JAR Media Posdact - Charlie 'Punching Down' Foof - STING (part 3 of 4)

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

We can't belive the sting saga is almost over :,( https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 09:51 Housekeeping 24:46 r/FNAF is reborn (Again), British Food Post 39:26 Mid Break 43:09 Question Segment: Secret JAR 45:02 Jim & James' IHE 45:41 The Danger of Sting 46:22 James' Car Name List 48:15 Nosy Co-workers 48:45 Rooster Teeth is Done 50:46 Genetic Scientist Writes In 51:55 Frantic JAR Editing 54:18 Being an Adult 1:03:27 Quail Names 1:07:39 That Stupid Friend 1:16:42 Bonus Moment

Do you think the... Speaking of people who serve, the, like, Microsoft Clip? Hi, I'm Microsoft Clopper. I'm here to help you find the best brownie porn you can imagine. The clip, do you think he's coming back? No. Paper clip guy? Yeah.

No, he's... Long gone. He was an alcoholic. He went to AA, sort himself out. He's got a family. He's been banned. He's been banned. He's been banned from Microsoft Studios.

Yeah, no one even knows what paperclip is anymore. I'm so tired of these... Have you actually looked at that... I don't know where it is, it might be Washington, maybe, but it's the Microsoft, like, street where you go on Google Maps and it's like... It's like a whole city and it's like Microsoft Building 10, Microsoft Building 7, Microsoft Building 59. Like Silicon Valley? Yeah, but it's all Microsoft buildings

And you go, you actually drag the guy down And it's just like Microsoft building, Microsoft building It's like, I don't like this This is scary Is it like a mega? It's just like fucking fucking out The Alaskar building But in like a whole city

Like a whole fucking American straight line road city It's gross Well guys I'm going to make a sound for you And you need to guess what that sound is supposed to be What it's supposed to be? I'm going to say it's a dolphin. Well, I've got to do it first, obviously.

Do it? Oh, okay. James's car? No, hold on. This is the sound, okay? Um, a Gears of War finisher. Close. The average noise of the flashlight user.

Very close. Any other guesses? Five, four, three... A different Gizzer War Finisher. Two, one... A different flashlight. Close. Tanger.

What it was, was the noise of the sting. Because this is part three or four of the sting. So I was right. What? So I was kind of right. Mm-hmm. I would say you're kind of up, kind of down, kind of left, kind of right, kind of right, kind of right, kind of right, kind of right. of good this is welcome to today's episode this is the punching down a cast the punching down

episode where we punch down we use our position of authority and power and privilege where's the first place to punch down who's the first group to punch down on hmm who needs a good punching we're like so spoiled for choice in the year 2024 you know we've we've We can pick 90% of the world, really. So you want to go random, like just... Yeah, dartboard at a globe. The world. At spinning globe.

Skateboarders. Just whatever group they happen to be a part of. Just skateboarders, come on. They haven't struggled enough. Bam has. Yeah, Bam has. He did that to himself. Mm.

Very conservative of his. how would you guys if you had to like audioly without using englishly kind of words how would you express a sting with a noise um that movie called to sting that's how you would express the sting way sting you'd put it on like a sting operation now I'm talking about sting you know like a...

That's not a sting. That's like getting stabbed in London. What, how would you do it then? This is the question I'm asking. How do I do a sting? Yeah. Ow! It hurt!

That's pretty good. You can't use words though. Yeah, that's right. See? Closer than I thought, huh? Jim? Um... I associate stings with like little bugs.

So maybe like a... like a bzz no none of that they don't make that sound they don't shank you when they land go they basically do shank you on a microscopic scale they're using like a needle not when you got your vaccination

did it go like up close up close it down dude what do you mean up close you zoom in welcome to episode 342 of the JAR Media episodes.

You know what the sting is this episode? It's not 42. 368? You know. The sting of this episode is that we, this is the first episode where we're going to try and pop, we're going to influence our viewers. We're going to be propaganda artists.

And we're going to try and get them into the Z-bug diet. Oh, way ahead of you, bro. The special jar seasoning. on the cockroach protein cubes that's the new one we do actually have a sponsor

but that's I gotta get to that in the housekeeping saying shut the fuck no seriously shut the fuck up we're not going down

this we're not doing this again we're getting what they called hydro blade that actually sounds real that sounds way too real hydro core blade

solar that was last episodes sponsor So, we got a new one, but we'll get to that shortly, okay. I don't think we even said good afternoon, morning, evening or night. I just did. I did an intro. Oh, right.

I guess anything outside of the rigidity and things just really don't work out for me. Have they ever? Yeah, we can't really handle change as a collective. The change of the collective. No, we can't. We can't handle... It's like I don't even hear like the English language anymore.

I just, I only tune in if it sounds like something that could be a good job title. Yeah. Humans of the collective. Have you ever just listened to the English language though? Yes, it's pretty good. Or any language. Well, yeah, I like languages.

So explain. What about... We're just making noises with our mouths and we're interpreting so much. How incredible is that? Yeah, I agree. The fact I can say footh and everyone just knows exactly.

Yeah, it's like we all have our own independent concept of footh, but when you say it... What's footh? Exactly. Fucking exactly. bro

we gotta reel this back we gotta just calm down for one freaking moment yeah if jams can stop freaking out for a second then yeah I'm getting scared um

before we get too deep into the show yeah gotta shout out the jail media patrons over at the Patreon before we get too deep we're getting way too deep and I'm getting scared I'm trying in water

I'm getting frightened but those patrons to get the patron names read out in the first or second week of each month like we did last episode they make the audio version

of the show possible and they pretty much make it so I can keep my asshole real clean Alex spends all of Patreon money on baby wipes just so that when he does a big shit he can stick it on the end of his finger

and go right in the inside what clean inside a bit right up oh you should always clean the inside no you should never clean the inside oh yeah you want to clean the inside is meant to be poet

no not if you have some back We got to like get the Needle back away from poo With like last poo Why? It's our favourite subject Because you know we got to like It's all reliable

The poo's just got to be a sprinkle How many episodes of the 360 to 380? All of them How many of them do you think Involve the conversation of poo? I would say I'm gonna say a quarter Yeah I would probably say around 30, 35

Around that end Which is horrifying I'd say more Possibly more Like for If it's at 50% I'd probably kill myself Alex did

Alex did a whole episode And fart noises And that shit was funny That was fire Yeah Man Imagine if we were like Rich

Like Hollywood Like industry plant Movie film makers We'd be making Just the Trashest Yeah But it would be in like

We'd beat Adam Sandler. Yeah, we'd be Adam Sandler, like, D.R.P. Level. Yeah. D. AP. What's that? Yeah. And grown-ups, too, he gets, like, his...

