JAR Media Posdact - Coachussy GALORE - JARCast Episode 349

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Find us on Spotify and iTunes under: "Jar Media Posdact" Find the original episodes under: "The JARChive" Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 04:57 Housekeeping 07:08 Alex's Worm Announcement 08:38 Bussy Galore 10:51 Back to Housekeeping 16:37 A Heartwarming Treat is Given to Us 19:08 Alex and ChatGPT Team Up Bring The Music 27:54 Mid Break 34:33 Question Thread: The Minecraft Mob Drama 47:39 What happened to the Food Rotor? 52:41 Using AI To Sell Cars 59:26 Bizarre Video Rental Store Money Question

I left my home to join the army I left my home Good afternoon, morning, evening one night ladies and gentlemen This is Jarm Media Episode 349 Scary number I am James, this is Jamie And that there

is Alex Welcome to The Ones show The One show Hell, I'm on the One show I'm on the DOS show baby The DOS show The Wonga show We're on one minute after the one show

The DOS show The DOS show Wonga We teach you how to make Wonga Mad Stacks of Wonga What would be your Wonga What would be your Wonga advice What's your tactics

to get mad wonger. Join Hustlers University. No, I'd just say to scam people. Yeah, join Hustlers University. No, great, Hustlers University. Well, yeah. NFT University.

Yeah, do this great thing where you make these NFTs where we pay them? Do you remember a video game high school? Yeah, man. Fire. Jack Marston was in that show. Main character. You're right.

Yep. You're right. I should be one of the trivial pursuit cones. Because I know a fair amount of trivia, right? Okay, tell me some trivia. I bet I know more trivia than you. Okay, name one. Did you know the time between the creation of the Pyramids and Cleopatra?

Is... ...longer than us and Cleopatra. Do you know there are five beavers now? now in the UK? Yes. You told us. James told me because you told James. Hmm. Rumors spread like wildfire between us. Yeah. Clearly. There's no secret. There's a bit Chinese whispers going on. They're not whispers. They're conversations. How's it? How? Chinese whispers normally means like... Because I did it as a test. I was like 40,000 beavers are back in the UK. By the time it gets to you, they're only five. What?

Why is it, you're the one who said it there? You Chinese whisper yourself. Yeah, because I was trying to find the, you know, who was... What, leaking information? Yeah. We all leak information. Yeah, but you only told James that there was five beavers. So it must be James.

Well, I told Jim there's five. So what are you there? Where's the Chinese whisper? Shh. Before we get too deep into this show, let me shout at the Jarm Media, patrons that make the audio versions possible and get there. Very special slash cheeky slash hilarious names read out in the first or second week of each month, which is not this month because this is the day before, yeah, this week, because it's the day before Halloween.

Wait, what Halloween's tomorrow? Oh, yeah. I love my home. I love Halloween, baby. To go to a Halloween party. My controversial opinion, one of, because all of them are apparently, is that, if you live in the country Halloween doesn't exist

which country this country is in the countryside it's like a different thing than like well I guess less frightening or more frightening I'd say more frightening

yeah I think countryside is generally scarier no yeah I think about like you know a a bustling street in New York everyone is you know, dressed up

or whatever apartments easy hide in plain sight there's more killers there than there is here fact that's not what I'm talking about there no but that is scarier

it's not what you can't see it's what you can see that you don't know that hurts you huh hiding in plain sight that's what I'm saying

I feel like you're not engaging with my comparison but no I am I'm count this as a counterpoint. You're saying it's not scary because there's loads of people in costume. I'm saying that is scary because that's a way to hide from your... Yes. But they do that here as well.

No, but we live in the countryside. But there are costumes. There are scary costumes around here. And there's always that what are the ones who would take it with you first. The scariest costume is a, um, a tory and a rangerover. It's not a costume, man. That's a skin. No, no, that's a skin. Let's do some housekeeping when we wrap. round off those conversations from the previous episode that need those sharp edges kind of

curved a little bit you know take a eraser and just go um like this one from deconstruction 8163 loving James is mad genius hair please make a skit of him jump starting a car and screaming it's alive very halloween themed um and the other one on that theme was from rimi 2114. James out here looking like beam. Beama. Bamuram Bimura.

Oh. I can see that. James is becoming Beam. Beheim. Behim. No, I don't know what. I don't actually... I've got to the point of having hair. Where hair...

I don't know what to do with it anymore. That's what hairdressers are for. You either commit to the bit? No, I've committed. No, I've committed. No, I'm committed, but I don't know what next step to take. You just get some ho-hoba oil, some jo-joba oil.

I have all the stuff, bro. Do you have jo-joba-ho-ho-bo? No, because you didn't tell me you had that stuff. Yeah. I'm using, I'm following, what? I'm following in your footsteps. What are you confused by? Jo-jo-jo-jo-ho-ho-boba.

Yeah, jo-joba hobo-boba. Jesus Christ. What's happened to you guys? Nothing's happened to me as him. It's the worm. You brought up the worm. Jo-jo-Jahobo-Boh-Bah. Sounds like a Star Wars character.

Yeah, you go to Planet Joe Boba. Yeah, to get the Jo-Joh-Joh-Bobo. If you set up your outpost, then it farms Ho-Hoba oil boils. apply that to your worm apply that to your worm stick that in your worm will you yeah so I guess just pausing housekeeping I guess I do need to announce

the worm thing the fourth wigler the fourth funny no this is just jar fans don't engage don't have an infection don't engage with it and not a fun kind of infection

a worm type A non-bug-like kind of infection. What do you mean a non-bug-like? You can't really see it in the camera, but there's a little dot there, and it's not been going away. I've had it since Italy, and that's because there's a worm in there. How long is the worm? Has it reached your mind? I think it reached that day one.

