JAR Media Posdact - CHEEKY Reddit Virus - JARCast Episode 327

Episode Date: May 29, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 03:55 Alex on being a Reacter Hypocrite 09:26 Housekeeping 14:28 Totally Spy Psyop 15:40 Alex's Night Terror 20:59 Harnessing The Power of a True Redditor 33:42 Alex's List of Potential Dog Names 50:18 Mid Break 54:14 Question Section: Security Breach Play 54:53 Jafter hours? 56:28 An HECU? 57:26 Relationships with AI Chatbots 1:01:00 Feedback from a Stupid 1:04:14 Roger Waters Controversy

Anyone want pictures of my feet, though? Okay. That will come up in a little moment. If someone wants to intro, I don't feel like introing today. No, you don't intro anymore, so you intro. Good afternoon, morning, evening, on night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this episode of the Jam, YouTube podcast. It is summer.

Woo-hoo! Is it? And we are feeling it. No, we're not. It's, yeah, kind of warm. It is episode 327. 327. Today, it is the usuals.

The usual. You could say we are the eternals. The unusuals. The averages. The unnormals. If we're the averages, I'm mean. I'm moed. And I'm median.

that's the only I hate that's the worst intro we've ever done yeah easily I think no it's like every intro you intro but that's the worst one what the hell

okay median no I'm median yeah I'm mean yeah I'm mean you're living up to the word you are mean it's total well yeah

well done James funny little maths joke for everyone yeah it's making me want to go beast mode oh oh yeah Yeah No, this actually is the worst

Andrew Fuck this Well, guys Before we get too deep into the show Let me shout out The Jal Media Patreon Median

The Jarm Mide Wow That shit to fuck off Fuck off Let's get some Statistics humour in here Statistical humour Not statistic humour

Why not both? Because one of them's not grammatically correct brother I'll tell you what's grammatically correct though that's those patrons making the audio versions of the show possible in the first or second wait no I just tripped over myself completely

I got to admit guys I'm tired and I'm getting scared what are you scared of so many things like I've got so many things going through my head right now um like I just need to get through the patron bit then I can get into it

I got topic on topic on topic today I'm bursting at the seams okay don't tick on my feet but yeah if you're a dibby or above on the Patreon you can get your names

read out in the first or second week of each month this will just miss it won't it because we're yeah we're still in May it's like right at the end of May when does Gene start

like after the end of May oh yeah shout out the we've been putting up some shorts some little funny shorts. So you don't actually need to

watch the Giocast anymore. You can just watch the funny bits in shorts form. Yeah. Reading some of the feedback from them. People liking them. So drawing different highs. We're taking over. This is the start.

I think the next time I've got to put a bit more subway surfers footage in or something. Calming Sand, probably. No. I think you should do like pop out 80s. Instead of like calming sand or subway surfers, because it's just like wave footage. Apex wins? Just like, on Apex, win.

Maybe that's what, yeah, she should start recording when we play Apex. But we don't win enough to be able to have enough of them. Yeah, we'd have one short, like, every three months. Just use the same clip in each one. Yeah. Invert the colors sometimes, so it looks different. Yeah.

And we actually released another little extra video. Oh. We watched Shane Dawson's latest documentary, conspiracy theory thing cracking video in a vid went up a few days ago as I was recording

and I've got to I've got to kind of correct the record on something regarding this just want to you know you know what I'm saying you see this no no no no because you've got to brought up some windows

yeah yeah because it is a reaction video oh no so of course yeah years ago I made this video about the problem with reaction videos and I still stand by everything I said it's true but even when I made that video I was making like trying to watchers and stuff my point was just if it's not changing the experience that's the issue to me right like right like the thing a lot of Twitch streamers do for

example is yeah they just open the video watch it in full there's no editing it's just it's not like a different experience it's just the it's replacing the experience yeah and then not adding anything on top of the more you're watching yeah whereas like where for example this Shane video it's an hour long we've edited it down to 30 minutes and it's just kind of comments we're making and changing the video so yeah you know what I'm saying that's yeah you've defended yourself valiantly well done gallantly the court of the The YouTube comment sections might not agree.

And they are the defining their vote. They say we're reactionists. Yeah, we have been, always. Could be a worst-ist, I guess. Join us for our next reaction video of the Ice Spice music video for the song. No, no, no, no, no, no. Attack on Titan is coming to an end. We are going to react to it.

We've been waiting years for this. It's going to be freaking epic. Yeah. Yeah, people seem to like it. If you have any ideas for things you want to see us, um, react to, like the reactors we are. Should we react to the best moments in One Piece? I was thinking maybe, um, might be fun.

If we each chose like a, a, uh, how it should have ended video. We each pick one, and we bring it, and we... Oh, no, no, no, I refuse... No, no. And we watch them together, and... What was that? That's okay. Yeah.

Um, yeah, I think... I think we should only watch how it should have ended. I think only how it should have ended is cursed with Indira. It is curse within Jaya. It's one of the lost videos. Maybe how it should have ended Should have ended How it should have ended as they say Do you remember that?

What? Yeah, that's a recorded video That just never came together Why didn't it? There was something about it that I didn't like Okay, we'll just I think we were really horrible in it No, we were actually really

repulsively like horrible about it Yeah, it was too mean spirit it was that? Yeah, I think it was quite bad faith Well, I think we should still upload it. We've got no bridge with the power should have ended, so I don't know. Then we can, then we can, then we can react to that video. No, that's... We can upload our video, react to our video, and then apologize.

We could pre-upload our reaction. Oh yeah, yeah, we could... Just upload the reaction. Yeah, the reaction to... That would be kind of... No, no, no, no, what, no. You're forgetting the golden nugget. Hmm?

That tastes you, huh? No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Reacting to the normal episode. Because that's the golden nugget. It's always an option, but I'm not sure if my heart can take it. You can't sit through it again. I don't think, yeah, it's almost like an exorcism recording the Jailcast, you know?

It's like getting it out of me and I can't return for it might pull me back in. Like a demon. I think we definitely need to do reacting to our video on Fallout New Vegas because everything that we said was completely wrong. New Vegas is one of the best games ever. Yeah, I don't know why you were so harsh on it particularly. Yeah, it was your time to shine, man. Yeah, and you were being haters.

