JAR Media Posdact - Chaos Rising - JARCAST Episode 226

Episode Date: October 26, 2020

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies TimeCodes: 00:00 Intro 03:00 Housekeeping 09:06 Jim's Meal 14:45 Huge Bumblebee 18:30 Richard Hammond Book Ramble 24:35 Halo Infinite Continues To Let Me Down 31:18 Tom Holland Uncharted 36:58 HBO Last of Us 39:40 Mid Break + Patron Names 51:32 Bags Under Eyes 54:07 Reddit Questions - Badonna Fate 58:35 When is Ruben coming back? 1:02:42 Would you go back to the old set? 1:04:44 The Worst Hypothetical Ever? 1:09:48 James Ranks The Animated Comedy Mums 1:14:14 Has James Tried CoD 1:14:59 Flesh vs Teng 1:15:29 Mazda 3 Sport Modding 1:17:01 Jim passed his driving Test 1:23:35 GF JAR? 1:25:17 Have you seen this man? 1:31:12 Is Soup a Drink? 1:44:32 Bonus Moment PO Box: IHE PO Box 4268 CALNE SN11 7AY

I can't do the butt, like, you've lost your diary of poofart noise. I've lost the bear. No, you haven't. I can't do bear anymore. I can't have that's you. You've taken the bar. I can't do it anymore This one for them good girl

That is not my It's not my specialty I'm a man lost in the world Of bar A man lost in the world of bar Of bar donna Bar donna What is happening with Bar Donna?

Well I think we actually have to talk about that This episode What? Yeah, we'll get to that there Yeah, we'll get to it We're fucking sick as fuck, you know Right, are you guys ready? Really?

Yeah, do I look wettie? No. He doesn't. Do you know why? Because I've got mad bags. Have I... Is it because of the GTA montages? No, but have I just constantly had bags the last few, like, year?

I don't know. I don't really look out for bags unless someone specifically asks. You've got bags. I'd be surprised if I'd be surprised if I did. didn't. Look at me, Jamie. You don't really... No, but I look fucking terrible.

I look... They're really heavy. Why do you have bags? Because we're workaholics. Just the overall tiredness, I guess. Alex. See, we're sick as fuck. You need to look after your bags.

Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night. Ladies and gentle one, and welcome to episode 226 of the Jarm Media Posd Act. I'm your host Alex, joined as always. by

the land grandpa James yes I didn't know I was the land grandpa it's in the note so or would you prefer Vinnie or the passionate napper

Vinnie Vinny Vinny Vinny's back and he's prepared for a new episode of JAR and finally

Jim or Beast Hey I'm well you don't like Beast anymore no I'm just kind of riled up you really

want that one to be your thing I hate it no today I am though why what give me reasons while you're wild up to that

I'm sure bro we will we will we will we're the number one maggot podcast just thought I'd throw that out there just you know flex our achievements

before we get too deep I want to shout out the patrons of course the dibies and above we'll shout out later in the video thanks for the support in the audio episode let's do a short housekeeping

yeah let's try and keep this a bit short because we did like a really long one yeah we kept on the housekeeping yeah it was necessary but you know it was longer than we'd like it to be it was just a ridiculously long episode all round actually yes yeah it was we were focusing on some things yeah obviously this last week

we've kind of been gathering thoughts and feedback from jarlings and everything on the set we've made the angle a little bit wider this time change the lighting around you know we'll still be tinkering and stuff people seem to be settling we're seeing a lot more like messages from people who like it now and stuff like that so

yeah for sure hopefully people will settle and just accept the truth at some point in it but uh let's go through some yeah let's go let's go on the moment let's do it let's do it cold up cobalt rad's gonna start off this section the dinner party vibe is fine and all

but don't y'all ever just want to cuddle up with your bro on the couch just a thought edit in all seriousness though it's really cool to see you guys talking a lot of fan consideration for the set the episode, sorry, this episode's set looks a lot better than the last and I could definitely see J-JAR evolving

from the current set. Do you know what? The old set is permanently tainted by the going-out celebration we had for that set. Why? Because I slept on that sofa covered in my own sick. It's like, it's ruined

for me. I suppose, yeah, we never really told the jarlings about that what we've done. with the sofa and the other chair covered in vomit and probably pooing weight as well. It was covered in quite an amount of vomit. Yeah, Argy's got one of the

like pillows from the sofa that he's like sleeping on in the living room. But aside from that, I'm afraid that sofa doesn't exist anymore. It's been lost forever. It's lost in the woods as it were. Yeah. And there's no, there's not a more fitting ending

to it than that. Memento Malle has similar feedback. The new set's pretty decent. I think the uncomfy vibe comes from the fact that the spacing between the three of you feels a little cramped. The set feels a lot more comfortable in the boys' season two video where there's only two people on camera because it felt like it had more breathing room. That tended to be the most one of the more regular kind of comments about the, just where the eyeline is, which I found interesting to think about. because the eyeline was never towards the like camera or before it was we were facing towards each other

and I guess that's just fucked it nah not really I don't think I had let's do a follow up on this body image thing we were talking about last episode oh yes I remember regarding a billy eyelash and all that red nut says hey mingers like the entitled prick I am I wanted to give my two cents about the celebrity body image discussion you had last cast, I agree with all the points made about body image, but I think

there's a deeper issue that relates to how it affects the way many people think about total health. I feel like many people are discouraged to make any positive change in their life because they think that the standard is so unattainable it's not worth trying, when smaller changes like going for a walk a few times a week or being a little more careful with what they eat and drink will help people to feel better, and in some cases look better as well, even if they don't end up looking like Hugh Jackman. TLDR, I think the popular culture's body standards

discourage people from making positive health changes in their life. There's a certain amount of truth to that, I think. Because it's like if you want to go to a gym, for example, you're going to feel like you need to go in quite hard, you know, with all these protein shakes, you know, protein bars and whatnot. But that's really not the case

at all. Well, yeah, it makes health into this, like, huge... Game. It's like a... challenge. Yeah, where being healthy is actually not that hard. It just requires, well, it's kind of hard. It just requires some level of discipline. Yeah, I think the main thing is to have, like, personal goals.

Mm. You know, you don't, don't compare yourself to other people, especially celebrities. Especially celebrities. You don't want to compare yourself to them anyway. They're all nutters. Well, yeah. You know, like there, James? The new set attacking you.

Yeah, fucking this attacking. What did you? Smank your elbow. Yeah. Smack your... Cut, quite on the funny bone. He smacked his bussy. Um, regarding the jar PO box,

uh, that's out there. If you're interested, send us any little goodies. Um, for the assassin. Yeah, I just wanted to throw it out there

just to say we haven't forgotten about it. And we've got like a pile of stuff to do a first video on. What's the address for the PO box again? Oh, that's, uh, I.E. P.O. Box 4268, Couln, S.N. 11. 7.A.Y. I was just going to say my address, so they send it to me.

No, don't you do that if you want. Buckingham Palace. Topics. Topics. I know James has something, and I've got so... I just want to be... I want to be relaxed and laid back this one, because... When are we not? When are we not? When are we not?

You feel sick? name one when we're not you're not allowed to feel sick on this podcast if you feel sick you have to do you feel sick Alex I do feel a bit sick yeah like in the tummy yeah it hasn't felt right all day long really what have you eaten

yeah what did you have for dindins yesterday god I can't really remember that far it's the problem to be no actually on that as soon as I've eaten a meal I forget the meal it's like unless it's especially good It goes into, like, the archive of just shit I've eaten.

Do you want to, do you guys want to know what I had for dinner yesterday? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let us know, Jim, because I'm not sure what you earned. Guess. Actually, I think I do know what you had. I've got a picture here. It, it's a, it goes a bit beyond what you already know. Is it a beyond burger?

No. Oh, I don't know then. What the fuck is that? So that photo is watching So I've just shown Alex and James a photo of my dinner from last night I'm trying to like So I

I had to work yesterday and It was just a short shift But it was in the afternoon And I woke up feeling hungry Like a hunger I've never felt before You're hungry for the squirt I needed some squirt And so I immediately hopped on my phone

To see like what place could deliver food to my house first. But why would you think... Why would you think when you get up to think I, someone needs to deliver me food and not I need to make myself food? Because in my house, food is sort of like...

It's like a resource, a rare resource, and there is a resource. Yeah, but I mean... Repackage it. Well, yeah, but I mean, it's a commodity, like... He who controls the food controls the ecosystem. Like, you know, Mad Max Virobe, like the water. Yeah, like James Bond Quantum of Solis, like the water.

Deep cut to one of the best bonds. Thanks for that, bro. Yeah, no problem. The only good Bond, actually. Awful Jack White song at the beginning. Oh, he did the intro, didn't it? Yeah, he did. And you would have thought that would be just a...

