JAR Media Posdact - Burnin’ Down the House! - JARCast Episode 276

Episode Date: May 30, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:14 Housekeeping 09:12 The Race 15:19 Alex Nearly Burned Down The Neighbourhood 23:34 James' Gift from Jim 26:14 Thumb Bit 27:20 Mid Break 29:34 The 'Teacher' Reports in 33:37 Slippin Jimmy Thoughts 35:59 Most Used Emojis 39:01 What to do with the Pi s s a 40:30 Games/Movies/TV Shows that are hard to get into now 48:29 Shower Routine 57:20 William 1:10:35 Hot Take James vs Serious James 1:14:51 Bonus Moment 

Cool. Good. I thought I'm not capable. Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this episode. We do it, we do it, we do it. We do it again. Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the... Again.

Restart? Yep. Yeah, I'd say restart. This is the Huluwee eight episodes of her. Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen, I'm walking for this. No, we do, we do, you missed your beat. We're not moving forward until this is perfect. Like how, we need to do at least 30, 40 takes of this.

No, it's the endless eight. There's eight. Why don't we do a jar, endless eight? Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night, ladies and gentlemen. No, no, an endless eight. Eight episodes that are identical, but they are completely different episodes. You're going to have to explain by that. So we have a school.

suzumia anime they did eight episodes where the same thing happened but they were all reanimated in different angles so they were completely new episodes but the story was different depending on the angle you saw no just everything's identical but they did at different angles they reanimated the same story for eight episodes so we should do that like good no it's miserable I watched all eight so we should do Jha where we do the same episode but there's a new gimmick every time of all wearing different clothes is our Wendless 8 And the angle changes their clothes?

No, in the anime, I'm saying we change clothes so that it's clear we're doing the episode again. Okay. It'll be funny. Make it, what we do is you make it the normal episode. Eight times in a world. Jim. But we make the normal episode again.

Eight times. James is talking about anime that I don't understand again. Good afternoon, morning, evening on night, ladies and gentlemen. Well, maybe you should actually become cultured instead of watching your silly little Star Wars shows. Oh, I like both. Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this episode of the Jam Media Podcast,

episode 26, 76. Nearly. 246. Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this episode of the Jammedia podcast, episode 341. I am today, Jamie.

To my writers today, Alex, and to my further writers today, James. How are we all doing, today, boys. Not good today. Just wait until you see tomorrow, Alex. Really? Well, I'm not going to see tomorrow, Alex, so that's fine. Oh, good then. Just before we get too deep into the show,

I'd like to just take a moment to thank the most beautiful people out there, the lovely patrons over at patreon.com, who help support the show and make the audio versions of the show, the JAR Media podcast, episode 239. 76. Available on audio...

Podbean. Audio pod bean, audio, Spotify. Shout out to Podbean. Big shout out to Podbean. Thank you for helping us strive. There's no awesome that Bean is literally in it. Audio, Apple, iPod audio. Apple Bean.

Sorry, but everyone watches podcasts on that Apple Watch, actually. I Bean. There, I Bean. That I Bean 12. I've been hyped to record this episode. Hey, whew! I'm a big fan of that. No, I'm not.

Okay. You're especially a fan of the origin of Bear Bear Better. Oh, don't. No, no, we can't reveal that. We can't. No, don't worry, I won't reveal it. Thank you. I would actually leave the show and make a Wival podcast if you did.

Okay, cool, James. Awesome. Epic. Alex, I have a question for you, the man with the plan. Oh. What's this? You're sidelining me. You're putting me on the spot. Is your house particularly? dirty today it's um it's not really dirty but it's kind of like smoldering a little bit

smoldering yeah spicy no not spicy kind of like ashy post post a certain sort of flame but first let's do some housekeeping uh we had uh we had so many good question or comments last episode that um actually not even just comments just this might be the juiciest to steal some of James's vernacular, the juiciest, sloppiest amount of content, feedback. I love sloppy, juicy feedback. Awesome redid questions, awesome comments. When you, I don't do that. Sorry. Just like, uh, James McC. Oh, God. Combe said. I can't believe I got called Coom. Easily the fatest L I've taken in years.

And then G-skits Industries replied to that saying they called me G-skits once instead of G-skits, my entire YouTube career and brand awareness destroyed forever. Don't say they, me. Yeah, don't unperseeing a virus is fucking shit. Yeah, this is on me, and I'll take responsibility for this. I don't really have an excuse to me. Mojave. Mojovae.

Mojave. Mojave. Yeah, I guess I just can't read. Soz? I B8753 says I'm the official Georgia Jarling We just need

Tennessee, Mississippi, Louisiana and North Carolina Jarlings to complete the official Deep South Jarling Alliance Sparky said this Can the gimmick for the next one Be James in a maid outfit? Alex won't buy me one

I'm in the made outfit That's not a made outfit Okay Well those listening Don't know that do they So thanks for ruining the whole surprise you wouldn't ever wear a maid outfit anyway I already have have you you have no idea what goes on in my personal yeah because you don't talk to me outside of jar as soon as you leave leave jar the jar

room you don't just ignore me that's what that's what this is for this is our catch up then we don't communicate oh so we like come back of really interesting stories yeah like hyper interesting anecdotal drips I'm not sure how I feel about sitting in the middle if I'm being real why is it too intimidating being between two

what you're going to say go on say it James don't be shy yeah don't be shy and also don't swear we're over that we are I've got bad at every video gets flag I barely I've barely sweared at all today but as soon as you put me on camp

swat swore swore Swab. I've not. I'm sworn to read this comment from Nubius Maximus. I recommend forcing yourself to quit caffeine for a few weeks and only drink water. I noticed no loss of energy and enabled me to easily fix my sleep schedule, so I'm not tired in the morning. But James is right in suggesting the current work culture demands caffeine addiction. People were not designed to work 40 hours a week.

Sitting down in a badly lit office staring at a screen, office work is inherently unhealthy. Do you know, this might be a... controversial, not even controversial, might just be stupid, but I love not sleeping. As in, when you wake up, when you wake up when you've had like three hours, that's the worst, most productive, most like, you are, in that situation, you are 150%. If you get any more than three hours, you're like 90%. Like, if I barely slept and I'm suffering of sleep, dehydrate,

deprivation. You're suffering from it right now? No. But it's like, if I go in. to work and I am just hanging. I will bash out some, I will just feel incredible. Like a level of vphoria that you can't ever get. No amount

of substance will ever get you to that same level of vphoria. There is actually some scientific truth to what James is saying. We talked about it in that second wind episode, right? Yeah. It's like a second wind, but it's like all day. Yeah, there's like a period of sleep deprivation

where you're hyper-creative, hyper-productive, super-motivated. but from what I understand it's like a small space of time it's like a day at most and then I crash I mean I've managed to make it last a day

through like willpower like I'm feeling great but you drink coffee every morning as well I do so maybe that extends it because you've to me nothing destroys my quality of life faster than a lack of sleep I love a lack of sleep yeah I go through see I'm weird of sleep and I go through phases where it's like no sleep

or I actually sleep in regularly. And it's like if I try to sleep in when I'm in my sleep deprivation era, ain't happening. I'll be up at 6 and I'm out there going on 100 mile sprints, you know? I'm going to talk about the race? No, we're not talking about the race.

