JAR Media Posdact - Completely Droids - JARCast Episode 257

Episode Date: January 17, 2022

https://www.patreon.com/jarmedia Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/jar-media-store Twitter: https://twitter.com/FourFunnies Timecodes: 00:00 Intro 05:44 Housekeeping 11:12 Talkin about 'Moving Forward' 13:22 The Shortest War 18:30 Book of Bob 23:15 Gifs 30:09 Alex likes Psychonauts 2 33:24 Reddit Questions 34:30 Why have we not seen Alex and Randy in the same room? 34:53 What are we looking forward to in 2020 40:49 Which thumbnail would you... 41:30 Favourite and Least Favourite Chores 48:46 Explain DVP Shared 49:33 Insider Informs us on The Rock 52:58 Bready Flesh 55:55 PS vs XBOX 1:00:36 Bonzai Tree Frog Reveal 1:03:05 PLease Explain Bobya2984

Good afternoon, morning, evening, all night, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to episode 257 of the JAR Media podcast. I am not your host. I am James. I've got alongside me, Jamie and Alex. Hello, I'm Jamie. What's up? What's up?

How are you doing today? Um, yeah. Uh-huh. Quite stiff. at all? Always a little bit. I'm not stiff for the record. I'm not either.

I've had three flat whites today, so. Oh, gonna get a bit crazy, are we? I might shut myself. Well, we've all had a lot of coffee today, so we can do a joint shit in the collective shit toilet. We can finally do the challenge. The shit challenge, yeah. I want shit so high in the toilet that when

you sit down it touches your ass goes back in because when it gets to that that like height we can shape it as well we can't smooth it off yeah it'll be like um clay like and then stick it in the oven and you have the beautiful so it's it's not funny is it it's not it's not funny it's too far it's not too it's not far enough that's why it's not funny it's it's like it's the stuff that children joke about yeah poo. Yeah, but they joke about it because it's funny. Yeah, to them. So you're denying

that it's hilarious. Yeah. Absolutely. Why is poo funny? Because animals don't find poo funny. Pooh isn't inherently funny. I think it is. Monkeys like it. No, they use it as a tool. They literally use it as a weapon.

Yeah. They think shit. Which is something we need to re-adopt. Yeah, shit is a weapon. Remember in the medieval days, they like, surround castles with a little moat and it'd be full of shit

because if anyone fell in it they'd just die of dysentery or whatever yeah so that's what we need to well stop

get rid of nuclear weapons that cost those to money you know they take money away from healthcare systems replace nuclear weapons with shit because it

did shit and true it's like the one resource humanity will never run out of true if anything you gain more of it hmm

while there are humans there will always be shit and piss yeah and that's why AI is not an extension of humanity no I feel like even AI would find some need for them to like shit you know

it'll be a way to cleanse data when they get too much data they'll do figurative AI shit what's it called like when you like format your drive or whatever emptying the recycling bin I empty the recycling now and again

I do as well I need to do a little flush of the system I was just talking literally yeah flushing the system you know you click white click you know

before we get too deep into this episode too deep into the fucking toilet rim of this episode I'll shout out the patrons over at Jammedia Patreon they made the audio version possible get their names read out in the first week of every month

and bonus videos when we make them Yeah, but we aren't in such a sticky situation So true, is that the name of this episode? Sticky situation, yes Yeah, that's a good one Yeah, it has multiple meanings, has multiple uses Open to Interpretation, the best kind of art

Yes, yeah, this episode is art This is Jart right here Yeah, I've decided It's because of last week's discussion you had with Randy About art installations like Damien Hearst, beautiful, pregnant emojis thingy Yeah, and the carrots or whatever, cut in half. Well, Oh, the carrots, like, infused in gel and cut in half, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Not art in my view, but I'm not willing to upset the art community with a, an opinion like that, so I'm going to leave it this episode. I got some beef with my brother. Oh? No, Randy. Oh. You made a fool of me.

He always does. Well, yeah. Well, what's the beef then? You can't just say you have the... I apologize for the audio listeners, but it's kind of visually self-explanatory. How so? I'd say, if anything. Well, you guys were like, you just took him at face value, like, oh, I'm Randy.

Yeah, I was like invited and I'm supposed to be here. No, I literally said he wasn't invited. Yeah, I said to his face that he wasn't invited. Why'd you not question where I was then? Could you not hear me screaming from the garage? Because like before, you just disappear sometimes and that's fine. So me and James crack on. Yeah, we've got to adapt and overcome.

But anyway, long story short, we found you and brought you up here. Yeah. And you went to running. Randy went to running. Yeah, as usual. Coward. You know. Randy Will returns.

That would have been a good name. That would be the next one. Rill. Randy Rul returns. This is Randy's last victim. She's quite lightly. For those listening, James had a skeleton foot. Mm-hmm.

Let's do some housekeeping. We've got to clean some of this. Beep up, you know? Yeah. Can we start filtering ourselves so we avoid the algorithm? Yeah. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. So we just say beep.

You peep, you, uh, portie I, beep. Okay. I'm so, beep. You not got one, James? You're such a fucking beep. No confectioner, uh, 19, sorry, 9482. I was reading it as if it was a year, like we're in the year, 9,482. Obviously, we're not quite there yet.

Where are we? What do you mean read it like It's a number We say like Boogie 2988 It was the year he was born 2988 What 2,88 That's the year Boogie was born

He came back to the past To block all the unholy Hello boys Not to bring up old sensitive subjects But did you know that grizzly bears Have been known to decapitate moose In one fell swoop Of their massive fucking claws

I think you really underestimate The Power of Grizzly has Against Most Animals in the animal kingdom. YouTube search, and I haven't searched this so I don't know, actually what comes up. Don't moose around, and you'll understand the potential power of an apex

grizzly. Anyways, oh, I'm not reading that. Well, yeah, it's got claws. I don't see how a grizzly bear could cut off a moose's head in one swipe. He just said decapitating, not head. Yeah, because a moose I feel like is also underestimated

in terms of it's sheer. Yeah, also, they got wide necks, right? I mean, it's a moose. Bear claws aren't like swords Like isn't a big moose like 8 foot They're fucking huge It's obsceney fucking huge

The big moose may be Larger than 8 foot even What's plural of moose Mooses? Moose Moose Ah me mice Mice Mice

Mice Mice Mice Review Tech Brooklyn left one for us Some comments in clarification On the Matrix Discussion

From last cast Originally, the Wachowski's had intended for the humans, this is, we're talking about how it doesn't make sense that, like, the robots in the matrix or the AI or whatever, like, uses humans. It was like batteries or something? Yeah, for their gloop. The gloop. Originally, the Wichowski said intended for the humans to have their brains used as some sort of processor for robot computers, highlighting the similarities between a brain and artificial intelligence, i.e. a very smart computer. Makes sense. This had to be changed into the battery thing due to the producers insisting that the original concept was too difficult to understand for the layman, which is ironic because, as you guys pointed out, the battery thing literally doesn't make sense, since maintaining human beings would cost more than the energy their bodies would provide.

