JAR Media Posdact - Burger Shift Perhaps? - Corncast #10

Episode Date: June 1, 2020

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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this episode of the drama media corncast. It is week 11. 11. I've kind of lost track of the dates of it. I think it might be 10. 10. 10.

Right? This is the 10th corn, right? I'm pretty sure it's the 11th. Come on, it's your job as the host to get this sort of thing right. What do you think you're doing? Yeah, man. It's not my fault I've been stuck in quarantine for 11 weeks. Do not bring this energy to me.

I'm not waiting for it. Yeah, this is episode 10. This is only episode 10, so do not for it. This is episode 10 of the Jarmesia Corncast. And I would just like to say a big thank you to the Patrions. They are there to support us. They are the lovers in society, and we greatly appreciate the lovers. Thank you.

We need lovers. Not fighters. Well, we need fighters too sometimes. Today, I am joined by the whole JAR media crew. We've got Alex, Jamie, and Ruben. And obviously, I am your host. My name is James, Jordan. And how are we doing today?

ladies I'm afraid of Americans I'm afraid of the world you're afraid of Americans what what what an outrageous thing to say Ruben why why are you afraid of Americans

well this is one American called Trent Resner and he had this really bad facial hair in the 90s that's terrifying yeah he looked like an absolute mess in the 90s

but was it it's the 90s so you know what I'm not playing fucking games I'm not playing fucking games I am pissed the fuck off

do you know what I'm pissed off at no have you have you have you everyone must know the current situation in America

the big I don't think I'll say for once you didn't say Bosnia for once I'm that's the oh people and shut up it's more than a controversy

it's fucking huge you can call it I don't know you can just call it the shit if you want I guess the shittening that is happening in Minnesota I believe right now because of

what has happened to George Floyd everyone should know what's going on it's not it isn't like a small thing and I'm fucking sick and tired I'm so fucking sick of tired of this constantly happening. How long?

How many times is it going to take that this to fucking happen before something fucking changes? How long ago was it that I think it was Arbery? Got fucking gunned down by some fucking off-duty police officers. How many times is this going to fucking happen? How many? More than four, I would think. How many years?

This is the thing with so many American events. And it's Minneapolis, by the way, not, Minnesota whatever he said I thought it was Minnesota I remember talking about like shootings

and stuff on the cast like every time it everything like builds and builds to one of these huge explosions

yeah these explosions where in this case there's riots and looting and whatnot and it's just like they refuse to change no matter what it is no matter how big

the explosion is. It's it just fucking pisses me off. It's just this cycle over and over. You know, it's hard when dealing with a serious subject because every now and then, you know,

you just said it's like the cycle. And the first thing I go to is market player when people say it's like the cycle. But I don't want to say it because it feels sort of like like I'm making a making light of it to say you could almost say it's a

self-fulfilling cycle of pessimism couldn't you I wonder what Markiplier has to say about this probably just that Markiplier would have come up with one of the most profound phrases we would repeat for years

America changed has that will be the next one America changed hasn't, I'm afraid. Oh, fuck. Well, we can hope that one day, episode 7. Yeah. When we're all like 80.

America has changed marginally. How, what do you think it's going to take for something big to actually change the system in America where this is constantly happening? What is going to change it? Okay. I don't think one thing is. It's just going to gradually, really slowly. get better. Because unfortunately racism is sort of entrenched in

American society. Yeah, I fucking said it. It is. Without doubt, it fucking is. You can't slap your fingers and change society. Societal change takes decades. And sometimes policy, like legal policy changing, forces society to change, and sometimes it's the other way around.

You know? So it's not like easy. You can't just snap your fingers and one thing will mean the other thing. And there's plenty of resistance to change, because to some people racism doesn't exist no no it's it's not it's not real so I can let this guy talk about for a bit yeah man looks like he's a promoting racism fucking racist by saying no go on give us your um you know all night all night I just

been thinking of what to say because I was angry I I'm fucking sick of it I'm sick of seeing it and I'm sick of no change happening. I was just thinking for so long of what I can say. The anger is past. I don't have anger. And it's just like, I'm just sad. I'm just fucking sad this is going to continue to happen. Just for so fucking long until something

changes. It fucking annoys me. I hate it. But what you can do is you can use your fucking vote to vote in the people who ain't going to fucking change this. Fucking do your part. Don't just sit there and do fuck all. I don't know if that's the only thing that will change it. That's not as simple.

The phrase Black Lives Matter was created when Obama was in charge. But what else can you do? There's nothing else you can do besides try to implement changes. I mean, talk about it, you know? Talk about it. You know, you vote in people who want to change it, but you've got to make your voice heard. It's not going to change if you're going to sit there and just ignore it

because, oh, it doesn't involve me, so I'm just going to see it Because there's so many people saying that, oh, they're not black, so they don't fucking care. But that doesn't help anything. You've got to be heard. You've got to raise how you feel about it to make change. You just can't be open. I think the police there just needs sorting out. Their training is obviously so subpar.