It's not quite that long. I think at most it's like three, four inches. Three, four inches. I feel it wiggling when I have a hot shower, I feel it wiggling under my arm. Yeah. Yeah. Certain things trigger it. I've tried to kind of pull it out, but a...

Have you tried layers of skin off? Oh yeah, that's why it's just not healing and it's slowly getting more... more pussy. Yeah, pussie. Uh-huh. A bit more pussie. How do you spell pussie?

You know. It's just the way. It'll be P-U-S-E-Y. Or is it just P-U-S-Y? It's like this reminds me... No, it wouldn't be... No, because puss is two S's. No, puss is one us.

Pusy. Pousy. No, but this reminds me, when I was on the motorway a few weeks ago. Pussy. How does this connect to pussie? You know that creepy? Another holiday story. You know that creepy bus company that's got like this large British,

he kind of looks like Peter Griffin. He's always on the back of this one bus company. um you would know it man you would definitely know it uh but one of the one of these buses they've like changed their branding um and it drove like past i managed to snag a picture it says something like busy galore yeah that's right it said busy galore on the side of this bus b u ss y i guess i'm trying to do like a james bon gag and like making it bus themed because it's a bus company company, just completely stumbling across Bussie. That's on the side of Bussie's as Bussie galore. No, I like to believe that whoever came up with it was fully aware of Bussie. They must be everyone's aware of Bussy.

Well, everyone's aware of Bussy, but not everyone is aware of Bussy. You know, everyone knows Bussy, but they don't necessarily know that classic Bussie. No, everyone must know what a pussy is. Everyone knows all, well, yeah, but... Well, surely, a bussy's a busside. They can, like, skirt round people saying, like, you just use bussy, and they'll be like, what do you mean?

We meant bussy. You know? But what it means is that they're gonna make way more money. People are like, busy galore. Get me on that bus, you know? Yeah. Was it just a normal bus? Just nothing out of the ordinary...

We're talking up a bus or a bus. A bus or a coach? It must be a coach. That's not a bus. It changes things. Yeah. That makes it more conniving. It makes you wonder what's happening inside the coach.

This coach usy is just going crazy. Yeah. Coach usy galore. It doesn't hit the same. Busy. Busy on the coachessy. George Earnhardt 3027.

So completely understand what Alex about playing Destiny and watching something. For years I used to play Destiny 1, Fallout 4, Minecraft, Breath of the Wild, while watching this very cast. I'm a senior at uni in the US and today I struggle a lot with the Doom Scroll. And it's not rare for me to skip all my classes and spend an entire day on Instagram or YouTube on my phone. It is a real issue. Go outside.

Put schools. Fresh Prince, 49333. 3-3 had another thing on this same note. As a Gen Zia, I definitely feel the effects of over-stimulation in myself. When Alex mentioned he'll play Destiny while watching something else. I was surprised to hear who thought that went too far because I've been doing that for many years on basically any game. It's not something like a tell-tale game.

In fact, I was playing cyberpunk while watching this video on a second monitor when he said it. I hadn't really thought about it until now, but I usually have a YouTube video or music playing in the background basically the entire time I'm awake. Guess I'm gooned. I know I think I think this all starts because destiny is such a fucking boring game you needed something else talk about That's that that's the core thing here is it all starts with destiny just maybe if you go back in time and never play destiny you have this problem I feel like something else would have snatched it at time I do want to say there this guy that's skipping classes

Stop stop stop drag yourself out of bed drag yourself out of bed and go in class life isn't about doing what you want. It's about doing what you need to do. Yeah, go to work and do a 9 to 5. You want to end up you want to end up working in, what's a bad place to work? McDonald's. No, no, no, no, no

they got good pensions. Taco Bell. If you get provided lunch at Taco Bell, you're going to have diarrhea every day, five days a week. Yeah, but you become immune to it after a while, sure. no just you don't become immune to it

you just stack and you're stacking debuts yeah yeah so yeah it's blight down it says you're going in that blight time no because something

I notice like if I spend and I'm sure there have been days where I've spent the equivalent amount of time like doom scrolling yeah

as watching a movie or having a good session on like a single player game I want to play um or doing something productive like going to the gym which thing are you going to remember you gonna remember a single one of those shorts yeah maybe maybe one

extremely funny that's often the thought process on Lebon James crying funny fucking mean that's the that's the thought process I go to that normally convinces me out of doing it yes the few times I have like scrolled on YouTube shorts for like enough time to have filled the runtime of entire movie or something. I could have clean the entire fucking house

in the time you sat here or like even watching a movie is better that's not like a productive thing but it

you might learn something or have yeah just an artistic project that you're engaging with you got a story

in there there's lots to engage with I mean unless it's like that stuba that's a good example yeah That's a really good

You're the only person who has that in their memory I totally forgot that existed I'm never going to get with it You've never even seen it have you? No, I just noticed the last film Jamie reviewed That's in my mind It must be the most forgettable Yeah

Yeah Oh was that the last movie you reviewed on Letterboxed I guess It's not the last movie I rated I don't think It was Every time you go into Canada on the first one.

Just ends at stuba. Yeah. A lot of things end at stuba. Yeah. No, but isn't doom scrolling different? To me, doom scrolling is like, you're consuming media that is extremely depressing shit

about climate change, wars in it. I think it's just committing too much time to it. Yeah, and I'd never saw it like that. I just thought it's like actually... I think they're both types of doom scrolling. Yeah. But I think doom scrolling is like actual like

existential doom, climate change. It makes you existential. sure, though. If you spend that much time doing it, your brain is like... Gooned. Well, yeah, it's gooned. It's like, why, why, why, why move ever? Yeah. When I found out, it's like, I think it's 21 days it takes for something to cement itself as a pattern. So all it takes is you to doomscrow for less than a month, and then it would be just something your brain expects and wants. My, the way I always fall in. It's like Sunday mornings, especially. when it's like get up a 9 o'clock

and it's like, I don't want to get out of bed because it's a laying day and then it's just like, and then it's like that for an hour and half and I'm getting like a bit uncomfortable in bed and it's just like while we're doing this shit. That's when I'm trying to get out of it.