Yeah, and you were like, yeah, it sucks. The idea that the gameplay is bad is like the most stupid criticism going. Is it? Yes. New Vegas has a solid gameplay. There is, it's got the most Feeding back, like in a straight face What? Anyway, this isn't the New Vegas episode again

Uh, well, it can be No, no Okay, then I'll save that for my trip to Homsom What? You're gonna bring New Vegas with you? Yeah And you're 360, yeah Could you play New Vegas on the Steam duck? No, well, why would you want to? You only had to have mods?

You sure? What? Are you sure? It's just a MNPC, isn't it? No, I don't think you can run mods on that. Might not run it well, I don't know. Well, guys, let's do some housekeeping. Okay, we round up some of the conversations from the previous episode. Like a Gatling gun going up 2,000 RPM phone.

Like a gasoline going 2,000 RPM. Family? Family. On that note, it was weird. I was walking through Tesco, other day and there were these two guys that were speaking in like the harshest like london accent in like a way that was like it just didn't fit the environment you know it just was very weird to me is that not the most like country mumkin thing whatever

for these accents are a little bit too harsh no no it's when did you feel threatened no it's more it's not like they were from london coming here they were clearly local doing it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's weird. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. It's weird when accents become, like, fashionable and people kind of learn to speak a different way.

Yes, very interesting. When's Wiltshire going to become fashionable? Oh, yeah, wait, where he has, it's called America. What? Anyway. That was the pirate age. Me hearty. No.

No, it's very gorgeous. Is that where this accent comes from? We're pirate age people. No, it doesn't, no, they came, they came from here. No, they didn't. You're right there, me horridine. It's the same. No, it's America.

American is based off of, like, South, Southwest accent. America's based off of many. Because that's where the colonies. Irish, Welsh, Scottish. Nah, it's all fucking South West, mate. French, German, fucking, like, Polish. Dutch.

Yeah. Canadian. Well, yeah, housekeeping anyway, man. Matthew Ebbwood says this. How could James forget his classic pet name, Pouch? Oh, fuck, no. What was the other pet name we gave him? Lips?

Just stop giving you pet. To which TSE says this lips name is already catching on in the community. No, no. Yes. No, that's fire. I, no, but I don't need to be lips. like the worst lips in jar it's not about

the quality no no no it is about the quality of lips no it's about how and I don't have good lips okay I don't ever get dry lips I guess that maybe might be quality

I get dry lips I get dry lips I got a snack some moisture on those those boys I get chapped lips you know I guess I'm lips yeah I'm not gonna say their actual name but I'm just gonna call

the pervert pervert wrote in and said I miss the no socks episodes um okay that never happened yeah what you used to not wear socks

well yeah I was about the reason I commented this was because they're gonna be excited soon because we're getting into that warm era where my socks be coming home no to be fair since Argyz moved out you wear more socks more often which is that's not true the pervert here is you all along Because you sit here, you sit in your seat, dangling your feet and he just come on in

and just start slurping them up. We can revisit that if you want. We can go back to that little juicy nugget. What juicy nugget? The whole foot, argue, debate. Why do you need to go back to it? You've lost. What?

You lost all along. No, man. I'm going to go back to the comments on this one. Nah. Yeah, you've got more. monetize your little army to agree with you because you can't fight your own battles. Monetize.

Mobilize. You know, like an army. You know, like a blitzkriek. Epic Guy 69 says, I just hit a new bench press, PR, while listening to Alex read out a Harry Potter fan fiction thanks to all the motivation jar.

Well, well done. And you're welcome. Jack says, I don't care what y'all say. Alex reading that Dobby's story was hot Damn That shit got me hella bricked up for real Okay

So what we're going to be reacting to next Is more hypersexual fan fictions What other communities are there With fun, fun stories to share? Final Fantasy Harry Potter I imagine Game of Thrones Star Wars

Game of Thrones is the fanfic Five Nice and Freddy Yu-Gio You go probably has some Danny Phantom No Totally Spies Probably has a lot

Oh definitely What the hell is totally spies Do you not remember that Do you not remember that It's like the most It is like propaganda It's like porn addiction propaganda It was like a weird

French animated kids show Where they're like Spies One of them's yellow One of them's green One of them's red Power Rangers No

It was kind of like Go or Power Rangers But they're spies Yeah Power Puff Girls? No What the hell are you talking about? You know everyone knows totally spies

And one of them's called Alex Yep How do you guys know so much about totally spies What even is it? How do you not know totally spies? The meme is that it is porn propaganda for kids It's got like inflation stuff Yeah it's like it's got a worst stuff in it

No someone made a like a list of all the fetishes Each episode has And it's like It's porn propaganda It gave everyone like weird fetish And you say it's French Yeah

What a shocker Literally the pervious nation On the family Talking about French films Wee No She loves it There's a few things that need to be

Discussed Prove it Um And it's kind of why I was getting scared I'm going to start with I'm going to start with my night terror then the biggest event that's happened in jar law as of late then we're going to transition into um

an old part of me coming back what crackhead Alex first first let me say there's night terror business right I've never had this happen where reality becomes dream

the line is blurred Do you don't mean dream becomes reality? This is what I mean. I don't know what's real anymore. Okay? That just sounds like you haven't had enough of hallucinations. Maybe I haven't. I haven't really hallucinated much in my life.

Much? How much are you guys hallucinating? Well, clearly, like, it's... In the night terror, there was kind of a fresh one. Like, this is what's happening, right? I was having a weird night. No, because a night terror isn't a hallucination because it's a night tower

what a night you can't hallucinate when you're having a night tower because you're asleep but you can no you're asleep you can't hallucinate

that's what sleep paralysis is though isn't it you're asleep but yeah that no sleep paralysis is but night terrors aren't sleep paralysis you're like a bad time could become sleep paralysis yes there's a phase when it can become

that but from what I like wake up but not properly yeah but from what I know of night toes that they're like a true part of yeah I think that's what it was because I like woke up at 5 a.m. for some reason um it needs to pee or something I'm back to sleep for a bit but in that weird state we are kind of you are in the mixed position yeah the purgatory yeah you're like a little bit of sleep a little bit awake and I must have just drifted into sleep just enough um where i was like gone and then started dreaming and in my dream i was going down this like lane um wrapped in a duvet like an overly sized duvet like trailing it behind me um like not like just looking crazy um just wandering down this lane and this this person starts

coming the other direction they like freeze as they see me in the distance start coming And I just keep walking. As I get closer, I see it's like a young lady who's like looking really scared. So I go to like open my mouth to say, you don't need to be scared. So the guy wrapped in a duvet walking down an alley. Instead of that coming out, I would just went like, ugh. Like in the dream. And it's very quickly started like turning into a nightmare.