So subpar. Well, there's not much of a requirement to become a police officer in the United States. Well, be a dude, in part, of course. there are other countries where you're required to achieve highly in school and then get a bachelor's degree you know that that's years of your life to become a police officer

not just I didn't do that well in school so I'll be a police officer and it'll only take six months the way the policing works there and I've got an example because I saw this clip on Twitter of the Australian police there was this guy who's probably unbelievably high off drugs or alcohol

he had a knife and he was like fucking lunging for police officers but they had their gap and then a police officer in a car nudged him onto the floor and you know the whole thing was sold Australia yeah yeah yeah if this was America they would have shot him dead instantly

you know yeah that's another thing that's another gun problem like it all ties together the fact that everyone has access to a gun means that the police basically needs to have guns and then clearly they're not being trained to not use them

they have this fear that because guns are legal they have to use their gun if the you know the person they're trying to talk to whoever goes for their pocket you know there's fucking footage of this happening hundreds of times where you know

or a glove box or anything yeah a black man just you know he just tries to get paperwork and gets fucking gunned down no he's asked to get his license out yeah so he goes to get his license out and then gets shot

for doing what they told him yeah like how how the fuck can you have a police system in your country to deal with like severe shit, you know, because you're police officer, but none of them are fucking trained like with people at all. Like, oh, I'm feeling threatened so I'm just going to fucking kill

this guy for doing nothing. I don't get that. Why has that remained like that for so long? I just don't well, I just don't kill it. US

well, I believe anyway, that quite a substantial amount of their training is firearms training as opposed to well how to use them not how to not use them yeah can you hit the target not what can you do before

you have to hit the target that's the thing the UK police have guns people but they have a firearms team yeah they have a firearms response they have access to guns like if there's like a really bad crime there's going to be guns

like if there's like a hostage situation like that that's never that never happens because the police can deal with something before it ever gets that extreme. The whole police system needs to be completely reorganised from the fucking like

wound up. Other countries emphasize psychology when training police officers but the US just like get your gun shoot stuff and you know

so you got to do man. Do they not have background checks? Because you think the amount of like generally racist police officers there are in America, it's like here, if you have any of those ideals, you're not allowed in the military, the police or any of it. Because you can't be fucking trusted. Do they not even back on check anybody in that fucking country? Well, if they're black. Oh yeah, yeah. If they're black, you know, oh, Christ, you can't even wait a fucking check.

Because it could be fake. It could be fake. Oh, fuck it. That's for you. off America. Fuck off. Fucking joke. I have nothing more to say on the matter because it's just going to anger me.

I'm just... With quality and going on, we need a bit of positivity. So, I've been doing some research into Bosnia. Yeah? I think they said positivity. go on do a nice and smooth transition into another subject james come on my mind is so angry now i cannot do the transition i'm sorry reuben give us an anecdote okay well this week i've been drinking

um this yeagermeister based drink uh and it's it's two shots of yagermeister over in a tool glass filled of ice uh you have a little slicer cucumber you do that thing where you cut into the cucumber diagonally so you can get a really nice long sort of flat piece of it um or a slice of it put that in you get a like a sixth of lime or or you know something like that a nice little wedge yeah a nice wedge you know i like to do them in six you know a sixth of a of a lime is quite a nice sized wedge um yeah stay on target yeah yeah and then you you fill it with ginger beer

and you drink that drink and that's a Yeager mule. Hmm, sounds shit. Wow. Yeah. Pretty good. Now to end, all I'm going to say is make your voice heard.

That's the end of the podcast. She talks about unrest in the US and my year. Just do your bit. Don't ignore it. Do your bit. But actually, something else has happened recently that, you know,

not in the grand scheme of, you know, what we just talked about. But in the podcast world, that is actually going to change the landscape quite a bit, Joe Rogan recently sold the exclusive, like, rights to his podcast to Spotify for a hundred million. A hundred fucking million. A hundred million chocolate butts. That is not actual money.

He's just hungry. That is fucking crazy to think that a podcast is waking that much money. Yeah. but he Joe Rogen like did took that deal because his his podcast is constantly getting censored on YouTube so that's like the whole

thing behind his his move over to what about the video element of it? It's going to be no more video he still he's still he hosted exclusively on like a website or something yeah he has his own website but most of most of the uploads are done through YouTube so it'll just

redirect to YouTube I think Spotify might be adding some kind of video thing. Because I was going to say the video thing is important for a lot of people to see, like the Elon Musk meme, for example, wouldn't happen if not for video. So, I was just thinking about that. Surely the like Clips channel and his other one is going to keep going. It's like, sure, like, that's what the biggest part of his image to me is his YouTube presence.

Yeah. And now he's just moved away from that for Spotify. And I think that's crazy. Maybe it's some exclusive, like, early. access, right, so maybe the video element comes out delayed, or maybe maybe he will just embed a three-hour video onto his website every week.

Yeah, I don't know how it's going to be. Because as long as he isn't using like a video streaming platform like YouTube, then I guess he's not breaching the exclusivity. You know why he's done this, though? Because he hates iTunes? No.

100 million yeah you wanted so make sure that no one like Elon Musk ever devalued their company by smoking weed on video no think about it just think about it for a second I'm going to let this guy think about it for a bit so

as JAR we jump onto Spotify you know I'm stuck our podcast is on Spotify and that oh I see you're and obviously being one of the leading podcasts in Australia. In Australia, but

most of the rest of the world as well. I think Joe Rogan saw that we were sort of infringing upon his territory. Yeah. So, unfortunately, Alpha Lions tend to bite back.

So the deal is for exclusivity, so there's no YouTube. is only Spotify That's why we're announcing today that

we have been bought off by only fans to exclusively upload I thought it was Daily Motion Does that even exist anymore? Yes Oh

Dating motion Such a quick response James Such an Yeah interesting That was the last I went on daily motion, James. Five years ago, maybe.

