the three of us. I've done a couple solo episodes. Uh-huh.

Feels wrong to call them Brocast. I didn't even put the number in the description, even though we haven't had numbers lately, you know what I'm saying. That was not intentional. You just revealed your truth. that's my real voice and every other voice is actually like the voice I put on but what I'm getting at is when I do a solo one what should it be called?

Because that's one I just called sad and cold and alone episode one or something maybe I should just stick with that sad cold it was it was called like sad then like bracket and cold and then like another bracket and alone I can't remember That works

But does anything Stick with it Yeah I think that's the That's the shout As much as this is a shout Get off to there Lordy

I hate Suppressed screams The silent scream I hate silent screams I love silent screams Are you capable of screaming Yeah Oh yeah

I actually have some mega lungs on me do you ever try it when you're I discovered this when I first started driving you know there's never really a good a good place to scream to scream like I don't want to upset the neighbors I don't want people I don't want people knock on my door

like yeah why are you screaming in here and I was scared about that when I was recording the voice lines for hunt down the Freeman right around that very corner going but when you're driving around solo that's when you test your lungs you know we got lots of country around here so you get to the nice empty road right and then you just see what

you can do and it's kind of scary really it's kind of scary yourself i frighten myself because i'm does it make it hard to stop screaming because you're frighten yourself so you scream oh it's one of those oh i can do that but i got to keep that in i don't want to abuse that power because it's too frightened yeah so you'll you'll just be driving down a country road and just like scream genuinely yeah like as loud as I can't um if I'm ever like really stressed or something I'll do that too we're driving somewhere just you know but not silent well they see like not restricted by yeah it always confuses me because like loads of streamers and YouTubers really scream yeah I always think like

What's your living situation? Are you, like, in a semi-detached house? Are you in a detached house? It's like, I can't envision a living arrangement in which, where, like, you don't think I should probably not scream at the top of my life. Yeah, it's sort of like a common courtesy, like, respecting the people around you thing, which a lot of people don't do, we'll care about, so. Yeah, more power to him, I suppose.

More screaming to him. Yeah, as long as I don't hear the screams, then I'm cool. As long as they're silent screams, I'm good. Or if you're in your car, you're allowed to in there. Yeah, I'm just picturing like a hitchhiker or something. They're like waiting at the side of the road and you're your silent car coming along. It's just like, no, that is the answer. But there's another answer on the docket and that's that before we get too deep into the show,

I've got a shout with those Jile Media patrons. over the Patreon. All the Patreon's over the Patreon. I agree. What is it, brother? Um, this episode is sponsored by jaw harps. A particular brand or?

Uh, I didn't catch the brand of this. It actually looks kind of brandless. Um, it's a fiver. Probably the best thing I bought. All gear. Why was I under the impression at some point? at some point. And it might still be the case, but they were called, like, Jew harps, Jewish harps. Yeah, I don't know why, but I assume they've changed the name for a reason.

Well, yeah, jaw harps really needed to rebrand. Yeah. Yeah, I was just wondering if that was a real thing. If, like, is it, when Moses was parting the sea and stuff was he like did he have his like entourage of people on the jaw harp that was their like that's what actually parted the war drum yeah you know

the perfect frequency just thousands of people shredding the the jaw harp the frequency is spreading the waves da da da da na na na na

no no no is that from Is that from Egypt The power of rocks What a fire song Yeah I'm distracted now

I was supposed to be shouting out We got the sponsors out of the way But the patrons Over the Jiam Media Patreon They made the audio version possible That raw and filtered MP3 Without swear bleeps Without craziness

That is over there It's also Jaff to hours on Patreon You can find out the true name of the jaw harp If you're a Patreon It won't be beeped Yeah, that's sort of the 10, 15 minutes of warm up Or post warm up We're gonna try something different in this episode

Do a cool down Yeah, more of a cool down I guess that's what's supposed to be Jopter hours implies that it's after Afterwards It's like how shh We could be recording this whole thing backwards Have a script

learn all the words backwards you don't know what reality is certainly what we show and we can we could film an episode now put it up in 10 years Mr. B-style he's got like three or four of those

he's got them in the vault right uh huh yeah maybe okay sign taken out I've got my final message for earth that's exactly it but what I'm saying is time is not linear it's very much

circular yeah I wouldn't even give it a shape it's shape it's like the shape of air you know it's the shape of water the shape of space you know what does space look like nothing and everything isn't it like powerful that if you just do this motion with when you say anything it like just implies significance it does give it gravitas what um for those listening he's just kind of gently like he's stroking the head of a dog like I'm doing a Jedi mind trick yeah

yeah actually everyone will understand lick my gunt what's a gunn I don't know if I want to describe it really yeah especially because the C word is the is the bad word especially on YouTube so I can't really say what it actually is

you can beep it okay a gutt cunt oh Yeah, pretty nasty, pretty stinky. Yeah, I don't like that combination. But there's also, over on that Patreon, the Jail Media group chat, an ongoing chat, as implied by the name. Which is linear. Which that is linear.

