JAR Media Posdact - Catalytic Kwebbel Builders - JARCast Episode 347
Episode Date: October 16, 2023https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter...: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:39 Housekeeping 16:39 Kwebbelkop AI 24:57 r/Swindon is more dire than you think 34:25 Question Section: Generational Beef 40:10 Name a Drake song you actually like... 47:16 Worm Hypethetical 52:17 How Many Bears to Take on The Entire Military Industrial Complex? 56:33 What is a cooler word? 57:50 Jim's Fish (Harold) 59:56 5 Best and 5 Worst Bugs 1:12:53 A Beef-Only Jar Anecdote 1:15:40 Patron Segment
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Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
I'm your host, Alex, joined by Jim and Judge Jim and jury, Skyrim.
Finally awake.
What's that character called?
No one knows.
No one cares.
Yeah, this is the JARCAST episode.
I've literally got it written down in front of me
I'm fine with that though
can we call that episode Beat? Yeah the beep episode
yeah not a not a return of the
what they called the brocast remember we had a we had a series of those
that time hmm that was in a long time
that was what the classic Valerian episode was one of those
yeah yeah that was snugly cuddly and mm yeah that was a
Yeah, that was a golden one.
But unfortunately, James has a foo-foo infection.
I also have a foo infection, but...
Who doesn't?
I guess I'm just tougher.
My foo-foo's been around the block.
This is one of those ones where...
Maybe it can't be the bleep episode, because I've already decided the name.
Oh, okay.
Well, we can have a discussion about it first, though.
That's fine.
I wanted to call it catalytic field builders.
Is that like a topic that's going to come up?
No.
Okay.
Do you not like it?
I mean, I feel like it, I feel like the name has to be kind of justified, right?
Well, now that I've said it, it technically is a topic, so.
Yeah, that's kind of the thing, huh?
I could call it Spaniomi, if you'd prefer.
I do like Spaniomi.
Did you come up with that or have like you heard that?
I've never heard that before, but it seems like something that British people would say.
You know?
Yeah.
I don't know if Spaniomi's are that popular, like anywhere apart from Spain.
Well, yeah.
Because, of course, we have a Spanish auntie, so we've had a fair few Spaniommies in our time.
Yeah.
And they've got to say, they're yummy.
Yeah, they rock.
I really rate a Spaniomi.
There's some Tritho in that?
Yeah.
potato in an omelette.
Who would have thought that
that's fire? It's incredibly fire
and dense. It is dense.
I reckon it's a good like protein mass
mass cultivating meal. True.
Hmm, a bit cured meat in there.
Yeah. Sprinkle some chocolate protein
powder in there.
A bit like strawberries
and cream protein powder.
What's got?
While there's plenty of catalytic field builders to discuss
first, before we get too deep into the show
I need to shout out the jar media patrons.
I can't not do it now
Patreon's patrons
that make the audio version of the show
possible
and get their names read out
if they are debby tier or above
who do man
once a month
in the first or second week usually
it's attached to this very episode
and there were some very funny names in there
that made us giggle
and man I feel really threatened by
what is being reflected in the window right now
it is frightening it is October there
it is October so I'm
and scared.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm frightened.
Any other housekeeping things like that to shout out that I'm forgetting?
I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
Fuck.
We didn't, there's a little bit...
The jarlings have beef with me.
That's one way to put it.
Yeah.
The question is, do you?
you deserve it that's that's what we got the jury here for so judge jury executioner yeah
okay well maybe maybe this that makes more sense for skyron to be the executioner that's like
an execution scene isn't it it is actually yeah so judge and he kind of looks like you
i was going to say it kind of looks like james he he's he's like he's like he's like
James's face, but you're...
Well, there's his name, Roloff.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, you've had to be awake.
The one voice actor in Skyron.
I like that quality.
Yeah, I think it's good.
I think that's really hilarious.
Yeah, I like it.
Man, brough.
Anyway, yeah, that's right.
The Jarlings are angry at me.
They're really furious at me.
um because it just so happens that the last couple episodes have been dense with me talking about the places i've traveled
yeah because you've done like two two three years traveling in two weeks yeah so i've been i went to
canada i went to italy i was in sheffield this past weekend which was dedicating this whole
which i'm going to now talk about in detail for a full hour
um but
what time of day did you leave
for shufford
uh roger
crabbit left this this wasn't even a
youtube comment this was he went to the suggestion
thread he was so upset about this
what's the point in asking questions
if Alex is just going to go on holiday
somewhere and talk for an hour
about how they use different colour toilet paper
and how they deep fry mars bars
no we do that here
in Scotland
and the other one
I saw in screenshot was from No Okra 4265 who was also in the suggestion thread
I'd like a cast where we talk about something other than Alex's holiday that is all thank
you man I think I've ever talked about a holiday on jail before and the one time it happens
to roll up and they're not having it they're mad at me now I see comments
Like, because at the beginning of the last episode where you and James are talking about burgers with no honey mustard,
I'm like setting something up in the foreground and there's like a comment like,
I was really excited when I saw Alex wasn't there.
Yeah, people have just been horrible to you.
Okay, new rule.
Ban them.
You know, we've been very lenient with the ban hammer.
I don't think we've ever banned anyone.
We've never banned anyone.
So maybe we should just start flagrantly banning jarlings.
Yeah.
Because they'd be taking it places sometimes
Maybe we should have been banning left and right
Yeah, I think we should
I mean like what's what's the point
In like having a community if there isn't someone at the top
Who can misuse their power and
Yeah and choose who is in the community
You know
Have everyone on eggshells you know
Yeah
Because I've had this conversation with like
Oh the YouTube tubers before and everyone's got like a different philosophy
Whereas I'm still kind of a fan of like
The mute, you know?
The mute.
If you mute someone, like on Twitter,
they never know.
So they could be saying,
just wasting their time,
and I don't have to see it.
Whereas like a block is like a message,
you know?
Yeah, it's like you got to me.
Yeah.
I think some people chase the block.
Yeah.
You know?
It's like I'm looking for that acknowledgement
and knowing that I've affected them.
Yeah, Daddy Derek blocked me.
I still blocked to this day.
he's probably even blocked jar
what
what have I done to you
maybe you're the bridge
that can bring us together
yeah come on the cast
you want to come a mile tea
yeah that
that would be kind of a cool
I bet actually if
if we like contacted Daddy Derek
and we're like
sneaky enough about it
and we're like
do you want to come on this podcast and
you know talk about your
whatever project you're doing
gun safety for women part two
make sure there was
fly out
no I wouldn't want to do it in person
I think you might hurt me
you couldn't bring a woman with a gun
into the country
but yeah oh man there was more
this is this is the comment section now
Wyoming state official says
Alex is the CEO going
on holiday and making the entire cast about his holiday.
Two, out of
like seven years of doing cast, and I don't think I'm ever like.
We're nearly on like our, what, 600th cast?
And you've talked about holidays twice.
Maybe one other time.
Very rarely.
V-I-V-R-I rarely, but...
But, I mean, what they say goes, you know?
True.
That's democracies.
We fall in line.
Fine.
We bend over backwards.
