JAR Media Posdact - Coffee Dog Riddles - JARCAST Episode 170

Episode Date: June 10, 2019

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Drumroll, please. Bum-k-bom-d-bom-d-bom-d-bom-d-b-bom. That was fucking shit. Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the JAR Media. POSD Act. And today, I'm your host, Jamie. To my right is... Ex-O-D-Voyed-Hind.

and to my left is I build everything right that's not bad no look look I'm holding I guess B or circle if only if only

you get that in real life if only you get the reference though right yeah of course James I don't well you didn't have fucking childhoods so you wouldn't understand it would you you guys

before we get into stuff like this I just like to thank the patrons over at Patreon for keeping us alive yeah the other day I went on there and I was like you know what I'm going to leave like a little thread so people so patrons can give us patron feedback that I will be guaranteed to see

as I just asked how are you feeling about the cast lately the things you want to see more or less of and a lot of good feedback in there the general consensus was that people wanted more frequency of videos and the potential of slightly longer cast I feel like between an hour and an hour or half is about the sweet spot there. If it gets longer than an hour, 40 minutes is when it's going off.

I'm happy with doing longer ones when we're feeling it, you know, but to force a longer one. But yes, I'm totally for doing longer casts whenever the situation arises instead of forcing it to end. It would be nice if we had a camera that didn't cut off every 30 minutes. Then you'd feel more of a natural conclusion probably. Be anywhere between 45 minutes and an hour and a half, I see. I'll see. I don't know, we'll figure something out eventually. Yeah, we work.

170. We made it. It's... 170, that's like a big deal. I feel like every 10 episodes, it's like a... sort of thing. We're on that grind. All day.

Every day. One of the most consistent projects I've ever been a part of. of. It is the most consistent thing in my life. 170 episodes. It's been a journey. And we missed one week, I believe. And that was like completely, it was nothing we could have done

about that one. Is that the one where James forgot to plug in his mic? No, because when that happened, we recorded another one and I did. Before. Actually, it came out on the day, but just late. That was the Nibber Grinch one. Yeah, I remember that one. Because I didn't, it wasn't my fault that it went wrong.

Well, it was. Debatable. No, because I plugged in the stuff fine And we checked it and it was fine And then it just went wrong So that's not me That's quite a long time though Hundreds of such episodes Like I remember when we started the cast

Yeah Nine, ten years To, no, when we started the cast It was around the time David Bowie died Yeah I remember that Yeah

Being like one of the first topics we did Yeah, that was like the second episode Yeah No way is it that long ago Yeah No Seriously it was Years ago now

No no no no no no You started way before then. No, we didn't. We straight up did. No, we didn't. No, because the first episode was the Smosh one, so it was around the time I made the Smosh video. You know, see, time is flown for me.

Time is extremely valuable. And I'm wasting it. But I prefer to waste it. On Charlings Basic. That's just some James shit. Time is valuable, and we're all wasting time. we should all be on that grind Time is a linear

Time is linear Or is it Linear What have you been up to James? Me Yeah Well I kind of got into game of phones recently

Really? Yeah I haven't watched it in like two weeks Right as everyone decides they hate it And everyone's disappointed That doesn't count Because I started watching it when it came out So like in

By the end of the year you'll be like suddenly like what happened to this show dog yeah probably um there's a few things i want to pick up again i want to watch initial d again i wouldn't mind watching initial if it was on netflix i'd consider watching it i've had the strongest initial d cravings recently and i don't know what to do cravings i've been sitting there like you know getting from work got nothing to do i'm just like i should watch initial d and i don't watch it and i just it's like that every day i haven't watched any movies i've been listening to a few things Um, nothing, nothing much.

A few things. Wamstein and Kanye West specifically. They're the two ones I'm... Einstein. Einstein, a go-go. I played them on the way here. Because they had a new album out. James likes German heavy metal now, I guess.

No, I've liked it for ages, but they released a new album, like the first time of 10 years. So I've been into that a whole lot. And then Kanye West on repeat all the time. I'd like to call back to a question from, I think, two episodes ago, where I was asked, or specifically Alex and I were asked, our favourite Kanye albums from, like, Where's the Best? Yep, I remember it. And I, since I've listened to my beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, and that has crept up to second or first place. Really, it's potentially better than life of Pablo?

I wouldn't say better. It's the same thing. yeah like there are parts that I like at the moment because I I fucking rinse the hell out of Life of Pablo I'm getting to that stage of winters in it too

so at the moment it's kind of fresh and it's the album I pick over Life of Pablo right yeah at the moment it does get better and better than what you listen to it because I've been listening to it's the case with like all of his albums it's weird isn't it I hated Life of Pablo when I first listened to it

I literally couldn't stand there Yeah, I didn't like it first time either. It's a lot to get used to, especially with how... Especially starting with that one. And none of us are like hip-hop experts or anything. No. Or, you know, white boys to the extreme. Yeah.

So some of the crazy shit he does in his music can be a bit much to get used to. But once you do, it's like... Oh, shit. I feel like I kind of understand this guy. It's kind of neat. It's weird that someone's so weird... is so popular he's not

yeah I wouldn't say he is though he is no he is it's just like he doesn't think he doesn't feel like he was made like Katie Perry or Taylor Swift or someone like that where like they're like they have a talent that's being exploited to like make music that is sells

but I just don't get that with Kanye he's just too odd and the things he talks about and the like shady throws at people. Yeah. Like, he's constantly making fun of, like, the rap industry and being a celebrity and stuff like that, so... It's just, when you listen to his music, it doesn't sound like it'd be wildly popular,

like a Katie Perry or Miley Cyrus, or ever. It does not sound like that. But it's still... But the songs of his that do get the most popular are the ones that sound the most, like, the kind of mumbly rap that's really popular at the moment. Really? Yeah. Like, I was looking at what the most played songs were on his latest album.