Oh. He gets, like, urine shot directly down his esophagus by a deer. That sounds kind of fun. That sounds kind of awesome and funny. Yeah. I mean, it is a pretty epic moment. I'll be real. So, yeah, let's do some housekeeping,

where we round off some of the conversations from the previous week. um by important man stickers um obviously i mentioned the sponsor for this episode if you guys want to get into that what do you reckon james doesn't no i'm not 100% sure i want to get into the sponsor's segment of this show i'd rather go to the content section of the show jim what do you reckon

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You want to know? Yes. I wrote every word of that I promise you bro, I did. I did. You wouldn't find it so funny if you wrote it. No, bro.

I guarantee you Alex, right? that. Yeah. So thanks. Thank you. Thank you, Bippet, nipit. Beat that.

Right. Yeah. Don't really know let's go after that. To the dirty house? Yeah. Falafel Freak says, I might be the only girling

who loves the episodes where Alex rambles on about his travels. Okay. Lose. Yeah. Hung. Thu who says how does Alex feel about the dog name daddy oh no that's no come on please I'd be fine that's no daddy's a um the dog whisperer says he's a Milan's

dog was called daddy um that kind of works but outside of that I wouldn't want that myself what about dadda I think father would be cool the father with dada you can have dadda I'll have the fath or far father, or father-go or something. No, I'll have a rat called Dada. Come on, Dada. You know, there's this fucking fucking video going on the moment, and it's sort of a Watt in New York,

and it's like, this looks like a big rat, and it's like half out of, like, the, in a train station. And then it disappears. The fucking Watt that comes out, it's just the head, and the head is bigger than the entire Watt that was just sucked out. I think I've seen this very video. It's like, oh, my God.

New York rats, they're, I think, They're evolving into like wolves. They're becoming, they are the Voluntide mode. They're actually going that level. Duncan says James, don't act like you don't touch your phone screen with do-do fingeys. Then go on

and lick it later when you see a picture of some tasty bread. Everyone's phone is shit on it. It's like scientifically proven. Crispy Bacon says hey guys the teacher here again long time no see

I never taught the kids anything inappropriate related to jar I just taught them phrases like bear bear and made stupid posters of like Fortnite Jonesy and Dick the Head with actual educational stuff on them I did one art lesson on dibbies but I was relegated to narrative study

and how some characters can be cute and fun but don't actually matter to the story yeah whatever Give us proof your teacher You've actually got to bring receipts Yeah Don't just say things A photo of your ID

Yeah And your national insurance number Yeah And your credit card information And maybe your address Well definitely your address Speaking of receipts Vata quality says

I'm sure this is a good episode But the stinging really hurts Don't know if I can listen to two more sting episodes And Skack Newman said I hate the sting episodes and to end this segment Bob Candler said

I of course understand the difference between a sting episode and a regular episode of the Jarkas but on behalf of other jarlings who might not know the distinction could you please explain Jim that's not for us to explain what do you mean it's not

it's the the the pimpetus isn't on us to explain no no it is why we didn't do a disclaimer it's the sting episode it's called the sting episode because it's an immersive experience when you watch the sting episode you need to go outside find a stinger nettle and just don't squeeze it wipe it all over you yeah you need the sting so when you're sitting there in tantalisingly stingy pain

while listening to the cars you're getting another level the fun the jokes hit different when you're overwhelmed with sting hence I was called the Sting episodes I enjoyed because I put in a bunch of like bee and wasp imagery in the last one including sounds there was some comments

to people like I was walking through the woods and I had a swarms of bees Yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna say it now by the end of the stings The Sting episodes people are going to understand.

That's what I'm going to say now. I don't want to ruin anything, but I'm put... Oh, they break. The lights break. Never mind, whatever I was saying. Can I actually ask a stinger-related question? Of course. So when you do, unfortunately, get stoned by stinging at all.

That's an example. How do you feel? Annoid. Yeah, annoyed. I don't. There's more annoyance than paint. There's been pain. Was it a tiny little girl?

they're more soreer you know you're walking with shorts on and you you brush short legs. The tiny stinging nettles much more sorer than the big stinging nettles that's the one thing I'd say and then you're frantically sprinting around where's the dock leaf? Somebody point me

towards a dock leaf so do you do you actually try and find a dock leaf of course if I'm on a stroll and there's a dock leaf available I'm going to be grabbing up that dot leaf and I'm going to be wrapping up fast. See I just kind of like it no. So you're a mask-kist? No, just like the...

You're like, you find the patch of nettles and roll around in it, yeah. No, because it just gets a bit numb, so it's just like, it's stingy, but my skin's numb, so I can't feel it. And this kind of feels kind of... It's kind of a numbness, though. But it's irritating. No, because it's... by not

itching, there's like, kind of like, uh, fuck here, that feels good. By not succumbing to you. Yeah, there is an aspect of like Mind over matter type I'm feeling the pain but I'm consciously ignoring it Yes, and that feels, it's like good It makes you feel powerful

Yeah Stupid little plant Ain't done shit to me Exactly You gotta take your victories where you get them Not clever Clever little plant Lefting out screams

What? No, that was all lies No, it's real, I've heard it I swear. Do you have the hearing of like a baby? Do you have baby hearing? Not a baby, not a baby. Babies have really good hearing. No, they can't hear anything.

They can hear everything. No, what do you remember of being born? Just because you can't remember something doesn't mean it... That would be a good use of AI, like... Turn me into a baby hearing. No, generate me the audio of what sounds like to hear being born. On the perspective of a baby. That's fucking horrid.