We do.
We truly do.
My brain.
King Cundi said, Cured meat, Stoge's trip to Italy, Alex's soprano maxing.
I did see a gabagoole.
Is that a soprano's thing?
Yeah, they were talking about Gabagool.
Oh, I thought you sent that photo, because it sounds funny.
What does sound funny?
It sounds like a monster.
Yeah, like you're sat around the campfire
Let me tell you the story about the gabagool
Oh my God
Is it just because that has ghoul in it?
Yeah, I think it is
Fallout ghoul
It's the Bethesda episode
And the last one I want to talk about
Before we go into a little
A little haler that I found
A bit of a, I guess, constructive criticism
From Jack 3-1-3-6
I hate constructive
I know, right? Why can't it just be mean?
so I can just hand-wave it.
I do not appreciate the AI-generated thumbnail.
Would it really be so difficult to commission something like that?
Just going to keep using something built off of other people's stolen art.
I guess things aren't immoral when funny.
Kind of.
Oh, damn.
But there was a reply that did kind of shut them down from no arm, no life, 6665.
I'll let you read it.
Yo! Yo!
Eating a burger with no hundred-bush, dude.
Damn.
Yeah, what do you think about that?
Is AI, like, stealing art?
I use, well, it's, that's already over.
Um, because the controversy was, Microsoft released,
I don't know what the, what they were thinking.
To be honest, their dali image-generated AI thing.
They released it to the public.
You can, like, generate 20.
images for free or something
like a day or whatever it is
and there were
for some reason there was no like content
filter or restriction on what
you could generate so like people
you could imagine what people
were generating and I saw it was like
Pixar's concentration
camps and stuff like this and it was
like oh my God Twitter was like
really entertaining for a couple days
all these were going around
like I've got
I can't
I can't show them
on screen because they're just too edgy it was like old school days like the i just i guess i'll
capture your reaction of like the kind of stuff it was a lot of like um nothing that's the last one
save that one for james yeah oh no and then i got a few dobbings isn't it?
Did you make that?
Yeah.
I only generated a couple things.
All Dobby related.
Nice.
One of them was like Dobby infiltrating North Korea.
That one's pretty good.
I'm not sure I can show that one.
But the one I can show, I guess, is just I put Dobby in the Old West.
Yeah.
And then it creates the coolest thing you've probably ever seen.
Yeah, I want to see that film.
Oh, we will.
time yeah yeah when you can just like go on the Microsoft AI make a movie where Dobby's in the
old west yeah yeah was to be able to see anything you want mm-hmm and I think that's a good
thing yeah but I don't know if you saw last episode thumbnail but it's like I didn't because it
was the the Italy thing I was just saying about like my trip to Italy I thought what would be a funny
thumbnail to generate for this one. Um, so I was like, hmm, Dobby eating a pizza in
Nepali. Um, I can show you the, there's the image. Yeah, that's cool.
Yeah. So, so maybe, yeah. I don't really see, yeah. I don't really see,
Like, does it rip off other artists?
Like, what's this, what's this person?
The only way AI works is by,
only knows what something is from analyzing many examples
that it didn't make.
Right?
It's not like original.
So how do you pass that?
Yeah.
I mean, if it's dobby, then I don't really think.
Like, I don't feel any remorse for, like,
Dobby imagery, you know?
We can't use Dobby anymore. I tried this morning.
Warner Bros.
I had a good Dobby idea.
Warner Bros would have locked Dobby down, like immediately.
Hey, your AI is making so many Dobbies.
That's a valuable IP.
But it wasn't even something that crazy.
I think it was pizza related again.
It was like Dobby dancing on a giant pizza or something.
It was like, that's blocked, I'm afraid.
um block it
um block it yeah
do
i don't know i feel like
one i'd feel like
an asshole for commissioning that from someone
yeah
two uh
yeah i guess you're right
yeah
you're right but
but there is something about the humor
like the
it's also like a time thing
you know
it does take a long time to generate
What I'm saying is that it doesn't take a long time to generate
You know
Like to create a beautiful, artful, dobby eating pizza
That's like a time commitment
You know
We often film on like a Saturday
And that needs to be up in two days
That was the one I had to get together before going
Yeah
Somewhere, yeah, for this wedding
Yeah, in Sheffield
Any more excuses?
I've been whipping out a lot of excuses lately
so I should probably
chill on that
but then like it's like
where does it end with that
because
like Starfield
has procedural generation
um
that's technically
yeah
it's ripping off Minecraft
or like
well yeah
elements in that are like automated
I suppose
um
the Photoshop tool
now allows you to
extend images
and it works quite well
does that count
is I don't know
I don't
I we're in that awkward space where it's like a new emerging tech I suppose yeah I don't I don't I don't I think it's a bit of a stretch to call it plagiarism yeah I don't know you know but then I am spending a lot of time um quote tweeting queble cop who um he did DM me actually today
hell yeah mm because he like put out a tweet saying like for anyone interested in my AI technology
just send me a DM and for only $40 a month you can you can get in on the on the craziness
so look I'll show you what I sent him get AI quop on the cost I think like I've been you
you don't have to it anymore so you don't know the insanity that might feed has become
Do you want to read what I said
And then what you said in response
Please give me access to AI
I need it to help me
I'll pay whatever is necessary
Join the Discord
Check out announcements
Legend
Legend
So yeah
He sent me this invite to this Discord
I don't believe it was him though
No
No
It'll be an AI
We'll have an AI
Yeah
Yeah
I was more surprised
He must he's been replying to people and seeing all this stuff
He must have seen one of my
Must be hundreds of quote tweets at this point
Because like you wouldn't have seen this this rampage he's gone on
Do you think he's muted?
We wouldn't have seen my message then surely
If I was muted
Oh true
But like look this is the kind of stuff
What the hell? What? The hell? What?
So the one I'm showing Jim is it
It's a tweet from Quabalcop saying, my AI, grandpa and grandma are so proud of me.
And there's my quote tweet.
What?
You'd probably like some of these.
Yeah, that AI.
This, well, like this.
Aviation gin.
That's right, because he pulled a prank.
Look.
to entertain as many people as possible to share my joy with the world and to form new
friendships I had a lot of fun from playing with my best friends to meeting completely new
strangers and having a blast and all of this while playing video games every single day
this was an absolute dream of mine I would have never imagined anything better than this
and I wouldn't trade this in for anything in the world but even a dream
I mean, do you notice it?
So he like pulled this prank
where he was like
announcing that he was stopping
using Quabal Cop AI
but then at the end of the video he's like
this whole video was AI
Dun dun dun dun
Yeah, that's why it looks so frightening
He was already a bit frightening
But that's adding something else
So yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about that
Well yeah
I mean what's...
It's just weird because I was
making like jokes like
like the reapers have got him
yeah
was he ever real
oh yeah he was like
the experiment yeah
like
I
honestly
I think he's ahead of the curve
you think he's
he's kind of like
he's
from Massafet 1.
Yeah.
This is, without a doubt, like, where we're going, you know?
Yeah, you can't stop it.
Absolutely not.