I don't think his music suits James Bond. Yeah, that's true, actually. I could see that. You know, like big band. Anyway, so my meal was So for lunch I had Domino's pizza There's no beating around the bush there There's no beaning around the bush

Do you want to just add what you had for dinner today? Well, I will, I'll get there This is a whole story Because when I order pizza or In general, when I order food I order enough to at least last me the whole day If not two days So I don't feel guilty

Yeah, you're going to spend that amount of money Up front on food Yeah, yeah, yeah You want it's lost Yeah, absolutely So anyway, yeah My family ended up Dividending the pizza as they do

Because it's like the tax of living with other people Or the pizza sharing model Well, you just don't get 100% of your food Because like I say Like if there's food to be had in this household It's going to be taken So then it comes to dinner time Like I'm home from work and kind of tired.

I've only got two slices of pizza left. Well, that's not enough. No, not enough at all. Absolutely. So, what do we have in the house? Potato waffles? Yeah. And this bacon that is...

Just one? Well, I only wanted one because pizza's full of a lot of carbs, you know? So I wanted to... Just the one potato waffle for me, thanks. um so you got an oven tray out and cooked one potato waffle well no because my multiple people in the house had potato waffles but i only had one of the potato waffles that's that's more reasonable but when um so recently i i went to see my grandma my grandmother and by her house is the best butcher in the entirety of the UK like no joke just any old butcher then no no this this guy is different. He is an obscenely good butcher

so walk into the butcher how many bacon brashers do I want? You know what? 16. Yeah. Yeah, so we got a lot of bacon. So anyway, my dinner ended up being two slices of pizza, potato waffle

and one piece, one giant piece of bacon. Yeah, I feel like that story went on for so long I forgot what the original like, in point was. What was the point in the end? Just your unique meal. Yeah, just the

reason I took a photo of it and we're all looking at it in sort of wonder right now is because, like, how often do you see that? You don't, I've never seen that. You're going to have to send me this gym so I can put it on the screen for the jailings, but... And I would say, do you know what I'd go better of that? Beans. No. Beans were an option.

In fact, there were beans left over. Can I just say? I didn't want. Have you tried my pasta beans yet? No, I'm too scared. No. How are you too scared. I did see a geralding say they tried it and they liked it. Yeah, it's an easy combo. If you've got, if you need to make something instantly, beans and pasta. It's what you need, it's healthy. I feel like pasta's already too much of like a, like it's not a quick meal to me. It is. Well, it's 10 minutes. Yeah.

Beans are like two minutes. Beans are quicker to me. Are you someone where when you make pasta it has to be like of a certain standard? I, yeah, I take my time. Yeah, then I could see it. it taking a long time because if you're making a nice sauce and everything. Yeah. Yeah, you get the chopped tomato. Yeah, but your sauce is your beans.

I suppose. You don't need that. It's just beans and pasta. The most, whatever pasta you've got doesn't even cheese? Do you have cheese? No. Do beans and pasta?

You mean put cheese on it? You see, cheese would have to be there. Well, you can do that. Cheese, adding cheese does not add to how long it takes to make. And I'm just surprised you haven't tried it yet. Because it's a classic. I'm just looking at the jar notes

and I noticed I noted down just two words, huge bumblebee and it triggered a memory. I was like, I was just walking the dogs and was like, bloody fuck that's a bumblebee. It was so large that it was noteworthy enough to note down that I saw it.

But you didn't get a picture or any like, reputation. It was too late. Well, when they're just flying around, bumbling around. I couldn't believe it. I was like, is that even a bumblebee? It's so grotesque. Do you, did it seem almost mammalian? It almost seemed like it was from like a Nickelodeon show or something

What about from the episode of Malcolm in the middle Where the Heisenberg gets terrorised by a B Is that an episode? I don't really remember Malcolm in the middle I don't really? I don't either I grew up watching it constantly Whenever I think of it I want to go Malcolm like Alvin from Malvin in the chipmikes The only thing I remember of that show is there's an episode where they get stuck on a booth and they have a slingshot

and they're like launching slingshot like something over to someone else on that. I actually remember a really good episode where Brian Cranston has like issues with his dad and his dad like won't ever be serious

and every time he tries to be serious his dad who's played by fucking doc from back to the future. Oh really? Keeps like tickling him every time he tries to like get real. It's a pretty funny episode for memory. Mark him in the middle is quite a good shit.

Isn't it where that thing came from? but it's like you look at it yeah yeah yeah for those listening it's that thing where you put it's like the okay sign and if someone sees it you like punch them or whatever do you know I was just thinking no I don't mean thinking do bees make you happy yeah yeah they're a crucial in my garden insect I've got I think it's lavender and bees fucking love lavender yeah so if you go outside at 12 o'clock there's like a hundred fucking bees just doing their work

and that brings genuine happiness to my life because it's just like these things they're just doing their fucking thing and they're working it's a good vibe and when I move out my garden will just be lavender yeah just bee

bee plants yeah just on bee plants but in saying this about the bee and how wonderful bees are I was chilling and a hornet flew in oh fuck I was just relaxed

I was having a good time getting ready for bed or something in comes this hornet throw the window, just came flying in. Was it like going to attack? Was it flying into cause chaos? Well, again, it was about the same size as that bumblebee I saw. Some hornets can be...

So you saw a bumblebee that big? It was bigger. Bigger than a hornet? It was bigger than a hornet? I'm not shitting you. I'm not fucking shitting you. It was so ridiculous. Why else would I have noted this down, Jim?

It's too fucking specific. Was it like B. Mario from... Mary Galaxy. Yeah. It was that plump. It was like the B from the end of the Mario Galaxy level, you know? Yeah, yeah. You've got a crawl on it while it's going.

Weirdly sexual, that level. Yeah. I don't know what Nintendo was thinking of that one. Weirdly, really good, that level. Probably spawned a bunch of weird fetishes in, like, young kids. Yeah, definitely has. It definitely has. Yeah, absolutely. 100% no doubt.

No doubt. It can all be traced back to, like, what you can see. as a kid though that's literally how they work yeah there is a starting point and it's just what things you watch as a kid like you know Pokemon you know there's what's yours then what did you watch at top gear what cut do you want to fuck cars

no I can't remember what I watched it short guys he went to speaking of Richard Hammond I found that fucking book the other day really the Richard Hammond book yeah I can't remember where I put it in the bin I hope no that's I'm not getting it no don't remember I just found

it on a bench randomly and I was walking argue No it... Someone had left it Stuff like that It's legendary It's destiny Like I don't know

How you can say It's anything but A divine Intervention It's just If all things It had to be Richard Tammond

It was originally a meme In our group anyway Yeah Yeah Well yeah I have heard before That I guess It's a thing

Some people do When they've Read a book They just put it on a bench Yeah I think that's quite a cool idea Yeah

Because I I'm asking it on to someone else you might read it. Yeah, are you really going to re-read the Richard Hammond biography again and again? Why do you need to keep all these books you've read? Just keep them in a library so you look like you're smart. Unless they're absolutely legendary, like, you know, Ninja's book or something like that. Like a teenage mutant ninja turtle? Oh, the KSI book or one of the Shane Dawson ones, they're pretty sick, actually.

I wouldn't leave those on a bench. I'd put them framed, actually, in the jar background if I had one. P.O. Box, if any wants to send us the KSI. book. Yeah, speaking of um, KSI books what did you do about this Hornet? I'm actually really impressed

with myself because I like I stayed calm first of all that's number one. So you're already doing better than I would have done? Yeah, because it was already like I have the deal with this now where I just let it fuck me basically. Why'd it fuck you?

If you leave it alone, it's not going to do anything. It could have killed him. why him in particular well because they didn't fly into your room did it but it wouldn't have killed me what would have done if it had flown into your room but yeah the window was open just a little smidgen so I had to like whip over and get the window open

because I could tell it was trying to get out again because it wasn't pleased being in the room probably because I had a candle going so it didn't like the smell or whatever you know but yeah I just like grabbed a piece of paper and just kind of was like gently directing it out the window and then it flew away

and I was like that yeah that's a good a good story yeah that is a good end when's the last time you got stung by a bug never you've never been stung I've never had issues of them I just as soon as I see one I just ignore it and it's fine

it leaves me about that is the trick if you treat it as though it's got like if you don't all get stressy and panicky you probably won't be stung you just leave it alone let it do it its thing.

It's never gone wrong. Are you just counting bees and wasps? What about like mosquitoes? Mosquitoes. I've... I've never even noticed them. They might be around me, but I don't know. Well, yeah, around here in the country, we have these...

They're the most nauseating fucking things. These fucking horseflies. They are... They're terrible, because they bite you and you just start fucking bleeding quite badly. You feel the bite. So they're that strong or it's that tier of insect, you know, where you can feel them bite you and then by the time

they've done that it's too late they really injected all the shit that was around they're disgusting little what do they even have yeah what do they have they pus up don't they they get like all pussy and like phil well yeah they call horse flies because I guess they drink livestock blood so they have to yeah horse fly

so do you well I've been bitten I've been bitten my horse bite floor but as soon as you do it just get a needle with vinegar boom fixed instantly no issue unless you're allergic to it like i am in which case it just swells up and just goes ridiculous i've had them on my leg before and it just swells up they are not pleasant though i've never been bitten by a horsefly but i have been stung by wasps and bees and i remember being a little kid and getting stung by a bee and it's still being in my arm

and my mum was like did you know you've basically just killed a bee God Mum That is so typical of your mum It's done this to me That always annoyed me about bees Where it's like Why did it have to be bees

The ones that have to Yeah Cipicoy When they go for you But it's not true though They can actually get out Yeah it's just Isn't it something to do with like

Human skin And it gets like stuck Yeah Yeah It just rips that Well yeah Their stinger is designed For like other bugs

And I don't know But if they do pin you they're still there. If they'll spin around in circles and on the stop and then they will just fly off. Fine. Absolutely fine. Really interesting videos about it.

