JAR Media Posdact - CLEAN CREAM

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 08:09 Housekeeping 10:42 Slow Walk Games Debate 26:22 UK Social Media Ban 34:22 Fav Games Ranking 46:29 Housekeeping Continues 49:51 Immigration Debate 1:00:07 Mid Break 1:03:03 Questions Segment: The World Cup 1:05:36 Episodes with most cut 1:06:50 Supergirl lack of hype 1:10:19 Fav Form of Comedy 1:13:57 How much of Alex's Content Does Jim Watch 1:17:31 Bungie Jump Accident 1:20:05 JAR Meme as Cosmic Horror BroCast #S7E24

I'm gonna do the Drake song over this. Mm, mm, mm, slap that ass, yeah, slap that ass, yeah, slap that big old fat, round ass, eh. Oh my God. One cheek, yeah, yeah, yeah, two cheeks, yeah, yeah. Triple cheek. Make a triple tree, fucking quadril, pull that cheek. I'm not much of a rapper today. I'm not my normal rapping self

Yeah you're not as capable at rapping as you usually are Yeah you can probably hear from my VOEAe Yeah I got that cold a VAEA say I got that cold a VDEMOJ Um Good afternoon morning, evening or night Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to broadcast season 7 episode 24

I'm Alex joined by Jim Hey hey hey And this is the comedy training far right centre, apolitical rap um, woke anti-woak

anti-woke anti-sj-Gw classical liberal yeah um podcast extraordinary classical fascist yeah we're classical fascist

around here I've got a I've got some kind of illness I've got one of those summer colds one of those classic June and Julys. One of them, there we go, New Julys.

One of them June in Julys. I'm not like one of those Julys in August. What do you mean? What does that mean? I think I got it at this woke charity event. Oh, for fuck sake. You know? Yeah.

They were like, oh, it's, it's Pride Month. Come and film us being gay. And I was like, fine. Well, gay for pay. They call that. Yeah.

You went gay for pay? I'm gay for free charity. Oh yeah, it was free. No, it was cool, actually. A new experience for me, you know? It was like a queer fashion show. Mm-hmm. A woke fashion show.

Yeah, in Bristol. Mm-hmm. In an old church. That was all this kind of like demonic imagery. which was called juxtaposed against the church imagery maybe I'll put a couple of shots in here or something I do find it interesting that wokeness is always you know how cleanliness is next to godliness

wokeness is always next to devilishness I think is interesting like when that guy you know he likes using that guy who also happens to be gay and he has like devil imagery in some of his songs you know and he does sexual things Peter Thiel no not Peter Thiel

he was the pop star that really snoburn. Oh, I want to take my horse to the old town. What's he called? I'm not, I can't remember. Um, Lil Nas. That's it. Little Nas X. Little Nass. I'm assuming he's called Lil Nars off of Nars, which is hilarious because he's like coded in the total opposite fucking way. Yeah. Um, yeah, so that was cool, but I think I got ill probably. Yeah. Well, that's what happened. I had to leave my cave and interact with people. My immune system is just not used to that. I mean, it's a good preparation for this weekend, to be fair.

True, yeah. So build up your immunity. We're going to see guerrillas. I guess by the time we here, we were already heard it. So I'm hoping this goes before then so I can enjoy it. It's always the way. It's one of the most stressful parts about like organizing anything that far in advance. It's like.

Yeah, I haven't had my planned illness yet. Yeah. I'm regularly scheduled. My regularly scheduled June and July. I love June in July. I fucking hate June in July. I'm sick of this fucking country. I hate it.

Me, me, me. I'm June. There seems to be a thing now. Every year in May, we get a ridiculous, like, 35 degree heat wave. It's all the summer condensed in May. Yeah, yeah. And then... Then it rains.

Yeah, then it rains, like, all of June. And then it's suddenly really hot again. And like, not even today, just since, like, 2pm. Like, it was a normal day, and then it hits 2pm, and it just goes crazy. Yeah. Are we going to call this one Clean Cream? Yeah, okay. Because that was conjured last time.

By accident from memory. By accident from memory. Yeah. We memorized it accidentally. What's like a... What do I sound like with my ill voice? Do I sound like someone different? A bit more nasally.

You sound like Peter T. Hello, I'm Peter Thiel. well some of my lovely jeal actually that's weird yeah so uh before we get too deep into the show let's shout out the jar media patrons over at the patreon to make the show an audio version possible let me sit properly actually now I think about it um you get your raw unfiltered mp3 on patreon ad free you can put it on your rs s feed hosts of choice your spotifies your iTunes your pod beans whatever you fancy You get your Patreon names right out in the first or second week of each month if you're a sandy tier or above.

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if you're like maybe something that could grow back no it's got to be teeth a finger now we talked about this a wart a scab scabs are a lower tier I guess you can give your teeth no you can give your we'll both give teeth people are less interested in my teeth than your teeth

but we can only do it for so long well that's why it's so exclusive that's how you got the final tooth yeah that I got the wisdom um I got a molar Like It's kind of like the excitement as well Of like what am I gonna get you know

And with any luck We can be cloned for more teeth Grow them back would be nice Like um A viltramite Or like a shark They grow their teeth back No I don't think so

I saw a video of A boa constrictor getting milked Um Getting milked Yeah I need some snake milk with materials I need some snake milk with my June in July. Ran out of beaver milk

needs some snake milk to fill the hole. Yeah. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. Let's do some housekeeping for fuck sake. Yeah, shit, man. God damn it. Yeah, fuck.

We can say that again now because YouTube is no longer woke. Fuck. No, you can just be like racist and... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, in fact, they want you to incite violence because it gets more clicks. Um, well, this one is actually a comment left on Spotify from T.J. Taylor who can start us off here. Um, we round off some conversations from the previous week. I don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet, but stood up pig, the episode, is on Spotify.

It's just not on the normal feed. However, an identical, but an identical Jaffe page slash feed. I was able to find it by searching by the episode title rather than the show. Um, I tested this too. any, he's not lying. So if you want that episode, Stut up Pig, it's like its own thing on Spotify. It's only on Spotify where it's its own album.

Yeah. So, uh, cool. Ha ha ha ha ha. Barry Lang has our next one. Jim has entered his attitude era. Is that a Taylor Swift fucking reference? What?

Yeah. You love Tayette. Which album is that? Is that the one? where she looks kind of cute. That doesn't narrow it down. So true, dude. I love Taylor Swift.

I don't. I think she's a part of the institution that is enabling fascism in the modern age. The death of Harry Potter. That's her new one, isn't it? No, she's got the Toy Story 5 song. The death of Peter Pettigrew. You got a Peter Thiel in me.

Yeah, she does have a bit. Harry, uh, Toie, the toy story. Doy Dory Fy. Yeah, why the fuck,

why is, where, what's happened to our man? You don't want to know what happened to Randy. Yeah. Wait, which round are we talking?

Randy Newman or Sandberg. Randy, my twin. Oh yeah. Who's Randy Sandberg? No one. You just made him up.

Stop making up people. No, I remember him. You got enough Peter Thiel's on the scene. I remember Randy Sandberg. Um, oh yeah, you're pissing people off

with what you're saying about Einstein No Should we drudge that one back? Sure, if you want to down that fucking insane hill No, no Lombrin is

annoyed at you Jim complaining about slow walking segments to defend RDR2 Is a bit rich, lull I'm no Bit litch, did I say, a bit rich lull, I'm no God a war fan But at least it has combat

Gameplay deeper than press button To slow time and headshot everyone then repeat for 10 waves for every mission. And then a very angry Nohaj replied as well, saying, such Jim shat on me for calling out Alex for having a cinematic game, RDR2 is his favorite game of all time after criticizing God of War, even though I qualified in the comment that it obviously is a different type of cinematic game. I instead want to say that you, Jamie Beltman, are a hypocrite for glazing that new

007 game, which is basically a parody of Uncharted and other Sony exclusives. For with climbing sequences, you cannot fail, yellow paint directions driving missions that you can beat by holding the trigger down and not even steering a five-hour tutorial invisible barriers blocking you from areas you were just in tag markers directing you to the only door in the room quick time events that fulfill themselves even if you don't input insecure i should cling onto that ledge kind of advice dialogue and 100 slow walking and talking sections that game is the most sony tm game ever made and it wasn't even released exclusively for playstation you aren't sick of that kind of game to don't even pretend, pathetic child. I'm not even against these type of games. I think they can work if the core gameplay and story is strong, like in the first Spider-Man game. I'm just saying,

I think saying you're sick of the formula whilst glazing 007 first light is so incompatible. I'm sorry, Slippery, Jay. And then Viper replied to that saying, but it's Bond. James Bond. That's the difference. That is a valid difference.