Bro, that's fucking demented. What the fuck? That is what it's for. Dude, if that's what it's for, then I'm checking out. Jesus Christ. It would just be muffled noise as you're in the womb and then it is suddenly noise. I don't want to fucking hear that. I think there's a reason, like, we have no memory for a period because that shit would be terrible.

You imagine if you've got perfect memory of being born. Yeah, you're like cramped. in this tiny space and then you're squeezed fucking through and then the doctor's like whey. And you literally have a pipe coming out of your belly button. Like come on,

that's half like. I'm waking up from the Matrix. Yeah. Neo. It's like I don't want to. I don't need to be traumatized. Well, unfortunately for those who do not like Sting there is a

what's a five part story? A quint. quintology Yes Yeah There's a quintology Coming directly after The quadrilogy

What's it called Why didn't we start with like a Why didn't we build We did build We've been building for 300 plus episodes Bro No but like we didn't start at one We did

We did It was Sting part one of four No but why didn't we build We are That's literally what we're doing right now This is the first four parter. We've never done a parter. Yeah, we have.

No. We have. No, we haven't. We haven't. We haven't. Prove it. Literally, every time we say prove it, someone in like five seconds just goes and proves it. But yeah, I'm going to keep it a secret what it is, except for the part of it.

The truth that it's five parts. And then there's a break in that. Okay? It's some normal. And then it's normal. Four part, five part. You'll see the full perspective by the end of it. No.

I don't like this. There's too much commitment. But is the five part a sequel to the four part? What comes after a sting? I don't know. What comes after a sting? An infection. What comes after an infection?

Puss. What comes after a pus? Rebirth. Well, that's always an option, like, I haven't done this in a very democratic way. This is the arc where we all become Christians. Well, how about this? I could change the plans right now if you guys are passionate enough. I am passionate.

Where I've had the Sting, quad. James could have a something quint or a quad. Jim could have a something quint or a quad or even a trill. Yeah, no, even more. What's a trill? No, six. Trilogy. Six.

Six episodes. No, that's too far. That's going outside the bounds. Why? You can have a septuple? No, that's outside of bounds. We should have like a narrative. A charmedia narrative with our sequels

that is the entire MGS storyline that... Backwards. Yes. If you guys don't have anything, then we're going to commit to the... Well, maybe we want to make a... Oh! Why is it so different James is like squibs

They're not like farts They're like squibs I haven't got I haven't got I've got no silencer down there Bo That's like a blast of blood Coming out there

That did have a bit of liquid That was a bit liquidy He won't deny So that's a no then yeah To what I could not have been clearer Fine I said

We don't have to decide now We do have to decide now We don't I do I've decided There's two weeks to decide No I'm getting those Quint trilogy Okay

What's over that five Yeah Okay On Renown Renown Jim's is, then. Well, I haven't made a decision yet.

We'll make one. It's not hard. Well, I've got ages. No, you don't. I've got about, you've got about a minute and ten seconds. I don't have to do it in this episode. You do? We don't film these one after the other.

We haven't been going for 368 in a row. Yes, we have. How many days would that take? Like two? Yeah, probably like two. If each one is at least an hour. Well, divide it by 24. Yeah.

So you've got 30. Right, no. Right. No, I'm doing the fucking math. No, we don't need to do the math. So then you've got 30. You've got 36. Then you divide that again.

Then you have 15. Then you, um... It's about fucking... It's probably around like for 12 to 13 days, non-stop. no i've got that one ignore me before we go to mid break just two little things i want to shout out first our slash fanaf is back

oh thank god it's alive again this is no good thing the churn is bum bum bum is that unkillable that fucking owl um

but outside of that um something on the jar media subredits just popping off right someone posted like this engagement bait like just trying to piss people off

like screenshot from Twitter yeah is British food as bad as they say the screenshot of like fish and chips and in the screenshot included is the comments the comments says honest question southern US here

how are the mushy peas seasoned and the reply just says salt and another reply says I'm on my hands and knees begging you to say psych and I guess this somehow got caught in like the Reddit algorithm because it's got like

one and a half thousand upboats and like 400 arguments wait what on the Reddit on the Jazz subreddit wait what? Yeah what no show me fucking proof I've not seen this Wait, what?

Yeah. It, like, a huge... It, like, went outside of the community. So there's, like, loads of... I found out because I was... Because I'm a mod on the subreddit, I was getting, like, all these notifications on my phone. Like, you need to check this comment that keeps being flagged.

And it was because they were arguing about... In the comments somewhere, there was an argument about, um... I can't say it, but, you know, butchers in the UK's... pork f right um f a g yeah yes that the actual like the thing yes like a product you can get in butchers in the UK oh well no because no we can say that word because we're actually talking about the thing well we well we can we can we can say both we could say fag or fagg the fucking um AI thing will we're half Well, the AI thing's...

No, it doesn't pick up context. The AI thing is woke. It doesn't pick up context. We can't use the word... Contextually correctly. A piece of... It doesn't know the context. Also, if I want to go smoke a f***, I can say either all.

Yeah. But an American might look at you funny. Well, they're American, I'll look at them funny. There was a thing on Twitter some time ago saying that we're racist in this country because we say, do you want to have a Chinese later? What do they say? Do you want to get Chinese food? Want to get Chinese takeout?

Well no, that's just the English language. Yeah. That's not... Go away. Do they think we're like eating Chinese people? Do you want to go and get a Chinese later? There are some like... I've heard people say like really racist ways of saying that they want a Chinese.

Is any... Yeah. So like... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but, I mean, that is racist and wrong. Yes. But, also kind of funny. To be fair, you've literally called up a Chinese and they literally said, hello Chinese.

Yeah. Like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's some weird, wild comments in here, like this. I'm not even going to say their names, because they're. they might not be part of the community. Yeah, go to hell. Wait, are mushy peas not heated?

Not to piss off UK residents, but isn't cold mushy peas basically baby food? British food is bland compared to most. I just think it's funny that makes you mad. Maybe it's because y'all barely handle spice. At least most British people I know can't do it. Lard ass emeritard. Can cheese and joy is spotted?