The blue and red pill are a metaphor for Plato's cave allegory, a philosophical allegory in which people have been chained in a cave their entire lives, watching shadows being projected on the wall in front of them. If the prisoners were to be freed from the cave, then the realization that the shadows, or the simulation in the Matrix, don't represent the real world and would make the cave impossible to return to, no matter how harsh and the real, sorry, the real world might be. The Witchhouse Cues actually addressed this too, interestingly enough, by having a traitor in Matrix 1 want to have his memory wiped when he returns to the simulation. All in all that allegory's point is an argument for the inherent value and importance of education and truth. Sorry for the big post, the topic is just something I find interesting, and hope you boys find it interesting. as well, game on. Batteries, I'm sorry, but humans could definitely be used as batteries.

Hearts don't require anything but make stuff. No, but you've got to like... Feed them. Yeah, you've got to keep them alive. The brain processing thing makes more sense to it. Yeah, the brain processing... Yeah, that's easy to understand. No, but the energy you can make of your heart

is the same energy you can make with the... To get the energy, to use someone's brain as a processor right, you still have to maintain them with food. You could use the heart's energy in the same time to make energy. What are you talking about? Yeah, what are you on about? You're saying that they put humans in these parts to use as processors, right?

They're feeding these humans gunk, gloop, to maintain the brain functionality to be kept as a processor. At the same time, they're keeping the heart beating. You could use that to energy as well, as batteries, as power. If you're already using your brain... How would you take a heartbeat and turn that into energy? It's the matrix, bro. They will just find a way.

because I'm strapped to this chair otherwise I'll be over there going Yeah That's one of my favorite things About the first Matrix is that a traitor character Yeah It's really cool It's kind of an objective truth

That in the world of the Matrix Being in the Matrix is better Yeah straight up And he's like yeah This sucks I would rather just be rich in the Matrix And he's stoke every day Yeah

I mean I'd probably do the same thing I could... You're telling me you betray Morpheus. Yes. Uh, yeah. I think the new Morpheus does cuter, so maybe I'll go with him. Cool, then, when he's like, CG goop. Yeah.

Wait, he becomes CG Gloop? Yeah. Oh, you'll see. You'll see. Mm-mm-mm-mm. So, um, aside from last week where Randy ruined everything again, this is our first episode post, uh... The Wanda Ruination.

Uh... No, I was going to say. the moving forward video. Yeah, Randy Ruination. The Ruination of Randy. Oh, I see. There are a couple comments, too. We should probably read out and address or whatever.

Angel Tony left one, saying, real strange that when your religious friend left you guys in cut all contact, Reuben was the most mad out of all of you, and now he's gone on to do the exact same thing. Kind of ironic? Kind of funny. Yeah. um to be honest i was i was nervous as hell about that video

and yeah i think we all were i'm glad i'm glad by the response i mean people are very supportive and nice yeah i think this no i've actually been blown away by the majority of comments um yeah just in support and understanding from their part and i i know that uh we left a lot of stuff unspoken but that's how it's that's how it should be and that's how it's going to remain because it's like there's so many times where

YouTube drama like small things that don't have to be blown out proportion and actually blown out proportion by everyone because it makes the money and no we're not doing that at all you know it's it's done so we're not going to add fuel or fucking petrol to this and make a big deal out of it it's you know it's just done yeah so thank all of you who've been awfully kind and yeah there's this one from Stephen is human

I always liked Reuben as a jar member. It's sad to see him go. That said, I think the dynamic between you three is solid. This must have been very difficult for you. Jarre is a silly tone, but it also has a production that requires attention and organization. I think the quality is higher than ever for the last few months. I have no idea how you managed to do that with this going on and also everybody getting sick all the time. Glad you've uploaded this video. I hope you guys can welcome some better times soon.

We simply are still sick. We've not... We're dubbing our voices To make us not sound reallyly unwell Yeah, we're dubbing each other Because when we're ill, we sound like one of the other members Yeah Oh man

Speaking of like weird shit I stumbled across a A Wikipedia page about The shortest war in human history Do you know about this James? You like war Oh, I love war Favorite thing

Yeah, you probably know about this I just don't know the name See if this triggers any memories The Anglo Zanzibar War Yes Really, you know this one Yes But should I read some of it

I thought it's a Oh god There's a monster coming in Oh fuck That is like a horror movie When he calls under that It's just like Yeah so for those who like

No one can see Because Argi is just like Augie come here Look he's there He's there on the video He's like just in the corner Of this screen Hello Argy

Archie, Augie, come here, because today's set's slightly different, the, like, chair I'm sat on is all, like, you know, different. And the door's blocked by the usual chair. Yeah. And like a little gremlin coming out from under the bed, he's like crawled under it like an actual...

Oh, yeah, there you go. That's awesome. But yeah, the Anglo-Zanzibar Halo 2 map war. Is that distasteful? Yeah, that's fucking disgusting. Is this a war that was waged on the map Zanzibar? Listen, the Anglo-Zanzibar war was a military conflict fought between the United Kingdom and the Zanzibar. It was the fastest Halo 2 match and recorded history.

On the 22nd of August 1896, the conflict lasted between 38 and 45 minutes, marking it as the shortest recorded war in history. See, I'm going to give you a counterpoint, and unusually back in that time, it took that long just for the government to actually get the message that declaration of war is. happened. Did they get the Declaration of War and then instantly surrender? What war took place? A fight? A fight? What is a war? Is war only war when two...

Governments. When there are two sides the charge. That agree to be like, yes, we're warring now. surely it's more complicated than that no I'm pretty sure it's less complicated than that is a war a war let's say in the mad max universe if two factions just started fighting

it's only a war when the governments get involved is it only a war when it's about something more yeah there is more to war than just oh fight it's like there's like a political war like economic like reason why they do it Like, how often do, like, fights break out between, like, Indo-border forces and Chinese border forces? Happened a lot in the last year.

