JAR Media Posdact - Chaos Energy - JARCAST Episode 234

Episode Date: July 5, 2021

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You're a little bitch. Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. Welcome to the Jarm Media podcast. Today I am joined by Jamie and Alex. We're coming at you fast. We're coming out of you quick. Fast and low and slow. We're going in.

And stinky. That's a delicious smell. Fast and low and slow. Who am I? Yeah, who are you? You're my, you're Beyonce. What? Yeah, James just threw us in the deep end here

This is episode 2, 3, 4 That's not the intro, bro That's complete horseshit No one would ever do an intro like that Shut the fuck up, cut this bat out I thought that was kind of an improm to spontaneous I really liked it myself But if it's not good enough for you, we'll do it

An improv intro No, Jim, give me that and I'll give you an improv intro It was 194 20 tall change hold it it gives you like inspiration

it does we should do a little thing where only the person holding it can talk only who holds the incense can talk

give it a good sniff and just describe how it smells the smell is quite delicate it's gentle on the not shore

it goes down quite well it adds a nice aroma to the room a rainforest kind of aroma smells like there's a

mort running around in the jungle it smells like Amazon destroying the Amazon Yes Absolute carnage The smell of industrialisation

Maybe get another five of those going Hey let's just fill the wrongs If you get another one going I feel like this isn't enough No I personally veto the idea of two incense sticks on the cast I think that is a bit too much

Can we talk about this? Yeah we need to talk about this Why do we need to talk about this? This is the biggest jar jar It's been the biggest jar drama ever. Should we not first thank the lovely patrons who make this show possible in audio form? Thank you for providing the incense sticks. We love them. Yeah, we cannot afford these audio, these incense sticks without you, the patron, unless you're watching and you're not a patron.

They come all the way from the rainforest. They're really expensive. Yeah, they're incredibly expensive. In fact, you don't want to know how it is. Amazon had to destroy so many trees to get us these incense. Yeah, totally. But thank you anyway to the patrons for supporting the show. keeping the audio version going and getting their names read out in the first week of the month

like this episode that's very true that's very true get ready for some absolute crazy chaotic energy in the incense energy in the latter part of the show Jim set the incensual scene

will you so um Alex here I've been hyped about this I've been planning this for years to be honest Alex really loved the we did an episode many moons ago when you bought some fake cigarettes Chinese herbal cigarettes that were yeah yeah so they like they're a thing that you actually smoke but it's not tobacco it's just some herb yeah not these in movies and stuff yeah so we

smoke that on a cast just like as a joke like I don't know just a thing so Alex's idea to step that up was for us to do an episode where we're all holding incense sticks like cigarettes I don't know maybe pretend to smoke on them yeah like um we can make up for you know the new crewella de ville movie she's not allowed to smoke

is she not yeah no it's too it's too evil that's part of her whole thing there she's got that really long it's part of her look it's part of her character design but yeah it's kind of got that look doesn't it yeah you tap it away get the ash off yeah looks emotional

but Jim yeah so So, so, so, so, so Alex comes to me, um, and says, let's do this thing. Well, you, you, you, you, you, oh, we're not at the conflict yet. No, not quite yet. You say, let's do this thing and I'm like, hell yeah, I love incense, blah, blah, blah. James all of a sudden, no, can't do it. Too much incense.

Yes. Too much, too much, too much, too much, too much aroma to, what, what is the problem? If this were up to Alex All three of us would have an incense stick burning away No, if it was to me, there would be incense sticks between every finger On all of our hands Yeah, and this room would just be lincense sticks

They just holding them Wouldn't that be funny, James? I think it would be funny, I think it would be Perfect To be honest I'm not going to go into this debate Without knowing facts, okay? Well, you can't retroactively try and defeat us

Well no, because your point was that The sandy was blocking the window so we couldn't do it It is scientifically proven that incense smoke is bad for your lungs, obviously It's not warm And carfumes aren't No, carfumes are, everything is But being stuck in a woman with multiple incense sticks going off I kind of don't want to deal with that

So your excuse is that it's not healthy enough it's not healthy at all and I don't particularly want to move that stuff in but if we do one episode where we're all using an incense or holding an incense stick have you learned nothing from the entertainment industry we've got to sacrifice our bodies

we've got to sacrifice our lungs for the entertainment of the people have we not been sacrificing our bodies long enough Alex not enough not our lungs but our lungs are relatively unscathed on the YouTube front but not in my life front what would stevo do with one of these inhale he'd probably put it in his mouth

he'd eat it this way he'd put the burning hot side in his mouth and swallow oh dear yeah he probably would but I just say out of comfort I just think having two in one room it's just like it's this uncomfortable

and I'd rather not do a podcast being in because this is the thing if I'm uncomfortable and frustrated in a podcast what's happened why don't you not be uncomfortable and frustrated then

what has happened to all the previous episode where my moods have been really off exactly they've never seen them because you've been them no we've been them we didn't know what about this for example what about the Christmas the Christmas cooking video too I found the clips of this yeah that nobody saw it because I was in a mood I think I just don't want to be uncomfortable you know and I don't think it's it's again it's a I'm not breaking a law by trying to care about myself here do you not think there is something incredibly calming and can I just say for a second frustrating can I just say for a second frustrating can I I just say for a second, it's not going near the fucking window. Oh, you're not seeing the airflow here? There's no airflow. It's not going to the window. It's just going up. The jarlings can debate this, because honestly, this is just too dramatic.

Yeah, the Germans can debate this. Mm-hmm. I just thought it would be a bit much. Because I just don't really want to be messing with things. Well, yeah, let's leave it up to the jarlings then. In the comments, if they want an incense-filled episode, then they can have it. Does that sound fair enough? I wouldn't be a part of it.

Would you rather do that or do like just like a 10 minute blab with incense? With infinite incense. Yeah, I'd rather you do that because I don't have to be a part of it. You see, your adversity to it,

I reckon makes it so the people would want to see you in that specifically. Well, they're not getting it. And it does make it funny. I spent a lot of my later years. Actually, my first job was breathing in very harmful chemicals in my lungs. And I had,

I noticed. a difference in my lungs when I quit that job. So I don't want to go near anything that's going to fuck up my lungs. Because that shit will, when you're like 70, that she'll kill you because it's your fucking lungs. I just don't want to mess of anything that's going to mess with that. You're underestimating the human body. I'm not.

No, if your body can't survive one hour max in a room full of incense, then, um... Yeah, they smoke at least three days a day. That's some housekeeping, though. I'm not underestimating the human body. I just don't find it comfortable. Okay. I get a dry, like a throat.

Yeah, I understand. It's just comfort. It's just you're wrong, yeah. I can be wrong, but there's no right or wrong when it comes to my comfort. And at the end of day, I've got less young capacity to both of you because I've got my lungs full of filler. What? Filler? Because filler, filler dust.

It literally clogs up in your lungs and you lose your lung capacity. filler dust? When were you working with filler dust? Cars. painting cars, filler dust you're rubbing down filler dust all day what without like a mask on yeah they didn't supply a mask

so it's just coats your lungs and they're spraying dangerous paints in the same workshop fucks up your lungs and I've been exposed to that how old like 17 yeah 17 he was breaking like so many laws

and I just don't because of that I'm really paranoid about getting things in my lungs because of it because I was exposed to it so often and that's why I'm funny about incense because it's the same thing. Do you say it's phobia level? To a certain extent.

It does seem almost like sticker level. It's aversion to... You've got one hell of an adversity to... Well, no, because my adversity to stickers is because my parents traumatized me of it. They knew I had an issue of it, so they would... Well, in a way, this is sort of... The same thing, because you were traumatized by the noxious chemicals

from the car plant. Yeah, to a certain extent. with any um... But I think with stickers it was worse because they stick upon my fucking room. The one place I had and it's just like I can't go to my room anymore. Your parents did. My dad and my sister were just like, let's fucking bomb his room with stickers. Stick them everywhere.