Back when porn was still allowed on it. Yes, I left after that. After that happened, I went to the German site that was just doing the same thing. Then that went, so I've got none of it now. But do you think this, if Spotify, you know, having

Joe Rogan is like the thickhead of podcasts, like exclusive to them, do you think it's going to cause, was a shift in, you know, podcasts? Do you think a lot more of them were going to focus on Spotify now as compared to YouTube? I don't think so. I don't really see him establishing a huge trend because people were already doing podcasts on Spotify. I was always confused as to why his was just on YouTube.

To me, he was the outlier. I was like, why is he any on YouTube? Podcasts traditionally are an audio thing. it's trying it strange for a man of like his resources obviously like jar media was on YouTube at ages exclusively but you know we're not fucking Joe Rogan

so I always found it strange what you want about what you want about we've been you're lying to millions of people right here what get away but the main thing I think is because he's doing it over censorship and you know at Jarm media we get censored a lot

constantly well we do have a lot of crazy ideas what was censored from um jay rogan stuff um of the top of my head being like you know the type of person is and the biggest he has on you know he has on people from both forward to like politics you know every everything imaginable and i think there are certain things that are getting um censored you know like if if a white ring person's on the cast on his cast not his cast his experience i'm pretty sure they were taken down some stuff.

Like I think some of the Elon Musk stuff was taken down as well. It's just that you typical

YouTube censorship there's been a whole thing on YouTube for a while now. Scaety babies.

Yeah. So I'm just like, I'm just curious on if that would actually cause any like ripple

in the podcasting world. Back on YouTube was cool you could have thumbnails like that hippo chasing

the naked guy which was flat. once they changed all the rules. Yeah, so that's been changed, I think. I've taken down. It's a shame. You know, if hippo-humor cannot be included in thumb-nows,

then what's the point? You said it. I'm just disappointed. Why don't they have, like, because they have YouTube kids, don't they, for little kiddies? Why don't they have, like, YouTube adult? Yeah. Well, everyone would sign up to immediately.

Or everyone would use that immediately. whatever. As long as they couldn't really call it YouTube adult. Oh, that makes it sound like it's a porn thing

couldn't they? Yeah. YouTube. Could have porn on it. Fuck it. Oh, okay. Yeah, but then the whole site would just be done.

It would, wouldn't it? Can you imagine the day that YouTube truly changed hers? You go on the homepage and it's just, it just looks like fucking porn hub.

And then there's just like one normal YouTube video just in there. Marker player. Yeah, Markiplier But even he's doing porn now Markiplier does porn Have he his new channel

That was the glory of Daily Motion Because that just was Daily Motion And it was incredible Also Underrated Daily Motion is the best place To watch films Because they never got taken down You could watch films

As soon as it came out It's still, I'm pretty sure Let me actually check if daily motion Is still a thing Because I just remember it dying I only used Daily Motion to watch, like, South Park when I was in, like, year seven. It's the only way I knew how to find it. Oh, Daily Motion's still a thing.

I never used it. It's a new site. What? Anyway, I remember watching, like, the raid on it, like, a few years ago. The raid. Yeah. A few years ago, you just said the last time you used it was five years ago. Ooh.

Uh, uh, uh, uh. Well, there's nothing wrong with me using Daily Motion after that. There's no pawn. So... It just means you're a liar. I'm not a liar. I'm just being honest. I'm an honest man trying to make my way in life.

Is that, is that one? You can gun me down? No. I hope Yes Yes So what have we been doing recently Alex

You've been watching something haven't you Um Yeah I presume you mean the The world's all apart And I'm One of them Yeah

Anime Japanese origin And let's say Before you say the name It's just shit. It's really bad. Have you seen it? I've started a few episodes.

It's shit. Did you watch it in Japanese or the Why would I ever watch anything in dub? Yeah, who do you think you're talking to, Alex? Yeah, he's an anime expert. Yeah, true. I've watched, I think my

total of hours of anime watched is like, uh, fuck, a lot. Like, well over a couple hundred. Not that many, is it? That's a lot. Yeah, I'd have to go on my bloody... A couple hundred. You think 20 minute episodes?

You know, that's a lot. Oh my God. Let me go. Who the fuck did that? Jamie. This is a fucking... You can't do that when we're recording. What's that noise?

Um, was it a ghost? Yeah, the anime I was watching. Yeah. It's called Parasite the Maxim or something shit like that. Oh, it sounds dumb. Yeah, it's about a, uh, a high school main character. This guy, I've forgotten, I've already forgotten his name. I've finished it like a couple days ago.

I can't remember his name. name um but he gets infected by a parasite that devours his hand and replaces it as like an identical looking thing but it's a parasite that can like morph into this like creature it's a dibby his hand turns into like a parasite dibby and yeah it's like parasites fighting it's kind of like a loose rip-off of like the attack on titan sort of formula it hits like the same beats pretty much at the same time as that show i think a lot of shows post uh attack on titan tried to be attack on titan because it was so big that it's just everything had to kind of replicate it in a few in ways yeah and it's got that whole thing of like this enemy has this weakness and we need that to be able to target that

weakness and all this like insane dialogue the dialogue is so bad i set i changed it from um the the Japanese original audio with subtitles to just the English dub because it made it funnier it was a humorous experience and made me laugh quite a few times there's a couple of good moments but it does that thing I remember like death note and all that do where they just have like three songs that they just use on repeat that's like an anime trope or something um no they mix them like just a bit too loud so that they're they're really intrusive in in parasite so this this really annoying anime music just pounding on repeat in every other episode they're doing it and it's very