Oh, the race. You're bringing up the 100 miles sprint and making me think of it. Yeah, you brought it up, right? Yeah, as an example, was what I was saying was that, you know, if I can't, I can't sleep when I don't want to and I can't not sleep when I want to sleep.

You know? But can you sprint in a circle really quickly? Well, okay. Okay, let's just, I'm going to spread out all of this across the table. I'm going to admit what has gone down. For many, many years, myself, James, have said that, I could beat Jamie in a sprint

because I did in year two. Which clearly you didn't. So, I was like, this was last weekend when we had all had a bit of alcohol. Jamie and Alex were significantly pissed. And I said, okay, let's do it then. Let's prove that I'll beat you in a race. So we walked around

and we walked into this little, we walked into this little green by Alex's house. And it was like, let's do it here and it's like there was kids there and you're like no I've got a better idea

so then we walk past into this little it's basically the flood area of an estate it's like a little reservoir thing yeah and it's a circle and Alex's just great idea

was that we do a lap of this circle to prove who's the quickest in a sprint a reservoir lap and I was against this because if you want to do a sprint and judge who's the quickest

you've got to do it on a flat straight road which we were next to So we did this silly little waste And I destroyed the boys off the start I was well ahead But I could hear Alex is stomping behind me And Jamie giggling

And I couldn't I couldn't keep running when I was laughing so hard So I stopped The laughing did make it really difficult Yeah I couldn't Did make it difficult How do they do it when they're like In the Olympics? How are they not

Giggling? How do they suppress the laughing? Yeah that's the hardest bit That's what they train years and years from Yeah that's what you forget about Like early hand, they're like just hilariously running. The moment you started, it was this instant, just hysterical laughter. And you can't run when you're laughing that much. The thing is, like, none of us are, like, professional sprinters by any stretch of the imagination.

And because the way it worked out, I was at the back at the start of the race. Yeah, because this is the thing on a circle. Instead of starting the race like you were in an Olympic circle where it staggered, We kind of just all went in a dodgy, like straight line. Yeah, so you had the inside. Yeah, you had the wasting line. Yeah, and also, like, the first bit narrows quite, quite sharply. So, like, we could have been colliding, could have been a whole thing.

Alex was really, really stressing over it. I was running behind you two, and the image of you two running was just really funny with the sun. So I'm laughing the whole run. I was laughing the whole run. You were no bit. I was in the phone. We basically got close, pretty much on the halfway mark, and I just, you were. stamping we needy loudly and Jim

was giggling and I couldn't fucking handle it I was just like yeah I've got to stop I can't I can't keep running when I was laughing this much so I just gave up did you watch though afterwards James yeah I did watch Alex you won hmm you won me yeah no Alex won Alex won the race crazy man

yeah yeah you did win actually yeah Alex won but there was a moment where it was like I actually went beast mode yeah I was behind you like laughing and I was like I laugh to stop it's time to fucking win this and I just went yeah and like I was catching up to you and then I could sense you gaining which is when I was like right now we're got to get into the breathing control yeah but that's when my brain was like because I just about caught up to you you you had like a healthy pace the whole way around because you do this yoga breathing

stuff and like you know what you're doing it got to a point where my brain was like all right your your lungs have nothing in them your brain is about to shut off unless you like just chill out now. So I had to stop. Alex's stomping just sets me. Like you can't focus when it's, no, because it's imagine a whole movie. What do you mean?

Imagine a whole movie where you're trying to get away from the person trying to kill you. There's that fear, right? You have a fear. Because it's like you got out won this. But when the person behind you are so close then you can just hear the fucking stomping, you can just do, dun, done, done.

Is it like a... Or a... I just don't think the way you were running. It was like a gallop. Yeah, it was like a fucking stompy gallop. Like in three legs. And it was really intimidating. Because I knew you were right behind me, so I was just like,

ah! To be honest, I'm glad we played fair and wasn't doing the whole, like, grabbing the back of the show. That's just too far. Mm-hmm. You know. So, yeah. I think we need to redo it in a straight line on the wode.

actual no alcohol just a straight fair sprint waste in three months yes but I can actually get healthy again because I'm not healthy we should do all different types of competitions hmm what should be the next one

we've done running um marathon that's running as well okay I mean like a triathlon what about like jumping over a pole oh I do really well at that or highest jumper on trampoline limbo

limbo limbo okay yeah going under a pole okay then that's a cool idea okay i i will limbo it is we can do it in here yeah no i don't think we can do it in here we'd have to do it like towards or away from the camera though yeah i reckon towards mm-hmm no but we need to up the ante yeah i'd say limbo flaming limbo yeah flaming limbo on the subject of flames so um Um, I, I seem to be on a role of like embarrassing stories, to tell on Jaya. You do. With the fraud, the fraud story last episode. To be honest, I've, I've actually, someone's actually committed fraud on my account since then.

Yeah, you've joined the, the collection. Um, so basically, I burnt down two meters of my, uh, my, my, my, my, my fence by accident. Um, um, and I had to call the fire brigade to come and put it out. Blast it out Should say that everything That's led up to this has been your fault You oh yeah I mean yeah

That's why it's embarrassing Because it's entirely my fault That it happened So I was like I was doing a big clear out of like A bunch of old paperwork And because I'm just stupidly paranoid About like data protection

I was like burn it To get rid of like all the old documents I don't need Smart Yeah or like an actual incinerator just like a metal tin a fire pit

yeah when I say incinerator it's just like a metal bucket with a funnel on top that can actually fit everything in and it has holes so the smoke can escape whereas I just have this like really old like just basic metal bucket that I burn things in like a moron so I piled this all

paperwork in just like squeezing it all set on fire let it burn it burnt up let the ash just sit there and then I genuinely like can't explain why I did it but I did do it um I decided it would be a good idea to oh I don't want like the dogs to go over and hurt themselves in the bucket or like trying to eat the ash or whatever so I'm gonna flick this over the fence so I flick it over the fence being impatient not not checking that if the, because I'd packed it so dense, of course, towards the bottom of the

yeah, yeah, but it was still, like to tip the bucket, did you not have to hold the bottom of the bucket? Um, it has like a handle. Yeah, but if, if you tip it, it wasn't hot by then. I thought it was out. Um, I flicked it over the fence. I guess all it would take is like one ember. Yeah. So I flicked it over the fence. Um, immediately it was like, oh, that probably wasn't very smart knowing that that's where I put like cardboard like old cardboard and stuff and the cuttings of your grass yeah and like grass cuttings and stuff like that um and it was like a particularly like warm dry day so it was like the actual perfect conditions for this this idiocy to begin yeah then this is your failing this is the thing that is your complete

enough yeah so I go inside for like 15 minutes go because I'm like I'm doing all this sorting on the house or whatever just doing boring admin whatever go outside and like 15 minutes later and what do I see some like just a little bit of smoke and not enough to be like properly concerned like a controllable amount grab a chair and like look over the fence and my shit right like the the the the mass effect like choice system came up and I had like two choices grab the hose and like spray it with water the white choice power gone the correct one or try and smother the and remove the oxygen um this so you got because it was such a small tiny like pile with just a little a little trail of smoke so I thought if my logic

because if I got a broom and smashed it and like held it down onto it you it would suffocate it so what so you grab this boom and he started hitting it and what does it do yeah the second I touch it It basically just... You gave the fire oxygen. I gave it a bunch of oxygen. And then you... Yeah. And then it was just a...