This is the fake Americans can't talk shit because they actually have like squirty cheese. They come the fuck on. These arguments get like quite. The American reply back seeing American food is miles better than British food. Okay, Cletus. We get the you enjoy Red 40 and bleached chicken.

It's all good. Don't need to larp. But you're not American. Cope, you physically can't enjoy an American meal that doesn't have heart attack levels of sodium in it. Is this you, James? Because it's processed shite, the taste of shit, smother it and processed cheese and the world's worst tasting chocolate in court day. If I knew, if I knew this was popping off in the weather, I wouldn't be there. I'm surprised you didn't see.

yeah because I'm just like scrolling through reading off the ones that have like mod flags on them it's like guaranteed engagement bait like you're going to get interactions you're just going to get Americans bring a British food

genuinely that's all it takes yeah no but you bring up but if you bring up good British food they don't think it's in Britain Yeah, I mean... Well, we have world leading culinary, like, food. Genuinely.

There's a reason, like, big chefs end up working in fucking, like, Paris and fucking London. And they're all British. Like, Anthony Bourdain was not working in America. I hate British people so much, it's unreal. I wish they weren't allowed to use them. the global internet. See, when Americans

say dumb shit like this, it's like British people are the worst. Like, but... If I get in a car crash, I'm not going to be in a million pound in debt. People get really defensive. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Seasoned peas. Man,

those 6L-X-L Americans can't even eat peas without slathering them with cheese and sword. and the clown emoji fucking hell what's your fucking wrong in that deep it's fish and chips man it's like

so we you go to get fish and chips when you can't be bothered to have intelligence when you if if you were like how do you season those fries salt

not everything needs to be covered in like Cajun powder oregano or fucking Italian Herbs.

Italian herbs and herbs de province and Herb Delah Herb. Basil. Parsley. Yeah, choke the fucking time on there. We're out of time. We're going to the mid-break. Chili's. I just thought I did a really cool, um, like, segue into the mid-break.

Chili's. Welcome to Chili's. You guys can't handle spice. It's like not everything. needs to be spicy. I like everything being spicy just because I'm beat that

do the line again but say regarding I like putting spice and everything because I'm regarded as a This post is absolutely hilarious I expected to see some form of laughing off the joke

but I never would have guessed that there'd be actual seasoning hate from a significant amount of upvoted comments getting mad at the idea of garlic powder and peas as if

this is so fucking stupid suddenly converts into arsenic when it touches the piece is peak comedy a well-stocked well-used spice rack is one of the counterpieces of any decent home kitchen literally robbed the world

of seasoning and said ooh a bit spicy in it watch the video by horses on seasoning your food. I hate Britain as much as the next guy, but holy shit is just getting old. Can we move on to bashing some other aspects of their culture?

What do Americans think of Coronation Street? Yeah, like, Pete Fett, come on, are? We've got so much more to bash. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, you guys have not seen daytime American TV. It's fucking significantly worse in Coronation. He watches daytime American TV, like, every day. He does. You can't talk shit

about the Coronation Street when you've got Keeping up with their Kardashians You can Though just because they also have Something shit No but keeping off of the Kardashians is worse At least British TV is a bit cringing and like

They fake a car crack No American TV Has Far better shit than us What's the last good No no when you consider the amount of shit America pumps out in regards to TV You're thinking of like the five

that are good. Okay, name one good British TV show that you watch in the last year. I've not seen it. Yeah, and it ain't that good. It went dumb. Peaky Blinders. Every British TV show, including Peaky Blunders, does this shit where

like, they just raise it to this point and it gets fucking dumb every time they do it. Like Doctor Who, it's like, oh, I'm Christopher Eccleston just, like, fighting Daleks. And then he's just got to get silly with it. You know?

I agree, I agree. They always take it too far. Huh? Then Talent came in. No, Ackleston was better than Talent. You're cringing right now. I'm cringing.

I mean, any Doctor Who talk is cringy as hell. Eccleson was the best doctor ever. No. That's fact. David Tennant's better, much better. No. Yes. David Tenant's ugly.

No, you win. I mean he was he was fire you know but we also make better video games so like suicide squad

no GTA yeah I mean GTA is made in like 300 different countries it's made in every country yeah no but we don't no but we're not Canada

all Canada's as contrary to gaming is Ubisoft I thought they were European No Montreal They're a French company They're French, French Canadian French Canadian See France

France What have they done What a shocker Yeah The most relentlessly Shit fucking country Ha ha Ha ha

Vávasuvencewee Yeah I'm Jens Is you Borghombe Oh, manje. Just sweet bombay.

Oh, but for real, though, there's a lot to complain about this country. Well, there's like that of any country. Food ain't it? No. The weather is it? The weather.

The weather. The politics. The politics. The cars. Eating chicken every day. No, that would make our country better. I'm saying we're not complaining about the diet. That's good.

Yeah. Eating chicken every day. going to be super healthy. No, I'm just saying what I want to do. Oh, okay. Why? I was listing complaints. You're like, I really want to eat chicken every day.

You do. You eat a whole chicken every day. You kind of. Yeah. Maybe not every, just most days. Just most days. You eat an entire chicken most days. With my hands, too.

But like, a roast chicken. Come on. Shit. Are you joking? I'm a roast hater I will put it here Roasts, no Really?

Oh, I'm going to make a roast You can spend that time Making a good curry Make a curry Nonbridge, you're dipping it in You're fucking loading yourself up with A gorgeous amount of carbs And you'll end eating protein

You're getting that spice Curry? Yeah, fuck a roast Curry every day Honest to God That's dumb No It's not

That's child It's not charged at all I guess we'll see after these messages We're all at a time We'll see you after these messages No you're at a time The herb you used to No you're wrong though

Because there's not There's no fucking There's nothing worse than a fucking carvary They're yummy Carverie No when you go to a Carvary pub That meets been sitting there for hours If you get there at like

Half 3pm And then sit down and have a Carvary It's going to be shit and if you go to a shit one, go to the one near your house, go cook yourself a roast. No, no, no, no, no. What's Jamie Oliver? No, no, no, no. Jamie Oliver?

Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver? Jamie Oliver. Watch Jamie Oliver. No. The fucking chicken in the oven for, to celebrate Prince Harry's marriage. Yeah. That video of him basting that chicken is beautiful. Yeah. Oh, base me. He basically bases it.