I don't clap in him. Right, what do you have to say about all that? I'm so glad this is like, come up because I was in the booth today like already cooking up my responses because I knew people were going to come at me for this shit. What was it like remind me what was it was the God of War La Lalfe. Yeah, Levee. It's not Levee. It fucking is.

That's the artist. Yeah. They're all calling it something different in the in the games industry. Luffy. Yeah, but they're fucking, it's a one piece cross over. Sony ponies. The God of War One Piece crossover. Oh.

His name is Luffy. That's Goddaw or Luffy. that's for you one pants fans you got one pair of pants because you're too busy fucking buying costume watching fucking anime and being a loser it gets good at episode 9604

yeah the penultimate episode yeah sorry yeah let's stop ragging on that fucking piece of shit TV show I said Red Dead 2 no there's something about Red Dead 2 that you know what pisses me off the most and

20087's definitely got this issue but when when controls are contextual that fucking pisses me off you know like Oh I think I know what you mean As far as as I'm aware

and I might be wrong because it's been a little minutes since I've like properly played Red Dad but yeah there are like walking sections and like horse riding sections and stuff but it never changes the control scheme or your ability to move you know it's like the difference

between in half-life you know what about in the camp in the camp yeah you're like forced to go slow yeah yeah um

that's true uh so I just kind of lied I just kind of lied but that that is a vibe that does piss me off

you know more so for repeat play through see the thing with the camp is that like it contextually within the camp does kind of make sounds

yeah right um and that's that's regardless of whether you're like in a mission or not yeah at the camp um but what what's like the the next thing just that people come in me for because like i i i wholly disagree with like comparing god of war to red dead it's like uh they came out the same year didn't they yeah yeah but i mean in in terms of like a narrative focus game I'd say you're better off comparing Spider-Man and Red Dead. You know, because, like, their formula maps better. You know, like...

For what part, sorry? I'm guessing confused what we're even arguing about now. Well, we're not arguing. No, I mean, like, imagine I'm the audience. Once again, audience. I don't know what that meant, but what are you confused by? What I'm saying is they're... I was like, God of War annoys me with, like, how,

its narrative is played out not in that it is played out but in the way that you play it out and people are like yeah but you love red dead two it's like yeah but red dead two feels different it's it's like you know those those moments

where it's still I know you get the failed screen but like when you're you're riding on a wagon and like John is hanging off the side and his face smacks into like a road sign and he ragged those and like fools down the hill like shit like that just can't happen in god of war yeah you know shit like it doesn't have like a vibrant open world there's no

like sandboxy element it's like when you're in a walkie talky bit you can do nothing you know in red dead i can like ride my horse into a tree you know if i'm fucking bored i can yeah it's it's the same thing with half life like half life has those moments where you're forced to slow down and it's like a character moment but you have full autonomy and like they've placed things around the space so you can mess around with that shit if you've done

like I have if you've played it a thousand fucking times yeah yeah um so that that makes a big fucking difference like I do not want to play God of War again because I don't want to carry that fucking pig up to a turtle I'm sick of that I'm fucking bored it takes like 10 minutes pig to a turtle oh yeah

yeah it's like what just let me press start and skip that whole shit because why would I want to do that again? If I'm playing the game... Mechanically be treated like a cutscene kind of. Yes. Yeah. And it's like why not? After a first playthrough maybe, like unlock the galaxy to do? Yeah, 100%.

That's the solution. Because you didn't even play Ragnarok that has this like fucking awful sequence. It's like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know the bit that you're talking about. Um... And it's the same with like the Spider-Man shit. Like, why do I have to play on repeat playth playthroughs? You know, like, it's

forced in there to ruin the game. What's to show off how cinematic it is. It's shit. It's genuine shite. Anyway. And, 2007, then? 207A is James Bond. He's like British. So that's cool.

I entirely disagree with like calling it an uncharted rip-off. Like it's... A Sony game they're calling it. Yeah. That I can see. Like it's got the cinematic, those sorts of like pitfalls. But um, it has like the, the hitman-esque

like sandbox elements. It's way shorter than God of War. Yeah, it's, it doesn't overstay it's welcome. Doesn't have like a level chapter select too so you can just yeah, yeah. And the, the like there's the tax sim. That's kind of like the end game content is like oh right. You can just play sections like like combat sections of the campaign. It's kind of like Batman, you know. Right, yeah. Whereas I'm pretty sure God of War doesn't have anything like that. There's nothing where it's like, you can just

play the moment to moment gameplay. You can just play the combat. I heard something about, sorry, this is like a tangent, but you know that new Lego Batman game? Apparently it's just an Arkham game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's only like it's like four characters or something you can play as and like all the combat is the Arkham

combat. Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, maybe. Well, that sounds way more interesting because I'm just over that, like, There's 100 characters and it's that formula. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She changed it a bit. And there's, like, a story. Oh, for sure.

You know what they do with, like, the Joker? Um, I know that there's, like, an Arkham Asylum bit. I think the idea is, I haven't played it. So I think, like, the Joker goes through every era of the Joker, like, throughout the story. Like, he changes into different ones. That's cool. That's funny idea. Yeah.

I just kind of want, like, a real Batman game, you know? Well, you got the Suicide Squad game. Yeah, which was, like, kind of awesome and stuff. And it had really good. cut scenes. Yeah. But yeah, do you go, like, is there a challenge mode in God of War? Like, can you just jump in and do a combat arena?

I'm pretty sure you can't. They added that, they added that rogue-like mode. To what, Ragnarok? I think it was Ragnarok. I never actually played it, and it was actually really cool looking. Like, it was integrating, like, stuff from the original games or something, like, old Cratos or something. Yeah, yeah.

You know, young, old. you know what I'm saying yeah um it's it but like games need gaming bits like that you know

if the whole game is uh just like you're going through it for the story then I'm not gonna play it that much yeah and again don't get me wrong I like God of War

I said in the previous episode I like God of War like I really like especially the first time through I was really impressed um it's like super super fun and shit

Yeah, it's just those, those moments. And it, I mean, it does apply to Red Dead. It does apply to James Bond. It applies to all these fucking games. It applies to Ghost of Sushima. It's also that semantic thing of like, when you assign something as your favourite, or say it's the best.

And then it comes like, well, you said that. When it's like, well, yeah, I did say in the Red Dead to, like, like super long video we did that it's like comfortably my favorite game of all time yeah but like that doesn't mean it's like perfect in every doesn't mean it's perfect but also like I have other equally favorite games if you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah depending on the it's like saying a favorite movie like they're yeah yeah it ebbs and flows like and there's like a list of things that's like this is my favorite for this this is my favorite for this yeah yeah I would I wouldn't say it's like it's just different it's like apples and oranges at a certain point um

but I didn't get James Bond I'm excited to play that Like yeah It's just everything I was hearing about It was like checking these lists of like It's not like an open web thing Yeah, it's like pretty small manageable Has like a good story

It's got Dexter in it Yeah What else do I want? I was sold honestly The second I like loaded it And then on the main movie goes Dun and Don't and it's like

Okay I don't even give a shit about James Bond really No I don't either That's the amazing thing It seems to be like really winning people In fact To James Bond as a character yeah because for the most part I did not only do I not give a shot I'd I

kind of say I think James Bond isn't very good like for the most part some of the like I like the the corny yeah yeah no I love it went too far with the grim dark yeah definitely but the the like James Bond is a thing in my mind is way cooler than it's ever been like in film or any form that I've seen I was putting it in kind of a similar bucket and I'm sorry Doctor Who fans in that kind of thing where it's like an old school like kind of British property

Yeah yeah yeah It just feels kind of like past its prime For sure there's something about British media where it's like Not all Just ones like that Yeah yeah Where they're kind of BBC-ish

They're very like And I love them when they're B You know B Like a B movie Yeah right not literally Jerry Seinfeld B movie but A.B. movie. Like, cornea, like, silly.

Yeah. Then they got to be, they got to modernize and get all serious. And, um, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I mean, I, see, uh, I love, um, I love corniness. I love, uh, cheese. Yeah, I love in Casino Royale. Like, when you, um, he's like chatting up the babe and she's like, where are you staying?