For weeks after I'd find stickers in places where they just fucking covered my entire room. It was horrifying. If there are hundreds of stickers on the walls, did not like just ruin the room. Just like repaint the whole room. I can't remember. I didn't go in the room. I saw stickers and I just screamed and ran away.

And wouldn't go into a bummed for weeks. Let's do some housekeeping. There was actually a Reddit post I saw that I feel like I had to shout out from Ham Boning 69 who said, Paster and Bean Army continues to grow. I told my girlfriend who has no idea about Jal that I was going to make her pasta and beans thinking she'd find it gross. She did not.

She actually saw no problem with it and compared it to tin spaghetti hoops saying it's basically just pasta and bean sauce. Well, I do kind of agree with her there, it still doesn't change my opinion that pasta and beans should not be consumed together. Anyway, I hope you're happy, James, as I cannot look at her the same anymore.

Now when I look her in the eyes, all I can see are two little orange beans and her hair is spaghetti. She tries to speak to me and all I can hear are the words, pasta and beans. Am I going insane, or am I just hungry for some pasta and beans?

Stel's this YouTube video. I've been sent it where I don't know there's this meme chef lady who makes just cooking videos and she made baked bean and pasta bake Did it look good? No, it looked fucking disgusting

Oh yeah I don't know if I agree with the sentiment that beans should never be consumed with pasta No, they should And they're the best pasta Yeah, because I've made like nice pasta sauces with like black beans in Yeah

That's different, they're different beans Yeah, it's not baked beans Well, that's the thing, when someone says beans, do you think Heinz baked beans? Yes, beans. Yeah, bait beans on like a full English breakfast. When you go to a restaurant and it says beans, you're not thinking it's a black bean or kidney bean.

No, if it says like baked bean burrito, the assumption is that it's not a baked beans. Like a bean burrito is like South American, right? And you know that's not going to be a baked bean. But that's why I'm, in my thought process, bean pasta should make you think of some sort of Italian bean, not the English bean or the Mexican bean. But we are British. We are English. Of course we're going to associate it to the great baked bean.

Hold on to the bean thought too, because there's actually something... What beans? Something interesting about that I have prepared for a... Do you know when the last time I was ate baked beans? A very long time ago. I'm through with baked beans. Why? Surely it was like at KFC or something? KFC beans would make pasta, pasta and KFC beans. Incredible. that'd fucking change the game

but no because you get the no this is a fucking meal right here you go to KFC you get your fucking bait beans your big pot your big like share a pot then you get the chicken fillets then you get a cookie go home cook some pasta

bait bean cut of the chicken throw it in there as well boom meal some popcorn chicken in the pasta I think we're on I think we should do this popcorn chicken popcorn chicken as the meat

Yeah, that's what I mean. With beans. KFC beans and past it, yeah. That would be a meal and that would be fucking tasty. I've been on the white path all along. I reckon we give it a go. John's Pickles left one in regards

to the topic we were talking about like cyberpunk and Zelda. You mean games being hyped for games? Just unrealistic hype. We should say that you also said the same about Oldham Wing. We've been over this. But yeah, let me read this, then we go into it.

John's Pickle. About the fear of giving cyberpunk a bad review. One of the big game critics, I think it was like GameStop or something, gave cyberpunk a six or seven out of ten, saying the game wasn't as good as she expected. And the video got so much hate, they disabled likes and dislikes and turned off comments. And I bet the same people who attacked her review then proceeded to jump on the hate on the cyberpunk bandwagon. And Sabarex zealot also left a similar comment saying, there was that one cyberpunk review from GameSpot

though they gave it a 7 out of 10 and the review got nuked by rabid fans for a game they haven't even played yet no apology to her afterwards despite the fact the game was a train wreck the frenzy of hype needs to end the game is due it to themselves they will never learn

yeah I feel like there's a different the context of it does matter when we're talking about I feel like it's reasonable to be excited for Eldon Ring but what that means like excited doesn't mean mean a hype train of whatever like it happens on the internet like i don't understand the way that gaming the gaming bullshit that just goes out of control yeah yeah um i think i i do feel quite sorry

for ig n and game stop or game spot or whatever for the reviewers for those companies yeah you know i i used to feel sorry for them but i think they're kind of like irrelevant no I totally agree. There's no point going to IGM for reviews. Who's going to go to IGN over, um, what's that really, I can't believe in blankingles? It's that really good YouTube channel who just does like how games run, uh, digital foundry. Just channels like that, like they're just so much more useful. But also if, if you find a personality that you like and you can figure out their tasting games, you can,

it's like a baseline. With IGN, there's no baseline because it's, a different person reviewing every game. It seems kind of pointless when anyone can have a YouTube channel. So like each reviewer from IGN might as well have their own YouTube channel and review the games they want to play instead of

being forced to play games they don't want to play. It's a shit John like industry because they it's all clickbait, terrible clickbait like your favorite game shit because that's how they make money. So what's the point of being a game journalist and liking games but then working for these companies when you can just

do it yourself on YouTube. Because you'd actually enjoy your job that way instead of having to purposely white shit to get them clicks. Yeah, the difference is you don't get like a salary or whatever. Apologies for Agi barking in the background. Yeah, Hooper left a comment

saying, I didn't realize that I have body dysmorphia until Alex mentioned how skinny he used to be in the last cast about a year back and how he thought it was normal. I too thought my weight was normal. and looking back, I never would have seen James as skinny back when he was 40KG. Luckily now, I'm around friends that are trying to get me to the gym.

My self-consciousness is fighting them, but I think I'm on the verge of saying, fuck it and just going. No, no, no, no. Stop. Fuck it. Go. Go. I'm telling you why now that you've got to go. He's already on it. I've started running in the late evening. Quick tip for anyone who's in this position,

I was a month back and afraid of running through crowds in the afternoon. Wait till the evening, especially with the temperature at the moment, put on a podcast. It's perfect. I know this is a long comment and won't be put in the barrel. Well, it was super, so there you go. No, he should just do it. Go to gym. I mean, I started, I had no experience of gym.

I didn't know any workout. And I just had a friend who was a personal trainer who worked at a gym. And then out of hours over COVID, it was just like, yeah, let's go to a gym. And he'd show me all the perfect forms to do stuff, which you can just find online. It's all online to find good forms.

And it's just, once you have a good session, you feel exhausted but it's like this is good I like this then you just want to do it and that's why we own we have a gym now don't we Jim's gym is up and right yeah Jim's gym it's um partial completion it's ready for action

you you had a little go on it today I did I felt good Jim's gym did all the stuff I wanted to do it's like you should because it does help you help you build confidence because the thing the thing with gyms is it's like imagine

Imagine going to a really big car event and you're new to cars, you're going to find it really intimidating because everyone knows more than you. So it's like if you show that you don't have knowledge, it's like, oh, I could get mocked. People might make remarks about me because I don't know as much as them.

It's the same with gyms. But it's on the next level too because it's your own body as well. And it's like you go there and there's these fucking huge dude because there always is that fucking absolute mountain of a guy there who's just like, like it's his he loves it and it's just like you do feel like even me when I'm skinny

it's like I feel so out of place because I'm not like I don't look like I should be here so then you're being slow with doing it and you're always you're always conscious of how other people can look at you in the gym but realistically nobody fucking gives a shit in the that's the thing everyone's just got their music on and they're just fucking especially gyms with mirrors when you're in the gym you're looking at yourself way more than you're looking at everyone else yeah yeah I ever had that was swimming um so I was always swimming with these like having showers with these like 60 year old men it's quite weird um no but the truth is in these environments nobody fucking gives your shit about anyone else but themselves

they're all just focused on on them so you should never be like oh i'm not going to go to gym because i'm going to be embarrassed just to do it because once you get there and you start getting a routine you're going to feel more confident with yourself and you're not going to be worried about what other people are doing in in the room and it will just help build build you as a character and it will make you happy i think yeah it's really good for um people suffering from anxiety as well because of anxiety it's it's almost like um built up energy that um gets like all expelled in a short amount of time uh but if if you're exercising like your body barely even has like the energy yeah you're tiring your brain out to react

you're tiring your body out, yeah. It would normally make you anxious. And like James said, the confident side of it. And that's, he did mention something you mentioned today. Because I, one we, yeah, because I said, oh, I want a treadmill in my house because I can run. And you just said, just run in the evening. Nobody's around and you can just do it if I have to do it. Well, I think doing it with someone else as well, personally, I think that would make it much easier.