But they just start fist-fighting, each other. And that's not a war. That's just them fighting. There's, like, a difference between the two. So, what, tell us about this Anglo-Zanzibar war. Hmm. Do I just have to read the whole thing here? No, just, you'll...

The immediate cause of the war was the death of the pro-British Sultan-Haw war. Hamad bin Thawani on 25th of August 1896 and the subsequent succession of Sultan Khalid bin Bargash. The British authorities preferred Hamud bin Muhammad, who was more favourable to British interests as Sultan. In the agreement of 14th of June 1890 instituting a British protector over Zanzibar, a candidate for accession to the salt. I can't, I can't fucking do this, too you know. It's basically... So it was a war over salt? Sultan?

Yeah. The Sultan of Swing. Fair enough. Did they actually fight? Does it say at the bottom if they actually got into a fight? How would it last between 38 and 45 minutes if there was no fighting, right? Well, that doesn't have to be a fight. It's just like, oh, we're going to war with this Sultan.

Oh, no, we're going against the British Empire, so that's not. What is this Sultan? It's just a position of power in, I would say, the Middle East. An Africa? Oh. Like a sultan. Like a... I'm not sure.

Okay, here's the actual fight, but the defenders had several artillery pieces and machine guns, which was set in front of the palace cited at the British ships. A bombardment opened at 902. Set the palace on fire and disabled the defending artillery. A small naval action took place with the British sinking the Zanzibari royal yacht. and two smaller vessels. Some shots were also fired ineffectually at the pro-British Zanzibari troops

as they approached the palace. The flag at the palace was shot down and fire ceased at 0946. Damn. That is pretty crazy. So it was just swift, just quch, boom. Yeah, they just walked into like a castle and won a war.

In the time you've watched one episode of the Book of Bobber, a war was won. Yeah, speaking of, have you seen those motorbikes from the Book of Bobber? What do you mean? From the latest episode. Oh, they have motor. The speeders?

Yeah, the little like piggy. I haven't seen the third episode. I haven't seen the episode, but I saw screenshots because everyone was talking about how lame it is. And angry, I saw Angry Joe specifically got mad at this one for how lame it was. I made an angry review. Really? Sorry, but if Angry Joe makes an angry review review about it, I'm not watching it.

You know what's better than me. Yeah, because I had the episode down. downloaded and everything ready to watch. And I was like, you know what, Angry Jay, I'm going to wait for what you have to say before I delve. It's another, like, Robert Rodriguez's... Yeah, from the screenshot I saw, it looks like a vehicle out of Spike.

Really? Yeah. Because in the ones I've seen, there's already been some, like, lame as hell stuff. Yeah, but that should inherently be a part of Star Wars. Yeah, it's got lame. Lame stuff. It's the balance, though. It's like a bit lame, but also kind of.

of cool. No, there should be incredibly cool stuff, but also really lame stuff. Do you see what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I'm gonna tell you right now, buy the speeder, buy a Lego set the speeder, never open it because someone will want it in the future. If it's lame as fuck, people want it. It depends, man. I don't want to go too lame. There's like, um, the infamous Last Jedi, uh, destroyed ATST set, which everyone ragged on in the Lego community. I was right there with them. Terrible, terrible, terrible set. Why, what was it? What did involve? You know, like an ATST?

Yeah. The, like, chicken walker thing. The shit ones. It was, like, one of those, but without its head. Oh, yeah. From that scene in the movie. Oh, yeah, but, yeah, when Finn, Finn shoots, uses it. No, it's like BB8, like,

BWs around in it. Now, Finn uses one. No. I can't remember. I feel like it's just, like, BBA8 going, Dibby Power One of the Dibby Power kind of moments

Yeah Yeah Where all the kids go Oh Anakin Hang on I'm gonna take a sip What are we drinking today guys

No I'm fine I didn't need the help It's so hot in here Is it just me It's kind of cold actually Can you close the window Yeah I'll do it

It's fine I like this episode It's got quite, quite an ASMR kind of vibe to it this time. Anything else on the book of bullshit? Sorry, I mean, um, boba. I do like the main guy. Yeah, everyone does. How can you not?

It's, uh... I saw a funny, um, YouTube TikTok of him, like, he was... I guess he was in, like, a spa or something. He was, like, doing the Bobavet voice, like, sat in, like a... Like a hot tub. I don't know why. I mean, go off, dude. Why not?

Would you, would you, if you were that guy, would you not, like, just on social media, just... I don't think I'd ever stop talking like that. Yeah. And his voice is like... So, I watched Moana recently. Oh, really? And he's in that movie. And I heard one word from his character's mouth.

Who's he in Moana? I think he's Moana's dad. I heard one word from that character's mouth, and I was like, oh, it's him. You want to know why? Why? Star's Battlefront, too. Yeah. You hear his voice non-stop throughout the campaign of style.

I would argue it's part of what made that game. His narration. Yeah. It's so memorable. It's amazing. Yeah, he actually did like all of it. And it's badass. It's really cool. So yeah, his voice alone is like a block of my personal.

That's one of the things that is lacking from the Clone Wars is him. Yeah. Because all the clones are supposed to have his voice. But they have that famous voice actor who, I think he like voice the Gravemind in Halo He does the he does like a really weird like an American doing a version of a Kiwi accent and it's a bit wrong But it's still good voice acting because he's like a professional Why did you do? Why did you break the fucking bone? You broke the bone

Well it's quite brittle I guess he hasn't been having his vegetables At least we can finally find out what's in it Oh yeah what isn't it? It's a diamond We're rich um I like this on you be but yeah I like his voice I like him

I like Star Wars Battlefront to you I've totally lost what we were talking about can we talk about GIFs for a second you mean GIFs yeah sorry GIFs I'm sorry to interrupt

but I can't with the Jif thing I can't until the day I die give it is Jif no till the day I die it's GIF it's GIF you fucking cunt we all say Jif

You fucking... No, in private. This is an internet thing. If you're an internet personality, you must say GIF. Whereas everyone in private, everyone I've ever met, including you two, say GIF. No, we don't. I've never said GIF. You do.

You do. You say GIF. Back in a GIF. Exactly. GIF. Thank you for proving my point, Alex. But yeah, GIF. Was that just like the creator of it just being pedanto?

Like, he was doing it to be different. A contrary is all he was doing. Oh, everyone does this. I'm going to say the opposite. because my opinion has weight. It's like his power. But that's, you should say GIF then.