And he just, like, drives in a circle. And then he's like, we're here. I love that shit He's like a corny fucking motherfucker That was what the first grim dark one Wasn't it? From like the trying to be invigorating But I feel like that movie works

Because you do equally want the cool shit That's easily the best Craig one Oh by far By leaps and bounds Because like Quantum of Solis sucks Skyful's decent Specters fucking embarrassing We watched that one new year I think

Yeah it was really bad And it's like It was it was It felt like a parody of itself, like a weird pastiche of what James one should be. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I never even saw the last one. Yeah, I got like halfway through and kind of gave up. They should be like exciting.

Yeah. They didn't, they just don't seem to like really push the boat out. The last one that did, I feel, was Skyfall. You know, like, that the beginning action set piece is incredible in Skyfall. The same with Casino Real. It's fucking unbelievable. Yeah, yeah. And it's those moments that, like, that's what you want to see.

It's even kind of fun when it becomes, like, home alone at the end of Skyfall. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry for the sniffing, those listening. Yeah, Alex has developed various diseases. I've got various diseases and I've got my bigger bowl that I'm gradually falling up. But Aliz Zamke, unless you had anything else to say on that, I'm sure there'll be an continued argument. Just be less harsh on 207, like,

What the fuck? The game, I mean. Like, why is there so much? I've seen this as like a, it's like, why are we doing this all of a sudden? And there is also like the context of within, and this maybe is like a nerdy thing I bring to like games. It's like the development side of it and like who developed it. No, I feel like as a hitman fan and I'm seeing those, the DNA cross over, it's like. And it, don't get me wrong. this game is no fucking hitman like a hitman is like leaps and bounds ahead of but also yeah

the thing is it's going to have a bigger audience because it's not doing what hitman does yeah yeah it's not trying to do that but also just like comparing a red dead to a god of war it's almost objective fact that red dead two was pushing tech in a way that's much more impressive than that is only really going to be matched by gta you know like this something about that that puts it in like a league of its own kind of yeah for sure um but anyway we could go on this forever yeah i'm sure um ala kazam kay said i wish you still did reviews i don't know what you mean by that yeah they're regular reviews actually kind of more than ever um yeah they don't know what you mean by that um well maybe when you finish um

2007 we can talk about that. Yeah. I'll be interested to see your or hear your opinions. Loll End me says, just a quick question. The Labor government is banning social media, including YouTube for under 16s, and everyone else who have to upload ID slash credit card details

slash facial recognition slash digital ID to keep using it. Surely you see some issues with this. By the way, Elon Musk has correctly called this out for being a backdoor for government mass surveillance and uh Rilesio

replied to that saying See the episode Gooning is banned This is not a drill Which is That was when Porn was like Yeah

Banned in quotes First they came for the porn And I didn't Yeah So We haven't actually talked about this But I'm assuming You're anti it

Yeah I don't know I don't know anyone He's actually pro this In a space right now Where optically Everyone hates labor Anyway

It's like they want Reform Yeah To just get these easy wins. I don't understand why they're so obsessed with this. And even if Tories are in, this is something that like they're all obsessed with. Yeah, they just want to be the status quo. And we've seen in Australia where this came into effect, how it's just not worked. The porn thing didn't work. It's a band-aid solution with the band-aid not having any fucking adhesive on it.

So it just immediately falls off and the wound is still just better. It's ridiculous and a waste of time. And I can't believe any oxygen is being wasted on it. What the fuck are you think? Yeah, it's a total fucking waste of resources, like... And just political, like, capital and like, what is your strategy, you fucking idiots? What are you doing? Like, why are you handing wins like that? Yeah. That's what I've been saying since...

What's it going to achieve, though? Nothing. But it's... It feels to me, it's like the most right-wing aspect of current labour is, like, they're dead set on just handing wins to the right. Let's just try and make the left look as shit as possible while being conservatives. It's like it's a fundamental misunderstanding of the space as well, though. Like the way the internet works. And you don't, you don't legislate anything else like that.

Yeah, it's a bunch of out of touch people, um, doing out of touch shit. Yeah. Yeah. So, no, not for that. think it's going to bite them almost immediately. And like I've been doing research because I was getting scared like

because all these conversations of oh we're going to try ban VPNs is the next step but it's impossible. It's literally impossible. Like China can't do it. You can't get rid of VPNs. It's impossible and also crucial to the economy. Like so many

businesses need them. Yeah. I mean that that's crazy but I think the the scariest aspect of it is the the media control aspect um like the what what are the stuff that they're like censoring and calling um you know like this happened with the the porn ban because it was everything to do with like drugs it was everything to do with um like war yeah so you're you're censoring Yeah, yeah, the unintended kind of victims of what you're doing. Well, I don't know if it's unintended.

It kind of feels like, because they've seen the reaction to like Gaza. So they're like, well, maybe we should stop people from seeing what is happening there. So then people don't get upset about it. I was meaning with like if people, if someone is like an addict and. Yeah, yeah, that as well. Yeah, yeah. But it's like they kind of need all these things to stay. as they are, you know, like, it's, it's not being good for the, the system, um, that we live

within that people are exposed to, to the realities of war. People are exposed to the realities of like drug addiction. People are exposed to all these, these various things. Um, I also think my, my kind of core fundamental issue is it with when, what we're saying again and again is you, we want to give big tap less power, not more. Just gives them a lot more. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. power. Yeah, yeah. Like what, you trust to them to have these databases with your, like, passport or your driving license or any bio data on

you. They're not not just for the fact that they can sell that, but they've breached all the time as well. Yeah. So, like, all the time. All the time. All the fraud and everything to do with that is so ridiculous and it really pisses me off. It's incredibly responsible, but I

find the most frightening aspect is the, like, narrative control that they get in, you know, and Yeah, like if they can, um, go further and further with that now that they've like started, um, which they clearly like already are. Um, yeah, I, I was, because I was kind of laissez-faire about it originally. The poor one. Yeah. And I was wrong.

Like, it's, yeah. Did we argue about that on the cast? I can't remember. So I'm pretty sure I was anti it. Yeah, you were the whole time. Um, but you, you were, you were more in the know, for sure. Um. and there were just a bunch of aspects to it that I hadn't considered.

Well, it's always phrased through, and just like this one, the angle of think of the children. Will somebody please think of the children? Yeah, it's their fucking Simpsons. Yeah, Simpsons did it. Yeah. But it's like, no, this is think about everyone. Like, this isn't about kids really anymore, you know?

No. Like, we've passed that, like, a very long time ago. Like, you can't just decide now. that that's the issue. Yeah, yeah, and there's there's so much like it's like where where where are you drawing these lines it's very arbitrary. Yeah, um, so awesome fucking great. Um, and also though I want to say if you're American and like you're seeing stuff about the UK, you've really got to check your sources. Check it because it's it's fucking insane the stuff that Americans are saying.

It's super interesting being a country that's, um, like we've absorbed a lot of American culture throughout our lives. You know, a lot of our media is American, a lot of, um, or like lingo are words. Yeah, it's becoming more and more American. Um, and for the longest time, we've kind of been like aligned. And there's been this switch recently. So we're still getting all the American media, but the narrative about the UK in America. is crazy. So we're absorbing information about us.

It's like, I'm wondering if all the, the, um, fucking Tommy Robinson, oh, shit, um, is like, how many of those people are just like, absorbing American information about the UK? Yeah. And not even like, I don't know. It's very, very weird. It's really strange.

Like, America, you need to start listening to what people are saying about you. Yeah. You know, like, worry about. us when you deal with your shit. Yeah, yeah. Before you start worrying about, like, the UK, listen to what people are saying about you, like us.

Because we're not the most powerful, richest country in the world, you know? We're fucking nothing. Yeah. We're irrelevant on that stage. Like, you guys actually are... You're kind of it.

You're the scary ones. Yeah. You've... America sneezes and the rest of the world catches the cold. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm suffering with right now. Yeah. Yeah.

America fucking shit stained there fucking undies and Alex got a bit of a... I caught the rear. Yeah, you got the fucking rear. So thanks America. Thanks, Obama. Crash Punk says, you mentioned Sekiro being in your top games of all time. Would the boys be able to rank all their favorite games at all time?

Nothing gets me off quite like a video game ranking. Like a good ranking. I prepared a list of, I was trying to think, like, what are my true favorites really thinking about it? No. I can't... It's impossible to rank, though. This is one of the rare times where ranking is impossible.