Mm. And we live, we live by a road that's perfect. for running. Completely safe. There are running clubs that go up and down there constantly, yeah. And you always say it

and running is one of those things where it's super fucking healthy for you. It's so good. Do you guys get post workout puffy? What does that mean?

Like muscle bulge. Have you noticed that? I'm pretty sure you do notice it slightly. I remember I did when I did really bad gym sessions so it was just like

yeah it's definitely like your body's like quite happy yeah but like because you know Arnie movies and stuff he'd always like pump iron before being on a shoot yeah it makes sense isn't it yeah blood's pumping everywhere you're like yeah you're exerting I feel like that is a good thing for um confidence no no but obviously the the when you do exercise you release

and dolphins yeah yeah make you happier yeah and you can't get away from that that's a genuine thing like if I don't do any kind of exercise for a couple of days I feel like fucking horrible like it's like wrong and then you just like go for a walk or do some push-ups or something it's like oh there you go I'm like a human again now

yeah it's just like maintenance on a car it's the same thing yeah it's just keeping it going it's keeping it ticking you don't have to do much but if you keep it ticking it's always progress you're always doing something And the thing, I know some people might think that I don't know anything about gym or doing exercise, you can just do basic stuff at home, sit-ups, squats or push-ups, or, you know, there's a variety of things you can do with no equipment. And that just gets your body flexible, and that's a good foundation to do actual weighted stuff at the gym. So I'd always recommend it.

But the thing is, gyms can be quite expensive, we were seeing. And that's why we've, that's why we bought stuff is because it's, Yeah, we can split it three ways And there's not a subscription fee Yeah, because like gym's subscription fees are Ridiculously expensive So Yeah, I kind of put off with all the COVID shit as well

It's kind of a sweaty Grimy zone And there's some gyms that didn't have the aircon on Because that made spread COVID quicker So you're in a gym Like no aircon just like Yeah, I always will recommend Like, you know, gyms and exercise like that

It's always good I mentioned beans I happened to I think a jarling sent it or something but an article that contains the top ten Heinz bait beans eating countries in the world

from 2009 to 2010 and I just found the numbers to be interesting who do you think is number one? Obviously, Guy Byrne Jim? Yeah Yeah, by far

Great Britain eats an excess amount of beans to a degree that just seems excessive to be honest listed here as 444 million units of that year contrasted to number two which is Australia at 60 million units

Jesus We are the bait bean capital of the world We are the bait being capital of the world That is obscene That's an obscene amount of... There is a huge jump because it's number two Australia 60 million number three Canada 41 million number four, New Zealand, 24 million, Ireland, 9 million.

So, yeah, it is, the bean thing is a proper Brit bullshit. It connects with, you know. Oh, shout out to my boys, Hong Kong fucking number 10. No, that makes, it's all these places that were, like, taken by the UK. Uh-huh, yeah. No, but it's crazy. Hong Kong is, it's quite small. compared to England

the population that's a fuck ton of beans shout out to my Hong Kong residents you eat in the beans purchase beans on the download to get those stats boosted

let's get to number nine Hong Kong see British trade deals is like if you meet beans yeah yeah it's just the bean it's a bean economics did you know recently

we cut a deal the UK cut a deal with Australia for me so just for it's like trading and everything post-Brexit deal and it's like way easier to get a job in the Australian ownership but anyway that's irrelevant my point is

it's no coincidence that Australia is number two on the bean list I think like minded I think Great Britain wants to bump the Australian bean numbers bump the bean as they say yeah yeah bump that bean

I learned that in a year of year 10 statistics. Bump the bean? Everyone loves bumping bean. Everyone does love bumping bean. The corpus love to bump the bean. We actually have, um, a topic we sort of prepared for. Oh, fuck. Oh, no.

Because it's just so wacky. But I might actually run down and let argue in because it's really pissing off. Yeah, fuck it. I can't believe we didn't mention that we're like matching as well in this episode. What do you mean? We're not, Matt. Look all we're wearing. We're all wearing like...

No, I'm the most, like, unique right now. I feel like we should be doing one of those... A barbershop trillet. We... Bullyi... That is not always... If it's a problem, I can go change. No, it's not a problem, aren't you?

No, we said we're going to talk about like a topic. um that's right so on youtube i found this channel i mean it's not like unknown loads of people know about this shit architectural digest is the name of the channel it's kind of like mtv cribs they go around to different celebrities and show off their frivolous fucking homes um i i i on it i can't stand celebrity culture so this shit has always been off my radar but it was it was the tyrese gibson um the guy from fast and furious he did an episode of this you know

I guess cribs equivalent yeah it's MTV cribs basically yeah so there's this wacky video of Tyrese showing off his sixth story mansion and we watched a few of these different just celebrity mansions

I guess I just I'd never really thought about the kind of insane like just the level of decadence that goes on when you get to the levels of wealth that someone like Tyrese does. I think it proves that the whole system is broken.

When you have people that are that rich, like surely, who thinks, man, I would love to have that, specifically, a six-story mansion with an elevator? It's got a cinema at the top floor. It's got a cinema outside. Like, he's got, like, five meeting rooms. He's got, like, a personal chef who makes, like, custom menus every day and prints them out. It's a sad video.

It's like, I found it, like, pathetic and, like, it made me, like, want a wretch. Like, I really despised that video. That's the great irony of it all, because all these houses look so vacant. What was it? You said, James. You summarized it. They're, like, um... But what's the word you used?

They're like... I can't remember the word I used. They're like fake. They're fucking, like, husks. They're not real. Like, what, literally... He has a fake Oscar in his house. He's like...

You called it Blosker or whatever. Yeah. In his head, he's got like this idea that... He's like waiting for the day. He's gonna win his Oscar, yeah. It's... That one's particularly weird because... well first of all the house seems like nobody goes in it it seems like it's just a model home that you just kind of yeah

it's just a thing you own it reminds me of um before you got this house and we visited the the model version of yeah yeah yeah yeah and it's just like off it's too pristine you can tell that it's designed for people to walk through and see it's like going on a movie set or something yeah yeah totally it's like all about the presentation and like not actually about living in a living somewhere because you are just on a different level at that point when you're on that level of wealth because it was pissing me off too

because Tyrese was making headlines saying about like oh I need money I need a new Fast and Furious movie to come out don't delay it for Hobbs and Shore I need a Fast and Furious movie so I can give some money to my kids or whatever or my ex-wives and it's like and then you've watched this YouTube video and he's bragging about his custom marble like curtains

and his solid gold mic and like the buttons on his um bedroom like wall thing um his bed uh it's a word for his headboard his head buttons on his headboard and made out 24 karat gold yeah it's no sympathy for you it's the stuff like that that really goes too far yeah who who who flexes to that extent where you need to flex on the pool by having 24 karat fucking buttons on your fucking oversized fucking headboard It would be like in this room

If in the corner of all of these frames And the pictures There were like diamonds Yeah Like what difference does it make All the frames are all coated in 24 count gold Yeah yeah It's like yeah

We're fucking cunts Is what it is Yeah it's excess For the sake of excess Yeah But the creepier one I found Was Kim Kardashian Oh god we can't hit

Walking through her house with Kanye in it this shit fucking blows my mind there's no way those fucking humans live in this house there's no fucking paintings I don't think you can call them humans

there's nothing in the house it looks like a fucking bare construction site there's just concrete all over all of the walls who lives like this the bed they went into a bedroom and it was fucking empty

and there was just this bed white beds no color no nothing just plain white to bed then in the background there was another one and it was just plain white chairs they look like fucking IKEA furniture but clearly they look worse fucking thousands they they talk in that video i think about Kanye's like minimalist he's like obsessed with minimalism yeah yeah so it's but the the size of this house it is huge it's so big that there's a part in the video

with Kim Kardashian's like yeah i've never even been in the pool that's here yeah yeah um I'd recommend just watching that video It's proper creepy It's called like 75 questions Yeah yeah If you type in Kim K. House tour It's the second result

And it's really weird especially Because it came out in 2020 Before their divorce So it has an extra tinge of like Really weird It's quite bickery as well I Yeah

She seems to be really trying to push The like Instagram friendly Sort of look how perfect life Yeah yeah It's sort of real I think Kim Kardashian is making a huge mistake business-wise divorce in Kanye. How come? I think Kanye really humanizes her.