No, I'm saying GIF. What's your foundation of this? Well, I'm just a bit upset, actually. So, we did a discovery yesterday. If you go on your phone, why not? Especially if it's an iPhone or you're on WhatsApp. Go to the GIF section and type in my name.

and you will get results of me wait just your name if you search James House really that there's that's what you get gifts of me that's the first thing I search that's awesome and if you search jar media you also get gifts of me and one of Alex

yeah and there's there's and there's one where it's a gif of James but you can see the top of my head and I'm upset I feel like this is slighted see no I think the thing is you're not animated on the cast. I always do things

and I'm looking at the camera like and that's what people are cropping into these gifts and so because Alex says the same

Alex will just look at the camera and do some really weird and it's like you're not animated enough no I do all of those things I just do them in a way that's more subtle

and for the thinking man but yeah but gifts aren't for the thinking man or the subtle yeah for a cringy well no when you see a gif of um a funny cat like with it with a nail uh what's it called a nail file oh i love that one it's filing its claws yeah i love that that's subtle that's funny

that's that's that's got attitude you something to think about that has attitude that's yeah yeah it's got attitude but it is for a thinking person i say it's for the milfs personally no one outside the milf community is using like driving a range driver so what does that say your proper milf yeah what are the the main milfmobiles the main milfmobiles

um feet of 500 no discover no fear 500s are milker I don't 500 have the reputation

for more of like a like a 20 20s a soon to be milf yeah a milf in the making

a pre-ordered milf oh jar that would be the title milf in the making yeah i can't get away with that now um i'd say a milfmobile is it's a moto moto yeah yeah straight up that's like a like a milfs in your area kind of milf what do you mean milfs in your area right you know those ads there's milfs in your area yeah that's like the bustiest of milfs yes the moto moto car

yeah i'd say fear 500 how did the moto motor motor car come up again This is just getting... I was... We went to Chippenham. James and I went to Chippenum. In the little roll. The little. When was this?

Uh, pre-Christmas, actually. Yeah. This is when we got your Christmas... No, I mean, how has the... How has this come up on this episode again? Because the last episode. Because Alex just talked about Milfs. I asked Milfmobiles.

James mentioned the moment. Because there's just been a progressive ramping up in terms of just noticing how many range rovers. are just everywhere. Yeah, no, but cars like them. Just SUVs. Yeah, big SUVs. Yeah, big SUVs. They're everywhere.

And specifically those ones just look exactly like Motto, but as a car. Yeah. Check last week's thumbnail for a proof. Yeah. Yeah. And they are... Evidence. They are Milf.

If Moto was a milf, that's it. You know? That would also be a potential title for this episode, Nodja. What? Motto... As a milf. Milfo... Milfo?

Milfo. Am I just the name generator? Because I swear a lot of jarcast names comes from something stupid I say joining the cast. Well, I'll normally try and make an effort to... When like going through doing the time codes, try and pick something out that is said

that makes sense as a title. He said designed with an island in mind. I'm not sure he said that. me, I did. I think it might have been Alex. Shut up! Stop taking away my moment of fame. Put it in

a song or something, you know, and then... It does... No, it sounds like M&M lyrics. Awfully hot coffee pot. Yeah. Design with an oil in mind. See? It does. What's that thing

that I said that James always claims that he said? Live like a dog? Yeah, live like a dog I absolutely am the original Jarlings, it's up to you now to find out the truth Pick me Prove that it was me that said

To live like a dog Not James Then why don't you follow your own philosophy then If you thought of it Because I'm not a dog Then why would you say to live like one If you don't live like one Do as I say, not as I do

Yeah, that just means you're stupid Damn I got aggressive That's a bad ideology boy No every leader Boris Johnson Well he takes the The responsibility of telling people what to do

Without having to actually do What he's telling people to do That's what it is to be An influencer in any capacity It's what it means To be Responsible Is when you

Are worse than the people you make better than yourself that's my opinion and that's why Boris Johnson should not resign I think if any conclusions taken away from this episode it should be that

more than anything yeah it's kind of one thing I wanted to throw out there before we go to mid-break and our like end of year wrap-up discussion and talking about media I mentioned psychonauts too yeah

but I don't only like played the intro level. And I felt bad about that because I was like, I like this game a lot. Why haven't you played more sort of thing? I finished it now. Oh really? Flipping eight. Yeah.

Blug of you know, Harry. It's amazing. Yeah. Masterpiece? Did you notice Jack Black? I did notice Jack Black and Elijah Wood. Elijah Wood's in it? Okay, I'm going to play it then.

Yeah. So many games try to be funny and just really fail. but it's like really cleverly written there's some stuff that's like kind of annoying but overall yeah really cool um i did like i didn't realize the gimmick is kind of like it's kind of like inception yeah it is um where it's like a crew of like agents basically that are going into different minds and figuring shit out it's really cool and creative and fun awesome music gameplay is actually really fun it's like one issue i have was it there's like there's like one issue i have was there's like too many abilities for like a controller basically so on PC it's probably a bit

cleaner with the the quick usage thing you can do but I do prefer playing platformers with the controller that's the thing though yeah it's fun it's like I've never really been into those kind of collectathon type games yeah the way it's all like framed where like they kind of used the collectibles as signposting almost like guide you through a level which is a really good idea um and just having all the like all the enemies in the game are like different like mental anguishes like one of them's like a bad mood one of them's a panic attack all sorts of things like that it's all about like exploring uh the mind basically and it's everything i've seen about so i need to play you do and stunning as well like as far as art direction and character designs are concerned

So, like, wacky and weird. Did you ever see, like, or play Broken Age? It was another double-fine game that had Elijah Wood in it. But it was, like, 2D, one of those 2-D... Double-fine? Mm-hmm. That's not the people who make Bruttle Legend, is it? Yeah, it is.

That's why he probably Jack Blacks in it. Fuck. Yeah. That looks crazy. Yeah. They've made some good-ass games. They're always, like, weird, and they, like, try different things. Yeah, they're experimental.

Mm-hmm. Super cool. Yeah. Yeah, really charming. Check it out on GamePass. I just want to throw that out there now they've actually finished it. Hmm. It's cool. We'll catch you after these messages.

Wah! We'll catch you after these messages. We'll catch you after these... Um, hello. This is me, Arnie. Oh, you do realize that there are Mibo shirts available, right? Take a look at the really cute shirts. Look in the description or under the video for more

Welcome back to the second after the show Where we head over to Reddit And we answer a few lovely questions from the lovely Jarlings Lovely If you want to leave a question of your own DM Alex on Twitter And possibly letterboxed Or send us a postcard at the PO box

Especially letterbox That's the best way I'm going to get you Get up and run around Should I? Yeah, yeah. Oh! Look at him, go!