Yeah. I'd recommend watching. The bug world is a... Scary one. A disturbing one. Like, you see what these prang mantis get up to and just the horrors they have and what they're capable of

on their little micro level. I don't like the fact that they don't take full damage. That's one thing that really bothers me. Well, rats don't... so if I threw a rat off a skyscraper it would be right no I was gonna say that was a rat's terminal velocity well that's that's the thing I the thing like a small mammal is gonna have weaker bones

than he can't so you think what like a hamster too big drop it off the Eiffel state I mean I'm not certain but they seem small enough enough that you could like go on a halo jump with a rat and the rat will just land and like a halo jump

with all different animals just to see which ones would be alright well I mean they die of like lack of oxygen well no you put you suit them up with a little

well tune by Halo jump oh Halo jump is in high altitude I thought you think I was thinking halo's in Halo halo halo no we can talk about

halo if you want bro but you know oh no what we've got to talk about that is it shit and the new one's going to be shit Yeah, we can briefly throw that out there, I suppose A Halo Infinite

Which is a game we keep talking about Is what it's trying to be. Well, the recent drama as of recording this is that they're like They're showing off these different skins or something Like I can't... Shaders, sorry, yeah, yeah, that's the fuck I can't keep up with like all this

All this shit Lingo Especially because I was talking to Rubin in the group chat earlier saying how in destiny the battle pass is called a season pass and how just fuck that is because a season pass has been a thing

Yeah because normally a battle pass has a season No but that makes sense A battle pass should be called a season pass Because it's for a season Yeah it makes sense But the problem is the nomenclature has not been Set that way So now it's just really confusing

I wouldn't mind them called it being called season passes though Yeah but everything would have to be Would have to call it now we're fucked Because now a season pass doesn't mean what it means anymore, I guess. But we also have a battle... Anyway, that doesn't matter. That's irrelevant.

I guess the new... It's the fear we've all had and joked about where, like, this new halo game, I guess, is just going to be destiny. Yes. Yeah. But every game that copies destiny doesn't copy Destiny 2 as of right now.

Yeah, they don't copy it when it's good. It copies Destiny 1 when it was at its worst. Yeah. Like, we've barely talked about that Avengers game. We talked about it a bit before it came out. And how shit it looked. then it came out and surprise surprise it was shit and was like torn between being this weird destiny game and just being a normal like single player yeah which is what destiny one was sort of yeah um they seem to put more effort into the single player of that Avengers game it like that's their skill set as like a dev team is the single player games yeah why would you take the people that made Tomb Raider and make them yeah that's the thing the foundation with with destiny is that has the that gunplay it has the like fun sandbox and really over the years of playing all these like

rip off like destiny copies your fallout 76 is your you know your avengers and stuff like that is 76 a fallout copy uh destiny copy yeah yeah i think it is i think it absolutely it's a survival game i wouldn't say it's not a destiny copy it's a copy of like just fucking worst um i i i guess more so the kind of structure of the way there's basically like no content but with like There's no content in survival games there. No, but in 76, there's, like, quests and stuff. Was there at first, though? Stat, like, progression.

But my point was, like, just the minute-to-minute gameplay in Destiny carries it. Yeah. Even then. No, it definitely does feel way more, like, polished and clean and sharp compared to, like, some bullshit, like, 76, Revengers. But, again, not relevant. Shaders. Shaders in Halo.

It just feels like every... The optics for Halo Infinite are... so bad they're so bad like every time they reveal more information about it it seems to be like oh so you're going down that it sounds worse and worse and it's like how out of all your franchises

why would you not try and make that one just be like let's not fuck just take one thing from Sony like they are making single player games that have no bullshit well now they're even because they're doing that like this goes to Tsushima

they've added in destiny to it basically yeah for like a free update yeah it's just like co-op missions and a co-op survival mode but in the context of goes to sushi but it never looks bad because it's like no matter what you still had that single player yeah you still had that story mode and it's just an added thing it's like we didn't get annoyed at red dead online when it first came out and how bare bones that was yeah yeah because you always have that you're paying for the main thing which is the single player yeah that's all it takes like Halo just needs to choose what the fuck it wants.

No, but that's the thing. It's stuck. It can't because, you know, Halo's known. It's not known for a story. It's known for the Halo 2 MLG community. It's known for multiplayer. No, the campaigns are beloved. It's known for them both, equally.

There's people who care about Halo for the multiplayer. There's people who care about Halo for the story. You can't manage the two. You cannot, in this day and manage the two. You can't. You just make a good game. Yeah, no, they're just two reactionary as a studio to actually double down on um what made the franchise what it was like like these doom games like surprise surprise going back

with like these philosophies and modernizing it in a clever way that makes sense for the franchise it's not modernizing it in terms of give it a battle royale yeah give it sprint oh doom would be good if it was destiny wouldn't it yeah if there was just like infinite things to grind for yeah i don't know but i i said this when the when the first announced you need to let it die You need to give up hope on Halo Because it's proving every day that you should But you're still holding on You just need to let it go

Because it's still in that weird state where it's like They're not controlling the messaging very well And they clearly don't know how to talk about the game very well At this point Yeah but again I don't think They know what they want the game to be All they want is for it to be successful Which means cram it full of micro-transactions

Cram it full of battle passes Cram it full of shit that makes money like it's not about making a good game to Microsoft that's what they keep fucking up with but it's also like the direction of the campaign like does it have to be like an open world missions in the map thing like yeah again I think that's a misstep

again but again though it's like you can subdue the fears of people if you actually like explain what your game is a bit more and like what the fuck is going on because no but like you look at Halo 1 and um silent cartographer right that that is just a huge map so like you can design levels like that but

the problem comes when you're trying to do it in a destiny way where you're basically designing one big map and then within that map is levels but then it means like why why do I want to be in this map apart from to play those levels so why are they not just separate things yeah and I honestly think that's a problem in destiny too the weird way yeah the maps just feel like they don't feel like maps or places to me

they feel like just these weird like rings that you go like amusement parks or something yeah yeah yeah oh well I'll still play the new destiny thing I think they're just trying to be destiny is basically what they're trying to do before we go on to the next segment of the cast

I see you've written it down as well but I really want to talk about Tom Holland as ah yes I'm talking about video games late so yeah Tom Holland posted on Instagram the first, I guess, it's not a shot, it's like a character pose thing

for the marketing kind of bullshit for that uncharted movie. I think it is more of a shot. It's actually a shot from the movie. Yeah, because you can tell it's in a set. It's not like edited at all. It's just a picture of a set with him on. I think it's more just like just a picture.

Okay. Yeah, I haven't looked at it since this morning, so. So what, you're a fan, bro? You hyped? Well, I think it's a bad idea to begin with and then to cast Tom Holland I think is even sillier it feels like a knee jerk reaction

okay this guy is a popular actor now because of Spider-Man yeah that does he's got like it's from just the film he's got brown hair he can be Nathan Drake was already like just mocked for being the most generic character and the meme on Twitter at the moment is

people saying oh this character should be played by Tom Holland. This character should be played by Tom Holland. Oh, right, yeah. It's like... See, I saw him in a movie that wasn't like a Marvel movie or something like that. Yeah, the devil all the time. Yeah, and I really like seeing him doing something different, you know, it wasn't like that. But the thing is, what, Nathan Drake is just less interesting Spider-Man. Like, he's just a quipping superhero. I mean, with the quips, he's more like, um... he's just fucking Indiana Jones a bit worse

I don't yeah yeah he I don't think Nathan Drake is an interesting character no he's only interesting he was great for a video game to be like just Indiana Jones like they're just channeling Indiana Jones and that pulpy storytelling that was like the whole point I just like I just don't get this thing of like

these games that are inspired by the way movies work but then they're making movies based on these games that were inspired by movies yeah it's like gone full circle and if if your game is based off of a move off of just movies in general and then you make a movie out of that it's just going to be the reason it's good is because it's like an expanded interactable version well yeah it's like an integration of two mediums

that's what the unshited series is like you're playing playing a National Treasure movie or something. Dude, I'm going to say something fucked up. Yeah, shoot. Do you know who I think would be a better fit for Nathan Drake? Who? Nicholas Cage? Ryan Reynolds.

Fuck. I can't agree with you, bro. I know, I, he would be. He would be better than Tom Holland in every sense. I feel like, well, it depends. Is that, is he young, Nathan Drake, Tom Holland? Supposed to be. I guess.

But I don't think that really means. matters. Ryan Reynolds too old, bro. And he's Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, but Tom Holland is Tom Holland. Yeah.