I love them I love the music and there's one in particular I'm thinking of it's like the thing with like anime and music is they they they they make one good like song and that's it that's the only thing they'll ever use or it's like the weird thing was post-deck on Titan was they were going for like those big dramatic scores because no matter what way you look at it the attack on Titan soundtrack is fucking incredible it's so fucking good yeah it's really good

the composer of that did a lot of stuff after because of like the the popularity of Attack on Titan so you watch a completely different show and you'll like pick up the same vibes from it but that's like a small portion of anime

but most of the time it's like they don't care about soundtracks they will just like just get the shittest they can and that's okay nah yeah overall it was it was shit but I enjoyed it

so is it like um what's something shit do you like me uh halo is it like Halo um

I'm just gonna refuse that question because I just I just agree the premise okay so is it is it Alex actually likes a Madagascarian, though

I'm like who compared to Madagascar, yeah, in a way Madagascar Which is also something that's quite bad I watched that trailer again the other day He does not say Madagascar as many times as I thought he did Is that way one with the live action actors? With the box, yeah and it's just Ben Stiller stood by a box

that says Madagascar, just talking about it. And back then, the logo was totally different. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because Madagascar 2 originally wasn't called Escape to Africa. It was called something

else. I don't know. I can't remember. Washed up. Some horseshit like that. No, I do actually remember that. It was washed up. It's something like that. No, it wasn't. No, I suppose it was.

No, it was. You can find, like, legit. Yeah, no, it wasn't. I didn't even mean to do that. Oh, well. James, when's the last time you read a book? Um, oh, this is... Um, I read someone's... What's it called with?

And what's that thing you're doing in uni? Dissitation. Yeah, I read one of those not long ago. 103 pages. Read that, that was... 103 pages? Yeah. That wasn't a dissertation, then.

That was something else. Oh, I said it was a dissertation. It might have been a master's, like, paper. 103 pages. Yeah, mine was 33, my dissertation. 103 pages. It would have to be a PhD or a master's. Are you talking A4, James?

Because it was an interesting subject about something that is just really interesting. Anime. No, only fans. What actually was it on? I can't say. What? I can't say. Fuck, James.

What was it on? I can't say. Why can't you say it? It was someone who was in a station. They published it. I can't say. At an academic level, this exists. I can't say.

You know, I don't think you actually read it. No, I did. I did. Yeah, you made this whole thing up. No, no, I didn't make the top of it. Do you want to go in my downloads and find it? Well, yeah, go on. What was it?

I can't give me a second. You know what it is. Just say. No, I can't say. this is what I don't understand about James in the way he fucking traps himself actually it's a hundred and nine pages yeah well what was it then

why can't you say it's a if it's actually an academic paper then you can say it unless it's just like I don't know racial slurs for like nine words, then I understand you're not being able to say it.

No, it's from the Chicago School of Professional Psychology. The dissertation was submitted to. I can't say anything more. It's a secret. Can you tell us off air? Yeah.

Okay. I'll take that as an acceptable response. Your homework next week is to read mine. Do you want me to find all the spelling mistake? Is there an audio book version? Yeah, that's the jar like futures doing audiobooks. Dicitations. Yeah, well, you can hire us undergraduates, and we'll do an audiobook of your shit dissertation.

We'll make it really funny, though. Well, there are definitely some shit dissertations out there. What did you say about my dissertation? I said it was shit. Mine was actually really good. You weren't saying that when you were licking my fucking taintest night. I was drinking fucking water. You said that.

Oh, dude. The reason I asked those is because I've actually been reading book. You have. You read this boring book. Now, uh, we'll catch you on the next half of this jar. No, I'm reading a book for, like, the first time in 10 years. And you know what? Now I feel superior to all of you.

No, I've read something that was 109 pages. Yeah, that's not even many pages. Okay, loser. No, you can't contain himself. He has to run around in the game. Go to book club, book boy. I do go to a book club, and we socially distance. Book boy. Book boy.

Book boy. Funny book boy. Oh, look. I'm going to do the piss-a-dick dance. What is this piss-a-dick dance? Do you know what the pit-a-dick dance is, Alex? Have we ever talked about funny bookboy before that? Um, I have that stock image saved.

Has I ever shown up in any of the videos before? I don't know. But, like, where did it... Alex came up with funny book boy. Right? Yes. He used to... He used to mostly call James a funny book boy.

not entirely sure why to this day that's what i mean like where did that come from like it's not an insult it's not because that's my favorite type of um labeling label yeah one there's just it holds no uh random no meaning really and also it was so long ago i can't remember who's the most funny book boy in jar

I'd say James No I've got to decide what the word means Should I um hang on Hey Siri Define funny book boy You have that on Hey Siri

Define funny book boy Yeah it's worth Leaving that feature on it's worth leaving that feature on just so you can say hey sirey start a timer for five minutes yeah it's really handy while cooking leaving it on for that but at the same time no no the the only time it ever

activates incorrectly for me is when I'm playing cod and I get annoyed and I go are you serious and then it's like yes what do you want annoyingly for me though whenever I say Paisley, it tends to think I'm saying. Really? That's strange. Paisley.

Paisley. Paisley. Paisley. Hey, Siri. It's getting confused, yeah. Whatever. Can we just confirm, can you confirm what the Pissadick dance was? I don't know what the Pissadick dance was.