And then it was, oh. Uh... Then panic mode set in. Um, I'll put some like clips and videos and stuff in for this book. This wasn't a small fire. This could have been like a whole neighborhood fire. Because it's in the location where any direction is flammable stuff to... stuff to tonight. It's literally like the wooden fence that joins everyone's like house in the whole neighborhood. So if I didn't call 999, I guess it just would have...

No, but these fences back onto a cycle track that is surrounded by trees and plants. Yeah. So they would have gone up. Everything in your neighborhood would have just caught fire. Yeah, basically. Um, it's the first time I've ever called 999. I've never had to before um but I just did it as like fire I threw some ash over the fence and then it started like catching fire and now it's like really bellowing and then yeah I like waited five minutes and I was like the flame was just getting ridiculous like when I showed you guys the video of it like your reactions like said it all um so yeah I like got the dogs inside before it got too crazy um I tried to... Did you shoot it with your hose? No, because I knew once there was some flame that that can also, like... I don't know. And my hose doesn't quite go long enough

to get over the fence and spray it anyway, so... You would have probably been flying by shooting water. But yeah, I called the fire people and they were like, just stay away from it. We'll be there soon. Five minutes past, I called them up again because it was like... This is getting like out of control now.

this is like getting really proper scary like um eventually they show up i can at the very end of the the clip i got you can kind of hear the fire engine in the distance um they rock up with the with the whole gear and their mega powerful hose and a bunch of like they got like an axe and stuff and they just start blasting it and chipping away at the the wood and clearing it away and is there Is that actually anything cooler, job-wise? Um, no, no. Pretty scary. It's, it's cool until...

Because fire is fucked. It's terrified. Yeah, it's dangerous as hell. Really scary. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you've got to respect that. You've got to be careful. Um, because all it takes is like a little, one little dumb error in judgment.

And the whole neighbourhoods on fire, you know? A little mansion burst into flames here recently. Like a two million. in our town or in the UK no in the you local to us really yeah but why don't know but it burst into flames the whole road was closed on my way to work for it before three days whole mention dispersed into flames it was yeah it was weird because I was like expecting for them to be like annoyed at me or whatever mm or something but they were like really calm really chill just sorted it in

probably like 10 minutes just really quick and then we're just like yeah just be more careful next time and then just drive off can I just say how have you set fired something and put yourself in danger before I have

it's kind of not fair I know it's wacky I set fire to my own hair and you're here set in fire yeah surely that counts well no because you did that before I did this right yeah but I was never in danger what do you mean

hair can light up so it's so easy well not as quick as Alex's fence apparently yeah so that was like mega embarrassing I thought I'd share it on here so I can share my embarrassment does this mean going forward that you're not allowed to do anything of fire yes

nice I gained my privileges back I'm like doing this ever again speaking of being embarrassed and stuff I want to give something to James very not embarrassing Oh do you want to This is um from

Oh What do you like it? I thought I'd get James A little gift Was on holiday So yeah Jim's been on holiday Just got back Do you know where that's going to end up?

Describe James what this is for those listening. It is Homer Simpson dressed as, should I say, a Wasta? Yeah, a raster man. With a Duff beer. It's not Duff, though. Read what it actually says. Oh, Dough. Dough, because they'd get... Oh, like, copyright.

Yeah, yeah. Personally, I think this is kind of beautiful. We should probably do that thing where you get like a nice frame. Yeah. Yeah, it could fit nicely on that wall, actually. No, we're not putting that shirt. That shit. No, I won't see James wearing it.

I'm not going to wear it. Oh, come on. No, if you... No, think about it. You walk up to a place wearing the two-pack hoodie. No, this is a thing, if you complete the outfit, if I have the two-pack cuddly, some chino's or something that is also meme, and I'll wear that underneath. Yeah. Then you just need to buy me socks and underwear, and I'll have a full drip set.

What's the underwear for? You're going to be stripping in this stuff? Yeah, clearly, I need to have, like, Boris Johnson's face on my cock. Who needs underwear in his life? My, my, I, I was split between two shirts when I was there. This Homer Simpson, ruster Homer Simpson with a, with a dube in his mouth. Or, it was like a breaking bad one. Oh, that one.

With Heisenberg and he, he had like a joint in his mouth. It was, it just said underneath it, like breaking weed or something. You see, that would have taken a picture. That would have been funny. That's so true. Remember the, the thing is, like, I thought, I can't remember, but I have a feeling James actually

kind of likes Breaking Bird. But from what I understand, James doesn't really like The Simpsons, so I thought I... I know, I really enough I like The Simpsons more than Breaking Bird. What? Yeah. Really? But only like the modern seasons. Yeah.

Yeah. We can address this line of thinking later in the questions segment. I don't know if you guys have anything else major, because I'm just reeling from my embarrassment to be honest yeah anything else before part two nothing to add at this moment of time which is maybe in a few weeks maybe not maybe maybe I do a little bit on my thumb I don't I don't know what it is a little bit

yeah look what do you think that is ooh so basically I've got this little bit on my thumb and I don't I don't know what it is oh describe it in detail for those listening who might not be able to see the bit it's like on my thumb like where the thumb bends it's like a little bit and I'm not really sure what it is do you want me to bite off of you? Do you think that would help? Yeah probably.

Biting fingers always helped. It kind of looks like I'm well it's definitely a bit but I don't know what bite it and you'll find out oh it just got a bit redder oh don't play with the bit

so I yeah I might just leave it and see if it goes way. No, no, don't ever use that logic. Aww. Aww. Aww. Aww. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. See after these messages.

Babel. Guess what we got in store for you today, lads? John many of t-shirts. Uh-oh. Check the description below. Eh-oh. Have you tried the like cold hair at the end of a shower thing? Cold hair, what do you mean?

Cold hair? Sorry, I'm like cold water. To enhance the curl. Oh, I don't want curly hair. Why not? It's nice. No, I hate my curly hair. Why? You gotta embrace what you are, bro.

No, but no, bro, I can't be bothered. Generally, I'm like, if I get in a warm shower, I cannot be bothered to, like, be cold. Just at the end, you just like, run the cold tap and just, psh, psh, that. through your hair. It makes curls so much better. Please, Jarlings, if you have curly hair, give me any curly hair advice. I'm desperate. Do you want your curly hair?