He's Spider-Man. When I think of Tom Holland, I think of his likable performances as a movie style. When I think of Ryan Reynolds, I think of obnoxious, like, comedies that I don't find fun. But when you play on Chartered, when you see Nathan Drake and hear him talking, he's supposed to be like charming and awesome, not

Deadpool. And who played Deadpool in the Deadpool game? uh that that guy nola north nola north and who played nathan drake nathan drake but is nola north like channeling ryan rannels for his performance in uncharted i think you mean i i think the type of humor that is nathan drake is the type of humor that is ryan rome yeah no i'm in full agreement there i just think to be fair i can't really remember the uncharted games that well i just think nolan north is a better actor than ryan ronalds it's a bad idea to begin with to make sure we're just saying Wrote up by the same guy who did Venom. Is that true? Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah, this movie's going to be trash.

It's going to be fucking awful. It's a movie I want to go and see. Yeah, we need to see it. It's going to have, when the trailer drops, is it going to have one of those, like, well, there's like something happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like a big action scene, like, replicating the set pieces.

It would be, like, falling out of a plane or something, like an Uncharted 3. Basically, how Uncharted games start. You're starting hanging off a train in the middle of the fucking mountains. The thing is, if there was, like, a particular filmmaker that was, like, really good and really inspired to make it, I could see it working, but it would have to be such good filmmakers, though, and with, like, a really good script and shit, and I just don't think this project has it. Again, like you said, it's a game that's ripping off Indiana Jones, and now it's being made into a movie,

and this movie is not going to be better than any of the Indiana Jones movies other than maybe Crystal Skull. Richard Schia Leboothel. I reckon it would be about Crystal Sculptia. Yeah. Yeah, I think you're right. But it won't be as well directed, though. No, it won't. Yeah, so, man, it's just...

And it won't have Sharia Booth. Yeah. The shining part of that time movie. Shire La Booth should have played Nathan Drake. I'm just not even going to... I did actually think that. I was going to make that joke before. They should have made it so Indiana Jones's son is Nathan Drake.

That's what... they should have done. And you know, I keep thinking about now as well on the, like, naughty dog lines. Remember all this chat about the HBO Last of Us show? Yeah. And that was before The Last Plus 2 came out. So now I'm like, is that still going ahead? Like, people are so anti-Last of Us now and they're so, like, done with it.

Well, you know, I'm speaking broadly just in terms of like the reaction to it. It seems so split. I don't know. For me, it really took out any, like, umph behind that because I didn't even really see the part of it to begin with I didn't really if I wanted a sequel to The Last of Us

I wanted to be like new characters completely new story um but the HBO show is supposedly just about Joel and Ellie and just be telling the story and it's just like straight up confirmed it's happening but we know what what's gonna happen then yeah are they just gonna make the

yeah it's weird it's like um he's trying to introduce the story to normies, basically. Well, that's the thing is, it's, it's like they're treating video games as if they're comic book tier, and like the way they've adapted comic books into film. But I don't think video games are of the same, or at the same level. I think they're way bigger. I think, I think they're much harder to adapt into, especially movies.

Not only that, but like, somebody that's interested in The Last of Us TV show will be interested in it because of the game or because they can market it as like the new zombie show that isn't The Walking Dead I guess Yeah that's a very good point But aren't we past the zombies phase

We are getting there No I'm pretty sure we are Well yeah I'm pretty sick of zombies And that kind of shit but What last zombies thing came out of those good? Days gone Exactly Even Fortnite

You just remember Fortnite was a zombies game Don't forget that. It was a zombie's game. God, you're not even wrong, yeah. Yeah, it's true. And the zombies part still looks like the best part of that game.

No, I think The Last of Us is, like, the weakest aspect of it is its reliance on zombie apocalypse shit. It's so played out and fucking boring. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. I can't be doing it no more.

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Did they? What did they change? It's like a couple minutes longer No way There's a whole intro and outro thing. Oh, damn. It's really good. Ah! Stop touching my legs! Stop not touching mine.

Nobody's allowed to touch my legs. They're sacred. For the gods. But what's the point of leg day if you won't even let your bros have a good feel, you know? Yeah, if you won't even let us just figure out how much muscle potential is there. I haven't got much muscle. Welcome to the second half of the jar cast where we head over to the Reddit suggestion thread

and answer and we talk about like great things like um grape things like uh I said grape like if we're

Markiplier if we're exes your question if we're if we're woo what

when you see someone who's got bags what is your bags under their eyes yeah what is your thought what is your go-to um mine's get to the

bathroom as quickly as possible and Yeah, normally I just think What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, that is a good thought Because I've basically got permanent bags at this point Because I've got bad genes Where if my family gets bags

They just don't ever leave And I've had these forever And I'm just stuck with having bags I don't know, my mumma Do you, uh How do you fight bags under your eyes Aside from the obvious of, you know, getting ample sleep? Um

I get ample sleep, though, so the thing Stem cells inject stem cells under your eyes No, drink it straight out the baby Oh Yeah yeah You're supposed to like moisturise your eyes and stuff Possibly

I put some moisturiser there Do you moisturise your face Every shower Yeah of course Otherwise your face goes like Like if you smile You feel like the tightness of your face Yeah

No we don't use Botox No we don't We do not use Botox We just look the way we look Maybe by jar 3,000 Jail 3,000 will all be fucking newtons by then, but I'm gonna get Botox so I just have

I'm gonna get hair transplant on my entire body so I look like Bigfoot That's kind of a sick idea I get um You get a Shane Dawson doc made on you Yeah? And use that as a way to fuck Keep this fucking under wraps

Let's, I'm gonna edit that out, don't worry about that Can you get surgery to like um Make one of your toes Like shorter because I've got that weird fucking thing where you know the toe next your big toe it's like a bit it's a bit longer than the big toe that means you're more feminine problem I've got those two that are like join together yeah but that's because I'm like webbing yeah yeah that's you that's useful though yeah for

swimming yeah so I could go a retriever with their little web feet yeah but no I'm just a freak with really long toes no they If we reach 50K on Patreon I will suck on James's toe until he comes That's quite the So I have to come

So the sucking toes isn't enough I have to come Well I mean I've got to do it until you come So Just quickly massage his back in your nerve Yeah that's a quick way Samana Boney's going to start us off reposts because this is important

Bonfire Night is fast approaching with this in mind will you be following up your promise in 199A and sending Bardona up the right way so for those who don't know we have this creepy fucking story

about this weird toy called Bardana you try to launch her into space and it didn't work it's already been on a firework once hence it's a kind of deformed look but I don't remember

making this promise that we were gonna actually I kind of do now I'm saying that. I just remember talking about Bardona. No, we did. You said it's going to happen. In the spelling of this Reddit post, they put B-A-R-Donna. Yeah, B-A-Donna.

No, that's not bad. That's like bar. That's bar. We're at the bar. At the bar, Donna. Like, Donner-meet. No, it's supposed to be B-A, like M-A, Madonna. Like B-A. Because it's a sheep that is Madonna. What used to be?

Well, yeah, now what fuck knows what it. is now. Because you made this promise because I literally spent my time looking at what fireworks to buy. I went through all of the firework videos to find the best the best one. I would do it except I know for a fact. It will go one. One of us

would die. That's reasons to do it. It'll be the end of one of us or argue or something. One of us dying trying to send it Pardona into space is fucking funny. Imagine on the fucking Yeah, on the team stand Yeah, if I'm going to die I want it to be for something like that

So we will do it We might just be like old By the time we're doing it No, we're doing it next week It has happened I've looked up fireworks And I found what ones you can get illegally They're like really big

So we're going to use one of those ones Well we're not going to do it illegally are we If at all even So I've got no I'm too occupied But Halloween right now To think about fucking

Bonfire night That upset Who even gives the shit about Bonfire Night? It's not a thing in England In England Day Well is that it's It is Yeah

That's the only place It is a thing right Hey fuck for a will Where is Guy Forks from I thought Fuck me I thought some other countries Like lighting fires on this one day

And just launching fireworks And just chilling That just seems like a thing people do on that day I didn't consider that it was a UK specific The only fire I'm going to be lighting on that night is my crack pipe What's the What's the like event we're missing then in the UK

Whereas like I'm imagining like There's loads It depends on what country we're missing it from Because every country is the own thing There's got to be like a really sick one though That we're missing out on The plastic hammer holiday in Portugal The plastic hammer

The whole thing is you've worn one of those plastic hammers and you just hit people on the head of them. That's one of the whole... There is the... I think it's a local thing around here. They're like cheese rolling where there's just... I was watching videos of it literally on the car. Cheese? It's in like a cheese place.