um so yeah and the more i was trying to communicate in the dream like saying oh no don't be scared what that and then like the more speaking it was just going a like a zombie like a zombie so of course the lady in the dream gets like terrified of me like looking like a zombie yeah like walking towards like yeah um and then yeah it like it like perfectly transitions from me being asleep like rocketing up like a vampire with the scream just like in a movie you know where it's like the scream in the dream into reality it was like screaming awake and i've never had that happen before it was really bizarre um yeah horrible saying that they're generally terrifying

and they're very weird to experience when you see someone else you know having them it's it's horrible when um you wake up from a dream and you've got that like gradual realization

of what just happened didn't actually happen yeah because it felt so real too yeah like it felt real a little bit scary yeah night toes are like a very horrible thing and I've like I guess genetically.

It's like an everyday thing in my family. So I'm very much used to, you know, the whole night tower. Just disturbed by it like bleeding into... The thing you're doing in the dream is like the thing you're doing in reality. It's like not constrained to a dream space. Like you're screaming in the dream and you're screaming in reality. Yeah. That's weird to me.

Yeah, it makes sense, though. You know? Yeah. I've just never had that happen before No, what you don't want to happen Is like you're dreaming your Boxing Mike Tyson You know

Meanwhile you're actually just like Beating the shit out your dog Yeah Yeah Where to put my phone Well guys That's the serious one That's scary

I found it Yeah I'm sorry that that happened I have something less scary though Something a little bit more Let's say Valuable? Valuable and real. Yeah, valuable and real. How can something be real and...

How can something be real and valuable? Those two words together don't join up in my head. How? Wheel and valuable. A diamond. So I got a start. story to tell okay okay and it's a cringy one i'll be real i'll preface that this is cringy i've i've found i've found i've accidentally stumbled across a way of uh trolling okay

Oh, is this, this is related to the golden retriever suburb of it, is it? Oh. So I figured out, right? This is what I was teasing about, the old me coming back. I just wanted to be cheeky, you know? Cheeky little Lloyd. Like, I was sitting down to do a poo and open, like, the golden retriever's suburb. No, no, why is it, why does everything happen on the toilet?

Yeah, everything you do is on the toilet. I spend most of my day there. Yeah, so I'm like I'm just doing a poo scrolling R slash golden retrievers Like These people need some excitement in their life That's what I'm thinking

I'm thinking They've got it too easy over here You know It's too mundane There's need some They need some Somebody to get them excited Something to get them engaged

Right So I think Hmm What should I do Well I have a golden retriever What can I do about this? So I form a post, a post of Paisley, and it just says in big, it just says in big writing thoughts, right? Oh my God, no.

So I posted on R slash Golden Retrievers, this picture of, this picture of Paisley. Oh, oh, my God. With the word thoughts, question mark. And then in the description, this is the important bit. This is what I discovered. many people have told me that my golden is ugly compared to a normal one what do you think and i forget about it sort it away next day wake up three thousand upvotes whoa and 300 comments wow and and the redditors are angry angry at they are annoyed they everyone was gravitating to this

idea of calling her a normal, putting normal in quotes and putting normal in the description. So I'll go through some of the comments, for example. I think whoever told you he is ugly, is ugly. Looks like a typical English cream goldie. What would make him ugly?

He's a beautiful boy. They all think she's a boy as well. She looks like a girl. She does. Well, I think those people can F right off. He is beautiful. The love, I love the super kind eyes, beautiful blonde coat, and he's got some straight teeth. I'll be proud to call him mine.

Best of luck to you and your lovely golden. This is why I hate people and love goldens. They provide unconditional love no matter what. All goldens are beautiful. I've never seen an ugly one. And yeah, it just kind of goes on and on. I don't understand what's not normal about him. He's a handsome golden boy.

so basically yeah this is engagement bait oh Alex no don't engagement gate I didn't realize I when I posted I thought it cannot be this easy and you've just farmed so much Reddit gold but this is it doesn't this is only the beginning of the story right okay

this got me thinking like no way it's that easy so on another account on another account it's time to get Billy involved The natural evolution And this was what was crazy to me

Because I thought the 3,300 upvotes Paisley got was ridiculous, right? Yeah, there's a pretty big Reddit numbers But get this, there's R slash black cats, right? No, to be fair, the cat community is so much more hardline passionate about I completely underestimated

the power of a cat on the internet Beau, you should know you should know so this is the post on our slash black cats right

so many people have told me that my cat is ugly compared to normal black cats what do you think and post that this is the picture right Is that actually hurt? That is her, yeah. Guess how many upvotes are heard?

It's 15,000. How many? 10.6,000 with 1.3,000 comments. Bro, he's stealing your clout. So, we've got a Rediter in the building. We've got the calmer animal. You've just figured Reddit out. And I got another one on the go.

You can't word them the same, though. No, that's what... I've worded them all the exact same. Well, what's the third animal? The third one is Argy. Oh God, fuck's sake. But he's going to get them... No, don't. Don't start on like...

You can't have more than... No, there's only one community more passionate than cats. That's fucking cool. So, yeah, Argy was posted last night. He's currently up to 2,608 with 500 comments. But that's fresh. It could be more by the time. What is the picture, though?

What? With the exact same caption. It's the fact that he looked so fat in that picture. Yeah, that was when he was secretly eating the chicken feet. So it was huge Yeah So it really got What I really got

My conclusion was this, right? There are people who actually like This is what they do They like calm a farm on Reddit And I've like never figured out like Why? Because you don't get anything Like that's what I've never understood

People can give you like awards That they have to pay actual money to But it's not like giving someone Something on Twitch Like a thanks on Twitter where it's like shit it's yeah it's all so guff it's nothing it's just numbers um yeah i don't get it that's that's how like simple it is to to to get people to do shit if if if it's like you can make number go up then people are going to do it you know yeah but i was looking i was like comparing

the average post like engagements with like comments and things compared to the like people just be commenting like they want to jump in and get their their voice in they want to defend their thing it's kind of like yeah it's like a micro version of like what Tate did with his

go on my underlings defend slash share yeah apart from it's like more airy there's no leader I guess there are leaders in Reddit mods yeah I'm the mod yeah

and what the mods get for doing that a bit power they get to ban people and then people send the message and say why did you ban me and then they get that little rush of

dopamine yes I am standing over all you broke rule three no that's the discord modway we didn't want to think doing that yes they are man honestly

being a moderator just seems like the most like time wastey job well it's not a job no it's a hobby yeah a hobby Like, your hobby is to manage, like, a community?