He does. He based. He's based. Are you allowed to say that or is it too tied up with the old right? Who cares? James cares. Ew, I'm based like a turkey. Baste me!

Ah! Jamie Oliver's got some swollen pussy lips. Jamie Oliver is a swollen pussy lip. Yeah, he's a walking swollen pussy lip. Ah, shit. Jamie Young Yeah Dry Media shirts

Now or I'm gonna hurt you Description below Yeah James said his foof stings Problems is it And seeing as we're bringing it up already Mine kind of stings as well My funky stinging

In the daily no one lovely drinky you have fucking issues you need to like actually sting out oh paisley burp his lee your tail no what do you mean i have issues hello welcome to this part of the show where we talk about our issues yeah well i got stung right on my foo-foo and it's never been the same since Do you think it's possible to get stung on your cock? Why wouldn't it be? Well, you gotta have your cock out to get stung on your cock.

Yeah, so what if you were a naturalist? Well, that's your own fault. I thought there are like fishes that swim up your weird. That's not a sting. They kind of sting up your urethra. No, they literally plant larvae inside you, bro. Yeah, that's like a sting. It's like getting...

Like turning you inside out, you know? No. They're not. just living inside you never back down never what I can't I can't do anything

with them this meal on me then just leave her so I put her on pays yep I know you're a bird I know you're a bird Billy's gonna be angry

now why'd you do that to her did she go she don't care then Hello Beow. Worst case scenario, she just smacked Pease. Pais just smacked herself. Beow!

Alright, let me have a sip of the excitement juice. Never back now, never white. Who would have thought that the most exciting juice would be... From down south. What the fuck are you talking about? What do you mean? The most energizing juice. Monster?

No, no. Ice tea. Where's ice tea from? Down south. Ice tea is from Lipton. Exactly. Which is down south, isn't it, Jim? It's actually up north.

It's where they found a buffalo bill. Do you know about Buffalo Bill? Buffalo Bill. Buffalo Bill wasn't in about that too? No. Buffalo Bill... I can't remember. Yeah, well, Cowboys weren't even real.

That's just come out in the news. Well, pretty much. Wasn't they all taken by aliens? That's why there's no cowboys. Well, that documentary that John Favreau made. Cowboys versus Aliens. That was no documentary That was John Favre?

Yep That was a documentary about the Incident Jesus Christ Let's head over to the JARMedia Sub-Ridit then when we answer questions From the community

Just like This one from Revert to Monkey Hello JAR I'm a member of JAR Won't Say Who And I was wondering if you wanted me To include any JAR-related Easter eggs In the next cast

Bebe nah yeah pretty much not to be honest I reckon for just for this one episode just because we're punching down we need to like insult or like

thumbs down or X each one of these questions oh right yeah so you're implying that they're all beneath us yeah it's like the judge you know it's like America's got talent or whatever But like Judge Judy You know what, Revert to Monkey

You had me at the beginning But by the end you really lost me Me Did you imagine Like Britain's got talent type show with us It would be great Who'd be the villain

Well no Because you know You know all of the people Who actually make it through Completely shit Because one of us I think they're bad And the others would vote yes

Just to annoying The person thought was bad Yeah Who would be the villain though Someone's got to be the like You yeah you'd be the villain

do you reckon I'd be the villain yeah nah I'd like to be the villain yeah you'd sit there with your plate your chicken your whole chicken on a plate eating like the guy in the Lord of the Rings

yeah the tomatoes with my bare hands yeah yeah yeah me all right beside me but we have to make it clear the sad stories

get you through but you want the saddest the most traumatising story yeah and then we we fuck I'm over and then we like shret to extended disc edition

just like win ourselves at the end yeah jar jar away idol um rated dg 13 says if jim and james made a

i blank everything channel what would it be if what if we did it together or separately no like your own one yeah i own one I hunt everything and I'd hunt the rarest animals, the extinction. Oh, fuck.

I cook everything and I cook the rarest animals. Oh, yeah. Co-lab. That's nice. Say bye-bye to the rhino. Miniature Rani said, I listen to Jal when I go on a walk, and there's someone with a deep, deep fear of bees and wasps.

Those buzzing sounds were horrific, set off my flinch reflexes every time. Then as I was recovering from the buzzing, I got some wedges with cheese sauce and bacon bits. Then James started talking about lumpy wet shit, while the cheese sauce was dripping down from my fingers. Bear bear jar never change. You know what I call that? FATE. Exposure therapy. Yep.

You're stronger for it. And I know this is just going to. to annoy James, so I don't even know why I'm asking it, but uh... Dentor and Kramer says, we got Alex's dog name list. Now it's time

for James's car name list. They don't have names. Baby mama. Yeah, but what would baby mama be on? Your license plate? Yeah, a moto, motto.

Yeah? Well, what's your current car called then? It doesn't have a name. No, I've never named a car. It's called the Foof. No, you're not, you're not nicknaming my car. Yeah, it's Feefe. I feel like his car's full name is Charlie Foof.

She wants to go for a ride and Charles. Charlie's Foof You can name my car then No, I don't want to name your car Cars have to earn their name They don't just get given it Okay You've got to do your service in it

Okay, Charlie No What are you, bro? Well, Jamie's car's called Sally No, my car's called like Toy No, it's like Oter

Deer Deer obliterator or something Dear Srasher Yeah Deer Hunter It's like a It's like a named vehicle in Mad Max Like the Mad Max game

That's what That's what you want to name your cars The Deer Hunter Okay then you've got Deer Hunter Of speed bump Yeah That's what kills yours The final fighter

Of Brockenworth says Bear Bear Bear What is your experience with nosy co-workers? I work at a robotics company and I keep getting this suspicion that every action is being examined under a microscope. It's even reaching the point where I feel like my bathroom habits

are being judged and it's really affecting my job and starts. Any advice on out to put this negativity behind me? Wash your fucking hands. Walker Food says this well boys. happened. It turns out my question last week about rooster teeth was perfectly

slash horribly timed. Because as of March 6th, Warner Bros. Discovery is shutting down everything besides their podcast network, an end of an era for better or for worse. I wasn't even aware that like Warner Bros. They were under Warner Bros. It's just like, bro, this is what I was

saying last week. I know that Warner Bros. have been trying to sell it, but nobody wants it. So, yes, rooster teeth. It was like, have you seen I think it was Fox. They bought IGN at like peak website

value time for like hundreds of millions they ain't gonna be getting that nowadays apparently like most of like IGN's traffic

is just through like old SEO guides for like Skyrim and like fallout and shit you know those type of guys that just always

are getting interaction yeah it's that era is over and it's like I'm not I'm not really sad of the death of research teeth because they just kind of... No, I'm just so disconnected and detached.