Maybe I should introduce a non-linear group chat. Yeah, where you can join at any point in time. And, like, no one knows what anyone is saying. Like, you can't reply because you're replying something from days ago, weeks ago, years ago. Or in the future. You're replying to something that hasn't even been said yet. That's cool. It's like you're talking to a time capsule as it's in history.

Or you're talking to the time capsule after it's been opened. But it's still capsuled. That's cool. That's what I'm thinking. I'll tell you what I'm thinking. But we've got to go to housekeeping and get some of those conversations from the previous episode wrapped up. You weren't here last episode. So you didn't hear what was talking about what was being said.

The first thing that actually flapped into my brain was, Do you think a face hugger from Alien is a dibby? No. It looks like a spider. It's like a flesh spider. Okay, what about the chest buster? The little guy. That's kind of, yeah.

The way it goes and then funny runs. Yeah, funny slides. Yeah, I'd call that a dibby. That could easily be in like, um, what's that awful movie called? Ready Player 1. Ready Player 1 2, he's got like a little xenomorph dibby. I could see that But I could also see

My logic was that you can get like a plush Of either of them And what is plushified that isn't kind of dibbyish In some form Um Give me one Give me one Impossible, can't be done

No it, yes it can Go on then I'm waiting I guarantee you I can't think off the top of my head I'd have to look on like What about Mr. Burns? Yeah.

Hey, Mr. Burns. That version of Mr. Burns, I will grant you, is a dibby. But ordinary Mr. Burns is categorically not a dibby. I rest my case. Well, I do enjoy, I disagree, but I enjoy the use of the word categorically. Yeah. As you know how much I like categories. Yeah, that one just kind of came out.

I don't know how, um, that wormed its way into my vernacular. Okay, if, if doing a little Jedi hand sweep, like, adds gravitas to what you're saying, what is putting your finger up? Yeah, that removes, like, you can deliver any speech, any, like, the most powerful, like, Churchill. We will fight them on the beaches. Yeah, if he was doing that the whole time. Maybe he was, and he was, like, on the radio, so nobody could see it. Yeah, but that would just totally undercut it.

Mm-hmm. There's some real sort of like Velma energy going on. Mm. Um, jinx, excuse me. It's, it's kind of a wormy way of getting attention, you know? There's some kind of juvenile about it. In a group conversation, like, to just throw your hand up or something, that's going to grab attention. Yeah.

But to do the one finger is like, you're definitely getting attention, but in the wrong way. And just like doing it too erect as well. you know yeah well no it's it's kind of worse if it's like flaccid i don't know that at least that's a bit more like casual like yeah i guess i guess if your whole hand is like kind of casual but if if you're like two fingers is aggressive i feel like i feel like that's more of a symbol you know that's not trying to that's like a dog whistle for what nobody knows it's not been invented yet but it means something isn't that the eff off archery thing i think that was fake

Oh, everything's fake if you look hard enough Because you use this for archery in real life Oh, the pinker? Yeah Oh, okay I haven't done much archery to be fair, so Yeah, I've been dabbling Um, hmm

Well, I don't really want to read that one There were a couple comments about the audio Bad Bad Chatsha So Alex, the hissing returns in the second half And the That's the snake, isn't it? Well, we did happen to get a rattlesnake in order to keep Billy under control

because you know how cats feel about snakes but we keep losing it the only way to find it is that rattling so hopefully I'm using a different slightly different setup to hopefully nip it in the bud and not sound like there's cotton wall being randomly scraped across the mic

now and again ain't that right or something I don't know I'm not a mic man I was there was this is the penultimate thing from housekeeping um our slash jar media says a serpentized corgi would be cute a f but also horrifying

there was someone asking about like what animals would be awesome if they were serpentized because there was some scientist who did it to like mice apparently they're like they got rid of their legs so they're serpent what you just cut their legs off no like genetically that's kind of equivalent to

cutting a I mean yeah it's next level say okay though it's like you never even had those legs You know? Yeah. Well, I guess there's no chance of phantom pain or anything. Well, maybe it's just 100% phantom pain. Yeah.

I don't know. Maybe all animals feel that way. Imagine I argue wriggling around like a massive fluffy slug. Shit would be hilarious. Yeah, I didn't think of corgis. It just sounds sad. They don't, because they're quite like dense, musly creatures. Can you imagine this, like, muscle slug?

But he couldn't move. He would figure out a way He would Roll or He'd like figure out a way to use his head To like roll or something weird like that Or like do the worm He couldn't do the worm

He'd do the worm His spine is too rigid Yeah Until the spine gave in Okay And to round this bit off Void Smoker 97 says Can you guys please talk about the new KSI song

No From the ding to the king to the I don't know, man Where was that going? What the fuck? Do you know that part? No. That's the main bit.