Wee! Oh, careful. Oh, you know what it's like for Kim Kardashian to fucking walk around. How am I going to do this? Yeah, you have clearance Now you know what it's like for Nicky Minaj to sit down James House is going to get us going

Go on then Hello, I've got nice question for the guts Why haven't we seen Alex and Randy in the same room together Is there some drama between the brothers? Yeah There's not drama between Alex and Randy But there's drama between me and Randy and Alex So the three of us can't

Yeah Yeah James actually got on with Randy really well last episode. Yeah, I love, Randy's a good I love Randy. Yeah, James likes Randy. Muck Carpet Manager says, what are the jar boys

looking forward to in 2020? Spiderverse 2. Woo, woo, woo, woo. That was too enthusiastic. Cringe. Fuck, the cringe scale is gone to 10 this episode. I'm going to have to be properly edgy this episode to bring it back down.

Yeah, zero passion. Come on. Remove the passion. No passion. We've got to be completely droids we've got to be really marketable for Facebook another good title completely droids god damn it this one's a gold mine completely droids

looking forward to in 2020 I'm looking forward to to summer that's such a British answer you fuck you have some sunlight some vitamin C

getting out this chair might be a nice have we got asked Randy for permission before that I'm looking forward to James weirdly stroking its in 2020 no on a serious note

what I'm looking forward to is Warhammer Total Warhammer Free is coming out next month Eldon Ring Yeah Ding Ding I'll probably play that Yeah Eldon Ring is actually coming out

and I don't give it a fucking shit I didn't care less What do you mean by that? You know, whatever You feigning disinterest No, no I would have been excited

Had it come If it was scheduled for the original release date Which is This month But that short delay is just like Whatever I can wait You know I would have been counting the days

If it was coming out this month Yeah But because of the that little delay, it's like, you get it when you get it, sort of thing. Yeah, but when you get closer to that date, you'll get the same thing going. When you know it's a week away,

the night before, because I'll forget about it until the night before. And then I'll see it on Steam. And the dingle tingles will start getting it. Yeah, and I'll be up at like three in the morning, like, come on, download. No, no, this year, I'm just looking forward to the year. It's like, because there's loads,

there's changes that have been made in our lives, and it's, the year's going to be good. I can really feel that it's going to be a good. one you know career changes James jinx is it ruins the fucking world yeah I'm looking forward to the end of the

pandemic I'm looking forward to the fact that COVID is going to be wiped out this year I'm looking forward to I'm looking forward to world peace and hunger around the world becoming I'm looking forward how many times I'm going to wipe this year yeah I'm looking forward to um

oil prices going up I'm looking forward to energy costs, energy costs, water costs and the price of housing continuing to climb. I'm looking forward to media as a whole becoming more expensive and I'm sure the release of many more subscription services that I feel the need to purchase and then never use. Disney Plus. Yeah. And Disney Minus. What do you get for Disney Minus? Disney Minus.

It's like the first, it's the first level in the subscription service. Disney minus is all the old racist Disney. You gotta pay like extra just to see it. Yeah. And there's fucking heaps. It's the meatiest subscription service. And they can crank out a few fresh ones. I'm looking forward to Japanese rules.

I'm looking forward to the pisser surviving another fucking 12 months somehow. And then still not needing an MOT. Well, I mean needing an MOT. but passing. Yeah. I think he's going to die this year. Is that your prediction? Yeah, no, I think the piss is going to die.

Why? I think it's just, I'll drive it, and it'll just go... No, Diagnose it and tell me what's wrong with it. The answer is, nothing. It's fucking beautiful. The window doesn't go down. Why, you gives a shit? It's winter anyway.

Well, to be fair, it doesn't go down because it didn't work, but then I removed the whole switcher mechanism, so you can't even put it down. Yeah, so that's never going to work. Yeah. Blame me. Next owner, the next owner, because, Obviously, we're going to do a token, like, ticket give away for the pisser, eventually. So you pay us £30 and you get entered into a competition to win the pisser.

30 pound per ticket, you're having a love? Yeah, more like... How the fuck we're supposed to make money, bro? That's how they do it? We've got to make, like, five times. It was already a free car. You're not supposed to tell them, man. Yeah.

So, like, you know, £15 a ticket. You get into a chance. We'll do a winner. Yeah, £40 a ticket. And then you get a chance to win the pisser. You get to meet us. You can collect a person. If it does die, get it, like,

crushed into a cube and then sell the cube on eBay. No, we have it as a jar pop on the wall. I'd take the badge as well and turn it into a necklace if I already got one. No, that is the piece of badge. Yeah, we've got it on the set already, bro. Woo-hoo! Was that for? Chromium. That's what I took off in the car park of a bookshop. This is this actually made out of genuine rare

material. Diamond-plated. Do you hear this? Do it into the mic? Oh god This really is an ASM on episode This quality though See With the rising cost of materials and metals In 20 years

This will be worth like a thousand pounds Sheldon the good side This is our religion If we have a religion it is the religion of pisser It's the upside down Toyota logo Yeah I never noticed that It looks like a rocket

I guess, thumbnail sorted. A hullery has one for us. If you were forced, speaking of thumbnails, Clockwork Orange style, which jar thumbnail would you jerk to? I think it's pretty obvious which one James would choose. Which one's that? Hentai blab? No.

Does that count? I feel like it's got to be a cast one. Mine would be the hippo one. Oh, that's what I was gonna say. Mine would be the monkey with a big moustache. Motto, Motto is a car. Yeah, now James has the Milf Association. That'll be an easy note. Boom.

Jesus, fucking Christ. It's the tape. Absolutely bonkers, mate, has one for us. Favorite and least favorite household chores. This is the most, like, old person question we could possibly get. No, I love this question. Because I love all the chores. Well, you have a, you have a weird way to do chores.

All of them. Laundry. Most favorite dishes. Really? Mm-hmm. Fucking hate laundry. Love dishes. I like laundry much more than dishes.