Yeah. and like the worst song on the album is the most played one which one's that which album is it yikes it's got yay on that album oh yeah the one that's got that weird guy doing it like yikes is the best song from that album oh there we go it's fucking it it bangs james is a a basic no on james it bangs and I just think it bangs and I haven't listened to that full album completely though so that might be why but I've heard yikes on 20 minutes on

for that song I actually have a topic that I think you guys might like it's a genuine one as well okay ask away we've talked about certain like addictions before

chocolate fudge cake addiction brownie waffle addiction banana addiction serious addiction but recently I don't know if you saw this video game addiction is now a real disease I saw this according to the World Health Organization

which isn't the most reliable no no but it's got people talking about it is the point yeah see if I can find a good cutout it exists it is a thing not 100% yeah gaming disorder which is a terrible name

was recently classified as a mental health disorder in the 11th revision of the international classification of diseases. Calling it a disorder isn't right. An addiction, surely. Yeah, why not have... You don't have gambling disorder, do you?

No, it's gambling addiction. Because you're addicted to doing something. They've got it like the wrong way around. Like, surely it should be addiction and then it's what you're addicted to instead of like having all the addictions be separate? Right? How do you mean?

Like, are you saying... Because they're saying it's like... It's different of some reason, which it isn't, when it's just... It's extremely similar to gambling to me, but the thing is, it's, instead of, with gambling, it's money you're losing. Yeah. With gaming addiction, I feel like the, what, the resource you're losing is time. Time yells in some instances your own health. Yeah.

Whereas it's not particularly healthy if you're going to have a binge and just sit, fucking playing probably in. in the dark. Yeah. I don't know what change this would actually like have. It won't. It won't have any. Maybe, I don't know.

Maybe people know that it's recognized they might come forward and be like, I'm addicted to gaming y'all. The gambling addiction exists doesn't stop people from being addicted to gambling. But I feel like you would be treated more seriously by like people who are willing to help if you said, I genuinely think I'm addicted to gambling.

I feel like there are probably more resources available than someone who tried to explain. that they're addicted to video games. I don't think people take it seriously. No. Because part of it comes from the fact that, like, our generation sort of gets things like that a bit better. But as you go above in terms of the generations,

it gets more and more, like, confusing because, like, a video game to, like, my parents means something very different to what we know it to actually be as and how addictive it can be. Like, for them, they'd probably see. see it and be like, how could you get addicted to something as stupid as Pong? You know? Yeah.

Like that kind of level. Or especially like any of our grandparents, I'm sure for them, like the idea is just silly. But the fact of the matter is video games, they're like part of the design process is to make them as fun and addictive as possible in the same way like casinos design the machines and stuff. But they've also added in gambling. Yeah, that doesn't know. Yeah, now it has that layer too. but is there such a thing as like social media addiction is that in the world health organization

yeah surely just like mobile phones it's just like media addiction just constant distractions it's like you can't like say there's you know gaming that's addictive when people will literally sit there get home until like 11 o'clock and just watch TV like that yeah that's the thing that's the same thing my mom her free time will either go

to gardening or Netflix. Yeah, because while she's watching Netflix, she likes to click and clack away on crochet. Yeah. So, like, is that an addiction? Because she watches a lot of things on Netflix. My mom's the same. Literally, that's it, though. Just TV.

And that's like, fuck me. It's like, I think of it is if, like, if you get up in the morning and the first thing you think to do is that, I say that's like... Yeah. That's like... I reckon that's a, yeah. Because it's like I've told

Unless it's like the weekend or a holiday or something Yeah we spoke about this recently And I was saying that I like can't get up and play games Because I feel bad So I have to like physically do some exercise or something And it's just like I get you up Soises and drive to McDonald's and buy McDonald's No I worded it fully at the time

You knew what I meant But it's like imagine getting up and instantly Playing on your like console till like midday You want to stimulate your mind in like the real world Before getting into escapism I do prefer ending the night on video games as opposed to

yeah as opposed to getting up and that being the first thing I do it just sucks the energy and life out of you if you do it early in the morning what about if you're like there have been games where I'm like no I just gotta see what happens next yeah so the next morning you just go straight in isn't that like but you get that when you're playing a story game

so you're you know for no I mean it's just something new like genuinely like when something is brand new you do want to get back to it as soon as possible and every free chance you get but it's Not like that's a consistent thing that lasts for a month. You literally last like a day or two. This, uh, seeing it be like, you know, recognized now as an actual thing.

It made me wonder if like, if there ever has been a point for any of us where you genuinely believe you did maybe have this. Yeah. Because I'm pretty sure. 100% thinking about it, I 100% did around destiny time. Yeah, I was going to say, I think you did around destiny time. Because like in my hierarchy of like what things mattered in my life,

destiny was at the top. Yeah. Where it was like, have to do like all the day. daily challenges, oh shit, like, if it was the weekly reset day, it would be like, okay, schedule my day around the reset or whatever and getting things. Like, that's bad. That is really, you're an ideal customer to them if you're at that point. And I would say that's an addiction.