Oh, yeah, I heard it once briefly this morning. Yeah, I woke up to that and wish I never had woken up again. Like, what can you say? Someone who isn't musically inclined, like, clearly has no interest in music. in the music side of music he yeah it all he wants is like the result of being sorry yeah those are the worst musicians quote unquote to me yeah because there it's it's not it's not about it's literally just about clout yeah it's saying this as a YouTuber might sound rich but it's a YouTuber's idea of what a musician should be do you know what I'm saying yeah yeah 100%

because like like when dream does it as well yeah it me off it's like you're not you're not doing this for you you want to be like a rock star you know yeah you want to be you want to be seen as is there's almost something insecure about it to me where it's like you you were in the forefront of the new type of like rock star like why are you even doing this like it's just embarrassing um and you can really tell there are like plenty of YouTubers or whatever that are good at music and make their stuff and it's not like insulting your intelligence as a listener yeah you know that's how I feel about it where it's like I feel like someone who truly cared about music and performing

music and writing music and creating that way wouldn't even necessarily have to do it under this KSI banner and it all be like under this one thing like why not have your other thing and like do that organically on its own like like Eddie Murphy exactly like Eddie Murphy so good my girl just wants to barely wants to party all the time I came on shuffle the other day and I was like you know what Eddie yeah fair play fair fucking play god damn rocks um so yeah fuck that stupid song i i don't know people are right and saying that it sounds like um some cringy shit from 2017 yeah it sounds like he could have released it a week after Lamborghini and it'd just be like yeah yeah although back then the whole boxing thing would have been like huh true yeah so cringy so cringy so cringy

at least with the boxing though even though like apparently that's all like horse shit um as far as what like the the legitimacy of it all but i mean it he dedicated himself more than with the music you can tell like yeah because you can't like you can't fake the i mean well you can't you you have to put in a certain amount of effort to and there's like a level of respect to anybody who's put the training in got in the ring i guess yeah that's something yeah even if it is more um chauvinistic uh with the music it's like someone made a beat yeah he wrote some tripe yeah and i don't even believe he writes it honestly um yeah because it's like yeah what part of this is because the production sucks the lyrics suck

The voice isn't good. It's like, what part of this? Yeah, what's the purpose? Uh-huh. But he's got, like, tracks of Lil Wayne and, like, real people. That's what's crazy about it to me. He's been on, like, Top of the Pops in the UK. It's not really relevant anymore, but the fact he's been on it, it's like, what?

That's not been relevant for, like, 40 years. Yeah, yeah. I only found out that they're still doing Top of the Pops because KSI went on. Um, they were trying to revitalise it with some top-tier bangers. So, uh, three things I want to mention. Two of them quick. One, just a pitch, an idea. Would you think it would be cool to have a climbing wall house?

No stairs? Um, no, still stairs. So imagine this house as it is, every single wall instead of pictures. or Tim or whatever. It's just climbing wall apparatus. Um... Would that be fire? I think my idea was more fire.

No stairs. Um, I respect the audacity of that. Imagine the space you could utilize. What should be? Oh, I left something upstairs. Like, just got to climb up and grab it. Yeah, but it would force you to be. be in shape. You would be, you'd have a crazy upper body strength. And lower body. You've got to get

legs involved when climbing. True, you're right. Um, but like stairs are big, man. Stairs are big. Like, you're vertically ascending with a climbing wall. Right? So it could be kind of thin. I mean, you could have, you could still have climbing wall stuff elsewhere. Yeah. But you would save a lot of horizontal stair space okay maybe you're starting to win me over I'm just thinking like practically like this sofa for example

how do we get that up here when there's only climbing wall I guess two people they got to like strap up connect it and they got to climb in tandem yeah or you just plan it out so that you never need to take things up

hmm a pulley system that's always an option Yeah, you could pulley out the window And you have pulleys everywhere Anyway, because it was climbing going on everywhere Yeah, I mean, for the first few months You're going to want to be strapped up to How cool would that be there?

Like, you're like concrete in your front door Like you can't even get in there You have to climb up the back of the house Into like the top window even to get in It's like an anti-burglary system You kind of also want to have a fire station pole Yeah To get down

Mm-hmm Yeah, maybe colour-coded it so you can like trick the criminals have signage being like yeah climb up this way you know and that's the elite difficult way it's the elite difficulty they're more likely to fall the slopes come towards you you got to really use that upper body strength then yeah I think there's something in there's potential here should we start a new um like house building business give us your house and we'll fucking ruin it um I don't know how I stumbled across it but

I found the patent for chalk icees. Really? Did you buy it? No, it's just like, I was reading about chalk ice for some reason. I hate chalk ice. Yeah, I don't even know if Americans or Europeans will know what that is. It's a very British thing, I think. It's like a magnum, but... Imagine a brick, but the outside of the brick is chocolate and inside is vanilla ice cream.

Yeah, but the outside of the chocolate brick is like a nanosephobic. is like a nanometer thin, nanometer thin and wrapped in paper that like gets combined into the chocolate. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Ah, excellent point. That's not even the main reason they suck as well. They are, um, there's something about them. They're always freezer ban. They come freezer ban. They're made freezer burn. I want to, yeah, like go to Alaska and build an igloo out of them. Yeah, that'd be cool. They could function as bricks, I reckon. Yeah, keep them cold enough structurally sound

but the pattern was cool because it's just like a 3D brick basically you know very brick like yeah with like some rough measurements 15 millimeters this way so is it only a chalk ice if it fits the the perfect

proportions something like that if you add a millimeter here or there then it's your own pattern it's your fresh pattern um and the penultimate thing I want to up is just just three words bulk bought booty bulk bought booty mm-o-d-d-Y what comes into your head body B-O-D-Y sorry I don't know why I

said but B-O-D-Y booty B-O-O-D-Y B-O-O-D-Y B-O-O-D-Y yeah B-O-O-D-Y yeah um disturbing yes the implication is disturbing that I immediately think of diddy oh god he did a bunch of

bulk buying that's for damn sure yeah um bolt bought baby oil wow yeah um I didn't really have anywhere to go with that