I've been having like an awful trend of my sleep's just been all over the place since I'm getting back from Canada. But sometimes like I fall asleep at like nine or something and then wake up at like four in the morning and then like go on my phone for like a bit. I go back to sleep

Terrible Yeah that's yeah That's terrible sleep You're just gonna be tired all the time Yeah not good That's the first for me I've never really done that But

It's my new experience right now But if that's a downer Guys I got some I got some news that is It's cheered me up Like nothing else But I suppose first I gotta

It does all It does all links So please bear with me the uh the fnaf movie is out today as of us recording this um I don't know you guys you're not keen man I'm keen but I want to watch it but we can't do it tonight

we can't do it tonight um but why this is relevant is because out of the blue almost with this uh serendipitous timing, I would say R-slash-fnaf is back Bro, he's back

Whoever is in charge of this They've somehow managed to bring back R-slash-Fnaf the infamous subreddit And they've even changed their description now to We Always Come Back Let's go Banner's still the same I love how

Munted it looks on that quop there 30,500 members. It's just growing like, it won't stop. So those tendrils, they're still in there. No, if that somehow gets like more, more followers and our channel has subscribers, just give up.

Yeah. Just give up. There's one pinned post on it, which is just from nine months ago, a leaked documentary about the ongoing James lawsuit has surfaced online. at the moment it's just constant streams of like why are so many people hating on the movie

I'm sure was anyone else sort of disappointed by the FNAF movie not being more FNAF? I know why it's bad I didn't have directual contributions to it so I can actually forge it into what I wanted yeah you would have done it much different to

yeah I'd have had a Liam Easton at some point purple guy William Neeson is So I'm very happy about that And I'm glad I could bring that up Um Nothing really more to say Just that I'm happy about that

Yeah Yeah That's a Halloween treat That is a Halloween scare Halloween fright Yeah spooky Halloween scare Um But obviously you guys know I'm

With the help of AI I'm like a rapper now Huh? Oh my goodness I'd go R slash Jarm Media can get us going on this. How do lads?

What's mean R slash Jarmedia? Who is our Reddit account? Is that you? It's not... That is you. Howdy lads, on episode 325 titled Donner Damage, Alex was experimenting with chat GPT's ability to write raps with mixed results. There was a prompt tested involving Billy the Black Cat living in a frat house with

Argy and Paisley in the world. of Eldon Ring. I'm happy to report that it seems the machine learning capabilities of chat GPT have caught up to the deconstruction of Eldon Ring Law. As I've tested this prompt and every prompt you guys tried on that episode and got much more

detailed results when it comes to Eldon Ring Law, lol. Just thought I'd give it a shout because some of the results were pretty funny I know. So I got three raps to share with you guys. Okay, I got three. The first one was I actually had to try that Eldon Ring one.

I had to generate that one twice because I originally prompted. Write me a humorous rap about a black cat called Billy living in a frat house with Argy the Corgi and Paisley the Golden Retriever. The setting is the world of Eldon Ring so be sure to sprinkle in some highly specific Eldon Ring law.

What it generated did not have very good law stuff so I made it generate it again in saying good effort but please put in more Eldon Ring facts and law. so this is what we got ahem yo let me tell you about a cat named Billy Eldon rings world it's wild and

Willy nilly Living in a frat house with Argy the shield bearing corgi And Paisley the golden retriever also sporty In the lands between where the Eldon rings shattered Billy's fur is dark as the void It really doesn't matter

They're throwing parties in Limgrave They reside With Eldritch horrors lurking They won't run and hide It's a wild world in the realm of Eldon Ring With black cat Billy Argy and Paisley they swing In the tarnished quests for grace and powers might

They're the life of the party Every day and night Ahgy's got a great shield He's the tank you see Involuntary night shifts in the dungeon That's his decree Paisley the golden retriever with arrows She's swift

Drawing her great bow making sure their foes won't drift now in the weeping peninsula the skies are red the cat the corgi the retriever they're full of dread but billy's a master of stealth sly and sleek she pounces on foes making them all shriek i'm gonna skip the chorus again yeah they venture into limgrave stormvale castle and beyond encountering demigods and creatures strange and fond with eldenring shards they brave the cursed lands in the van valley of blades, they make their stands. Billy the cat with amber eyes aglow. She walks on froggy paths, where tainted spirits flow. She's more than just a feline. She's a legend in her own right.

And Eldon Ring's world, they party till morning light. And the outro in the realm of Elen Ring, where darkness and light collide. In a frat house, filled with laughter, they bask in their stride. With law and legend, their spirits take flight. Billy Argy and Paisley, the heroes of the night. I'm just looking at Billy the whole time and she's a little cutie. Now, you have to admit. It's better.

Much better. Yeah, than the last time we did this. Yeah, taking steps to improve. Still got some notes, you could probably give it. Yeah. Well, I'm just not, I feel like it could a name drop a few more places, you know? I had Limgrave like nine times. Yeah, yeah.

It was like nowhere else. So after that, I was curious what other things I could kind of get in there. This one was, write me a rap about Sonic the Hedgehog teaming up with Danny Phantom to take down the Five Nights at Freddy's characters. The setting is the Mushroom Kingdom from Mario. Right, ready? Yo, it's Sonic the Hedgehog, and I'm back in the game. Teaming up with Danny Phantom, ain't that insane? We're in the Mushroom Kingdom on a mission to reclaim.