And yeah. If you have an addictive personality in that way, it's a good thing they probably, around that time, Destiny didn't have micro transactions. Yeah. So the only thing I, why'd you do that? The only thing I did lose was time. which I do regret but at the same time

it wasn't the end of the world because some of my highest regarded videos are the destiny ones so it worked out in the end for that for me specifically but like it's like I think back to the days

when I played Monofer 2 was like get home Monofer 2 until like 10 o'clock every day do you think you were genuinely no I was addicted do you think about it while at Monom Warfare 2

I reckon had the the first true like addictive game like the progression in that game I was that addicted to it I would max out the game and make another account just so I can get that pop

that level that pop in every marriage it's the FOMO thing that really gets people yeah I'm missing out like destiny like their events where like if you don't get in then you're not getting that bullshit item or whatever I became I would say that I became

addicted to World of Tanks as well because it was that FOMO thing as well because they had these specials where it's just like you buy a tank now and it's never going to come back so that's why I threw money into that game and time and all the time into that game yeah I was addicted to the gambling part not in the gambling part it's like just the

buying part and the playing part really bad it's just there's something about like the systems that video games have that like certain ones are really like attractive to the way my brain works and I just want to like live in

like really intensely until it's finished. Yeah. I'm just about that with certain games. And like, to the point where I just ruin it, it's the way I just consume media. Like, I just find a thing I really like and I just go in so hard that I ruin it for myself

because I like it so much. Whether it be an album, like, that I really like, just rinse it until I'm sick of it. You used to do it with just one song. It would really piss me off. Because, like, back in the day, when we were both living at home, we have one Xbox downstairs and one in your room

so then when my parents see our TV TV yeah but when the TV was used by my parents like after dinner that's when I had to go into your room right yeah play video games or do whatever and you would have your song on that you liked and you would play it over and over and over and over and over and it would drive me fucking insane especially when it was fucking Tiggle Bitties No, I remember playing all those like Ray William Johnson songs

Because I MP3 converted them Mm-hmm put them on my iTunes library Everyone did at that point I didn't FYI Jim was anti-group thing even back then I just thought they sounded shit They did, which they do

Sounded shit I even had a few on my own I've always been attracted to think shit things though You still are There's a certain type type of shit thing that's like, this is awful, but I just need to hear it more, or see it more or whatever it is. I'm that way of like... Especially bad music.

Drake sometimes? Yeah. Like the other day I was like, I'm not in the mood for anything, but Drake right now. So I just smacked on in my feelings and was like, this is giving me what I want. This is shit, but it's giving me what I want right now. It's like eating KFC on McDonald's. Fast food, yeah. There are certain movies that are like that too.

that too. Comfort food movies and shit. Mad Mad Mad Max. Not Kung Fu Panda or Mad Max because they're both actually really good. Oh right. No, I see. Mad Max is a dumb Fast and Furious movie. They're so shit.

They're so cool. No, no, no. The Spider-Man movies. The Sam Ramey ones. Yeah. No, but I consider them shit. I consider them unwatchable shit. They are not unwatchewable.

I think they're very watchable. They're very incredibly entertaining. Anyway. What game have I been addicted to? Hmm. What game do you think he's played the most of all games? Jim never did that though with any game, like commit to one. Jim was always bouncing around games constantly.

When he'd finish one, he'd just go to the next. Yeah, yeah. There was never that one. There's been a few ways, he's played them a lot, but that's not only because we've played them a lot, so Jim's... I was probably addicted to reach as well, kind of thing of it. Yeah. Does anything Bungie makes, basically? yeah I'm addicted

yeah I it's weird I feel like there must have been a time where I was but you'd know though everyone has that like that thing that they they will look at their timer

of how much they've watched or played it and been like fuck me uh forza for me actually I wouldn't say I'm addicted though I just played that game a lot because I was obsessed there is also a difference between like addictively playing something and also just really liking something

yeah it's it's tricky to like it's it's about I'd say an addiction is when you go out of your way to like like you were saying like scheduling a day around it yeah it's where instead of it being oh I've got time to do this

I've got like a couple hours to spare I'll do this it was alright I'll get this done as soon as possible so I can get back to this thing that I like yeah I'd also add If it's now a considered addiction Is there anyone with that addiction

Who's more proud of it than them Gamer gamers are just obsessed To the fact that they're addicted to games It's almost like a point of pride With like gaming stuff Yeah it's really bizarre You're not a real gamer Until you've put fucking 20,000 hours into Sky Room

Yeah Or you're not up at 3 in the morning When you've been on it since 2 in the morning The day before you're not a gamer And like the whole try hard thing Bark souls You know all of that Yeah it's a weird one

It's also so popular now And like So many Especially like kids and younger generations They're the ones who are going to be victim for addictions Because they're just Our generation is clearly By how we're so proud of the fact

And I'm sure a significant amount Of the generation above too But I think it's younger children It's easier for them to become addicted Because they're being exposed to it so young like um mums on facebook they get quite addicted to like games on there and stuff like that like phone games and stuff like that they're all built around the annoying thing about when an older person plays like a phone game is that if you try to talk to them while they're doing it they can't

they cannot separate the the phone from like real life yeah it's like whenever whenever mum comes here and i'm like playing something some game on the tv shack's like well i guess i'll just go then you're just ignoring me. But she goes on her fucking quiz game and she's just like a vacuum. I'm just like, no, I can have a full conversation. It's just my eyes need to be looking over there. No, but you not find it really hypocritical

when all these older generations will criticize young people for playing video games, but then they will be addicted to Facebook games. That is like... No, because in their mind it's like a different thing. But it's worse, because it actually sucks in more money. And it's addictive because it's just like you get pop-ups,

like your farm's made two loaves of bread. and you're like, oh shit. Yeah. I thought that was an interesting thing. Yeah, that's a thing. Most people are obviously mocking it because of its absurd name. Gamers.