Why? Because, um, dishes I've got to put my hands in, like, chemicals and then it stings. Put gloves on, Jesus. Well, this is what happens whenever I put gloves on, right? No matter what I do, somehow I get that. soapy liquid in the glove and that's the worst that's the worst feeling okay james write this down next jar cringe miss hazmat suit for alex to do the dishes yes or um no but tell me how gloves that go up to like your shoulders how how what what are you saying the soapy like fairy washing

up liquid soapy water gets in the glove yeah how how because this is how you do it right you pour your you get your little sink for the water you pour your fur washing up you just mix it you get the fluff okay but you're using something to mix it so then you're not you're not getting

your hands in the soapy liquid right then your gloves are on the left side on the table or the same why on the left side why can they be on the right

so you go there your hands are dry your gloves are dry because you haven't used them you put your hands in and then you use your hands where does soap end to this get the fluff

would also be a good title you know when you put your hands in sometimes if you just misjudge and go too deep it's just done how tiny are your gloves are you using like fingerless cotton gloves it's more how deep is the water the sink

yeah and I I guess I fill it too much is that my problem do you not wipe your hands before you put the gloves on do you not go to kitchen town yeah do you like mix the water and then just put the gloves straight on and you're like how did water get in it

What do you think I'm a fucking dumbass? Well Well how else is we're getting in there But also also Gloves aren't even necessary Yeah, just use your hands You just use your hands Look at this

No shut the fuck up Mine are way worse But Jamie You just moisturise afterwards Yeah Like a fuck ton of it You know how much that stings

bro You know you should do Just put moisturise it in the glove But that makes it better in the long run The more Stinging The more pain The more gain

The more it stings the more it's going to reduce in inflammation, that's what I've discovered. No, but okay, okay, so, okay, if... X-ma knowledge on the drama media podcast. If your gloves are full of water anyway, and it's making you uncomfortable, if you're going to get your hands in water, regardless, right, you just not use the gloves. Just use your hands. But also, also, also, also, also, when you're doing the laundry, you need to pick up wet clothes.

no but after they've spun and all the chemicals go out that's not how it works they're still wet when you take them out and there's going to be some chemical residue let's be honest yes speak up motherfucker I like vacuuming a lot vacuuming

yes apart from the stairs okay stairs is your shit time it depends have you got a wireless vacuum because that makes vacuuming the easiest thing in the world. Just do it once a day. And then you just pick up, boom, done. And you do a deeper clean every week.

Another important question is, do you have a golden retriever? Yeah, that's true. Yeah. I have a collie, and that's basically the same thing. So I know the pain there. See, I say my least favorite is bedding. Yeah. But that's part of laundry to me.

I know. They're different things. Laundry and doing my bedding is different things. Like changing the sheets. Yeah, but when you take the sheets out Once you learn the inside out tact, though, then it's easy The fucking duvet man You've got to do the inside out tact with the duvet

Yeah, but you do the inside out technique And it's still a fucking nightmare It's actually quite easy Because you just do it by herself Just Bing Bing Yeah, James is right Alice is doing a double bed And he probably does it easier than you're single

No, when you have one of those duvet covers That is the side It's not the What? You put the duvet into the side What the fuck That's fucked Yeah I've got a duvet cover like that

Because your arms Have to be like this to get The fucking put it in the bin But it's the best duvet cover Because it means when you're sleeping And it's and you're fucking sweating like a pig And you wake up in the middle A night just absolutely drenched

Then when you flip the duvet over Then you've still got the top side Because the gap is on the side of the duvet. So when you flip the duvet, you're still at the top. And all the sweaty shit's down by your feet, so it doesn't matter. Wait, what? What do you mean?

When you're having night terrors and you're sweating like a pig, and you wake up in fear and you're freezing cold. So you're saying it's on the long part. It's not that... When you flip it over, there's no difference between it being on the top part on the side. If you're flipping... If that's it and you're flipping it that way, it's going to be the same regardless of... You don't flip it that way.

You flip it that way, because where you're sweaty armpits, has been pressed against the duvet and it's it's drenched it's fucking so so wet you're sweating bullets in the night bro no not normally I'm just saying you know sometimes as well you want to flip the pillow

over and get the cool side of the pillow because it's just a pleasant feeling if you're feeling a bit too hot the one leg out technique yeah yeah yeah but if you want to flip the duve for any reason if you want the cool part of the duvet just because it's cool it's

I think there's no different in the amount of cool parts of the duvet in a duvet. It doesn't matter if it's on the side or top. There's still going to be cool parts. If you've got Boba Fetch sheets, then all parts are the cool part. That's the fucking lamest thing you ever said. What was that? I don't know. No, but the cool part of the bed is like, there's a, when you, when it is hot and you're

bit like, you've woken up like three hours into your sleep. Or if you've had night terror and you're sweating bullets. Yeah. And it's like, that cool part is like you fall kind of level that nothing else can match. That cool fucking part of the bedding is just like, fuck. Going to fall straight back to sleep because this is cool. Actually, speaking of Sweating Bullets, I saw on my YouTube homepage something unfortunate about poor Dingo. It apparently had some, something happened.

So thoughts out to Dingo. Be safe Dingo. Yeah, thoughts out to Dingo. I'm sorry, something happened. It was quite a vague post to be fair, and I only scroll kind of past it, but. I was like, oh, thoughts out for Dingo. No, straight up, I always wish the best for Dingo because he's... Dingo stay safe. He made some fire content.

Um, speaking of fire content, stick them up says, please explain DVP shared. DPP. Wait. I can see those clogs there in it. No, we're not talking about DVP shared. DVP shared. DPP. Not DPPV, DV.

DV. DPD. dvp shared d pvvc yeah duck pillow no dvp dvp dvp duck versus penguins oh whee

no I'm locking this one down I'm locking this one down next question do a YouTube search of dot pillow dog pillow gaming search you can see what comes up 8753, so I just wanted to add to the ongoing The Rock Discussion. My sister used to work for a company that set up

off-camera areas for film sets, actors trailers, video village, etc. When The Rock was filming something in Atlanta, my sister was part of the crew that set up the massive tented gym he has built at his rented mansions when he travels around. This gym had all the equipment, air conditioning, decor, running water. After they finished setting up, the Rock asked them to come back and plant some trees. and bushes, so they would block the generators needed to power the gym from his view while he works out.

Apparently, he was pretty nice about it, though. Okay. Fuck him. How privileged is that? I fucking hate the what. I hate any... Beep, he's a... Beep!

That bitch. I was saying he's a bitch. Okay, thank you. I'm not saying... I'm not beeping out bad words. I'm beeping out. bitch world, you know? Yeah, well, I just wanted that clarification.

Fucking, by next week, I'm poop might be a beep word on YouTube. Poop? Beep. Um, but yeah, no, I, he's worked hard to get where he is. Let's be real. Well, no. Yeah, because he's putting the work, putting the hours, and he's taking what's ours. No, taking what's his.