I don't even know what it is anymore. They were kind of already, like, dead. Post-Halo reach was then, it was just like, yeah, they're just not really... Yeah, yeah, agreed. It's just, it happens when a company gets that big, it gets to a point when they do just die. It's happened with Hoonigan recently.

Obviously, a big car channel that's kind of dominated the space for ages. You know, funded by Ken Block. so Ken Block passed away and then all the main people of current Hunigan have left and actually the thing that made the content

amazing what people wanted to watch that those personalities are gone to your left of a husk there's way more corporatized than you'd want to have yeah they often get husky you don't know yeah then you just follow the creators

and the individual people you like because they're just going to keep making and doing cool things because you like them HM Poe says I'm so glad that the jargoners are finally believing us when it comes to our jobs. Now that I can freely ask this without fear of being perceived as a liar,

I have a question for you guys. I work for an independent genetics company that is building a theme park slash zoo on an island in Costa Rica. I can't disclose too much about my position, but it's in a department Alex would really like. So my question is, if I could sneak a jar Easter egg into this theme park slash zoo, What would you like it to be?

Have it so the goats that you feed to the dinosaurs, like, say a jar line as they're being, like, eaten? Beah, bah. Yeah, just that's all it would need to be. No, no, the funniest line would be the iconic line. Question everything. Learn nothing. Like a goat saying it. Yeah, that's dark.

But cool, you know. That's what Steven Spielberg dreams he could come up with. The Whale from Wales says, Hello Jar, long time spanny, first time ommy here. As I started watching the latest installment in the Stingology, Sting 2, I noticed there was a lot more editing in this episode compared to some of the other recent episodes that have released. I then realized the amount of editing in each episode is,

oddly inconsistent with one another. Is there a reason for this? Is there a certain jar member that is way more savvy with the editing software than the others? Or is it just a case of some weeks you three have ideas for editing and some weeks you don't?

Come to think of it. How many of you three actually edit the jar cast and who just sits there and looks pretty at the camera? Keep up the great work guys and Arth, Arth. That's Bear Bear in Welsh.

Billy. Well, Jim was really popping off on editing last. episode. I mean, sometimes I feel like you just get that, you just want to lock in, you know? You just like crack these knuckles. Yeah, when you're having one of those days where you get up at half two in the morning and you've already been to the gym twice, you've already, you know, invested in all your wealth

into various cryptos and stuff. But the spider fund. You're on your third, you know, relentless. Yeah, you're on your fourth rock star. And stuff's just kind of working out, you know? Like, the spider fund's in the green. And you just suddenly think, you know what? Let's go look up green screen videos of bees.

Yeah. Research. Research in the ice bath. Yeah. 10 minutes in the ice bath Watching B videos You visualize all the edits You're going to make in the ice bath

Yeah And you get out and get back in For another 10 minutes And back to the gym Sauna is where all the bad ideas Goem out, you know Yeah Get rid of the bad ideas

Embrace the good ones In the ice bath And that's how you get Funny Bumblebee edits Oh my Oh my God. What is it?

Dante Casador says, Hey Jar Boys, I've been listening to the cast since episode 16. After, I had found the original hijacked Jar channel. I'm 28 years old now.

And I can just feel time accelerating. You're 28? That's what he said. Ew. A year doesn't seem that long at the time anymore, so I've just started to make plans for the next five years of.

I think I've turned into an adult. I guess my question is Have you lads hit the point in your life Where you feel like you've hit adulthood Yeah Yeah from the second my footh got its first hair I kind of considered myself an adult I

I'm in a constant state Of thinking that You know That you're an adult Like I wasn't before but I am now But I wasn't before but I am now I think yeah But I am now

having a responsibility yeah just one yeah if you've got more than one responsibility kind of makes you an adult right it depends on the responsibility you know

I guess that's what makes me feel like an adult is like there's things I have to do that like I literally don't have a choice yeah when when when you start just doing stuff that would have been like a fight for your younger self

yeah you know it's like you don't see it as as a choice anymore yeah like I used to love no week no week yeah no have you ever tried no week what way you try to it's where you don't shower for a week

no week oh No week You don't shower What do you only bathe No, no bathing What, what? No washing No weak

No washing week No week Right You start to stop You're meaming You have not done that Hmm Are you doing it now

I suppose you can smell it from me here I time At the same time I'm doing The challenge Well, you might as well You might as well just live in the bathroom Pretty much do During no week

Yep How sloppy your bed sheets It is kind of nice getting into a wet bed A greasy bed Yeah The imprint is still there The night before the crease light Oh my God, this is just reminded me

I've not I've not been laying my bed and flipped over to the sold kite the cold side of the pillow in by weeks this is a big fucking thing I do that every day I don't I don't I just I do

I do like a diagonal like that flip it's not like a classic we grab a spare pillow stuff under your t-shirt oh yeah yeah that's a pretty much classic move who sleeps of a t-shirt

good point I only sleep with a t-shirt on that's I'm like, no, Winnie the Pooh, we're not going down this line again, come on. I've never Winnie the Poohed, I'm never going to Winnie the Pooh, no. What are you scared of, that's my question? I don't need to, my cock. Well, like, yeah, what are you scared of what's going to happen to him? You don't want to be vulnerable like that, bro?