Why didn't they just include it with, like, social media and technology and call it something else? Call it something cool. Actually, you know, you don't want to be attractive. That's what this you call it. Okay, don't give me more time.

Fine then, I'll just starve. Should we do the classic, what we've been... We did. That's what I was doing, and then you interrupted the... That's sort of, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's something I've absorbed. I'm just saying we can naturally... Yeah, for the last...

We can very naturally go back into that after this abrupt transition. Yeah, that was my topic anyway. My topic is, what have you been doing? Um... What else? Black Mirror season 5? Yep, I watched that. Me and Jim have both seen that.

And James knows a weird amount about it for some reason. Because I'm actually, you know... You're on Twitter, yeah. Yeah, basically. I actually know things that go on in all life. It's an all right season. Just fine. I'd say it's quite below average.

Yeah, but... From memory, the last season wasn't that good either? No, but it had such a good climax. Like, the final episode was really good. What was last season's last episode? It was the museum. Okay, yeah. That was a great...

A great episode. I love the ones that feel more like A film basically No like that show An anthology What's that show called though You know Futurama made fun of it The Scary Door

Oh yeah the show that the whole Like Black Mirror is basically based on Twilight Zone Yeah Twilight Zone Yeah That's all Black Mirror is effectively Like an anthology I wouldn't say horror

But like sci-fi thriller stuff but it's more sci-fi obviously right isn't Twilight Zone the one with the helicopter quest on shit in the movie yeah in the Twilight Zone movie there were a couple deaths

on set because a helicopter blade cut someone's head off or something which is fucking crazy yeah awful but yeah it was okay fitting movie for that to happen on

I know yeah now they'll be all like theories and stories and stuff it's like now this dude was it season five I don't know season six

who the fuck knows whatever the latest Hannah Montana season whatever yeah Hannah Montana and Anthony Mackey best episode Hannah Montana no I think that Hannah Montana one is

easily the worst one I'm asking not saying that's the best episode I'm asking which is the best episode it probably is the first one the first one the game favorite

yeah and that's that's not to say I think it's the greatest or anything no it's still got bad things about it out of the season it asked it asked the most interesting questions yeah

like when black mirrors at its best it's it establishes a scenario that's like yeah what like what would you do or how would you react given this technology or whatever and it's an interesting sort of set up as a good hook yes the other two don't really no have one i the the second one was entertaining just from like a drama yeah basis yeah the third one how i measure now um the quality of something is how often i go on 10 10 on my phone while watching it really yeah if you can keep

your interest. After, well, actually, I didn't look at my phone at all during the first one. Right. And the second one, the start, I was kind of like, just a little bit of 10-10. And then the third one, a lot of it, I was just like, 10-10. Got a fucking high score, though.

Got like 8,000. It's not a bit addictive. This is my addiction game. You literally can't keep your mind on something so long before you're addicted back on. No, if it's bad. No, James, for Jim and Rubin, I'd say, like Instagram or like

I very rarely use Instagram He's stopped He's stopped by last It fucking sucks Ruben though It used to be really bad though Always on Instagram Used to me

I hardly use it anymore It was like a game Between me and Ruben Who can find the best memes And right That's addictive They were both like Their messages

I found some golden eggs And you never send them to me In my time You didn't You didn't even have it During the golden age of Instagram I've had Instagram for like two years

Whoa? Yeah. I haven't. I only just figured out how to use it, and since then it sucks. But yeah. Kind of a disappointing season of Black Mirror. Yeah. Whatever.

The first one is the only one as well that really subverted my expectations. Yeah. Like, because from... I didn't watch any trailers or anything for this season. Yeah, I just knew that Anthony Mackey was in it. Yeah, and Minasaurus. I didn't even know she was in it. I knew she was in it.

And it just went in a direction I really wasn't expecting But I was saying to you in the car If this season does include Bander Snatch technically Then I think it's a pretty good season So I really like that That special, I thought that was really well done But yeah I also watched Chernobyl

Bioshock though No I watched Chernobyl The HBO show I've seen some of Chernobyl as well No spoilers please It's very good I mean I don't think it's the best show ever made

Like it's rated as Like Reddit wants you to believe But it's very good It's good And it's scary And Chernobyl was scary It's frightening yeah Radiation is like

Yikes Speaking of the best show ever made I finish watching Breaking Bad again Which is the best show ever made No it's not I think I'd agree with you Yeah it is What's better

Top Gear season 16 is a fish Breaking Bad is fucking incredible Haters want to be flinging it around all the time Yeah, but I mean, every now and again something will come along and you'll think this is so good. That's it. How did somebody even do this? I'm Breaking Bad as one of them.

Well, no, if we're going to use your way to explain it. The Raid 2 as well? Yeah. Movies like that. No, the Raid one's better. Shut up. I don't think it is. Actually, the last fight of Raid 2 is...

Because the first one actually has some common. competition with them that dread movie. I prefer the raid. The raid has better action, but the like tone and world building of dread is really cool. And the like style of it. Okay, the the way two's incredible, but you know John Rick three is the best movie ever action movie ever. I mean, I've us have seen that though, have we? Who's going to say it? We'll be back after these short and wonderful messages. John Media Shirts, now, or I'm going to hurt you. Description below.