When the AI is so good that it can generate real life, you know, in a TikTok.
When we can have the Avengers assemble, but it's all Cueblocop and, like, Minecraft YouTubers.
Yeah.
Dun, dun, dun, dun.
I'd watch that.
They were fighting Lion Maker.
Yeah, you can get fun with it.
Yeah, I mean, why...
Would you swipe off of that when watching it on TikTok?
No.
No.
It'll be fire.
No.
No, you're right.
There is a special place for the memes.
There's SpongeBob voices singing,
songs.
I've, yeah.
Yeah, it's already like a thing.
Mm.
You know?
Yeah.
And I love it.
I loved it.
I don't watch it anymore.
Well, you're off Instagram as well now?
Yeah.
And you're standing firm.
For now.
I mean, it's...
But what about YouTube shorts?
Oh, no.
But that's different.
That's different.
It is different.
YouTube shorts are just, um,
the right wing pipeline
but they all do that
yeah but in
different ways
Instagram is
my algorithm
like just went for like
the whack stuff
like the
my Instagram's pretty good
well yeah yours is like pigs
eating with cutlery
mine
mine was like
relevant
comedy
right relevant comedy
yeah
and a lot of car crashes and stuff
I think that was why I deleted it
I was scrolling through and I just watched
like another guy on a motorbike die
and I was like you know what I'm done
for now
it's like me meme meme
person being like attacked
meme meme meme like wolf attack
me meme mean me die
guy dies on motorbike
and I was like nah
fair enough you don't really see that on YouTube shorts
Well, exactly. YouTube Shorts is like way more censored.
YouTube Shorts has the like, like Reddit stories with a guy in Minecraft jumping, you know, on the blocks.
Yeah, that's right.
Like Ben Shapiro saying some ridiculous shit while the subway guy is running.
Yeah, I suppose you're right.
So, yeah, I'm cool with YouTube Shorts.
It's not, it doesn't rot your brain as much as long as you're like.
resisting all of the you've got a sort of training propagon you've got to train the
algorithm like mine whenever an orangutan or gorilla video comes up I give it a
like so it's just gradually turning into almost pure guerrilla videos I've been
liking and I recommend everyone check out this this he's like a fitness guy
oh the stretch guy no not the stretch guy I've rocked but this this other guy who's
like his video is his
Shorts just have like the chillest vibe.
He's called hybrid calisthenics.
Okay.
And he's fire.
I love that man.
He's ripped.
He's just like normal.
He's like a human.
He's like really strong.
He's doing like one-handed press-ups and stuff
and doing like pull-ups of one arm and shit.
Wow.
Like in the videos.
But he's like just talking to you calmly.
It's not all this like Instagram.
Brubbrew, bruh, bro.
Like I secretly.
firing so much
testosterone into their veins
before the video starts late
finally something normal
yeah just like a normal guy
he's like drinking a tea
like walking up a tree
with the strength of his toes and stuff
just the average guy
doesn't get more normal than that
just like the rest of us
well talking about the rest of us
I found something
a
dude they really should have called
the sequel to the last of us
the rest of us yeah
that would have been five
a couple more of us
yeah some other ones
some other ones
that's the multiplayer spin-off
but I found this
on R slash Swindon right
a bit of a thread going on
it's a it's a dire place
R slash Swindon
it's dire
it doesn't really get more dire
shocker
wow
there's a few revelations in here
because like
someone posted on there in earnest
what makes you proud to be swindish
first off
no one says swindish
no one has ever said that
so they invented a new term
but they also
asked an impossible question
yeah
what makes you proud to be swindish
what are some of the things that make you the most proud
to live in swindon and be swindish
what's the name of the post
literally the top
comment the top upvoted reply
is from I won't say their names actually
they're not consenting to this
people at work
say that weed here is quite reasonable
priced compared to other areas
It has three replies
The first reply
Right
People at work
Another one
When I lived in Swindon
It had the worst we'd seen
I've experienced before or since
When the other reply just said
It isn't
Damn
This is real
conflict
in that alone
So the next thread said
The M4
It's good road
This guy said
We had Jungle Bungle
Even Francis Trey
Couldn't charter it mate
Jungle Bungle
Did you know what that is?
I might have to Google
Jungle Bungle
Put Jungle Bungle Swindon
Let's see what you
was he on about
chartering jungle bungles
someone replied so saying
damn talk about memory unlocked
I hadn't thought about jungle bungal in yonks
it popped up immediately
indoor play
it's like a soft play area
oh it must have been like huge
oh I see
that's funny
that's some swindin humor
wow okay
okay so sense of humor
might be the answer
Junglebungle looks fire
But this person said
I've always known it as Swindonian
I'd say we used to be proud of our skilled
And engineering sector
But that's slowly disappearing
Disappearing
Yeah
That shit was been gone
For years, I mean
This person said I was born in Berkshire
But I feel welcome enough to
Here to say well
There's nothing pressingly wrong
with it and you wouldn't find that you wouldn't find anywhere else football team up and down is most of
their league two peers musicians are fairly happy i like the travel links old town real ale
scene is more vibrant than anything i see in redding these days given how luxury apartment
development has been steadily destroying that over the past five years it's also peaceful given
its size there's nutters everywhere tbh a bit of a contradictory last couple of that what does that mean
I don't know
Swindon's a lot of things
But I don't think peaceful is the right word
Yeah but apparently it's actually like really safe there
Hmm
Like you're really not that likely going to be hurt
Or killed
Nice
Well done Swindon
Um
Yeah other people saying
They're upset about
Calling it
What do they say
Swindish
Swind it, yeah
That is wrong
It sounds terrible
Melt to Apple says
XTC
Because it's like the one band
That's come out of
Swindon
Is that da-d-d-d-d-d-d-
Yeah
Is it then?
Was that
Let me go on Spotify
And search XTC
I'm not
I can't say I'm too familiar
I might be
Totally wrong
Oh no
It's making
Plans for Nigel, you know that song?
Maybe.
Making plans for Nigel.
What's it?
Come on, where's the bit where he says, Nigel.
Getting plans for Nigel.
I was thinking of, I N-X-S, I guess.
Oh, right, that's fair.
D-N-D-D-L-L-N-L-L-N-L-L-L-L-E.
Making plans for Nigel.
I heard a fact.
about that song where he came up in like a taxi cab.
Yeah.
He was like, pull over.
Just ran inside.
Ran to the nearest guitar.
Yeah.
Kind of fire.
After he said XTC, the industrial heritage, not that successive councils have ever cared about
maintaining heritage buildings.
In spite of it being a bit culturally dead, there are still pockets worth championing.
in spite of the town centre being a disgrace
there's still a good little scene for pubs and food spots
mostly in old town but drink valley at the bottom of town shows that the part
can have nice things
this person said the correct term is swine
nice
what is swindish
kind of like Swedish but worse
nothing
I had no part to play in my
birth location hell yeah that's that's an awesome comment that's an
awesome response this is one I was born in Swindon but if anyone asks I flatly
deny it I think you mean swindonian I've never heard anyone call us
Swindish before and then last one the magic roundabout of course I love
showing people that and seeing them so confused by it wow
That's fucking dire.