Yeah. Because it's like, it depends on the day. It depends on the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't have to like, let's not rank, but maybe just like a top five, top ten sort of thing. Um, because there will be some crossover here. In no particular order. In no particular order.

These are what I'd consider my favorites, right? Uh-huh. Red Dead two. Yeah. Sekaro. Yeah. Halo 3. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Disco Elysium. Damn. Cool. Okay. Super Mario Galaxy. Damn.

Yeah. Eldon Ring. Yeah. The Last of Us, one. Interesting. Okay. Mass Effect 2. Yeah, okay.

Resident Evil 2. Damn, damn, okay. Super Mario Bros 3. Jeez, what the? Minecraft. What there? Smash Bros. Ultimate. Damn, okay.

Gears of War 3. E. Final Fantasy 12. Damn. Hades. Fuck. What, one or two? Or both?

I'm kind of, with like, gears, I wasn't sure whether to put two or two or two. three and I feel like Hades is a similar thing where Hades one or two I think is equally valid. Okay. And depends on the day. Inside down. Okay. Arkham Asylum. Rayman Legends. Okay, that one

kind of pissed me up. I don't know. Xcom. Enemy Unknown or whatever the expansion is. I played them ages ago. Ports to 2. Xcom. Xcom. Enemy Unknown. The first one. Really? You prefer that to 2? I think so. Really? Wow. Interesting.

Portal 2. When's the last time you played through Arkham City? Sorry, I have to start this conversation. I played them on, I think it was during COVID on that like. Okay, play my gun. Play me gun. Play me gun. This is favourite, not best.

I don't give a shit, play my gun. We can get into that into a second. I don't give it. Because I've only got four more. You're fucking. Portal 2, Ori in the Blind Forest. Dead Space 2. Guacamale.

Damn, that was a lot of fun. And plants versus zombies. Interesting. Those are from an ancillary kind of like noting down. Okay. What jumped out to you? Arkham Asylum, piss me off. Why?

Because Arkham City is so much better. Yeah, but that's what we're saying. I don't give a shit, you're wrong. I like the setting more. I think what it did and what it established is more important. No. Yeah, but no. Yeah.

Play those games fucking back to back and tell me which one is your favorite motherfucker. I'm telling you. I know it's this one. No, I'm telling you, motherfucker. I've maintained this. No, because you're not in the know. I'm in the know. You're fucking wrong.

I like the setting. I like the prison setting. I agree with Eldon Ring. I agree. I'm kind of pissed off you didn't have Dark Souls in there because I've got Dark Souls in there. It's not my favorite. I don't care. You're wrong.

You need to have Dark Souls in there. No, I think. You were like accumulating Gamer cred and then you just like, spilled it on the way out. As you were leaving the casino, you dropped all your chips. Why? I don't think it's my favorite. Yeah, and that's why you're

fucked. There's too much of it that's like genuinely shit. Yeah, but you're supposed to like that. Yeah, yeah, Dark Souls would be in there for me. Sekaro as well, Red Dead 2. I'd probably put Red Dead 1 in there as well, to be honest.

Fair? Um Undead nightmare Yeah, Red Dead One with Undead Nightmare Um I've been thinking about that game a lot Because I was just trying to Pick like one

Of something like that You know Yeah yeah yeah Like Halo 3 I could have Halo 1 And two in there But I think I would put

Um A I don't know if I would have a halo game That's cringe You experience Halo 3 at its peak And you wouldn't have it in there Um Yeah because it's just kind of cringe now

no that's not fair that doesn't matter it does they retroactively ruined no that's bullshit no that's true that's true it's true and they're gonna ruin it all again so even if I were to have

Halo game in there it would be Halo 1 I love that campaign is so so good no three is the goat now the three campaign's kind of disappointing no it's fire no it's fire

Halo 3 is fucking awesome Um Oh there was a Obviously I'd have a Alderman ring I'm sure I already said that Were there any way you were like That would not be in there for me Um like ory

That's not like a favourite of all time by any means Um I'd sooner put like hollow night And I've not even finished hollow night Um It's not best though His favourite Yeah I loved

I put fucking hours into hollow night Never finish it though did we Yeah, but that's a... By the time I'm halfway through Hollow Night you could have played through Auri fucking nine times. Exactly. Yeah. Because part of why Halo 3 is so awesome.

What, because it's fucking shit. What do you think? No, do you know what ruins Halo 3? This sound effect of the assault rifle is genuinely so... No, genuinely. It's the most dog shit-sounding gun of all time in any game ever. It's like they've taken the coolest gun

that they took out of Halo 2 just so that it would be hype to bring back. not the coolest gun and it is the fucking coolest it's like it's like the assault rifle from uh aliens yeah that's why it's lame and the needle is way cooler you're being a fucking dick for no reason

no that's not true you are saying that it ruins the whole game no that's true nobody's going to agree with you on this everyone's going to agree with me on this because the needle is cool tell me the sound effect is good the needle is sound effect's cool I'm fine with that sounds as it should

the fucking assault rifle, the gun you literally like start the game with? Or do you start with a pistol? Maybe. But either way, it's like an iconic Master Chief gun. Why the fuck would you make it sound like the water when I piss in the toilet? To make you use other things. That's fucking stupid. Don't be a dick face. You're being an asshole.

They're like, we want you using the brute spiker. Yeah, I'm happy to use the brute spiker. Just Halo 4 give me fuck all ammo. Like the Halo 4 assault rifle sounds better. Who cares? Shit. Even though it sounds shit. Halo 4 is fucking...

Halo 4 being there for me. What are the gamer crab ones in there? Disco Elysium, for sure. Yeah. Oh, what a good game. I think Eldon ringing us to be honest. I think Mary Galaxy is. I think a lot of people would want Mary Galaxy too.

That's always what I see people is like, oh, it's better. No, it's not. Mary Galaxy 1 is the shit. Don't make so. But you know what I'm going to say of Mary Galaxy? What's that? Mary 64. legit yeah I love that game I fucking love that game

I love the shitty art style I love put that above galaxy yeah really I've got like I remember the amount I played no I remember I had it like DS I enjoyed watching you play on the Wii I had it like I was obsessed um it's a fantastic game I've got on the switch um that's like that's one where it's like it's important too for figuring out camera figuring out camera and like 3D platformers like they were all shit until

Marrier did it as per as per who's the goat who the goat who the goat um what else would I have RE4 you have

I've I'd sooner have RET really like you yeah um RE2 is ridiculous it's start to finish perfect the remake

yeah I'm talking about yeah yeah yeah the original one yeah um and obviously this list will be affected by your like age range of when you were born and when a certain type of game was out during that space I'm sure even though you know there's a bunch of contemporary

in there too yeah I mean excuse me I'm just gonna quick try and um by Rayman Legends have you seen their remake in that for some reason in 3D. In 3D?

Yeah. They like ruined it. Why not just do, just re-release it? That game's fucking awesome. Why didn't, but like, why not just do the remake treatment

to the original Rayman games? Why are you doing that? To legends. I don't know, man. Like his art style was perfect. I was gonna look at my steam, but the apps are like, fuck.

Um, I feel like I'm definitely missing. So, Arkham City would be in mind because it's better than Arkham Asylum. Um, I've held that one for a long time. Yeah, but that's, that's like, um, it's just, the whole shit. It's like, you're just being a dick. You're just being...

That's cringe. Your, like, butt plug is vibrating right now. Is the vibe that gives? Well, because I'm correct. I actually prefer Arkham Asylum. I actually do. While it's buzzing up there. It's like, no, you fucking don't.

Play them right now, then. Play them both on, like, you got two monitors. Play one on one on one screen and one on the other. Which one are you playing? But we're saying, favorite. I don't care. Why,

what don't you understand about that? I understand it perfectly. You're being, um, ridiculous and bullshit. I'm going to put 207 first light in my favorites as well. That game's going to.