Like one of those names you associate with cheese is like West of... There's like a hill, like a ridiculously steep hill and you roll cheese down. Yeah. The cheese. People like 20 people die. People do get fucked up because it's a fucking steep hill. Well, yeah. it's a really steep hill and they chase cheese down it

and fucking die again, if I'm gonna die. Would that be worth it? Yes, yes. Fucked. I did. Do you doing the cheese run? Imagine if, like, you just did the most legendary cheese roll and you died there and everyone's like that. And it was literally like a cartoon where you like

got caught up the roll. Because you do because that's collecting cheese. You've got to, you like to do it, you literally have to sprint head first and you literally, because it's like that, you're going to fucking stack it. So you're literally rolling after this cheese. I reckon you'd be good at that, James, because there was that time James sprinted full speed down a really steep hill, did like a front flip by accident and just kept going.

Fuck, I've forgotten about that. He just did like an army combat role and just fucking zoomed on forwards. It was mental. I would like to try it, because you actually get the cheese at the end. You actually get the cheese. Yeah, yeah. JAR Media goes to the cheese rolling championship. Three dead at JAR Media cheese rolling.

All of charge. guys we got a we got one from pit on face we got to talk about sorry for the cringe question but it has to be asked when the fuck is rubin coming back whenever he wants well yeah uh with covid and everything it is a bit like how far across the country can you travel for this sort of thing yeah especially if the the tier lockdowns at the moment yeah that's what i was going to say because

around this time of year is normally when reuben would come for a couple episodes or just for the Christmas period because he's living in or like greater London or whatever around London um yeah COVID's kind of fucked all of that um we can still do things over discord and stuff like that uh but we we tried that before with like one person on discord the other it just doesn't work with that or back then it was Skype so yeah it's just kind of a reality of the situation where you don't really know what to do about that yeah I mean yeah yeah hopefully there's like some extra thing we can do and

all the most like uh i was thinking today um when i play like this new destiny expansion and stuff we should probably do like a video with him on jar and anything like you know related to the stuff we know he likes and that kind of shit otherwise i'm not really sure about the full cast for yeah until and lord knows when it will be until all these restrictions are lifted. Yeah, I heard a thing today. Whereas like, yeah, we're probably still going to be wearing masks and social distancing in 2020.

Well, yeah, I watched a thing on like the average time it takes for a vaccine to be made. Like a vaccine from scratch to be made from a virus. How long do you think it is? It's a stupidly long time. from like the very beginning to the end. From starting to develop a vaccine for something until the end, which is what we've had to do because...

I would say, like, on average. Yeah. Is it like five years? It is, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And because of the fact that this is a pandemic and not something that's only affecting one area,

it should be much less than that because pretty much every country in the world is working. So much resource. All this testing. whereas if it was one country it'll be the population of this country being tested it's all these different countries testing all their people

until we get this thing sorted so five years might be taken down to 2.5 but that is still well 2022 I don't know what the latest is but washer have put one into place where they're actually vaccinating people are they actually happen

I saw the one coming out of Oxford here is quite promising yes well the thing is there vaccinating people but it's it's not a confirmed vaccine until it's been tested on a lot of people and then these people need to have come into contact for sure with the virus but they're doing they're doing this in wussia they skipped all of the testing phase and actually just giving it to people and loads of that essentially is what the testing phase is but they're not doing that here they're literally testing it behind closed door in wussia they're just giving it to people I'm pretty

sure because loads of people were like that's not how you do it but then it's like it'll come out, they're doing all the tests and they'll passing all of them. I guess it's just like... Well, the danger with that is that what if you're just giving somebody a virus? If you don't have the proper testing, then you do not know what you're putting into

people. Well, yeah, you can't mass produce a product that you inject into people's bloodstream and not have it... But let's be real. Well, yeah, it needs... You need to know for sure that there aren't downsides and it does what it says on the tin. It's a complex.

fucking just subject because it's just so fucking advanced so the second Rubin finally develops this vaccine he'll be heading straight back I assume Milliebom says Hey JAR quick one here

I like the new set personally but a lot of people don't it seems My question is given people don't like it would that ever have made you change it back to the old set i.e how much of Jarre is the product of what the audience wants to see

and how much of it is fully what you mad lads just want to do best Tom Millen 100% of it we don't go back we can't go back no but at the same time it's like a balancing act of the two

you know you want to you want to give people what they want to a certain extent but you need to consider yourself but not only no but I'm never like fully happy and fulfilled with the most I always see that things can be improved yeah actually yeah it's the same way I am you want you want improvement you want to see things old this thing can be changed so you do

change it but that's my point like you're taking into consideration what people do like and what people don't like the the fact is we are never going back to the other room no it's not possible it's not actually physically possible now whether the set changes and we're on different we're in a different seating arrangement with a different structure that may be but we're not changing the room back no because that's explained all that last

well yeah the truth about but I'd also say if you developed a new set and then backtracked it's it's spineless yeah it shows like you've got no real like commitment to your own ideas yeah well I remember um I think it was comedians in cars getting coffee and Jerry Seinfeld said like the you show

shouldn't always just do what the people want. Yeah. Because then what's the point? Then they could just be you. Mm-hmm. You know? It's much more of a give-and-take type thing. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Groove Boy has one. Hey JAR. After the recent polar bear versus guerrillo episode, I felt the need to ask my own hypothetical for the cast. I've designed this question with the only purpose being to cause argument for the rest of your life.

No, it would happen. Sorry, for the rest of your life, would you rather pee chains or pee stomach acid? Chains, as in... They didn't specify the side of the change, so... Chains, sorry, so... Chain? Like a bicycle chain. Yeah, I'm picturing just like a chain.

Like a... Link's, metal... You know, like Bain from Batman, he's probably got some chains on his hands. Yeah, okay, physical chain. Mm-hmm. Does he not? I imagine Bain just like breaking out of prison and he's got his... I don't know, bro.

Maybe in, like, the Arkham games. See, this is a weird thing. This is a weird thing, because I have the very real experience of how painful stomach acid is. Well, pissing it. Well, vomiting it up severely to the extent when it's just pure.

Oh, you're that only person that's vomited ever. Well, okay, I don't think people have... Well, anyone with hair con gushers, because you just puke for literal hours and on stop. But you're... Dry heaving. You're puking up stomach acid. No, that's...

I'm going to disagree with you. I've never puked normally and had stomach acid. I've only had stomach acid. No, that is what puke is. You're vomiting up the contents of your stomach. Yeah, but I'm talking literally pure acid, literally just like little jibbles of acid. No, but the difference there is that it's coming

out your mouth and you've got a lot more that's like dry heaving. Yeah, but that's your throat is sensitive, right? So your cock is also sensitive so if you're pissing that, it would be somewhat on the similar sensation. Peeing acid, I feel like, it's just a no-go. I'm pissing a solid isn't

No but pissing they didn't say the size of the chains So I'm taking that to be like It could just be microscopic chains for all I know Right so it's basically a liquid If you're pissing liquid chains You're fucking tearing your cock apart As opposed to pissing out acid Not if it's literally like microchains

Well it's not a chain then is it It's not a chain It is No No by chain you mean a chain There's some pretty small chain out there go on look at like a kid's bicycle their chains are tiny if you're pissing that that's gonna how can you passing millions of kidney stones every time yeah well

that's the thing I don't know what how sensitive the inside of my penis feels incredibly sensitive in what is it yes how do you know have you the pain of a kidney stone is put I don't know I just know but that's because you're pushing something through like the kidney stone is bigger than the urethras so it's... Yeah, but no, but that's what you're going to be doing that of a chain every time you pierce. Well, no, not if the chain is

really... No, you can't, no, you're, you're talking about a chast... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is the fault of the question, this is not my fault, this is the fault, this is the question, not specifying. They did say it was designed to cause an argument. The size of the chain. If, why would you compare stomach acid, which is going to fuck your cock up to a chain that can be so small, it's a liquid, it'll piss out normally? They're not fucking equal. They've got to be equal.

I've added that caveat because they didn't specify about the tiny chains. How do you know stomach acid would fuck your cock up? Because it fucks your throat up when you're vomiting it up so it's going to fuck your cock up. Yeah, but throat isn't designed to have piss shot out of it. It's not designed to have puke-f. It's not designed to have stomach acid pissed out of it either, is it?

No, it is designed to vomit. That's why we are capable of vomiting. That's why birds blow up when you give them by carbonate soda. Do you know people, don't say that. That animal that like can't... Isn't it horses? They like can't vomit or something so they just die. Yeah, I think so.

I think that's true because somebody I used to work with, their partner, had a horse that died because they ate some... Some, just like plant that was a... That seems like such a huge... Evolutionary blunder. Yeah, which means we are designed to vomit, stomach acid.

No, just... We're designed to vomit so we don't like... You're assuming now that when we vomit is always stomach acid which is not true well there is always stomach acid no but i'm talking pure stomach acid only thing that's coming out your mind is that what this is in this in this question is specified that there is no piss or is it piss with stomach acid in it i'm i'm putting my foot down and saying fuck this question yeah no it's bullshit i know if you want to if you want to cause an argument in jar you're gonna have to make your question a bit more specific here my friend you're gonna have

we can actually disagree and not this like not have a little bickers about what the question actually means. That's just lazy question asking. So, shame on you, Groove boy. Just tell us the size of the chain. Yeah, tell us the size of the chain. Tell us the concentration of the acid, please.