I'm not going to be aware of that.
No, some of that's fire.
Some of it's dire, some of it's fire.
Well, yeah, I guess they got Nigel.
They got Nigel.
They got, um, the guy that said it's peaceful, but there's lots of nutters.
I think that's a big positive.
The industry.
The industry that no longer exists and is dissolved.
Yeah, but it was there once.
You know?
I think we're too.
heard on Swindon you know if it if it's gonna flourish we need to encourage it not we need to
gentrify Swindon yeah we need we need like i don't know we need mr beast to go there and
no we need someone like little pump mm you know well i think you know that you know the
wood kit i'm pretty sure he went to school in Swindon really yeah is that why all his music is
about like running away run by run
It's been doing
The Swedish are coming for you
Yeah
The Swedish are coming for you
Run, though you
Oh man
We're not a boot kid fan
No
He's fine
I don't give a shit
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Oh man
Well I suppose because we didn't do
Questions last
Episode we should just
Rattle off questions
until we get too sore, you know what I'm saying?
Too pained?
Yeah.
Okay.
So if you want to leave your own questions for us to answer, that sounds pained.
Yeah, it is.
I got so much shit on my lungs.
Your foo-foo infected.
Yeah, my foo-foo's inflamed.
My inflamed foo.
Dobby's gynecologist.
God damn it.
But if you want to leave questions for us to answer in future episodes,
head over to the suggestion thread
over at R slash JAR Media
or FNAF.
Can't do that no more.
What?
It's gone.
Oh yeah.
It's been gentrified by
R slash five nights at Freddy's.
It's been absorbed.
They didn't want these splinter groups
to become too powerful
and rise up and take over.
Which is very unfortunate
and I'm still quite quite over.
Imagine the power we'd had
we would have had
if FNAF absorbed.
Five Nights of Freddy
The chaos
Then the movie comes out
Ooh
Dude it was such
An excellent chess play
That Scott Cawthorne
Just got the fucking night
In there right at the last minute
Fuck
He was playing that
40 chess this whole time
Yeah he was like 30 moves ahead
That was only 29
No
Right dinner dog
Can get us started here
What's your guys' opinions
On generational divisions
i.e. Gen Z versus
millennial. Boomer versus everyone else.
My sake. Jesus.
There was a little argument about this in the group chat the other day.
Was there?
Yeah.
There was.
I don't remember.
James was saying something like
millennials are cringier than Gen Z is what he was trying to say.
To which I just replied with a giff of like a
Zuma with a backpack on doing the
you know the
four night dance or whatever
you mean what I do all the time
yeah
I know you like
I know you like asking for
V bucks for your birthday
I guess
Robux or whatever it's called
Robux V bucks
yeah but I think the answer is
I think the actual answer is most people are cringy
yeah I don't think
generation matters
I don't think generation matters anywhere
like truly
you can be
poor and boomer
you can be rich in boomer
you can be poor millennial
you can be rich and millennial you can be
a good boomer you can be a bad boomer
you can be a good millennial you can be a bad millennial
you can be a bad boomer
bad boomer
bad boomer share some of that wealth
yeah
it's just another way to like
like just get a group of people together and be like well i don't have to think about those
as individual humans they're that group and then you like just break it down further and further
or they listen to blank they listen to uh x tc or whatever yeah they're called nigel yeah
no what boom my name i bet he's making plans i bet he owns nine houses
Yeah, I don't know
I don't care even
I'm like what
I mean what
The thing is as well
Do you know how much
Money
Like
Millennials are due to make
No
It's like
20% of all of the money in the world
But my
My thing is that I don't even really relate
To millennials
because I'm like pretty much on the border.
Yeah, as am I, I think.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't know.
Because I'm 94.
I think the cutoff is 95, 96.
I think the cutoff is 97.
Or maybe the end of 96.
But it stretches millennials like, it stretches to like 82 or something.
Right, yeah.
But I feel like I relate to someone born the year you were born.
much more than someone
who was born in 85
Yeah
And the like the generation thing
Doesn't really work
And it's like
What do you mean
It's like a broad brush
Is it way too broad
Because it kind of depends on the state
Of like where you're living
And how that changes
Compared to like
The same generation
In a different country culture
And like their evolution
Totally different to
Whatever's going on
So there are interesting things happening in terms of like the differences between generations.
Like a new one I've been hearing is that apparently like general like ICT literacy is actually getting worse now because everything is designed like on iPads and phones.
Yeah, yeah.
That are much easier to use than the way tech was in the early 2000s where yeah, we picked up I guess these odd.
skills and things and know how to apparently like zoomers is it zoomers now like the young
youngest whatever they are they are apparently like really bad at googling because they just
search everything on tictock but any query they have they'll look for it in ticot form
the answer really dumb that's stupid yeah no there are significant differences like that like
the latest generation being talked about is the generation that won't know a world that didn't have
social media yeah so like that that those kind of differences are like valid yeah but
whereas we must have been one of the last kind of groups to at least remember a time pre yeah like
a significant time of our lives it just wasn't a factor at play like in prime
school yeah i mean even for me in secondary school like i i didn't use it and when it early days i
wasn't interested and even when i was it was restricted to like it was like facebook uh and it was a way
for people to organize to do things in real life normally yeah it's a bit's kind of like flipped
now like apparently that's part of why places like i say place is like i say
like games like fortnight like roblocks are so popular because they are playgrounds like
there's just where kids hang out basically it's just like a social space yeah it's very very
interesting just like this one from our slash jar media says in the spirit of drake's
newest album release can you each name one drake song that you actually think is good or enjoy
he had another lyric in this new album that's kind of like the
you know the weird lesbian line he's got
this one is like
something like
oh I might be by because you're like one of the boys
so Drake do you just want to like admit something
yeah
I'm gonna be honest
I've kind of come around on Drake recently
as a person
Yeah
What did you learn?
Did you watch his documentary?
No, I've just seen more
And here's a document
Does he have a documentary?
Who doesn't?
Yeah, true.
It's just like seeing clips
And stuff
Of him, like he's so lame
He's so,
And it's like come full circle
Where like before
He was sort of on the cusp
You know, he was trying to be cool and stuff
Now he's just out there.
Like he's just like,
B, he's lame as hell.
Like, have you seen that clip of him walking into, like, he's, like, heading on stage.
Sorry, my mouth.
Keeps doing this, like, and it's really bugging me off.
He walks into this room looking all tough and shit.
And he steps in through this, like, hallway, and he goes, ooh, it's cold.
It's like, Drake, you goofy.
Well, I guess that's what started those memes, where it's like,
Yeah, Drake the type of to...
Yeah, Drake, the type of guy to sleep, like...
Yeah, because he is.
Yeah.
I wonder if, like...
Because it does come across, at least at some point in his tenure, it did come across, like, he's trying to avoid that kind of thing.
Yeah, when it was like him leaning with the giant coat.