Yes, I want to embrace who I am. I don't know how I... No, but our hair are very similar because we both have it grow the same way. But you, you let yours go out there. Mine, I've not done that. Mine's still not super curly up here. It's more frizzy up here.

It could be curly. Yeah, so dash some cold water on there It will just enhance those cards. I'll try it for your sake, and I'll see what happens, but... Just telling you, bro. But it's just like your sides and back is neater by my sides and back aren't. Like, I need to cut the back here. Why'd you call him monkey?

Welcome to the second half of the Jarm Media one, where we'd go over to FNAFR slash, uh, R slash F1. Now you've made the what the F1. Come, Paisie. Come on, come. Come. Come. Come. Come. Give us a question and we might answer it if we like the question. If we don't like the question, then we will ignore it. We will ignore it. We will ignore it a lot. The subreddit passed 11K fnafas, which is pretty sick. That reminds me as that song, um, tonight's going to be a good night. Tonight's going to be a really pretty good night It's weird movie night

Yeah Guys we have something important to address That's going to get the comments going here Uh-JH left A comment saying hi jar boys It's me, the teacher I wish I was lying for attention But I'm raising a small jarmy

Attached as a few images of my children's dibbies But I cannot show pictures of the classroom Due to Protection Guidelines Rest assured it is litter with jar references. I'm sorry you doubted meaming us and I'll make you proud. Here are some worksheets and they included a Google Drive link. So I need your guys opinion on these. We got some evidence.

Okay. That looks like Yoda. Yeah. So just to describe those listening what we've discovered. I guess the worksheet, like at the top, it says, your favorite dibby? You got to draw your favorite dibby. I'm still like trying to figure out the truth here.

But yeah, you got a Yoda. What do you think of that, James? You convinced that there's a... See, I can't bad mouth a kid's drawing. No, but... You can't, I can't say bad things about a kid's drawing. No, you're not supposed to be like mocking the drawing. You're supposed to be like...

This is supposed to be evidence saying that these writings about this. No, that's a good dibby. I like that. It's like a cheese that's pie. too well drawn. No, well, no divby's well drawn.

That one's well drawn. That looks really good. That does. There's like a speaker system in the front. I think this guy's faking all of it. The clout. Might not be a guy, remember? No.

Hang on. Yeah, this is real. That's the best. Yeah, Brad. You see what I mean? This, the minion one in particular is like, hmm.

There were a couple more, but I only screenshot three to show you. That's a different kind of minion, though. Look at the eyes. It looks like a security camera. But do you believe it? Does this change your take on the whole teacher writer? Do you find it more believable?

It's certainly more believable. Because you can see there's like the, there's like legs and a thumb in it. And it's clearly like a... I'm going to say that there's probably a decent amount of teachers in the jar-jalling fandom. There's got to be at least like 15 teachers, minimum. Yeah. statistical odds I suppose. Yeah, exactly. So I do believe this. I just like the cheese. The cheese is a good dibby. So does this means this teacher's, they must have explained the concept of a dibby.

Well, that's, that's another thing that makes it a little bit sussed though. It's like, how do you eloquently describe a dibby to a child, let alone like an adult? Most adults don't get it. It's really not that complicated, doesn't it? Well, I suppose it is pretty high-level deep kind of. linguistic yeah so the other option then would be this is someone who's gone to the effort to print out this like fake format and then pretend to be a child like children yeah and drawing like a child is difficult it's surprisingly yeah yeah it's it can be really obvious like if you're trying to impersonate these seem these seem genuine to me um I'll put them on screen there and see what the jarlings think

of this. What's the Pac-Man there? That's the Million Falcon. Oh shit. It looks like a manolian falcon death star. Yeah, because it's like a child that drew it. Like, look at the Yoda. Or someone pretending to be a child. Yeah. Hmm. You know, we are really gullible, so I...

That's the thing. This is all a woo's. Hmm. Then I saw your reaction when they said about they can't include pictures for like data protection or whatever and because it's like a school with little kiddies yeah yeah i mean yeah but like of course yeah yeah don't send us a picture that is going to work in jeopardy well speaking of a breaking weed onion eight five one says greetings jar i wanted to bring to your attention

an animated spin-off of the show bettickle saw titled slip in jimmy has recently released the show is apparently about the adventures of a young jimmy mcgill it seems utterly bizarre me to make a kid-friendly animated show that revolves around characters and branding from such a mature series. I can't imagine the thinking behind the creation of this project, Thoughts. Is it actually kid-friendly? Well, I don't know. Because we watched the trailer in this room, I think, a few weeks ago. Yeah, I can't remember if it was like, meant to be sort of adult animation.

Well, it definitely fits in the realm of, like, American really ugly adult animation. it was just like conceptually just an awful idea I just I thought when Better Cool Soul was announced it was going to be like trashy sort of typical lawyer show type stuff but scummy lawyer instead of like a really good one yeah

and this show looks like the type of shit I was expecting it seems like they don't want to let the brand of Breaking Bad go like just make another show with the same But like, if you're gonna, if you're gonna do like an animated show like that, what? Yeah, why tie it to Breaking Bad? Yeah. It's really bizarre.

And trying to get kids in early? Yeah, well, there's, uh, all those themes kids enjoy, like, um, drug addiction, uh, crime. Yeah. A man's, lawyers. You're kind of forgetting something important. This isn't about the show. It's about the skin that are appearing. in Fortnite.

Oh, is Saul in Fortnite yet? He will be. Surely Heisenberg will be. Like, yeah, the Walter White jumping out of the battle bus. Yeah, it'll get to the point where, like, they need to absorb more and more and more. Yeah, and this is a thing,

you make shows, not for the show, you make the shows, so that you have a reason to put them in Fortnite. Yeah. Like, Halo Infinite was only because they needed to get Master Chief in Fortnite. The game is crap for a reason. Yeah, I genuinely believe that.

Um, but the actual show is very, very good. V-Rai good. What, the Halo show? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I meant. Smein Choker says recently Alex mentioned shifting from using emojis ironically to unironically because of how convenient they are. What are your most used emojis? Personally, mine is probably high five because it reminds me of James Corden.

Now, fuck off. Okay, let me. I'll go on my little WhatsApp You kind of started the episode with it But I quite like the praying hands My most used one for the most part Is the thinking face Yeah that one's a classic

Because it's just like I send something cringy And it's just like well thinking Like you know It's very It's very broad in its usage Because you can be very passive aggressive with it I love the passive aggressive smile as well.

The just blank smile. The blank smile, yeah. The only one you, anyone uses aggressively. My most used one is like the most just average most used one. It's like the crying, laughing one.

