JAR Media Posdact - Clutch Your Got Stuck AGAIN!

Episode Date: March 2, 2026

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:45 Housekeeping 22:04 Jason Momoa Helldivers Movie 30:51 Mid Break 33:33 Financial Advice - Cha Ching! (Gambling) 52:51 Iren Men 54:59 The 2016 Alt-Right Pipeline #BroCastS708

The harrowin attacks What did the peevee say to the weed during the toilet hoist? What? You're in. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I've got one yeah, do you want to hear a joke about IKEA?

Yeah, nah, it takes too long set up Ah that shit I came up with that I invented that I didn't I invented the urine one you did not invent I fucking invented the urine one you did not in hi hi hi hi hi good afternoon morning evening or night ladies and gentlemen I'm Alex joined by Jim why and this is brocrossed brocross Cesaran 7 episode 8 this ain't part of the renown saga this ain't part of the renown saga this ain't part of the swing saga this is the broadcast sagas the show the uh the podcast that is pretty much the number one at learning knowledge

the number one conspiracy theory show we talk about sort of creepy pastures scary things things that make you go we only talk about real creepy pastures yeah the creepy pastors that are no pasta they're just creepy. They're real. More realer than the skin on my back. More realer than the skin on my shins. Do you want to flake with that? With my shins, what's the flake? Shinskin is really thin skin. Shinskin is really thin for the win. My kin would always say shin skin is the thinnest skin. Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something? Um, because you haven't said anything about the patrons over at Patreon. Dot, dot.

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because a lot's happening for us. But there's Jaff the Hours, the supplementary show that's been going strong. A huge building playlist over there on the Patreon. Check it out. Last time was Walk number two. Bush! Some of you might remember,

walk one from many a year ago um just paisley and i were in walk two um i went up to cheryl you've seen the video right i have and it's just it's nice it looks some different you know yes it's

it's um peaceful it's peaceful and it's unfortunately one of those videos that can't really go public because it has copyrighted music in it um so you got to check that out

Patreon. But there's stuff like JAR Radio, which was another kind of experimental new thing. We each made a playlist and talked about some of the songs recently and again, it's a Patreon thing, so we could listen to the songs and talk through them in great detail that YouTube just simply won't let us do. But otherwise, there's what the 28 years later, Bone Temple, as they say, we record and as they say that should be attached to this episode. All sorts going on over there. Rants, chances. bloody hell it's all going on over there

There's so much to gain So much to gain For as little as one pound What can you buy for one pound You can't even buy a flump for a pound nowadays Really? I don't know I haven't had a flump in

It's been too long brother Too long None of flops I haven't seen a flump in a long ass time With my own bare eyes And last but not least I guess is the Jemedia group chat It's a group chat

You can leave suggestions for the question thread later in the show or for housekeeping and stuff like that. And chat in a group sort of type. Sort of chat in a group scenario. That always helps. So, yeah, speaking of housekeeping, let's change gear. Hold on. How do you do that? I drive an automatic.

I can't remember how you. Wrong hand. Oh, shit, yeah. Not in America. Not in America. They have them on like the ceiling, I think. They go, they rank left. Did it over the...

Quick question before we get too deep into the show. Sure. Who plays the guy in the Simpsons movie who says, have you ever gone mad without power? It's boring. Nobody listens to you. Fuck. Who voices that guy?

Put me on the spot. The Simp movie. Yeah. Because he was in that other episode where he played like the parody of a James Bond. Yes. It's the same guy. It's the same guy. Of course.

Is it James Brooks? No, Albert Brooks. He's Marlin from Finding Nemo. Oh, thank you. He's in drive as well? Yes, he is. I almost watched drive the other day. But then I was like, why the fuck would I watch drive?

Do you know what I mean? Like, ha ha ha ha. Why would I watch drive? What I could drive, drive for real and change my gears? It stuck the club. Help! You know what I mean? Yeah.

I hate it when the clutch gets stuck. So this is housekeeping, where we round off conversations from the previous week or so. It doesn't have to be in the last week. It could be something from weeks ago if you want to correct us or just let us know a thing or two. Of which hypochondriac 1 can start us off saying high quality Epps recently lads. Ew. That means the ones before were low quality. Yeah, that fucking hurts.

It doesn't make you feel, dog. That hurts my soul. No, thank you. I like to talk. Sometimes, like, if I'm going to be real, sometimes there are episodes where I'm like... Didn't have the source. They just didn't have the source. Yeah, no, I feel you.

Do you what I mean? Sometimes, though, they... Like, in the... Like, I can feel that, but then it actually comes out kind of good. Yeah. No, I hear that. But I feel like... Going into it with a certain energy...

Yeah. Can feel like... yeah i know sometimes like sometimes i'll know like before i even get here i'm like i know that i'm not like i'm not on yeah yeah yeah you know and like switching on is like not getting there sometimes you just need that right but good you need to go yeah yeah the the the classic vocal warm up you know what i mean yeah that kind of classic yeah you know you need to do one of those Cheryl Porter like, how do warm up your voice videos? Just do like crazy shit.

Yeah. We start with a backwards throat breath. Wow, this is amazing. The results. Wow, I can speak so clearly now. 6.45s up says, you're going to talk about the new Gorillas album coming out? No.

Nah, we don't talk about ape-based music anymore. Yeah. Too offensive. Too offensive. Too offensive. Not enough for orangutans, you know? If they're called orangutan, then I would... Yeah.

I'd happily talk about it. Do you want to know something interesting about the word orangutang? What? Tang is Latin for ape and orang is orange. And that's a soy face moment right there. Yeah, that could be for the thumbnail. When everything clicks into place and you just have the soy face. Yeah.

You know? Shave your cock in. You know what I mean? Into the orange ape. Maybe not that. Wow, orange ape, you're so... You're so what? Human?