Going to take down five nights at Freddy's, and they'll know our name. Verse two, Danny Phantom. It's like handing it off. I'm Danny Phantom, half ghost, ready to fight. With Sonic by my side, we'll bring the fright. In the Mushroom Kingdom, under the Moonlight, we're going to show those animatronics they're in for a night. This is the chorus. Sonic and Danny, the Dream Team Supreme. In the Mushroom Kingdom, it's a wild scene.

five nice at Freddy's they think they're mean but they'd never met a duo quite as lean okay freddy fazbert bonnie and chika beware will spin dash through the night no time to spare tails and knuckles yeah they're also here with the power of friendship we'll conquer that fear back to danny and foxy the pirate ain't got no chance when i'm in a ghost mode i'll make him dance With our powers combined, we'll advance In this kingdom, we're going to take our stance It kind of keeps going on like that Do you want more?

No. Do you want the final one? No, I don't even want that one. No, this one I specifically made for James. I'm not going to tell you the prompt, though. We can end with what the prompt with is. So this is James' special rap. In the neon lit realm of Neon Genesis,

where angels and mechs collide creating a mess. The characters of the show gathered to discuss, a topic of great importance, causing a fuss. On a racetrack, they stood, faces all aglow. Arguing passionately as emotions did flow. Shinji, the pilot, with doubt in his eyes, said, Fall Out New Vegas are highly underrated, no lies. Masato chimed in, a beer in her hand.

Shinji, you're right. It's a vast open land, with a rich story and choices galore. It deserve recognition, I'm sure of that, for sure. Asuka, fierce and determined, as always. Countered with fervour, her fiery gaze ablaze. Underrated, you say? I don't think it's great. The graphics are outdated, and that's up for debate.

Ray, the enigmatic soul, spoke softly and calm. Full out in Vegas has its own unique charm. It's world-building and quest. are quite profound, but calling it underrated, well, that's a grey ground. Admits the argument on this racetrack domain, Unit 0-1 rumbled by, shaking the terrain. The characters continued to bicker and brawl, as the race of opinions continued to enthrall. In the world of NGEE, amidst the chaos and strife, the debate raged on about New Vegas' life, is it overrated or underrated a gem, as the characters raced, they'd remember it then.

What was the stuff about the racetrack? Shinji would definitely be a New Vegas lover, guaranteed. So the prompt was, write me a rap about the characters from Neon Genesis Evangelion, arguing if Fallout New Vegas is underrated set on a racetrack. Nice. What do you think? I feel like that kind of won you back round. You know, it did.

I just think it's accurate of who it picked for what opinion of Neon Genesis Evangelian They added in the movie character though Right? Mary, no Oh, they didn't I don't know the characters that well You got Ray

Yeah, you got a sukk Who's the one with the beer? Masato The one Sinji lives with Oh, the purple hair Yes Oh, okay Masato

My bad I'm an Evangelian fan I'm the only one who's seen it No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I've seen it Just not the last 10 minutes of the last episode Well, we'll see you after these 10 minutes of The last episode This is the last episode

Bill! Hey, it's me, Zeus, the god My fully endorse the jarmedia merchandise available in the description below They leeks he made initiality as lame as possible. What the? No. No.

What's your fucking problem, man? I'm still standing. James just watched Treasure Planet so he's feeling emotional. It's not in Treasure Planet. Which one's Treasure Planet? the... Treasure planet? Oh, Morphe.

No, that's Atlantis. There is one with a boat. No, that's Atlantis. No, that's a submarine. A boat is the underwater submarine. A boat is the underwater submarine. Excuse me. Click that.

Did you guys hear that? Quit that. Wow. I've noticed the way I say seas is very irritating. Say it? I often place it like... say you're gonna seize a castle see say shezer kaiser but which word are you saying no but it's Kaiser he's he's saying Caesar sees or no see is in like clip clip I'll like go clip

like I like I place sort of like the letter I see I see I thought you I thought you're saying the word like seize seize a car I seize that land oh See, I thought you meant like oceans, like the sea. Yeah, that's what I was starting to get, I was starting to get. No, the letter C. C. Say, clip that. Clip that.

Hey, chat, clip that. Clip that. Clip that. Hey, chat, clip that will you? Why don't we just become streamers? I already am. You literally get paid to read our message. My name is C nannas.

He doesn't stream anymore, idiot. Maybe if Adderall was legal in this country. Yeah. Oh my god, guys. Craziness inbound. Ooh, ice cream. Speaking of streamers, though, we've got a big guest coming up on the next episode. On the subject of this, if you were a streamer, what game would you play?

What would be the game you commit to to get money? No, you wouldn't be a league player. Alex is the most likely to be a league player. Why? I never played one of them three lane games. You have. Every first pressure shooter is a free lane game. Yeah, every Halo game. It's a free lane game.

No, man. Okay. Name one halo map. Ice rink. What do they call it? What are they call? What is League of? Like, what is the game? It's a free lane game. They have a name. M-M-O-R-P-G. No.

Call of Duty. No. It's a um Aweena Cool of Duty Black Ops Is it B-A Cool of Duty black ops

M Cool of Duty black M-M-O-R-PG Let me just get Let me go clip that for you It's LGBT isn't it A brand new LGBT Cool of Duty black ops

What do they call them An M It's an online battle arena Yeah Cool of Duty OBR No one calls them OBR What do they, what do people actually do?

Does Arena start with our Alex? Online Battle ofina, O-B-R-A. No one calls them, no one calls them that. Yeah, they do. People just do, do you want to hop on league, a bit of oba? No, it's called Loll. Call of Duty Black Hopes. League of Legends.

People, what is the catch-all term for those fucking stupid games? What you mean? I literally just said it, online battle at O'Berner. No one calls them that. What then? Battle Arena. Call of Duty Black Ops. Feel out of song.