Anyway, yeah, we'll run through the final things we have left in terms of... It's good to do this topic, like, once a month or something. Yeah. To catch up on what we've been absorbing into our brain holes, but you have some of the ones? Uh, the Equalizer? I watched that movie. Now, I've... I like watching this kind of popular movie.

You know, like the John Wick, the Takens. It's like the Denzel Washington action movie. It's the Denzel Washington Taken, basically. Is it even an action movie? Yeah. Yeah. It's not very good action. Yeah, isn't he like...

60? Oh yeah, he's really old. But, um... It's fucking corny as hell. And... Honestly, some of it is laughable. Laughable bad. Yeah.

Like, the sequel just come out or something. Yeah, I think it did. I've seen some of that, actually. They have scenes that are meant to be, like, sinister or something. And it's just, like, this is so poorly done. I'm actually audibly laughing. Really? Yeah.

But the thing is, I like Danzo Washington. It's the same reason that, like, Taken got away with it. Yeah. Just have a really good lead. I've given it a 2.5 on Letterboxed. Okay. So it's just average. which I think is pretty fair.

Do you know a movie I watched again recently? What? Mission Impossible Fallout. I'm just going to say, it's fucking incredible. It is a top ten action movies of all time. It is awesome. On a second watch, I enjoyed it as much as the first, and that has never happened in my life.

Really? It's a great movie. No, I remember when we saw that movie, the first time of the cinema, I was like, I cannot believe how good that was. Yeah. Let's go see it again. Yeah, we saw it again

Which is so rare for me to want to go And see a movie again at the cinema But we saw it again And I was just like I think we saw on IMAX the second time Yeah And I was just like That is the way to watch that movie

So it was of course a better experience In the first time And I was just like well There we go I guess I saw the first time In your house In this house downstairs And it was still great

On the 4K TV I remember people saying Before it came out In reviews this is the best action movie since Mad Max I was like come on okay here we go yeah and then

I hadn't felt what I felt in the cinema watching Mission Impossible for since Mad Max really that same just hype feeling of like you're so into the movie especially the last action sequence with the helicopters

I think that's so impressive and especially like um on a forecast TV at home the transfer they did on that that part specifically looks amazing where some of the other parts are like they did a pretty shit job with the home version like the motorbike bit

yeah whereas it just didn't look like that in the cinema it looks completely it looked perfect I didn't notice any bad CG at the cinema no I thought it was all real I was like this fucking hell this guy's like going crazy or the very least they hid it well yeah but there's something there's just something about

way like they just don't understand how to sort of convert it to like a yeah i i do not understand experience and don't even know how to explain it it's normally audio that gets fucked over the hardest by like home releases like every christ finola movie just sounds like complete shit on like home um like cinema sweets because the mixing's just fucked it's just for you know really loud cinemas um yeah anything else Speaking of top 10 action movies, in terms of action, I've got a pretty shitty movie. Spider-Man Homecoming. Really like it.

Really like that movie. But God damn, does the action kind of suck? Did you just call Homecoming shitty? I called it a shitty action movie. Okay, yeah. It's a really, it's... I wasn't crazy about it the first time I saw. Yeah, neither was I.

And then I watched it again. It's really solid. That's one that's kind of carried by Tom Holland, on Spider-Man specifically. Yeah. And, like, they just nailed the character so hard. Yeah. It's also got heart, too. Yeah. It's kind of rare for, like, some of these Marvel movies.

Yeah, that's, that, that's why I gave it that extra half a star. Because of the part where he's, like, crushed. The great scene, yeah. Drawing back from the comics. Yeah. Really cool. Spider-Man's, he's having a renaissance right now. Yeah, he is.

And he... He deserves it. He's the best superhero ever created. Yeah. It probably goes... Spider-Man Batman for me now. Yeah, it does for me. Like, it always was Batman, just because he was in the most good stuff, I guess.

Yeah. Just because people seemed to sort of finally understand his character. But it took him having, like, Batman and Robin and... Mm-hmm. All of that shit first for him to go good, I suppose. But now Batman is in a slump again. No good games, no good movies, anything like that. The games are pretty good.

Huh? It wasn't that long ago. we had Arkham Knight. It was a little while ago now. Yeah, a fucking ages ago. Yeah, a long time ago. Compared to Spider-Man. Yeah, Spider-Man game had...

Wasn't Arkham Knight like 2015? Yeah, it was ages ago. It was a whole new generation ago, I'm pretty sure. No, it wasn't. It wasn't on the fucking 360s. It was at the beginning of the latest one. It was like a year into it. 2015, yeah.

June 2015. It's quite a long time ago. It's 15, 16, 17, 17, 18. What? Four years? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, it's longer than you think. It's, it's, it's fourth birthday is this month.

Yeah. What the fuck? Four years. Speaking of games, I also finished Sekiro. I actually finished it a little while ago, but I just didn't mention on the Jocast. And it's the best fucking From software game made. Damn. It's the best one.

I'm saying it. I'm saying it. It's, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, so there's dark, souls, right? And then it does a bit of exercising, and it becomes blood-borne. You know, a bit of fat trimmed away. And then, and then he fucking gets

Chris Hemsworth He gets a personal trainer, dietitian. Yeah. And then he goes in. No more, he's 0% body fat right now. Damn. That's secure. Pretty good analogy. Is it a lean, mean, green machine?