There's a time code from Robert Dejimo. And this is what housekeeping is supposed to be all about. 3912 I love that Alex read this not realizing the copypaster is based on these guys really need to catch up on their Elon Musk

cringe tweet law so I don't know if you remember last episode someone wrote in saying like oh remember when I met you Jim and I did the clutch move of ordering a pizza at one in the morning yeah yeah I remember

so I did actually know this but I completely forgot um this is fucking so goddamn cringy bro oh my god it's get a better fucking laptop that thing stinks no I'm talking about the tweet

oh sorry so Elon Musk tweeted like in a reply to somebody saying I don't like the taste or effects of most alcohol but there is something quite beautiful about red wine in a fine glass to which this random dude you know he's got like his dick sucks

dick sucks what he like yeah his dick sucks on Twitter that like chase him around Oh, right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Elon, please. Need more red wine? Yeah. So this guy called Peter Pam, replied to it saying,

I remember pouring you a glass at a friend's house in SF. After another mutual's friend's wedding in 17. I was decanting another you didn't want to wait. Honey badger drinks when he wants, laugh, crying emoji. I made the clutch move of ordering us a pizza at one. am that is fucking cringe so fucking cringy look I'll show you the screen show you

what a loser of course it instantly caught on because it's so fucking cringe yeah yeah Peter fam the laser fucking asshole but what's he long

man's gone about he takes catam in like every day what do you mean you don't like the effects of alcohol Because it's not like alpha like ketamine, you know God, that's so like, it's like how do you even come up with something that fucking cringy? Yeah Honey badger drinks when he wants I made the, just non-sequitur, I made the clutch move of ordering a pizza at 1 a. Do you think it happened?

I hope it did because that makes it even cringy. Yeah, honey badger drinks when he wants. Because I can imagine him saying it in his like super like... Yeah. And then going... I hate it when he laughs. I hate that man's laugh. He's your like a perverted laugh.

Do you know what I mean? One of those laughs that like doesn't make... It's like... It's nearly glup shitter, like shit. Yeah. He's like nearly... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boodle.

And then like, obviously people making fun of it. Dark Souls MPC coughing. I, I remember you. You made the clutch move of ordering us a pizza at 1am. Yeah, yeah. Fucking hell. Yeah, that's... So, yeah, I didn't catch that one in the moment.

Yeah, I didn't, yeah. That's the first time I've heard of it. I caught something now. I just thought someone was being creative. You thought they were creative enough to come up of clutch move of ordering a pizza at 1am? I do like, I do like abusing the word clutch, like coming in clutch. I like using clutch incorrectly. And I think clutch would be a good, like, nickname.

There would be an awesome nickname, you know? Yeah. Clutch, you got stuck again. Clutch, you got stuck again. Yeah, exactly. You know? So I don't, I don't know, man. Kind of feeling like it's one of those 1 a.m. clutch pizza ordering nights.

I'm saying. I might order a pizza at 1 a. Yeah. Clatch, clatch. So with that out of the way. Timu Trent Shroger says, this one is for the jar ecologist, but you boys can answer too, as experts.

What do you think of my grandpa eating seaweed directly off the beach? When I was a little lad, I would go to the coast to see my grandparents. They were very into nature walks, so we'd walk across the beach. I distinctly remember my grandpa picking up some seaweed off the shoreline and munching down on it like a madman before saying, it's good, fresh, try it.

It's clutch at 1 a.m. And handing it to me, to which I was too curious not to. I think it was kelp. Would you recommend this, or would my granddad seaweed scavenging contribute to massive ecological damage or contain a personal risk? He also did the same thing with raw oysters

that washed up in the mud at the river near his house. Our last one's risky. Yeah. A fresh oyster lake. that you caught, like, from scuba diving, sure. One that's, like, washed up on the, like, gnarly beach. I don't know about that. Yeah, that's being in.

To me, it completely depends on the beach. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure SpongeBobby's kelp. That makes it okay, does it? Kelp! He blows bubbles, too. Yeah. Bubble blowing, baby.

Bubble bash. Does that answer the question? No, I've been to beaches where I'd be like, you know what? I would happily eat anything that's in the vicinity, but I've also been to beaches. What about a human? Yeah. If it's washed up and it's all bloated, has that yummy bloat, you know? Yeah.

That delicious, fleshy bloated, is it? I love when they're bloated. I fucking love it. No, but I've been to beaches where it's like, I barely even want to, like, go into this, let alone. Eat anything that has come out of this. Yeah. You remember that beach we went to in Spain Yeah

Barcelona was pretty fucking disgusting Yeah I got stung by like Something By a mystery stinger Yeah Could have been a jelly Could have been like a guy Scoobber diving with like a needle

Yeah That was crazy It feels like a remote Like beach somewhere Sure Unlike little St James Well I do go there a lot

Yeah To eat human Yeah But in a vacuum As a hypothetical I don't think there's anything inherently wrong With munching on a bit of kelp necessarily In the same way that

That's sponge bob If you're walking through the woods And you see some wild garlic Have a little munch You know what I'm saying Yeah I'll sponge pop quick Hey Sponge I need some advice

Okay I was walking down a beach And I saw some kelp And I just thought That looks to delicious, it's like the sea salad. Kelp is full of vitamin D. You know what, sponge, I like you.

I was going to kill you, but now I'm going to protect you. Gary. Gary! Bishal Kalicharan says, please go back to the animated intro. No. I just want to shout this out for just like... Block. Well, yeah, I'll block him first.

Hang on, let me just block him. There we go. Blocked. I just admire that dedication of like, it's been fucking years, man. Uh, you're still bothered by that. You know what I mean? Yeah. Some of these people, it's like the pattern is broken and their lives are upended.

Which is fair. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've got alts on so many accounts that do the same thing for my enemies. You know what I mean? You change your format slightly. Change it back. Meow!

You know what I mean? I thought you do. Yeah. Cracker barrel. Change it back, dude. I'm not even going to pretend to know what that drama was about. What is Cracker Barrel? I don't know.

What's Cracker Barrel? You know, like Barrel, some American thing, they got all upset about it. I don't know. They just seem to get upset about a lot of things nowadays. That's supposed to be our thing. Getting upset about things. Boy. Hey!

