JAR Media Posdact - Catalytic Kwebbel Builders - JARCast Episode 347

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I'm your host, Alex, joined by Jim and Judge Jim and jury, Skyrim. Finally awake. What's that character called? No one knows. No one cares. Yeah, this is the JARCAST episode. I've literally got it written down in front of me
Starting point is 00:00:35 I'm fine with that though can we call that episode Beat? Yeah the beep episode yeah not a not a return of the what they called the brocast remember we had a we had a series of those that time hmm that was in a long time that was what the classic Valerian episode was one of those yeah yeah that was snugly cuddly and mm yeah that was a Yeah, that was a golden one.
Starting point is 00:01:01 But unfortunately, James has a foo-foo infection. I also have a foo infection, but... Who doesn't? I guess I'm just tougher. My foo-foo's been around the block. This is one of those ones where... Maybe it can't be the bleep episode, because I've already decided the name. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Well, we can have a discussion about it first, though. That's fine. I wanted to call it catalytic field builders. Is that like a topic that's going to come up? No. Okay. Do you not like it? I mean, I feel like it, I feel like the name has to be kind of justified, right?
Starting point is 00:01:49 Well, now that I've said it, it technically is a topic, so. Yeah, that's kind of the thing, huh? I could call it Spaniomi, if you'd prefer. I do like Spaniomi. Did you come up with that or have like you heard that? I've never heard that before, but it seems like something that British people would say. You know? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:10 I don't know if Spaniomi's are that popular, like anywhere apart from Spain. Well, yeah. Because, of course, we have a Spanish auntie, so we've had a fair few Spaniommies in our time. Yeah. And they've got to say, they're yummy. Yeah, they rock. I really rate a Spaniomi. There's some Tritho in that?
Starting point is 00:02:27 Yeah. potato in an omelette. Who would have thought that that's fire? It's incredibly fire and dense. It is dense. I reckon it's a good like protein mass mass cultivating meal. True. Hmm, a bit cured meat in there.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Yeah. Sprinkle some chocolate protein powder in there. A bit like strawberries and cream protein powder. What's got? While there's plenty of catalytic field builders to discuss first, before we get too deep into the show I need to shout out the jar media patrons.
Starting point is 00:02:58 I can't not do it now Patreon's patrons that make the audio version of the show possible and get their names read out if they are debby tier or above who do man once a month
Starting point is 00:03:12 in the first or second week usually it's attached to this very episode and there were some very funny names in there that made us giggle and man I feel really threatened by what is being reflected in the window right now it is frightening it is October there it is October so I'm
Starting point is 00:03:28 and scared. Yeah. Oh, I'm frightened. Any other housekeeping things like that to shout out that I'm forgetting? I don't think so. No, I don't think so. Fuck. We didn't, there's a little bit...
Starting point is 00:03:51 The jarlings have beef with me. That's one way to put it. Yeah. The question is, do you? you deserve it that's that's what we got the jury here for so judge jury executioner yeah okay well maybe maybe this that makes more sense for skyron to be the executioner that's like an execution scene isn't it it is actually yeah so judge and he kind of looks like you i was going to say it kind of looks like james he he's he's like he's like he's like
Starting point is 00:04:28 James's face, but you're... Well, there's his name, Roloff. Oh, yeah. Hey, you've had to be awake. The one voice actor in Skyron. I like that quality. Yeah, I think it's good. I think that's really hilarious.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Yeah, I like it. Man, brough. Anyway, yeah, that's right. The Jarlings are angry at me. They're really furious at me. um because it just so happens that the last couple episodes have been dense with me talking about the places i've traveled yeah because you've done like two two three years traveling in two weeks yeah so i've been i went to canada i went to italy i was in sheffield this past weekend which was dedicating this whole
Starting point is 00:05:24 which i'm going to now talk about in detail for a full hour um but what time of day did you leave for shufford uh roger crabbit left this this wasn't even a youtube comment this was he went to the suggestion thread he was so upset about this
Starting point is 00:05:41 what's the point in asking questions if Alex is just going to go on holiday somewhere and talk for an hour about how they use different colour toilet paper and how they deep fry mars bars no we do that here in Scotland and the other one
Starting point is 00:05:57 I saw in screenshot was from No Okra 4265 who was also in the suggestion thread I'd like a cast where we talk about something other than Alex's holiday that is all thank you man I think I've ever talked about a holiday on jail before and the one time it happens to roll up and they're not having it they're mad at me now I see comments Like, because at the beginning of the last episode where you and James are talking about burgers with no honey mustard, I'm like setting something up in the foreground and there's like a comment like, I was really excited when I saw Alex wasn't there. Yeah, people have just been horrible to you.
Starting point is 00:06:44 Okay, new rule. Ban them. You know, we've been very lenient with the ban hammer. I don't think we've ever banned anyone. We've never banned anyone. So maybe we should just start flagrantly banning jarlings. Yeah. Because they'd be taking it places sometimes
Starting point is 00:06:58 Maybe we should have been banning left and right Yeah, I think we should I mean like what's what's the point In like having a community if there isn't someone at the top Who can misuse their power and Yeah and choose who is in the community You know Have everyone on eggshells you know
Starting point is 00:07:17 Yeah Because I've had this conversation with like Oh the YouTube tubers before and everyone's got like a different philosophy Whereas I'm still kind of a fan of like The mute, you know? The mute. If you mute someone, like on Twitter, they never know.
Starting point is 00:07:32 So they could be saying, just wasting their time, and I don't have to see it. Whereas like a block is like a message, you know? Yeah, it's like you got to me. Yeah. I think some people chase the block.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Yeah. You know? It's like I'm looking for that acknowledgement and knowing that I've affected them. Yeah, Daddy Derek blocked me. I still blocked to this day. he's probably even blocked jar what
Starting point is 00:08:01 what have I done to you maybe you're the bridge that can bring us together yeah come on the cast you want to come a mile tea yeah that that would be kind of a cool I bet actually if
Starting point is 00:08:16 if we like contacted Daddy Derek and we're like sneaky enough about it and we're like do you want to come on this podcast and you know talk about your whatever project you're doing gun safety for women part two
Starting point is 00:08:32 make sure there was fly out no I wouldn't want to do it in person I think you might hurt me you couldn't bring a woman with a gun into the country but yeah oh man there was more this is this is the comment section now
Starting point is 00:08:52 Wyoming state official says Alex is the CEO going on holiday and making the entire cast about his holiday. Two, out of like seven years of doing cast, and I don't think I'm ever like. We're nearly on like our, what, 600th cast? And you've talked about holidays twice. Maybe one other time.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Very rarely. V-I-V-R-I rarely, but... But, I mean, what they say goes, you know? True. That's democracies. We fall in line. Fine. We bend over backwards.
Starting point is 00:09:29 We do. We truly do. My brain. King Cundi said, Cured meat, Stoge's trip to Italy, Alex's soprano maxing. I did see a gabagoole. Is that a soprano's thing? Yeah, they were talking about Gabagool. Oh, I thought you sent that photo, because it sounds funny.
Starting point is 00:09:49 What does sound funny? It sounds like a monster. Yeah, like you're sat around the campfire Let me tell you the story about the gabagool Oh my God Is it just because that has ghoul in it? Yeah, I think it is Fallout ghoul
Starting point is 00:10:07 It's the Bethesda episode And the last one I want to talk about Before we go into a little A little haler that I found A bit of a, I guess, constructive criticism From Jack 3-1-3-6 I hate constructive I know, right? Why can't it just be mean?