I just I had the idea and then I just noted it down because I wanted to be the title for this one hmm oh yeah booty i immediately think of if not a uh what are those places that they have asylums no a place where one could potentially bulk buy booty uh the red light district yeah yeah but like the buildings what are they called oh a uh a uh you know one of them things, a, uh, uh, a, uh, a, uh, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, dude, you

that was so close and I still can't think of it. What is it? An osse. An osse. Yeah. Okay. Um, yeah, I think of an osse, but like a, hmm, I think bulk buying tied into that implies some, like, uh, not so great stuff. Correction. What if? I mean, it's still not great, but better than where your mind's going. You've seen those disgusting sex toys that are like, it's just like, you could bolt by like a hundred of those and have them in storage. Yeah, true. That's like bold by booty or something. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, speaking of bolt buying booty, have you heard what's going on with Halo right now? No. You actually don't know. It's awesome. Three or three is gone. Oh, I thought they had like a name change. Yeah, that's what's happened. What do you think our name is now?

Is it 3-4-3, but they put the last three at the start and the first three at the end? What is it? Guilty Sparks, Jr. I guess Tor that rattles my starter, Torterls, my starters? What are your thoughts on 3-4-3 industries rebranding? I'm still hopeful for the future of HALA. despite them not really giving me much reason to have hope these last 15 years. I recently decided to go through the games again and I'm glad I did.

The last three games being an absolute dumpster fire have certainly tarnished the reputation of the series but those five bungee games and I'll even throw in the Halo Wars games but that may just be me. We're truly incredible games and should be the inspiration for Halo going forward. I don't want a pseudo open world. I don't want a squad-based campaign. I don't want retcon characters.

Maybe I'm asking for too much or maybe I just sound like a whiny bitch, I don't know, but I care too much about this series to just give up on a game on and finish the fight fellas they're now called halo studios what a lame name why do you choose yeah what's the point of that change um it's probably to well you know the point the what the point three for three is an absolutely tarnished toxic wrap yeah it's removing association yeah yeah and this change is nothing yeah so i i still don't give a shit

I was, that's what I was finding so funny. It's like, I like watching, or at least looking at the Halo community on YouTube, seeing like what kind of thumbnails and titles are out there. And it's like, cautiously optimistic. Why? Yeah. Genuinely why. They've proven nothing.

Yeah. All they've done is done such a bad job that they had to change their name. That's it. That's the whole story. They're completely incompetent to the point where I would argue the brand is pretty much meaningless now. Yeah. completely fucking me. He has, the joke is that he's the Fortnite guy. John Halo is more of a Fortnite guy than an actual. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I was, people were such assholes when

I was being, uh, anti-Hillow Infinite around that stuff. And they were saying the same bollocks about, oh, we're, yeah, we're listening this time. We're going to do it this time. Yeah, we're going to do that thing you want again. And then they didn't, obviously. Um, but why, I don't know why anyone would believe a single word they say. Yeah, I can look at Halo Infinite at face value and be like, this is better. This is 100%. Some ways, kind of.

I'd argue most. I feel like we'll just get into the weeds with that. Them four and five. Yeah, I mean, it's like a... I would argue in certain ways, yeah, they just gradually got worse. I don't know, man. Halo 4 was a pretty... bad start but

for me anyway I think Halo Infinite is a step not a step it's not a full step it's like a shuffle in the right direction if in a if siloed off we're just talking about core gameplay loop

then I'll agree every single thing around that no basically my customization sucks now unlocking things like maps and variety in the campaign and all this kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I'm talking about 343's three games. Four, include the MCC, that disaster as well. Yeah. Well, I mean, the MCC is the best thing they've ever done because they didn't make any of the games. Yeah.

Yeah, the packaging of it almost rude. Like, I don't like playing it because of their rubbish packaging of it. Yeah, yeah. I wish you could just buy each individual game on Steam. Well, because they announced, in this video that they they pivoted to Unreal Engine right and they had these mock-ups of like what seemed to be implying they're remaking Hitler 1 in some form right so

this is 100% the new thing then like just remaking games yeah it's kind of what I wanted infinite to be there was like make a new campaign but have each level just be an owed to a level where everyone already loves like yeah just copy the formula I mean, that's basically what Bungy did. Yeah. They made that first game. Except they expanded on the formula every time. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. But that's what you do. And I feel like it can easily be done. It's always so overthought and, like, it's got to be a game that is and does everything. Yeah, yeah. There were still, like, red flags even in the announcement video where they're like, Halo has always been known for its graphical fidelity. But now, an Unreal Engine 4.

we're gonna take it to the next level all this kind of stuff and it's like why is that where your mind's going like why yeah that's not what it is to me in fact in a lot of ways the Hilo games are a little bit behind as far as like yeah but one by the time you got Taylor 3 anyway yeah genuinely no I I think like modern warfare one looks and ran way better than yeah yeah and I like remember playing like split screen on Halo Reach, which made the frame rate go down and, like, showing someone who was like a PlayStation person, and they're like, this looks ugly compared to Uncharted.