You can't. Cut a line. I hate... You know that I hate this fucking house meme? Yeah. That's how everyone in the UK is through all of winter. Yeah. I hate this fucking country, man.

This fucking sucks. Cute, Gun Ray. There's some feedback for us. How do you respond to the Quadrenaros allegations? You both have repeatedly referenced to Benjamin as Ben Quadrinaros when it's Quadinaros. No R, stinkbags. Jim and possibly Alex have also said that he has four arms when he actually has two Just because someone has quad in his name doesn't mean he has to have four of everything

He's got four engines Do you have belts all over your bodies? Yeah Um Maybe he's got like four balls Can you block this person? Oh they're already blocked I block most people

Yeah It's the only way to get through the day Yeah that's some fucking bullshit that doesn't have an hour Shut up Don't get black, Ben. Don't get black. Go on Wikipedia right now and just fucking change it. Should I?

Yeah. Then we'll see who's right and wrong, dumbass. That's a good shout, actually. Like, if you had to guess how dense the Ben, Quadinaros, that doesn't sound right now. It's Quadronaros. That sounds better. Quadrenarios sounds better.

That's because it's what George Lucas intended. It was the fucking assholes at Fox, who had to censor. If you had to guess how dense the Wikipedia article is on this guy, what would you think? I was going to say like four paragraphs. Bro, I'm just going to like show you and scroll. Still scrawling.

Still scrawling. There we go. Wow. That's how long it took to scroll through. That's just fucking insane. That was a far scroll as well. Yeah, I was like really going for it. Inexperienced Tung Podracer pilot who raced on an amateur.

circuits before entering the Bouta Eve classic. Imagine if it was like you're working at Lucasfilm and it's like, your job is being handed glups to like fill out the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're that Wukipedia. You've been assigned to Wookiepedia. Fuck! Sounds like a dream, honestly.

This guy, George says he's called Ben Quadinaros. You can call them Quadrenaros if you want. It sounds better. But like, what's his law? good luck why is this name ban that's so fucking weird that's the most confusing bit

because to me the implication is that's where obi one got the name because like the way you name your characters in like fantasy stuff is kind of important yeah like link or like echo each other

or like have like familial yeah or if if like the name like means something you can have it like mean something about the character um Ben? Can you Google what the name, like, Ben means?

Like, it's origins. Yeah. Well, often names, like, come from, like... Yeah, like, mine's Greece. Greek. Yeah. What does Alex mean? Killer of killers.

You kill killers. A high mountain or mountain peak. Ben. All right, Ben. Or the Hebrew meaning of sun. So Ben Quadrenaros is Jewish Four sons Yeah

Quad sun Like Tats, maybe he comes from a four sun planet Instead of a double sun Can I leave any of that in? I don't understand Where are we at? Just beep every now and again It'll be fine

Well yeah, what's Wattar's backstory Because he was in like a war We've done a cast We have, but like He's like a veteran Yeah His people were like slaughtered right That's why he's got like injuries

Yeah You know He's got like a limp when he flies Yeah Soldier on Toydaria Toydaria I feel like I could just like Bullshet my way through one of these other schools

And you'd be like Oh nice Yeah 100% Speaking of bullshit Slam dunk Cosmos As I last one for this segment kind of shifting into a topic because I want to talk to you about this.

Jason Mamoa is set to play John Helldiver in the upcoming Helldivers movie. Will it devolve into another chicken jockey viewing experience? Also, what type of strategies would earn Mamoa getting kicked?

Rats, Ribbite's Raiders Rhyme Rottella Reilly. Okay, man. So, yeah, I got this Deadline article, Jason Momota star and Sony's feature take of Helldivers, video game from Justin Lin for 2017 release date.

So it's going to be shit then. Why? Justin Lin is just a weird choice. Who is that? He did like a bunch of Fast and Furious movies. Oh, he's talented. No, but not the good one. Oh, he's not talented.

He did that like Star Trek movie that was. It was okay, I guess? You liked that. You loved that when it came out. I cried. You kept going, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, Star Trek, Fartinth and Fast and Furious 6, Fast 5, Fast 9, sorry, Fart 9. Fart 9, Fart 9, Fast X, and Star Trek Beyond. So the shit's gonna be fucking unwatchable.

Yeah, it's gonna suck. And Jason Momoa is just like... Jason Moe's wrong for... I kind of think Jason Moe kind of sucks. Damn. He's like, the projects he chooses, he's like... He's always just Jason Momoa. Right, yeah.

You know, it's like you're not... What about Aquaman? That's the one time it worked out, okay? Thank you. You know? It's me, Aquaman, son. He's just kind of guy who screams. Yeah

Yeah Yeah Whereas I think like Making a Hell Divers movie already is kind of funny Because it's like Oh Fashion propaganda Well no we've already got it

Yeah Yeah Like it literally already exists Yeah But if you have to do it and you're gonna do it anyway You could do something fun with that If you want Even if you wanted to do the like obnoxious cameo whole shit

You could do it You could literally open the film and the main hell diver is Ryan Reynolds. You know, you sell the movie on that. He's killed five minutes in. Yeah. And it's a string. And then someone else drops down and it's like Brad Pitt. And he gets...

I feel like people would like that. Yeah. Yeah, they 100% would. You know, it's... It's... Starts of Ryan Reynolds. He becomes Kevin Hart. Who becomes the rock. And it's just like, go through all of them. You know, it's going to have a high budget for the cast, but everyone's going to go see it.

That's true. It is that joke from... Deadpool 2 but like a whole movie yeah I hate that joke from devil's too you know but then it would add to the tension because you're like who's gonna survive this is like crazy it's like the opening of like saving private Ryan yeah yeah yeah I think um I think if you were gonna do a more conventional story though in hell divers you need someone who's like not a fucking absolute unit it needs to be someone who's like They need to have kind of a squeak in their voice.