Yeah. Because she is the least relatable person on the planet. Yeah. She is in another world. They literally proved this in the fucking COVID when they hired a fucking private island. Yeah. But in this video alone, you can tell from the way she behaves. She's not...

She's trained. Yeah. She's trained to be... on TV. She's not trained to be human. Honestly. She's like walking backwards. Yeah, yeah. For the whole video, it's really strange. There's like a two

minute section when she's being asked questions and she's just walking backwards throughout, through this hallway. It's really weird. There's just like everything's white and... I just, I really like houses. I think houses are the most, like, cutest thing. I love the idea of decorating them. But to see these houses

where there's these huge rooms, rooms where you could probably fit like an entire house in these rooms because they're that excessively large and there's like one piece of furniture I find that disgusting I find that so fucking vile because it's not minimalism

it's not minimalism at all they clearly don't fucking live here no no you can't live in a house where there's nothing there's no fucking candles there's no fucking TV there's nothing you don't live in that they clearly don't live in these fucking houses

what was interesting was contrasting it to Jim and I saw the Aaron Paul one, the guy from Breaking Bed, and it is an insanely elaborate house he has, but it's like a huge cabin in, um, was it a higher or something?

Sorry, where is it? Idaho? I'm sorry, not Ohio. Yeah, just the snowy, it's like a Minecraft house. But it probably looks like he lives in it and it's his own stuff. No, totally. It's like

a log cabin, but expanded to a mansion but also like just the way he presented himself he seemed like a human he had like banter with his wife and it was like he also acted like he was in his house yeah like he actually lives there in space time like it was his domain

not like it was scheduled in the booking slot like when we're doing yeah it bothers me when these celebrities have houses like that and it's just like they don't give a shit how they look to the normal people they just have this this such an amount of excess so they just don't give a shit they're not on the

same fucking planet. Do you think it kind of illuminates like a lack of character, specifically with like the Tyrese one? Because I feel like there's like no personality to any of it. He said he bought the house fully furnished. Like I don't think this house has any

touch of his, like at all. Some of it definitely was. Yeah, like the giant bumblebee statue in one of his staircasees or whatever. And that he had that like that part of the building dedicated to a guy he worked with. Yeah, yeah,

the whole floor for like his mate or whatever. It makes me sick because it really is just us versus them. It basically might as well be like a different subsect of humans. Like they are living in a different world.

It's different rules. Like you just straight out of it. Yeah, I don't think anything proves that more than these videos, these mansion videos. Like they get to choose every part of their house like every single bit of it is like their own design with the

Aaron Paul one and the Kanye one and stuff yeah like crane lifting in huge labs yeah sorry huge slabs of stone like yeah and Kanye's whole bathroom it's like he custom designed this sink and stuff the average person that's not even something who starts to conceptualize their bathroom sink you know Like, they've got nothing better to do. That's what I find it irritating about Kanye because it's like he clearly is super creative and artistic, but it's annoying that it's going into that.

Yeah, just spending money on a bathroom. Mm-hmm. See, like Aaron Paul, and we watch another if it was Robert Downey Jr., they kind of feel like their actual houses, you know, they've got their own character, and it's, it's like if I was that rich tomorrow, I'd still have a pretty normal house

because it's my house and I'd have normal things that I like Well yeah that's another thing Who wants a house that big? I feel that you to be like that You've got to be so detached Like you aren't just like that A normal person doesn't get that much money

But also by default you have to just be like I mean you can't take care of a house that big by yourself You have to have cooks You have to have cleaners You have to have people like groundskeepers You have to have loads of people employed underneath you Just to take care of where you live And what's the point

of doing that. It's just outgoing. It's barely even like your house at that point. Yeah, at that point. It's not. Well, I can't think of anything worse than having people at my house every day.

Like cleaners and stuff. It's just like, I just want to fucking chill. Lay in bed and do fuck all. But yeah. Is that really what the meaning of life is? It's just to like have a huge mansion, a huge empty mansion for a shit.

Yeah, some sick cars. I don't see what, why do people love this? Why do so many people like are obsessed with this idea of that wealth like that and these people aren't fucking human they want to be like this? It's because we're programmed from a young age

to just want to be famous it doesn't matter what it's even for you just want to be famous I do remember being as a kid and being like I want I want money I want to be rich I need to be stuff Yeah because you see like a Mr Beast video

And like just bullshit That like you can do with that kind of money And it is like interesting and like absurd So you can see why people watch it And they watch keeping up the Kardashians even though it is like hated by everyone's people were sort of ogle at them

the Robert Downey one was interesting though because he's done he's like more creative with it at least he's doing something weird with his just ridiculous wealth like he lives in a windmill and he was like with his wife he seemed pretty chill it wasn't like Tyrese deranged

it didn't look like an absolutely huge house though not like to the love of like Kim Kay it was pretty big but it was big It wasn't like a fucking Tyrese's six-soy mansion. Yeah, yeah. It seemed like a bit more lower level. Obviously, he's still fucking godly rich. I'm sure he's the richest

one. Well, I mean, not richer than Kanye, but Robert Downey Jr. has got to be richer than Aaron Poole. Oh, yeah, for sure. What's his face? He must be. He must be. Um. But I still, the thing that

this brings to light the most is when actors get on their high horse and preach about politics and shit It is hard to take them seriously When like they're living like that And everyone else is like down here And it's the Hollywood's thing There's like L.A.

The shit bit and then the beautiful Hollywood hills With all the amazing houses See, you know, I don't agree of everything you said but what Wikidivay said at the Golden Globes 100th century. No, Jeremy, we watched that speech and it's just like I did, I completely missed the Harvey

Weinstein bit originally, and when I saw that, I was like, yeah, he didn't give a fucking shit. He just went fucking in- It's so satisfying that speech. I respect him for that. For just like, yeah, he just had this huge gig and he just fucking slayed all these fucking cunts. Because they are just all of them are cunts.

All the awkward reaction shots of like Tom Hanks. Just creases. yeah Woody's not going to be caught laughing at this one Yeah and we kind of We capped it off with An old MTV Cribs episode on the Jackass crew

Just a bit of contrast Yeah No but it's interesting The contrast is different Because they clearly They clearly had money But they weren't being excessive There was contrast within the Jackass

Yeah yeah Because it starts off on Steve's house And he was peak, cracker head at that point. He was a, you've heard stories of him in that flat and he was just like, yeah, he fucking jumped out windows at like three story windows and fucked himself. He built a skate park in his apartment in like a multi-story apartment. Yeah, he was a crack den. It's all it was. He lived in a crack den and he was clearly beer pillars.

Yeah, just insane. Um, but it's the BAM shit in that in that MTV Cribs thing that is like the most, it's almost illuminating and it's seems so obvious now, like, the way it's gone with him. Yeah. Um, he just seems a bit off in that fucking video. It's like nasty. It's just straight up nasty and horrible to watch, like, the way he's just bullying his dad. Yeah, you can sort of forgive it in, um, Jack at us, like, the show and the movies.