It's a lean, mean red. Does it only eat kale and drink? like It only eats kale chicken and rice So it's the rock It's the rock of games then Yeah

Maxie has fish as well Add fish into secure And you'll get To train the Walt Dronting game Are they fish enemies in Secura Yes Well there you go There's also a giant fish

In that game A literal giant fish I think it's that Previously it was Bloodborn That was the one That was like Yeah I like

I like just the aesthetic Of this one I like the art direction Yeah and how moody is but now the Securo is like even more appealing to me yeah with the music and just the the music is so fucking good and everything the music again I think it's the best music of from software really is it the same composer in each game or I don't know I would imagine it's not the person from Dark Souls 2 because music in that game it's quite different sounding

it also was mixed like it's it sounds like the music is coming from like somewhere down the street it's really quiet some cave fuck Dark Souls too 10 minutes away secure is amazing

if you haven't played it play it oh there's a game we got back into recently James don't do that Rainbow Six Siege don't fucking whisper into the mic Rainbow Six Sage

we got back into Rainbow Six Sege after quite a long break and everything's changed We got back into it we played for like a couple hours and it was all right and then we played the other night

and it was so fucking shit it was terrible that game that game is a there's a definite love-hate relationship with that game there's times when it's like it's the worst thing in the world and you don't want to play it but other times it's like oh my god it's potentially the most frustrating multiplayer yeah really yeah

damn but it's incredible when it's when you've got your high it's high and when you're like talking with your friends and stuff like the more friends you have playing it at once the better yeah when you're all communicating that shit's good great and I'm playing it again and I'm enjoying it and I've got with apex apex is gone not playing that anymore right as season two's announced and you'll be back in yeah probably I that's the thing it's my addiction is you know it is yeah I can't help it right yeah moving on moving on to question time I suppose if you want to leave your own questions head over to the jail media reddit where there is a suggestions thread where you can say whatever you like let's do the top upvoted one because sometimes I ignore the most upvoted comment and people get annoyed silly Alex

okay James you saying that giraffe lover 69 69 says role play idea that's why I sometimes skip over of them. Alex and Jim are two minions who just discovered your master, Gru, played by James. Has a banana fetish and tried to dissuade him from wanking into their favorite few without kink shaming him. Okay, so James, surely I should have been

Gru then. Yeah, you're the group because you've actually come into a banana. And because when James has to play a major role, he just shits the bed every time. Beido, bezo, be so. You two minions, I'm Gru. Bado, Bido. What does he sound like again? I'm Greek. He's Russian.

I can't do a Russian voice I can't do Steve Carell doing a Russian accent Just do your normal voice then Bido Bido Oh no this is really bad He's not Mexican Banana

Banana No no banana No no banana No I'm the one of the fetish I'm just you Hey what's I can't do the voice This is kind of fucking the whole roleplay for me guys Jim do a Russian voice

Hey player Drop the chips and get me some M-A That's American Jim I feel like I'm I belong being a minion I can't do a Washington voice either I think James should have been grew I can't do

He was right I can't Bezo Bizzo I haven't cane in a banana It's so I don't know experience Alex does That doesn't matter It does

You have minions can't talk right They just They say like paprika and stuff What do they say They say Bido They say Bido banana. They say paprika.

Do they? They say something. Papaya? Papaya, yeah. Papaya, mawaya. There's a good way. Pizza. How can you have a role play when the two things are supposed to be persuading?

That's a tough talk. You can't have two of the three. Oh no, I've just came in a banana. No, banana. Oh no. That's done. That was exhausted. Cake, chips and go.

Cakes with human traits says, How are you punished as a kid? What was the most memorable punishment you ever revived? Received. Okay, how I was punished as a kid, I can just say that there was a spoon of my name on. A wooden one? A wooden spoon in my name on.

Damn. We had the wooden spoon, but I don't remember ever being used. No, it was a threat. There was the spoon and the belt. You had a belt. Both threats. They were never used. My dad, he'd just take his belt off and hold it there and be like, right, keep going, and the belt's going.

And that normally worked. I would say the spoon didn't really work, because I like to push the limits. And also, it's one of your fetishings as well. This explains a lot about James. What? How? What does it explain? Bo, do, pooh, bo, po.

I don't really remember any punishments, which I guess that means they didn't work. Oh, actually, you know, one of the punishments one time. time was um so i was laying on bed no my sister me and my sister were arguing over this old wasting wheel we had for the place they should do and my dad was the punishment was like my dad got anger of it literally threw up open the window and fucking loved it into the garden when it was raining and it just fucking broke that's the punishment lost the thing we were arguing over that's what he did quite a lot that's fair enough that's yeah i remember it because it was like that's quite a good lesson because it's like it's gone yeah you guys are

arguing over it and not being able to settle your dispute. Like, no one can have it then, ever. I remember coming back from scoring it, it was still left in the garden, in the way, and I was just like, no! What a sad sight. It was given to us by our, like, grandparents as well. Were you ever grounded?

Yes. No. I've been grounded a couple times. No, being the youngest, it was like... What? I was an audience was buying CDs off of myself. I remember. when we lived in Jersey, I was grounded for the first time, and I remember being, like, so

upsetting, because I'd always planned to, like, work on my den or, you know, do something like that. Being banned from being able to, like, you know, work on my den. It was kind of an issue for me. I don't think I was ever grounded. Because I never left a house, but... No, there were many threats of, like, the Xbox being taken away. like that yeah i think my dad actually did take it away a few times no i remember that yeah but then you just leave it like somewhere we just get it yeah because in the morning before work you'd just put it somewhere and then i'd be like it's either going to be in there or in there and then i go and look and i'm okay take it back see respecting authority and all that i i never got

grounded because i was the youngest so i got away of everything i was the youngest did you get away of most things i didn't do anything bad ever Yeah, I don't have anything that really springs into my mind where it's like, yeah, that deserve punishment, like major punishment. See, I didn't do anything like that either. Not the spoon can't resolve anyway. Yeah, it's tricky. I've got a bad memory now from like everything before yesterday. See, the thing about the spoon in my household is it stayed until.