Yeah. You know, fucking haircut from Australian a dragon or something. Yeah. Or like Toby McGuire. Like. That vibe. Yeah. Harry Styles.

But only, only clothed from the waist up. That would be so good. He's just running around. You can add that into the game. Yeah. Yeah. Tie in. Yeah.

Yeah. That's my opinion. That's my opinion. I don't want to get shit for that. That's just how I feel. They could tie it into a whole, like, because you know what Sony's like. They want it all to be transmedia,

like, it's all building up to this one thing. Mark Wahlberg's a hell diver. Ooh. Tom Daly or whatever he's called. Thomas Daly. Tom Daly's a hell diver. Pete, Pete Davidson. Sure?

All the comedians. Yeah. Joe Rogan. Oh, that'd be good. Alex Jones. yeah Peter Pickles Peter Pettigrew just drops down

and it's like I'm a rat I'm a rat diver I'm a rat son what the fuck do you think you're even stepping up to now because I thought about that with like when I was really into playing

hell divers a lot there's something you could do with this make it like something watchable yeah something funny obviously it's gonna have a lot of Starship Troopers. It has to, yeah.

But I don't think this crew, this team, I don't know if they have the gumption. Yeah. I don't know, it's like, do you think the next Minecraft movie's gonna have the Harrowbrine? It's either gonna end on a tease for the Herobrine. Yeah. Or is going to be about the Haribirian.

And they'll ruin it in the trailer. Yeah. Wait, I thought you were Steve. No, I'm the Harribun. And then he's going to go on a piano and start singing some shit. Hero, harrow, harrow, brine, arrow, brine, brine, some shit. Yeah. He'll be exactly like that.

That sounds fucking cool. The WB's studio AI bot is like scanning every podcast. Like, that's the one. Jack! We know what we're going to do. Do you remember the moment when PewDiePie Pooley killed Jack in Minecraft? while singing Harrow, Heiro, Hebra, Brine.

Hero, Helle, Helle, Harrow, Bride. I want to fucking soak Jack Black in a bottle of brine. It's too far. He's got to stop. He doesn't need to stop. I'm Bub, peaches, Bowser, Peaches, Bowser Peaches. What's the Mario Galaxy one going to be for that?

They're going to try and capture that again. Yeah. It'll be about Bowser Jr. Bowser Jr. Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, a genius. Yeah. Yeah.

Like literally the exact same thing. Yeah. The same cadence. Just different. Well, no, it would be Rosolina. Rosalina. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Why the fuck do they have that upside down pyramid from fucking not even Mary Galaxy? Do you, Gusty Garden Galaxy or some shit? What the fuck? Right. If we were, if we were born in like, into an affluent, connected, like, entertainment family in L.A.,

We don't that shit. Rosalina Rosaloreau We'd be like CEOs of Illumination by now, you know? We'd be churning that shit out. Luigi, Luigi, Luigi. You think that shit's bad now? Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy.

Put us at charge, man. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you'll see how fucking shit things can get. Or, you know, maybe like the first Mario movie movie would have had like Mario music in it. Was there not my area music, I? They had like

needle drops of like Queen or whatever. What? I'll find it exactly. I don't think it was actually queen, but there was like montages that weren't songs from the game. Right?

Oh, yeah, it was take on me. That pisses me off. Why doesn't it go Oh, Oh, Thunderstruck is in there too. From ACDC. And of course,

Mr. Blue Sky. It has to be in there. Does the fucking pig from sing go, Oh yeah, let me sing a song for you. She would have been good. Yeah, they need to start just fucking doing bullshit like that. Give them time. Yeah, like, give them time.

They'll get there. I ain't got all day. Beep, bop, bop, bop, bop bob. We'll see after these messages. Rankers on PS5. Out now. All me money Yeah

We'll start all over a I'm not trying to I'm not me But if the binkies to survive The jarling's left alive You're going to have to suck on this pink And it's going to have to start with diapers Yeah

Damn. That song goes so hard. It does. It's fucking crazy. Crazy, crazy shit. Do you think you could smoke up this? It's worth a shot. Welcome to the second half of the ghast.

Hello? Hello there. Who are you talking to? You know, I never even questioned it. for all this time what would you do if after I said that like everything just faded into like a padded cell you just went like you dusted

like Thanos style you know yeah yeah like wankers style wanker style when he clicks the yeah yeah everything's been ripped off from wankers one day or another this is the half where we answer questions from the suggestion thread over on the jarmedia subreddit

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So we got some good ones Okay, prove it We got some fleshy ones today It tastes like a big binky to me Well, it tastes like bink to me If you got this far comment Delirium Delirium

Delirium Delirium Delirium Delirium Delewium I'm feeling a little bit delirious Antonio Philips can get us going here

This is from the group chat If you could give your younger self Or someone young in your life Financial advice What would it be? Gamble Invest in Beanie babies Invest in the boobles while you still can

Play blackjack, don't play poker Do you know what? Do you want know something really cringy that idea. Yeah. Do you play blackjack on your phone? Occasionally, this is where it's going. Because I was looking through the app store for some reason and was like, why is like all the most downloaded apps just like, I'm blank? Then I go on one and it's like, I can't remember which one it was, but it's like there's a sign

up bonus. If you put 10 pounds in, then we'll give you 10 pounds and match it. So I think, okay, I'll sign up. I'll play blackjack. but won't go below 10 pounds. I'll spend the 10 pounds that they give me for free. Yeah. And go from there. And last time I did it, I'm so fire at Blackjack, I won 5 grand and just pulled it out, you know what I mean?

Off of 10 pounds. No, no. I got like 30 pounds in Batjack and was like, nice. Just pull it all out, delete the app. Yeah. So I get a little bit of $1,000. I get a little bit dopamine. Yeah.

I make 20 bucks. And that's my advice to you. Start gambling. Yeah. Gambled but only use other people's money. Yeah. That's awesome advice. Yeah.