Our graders. Yeah. Yeah. No, um, Hitman. Hitman. Oh,

yeah. Like, Hitman, that whole platform now is just an incredible. Yeah. Selection of game. Um, yeah,

genuine. in a masterpiece straight up masterpiece like who the goat who the goat who the goat meh yeah it's not really fair because I had

prep time sort of like Batman in Arkham Asylum he actually didn't have prep time that's where he struggled so much the tension was so high anyway he didn't have prep time in City either the only one he had prep time for

was night and that's why he has a Coincidentally the worst one. Yeah yeah it's boring because he's too strong that it's better than night asylum in terms of what as a complete video game which would I want to boot up right now and play at night that's cringe that's so cringingy it's fucking

dude that's pissing me up I booted that game up for the first time in like seven years or something Knight yeah like a year back or so and I was like mouth agape the aura that the whole like intro has

yeah it's fucking unbelievable with the music and shit and the the visuals like most games don't like hold up to the visuals of Arkham night they're unbelievable it's a it's a good as fuck game

it's just kind of like got a stinky story and the tank stuff sucks I hate that shit the tank stuff is like mediocre yeah I wish that like in Spider-Man had a skip mode or something like I don't want to

yeah I'd sooner play Arkham night than those fucking Mary Jane mission genuinely like it is like it all kind of overhated but I understand the hate at the same time yeah no little baby says hi Mingers long time watcher

from the US here at this point I don't even remember how I found you but I've been here since Smosh hates us I was just a wee boy then I've now finished my first year of law school and I'm working my first legal internship this summer. I am solidly on the path to becoming a lifeless wage cuck

but it brings me solace and childlike glee to listen to you boys on my way home from work on Mondays. Also fun story. During my first year of university, I discovered that one of my friends, who's one of my closest friends today, was a jarling like me when this is real. He began an email with good afternoon, morning, evening or night,

which I replied game on. All this to say that JARMedia has had a real world positive impact on my life and relationships, which I really greatly appreciate. Thanks for all the last shout of the years. Keep doing what you're doing and stay normal. He starred out the oh and normal too. Nice. That's true. I'm glad to know that we have someone who can like help us with any legal issues. Yeah, we're going to need that soon enough. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny. There's the occasional like doctor jarling or like scientist jarling or in this case a law school.

school, darling, that's funny. They're not all Neats. Android Squid says, on the topic of listening to Old Jar, I joined the cast a little before James left. It makes it sound like he, like, join the cast.

And I recently started re-listening to the old casts. I'm currently in the early Corncast and man, the changes you guys go through are crazy. You go from loving Elon's Cybertruck and J.R.E. Joe Rogan experience to absolutely despising both. It's a nice way of seeing how the pandemic changed people since I was mostly unaffected by it.

I can also see why James is the fan favorite. Him being a contrarian asshole always gets a laugh at me and hearing all the stuff he went through is inspiring. Hope he's doing okay. Anyway, to summarize, watching the cast is like viewing One Piece's current arc and then starting it from the beginning. The amount of growth the cast went through is interesting. Definitely more than the actual One Piece cast.

I think the Corncast is a pre-time skip, arc where you unlock your true potential. Jim is a left-wing extremist and Alex is a guy who started taking his meds. Also, fuck root beer, malt-licker is the true kids beer. Malt liquor. That sounds fucking shit. I'm going to be honest. Cool.

When did I become a left-wing extremist? Um, the last few years? Yeah. I wonder what, um... I thought that was like kind of a. James living on through you. He's not dead.

He's fine. That was bad phrasing. James Energy, at least. Yeah, but... His was even more extreme than you. Yeah, but also less... It also was less like... Formulated?

Do you know what I mean? Like, uh... It... James was often extreme to be extreme. Uh-huh. You know. Whereas I arrive at the same conclusion. Well, maybe he's just fucking way smarter than I am.

And last for this section, I guess we're talking about Elon, which is everyone's favorite topic, I guess. I'll start with this nice one, actually, from us slash Jamedia, who says, Game On, lads. I just wanted to chime in on the nuanced and respectful conversation you had regarding immigration in the UK in the UK in the the last cast. As someone who is myself an immigrant, I think it's important to keep giving normal people some perspective. I am a second generation Palestinian immigrant, now proud Kiwi of several years. My grandparents sought political asylum from the Palestine-Israel war when they were children with their parents and fled all across the Middle East. I'm lucky enough to have never seen war-torn atrocities firsthand, only having heard of relatives who weren't

as fortunate. In my personal experience, I've thankfully not felt victim to excessive racism in my however, as with anywhere in the world, no matter how beautiful and culturally rich, you will every now and again get the look. It hit me when Alex was talking about the black man at the post office who was getting dirty looks. Sometimes the way people talk to you will simply look at you is more than enough for you to tell what's going on in their head and it never gets any easier. My complexion is very obviously not from here, despite me feeling more at home here than anywhere else in the world. But in those moments, you cannot shake the thought that these people have absolutely no context whatsoever about what anyone else has been through to get to this

point. Yes, I came to your country to reside, became a citizen, lived, worked, paid taxes, voted in during elections, etc. Because merely getting to a developed nation on its own is an absolute dream for the majority of those living in less fortunate places in the world. Maybe instead of demonising those people, we can ask ourselves what the real issues are. Maybe, just maybe it's the billionaires you're voting for who can have their cake and eat it too, all the day long while making you feel good about proudly flaunting MAGA bumper stickers. It should be a deportable crime to use any kind of bumper sticker anyway because that shit is cringe.

Have you seen the, um, it's like a political cartoon I guess where it's like, um, a white guy and a black guy sat at the table. The white guy at the table has one cookie and in the middle of them in the background is a guy sat on a huge pile of cookies. and they're saying to the guy with one, look, he wants your cookie. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. That's kind of the situation. Yeah, and you can find propaganda's like the wrong word, but... There's plenty of... Like posters like that, though, with that message from, you know, like the oil man days, you know, from... Oh, right, yeah. From like that, like, railroad, like tycoon fucking era. The Rockefellows and these.

Yeah, the Rockfellas and shit. Like, people, people have been knowing that for a long fucking time, you know, but they've got so much power. They have so much power over us, you know, where now they, they have reached the amount of power where they, they control people's thoughts. Um, and Micromello wasn't happy about this. it's nuanced quote whilst being the least nuanced about the subject

Omni replies that saying yeah I feel like I've had enough of the quote nuanced political discussion I would be happy to have like disagreements but like what are you supposed to say or like respond to that great addition great addition great addition to the conversation dude like genuinely say anything so like disagree with us

put us right we've had people put us right before We've said things and it's like, oh yeah, thank you. You know, I can add that to my wheelhouse. Yeah. Like, yeah, what a worthless thing to say. Block them. One of these that's more like what we're looking for, I guess, is this one from Berangium who says, I'll offer a little pushback on the immigration section of the cast.

Number one, people still feel like immigration is up because two, three years ago, when in 2023 net immigration was one million. It was not that long ago. and the impact still feels way too sudden. It takes time for those immigrants to disperse around the country, so some religions only start to feel those impacts, sorry, regions only start to feel those impacts now. And number two, there's much talk of bad actors,

but I firmly believe this is nearly entirely a bottom-up movement, especially in Belfast where sectarian violence is the norm. People are organically angry at seeing their communities change and waves of violence directed against whites that's always responded to by the government with Don't Look Back in Out. anger. For me, it's where you're putting that blame because, yeah, the one million in 2023 was insane, but who was in charge then? It was Boris's post-Brexit, um, just going through government. You also, you also need to think about, um, the, the context of that. It's like,

what, well, because it, everyone is always so focused on what, they never look at why. Right. And what, it's, it's, it's almost as if something like was happening in 2020, 2021. And even before that. to 2022. Before that. Well, yeah, yeah, there's Brexit as well. Brexit never comes up anymore.

I don't get it. No, no. That's an excellent fucking point. But also the fact that like our borders were shut down for like near two years. It's kind of like there'd be a backlog of like students and people. The million thing is fucking. Trying to work. Like that is,

we're a tiny fucking island. That's insane. Yeah. And I. This is the thing. When you look in the 90s what the numbers were, it's like, wait, what the fuck? But I'm not going to say that, like, immigration isn't a problem, full stop.

It's like, in terms of the grand scheme of the country, it's a tiny fucking problem. But the real issue to me is that the solution to this problem that these people are posing it as is to somehow vote for the person who is responsible for it being as bad. Well, yeah, and I mean, that's my, my, my combat to it being a bottom up thing. It's not a bottom up thing. Like, Farage has been the main guy pushing this narrative, and he's not from the fucking bottom. Tommy Robinson isn't from the fucking bottom. They're lopers.

They larp as bottom dwellers, like you and I. And there was something else I was going to say, um, Xbox. It's something to do with Xbox. Excuse me. But yeah, it's something that's ignored about immigration as well is the amount of money they're bringing to us. You know, they're, the government benefits from immigration. It does. Yeah, especially when your population is not having kids.