The frame skits and stuff, they can be a bit more innocent, like, the fat guy, like, trading in bed or whatever. It's, like, not, it's in, yes, it's normal. Yeah, it's stupid, like, it's, like, it's like, out of a high. school movie yeah yeah yeah but this stuff it's like him just showing off his house and he starts like smacking his dad and his dad's already like pre-cowering yeah and it just looks you can see as he like says he because he calls his dad by his um first name he's like fell he like starts cowering and like yeah it's really weird it's like on his leash he has someone live in his basement that he just beats up like yeah bam actually seemed like a psycho yeah at least back then he

he was like enjoyed even though like steva was living in squalor in just this shit hole he's these like towers of bud wise it can't but notice in his segment all the jokes were at the expense of him yeah yeah he's always joking about himself yeah like his clown college degree and shit like it was all at him whereas the ban was all like just hitting people and attacking people yeah it was like look how much money I have I can just do what I want to these people and it's like the same thing we're talking about yeah and then the other one like Chris Pontus was just like he was just in a van it was just like that's just fit like his character on

on jackass because i don't think he actually lives in a van but i think it was i'm sure you might have done for a bit yeah i get done yeah i wouldn't put it past any of them and uh it's just a it's such a huge contrast because like if they were at that like them if you take them from that period now with the way the culture is now fuck i think that would be a going in a completely different story ban would probably be the same because he's fucked any way but I think BAM seems the most like the YouTuber sorts. Yeah, like your David

Daubert types. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's just fucked. I just, yeah, this stuff just makes me just feel gross. Here I am living in my, with my IKEA fucking bookshelf. It's made me empty and I guess I don't have my 24-cour

bookshelf. That's what I'm laughing at. That's what is like so crazy to me. It's like, if you have money problems, sure you could just sell like 10 of those 24 character buttons. Just take three of them. Or sell some of that

whole marble, pure marble. This is so obnoxious to me. Marble is extremely expensive and he can't pay his fucking kids bills. Like, fuck off. You're being a dick. Hmm. You know, it's just clouty stuff. It's just get so silly.

The clout culture is like so extreme nowadays. Everything's got to do of being clout. It's all being, you know, looking like you have to be. about like what is the end of this like where is this like leading you can only get more and more and more up into a certain point you know

but that's that's the problem with the it the big sea you know yeah please no one say it yeah the big sea the big sea

or cocaine yeah cocaine yeah sure cocaine no but like when when someone's making money you know it's like Jeff Bezos you just make more no but the thing is we're saying

it's always got to be constant growth all the clouty rich stuff are but they're all becoming more expensive to buy because the rich constantly getting compared with a modern car and modern super car you're looking at 350K

for like a really top end one 2000s it was like 150 that's how much inflation is and it's only the 1% being able to buy this stuff even more the gap is getting bigger it can't it ends in economic collapse. It ends

with civilisation collapse. It can't sustain. The most depressing shit is like this Matt Hancock stuff, whatever. Oh God. It's like investing money. He's like the health secretary, but he's also like on the side, invest in like stocks. It's just the most Tory thing.

And it was the same with them when they made the app, the track and trace app. It just didn't work. No, it didn't work because he gave it to his mate. Oh, mate. You are always reviewing the Bullington Club. Oh, he's a couple billion. Fuck on. Yeah, they give billions to a company

to make an app that doesn't work. Yeah, and it completely failed. And then all the fucking right wingers are like, where are we supposed to get the money to improve the NHS? Maybe if we don't have people in charge that just give money to their mates. That's all it is.

No, but it's not just money now. It's like, oh, you can have this seat in the parliament or you can have this House of Lords. They're giving power positions. And they're like, oh, this is. power position, oh, it's forever. Nobody can ever undo this. They're fucking the country up constantly. And now they're funding this stupid fucking ultra-nationalist

fucking news channel called All Perspectives Limited. Racism, mate. It's all racist. I haven't heard of this one. No, have you not heard of the G.B. News, like, drama. No. So, loads of pro-rexit people and like party members and billionaires put loads of money in to start this new news channel. And it was supposed to the UK's Fox News. Oh, God. So you could... So they did this.

That's what we need. That's what we're lacking over here. Since it's launched, it's been meme to fuck. They fucked up so much. Awesome. All of the companies that had adverts in between their like stuff, everyone just got them cancelled. All of the companies are like, oh, oh, we're on this now,

but then they all pulled out. The main guy who was on, who launched the whole thing, he's given up. He's walked away because it's that bird. good but why do we need a Fox News website how do you guys feel about the BBC like a publicly funded

like news thing yeah which but the TV license is a bit of a meme you don't think about it you don't think about it when you're in the UK but a TV license

is like a ridiculous concept to some other countries and it really is And the way that they actually enforce it is absurd, too. They're proper lair. It's like an optional thing. If it's like, as long as you're not plugging in like a satellite. Like you don't. Isn't it only if you watch BBC?

If you watch IPlayer or like BBC, if you watch like TV from a satellite. Which if you have a sky box. If you have Sky or any of these, these boxes to get a load of chance, you have to have TV. And if you don't, they literally come to your door and check. they will actually find you I've had someone come to this house to double check that I didn't have like secretly

an antenna I guess like I would want to watch TV why would I they are so behind and they've like like years later they were like oh well let's start Britbox to like try and catch up on Netflix and it's like

no too late mate you fuck no they fucked it so hard but like all you have to do is say no they can't go into your house without permission They're not the police They don't have a woman You can't go to someone's house Unless you have a woman

You literally can't Yeah yeah So it's some guy turning up in a BBC van It's like I need to check if you're watching I player It's like if I am How are you gonna like check my iPad Now what they want is like To be able to just like see what you're doing

On your internet I guess And then be like oh We saw on this date you were on eye player Pay up mate That's like their idea Yeah, yeah It's a fucking joke It's an absolute piss take

My parents still fucking use Sky They were paying like Fucking £100 a month for Sky loan Like an absolute Every time I like see like live TV Of people watching adverts I'm just like Yeah, you are

I can't believe TV still exist It has to die soon No it won't No that's gonna be around for ages Because it's only our generation That love Netflix They use Netflix

It's our generations The ones above They're all TV It's all TV I don't think that's necessarily true The one The generation above the generation above us Yeah

They're all TV My parents are TV So they're like They grew up in 60, 69 What, they never use Netflix or anything Oh they use Netflix as well But they won't cancel the sky They weren't cancelled the biggest out there house

The biggest thing I think TV has in this country at least Is sport And shit like Love Island Oh my God Shit like that's really popular I mean that could so easily just go to

like ITV there already is a Netflix one like an equivalent yeah there you go love island fucking oh that shit sounds to pray

I've been getting I've been getting out so recently and it's just like oh fuck off who watches this fucking garbage yeah it's just the most twatty nonsense I hate it

I just hate modern TV now because it's all that it's all reaction I hate old TV X factor X factor is fucking awful Britain's got talent Jesus Christ, that stuff

TV has been so shit for so long. Do you not know the new one? It's a singer that's in a costume. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's a famous servitude. Ty Reeves was on it. Oh, really? No way. He was on it because they only guessed him because he mentioned Paul Walker.

Oh, my God. Hey, this, this, there's no fucking integrity in TV anymore. Not that fucking TV. It's just, all the integrity is just in like, like HBO series or... Yeah. There is a certain itch that is scratched by trash, like, reality TV, which I can understand. Yeah, I know. I've watched loads of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Yeah, I've watched all of that episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I didn't think I could. No, because you watch it, you watch it to judge them. You watch it to shout cunt at the screen all the time. That's why you watch it. Yeah, I'd say surely, like, a particular portion of the fan base of that show, It's just people hate watching it. Yeah.

Yeah, surely. I've hate watched it. Mm-hmm. I've hate watched it so much. My mum used to watch it when we were eating dinner. Mm-hmm. I was sitting there and the fucking grog up and it was like, and then fucking Kim Kay is just crying over an earring. She lost in the fucking C.

Oh, fuck off. She made her butt too big that week. Yeah, man. Now, honestly, watch like Kim Kay fucking House Torn. Tell us what you think. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It's wonky. But I just want to ask you a quick question, James. Before we go into the next section. Did I get... I watched the normal episode recently. I enjoyed it.