No. Genuinely, borrowed from loan sharks. Yeah. You think these people stay rich by having liquid? Of course they don't. That's how they're able to be so rich. Yeah.

You know? That dry is a bone. You got to have all. all your money in the stock market in like theoretical earnings, which you can leverage with the equity. Yeah. To just lend more money somehow. Yes. Yeah.

And that's just, then you're a billionaire. Boom. Boom. Now I'm in Twitter. Boom. Now I have as many binkies as I desire. I got a binky warehouse out in Texas. You know what?

Financial advice. Just fucking don't think about it. That's my advice. Span, span, span, spend on the JAR Media Patreon Well, you go to five guys Get yourself a big fucking bugger I don't know what is the actual advice You're just kind of fucked now

Yeah, yeah, that's the thing It's like, too late Just ask to be born to the right parents Yeah, that's my advice That's fucking, that's the best advice we've ever given Yeah, yeah Well, you've ever given Like I can't even take credit for that, that's genius

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know Be born rich Yeah, because you're not getting any other way. Give up. Really risky. Go onto like stock market apps and just search by riskiest options

and go from there, you know? Invest all your money in different things. You know? Because one of them is bound to come good, right? Divorify. Surely they voiceify your investments. Yeah You gotta divorce-fi

Divoriceify your investments Maybe you'll get some money back Yeah So just Just head to New Vegas And yeah I'm sure the Lotto machine will Play, what's it called craps

Yeah I'm gonna go play craps I gotta go play craps I gotta go take a shit I mean play craps Hold on, I gotta go lose 500 bucks real quick. Yeah. I just need to go get scammed out of all my money.

I'll be right back. Because, like, I gravitate towards Blackjack because it's your best odds. It is best odds. And when you have, like, a dealer, that's fun. Yeah. Have you seen the, like, online dealers? Are they like...

It's kind of like they're streaming, but like you gamble on, they're like professional like card dealers. Oh, but you can like mo-capped arms like, no, no, they're like actually like on camera. Oh really? And yeah, you can like chat to them and stuff. You can like send the messages. And it's like some of the shit people do is funny as fuck. The anonymity, I guess you can just fuck with them in a way you wouldn't do in that. Yeah, I've seen some clips that are funny as fuck. I mean, it was funny as fuck to be in Vegas. Yeah, yeah.

I'd love to go about it. He had like his fedora on and was like, hey, where you're from? Yeah. I'm from a little place called England. I'm just from the Queens country. Hey, I love England. England? Did you walk here?

But he had like clearly had like a script like he had his anecdotes that were like I know this one's gonna hit hard yeah he'd been practicing on these newbies you know what I mean

yeah yeah but I also think he he actually started feeling guilt when he was taking so much money we just kept losing hey I've fucking made so much money

hey you gotta remember the James House always wins I made like $9 on that trip no you didn't No, on the last day you made like a couple hundred bucks Yeah, I actually did really well

Yeah I wasn't in the red outside I had a couple of broads on my arms I never look back Yeah so I think that says a lot That our financial advice just turned into a conversation About gambling Yeah, that's sign of the times

Because I keep sending you these memes that are like Gambling and drinking memes And you were like Why is every meme you send me about gambling? And I was like, because that's all that men do now. Yeah. Men gamble and drink. Like, that's the hobbies.

Now they've made it like, you don't even need to go to, you know, the strip in Swindon, you know, to like gamble anymore. Have you, have you taken an earnest look at Pollymarket? I don't know what that is. You don't even know what it is. Bro. There's a world of gambling out there. So granular. Is it the one that's like, is Donald Trump going to say the word?

Yes. P. Yes. urine. Yeah, that shit's fucking crazy. Like, we're cooked. Yeah, but these things have like crazy volume as far as like the money you can win or lose on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because of the amount that's being pumped into it. So like, for example, when you open Bollymarket, the top row is just like, how many times is Elon Musk going to tweet on between February 24th and March 3rd, 2026? With the volume being $23 million.

And currently it's 7% between 240 and 259 tweets. That's how granular this shit is. But what's stopping Elon Musk from just putting all, like, all of his money in that? There's nothing stopping it. They're funneling so much money. Have you seen the weird ones where it's like, this thing in American politics, this speech, is going to go over by one minute. or something like that and there'll be one with like

enormous volume and during the speech like the woman that's doing it like one second before it and she just leaves the stage like halfway through a sentence like she's gone and so

you fucking assholes like what the fuck you have control over this so you can just move yeah yeah why are people gambling on things that like

the elite are just choosing to do Yeah, there's, oh, there's some funny ones on here. Like, will Jesus Christ return before 2027? 4% chance. What? How is that? If you want actual, like, stats that are kind of, like, the most researched, like, best stats you're going to get.

It's, like, through gambling. Yeah, yes, yeah. Have, like, the best stats. Who the fuck came up with the 4% number for Jesus coming back in 2027? Or like... I'd say it's zero percent. GTA 6 releases before June 2026?

3% chance. What? When's it due to drop? I don't know if they've pinned it to a quarter yet or what, but... And obviously like the Oscar stuff and... How many Oscars will sinners win? What will be said on the first Joe Rogan experience episode of the week, March 8th. Stuff like that.

And people are... pumping money into this. Yeah. So like just that Joe Rogan one I mentioned, it's a new one that's just a beard, it has $31,000 volume. But some of these Oscar ones, they're in the millions, like best actor winner, 5 million

volume. It's, it's, I mean, it's all like a flagrant way of just funneling money up. Yeah, yeah, that's what gambling it is. You should never, like genuinely no, never fucking gamble, you know?

Like, if you're on holiday in Vegas, fine. If, like, you have it removed from your usual activity, you know, like... Or if you're, like, good at budgeting or something, like, if... Because for me, for all the shit that, like, just drizzles me in dopamine, that I can't stop.