Starting point is 00:10:24 so I can just hand-wave it. I do not appreciate the AI-generated thumbnail. Would it really be so difficult to commission something like that? Just going to keep using something built off of other people's stolen art. I guess things aren't immoral when funny. Kind of. Oh, damn. But there was a reply that did kind of shut them down from no arm, no life, 6665.
Starting point is 00:10:50 I'll let you read it. Yo! Yo! Eating a burger with no hundred-bush, dude. Damn. Yeah, what do you think about that? Is AI, like, stealing art? I use, well, it's, that's already over. Um, because the controversy was, Microsoft released,
Starting point is 00:11:13 I don't know what the, what they were thinking. To be honest, their dali image-generated AI thing. They released it to the public. You can, like, generate 20. images for free or something like a day or whatever it is and there were for some reason there was no like content
Starting point is 00:11:32 filter or restriction on what you could generate so like people you could imagine what people were generating and I saw it was like Pixar's concentration camps and stuff like this and it was like oh my God Twitter was like really entertaining for a couple days
Starting point is 00:11:48 all these were going around like I've got I can't I can't show them on screen because they're just too edgy it was like old school days like the i just i guess i'll capture your reaction of like the kind of stuff it was a lot of like um nothing that's the last one save that one for james yeah oh no and then i got a few dobbings isn't it? Did you make that?
Starting point is 00:12:25 Yeah. I only generated a couple things. All Dobby related. Nice. One of them was like Dobby infiltrating North Korea. That one's pretty good. I'm not sure I can show that one. But the one I can show, I guess, is just I put Dobby in the Old West.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Yeah. And then it creates the coolest thing you've probably ever seen. Yeah, I want to see that film. Oh, we will. time yeah yeah when you can just like go on the Microsoft AI make a movie where Dobby's in the old west yeah yeah was to be able to see anything you want mm-hmm and I think that's a good thing yeah but I don't know if you saw last episode thumbnail but it's like I didn't because it was the the Italy thing I was just saying about like my trip to Italy I thought what would be a funny
Starting point is 00:13:24 thumbnail to generate for this one. Um, so I was like, hmm, Dobby eating a pizza in Nepali. Um, I can show you the, there's the image. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. So, so maybe, yeah. I don't really see, yeah. I don't really see, Like, does it rip off other artists? Like, what's this, what's this person? The only way AI works is by, only knows what something is from analyzing many examples that it didn't make.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Right? It's not like original. So how do you pass that? Yeah. I mean, if it's dobby, then I don't really think. Like, I don't feel any remorse for, like, Dobby imagery, you know? We can't use Dobby anymore. I tried this morning.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Warner Bros. I had a good Dobby idea. Warner Bros would have locked Dobby down, like immediately. Hey, your AI is making so many Dobbies. That's a valuable IP. But it wasn't even something that crazy. I think it was pizza related again. It was like Dobby dancing on a giant pizza or something.
Starting point is 00:14:49 It was like, that's blocked, I'm afraid. um block it um block it yeah do i don't know i feel like one i'd feel like an asshole for commissioning that from someone yeah
Starting point is 00:15:05 two uh yeah i guess you're right yeah you're right but but there is something about the humor like the it's also like a time thing you know
Starting point is 00:15:20 it does take a long time to generate What I'm saying is that it doesn't take a long time to generate You know Like to create a beautiful, artful, dobby eating pizza That's like a time commitment You know We often film on like a Saturday And that needs to be up in two days
Starting point is 00:15:40 That was the one I had to get together before going Yeah Somewhere, yeah, for this wedding Yeah, in Sheffield Any more excuses? I've been whipping out a lot of excuses lately so I should probably chill on that
Starting point is 00:15:54 but then like it's like where does it end with that because like Starfield has procedural generation um that's technically yeah
Starting point is 00:16:03 it's ripping off Minecraft or like well yeah elements in that are like automated I suppose um the Photoshop tool now allows you to
Starting point is 00:16:13 extend images and it works quite well does that count is I don't know I don't I we're in that awkward space where it's like a new emerging tech I suppose yeah I don't I don't I don't I think it's a bit of a stretch to call it plagiarism yeah I don't know you know but then I am spending a lot of time um quote tweeting queble cop who um he did DM me actually today hell yeah mm because he like put out a tweet saying like for anyone interested in my AI technology just send me a DM and for only $40 a month you can you can get in on the on the craziness
Starting point is 00:17:00 so look I'll show you what I sent him get AI quop on the cost I think like I've been you you don't have to it anymore so you don't know the insanity that might feed has become Do you want to read what I said And then what you said in response Please give me access to AI I need it to help me I'll pay whatever is necessary Join the Discord
Starting point is 00:17:34 Check out announcements Legend Legend So yeah He sent me this invite to this Discord I don't believe it was him though No No
Starting point is 00:17:46 It'll be an AI We'll have an AI Yeah Yeah I was more surprised He must he's been replying to people and seeing all this stuff He must have seen one of my Must be hundreds of quote tweets at this point
Starting point is 00:18:02 Because like you wouldn't have seen this this rampage he's gone on Do you think he's muted? We wouldn't have seen my message then surely If I was muted Oh true But like look this is the kind of stuff What the hell? What? The hell? What? So the one I'm showing Jim is it
Starting point is 00:18:20 It's a tweet from Quabalcop saying, my AI, grandpa and grandma are so proud of me. And there's my quote tweet. What? You'd probably like some of these. Yeah, that AI. This, well, like this. Aviation gin. That's right, because he pulled a prank.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Look. to entertain as many people as possible to share my joy with the world and to form new friendships I had a lot of fun from playing with my best friends to meeting completely new strangers and having a blast and all of this while playing video games every single day this was an absolute dream of mine I would have never imagined anything better than this and I wouldn't trade this in for anything in the world but even a dream I mean, do you notice it? So he like pulled this prank
Starting point is 00:19:19 where he was like announcing that he was stopping using Quabal Cop AI but then at the end of the video he's like this whole video was AI Dun dun dun dun Yeah, that's why it looks so frightening He was already a bit frightening
Starting point is 00:19:35 But that's adding something else So yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about that Well yeah I mean what's... It's just weird because I was making like jokes like like the reapers have got him yeah
Starting point is 00:19:52 was he ever real oh yeah he was like the experiment yeah like I honestly I think he's ahead of the curve you think he's
Starting point is 00:20:12 he's kind of like he's from Massafet 1. Yeah. This is, without a doubt, like, where we're going, you know? Yeah, you can't stop it. Absolutely not. When the AI is so good that it can generate real life, you know, in a TikTok.
Starting point is 00:20:35 When we can have the Avengers assemble, but it's all Cueblocop and, like, Minecraft YouTubers. Yeah. Dun, dun, dun, dun. I'd watch that. They were fighting Lion Maker. Yeah, you can get fun with it. Yeah, I mean, why... Would you swipe off of that when watching it on TikTok?
Starting point is 00:21:04 No. No. It'll be fire. No. No, you're right. There is a special place for the memes. There's SpongeBob voices singing, songs.
Starting point is 00:21:16 I've, yeah. Yeah, it's already like a thing. Mm. You know? Yeah. And I love it. I loved it. I don't watch it anymore.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Well, you're off Instagram as well now? Yeah. And you're standing firm. For now. I mean, it's... But what about YouTube shorts? Oh, no. But that's different.