I want to play League of Ledge. It is sick with the characters and the three lanes to be strategic. Yeah, because Dota is one as well. Moab. That is it. Yeah, guess what that means a multiplayer online battle. Yeah, but that's what people call them. No, but, yeah, multi-player, no, but come on, online

battlewina and multiplayer online battlewina, the same fucking thing. I do. They're movers. I call them OBAs. Get on your OBA. I call them GERPagino. Get on the OBA. You would be a league player.

Have you heard the new DJ Khalid song? Get on the OBA. Guess what DJ? Caled said in the latest. Oh, something about cappuccino's. No. You know his classic quote and like the name of his song. God did. Yeah, God did. They didn't believe in us. God did. In his latest song, he goes, they didn't believe in us. Juice World did. He's a master. Yeah. I reckon James would be a counter strike. No. I'd be a copy. streamer you would be a cop play i would just be a cop play he'd be war zone yeah you would be a destiny law streamer sorry but no he'd be a halo streamer i'd do minecraft or roadblocks probably roadblocks life is roadblocks yeah um what would i be then you'd be really Valerent

Yeah How? How? How? You have the most valiant vibes. How? Biggest tits. You were just complaining about the size of your tetties. I've complained to everyone about the size of my tits now. My tities are too big and my ass is not fat enough. I would be a new Vegas streaming though.

I would absolutely stream new Vegas. I have a new Vegas. done a new Vegas play-through in actual years I'm so excited I'll tell you what we haven't done in years the Reddit questions segment head over to our slash FNAF to ask your questions now yeah finally it works

yes I love when a high doing comes round I love it's when a plan comes together I love that after the last episode people did send in a few pictures of the jar on various items like the CRT TV and the old school movie that was a bit I love that there was someone sent a picture of them watching JAR on a Nintendo DS

really we need more we need more we need a compilation of every technological device watching JAR media yeah or the normal episode yeah well uh obvious humor

actually no we're not going to do that one we're going to do this one for Sir Quintus not sure how up-to-date you boys are with Minecraft these days. But the recent mob vote from a couple weeks ago received a lot of negative feedback. It's made me think, how many squares of cheese till you get to your tummy to film, baby?

Have you not seen all the pictures? Have you not seen all the propaganda? What? What? Have you heard about this show? Yeah, I have. The squares of cheese No, about the Minecraft mob vote

Forget about that bit The Minecraft mob vote No, I can't get past the cheese I want to talk about the Minecraft mob vote Why did you just like fucking Gea shift into that No come now let's talk about the cheese Ask away

It was this person They didn't say that Yeah it was Sir Quintus No it wasn't I'm still trying to blame on him. And you can't... A square of cheese. Do you mean a cube?

Well, if you looked at it perfectly from the front, the back, or the side or the top, then it would look like a square. What about the bottom? You couldn't see the bottom. Unless it was like, see-through, like there's annoying videos where they feed Wagyu beef to cats, you know? What the...

Dude! What? Alice is going off on one. Yeah. The man... You've got doom-scrolling issues, isn't it? Yeah. No, I don't pay attention to Minecraft

because I'm a 26-year-old man with multiple grinds. What quite are they? One of them is mining in Minecraft. Yeah. I'm trying to get the world record for the most cobblestone mind. So what is going on right? I don't know. Who cares?

That was a vote. Mojang, okay, so Mojang do fucking nothing. They're a developer who do nothing. So they were like, we can only add one mob. And then the fans are like, no, I had fucking all of them. And then they started making communist propaganda. Yeah, that's the funny part, right? Yeah, Minecraft players go full propaganda mode as petition demanding the end of the mob vote draws 300,000 signatures in just a few days.

So I was enjoying this, like, propaganda they put together. United, we bargain, divided, we beg. And those are the three new mobs they've got to vote for. Yeah, very cool, very nice Got an armadillo, you got a crab And you got a penguin Personally, I'm torn between the penguin and the crab No, I want all of them

All of them That's a point, Alex, all of them How does them adding any of those three Or none of them change anything It's content, pro It's not content They're being a penguin that does nothing No, they do do things though

Like for example The crab makes it so your range is elongated. No, well, no, they're mobs. That's not changing the game. That's like adding a new gun in cod. I'd say that's changing the game. It's not changing the game.

Then they're mobs. They're little creatures that occupy the world. Yeah, but like, when they added bees, it wasn't like, oh shit, they've added bees. I'm going to hop on now and play for 300 hours. It's like, I don't think bees being present really like, adds

or takes away anything. Well, I like the penguin. It's fundamentally the same experience. Yeah. What are you trying to say? I'm trying to say, add like... Hundreds of them. No.

Add like a leveling system. It does have a leveling system. It does... No, it's not. XP and stuff, leave all that alone. No, what they need to do. Ads... Clocks.

Add another dimension. Have already done that? No, another dimension. Everybody done that? No, another dimension. Like, I'll just keep outing dimensions. No, but that is content. Like, mm.

Fucky. Add the Ice King. No. Nah, I'm not being taken seriously, so I'm just going to start. We must not fight one another. No, you're saying silly things. Yeah. What I'm trying to talk about is fun penguins.