No, but that's different. And then it stops. I want to move on, but he's moving on. The size of the cock would also matter. Because if a change is a certain site? No. Okay, I'm... Please, James, I'll answer this question.

James, this is a question for you from Dick the Head. Question for James. Oh, no. Rank the American... American comedy mums. So, um, because I knew you wouldn't know a lot of them.

I went and got like pictures of them. So you can, that's an insult lad. But, no, you won't know some of these, James. So,

okay, let's go through. Wait, wait, I want to specify rank, rank the American comedy mums on their milfness. Oh, sorry, yeah,

missed that. Oh, we're wanking them on the milfiness. Yeah. This question would have been really difficult if that part was not added. That's why I wanted to write. Okay, so what's the base?

Are you going from a one to ten? No, just in order of which one is the most, milf to the least. No, how about we keep... No, that's why I've got all the pictures. Yeah, no, but let's keep it simple. Yeah. Let's just have it be a yes, no, would you? What, milts?

Okay. Okay, I'm okay. Marge Simpson. Would you? Don't piss me off with this. Yes. Lois Griffin. Uh, no.

Oh. Alex? See, the problem for me is... No, do you know why I say yes on the Marge one? Because one of the Simpsons' episode, her hair was down. Boom. Yeah, they love doing that, like, really making it as hot as possible. But Lois...

No, no. I have no problem with the way she looks. It's that fucking voice. Yeah, that's a good... What, and Marge is all right. Oh, help me. When she's being, like, tender with Homer, it's like, all right. Yeah, I suppose.

Well, there's nothing like Lois, you know? Plah there. you know? Yeah, she's sort of argue, like... Mm-hmm, it's too far. James, this next one's gonna blow you, I've got that mine. So I don't actually know this character's name, but it's... No, it's set it up here, right?

No, no, that was a different one. Yeah, what about this one, James? This is a Cleveland Brown's wife? Yeah, I'll go over yes on that one. Okay, okay, that's fair. What about the mum from American Dad? What are your thoughts on that one? That one is called...

Francine. Um, yeah, sure. Yeah? Yeah. Okay, so all bignesses apart from Lois Griffin so far. Right, we got the Flintstone. Oh, 10 out of 10. I can't remember her name, the one with the ginger one from the Flintstones.

Can I ask when the main character from the B movie is going to show up? No, I would have included that, but she's not a mum for a no. I was just making a joke. And, oh yeah, there's a, what's her name? Beth from Rick and Morty? Wait, hang on. That's a straight no. Straight no to Beth from Rick and Morty.

Okay. Straight no. Okay. And let's end on this one then, James. This is one of most interested. Oh, damn. The mum from the wild thornberries. The wild fawnberries?

That's the thumbnail, by the way. Why does that look like a character from Rugrats? Yeah, it kind of does. is quite a similar style actually. Yeah. Because of the Rugrats is way more like loose.

I remember like the lines being like all over the place in that show. So I go over yes as well. Jesus Christ.

So you turn down Lewis Griffin but you want to fuck the mum from the wild thornberries. Yeah, sure. Well I mean you got a pretty tight waist

that you. Yeah, she's barely wearing clothes to be honest. So we'll just like a puffer jacket. Watch this, so who's number one out of those ones? Who's the one you actually want to marry?

Yeah. That one. The Flintstone's woman? Yeah, God damn. Okay. And then March 2nd. And then Marge second. And then Marge's wife?

What, is she with Cleveland? No, you got a divorce, obviously. She cheated on Cleveland with you. Oh, my God. You see, that's a lot of weight. That's a lot of... That is, that's too heavy, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's definitely too heavy to really consider.

Yeah, because think about this, if Lois Griffin cheated on you, then you might have to fucking chicken fight Peter. What if I was the chicken the whole time? That's actually why he's fighting him, yeah. Oh, that was a good one. Toby Rabbit says, has James tried out the new Call of Duty Beta thoughts? I haven't. I've given up on God.

I haven't touched it. I haven't touched it in... Charlie's take note and in a few months it's going to be... You're going to do this? You're going to do me do? No, it is. No, no, no, no. I can't get Black Ops because it won't run on my PC.

So I won't be able to play it no matter what. But... But if you could play it, you would. Yes, I'd play it if I could. But I'm very deeply sucked in on Fire Emblem at the moment again. Okay. So I'm not going near a card for a while. One World Fair 2 comes out.

Then yeah, I'll get into it. again. God, I can't stand the naming thing. Tiger 1-1-1-1 says, oh, it's another question for James. You keep saying that Tenga is superior to Fleshlight, but why? Actually respectable company. They didn't

sponsor the Joe Rogan podcast and not sponsor us, and then lie on Twitter to their followers that we ignored them. Fleshlight, you ignored us. That's why Tango are better. as simple as that my friend

there's another one for you James actually from a Bjorn Borg X Marmite Question for James I just bought a Mazda 3 sport And I want to start modifying it But I don't know where to start Any cheap and easy suggestions Great choice in car

I highly recommend Depends what you want to move on to Because if you What I did is I bought one of them Then I moved to the MPS, the speed platform which is the same, but has a much faster engine and is faster. I'd recommend suspension parts, coilovers, a bit expensive, but it will change the handling, anti-roll bars,

induction kit, maybe advance the timing, but you can just message me if you want details on that. Yeah, there's a nice car. They're slick. It depends what one it is. If you bought the same one as mine, then yeah, great. It's nicer than yours. The new ones are really nice, but mine's really fast.

Wait, is this a new version of your one? Yes. For real? Yeah, they made them really... Damn. They made them really nice. Oh, that can't look so much better than yours. Oh, thank.

Your one's shit. No. I would want to get... I would get one if I could. I'm stuck in my blue. I like the cars James's had so far. Besides the first one, we all agreed the first one was bad. Yeah.

It only lasted... What was it again? It was a Mazda 6, and it lasted two months before I blew it up, and we know how that went. So you don't like the cars I've had? Um, we do, we do, oh. We didn't even fucking mention that. On the subject of cars, we've got big fucking news. Well, now we can all actually go right here for real.

We can. Jamie has passed his driving test. Bring it in, boys. Bring it in. how does it feel to be a driver um you know on asking first try from from the start of everything it's like you know i'm here right now where am i going to get to what's like how am i going to drive now it's like you know when you're stood at the bottom of mount everest and you're looking up you're like how like this is how i'm going to drive up there this is a little bit silly how am i going to get to the top of that and then you just sort of you know do the government a bit of money

and do a test you just you just shell out more money than you really have and you end up in crippling debt and you can barely even afford to buy one pizza every six months you got a car though you got a car for free you are very lucky but does it feel like there's a weight gone that you're fucking believed it's got it's done this is what we were saying in the other episodes like just get this shit done as soon as possible because the truth is in this modern world

you need to be able to drive yeah if you want to have the opportunities available to you you need to be able to drive so get that shit done and then don't put that pressure on yourself but we've also got to admit first car insurance that's what murders it

well yeah you have your license well no the whole reason I've left it until I'm 23 years old to get a driving license when I could have

I could have done it four years ago but I was just like I knew it was expensive so on my head I was like I don't want to get rid of all this money I have

well yeah this is the money I've earned I want to just keep it I learned how to drive when I was 17 but I didn't bother doing the test tool in my 20s because again I'm just never going to be able to afford this

so what is the point? Yeah but the thing is even if you get it done get a shit car and bite the bullet and start paying for that insurance the sooner you start paying for insurance the sooner it becomes cheaper Yeah but what I should have done is just when I was 17 got my licence and just sat on it

well yeah yeah even then but even if you sat on it you would have still gone clobbered when your first insurance you can't escape the clobber Yeah, just don't wait for that shit. It wouldn't be as bad as a 17-year-old getting insured there. Oh, no. Compared to a 23-year-old.

It does, though. When I first got mine, it wasn't as bad as, like, some of these first-time drivers. It would have been much worse. The thing with insurance is people don't realize is if you buy the car, new people buy, you're getting robbed with an insurance. Go to your housing estate. Look at the old people, buy the car they own, because they'll be really cheap on insurance, because they don't crash. They don't crash, and they don't get involved. in stupid street racing

whatever of your car their cheapest because my cars was a 2.3 does that mean because you drive the type of car you drive that

increases the price no you're getting in all of these for comparison my friend has a sports car like mine

bright orange everywhere they're really common but they're also sporting fast he's had his driving license double the amount

of time with me six years no claims his insurance is still more expensive than mine in my third year because they're everywhere. My car just doesn't... It's high risk, I guess.

Yeah. It's done by risk of how many people crash them. If you buy a car that nobody crashes, it's cheap. Hence why my car's like £500 and it's fucking stupidly fast. So what you do is you buy the cheapest car you can, do the first year, and then buy the fucking old people car because then you've got really cheap insurance. There you go. But Jamie's passed his test and it's all really good and he's going to buy us McDonald's.

that wasn't a deal have you decided on the name for your car yeah what was the pisser you're actually gonna go with that yeah my car is the pisser what were the two options again it was the pisser or fuck what was it

irrelevant because the pisser just wins well yeah the pisser is the best name can I ask why you're naming your cars because it's funny no your previous car had a name no it had a name because it was just blue so we called it blueie it got the nickname name of blue.