Starting point is 00:21:39 That's different. It is different. YouTube shorts are just, um, the right wing pipeline but they all do that yeah but in different ways Instagram is
Starting point is 00:21:53 my algorithm like just went for like the whack stuff like the my Instagram's pretty good well yeah yours is like pigs eating with cutlery mine
Starting point is 00:22:05 mine was like relevant comedy right relevant comedy yeah and a lot of car crashes and stuff I think that was why I deleted it I was scrolling through and I just watched
Starting point is 00:22:22 like another guy on a motorbike die and I was like you know what I'm done for now it's like me meme meme person being like attacked meme meme meme like wolf attack me meme mean me die guy dies on motorbike
Starting point is 00:22:37 and I was like nah fair enough you don't really see that on YouTube shorts Well, exactly. YouTube Shorts is like way more censored. YouTube Shorts has the like, like Reddit stories with a guy in Minecraft jumping, you know, on the blocks. Yeah, that's right. Like Ben Shapiro saying some ridiculous shit while the subway guy is running. Yeah, I suppose you're right. So, yeah, I'm cool with YouTube Shorts.
Starting point is 00:23:07 It's not, it doesn't rot your brain as much as long as you're like. resisting all of the you've got a sort of training propagon you've got to train the algorithm like mine whenever an orangutan or gorilla video comes up I give it a like so it's just gradually turning into almost pure guerrilla videos I've been liking and I recommend everyone check out this this he's like a fitness guy oh the stretch guy no not the stretch guy I've rocked but this this other guy who's like his video is his Shorts just have like the chillest vibe.
Starting point is 00:23:45 He's called hybrid calisthenics. Okay. And he's fire. I love that man. He's ripped. He's just like normal. He's like a human. He's like really strong.
Starting point is 00:23:57 He's doing like one-handed press-ups and stuff and doing like pull-ups of one arm and shit. Wow. Like in the videos. But he's like just talking to you calmly. It's not all this like Instagram. Brubbrew, bruh, bro. Like I secretly.
Starting point is 00:24:10 firing so much testosterone into their veins before the video starts late finally something normal yeah just like a normal guy he's like drinking a tea like walking up a tree with the strength of his toes and stuff
Starting point is 00:24:25 just the average guy doesn't get more normal than that just like the rest of us well talking about the rest of us I found something a dude they really should have called the sequel to the last of us
Starting point is 00:24:43 the rest of us yeah that would have been five a couple more of us yeah some other ones some other ones that's the multiplayer spin-off but I found this on R slash Swindon right
Starting point is 00:25:03 a bit of a thread going on it's a it's a dire place R slash Swindon it's dire it doesn't really get more dire shocker wow there's a few revelations in here
Starting point is 00:25:18 because like someone posted on there in earnest what makes you proud to be swindish first off no one says swindish no one has ever said that so they invented a new term but they also
Starting point is 00:25:35 asked an impossible question yeah what makes you proud to be swindish what are some of the things that make you the most proud to live in swindon and be swindish what's the name of the post literally the top comment the top upvoted reply
Starting point is 00:25:58 is from I won't say their names actually they're not consenting to this people at work say that weed here is quite reasonable priced compared to other areas It has three replies The first reply Right
Starting point is 00:26:16 People at work Another one When I lived in Swindon It had the worst we'd seen I've experienced before or since When the other reply just said It isn't Damn
Starting point is 00:26:36 This is real conflict in that alone So the next thread said The M4 It's good road This guy said We had Jungle Bungle
Starting point is 00:26:52 Even Francis Trey Couldn't charter it mate Jungle Bungle Did you know what that is? I might have to Google Jungle Bungle Put Jungle Bungle Swindon Let's see what you
Starting point is 00:27:07 was he on about chartering jungle bungles someone replied so saying damn talk about memory unlocked I hadn't thought about jungle bungal in yonks it popped up immediately indoor play it's like a soft play area
Starting point is 00:27:22 oh it must have been like huge oh I see that's funny that's some swindin humor wow okay okay so sense of humor might be the answer Junglebungle looks fire
Starting point is 00:27:37 But this person said I've always known it as Swindonian I'd say we used to be proud of our skilled And engineering sector But that's slowly disappearing Disappearing Yeah That shit was been gone
Starting point is 00:27:54 For years, I mean This person said I was born in Berkshire But I feel welcome enough to Here to say well There's nothing pressingly wrong with it and you wouldn't find that you wouldn't find anywhere else football team up and down is most of their league two peers musicians are fairly happy i like the travel links old town real ale scene is more vibrant than anything i see in redding these days given how luxury apartment
Starting point is 00:28:21 development has been steadily destroying that over the past five years it's also peaceful given its size there's nutters everywhere tbh a bit of a contradictory last couple of that what does that mean I don't know Swindon's a lot of things But I don't think peaceful is the right word Yeah but apparently it's actually like really safe there Hmm Like you're really not that likely going to be hurt
Starting point is 00:28:47 Or killed Nice Well done Swindon Um Yeah other people saying They're upset about Calling it What do they say
Starting point is 00:29:01 Swindish Swind it, yeah That is wrong It sounds terrible Melt to Apple says XTC Because it's like the one band That's come out of
Starting point is 00:29:14 Swindon Is that da-d-d-d-d-d-d- Yeah Is it then? Was that Let me go on Spotify And search XTC I'm not
Starting point is 00:29:26 I can't say I'm too familiar I might be Totally wrong Oh no It's making Plans for Nigel, you know that song? Maybe. Making plans for Nigel.
Starting point is 00:29:39 What's it? Come on, where's the bit where he says, Nigel. Getting plans for Nigel. I was thinking of, I N-X-S, I guess. Oh, right, that's fair. D-N-D-D-L-L-N-L-L-N-L-L-L-L-E. Making plans for Nigel. I heard a fact.
Starting point is 00:30:03 about that song where he came up in like a taxi cab. Yeah. He was like, pull over. Just ran inside. Ran to the nearest guitar. Yeah. Kind of fire. After he said XTC, the industrial heritage, not that successive councils have ever cared about
Starting point is 00:30:25 maintaining heritage buildings. In spite of it being a bit culturally dead, there are still pockets worth championing. in spite of the town centre being a disgrace there's still a good little scene for pubs and food spots mostly in old town but drink valley at the bottom of town shows that the part can have nice things this person said the correct term is swine nice
Starting point is 00:30:51 what is swindish kind of like Swedish but worse nothing I had no part to play in my birth location hell yeah that's that's an awesome comment that's an awesome response this is one I was born in Swindon but if anyone asks I flatly deny it I think you mean swindonian I've never heard anyone call us Swindish before and then last one the magic roundabout of course I love
Starting point is 00:31:26 showing people that and seeing them so confused by it wow That's fucking dire. I'm not going to be aware of that. No, some of that's fire. Some of it's dire, some of it's fire. Well, yeah, I guess they got Nigel. They got Nigel. They got, um, the guy that said it's peaceful, but there's lots of nutters.