Because, like, the last time I remember playing, it was, it was after this, like, underwater. date where they added all this underwater stuff and doing it was fucking miserable it sucked it was terrible i hated it but but it was like this is kind of like a mission you know i found this thing and it's a challenge and even though it feels poorly it's a poorly designed challenge at least they've added this like mission you know i want stuff like that i want to be able to like go on a They need to add a hitman A hitman system

Where you take jobs to kill one And they're gonna whack them It should be more like And you plant bombs in their villages Yeah yeah Like terrorist acts Across the Minecraft villages Yeah

Yeah you become a bomber Yeah Unabomber in Minecraft Like it's all set up for it Like you've got a house out in the woods You fend for yourself Unabom I think what they need to add

Is like Corporations They need to add a dialogue trees like uh skyscrapers like you know horizon zero dawn yeah have like the yeah the villages with like you can see every pore on their face and like just ridiculous detail but they look they move like monsters yeah freaky right all or none not just one boycott the mob vote i agree just vote for the penguin one are you dumb ass i mean i would vote for the penguin yes thank you Crabbs are tasty than penguins

How would you know? I mean both Do you get what I'm saying No It would get me hyped if they were like All right New end game level Type shit

Yeah you wouldn't I'd get hyped if they were like Here's three new animals One is a penguin One's an armadillo One's a crab Oh my god You wouldn't play anyway

If they added a new end game boss That's what I'm saying You're just trying to be You're being the... Being pedantico, yeah. I'd hop on Minecraft right away. If they were sort of like Thanos Minecraft back. Yeah, if they had like a sort of Avengers level threat, you know,

Minecraft's season one. Yeah, that's what I want. Then I'll be playing every day. I've got to fill that battle purse. Fortnite battle pass What we need We need a return of on-wheel tournament I think we should invest in making an engine

Yeah, try and sell it What would we call it? Simp The cream engine It's just like really good at rendering cream Sure, cream physics Can't do any liquids other than cream So it would be

It'd basically be a censored porn game engine yeah it'll be huge in Japan you'll be huge in China as well yeah and I don't know about you guys but I'd sell it instantly have your cream engine

I don't care you know even if you make you know you flip it for 500 million you know 10 get come on we sold it for 10 million why don't we have

why don't we make a joint venture that makes us money we have the capital to invest in in doing that so why don't we why we what we make something what

look at the market see what's not there you just start like a factory let's just make that's a smart idea we make a factory from the moment there's another like you know global pandemic

we just make face masks and we make loads of money I like uh James's idea of just like you have your HQ you're building your office and you just start invoicing companies for like random shit

security services yeah like you remember yeah I cleaned the whole office building like where's my you know yeah that's basically what these companies like black rock or whatever

they just like own everything you do the Wagner tactic and you have so many fake companies everywhere doing it for every single industry you just money up to the top. Booty on my PC. Oh, we just start buying land.

We buy all the land in our town. So when they become mega cities, we can sell it all for millions. Yeah. Or, we find a strip in the UK that's... There's not... And no strip left, bro. We'll find it. Coast to coast.

And we build our own city. Our own line city. Why can't we be... We're not making the line. Everyone's all obsessed with mega cities. Where are the tiny cities? Yeah, they're called towns. We live in one.

I'm talking tiny. Tiny. What, like one size scraper. Because that's becoming a thing, isn't it? Like vertical cities or vertical towns. Yeah, they're just laid out on the side. You can only see them from one dimension. Surely it would be two dimensions.

We literally live in three dimensions. Nah. You're not seeing the vision I'm seeing. Well, it doesn't make sense. You said a 2D city that you can only see. from one dimension. Yeah, exactly. You're stood there and you're like,

wow, this city's crazy. And then you take one step to the side. That means if it was one dimension, that means if you crouched as well, you'd stop seeing it. It's on one level. But how could you exist there? How can anything be there?

How could you exist? You'd have to be 2D yourself. Some procedure you could sell. I don't know. Brain chip. 2D chip. Make me 2D. For real this time.

I think you're thinking too far out the box. No, I'm thinking in the box. Governments have figured out worldwide. They can make all cities 2D and save heaps of space. Alex, Alex, what's your opinion on the line? Yeah, let's build our own line. I think we're too obsess with lines, unless we go really close. crazy, put like big

balloons under the UK and just lift the island up. Start flying around. Yeah, Columbia. See, I think, I know, I think we need to have triangle cities. Pyramids? Yeah, Pyramid cities. Imagine that how good the transport would be when the city is a pyramid.

It can literally be a pyramid, but also a pyramid. Bit too sharp, though. Here's an idea. Instead of instead of trains being on the ground, have them elevated way up battle burst style so really precarious

like all the wires like yeah and you're gonna launch out really scary shit you gotta launch out and like choose your destination oh I think I'm going mm-hmm yeah

yeah just for like basic necessities you have to do this like crazy trip like all this exciting Risk your life The ladder The slide city Everywhere's a slide

Yeah But the economy Will be funded by Videos of like Live streams Of people wearing Gopros Being paid for their crazy Air drops

Like trick shots Yeah Like through the Tesco windows It's a lid Psh What a light It's just a live leak Society then

We're already in one Yeah Yeah D.H. does stuff has a one I just know that's going to make me angry but Dear JAR What happened to the food rotor Last time it was heard of

Was episode 251 Second Wind In which it had been abolished Has it come back Will it come back How are the members coping with James' anarchist approach That's almost a hundred episodes ago Wow it's no

That's two years ago Yesterday the Rotter was here with us. So we need to talk about this, okay? Yeah, we need to talk about this. Alex has ruined it now. Alex has gone from being anti-fucking food rotas having complete afferphy where he doesn't have any opinion. I do.

Ever ever. If you're like, Alex, what would you like to, would you fancy? What do you have a craving for? Alex is like, I'm just going to eat three bags of gummy worms. We went to a lovely Italian today. We went to Devine, yeah? we had like pizzas we had some sort of like

cheese Alex was just like no he had nothing because he ate two two entire bags of a no I was I didn't think it was the whole dinner situation we were going into right now

no why you so yeah let's go at six o'clock and I have a couple drinks yeah that was that was the original plan and I was walking up there and you called me and it was like everybody's getting pizza not me

and I was like Oh? Well, then I'm getting pizza. But also, no, but Alex is extremely apathetic with choosing food. Alex doesn't ever have an opinion. Yeah, why would I? That causes issues. When?

It's worse than me at my worst. Ugh. Not true. No, no, no, no, no. That is rich. It's not rich. How much? A couple of milly.