Yeah, yeah. But that wasn't the point. No. They had really good art direction. And like the physics and stuff. That was a big part of it. I feel like they've got to stop making games for everybody. Actually figure out your audience and maybe make a Halo game.

I genuinely think it's as simple as that. that you can't go for the Fortnite audience you've got to go for the audience of people who actually play Halo or played I don't even I yeah that's the thing like there there was a

a pivot at Halo reach I guess where Halo fans were kind of like this isn't really the direction we really won yeah this is going away from like my thing yeah

I was thinking about just that the other day Hillary specifically and just like the power and the zeitgeist that franchise had at that time yeah i remember logging on to the beta and seeing the active players was over a million really like yeah wow no fucking halo games gonna get that any times halo halo three sold crisis a beta for halo three oh crackdown crackdown sorry yeah is the reason crackdown sold copies yeah yeah right Yeah?

Yeah. The guy who's the head of the studio is the dude who fixed the MCC. So given that, he seems to kind of know what he's talking about, but like, I don't care. Yeah, I'm so beyond caring. I don't care about the franchise. Maybe I'll listen if I play something. And it feels good and it's fun or whatever. But, like, God, the bar is low.

Yeah, because, I mean, that won't even. do it for me now because I played Halo Infinite um there was a beta for that and that was like oh shit this this feels kind of good um and it looks pretty good too like art style wise and then start playing the campaign yeah this is kind of sick and then it just slowly kind of kills it whereas I was yeah I was more anti-Infinite I feel like from the beginning that that trailer they showed where like that phantom comes in and it's all just like it looks like a PS1 that's right yeah that to me was like oh Halo's dead like this is done yeah they found it because their whole their whole reveal for Infinite was basically like this

Unreal Engine 4 thing where it's like bing oh look it looks like that thing it's that thing it's back um it looks amazing and then we go what we got um yeah and that campaign sucks bro it it really is not fun um it's it really is lame I personally would rather play Halo 5's three-hour campaign again than Halo Infinite's right yeah I don't know about that yeah I definitely would so fucking boring I started like a legendary yeah but that's how low the bar is I'm saying like this this open world thing this like yeah yeah it sucks you could like like the driving and stuff feels kind of fun um you could just go straight from level to the level why

there's not like a single vehicle level there's the tank one at the end nah stinks bro it does stink yeah I don't know they just don't know what they're doing and I guess maybe now because it's on unreal it's more of an industry standard

this churn of contractors they have maybe that means they can get more done quicker because that was an issue with the bespoke engine that no one knew how to use so yeah yeah there's there's like the the uh the heartbeat sensor like doesn't move at all with any of this um for me um yeah i i i don't care um no the i yeah i gave up hope after it's also like yeah infinite got pooed up it would have been more respectful even if like

three for three had there was no it was not even a singular vision every sequel they made re-freshed it or rebooted it or abandoned the thing they did before so it's like why would you not just do that again like there's no story thing to pick up there's no environment to go to some enemies to go to like there's nothing there's nothing to do this is like the fourth cliffhanger ending that will just be dropped and yeah they'll do something else yeah it's like the the amount of halo shit that exists now most of it sucks and it's like all of the good stuff is like it's been so it's been it's Star Wars it's like yeah yeah exact same position to me yeah yeah

yeah I truly don't care like there's it there's enough that there are enough video games out there mm-hmm that I don't have to care yeah yeah it's like it's not our fault they've completely devalued and tarnished the brand from what it should be um Yeah. Yeah. And on that now, we'll see after these messages. Yeah. Usi-i chonkais.

Ushai? Ushiyai chok-eis. Yeah. Welcome to the second half of the cast, where we go over to the suggestion thread on the subbeder and answer questions from the community, just like Cinect Docki-239 did. We all know that Tycho Wattiti has done his best work with Ryan Reynolds

However, after perusing through his filmography, I was Flabagasy to learn that he's never worked with The Rock To rectify this, pitch an original movie idea that the two of them can star in together That will enhance their careers even further. Free Guy 2 Bring Tyker's same character back, he's sucked into the game this time, and the rock is there with Ryan Reynolds. And you know what, there's even a came here from Kevin Hart. The Rock can be him in the video game. Hmm.

Yeah, that's like the avatar he chooses to go in the game and fix. And crossover with Jumanji. With Kevin Hart, yeah. So Kevin Hart's in there, Jack Black's in there. Jack Black's in there. Jack Black as his character from Jumanji and the upcoming Minecraft movie. Make it a crossover event. Oh my God.