I thought it was... I don't mean to toot my morn or anything, being like on... On jar, but it's funny as fuck. So it's not normal then? It's not normal at all But your topic Really intrigued me

Do you remember what it was I've said this many times Once when this finishes I'm gonna forget fucking everything I know nothing of anything That's ever been discussed on jar I can't remember anything Okay so this might take you as a surprise

But your topic was You wanted to buy ugg boots And wear them You wanted to own a pair of ugg boots and just like that's your topic and the normal episode yeah that was

James's topic why why is that my normal episode topic but it's a jammy in the ugg boots pretty sure was it like

winter at the time or something no it was like I'm pretty sure it was summer but you you wanted some because you thought

they were cute they are fucking cute but have you seen them and would you wear ugboats yeah I'm more likely

now than ever before Like back then, I think during the normal episode, I was trying to, like, have a conversation about something that I'd never do. And why would I wear rugby? But now, fuck me, I'm going to walk some lugboots. Those fuckers are... No, but your argument, because Alex and I said that it's... A man can't really do that, you know?

Well, there's nothing stopping them as you just have to have some level of confidence. Yeah, totally. But you would be looked at, strangely. Possibly? I think that's where we live anyway. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you'd be, you might even get some nasty comments wearing stuff, no doubt. No, no, I disagree.

No, I could pull the, I could pull Ugg boots off. Why? Why? I've got some, you're going to go get at them. Full overalls, they're cut everywhere. Ugboots, nobody's going to give a fucking shit because I look like a mess anyway. No, but the Uggboots are like the opposite of a mess. The ugboots are too, like, you know.

Jim, I walk around like, same. Bainsprees with like shoes that duct tape together. I could pull off the Uggbooks. No, but that's, that, that, that's not normal. That's in line with, with dutty. With dutty overalls and shit and like... No, but I wear those shoes when I'm, I look fine.

Like, I'd be wearing like a nice shirt and, like, jeans, and I wear the fucking most destroyed shoes. What do you think of the pair I have that, um, um, my auntie sent? You wouldn't wear them out? No, there's slippers to me. I'm going to look at some ugboots I need to refresh my memory

On some beautiful uggers Um But do you remember your argument for why they would work on you In the normal episode I know I don't remember So the argument was James's masculinity

That emanates from his beard would counteract the femininity of the boot. Wait, was the normal episode James with a beard era or before it? He had a beard. It would have been the early days. It was early beard.

It didn't look quite so sharp and clean, you know. And the normal episode was pre, like, the first lockdown, right? Yeah, totally. Yeah, that was like ages. It was ages ago. Ages and ages ago. My time, last year's just throwing my timeline off completely. Oh, yes.

So, actually, so fucked. No, I think... It might have been... The normal episode must have been 2019, two years ago. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. No, I think I... Uggboots, I would wear them without even thinking.

The main reason I wanted to ask was because... From listening to the episode, it kind of sounded like a genuine thing that you were thinking about doing, buying some Uggboots. I think you saw Alex wearing them and thought, hmm, they look comfy. They do...

They are fucking comfy as fuck. Yeah, they are. Yeah. But it's just like, I don't see them as like a feminine thing. They're fucking nice boots. Who gives a shit? Like, uh... They were like really in for like a beer weren't there and like every other person was wearing them.

Like if I'm walking down to like, you know, an early morning and get up before work, I'm going to walk down Tesco get like a croissant, get some yoghurt. I ain't going to fucking think just twice about wearing our no boots. Like I... This is the thing I was thinking about today. When, when you do something that people dislike so much that they have to look at you, I found that really empowering because you've affected their day

you've made them look at you I think that's fucking cool as fuck I love that idea it's like That's the whole idea of fashion But it's like I want to do It's like when you got a car If the car's really loud

And it's like bright pink And it's slammed on the floor of scrapes Everyone looks at you And thinks you're a knob That's the coolest thing to me I love that idea Well there's good car knobs And bad car knobs

There's being a knob in a car But then there's just having a car that's so ridiculous no but some cars are just nasty ridiculous like the people tearing up outside my house at like one in the morning with the loudest fucking exhaust yeah but that being a knob in your car but it's also a cockhead car

their car is like that so they can be a cockhead yeah but it's the same clothes though I just want to wear things that people look at me and be like what is it possible to wear clothes like without making a statement no no but I was saying

on the day I was lining up for my Vax and I was thinking about that like particularly with all the dudes in the line it was like the most boring fucking clothing holy shit it's so boring but what's that statement? This episode, holy shit we're causing fucking so fucking everyone

yeah I don't know no I was thinking the same everyone everyone who just wears the most plain clothes it's all it's all the same I'm actually neurotic about clothing I'm not since the first lockdown

clothing fucking stresses me out like thinking about what I'm gonna wear at home. We were talking about clothing when we were last in McDonald's because I was just like, I look like a fucking mess and you're like, you look fine. Yeah, yeah. Because we're the opposites.

I don't think adult. I literally just like... No, that's, that pisses me off. I wish I could do that. I wish I could just like grab just a top that's clean and trousers that are clean

and shoes that are clean. Yeah, the thing is because of the way my mind works I end up just picking the most boring shit every time. No, but this is the thing I think you both dress incredibly if I wasn't your friend

and I saw you and I'd be like he looks great and then there's me there's me walking just at the same reason like 930 the biggest hole in my fucking trams is to see like an entire cheek that is true

I don't give a fuck I just dress whatever I can find doesn't matter what it is and that's why I need to like I need to have your mentality I think that is a statement in and of itself wearing shit

wearing clean clothes that fit like it's it is saying something you can't not say something with what you're wearing and that pisses me off I want to be able to just be like

you know what today I want to wear my communist overalls you know what my my idea of like a perfectly fair society

is like everyone just wears like the same coloured overalls No expression in clothing. Damn, that's a hellhole, dude. Yeah, yeah, but also it would be nice on occasion. No, no, no, wouldn't. It would be like going to school and putting your school uniform on. Yeah, it is that.

And that clearly fucked us up. Yeah, I think that might be a huge contributor to the way I think about fashion. Because it's like, if there are a huge portion of your early life, you don't have a say. You don't have a say in your own fashion. Everyone looks the same. And then suddenly you have to decide your look and shit. No, but here's it. I don't think I have a look.

Because I just... You do have a look. Yeah, you do. Your look is the... I'm sloppy as fuck. I have a sloppy look. I wouldn't call you sloppy, though. Yeah, it's not sloppy.

Nah, it is. You're not, like, dirty enough. You're clean. You wear clean clothes at the very least. Yeah, I always wear clean clothes. It's like nice clothes. They're nice clothes. But, like, nothing stained with, like...

Your she's got a hole in it, but that's about it. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah. But it's just like, I want to, I don't think that looks good though. I think you look good. When someone sees me, they don't think, oh, he looks great. They just like, I completely blend in because I'm so just normal.

I don't dress like... The color. I want to see some more fragrant colors. Yeah. Yeah, but very muted. Shit. Um, at least around here. Mm-hmm.

well the thing is the hype beast sort of look is getting more and more popular yeah that's not what I mean though either it's too

it's kind of what we're talking about where it's like flexi where it's all about the brands as opposed to like yeah it's about the price of it yeah the price of it as opposed to the actual like how it looks I don't know

it depends you're fucking asking another thing that makes fashion hard for me is like growing up here yeah big time especially over lockdown again where you can't go anywhere

you can't go shopping no I find that very liberating about going to London you can just wear whatever you want no one gives a single yeah because the the awful thing about online shopping is that you see all these items and you see these models wearing the clothing

and you're like damn that looks good you buy it put it on look in the mirror you'll just like fuck this is a terrible Oh yeah, I'm not a model. Yeah, yeah. I'm actually me. Shit.

Fuck. Yeah. See, I've said this about it. I think we've all said this, but we just need to go shopping to Swindon and actually just go close shopping. I need to go to the mall, guys. We could go to the mall and get a shake? Yeah, we've got to get a shake a Dunkin' Donut.

I've found my style, though. I like button-up shirts. Like, nice, slim fit. Mm-hmm. And it's just like a kind of summer vibe. But you know what is really nice to wear? Ovales. Ovales are so cool to wear.