Yeah, if you're a mod of any subreddit, you're a loser. Would I take this as someone who moduates a community? Like, um, presumably, like, our slash gooners probably has mods. No, imagine being a gooner mod. Poor. These people must exist. Goon mods. Maybe the goon community is so connected and intertwined that they don't need a mod.

They regulate themselves. The gooning community is the perfect example of a functioned socialist society. Wow. Gooney is the answer. We're to model it on the goon squad, on the goon. Yeah, they literally just like get goon buddies. They just go into each other's house and goons together. Is that not the most like communistical thing imaginable?

They're working for the same goal, which is not to nut. Everyone in society, well, this is getting to disturbing, guys. I'm getting scared this is the scared episode why are you scared you keep saying that because you had a bad dream because I had a nightmare well we spend the no guys there's one more thing not to do with um gooning oh man and one more thing on the Reddit thing actually before this the amount of people who do this bleep shit oh bleb yep you know as a blep billy's blet that's a blet that's a Billy is bleppin?

Yeah. Yeah. Ble-blap. And boop. Oh, okay, no, come on, no. Stop, stop, stop. Boop is, I can't stand boop. When, it's like...

That doggo is so great, I just want to boop it. No, so... I hate boop. I hate boop. Can I boop you? No. But blep, I get blep because it's just like a little animal doing funny thing. Because it's like, you can't make an animal bleep.

But they do it and they look funny, you know? but boop boop is that's too far like on the billy one one of the r slash black cat mods actually is in the comments

there's a delete a comment removed and the mod replied to it saying okay let's not be violent here thanks what the hell on the billy post what do they say

I don't know but there's one response to it saying I don't mean it literally sorry if I went overboard I'm in rural Texas and we talk about guns but would never use them for that only if my life is threatened

maybe properly depending on what property but probably not property can be replaced life cannot what this isn't the in the well what was he on about

I'm just going to shotgun that cat if it walks into my property like what maybe they were like I'm going to find who has been saying this about your cat or something like that Why are Texans, like, so, like, they jump to, like, insane violence, like, any opportunity.

It's like, you've got a shotguns. But look, Billy got awards. She got two. She got glow-up. She got super-heart eyes. She got timeless beauty and she got kiss. They're not yours, though, are they? They're Jamie's.

You stole his Reddit. No, they're Billy's. They are billies. Well, can you, like, get stickers you can put in her, like, run for her, like, Reddit. Yeah. Can you make a whole Billy Reddit? No, you should make a bit. Billy account on Instagram.

Oh, slash beetle. Yeah, and then sell, like, cat products and make money. Exploy your animals for money. Oh, God damn it. Guys, there's one more thing I want to bring up. Because I can't save this anymore. I think it's time we let the jailings in on something.

Okay. It's my dog name list. Oh, for fun. James and I are very familiar with the dog name list It gets updated but if we just go out to get them down the words There's just a possibility it's gonna be It's forever glowing right these are all ideas for growing yeah It doesn't necessarily have to be dog names it could be any like an animal

No I think no you can't I think it has to be specific to animal like cats and dogs Listen what about a snake? You can't call a snake any folks come on So I'll just like list them and if you've got something you want to say or add or, you know, you can always stop me and get me to repeat or whatever. So listen to this. Grunt. Grunt. G-R-O-N-T.

G-R-O-N-T. That one's terrible. That's awful. Okay. This is good. I want to hear your responses because they're... Gant. Gant.

Gromty. Cluster. That's all right. Yeah, that he depends on a doctor. Cluster. That sounds like a sausage dog name. I get sausage rug by it. No, I think like something fluffy.

Pomeranine? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, cluster, yeah? So you like that. What about your mum? That's pretty good. YM.

I think YM, you'd want like a big chunky dog. Yeah. Like a proper dog that can, like, actually, like, whip people apart. Yeah. Topped. Oh, I get Chihuahua vibes on that. Mm. Tot.

Oh, Tossie, come here. That's not seeing that. Yeah, that one is cunning. James and I saw this chihuahua yesterday. On the train station, yeah. Instantly started barking. It just sounded like a chicken. It was trying to attack people that were like walking past it.

Churn. Churn. Again, horrible. Yeah. That'll be like... That's like a hairless twilight. Yeah Colin

Colin rocks You'd want like a Labrador name Colin Yeah that's a very like really dumb dog name Yeah Like an idiot dog Yeah The rock No

That sucks Purple Original It's different Original is then it's the original Yeah yeah It's kind of the one that started this list A mop

See that would be funny for like the The paint dog The Dulux dog Yeah mom Okay A lotch I yeah No you can't the best

Lotch Come here Lotch No No Zabardo It could work I think it would But

That just might remind my to me of a Jojo weapons and I think that the Jojo weapons would be better uh owler yeah that one's good what breed

um olla something something little I'd like the SkyWand dogs no the Skyim dogs I get out of Iowa yeah yeah

this might be the best one bet Fred Yeah No Burpee That burpee would be One of those Like strong as hell ones

Yeah Gambler Gambler is good Gambler and Betford No No they They I feel like

Gamble and Betford would work If they were like Two Foxhounds Or two Spadles That is a really good combo Gambler and Betfred They'd have to be, like, high-oactive, like, ADHD dogs, like Spaniels. Soldier.

No, that's a bit too. How do you, how do you, like, shorten soldier? Solge. Solge. No, that sucks. In that case, you might as I call it sludge. Well, speaking of, I got bog. Bog.

See, that's funny. No, I think that's too, like, mean. It's funny because it rhymes with dog No, bog is like what you call it A toilet It's like you're calling your dog shit What if like I think that's mean

Like Some Labrador's love going in bogs You know But if you had a dog It's just obsessed with bogs Yeah that would work We wouldn't know if it's obsessed With bogs until you've given it

What if you had like a pig I called it bog That's good yeah Bog shatter Bog shattered I'm just trying to trim your nails, bog. Spicy. Yeah.