Like, he was trying really.
hard to be to look cool
there was that image
that goes around of like
a guy that looks just like Drake
like sucking a bit
yeah
yeah
I mean it probably is him
um
do you like
have you ever liked one
um
I don't mind that one
it goes
I'm gonna have to find it
because I can't remember what it's cool
it's called like
grapefruit or something
I
oh
this new album's got a song called
Slime You Out
Okay
I think it might have been on Scorpion
Scorpion's pretty funny
No it's not on Scorpion
He's got a song called Final Fantasy on there
Okay
I'm upset
50,000 numbers
Maybe
Oh, it might be a bit more life
I'm thinking of
His albums are really long
Oh, it's this one
Yeah
Oh, passion.
Yeah
It's actually right that song, I reckon
It's fine
Even his, like he's got
Even his voice is fine on it
Like I think of this one works
I've listened to this a few times
Yeah
Yeah, I'm cool with that
I'm cool with that
Where do you stand on
Hotline Blame?
Um
I like the version
That's remixed with the wee shop
theme
FIRE
Genuinely awesome
I don't know if I'd listen to it otherwise
One dance
I need a one dance
I've got a Hennessy in my hands
And, like, controller, I hate controller.
I hate controller.
Mm-hmm.
Controller sucks.
Um, I like the album cover, though.
It's really funny.
It's like giant sounds.
Yeah.
Needle?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah.
Um, I think some of his most well-known songs,
uh okay because what's what's the one not god's plan i think it's the same album as god's plan
but it was like the other big song from that album
the memory's like giving money no that's god's plan oh it might be scorpion scorpion's got i'm
upset on it yeah i'm upset rocks i'm upset i'm upset i'm upset
In my feelings?
Yeah.
In my feelings.
Again, it's that thing.
I used to...
Very few songs get me in this state where I'm listening to it.
And I'm like, I don't like this, but I want to listen to it.
Yeah.
I really want to hear it.
Yeah.
And then it goes through this whole journey in your mind where it's like, this, this sucks.
and it's lame and it's you go through like the irony phase now i'm just listening to it
because yeah goofy i kind of segment it into i call it mars bar music where like i'm acknowledging
that it's like it's like a quick dirty hit you know and i'm getting no nutrition from this
but you know what it's still kind of yummy yeah yeah you're killing yourself by by doing it
But damn if it's not enjoyable.
But the damn is that an easy dopamine hit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But the best rap song ever made is no room in hell.
How was that good?
From Dead Island Riptide.
Oh.
It's got the menu music from the first game, like, as the beat.
Dude, it's so fire.
It's like, that was the same guy.
Yeah, like, Sam B.
on it and Chimillioner.
Do you remember Chimillion?
Wow.
I don't remember because I remember the other one.
The other Dead Island song.
Yeah, that pales in comparison.
I was so just soured by the weird tonal.
Yeah.
You go from the trailer to like the first scene in the game.
Yeah.
Weird, man.
Hmm.
Um
S-F-S-T-F-T-Fish
has been asking this one for a while
So I'm going to
Tickle their tummy so they can stop
Would you like
Any member of Jarre if they were a worm
But they've phrased it differently
On another episode
It was like
Oh, it was someone else
I thought it was the same person
Oh
But someone else asked on a previous one
Rip Flude
Asked question for Alex
Would you still love Jim if he was a worm
Ridiculous question
Well that's that's
That's the classic
Like girlfriend question
Really?
Yeah where the
I've not heard that one
The girlfriend is like
Would you love me if I was a worm
Would you love me if I was a worm
Would you love me if I was a filthy sewer rat
Would you love me if I was a filthy sewer rat?
Would you love me if I
was a piece of seaweed you never saw more you really are a sewer rat um yeah and it's just
one of those questions where like the answer is yes you have to say yes i'd have caveats like
are you like the worm from uh labyrinth right it's got like a little face and it's like a bit of a
scary one oh no that's a funny worm yeah that's the like the one thing in that movie that isn't frightening
yeah and the whole plot happens because of that worm yeah could have avoided the whole
that worm was the inciting incident um but yeah i if you could like animal wolf into a worm
is that the question if i i think i would definitely like you less if you could morph into a worm
You know I'd abuse that
Yeah
Yeah
Any serious discussion comes up
Worm
Yeah
Just go worm made
Don't go worm on me
But then what if you got into
like
A really sick situation with that
Like
Where your significant others
Like
Can you go
worm? They like prefer you in your worm. Oh my god. Can you go worm? I want to put you in my
pocket. I want to put you in my foo-foo. I've had enough of being worm. I don't want to be
worm anymore. When you're the worm and you've got that little voice, would you like me
if I was a human?
I just hate questions like that
I was much more anti-hypathetical a few years ago
I'm starting to see the value of hypothetical
but when it's just would you like me if I was a thing that you wouldn't like
but I actually like worms I'm that guy that saves worms
sure you save worms but like do you do you actively like
an individual individual worm
yeah I put them in my compost
So you remember each individual
Yeah I take a picture of them
Categorized them
I saved a bumblebee yesterday
I saved a frog from Billy while you were on holiday
Oh she goes for frogs
No
She was coming in
And on the way
Because there's been frogs abound
I think
I think it's another like pestilence
like god thing he's like
you created TikTok take the
frogs
I've seen so many frogs lately
I love them
yeah I love frogs
and it was this little ditty frog
and Billy was coming in
and it hopped
to get away
and then she was like
locked onto the frog
so then I grabbed her
not the frog
I realize that because
I have a strip of my garden
that I leave wild
and round the side of the garage
there's like this zone I've created
where it's like just piles of like cardboard
and I went round there the other day
and was like just curious
because it's been there for like months now
this like pile of cardboard and bits
I'd be too scared to go over there
I went over there and started lifting up layers
oh my god there's life in there abound
I saw like five frogs in there
really yeah they're just chilling in there
because it's all moist
yeah it's been raining it's just
yeah they're loving it in there
Hopefully some slow worms show up.
Yeah.
Well.
Life be crazy like that, though.
Life be moist.
Life needs moist.
Well, I'm sure Pink Floyd Addict 42 needs moist.
With this question here.
Hey Jha, here's a question, my friends and I have been wondering for a while.
How many bears would it take to win in a fight against the entire US military?
conditions the battle takes place in a completely open field with no features and the military has every single soldier and piece of equipment in their arsenal so how many bears would it take
I think I think like they might wind up into an issue where um they have such like advanced technology you know all these advanced scanning systems and
all this surveillance stuff that when it comes down to it not useful against bears really
if a horde of bears is coming sure maybe you forget like it once you run out of like
mines and like you know claim more the entire military yeah the entire industrial complex
but like
in an open field
what does that even look like
how big is this field
this is like
this is like cartoonish
like
Star Wars war
where like
it's like
yeah like
two massive
renaissance wars
or whatever
where it's like
well then you'd need
just the
the most
ridiculous number of bears
you'd need
enough bears
for the US
to actually
run out of resources
well like
should I see
how many people are in the U.S. military
right now?
How many soldiers?
So right now,
as of 2022, there are 1.4
million active military personnel.
So let's say, what,
100 bears for each person?
More.
Really? Because they weren't
all be soldiers, all equipment,
all the whole military.
Not just the army. We're talking
the Air Force, the Navy.