What's how, what is going on under the cheese? Well, but if someone breaks in and starts trying to come over there. I feel like that's more threatening. Yeah, if you're Winnie the pooing it, that is scary. Yeah, especially if it's like a cropped up Yeah, but then it's going to get stuck to either leg No, it's not It's perfectly free

When you're asleep, all your body heats is going to your dick So then it's going to just get stuck All of it All of it The body regulates around the willy Well, you know what Also, your whisk of testicles going inside in creases No, it doesn't

No, it fucking does. It doesn't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I've never had that happen when I've been winning the pooing. I've been winning the pooing for years. No, absolutely not. The only times your testicles go inside is when they're free to move around in every direction, which is when you're underwellerless.

Not true. No, it is true. That's not true. So you wear underwear to bed? Yeah. That's weird. Would you mean? You tell me you can get into, you can get into bed with your,

with no underwear and be comfortable. Well, it's, for me, it's either naked or only bottoms. That's no different. Bottoms and underwear is no different. That is different. No. Who the fuck is your bed in bottom? You wear, like, boxer briefs.

If you're wearing pajamas, you don't wear underwear. You just wear underwear? You go to bed and underwear, bro. No. Yes. Not with boxer briefs. If they're like boxer boxes, then sure. Yeah, boxes, boxer, boxes.

Like loose boxes? No. Then, yeah, that's crazy. You want to be tight. You want to be tight package. Then you're turning, like you said, all the heat, right? No, because the underwear stops that. How does the underwear stop that?

You're creating a cage around your show. No, but it's been kept in place. It's been kept in place to just swamp. There's no comfort in having your cock and bulls slapping around whenever you move. Yeah, but when I'm lying down to fall asleep, I'm not running a marathon, I'm not really, I don't tend to be

moving. Oh no, you're switching sides though. No, it's nice because the balls, they make like a little bed for the Willie. The cushion. Yeah. You're nuts. You're insane. I'm not nuts. I guess this is just different. We're just, we're experiencing

different things. But at the same time, why would you want to not feel the nice coldness against your legs what coldness no the coldness of night when it's like a wait so you only wear boxes only yeah it doesn't about the season

I'm like only wearing boxes I'm only wearing underwear you played too much cyberpunk why because when you strip naked in that game you're only wearing boxes well it makes sense because then your legs again

you can you can stick a leg out of the blanket and have it cooled and we circulate. But, like, when it's winter. Oh, yeah, because that's even better because then your blanket's keeping your whole body nice and toasty warm. Like, sure, when you have to get out of bed, it's like, oh, I can't do this.

Because you're cold. But when you're laying in bed in just yonderer, that shit's amazing. The nice cold embrace of your bed is you getting... No, because then you're getting cock on your bed. It's just like, skin. No. Because then you're getting, you're getting cock

and ass on your bed. That changes everything. No, my asshole is touching nothing. I guess it's maybe touching cheek. I don't know. Well, is that why we're going to wake up in the morning?

There's just shit, I'm not like stuffing the duvet in my ass, like between cheek. that doesn't happen no it doesn't but your ass is free yeah

no what about if you in such a game in such a fucking gase because this has happened to me what if you shit yourself and you ain't got anywhere to catch it and that shit because depending

no depending where you're laying that shit if you're not fully covered in that area you can literally shit across your womb boy that's not a normal issue well yeah that's not something i've ever had to do

yeah but you have to seek another fucking projectile shit yourself and you just like he didn't do it in bed no when i shit myself like it it's it's normally pretty clear as to why no but son what no but you shit yourself so there's always the possibility you could shoot yourself in bed no look what we've done we've just turned this into shit again

you said this would be the episode where we're going no this is about the conversation's gone like moths to a flame you and I

moths to a pile of shit um there's two more I want to do um pronounced one one from ominous wish my friend is getting quails and was asking for name suggestions

any thoughts I daddy long legs if not do I have your permission to offer are five y and z is a name no also the quails have no gender

yet and the males will be eaten in two weeks when we find out the gender what wait what they born genderless no there's um when they're young they've got to go through the process of like they go to the factory of the people that pick them up and look

at their genitals and then put them in the right bit what what so they're lame yeah they grab the chicks and they go oh there's a pussy what the son's got a

little dick and then they eat them if they've got a dick Wait, what are you saying crows get eaten per sex Yeah, of course Because you keep the females You want the eggers So it's just genocide and fucking male clothes

I told you the stats How many chickens are eating a year A day, sorry No, but we eat all chickens Regardless of sex No, we don't What? We don't only eat cog.

No, we don't need roosters. We don't farm them in the same way. How do we farm... Where are the chickens coming from, bro? Eggs. Eggs. Wait, what? One rooster can fertilize many eggs.

But they lay eggs anyway. They just unfertilized eggs. You know how that's like... There's like 13 billion chickens on the planet at all times. There's like three cocks. No, there's a cock per country. They just take him a while constantly. Wait, so that means they're studding out one cock.

Basically. And the west of the... Yeah, but he's probably being, like, milked in the goon show. He's probably not getting any, like, chicken action. He might be if he's free range. Free range. Free range, man. They are.

Because they're the studs. They're scary. They're scary animals. But as far as the quails. You can name one R5ien and one Z. No, no, no, no, no, they're not allowed to. No, just call them quail one to however many there are. Yeah, get 478, 202.

Huh? Yeah, go barcode names. Yeah, if it's a male, call it like, yummy. Yeah. Petisserie. Rotisserie. Scrum. Roast.

roast fried with eggs that's bleak man imagine being born into this world to be eaten imagine no imagine the anxiety of going to the quail factory and they pick up

and they're like cock I got a tuck now hide three two one everyone tuck lay lay lay I love quails you can buy their eggs off eBay

for just pittance But why don't you do that? You've got to use, like, 30 to make an omelette. I also have a dog with a really high bird prey drive. No, you can easily get that out of it. Those quails would be... They wouldn't stand a chance. It's been bad if they were men.

They're going to be chumped anyway. I don't want a slice, you know. I'm not sure if I've tried quail. I definitely haven't. I'm anti-quail eating. Why? Because they're too cute. It's wrong. Why, would you eat a pheasant, though?

Yeah. They're dumb. They are fucking dumb. Quails are dumb. I'd eat a peacock as well. What? What? Yeah.