Spicy. Spice is nice. Spice, leave. This one I absolutely love. Spider's good. A greyhound called spider. Yeah, that's quite fitting. I like that.

That one's had thought. Yeah, that's cool. Spread That's fast No Jesus Christ That is I hate that

No just you can't Like say that anywhere If you're in public You can't Spread Omlet Come on spread I like omelet

Yeah Yeah That might actually be my favourite name So far What about this one Meal worm For a sausage dog Yeah

Yeah That would work Mealy splash I get like that I get German Shepherd vibes No Newfoundland

Or Newfoundland That works Um This is the penultimate one again Uh Eat Eat That's spell

E-80 EG 80 EG 80 EG EG is silent That is not what's the point of it? Why is it put a G in it? Because look how cool it is, like, spell.

E-Gat? What's wrong? Did you use the E with the dots on top? Yeah. To be fair, they're quite normal compared to what some people are actually named their dogs and cats. Eat. Yeah, all of them are quite normal. No, but I've said the best to all else.

I know what it is. I mean, it's... So... Oh, 5E and Z. Yeah, that That one is iconic R5 in Z is legendary Is it a 5 is it not an 8?

It was a 5 wasn't it? Yeah, R5ian Z A-R-5, I-A-N space Z Z R-5ian Z Yeah, that's

It's not just cool But it's also like There's just so much implied by that name Also little Yeah it just gets my mind going R-5 Ian You could call him 5 for short

Five Well Z It is 5ian Z man Yeah it's got to be done Your next pet My next one Your next pat

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It's got to be done. Or a five and Z is making waves. No, honestly, and then they fund some, like, next-gen, like, robotics company. They're like a fucking billionaire, and their name is our five-e-and-Z. It's like a villain name. Are we going to explain where we saw it? In McDonald's car park. on a BMW

It was a custom license plate And I didn't notice it at first But you two found it I've seen it there pretty much every time I go to McDonald's Have we come to a conclusion What is meant to say? I think it means artisan Z

Like an artisan No but the Z is at the end That be it but they can't get the Z In the middle R5 Tizan Arfivian Z Artisan

then it could be nothing else there's no T Ars Arcean 5s normally replace S's Yeah Yeah Arcy and Z

Argent Z Argent What's Arjan Asian Canadian here Argentin Z Canadian Yeah

The most my The YouTuber I hate the most Because his name is dumb Who, our 5'N Z? Beijing, Canadian, or I this fucking name is. I don't know what James is that. I'm going on a little want.

I hate R5B&Z. There will be one person that, like, is really disturbed by it. A good name for a YouTube channel. Our Fibian Z. Yeah.

You don't say any ideas on YouTube because they get stolen. You don't say any ideas? Potten Pree. Or, our Fivian Z. and z what is pottenprey what do you mean oh you have helmet pottenprey pottenprey absolute pot and pre is supposed to roll the R though there's actually really good tactic of Alex as soon as he has he starts dropping any

idea you love it instantly and Alex gives up because there's no resistance Alex likes infiltrating over months if you instantly love it and repeat it Alex won't give up do you have any proof

of this which which is one that you've instantly loved because there was one

recently yeah I think there was one recently but I can actually remember what one see it

it's gone because because you were bored with the lack of like conflict if you

if something's easy you don't want it like think of the easiest things you can

get in life you don't you don't you want it pain. You don't want to follow the path of least resistance. Yeah, no, humans want resistance. Humans want pain.

Yeah. Which is precisely why I'm going to name my next dog off I-B-N-Z. Because you're going to make their life really painful. What are you going to do through it, man? Me? I'm not long calling my dog off Ivy and Zay. Tell you think that would be awesome. How would you react if you heard someone in a park?

out our 5'n. R. 5.m. R. 5ian. I would actually respect them. See? Because dog names are so generic. Yeah, they're really... They're so generic. He's called midnight because he's...

Millie. That's a human name. Yeah, no, it's a dog name. I don't know what it is. It really... It's like really satisfying to say. It is. Arfivian. All of you at home, say it along with us.

Arfivian Z. Arfivian Z. Why aren't you saying it along? Time it. Arfivian Z. Yeah, that rocked. Yeah. There's like some energy that it encapsulates.

I hope when this video comes out. Oh my God. Nissan released to car that's Z, 35. R5Y and Z. How did you get X from Y? R5ian. How did you get R5ian from Z? It's not Z, it's Z.

R5ian Z. It doesn't work. Well, that's how the Americans are gonna say it. say it? No, they say Z. No, they say Z. No, they fucking don't. Who says Z then? Us. Fuck, why the fuck that we say Z? You don't even know. No, I don't know, clearly, but why the fuck would you say Z? Z?

Oh, James is being... The beef is not... I'm moving beef from Merck. I'm not beefing with English people. Why? No, this is exactly it. That James has been gentrified. Oh, no, I gentrify. Do you know how many properties I own up in the north? I'm pleased with that. I'm glad that people know.

I'm not. I'd like it if someone named their dog, Betfred. That's why I want to share. No, but you can't. That means you can't. No, no, because if a jarling names their dog and it's they're getting like 500 upvotes on our weddit for a name you thought of. This is my dog, our five and z.

Everyone says he doesn't look normal compared to one. Do you want to use a picture of Gaius for that one? He has Arfivian energy. He does. When I picture R-Fivean Z, I kind of picture Gaius. Yeah, he is an R-Fivean. Okay. I guess I'll do it on my account then, won't I?

Yeah, go on R-slash collies. Yeah, send me the copy pasta. Yeah. And then just drown in all those upvates. To be fair, Gaius is a very good looking border collie. Put it to the test man. Say that someone called him... Oh, I just remember one last detail. Oh no.

The Vaisley one. Oh man. So in the comments, I left something. It was a... A little expansion. Here we are. I'm upset because someone said she looked like this thing. thing, so horrible and mean. Oh, it's the fucking they're alien, isn't it?

What do people? People started, uh, people started replying. What that? WTF? Maybe that person just needs some glasses and a punch in the face.