That's how fucking rich we're talking. No, Jim, you agree with me that Alex is. apathy don't doesn't help capo mele in the belly uh i don't know it depends some it helps if i know what i want i will always never choose what i want because i put other people above me no that's a fucking fast that you're lying to yourself no no yes you are okay well no because fucking eggy bread is not a fucking meal um it's not a meal um first of it is a meal second We haven't suggested eggy bread in years Yeah, next week, eggy bread locked in

No, fuck off, go suck Sucks an egg from between the bread Yeah, suck the egg out of the bread You should like it Yeah, you love egg, you love bread It's French You love French Yeah, you love the French

You come round on them How? How? You're the one who's like, I love French stuff Because I have a French car don't anymore so you're allowed to hate them again well yeah they've been investing on beds

can you agree now that Renaos are shit and you should have never bought wow that's all it takes no no no listen you've got such like buyers remorse no no not at all that car was perfect for the amount I abused that car

perfect never went wrong and I got it cheap and I made a 40 pound loss over the of owning it, which is amazing. Here's the thing. Reno's either dog shit or they are some of the best driving cars that you can buy. There's a reason every single waste track is always attended by Weno Clios. They are amazing. Just don't buy the shit one.

That's a slow engine. Ha-ha. No, I haven't got beef with Wrenos. I'll always have a soft score for them. I do. Yeah, I do. Because you just fucking switched on a dime. Yeah.

What do you mean? Renno. Renno. Look at that. Renno. And then you're like, guys buying a Renault. They're actually pretty fucking decent.

Really. They are. They are. They are pretty decent. What I'm saying is that was never the narrative before you bought one. No, I don't like all these narratives changing.

No, the narrative doesn't change. I always have a soft spot. The narrative did change. No, not at all. It's not like it won you over. It's not like you were like. No, it was.

won me over and then it was just like this is a reboot the narrative like the narrative so convoluted they've had to reboot that shit you know yeah this is like this is like the witch and Netflix show season four

no no yeah with Larry Herb from Xbox live playing I would take that over whoever it is yes Liam Hemsworth yeah fuck that guy he he Major Nelson is

Gero That would be kind of fire. Yeah. At least get him in there as Vesemite, you know what I'm saying? Let me read this from Clarabellum. Rabe, rabe, lads. What? I've recently found out that a bit of a current discourse topic in the car dealership circles

is that of AI imagery. Besides using the Photoshop background filler mentioned in one of the casts, some dealers are looking into using AI-generated images as placeholders for used car listings on the... their websites, at least until they can take actual physical photos and upload them. Being a Duma and an artist, I have my own mixed feelings about AI, but I can see the seller's perspective. Customers are more likely to click on a product with images attached rather than one without,

which means the car could sell faster, insert bandwords starting with M and finishing with marketing. As far as we know, as long as they're labeled it as AI imagery, there probably wouldn't be any legal repercussions. On the other hand, if this becomes widespread and deem legal, it obviously opens up a whole slippery slope about scams in the online shopping space. I mean, Amazon has become a staple of a lot of people's lives since lockdown, and it has piss poor consumer protection.

Soon it could just evolve into a nightmare of AI-generated non-existent products whose sellers disappear into the night after cashing out. Not much of a question, I guess. Just a weird topic and a reminder that we live in a society. So please triple check everything before you click on complete purchase. yeah you've got at the end of day you've got to protect yourself and it's a common thing in any car

circle on Facebook is just like scams are rampant it doesn't it doesn't even have to take some they will literally just take a picture of your car on the side of the road and trying to scam some of it you've got to protect yourself but with flight marketing and AI generated no

car advert is wheel all of them are in Unreal Engine yeah so they're selling you put They're selling you the concept of a car when it's not even anything will. It's all from Unreal Engine. Like, the whole reality of cars is just completely gone now. It's all fake because it's significantly cheaper.

They're only starting to charge, like, Disney and whatnot for using Unreal Engine for big movie and TV productions. Mandar. Yeah. Because it's just so much cheaper to just put, like, environments together in Unreal and just project it. yeah it's pretty cool but um yeah with cars I don't think I would ever buy a car

that I've not seen yeah yeah in front of my human eyes they'd be like deposit scams though and stuff like that though wouldn't they? Because people like you know they see a car they really want it's the right price

people are willing to like put a bit down to try and reserve it I mean I wouldn't yeah I only ever do deposits It's like You don't If someone is that hungry for your deposit When you're trying to view it

You know that's a con Because if people are trying to sell something Yeah It's like I'll put a deposit down After I've seen it Yeah Because I'm not buying it that day Yeah

And in that case In that case normally Most of the time You've gone to their house And then if they give you these weird details You can initially look at it And be like Yeah that's a con

Yeah you're being sussy back at Yeah just look at like be really kind of analytical with what the information they're given you because most of the time it's just a car. Yeah, because cars for what they are really expensive. Overposed.

Extremely overpost. Way overposed. Extreme. Extremely reposed. It's like when I sold the winnow. The person was haggling with me before they even seen it.

And it's just like, you haven't looked at it. Why are you telling me you'll buy for this? So I agreed to sell of it and they didn't even see it. It's like this, who does this?

So weird. People are so weird of it. Yeah. Is there something, like I feel like every marketplace is full of scammers in AI is just like another tool for them to implement. Yeah. You know.

They're just further cements, like when online you're never going to know what you're looking at. Yeah, it's real. It's like, yeah,

could you just generate, like, perfect condition, shiny Charzard card? Yeah. I don't see why not. And then, yeah, like, just have multiple angles of it and put it on an eBay listing. Whoever comes up with, like,

AI that detects AI. It's a ready thing, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, they're, like, already working on it, but it's kind of a step behind. Yeah. So, if... If that can catch up, yeah. Yeah, I feel like, I guess, plateaus at a certain point.