Starting point is 00:31:47 I think that's a big positive. The industry. The industry that no longer exists and is dissolved. Yeah, but it was there once. You know? I think we're too. heard on Swindon you know if it if it's gonna flourish we need to encourage it not we need to gentrify Swindon yeah we need we need like i don't know we need mr beast to go there and
Starting point is 00:32:13 no we need someone like little pump mm you know well i think you know that you know the wood kit i'm pretty sure he went to school in Swindon really yeah is that why all his music is about like running away run by run It's been doing The Swedish are coming for you Yeah The Swedish are coming for you Run, though you
Starting point is 00:32:40 Oh man We're not a boot kid fan No He's fine I don't give a shit Yeah Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 00:32:54 Yeah Oh man Well I suppose because we didn't do Questions last Episode we should just Rattle off questions until we get too sore, you know what I'm saying? Too pained?
Starting point is 00:33:04 Yeah. Okay. So if you want to leave your own questions for us to answer, that sounds pained. Yeah, it is. I got so much shit on my lungs. Your foo-foo infected. Yeah, my foo-foo's inflamed. My inflamed foo.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Dobby's gynecologist. God damn it. But if you want to leave questions for us to answer in future episodes, head over to the suggestion thread over at R slash JAR Media or FNAF. Can't do that no more. What?
Starting point is 00:33:38 It's gone. Oh yeah. It's been gentrified by R slash five nights at Freddy's. It's been absorbed. They didn't want these splinter groups to become too powerful and rise up and take over.
Starting point is 00:33:53 Which is very unfortunate and I'm still quite quite over. Imagine the power we'd had we would have had if FNAF absorbed. Five Nights of Freddy The chaos Then the movie comes out
Starting point is 00:34:05 Ooh Dude it was such An excellent chess play That Scott Cawthorne Just got the fucking night In there right at the last minute Fuck He was playing that
Starting point is 00:34:16 40 chess this whole time Yeah he was like 30 moves ahead That was only 29 No Right dinner dog Can get us started here What's your guys' opinions On generational divisions
Starting point is 00:34:30 i.e. Gen Z versus millennial. Boomer versus everyone else. My sake. Jesus. There was a little argument about this in the group chat the other day. Was there? Yeah. There was. I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:34:47 James was saying something like millennials are cringier than Gen Z is what he was trying to say. To which I just replied with a giff of like a Zuma with a backpack on doing the you know the four night dance or whatever you mean what I do all the time yeah
Starting point is 00:35:07 I know you like I know you like asking for V bucks for your birthday I guess Robux or whatever it's called Robux V bucks yeah but I think the answer is I think the actual answer is most people are cringy
Starting point is 00:35:26 yeah I don't think generation matters I don't think generation matters anywhere like truly you can be poor and boomer you can be rich in boomer you can be poor millennial
Starting point is 00:35:41 you can be rich and millennial you can be a good boomer you can be a bad boomer you can be a good millennial you can be a bad millennial you can be a bad boomer bad boomer bad boomer share some of that wealth yeah it's just another way to like
Starting point is 00:35:59 like just get a group of people together and be like well i don't have to think about those as individual humans they're that group and then you like just break it down further and further or they listen to blank they listen to uh x tc or whatever yeah they're called nigel yeah no what boom my name i bet he's making plans i bet he owns nine houses Yeah, I don't know I don't care even I'm like what I mean what
Starting point is 00:36:33 The thing is as well Do you know how much Money Like Millennials are due to make No It's like 20% of all of the money in the world
Starting point is 00:36:53 But my My thing is that I don't even really relate To millennials because I'm like pretty much on the border. Yeah, as am I, I think. Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Because I'm 94.
Starting point is 00:37:05 I think the cutoff is 95, 96. I think the cutoff is 97. Or maybe the end of 96. But it stretches millennials like, it stretches to like 82 or something. Right, yeah. But I feel like I relate to someone born the year you were born. much more than someone who was born in 85
Starting point is 00:37:29 Yeah And the like the generation thing Doesn't really work And it's like What do you mean It's like a broad brush Is it way too broad Because it kind of depends on the state
Starting point is 00:37:42 Of like where you're living And how that changes Compared to like The same generation In a different country culture And like their evolution Totally different to Whatever's going on
Starting point is 00:37:56 So there are interesting things happening in terms of like the differences between generations. Like a new one I've been hearing is that apparently like general like ICT literacy is actually getting worse now because everything is designed like on iPads and phones. Yeah, yeah. That are much easier to use than the way tech was in the early 2000s where yeah, we picked up I guess these odd. skills and things and know how to apparently like zoomers is it zoomers now like the young youngest whatever they are they are apparently like really bad at googling because they just search everything on tictock but any query they have they'll look for it in ticot form the answer really dumb that's stupid yeah no there are significant differences like that like
Starting point is 00:38:54 the latest generation being talked about is the generation that won't know a world that didn't have social media yeah so like that that those kind of differences are like valid yeah but whereas we must have been one of the last kind of groups to at least remember a time pre yeah like a significant time of our lives it just wasn't a factor at play like in prime school yeah i mean even for me in secondary school like i i didn't use it and when it early days i wasn't interested and even when i was it was restricted to like it was like facebook uh and it was a way for people to organize to do things in real life normally yeah it's a bit's kind of like flipped now like apparently that's part of why places like i say place is like i say
Starting point is 00:39:54 like games like fortnight like roblocks are so popular because they are playgrounds like there's just where kids hang out basically it's just like a social space yeah it's very very interesting just like this one from our slash jar media says in the spirit of drake's newest album release can you each name one drake song that you actually think is good or enjoy he had another lyric in this new album that's kind of like the you know the weird lesbian line he's got this one is like something like
Starting point is 00:40:32 oh I might be by because you're like one of the boys so Drake do you just want to like admit something yeah I'm gonna be honest I've kind of come around on Drake recently as a person Yeah What did you learn?
Starting point is 00:40:52 Did you watch his documentary? No, I've just seen more And here's a document Does he have a documentary? Who doesn't? Yeah, true. It's just like seeing clips And stuff
Starting point is 00:41:03 Of him, like he's so lame He's so, And it's like come full circle Where like before He was sort of on the cusp You know, he was trying to be cool and stuff Now he's just out there. Like he's just like,
Starting point is 00:41:19 B, he's lame as hell. Like, have you seen that clip of him walking into, like, he's, like, heading on stage. Sorry, my mouth. Keeps doing this, like, and it's really bugging me off. He walks into this room looking all tough and shit. And he steps in through this, like, hallway, and he goes, ooh, it's cold. It's like, Drake, you goofy. Well, I guess that's what started those memes, where it's like,
Starting point is 00:41:47 Yeah, Drake the type of to... Yeah, Drake, the type of guy to sleep, like... Yeah, because he is. Yeah. I wonder if, like... Because it does come across, at least at some point in his tenure, it did come across, like, he's trying to avoid that kind of thing. Yeah, when it was like him leaning with the giant coat. Like, he was trying really.