Yeah, tax. They pay, like I said in the last episode, they pay, they have to pay for. for the NHS if they want to use it. You know, so, so they're paying for our NHS. Most people using the NHS are old white people, you know, so, so immigrants are kind of paying for that, you know, student fees for, um, foreign students way fucking higher, like way fucking higher. They're, they're propping up the whole education system of the country.

It's like, you can't, China is like keeping that. Yeah, yeah. But everywhere, you know, and people who come over and work here legitimately are paying tax, you know. They're also doing work that needs to be done and we don't have enough British people doing that work. Also, like I said in the last episode, if they are illegal, then they can't take from the system. you know that there's this idea that all these illegals come over

and then they're rinsing the NHS and they're rinsing the hotels and stuff and they're like no they're not dude uh trust me you're you're probably rinsing more with your like

antidepressant pills and the amount of times you need to go to the doctor because you're fat fucking gammon who can't stop drinking you know give me 10 years and I'll be one of them yeah I'm like

fast-react my way there like this instant um so i'm i'm not one to talk but like it's it's when it like if you say is it a good thing that the net migration was a million it's like well what do you mean what's the the context around all that what are the numbers beyond the a million people like what are you saying and like if if this is after covid how what percentage of that million are students if so how many of that percentage then after their time at uni goes back home. So then what are we talking about?

You know, like... We have to have a good faith conversation. You need to have a good faith conversation and break down everything. Like the numbers beyond just... Oh, shit, a million. That's a big number. You know, like, they're... It's how they get you whipped up.

You know, if it's like surface level... Um, oh, racial minority did this to a white person. it's like the narratives are already being controlled then you know like yeah yeah i feel like we're just kind of repeating what we said last week um so yeah sorry yeah i mean when when something when something is brought to me that changes my mind or um where i can't just say the same thing to dispute it then i will say something different but yeah i okay Xbox player I guess we'll see after these messages. Rankers on

PS5 out now. PlayStation This is wild. Play us on day Downloading wankers on my Xbox. Which one is Bart's real scream? Yeah. I just, I guess we can just

include this actually. There are certain things I think are important to not shy away from Yes but also I'm aware that It's irrelevant to a lot of the audience I think and also may be repetitive Yeah um I don't know I just feel like Because I want to be able to look back and be like you know what we're like like burning alive but at least was on the right side. Yeah, at least we said something.

At least we didn't go silently into that good night. But I feel like it needs to be hammered in. You know, because like for way too long we've let racist, fascist rhetoric like live freely. and like duplicate preaching to the choir

I don't well even even so if if through repetitive hearing like the same points that can arm you with the vocabulary to shut down other people

who would chat and bullshit and I guess you know there are time codes and also let us know give us feedback yeah yeah dude but also I want to say like I'm not the

the arbiter of I don't know everything. I'm, I'm, like, I have the same access to information to anyone else. Like, it's not my job to research this stuff. I don't, I don't know any better than anyone. I'm, I'm like, uh, like, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, just work, like a working class job, four, five days a week. Um, long days, okay.

I, I, I do full-time hours, all right. I'm a wage slave. um so like if i can arrive there then no one has an excuse you know

okay yeah just let us know then your thoughts on that kind of thing um I think most people are actually kind of into it because I don't know it just feels like it can't really be ignored anymore you know

yeah it can't be and we can't can't keep letting them get away with it. Yeah. But otherwise, let's do some questions from the JAR Media subreddit and first some from the group chat on the Patreon. You can feel as you get into the evening, your kind of cold gets worse. So my voice sounds worse.

The sea is all I know. Can start off here. Are you boys catching any World Cup games? Any interest? Personally, I'm not usually into football, but the World Cup has a different feel, especially as I'm in a sweepstake with friends which makes it much more fun you've gambled on every match so far I've watched one game which was England's first game yesterday as of recording

it was actually a good match like things were happening I hate when nothing happens so when they're both too defensive that's almost inevitably going to happen like in the last few matches because they start getting like nervous I don't want to make the first move Yeah, I'll watch England games Yeah, I watched the Mexico South Africa

It was like the start of the World Cup That was fine I just It really pisses me off that it's in America Like it bothers me as well It's like you guys don't get fuck about football Like why are you hosting it? This is weird I mean Mexico and Canada

that are like sharing it so I get Mexico I feel like it's more footy than You're just saying they speak Spanish Well like there is a correlation right It's not a coincidence that like Spain and Argentina are like fucking awesome at football The Argentina speaks Spanish? Yes

Do they? Because Brazil speaks Portuguese But their own special type is Portuguese It's very interesting Yeah But yeah I'm not crazy about football really If it's if it's convenient to watch

like it kind of like a background thing you know with a few tinnies and you know a few more tinnies it's quite infectious yeah it can be fun you know um but yeah only when it's like grand events

like this yeah like a world world cup I think it's fun to just like boil it down into countries instead of like segments of a country because like um I don't really associate with anywhere You're like a rolling stone

Yeah Exactly Yeah I'm the kind of guy That likes to roam around Speaking of um Check in episodes that have like stuff cut out of them Antonio Phillips says What episode would you say had the most cut out of it

And why Um I have a cringy memory of like literally cutting out About half of an episode Why I don't know if you remember it It was when I was a vegetarian I watched this documentary.

Oh, was it the one that turns out to be like a bunch of lies? Yeah, it was just like a bunch of horseshit. Yeah, yeah. I don't really want to include this. I watched that same documentary and it's like... It's like, you can make an excellent case with like actual facts. Yeah. Like, why are you lying?

Isn't it called what the hell? Is it that one? Something like that. I can't remember. A year, 10 years ago or something. It was very long ago. But that was literally half the episode. I just took it out like, fuck this.

Like, yeah. Yeah. That was probably the most. Surely there's like shit with James where we... Oh yeah, yeah. Well, a lot of the time, yeah, when the crazy rants would come out, I would just like sit there just waiting for it to be over. Just knowing like none of this is making it in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was incredibly funny though at the time. For me, anyway. Dandy Chiggin says, thoughts on Supergirl coming out? I know the lads enjoyed. Superman summer last year. I fucking love Superman.

I think this film's in trouble. I think it was kind of stupid for them to release this film when they are. Yeah. Make it as, I think they should have just done another Superman movie. Yeah, they should have gone straight for that.

I don't know what the strategy is. It's stupid. I don't think it's going to do very well, yeah. But saying that... I should have Spider-Man's about to come out as well. Yeah, shit. You're fucked. Are they coming out at the same time?

Toy Story and Spider-Man. at your competition, you're fucked. He the fuck gives a shit about Toy Story now, man. It's gonna make a billion bucks. It's gonna be one of the biggest films. Toy Story 4 was shit. Yeah, it sucked. Toy Story 5's gonna...

Why's Woody back? I thought the whole thing. I'm in the place now where, like, now you've gone past 4, it's like, make 100 of them then. Like, making 4... Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just genuinely wank them out until...

Yeah, now I don't care. Like, make as many as you want. Yeah. But 4 is, like, my protest one. Of, like, this... Okay, what you're doing with it? Okay, this fucking sucks. It was bad.

Yeah, it was really bad. An incredibly impressive cat, but it fucking sucked. And the, like, water in the opening was impressive. Yeah, fuck, man, you don't fucking water. It looks legendary, blood. Cassio, the Who by Cassio, says, talk about anything. Just be kind. Remember to be kind.

To jump back to the previous question, to be honest, I kind of want to see Supergirl, to be honest. I mean, I'll probably see it. Well, you see everything. I just don't think it will, I wouldn't bet on it being quality. It's not going to be anywhere close to as good as Superman. No. I think there's any chance. But for me, it's, it's just like a little, like, while I'm waiting.

Yeah, they released the, like, clip of Corinne's sweat, like, interacting with her. And it's like, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that. And I saw, like, there's some, like, I'm sure they've done this on purpose, but there's a few, like, behind the scenes, leaks of Superman, unless it was AI. Of Superman, not of Supergirl. Oh, right. So a different movie.

Yeah, yeah, but I'm like seeing shit and I'm like, ooh, that film's going to be fucking goaded. Also, like, Jason Memo kind of fucking sucks. It's good casting for that character. But like, when he's in a movie, I'm not like, yes. You know? Yeah. I'm kind of more like, ugh.