I don't even know what Pissadick is. You've just made it up on the spot. Okay, okay. I googled Pissadick. And you know, the first thing's, comes up, it says, I Jew Alex's Dick Pisser on the I-H-E-Redit and then Alex's first comment is this is fucking amazing, piss-a-dick forever. What? You know what Piss-A-Dick is?

You're completely horseshitting, James. Look, I'm going to tell you the real story of piss-a-dick. So, one new years... Alex's Reddit. One new years, me, James, and Ruben got together and we got James in front of the camera after he had a few

and he invented this um cowboy no you're talking absolute fuck off no no they're talking Ruben did this happen Ruben they didn't Ruben do you know he's made up

Ruben you know that were you going to trust Jamie and his brother or me of course they're going to band together to Alex do you even know what piss of dick is no I've never I've literally never heard about it until randomly said hey look I'm going to show you the

piss-a-dick dance. No, no, no. James invented the Piss-A-Dick dance while... Alex, I'm... No, Alex, I'm... You know what you... You know, you know, because

it's your thing. Why would I-H-E fans know it? They don't know it. Alex, there's proof. I just posted proof. I just posted proof. You posted it where? On our group chat, if you Google

Piss-a-Dick, the first thing comes up is your weddit. Unfortunately... I can't find the picture of funny book boy. Oh, don't worry about funny book boy. That's old... I just wanted to find it. But it's gone.

No, James, that's Dick Pissor. No, it's right. No, literally look down and you'll see. No, that's Dick Pissor, James. There's something else. No, no. That's something completely different. You invented Pitter.

Do you want me, do you want to confirm? Do you want me confirm? The person we made that, commented again, just realized I found. his name it should be piss a dick you know it Alex I don't know what the fuck you know it no man you're just

James you're being totally absurd no you're being absurd we're gonna have to go to I fucking hate you second half in a minute because I gotta give James a chance to cool down no no no yeah James can fucking wipe the piss from his dick

You're going to admit to piss a dick right now I'm never coming back Um He sounds quite serious He's not being serious No he sounds quite serious Okay James Look at my Bordland's character in the eye

Yeah And tell me that you made piss a dick Um Alex made piss a dick he wasn't that was me looking at him in the eye you walked off James is a liar James is a liar James is a fan's James is a dick James is a liar

See you on the next half of this show Yeah you'll see piss a dick Are you James on the next show You won't see funny book boy because that's gone Alex no piss a dick is your thing You know it is we've proven it James is James is lying

You know, you know why Because you told me to do the dance on a video What was the dance Is this half over? I want to go take a piss I'm not sure whether we ended this half What's happening? We've ended the half, idiot The half has ended

Uh yeah, we'll be back after these messages Ohdy partner, me Augie, me have shirts for sale Send the description below Welcome back, everybody. You're joined by me, the In This Loser. What? And this is the second section where we answer questions asked by you, the community.

Um, take it away. If you want to leave your own questions for us to answer on future episodes or past episodes, head over to the subreddit. There's a suggestions thread. Let's start off. then with this one from Shave Your Dog who says I'm an arborist

parentheses a person who studies trees and I recently came to your town slash region to study the trees in the area I wanted some help from some lads who knew the region and you guys were the first thing to come to mind me and my team

have been discussing this topic and we just can't find the right answers my question is what types of trees are the Madagascar cast? Cheers, boys. I was wondering what the fuck is going to be the punchline. This has been so fucking drawn out. What is it going to be?

That's the most impressive one I've heard. So Alex is March, who is a bird. Because Martin Marty is black and white He's kind of got a light thing to him Is he white with black stripes or black with white?

I think he's a birch tree because those are You know Those are white with black stripes Or maybe black with white stripes No those are white with black Bit You shut the fuck up Who's Maurice

What tree is Maurice Well Well no First we have to find out Which jar member Maurice is And then which tree No it's just the Madagascar cast That's all he wanted

Yeah not the jar media cast as trees. Yeah, there's no kind of... Pardon me, sorry. Yeah, so what tree is Maurice? Who's Maurice? You? James is Maurice. So James would be daffodils.

No, I'd be... I'd be that tree that's in the Imperial War Museum. Chant's really lame. Joseph Zed Khan says at a gym and Alex which one is the Doug Walker

and which is the Rob Walker Alex is Doug Walker Jamie's the cool one I can't respond to this question I don't know I want to know why James thinks Rob Walker's the cool one I got to Google this definitely isn't

I didn't know he had a brother yeah that's what they're like duo is like I think um his Reuben is the writing Reuben is the So no no the answer to this question is

Whoever wo um The wall video is Is the uncalled one Oh Oh right I see then they're both uncalled and therefore You're both uncool but we knew that anyway Ha

Hi, my name's Jamie. Genre of the Wikipedia genre of nostalgia critic is the top one is review slash rant. I just love that they make that, that differentiation. Oh, I love that. What a fucking insult. But it's true. Has this to say?

Has there ever been a piece of media that's genuinely pissed you off or insulted you, either by the terrible and harmful messages they push or just by how completely incompetent. I've got a good one for this one, Evangelion. Oh my God. Come on, okay, look, I'm limiting you to 60 seconds on this subject. It starts, uh, uh, even now, go.