Starting point is 00:42:17 hard to be to look cool there was that image that goes around of like a guy that looks just like Drake like sucking a bit yeah yeah I mean it probably is him
Starting point is 00:42:30 um do you like have you ever liked one um I don't mind that one it goes I'm gonna have to find it because I can't remember what it's cool
Starting point is 00:42:46 it's called like grapefruit or something I oh this new album's got a song called Slime You Out Okay I think it might have been on Scorpion
Starting point is 00:43:05 Scorpion's pretty funny No it's not on Scorpion He's got a song called Final Fantasy on there Okay I'm upset 50,000 numbers Maybe Oh, it might be a bit more life
Starting point is 00:43:22 I'm thinking of His albums are really long Oh, it's this one Yeah Oh, passion. Yeah It's actually right that song, I reckon It's fine
Starting point is 00:43:37 Even his, like he's got Even his voice is fine on it Like I think of this one works I've listened to this a few times Yeah Yeah, I'm cool with that I'm cool with that Where do you stand on
Starting point is 00:43:53 Hotline Blame? Um I like the version That's remixed with the wee shop theme FIRE Genuinely awesome I don't know if I'd listen to it otherwise
Starting point is 00:44:08 One dance I need a one dance I've got a Hennessy in my hands And, like, controller, I hate controller. I hate controller. Mm-hmm. Controller sucks. Um, I like the album cover, though.
Starting point is 00:44:32 It's really funny. It's like giant sounds. Yeah. Needle? Yeah, it is. Yeah. Um, I think some of his most well-known songs, uh okay because what's what's the one not god's plan i think it's the same album as god's plan
Starting point is 00:44:56 but it was like the other big song from that album the memory's like giving money no that's god's plan oh it might be scorpion scorpion's got i'm upset on it yeah i'm upset rocks i'm upset i'm upset i'm upset In my feelings? Yeah. In my feelings. Again, it's that thing. I used to...
Starting point is 00:45:25 Very few songs get me in this state where I'm listening to it. And I'm like, I don't like this, but I want to listen to it. Yeah. I really want to hear it. Yeah. And then it goes through this whole journey in your mind where it's like, this, this sucks. and it's lame and it's you go through like the irony phase now i'm just listening to it because yeah goofy i kind of segment it into i call it mars bar music where like i'm acknowledging
Starting point is 00:45:58 that it's like it's like a quick dirty hit you know and i'm getting no nutrition from this but you know what it's still kind of yummy yeah yeah you're killing yourself by by doing it But damn if it's not enjoyable. But the damn is that an easy dopamine hit. Yeah. Yeah. But the best rap song ever made is no room in hell. How was that good?
Starting point is 00:46:31 From Dead Island Riptide. Oh. It's got the menu music from the first game, like, as the beat. Dude, it's so fire. It's like, that was the same guy. Yeah, like, Sam B. on it and Chimillioner. Do you remember Chimillion?
Starting point is 00:46:46 Wow. I don't remember because I remember the other one. The other Dead Island song. Yeah, that pales in comparison. I was so just soured by the weird tonal. Yeah. You go from the trailer to like the first scene in the game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Weird, man. Hmm. Um S-F-S-T-F-T-Fish has been asking this one for a while So I'm going to Tickle their tummy so they can stop Would you like
Starting point is 00:47:26 Any member of Jarre if they were a worm But they've phrased it differently On another episode It was like Oh, it was someone else I thought it was the same person Oh But someone else asked on a previous one
Starting point is 00:47:47 Rip Flude Asked question for Alex Would you still love Jim if he was a worm Ridiculous question Well that's that's That's the classic Like girlfriend question Really?
Starting point is 00:48:02 Yeah where the I've not heard that one The girlfriend is like Would you love me if I was a worm Would you love me if I was a worm Would you love me if I was a filthy sewer rat Would you love me if I was a filthy sewer rat? Would you love me if I
Starting point is 00:48:12 was a piece of seaweed you never saw more you really are a sewer rat um yeah and it's just one of those questions where like the answer is yes you have to say yes i'd have caveats like are you like the worm from uh labyrinth right it's got like a little face and it's like a bit of a scary one oh no that's a funny worm yeah that's the like the one thing in that movie that isn't frightening yeah and the whole plot happens because of that worm yeah could have avoided the whole that worm was the inciting incident um but yeah i if you could like animal wolf into a worm is that the question if i i think i would definitely like you less if you could morph into a worm You know I'd abuse that
Starting point is 00:49:07 Yeah Yeah Any serious discussion comes up Worm Yeah Just go worm made Don't go worm on me But then what if you got into
Starting point is 00:49:26 like A really sick situation with that Like Where your significant others Like Can you go worm? They like prefer you in your worm. Oh my god. Can you go worm? I want to put you in my pocket. I want to put you in my foo-foo. I've had enough of being worm. I don't want to be
Starting point is 00:49:53 worm anymore. When you're the worm and you've got that little voice, would you like me if I was a human? I just hate questions like that I was much more anti-hypathetical a few years ago I'm starting to see the value of hypothetical but when it's just would you like me if I was a thing that you wouldn't like but I actually like worms I'm that guy that saves worms sure you save worms but like do you do you actively like
Starting point is 00:50:29 an individual individual worm yeah I put them in my compost So you remember each individual Yeah I take a picture of them Categorized them I saved a bumblebee yesterday I saved a frog from Billy while you were on holiday Oh she goes for frogs
Starting point is 00:50:53 No She was coming in And on the way Because there's been frogs abound I think I think it's another like pestilence like god thing he's like you created TikTok take the
Starting point is 00:51:08 frogs I've seen so many frogs lately I love them yeah I love frogs and it was this little ditty frog and Billy was coming in and it hopped to get away
Starting point is 00:51:20 and then she was like locked onto the frog so then I grabbed her not the frog I realize that because I have a strip of my garden that I leave wild and round the side of the garage
Starting point is 00:51:37 there's like this zone I've created where it's like just piles of like cardboard and I went round there the other day and was like just curious because it's been there for like months now this like pile of cardboard and bits I'd be too scared to go over there I went over there and started lifting up layers
Starting point is 00:51:52 oh my god there's life in there abound I saw like five frogs in there really yeah they're just chilling in there because it's all moist yeah it's been raining it's just yeah they're loving it in there Hopefully some slow worms show up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Well. Life be crazy like that, though. Life be moist. Life needs moist. Well, I'm sure Pink Floyd Addict 42 needs moist. With this question here. Hey Jha, here's a question, my friends and I have been wondering for a while. How many bears would it take to win in a fight against the entire US military?
Starting point is 00:52:32 conditions the battle takes place in a completely open field with no features and the military has every single soldier and piece of equipment in their arsenal so how many bears would it take I think I think like they might wind up into an issue where um they have such like advanced technology you know all these advanced scanning systems and all this surveillance stuff that when it comes down to it not useful against bears really if a horde of bears is coming sure maybe you forget like it once you run out of like mines and like you know claim more the entire military yeah the entire industrial complex but like in an open field what does that even look like
Starting point is 00:53:33 how big is this field this is like this is like cartoonish like Star Wars war where like it's like yeah like
Starting point is 00:53:42 two massive renaissance wars or whatever where it's like well then you'd need just the the most ridiculous number of bears
Starting point is 00:53:49 you'd need enough bears for the US to actually run out of resources well like should I see how many people are in the U.S. military
Starting point is 00:54:00 right now? How many soldiers? So right now, as of 2022, there are 1.4 million active military personnel. So let's say, what, 100 bears for each person? More.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Really? Because they weren't all be soldiers, all equipment, all the whole military. Not just the army. We're talking the Air Force, the Navy. Right. Well, the Navy wouldn't be useful if it's in an open field.