Like, I was happy he's like dropped out of the Helldivers movie. Has he? Yeah. He's good in Minecraft, though. Oh, yeah, I mean, he's awesome in Minecraft. But yeah, I don't think it's going to do well And I'm honestly more curious about the The original comic

Like I like the idea of that story And the art's really cool And the film doesn't really have a very distinct visual style Right From the trailers anyway I will be annoyed if they kill Lobo In it Is he even killable?

Is that like a thing with him? I don't know He's like invincible as law But I don't know I do want to see Superman go up against Lobo at some point. I loved that episode of the animated show. Yeah. Awesome.

He's such a fuckable. Do you know what I mean? Lobo, not Jason Mameau. He's fuckable. But not in like a sex way. And like you want to fight, you want to fucking fuck him up. Right what you're saying?

You know what I mean? No, you know what I mean. You know what I mean? The audience knows. I know what no project 5993. means, Bebeer. Favorite form of comedy.

I love poo and wee humor. And the late worm replied to that saying, I love comedies about wriggling in the dirt and other things. I like, a wormy opinion. Yeah. I like urine and feces humor. I like when there's like a reference to something I recognize.

That's my favorite kind of humor. You know, my favorite form of comedy when it's like, oh, it's that thing I know. When there's actually like no joke, it's just like showing you something you recognize. Yeah. you know or if it's like the the um the scream mask smoking weed and then changing to it going like

yeah right that's that's kind of what i'm talking about that's fucking awesome or like um in wainsworld when like the terminator is like have you seen this guy have you seen wainsworld no you just know i've seen wainswell but i've never watched it that's a good way of putting it favorite former comedy i like esoteric fucking bing bang bosh i like um do you know what i don't like comedy wise something that's kind of um starting to rub me the wrong way what and this is gonna piss you off because this is kind of like a random like just there being and i'm just actually going off right now okay um uh a bunch of the the like the spider diverse like Lego movie kind of like bombarding.

It's too much. I'm old now. Like what? What's an example of that? Um, I agree when it's like someone copying that style and doing it badly. I just find the style itself kind of annoying. Like it's... The maximalism. Yeah. Just like constant...

For like a whole movie, it's like... Why? You know? This is coming from the YouTube shorts addict. Yeah, but they're funny there. They're fucking funny. Because family guy clips are paced in such a way where it's like, most of them like don't have a joke.

Do you know, so it's like the opposite pace. All the family clips I get, family guy clips. I think the jokes are actually funny though in those movies, which is rare. Yeah, no, they got funny jokes and stuff. It's just like a lot of humor. is timing and if you don't give me a chance to like absorb something then

uh I don't it's just like it's that's a bad opinion coming from the fucking you've been shitting out opinions today like you're like you actually have diarrhea that must be how you feel

when you heard that I said Alchem Asylum is my favorite one yeah so maybe that's why I even fucking said any of the shit you're just thinking of like what's the superior thing he likes. Yeah, yeah. Even though I like it. I feel like if it's a superhero thing,

the likelihood is that I just, I like it, you know? Wow, so you're a fucking fan boy? Yeah. So you saw Blue Beetle and you were nutting at late? No, I didn't see fucking Blue Beetle because I'm not a fucking idiot.

I'm not a fucking moron. No, I didn't watch that fucking movie. I actually value my time I don't I don't value it I like to dangle's got an aggressive one Alex will you ask Jim point blank how much IHETV in Sardonicast he has watched if he gets cagey snatch his phone hold his feet to the fire and be pissed regardless of answer

how much IHGTV and what Sardonicast I've watched more I HED TV than Sardonicast being that I've I've not watched much Sad on a cast at all mostly because I fell off of podcast

for a long time So you can just have a conversation with me Yeah, yeah That's the thing Because I I started one semi recently And then I'm like

This It feels weird Because it's like I'm hearing you And I'm like Sat playing a video game Where I didn't have a headset on where often I'm like talking to you on discord while we're playing a video

yeah yeah talking about like movies and shit and it's a move steps removed yeah and I'm like yeah I I personally have always found this kind of expectation that everyone in your life needs to watch everything you ever make like I don't get I'm actually happier when people around me don't right like yeah yeah I don't know why that's like an expectation really um there's the odd video where like you've seen like all my destiny videos, right? Yeah, yeah, I watched your destiny videos. I think I've seen everything on IHE. Like, yeah.

Maybe the odd, like, film thing. I was most of the comments on your Last Jedi video. I'll be honest. That's good. All your alts. Yeah, I was just cranking out YouTube ads. And I've watched a few. YHG TVs as well.

They just got a strike at the right time. You know, when your thumbnail game is on point, I'm like, do you remember a thumbnail that caught your attention? Um, not off the top of my head. It's the, you do your, your, like, best work on Char. Let's be honest.

That's, that's where, like, that's where you're putting the, the true, like, the effort, you know? That's where you're, like, you know you're cranking out the the thumbnails for iHU TV but then when you get to a jar thumbnail you're like right i'm gonna spend six hours on this yeah and you can tell that was a last episode um one of the comments was like how did you actually do this thumbnail that when i see one like that i'm like nice yeah yeah just old school photoshop my friend yeah just start pressing button

it's like i just hack it in you know yeah um I think Camera B has just died, so that's fucking annoying. Thanks, Sony. Well, instead of cutting to Camera B, cut to Nikki Minaj talking about her cousin's balls. Oh, a nice sexy Nicki Minaj Giff. Yeah. Yeah, I'll do that maybe. I was going to say, just put the tweet of her talking about her cousin's inflated balls.

Her cousin's giant bullsack. He got the COVID vaccine. Inflated his sack. You're not supposed to inject it into a little. the sack, Nikki. You're supposed to inject into the grundle, did you not hear? You're supposed to inject straight into the reithra? Let's do two more.

Round this one down. Let's do two more. 18 billi ears says, I'd like to hear your thoughts on the insane incident of the woman who died bungee jumping because the jump masters, parentheses, apparently that is what the people who do this job are called. Forgot to tie her. This is the kind of thing that happens in a nightmare,

and it's insane and hard to believe it happened in real life. It's crazy that none of the jump masters and no one in the crowd seemed to notice she wasn't tied until it was too late. The incident was captured on footage and you can see the rope on the floor is clearly not attached to her. I've seen the video. Really? Fuck. It doesn't like show like gore, but like it shows... What was beneath?

It was like a bridge. A bridge over what? It wasn't over water. But one time. And I'm pretty sure she's wearing like a GoPro type thing on her. Oh man. It's like you have one job. You literally had one job in that instance.

Yeah, that's not a bungee jump. That's just the jump. That's like, that's probably one of the worst ways to die. Like that right there. No, there's worse. There's definitely worse. But that is genuinely fucked up and I'm sorry to hear that. But I can't help but say it sounds like something out of hit, man.

Fuck, yeah, it does. Yeah, the bungee sabotage. That's like almost straight up a thing. and in like the Dubai level on the skyscraper. I think, yeah, someone's going to like jump off with a parachute and I think you can like sabotage their parachutes. They just jump up. I've never done that.

So if that isn't a thing, I'm sorry. But yeah, it sounds like a, it's a hitman thing. Okay. Yeah. It's my issue with these things where you're trusting people to that degree for something. I would sooner do like. a tandem skydive I think because it's like yeah maybe you know if I'm going down I'm say you know yeah that's fucked I hate that um what else is they say it's horrible

yeah it's nasty that's really bad does anybody like get a prison from yeah they uh it was a couple of them like went on the run after that um and were like chased down by like helicopter or something Wow, I wonder if it was kind of a shady business Float to begin. Maybe, yeah, I don't know. Just a bunch of amateur, not jump masters, jump, jumper amateurs. Jump apprentice. Yeah, jump apprentices.

And important relief, 305 says, Hi, boys, what jar meme could you turn into cosmic horror entity slash concept? I know immediately. No, I'll let you answer first. Um, I like Dobby's Jaina being like a... Interesting, you've gone similar to me But I've got, I've got one better

What's that? The golden. The golden pussy? Yeah, the golden pussy, I think like, attached to like a scary spider creature It's like, that's actually an existential horror. Like a siren type thing. Yeah, like, drawn to it.