Mm-hmm. But do you use that as intended or as like a... Ha-ha. Yeah, this is... Well, again, it's that thing where like I'm using it ironically, but also you can just

I've used it so much in that state where I am just using it in the instances where people normally would so I used the um bowling eyes and the upside down

smiley face a fair bit because they're like something cringy happens and it's like oh I'm quite into one of the new ones where it's like he looks terrified and he's like staring through the hands

he's like covering his face with his hands. I've got a new one that's really shot up like immediately and that's the salute yeah you have been using that a lot

I think that one's really good I like the happy one that's also crying I like those ones because they look horrible so it's like amusing with like the baby eyes yeah

yeah the glistening baby eye one yeah I always have the the what does it explain what that one is oh the kind of disappointment like well like kind of sad like a bit sad one like a sad between the hiding like this uh like oh like as an emoji

yeah he's like looking down at his feet i do like some some properly good emojis i like the popular old school emojis where it's done with the the buttons on the brackets and stuff Yes. Oh, the ASCII ones. Yeah, I've actually got a shortcut for them on my phone and I can't just... That's actually, yeah. That's probably the one I use most as just the ASCY smile.

But it has to specifically be joined on to the last letter of the message. There's no space. Punished Eric has one. Jarl boys, I found exactly what to do with the Pisa. The Pisa should be disassembled, the parts scattered across the earth and each part will be passed on to a job. our patron. Said jar patrons will guard these parts with their lives and pass the responsibility to their

heirs. Eventually in the far future from the ashes of the old world will rise the children of Jarre, reassembling the pisa and creating the golden age of humanity. Thoughts? If you want to pay us to do it, sure. Someone replied to it saying,

this is Mastiffio. Well better yet, melt down the pieces of the pisser and create pissa rings. Yeah, we can be united under the we'll give like seven rings to the seven rings of piss for all the realms yeah for every one realm in the world

so the pisa is still here some jarling did want it and we'll be all organized for them to buy it but they had to pull out you know completely understandable so the piece the piece is as of right now the pisa is still available it's probably going to go to some

person on Facebook yeah if you want to If you want it, tweet at IHE official. Yes. Tweet saying I will buy it for £500 tonight. And tag Elon Musk in there as well. Yes. Yeah. He might buy it.

Does you just have to say it's like some innovative battery technology in any but? Gebby has on for us. What games, movies or TV shows do you think are hard to get into now? As in you had to be there at the time to experience and enjoy properly. Or in other words, have just aged poorly. as someone put it. For me, it's Gears of War. Whenever you guys have talked about the game,

I've been interested in it, but it's mainly just the graphics I can't get over. It's the most brown and dull game from an era that was full of similar-looking games. No, but here's the thing. Cheers, boys. I hope you're doing well. With Gears, it was the ground and break. It kind of set the formula.

It's all the one that everyone copied. Yeah, so it's like you kind of have to play that one. Don't criticize it when you've played the copies of it. I don't necessarily blame someone for feeling that way about Giz War Yeah, you got to play Goose War No, I think part of it Is like you just had to be there

For that Yeah, it's the same for Halo 3 Because you know Like the There's something about that Early 360 era Where a lot of games Of age really poorly

Mm-hmm Not Halo 3 No, Hado 3 has You can't get into Halo now Because the current stuff is so bad Oh yeah No, you can get into Halo 3 Yeah, you can play the Master Chief Collection

You can play Hilo 1 You can only get into Halo 3 for the mods that make it so you can see Master Chief naked in the matches. Oh yeah, I saw an amazing post on the Halo subreddit where someone had modded the MCC main menu where you can scroll through the different games. And they'd change the background to be clips from the Halo show. But as you scrolled over each game, it was a different ass clip. Like one of the scenes where they just like show an ass. Master Cheeks is the meme

Oh well I think there's a lot of games It's like Morrwind Oblivion Red Dead One No I think Red Dead One is still How does Red Dem One feel no I don't think I could play that now

Unless they did like a remaster I could play it now but um I would need frame rate and um resolution Yeah yeah But just like thinking of game feel Like I don't know if many people would want to Touch it. Yeah.

It would feel really old now, I think. Yeah. Despite how much I enjoy that game. We've touched on this before, because I say anything pre-2003 isn't actually, you can't play anymore. No, no, not true. No, it was the early 3D stuff that's aged way worse than this. Like, some of the early 2D games are still, like, perfect playable now. Those are early Mario games, perfect, like, Mega Man and stuff like that.

Those have aged very well. Mm-hmm. But aside from, like, Mario 64, like... Yeah, Mario 64 is fun unless you're a completionist. Like, can you imagine, like, playing GoldenEye now? Um, that's, but... GoldenEye is one of the ones that you do play now. That's one of the fucking, like...

No, no, no, no. This is exactly, like, what the question's saying. Like, who's going to get into GoldenEye now? You can download it on PC, and it's, like, incredible. GoldenEye's, like, timeless. No, console is totally different No, we're talking about games Not bloody whatever it's attached to

Like golden, of all the games on that area To like criticise, golden eyes not able That's definitely not it. So you're saying Like we could download golden art now and have an awesome time playing it Yeah, it's a classic No, bro. When have you played it? Yeah I'm just telling what you're saying what other people are saying What other people are saying? No, but it's, if all the old FPS

is goldenized like the one That has aged stupidly well The Halo 1 actually has aged very well in terms of game feel. Yeah, Halo 1, when I have seen people saying that Halo 1 is like too old to play, it's like, nah, you're crazy. This game feels mad good. Yeah, weirdly good for how old is. Revolutionary. Yeah. Because like, playing, if you're only playing on console, like playing Half-Life 2, if I wasn't so sucked in by the world, probably wouldn't have finished that game. What about someone hopping on PC now?

On PC, no, totally. But it's a fun game. But on console, the game wasn't made for console. Any other little goobers? Or didn't they also say movies? Yeah, true. Movies and TV shows.

I reckon, like, for people that have grown up with current Marvel movies, like watching the Sam Ramey Spider-Man movies Like a kiddie who's just like watched the The three Tom Holland ones If someone who started watching comic book movies at Iron Man Right And they've grown up with that

And then they go back and watch Spider-Man One, two But now it's technically like part of the MCU Yeah, yeah But like I know what you're saying though I don't know I think now a lot of people

won't get Spider-Man. But actually a good answer would be actually no. I was going to say like the first Avengers but I'm sure people are still watching that. People are clowning on it more

though now. Yeah, rightly certainly. It deserves to be clown. It deserves to be clown. It's still interesting. It was the one that kind of started the whole the mega. Oh, everyone's going to do this now.

copy thing. Any TV shows? EastEnders. I mean, yeah. Any soap opera. But I thought the whole point of soap operas is that you can just, like, it's not that big of a deal. No, how are you supposed to know the law?

The law rule. The law. That's the whole law is the only reason these show people watch these shows. Because they bring back characters from 20 years ago all the time. Yeah, but you just have to start whenever and then watch it for 20. years and then they'll bring back a character from 20 years again keeping up with the Kardashians as well

no that's timeless man no only the Kanii's only a few episodes are timeless the losing the ring yes absolute classic actually it should be in a museum there's something about

the I can't remember a name Kim Kardashian's mum Chris yeah Christian yeah Christiana right she she is the one that carries it for me

she is like I just can't a fucking genius no she's a genuine fucking genius she created billionaires that fucking like nothing bro

actual fucking like unfucking filled to genius damn I wasn't expecting she turned that family into billionaires bro that's like that is straight out

fucking smart as fuck I mean they already were all guaranteed to be they were But she took it to the next level, and I do respect her. There's something about her, the way she carries herself. I don't know what it is, bro. Well, I mean, what are you saying?