Because they're sloppy. You should get like a sick pair of overall overalls, like a funky color or something, and wear it on jure. Yeah, you should, like a polka dot one. I wouldn't get a polka dot one. Would you get like... If you could get like a car

and then have like matching overalls, would you do that? What color would it be, though? Bright pink. So you're bright pink car and bright pink. Yeah, that'd be safe. With, uh, turquoise shoes and turquoise rims. No, gold wheels. Pink and gold.

No, not pink and gold. Pink and like bright blue or pink and green, like a vibrant green. No, because that, no, but that one go pink, pink, pink? No, pink and green goes really well. No, it'll be a bit ridiculous. That's too much. Would it not look a bit like the Scooby-Doo van or something? Yeah, you can't.

You'd have to have a doll colour. No, that's, that's like green and blue. Scooby-Doo van. There ain't no pink on there, is it? There's like a flower on it. that's pink. I really hate the idea that pink is like a feminine color. It really pisses me off.

Pink is the nicest color. I love it. No, because, yeah, my favorite color has always been purple and for whatever reason it's associated with femininity. I associate purple with like rap.

Really? Oh, like, yeah. I think just San Andreas, G.T. San Andreas, the ball is being... When I think purple, I think of that character from Breaking Bad, actually. that's all themed around purple. Hank's wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't think about purple, to be honest. I thought it was your favourite colour. No, I just like colours. I like every colour. What is your favourite colour? No, you've got to pick one. If it was like a quiz and someone was asking me, what is James' favourite colour?

Would I be wrong if I said purple? No, you wouldn't be one. What would you say, though? What would you say? Every colour looks the best at something different. No, but you ought to put one. No, because like deep purple. No, this is binary.

It's one or the other. You have to have this colour car for the rest of your life. Metallic pink, flake. Pink. So pink? Yeah, pink. Okay. What's your favourite colour, Jim?

I don't really have one. Yeah. This morning, I was trying to think, like, yeah, what's everyone's favourite colours? And I couldn't think what yours was Yeah, it's not really I like Jarl blue Jarl blue is a really really nice colour

Baby blue, yeah yeah No I mean like what does favourite colour Just the colour you're most drawn to I guess Like if you've been drawn to in what way A colour that you like to surround yourself with And buy clothes or out colour or like I don't I'm not like Bart Simpson Where I'm gonna wear the same colour shirt every day

Yeah but I don't wear like A purple shirt every day Yeah, but that's what I mean, though. It's like different colours, I guess, kind of like what James said. It's the variety, you know, if all of my jackets were blue, you'd get sick of blue.

Exactly. It's just variety. Every colour looks best in specific scenarios. Yeah, yeah. I like, but I like brown. In terms of clothing, I think brown is a really good colour. No, the easiest rate on discretion, what colour do you paint your Spartan?

In halo, purple. Yeah, boom. I change mine all the time. I do. Yeah, this idea that you have to be within the spectrum of the colours you like. Yeah, fuck it, every colour is good. No, it's just for like, when you're on the playground or whatever.

It's just how you get... Well, yeah, yeah. My favourite colour when I was a child was green, but now I'm an adult. I'm getting more and more drawn to green, just because I'm in my, like, plant obsession phase. Green, yeah, in terms of... like room decor you have to have plants. I think

plants, it is the finishing touch I think there's a balance. Especially bathrooms. No, I want your iPad. And I think there's a balance because you see some of these rooms where it's like 40% plants.

Well, yeah, that's... No, I want a rainforest room. As a room, I think that's cool. No, I don't think you can live in that. You should make... No, I think bathrooms like that are awesome. No. No, because that feels dirty. What? Yeah, I don't, the whole plant thing.

You say plants of dirt? That's very much a, grow up on an estate type of mindset. No, I like plants. No, plants belong in houses, but like... I want them, like, hanging all over the walls and, like... You say bathroom. I love the super modern bathrooms. I love that decor.

So I wouldn't want plants in my bathroom because I want... You can be super modern with plants, though. To me, I think anywhere with water should have plants near it. In my mind, that just makes sense. Yeah. But it's just like, what's those plants called? Japanese...

Japanese piece lilies? Der, plant. No, it's not piece of lilies, it's the other one. Those are sick. I love them. The dingle lilies. The ferns? I can't remember name, but it's just like you can buy them and they look sick.

Loads of plants someone must know they they someone who we don't been too late list in the comments every Japanese plant Yeah every single one one one one one yeah, but no I I love plants. I think they're cute, but like I like plants and flowers that are like not green Some more like whites and purples. I think that that's more fresh not for a bathroom You don't like a big hair. I'm not talking about bathroom. I'm just talking about house your You want leaves and you want that oxygen flowing. But flowers die. You have a pot of flowers. They die.

You have a plant. You maintain it. It's about flowers that bloom from a plant. We don't talk about flowers in a vase. I don't think you... We're not growing up in the same concepts here, I'm afraid. I can't think of house plants that, like, bloom flowers and... I've got a couple.

That's it. That's it. No, I'm fucking going in. You've really angered me now. Well, you don't, like, plant roses inside or sunflowers inside, you know? No, you've angered. I was clearly saying something wrong but no, no

you're trying to bear shit bro No it's a bonzai Oh yeah I've got like a little bonsai Yeah they can get a Lego one there Yeah them they're really really nice And I want the ones of the little oranges or the little lemons I was looking at some of those today And being cute

They look nice They do look nice but I think they don't live for very long I read you have to use like special citrus fertilizer and that put me off Bro. Yeah, and, um, like the actual fruits, you can't really eat them. Like, Kim Toagi? They're apparently just, like, the most sour, bitter, horrible. Even better. Do you reckon he'd...

So he's after? Yeah, he does eat shit, I guess. Then there's, like, maple trees? Trees are nice. But anyway, we've been talking about plants for fucking ages, and we haven't even got to the second part. No, no, let's keep talking about plants. I love plants.

Mets. Mets. We're going to have to cut the second segment short. Yeah. I really love... I know, I just really love modern houses. They really... No, when you see one of those houses

and it's got the dark, like, window frames. No, I've got a huge problem with modern houses. I do as well. I think it's really sad. The perfect example is the houses that are up the new ones. Those new ones, they look fucking gorgeous. I think they look kind of shit, man. No, when they've got that island and...

Oh, man, they fuck me up. I want those houses. those houses just tick everything I want so you you chat all this bare shit on Kanye's house but you just want it no no no because I'm gonna it's kind of fucking personality I'm actually gonna put things in it that make it look better I just love islands and I like that modern outside because it's a modern outside but then it's really

homey inside because you're making the house you're home what do you mean by island like in kitchen island those like those type of houses have it more often because they're modern design so they you know the design of an island in mind but it's just like I love that idea of a house because you have a house that's hypermodern then you have the most ridiculously obscene old car it's like the contrast because no this is a belief you can buy the best house but you ruin your house by the car you park outside of it the car you buy is important to your your house's look and I think that's a fact like if you go to a

cottage like Castle Coom near us right really lovely proper old time you know it's what's used in like old-timey movies, right? If you park a, like a pisser outside, that's a statement. You'd ruin the look of that house in the village, right? Depends if you're on a materialistic street or not,

I guess. No, but I think if you have a beautiful house, you want to have a beautiful car. And I find, I like, I don't know, I don't consider my car beautiful. No, but your car matches your house, because it's subtle and it's just, it's not, it's not, it's, it's not modern, it's like contemporary, you know, it's, it works. What's an example of a real clash that you've seen lately?

Well, you should be me in one of those houses. Hyper modern house, hyper old car, so that, there's like loud and vulgar, because then you've got the neatness and you got the vulgar, like the vulgar aspect, and I think that works. The vulgarity. If that's word, I don't know if it was, but I think that works. Because they, they kind of, they clash and that clashes like, what you, you what's wrong with the pissa

the pisa won't work in a medieval village is all I'm saying can I just say James dropped the best bars in I've ever heard designed with an island in mind oh nice design an island of mine I think this episode's going to go down as one of the worst I've been insuffable this episode

why do you think so it's because you've been designing with an island and mind is it the incense Yeah, I'm just screaming insults the bitch people all the time, like, fuck. Well, all the while, saying how much you want one of those really expensive. No, no, I've explained this. It's not that I want, I like modern... And you can't buy a fancy house and keep an honest working man's car, like the pisser.