Yeah, and what's the one called now? It doesn't have a name. It's just chaos. That car is chaos. It's just like the embodiment of chaos is that car. That's a bit edgy. So your car's called chaos. Should we get a stick in?

No, it's not called chaos. It is chaos. Chaos rising. You own that car and you're like the chaos. Yeah. Chaos rising is James's car. The piss of the beast and chaos rising. I don't think that works.

That's actually Oh, James, your car's chaos rising It works with what the cars are as well Your car The pisser The Beast and mine Fuck You'll have to put some nice pictures of the pisser up on

Instagram or something Jim I can take some beauty shots of it The first time I take it out Like we're all going out Yeah, we are To make these We have to And it will be a photo session

upon that day but until then like I don't want to get and like sit by my car and we're this is the pisser everybody

yeah no we got we create the iconic image because when I got my I got the Chaos Rising I posted I posted on my own account I count like saying

shit James just got his first car so far so we need to do it with me in Yorker Chaos Rising is such a funny name for James's cat Yeah, it is.

I think that's a good name for the curse as well. Chaos Rising. Gravity hurts. Everything's falling apart. Apart. Oh, fuck. Let's do a couple more. Yeah, we'll do that one.

Don't worry. Oh, thank you. Let's do two more. Let's do a nice one, then one that will just cause an argument. Mama to the electric bug. says, hey, jar, so the jar boys have done it again. So me and my girlfriend started dating nearly a year ago

and I had to think, should I show her a jar? So I did because we dated in lockdown and had to use an app to watch YouTube together. How could you date in lockdown when you date you started dating a year ago? Oh, they meant like I guess just spending time to going on dates.

You fucked up there, didn't you lad? Yeah, you just revealed the dark truth once she watches this, it's all over for you, my friend. And I decided to put on the role play computation I think they meant compilation

compilation yeah at first she seemed skeptical but soon was laughing away next we watched the mother effing grommet episode and she enjoyed it all that's a good one anyway now whenever we need

some background noise while going to sleep or chatting we throw on the jar pos deck imagine falling asleep to us while getting to sleep cheers jar for being suck pussy magnets Yeah, no, we should Chances are just on sheer statistics There's someone asleep listening to this episode right now

Should we do a jump scare? Do you do a jump scare? No, just like give them a nightmare You're dreaming of naughty things Evil things You're dreaming of scary things Yeah, it's almost Halloween I like the word naughty but it does have

the sexual connotation. Yeah, no, when, if you're, if, if you're gonna have a naughty tune, you make, you're waking up with a bit of wood. A bit? Mm. A bit of wood. Have you actually read into that whole, like, that, that whole theory, but everyone's seen this man? You're gonna have to elaborate, right? Where, there's just, this, some, I think this Italian guy, like, did this, this, he took, like, uh, stuff from loads of people having nightmares and they could all, they all could identify this man.

Like in that Stephen King's story You know that guy Like comes when you're frozen in bed And he's like Oh the moonlight man Yeah No this is just a man Everyone's seen this man

They just seen him in his dream In your dreams The man, have you seen this man? No So what they put together like an image Yeah if you see this image You just I guess you get the feeling

That you've seen this man Oh it's one of those I haven't seen them How am I supposed to find this image To type in have you seen this man type in have you seen this man and you'll get the image of the man surely it would just be a bunch of like criminals Jeff the killer or something no no it's it's there's there's some

like story behind it but this this guy like took loads of data from loads of people and was just like oh is it this motherfucker right here yeah have you seen this man I've totally not seen this man yeah I've not seen him have seen this guy he looks like him in YouTube thumbnails but that's about it I don't know I make it makes me think it reminds me of like a Thomas the Tank Engine face. It does actually

it's quite Thomas the Tank Engine Yeah I'm gonna have nightmares tonight About that face on Tomic Because as a kid I used to have nightmares about Diesel The Tomic The evil Thomas the Tank Engine

Oh yeah And he's got his like Claw Yeah that's my He's just gonna have the face Of Diesel tonight And that's gonna be my nightmare The villain in the Thomas

The Tank Engine movie Oh yeah Yeah And now I fucking hate diesel With Lady the train Yeah The first female Train

lady. There's that sick scene where she's about to get, like, beating up, but then she actually like turns around and goes and the man doesn't have to help. Really? Wow. If memory serves, that film is actually kind of sick. If memory

serves, Alec Baldwin's in it, so yes. So, I'd just say what films are fucking sick? No, can we talk more about dreams? Because, like... You talk more about Thomas? But, like, dreams. Dream shit is kind of scary. Okay, explain your scary dreams. because you have not lived the nightmares that I have. I'm not talking about just nightmares.

I'm talking about, like, just the idea of, like, us three going to bed tonight. Yeah. In our separate beds. Well, me, maybe. Don't make you to do it. Shush. In our separate beds.

And waking up and then being like, we all go for our Costa coffee like we do every Saturday morning. And we're sitting in Costa and we're like, man, I had this. really weird dream where a this this and this happened and then Alex is like wait a minute I had that same dream

and then James is like hold on guys my dream is the same yeah it was about like diesel from Thomas Stanghampton yeah diesel from Thomas the Tang Engine guys have you seen this guy he had the face of I don't know if you've heard of it but that guy yeah that guy with the big eyebrows you know that one

then you think that would be kind of scary though yeah but I have just the weirdest dreams Like, I just, I can't even remember them that, they're that weird. No, I, I... I have weird dreams I remember. I, my dreams are just bizarre. My dreams take to a new level for obvious reasons. They're, they are out of this world.

No. They're normal. They're not normal. Do not say that to me. Okay, what's your most abnormal dream then? Is it as weird as the... one I said about the crab monster on the beach oh I had loads like that

constant I can't remember them it's easy to say that you need an example I can't because I literally I force myself to forget my dreams you force yourself to forget them even though you can't remember them yeah because I forced myself to forget them

so I don't have any memory of them Jim I just have really bad ones I had like an action dream once um Because I'd recently No, I'd recently watched The Raid 1

Oh, okay But the thing is it was kind of fucked up as well It was like based in an airport In some Asian country Hence like the raid was obviously On my mind And it was just like the fucking craziest action But also really stressful

Yeah, because you were living it Well yeah And I woke up just like Holy shit, not scared or anything, but just like, heart pounding, you know? Because it's like I've just been in this life or death situation. Yeah, dreams are intense. I like those dreams. They're quite intense and it's just like, oh fuck.

But weirdly, all of my dreams recently have just felt undone, just severely will. Like, I can just feel like everything that happens in them. But they're not lucid dreams. I just feel everything. No, that's something I dream of quite a lot. of like me pulling one of my teeth out and I can just feel my tooth coming out and I think this is because

and I know for a fact that I do this I grind my teeth while I sleep Oh really? Yeah you need a guard Sometimes I'll wake up and have like A bit of my tooth that I've chipped off Oh shit. I'm grinding

You need to get a guard Because it actually fucks up your teeth over time Yeah it does You really need to get a guard for that But yeah I don't know why I do that yeah that's probably why I often dream of tooth related thing yeah yeah yeah all right weird okay let's end on this one then from mammoth led 5

who simply says is soup a drink yes elaborate you have two minutes to make your point go but what if it has like a big lumps of potato in it you got to chew well it's like a drink is a liquid with a solid in.

It's like nice, you get nice fish food soup. You get, you get like chunks of shrimp. I feel like canned soup has ruined the idea of soup. Yes. Yeah, that's a good point. But canned soup is healthy. Because you do drink canned soup. Yes. But why do you use a spoon?

Usually because of the heat. Yeah, but you don't use a spoon to drink coffee. But like, you can sip like really hot coffee and... Why would you sip soup? I think saying something is a drink is sort of missing the point. Because you drink something. It's like an active thing.

It's like a doing word. You know? If a smoothie is a drink, then surely soup is a drink. Soup is a drink. No, this is the point I'm making. But I don't think it matters. It's a meal. But a meal doesn't need to be...

like food can be drink you can drink food like if you have chicken and you blend it you just keep on blending it until it's a liquid you can drink it so therefore surely it's a drink yeah no that that therefore food can be drink it can't but not all drinks are food

yeah so you drink soup yeah you do yeah unless it's got the bits where you eat food it as soon as you start chewing then it's no longer a drink It's soup. It's like noodles have just soup juice. What's a drink that you have to chew? What's chicken noodle soup then?

Chicken noodle soup? You eat it. Is it a drink? No, you eat it. It's food. Well, this is what I'm saying. Is it what you've made fresh or one from a can? Because you can probably just drink the one from a can with the tiny little noodle things. Yeah, no, you can. Yeah, but you can just swallow whole, like solids. Yeah.