Steve. Hyping up, like, end of credit. hype little clip Fortnite movie Mm Portal opens The Rock from Fortnite comes out Oh my God, yeah

And Troy Baker Is that the Bond dude? Yeah, I think so John Fortnite. John Fortnite is Troy Baker, yeah Oh my God This is how easy it is to be

like an executive a film company Yeah You go into the pitch meeting And start any pitch with A portal opens Yeah And they're like

Hold shit Yeah A portal opens And then the McDonald's logo Come straight Yeah The Burger King Stomps into view

Oh man You're like It's so beyond parody at a certain point I'm just like I'd even joke about it anymore You must laugh or else you shall cried

Yeah I hear that I hear that Um John Frommez poopie said Hello jar Non-questioned ramble I just recorded a video of my cat

screaming at another cat And in the video I speak a little bit Upon re-watching the video I heard my own voice for the first time in ages And I sound extremely gay I didn't realize this before now I came out by not long ago But it must have been very obvious for people

I talk too My voice sounds nothing like it does in my head And I don't like it Question is What do you think of your voice It must be less of a shock At least for Alex because he edits When you hear how you really sound to others

Which voice do you prefer Which voice There is a difference between the voice you hear And I think that's what you cover one Is that the trick You cover one ear And you hear like how you actually sound to other people or something? I'm a cheeky little mouse.

I don't think that is how it works. No, yeah, whatever. Everyone's going to prefer the voice they hear all the time because that's the familiar. It's what you used to, yeah. Yeah. And it's coming from, oh. Yeah, and it like reverberates in your body and sounds kind of cool. Always feels like your brain is going to...

I always think I sound like I have a high-pitched voice. Really? yeah um hmm um um i i had this weird flashback memory to like a year nine like iCT trip or something where i don't know why we even went anywhere for it but wound up like in this random computer room and people were like teamed up and they were like giving a little shitty mic and we're like make your podcast now do a podcast oh that's where it all again no but obviously like I was year 9 or 10 never been shy

and it was like a hellish experience because I didn't really know the person either. It's just like a horrible memory. Yeah. And I remember having that feeling there like hearing your voice like oh especially at that age. Yeah. Yeah.

Whereas I haven't cared about that for so long but that's normal to find it weird but when you've been recording and editing your voice for so long I just don't think about it anyhow I'm sure you don't either I definitely do sometimes mm-hmm the only time I have recently is what I keep having this like teenage voice break thing mm-hmm like that kind of thing you're hitting moobity

finally my moobities ah what No, I'm thinking The bigger my moves gets them Yeah, it's like Like you hit 30 The mobs develop and your voice drops another like Is that way the rock has those awesome Fat Tits?

He's got the fat tits When you're staring out a demigard Yeah It makes his voice awesome It's a real thing And then I made my pecs bow And then everyone cheered. And then Mr. Beast gave me a high five.

If the rock gave you a high five, would you smile? I'd never wash my hand again. Really? Yeah. What if he'd just been picking at his ass? There's actually like shit on my hand. Yeah. Even more reason not to wash it. Hmm. Yeah.

Then I could get some like DNA maybe from it. Can you get DNA from a bit of poop? Yeah, of course. Okay. There's probably maybe a little hair in there. Get my own cloned rock. I don't know, the rock isn't really a hairy guy. Does he have any hair anywhere?

Other than eyebrows. True, I suppose he waxes, huh? He must do. I don't know. He must do. I don't know if he's naturally quite smooth. I don't know, man. I don't know, but I'm getting scared.

But yeah, I mean, don't worry about sounding gay. Everyone likes the sound of gay. apart from homophobic people but then you can filter them out you can filter them out easier and speaking on that actually did you

did you like the title of the one from a couple episodes ago possible homosexual interactions was the title referencing the steam anti-SJW group I was torn between possible homosexual

interactions and improbable female authority figure Fuck, they're both really good. I just like the kind of snappiness of possible homosexual interaction. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Improbable female authority figure.

It's like it's begging the question. It's like it feels like there should be a question mark there, but there doesn't have to be. You know? Yeah. And on last episode, I had a bunch of good ones that I can decide between. I ultimately went with monkeys dance a lot of Lopolis Nice

Talking about Have you seen Robbie Williams New movie His biopic Really No it's a bio No listen bro

It sounds lame But For no reason at all The main character is a CG monkey Oh Okay Robbie Williams is a monk Not a

You know a monk Is it all based in monkey land No it's like his story but he's just a monkey he's a chimp he's a chip is he a monkey or a chimp he's a chimp he's a chimp so he's a cg chimp in just like it's just his story robby william's story so he's interacting with humans yeah he's like performing on stage as like a chimp okay that's that yeah isn't that awesome that's fire that's a good idea isn't that an amazing idea i watched um the weird the weird owl oh yeah one yeah i saw that um a couple years ago or whatever years it's been a couple of

years, isn't it? Whereas my timeline all kind of... Has it been out for that long? I think so. What's it called again? Weird Al's Toy Barn. Weird Al... The Yankovic story? 2020, yeah. Really?

Mm-hmm. I thought it was new. Yeah, I thought it was cute. Yeah. I enjoyed it. I quite like Daniel Radcliffe as a man. Yeah, I thought, it was a good idea to like parody the bohemian rhapsody nonsense and um makeup stuff it's funny idea yeah yeah and like it's just like absurd and like it's absurd and like it's

constantly bigging him up to be like yeah this just total badass and stuff i thought it was it had it had some genuinely like laugh out loud moments to be fair to it but it was a little bit heavy-handed with the humors. Yeah, definitely. But there was also, I don't know, going back to those names for the last episode. Mega hypergiant awesome Lopolis.