Right. Well, the Navy wouldn't
be useful if it's
in an open field.
But the American Navy is
the second largest air force
on the planet.
Yeah, I didn't think about
the airs. Yeah, so they've got like
two, their Air Force and
their Navy. Sorry, I'm all
bugged up. It's like full
of planes. Yeah, they're getting kill
streaks. The more bears they kill, the more
chopper gunners, the more AC-130s.
you know
so basically you'd have to have enough
cannon fodder
to run out
to drain every bullet
and all the fuel
from all
from everything
there'll be tens of millions
of bears probably
yeah
yeah
plus like are we taking
into account
like missiles
yeah of course
because like
what are those
missile launcher thingies
like there's six missiles
or whatever
that fires
that's like
a thousand bears
like six muscles
like
let's say
I'm going to say like
50 million bears
like 5 billion bears
that's too many
it doesn't need to be that many
well like
because all those bears need to do
is get close quarters
no but is that last guy
you're going to press the button
press the button to do what
nuke
yeah
drop a nuke on the bears
um
Or are we not, like, considering...
I feel like that's just unfair.
Yeah.
Because that would take them out as well.
True.
Maybe that's the amount of bears they need them.
Just enough to make them think that we've lost.
See, that's a good hypothetical.
Yeah.
Yeah, not the fucking worm.
How many worms would it take?
Well, the worms, like, if we're talking dune worms.
Yeah, it'll be like one.
Yeah.
There's a big worms.
It's just a couple more here
if we wrap up for the night.
Kuxa says,
What is cooler?
Which is a cooler word?
Typhoon or hurricane?
Game on.
Typhoon.
Um,
what about like,
I think world pool is cooler.
Than typhoon?
It's got the word pool in it.
Cyclone?
Cyclone's cool.
but typhoon
typhoon's cool
hurricane
isn't that cool to me
I think of the
the hurricane tortilla kid
I think of
the weekend
Hurricane
yeah
oh right yeah
not
the weekend isn't cool
no
no
I think
Fufu's a cooler word
yeah Fufu's fucking awesome
I love that
I love that word
Foo
Foo
Foo
Um
Oh
bloody Nora
That was cool
Thank you
I've been practicing that one
Christing Nora
Christing Nora
Hmm
The freezer
The freezer God says
Can we get an update on Jim's fish
How's it doing
Did Jim ever upgrade his tank like he wanted to on Jardcast?
315?
Hmm, I think so.
I think I upgraded my tank.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, there's only a few months ago, wasn't it?
Well, yeah, I don't know when 315 was.
Yeah, I'm a little bit worried about Harold at the minute, my fish.
Why, I thought he was growing.
He is growing.
He just doesn't seem that healthy at the minute, like mentally.
How can you tell?
the thing is I got these plants right when I upgraded my tank I got these plants and they have they're growing like crazy I can't I can't get my head around it like I wake up and the plant is like doubled oh they're huge that they're like the classic sort of wavy leaves on them yeah yeah and they've grown so tall that if they were to
be up straight, like they should, they'd be out the tank and then like the size, the depth of the
tank again. Yeah. Oh, wow. So they're, they've grown, they're at the back of the tank and they've grown up
and they go over the whole, like, top. Oh. So Harold's getting scared. Well, maybe. And he, yeah, he just
seems kind of, like, confined, but I've been so busy with life that I can't, like, other than feeding away.
Maybe you need to trim them. Well, yeah, I don't, I don't know if I should.
just get like scissors and chop the tops off i don't know um i sort of a general rule of my life is that i
deal with shit like after it happens you know um reactive instead of preactive yeah i've i've i basically
don't have a concept of future you know like a like a dog like a rat like a rat yeah like a rat yeah like a rat on
Coke listening to jazz.
Or like a bug.
Or like a worm.
Like teafling
Afria says.
Hi Jar.
I've been listening to some of the old cast recently.
I've now listened to about 67% of the episodes.
That's a really accurate percentage.
And I've noticed a lot of bug talk.
I'm an entomologist.
So listening to your mostly inaccurate insect rants
is very entertaining.
I have a two-part question.
One for you guys.
And one for the mighties.
First for y'all.
What are the top five best and top five worst bugs of all time and why?
Now for the mighties.
How many other jar entomologists are there, bear bhaer ding-dongs?
Look at the crazy way they've written this with the emojis.
Oh wow.
I like that.
That's great.
Best bugs?
Stick insects.
Stick and sex are up there.
Yeah.
Praying mantis.
Yeah, they're.
Cool.
Um, insects.
I like, um, worms.
Bumblebees.
Yeah, bumblebee.
One more.
What about honeybees over bumbles?
Bumblebees are cooler.
Nicer.
Yeah, Mario gets a bumblebee form.
Um, kind of a controversial one.
be like ants
ants or termites
what about pillbergs
what
wood louse
no they're not top five
ear wigs
fuck them
maybe they can be any other one
I like ants they have homes
they have complex structures
yeah
and they have like a society
then
okay so that's five best
five worst
earwigs
no not earwigs
ladybirds
no what
this is one of my hottest takes
potentially
I think ladybirds
they're
fucked
why
they bite you
you're the only guy
in the world
that's been bitten by a ladybird
Jesus
so ladybird
that's not
That is not going on.
Otherwise, if that goes on, then worms have to go on as well.
We need worms.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, mosquitoes.
That's like the obvious one.
Mosquitoes.
Yeah, fleas.
The fleas count as an insect.
Yeah.
What would they be otherwise?
Aliens.
I have ones I hate.
Those things.
Like, they live on ponds, they just skate on the top.
Yeah, but they're not top five worst.
I think they are, they're horrible, and they can bite you.
They are horrible.
No, but we're like restricting it to just Britain.
Yeah, we've got some of like the least offensive bugs on the planet.
True.
You know?
You've been careful not to include arachnids.
Do they count as bugs?
They're not insects, are they?
No, you're right.
Yeah, fuck you, we're etymologists.
Yeah, what were we wrong about on our insect rant?
I don't remember ever talking about
I mean
There's got to be some more bugs out there
Two more
Am I right in saying
The camel spider
Isn't actually a spider
It is an arachnid though isn't it
Is it in a rat
I'm pretty sure
Is it like a scorpion?
I think it's a scorpion
Okay
The camel spider
Is a scorpion
Is something stupid?
It's something stupid
like that. Yeah. Because I'll find out
but I'm not going to be happy about having to look at this
thing. Yeah. Oh my God, I hate them.
Um, yeah, there's some really, what's the thing
that, um, mad-eye moody tortures?
Oh, that's a spider, isn't it?
Is it a spider?
No, it's a scorpion, because it's got like little hands.
Oh.
They're freaky, though.
No, those don't count. What about like flies?
Grubbs.
Oh my god.
Yeah. Like big maggots.
Yeah, maggots, that's one
But they're not like their own thing, are they?
They're like babies
Yeah, but most bugs have them
Oh shit
There's one that might need to be added to the best
In place of something else
What?
Caterpillar
They're like a
They have three cool forms
Yeah, so it counts as like one insect
For the price of three
Catapillas are, they are wild
Actually kind of like moths as well
even though that's kind of controversial.