Oh, yeah, sorry. And you know what? That's how the world works, and we need to just accept that, we're never going to be him. Well, we could if he... Put in the work and put it in the hours. And take what's ours? No, mine. Take what's mine.

It is fucking crazy that instead of going to a gym in that area, heath... Because there'll be private gyms, right, for rich people in these areas that he's filming, right? There'll be, like, exclusive gyms, because obviously there is. So why is he getting one built

in his rented mansions in a house? It seems like a waste of resources. How much money do you think goes to his fucking special gym? The only he uses. Probably the same amount to bring Zanzibar out of war-torn 1894. Doing that for one of those gyms is probably more expense and more resources than the entirety of that entire war. Yeah.

Oh, easily. And that had British warships, you know, fucking artillery pieces. Yeah. Yeah, so the rock, how about you just cut down a little bit on your fucking giant steroid ass and give something back to the people who need it? Yeah. How about that, rock? How about that?

Yeah. How about that, rock? Just pay your fucking £2,000 subscription fee to the private gym you could go to. Instead of spending $100,000 on the private gym, you're going to build at your rented mansions. Come on. I've been saying that we're all very happy that two more are red notice. sequels have been. Yeah, as far as the rock films go, that's his...

That's genuinely his best one. Talk about things I'm excited about in 2022. It's read Notice too. Like, they're making it that quick. Yeah, it's coming out in like a week. I suppose, yeah, they probably write it in like a weekend and... Just green screen everyone in anywhere. Yeah.

Yeah. Cuck sales one for us. Thank you guys for everything you have done. More power to my lovely ones. Okay, James, here's a question for you. If Alex and Jim were made out of bread instead of flesh, would you eat them? If no, would you fully stop eating bread? If you'd be hurting Jim and Alex's feelings, because you'd basically be eating their race.

If yes, would you go to jail for it? I absolutely swear, this is a question that's been asked to Willie. No, it hasn't. It has because I said, yes, I would. But no, it's not just like a dream you've heard. This is what James envisioned when he was lost in the woods. See, no, this is the thing. I wouldn't eat either of you, but I would eat bread behind your backs.

Damn. Because I can't give up bread. Who is someone... If everyone in the world was made out of bread, except you, who's someone you would eat? The wok. Think how much bread I'd get? Yeah, that would be a lot of bread. Yeah.

A really, like, protein-y bread. Maybe not so much. Proteini sounds like something a Jawa would say. Nice. Proteini. See, I'd say, Argy might be a tasty bread. What would? Argy, he might be tasty as a bird.

Yeah, he looks like meatloaf, the wrapper. Brad T2222 has one for us. Back in one, should they just host it like that from now and it's cooler? What? Brad T2-2-2 here. Yeah, you sound like a radiant. Oh, you fucking... What did you just do to the tam-a-oh?

Fix it. Fix it. Where did that piece come from? I know where it went. I know where it went. There you go. Oh, fuck. Oh my god.

No, no, no. Oh, and I apologize. To him right now, Jamie. No. That one's for sale. Okay. Is it for sale? Yeah, I haven't put it on eBay yet.

Why are you selling that one? Because I don't want it. I have problems with that set. Okay, tell me the poem to that set. Uh, sticker reliance. A sticker reliance. okay price to part ratio

okay the stick is a bad the best thing about it is that it comes with jimmy schmits all right but i like that you're selling jimmy smits i know it's you fucking kidding me so what

nine grand whatever whatever fits into your game this lego set is worth more to you than jimmy smits are you fucking having a laugh mate well i've been this is why i've been

i've taken years to come to this conclusion you know as much as oh my god is that one of you guys that was that's it that is argi that is argi that is fucking there's a couple

there's a double candle going right now and that is vicious that is a vicious far that is a vicious that is beyond viscous oh shit but anyway yeah

Brad has this ow back in one of the later corncast a year ago you boys mentioned how halo infinite needed to be on the level of god of war

in quotes in order for Microsoft to compete with Sony Well, now the Infinite has finally released How do you all feel about the state of Xbox's Lineup compared to Sony's? Compared to Sony's, Sony do big fat monster shit

all over Xbox. That's the truth. The only good thing about... In terms of what? In terms of third person, single player story-based games? In terms of games in general. In terms of single player.

Yeah. Sony wins. Without a doubt. All Microsoft has is Forza. Yeah, and Forza does carry that. They do, like, online-based shit that, like, people just like to exist in, like, C of Thieves and, um, that one where you, like, fight bugs and shit. Yeah, the one you call fight bugs.

Yeah, but that's, like, nothing compared to God of War. As far as, brand, but you underestimate shit like C of Thieves, though. No, but I love that game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's different. It's not that heavy hitter. Like, when, when a trailer drops for C of Thieves, it's like, okay, the people that like C of Thieves are going to be happy. I see what you mean. They're not, but, but when a trailer for God of.

War or Horizon or goes to Sushima whenever that drops Twitter fucking exploding Instagram Gifts of God of War cutting dudes up and shit Yeah but here's the difference though God of War's on PC

The Halo's on PC Yeah exactly you don't need You don't need all you don't need PlayStation or Xbox But it is still Sony Microsoft Yes As far as like the level of

Polish and like content complete packages Sony just shits all over Yeah, especially if Halo Infinite's in the picture. Yeah, Halo Infinite as a package is significantly worse than God of War. It's maybe the worst Halo package. Yeah, straight up, without doubt. It depends, because I'd prefer to play this Halo over, like, the... The lot of just shit of Halo 4.

Halo 4 being the worst Halo. But at least on Halo 4 came out, like, it was feature complete. yeah but I didn't I wasn't I'm not interested in any of the features because the guy sucks made you don't do you know what I mean I do know what you mean and um yeah Halo Infinite got problems yeah and the campaign was fun but like it's not very you know it doesn't do anything for video games no whereas I feel like God of War did You know? I guess.

In terms of credibility. Oh, right. Like, people taking... I don't know. This is something that's bothered me about the whole, like, response to Halo Infinite is that because of the, how bad the games industry is and how much of a joke, the AAA spaces, even despite its flaws and how bare bones and bad it is for a Halo game, it's still praised as being, like, one of the best shooters and games.

of that year, simply because its competition was somehow even more embarrassing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think Hela got lucky that... Super lucky. Dice screwed the pooch, and surprise, surprise, in the three-yearly rotor of Cod games, the guys that always released the shit ones, released the shit one. What was the shit one of that era?