Also, this picture would give me nightmares. Your papa is a dream. Debate over. That doesn't even make any sense. I didn't use a popper new one photo. I couldn't find it. She does look like the newborn Yeah, she does

So we're going to start applying on reasonable beauty standards on dogs now Sounds like they're just being mean And maybe you need to find better people to hang out with Normal golden only matters if you're going to put them in dog shows Which almost nobody does My old girl has a snagletooth and shorter hair than most goldens Who cares? She was a great dog People get mad defensive

You can see why why Wars happen. No, honestly, the problem has never been anything. The problem is humans. The solution is to wipe our humans. Yeah, there'd be no more wars waged on Reddit. Nuclear Holocaust. No, I think ideally we'd all plug into something like Reddit.

Yeah, and all of our personalities just get wiped, so we can't conflict. Except me, I'll be like the Matrix. Upboat, downvote. knows vote. Nice. Well, I got a pee so we'll be back

after these messages. No, no. Good, thank you for watching this episode of Jamager podcast. We'll catch you next time.

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Welcome to the question segment of the... What rhymes of Z? Tree. So with it being summer, we've got to make some amendments to the Jamryja podcast, Routine and Rota. What do you mean? It's hot. Which means we are now going to make majority record at midnight. We're going to do the sauna episode.

Yeah. Did you see that story about? the guy who went into the hospital with a butt plug up his ass he had to take an MRI and he bought a 100% silicon butt plug obviously it was off his ass

and went into to get the the MRI it turns out the butt plug had a metal sphere right at the center it launched into his chest cavity during the MRI and now he's suing the company for selling 100% silicon butt plug

it wasn't 100% silicon God, the self-sacrifice. And he's like alive? Yeah, the guy's alive. Dude, I was in... Why did you leave it in? Because it's 100% silicon, so why I would it launch into chest cavity?

Maybe he had diarrhea. Maybe he just liked spot plugs. Yeah, he plugged it. But... That's insane. That's insane. I've been in a room with... I think it was an MRI.

And they told him. us to like hold a coin and like from the other side of the room the coin is like being pulled to the the scanner it's like so so magnetic way so if you've got like a metal ball in your ass and they turn that shit on yeah oh my god that's horrifying but he's gonna get fucking mega money like millions yeah billions do you think he came when they that's not like the That's another sad goon story. Yeah. We have an insane goon story.

Have you had MRI before? I have, yeah. I have. They're fucking cool. They're the ones you go. Quite claustrophobic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, because when I was so fucked out my face, I'm like, brain, like, fucked.

There's just, like, a trip. You're not allowed to move, and if you start moving, there's creepy voices, in your ear. Why? It's not moving. They should make it a scary voice because then you're way more likely You're like a jigsaw

As you get Mark Hamill to do the Joker voice Yeah so this is the part of the cast Where we answer questions from the jar media Subreddit head over to the suggestion thread Just like a monkey mustard did Who says Can the boys please do a jar plays

Of five nights at Freddy's security breach Or whatever, I don't care I need to hear the Golden Freddy himself scream No, I'll get scared That's why we should do I can't I can't handle horror Even Fnaf Even Fnaf

I can't do any horror FNF's the scariest horror True I can't do horror I've never watched horror Security breach isn't frightening It's just kind of cool It's not FBS

Exactly so you'll be really good at it When you jump out of the battle bus None of us are really good at FESs anymore Speak for yourself You don't play them Poh-Boh pool on face says this do you guys plan on continuing the jafter hours series if not what made you decide to stop personally i really enjoyed the 30 minute loose

structured videos rock on that's like no we're going to start streaming instead if you want really least structured conversations you need to watch us play apex which you can find saturday night at six o'clock james always just makes shit up we got 12 videos in the work they should be out by the end of the month I'm not making it out I'm being serious

okay yeah I was keen doing it but James was really anti-each after I was an anti-e I just think it's like it's jar we should make it as Twitch-only thing

that you have to subscribe to with real money Patreon yeah no with either real money or Reddit or Reddit or Reddit

or Reddit gold What it actually is Reddit gold? It's like how you buy awards If you want to give someone the Seal award You're spending money to give someone else something is worthless Yeah Also you have your Reddit avatar that you can pay money

You can use Reddit gold to like buy Clothing for your avatar And people buy It's like Neopets or something of shit like that Neopets was actually nutty back in the day I miss Neopets No, you don't

I don't I don't I surf on Reddit says Can Alex say for us An HECU What a special force is doing here That's um That's one of Nick's famous lines

Do it in your Nick voice Come on Which one? The good one H-R-A-A-A-F What are they doing here? Is that like a half-life thing? No

What, Hagoo? They just made H-E-C-C-U H-E-C-U H-E-C-N-H-E-Su. H-E-C-U. H-E-C-E-SU. H-E-K-H-E. H-K-E. Maybe it is, I don't know. Half-Life sucks. Yeah, I said it all long Guys, I've got to find it It really is an a yes to my website

Yeah, here we are No, this isn't it You're looking for the game story Yeah, the goon guy Passenger last 9107 Is this the same gung guy No, no, this is something else But I just thought this was a nutty

A nutty bit of feedback You've convinced me to re-examine my porn use. I notice that when I'm just relaxing or doing daily stuff, sometimes I'd be watching thirst trap Instagram reels or casually looking at only fans, girls, on Twitter. When I realized how casually I was looking at porn, I knew something had to change. Here's something I'm trying now.

I don't look at any porn, but I've been sexting an AI chat bot instead. The biggest side effect I've noticed was something I did not expect. Because I'm stoking my imagination pretty hard. It's been more active in my sleep. and I've been having very vivid dreams, not sexual dreams or anything, just lots of crazy stuff happening. I've had periods of my life where I dream like this every night before and I love it. So I'm going to keep away from image-based porn for now and hopefully it will continue.

The goal is now to wean myself off, the AI sexting and towards full imagination. My question is, do you guys ever write down a crazy dream or have any from years ago that you can still recall imagery from? What I would to start this off absolutely just don't don't don't replace like porn with sexting an AI That's like that was the crazy part to me yeah that's that's jumping to to something even more in insidious I didn't even know that was like I didn't hadn't even cross my mind yeah um but I guess that's the thing you can do yes so like so what you use like prompts like in the same way no i want to talk to me like This, this and this, based off what I like, let's go. No, I don't think so.