Yeah, it depends on the moth.
They can be like huge.
They're quite ugly moths.
Yeah, they're kind of fun.
That is ugly.
This fucking thing.
Jesus, fuck.
See, that's like...
Wind scorpions.
What?
Yeah.
A class of arachnida
known variously as camel spiders,
wind scorpions, sun spiders, or solifuges.
Yeah, and they like bury themselves in the sand.
I don't feel the same way about spiders you do, though.
I actually, like, I'll save spiders as well.
I save spiders.
I'm terrified of them, but I won't kill them.
Oh, okay.
That's fair then.
Like, if there's one in the bath and it's about to get drowned, I'll scoop him up.
I mean, I just wouldn't run the bath.
Like, if I started running the bath, he'd have to go.
There was like talking about my famous compost
I opened the lid the other day
to do a pee into it
It's also a urinal
Awesome
And as I peed
The vibrations awoke something
In the corner
The biggest fucking spider you've ever seen
Just went up and I had a little look
And I was like fuck this
I don't want to get drenched
The piss spider
Oh there you go
Yeah
That's fucked
Surely he's a problem in there though
You don't want a spider in compost
These eating the living things
I'm fine with him in there
Because their nose will just like rot as well
Yeah I guess
We're missing one bad bug
Yeah there's one bad bug left
There's so many bad bugs
Yeah most of them
Not most
No
just ones that are aggressive
yeah anything that bites
don't need them
ticks
oh tick that's the one
yeah we've met
what about wasps
oh shit
hornets
there's so many bad bugs
I would say like wasps slash hornet
like just group them together
I know that would annoy this person
but I don't care
If you have to pick wasps or hornets though
Which would
Because I'd have to go worse
Yeah but I see way more wasps
Yeah
Wasps are more common
There are more common annoyance
Yeah
And it's cool the way bees kill hornets
That is cool
That's very respectable
Yeah
I love it
So what one will we take away to put wasps on
I forgot
It's way bad
One of the ones that doesn't buy
Okay, I guess I'll get rid of ladybirds
Even though they bite
They don't suck blood though
Yeah, that's a special
It's not just the fact they suck blood
It's that they also just happen to carry
Some of their worst, most horrible diseases
Yeah, yeah
So as if it's not enough to give you a welt
That's going to itch for weeks
And get swollen
And probably get infected
Yeah
No, they can also give you
They can also kill you
They can give you
Yeah
give you the Niles virus
or whatever
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
That is disturbing
I'll give you Lyme's disease
So you could never be comfortable
In the sun ever again
Well like mosquito is just
Malaria
You're fucked
This tight
It is crazy to me
Because I've been on a whole bug thing
For like the last two weeks
Specifically bugs that bite
Yeah
Because we've had a very
Prolonged
Warm period in this country
Mm-hmm
that every bug is having the best time
they're so happy and I keep getting bitten
and I'm like paranoid now
about various shit
and it's like we are these
genius level like compare us to the rest of all of life
we're these genius things like we have TVs cameras
like security systems computing
all this stuff military industrial complex
yeah like we're so
good at killing
other people and animals and stuff
but you get a few little
tiny bugs
in the wrong place
getting rid of them
like ultra impossible
it's a whole
branch of work in and of itself
exterminators
yeah it's incredible that these little tiny
brainless they're just like
nervous systems that are like
I sense there's something to suck
and it sucks
there are some humans like that to be fair
Yeah, that is true
These nervous systems
Just hide
They sent something to suck
And they suck
And then drive you crazy
And
And you can't beat them
No
You know
And once you've been sucked once
You've lost already
I don't if there's any
Out there that's like
Oh, I just got a nice bye
Yeah, I bet there is
Apparently, I don't know if this is true, I heard somewhere that supposedly we do have the technology to eradicate something like mosquitoes, like permanently.
But we've never implemented it because of the potential ecological impact it would have because, of course, it would have a huge effect.
But I think it'll be worth it.
Yeah, let's find out.
no like I would that is a hill I would die on
eradicate fleas
eradicate mosquitoes
eradicate the
we've already made birds suffer enough
you know like
just add to the pile
yeah you know what
what eats mosquitoes I guess other bugs
and frogs but they still got other bugs
they got flies
well yeah but everything is other bugs
like what are they really adding
but imagine like the nutrition in a
mosquito that's like full of blood
maybe
but
I mean what if
what if the biggest thing that changed
was human population just went
fucking nuts
because they kill
they have killed so many
people
mosquitoes yeah they have
making me think dragonflies as well
I think they're a cool back
they're really cool
yeah
there's options
What about like parasites and stuff
They're like tape worms
What is that
It's a worm
Like
Yeah do they count as a bug?
I don't know
What about the pee bug
The one that swims
I thought that's a fish
Is it a fish
I think it's a fish
Swims it in your pee
And
I think it's a fish
Or whatever
Okay here we are
Tate worms are not bugs
Unlike worms
Insects have exoskeletons
That act like a skeletal support structure
Invitable
So worms aren't
An insect.
Oh.
We're getting technical here.
Worms, are they bugs?
Worms are insects.
What?
Worms and slugs are not insects.
Insects have six legs, two antennae,
and an exoskeleton.
Worms and slugs have soft bodies.
Do not have arms or legs and move by crawling.
Then what is it?
Worms are off the list.
Dragonfly steps in.
Yeah.
Mollus.
Our members of this.
members of several invertebrate phyler
they're bugs
creepy crawlies
scary rarys
right
I want to end on this anecdote then if you're done with the bugs
yeah I'm done with the bugs
hate the bugs getting itchy
the big large says this
the Geordie Peterson beef for every meal thing
is popular among right wingers right now
though in most cases
it's an all-meat diet. My conservative roommate eats nothing but bacon, butter, steak and
burgers. She refuses anything else. Butter and eggs are okay apparently, but anything with more
than two ingredients that isn't made of meat is a big no-go. I've seen her with two sticks of butter,
on a fork, dripping them in cheese, on sour cream sauce and eating it as a snack. This seems
ridiculous to me, but what goes further is that she's convinced that fat and cholesterol are actually
healthy and that nutritionists have been lying to people for years it's obviously a crock
and when I see her watching videos on YouTube from the people who drove her to do this it seems
clear that it's all confirmation bias I worry about her but at the same time she gives me
shit for snacking and enjoying vegetables so I've just decided to let her give herself heart
problems and get on with my life that's crazy just eating butter yeah that's
I mean, that's gross.
But also, you should eat fat.
Yeah, you shouldn't avoid that.
I thought there is some truth to that.
Yeah, fat is good for you.
Where the big shug made it so big fat were the enemy when it was big shug.
There's big shug the whole time.
Yeah.
But, I mean, like, you shouldn't, I mean, natural fats, good.
Yeah.
Processed rubbish fats, bad.
Simple as.