Starting point is 00:54:35 But the American Navy is the second largest air force on the planet. Yeah, I didn't think about the airs. Yeah, so they've got like two, their Air Force and their Navy. Sorry, I'm all bugged up. It's like full
Starting point is 00:54:52 of planes. Yeah, they're getting kill streaks. The more bears they kill, the more chopper gunners, the more AC-130s. you know so basically you'd have to have enough cannon fodder to run out to drain every bullet
Starting point is 00:55:03 and all the fuel from all from everything there'll be tens of millions of bears probably yeah yeah plus like are we taking
Starting point is 00:55:14 into account like missiles yeah of course because like what are those missile launcher thingies like there's six missiles or whatever
Starting point is 00:55:23 that fires that's like a thousand bears like six muscles like let's say I'm going to say like 50 million bears
Starting point is 00:55:35 like 5 billion bears that's too many it doesn't need to be that many well like because all those bears need to do is get close quarters no but is that last guy you're going to press the button
Starting point is 00:55:48 press the button to do what nuke yeah drop a nuke on the bears um Or are we not, like, considering... I feel like that's just unfair. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:00 Because that would take them out as well. True. Maybe that's the amount of bears they need them. Just enough to make them think that we've lost. See, that's a good hypothetical. Yeah. Yeah, not the fucking worm. How many worms would it take?
Starting point is 00:56:20 Well, the worms, like, if we're talking dune worms. Yeah, it'll be like one. Yeah. There's a big worms. It's just a couple more here if we wrap up for the night. Kuxa says, What is cooler?
Starting point is 00:56:36 Which is a cooler word? Typhoon or hurricane? Game on. Typhoon. Um, what about like, I think world pool is cooler. Than typhoon?
Starting point is 00:56:51 It's got the word pool in it. Cyclone? Cyclone's cool. but typhoon typhoon's cool hurricane isn't that cool to me I think of the
Starting point is 00:57:04 the hurricane tortilla kid I think of the weekend Hurricane yeah oh right yeah not the weekend isn't cool
Starting point is 00:57:15 no no I think Fufu's a cooler word yeah Fufu's fucking awesome I love that I love that word Foo
Starting point is 00:57:31 Foo Foo Um Oh bloody Nora That was cool Thank you I've been practicing that one
Starting point is 00:57:42 Christing Nora Christing Nora Hmm The freezer The freezer God says Can we get an update on Jim's fish How's it doing Did Jim ever upgrade his tank like he wanted to on Jardcast?
Starting point is 00:57:57 315? Hmm, I think so. I think I upgraded my tank. Yeah, you did. Yeah, there's only a few months ago, wasn't it? Well, yeah, I don't know when 315 was. Yeah, I'm a little bit worried about Harold at the minute, my fish. Why, I thought he was growing.
Starting point is 00:58:16 He is growing. He just doesn't seem that healthy at the minute, like mentally. How can you tell? the thing is I got these plants right when I upgraded my tank I got these plants and they have they're growing like crazy I can't I can't get my head around it like I wake up and the plant is like doubled oh they're huge that they're like the classic sort of wavy leaves on them yeah yeah and they've grown so tall that if they were to be up straight, like they should, they'd be out the tank and then like the size, the depth of the tank again. Yeah. Oh, wow. So they're, they've grown, they're at the back of the tank and they've grown up and they go over the whole, like, top. Oh. So Harold's getting scared. Well, maybe. And he, yeah, he just seems kind of, like, confined, but I've been so busy with life that I can't, like, other than feeding away.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Maybe you need to trim them. Well, yeah, I don't, I don't know if I should. just get like scissors and chop the tops off i don't know um i sort of a general rule of my life is that i deal with shit like after it happens you know um reactive instead of preactive yeah i've i've i basically don't have a concept of future you know like a like a dog like a rat like a rat yeah like a rat yeah like a rat on Coke listening to jazz. Or like a bug. Or like a worm. Like teafling
Starting point is 00:59:57 Afria says. Hi Jar. I've been listening to some of the old cast recently. I've now listened to about 67% of the episodes. That's a really accurate percentage. And I've noticed a lot of bug talk. I'm an entomologist. So listening to your mostly inaccurate insect rants
Starting point is 01:00:16 is very entertaining. I have a two-part question. One for you guys. And one for the mighties. First for y'all. What are the top five best and top five worst bugs of all time and why? Now for the mighties. How many other jar entomologists are there, bear bhaer ding-dongs?
Starting point is 01:00:37 Look at the crazy way they've written this with the emojis. Oh wow. I like that. That's great. Best bugs? Stick insects. Stick and sex are up there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Praying mantis. Yeah, they're. Cool. Um, insects. I like, um, worms. Bumblebees. Yeah, bumblebee. One more.
Starting point is 01:01:04 What about honeybees over bumbles? Bumblebees are cooler. Nicer. Yeah, Mario gets a bumblebee form. Um, kind of a controversial one. be like ants ants or termites what about pillbergs
Starting point is 01:01:29 what wood louse no they're not top five ear wigs fuck them maybe they can be any other one I like ants they have homes they have complex structures
Starting point is 01:01:42 yeah and they have like a society then okay so that's five best five worst earwigs no not earwigs ladybirds
Starting point is 01:01:54 no what this is one of my hottest takes potentially I think ladybirds they're fucked why they bite you
Starting point is 01:02:07 you're the only guy in the world that's been bitten by a ladybird Jesus so ladybird that's not That is not going on. Otherwise, if that goes on, then worms have to go on as well.
Starting point is 01:02:24 We need worms. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, mosquitoes. That's like the obvious one. Mosquitoes. Yeah, fleas. The fleas count as an insect.
Starting point is 01:02:38 Yeah. What would they be otherwise? Aliens. I have ones I hate. Those things. Like, they live on ponds, they just skate on the top. Yeah, but they're not top five worst. I think they are, they're horrible, and they can bite you.
Starting point is 01:02:56 They are horrible. No, but we're like restricting it to just Britain. Yeah, we've got some of like the least offensive bugs on the planet. True. You know? You've been careful not to include arachnids. Do they count as bugs? They're not insects, are they?
Starting point is 01:03:10 No, you're right. Yeah, fuck you, we're etymologists. Yeah, what were we wrong about on our insect rant? I don't remember ever talking about I mean There's got to be some more bugs out there Two more Am I right in saying
Starting point is 01:03:30 The camel spider Isn't actually a spider It is an arachnid though isn't it Is it in a rat I'm pretty sure Is it like a scorpion? I think it's a scorpion Okay
Starting point is 01:03:42 The camel spider Is a scorpion Is something stupid? It's something stupid like that. Yeah. Because I'll find out but I'm not going to be happy about having to look at this thing. Yeah. Oh my God, I hate them. Um, yeah, there's some really, what's the thing
Starting point is 01:03:58 that, um, mad-eye moody tortures? Oh, that's a spider, isn't it? Is it a spider? No, it's a scorpion, because it's got like little hands. Oh. They're freaky, though. No, those don't count. What about like flies? Grubbs.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Oh my god. Yeah. Like big maggots. Yeah, maggots, that's one But they're not like their own thing, are they? They're like babies Yeah, but most bugs have them Oh shit There's one that might need to be added to the best
Starting point is 01:04:30 In place of something else What? Caterpillar They're like a They have three cool forms Yeah, so it counts as like one insect For the price of three Catapillas are, they are wild
Starting point is 01:04:45 Actually kind of like moths as well even though that's kind of controversial. Yeah, it depends on the moth. They can be like huge. They're quite ugly moths. Yeah, they're kind of fun. That is ugly. This fucking thing.