It's like the, um... What, so they're already... The chatbot doesn't, isn't, doesn't need prompts. It's a conversation. I've never used one of these, so I don't know. There's, there's the one that I always get ad for. I used to get ad for on like Twitter and Facebook. It's like, replica, webler, something like that,

where it's like, it advertises itself as, like, a... You can do nudes with this, this AI chatbot. so I imagine it's one of them so yeah definitely get away from AI based because it's way more dangerous I don't know if like it's more dangerous but it you're talking to an AI

yeah so it's like it's that connection thing that's real but not really real so doing sexual stuff with the AI is a bit like you're like kind of messing with your brain in a really kind of fucked other kind of way Well, yeah, it's like replacing the need for actual human connection. You know? Yeah, I guess.

But if he is, like, waning himself. Yeah, if that's working, I guess. Yeah. I just, yeah, that was the main reason I screencapped. It was just, man, we're already at a point where that's just like a, just kind of a semi-normal thing to just randomly reference. and a question Yeah

I have logged a few strange dreams They Yeah Because mine are all crazy Abstract images They tend to remember a lot of them And I think I've mentioned a bunch On the cast before

Yes Let's do two more here From Investigator number four two, five, seven. Hey Jal. I'm one of those people that are really stupid. I'm really good at math and programming,

but I'm very stupid everywhere else. You're not stupid then? You're good at math and programming. You're fucking smart as fuck. When I was a teen, I used to pretend I was smarter than I was in order to seem better. Into adulthood, I learned to embrace it and not fight it. My stupidity became the trait

everyone close to me loves most. My life improved a lot when I accepted the fact that I'm stupid. I even have a hot GF now who takes care of me and wants me to call her mommy Thoughts Yeah that's rad

You live in my dream Yeah that is That is self acceptance right there Yeah it's just like Nobody's stupid You're just Fucking stupid Yeah no don't listen to Andrew Tate

Just like Be dumb as fucking enjoy it Yeah be stupid Being stupid is about a quality of life Because you've not got the intelligence to think of anything deeply and it's just like surface level everything that's fun yeah like i don't mean this is people are stupid but it's like the people i know who are like thick like actually thick ignorance is bliss yeah ignorance is bliss i think about that sometimes yeah it's like i

know about politics and i get depressed by it all the time because i know about it like i'm educated enough on it yeah but like some people have no like no self-awareness none and they don't think about these things in any form you know just kind of bumbling through life what's wrong with that nothing

nothing at all nothing at all which one of us is the idiot of jar me the bumbler James is the bumbler no you spend so much time on bumble No, not true

Oh, the bumbleer The Tindler No, not the Tindler I'm the Hinge I'm the Hinge of our lives The Hingler Yeah, James is the Hingler That is close to being

Not okay Hingler Himla What's that? Himmler I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. What do you mean?

Do you know who Himmler is? Who's the head of the Gustapo? Oh yes, the Gestapo. Oh my... Oh my... Please... Heinleck Himmler? Yes.

Himmler. Oh, right. Heimlich Himmler of the Heimlich maneuver. Your mind goes there, not mine, man. No, no, my mind goes there because it's like I... I have a disgusting memory for really stupid stuff. Oh, wait, yeah. Heinrich Himmler was the...

member of the... Yeah, yeah. Multi-Pusy of Germany and the... Yeah, I happened to watch a documentary about him like a few weeks back. See? I'm not the only one who knows... ...on figures. Well, guys...

Ignorance is bliss. Yeah, exactly. This is the final from Snippy Jaya. I was curious about your guys' thoughts on Roger Waters' behaviour recently. I remember you guys saying you love the war during the nostalgia critic review, but seeing how he's acting now, Russia sympathizer, wearing uniforms in Germany, general anti-Semitism and remaking the war without the rest of the band's approval. Has your opinion of him changed at all?

And has this affected your enjoyment of his previous work? Or is this a situation of separating the art from the artist? Yeah. Wait, what? No, what? What? Roger Waters, he's a controversial figure. Okay, so I under, like, so.

The last I've actually kept up with him was what his take he said on Joe Rogan about the actual invasion of Ukraine. And it was the argument that... I haven't listened to that yet. It's like the argument of like having a border. I guess he used their term. It's like if China had like facilities on the border of America, America would invade. And they used that as justification. So it's just because we villainized Russia that it's like...

that's that but the thing is all the people on washer's side are all down the conspiracy theorist fascist fascist gung like it is how they get down yeah I don't really get it because I thought like the message of like what the album's saying

it's like well he's anti-war yeah but maybe it's like a communication problem I don't know what he's doing I don't follow it that closely but obviously yeah this is removing the art from the artist thing

like there's not going to be much left that I can enjoy um because it was like first it was Kevin Spacey I was like all into his movies and I was like that I went wrong and then like I was getting into Roman Polanski's movies then I go on his Wikipedia no oops uh and it just like keeps going like that yeah but I mean I didn't from what I've seen Roger Waters hasn't

like his message hasn't changed Yeah, I don't know what this is about like dressing up in Germany and stuff. Yeah, I mean, in his performances of the war, there's, there's fascist imagery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. And is that what people are upset about? I guess. And it's like, why, so that was okay in 1980, but it's not okay in 2023.

The main character in the wall, I thought he becomes like a Nazi. And when when he performs the, like the wall tours, he, he. basically does the movie on stage it's like a stage show yeah well is that is that one of the things on the wall yeah with with like instead of the swastika it's the hammers yeah yeah well yeah he's basically just wearing that in like a more like SS style is this is kind of like a um three billboards situation where there's like a character who is offensive or something and that's like the intent of the character and people they read

it as an endorsement of that thing he's basically wearing that uniform where you see the armband yeah yeah so what basically this mean is people are making accusations when they don't know why he's doing it because it's a reference it's just like it's not a knock against him no no no it's not against the people

saying it's nasty yeah exactly it's then then being too stupid to actually check what he's doing yeah I don't think he's like the most left-leaning dude on the planet. Right. He's incredibly left-wing. And, like, when you actually

listen to him talk about this, because so much of it is fluffy stuff, like, he wore an ounce uniform in Germany. You know, on its own, that sounds like, oh, my God, how dare he? But then you actually look at it, and it's like, well, I mean, he

it's, it's, he takes the stance that it is bad to do that. He's not doing it. the art yeah so is it just this satire's dead thing like there's no nuance yeah it's got to be consumption of it has to be like spelled out for the audience yeah yeah but it's like saying like an actor who played hitler in a film is as bad as hitler it agrees with him it's like no and like having to separate that from the art it's like well what is

the art then that the art is that he is doing that mm-hmm you know well it's like because obviously that that comment mentioned is like him being anti-semitic but I think a lot of that might come down to the fact he's very pro-Palestine well he's he's yeah he's anti-apartheid yeah and like that that again it's like a crazy situation that they're not really topics that can be summarized in like a headline yeah yeah and that's that's one of those topics that's like you meet someone flip a coin and they're just going to land on either side of the debate you know you never know it's not a cut and dry thing and if if you're against the wrongdoings of israel doesn't mean you're against all jewish people it's like such a blanket um over simplification