Gambling's not really one for me. Which I'm so... Oh my God, I'm so thankful for. Oh, my God. Yeah, because... Fucking out. If I got that rush from gambling... Bro. It's just like when that shit goes bad for you Like your life is fucking it's ruined

Yeah Go watch uncut jams Yeah But it's like a serious thing Like people get really addicted And then you start that like that spiral Yeah Once you're in deep enough

And then you got to like Dunkincast Yeah yeah That's like just that one more win If I just get that one win Then I'll be out this like Oh my God it's so awful Yeah

It's just not worth it, man. Bagner. You will always lose more than you win. Yeah. That's the, that's, like, how could any gambling business function if they didn't, if the house didn't win more than they lose? It's all like these, these tricksy mind games and like aesthetics and, yeah, and, um, something

like you have to think about, like, when you're playing bingo and, and, um, you know, And, you know, you've filled in everything on bingo, right, apart from the number, like, 23. Yeah. And then the next number gets called and you're like, come on, come on, come on. And the number that comes out of the thing that they spin is 22. So one away from 23 and you're like, fuck. Oh, so close. So, no, you're not.

That's not how, yeah, statistics work. That's not how it works, dude. because it's a ball in amongst a bunch of balls they've like arbitrarily been named there's no relation between the 22 and the 23 ball you know it's like a like it's it's a way to trick your fucking mind to make you spend money you know that's how all these things work don't fucking gamble yeah because our fallible minds are good at like thinking of we're like seeing a pattern somewhere and it's like just horseshit like it's it's like material it's like material it's like The way they design these casinos, these apps, these like algorithms, like, of course they're not.

They have scientists doing research to find like the most engaging, like the most profitable way to milk you dry. Yeah. And it's a bloody good way to do. Engage. Do some fucking push-ups. And on that note, this episode is sponsored by Go to Gail. Yeah. This is brought you by Patty Power.

Hey, Power. That's the thing too is that like they pay the best Yeah of course they have anyone if of course they like these any time you know what Anytime I see a streamer anytime I see a YouTube anytime I see a A celebrity doing a gambling advert it's like Fuck you you better be sharing that motherfucker well yeah you've cashed in you've fucked you have chosen to fuck over all of your fans you've you have

you're like you're like you've you've agreed with these monstrous companies these corporations to just fucking ruin people for your own financial gain it's fucking disgusting it's like doing a shit coin

yeah yeah it's the same thing it's like you're doing a scam you're scaming people it's fucking evil and it shouldn't be allowed. I think gambling adverts should be illegal. It's kind of crazy, like, how inconsistent all that shit is, you know?

But, like, the stuff we're, like, really puritanical over. And then, like, what do you think the numbers are just in the UK of people that are, like, in, like, gambling, like, in the red? In debt. In debt from gambling. I'm going to try to find something here. Yeah, I don't know if that's, like, a recorded stat. UK gambling addiction statistics.

because we went to, not to spoil next week's chapter hours, but we went to Swindon and we went to a section of it where every other shop was a fucking casino. Yeah. Basically. Or like a cash for gold thing or something like this. So the Gemini overview, which you just can't avoid now at this point.

A suggested 1.4 million people in Great Britain may have a gambling problem. High risk groups, young adults, 18 to 24 have the highest rates, with 5.3% in this group exhibiting high risk gambling. Online and slots, online slots have the highest at-risk rates, 40%, with 86% of online betting profiles coming from 5% of customers. That is wild. 86% of online betting profits coming from 5% of customers whales people who are addicted to it it's so sad it's evil man it is evil how do these people that have like made all their wealth from

someone like that sleep at night because it's like do you even under can you even can you they've got enough money to buy the comfy's bet yeah i just i feel bad about the pain i've caused 10 supermodels come and give me a head myself yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah in hell bro. At Little St. James. Approximately 96% of people with a gambling disorder have another mental health issue. They are 15 times more likely to take their own lives. 15 times. See, these statistics, like, it's fucking such wet cloth bullshit.

You have to legally say in gambling adverts to, you have to say at the end. Yeah, don't, don't, don't kill your stuff. yourself. It's like the drinking ones. It's like, drink like a good boy, please. Yeah. Like, fuck off that. You know that isn't doing anything. You know, it's fucking point. If you actually want to stop this like horrible shit, then I actually stop it. You know? But there, because there was some drama recently about like, what are the high street gambling, like, coral? Yeah. Bedford. Bedford. Paddy. There was one recently where like the, the billionaire guy who owns it was like, oh, the high streets won't even know what to do with themselves if we've got to close.

Coral or whatever. And it's like, bro. Have you ever been in a coral? No. Sad, man. What's sad, place. I was going to say, what kind of switched me on to this whole thing was when I worked in supermarket, working at the desk where you sold the lottery tickets and the, uh, yeah, the cigarettes and stuff like that.

I even see just walking into shops now since you told me about that, like the same characters, waiting in line. No, you do. You see, and there'll be that 5% of people. Yeah, yeah. And there was,

it was, there's one that's like, it's just seared into my mind where it's this woman with these kids. And she'd come in like nearly every day and buy scratchies. Like 50 quits worth.

And it's like, where are you getting that money? Like she wasn't winning. She wasn't winning shit from that. Yeah. So you do the basic mess. Like one month of buying 50 quits a day.

That's crazy, money. Yeah, they're profiting off of hope. It's so fucking sad. People, people with, with no money hoping for like a way out, get just hooked to this cycle of, they'll maybe have one good when, you know, get a few thousand maybe, which probably mostly ends up going on scratch cards. Yeah, because I remember asking that when I first started working in that kiosk with someone who'd been there for a while. I was like, so what's the,

what's the biggest payout, like you've seen? Yeah. And they were, like, once we had, like, a 40 grander,

and we had to, like, contact these people and all this. I think that's how they get you is like, these anecdotal stories. Yes. Like, did you know,

blah, blah, they won this? Yeah. And a lot of the adverts are based on that. Like, the postcode lottery and shit, it's like, showing you footage of,

like, somebody winning 100 grand. It's like, you've got to be stupid to not take part. I fucking hate it, man. Yeah. So I think it's like a net positive for the world to have like casinos in your pocket whenever you fancy.