Good, bad, epic, lame? It's like a perfect combo of all of those words you just said. A bit like my fence that's on fire. Like, you just can't look away from it, you know? Yeah, you're like, horrible. And stupefied by beauty. Yeah, and it's like, yeah, there's something burning there. There's a burning, fiery passion in front of me.

That I need to avoid, but something's drawing me closer. Yeah, yeah, despite that. Despite my skin, like, bubbling off, as the closer a bit. Rip fluid has one that could cause troubles. We know your shower routine. Lather on your chest, do your arms and then work yourself down. but what is your drying technique do you wipe the water off

with your hand before going to the towel give yourself a sorry give yourself a towel turban do you not just dry no do you just not dry at all and just walk around soaking wet there is a correct I really need to know there is a correct way to do this as first

is yeah it's that area first you never you never dry your upper body because your upper body can just drip down and dry itself so what you do you just instantly grab whatever you're going to dry your yourself with and just dry off the cock this is interesting this is all in the cock because that's where the body warmth is being lost dry that off legs can usually do some legs just cock vies legs then underwent on and then you

basically just dry interesting that's because I don't do that yeah I don't do that at all I do it like a car I do it like top down no no your top down can try is you don't need to worry about that Because by the, see, this is the thing. No, because then you need to do the self-care moisturiser routine. You can't moisturise wet skin. Yeah. Yeah, but that's why your skin dries.

For too many, before you're going to moisturize the process of having a shower. So you don't, you don't remove any of the water from your upper body at all. No, because it tries, it just drips down and dries. You just slap, you slap. So you want to, like, you want to get, like, dressed right away. So this is the thing. This is, this is. Is this why you take so long to, like, clean and shit?

No, I do you're, when like, no, no, no, this is the thing, you two are the people. It's like, if we're going to play Apex, it's like, I need to clean. If we all clean at the same time, I'll be down within 10 minutes. You guys will be down in half hour. So this is the thing. My, the shower in my house is in my, is the on-suit in my parents' room. It's not my on-suit, because I've got a bath. So I walk in there.

Have, do the business, shower. Get out. Instantly. There's two things, there's two methods here. You've been getting a ball and you sit there for half hour. Because then you try off. This is like the craziest shit. So I just squat down into a ball and just kind of huddle around myself to get warm.

Or it's stand up instantly towel. This is the turn. So it's spread your legs a bit and towel and dry and quickly dry. so all your cock ass is all dry then you take that straight to face no no no

then the joke I was gonna make but then James was like no actually start with your ass then you then you take that you push it down your thighs then you're drying all your fires and then feet then your legs

okay then that's it done then instantly underwear on because that means low bodies dry as fuck so then you just get the towel just throw it on your back, so then it's covering your shoulders and back, then walk straight into your bathroom in my room, brush teeth,

boom, then towel, armpits, done, dry. Different towel or the same towel? Same towel. Okay. Because it's obviously shoulders, so you can just boom. No, I always end with the asshole.

I mean, not the asshole, but the ass. Yeah, but when I was saying ass, I didn't mean actual fucking asshole. I just meant that. No, I like wipe my ass, like I'm just taking a shit, but with the towel. So then once you've done, once the armpits are dried, you slap on your antipersment, your deodorant, start smelling good. Then that's done, that's done, that's all you need. Then you go to your face, and it's, use your, your glossy jelly, get all of your face. Cold woolworth, splash it on. Everything's clean.

Then once you let that dry, moisturise. Then you do your beard oil. And then maybe a bit of a perfume. And you're done. Hair, you don't even touch her. Don't dry that. That doesn't, that drys itself. But that's it.

That's done. That's the routine. I've always been self-conscious about my technique. And with this. Because I, my whole thing is, right. I use two towels, basically. I used to until I was made fun of for using two tails. Really?

No, two tiles makes sense. No, yeah, because you've got like the clean top half that you never have to watch ever. And then the part that you wipe your ass all with and have to wash regularly. Yeah, and that's going in. Yeah, no, because if you've got moisture up between your ass, like bacteria, fungus, viruses, any pathogen, any pathogen that exists in the ecosystem is going to find that place as like the perfect swamp to succeed in, you know?

Liquid, warmth. shit shelter you know so you've got to dry that shit like it's the Sahara desert you know because yeah I think I'm more in line with you in terms of like the car thing you're starting up yeah making your way down

so if your hair's soaking wet like you need to get I just but also like a wet face just nasty no but this is the thing mine's based entirely on efficiency of what gets warmer first you want to be warm for icy cold when you step out the shower

Yeah. Why? The room is like steamy. Yeah, is it not steamy? Even if you've had a cold shower at the end of the hot. Do you have a cold shower? You get moulded that way. Windows open.

Have you blast really loud? I mean an out in five minutes. You don't need music. Do you not enjoy a shower? Do you enjoy? No, because if I want to enjoy cleaning, I'll have a bath. Because then I can just soak up and let all. that just have a great time.

I find it like therapeutic. In fact, when I went to hypnotherapy like years ago, they taught me this like mental technique that you can do in the shower. Like a mindfulness type thing where you're like visualizing your brain all of your like worries and your anxieties. And you're like, as you wash yourself,

you're like imagine yourself like washing it away with like the dirt. It can be helpful with that kind of. baths, baths. If I want to enjoy anything, I'll just have a bath. You light the candle, lights off, have a bloody blast. Great time. I love, yeah, a good bath. But then it's like shower with pure efficiency. Everything is streamlined to be as fission as possible. If you get out of the shower, there's no point huddling into a ball, you're wasting time. You're the one that said that they do that. I do sometimes. It's half an hour. Well, yeah, because you just, you kind of enter a little trance. You're just like warming up. If you adopted the two-towel technique, then you wouldn't get cold either. Well, no, this is why the dry bottom...

Probably the reason you're so cold is because you just leave the water on you, right? Well, yeah. No, because this is a thing. Because this is the thing. Once I've instantly dried and I've got under it on feet, I will dry. I'm instantly moving to do things. So I'm into brushing teeth, I'm moving, so I'm drying quick. Then by the time I put a shirt on, I'm already dry.

Brush your teeth and shower. No. Then it's just like... Are you a morning shower, James? Do you shower before work? Not before work, no. What does efficiency matter then? Mm-hmm.

Why not enjoy yourself? Because I need to play more Apex Legends after I go to bed. Jesus. He's an addict. Stick them up. There's another one for us. No, we didn't even finish. We didn't talk about cleaning ass.