Starting point is 01:05:02 Jesus, fuck. See, that's like... Wind scorpions. What? Yeah. A class of arachnida known variously as camel spiders, wind scorpions, sun spiders, or solifuges.
Starting point is 01:05:21 Yeah, and they like bury themselves in the sand. I don't feel the same way about spiders you do, though. I actually, like, I'll save spiders as well. I save spiders. I'm terrified of them, but I won't kill them. Oh, okay. That's fair then. Like, if there's one in the bath and it's about to get drowned, I'll scoop him up.
Starting point is 01:05:41 I mean, I just wouldn't run the bath. Like, if I started running the bath, he'd have to go. There was like talking about my famous compost I opened the lid the other day to do a pee into it It's also a urinal Awesome And as I peed
Starting point is 01:05:59 The vibrations awoke something In the corner The biggest fucking spider you've ever seen Just went up and I had a little look And I was like fuck this I don't want to get drenched The piss spider Oh there you go
Starting point is 01:06:14 Yeah That's fucked Surely he's a problem in there though You don't want a spider in compost These eating the living things I'm fine with him in there Because their nose will just like rot as well Yeah I guess
Starting point is 01:06:28 We're missing one bad bug Yeah there's one bad bug left There's so many bad bugs Yeah most of them Not most No just ones that are aggressive yeah anything that bites
Starting point is 01:06:49 don't need them ticks oh tick that's the one yeah we've met what about wasps oh shit hornets there's so many bad bugs
Starting point is 01:07:04 I would say like wasps slash hornet like just group them together I know that would annoy this person but I don't care If you have to pick wasps or hornets though Which would Because I'd have to go worse Yeah but I see way more wasps
Starting point is 01:07:20 Yeah Wasps are more common There are more common annoyance Yeah And it's cool the way bees kill hornets That is cool That's very respectable Yeah
Starting point is 01:07:30 I love it So what one will we take away to put wasps on I forgot It's way bad One of the ones that doesn't buy Okay, I guess I'll get rid of ladybirds Even though they bite They don't suck blood though
Starting point is 01:07:48 Yeah, that's a special It's not just the fact they suck blood It's that they also just happen to carry Some of their worst, most horrible diseases Yeah, yeah So as if it's not enough to give you a welt That's going to itch for weeks And get swollen
Starting point is 01:08:04 And probably get infected Yeah No, they can also give you They can also kill you They can give you Yeah give you the Niles virus or whatever
Starting point is 01:08:12 Yeah Yeah Yeah That is disturbing I'll give you Lyme's disease So you could never be comfortable In the sun ever again Well like mosquito is just
Starting point is 01:08:21 Malaria You're fucked This tight It is crazy to me Because I've been on a whole bug thing For like the last two weeks Specifically bugs that bite Yeah
Starting point is 01:08:34 Because we've had a very Prolonged Warm period in this country Mm-hmm that every bug is having the best time they're so happy and I keep getting bitten and I'm like paranoid now about various shit
Starting point is 01:08:49 and it's like we are these genius level like compare us to the rest of all of life we're these genius things like we have TVs cameras like security systems computing all this stuff military industrial complex yeah like we're so good at killing other people and animals and stuff
Starting point is 01:09:13 but you get a few little tiny bugs in the wrong place getting rid of them like ultra impossible it's a whole branch of work in and of itself exterminators
Starting point is 01:09:26 yeah it's incredible that these little tiny brainless they're just like nervous systems that are like I sense there's something to suck and it sucks there are some humans like that to be fair Yeah, that is true These nervous systems
Starting point is 01:09:45 Just hide They sent something to suck And they suck And then drive you crazy And And you can't beat them No You know
Starting point is 01:09:57 And once you've been sucked once You've lost already I don't if there's any Out there that's like Oh, I just got a nice bye Yeah, I bet there is Apparently, I don't know if this is true, I heard somewhere that supposedly we do have the technology to eradicate something like mosquitoes, like permanently. But we've never implemented it because of the potential ecological impact it would have because, of course, it would have a huge effect.
Starting point is 01:10:33 But I think it'll be worth it. Yeah, let's find out. no like I would that is a hill I would die on eradicate fleas eradicate mosquitoes eradicate the we've already made birds suffer enough you know like
Starting point is 01:10:51 just add to the pile yeah you know what what eats mosquitoes I guess other bugs and frogs but they still got other bugs they got flies well yeah but everything is other bugs like what are they really adding but imagine like the nutrition in a
Starting point is 01:11:08 mosquito that's like full of blood maybe but I mean what if what if the biggest thing that changed was human population just went fucking nuts because they kill
Starting point is 01:11:24 they have killed so many people mosquitoes yeah they have making me think dragonflies as well I think they're a cool back they're really cool yeah there's options
Starting point is 01:11:37 What about like parasites and stuff They're like tape worms What is that It's a worm Like Yeah do they count as a bug? I don't know What about the pee bug
Starting point is 01:11:48 The one that swims I thought that's a fish Is it a fish I think it's a fish Swims it in your pee And I think it's a fish Or whatever
Starting point is 01:11:56 Okay here we are Tate worms are not bugs Unlike worms Insects have exoskeletons That act like a skeletal support structure Invitable So worms aren't An insect.
Starting point is 01:12:08 Oh. We're getting technical here. Worms, are they bugs? Worms are insects. What? Worms and slugs are not insects. Insects have six legs, two antennae, and an exoskeleton.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Worms and slugs have soft bodies. Do not have arms or legs and move by crawling. Then what is it? Worms are off the list. Dragonfly steps in. Yeah. Mollus. Our members of this.
Starting point is 01:12:37 members of several invertebrate phyler they're bugs creepy crawlies scary rarys right I want to end on this anecdote then if you're done with the bugs yeah I'm done with the bugs hate the bugs getting itchy
Starting point is 01:12:58 the big large says this the Geordie Peterson beef for every meal thing is popular among right wingers right now though in most cases it's an all-meat diet. My conservative roommate eats nothing but bacon, butter, steak and burgers. She refuses anything else. Butter and eggs are okay apparently, but anything with more than two ingredients that isn't made of meat is a big no-go. I've seen her with two sticks of butter, on a fork, dripping them in cheese, on sour cream sauce and eating it as a snack. This seems
Starting point is 01:13:31 ridiculous to me, but what goes further is that she's convinced that fat and cholesterol are actually healthy and that nutritionists have been lying to people for years it's obviously a crock and when I see her watching videos on YouTube from the people who drove her to do this it seems clear that it's all confirmation bias I worry about her but at the same time she gives me shit for snacking and enjoying vegetables so I've just decided to let her give herself heart problems and get on with my life that's crazy just eating butter yeah that's I mean, that's gross. But also, you should eat fat.