You're assuming there's actually something to be said about Evangelian, besides the fact of it's just for 60 seconds. Okay, there you go. go, go on. There's nothing to be said about Evangelion, it's shit. Okay, well, I mean, you've got like 53 more seconds.

There's nothing more to say about that. The whole anime is just still frames with really fucking edgy cicadas in the background. Did you hear what the question was? No, I just heard the name, the question's name was Evangelion Shill, so I made it to have

an Evangelion. God damn it. It's shit, Alex, you know it's shit. You watched it. No, the question was asking what media genuinely has pissed you off or insulted you? Yeah, Evangelion. Why?

You can't just say because it's shit. It insulted me. It insulted my intelligence because it's so fucking boring. Okay. Oh, no. I'm not going to go. You're out of time. I know.

I was going to talk about Dark Souls, but, you know. Oh, thank God we ran out of time. I'm gonna say that's a different topic you can say do the minute thing again for your own bullshit no because I'm gonna need more than a minute to talk about Dark Souls T yeah I hope that he gets a long time on this one hey Siri start a timer for 45 minutes no wait hold up let me

let me just find something real quick Ruben you answer while I find this Okay, Dark Souls 2 is Now mine was actually going to be Star Wars, the Rise of Skywalker As a recent one I mean I've been more insulted for example by like Vanilla Sky but I complained about that already

But the Rise of Skywalker I didn't finish I watched about an hour and five minutes of it I think an hour to hour and 10 I remember because I remember marking in my head Oh yeah when you go back to it And I didn't want to I don't want to fucking go back to it But just in case they did. So, Rise of Skywalker, I was not really with it,

but there was one moment where Ray says to Finn, like, I don't think anyone knows me. I can't do this. Where has this arc come from? Why is she like, I don't know I am anymore. It's just out of nowhere. And that was it. You get to a bamboo brick.

Yeah, I did meet that awful character. Baboo frick Awful Just awful This is why Star Wars fans are losing it for baboon Frick I haven't seen that as a fucking talk to the moment And I was just looked at this character

And I was like that looks awful Why would anyone be happy about this I was more insulted by Rise of Scarwalker than I was Any other Star Wars film Because it was like pretending to be something You know, sick as fuck dude cool the climax of this epic new trilogy

and it's just shit yeah you missed out on some good stuff that comes later you ready for Dark Souls Tuna no my answer is actually the Amazing Spider-Man 2 oh okay wait what

Joey Diaz is in Spider-Man 2 oh no not that's different no he's that's Spider-Man 2 the Amazing Spider-Man 2 might actually be my least favorite comic book film ever made. Are you just trying to bait us into asking you why so you can say

well isn't that the question of the day? Is that what this is? I've thought this has been an elaborate better. That line wasn't even in the movie, was it? Yeah, exactly. Barthine. No, first of all,

it's got Jamie Fox's teeth re- They actually spent some of the CGI budget. Like, 40, fucking grand or something, whatever I was still. They had to fuck up his teeth for a bit. And then he had to, yeah, and then make. Oh, my God. Just so he could have perfect teeth while he's electron or whatever of his fucking

nymph. Don't you know? I'm electro. actual line from that fucking trash and his motivation for why you hate Spider-Man yeah it's because Spider-Man was not really nice to him and then like with all the people he fucking bumps into in New York doesn't remember him

and the rhinos in that movie um Is that right at the end? Yeah. Music. Do, do, do, do, do. Oh, my God, yeah. The soundtrack is awful.

It's got that embarrassing. Like, the fact that it tries to, like, set up this Spider-Man universe and, like, was so confident it was going to get sequels. Sony just canned it.

Yeah, because it was trash. And Andrew Garfield is a fucking hack-frog. Why? He's been in some good stuff. Because he's not Spider-Man. Right, that's not his fault as an actor, is it? No, exactly. Okay, the Andrew Garfield,

I think he is by far the worst Spider-Man. Let's have mine as a guest next week. No, I think... I think no Ted McGuire Tom Holland Andrew Garfield what about

Chris Pine what about comic book not not comic what about video game PS4 Spider-Man yeah he's good he's the best one

he's not the best one no he is to me he's the best one like by a little who's the best one at likes I mean it depends what your agenda is really what you see as being Spider-Man. Funniest one, Toby

McGuire. No question about it. Punch me, I believe. I'm just going to say Tony Stark Mark 2 is the best one.

Loser. I don't know. I honestly don't really give a shit. My favorite Spider-Man is the Spider-verse one, anyway. Oh, yeah.

What, um, Peter B. Parker. Yeah. Do you mean Miles? Oh, Peter G. Parker. Yeah. I mean, that's the best Spider-Man film. What, Peter G. Parker? Peter Q. Parker, actually.

As far as actually answering this question is concerned, there's this YouTube channel that I run that might have a good answer for you. Just go over there and watch those. Wow. Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah.

Give his answer. I'm turning my back. James' answer is Evangelion. Yeah, no, James' answer was definitely the worst, but yours is just... No, I think, Jamie, you have not seen Evangelion to be able to say that. That's a valid point. It's one of the most overrated things in existence. No, it doesn't mean it was your intelligence.