What else is there to say on that one? Well, you finger blast yourself. It's the only way you can clean your ass. A finger has to... After you're out of the shower. No, in the shower. you have a finger has to go in your ass no it does it's straight up it's a hole for shitting out of why does the

hole for shitting out of because it needs to be clean otherwise your ass isn't clean well yeah like how far up your colon needs to be like oh you need to be fist deep fist yourself every day no you need to clean your ass your actual ass your finger needs to go pretty close to the entry you need the old fong yeah that's the only way you're going to a clean ass. Okay. There's many memes about this. And I thought the golden eye thing was going to be the controversial um. Yeah, that is going to be. No, come on. What man doesn't

finger blast the ass and in the shower? I do. One in three men finger blast the rest in the shower. Stick him up. A minute. How's this to say? Tell us about William the piss boy. The man's so obsessed with piss, his name is literally about Willie. put these two together really no yes that yeah you did that was always yeah that was always the joke oh okay yeah i mean the guy he was just the piss kid do you think he had a piss fetish yeah probably like developed into having one because he would have been too because we're talking primary every every kid finds pissing funny like you you you you were a bit of a piss you were actually not like that his approach was like he liked the people around like watching him

and stuff. But yeah, surely he said four year. Yeah. Whereas that was never a thing. It was like a show off thing. It was like, look, I'm gonna piss on this carpet. Because I can, like, I'm fucking... But didn't, yeah, he, like,

didn't he piss on a cup and his, like, brother drank it? Because he thought it was... No, that was actually, um, Christian John's brother pissed into a cup, and apparently his mum drank it. Thinking it was something. Hey, what?

Oh. Why did I think it was Willie? Um... Because, because Christian John's brother is also a piss kid. It was a bit of a piss kid. Oh, no, he was a pisser being naked. Like, he loved being naked.

Oh, my fucking... Like, the kids are fucking weird. Like... It's definitely a little boy thing. Yeah. But when you're... But also a grown man thing. Like, pissing in the garden.

It's just like... Yeah, no, I love... I love pissing outdoors. You brought back horrible memories. Like, my fucking... Jesus Christ. Yeah. No, do you know how weird that was?

That this kid just like fucking go naked and wanting down. the street like fucking no no shame whatsoever but like it was it's always quite comforting as a kid knowing another kid like that because it's like I know I'm a bit weird kids are weird at least I'm not that guy yeah at least I'm not that fucking weird I think never done shit like that yeah there's not all that much to say about the piss well William he pissed on the carpet in his bedroom didn't they yeah and he was like it was one of his birthdays that they were like eight kids

there and he was just like mega excited and you're like just building up building up building up getting more and more mental then he was like well guys watch this onto the carpet to be honest i i did pee in the bin in the yeah you pissed in the bin you pissed in the marble run the marble run i i'm sure i we've talked about it before here but the marble run i would have got it if you like built the marble run and then pissed so it went the piss went done the marble run that'd be quite funny but you didn't we just had this bucket with marble run in it like to get the bits out to build and you just pissed in the bucket and then put the lid on and like closed it and that shit reaped yeah yeah Jim have you not got any piss stories

um I wasn't I'm I was never a pisser like that I shit for flossie to eat though I'm a shitter not a pisser do you think there's like a Batman comic where it's like the Joker's origin and he's like pissing in the marble run and in the bin pissing in the carpet see I've not I've not really got anything that isn't the not every boy did every boy pissed on the floor in the toilets in primary school I didn't I didn't piss on the floor well you're a shitter guy you shit in the bathroom or like on the just anywhere in the bathroom in the bathroom in the bathroom what just for the fuck of it yeah yeah and I got caught though how did you get caught

Someone snitched. And my fucking parents found out. Was it like a thing that was like, where I go on piss on the floor? Yeah. And then they just, like, they snitched on it. And it was like this whole thing that I pissed on the floor in the toilets. It was like, my parents never let it down. It was horrifying.

But then I also pissed off a bridge into a river. Oh, yeah. Aiming for a swan, right? Yeah. So you were a bit pissy. It took you a while for your piss to come out, but it did. then I've not done anything anything involving piss

trying to piss on this one yeah from like a really high bridge yeah gosh I'd completely forgotten about it I remember it because it was like a bridge but it had like a little segment

that goes off that you can like it's a circle and you can stand on and look around yeah and I pissed off that but it kind of looked cool because it was like the stream because it was such a height to pee off

yeah what is it about that like peeing off a cliff or something it's just like cool imagery you know yeah but that takes actual like balls yeah yeah because you might get the wind change and then you're yeah well then you're covered in piss or you're that's happened though i i have i have pissed and the wind is brown against me in some situation i think it was on a hill yeah yeah i'm pissed all over myself yeah but that is like that's why people like privacy when they're pissing and shitting like not only is it a vulnerable state but like in nature you don't want to be covered in your own pits right you're

stinky and things will smell you and eat you so you go in between the trees where it's sheltered you have a nice piss yeah yeah yeah I can see that yeah I'm not a piss kid by the I don't want to go I want to confirm that wasn't a piss kid no so no but here's the test Alex you were a bit of a piss kid mm I'll put my hand off no you pissing on a marble one is is way well worse than me pissing off a bridge. That's why I called Alex a Piscuit. It's more of a Piscuit than me.

Yeah, that's what I just said. It's an anarchistic kind of thing to do. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Like, why? I don't know why. It was funny at the time, though.

I remember having, like, a similar reasoning for, or a lack thereof of reasoning for, that it's just like, yeah, fuck the system Yeah, it's kind of rebellious It's like toilets are for pissing it But I think when I pissed in the like bin Like the main bin in the kitchen

You pissed into the main bin in the kitchen Bro, that's actually grim Because men's not going to be changed All that was No, because bin bags have holes in the bottom So it's going to leak into the bottom of the bin I thought they're sealed so it keeps all the liquid in That's time bin bags have holes in now

it sounds like some pretty shitty bin bags dude yeah but here's the thing you don't know it's gonna leak out if it's in there like bins can leak for sure like if they get a little split they have holes in there because you're chucking like duck fat in there or whatever you pissed into the bin in see I've pissed into sinks in the kitchen

that's dutty though that's lazy and foul it was at the white height what can I no it's I think pissing in the sink is gross but into a bin No, that's just as gross But if the scene

You can wash it down Having a laugh Like not aware of consequences Like But I don't think I ever got in trouble for that Yeah I'm sure nobody knew It's like oh this bin smells foul It's a bin

But pissing in the sink That's a different thing That's like an adult Because kids can't piss in the sink They're not tall enough I was No but you've done it as an adult I know you know