Or if like you wake up and you're like, Oh my God, I've, this, whatever this puss is, like this dream pus or whatever is. just nuts right now and then like you open your eyes and there's like this spider creature banging you you know and it's like oh fuck but then like it crawls away but like your brain's like yeah but then it has like a like hybrid like the fly type chill yeah yeah it gets like pregnant with your seed like that's how it yeah that's fine i hate that yeah that's actually like an awesome

yeah should we start a go fund me to make this film we're the next YouTube like

yeah yeah yeah well that's the like the title the title the golden

pur the golden purse um laccalon suggested I think the 2D soldiers already fit the bill yeah

they could be reading this right now and we wouldn't even know shall I remember where the fuck that came from 2D soldiers

that's like a tenant sort of thing like Christopher Nolan would have to direct that one You know. Doody soldiers. Yeah.

Gordon Joseph Levitt is the duty soldier. Is it Gordon, Joseph Gordon? Joseph Gordon Levitt. He's in Peter Thiel's little cult. Really? Yeah, he was named dropped in there. That's a shame. He's Robin.

He is Robin. He's the worst iteration of Robin. Yeah, and I guess, do you want to end on this, or do you want to save this for another episode? Because there was this thread on the subreddit about worst jar meme what do you reckon um save or indulge save or indulge i'm kind of getting the vibe you want to indulge or are you totally i was asking because i'm i'm actually genuinely neutral

in this one okay should we flip a coin make it really fucking annoying let's flip a coin which is which heads we do it heads we do it now tails we save it hey Siri flip a coin that's tails that's so annoying

what I love doing about that is that I never show you what it says and I never show the camera so that only person who truly knows is me so I could actually be making the decision myself wow that's too much power but I'm not but I could be

I think a good Eldritch Terror would be the um the marmot dance it like puts you in a trance Oh yeah yeah and then has the golden pur and gets your seed That's fucked dude Hmm

No No What about I hate the golden pur Why? Yoder's golden pus Yeah it's fucked It's fucking awful It's grace

No It's fucked It's nice I hate it I genuinely hate it It's cute if anything Would you fuck Yad was golden put I'd fuck Yoda's golden pur

He's like this old wrinkled raisin But he's got this just perfect golden Pum Pum Pum Gordon Pum Fum Fum Often

Often Often joked to be the most Revolting creature possible What The Golden Pum Pussy. What do you mean? That's what on the thread about this, the albino jackal said the golden pussy is often

joked to be on the most revolting creature possible so that could be like a siren situation. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Someone else said it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, hell yeah. I hadn't read that previously. I feel most of them kind of go in a siren type direction. I feel like the Dobby's Jina.

Is that way you were going with Dobby's Jaina? Yeah. Yeah. I what else would you do with Dobby's Jaina yeah but like the golden per is is like

different it's yeah it's um it's established like that's its whole thing that was the question to begin with like would you bang the golden per but it's like attached to Yoda actually I've got a good idea um

you're gonna have to let me find it though what Dobby you got a flashlight that's Dobby themed pull out a fleshlay right now. That's not. Oh yeah. Oh, I got a good one.

Like, um, the normal episode is like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, you know? Yeah, that would be fucking awesome, actually. What the fuck kind of horrors are even in this jar? We should probably update this on child jars, actually. Although we're in an issue where, um, we can't, having three people vote, means it's yeah of course can't both vote unless there's some way to involve the audience we could heads

or tails it why is episode 50 in there because we never did it oh yeah no none of these are really just pussytitisaurus yeah okay that could be that would be kind of a golden per type situation what'll make it Eldridge no it's like a siren It uses its clits and tits It's more like a slender man thing It's like smile Ah, okay You know, you're like walking

But what? Does it have like clits and tits? Like what? You don't know that it even has clits and tits. Do you know how fucking stupid I was back then? What? You said clitosaurus and I was like Is that actually a dinosaur?

What a fucking asshole? What an idiot? James needlessly adjusting the mic arm. I feel like I've kind of taken that on as well. no you don't do that nearly as much it is satisfying there it is I found it the golden Yoda pussy you specified Yoda because I felt like the golden pub was

uh like you could put it on anything like the idea that's what it became but I'm pretty sure originated from Yod no but that was the question like we were trying to come up with the grossest thing it could be on that you would still like fornicate with yeah and Yoda was Just like wear it

If you can like hop it too Like you know what I mean You could like bop it Twist it Pull it Like just imagine the way he fights Count Duku But rank it

He's just like Yeah He's going crazy He's getting crazy with it Three pump Yoda Game on Like Gerasimoni

Yeah That could be like a cult thing Oh yeah You know That's what Cthulu says Good afternoon, morning, evening or night. A lot of the stims like pip-pop-poi, like just culty.

Yeah, or like once you start saying it, you can't stop. Oh, James's beard. I was reading it as James's board. Because of the way I wrote it. Land grandfather? Yeah. Because some of the shit I'd completely forgotten about. Auger 8?

What? The fuck is that? Don't you remember? It was during the Corncast era, James just suddenly said, I'm auger. That kind of rings about it. Yeah, that's a good thumbnail combination. It's called like, auger something. And there's like this cow with like a tire around.

He was trying to be tough. Orga. Oger. He was being tough, to be fair. I've blocked James on all social medias now. You blocked you first? No, I blocked him first. just a fucking douchebe.

Piss a dick? Yeah. Piss a dick. Like a creepy pastor. He's like a smiling. Yeah. A smiling cop. Not funny.

Not funny. Yeah, I don't know. Comedy podcasting. R slash Fnaff. That would be a good, like, creepy pasta, like. Fnaff. Sysh. Specifically where it's like,

this strange subreddit appeared from no weapons. And has the power to change history. Whatever's written in this subreddit becomes real. Pussy Pirate Berg. What? Oh, the Berg. Yeah, the Iceberg. Pussy Pirate.

I fucking hate that. Pussy pirate? Yeah. Like butt burglar. Remember that? Oh yeah, yeah. It's fucked. Shithead Larry.

What about the East? Oh man The EC could be Aldridge Yeah like a cryptic Yeah yeah The EC The EC The EEC

Lots of prequel stuff in here Nice Buy me mu-mimi Oh my god Mymi bubibmi I remember Buy me mu-mimi God damn

TGI Fridays Fuck me TGI hasn't come up in a while Fuck yeah That was the gorilla Is TGI Fridays as good as they say fucking how that's insane

you know i wouldn't have even clocked back then that that was like a an advert is it yeah that's what they're kind of counting on yeah god damn i was so stupid oh fuck baby um baby yeah no that put that in the jar right now people hate the argue boys yeah can you do the baby and baby it's more like I hate it I hate it but like I hate it you know it's it's like your favourite

Martianware like you hate it You can't stop Yeah A self-fulfilling cycle of pessimism He was right there All along He had an excellent voice Ante Zula

Of course How do we not say that immediately? Because it's so old, it almost feels like pre-jad, kind of. It's pre-the-cast. There's something like, um... You could do something with the twin Randy thing. You know, he's like just... Yeah, right.

He's taken over. For bit. Mm. And it can be like a, um... Like a... Like, yeah. The Sandy picture. Okay.

Another kind of haunted... Like the ring again. That kind of thing. Like you try to throw it out and he keeps coming back. Like that movie you hated. Possum. I like that movie. Oh my god.

Yeah. Maybe... Oh shit. I'll... I can only show you this one because I can't say this one out loud. I also spelt it wrong. Can you say it out loud and bleep it? I can't.

So that's... How long has that been in there? These are really fucking old. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this would have been put in there in 2019. It was put in there in like 2012.

It's like, huh? Yeah. Well, it's got... The number on the back indicates like 172 memes in. It was, um... That's an early meme. Bringing it back. I can't believe that.

Yeah. Fuck. That came back, like, hard. Shit. Yeah, well, I guess, um... I'm glad you know the spelling now as well. Yeah. I think that's kind of it, man.

Yeah. I mean, there's hundreds still in my hand, but I can't do this all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've kind of, um... What's Vinnie? Vinnie, that was James' nickname. Do you remember?

James said the best nickname is on my car. Yeah, I've still got that whole list. Do you remember lips? Dog lips. Dog lips. Yeah, lip. That's so fucking gated. Yeah, he had such cool nicknames.

Dog lips. Good old dog lips. Dog. Remember, you remember the time? You remember the time dog lips was in the jog? Remember the time he referenced something for a while ago? Hey Peter, you remember the time Shaquille O'Neal was having a bit of a funny laugh?

I'll mention something about cream because it can't really be called clean cream. This reminds me the time I had my queen cleaned. Yeah. Peter, you cleaned your cream again. I clean my queen. I don't know what on this.