I will just say, it's the thing, if it looks like it's too good to be true. Yeah. Yeah, that's just a good rule in general. I sit on the car groups, people are like, I just put Dorset down on this car that was 10K under price. There will be a reason. You've been scammed. Yeah. Fucking wonder why.

It's like the reason our dad doesn't use, like, eBay or PayPal anymore. Yeah. He was like. he thought he bought like a like a really good PC for like 99P off eBay he was like yeah I got steel

and then what arrives in the post is just like the manual for like a PC and it's like been scammed I'm never going to use PayPal ever again that just looks like a fuck up when it's fine

just be careful it can definitely be too good to be true you know like that's Sandy sell. But don't ask me about that same logic for auctions in Japan.

The logic is out of the window in that way. I'm like even more of like a vulnerable person. You've got to translate it as well. There's loads of scams for that. Especially for Americans who want to get Japanese cars, the scamming in there

is insane. The scammers will literally buy like a rusty car in Japan for like 30K. Cover it with black paint. Sell it in Japan. Sell it in of a hundred fifty k they're making a hundred k plus profit by scamming fucking idiot Americans so stop trying to buy what's the Japanese crap they got some crazy businesses over there man I swear most of the cons come from America like Shane Dawson teaching us about the normal society though isn't it yeah every

aspect of it I guess it's monetized so heavily let's end on this one from G G Noodles 1 Hello Jar writing from somewhere that isn't the UK or the USA for the sake of anonymity Why tell us that you're not from these countries Yeah and what they've done by doing that Thinking they're so smart

They've made this question impossible to answer If they said like what country at least we could give some context No we can work out The question is this Just wanted to input on my dilemma Wanted your input on my dilemma so I work as an independent at an independent video rental store

similar to Blockbuster and we at most make around $50 per week and I was just wondering is there any way jar could let me know how we are still open for context I get paid 25 an hour

and work more than two hours every week there are also multiple employees what the fuck That's money laundering No, but how? There needs to be like money going through.

Yeah, it can be through the books, from drugs. That's how they money launder. Money comes in, the drug money comes in, they clean it through the rental store. Yeah, and then they get out. Yeah, but nothing's, how's it being cleaned? They fake it, they fake the income from... Yeah, through the legal business.

Oh, this person really wanted the... Biological too. for a few hours. But also, why are you being paid $25? Why are you being paid $25? For two hours? They specify work more than two hours every week. Because 25 times two is 50 and they bring him $50 a week.

But the whole shop makes $50 a week. Yeah, that's money laundering. That's literally money. you're involved in a criminal enterprise leave because if the police knocked down ram raid that place

you're probably going to get arrested well no not if you don't know so they're still in dollars so it could be Australia yeah Australian dollars

could be New Zealand that's even less 50 Australian dollars that's nothing that's like 10 pound 50 I mean that would make sense wage wise for working in a video rental shop

yeah it's so many weird things, so many weird things about this question. Yeah, I just think that's, it's a criminal, it's a criminal enterprise. First off, like, you're not doxing yourself by saying the country you live in. Yeah. We can literally find out because we know all the country people

do who view our cars, so we can literally work it out. Yeah, and we can dox you in half a second. And you can literally use the countries that use dollar. Well, I mean, they might have done that as a switcher, isn't it? They could have. But I think, but I think

they're too dumb for that. So if mentioning that is not enough already, then the job they're working at is an independent video rental store, something that I haven't seen one of those in forever. Like 20 years. If it's independent too, definitely money laundering. There's no way

on there. And do you know, don't Hong Kong use the dollar? Makes sense. Lots of places use the dollar. Yeah. And then the numbers coming out and it's just like, what do you mean? Video rental would make.

cents. $50 per week $25 an hour but they only work for two hours a week They said they work more than two But why would they specify that? They specified that because If they didn't

Then it would suggest that they could break even If he worked one hour a week Then they're making 25 pound profit So like where What is going wrong here? Have they, like... You're not considering all the stock they use and the things they have to buy to one store. Well, yeah, rent. Energy.

That is, there, there's nowhere on it. Yeah, how much is the rent? Is the rent $25? Or is it $25.50? But, yeah. No, this is coin. There's like no way to make it make sense, really. Yeah, besides, quite. Because if it was like $50 a week, but it's like somewhere where you get paid like a dollar a week.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. No. It's crime. You say money laundering, I say more likely human trafficking. It's crime. That is a crime.

Really? Yeah. Oh. I didn't say it's not a crime. It wouldn't be human trafficking. Why not? Probably be arms stealing. Human arms trafficking.

All of the. Trafficking human arms. All of the above. Human arms holding guns. So which arm do you get? Yeah. It's kind of like a little surprise. It's a loopbox.

You go in one arm, you might get one. I got another arm. BSI, Christ. BFC. Do you think Jesus Christ got hella clunge? He got hella bussy. People were lining up just to eat his ass. Yeah.

He was the bussy. He was the crussy. He was the crussy. the original busy. Yeah, I can imagine that. He goes to, like, the edge of the water and, like, crawls just a little bit, and then people will, like, make a line and eat his ass while he's like...

That's what his disciples were. He's, like, to prove that he is, you know... BFC? Yeah, to prove he's the true BFC. You know, he's showing that he can walk on water and he's like, look, I'm just going to crawl so it's a bit more comfortable. Oh, that's not walking, is it? Well, yeah, he would take a few steps and be like,

huh? Then bend over, stick his ass on the end. and then the line will form. What a miracle, Jesus. Do your best Jesus Christ impression. I don't know a single quote from Jesus Christ. I've got a good impression. The first shall be last.

Of Jesus Christ. I'm gone. Hey, where's the nearest place I can flip this Ethereum? So surely, for equality's sake, you need to do a... fucking grew up nice yeah