No I haven't You've talked about doing it as a on this very fucking podcast yeah yeah you you've pissed in the sink haven't you oh yeah never in my life is it crossed my mind to piss no but he's the thing you there you wash it down sink are you pissing in what sink are you pissing in what thing did you pissing I've done in the bathroom sink as well when the only times I've done it is when it's like the dead of night and I don't want to like turn a light on to aim um down to a toilet yeah it's actually the

white height isn't it Alex it's the it's just the white height if you don't have to try it just no yeah you got you got to you're still gonna be careful because that makes it even worse if you're pissing into the bathroom sink it's like what if I pissed in the bath

would you mind that what do you mean like if you just turned and pissed in the bath or you were having a bath and you no not if I was in the bath having a bath like bathing on my own pit um

well it's like being in a public swimming pool you're swimming in someone's piss yeah so you might as well piss yeah have you pissed into a swimming pool from out of the swimming pool no when you're in the swimming pool have you pissed

I have as well who hasn't who actually hasn't but as an adult if you go into a public swimming pool it's almost like alright if I'm getting covered in someone else's piss I want my piss out there to cover some

yeah because it's communism you've got to share if you're sharing someone's what if I jump in and I'm the last guy I'm like everyone stops pissing after me well it's like well then it's not fair yeah I need to get some piss in there so somebody gets pissed

did you ever go to one of those pools where it like changes a colour no way too stressful because what if something suddenly happened like I get knocked out by well if you get a bit scared and a little bit comes out you know yeah that has happened

I've been times that I've just been spooked and a little bit piss dribble comes out you know I've got quite a tight erythroat so one of my

one of my cool memories of going to Spain as that guy going and just pissing into the ocean. Yeah. But you can't act better than him if you piss in the sink. Well, no, it's different. No, but you can clean a sink. There's bleach.

Well, yeah, you're running water, so it's almost like a urinal just like with running water. Yeah. It's not like I mean eating dinner off of the sink. Maybe you're washing your hands there. Oh, there's not going to be any piss there because it's already been cleaned. No, you get a fucking microscope.

and see how dutty your sink is everything's dutty everything is dutty if you go to that level like even pissing in a toilet is a little bit foul well yeah that's what the whole point

the best place to piss is if you have a garden down the end of your garden yeah or in a compost to me that is the most sanitary place to piss yeah because then at least your piss is being used for something

no but also if you piss into a toilet like you're as a man you can't have perfect accuracy the whole time and so if the toilet your piss Pissing into the toilet, hitting the water, and then for a second it hits the bottle.

Piss is, or God forbid, you have the snake tongue. Yeah, yeah, fucking hell. No, but, no, come on. When do you get that? When do you ever get that? It's why you... Quite a lot, you know? Yeah.

Actually, like, almost every day. I never get that. No, but then there's the whole pissing while turgid. That's a different ball game. You'll do a handstander. Then, no. You like, so if the toilet is in the middle, you have to stand over the toilet, bend your knees. So you're kind of penetrating the toilet, like the center of the toilet and pushing your cock directly down.

So then you're like squat over the toilet if it's not, if it's in like the corner of the room instead of it. Why is that so difficult? Why is that so comfortable? You just stand in a normal place and you push it downwards. Well, you just like tense your leg up for like 30 seconds. Does that work? Yeah Not that

Hang on guys You're overcomplicating the method of pissing That's just the way I do it I like squat Push down But that doesn't make Just push down Cut out the squat part

Push down No because you never know if like Oh you do you know what This is the easiest thing You just sit down No because then you're risking Touching the toilet with your cock Like the inside of the toilet

that's like a horrible It doesn't bother you You like it No No it's just like That happens anyway Whenever I sit down That's why you have your

Like two fingers on your dick Pushing it down when you're flaccid Fully flaccid Like you want to avoid your penis Touching the inside of the toilet Oh yeah But how close you're sitting to the front I do sit quite close to the front

Then that's a you problem Sit closer to the back Yeah but still You said it happens anyway It can't win in this situation Bro Just push your cock down I do

Yeah Push your cock down Touches them We got one more here Rumham That was the most Cock-filled episode So far

Yeah We've not had an episode This for a cock I'm glad it wasn't poo and it was more urine. Well, yeah, we talk... That's fresh, yeah. We've talked about poo.

Just a fresh urine discussion is what we needed. Yeah, yeah. I feel like we've been born in year. Oh, yeah, Romham has our final here. What differentiates the James with hot takes for entertainment purposes from the serious James that is genuine? I find it hard to tell the difference

and get the feeling that the for entertainment argument is a shield against bad takes. I really appreciate the care and passion James has taken. towards disgusting important mental health issues and we'd love to see that continue but guck this is like this is a schroding as asshole testimony a shodding as twat like the shroate i i can't remember what it was but it was like or it was schroding as scumbag like but it's it's a type of person that like you're calling me a twat

that says dickhead things and only like plays it off as a joke but you know the to avoid to avoid being a dick dick yeah yeah but you used to the whole bait thing was just me being a cunt yeah you were a cunt and then you'd get out of it by saying it was bait yeah that was old school james it's just i read this thing about schroading as twight or whatever and I thought it was quite funny because it made me think of the bait. No, because it's like, I say things on episodes, specifically because I already know how you're both going to react, because I've known you for how long. So obviously, it's like I'm clearly just doing it to annoy both of you and cause an argument because it's entertainment.

And it's like, but you can see the clear opinions because there's a different way you go about saying serious things. Like the mental health stuff. like a subject we're going to talk about in the next few weeks. What about squatting in the bathroom to dry? Like, was that you just saying that to fuck with us? Wait, what, are you saying in the discussion

we just had? Yes. No, that's it. That's not a hot take squatting down to, because I can't be able to, like, dry off. I know, but, like, are you just saying that

because you know how we'll react? No, I do that. Like, that's, that's, basically just good luck yeah there's no way of knowing it's like you kind of go take youtube with a grain of salt like you can tell when things are serious and you should be able to tell when things are a bit like you know a bit like I'm saying things to be funny to you too and that that's I don't think about the viewer in that situation I think about the conversation I'm having here but also when we're having like a topical

debate about something someone's asked us and like in 100% of the situations we are not like educated right

yeah 100% we have no we none of us have any like knowledge experience like educational knowledge in any

in anything unless it's about piss or shit we have like first hand experience but if If it's like a political discussion, no education. I watched Black Klansman.

That's my political understanding of the world. So like, don't take shit seriously too much, you know? We can have opinions about things. And we can be wrong about them. But we can't be wrong on the internet. Speaking for myself, I can be. persuaded to change my mind

about pretty much anything you can turn me that whole thing I just did was just thinking yeah yeah you just fucked you just fucked so when I say really alright things

I can be persuaded to think that other way no me ghe That bit was just bait That bit was just bait James got lost

Did he? Okay, let's carry on with that. Welcome back to the second half of the episode where we go over to Instagram and look at some of the funniest TikToks that we've seen in quite some time. Mmm, mm-hmm, meme chat reborn. Yeah, shall I go through you, Sam? Yeah.

Okay. Please do. Please show us what's trending. What sort of items are trending tonight? Something to do with one of those? Let's have a look. Um, okay, first things first, we got a man taking a wheel off a truck. Ooh, and what's the song?

Oh, this one is like a person in a balloon bouncing. Oh, I love those. I like that one. I like that one. Messy hair is my style. Yeah.