That's awesome. You don't even have to like have the shame of showing your face anymore. Yeah. He could literally be face down in the gutter, like and just bet all your life savings away. Oh my God, dude. Smart. Brick Yarr has one for us. In a previous episode, out of frustration of how many characters Chris Pratt voices, Jim said he should voice Master Chief too.

What's funny is that the opposite has already kind of happened. Steve Downs, the voice of Master Chief, has portrayed the character of Star Lord in an Avengers cartoon before Chris did in the MCU. Well, since I just mentioned Marvel, I might as well add on to Jim's thoughts about him wanting Spider-Man in the new Fantastic Four world. I also had that thought, but I also think a retro Ironman in that world would be cool. to contrast all the recent nanotech suits we've been getting. Anyways, Bear Bear Bear Boys, and sorry for bringing stuff up from like three episodes ago now, I've been behind. Don't apologize. No, you should apologize because he's been banned for this.

Yeah, block him. Yeah, blocked and banned and reported. Call the police on him as well. I do like that, though. A retro future Ironman. It's a cool... See, I've... I just think they, like, the MCU fucked up not basing their world in, like,

some other something cartoonish something more cartoonish because it's dumb the more you think about it like the dumber it gets because like it's also the appeal though I guess that was the appeal at first it's like oh my god there's fucking

glops flying around New York you know yeah but it can be it can look like New York but also have like like you know the Spider-Man movies like the the Sam Ramey Spider-Man movie they're not like based in reality you must have them you're asking with us

yeah Yeah. Yeah. Like. That was like cartoony New York. It's goofy. Like the tone. It's tonal.

It's tonality. Well, I think that's where the early Marvel shit was like trying to counteract the like, we're lame comic books. Yeah. And it was post dark night as well. So it was like everything had to be like realistic. Yeah. I'm John Favreau and I got to make everything just a little bit awesome. I'm John Favreau and my balls have kind of a bit of.

ging gang ghouly goly goly one ton gink um let's hear this one from herney boy bear bear brothers as someone who was raised on the internet i'm often surprised with how i turned out politically i had every opportunity to go down an alt-right pipeline but didn't i used to watch edgy YouTubers especially in the 2016 feminist cringe era and let a lot of that edgy humor consume me I was also attending a Christian school at the time, which was a very conservative environment. It felt like I was being primed for an alt-right pipeline. And if it wasn't for key moments in my life, such as people coming out in my family or seeing how my friends of color were impacted by police brutality, I likely wouldn't have ended up as woke as I am today. My question to you is, are there any moments in your lives you look back on and think, if I'd kept going on this path, I'd be in a very bad place now.

Whank on. Wasn't I making this joke to you literally the other day where I was like if I wanted to be like a right wing grifter, if I really wanted to go down that path and just be like ludicrously rich. What happened? What happened? Oh my God, my God, oh my God, my God. No, no, no. It's fine.

Just a wax spillage. Yeah, it could have been done. Still could be done, probably. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Like, we could just switch right now. Yeah. I feel like people kind of expected you to go that way with your whole thing being like hatred. Yeah, yeah.

Like there's an expectation that you can be a right wing. But yeah, I definitely for sure. I mean, I've said cringy shit on the on the cast. We all have. I mean like, I remember directly quoting like facts don't care about your feelings and stuff. and being like yeah yeah that's yeah

um there's loads of stuff like that um like pre what is his face the guy in LA he was in the intellectual dark web that fucking asshole

which one and that they're all in oh my god he's gay he's Milo no no no he's not British

my god what the fuck is his name Dave Rubin Dave Rubin Yeah Yeah I was into Dave Rubin I was sure like that yeah Because it felt like Oh my God

It's why you've got to be so like aware Of like Taking a step back Out of like how something feels Like at the Yeah The cultural kind of temperature At the time

How like fucked up it can be and you're not even realize it like especially that 2016 era I think particularly with like the ages we were yes yeah we were prime radicalized it was like yeah perfect perfect perfect um and I remember like what the very first cast episodes had like Anita Sarkesian in like a thumbnail in one of them or something

yeah who in hindsight received so much horrible horrible hate Trid for like Just like being kind of honest Or the whole like The whole GamerCate thing Oh it was just unbelievable Because like I was I just I was kind of forced into like learning about this stuff

Because like I'd make a comment Like in that video I made about Tumblr for example Yeah Not knowing what outside of my bubble Was happening with your sargons and Right all of that shit right yeah you get this like wave of feedback and it's like whoa what the fuck like uh-huh uh i'm just like a 20 year old like i don't yeah yeah yeah i'm a fucking idiot yeah that's the thing like i think

there's definitely a reason i was more that way when i was younger and like dama and more impressionable um and i didn't have like the i i didn't really have the ability of like critical thinking i didn't like basically anything i was told by someone who sounded authoritative i would just accept yeah whereas now like if if even someone like i i respect and value their their opinions um but they say something that conflicts with like my beliefs and ideals like I will you can pass it through like a filter you can yeah and and it's like I don't have to I don't have to align myself 100% with like another person's yeah because of like their position socially yeah even when I say socially it's like they

have a position of authority via being a vocal political person on like YouTube number yeah yeah yeah yeah no that is a bit of a bit yeah no that is a bit of a bit of a bit yeah no that is a big one of like, especially learning the way they build algorithms, I definitely didn't know. Yes. In that era, like 2016 to 1819. Like, just how, like, they were tailoring that shit. Yep. To, like, kind of feed you back what you want to see.