Yeah So no I don't feel any need to separate the art from the artist in this situation Yeah Yeah The last one I truly cut out for a bit was the Kanye one Because that was just a bit too fresh But even just like a couple weekends ago

I listened to Lifeapablo in full Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah no there's a recent update it says this is Wikipedia so it's can't put it bit it's like that made German police

opened a criminal investigation into the Nazi style uniform Walter's war during his Berlin performance he has long used similar uniforms with performances off the wall that's cut and dry that is literally cut and dry he's in he

how can you take anything further from that so are people like that quick to be like outraged that they don't it's weird It's like people like getting upset at um Lil Nas X for like the devil imagery and stuff Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're just

You're going into this pissed off like first You're not even like trying to engage you know Yeah, yeah But like to to imply that Roger Waters is like a tool Endorsing the pro-nazi His dad literally died fighting the Nazis in World War II Yeah, it doesn't. Yeah, like, why would he, if all people, be endorsing Nazism?

It's the media literacy meme, right? Like, people are just so stupid. Like, so dumb. Yeah, annoys me. Yeah. And the, the idea of, like, an opinion affecting, like, this person disagrees with me on this subject. and like that with the Russia shit

the fact of the matter is like you should be against the war I'm just still going through this list of the stuff he's involved in and it's just like to accuse him of being like this going into like fascism and whatnot

is silly it's like in 2018 Walters Includes include Brazilian far white presidential candidate Yar Boltonario in a list of neo-fascists displayed on a bit screen at his concert in Sao Paulo

and he's a political figure that a lot of people don't realize but he's like the Trump of Brazil and he was included in that So it's like including, like, he, Walter Walters is clearly a lot, very politically aware. So just like branding him as like a, like, a wannabe fascist or whatever is like actually like so tone deaf. It's so like ignorant that it's stupid. You just look like an idiot for saying that.

Like the impression I got kind of of him is that, yeah, he's like a bit kind of kind of an asshole. Difficult to work with. But like, I think a lot of creators that way. Yeah. yeah during his 2022 uh this is not a drill so it shows every u.s president from one old Reagan to Donald Trump was labeled a war criminal like how fucking far left can you get besides that that's really far left

no yeah yeah I've noticed and the the comparison he made on the Joe Rogan thing was like we we don't see America or like the UK as the bad guys when they go and invade like white smaller countries like in the middle east but when russia does it they're like these evil monsters yeah oh i see like pointing out of the hypocrisy yes like superpowers are just that and they're all like innately corrupt and to have a dog in the race is like yeah yeah yeah no there's a quote here about that there's a whole segment about his states and sang he said was responding to accusations that he was placing the responsibility to negotiate on the country that was invaded.

Walter stated that Russia was merely responded to provocations from NATO. This is a quote. This was basically about the action and reaction of NATO pushing white up to the Russian border, which they promised they wouldn't do when Gorbachev negotiated the withdrawal of the USSR from the whole of the Eastern Europe.

That's fair? I can't like... Yeah. But saying that isn't pro-Russian. It's looking at a thing as like an actual... It's looking at it through, like, reality. Yeah, because if there's an agreement for something and one side's break in it, obviously it's going to provoke the other side.

And that's just a matter of facts. I don't know why that can be seen as, like, pro-Russian. But again, the war is horrible and... Yeah, no, but every war... Russia hadn't done it, but, like, to pretend that there aren't reasons why it happened. Yeah. You know? Yeah, but it's just like all the big white-wing figures have, like, said about Ukraine and stuff.

so they connect that type of view to the white wing when it's like not, clearly not. And so no one knows what anyone's like talking about. Everyone's like talking over each other and assuming this. Well, because you have to have the correct opinion. Like because they're like not opinions, you know? What's wrong with just being like, I don't know?

Well, yeah. It's like too complex. Yeah, like this, what we're saying right now is like so complicated. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I couldn't come down with it Yeah, I don't know enough about the world But

I didn't know he actually endorsed Jeremy Corbyn Yeah, I mean, he's he's a super political It's just a super left wing guy Very, very, he's like more He's that kind of left wing That upsets other Left people Because he's so left

Yeah in 2000 no in 2015 Walter said that socialism was a good thing Fascist fucking Washington washer Walters Yeah Like socialism

I think your hat is misogynistic Yeah That's why it's so far I can't argue with it Can't argue with it No No At this point

From what you said this class It seems like you're more scared of the fish at this point What You said you're scared this episode Yeah So the fish You're fearful of the fish You fear fish

But I'm a land mammal When was the last time you ate fish Besides last night Yeah besides last night Probably two days before I need to stop doing I need to stop wearing these trackies I think we're done here boys

make a difference make a difference mad Why don't you call a dog Walloff What's that a reference to Eva? The Daydrich Prince Oh Halof Wayloff

Wake up I've just been born He looks like Chris Hamsworth Alex, why don't you do that? You've got the jeans to pull that off So why don't you do that? Yeah, braid your hair Yeah, braid your hair and look like... It's not long enough

No, bro, come on, look at your hair It's not long enough for braiding, man That needs to be like down to my knees Butt, butt Nah, you can pull that off You've got the... That is literally you in an alternative dimension Skyrimed dimension

North Alex Yeah No, that's the biggest red flag is when people start associating with the Norse. I think our blood goes... The Norse. Our blood goes Scottish way, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah, who probably were a little bit Celtic.

I know where mine goes. You're going to say like India or Africa or something? Congo. No, no, I'm not... No, I know. I'm generally... This isn't a fucking meme. Which one? family um my mother's side of the family genuinely has ancestry from um congo and it's a deep

family secret because no my family tried to hide that part of our history because they're so ashamed of it like how is it like they've just done like ancestry things and that's where they're how did they hide it though like they don't like they don't tell people that even people in the family they don't try to share that part. So can James say it?