I don't eat a peacock if it was just hitting one. It was well, it was fresh. Because these things, like the moral issue of it is just like, well, it's dead anyways. Yeah, you morally should eat it then. Yeah. And you should take all his feathers and sell them either. Yeah. Or make a nice collage.

Mm-hmm. Well, let's end on. this one then from Rip Flude. Bear Bear Bros and Broets. I've got an admittedly dumb question for all of you. My assistant manager at work, and I say this as politely as possible, is very

uneducated. I love her to death. I love her to death, but every day she flaws me with what she has to say. Recently, she said to me, fully sincerely, you know, I've only found out recently that we don't live inside the earth.

I tried to figure out what the hell she was going on about and she doubled down, saying she doesn't get how we wouldn't go flying into space if we wasn't physically inside the planet. Then I tried to explain that we're not inside the ground. Didn't work.

Tried to explain gravity. Try to explain gravity. It didn't work. Then I felt fucked up by saying we're inside the atmosphere, which just confused her. By the time my shift ended, I felt like I was having an aneurysm. How do I explain

to her in the simplest possible way that we're on planet not inside of planet maybe I'm the uneducated one that's I'm glad they said that at the end because have you considered that if we're in planet or on

planet have you noticed how all the stars are the same distance away because that's the globe that encapsulates us we are inside we're in the dome yeah we're in the dome the Las Vegas dome what do they think

yeah conspiracy they think we're in the dome that space is like a dome that's like projecting an image like we're in uh you know flashlight film the truman trueman show yeah um yeah i mean can you prove her wrong what do they think what are they what do they say is outside of it then there's not space no nothing who made the dome then god yeah god made the dome and it's like a test It's in the Bible. It's in the Bible. I've made the Dome.

End of Psalms 2. God created Adam, Eve and the Truman Show. Yeah, I mean, I've been spending a lot of time on YouTube shorts, and yeah, I'll believe the Dome. It's real. I don't care. It's as real as flat earth is real. Well, yeah. but it has to be a flat earth

if there's a dome on it. If you put a dome on a round earth it would be. Yeah, but then there's the earth underneath our disc earth. The inner earth. There's two size to a coin. Oh shit. Maybe there's on earth one. No, but they'd all fall down.

No. Beneath is just flat. No, because the don't encapsulates the whole. We're the layer in the dome. I think James got it. I think they might be an inner earther. Yeah, maybe like that's a real thing

like people believe that in the inner earth the inner earth is real yeah beyond the Antarctica that's where Godzilla is no that's where Kong is no mistake

Godzilla's in Japan no but he retreats where's he going swimming where ocean there's so much much ocean and then con goes inner earth um yeah i mean who's the new one yeah you've seen from the game it's from the game his child so did first con die not sure it might be his child

might be his child might be flashback who knows um but yeah i mean have you why couldn't inner earth exist? Because it doesn't exist. Why? Gravish here. Why? That's not an answer. They're so innocent. Because it wouldn't be giant gorillas. It would be something much more unexpected, you know?

Giant worms. That would be too cool. It would be like giant. It's a giant worm. It's a giant worm. Sinking cities. London bridge is falling down. That's smart though, isn't it?

Calling them earthworms because it's like leaving it open. Sandworms Water worms The implication that there are other worms Forest worms Yeah earthworms Swamp worm Tree worm

Skyworm Skyworm Skyworm Yeah they're called Planes Why wouldn't you go with birds Um Skyworm

But yeah No the The answer to most questions is maybe I mean think about it I think the answer to most questions is normally

probably is probably dependent on the environment and what kind of worm would adapt well I'm not just talking about worms for example can we have a single episode where we don't talk about worms as well like for example

just humor me here for once human human one sky worm that's for dune

part four or whatever human worm um humor me right let's say I lived in oh I don't know

in a north pole mm take it away you're humored what's what am I taking from that there Snow worm? Ice worm.

Ice worm. And doesn't that just... Isn't that cool? About as cool as anyone. No. You think ice worm is cooler than lava worm. No, I didn't say cooler. They've both got their place.

In fact, I kind of want to see them both fight. In the inner earth? Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, like, calm. Should we, Kong's inner earth, one arm, the ice worm wraps round. On a one arm, the larval worm wrapped around. And they got to learn to team up, and then he uses them as like, whips. We're going to get that film.

James looks like a disappointed dad. What worm would you give Kong? Grassworm. Earthworm. It's just a giant earthworm. Yeah, crystal worm Crystal worm Rock worm

The options are as limitless as Pokemon But yeah, the point of Sting part, whatever it is I want to be is that If you have a question Just say probably Yeah

And then think about whatever environment The question was asked in Whatever worm would fit that environment best Yeah, and the answer is probably If you're inclined to believe whatever you hear You're going to be a nice person And learn more About worms

I hope you learned a lot about worms today Yeah I guess leave in the comments What environment you're in What worm would best traverse them What environment you're in You're in You're in worm Oh, they would be sewage worms

We're going to get some question Next episode That's going to be like, I'm a wormologist And the anatomy of a worm Just wouldn't work in rock Worms already live in rocks Worms can't live in rocks Because they eat earth

You're not seen Dune That's how they stop them With a rock Worm, beaten by rock Okay, just spoil the whole fucking thing The first one No, thanks for spoiling it. Yeah, that's fucking bullshit

That's it The only thing that can be a worm Is the actor, the rock One of the worms Is voiced by The Rock In the Doom Part 2 Really? Yeah

There's an aviation gin sponsorship Should we do an aviation gin review? Who's gonna buy the bottle? James will. What? Aviation gin. No. We're going to review it.

Yeah. Oh, my foo-foo sting real bad. What would you mean, foo? My foo sting real bad, bro. What? My foo stings, man. What do you mean your foo stings? I think it might be infected.

It's just got that deep sting, you know. Do you never get that foo-foo sting? No, I don't know what you mean by foo-foo sting. What do you mean? Well, what's a foo sting? It speaks for itself, doesn't it? No. How does it not?

Tell him you'd never had a FFS. No. I bet you have. What's a foo foo? Billy's got a foo. Yeah, so a pussy. She is a pussy cat. She's a puss-puss.

Come on, puss. Are you in Puss in Boots movie? You're the love interest for Puss? Yeah.