It does. I've seen it. one of my other answers was going to be um stuber because that movie is i think that it insults my intelligence in the way that's sort of a compliment because it's like so intelligent that it makes me feel stupid there was some celebrity that like recently watched stubo and was like tweeting about how much they loved it and those of the tweets were like just tagging media and what

the fuck you talking about this is talking shits like you should happen ages ago oh yeah oh oh oh wait I've got a my definitive answer yeah

um it's called the voices explain oh shit that Ronald's me yeah oh my god figure out of that fucking piece of shit film it really thinks it's like something special and smart

but i mean brian reynolds is your lead so fucking like it it's like peak of greatness that it could have possibly been with ryan reynolds of the lead is like two out of five stars at most but this movie just doesn't even fucking try I forgot about that. It really was bad. Yeah, that might be my least favorite film. That's about it. The consensus says they like it.

Well, I've given it a try. I didn't even know that. I'd never heard of that film. No, dude, honestly, it's so bad. Yeah, it's incredibly bad. 3.2. Yeah. Do you think it's because there's a weighting of American letterbooks users first?

Everyone else. People, internet people just like Ryan Reynolds. Because there's tiny eyes, I guess. He's a really tiny little eyes. It's tiny, aren't they? Yeah. Genuinely, though, Alien Covenant, like, pissed me off more than it should have. That really annoyed me that movie.

maybe kind of stinks can I give a runner up then go on then two runners up uh deadpool one and two all right next question okay what pissed you off about

Deadpool one and two we've been over this yeah yeah Deadpool does not deserve more of our time because it's time I'll never get happy on the other hand

Halo 5 I could have a little bit more of our time get out get out get out go crocodile boy go crocodile boy

I'm a horse you have a crocodile skin it's a it's a horse head get out halo five boy

okay let's do this one from um mousy magpie who says do y'all like going to concerts and if so

what are some things you like like slash dislike about the experience. But try and steer clear of mosh pits, but I love the atmosphere. That was them saying that, not me. Wait, hang on, I missed the whole question. I zoned out for a moment.

Maybe you should stop. Do you like live music? All right. I hate live music myself. Yeah, I prefer to listen to it through a eBay speaker. I guess it's pretty cool and stuff, you know, but... Deidation, man, going to collapse. The only thing I would want from a live performance is to have the chance to lick the boots of the person I idolize.

Yeah, the question is things you like and dislike about the experience of going to like music. I dislike all of it. I like none of it. Anyway, that's James accounted for, moving on. Like they said in the question itself, or their answer to the question, like the whole atmosphere is scale X tricks. Yeah. No, it is really cool because everyone's not the same reason and you just have the connection, this point of reference for everyone that's there.

The downside is the dehydration and how expensive it usually is just to be there. Price and it's always cramped. Yeah, it's never a comfortable experience ever I mean If it's like a Not Big Deal artist And just like a pub or something That's a different story

You know, that can be cool And you just Well, like festival ones are interesting too Yeah But still they tend to be pretty cramped That's the only thing You know, if you actually want to get near enough So the music's good

Yeah, the thing I dislike most is that Your want to drink is much higher Whenever you're at one of these events But going to the toilet is like this huge deal For me anyway It's like If you're in the world of like a huge crowd And you've got to go from one point

All the way to the other and it's like thousands of people it's a mission yeah but also like getting back to that point like it's fucked yeah and getting a drink like if you finish your drink

you want to go and get another drink yeah as well as P so you've got to go in one direction past thousands of people to get to the toilet then all the way back

to the opposite end where the fucking you've got a cue for the toilet and cue for the drinks as well yeah and then you're missing like all of the the music you know.

All in all. Yeah. Watch them on YouTube instead. No. There are certain people I would love to see, but it's not like I'm one of those people that really loves just to go and see sort of any artist I like.

There's only like a few I would really want to see, you know. Like I'd love to see Nine Inch Nails. And that's like sort of not it in terms of like artists that are likely to tour because, you know, Darth Punk aren't going to fucking tour again just forget about it never David Bowie's dead

I'd like to see drakelove I gotta say that yeah kind of sucked well you've only got a limited amount of time before he might kill jackson's himself what becomes really popular and no he's gonna pretend to be blacker than he is and it's pretending to have like a he puts on a patois and all that shit so he's already heading towards it Hmm

Hmm Maybe I would also like To see The Clash No, I'd rather listen to Superior MIA I'd like to see Halo 3 live I'd like to see the Marvel soundtrack

Done live No, that's not what I mean I want to see Halo 3 the video game Live we have this one from Mattie Wu 98 who says hi Joe similar to last week's question

on tank positions if you boys were working together in a restaurant what would your roles be Jamie would be the barman that's simple that's just you know why why wouldn't he

you'd be the pot wash no no okay let's listen to me only me and Jamie have an experience of in like a pub You know, in an actual professional environment.

I've done waitering. Well, that's great. You're the waiter then. And I've done bar stuff. And I've also done kitchen work. So Jamie's bar, I'm waiter. But I wouldn't want to, yeah, where are you two then? I got shaky ass hands. I've also got shaky ass hands, but you fucking deal with it, baby.

But I'm an excellent cook. I'm just saying it. laying it out there. Okay, so Alex is the chef. No, but what is our restaurant? What are we making? What is our specialty? There are four different specialties.

Okay. Shoot. They each begin with the corresponding letter of our first names. Oh. So jam, jelly. what apples and raspberries

is there reason it's like fruit or think of a food that begins of our um ratatoui oh

ravioli okay so we've got wavioli we've got jelly and then we've got apples and jam

boom that is our specialty. You can only buy them. Can my specialty be Jerusalem fried chicken? Where was that? What was that from? Is it just a Jerusalem fight chicken? No, but where was that picture?