Bring you to your knees a Lopolis. On your knees a lot of lips. Yeah, that one rocks. I really wanted to get on your knees. for some reason in there. Mega on your knees, Alopoulos. Yeah.

Is that something from the film or? No, I just thought it would be funny to like, because the word megalopolis is so dumb sounding. To like... What is a Megalopolis? It's kind of a reference to the movie Metropolis, but it's like my hyper-awsoner version type thing, you know?

My Metropolis fanfic. fiction, as it were. Megalopolis. Right. It rolls off the tongue in a similar way. Mm. Mega plopolis. Mega plopolis.

Mega little poopy, wooey, stinky a lot. Stinky poopie. Yeah. Punish pizza has a weird one. Have you guys heard of the Yawi hole? I've never heard of this, but apparently as most Yawi artists are heterosexual women. And specifically women who are inexperienced in sales. inexperienced in sex.

They usually draw men having sex in poses that make no sense unless they have a vagina. So that's where the Yawi hole came from. It's a virtual hole to explain how they're doing it. Okay. Thoughts? Do you even know

what Yaui is? Gay? Gay fanfic porn. Yeah, I have a really cringy Yawi memory of going back to Yerai. or year nine it was and i think it was year eight the yahui days um where there was there was like this group of girls that were obsessed with yahui and there was this one girl in

particular who was obsessed to the point where she got in major doo-do because she kept using the library computer to print out yahoo which obviously they can see and it was narrito theme um and i guess that was my introduction to yahie yeah a lot of horrible things were introduced to me in year in that library in that very library yeah there's gore sites yeah that's where i first saw um some gore shit which is crazy i must have been like 13 yeah yeah yeah i remember like being shen the saddam hussein yeah like in year eight um pretty hardcore um but yeah i haven't heard of the yahee hole in particular i'm more of a uri enjoy myself urine um Yuri from Modern Warfare 3?

That. Uri's urine from Modern Warfare 3. Wait, what's Yuri? It's the inverse of Yowie. Oh. Yeah, just a little hentai joke for you. Right, okay. Sorry, not my area of expertise.

Not my Yawi whole of expertise. So one of the main playable characters in Mono Warfare 3 is named after Japanese lesbian drawn porn. I'm probably saying it wrong. I don't know. That's intentional, no. It kind of links the threads.

Yeah, does it? Yeah. It ties it all up in a neat bow. It brings it home. You know. Nice. I haven't looked at the time code at how long we've been going. Three minutes. Three?

Mm-hmm. Okay. Really fall asleep on my nappy. Oh. Bjorni Pizza says this. I recently went to it on. a trip to Japan where the toilet treats your butt like royalty so I'm curious do either of you have bidets if not why you talk about shitting and pooping so much and especially specifically Alex it's like a special occasion for you so why

wouldn't you have a bidet to make it even more magical especially when the rear comes knocking if I had an outlet next to my toilet I buy an electric bidet that heats up the seat cleans me and then blows my butthole dry I've feel like the first question is fair do you have one the second question

is obscene why why don't you have one is what he because he bloody knows the answer sorry

I went a bit Peterson just then dropping a B word bloody that was my worst impression of him yet how do you just

decide you're getting a bade I technically own one because James got me that one haven't installed it oh yeah I don't want to go near the poop pipes yeah um and stinky they're in the in the hotel I stayed in in Portugal there was a bidet could you use it I'm gonna be honest I was too scared to use it yeah that's the thing because it was it like it wasn't a was it you just fill it with water it was more like that yeah but there was like a tap and it was like

what do you like you like fill it is that what you're supposed to do i guess and they were like these little like flannels next to it these hand towels it was like what am i supposed what am i like splashing the shit out how well that's the thing is then like i get it when it's a jet of water just going like power wash simulator you know but that makes sense to me uh huh but whatever that was like what yeah i agree like uh like i'll clean that area very well once I'm, you know, having a shower. It's like whenever I'm in a hotel, I like abuse the water situation. I abuse it, you know.

I have five bars a day. I'll have 10 showers. Like, I'm not even in the bathroom when I just have the shower running, just the most of it, you know? Right. When I go out for the day, I just leave the shower running. Just to be a dick. Um, I forgot what point I was showing me.

Yeah, why we, why am I using it? Why am I using the hotel bidet when I'm showering 28 times a day anyway when I'm in the hotel? Right. In fact, I only shower when I go to hotels. Like, I wait for like the once or twice a year or I'll go somewhere, you know? Get all your showers in for the year. Yeah, I bolt by my showers. Yeah.

I kind of, yeah. Put them on lock. Bout Baudet? Ha! Yeah. Bulk what bidet? Hmm. Yeah.

I'm an anti-Baday. I don't know, I'm not against the idea. Just use the sink. Like a normal person. Yeah, sit in the sink. Like, what are you supposed to do to, like, submerge it and then, like, fart? Maybe. I don't know.