Or, like, what might piss you off or enrage you. Yeah. So that is going to, like, give you a change my mind, Stephen Crows. video in your home page and you're like yeah look I feel really impassioned about this to me for me I didn't I I came across Stephen Crowder late and he was someone who actually started pushing me back to the left through how badly he makes his cases because like it was the first time I was like this is someone with like millions of subscribers and shit and I feel like I could beat him in a debate like were you starting to think about like wait he's he's he's he's

He's choosing these locations and the, these eight range of people. It was specifically one where he sat down and there was this really smart, like, college kid. Yeah. And every time he started saying something he didn't like, he'd take the mic and then just speak over him. And I, like, when you, you, all of the college debaters do that, yeah. When you realize that sort of shit, like, yeah, you, you, you, you have this moment of realization. It's like, this is, this is like their job. They're doing this for money.

engagement yeah it's and like what they're saying is it's huge huge figures to do this shit as well there's all these moneyed interests in pushing these these agendas I'm trying to think like what it was there was some thing with Dave Rubin for me

I remember because I remember having a similar thing was like yeah he's in the IDW he knows what's what yeah and then like one day I like searched his subreddit for some reason or something like that and went on it and it was just like endless it turned into a hate subreddit and I was like oh what's this about and started like seeing what people are saying

and like the feedback and was like oh that's interesting so it's not like I'd listen to him every week or whatever but there was like that time period you know yeah yeah yeah he just had like he's going on Joe Rogan. Everyone's on Joe Rogan's popping on. It's like started this whole thing. And then yeah, the Ben Shapiro college debates, the Crowders, Charlie Kirk's, all this shit. I don't know. It like it took a while to kind of like educate myself on the media landscape and just how I don't know.

It's so like weighted and corrupt as far as like. Yeah. and all that shit recent or semi recently now of like the figures that Stephen Crowder were offered by like Daily Wire and like all this weird Russian influence with Dave Rubin and stuff like that it's like Tim Poole as well

like these people that yeah I'm a classical liberal just like you I'm exactly the same as you except their bank accounts filled with like millions of dollars from like yeah from Russia from communist Russia Yeah

So I feel like I think that's part of what like growing up is It's like oh I was like a dumb fucking asshole idiot Like yeah It's probably better that than being like Nope I have the exact same opinions I've had since I was 12 years old I just had it right I'm assuming most people

Don't Even like think about it Because what's most insidious about the these talking heads to me is um the way they they co-opt like um just consensus you know like the way the way reform has just built a narrative around immigration so that it's consensus that it's like it's at least being talked about all the time it's an issue you know whereas like there's so much, so much bigger, like, issues. Like, if you look at stuff that's taking money from our, like...

If you look at the facts and figures, yes. Yeah, immigration is like 1% of... But once you start noticing that pattern, though, of, like, most of the heated stuff in the press are things like that that are focused on and inflamed, like, to this enormous, like, impossible to ignore degree. that it becomes the like cultural conversation of an entire country. Yeah.

Then you look up stats and it's like, what is with all this oxygen being like, put on this? Yeah, and the answer is, um, what's like, what, um, what is left and right? You know, because like they, they, it's tried, they, the, I think the media tries them to frame it as like, left and right. like Labour's left, Conservatives right. And it's like, no, they're both right.

They're both the status quo. Right? So like, and they're trying to keep the, like, the, the court in that, it's the, Overton Window. Overton Window.

And they're constantly trying to drag it right because conservatism means, let's keep things how they are. Right. And there's, as good as it is. Yeah, there's a bunch of, of rich people getting richer who are taking like resources away from like our class. It's woke bluehead

avocado eating. Yeah. Yeah, they're eating too many avocados. Their avocados are draining the, the GDP of the country. And it's like when you actually think about it, like, why would, why would the sun, who's obviously, like, the sun as a conglomerate, a newspaper. A newspaper, yeah, not the, not the celestial body. Yeah, I guess. Just clarifying for the moment. Yeah, no, no, yeah. But what would their motivation be in saying,

we need to reduce the concentration of wealth to a small amount of people when it, the sun is owned by one of these people. Yeah, of course. It's like so fucking obvious.

So everything is like in this protective, let's keep the status quo as is because it's good for me you know so then rile them up about other shit what works immigration you know so it's it's like they know that we're getting poorer and poorer so they're trying to inflame us towards something lower than us it's directing the attention and down so we don't look up some like an even more marginalized group of people like keep in fighting fucking genuinely look into um i mean i'm i'm sure jarlessness already on side but um like look look into the actual state of living in these these quote unquote luxury hotels right like it's not it's not

how it's being framed you know it's all just like it's so meticulous and intentional though and what really really really pisses me off is like the opportunity cost of all of it all this time wasted on this ship where like the whole country's inflamed about like, like, immigration, trans issues, stuff like that, where it's like, these are important things, obviously. But for the oxygen, for like, the whole country, it's like what is... But the amount of lies around both of those things. Yeah. It's just obscene, you know?

But it like, it trickles down to, like, that's all people talk about. Like, whenever there are, like, family gatherings and shit, that's just all it ever, like... Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But like we don't talk about the, the rising levels of unemployment. We, like,

we don't talk about, um, like the, the increased need for, uh, food banks in, like, every town.

We're not talking about, like, the children fucking going to bed hungry. And, and when we do talk about that, it immediately shifts to, oh, it's the immigrant's fault.

Like how, they're not fucking taken from kids' lunch boxes. What the fuck you're talking about? And, and, And because of that, like, narrative that, like, people are quite legal and illegal immigration as well. Like, it's all like just the same bucket. Anyone who's not like me is, like, an issue, basically.

Yeah, but also people don't understand what illegal immigration is. Because, like, in the law, if you can't, like, safely make it to, um, to the country. like it's not illegal to travel by boat you know if it's your only way of getting there when you're seeking asylum that is legal because if it was illegal they would get like stopped and just sent away but if you seek asylum and it's like genuine

and you're seen to be like an asylum seeker then that that should be processed you know especially when it's all they're coming from all these countries that we destabilized in wars in the fucking Middle East and like what a fucking joke so yeah

I got a little bit real for a minute there but yeah sorry I think that's it's a good place to put a pin in this one yeah I've had like two beers and we went political so's so that's what happens so let us know your thoughts on gambling and immigration

yeah Can we just call this one gambling in immigration? Maybe. I guess we'll see on the next step.