You have to get an old-fashioned... No, you just have to buy drift-guzzling. No, you just buy a gyfussing. Expensive car. You are everything. You sought to defeat. You aspire to be exactly what you claim to despise. Liking modern architecture is not akin to being witch and not having any personality in your house.

Saying I want, I want, I want is exactly what you say you stand against. Everyone can want stuff regardless of where they stand on the economic spectrum. Even the poor can want. Even the witch can want. Even I can want. It's about what you want, though, isn't it? It's about why you. want? I just haven't...

I just like modern architecture. Is there a problem with that? What, like the Gurkin in London? The Gurkin looks ridiculous! Oh, I love the GERC. I like the GERCIN. It's... I don't like the new one. The newest one. The Schar. The Schar. It looks like it was made for the Olympics or something. Yeah, it looks...

It's just not... Like, no, the Shard... I like the Shard. No, the Gurkin... The Girkin compared to the Shard. The Shard's like that. No. Honestly, I think the Gurkin... it's quirky

It's a quirky building Yeah it's like It looks sort of futuristic Yeah because London looks pretty shit From a bober Until you get to like Oh there's like London iron Like a fucking gurkin

There's the gherkin No I think London is just a really shit looking city It depends where you go Some of the architecture there's like amazing What's a good looking city Uh Bristol Los Angeles Oh

No, like a good... No, because I think... We can't compare London to other cities because London is designed as like an economic, you know, centre of the world. But it's also so big. But then, no, but then you look at, like, London and then you compare it to Florence. Like, Florence is fucking gorgeous.

London is a fucking shit-all. You can't compare them with cities. Yeah, yeah, I haven't been to Florence either. But no, you just have to look a picture and you know what's going on, you know? Then you've got other places in Europe. They say that about some American city, don't they, because of that block, like, structure that it can be quite repetitive. It's more bug-like to me. You know, it's like, ultra-efficient.

Yeah, it's pros and cons, because we have, like, just a fucked infrastructure when you just can't get around. Yeah, but ours is fucked and ugly. Yeah. And it's not just fucked and ugly. It's also the most uneven fucking d'urboed bullshit ever. Because ours is made for horses But I also prefer it over American way of making things Squares is not fun

Like when you go on Sims or Siv Or you go on these ones where you plan a city A city that is just square blocks looks terrible A city that has some nice little oddities Practical and efficient though Yeah but I prefer looks over practicality and efficiency It depends on what the goal is Yeah because we're getting to the point in this country now

where the practicality is It's being fucked by the bad design Yeah Because it is for horse and carriages Some of the roads are actually hilarious Because it just looks like a horse And carriage should be going down on it But it's like cars and lorries instead

And there's hundreds of them too Yeah and then there's cars parked on the road as well For the houses that are there No because think about how the The Romans built roads Perfectly Lines Didn't know what was in the way

Straight lines The American thing you're talking about? No, no, because it wasn't perfectly in a straight, right line. Rome doesn't look like an American city. Yeah, it does. If it does... No, go there, honestly.

It's all just squares. Yeah, they all sound like yanks there, it's weird. If they were squares, how did they build the Coliseum? Circles don't go into squares. It's a circle in a square. A circle can fit in a square. I completely disagree. You're bullshitting me. Uh, Rome, birds, I view.

Birds. Birds. turning the chairs around just it changes the nature it makes it more laid back it does make it more laid back and do you think this is why teachers do it because you're able to just talk I think I think that it might be a subconscious like body language thing where you've got this sort of shield in front of you so you feel like you're like protected or something yeah you're more one edge I don't think it's laid back you're you're willing to attack you're willing to go in because you're facing your opponents

directly in the eye set him off is this is the fucking chair no this is this is this is definitely a contributor it's the mixture of the chair why do I say that word so much now contributor it's a good word contributing factor no I can I can prove the Roam is not built in squares

Rome wasn't built in a day it's built in fucking pyramids pyramids the pyridian design doesn't Paris are kind of sick from above I think so I have a vague memory of that looking kind of awesome

Paris from above Yeah Paris is a very pretty city Because it just looks like it is It all roads lead to the Arc de Tilingov All roads lead to Rome They do Honestly

I'm just don't start talking about Rome Because I'm obsessed with Oh shut up blood Shut up mate Shut up blood Shut up blood Rude boy Proper man damn thing

Fuck you man Dingle boy Don't be coming into my ends Talking your shits mate Your ends My ends My ends Get the fuck out of here.

If you guys do this voice, can I do the Jordan voice then? If you want to be cancelled? No, okay, I won't do the Jordan. No, oh no, what's Jordan gonna do? Make us eat beef? So what, are we gonna, like, do some questions from radio? I feel like we should, it's kind of deceitfully. No, I don't. Let's just free-flow this. We could like save them and just do two halves of Reddit questions next.

No, that's too extreme. The viewers are gonna be like, No, this is absolutely ridiculous. Ridiculous. I signed up for my daily wound-up of the comment crucible. I did not come... No, they got their comment crucible. For the hour-long, Reddit Questions special. If you've made it this far, leave some questions on Reddit,

and we're going to go through loads of them next time. I hope you didn't make it this far. This is the Cowie episode, Mark 2. No, this is the normal episode, Mark. This isn't normal. But instead of Ruben being behind a curtain, he's behind a marble curtain. That's Jack I've said like 2,000 Fast and Furious 220

Are we going to watch Fasten The new one in the cinema? I'm really torn because Do I really want to go to like Swindon to see that? It'd be in Chippin'am, aren't it? Well That's true If it's in Chippin'am, I can drop

I haven't been to the cinema since Tenet, so I don't want to go to the cinema I definitely don't want to go to see something like Fast and Furious 9. Maybe packed, all the dream lounge addicts will be in there after, getting warmed up. Should we go

to the dream lounge? At some point. Yeah, we should. If I get married, we'll go there. That's my stagnant. I'm probably not getting married. How did you make content out of it? I feel like we'd have to just accept before going as well that one of us might die.

I don't think we were going to say one of us might get a laptop. No, because it would just be the almost old jar media mystery No, I feel like the dream lounge is like The bar in the first Star Wars film You know, a hive of scamming villainy No, the dream would be to like see if they've got Like a fucking booth

Yeah, like a bookable boardroom booth thing And like recorded an episode in that Why would they have a boardroom booth in a strip club? Swindon, you know, there's all those executives. They've got, like, private rooms and shit, don't they? I remember going on the website and, like, look in... I don't know if it's a private room of, like, or there's a hooker

in it, or whatever. Yeah, exactly. Well, no, it doesn't matter. Not hookers, sorry, I guess, dancers. I'd never been in... I don't know what goes on in there. Um, the K-Fs... Sorry, the Burger King burned down there. You just, um... You get someone to grind on you, then you run to the bathroom and come. What are we waiting for?

It sounds fucking great. You just, um... You just give them loads of money to make your balls really, really blue. No, because these places, they're always grey as fuck. There's clearly more that goes on than just... Oh, you're saying, yeah. Yeah, you get your dicks suck through your asshole. No, we're not going over that, Jim.

That's long gone. I've also noticed that because of the shorts I'm wearing it looks like I'm just not wearing it. I'm not wearing the short by in the tiny chair. the fucking that's it ug boots and no shorts well anything else throw out there while Jim finishes his fat doin

no I think this is this is the last jar cast episode over we're going back to corn gosh sorry guys just gonna sideline you with that one it's actually the end yeah see you All of these episodes are building up to an actual set, and this is it, boy.

We can't do this with a sofa, though. Yeah, we can. Turn the sofa around and just sit on the other side. Yeah, it's hurt over it, yeah. If I can do it, we can. No, I think this should be the... This one smells good. This one smells really good.

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