The cod from last year. The fucking World War II thing. What was it even called? Yeah, Vanguard. Vanguard, shit. Fucking awful. Do you want to drink? Yeah.

What we're talking about? 3-4-3 is kind of mediocre hilly game. That's being a bit harsh. I will say the campaign is fun It requires it And as good as they say For how much I have to say about it It's too much

Yeah, that was bad Yeah, it's rubbish Nice Glad we cleared that one up Well thank you for watching this episode The John Reader podcast We'll catch you on a video next week You're explaining white hallows

We've got this really good one here Okay Look listen to this I really wanted to answer this one from Timothy Mark 96. Question for Alex. I recently bought my first Lego set, a Lego bonsai tree, and was extremely amused when I realized that the flowers on the tree were actually 100 pink Lego frogs. Do Lego sets usually contain odd quirks like this?

Or am I having an unusual first Lego experience? What do you think, Jim? I'd say it's not uncommon for Lego to use these sort of little sneaky tricks. It's one of the things I like most about it. Yeah, they can utilise something that's clearly designed to be something totally separate from the individual pieces combined to create a larger hole. How you say more than the sum of its parts, if you will.

Yeah, that's good way. It's resourceful because it means they're not wasting resources on new models. Or new moulds, which then creates more pollution. They're just using what they have, which is the wedding going to be in a big warehouse full of parts, you know? Yeah, like there's Tantive in front of us. Those turrets, I think, are like mini-figure, like, ski, what the fuck do you call them? You know, when you go...

Ski-fucks. You know, those, like, sticks that you're, like, stick into the ice and get... Yeah, and launch forwards. Yeah, those. That's those. Yeah, that's fucking so fucking cool, man. And, like, the bunch of flowers I've got has, like, teradon wings. Yeah, I love that.

It's part of what I like. And there is like a kind of division in the Halo community in terms of like, when do they go? Did you notice what you just did? What? You said the Halo community. Did I actually? Yes. Well, yeah, there is a division in the Halo community if we want to talk about that for a few hours.

Yeah, no, in the Lego community, it's like, where is the line drawn in terms of when you're going too far with like custom molds. Yeah, when do we deserve, wait, what do you mean? Like, like, when the pieces go too far, they're so custom that you're defeating the whole, like, fun of having to reuse. They can't be used for something else. Like, they're too, they're so bespoke. That should be the magic of Lego, though, is that you're given a set, but with the individual pieces, essentially, it's up to you, what you can create. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, okay, James, you can do one more here yeah yeah for james yeah another one from stick him up please explain bobbya 1984 so um a few years ago of well more than a few years ago i'd say um james discovered a

youtube of bobbya 1984 named after the year he was born and i assume his name being Robert, Bob, Bobbier. Yeah, there's one with the... Clearly his birth age was in the number in his username. Yes, yes, yes, quite. Ten years older than I?

Yeah, to the minute I might add. To the beat. What do you mean by that? To the beat of the drum. Like if each year is a beat. So James discovered this call of duty YouTuber who featured on IGN. and he was

I mean he was pretty good at the game and he chatted about the current state of Monom Warfare 2 and he did like Iceman videos yeah wasn't it blackups 1 sure he was blackups 1 he did loads of cod yeah he did all the cods and um he he was just a funny character

he was a cool cool guy online you know I think I feel like that's all that needs to be said I quite I didn't like his content but I always liked his intras but what got the whole Bobbia thing attached in our minds was he uploaded like a video called could Bobbia beat a bear

outrun a bear? Oh oh shit he was doing jar shit could Bobby a out want a bear And he explains that he goes into this 15 minute discussion about how he could With himself With scientific evidence that he feels that he could out want a bear It was kind of like yeah like a solo job lab

Yeah it was crazy with a thesis. I remember that video so clearly. I remember everything he does on that specific cod map. Because he was running the A.N. 94 with a holographic site. You actually remember it with that deal.

Yes, I remember that detail. Yeah, because we'd always watch it. Yeah, we'd watch it on the P every day. So he would run that later. It would be like we go out, walk, flossy, eat, just trash. And then we'll get back, get back, go on the laptop and watch Bobby in 1984. Yeah, and he was using that map, that specific map, you know exactly what map is because there's a centre area

and it's open and you could stand by the barrels on each side. I don't think it's up anymore. I think the video's down. When you search Bobbiah 1984, there are like IGN videos from like 10 years ago. Yeah, he was on IGN. Camping on downtown with Bobbia 1984. Yeah, he... At bear, type in bear.

Could Bobian bear? Does Bobby in 1984 bear? There it is. Yeah. Do you think Bobby in 1984 could outrun a bear, Black Ops 2 commentary? You're right. Yeah, and then watch, go click it, watch it. Oh, I forgot the...

Yeah. Yeah, there you go, A.N. 94. Was that the Galil? No, that is the AM. And he's using that holographic side. Oh, his intro, yes. I was... I fucking loved it. No, don't you love that, um, the, the, like... that intentional delay

before he says his name Barbia no wait for listen oh geez is everyone this is your boy Bobbyya see

look at that I fucking miss Bobbia that's what I was saying earlier like I guess we were just so on to it I didn't care for his content but his intros chef's kiss

it's a shout out to that video from like eight years ago yeah shout out to Bobby himself he's like one of the integral founding fathers of the Jamijer of you I'd say no the Jamijer Cinematic Universe

He was the founding foundation You know you have you have you know you have you have in one Conno you have bobbya And the next year have my favorite Martian Your favorite Whatever James's favorite Martian Whoever that is then you have like Iceman

And then who's the fourth pillar Shane Dawson No he had no role A player No it would be Pudipai I would put the other two but Pute. No, no, because Pudipai

literally launched your career. What do you mean? Your first, like, huge video was the Pudipai. Oh, I see my first video. Yeah, it was... And that was, that, that has, is integral to Jha. Damn. No, I'd say that's, leans more in H.E.

Than Jada. Damn. Don't you think? Yeah, Jars more... Markiplier is more important to Jada than... No, Smoshes. Yeah, and Smosh. I'd say Nukki, the, um, place near Kormul.

But that's also H.E. too. That's where the dick the head comes from. Yeah, exactly. That's why I... Because I was there. Alice, can you get... Can you get off that chair? This is like the beginning of Batman Arkham City. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. That's cheesy. You can't use scissors.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He's scared of tape. Okay, okay. Thank you for watching this episode of the Jarmeager podcast. Have a good day. Have a good week. Smash it, man. We'll see you next time where Alex is crucified to a cross.

Thank you.