while I was like 18 the dog chewed it a lot but the spoon was always still there and it always had my name on have you still got it I know I think it had its death and I think it's gone do you think if you had to

punish your own child you would use something that your parents used on you? The spoon they're getting the spoon really I got you would go and buy a spoon specifically for your child yep with the pen you white the name on it and it's just like oh let's your spoon um

well to me like the the punishment needs to be something that is actually threatening yeah like having the having the exports taken away

but me knowing I can easily get it back yeah that's not punishment at all so for example I'd probably go like way too far and like buy a safe and put it in the safe so they just can't have it

or you just do you just throw it you just fight outside because then either way they either are punished and they just accept their punishment until the punishment's over or they get creative and think of a way to get the thing

I took away back they're either breaking into a safe or they're coming up with some scheme to make a bunch of money to buy the thing that I hid away again so either way I'm impressed which would be educating them for the creativity I'd be most impressed if they broke into the safe I'd be like you've got skills

you've got skills that we're going to put to the test to be like Ant Man and the Wasp I try the spoon as a foot I wouldn't use it I wouldn't use a weapon physical violence with fists seems just like in complete silence you just raise your arms

just stand there do what I learned from Resident Evil 2 just walk towards them put on the biggest heaviest boots you have start at like the the top of the stairs It's just... Yeah, but you'd never hurt your kid, that's wrong.

Unless it's with the spoon. Unless when they're first born, you hang them upside on and smack them on the ass with a wooden spoon, don't you? To make them scream. Just to make sure they're correct. Like that fucking weird show that was on BBC. Yeah, what was it called? I remember the theme song. Yeah.

N-nan-na-na-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-d-d-d. It was about twins, and one of them liked his ass. The cramp twins? Is that what it was called? Yeah. One was blue, and one was like... Normal. He was Mexican.

Yeah. Loll on that says question mostly for I build everything. Oh, where's he? Oh, here he is. there is but also for the other mingers what wait pause this in a minute who can do like the best fake laugh

that's shit that sounds like a fake laugh what's the qualification does it have to sound like a real laugh if it's fake or does it have to sound like a fake laugh it has no like when we're in London the other week we were like we noticed something really fucking weird you can just say for the most part anything you want really loudly and no one cares at all

no we were just laughing though quite loudly while walking through yeah so like we were just walking through the streets of London just going every now and again someone would slightly turn their head but like they didn't know the game was do a laugh weird enough to see if you can distract the busy London people from their day oh so basically it's um bogeys or whatever bogeys for adults how childish if it's for adults if it's for adults No, but James, you would find it fascinating as well because people in London don't give a fuck.

It's just city. No, it's city people. Yeah, they don't care. Because everybody got somewhere to be and there's always someone weirder than you. Give me £5,000 and I can prove your query, your theory one. Just from laughing weirdly. Because then you get a car, you stick a big resource on it, make it go flames. That's James' laugh then.

Imagine that kind of laugh Like as loud as you can project it That's what we're doing in the streets No, do it as loud as you can I can't remember what kind of laughs I was doing We were doing everything Every sort of look I should have done that one

Once like that are brilliant Yeah Yo yo yo yo yo yeah That's a good one Anyway the question Yeah anyway the question Legu just announced that they're going to release minions sets in 2020.

Apart from Madagascar, what film slash video game properties would you like to see made into Lego sets? We're dead. Red Dead will be cool. Do they have to be realistic? Obviously, would not be realistic at all because that game has like rape in it and bloody murder and... When's raping it? Oh, Arthur gets raped, doesn't it? That's not a spoiler.

That's like a really hyper-specific side quest thing. It's like an Easter egg, basically. Yeah, it's an Easter egg. When's that? When does he get waived? Just Google it. We don't need to talk about that now, anyway. Um, did they say apart from a Madagascar?

Kung Fu Panda Lego, obviously, it'll be awesome. House Chain of Dragon Lego would be sweet. Something like Overwatch Lego. Wow. There is something I need to show you then. We haven't gone back to... Halo, obviously. I think Halo's perfect.

Can't Mega blocks. Yeah. Megablocks has it. Spider-Man? I don't fucking know. There's already loads of Spider-Man Lego, but it's shit. Most of the Marvel stuff's terrible.

Really? Yeah, it's rubbish. It's difficult. What about, like, cars? What about a thing where you could, like, get a Lego model of whatever car you have? So, like, you take pictures of it, and they just make it,

and then you have a set of your own car. I know I'd probably enjoy that. Dark Souls Lego. really good anyway. Dark sauce Lego. Yeah. Secura Lego. Those are a bit violent, I guess. Oh, for God's sake. I don't know what else? Family guy. That would be kind of cool. Don't Megablocks have that as well there? Really? Something has family guy and that's awful. It's not Megablocks. There's that, like, meme of the, like, Breaking Bad Lego that people made, like, the meth bus, the meth camper ban.

Yeah. Can you imagine? They've done some edgy ones. They've done, like, a Big Bang Theory Lego thing and Lego Friends. It's quite edgy. Eighty? Big Bang Theory ain't edgy? For Lego it is.

Not Egy. That's super... Oh. It's like the safest sitcom there is. Big Bang Theory. Yeah. For Lego. They talk about like sex and stuff like that.