Starting point is 01:14:11 Yeah, you shouldn't avoid that. I thought there is some truth to that. Yeah, fat is good for you. Where the big shug made it so big fat were the enemy when it was big shug. There's big shug the whole time. Yeah. But, I mean, like, you shouldn't, I mean, natural fats, good. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:31 Processed rubbish fats, bad. Simple as. Trans fats or whatever. like an avocado like dipped in like natural cheese from the cheese tree or whatever that'd be good but like processed milky cheese and processed fat butter or whatever I don't know I'm not a nutritionist or a fucking insectologist or whatever it's cool but I'm a cheese enjoyer yeah I like even though it gives me that rear that's the thing you know something's good when you like sacrifice enjoyable toilet time yeah all my
Starting point is 01:15:05 favorite things basically spicy noodles at 2am and on that note for the next nine episodes we're going to be doing the beef Peterson special we're going on all beef and we're going to rate it and at the same time we are going to do
Starting point is 01:15:23 the you know the shit challenge yeah one toilet three men's shit nine weeks let's see what happens no flush never flush you know in like anime
Starting point is 01:15:41 you know in anime and cartoons and stuff when they're holding like a hot drink and there'll be all that steam coming off and then they go once and it's gone and then they can drink it I wish real life work like that real life's a lot more disappointing than anime
Starting point is 01:16:02 I think you'll find I think as you grow up you realize real life isn't anime. I think that's what growing up is. What was the moment you realized real life wasn't anime? Hey. Hello, forgotten one. Hello, the forgotten one.
Starting point is 01:16:22 I think people aren't interested in her because her eyelashes are so stupid. I think it's because she just kind of looks like a fish. Yeah. You know? She really got that fish. face going on those fish eyes there's fies empty eyes you know paisley got no soul that would be a good anime a golden retriever's soul gets trapped in a human or something delicious scrumptious Cinnamon?
Starting point is 01:17:06 What is that, Ginga? Yeah, I guess. No, it's camomile. Oh, it shouldn't taste like cinnamon. Well, just one of those days, huh? It's definitely one of those months where we have to thank the JAR Media Patrons over at the JAR Media Patreon.
Starting point is 01:17:25 Which we actually do every month. Every month. So every month is one of those months. But this is the scary month, the October month. And I'm going to, well, there's no James. so I'll do half, you do half. Yes? Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:40 Big thanks to Poop Nuggets 4,000, Benson Burner, Cream Shoes, Pittsview, Timothy Mark, aka Bidiot Bales, Dom, Friscoe, Danny Valentine, foul git, Gungan Pussy, make him Mesa go bum back crazy. Nice.
Starting point is 01:18:01 Sambalo. Tai Boy Goon. I'm fresh as fuck. Bands by the box. Yeah, I love them, Bezos. Jeff Bezos. Alex's dad. erecting aria Spencer here. Murdo Wallace. James, the type of guy to have steam coming out of his ears when he's mad. Harry James Climpton Prince. James's dad's tanga egg. Go onion. I have to collect the tools. Darth Punk goonin after all. Quetzalatis. Norse. Thank the lizard lords Only Singaporean Jarlene
Starting point is 01:18:38 James' Dada Epsteination Nicholas Latifi's estranged son Boggley's best Eden please do another North America Plus Europe leg of tour The Jalcast begs you Banana milk
Starting point is 01:18:53 My name Jeff Harry Skadirio How to change patron username Big Wombo Armoured Core Except James voices Michigan Alex voices Agu
Starting point is 01:19:06 I don't know I haven't played My Guazu Oh yeah Yeah Yeah Acuis Jamie voices
Starting point is 01:19:15 Carla and Argi voices Arr Ayer Ayr I haven't played this game So These names are not in my Lexicon
Starting point is 01:19:23 Abigail M Barnaby's Panopticon Lollin The only neurotypical jar fan Lildred Incorporated Syshin Finn Arthur's
Starting point is 01:19:34 Vivian Reed Screw sober October I'm doing Loctober And my mommy domi has the keys To my chastity cage already The Fart Chocolate Fart Scribble Wai
Starting point is 01:19:46 Bonkey James' Mommy Dommy Melf Splink Skeke Magma Slug Levi Pearl Slug Dr. DLuxo
Starting point is 01:19:56 Shabangu Oliver Holm Jahnby Gunchiguna I love Barboa Bell She is my queen LeBron James excited for White Boy Wednesday Henlo, friend
Starting point is 01:20:08 Suki Suki Dum Dum Neo Theo James Dad Zell Simon Steele Now I am Become Dobby Hather of Jaina
Starting point is 01:20:18 Pelpreikor Choku Nudi Arm aka James's passionate bread vacation destinations Shake it off James Version is the greatest song known to mankind Chris Pratt stars
Starting point is 01:20:31 In Baby James the movie Crill Muncher, Unwashed Reptile Mani Sanchez, Lagoon 22 and Simsy Your turn Simsy Many thank yous to I'm gonna say it again
Starting point is 01:20:49 Simsy 0.6% Japanese jarling Gambler the gooning gungan misa goongoon goon goon fappin and clapping it's happening lapin up sap that have splat on the mat and the substance is masculine Travis king captain clunge hole stormay supports nagoya granpus grant conner jack price kooky slimy bill I had a dream that I gooned to you I'm not certain what it means. I didn't say that I would do it. I said it was a dream.
Starting point is 01:21:31 Avey. Nah. State of Velasca. Matt Edge, world's biggest Kiadi Mundi fan. Calam J. Quick. True mighty jarling. He's going beast mode. Milk maiden. Ganger satellite. In the crazy goblin layer, shake your booty as I stare, I do declare a mighty bear bear. Tony O'Swelt Nietzsche Dobby's
Starting point is 01:21:59 gynecologist Slums McKenzie The original party Whammy Wham Wham Wham Wham Wassy I love Slams McKenzie Salad 519
Starting point is 01:22:11 The Jars Secret Project is just Jim shooting a snot rocket at the camera lens Slam dunk Cosmates Harriet Broadly Tom Beranak Gilbert the awesome one James is Dad
Starting point is 01:22:25 This is a public service announcement I've rebranded from Nate's mini figs And I am now called Input Brick Please edit the past Somewhere there is a small island of James Is doomed to build cars and drive them into the ocean Give me that white boy stir
Starting point is 01:22:42 Ha ha ha he he I'm the laughing gym And you can't catch me Cobalt Rad Drain my cock Johnson Michael if none of the patrons I subscribe to release Jumper 2008 review
Starting point is 01:22:57 I will unleash hellfire upon the world the likes swindled ginger Piss drinkers unleashed Thomas Martin Before I hand this iPad off to you You should know that I let piss a dick use it And now it's full of piss
Starting point is 01:23:13 Swish Swish Robert ORA Keck Flexington Fart Bag Biscuit Dream Offel 2142 The main love interest in Shane Dorson's film Not Cool also plays female
Starting point is 01:23:25 V from cyberpunk. Is that true? Really? Is this true? No way. Just marry Jarling, let's go. Woo! Danny G. Maced Claw Woodpecker from Mars. Egy Air Wrecker.
Starting point is 01:23:41 Uber gay mong owl. Sickest ninja injury this century. Enter play. Lend sympathy to limp wrists. Simple Simon Ryan MC's Trees is free Please leave
Starting point is 01:23:55 E-girl in a Bebebe She got her Norwegian wife To start saying Bear Bear I do declare Creamer Adam Johnston Tom Buiz
Starting point is 01:24:05 James Sex Tape 24 Super Crunchers Joel Stewart When Blackbirds Fly 2016 Big Whoops Gremblow
Starting point is 01:24:15 JBG Couta Panda Lucy Tai is an Asian anal queen Randy ruins Patreon the poo man
Starting point is 01:24:25 Mel Gibson the fifth funny Katia fucking mannigan and of course as always last but not least David Owalless thank you dearly I like how many
Starting point is 01:24:35 gungan ones there are just prequel references yeah yeah particularly I like gungan and wotto stuff bombberg crazy I'm making me
Starting point is 01:24:48 good yeah I don't know.

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