I've never, I've never been taught. I'm not of the upper echelon of fucking modern. It's the main reason I want to go to Japan, though. To fucking get your assail. robot hands that go like I don't like the idea of these Japanese toilets They like sing to you, they serenade you

Yeah Because I'm a sort of sheet Yeah The robot hands come up With the plunger and they It plunges shit out of your ass It gives you a fresh enema Ah, okay

No, I could see the benefits then It gives you a matcha green tea animal yeah man imagine your gut by him just incredible yeah yeah be like a just do you think guenipaucho has a bidet what gweneth poutre no she is a bidet yeah yeah she um i don't know i i just i get the feeling she uses anything that comes from that area of her body to create like the spoke items she yeah she keeps she keeps hold of everything that comes out of the bidet make someone would it hmm yeah soaps and candles yeah yeah a limited adrian x-fox controller yeah the uh where the thumbsticks are like perfect molds

of her assort. That's foul. Could be real. Might be real. No, but she'd definitely do that with. It would either be Sony on Nintendo. It's Sony for sure.

You've seen those Sony adverts. What do you mean by that? Do you know, do you remember like the, I think it was PS4? It would just be like a white room with like a doll. Was it David Lynch? I'm pretty sure.

Really? Yeah. And it'll be like PlayStation. Yeah, like a baby, like demon. Play PlayStation. Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy. The best marketing they've ever had.

It's so insane. Way cool. It gets the name out there, yeah. Yeah. For that massively overpriced console. Yeah, but it doesn't really want me. It doesn't really make me want to play anything. No, it really, because at that age, was that like mid-2000s?

Piers 3, 2008. Yeah. That was a... A scary thing to be shown. It was. As someone that age, you know. Yeah. And if I wanted to just get a PlayStation and play...

What was it called? Whankers? That's... ...sock profit man or whatever. That's the new exclusive that they've taken... ...of the shelf. I don't know why that tickle me so bad. I really have an issue with that word, right?

Yeah, fucking sucks. I've been really trying to, like, abuse it. Right, so you're, like, um, desensitizing. Yeah. Because I feel like not, it's not, it's not said in the same way it used to be. Maybe it is. Like the Mono Warfare one way when gas is, um, yeah. One car.

Bloody one guy is. You're a wanker, pillock. He says wanker, yeah. Yeah, but it's extremely British as well. Yeah. Concord's rebrand. Whankers. Have you seen the Concord character designs?

Have you seen them? No. What are you even talking about? You know, that Sony exclusive that came out and did so badly, they actually took it off the shelves. Oh, yeah. The main character is called like Star Child and he's like a lizard man. I mean, it disappeared as soon as it arrived, you know?

Like I never saw anything from it. It's impossible now. If you got a physical copy of it, it's like selling for like thousands on eBay now because it's, isn't it? It's gone. Like, you can't buy it anymore. Yeah, but that's... They spent hundreds of millions on it. But just because...

No, I'm not even going there. They refunded everyone who bought it digitally. And took the L and then just wrote it off as a loss. Wow. And they had ex-Bungy people, though. They had ex-uh, yeah. I think this whole Bungy thing has been a genius play from Microsoft. Get rid of them.

Microsoft has sent Bungy out of it. their ownership right and they're like go destabilize Activision so that we can buy them and then go fuck up Sony and the like mission is going according to plan because like there was this

last of us multiplayer game that was being made and everyone was like this shit's fire this shit rocks bungee guy rocks up kind of fucking lame doesn't sort of have stickiness yeah so then

then Sony's like fuck scrap it oh yeah Microsoft are dirty fucking assholes I'll tell you that much They're killing Sony They need a beday

That dirty asshole You know what I'm saying 100% Yeah Fucking Bill Gates In his fucking 15s in his fucking 5G and shit

Fuck No he was really trying to sabotage The He's trying to vaccinate Sony Oh Well, at least he can't control the weather yet. Wow.

Or can he? Some might say. You've got to, um... You've got to beat the V word. If you're vaccinated hard enough, it gave you the ability to be stormed from X-Men. Yeah. Yeah. My least favorite X-Men, by the way.

My least favorite. Even like Toad over her. Ted's kind of fire, right? Yeah. So bad pool. You got to find... What about Ice Man? Bro.

I love Ice Man. Really? Yeah, he's Frozen. Yeah, I guess. What about... Pyrot. He's just Flame on, I guess. Yeah.

Do you know who I think sucks? Yeah. Gambit? I kind of like Gambit. After watching X-Men 97? Well, I am. Oh, he's a shitty X-Men. No, he was trained in the blob, wasn't it?

I thought he was training the blobs, who actually did a pretty good job. He was like the blob's boss. Right? And he teleports around and gets some... Oh, is he can teleport? Is he in that opening scene of Ryan Reynolds and the whole crew? Yeah, right? It's been a while since I've checked out Orange's Wolverine, but...

I'd recommend watching it again. It actually kind of holds up. Yeah, I've heard that. But actually, like, time has been friendly to us. it. Yeah. Especially with his latest

endeavors. There are worse at X-Men there are. What films? I used to be anti-cyclops now in pro-cyclops.

I've always been pro-cyclops. You actually? Yep. You haven't? Yes, I have. I legitimately have. I've been on his side

since day one and I've not even seen the new X-Man. No. You always sided with Wolverine in there, Well, obviously, but I could see both sides.

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