For a Lego friend, I don't think you understand how close to the chest Lego holds their properties. The Simpsons talks about sex. Yeah, and The Simpsons was only made Lego recently. Overwatch is known for porn. It's a porn. That's what I find so weird about the Overwatch Lego thing. People definitely hot glue their Overwatch Lego sets. Man, you're probably not wrong, to be honest.

100% they do. It's a porn franchise. It's a porn movie. I saw in the Lego shop in London, the Lego Mercy. That's the medic one, right? It looks fucking garbage. Holy fuck. Really bad figure, in my opinion.

Really not impressive at all. I just want more Lord of the Rings sets, to be honest. And I'll be happy with that. I want more sets of cars. The movie. Cars, that is. We've got one for you James Seeing as I just had that one

Sing Propable Alex Sandgren says James Any thoughts on the new Call of Duty modern warfare trailer The other jar members can answer this too Wait uh Mad Max Lego Sorry there you go

Yeah that'd be kind of cool I am hyped Massively The trailer's not with the gameplay Jim's gonna also play it as well I might Jim if there's spec ops in You break my thoughts

If there's spec ops Will get me in there to be honest There's going to be spec ops The campaign if it's co-op will probably be all right Probably won't be It won't be co-op If there was a campaign There's no battle real

I'm pretty sure that's been confirmed Good It just needs to go back to being cards I don't know how they fucked up the Mono Fair 2 formula I know it was like Perfect It was like the formula was already written or something

And they've had to take it back To formula now And hopefully, hopefully, I say this every year, hopefully they go back and it's a good game and I can be addicted to it and yeah, love it. Okay. We kind of mentioned this last episode, but so I'm just going to move on. The new cod did come up in some form, but... Brilliant. They changed Captain Price's voice actor and he sounds way worse.

Okay. Really? Yeah, the most iconic cod character. Wait, is it just a remake? No. no it's a reboot so it's basically like the new robocop then yeah so it's gonna be fucking awful so then when they remastered this one there's gonna be monon fair monofair remastered what the game has done this no i guess doom no the latest doom is kind of that idea

no it's like remake but the the jump is so huge like no matter how they reboot this new cod it's still going to be like a 3d game yeah with like pretty detailed graphics with the same asphessic similar gameplay you know it's the it's the first engine like truly new engine in like 15 years wait this cod game they're not they're using like a completely brand new engine apparently oh that'll either go really well or really have you seen the trailer yeah because not unlike a big TV or it's said like in game and the game if it's true that shit looks fucking incredible maybe the first time in a while that cod would be impressive because

it's graphics alone Yeah, it's always just been solid. Black Ours 4 is decent graphics. I would never say they've been bad, but they'd never been like, wow, this is stunning or anything. Anyway, point is. Lewis asks, can you wish me, Lewis, a happy birthday? That would mean a lot. Turning 18 next Monday.

Happy birthday. I think you should do a speedy one. To you. Happy birthday, to you. Happy birthday, happy birthday to Lewis. Have a happy birthday. Happy 18 Wow

Because we don't want it to be like a thing Every episode But it's like Yeah My birthday's coming up So hold off the birthday ones We won't do any more for a while now So you're lucky Lewis

Happy birthday Lewis We should only do really specific Like 23 or something If you're 23 then we'll say happy birthday If you're 56 If you're 56 If you're 56 we'll say happy birthday to you So with a picture of your passport

sent to James Yep, then we can confirm that it is your birthday and then we can shout it out Okay As we booked tickets in your name to Jamaica Ah Dan Sterro here Stereo has a little story for us

I meant to post this a while back When you boys were discussing getting caught Looking at sexy porn Just wanted to share my embarrassing story So hopefully it will stop haunting my nightmares Back in the year 2000, my parents were going out for the evening and they had finally decided I was old enough to not have a babysitter. They told me I could do whatever I wanted as long as I didn't touch the TV.

In the lounge. This is just written really weirdly. As they had set the VCR, yes I know I'm old, we had VCRs. I remember getting finding me email on video. I still have weirder Star Wars on video. Yeah. I remember thinking every time you put a video in, the actors have to do it. all over again.

To record a film later that evening, I promised I wouldn't touch it and would just play my Game Boy instead. Cut to the following Saturday, my mum gets an angry call on the phone. It was my aunt. Apparently the VHS recording of the Lion King my mum had sent her

cuts to Red Hot TV 10 minutes into the film and never change his back. Yeah, I was into that shit for a bit. And it wasn't the last time this happened. Anyone else have getting caught stories? I have too many to count. That's quite a weird way to.

get, cool. That's like actual evidence of you doing it too. That's like TV. Do you remember those like weird channels? I remember... Babe station. Babe station. You called up. There were a few of those. There was Babe station and there was another one. They were the two biggest ones in England. I can't remember. They were shit.

Yeah, they were shit. But if it's all you've got, I mean... Well no, because you're supposed to call weren't you? Yeah, for a ridiculous amount of money. Yeah. But that's why you've watched it. I don't have any getting caught stories though aside from what we talked about before sort of a nice little anecdote to end on

um just don't get caught in it don't get captured yeah and thank God we don't have VHS this anymore wouldn't happen nowadays because you'd just be on your phone looking at Pornhub hooray you can't really get caught

doing that we can how how would you get caught doing on your phone cock out in hand Yeah, if you're jerking it whatever. Thanks for listening or watching to episode 170 of the Jarcast.

The Jarmedia podcast. Thank you for watching. We'll catch you on the next Angry Yard show. We feel like James is into this. Bye!