I'm not saying you should But like So technically anything can be a drink What is the definition of a drink You know what I'm just looking it up So if I If I got a bunch of peas And just swallowed them whole

Without sure Yeah that's what I'm saying Is that drinking peas? Yes because you're not eating them You're drinking them Are mushy peas a drink? No because then you don't drink them out of like a cup Or a bowl

I'd say no I'd say I'd say that I drink Mushy peas are drink Mushy peas are drink aren't a drink. But then if you... They're not a drink. I'm sorry, they're not... Mushy peas.

That's too far. So what is... Drink noun. A liquid that can be swallowed as refreshment or nourishment. So, yeah, soup is a drink. Yeah, soup is drink. But that means peas are a drink.

Well, if they're blended up, they're a drink. Oh no, then they're mushy peas. Then they're a condiment. Fuck, there's... You know, there's people out there who actually just swallow hot dogs. Like, no, no, that's a question. dogs because they don't fucking chew anything they just go

is that just drinking are they just drinking all of their food well that's why you have to get them those bowls that slow down the reason no no because it's not a liquid it says here drink noun

a liquid that can be swallowed as refreshment it needs to be peas aren't peas aren't a liquid there are lots of little solid liquid they are a liquid yeah but that's the same for anything though is a paste a liquid Yes. Because I don't think mushy peas are

They're pastes. They're pastiest fuck They're a paste, right? They're like a Yeah, they're a paste You can swallow paste, so I say it's a liquid Well no, you can swallow No, I mean paste, paste, paste, paste is a drink What about like icing in a bowl? Is that a drink? Yes Well, what type of icing? Like the icing you like pour on top of a cake

Well, no, what? But icing like hardens on top of a cake. Yeah. What icing you on about? What cake? You're going to have to be more specific with desserts, Alex. Well, there's lots of different types of icing. Well, yeah, you got fondant, which is not fucking liquid. What about custard? That's a liquid.

That's a liquid. That's a drink. That is... So custard's just a drink. No, custard is a drink. You can straight up drink custard I have before. When you've got the leftovers in your... But calling custard a drink is kind of fuck. If you can drink something, does that make it a drink?

Yes. Yeah, straight up. no why think of you can drink mushy peas by like just pouring it down your you're you're I think you have the chew peas mushy peas I'd say you have to like if you're if you're dipping like a single chip in a mushy peas what is it then it's a condiment it's a condiment that's that's eating it because you can't deal the shit like this how it's so simple if you can't drink it is it's not this this is where it gets complex because surely peas we can all agree peas are a solid unless they're mushy peas no no just listen peas are a solid yes peas are solid

but they're tiny so you can solid them whole but listen so how do you change a solid into a liquid mush it no squash it is temperature related melt it you melt it you melt it you can melt a melted chocolate drink so no what I'm saying is we agree that peas are a solid. Yes. Therefore, mushy peas are a solid at the same temperature. Yes. Okay, what about melted cheese then?

Is that a drink? Is that a drink? Melty cheese is a liquid, but the light... So it's a drink. No, but it's too hot to drink. Yeah. You can get like a cheese that's kind of, you know, that will seep. Yeah, yeah.

Like camember, the middle bit of a camembert. You can drink that. You should drink that. You could drink that. So Camembert's a drink. I suppose, like, baked Camembert could temporarily be a drink. No. If you want it to be. I reject that because...

No, because it is a... I didn't think you could drink cheese without chewing in some form. No, I think you're wrong. Okay. No, I'm... No, think about a viscous, like, you could drink golden syrup. Yeah, straight up. You can easy drink.

Is that a drink? But you're going to be using your tongue to sort of get that shit, like, down. your gullet right that's what I mean like you're going to be doing that with cheese melted melted camember so so it is a drink yes if it's a liquid if it's a liquid it's a drink that's what I'm latching on to because it says right here it's a liquid that can be swallowed as refreshment or nourishment the active thing in that good drink your fucking melted cheese and come no you're the one that brought up cheese anyway you can drink the cheese

you can drink the cheese you're the one that loves the ideas you can drink the cheese the jar people you get to choose whether you drink the cheese this is up to you this November

do you drink the cheese yes vote take it in your hands it's up to you whether the cheese is drank or chewed

if you swallow a solid pea hole are you drinking it no because it's not liquid if if you turn the peas into a paste

and drink the paste does that turn it into a drink yes you get to decide if you don't chew a pee and just swallow it no because it's not a liquid it's not a liquid it's by definition it's liquid no I don't think pastes are a liquid

because what are you doing when you're chewing a solid to swallow it you're turning it you're turning it into a paste in your mouth so you can swallow it you're turning into a liquid because you're swallowing a liquid. You can say all food is liquid then. No, let's wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What James just said. No, listen, we can't swallow food unless we paste it. Unless it's a peeve. Literally, we can only swallow a paste. Everything's liquid. There are two things that affect the actual... Jamie, if you don't stop, I'm going to paste you tonight. Please stop.

Are you going to stop? You need to understand this. The thing that changed. changes whether something is a solid or a liquid or a gas or whatever is pressure and temperature. Yes. Paste. No, paste has nothing to do with it. You're arguing about paste not being a liquid. So I guess P plus pressure equals mushy.

And you can swallow mushy. No, because you're interpreting pressure in the... In just the... Say what you're going to say, because you're going to say that paste isn't a liquid. Pace is a solid. no if you grind up a solid you get a paste no you're just breaking apart the solid so that it's lots of little solids

it's the same reason like sand and rocks yeah if you drink sand they're both solids it's not liquid exactly why is sand a liquid sand isn't a liquid why is sand not a liquid but mushy peas are in your head

Yeah, but you Mushy peas, there's actually like liquid there's mushy, there's No, no, you're not thinking Sand is sand You can't use sand as a comparison Why, sand is a solid Because there's no liquid in sand

It's a solid But you can drink sand But you're saying Wait, wait, wait Wait, wait, wait, no, you can't But you're saying Why not? Because it's not a liquid

You just said yourself Sand is a solid For a drink To be drank This fox must be a liquid No, but you can drink sand No, you can drink sand. No, you can swallow sand

You cannot drink sand What if it's some Sand mixed with ocean water You know, you just go to the ocean And you fucking You just scoop a cup of it No, you're swallowing sand Using water

Like you don't drink a tablet You swallow a tablet So swallowing a tablet Is not liquid No How the fuck would that make it liquid Just because you're swallowing it It's sand.

No, sand is the same as a tablet. But, shrink. Verb, take a liquid into the mouth and swallow. If you're swallowing a tablet, just because you're swallowing it doesn't make it a drink. What about a cup full of sugar? No, again, apart from the sugar dissolves in your mouth. Becoming? I don't think it does become a...

Well, I guess it becomes like a solution Which you can drink It makes your saliva sugary And then you're drinking the solution You're not drinking Sugar crystals Well, you said sugar, not sand I feel like someone out there's going to have a real problem with this

And be like No, I drink sand everywhere I think they're going to hear what I'm saying And be like, I can't argue with him Because he's right No, they're going to be like, no, the people that actually live near beaches are going to be like Hold it

Look, no What we've discovered through this episode is that if you disagree with me, you are wrong unless you like drinking sugar, salt or sand. Ah! On that note, I think that's it, fellas. We fuck off lead! Can't do this.

Mushi peas aren't a liquid, they're a drink. That's it. You just said they're not a liquid, they're a drink. They're a liquid. No, they... Oh my God. Wishy peas are not a fucking drink. No, because do you know what sand is, James?

What? It's rocks that have been... Yeah, but it doesn't mean it's a liquid. It's not drink. That's what I'm saying. Peas! That's what I'm saying! Peas!

Peas! Ocean slams into rock over and over, making it into loads of little rocks, which is saying... Peas, lots of little solids. We keep on mashing it until it becomes... Lots of little peas.

But what does Wock have in them? Does it have fucking water? When you mush up fucking peas, it's got water in it. So it's got a liquid. So if a solid has a liquid in it. Chicken has water in it. Is that mean you can drink chicken? Yes.

If you mush up. You're so confused between the concept of swallowing and liquid. How the fuck can you be confused by that? used by that. I'm sending this shit off. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. We need to be able to be able to be a lot of because of the people. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So we're going to be able to find that you're going to be able to be. You can't have a very much. And so you're going to be able to be.

You know what? I mean, I've got a whole line to say that you know, you know, about that. You know, and then, you know,

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Thank you. Thank you. Can you look at this? Let's walk in the Mount Everest, guys. Let's track at the Mount Everest, guys. And welcome to Just Eat Reviews, where I by myself review Just Eat. Let me just hop on the app. spice heaven. Let's have a look at their menu.

Tandori roast grill catching my eye. You got the Tandori mixed grill? Chicken tika, lamb tika. Shish kebab and tandoori chicken, marinated with spices and cooked in a clay oven. That to me sounds as good as it gets, really. It doesn't really get much better than... than a mixed grill.

That being said, you're going to need something to go with that. So let's look at the Shaslick. Shaslik, there's only one option under Shaslick being Shaslick. Chicken lamb, king prawn, skewered with onion tomato, Capicam. Capicum baked in a tandori oven.

But it does contain dairy. If you're of vegan leaning, then I wouldn't recommend Shaslich. I just thought of a song, Jim.