Trans fats or whatever.
like an avocado like dipped in like natural cheese from the cheese tree or whatever
that'd be good but like processed milky cheese and processed fat butter or whatever
I don't know I'm not a nutritionist or a fucking insectologist or whatever it's cool
but I'm a cheese enjoyer yeah I like even though it gives me that rear that's the thing
you know something's good when you like sacrifice enjoyable toilet time yeah all my
favorite things basically
spicy noodles at 2am
and on that note
for the next nine episodes
we're going to be doing the beef
Peterson special we're going on
all beef and we're going to rate it
and at the same time we are going to do
the you know
the shit challenge
yeah one toilet
three men's shit
nine weeks let's see what happens
no flush
never flush
you know in like anime
you know in anime and cartoons and stuff
when they're holding like a hot drink
and there'll be all that steam coming off
and then they go
once and it's gone
and then they can drink it
I wish real life work like that
real life's a lot more disappointing than anime
I think you'll find
I think as you grow up you
realize real life isn't anime.
I think that's what growing up is.
What was the moment you realized real life wasn't anime?
Hey.
Hello, forgotten one.
Hello, the forgotten one.
I think people aren't interested in her because her eyelashes are so stupid.
I think it's because she just kind of looks like a fish.
Yeah.
You know?
She really got that fish.
face going on those fish eyes there's fies empty eyes you know paisley got no soul that would be a good
anime a golden retriever's soul gets trapped in a human or something delicious scrumptious
Cinnamon?
What is that, Ginga?
Yeah, I guess.
No, it's camomile.
Oh, it shouldn't taste like cinnamon.
Well, just one of those days, huh?
It's definitely one of those months
where we have to thank the JAR Media Patrons
over at the JAR Media Patreon.
Which we actually do every month.
Every month.
So every month is one of those months.
But this is the scary month, the October month.
And I'm going to, well, there's no James.
so I'll do half, you do half.
Yes?
Okay.
Big thanks to Poop Nuggets 4,000, Benson Burner,
Cream Shoes, Pittsview,
Timothy Mark, aka Bidiot Bales,
Dom, Friscoe, Danny Valentine,
foul git,
Gungan Pussy,
make him Mesa go bum back crazy.
Nice.
Sambalo.
Tai Boy Goon.
I'm fresh as fuck. Bands by the box. Yeah, I love them, Bezos. Jeff Bezos. Alex's dad.
erecting aria Spencer here. Murdo Wallace. James, the type of guy to have steam coming out of his
ears when he's mad. Harry James Climpton Prince. James's dad's tanga egg. Go onion. I have to
collect the tools. Darth Punk goonin after all. Quetzalatis. Norse.
Thank the lizard lords
Only Singaporean Jarlene
James' Dada
Epsteination
Nicholas Latifi's estranged son
Boggley's best
Eden please do another North America
Plus Europe leg of tour
The Jalcast begs you
Banana milk
My name Jeff
Harry Skadirio
How to change patron username
Big Wombo
Armoured Core
Except James voices Michigan
Alex voices
Agu
I don't know
I haven't played
My Guazu
Oh yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Acuis
Jamie voices
Carla and Argi voices
Arr
Ayer
Ayr
I haven't played this game
So
These names are not in my
Lexicon
Abigail M
Barnaby's Panopticon
Lollin
The only
neurotypical jar fan
Lildred Incorporated
Syshin
Finn Arthur's
Vivian Reed
Screw sober October
I'm doing Loctober
And my mommy domi has the keys
To my chastity cage already
The Fart
Chocolate Fart
Scribble Wai
Bonkey
James' Mommy Dommy Melf
Splink
Skeke
Magma Slug
Levi
Pearl Slug
Dr. DLuxo
Shabangu
Oliver Holm Jahnby
Gunchiguna
I love Barboa Bell
She is my queen
LeBron James excited for
White Boy Wednesday
Henlo, friend
Suki Suki Dum Dum
Neo Theo
James Dad
Zell
Simon Steele
Now I am
Become Dobby
Hather of Jaina
Pelpreikor
Choku
Nudi Arm
aka James's passionate
bread vacation destinations
Shake it off James Version
is the greatest song known to mankind
Chris Pratt stars
In Baby James the movie
Crill Muncher, Unwashed Reptile
Mani Sanchez, Lagoon 22
and Simsy
Your turn
Simsy
Many thank yous to
I'm gonna say it again
Simsy
0.6%
Japanese jarling
Gambler
the gooning gungan misa goongoon goon goon fappin and clapping it's happening lapin up sap that have splat on the mat and the substance is masculine
Travis king captain clunge hole stormay supports nagoya granpus grant conner jack price
kooky slimy bill I had a dream that I gooned to you I'm not certain what
it means. I didn't say that I would do it. I said it was a dream.
Avey. Nah. State of Velasca.
Matt Edge, world's biggest Kiadi Mundi fan.
Calam J. Quick. True mighty jarling. He's going beast mode.
Milk maiden. Ganger satellite.
In the crazy goblin layer, shake your booty as I stare, I do declare a mighty bear bear.
Tony O'Swelt
Nietzsche
Dobby's
gynecologist
Slums McKenzie
The original party
Whammy Wham
Wham Wham Wham
Wassy
I love Slams McKenzie
Salad 519
The Jars Secret Project
is just Jim shooting a snot rocket
at the camera lens
Slam dunk Cosmates
Harriet Broadly
Tom Beranak
Gilbert the awesome one
James is Dad
This is a public service announcement
I've rebranded from Nate's mini figs
And I am now called
Input Brick
Please edit the past
Somewhere there is a small island of James
Is doomed to build cars and drive them into the ocean
Give me that white boy stir
Ha ha ha he he
I'm the laughing gym
And you can't catch me
Cobalt Rad
Drain my cock Johnson
Michael if none of the
patrons I subscribe to
release Jumper 2008 review
I will unleash hellfire upon
the world the likes
swindled ginger
Piss drinkers unleashed
Thomas Martin
Before I hand this iPad off to you
You should know that I let piss a dick use it
And now it's full of piss
Swish Swish
Robert
ORA
Keck Flexington
Fart Bag
Biscuit Dream Offel 2142
The main love interest in Shane Dorson's
film Not Cool also plays female
V from cyberpunk. Is that
true? Really? Is this true?
No way. Just
marry Jarling, let's go.
Woo!
Danny G. Maced Claw
Woodpecker
from Mars. Egy Air Wrecker.
Uber gay mong owl.
Sickest ninja injury this century.
Enter play. Lend
sympathy to limp wrists.
Simple Simon Ryan
MC's
Trees is free
Please leave
E-girl in a
Bebebe
She got her Norwegian wife
To start saying
Bear Bear I do declare
Creamer
Adam Johnston
Tom Buiz
James Sex Tape
24
Super Crunchers
Joel Stewart
When Blackbirds Fly
2016
Big Whoops
Gremblow
JBG
Couta Panda
Lucy Tai is
an Asian
anal queen
Randy
ruins Patreon
the poo man
Mel Gibson the fifth funny
Katia fucking mannigan
and of course as always
last but not least
David
Owalless
thank you dearly
I like how many
gungan ones there are
just prequel references
yeah
yeah particularly
I like gungan and wotto
stuff
bombberg crazy
I'm making me
good
yeah
I don't know.