In Jerusalem? Is it in Jerusalem? Why would it be called Jerusalem? Why is KFC in Swendon not called SFC? Okay, no, if a non-Chinian KFC brand is called Jerusalem-fired chicken, I guarantee you it's actually in Jerusalem. Jerusalem bar and kitchen is what's come up. I've seen the image of Jerusalem. It looks like Jerusalem.

Oh, there it is. Jerusalem fried chicken. Yeah, but it's got 0747.7.7.0. It's a fucking British mobile number. Yeah, it's in London. yeah i literally just searched i just searched jerusalem fried chicken and it is in slamsion 15 letters i don't understand jerusalem 15 is whale no it is it is not no no just search jerusalem fried chicken in i have first of all is a kosher restaurant in jerusalem the person that comes up for me it's jerusalem bar and kitchen in fucking fitzrovia london so i'm getting one in jerusalem and that's the one we go by it No, it is.

I'm looking, I'm looking at it. Why would they have a British mobile number? Do you know Jerusalem Nobel numbers? No, do they have 07 as well? I'm pretty sure they do. Why? Okay, let me... It's plus 972.

So yes. So not 07, actually. Well, no, that's... the um the thing to listen you have been destroyed no that's that's to call them from here so you do plus 972 to call them from here that's how international calling work

I don't know what the the thing is in Ruben search it Jamie search it some fried chicken right now and guess what first of all is going to be in Israel it's open and it closes in a few hours so we can go get it so you want me to call Jerusalem fried chicken

yes I'm literally looking It's just how Siri to do it. Hey, Siri, call Jerusalem fried chickens. And they are in Hamlka, 15, 9418203 Jerusalem as well. The Jerusalem fried chicken is in Jerusalem. I just found an AFC. It was AIMC.

Arab fried chicken. Yes, Ruben, the number for Jerusalem fried chicken. is plus 972-7-4-740-8877. What the fuck? You're reading that out? I'm just proving to Ruben the Jerusalem-Frike chicken. Why didn't you have to read the whole?

It doesn't matter because it's an image you can find online. No, it's Jerusalem-fired chicken. You don't find it online. It's in Jerusalem. Have you answered the question here? Can I go to another? What the fuck was it? Yeah, we are.

just move on jelly jam avioli apples that's our that's J J.J.A.R. Jarl the restaurant Jelly jam Jerusalem fried chicken

apples Mavioli We're moving on Jesus Akpan Studios Rubin question What do you think about the Artemis program

in 2024 in which astronauts will returning and starting on the moon to survey mining locations and establish a permanent orbital and planet side base. Are you excited? Yeah, I can't wait to hijack. Yeah, I think that's pretty cool. I can't wait for the massive Coca-Cola company sign on the moon. That's going to be sick. The first woman will be landing on the moon, 2024. Well, yeah, I think that's pretty cool. And then if we successfully land on the moon in 2024, then I don't know, it might

put to bed a few of the conspiracy theories about how we never landed on it to begin with. What if this is just the first time we landed on it? Or they do another conspiracy then still haven't landed on it. Well, because I think one of the arguments is why did we not go back any time after? And it's like, well, now we're gonna.

How did you just do that? What did you just... What? You're like, Jim's character just did something fucking weird of his hand. You know, whatever. Yeah, I don't know. I think it's...

good and cool. Hopefully it all happens fine and they don't like, you know, die like one of the previous, no, two of the previous missions, but the two missions that ended in the death of the crew. Sick as fuck, bro.

I don't know what more to say about it, to be perfectly honest. It's pretty neat. We should stop mining other planets. It wasn't a question for you, James. You can't answer. through. Okay, cool. Next question. Moving on. Bacon Chips 14 says,

who in the jarcast do you think would look the best as an obese man? We've been. Why? James does have such quick answers for every question. It's like he's already branded all this shit. Is it because I'm brown and you've got this idea

about fat brown people being like, yeah, he's a fat black guy, he's got so much sauce, he's so funny. No, it's I just kind of quickly imagine you all just fat and Reuben looks the best. I'd say Alex. Alex is getting that way, to be honest. That's fucking horrible for you say.

How dare you? He's gone, he's just running away. Alex? I don't know. To be honest, we're all going to have to whip out fat booth and have a go. Oh, Rubin? Um, you, Jamie.

Thank you. See, we all got... We all get to be fat. Apart from James. Yeah, I am getting a stomach at the moment, like a fat boy for Tommy. Oh, is it? Oh, yeah. It means I've got to go to the gym, which I am doing, and I'm just going to become fucking huge.

Then it's game overtime, ladies. Okay, let's end on this one then from a... tummy who says hello beast you are my fave mr. mr passionate napper and others sometimes they think about the sheer scale of the almost 300 hours of casts and blabs that spawned so many examples of fringe slash deep cut slash obscure references as well as jar memes phrases and epic law question can any think of any one bit that not one jarling would understand. I really don't think you can.

Yeah, there's been stuff we've alluded to. I can't think of anything off the top of my head, but I'm sure there's stuff that is, it probably sounds funny just through like the obligation to laugh because we're all laughing, but you don't know the true darkness of in. They definitely don't know the meaning of the, uh, the Gorgas poster. Gorgas. E.C.

Gorgas. Oh, truly gorgas. Oh, truly gorgas, yeah See, when you say gorgas, it makes me think of like gorgon Or sort of mythical monster Yeah, monster, yeah Wow, monster Yeah, Jim

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